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That's just unrealistic.

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You can't expect to always want
the same thing at the same time.

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-Of course not.
-Like for example,

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I love getting rim jobs.
But Étienne doesn't like to eat ass.

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I just don't enjoy it.

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-He fixates on the sanitary aspect.
-Guess I was raised that way.

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-You get it from your mom, babe.
-You're probably right.

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So eventually, I figured...

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It's just that your whole life,
you're told

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that girls are prone to vaginitis,

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and you have to watch out
for fecal matter in the vagina.

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-Your "whole life"?
-Yeah, like at school.

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Your teachers warned you
about fecal matter in vaginas?

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You'd be surprised
how much you hear about it.

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Like, there's a right way
to wipe baby girls, to avoid infection.

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-I don't want you to wipe me!
-Fine. My point is,

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I become self-conscious.

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It's like, when I'm face-deep,

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I don't know if my tongue should go
from the vagina to the anus,

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or vice versa.

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It's like I can't
find the right strategy.

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I get that.

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After our first daughter,
I was worried about vaginitis.

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You need to be careful.

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Anyway, neither of our girls
ever got vaginitis.

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The right way is front to back.
If you do that, you're all good.

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You're overthinking it.
You're just a clean freak.

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I won't argue with you there.

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Anyway, I like rim jobs
but Étienne doesn't.

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Nope, I don't like it.

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So I had a talk with myself,

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and I said,
is this really gonna be my life?

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With war,
global warming, the far right,

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do I really want to spend
the years I have not getting rimmed

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because the man I love
had a teacher who said it was gross?

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That'd be silly!

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That's when she suggested we open up.

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Étienne liked that concept.

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Yeah, you just need to set some rules.

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Étienne loves me
and wants me to be happy.

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Of course!

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It's better for our relationship
if both Étienne and I are happy.

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I just don't wanna know
who she's fucking.

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Actually to be honest,
I don't even mind if I know the person.

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We thought about it,
and we realized...

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I mean, we know a lot of people,

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and we don't wanna
narrow the field too much.

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So to hell with those rules,

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like "no one we know"
or "only the same blood type."

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-It's too much!
-Let's just fuck!

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I just don't want names.

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That's all.

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You never thought about it?

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-Nope.
-Not really.

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You've been together what, twelve years?

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Sixteen!

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-Really?
-It's something, right?

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Sixteen years, two kids...

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Do you still have sex?

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Sure. Of course now it's all about
finding windows, and time frames...

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Sixteen years!

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When you started sleeping together,
I was in second grade!

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Fucking hell!

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Are you still happy together?

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What? Happy? Of course.

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Yeah, we make a great team.

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If you want kids,
you need a good partner.

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Sure.

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And you never wanted to...

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explore with others?

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Never?

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Well...

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-It's complicated.
-Yeah, it's complicated.

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It's easier for you.

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You don't have responsibilities,
you don't have kids!

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Yes, of course.

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It just makes me wonder.

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What's really stopping us
from being happy?

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Nicely put, love.
Very nicely put.

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- Oh stop it!
-You're so eloquent.

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FOLLIES

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ACT 1
MONOGAMY

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Should we translate that song or not?

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What is it about?

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No idea.
Can't hear the words.

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-Huh?
-It's not clear.

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Don't you speak English?

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I do, Sophie.

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But the singer is screaming.

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If I talk like this...

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even in French
you won't understand me.

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What's up with you, cranky pants?

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Sorry, I'm in a bad mood.
I didn't sleep last night.

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That's no good.

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It's my fucking long COVID.

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I hate insomnia.
It's like my body won't let me rest.

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I didn't sleep much either.

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How come?

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A party at this guy's house.
Crotale. Do you know him?

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-Definitely not.
-He's kind of the king of nightlife.

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Sorry, I don't know him.

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It was fun, but it got a bit weird.

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You know the kind of guy
I'm talking about?

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No, I don't know
what you're getting at.

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You know.

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Like, at a certain point,
people were feeling a bit hot,

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and they started
taking their clothes off.

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-They got naked...
-Really?

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You know, like an orgy.

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An orgy?

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-You want an open relationship?
-Are you nuts? No!

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-But François seemed into it.
-Did he tell you that?

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No, it's more like a gut feeling.
I'm a bit checked out, sexually.

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Like last night,
he tried to finger me

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and it got all weird
because I couldn't concentrate.

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On getting fingered?

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What I mean is,
this and that gotta go together.

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How can I be any clearer?

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-It was a pile of people, doing stuff.
-What about you? What did you do?

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Nothing.
But they were all around me.

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I found it hilarious,
I couldn't stop laughing.

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So you went to an orgy at Crotale's,
and all you did was laugh?

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What should I have done?

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I wasn't gonna "screw"
as you guys often say here.

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We don't say it that often.

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-How long's it been since you screwed?
-Two, three weeks.

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-That's not so bad.
-Right?

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But he wants us to be spontaneous.

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I'd love to be spontaneous
but our sex drives are out of sync!

