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[mellow music playing]

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[woman] 1931.

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England and the Empire

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are in the grips
of the Great Depression,

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But the British aristocracy
keeps calm and carries on.

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None more so
than the Davenports,

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lords of Fackham Hall
for over 400 years.

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The sheer grandeur
of Fackham Hall

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was a testament to splendor,

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and an enduring family legacy.

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Its hallowed rooms
have witnessed so much.

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Life and death,
laughter and tragedy,

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-heartbreak and romance.
-[ringing]

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But England
was a nation divided by class.

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The below-stair staff

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obediently served
their masters,

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and prepared sumptuous feasts.

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Pheasant, caviar, venison.

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Whatever a guest desired,
they would supply it.

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And whilst this winter
would prove particularly bleak,

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the tireless work
of those staff below stairs

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ensured that Lord and Lady
Davenport wanted for nothing.

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They led a decadent life
of unimaginable luxury,

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and barely
had to lift a finger.

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[Prudence] So, finally,
one of our children is to be wed

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and shall soon fly the nest.

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I'm just delighted

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that our beloved home
shall remain in the family.

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I'm just delighted that
after so many years of courting,

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she's finally
found the right cousin.

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At least Poppy's got
our interests at heart,

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-unlike Rose.
-Rose may yet marry.

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Oh, come on, Humphrey.
Who'd want old Rose?

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She's 23.
A dried-up husk of a woman.

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Barren, desiccated.

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A wizened old walnut
of a spinster.

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Rose, darling,
would you pass the milk?

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Mama, Archibald is ghastly.

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It's unfair to force Poppy so.

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Why can"t she simply
marry for love?

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Oh, how can you be
so naive, child?

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Do you think that I married
your father out of love?

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Because I found him attractive?

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Liked his personality?
His micro penis?

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No, I married him out of duty.

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And we couldn't be happier.

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But Mama's right, my darling.

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This is about
the future of Fackham Hall.

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Of our family.

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We thought,
having produced four sons,

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that the Davenport line
of succession was assured.

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What cursed luck to lose
all four of them.

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And in four completely
separate incidents.

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I console myself knowing

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that at least they died
doing the thing they loved.

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[somber music playing]

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[Rose] But does this
not make you realize

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that such an archaic
system of succession,

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that only recognizes male heirs
is, pardon my French...

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[in French]

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Rose, we must be realistic.

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Your father's not going
to live forever.

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Come on. Father has
the constitution of an ox.

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-[choking] -And so long as
we keep a close eye on him,

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-he'll remain that way.
-How can you be so blind

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to the circumstances?

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Unless your sister
marries Archibald,

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we will be evicted.

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Forced to live
in Central London.

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Then I'll find
myself a profession.

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-[grunting]
-A Davenport working for money?

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Are you trying to send
your father to an early grave?

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All I ever think of
is Father's well-being.

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Well, you evidently care less
for this family

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-than your beautiful sister.
-[clattering]

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Humphrey! Shield
your mouth when coughing.

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My sincerest apologies,
Prudence.

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My lord, ladies.

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The dressing bell has been rung.

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Drinks will shortly be served
in the drawing room.

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-Thank you, Cyril.
-I do so hope

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it will be sunny
for the wedding. Hey, Cyri.

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-Mm-hm.
-What's the weather tomorrow?

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Expect partly cloudy skies
in Fackham tomorrow,

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with a 40 percent
chance of snow.

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-[door closes]
-Do you ever worry that Cyri

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is always listening in
to our conversations?

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Oh, now, come.
Not this again, darling.

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We've already had
to get rid of poor old Alexa.

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That's true.

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[lighthearted music playing]

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[woman] London,
birthplace of emphysema,

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child exploitation,

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and a charming young
pickpocket called Eric.

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National ink shortage!

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Read all about it!
National ink shortage!

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-You there. Here.
-National ink shortage!

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Blast and botheration!

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Excuse me, sir.
You dropped your wallet.

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-Ah.
-[woman] Eric couldn't be more different

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from the Davenports
at Fackham Hall.

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He doesn't have any land,
titles, underwear,

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or vitamin D.

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But what he lacks
in bone density,

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he more than makes up for
in guile...

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Here you go, darling.

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-...charm.
-Thank you.

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-[man] She's got my watch!
-...and boyish good looks.

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-Come here
-I didn't steal it.

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Honest to God, sir, I didn't.

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Eric was amongst the thousands

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of young boys orphaned
after the war.

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-[Eric] Morning.
-With only his quick wits,

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street smarts,

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and the watchful eyes
of the Sisters of Mercy

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keeping him from penury.

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Morning, Sister Jude.

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What can I be doing
for you today?

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Nothing for me.
But this gentleman

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wishes to speak with you.

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And of course, our door
is always open to unknown men

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with an interest
in specific children.

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Yes. He seems like
just the lad for the job.

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I need a letter delivered here.

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To the manor house
owned by the Davenports.

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An obscenely rich
family of aristocrats.

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[scoffs] Fuck 'em all.

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That's right.

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Fackham Hall.

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The most lavish manor house
in all of Shropceistershershire.

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Well, I'm not doing it for
any less than five shillings.

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I'll pay you a pound.

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Pleasure doing
business with you, mister.

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[whimsical music playing]

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Good luck.

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[Sister Jude] Eric.

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You're the smartest child we've
ever had at this orphanage.

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If only you directed your
talents down the righteous path,

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you could really
make something of yourself.

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"I may do some good
before I am dead."

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It's Thomas Hardy.

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Here's another quote for you.

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"Thou shalt not steal.”

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[chuckles]

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Ah.

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Your watch, sir.

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Oh.

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And your trousers.

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But I'm wearing my trou--

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[woman]
And so begins Eric's adventure,

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as he sets off to deliver

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that precious letter
to Lord Davenport.

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A chance to change his future.

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And nothing was
going to get in his way.

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Whoa.

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[DJ] Shout out to Rachmaninoff.
Big up on them self.

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New track from Carl Ravell
and his orchestra just dropped.

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Straight-up banger. Check it.

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[klaxon blares]

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["So Rare" playing on radio]

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[humming]

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[romantic music playing]

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-[brakes screech]
-[Eric grunts]

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-[gasps]
-[Eric groaning softly]

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[grunts]

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Oh.

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Are you all right?

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I've never been better.

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[chuckles]

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Sorry I scratched your car.

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Don't worry about it.
It was like that before.

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I'm sorry about your bike.

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Don't worry.
It was like that before.

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I don't know what happened.
I think I was...

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[both]
...momentarily distracted.

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Yes. I only took my eyes
off the road for a second.

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I think I was captivated
by the sight...

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[both] ...of an incredibly
beautiful woman

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with the kind
of carefree essence

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that makes a man
glad to be alive!

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[dreamy music playing]

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Well, it was nice to meet you.

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Eric.

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It's Rose, actually.

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It was lovely
to make your acquaintance.

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And from now on, I'll pay more
attention to where I'm going.

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[groans]

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[lighthearted music playing]

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Ms. Davenport! Ms. Davenport!

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The lord and lady is wondering
where you is be, they do.

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-What did you tell them?
-I spared your blushes, m'lady.

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Said you were wrestling
with a tricky dump.

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Oh, thank you, Patricia.
I just needed to clear my head

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before watching
my darling sister, Poppy,

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marry that odious Archie.

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[sighs]

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There. Good as new.

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[baby crying]

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Wonderful to see you,
Viscount Wolsey.

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[Prudence] So good of you
to join us, Lord Lucan.

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[Humphrey]
Welcome to our home, Lady Gaga.

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Where on earth have you been?

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Please don't say
reading or thinking.

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As you well know,
that's men's work.

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-Humpty!
-Ah!

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If it isn't J.R.R. Tolkien,
the writer.

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Poppy, dear old friend of mine
from Oxford, John.

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Please. Call me J.R.R. Tolkien,
the writer.

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[Poppy]
It's a pleasure to meet you.

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Would I know
anything you've written?

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I doubt it.

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He's not had anything published.

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Well, not yet.

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But I have spent
the last 15 years

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coming up
with an alphabet for orcs.

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[in Orkish]

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What a delightful language.

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Remember, Fifi, the Davenports
are one of the most

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eminent families
in the whole of England.

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So, please, try not
to be too American.

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Oh, please, honey.
They'll barely notice.

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[whimsical music playing]

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-Lord Davenport.
-[Humphrey] You remember Bert?

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-Archibald's best man.
-Good to see you.

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Thank you for having me.

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[Bert chuckles]

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[Fifi]
What a quaint little cottage.

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Oh, my.

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Richard, do hurry up.

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Gladys, is that
really all you can carry?

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[woman]
As the orphan lad approached,

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he sensed
this must be Fackham Hall.

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He could tell by its grandeur,
presence,

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and its sign
saying "Fackham Hall."

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-Excuse me, mister.
-Oh.

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Ah, you're here for the position
of hall boy. Is that right?

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-Actually, I just wanted to--
-There will be no negotiation.

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The wage is four pounds a week.
Take it or leave it.

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-I'll take it.
-Edna.

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I have procured you
a new hall boy.

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Heaven forfend I get a say
in who works for me.

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Do let us hope he's up to it,
Cyril.

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Hut. Follow me, laddie.

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As hall boy, you are the
lowest-ranked member of staff.

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Every afternoon,
you must polish the silverware.

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Silverware is any utensil
made of silver.

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Then it is dinner. Dinner is
a meal partaken in the evening.

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After which you must clear
the plates from the table.

251
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,060
The table is an item
of furniture

252
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,312
with a flat top and four legs.

253
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,523
Finally, you must mop the floor.

254
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,942
The floor is the
bottom surface of a room.

255
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:04,529
A room is any space
enclosed by a number of walls.

256
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,448
A wall

257
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:11,536
is like a floor that's sideways.
Do you understand?

258
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:14,539
Yes, miss. I won't
disappoint you. I promise.

259
00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,873
Get out of my sight.

260
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,835
Excuse me, sir.

261
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,503
Who do I speak to
about the hall boy job?

262
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:23,673
I'm afraid that vacancy
has been filled.

263
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,259
[lighthearted music playing]

264
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,096
[exhales]

265
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,483
Ms. Davenport.

266
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,485
Allow me to introduce myself.

267
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:49,115
I'm Darvesh Khaled, your
father's lawyer and old friend.

268
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,702
Oh, yes. From the trenches.
You fought with my father.

269
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,745
No, we were on the same side.

270
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,165
Oh. Oh, Mr. Khaled,

271
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,375
may I introduce you
to Great Aunt Bonaparte?

272
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,376
A pleasure, ma'am.

273
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,670
Bonaparte.

274
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,088
Are you related to Napoleon?

275
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,716
Yes. He's my nephew.

276
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:07,842
Oh.

277
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,512
Mrs. McAllister, I've done
everything you asked me to.

278
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,182
-Really? Already?
-Yes, ma'am.

279
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,934
You've brought all the wine
up from the cellar?

280
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,019
Yes, ma'am.

281
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,189
-Taken it to the drawing room?
-Yes, ma'am.

282
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:24,150
-And closed the cellar hatch?
-[Richard whistling tune]

283
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,193
[clattering]

284
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,402
I'll do that now, ma"am.