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-Is he pressuring you?
-No, no.

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You know François, he's the gentle type.
He's not, like, "Rawr!"

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But he clearly has needs.

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How long's it been?

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Since we had sex?
Two, three months.

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-That's objectively long, right?
-For sure.

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You know,
she's the only girl I ever slept with.

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-Really?
-Yep.

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For the last 16 years,
I've only ever seen her vagina.

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Her vulva.

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Her vulva, whatever.

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Véro too.

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Véro B or Véro D?

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Both of them.

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B with her boyfriend
and D with her girlfriend.

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Both Véros?

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Am I the only monogamous granny left?

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I'm tired just thinking about it.

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Do you want Crotale's number?

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To be honest, after a while, love is...

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-It takes work.
-It takes work!

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It's like love is somewhere
down there in the weeds

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and you have to look for it.

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-You have to mow the lawn.
-Exactly!

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You mow the lawn,
you spot the love, and you go,

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"Oh, love was hiding
in the weeds this whole time!"

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There.
You have to feed it too!

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Feed the love.

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-I love Julie, you know.
-I know.

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-I want to make that clear.
-It is. I was just asking.

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Fine.

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Is everything OK?

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-Sure.
-Sure, sweetie. Why are you asking?

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Dunno. It feels tense.

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Tense?

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You know.

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Like there's bad energy at the table.

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Yeah. It feels tense.

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Nope. Everything's chill.

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Yep.
Everything's chill.

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-It's "chill"?
-It's chill.

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Wanna play Guess Who?

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Once upon a time,
there was a warrior with red armour

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who had lost her sword,
so she called her turtle to...

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To find her sword?

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Yeah, to go looking for her sword.

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And her sword was hidden in a lake.

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And in the lake,
there was an enormous...

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Maybe it's my long COVID and brain fog,

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but I think the girls
are smarter than me.

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Right? What was that at dinner?

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"There's bad energy."

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"Bad energy."
What the hell? You're ten!

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Fuck off.

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You don't have long COVID.

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You were sick for like two days.

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It's long COVID.

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It can't be.
You were sick for two days.

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What else could it be?

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I keep telling you
to go see someone, hon.

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I think you might be depressed.

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You've had a rough couple of years,

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and it's affecting your mood
more than you think.

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It's long COVID, and my mood's fine.

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Is our relationship in trouble?

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Of course not.

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-You don't feel...?
-No. We're both doing our thing.

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That said, we might
be on autopilot a bit.

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Yeah.

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I'm gonna say something a bit weird,

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but I kinda like being on autopilot.

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I get that.

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Maybe we need a little something
to kick things into action.

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Oh really?

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Seems like an open relationship
could solve a lot of issues.

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Our sex life
is the bulk of our problems.

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I'm not sure what it would solve.

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Julie, you're the only woman
I've ever slept with. The only woman.

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I know that.

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It's like I have this visceral need

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to find myself, sexually.

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What about finding yourself
outside of sex?

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Doesn't feel like
a very deep exploration to me.

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It's like I don't even know myself.

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I'm with you on that one.

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But I don't know
what sex has to do with it.

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You're equating sex with happiness,

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without even considering
the life we built together.

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-Of course I'm considering it!
-Are you?

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-I wanna preserve all that.
-By sleeping with other people?

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By taking sex out of the equation.

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No, really,
the more I think about it,

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the more I realize that sex
and faithfulness are different things.

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To me, that's the very definition of it.

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-Don't think so.
-You don't?

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No. I work with words all day,

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and let me tell you, sexuality
and faithfulness are very different.

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I need to feel wanted.

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And you don't get that from me?

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Wanted?

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No, I can't say I do.

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-You don't wanna sleep with me.
-That's not true.

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-Sorry.
-Come on!

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It's not just you.
I don't feel wanted in general.

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I feel loved.

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I hope so.

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Of course I feel loved.
But I don't feel wanted.

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I'm looking for that. I dunno.

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It's like I feel an urge to just...

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Just...

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-To throw a pillow?
-To do crazy shit!

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To try something new!

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To fail. To pick ourselves up again.
To make mistakes. Don't you?

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We can't spend
our whole fucking lives on autopilot!

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Yeah!

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You buy it and we'll take care of it.

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Sounds great.

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And we'll name the bunny Québec.

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Or Winnipeg. Or Victoria.
Or Yellowknife.

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-Or Edmonton. Or Fredericton.
-A capital city. Got it.

252
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:07,324
-Would you prefer Charlottetown?
-I'd prefer no bunny at all.

253
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,492
-What about Victoria?
-No bunny.

254
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,037
-What about a giraffe?
-Girls.

255
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,582
Your dad and I were saying
how smart you both are.

256
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,834
-Yep.
-Thanks, Mom.

257
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:24,090
And because you're so smart,
we wanted to be honest with you both.

258
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,095
You were right last night, Louise.

259
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:31,056
We were tense at dinner.

260
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,184
-And you sensed it.
-So everything wasn't chill.