285
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:29,822
[Richard groans]

286
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,449
Where is Richard?

287
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,410
He's supposed to be serving
the champagne.

288
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,497
You'll have to do it,
and not looking like that.

289
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,789
Get a move on.

290
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,378
You've got the castle,
the cathedral,

291
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:46,047
the chocolate factory.

292
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,423
I simply don't understand

293
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,383
why anyone would want
a new York.

294
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,386
Here's £10 to stop talking.

295
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:56,098
Now, I have a business proposal,
Mr. Davenport.

296
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,768
I'm expanding my fashion empire,

297
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,062
and I need a small pied-a-terre
in England.

298
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,064
How much to buy Fackham Hall?

299
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,442
I'm not sure you could afford it
on the wage of a seamstress.

300
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,194
I'll pay double its value.

301
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,821
And I promise
to keep its integrity.

302
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:15,034
All I'd do is add a jazz bar,
a small casino, and 30 stories.

303
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,661
I appreciate that this may
be the way

304
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,372
you conduct your business
in the Americas,

305
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,666
but Fackham Hall
simply isn't for sale.

306
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,377
[chuckles]
Well, we'll see about that.

307
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,171
A word of warning,
Mr. Davenport.

308
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,881
I have a habit
of getting what I want.

309
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,677
About half the size of a human.

310
00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,845
[playful music playing]

311
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,525
Oh.

312
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,527
[indistinct chatter]

313
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,617
-Champagne?
-Yes, please.

314
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,580
Ladies and gentlemen.

315
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,957
Please welcome
the bride and groom to be,

316
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,459
Mr. Archibald Davenport

317
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,087
and Ms. Poppy Davenport,
his fiancée.

318
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,464
And first cousin.

319
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,135
[guests applauding]

320
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:19,265
My word, Mary, a man.

321
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,933
Oh, Constance.
He's so good-looking

322
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,310
I can barely breathe.

323
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,021
I can't wait till I marry a man.

324
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,440
It is only then that
my life will be of any worth.

325
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,859
Ms. Valentine, have you met
the Bechdel Sisters?

326
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,944
[Archibald]
Ladies and gentlemen,

327
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,529
it is very rare

328
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,406
you find someone so beautiful,

329
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:38,075
someone so intelligent,

330
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,703
someone that you would
move heaven and earth for.

331
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:45,249
But after years of searching,
Poppy found me.

332
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:47,043
[Poppy] I just feel so lucky.

333
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,712
I mean, after all,
we have so much in common.

334
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,631
For example, our grandparents.

335
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,965
-Yes.
-Yeah.

336
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,217
Please, enjoy the festivities.

337
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,811
I'm sorry. You may never host
a party like this for me.

338
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,648
My dear.

339
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,858
There are many here

340
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:14,570
who believe that marriage
validates one's existence.

341
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,322
I'm not among them.

342
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:20,826
I'm just so very proud of
the intelligent,

343
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:25,539
kind, and elegant young woman
you have become.

344
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,832
Deviled egg, ma'am?

345
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,293
[stifled sob]

346
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,462
[dreamy music playing]

347
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,970
Stop gawping and do your job.

348
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,944
[sobbing]

349
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,783
So, wrong side
of Mrs. McAllister on day one.

350
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,576
That's a record.

351
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,453
So, you know your music, sir.

352
00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,707
Is that your name?

353
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,375
Eric No one.

354
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,252
Pronounced "no one,"” sir.

355
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,130
So, which bedroom's yours then?

356
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,297
Oh, I never sleep.

357
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,841
It interferes with my duties.

358
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,008
Here we are.

359
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,138
Your quarters.

360
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:25,182
You'll be sharing with Tom,
Fred, Harry,

361
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,685
Richard, and Alexander.

362
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:31,564
Jammy bastard. They've put you
straight in the big room.

363
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,943
[Tolkien] All's well
that ends better, Humpty.

364
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,279
[lighthearted music playing]

365
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,032
Are you bride or groom, sir?

366
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,410
No, I'm a guest.

367
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,370
[vehicle approaching]

368
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,257
Whew!

369
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,508
[groans]

370
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,930
[Richard groaning]

371
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,105
[grunts]

372
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,280
My darling Poppy.

373
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,866
Now, before you embark
on this new life,

374
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,659
I want to give you something

375
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:30,080
that my mother gave Prudence
on our wedding day.

376
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,082
[tender music playing]

377
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,796
[music turns playful]

378
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,591
It's a necklace box.

379
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,385
Oh, wow.

380
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,055
Oh, Daddy, thank you.

381
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,019
Alexander.

382
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,024
Are you ready?

383
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:57,983
Mm-hm.

384
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,453
[organ playing "Funeral March"]

385
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:24,260
[plays "Here Comes The Bride"]

386
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,689
[Poppy grunting]

387
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,023
[Humphrey] Oh.

388
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,108
Daddy. [screams]

389
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,484
[Humphrey grunts] Oh.

390
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,550
Please be seated.

391
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:05,968
["Here Comes The Bride" ends]

392
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:11,098
Welcome, friends and family, and
of course, Archibald and Poppy.

393
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,350
Let us pray you never marry.

394
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,856
Let us pray.
You never marry without love.

395
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:23,193
You never love without God. God
is almighty. God is everywhere.

396
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,696
God is touching you all
in your private places.

397
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,241
God is touching you all.

398
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,202
In your private places,
in your darkest times,

399
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,829
God is there shining a light.

400
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,999
And today he's shining a light
for these two arseholes.

401
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,461
And today he's shining
a light for these two.

402
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:44,173
Our souls
are eternally in his debt. Amen.

403
00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,215
[all]] Amen.

404
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:58,103
Does anyone have a reason
why Archibald and Poppy

405
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:00,689
should not be bound together
in holy matrimony?

406
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:03,359
Speak now
or forever hold your peace.

407
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,279
No one? Good.

408
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,781
Stop.

409
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:12,409
[guests murmuring]

410
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:15,162
I know a reason why
we shouldn't marry.

411
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,206
I don't love him.

412
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:18,582
[guests gasp]

413
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,667
I love another.

414
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,129
I'm sorry, Archie, but I cannot

415
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,215
spend the rest of my life
living a lie.

416
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,092
[dramatic music playing]

417
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,510
-Lionel.
-[guests gasp]

418
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,095
Get up.

419
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,221
Pop... Poppy.

420
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:33,514
Poppy.

421
00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,977
Now this is a fucking wedding.

422
00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,269
[laughs]

423
00:24:40,562 --> 00:24:43,399
Lionel? Lionel.

424
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:45,401
[emotional music playing]

425
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:04,044
I love you. I want us
to be together forever.

426
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,171
Okay. Okay.

427
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,807
[Poppy] Goodbye!

428
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:21,687
[exasperated yell]

429
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:30,654
[Humphrey]
Your attention, please.

430
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,613
[chattering]

431
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,658
Your attention, please.

432
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,786
Shh.

433
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,246
-Shh.
-[chatter stops]

434
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,710
Despite today's unpleasantness,

435
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,755
you must all remain
at Fackham Hall.

436
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,924
[Humphrey]
To spare Archibald's blushes,

437
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:53,844
I would appreciate it
if from this moment on,

438
00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:57,181
nobody mentioned
this morning's... hiccup.

439
00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:59,475
Specifically,
the disastrous wedding,

440
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,769
Archibald being humiliated
at the altar,

441
00:26:01,769 --> 00:26:02,895
the enthusiasm

442
00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,354
with which the bride fled

443
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:06,231
from her jilted fiancé.

444
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:07,775
And please, no mention

445
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:11,070
of Archibald's animalistic
wailing from the vestry,

446
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:14,198
which we all pretended
we couldn't hear.

447
00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,783
[guest coughs]

448
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,785
Thank you, Lord Davenport.

449
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,037
That's very thoughtful of you.

450
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,872
Please all have
a wonderful weekend.

451
00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:23,540
[lighthearted music playing]

452
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,501
[guests chattering]

453
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,587
[Patricia] I knew it about
Lionel and Poppy, I does, I did.

454
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,839
Oftens I saw her
sneaking back late at night.

455
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:33,300
Never not said nothing
to her ladyship. If she asked,

456
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:36,095
I said Poppy was in the woodshed
whittling a dildo.

457
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,473
That's quite enough
tittle-tattle from you two.

458
00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:41,892
Ms. Rose
will take tea in her room.

459
00:26:41,892 --> 00:26:44,186
Yes, Mrs. McAllister,
ma'am, m'lady.

460
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,814
[lively music playing]

461
00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,850
You? What? Why didn't
you tell me you worked here?

462
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,310
Why didn't you
tell me you lived here?

463
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,771
This is a big house
for a chauffeur.

464
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:29,606
Yes.

465
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,943
I'd rather appreciate it
if you didn't tell anyone

466
00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:34,319
you saw me driving Father's car.

467
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,571
Don't worry. You can trust me.

468
00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:36,572
I'm good with secrets.

469
00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,740
To this day, I never told a soul

470
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:40,909
about Sister Mary stealing
from the collection plate,

471
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,287
or Sister Jude's sex holidays
in Amsterdam,

472
00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:45,956
or the time Father Jessop
tricked four choir boys into--

473
00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,584
It's good to know
I can trust you.

474
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,127
You certainly can, Ms. Rose.

475
00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:53,505
Excuse me for asking.

476
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,090
What is that you're reading?

477
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:57,509
This?

478
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:02,681
It's a tale of forbidden love.

479
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,891
Ah.

480
00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,477
I'd love to borrow that
when you're done with it.

481
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:08,896
You read?

482
00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,606
I forget who coined the phrase,

483
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:13,692
but reading brings us
to unknown friends.

484
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,028
-That's Balzac's.
-No, it's true.

485
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,405
I think it was
a French novelist.

486
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,325
Where shall I put your tea?

487
00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,952
I'd best take that.
Having a gentleman

488
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,580
enter my private quarters
would be...

489
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,209
[romantic music playing]

490
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:36,506
Forbidden?

491
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,846
[Mrs. McAllister] Hall boy.

492
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:55,859
[Cyril]
Eric. You leave us no choice.

493
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,903
Your employment is terminated.

494
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:01,949
-My lady.
-I just wanted to make sure

495
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:03,784
the new hall boy
doesn't get into any trouble

496
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,911
as a result of my asking him
to bring me my tea.

497
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:08,205
-You asked him?
-Yes.

498
00:29:09,331 --> 00:29:11,124
To give Patricia a break.

499
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,964
Well, I'll leave you
to your meeting.

500
00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,927
[Rose] Oh.

501
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,762
I meant to ask for some sugar.

502
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,729
[dreamy music playing]

503
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:43,156
And you don't have to stand up
every time I enter the room.

504
00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,158
[playful music playing]

505
00:29:50,664 --> 00:29:53,750
Well, it seems
my hand is forced, laddie.

506
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,377
You stay.

507
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:56,837
For now.

508
00:30:00,716 --> 00:30:01,883
[chuckles]

509
00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:15,522
[Prudence] I truly thought

510
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,190
that this would be where
I would live out

511
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:18,650
the remainder of my days.

512
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:22,404
But there's little we can do.

513
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:23,989
The law is clear.

514
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:27,659
Archibald is the rightful heir
to Fackham Hall.

515
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,953
Why did it have to be him
of all people?

516
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,706
If only George hadn't died.

517
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:34,124
Or John.

518
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,043
Or Paul.

519
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,004
Or little Ringo.

520
00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:41,214
Or our eldest nephew.

521
00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:43,842
Humphrey.

522
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,345
I never dare ask Phyllis.

523
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,764
What actually happened
to Archibald's older brother?

524
00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,807
-Ah, Nathaniel?
-Mm.

525
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:53,060
He went to fight the war
at a young age.

526
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,730
To defend the freedoms
of this great country.

527
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:58,815
[Prudence] Hm.

528
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,359
He was just a child.

529
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,069
-[high-pitched whistling]
-[gunfire]

530
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:07,324
Officer Davenport. Are you ready
to make the ultimate sacrifice?

531
00:31:07,324 --> 00:31:10,118
Give those Jerries hell.
For king and country!

532
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:12,412
-[bugle playing "Charge"]
-[soldiers shouting]

533
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:16,666
I've often tried to discover

534
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,669
what happened to the poor boy,
but to no avail.

535
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:21,838
And now her surviving son,

536
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:26,676
jilted at the altar by our feral
little egg-brained daughter.

537
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:29,012
Even if Poppy did recant,

538
00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:32,432
it seems inconceivable
that Archibald's wounded pride

539
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:34,643
would permit him
to marry her now.

540
00:31:34,643 --> 00:31:36,103
What about Rose?

541
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,979
It's illegal
for sisters to marry.

542
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:43,235
Pity. But what if Rose
were to marry Archibald?

543
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:47,030
An intriguing proposition.

544
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:49,032
[Prudence] Hmm.

545
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,120
[cutlery clinking loudly]

546
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,125
[scraping]

547
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:03,797
Archibald? I don't know if--

548
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:05,340
[loud clinking continues]

549
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,302
[louder]
Archibald? I don't know if--

550
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,472
[loud clinking continues]

551
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:14,474
[clears throat softly]

552
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:15,725
[clinking stops]

553
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,897
[in normal voice] Archibald,
I don't know if I mentioned,

554
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,608
but Rose is very well-read.

555
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:25,110
[Archibald scoffs]

556
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,320
That comes as ho surprise.

557
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,156
I mean, what else
is a woman to do

558
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,949
when she is without a husband?

559
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,117
-[Archibald laughs]
-[chuckles]

560
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,161
Shit just got real.

561
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:36,037
[Rose] Now that your honeymoon
has been canceled,

562
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:38,290
you shall have
more time to read.

563
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,084
Perhaps I could direct you
to a tome on manners.

564
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:43,587
Sick burn, bitch.

565
00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,630
[Archibald] Maybe the next time
you find yourself in a library,

566
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:47,799
perhaps you could
seek out some texts

567
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,719
to explain how
a lady should behave, hm?

568
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,929
Maybe then you'll have a better
chance of finding a husband.

569
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,890
-[stomach churning]
-[Rose] Yes. It is unfortunate

570
00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,933
to have not had a partner.

571
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,852
But is it not more careless
to procure one,

572
00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:01,771
only to then lose her?

573
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,691
Wasteman just got merked.

574
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:07,194
Rose, may I speak
with you outside?

575
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:22,792
Rose, darling,
do you not see our predicament?

576
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,253
Thanks to your
sister's selfish behavior,

577
00:33:25,253 --> 00:33:27,464
if we are
to remain in Fackham Hall,

578
00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:30,717
another lady in our family
must wed Archibald.

579
00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:33,220
No. You can't.
You're married to Father.

580
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,597
Darling. I'm talking about you.

581
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:36,681
Oh.

582
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:40,519
No! You think I would choose

583
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,104
to spend the rest of my life
with that pig?

584
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,856
No, I shall not,
and I shwill not.

585
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,108
-Enough. Mr. Tolkien.
-[stomach churns]

586
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:48,985
-The writer.
-Indeed.

587
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,822
Being contrary is the main cause
of brain degeneration in women.

588
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:54,908
Ask any male scientist.

589
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:56,368
From this moment onwards,

590
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,246
you must make Archibald
fall for you.

591
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:00,413
For the good of the family.

592
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,292
Rose.

593
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,377
Rose!

594
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,548
So sorry. It's her time of the
month, where she menstruates.

595
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:11,800
[somber music playing]

596
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,759
[sobs]

597
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,596
[sobbing]

598
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,056
[whistling cheerfully]

599
00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,558
I'm so sorry.

600
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,895
[Rose continues sobbing]

601
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,273
Rose? Are you all right?

602
00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:28,483
It's nothing you need
to be burdened with.

603
00:34:29,276 --> 00:34:31,820
Please. It's no burden at all.

604
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,655
-[door creaking]
-You can tell me anything.

605
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,616
It will stay
strictly between us.

606
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:39,536
Mother wants me to marry
Archibald,

607
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,454
but I do not love him.

608
00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:44,541
I see.

609
00:34:46,001 --> 00:34:47,377
[sniffles]

610
00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:49,379
[soft music playing]

611
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,552
You prefer to wait
for your Heathcliff.

612
00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:59,848
You've read Wuthering Heights?

613
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,351
Eric, you are a rare creature.

614
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:10,066
Do you think it foolish of
a lady to listen to her heart?

615
00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:13,820
I believe
that when the heart aches,

616
00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:16,406
that's when
we should listen the most.

617
00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:17,574
[Tolkien breaks wind]

618
00:35:19,993 --> 00:35:22,287
How does anyone know
when they're in love?

619
00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:25,624
<i>-{Tolkien breaks wind} -Maybe
there's just something in the air.</i>

620
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:28,627
[continues breaking wind]

621
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,423
I should go.

622
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,306
[Tolkien continues
breaking wind]

623
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,308
[diarrhea sounds]

624
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:49,356
I An invite
To Buckingham Palace &

625
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:54,903
<i>3 Arrived at my home
In Belgravia J</i>

626
00:35:55,737 --> 00:36:00,784
J When meeting the king
And meeting the queen

627
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:04,954
& One must be
On one's best behavior

628
00:36:05,747 --> 00:36:09,751
J But I went to the palace
With my willy hanging out

629
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:12,671
<i>3 And nobody
Thought to tell me!</i>

630
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,423
J They were too polite
It was hanging out all night J

631
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,967
<i>3 And no one stopped to tell me
That my pecker was in sight [</i>

632
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,303
<i>& I had a tiny hunch
When it dangled in the punch</i>

633
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,098
J And my Johnson
Went all chilly &

634
00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:26,101
<i>3 The Duke of Norwich
He thought it was a sausage!</i>

635
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,395
<i>& When he had
A little nibble on my willy</i>

636
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,646
I Silly »

637
00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:35,068
I I went to the palace
With my willy hanging out &

638
00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:38,905
I I don't think that
His Highness will forget me

639
00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:42,409
J The king, he saw my bell [

640
00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:46,079
I But did the night go swell?

641
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:48,790
<i>3 Well, they asked me
To the palace!</i>

642
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,625
<i>> Next week as well</i>

643
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,627
[guests laughing]

644
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:56,881
[Humphrey]
And look, there it is. Such wit.

645
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,928
[lighthearted music playing]

646
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,559
Your mother thought
it would be prudent

647
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,894
if you were
to join us for the hunt.

648
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,439
Perhaps Archibald
may get to know you better.

649
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,275
Right now, I'd gladly
swap places with the pheasant.

650
00:37:16,317 --> 00:37:19,320
I've always felt that
women do not belong on hunts.

651
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,197
Don't be so utterly ridiculous.

652
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,199
Ridiculous? It's science.

653
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,285
Their petticoats get tangled
in the undergrowth.

654
00:37:25,285 --> 00:37:28,329
Their perfumes
scare the pheasants,

655
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,998
and their feminine giggles,
they rust the bullets.

656
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,458
-[rifles cock]
-[exclaims]

657
00:37:31,458 --> 00:37:34,294
Mr. Khaled, are you okay?

658
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,712
Yes. It's just...

659
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,716
the sound of guns
being primed for action.

660
00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,552
It takes me back
to my time in the trenches.

661
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:47,390
If you don't mind my asking,
is that how you got your limp?

662
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,226
[explosion]

663
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,228
[somber music playing]

664
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,567
The war is over!
The war is over!

665
00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,152
[laughs]

666
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:00,487
-[cheering]
-The war is over!

667
00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,449
War's over!

668
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,742
-War's over!
-[yetis]

669
00:38:05,742 --> 00:38:07,619
-[bone cracks]
-[screaming in pain]

670
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,875
I'd rather not talk about it,
Ms. Davenport.

671
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:14,959
I understand.

672
00:38:16,252 --> 00:38:17,879
Thank you for your service.

673
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,428
[horn blares]

674
00:38:25,428 --> 00:38:27,347
[gunshots]

675
00:38:27,347 --> 00:38:28,598
[bird screeches]

676
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:29,516
Ha!

677
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,309
Bloody good shot.

678
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,102
-[gunshot]
-Bugger it.

679
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,604
-[gunshot]
-[animal screeches]

680
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,107
Well done, Father.

681
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:41,903
-[gunshots]
-Fuck it.

682
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,571
Not having much luck today,
Archibald?

683
00:38:43,571 --> 00:38:44,906
Just familiarizing myself

684
00:38:44,906 --> 00:38:47,367
with this new weapon. [chuckles]

685
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,660
[gunshot]

686
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,370
[stag bellows]

687
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,455
[Bert] Bloody good shot,
old bean.

688
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,874
Yeah.

689
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:56,251
[Richard groaning softly]

690
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:01,923
Sir, shall I take him back
to the house and call a doctor?

691
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,425
No, no. Just chop his legs off
and roast him for dinner.

692
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:06,010
-[Richard groans]
-What about Richard, sir?

693
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:08,763
[Humphrey] Oh, yes. Tragic.
Without a beater,

694
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:10,890
-we must curtail the hunt.
-[groans]

695
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,934
-Sad day for us all.
-Father, wait.

696
00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:14,394
There's a fellow
back at the house

697
00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,104
who might be able to step up.

698
00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:19,524
[lively music playing]

699
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:24,404
[gunshot]

700
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,280
Bugger it.

701
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,915
[groans]

702
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,625
[somber music playing]

703
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,586
Father. No.

704
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,462
[groaning]

705
00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,382
[Humphrey] Rose.

706
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,844
You're the most wonderful
daughter

707
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,596
a father could ever
wish to have.

708
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,890
Tell Poppy I forgive her.

709
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,976
But more importantly,
tell your mother that

710
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:58,146
I... I...

711
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:03,318
shall not be
attending tea this evening.

712
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,906
I'll never forgive you for this.

713
00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:11,242
Excuse me, Ms. Davenport.

714
00:40:12,327 --> 00:40:13,578
There's no blood.

715
00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,254
Oh.

716
00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,132
-[chuckles] Blow me.
-[Rose chuckles]

717
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,675
Looks like my old pocket watch

718
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,761
must have saved my life.
I'm alive.

719
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,221
[all laughing]

720
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,723
-Ah!
-[Archibald] Well, I have learned

721
00:40:33,723 --> 00:40:35,141
a very valuable lesson.

722
00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:37,310
Be careful where you point.

723
00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:38,603
-[Rose gasps]
-[groans]

724
00:40:39,896 --> 00:40:41,481
[sobbing]

725
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,066
[groaning]

726
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,734
[somber music playing]

727
00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:46,527
I can see a light.

728
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,529
[Humphrey coughs]

729
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,656
I can see my sons.

730
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,450
John,

731
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:56,287
Paul, George, Ringo.

732
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:58,998
Let's come together.

733
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:00,792
I wanna hold your hands.

734
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:03,002
Oh, dear Prudence.

735
00:41:04,671 --> 00:41:06,798
Dear, dear Prudence.

736
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,425
I am the walrus.

737
00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,219
His mind's turned fevered.

738
00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,428
[cocks rifle]

739
00:41:16,432 --> 00:41:18,184
Daddy's coming, boys.

740
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:21,229
[gasps]

741
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,022
[grunts softly]

742
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,818
[lighthearted music playing]

743
00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,031
< -Ah!
[Rose giggles]

744
00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:33,324
My Bloody Mary.

745
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,118
-[laughing]
-[Humphrey] Of course.

746
00:41:35,118 --> 00:41:36,035
Bloody Mary.

747
00:41:37,203 --> 00:41:39,080
Oh, bad luck, old chap.

748
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:41,416
Ah, I really thought
you'd bagged your first kill.

749
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,251
[Humphrey] Bloody Mary.

750
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,217
Thank you
for stepping in to save Father.

751
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:54,137
Ah, well. [chuckles]
Anybody would've done the same.

752
00:41:54,137 --> 00:41:55,763
But they didn't.

753
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,764
Rose.

754
00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:59,600
I wanted to just say

755
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:04,022
sorry for shooting your father
in the heart... twice.

756
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,065
I'm usually
a much better marksman.

757
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,401
It's this faulty gun
they've given me.

758
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:10,111
It's wonky barreled.
It doesn't shoot straight.

759
00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:12,238
Um... May I?

760
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:13,698
[scoffs]

761
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:14,782
Be my guest.

762
00:42:21,622 --> 00:42:23,166
As I said.

763
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,973
[playful music playing]

764
00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:40,016
[titters]

765
00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:42,185
Beginner's luck.

766
00:42:54,614 --> 00:42:56,699
[Humphrey]
Young man, I've been reflecting

767
00:42:56,699 --> 00:42:59,744
on your swift thinking
during this morning's shoot.

768
00:42:59,744 --> 00:43:02,246
You're a good sort
to have close by, Eric.

769
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,540
How would you like
to be my new valet?

770
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:06,918
It would be an honor, sir.

771
00:43:07,710 --> 00:43:10,922
Excellent.
This calls for a cigar.

772
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:15,051
Here they are, in my secret
cigar and money drawer.

773
00:43:15,051 --> 00:43:15,968
Thank you, sir.

774
00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:21,766
Alexander, pen yourself a letter
with news of your demotion.

775
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:25,228
It'd be my pleasure, sir.

776
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:29,357
[indistinct chatter]

777
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:45,581
What do you keep writing
in that little book of yours?

778
00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:47,625
Ideas. For my novel.

779
00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:50,211
I'm always listening
out for inspiration.

780
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,966
Oh, darling,
have you seen my cigar cutter?

781
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,301
In your trousers, my precious.

782
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,887
Wait. Say that again.

783
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,140
Uh...

784
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:03,766
In your trousers, my precious?

785
00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:08,521
[in Gollum-like rasp]
In your trousers.

786
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:13,818
[door opens]

787
00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:17,697
Rose, I just wanted you
to know

788
00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:19,490
that I was
in the library earlier,

789
00:44:19,490 --> 00:44:25,413
and I chanced upon a poem
that reminded me of you.

790
00:44:27,707 --> 00:44:30,042
Would you mind if I read it now?

791
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:31,294
Very well.

792
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,549
[delighted chuckle]

793
00:44:41,137 --> 00:44:42,722
Such a beautiful poem.

794
00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,849
-Mm.
-[Prudence] It appears your Archie

795
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,351
is rather smitten with Rose.

796
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,563
It's nice to see him
temporarily distracted

797
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:54,358
from the Grim Reaper's
inevitable grasp.

798
00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,110
Indeed.

799
00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:01,449
I'm a lot more fun than
you probably first thought, hm?

800
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:02,909
I'm sure you are.

801
00:45:03,659 --> 00:45:05,953
-Enjoy the rest of your evening.
-Uh-- [grunts]

802
00:45:07,830 --> 00:45:09,707
-Cyri?
-Mm-hm.

803
00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:11,083
Play dance music.

804
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:13,878
Playing dance music
on the gramophone.

805
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,840
[swing music playing]

806
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,300
Hm?

807
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,177
-Dance with me, Rose.
-I'd rather not.

808
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,514
Um... [chuckles nervously]

809
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:27,058
Don't embarrass me.
People are watching.

810
00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:27,975
Let go of me.

811
00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,560
Just dance. It's fun.

812
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,895
Archibald, let go of me.

813
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,730
Ms. Davenport
asked you to let go.

814
00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:34,815
-[Archibald grunts]
-[Cyril] Oof.

815
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:35,983
-[music stops]
-[guests murmur]

816
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,485
Mr. Davenport,

817
00:45:37,485 --> 00:45:39,403
I apologize that my face

818
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,322
interrupted
the flight of your hand.

819
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:43,407
-Yes.
-And I deeply regret

820
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,201
the behavior
of my junior colleague.

821
00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,160
As you should.

822
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,580
When I inherit this place,
I'll sack the lot of you.

823
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,374
You impertinent morons.

824
00:45:51,374 --> 00:45:52,917
-Very good, sir.
-Yes.

825
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:53,834
Eric?

826
00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,420
[dramatic music playing]

827
00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:03,344
[Mrs. McAllister] You have put
all our jobs at risk.

828
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:06,264
You are here to serve,
and serve alone.

829
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:08,266
Us lowly downstairs folk

830
00:46:08,266 --> 00:46:10,393
must never become
romantically entangled

831
00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:11,852
with those above stairs.

832
00:46:11,852 --> 00:46:15,564
Mark my words,
it never ends well.

833
00:46:15,564 --> 00:46:17,817
If we are to see out
our days at Fackham Hall,

834
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:20,278
then Rose must marry Archibald.

835
00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:22,822
And you are obstructing that.

836
00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,283
Now, for all our sakes,
first thing tomorrow,

837
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:27,785
you must pack up
your bags and leave.

838
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,078
[Cyril] To save any upset,

839
00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:30,621
I shall simply inform
his lordship

840
00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,581
that you have contracted rabies,

841
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,250
found employment elsewhere,
died,

842
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:35,751
fallen pregnant, and run away.

843
00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:37,295
Now, go.

844
00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,799
[melancholy music playing]

845
00:47:36,562 --> 00:47:37,938
[door closes]

846
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:40,441
Rose. What are you doing here?

847
00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:42,735
I came to find you.
What did they say?

848
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:46,489
They fired me. I leave tomorrow.

849
00:47:46,489 --> 00:47:48,908
No. No, they cannot,
and they shall not.

850
00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:50,659
They shwill not
and they shwell not.

851
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:52,078
I'll speak to Father.

852
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:55,039
Rose. No, it's fine.
It's done now.

853
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,750
-[chauffeur] Oh, no.
-This place isn't for me anyway.

854
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:00,461
-Fackham Hall?
-Yeah, fuck 'em all.

855
00:48:00,461 --> 00:48:01,545
[Rose sighs]

856
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,630
Well...

857
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,257
Well, if this is to be
our last night together,

858
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:07,051
let's go somewhere.
Somewhere we can be ourselves.

859
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:08,260
Just like when we first met.

860
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:10,513
I know. Let's go to a pub.

861
00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,723
What about the Dog & Drake?
I've driven past it many a time,

862
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:13,682
but never dared go in.

863
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:16,018
Yeah, why not.

864
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,397
But they're not really
the biggest fans

865
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,482
of you Davenports in there.

866
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:23,734
So, you can't really go in
dressed like that.

867
00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:29,615
[Rose] Then I shall just
have to blend in.

868
00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:32,410
[whimsical music playing]

869
00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:34,036
-Evening.
-Evening.

870
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:36,705
[door opens]

871
00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:41,669
-And stay out.
-But I'm the landlord.

872
00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:46,298
After you.

873
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,553
[indistinct chatter]

874
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,638
[chatter stops]

875
00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,516
Follow me.

876
00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:57,893
[chatter resumes]

877
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:01,188
I'll have two of my usual,
please, Karl.

878
00:49:06,318 --> 00:49:07,445
Who's this?

879
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,696
Don't you remember me?

880
00:49:08,696 --> 00:49:10,239
My name is, um...

881
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,741
Rose...

882
00:49:14,076 --> 00:49:15,035
Devon...

883
00:49:15,995 --> 00:49:17,371
Port.

884
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:19,331
Rose Devonport.

885
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:23,252
Good. 'Cause for a moment,

886
00:49:23,252 --> 00:49:25,045
you looked like one of them
Fackham Hall lot.

887
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,757
And we hate those
stuck-up bastards.

888
00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:34,138
Well, I can assure you,
I'm apples and pears not.

889
00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:38,017
Spoken like a true Cockney.

890
00:49:38,893 --> 00:49:39,768
Thanks, Karl.

891
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:46,525
-Ow!
-Bulls-eye.

892
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,319
[grunting]

893
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,864
Come here.

894
00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,742
Are all pubs like this?

895
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:57,119
Oh, no, no. This is a posh one.

896
00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:59,580
Follow me.

897
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,667
Perfect. My lady.

898
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,796
-One...
-[slurps]

899
00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:10,466
[coughs]

900
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,886
-Rose for the lady?
-Thank you, but I have

901
00:50:13,886 --> 00:50:16,889
a beautiful rose
of my very own right here.

902
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,390
[giggles]

903
00:50:20,434 --> 00:50:21,936
Suit yourself, love.

904
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:25,064
It's so thrilling
being here with you.

905
00:50:25,064 --> 00:50:27,900
No more pretending, no more
holding back my feelings.

906
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,401
I can be myself.

907
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:31,904
Tell me your dreams.

908
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:33,948
Well, I have this dream

909
00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:36,033
where my penis falls off,
but I can't go to the doctor

910
00:50:36,033 --> 00:50:36,951
because I'm late for school.

911
00:50:36,951 --> 00:50:38,118
Same.

912
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:39,537
-Really?
-[chuckles]

913
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,164
Do you have any other dreams?

914
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:46,085
I dream of one day escaping

915
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:49,129
to the most
romantic place on earth.

916
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,631
The city of love.

917
00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:52,299
The city of art.

918
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,344
The city of poets.

919
00:50:57,972 --> 00:50:59,223
Blackpool.

920
00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:01,308
Wow.

921
00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:06,981
Maybe we could go there
one day. Together.

922
00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:08,983
Yes.

923
00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:10,651
[plays lively flourish]

924
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,446
Oh, no. It's a Cockney knees-up.

925
00:51:14,446 --> 00:51:16,740
Join in. You'll definitely
all know the words

926
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:19,451
'cause we're all genuine
Cockneys here, aren't we?

927
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:20,911
[all] Yeah!

928
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,497
Just follow along,
you'll be all right.

929
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:24,498
[singing]

930
00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,645
[patrons cheering]

931
00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:49,898
[clapping in rhythm]

932
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:59,366
[coughing]

933
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,368
[music stops]

934
00:52:03,329 --> 00:52:05,873
Oh, well, he made it to seven.

935
00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:09,084
To London's oldest
ever chimney sweep.

936
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,462
[all] Yeah!

937
00:52:12,129 --> 00:52:14,673
[continues playing
lively flourish]

938
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:15,549
[singing]

939
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:48,749
[music and singing stop]

940
00:52:48,749 --> 00:52:49,625
Uh...

941
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,545
Capital city?

942
00:52:57,049 --> 00:52:59,385
[all cheering]

943
00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:03,180
For a minute there,
I thought she didn't know it.

944
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,598
[laughs]

945
00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:05,891
Yeah!

946
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:09,687
[tender music playing]

947
00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:10,896
You cold?

948
00:54:20,716 --> 00:54:23,677
[woman] But unbeknownst
to our star-crossed lovers,

949
00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:28,974
life at Fackham Hall was about
to take a turn for the worse.

950
00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:34,772
Especially for Lord Davenport.

951
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,774
[dramatic music playing]

952
00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,111
Humphrey, open a window.

953
00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,071
Something smells ghastly
in here.

954
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,368
Humphrey.

955
00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:52,372
[screams]

956
00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:53,874
[cat yowls]

957
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:55,876
[somber music playing]

958
00:55:10,766 --> 00:55:12,768
[elegant music playing]

959
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,563
[knocking on door]

960
00:55:20,359 --> 00:55:22,402
Inspector Robert Watt.

961
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,738
I'm here regarding the murder
of Lord Davenport.

962
00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:27,825
I'm afraid you're too late.
Someone's already done it.

963
00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,911
But come in anyway.

964
00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:47,427
Follow me.

965
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:55,853
[Watt] Hmm.

966
00:55:58,313 --> 00:55:59,481
Uh-huh.

967
00:56:00,232 --> 00:56:01,441
Oh, yeah.

968
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:05,654
Cyril, who was the last person
to see Lord Davenport alive?

969
00:56:05,654 --> 00:56:07,406
The murderer.

970
00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:08,657
Just as I thought.

971
00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:10,325
Now, would you be so kind

972
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,536
as to pour me a glass
of that whiskey?

973
00:56:12,536 --> 00:56:13,787
Certainly.

974
00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,499
Wait. This is poison.

975
00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,209
Precisely.

976
00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:21,795
So, Lord Davenport was poisoned.

977
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:23,463
Not necessarily.

978
00:56:24,131 --> 00:56:26,300
-Do you see this?
-Yes.

979
00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:29,052
Tiny holes in the lapel.

980
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:34,308
Whoever did this had access to
some form of caustic chemical.

981
00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,315
And do you smell that?

982
00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:42,399
[sniffs]

983
00:56:43,150 --> 00:56:44,610
Whew, yes.

984
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:49,031
An intense sulfurous odor
that stings the eyes.

985
00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:51,575
[thud]

986
00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:54,202
My apologies.

987
00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:57,164
That happens when I crouch.

988
00:56:58,123 --> 00:56:59,249
Oh.

989
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,127
Specks of blood.

990
00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:03,170
Hm.

991
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:06,798
What did you wish to
speak to us about, Mr. Khaled?

992
00:57:06,798 --> 00:57:10,385
No, no, no, no.
Please, call me Darvesh.

993
00:57:10,385 --> 00:57:15,515
As you know, Humphrey entrusted
his affairs to my legal firm.

994
00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:19,519
He may have been my client,

995
00:57:20,395 --> 00:57:22,481
but more than that,
he was a dear friend

996
00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,399
and an honorable soldier.

997
00:57:24,399 --> 00:57:26,109
I just wish I could have been
there last night

998
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:27,402
to save his life

999
00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:30,822
just as he saved mine
in the war.

1000
00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:33,200
-[poignant music playing]
-[soldiers shouting]

1001
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,994
-Incoming!
-[gunfire]

1002
00:57:35,994 --> 00:57:37,287
[both grunting]

1003
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:42,125
You really should
get that mole checked out.

1004
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,509
Poppy.

1005
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,680
I'm so glad to see you.

1006
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:57,849
[Poppy] Hello, Mother.

1007
00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:00,102
Poppy.

1008
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:01,687
Am I welcome here?

1009
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:07,818
Of course you are. Fackham Hall
will always be your home.

1010
00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:10,445
Fackham Hall
is no longer your home.

1011
00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:12,572
On the death of the lord,

1012
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:14,574
the title and estate
passed to the next male heir.

1013
00:58:14,574 --> 00:58:19,329
Therefore, Archibald Davenport
is now lord of Fackham.

1014
00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:24,042
But we're aristocracy.
Surely laws don't apply to us.

1015
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,377
Is there nothing
that can be done?

1016
00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:27,212
The only respite I can offer is

1017
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:30,007
the title cannot
legally pass to Archibald

1018
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:33,802
until the investigation into
Humphrey's murder is concluded.

1019
00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:39,266
So, if, say, Rose were to marry
Archibald before that?

1020
00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:42,185
[chuckles]
Then you can all remain here.

1021
00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:44,187
[melancholy music playing]

1022
00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:49,276
The inspector would like your
presence in the drawing room.

1023
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,820
What if we haven't got him
a present?

1024
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:55,365
Oh, very well.

1025
00:58:55,991 --> 00:58:57,159
[Khaled clears throat]

1026
00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:02,330
Poppy, what should I do?

1027
00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:04,708
I don't want our family
to be evicted.

1028
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,585
But what is a life
devoid of love?

1029
00:59:06,585 --> 00:59:08,462
My dear Rose.

1030
00:59:09,671 --> 00:59:11,548
You know, I too
was once blinded by love.

1031
00:59:14,051 --> 00:59:16,470
In those early
blooms of passion,

1032
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:20,348
I didn't care a jot that Lionel
wasn't an aristocrat,

1033
00:59:20,348 --> 00:59:22,476
that he had no money,

1034
00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:24,394
that he didn't wash.

1035
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,856
I didn't care
that he wasn't handsome

1036
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:32,778
or kind, or monogamous,
or allowed near schools.

1037
00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:38,158
But if I were to have
my time again,

1038
00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:41,536
maybe, just maybe

1039
00:59:42,996 --> 00:59:45,207
I wouldn't have
given all of this up for Lionel.

1040
01:00:03,475 --> 01:00:06,812
It appears you no longer
need to pack, young Eric.

1041
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:09,981
The inspector says
no one can leave.

1042
01:00:09,981 --> 01:00:13,235
Apparently,
we are all suspects now.

1043
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:18,115
[Fifi] I'm sorry,
I don't finance novels.

1044
01:00:18,115 --> 01:00:19,866
[Cyril] Well, Lord Davenport

1045
01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:21,409
shouldn't be on your list
because he's dead.

1046
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:23,286
But otherwise, everyone's here.

1047
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:26,623
Thank you, Cyril.
I shall erase him.

1048
01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:28,083
Good. [clears throat]

1049
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,168
My lady, esteemed guests.

1050
01:00:30,168 --> 01:00:31,878
This is Inspector Watt.

1051
01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:35,674
Well, I don't know.
Inspector Phillips?

1052
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:37,592
-Hole.
-Wan-Bissaka.

1053
01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:39,052
-[Fifi] Esposito.
-[Rose] Drew.

1054
01:00:39,052 --> 01:00:40,554
-[Phyllis] Gadget?
-Aragorn.

1055
01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:42,013
-Spector.
-[Cyril] No, no.

1056
01:00:42,013 --> 01:00:43,682
His surname is Watt.

1057
01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:47,144
I don't know. Inspector Deck?

1058
01:00:47,144 --> 01:00:48,979
-Inspector Thoroughly.
-Clouseau.

1059
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,313
-Two-Bissaka.
-[Fifi] Bush.

1060
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,898
-[Phyllis] Branagh.
-Spectacles.

1061
01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:53,066
-Treebeard.
-[Cyril] No, no, no, no.

1062
01:00:53,066 --> 01:00:54,401
His surname is Watt,

1063
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,528
spelled W-A-T-T.

1064
01:00:56,528 --> 01:00:58,738
A-ha. I see. "Watt" is his name.

1065
01:00:58,738 --> 01:01:00,240
-Robert.
-Robert what?

1066
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:01,825
-[Cyril] Exactly.
-Then what's his surname?

1067
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:03,410
-Yes.
-I'm so sorry,

1068
01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:05,120
but I still don't understand.

1069
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,454
<i>What don't you understand?</i>

1070
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:09,207
No, I understand perfectly.

1071
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,542
Now...

1072
01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,752
After examining the evidence,

1073
01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:15,714
I believe Lord Davenport's
murderer

1074
01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:18,091
to be somebody in this room.

1075
01:01:18,091 --> 01:01:20,051
[all gasp]

1076
01:01:20,051 --> 01:01:22,804
What reason would anyone here
have for killing my husband?

1077
01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:25,557
Maybe they were fed up of
waiting to inherit this mansion.

1078
01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:27,684
[scoffs]

1079
01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:30,145
[Watt]
Or angry at being demoted.

1080
01:01:31,354 --> 01:01:33,273
Or humiliated

1081
01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:36,234
after their attempts to buy
the hall were rebuffed.

1082
01:01:36,902 --> 01:01:39,321
Or maybe
it's a failed police inspector

1083
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:41,698
desperate for a case to solve.

1084
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,743
I mean, where was I
on the night of the murder?

1085
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:46,661
-[Fifi] Exactly.
-[Phyllis] Indeed.

1086
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:50,790
Be warned. I shall be
watching you all very closely.

1087
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,500
And if there's anything
out of the ordinary,

1088
01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:54,753
anything at all,

1089
01:01:55,837 --> 01:01:59,299
you can be damn sure
I'll notice it.

1090
01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:04,429
[dramatic music playing]

1091
01:02:04,429 --> 01:02:06,431
[bell tolling]

1092
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:11,311
[solemn music playing]

1093
01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:20,946
[laughing]

1094
01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:37,796
Truly a beautiful service.

1095
01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:40,340
Oh, thank you.
Although in hindsight,

1096
01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:42,467
I probably should
have attended the funeral.

1097
01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:48,598
Truly beautiful ceremony.

1098
01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:51,393
It was just as Humphrey wanted.

1099
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,937
Never did like the idea
of a burial.

1100
01:02:53,937 --> 01:02:57,941
Always thought the alternative
was somehow more dignified.

1101
01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:00,443
Indeed.

1102
01:03:00,443 --> 01:03:02,445
[indistinct,
intense talking nearby]

1103
01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:05,699
Excuse me.

1104
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:13,581
You do it, and you do it how.

1105
01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:19,838
Emotions running high?

1106
01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:22,382
Not at all.
Just a minor disagreement.

1107
01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:24,551
Before you jump to conclusions,

1108
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:27,804
our discussion
was hot about Humphrey.

1109
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:29,472
It was about Rose.

1110
01:03:29,931 --> 01:03:31,516
Mother is keen for us to marry.

1111
01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:34,102
I'd wager your mother
can't wait to move in here

1112
01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:36,771
and leave your crumbling
family home.

1113
01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:39,274
Hm. Who told you
our house was falling apart?

1114
01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:40,650
-You just did.
-[scoffs]

1115
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:44,738
Come on.
If you want a real suspect,

1116
01:03:44,738 --> 01:03:47,198
try looking into
that orphan boy, hm?

1117
01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:48,950
He viciously
assaulted me last night.

1118
01:03:48,950 --> 01:03:52,954
Who's to say that his
violent tendencies ended there?

1119
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,757
I'm so sorry.

1120
01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:06,926
I can't imagine
what you're going through.

1121
01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:10,180
It's so hard.

1122
01:04:11,056 --> 01:04:14,601
Thanks. I've been working out.

1123
01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:18,146
Anyone could see just how
proud your father was of you.

1124
01:04:26,821 --> 01:04:30,617
May I have a word
with you... inside?

1125
01:04:32,118 --> 01:04:32,952
[Archibald] Hm?

1126
01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:40,085
[suspenseful music playing]

1127
01:04:45,090 --> 01:04:49,386
Rose, you are an angel
sent in my hour of need.

1128
01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:51,763
The first flower of spring.

1129
01:04:51,763 --> 01:04:53,681
But more than that,
you are the most beautiful

1130
01:04:53,681 --> 01:04:56,017
Davenport sister
currently available.

1131
01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:58,395
-Archibald.
-No, I promise to listen to you.

1132
01:04:58,395 --> 01:04:59,813
-But, I--
-I will never,

1133
01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:02,023
ever interrupt you.

1134
01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:04,818
Please make me
the happiest man alive.

1135
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:07,278
Rose, will you marry me?

1136
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:11,032
Mm-hm?

1137
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:14,994
I...

1138
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:18,081
[somber music playing]

1139
01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:21,376
I...

1140
01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:23,795
I...

1141
01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:29,259
[Archibald] Rose?

1142
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:33,513
I need time to think about it.

1143
01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,890
Of course.
I completely understand.

1144
01:05:35,890 --> 01:05:38,685
Take as much time as you need.

1145
01:05:45,024 --> 01:05:47,360
-Now?
-Still undecided.

1146
01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:51,614
Okay.
Well, you have till Friday.

1147
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:56,786
Otherwise, I will propose
to one of the Bechdel sisters.

1148
01:05:57,328 --> 01:05:58,955
I don't care which one.

1149
01:05:58,955 --> 01:06:01,082
[dramatic music playing]

1150
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,836
A man looked at us.

1151
01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:05,879
[melodramatic gasp]

1152
01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:06,713
[thud]

1153
01:06:08,506 --> 01:06:10,800
[dramatic music continues]

1154
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:18,933
Dear Lord,
I pray for your forgiveness.

1155
01:06:19,642 --> 01:06:23,354
The woman I love is being made
to marry a man she hates.

1156
01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:25,440
And I felt powerless
to stop it.

1157
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:29,110
So, I strayed from
the righteous path.

1158
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:41,664
That money, he didn't earn it.

1159
01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:44,125
So, Lord, please forgive me.

1160
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:49,464
And I promise that after this,
I will never, ever steal again.

1161
01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:51,966
Amen.

1162
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:15,823
[dramatic music continues]

1163
01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:22,539
If you've been murdered
by a candlestick, dial seven.

1164
01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:24,999
If you've been murdered
by a rope...

1165
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:28,628
[soft tapping on window]

1166
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:35,552
What?

1167
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,428
[tapping continues]

1168
01:07:47,438 --> 01:07:50,400
Rose, you don't
have to marry Archibald.

1169
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:51,526
What do you mean?

1170
01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:56,864
I've withdrawn my savings.
Let's run away together.

1171
01:07:56,864 --> 01:07:59,701
-Let's start a new life.
-In Blackpool.

1172
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:05,123
Blackpool, Clacton, Skegness.
The world is our oyster.

1173
01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:07,667
Skegness. That sounds
rather nice. Where's that?

1174
01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:11,462
I don't know.
But we can find out.

1175
01:08:11,462 --> 01:08:13,047
Together.

1176
01:08:14,966 --> 01:08:16,426
But we have to go now.

1177
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:19,137
[dramatic music playing]

1178
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:23,850
I can't believe
we're doing this.

1179
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:27,103
Well, it's happening.
And no one can stop us.

1180
01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,104
[siren wailing]

1181
01:08:34,986 --> 01:08:37,697
What on God's flat earth
is going on?

1182
01:08:37,697 --> 01:08:42,785
I received an anonymous tip-off
from Mrs. McAllister

1183
01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:44,954
that these two were absconding

1184
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:48,791
with money stolen
from Lord Davenport.

1185
01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,793
Look, Rose
had nothing to do with it.

1186
01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:52,545
I lied.
I said the money was mine.

1187
01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,422
[Prudence]
I told you, Cyril, didn't 1?

1188
01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:56,591
-Oh, yes, yes, you did, yes.
- I told you one of the staff

1189
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:58,259
would fall
for our eldest daughter,

1190
01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,178
find an envelope full of
Humphrey's money in a drawer,

1191
01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:03,848
steal it, coax Rose out by
throwing stones at her window,

1192
01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:06,392
and attempt to drive away,
only to be thwarted

1193
01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,145
by a police investigator
who has trouble holding things.

1194
01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,439
So, you didn't
get everything right.

1195
01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:15,818
[Watt breaks wind]

1196
01:09:15,818 --> 01:09:16,861
Oh.

1197
01:09:19,822 --> 01:09:22,992
So, what else are you hiding,
young man?

1198
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:25,244
Nothing. Nothing. I swear.

1199
01:09:29,540 --> 01:09:31,000
[Prudence gasps]

1200
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:32,960
[tense music playing]

1201
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:36,923
No. None of this is mine.

1202
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,594
Your roommates told me
you were home late

1203
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:43,846
on the night
of Lord Davenport's murder.

1204
01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:47,266
So, where were you,
and who were you with?

1205
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,023
Well, if he won't tell you,
I will.

1206
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,566
-That night we were--
-Completely separate.

1207
01:09:56,651 --> 01:09:58,778
No. No, we were in--

1208
01:09:58,778 --> 01:10:01,114
Our nightwear, in our own rooms
because it was bedtime.

1209
01:10:01,114 --> 01:10:02,782
[Rose] No.

1210
01:10:02,782 --> 01:10:04,992
-We were together in the pub...
-...licly-held view

1211
01:10:04,992 --> 01:10:07,578
that ladies and staff
should never mix.

1212
01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:08,830
[muttering]

1213
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:11,332
Well, Eric No one.

1214
01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:14,293
In that case,
I am arresting you for murder.

1215
01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:18,923
And in that case
are my toothbrush and pajamas.

1216
01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:23,386
[thunder rumbles]

1217
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,305
Just tell them you were with me.

1218
01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:27,348
I can't.

1219
01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:31,060
Why?

1220
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:34,939
You're a lady. You've got
your whole life ahead of you.

1221
01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:37,942
If I damage your reputation,
then that life is over.

1222
01:10:38,526 --> 01:10:43,197
I'm a no one. No ones
go to prison all the time.

1223
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,365
[thunder rumbles]

1224
01:10:44,365 --> 01:10:45,324
Eric.

1225
01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:48,828
I know that one day,
we will be together again.

1226
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:50,872
But in those intervening years,

1227
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,291
as I await
that wonderful moment,

1228
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:55,418
I swear to you
with all my heart,

1229
01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:58,296
I will arrange for the gardener
to have an eye test.

1230
01:10:58,296 --> 01:10:59,797
[dramatic music playing]

1231
01:11:24,822 --> 01:11:26,407
[Gladys] I don't get it.

1232
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:29,952
Eric never seemed like
the murdering sort.

1233
01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:33,456
He wouldn't have stopped
until he'd taken all our jobs.

1234
01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:35,041
Aren't I right, Mom?

1235
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,503
I mean, Mrs. McAllister.

1236
01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:40,129
[playful music playing]

1237
01:11:40,129 --> 01:11:42,632
Sometimes I accidentally
call people "Mom."

1238
01:11:43,341 --> 01:11:46,093
Do it all the time.
Don't I, Mrs. Mom?

1239
01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:49,055
Mrs. McAllimom.

1240
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,142
Mrs. McAllimommy.

1241
01:11:55,061 --> 01:11:56,521
McAllister.

1242
01:11:58,356 --> 01:11:59,941
Mrs. McAllister.

1243
01:12:08,032 --> 01:12:10,034
[wailing]

1244
01:12:12,036 --> 01:12:13,287
Poppy?

1245
01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:17,291
[continues wailing]

1246
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,419
Poppy, whatever's the matter?

1247
01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:23,881
<i>Lionel left. He said
he doesn't love me anymore.</i>

1248
01:12:23,881 --> 01:12:25,800
He probably just said that
in the heat of the moment.

1249
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:28,636
He said, "This is not
a heat-of-the-moment thing.

1250
01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,429
I've been thinking
about this for days."

1251
01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:32,849
Well, just give him some
time to calm down.

1252
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,560
He said, "I don't need time
to calm down.

1253
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:36,894
I'm actually really calm,

1254
01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:38,813
and this is the calmest
I've ever been."”

1255
01:12:38,813 --> 01:12:40,231
Well, it's his loss.

1256
01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:42,191
Then he said,

1257
01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:44,819
"I stole all of your jewelry
and I sold it.

1258
01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:47,405
So, it's very much a win for me
and your loss."

1259
01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:49,407
[sobbing]

1260
01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:56,497
I fear that,
as you both inexplicably

1261
01:12:56,497 --> 01:12:58,916
refuse to wed a member
of your own family,

1262
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,294
we shall all soon be homeless.

1263
01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:04,130
[continues sobbing]

1264
01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,090
Oh, ladies.

1265
01:13:07,008 --> 01:13:09,594
I have lived through
many difficult times.

1266
01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,638
Those times
have taught me a lot.

1267
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:18,102
So, I can honestly say
you are a bunch of whiny cun...

1268
01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:20,271
[car horn blares]

1269
01:13:20,271 --> 01:13:21,689
Sorry.

1270
01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:23,232
[continues sobbing]

1271
01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:28,362
[melancholy music playing]

1272
01:13:28,362 --> 01:13:30,239
Dearest Eric.

1273
01:13:31,324 --> 01:13:33,200
My heart is broken.

1274
01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:38,080
I didn't mean
for any of this to happen.

1275
01:13:39,332 --> 01:13:41,083
The image of you
reading this letter

1276
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:42,418
alone in your prison cell

1277
01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:44,295
is something I cannot bear.

1278
01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:47,298
Every night when I fall asleep,

1279
01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:49,508
I relive the moment
you saved me from ignominy,

1280
01:13:49,508 --> 01:13:50,927
and I scream.

1281
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:54,972
Every morning,
I awaken in tears

1282
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:57,391
and reach for a handkerchief
to give my eyes a dab.

1283
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,604
I hope that one day
you can forgive me

1284
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,230
for what I'm about to do.

1285
01:14:04,148 --> 01:14:06,734
I shall accept
Archibald's proposal.

1286
01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:09,654
These will be the last words
you receive from me.

1287
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:13,658
All my love, Rose.

1288
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:22,541
XOXOXOX.

1289
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,631
[sniffs]

1290
01:14:33,594 --> 01:14:35,596
[sniffs]

1291
01:14:42,144 --> 01:14:44,146
[indistinct chatter]

1292
01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:50,778
[Rose clears throat]

1293
01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:54,740
Ah, Rose. How did you sleep?

1294
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,534
By lying on my bed
and closing my eyes.

1295
01:14:56,534 --> 01:14:57,493
Oh, right.

1296
01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,328
-Archibald?
-Yes.

1297
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:01,789
I have something to say.

1298
01:15:02,873 --> 01:15:06,002
Two days ago,
you asked me to marry you.

1299
01:15:06,002 --> 01:15:08,587
And since that moment,
I've thought of little else.

1300
01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:12,091
This morning,
I've come to a firm conclusion.

1301
01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:14,844
My answer is...

1302
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:17,430
[intriguing,
playful music playing]

1303
01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:26,856
[gags softly]

1304
01:15:28,983 --> 01:15:30,443
[whispers] Yes.

1305
01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:31,360
Hm.

1306
01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:36,449
She said yes.

1307
01:15:36,449 --> 01:15:37,908
-[guests cheering]
-[Archibald laughs]

1308
01:15:37,908 --> 01:15:39,243
Huzzah!

1309
01:15:39,243 --> 01:15:40,494
[chuckling]

1310
01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:41,495
[clattering]

1311
01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:49,003
[indistinct shouting]

1312
01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:51,297
[cell door slams]

1313
01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:56,302
I know that look.
Your heart's been broken.

1314
01:15:56,302 --> 01:15:59,597
I, too, have tasted
true love and lost it.

1315
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:04,018
"You shouldn't be together,"
they said.

1316
01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:06,103
"You're from
two different worlds."

1317
01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:08,939
So, we ran away.
But we got caught.

1318
01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:11,233
It's like we've lived
the same lives.

1319
01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:12,485
Here.

1320
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:20,367
This is Mildred.
Isn't she beautiful?

1321
01:16:22,703 --> 01:16:25,122
-Mm.
-Do you have a photo of your love?

1322
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:27,416
Um...

1323
01:16:27,416 --> 01:16:29,585
I nicked one before I left.

1324
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,465
I was meant to give this
to Lord Davenport.

1325
01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:36,425
Well, open it.

1326
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:38,844
What are they gonna do?
Lock you up? [chuckles]

1327
01:16:43,724 --> 01:16:45,726
"Yours sincerely,
Austin Blaine."

1328
01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:48,062
What could it mean?

1329
01:16:49,814 --> 01:16:51,023
Try the other side.

1330
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:52,858
[Eric] Ah.

1331
01:16:55,694 --> 01:16:57,321
"Dear Lord Davenport.

1332
01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,116
Years ago, you tasked me
with investigating

1333
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:02,827
what happened to your nephew,
Nathaniel, in the war.

1334
01:17:02,827 --> 01:17:04,954
After months
of backbreaking work

1335
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,123
and ingenious sleuthing
on my part,

1336
01:17:07,123 --> 01:17:10,417
I finally managed to unearth
Nathaniel's army records,

1337
01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:13,087
and discovered
that on returning from service,

1338
01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:17,800
he was mistaken for a war
orphan and raised by nuns.

1339
01:17:18,467 --> 01:17:20,594
[pensive music playing]

1340
01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:23,305
"With no clue
as to his real identity,

1341
01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,015
the sisters renamed him.

1342
01:17:25,766 --> 01:17:28,936
Nevertheless,
I tracked him down.

1343
01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:30,688
Nathaniel Davenport,

1344
01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:32,898
eldest son of
your deceased brother, William,

1345
01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:38,112
now goes by the name
of Eric No one.

1346
01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,824
The very boy delivering
this letter to you.

1347
01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:46,787
Dope reveal, right?

1348
01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:50,875
The dope reveal will cost you
an extra farthing.

1349
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:53,294
Yours sincerely,
Austin Blaine.”

1350
01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:57,256
Blimey. I can't believe it.

1351
01:17:57,256 --> 01:18:01,135
I'm only sharing a cell
with the aristocracy.

1352
01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:04,680
What difference
does it make now?

1353
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,348
I'm stuck here in this prison,

1354
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:08,976
and the love of my life
is about to marry Archibald.

1355
01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:11,020
Yeah. Your brother.

1356
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:13,355
-What?
-Your brother.

1357
01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:17,067
If you're Lord Davenport's
long-lost nephew,

1358
01:18:17,067 --> 01:18:21,030
that makes you
Archibald's older brother.

1359
01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:22,031
Which means...?

1360
01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:24,074
I'm the rightful heir
to Fackham Hall.

1361
01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:26,827
You had sex with your cousin.

1362
01:18:27,494 --> 01:18:30,915
Guard. I'm the rightful heir
to Fackham Hall.

1363
01:18:30,915 --> 01:18:35,252
Really? That's amazing. Then
I'll let you out immediately.

1364
01:18:35,252 --> 01:18:38,130
-You will?
-Of course I fucking won't.

1365
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:41,967
[playful music playing]

1366
01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:43,969
[man whistling tune]

1367
01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:55,773
I can't let Rose ruin her life

1368
01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:58,108
by marrying
that horrible bastard.

1369
01:18:58,108 --> 01:18:59,318
I've got to get out of here.

1370
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:01,737
Well, you could
always tunnel out.

1371
01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,489
If only you had
something to dig with.

1372
01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,538
Oi...

1373
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:19,380
[dramatic music playing]

1374
01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:32,017
[both chuckling]

1375
01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,528
[laughing]

1376
01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,737
Yes.

1377
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,701
[dramatic music continues]

1378
01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:58,127
[laughs]

1379
01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:17,980
[bells ringing joyfully]

1380
01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:21,692
I hope Rose isn't going
to disappoint us like Poppy did.

1381
01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:23,902
-She won't.
-Well, you say that.

1382
01:20:23,902 --> 01:20:27,156
But my William married me
and then he died.

1383
01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:31,243
Just as Humphrey
married you and died.

1384
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:33,412
And one day, Rose will die.

1385
01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:38,667
We're just particles heading
towards a cold, dark entropy.

1386
01:20:40,294 --> 01:20:41,670
But it's a lovely day for it.

1387
01:20:43,672 --> 01:20:46,091
[lighthearted music playing]

1388
01:20:46,091 --> 01:20:48,761
Fellas. I've brought
a cake to celebrate

1389
01:20:48,761 --> 01:20:50,763
30 years without any escapes.

1390
01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:53,932
[creaking]

1391
01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:56,226
[Eric groans]

1392
01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:00,397
All right?

1393
01:21:01,023 --> 01:21:02,524
[lighthearted music continues]

1394
01:21:11,617 --> 01:21:12,785
[groans]

1395
01:21:14,119 --> 01:21:16,121
[both grunting]

1396
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:25,422
[officer] Oi.

1397
01:21:31,929 --> 01:21:34,640
-[Eric grunts]
-Nice try, son.

1398
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,183
Let's get you back
to your cell, eh?

1399
01:21:39,686 --> 01:21:40,979
[grunts]

1400
01:21:45,150 --> 01:21:48,529
-In here, pass them through.
-Here, 'gis it.

1401
01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:50,364
[lighthearted music continues]

1402
01:22:00,457 --> 01:22:01,959
Hang on.

1403
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:04,711
I know you.
You're that lad from the pub

1404
01:22:04,711 --> 01:22:07,423
with the bird
who's definitely a Cockney.

1405
01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,007
What are you doing in here?

1406
01:22:09,007 --> 01:22:11,552
They think I murdered
Lord Davenport that night.

1407
01:22:11,552 --> 01:22:13,637
No, impossible. You was with me.

1408
01:22:14,888 --> 01:22:16,640
Go on. Quick.

1409
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:17,891
[lighthearted music continues]

1410
01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:32,489
He went that way.

1411
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,460
[organ playing hymn]

1412
01:22:50,132 --> 01:22:54,761
<i>3 War and death and poverty</i>

1413
01:22:54,761 --> 01:22:59,141
<i>$ Measles, violent brawls {</i>

1414
01:22:59,141 --> 01:23:03,562
<i>I Cancer and dictatorships</i>

1415
01:23:03,562 --> 01:23:08,817
& The Lord God made them all

1416
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:10,277
[hymn ends]

1417
01:23:10,277 --> 01:23:11,737
You may be seated.

1418
01:23:16,074 --> 01:23:19,119
God is with you all,
and Jesus is gay.

1419
01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:23,499
God is with you all,
and Jesus is.

1420
01:23:23,499 --> 01:23:25,667
Gay as we are
on this joyous day,

1421
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,669
we must take a moment
to offer thanks.

1422
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:30,506
Clergymen such as myself
are given a power.

1423
01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,925
And that power
is to prey on children.

1424
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:36,720
And that power is to pray.

1425
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:39,473
On children,
God bestows a future.

1426
01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:41,642
On man, God bestows wisdom,

1427
01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:44,770
for God is strong and mighty,
and made us all hard.

1428
01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:47,731
And made us all.

1429
01:23:48,482 --> 01:23:52,069
Hard as life may be,
he is there to show the way.

1430
01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:53,362
[dramatic music playing]

1431
01:23:59,493 --> 01:24:02,120
Somebody stop that fugitive.

1432
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,289
I'm innocent.
And now I know the truth.

1433
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:07,084
The truth? But how?

1434
01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:09,253
I'm going to the church.
I'm gonna tell them everything.

1435
01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:12,923
Stop. Stop.

1436
01:24:13,590 --> 01:24:14,883
What's up, darling?

1437
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:16,301
[man grunts]

1438
01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:20,556
Helmet.

1439
01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:26,603
[revving]

1440
01:24:30,357 --> 01:24:32,359
[dramatic music continues]

1441
01:24:33,402 --> 01:24:35,404
[motorbike approaching]

1442
01:24:37,948 --> 01:24:39,825
[Mrs. McAllister] Get back here.

1443
01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:46,290
[indistinct chatter]

1444
01:24:49,251 --> 01:24:50,127
[woman] Hey!

1445
01:24:53,547 --> 01:24:54,798
Move.

1446
01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,675
[both grunting]

1447
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:02,639
[salesman] Trampolines.
Get your trampolines.

1448
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:06,935
Crash mats. Get your crash mats.

1449
01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:09,062
[onlooker] Didn't think
he was gonna make that.

1450
01:25:11,398 --> 01:25:12,774
-[man groans]
-[Mrs. McAllister groans]

1451
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:14,192
[seller] Crushed my clementines.

1452
01:25:22,909 --> 01:25:26,663
Does anyone have a reason
why Archibald and Rose should...

1453
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:28,665
[dramatic music continues]

1454
01:25:33,253 --> 01:25:34,171
Move.

1455
01:25:34,171 --> 01:25:35,255
[man groans]

1456
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:39,676
[grunts]

1457
01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:41,261
In sickness and in health.

1458
01:25:41,261 --> 01:25:43,221
Until death do us part.

1459
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:44,890
[Archibald]
Until death do us part.

1460
01:25:44,890 --> 01:25:46,308
Now, Rose, repeat after me.

1461
01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:47,768
Now, Rose, repeat after me.

1462
01:25:47,768 --> 01:25:50,979
-I, Rose Davenport.
-I, Rose Davenport.

1463
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,648
I, Rose Davenport.

1464
01:25:55,275 --> 01:25:57,194
Hello.

1465
01:25:57,194 --> 01:25:58,779
Why are you doing this?

1466
01:25:58,779 --> 01:26:02,282
I can't have you telling
everyone I killed Humphrey.

1467
01:26:03,533 --> 01:26:05,786
What? What?

1468
01:26:07,037 --> 01:26:09,873
Humphrey and I
kept our secret this long,

1469
01:26:09,873 --> 01:26:11,958
and I'll be damned
if I'm gonna let you

1470
01:26:11,958 --> 01:26:15,087
tell all of them
about our affair.

1471
01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:16,672
Or what I did to him.

1472
01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:18,965
-What you did to him?
-It was an accident.

1473
01:26:18,965 --> 01:26:22,094
Just another one
of our wee tiffs.

1474
01:26:22,844 --> 01:26:25,847
[Mrs. McAllister] That boy Eric
is ruining all of our lives.

1475
01:26:25,847 --> 01:26:28,892
First, he injures Richard
and steals his duties.

1476
01:26:28,892 --> 01:26:31,019
And then you give
him Alexander's job.

1477
01:26:31,687 --> 01:26:34,564
It's not fair on the boys,
Humph.

1478
01:26:34,564 --> 01:26:35,691
[loudly] They are our sons!

1479
01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:38,193
Keep your damn voice down.

1480
01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:39,945
[in normal voice] That's all
you want from me, isn't it?

1481
01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:41,363
To keep quiet and carry on.

1482
01:26:41,363 --> 01:26:43,532
Get rid of him.

1483
01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:45,784
Or I'll tell everyone
about our affair.

1484
01:26:47,994 --> 01:26:48,995
Edna.

1485
01:26:48,995 --> 01:26:50,747
My darling.

1486
01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:52,791
Come now.

1487
01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:54,376
No.

1488
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:55,961
Be sensible.

1489
01:26:57,045 --> 01:26:58,797
-No.
-[groaning]

1490
01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:01,133
-[whimpers]
-Humphrey?

1491
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:02,718
-[gasps]
-[groaning]

1492
01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:05,137
Oh, my God.

1493
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,098
Don't... Don't touch it.

1494
01:27:08,098 --> 01:27:11,226
-I'll call for help.
-What? No time.

1495
01:27:12,644 --> 01:27:13,645
Shoot it out.

1496
01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:15,981
Yes, yes.

1497
01:27:16,982 --> 01:27:17,983
[grunts]

1498
01:27:17,983 --> 01:27:19,818
[dramatic music playing]

1499
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:24,489
-It didn't work.
-It's okay.

1500
01:27:24,489 --> 01:27:28,660
We just need to get
the bullets out. Grab that acid.

1501
01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:29,828
We can dissolve them.

1502
01:27:31,705 --> 01:27:33,165
Wait, wait.

1503
01:27:33,165 --> 01:27:35,667
I just need to steady my nerve.
[grunts]

1504
01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:38,962
Ah!

1505
01:27:38,962 --> 01:27:40,547
Okay. Do it.

1506
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:44,176
-[acid sizzling]
-[screams]

1507
01:27:44,176 --> 01:27:47,304
-It's burning.
-You're still bleeding.

1508
01:27:47,304 --> 01:27:50,515
Quick. You've got to stop
the blood leaving my brain.

1509
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:53,560
Use your belt as a tourniquet
on my neck.

1510
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,104
[Humphrey groaning]

1511
01:27:58,190 --> 01:27:59,649
-[choking]
-[grunts]

1512
01:27:59,649 --> 01:28:01,443
It's not working.

1513
01:28:02,152 --> 01:28:03,904
[yelling]

1514
01:28:03,904 --> 01:28:05,739
[both yelling]

1515
01:28:18,001 --> 01:28:20,504
[owl hoots]

1516
01:28:20,504 --> 01:28:22,756
[dramatic music playing]

1517
01:28:22,756 --> 01:28:24,758
[sobbing]

1518
01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:31,223
That's when
I decided to frame you.

1519
01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:36,853
Nobody cares if a wee
orphan boy ends up in jail.

1520
01:28:37,562 --> 01:28:39,356
Or dead.

1521
01:28:39,356 --> 01:28:40,774
Watt?

1522
01:28:40,774 --> 01:28:43,568
I'm not gonna say all again.

1523
01:28:43,568 --> 01:28:44,486
No.

1524
01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:46,738
Inspector Watt.

1525
01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:48,698
Did you hear that?

1526
01:28:50,742 --> 01:28:52,494
I certainly did.

1527
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:59,251
Madam, you are under arrest.
For manslaughter.

1528
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,836
-[handcuffs clatter]
-Ah.

1529
01:29:02,879 --> 01:29:05,006
In sickness and in health.

1530
01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:06,383
Until death do us part.

1531
01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:08,969
Until death do us part.

1532
01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:10,136
Stop the wedding.

1533
01:29:10,136 --> 01:29:11,179
[guest gasp]

1534
01:29:11,179 --> 01:29:12,222
What the fuck is going on?

1535
01:29:12,222 --> 01:29:13,390
What the fuck is going on?

1536
01:29:13,390 --> 01:29:16,309
What the fuck is going on? Eric?

1537
01:29:16,309 --> 01:29:18,228
You don't have
to marry Archibald.

1538
01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:21,481
Get this murderous scum
out of here.

1539
01:29:21,481 --> 01:29:23,066
He's not the murderer.

1540
01:29:23,066 --> 01:29:24,568
[guests gasp]

1541
01:29:24,568 --> 01:29:28,071
It was Mrs. McAllister.
[guests gasp]

1542
01:29:28,071 --> 01:29:30,532
And Archibald is not the
rightful heir to Fackham Hall.

1543
01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:32,158
What?

1544
01:29:32,158 --> 01:29:34,953
I have a letter here
that explains everything.

1545
01:29:36,830 --> 01:29:37,914
Mom.

1546
01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:42,043
It's me. Nathaniel.

1547
01:29:42,043 --> 01:29:43,169
[guests gasp]

1548
01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:47,632
My son. You're alive.

1549
01:29:48,967 --> 01:29:50,510
So, does that mean...?

1550
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:54,139
That we can be together.

1551
01:29:54,139 --> 01:29:56,182
And you and your family
can live in Fackham Hall

1552
01:29:56,182 --> 01:29:57,642
for the rest of your lives.

1553
01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:03,315
Well, I've always rather liked
being the only

1554
01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:04,399
-child.
-No.

1555
01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:06,776
[gunshot]

1556
01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:08,278
[guests clamoring]

1557
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:12,532
You truly are a terrible shot.

1558
01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,659
-Well, I...
-You're nicked.

1559
01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:18,580
-What?
-It's Inspector Watt to you.

1560
01:30:18,580 --> 01:30:20,624
-Get your dirty hands off me.
-Would it be possible

1561
01:30:20,624 --> 01:30:23,335
to pick up where we left off?
Except with this gentleman?

1562
01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:25,253
Yes. Yes, well, where were we?

1563
01:30:25,253 --> 01:30:27,547
-Let go of me, I say.
-Rose Davenport,

1564
01:30:27,547 --> 01:30:31,134
do you take Eric No one,
AKA Nathaniel Davenport,

1565
01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:33,803
-to be your husband?
-I do.

1566
01:30:35,388 --> 01:30:37,057
And do you, Eric No one,

1567
01:30:37,057 --> 01:30:40,393
AKA Nathaniel Davenport,
take Rose Davenport

1568
01:30:40,393 --> 01:30:42,854
-to be your wife?
-I do.

1569
01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:45,440
Well, then,
I pronounce you man and wife.

1570
01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:46,733
You may kiss the choirboys.

1571
01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:48,985
[soft lighthearted music
playing]

1572
01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:54,074
You may kiss. The choirboys
will now sing Ave Maria.

1573
01:30:57,869 --> 01:30:59,788
Fackham Hall is saved.

1574
01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:01,873
Bravo.

1575
01:31:08,630 --> 01:31:09,923
[both chuckle]

1576
01:31:11,007 --> 01:31:15,679
I don't think we've met.
J.R.R. Tolkien, the writer.

1577
01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:18,640
Oh. Bill. Bill Bobaggins.

1578
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,350
What a wonderful name.

1579
01:31:21,434 --> 01:31:24,646
Bilbo Baggins.

1580
01:31:24,646 --> 01:31:26,356
And this is the donkey
I'm fucking.

1581
01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:32,821
Well, I've written it down now.

1582
01:31:38,284 --> 01:31:42,539
[woman] Love.
It can transcend boundaries.

1583
01:31:42,539 --> 01:31:45,250
There is nothing more powerful.

1584
01:31:45,250 --> 01:31:48,753
Other than, in this case,
birthright.

1585
01:31:50,255 --> 01:31:52,173
You may wonder how [ was privy

1586
01:31:52,173 --> 01:31:54,509
to so much of what
took place in Fackham Hall...

1587
01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:56,386
-Move a little to your right.
-...that fateful week.

1588
01:31:56,386 --> 01:31:57,887
-Excellent.
-That, dear friends,

1589
01:31:57,887 --> 01:32:00,890
-is because I was there.
-Three, two, one...

1590
01:32:00,890 --> 01:32:04,436
-Fackham Hall.
-And who am I? I'm no one.

1591
01:32:04,436 --> 01:32:06,938
Rose Davenport No one.

1592
01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:09,274
[all]] Fackham Hall.

1593
01:32:09,274 --> 01:32:11,151
[Rose] And this...

1594
01:32:11,151 --> 01:32:13,611
-[all gasp]
-...is my story.

1595
01:32:13,611 --> 01:32:15,613
[lively music playing]

1596
01:32:21,911 --> 01:32:23,913
[lively music continues]

1597
01:33:10,919 --> 01:33:12,921
[lighthearted music playing]

1598
01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:54,772
[music fades out]

1599
01:34:56,399 --> 01:34:58,401
[somber music playing]

1600
01:35:21,507 --> 01:35:22,550
[music fades out]

1601
01:35:22,550 --> 01:35:25,261
[elegant music playing]

1602
01:35:57,168 --> 01:35:59,170
[pensive music playing]

1603
01:36:20,942 --> 01:36:22,944
[delicate music playing]

1604
01:36:36,666 --> 01:36:38,668
[lively music playing]

1605
01:37:08,865 --> 01:37:09,824
[music ends]