261
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,479
-Yes, it was.
-No, it wasn't chill.

262
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,981
Not chill at all. No.

263
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:43,652
The energy was bad
because Mom and Dad were arguing

264
00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,612
about a sensitive issue.

265
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,698
It wasn't a big fight.
Just a difference of opinion.

266
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:52,118
No, it wasn't a big fight,
but it was important.

267
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:55,330
About the very foundation
of our relationship.

268
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,625
Let's call it a foundational argument.

269
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,377
Right?

270
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:07,384
But now, because Mommy and Daddy
love each other,

271
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,052
we do, don't we?

272
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:12,222
And because we love you both,

273
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,932
we want to try something.

274
00:16:15,934 --> 00:16:17,644
It's a big decision,

275
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,105
but...

276
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:24,109
we're opening up our relationship.

277
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:28,238
-Is this really the right time?
-The energy might change,

278
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,366
and you might sense that.

279
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:36,287
But Mommy and Daddy
are here for you...

280
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,998
And we love you, OK?
-OK.

281
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,834
OK, Mommy.

282
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,168
Thank you, girls.

283
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,171
I knew you'd understand.

284
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,006
Sorry. Be right back.

285
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,264
-I like your drawing.
-Thanks.

286
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,599
Yeah, it's nice.

287
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:08,570
ACT 2

288
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:13,283
The first one's pretty obvious.
"No friends."

289
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,952
I can't sleep with your friends
or mine?

290
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,247
Yours, mine,
friends of friends.

291
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,541
I hear and welcome your input.

292
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,252
That said, everyone knows
everyone in Montréal.

293
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:27,464
That's why I said friends,
not acquaintances.

294
00:17:28,298 --> 00:17:31,426
Would it be too controlling
if I said no cunnilingus?

295
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,763
Dunno about controlling,
but it narrows the playing field.

296
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:39,851
OK, then how about
"Not a lot of cunnilingus"?

297
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:44,063
Just so you know, I won't be focusing
entirely on cunnilingus.

298
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:48,651
I know, but kissing you afterwards
wouldn't feel very hygienic to me.

299
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:54,115
How about, "Good hygiene
practices after oral sex"?

300
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,825
-Sounds good.
-Great.

301
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,038
The old tangled mess!

302
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,164
Fuck.

303
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:06,127
How about, "Untangle the lights
before storing the tree"?

304
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:10,381
We should write that one down
because it happens every year!

305
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,510
"Not in the house"?

306
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,971
Yeah.
Especially not in the girls' room.

307
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:21,851
-Why would we do it in there?
-Hey, exactly.

308
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,562
We wouldn't do that.
Don't write that down!

309
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,232
Ew! Who'd even do that?

310
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,485
"Always preserve our couple's aura."

311
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,278
That's a bit New Agey.

312
00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:33,488
How so?

313
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:38,034
I mean, "No friends" and
"Proper hygiene after oral" is obvious,

314
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,246
but "the couple's aura"
is open to interpretation.

315
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,164
Let's say I'm hitting on someone,

316
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:46,960
I can't force my body language
to project the aura of our couple.

317
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,797
I thought you'd be more open,
but you think my rule is dumb.

318
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:56,135
No, I don't. I'm just saying
it leaves room for interpretation.

319
00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,138
"Preserve the couple's aura"
speaks for itself.

320
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:01,432
I guess now you're rethinking us, too!

321
00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,726
I'm not! Stop saying that!

322
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,438
An aura is something you can feel.

323
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:13,194
I just don't want you to withdraw.
I want you to be committed to us,

324
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:16,531
and remember what we've built together
over the years.

325
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,325
Just be honest, for fuck's sake!

326
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,578
Then write down
"Be honest for fuck's sake."

327
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,037
That's straightforward!

328
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:28,209
I still say we put
"our couple's aura" in parentheses.

329
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,294
Fine.

330
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:13,504
-You're not adding a profile pic?
-I don't want clients seeing me.

331
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,507
So people are gonna
see a picture of me and a flower.

332
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,718
They know you're not fucking a flower.

333
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:22,263
Not to sell myself short,

334
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,724
but you're the honeypot here.

335
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,393
-I don't wanna show my face.
-How about your body?

336
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:31,522
I don't want to.
I'll write a nice intro instead.

337
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,984
-Anyway, you're hot.
-I dunno. No one likes fatties.

338
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,653
Well, I clearly do.

339
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,614
I had a six-pack when you met me.

340
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,742
Then upload an old picture of yourself.

341
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,371
Here we go...
The fat fuck and the red rose.

342
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,915
-It's an amaryllis.
-Amaryllis.

343
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,043
Thank you so much!

344
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,837
Granny and Gramps, come play!

345
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,841
Louise needs to finish
her math homework before bedtime.

346
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,426
Fine.

347
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:43,594
No homework, no ice cream.

348
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:49,017
-I'll help her, it'll be fast.
-Just don't do it for her.

349
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,978
Of course not.
Anyway, I don't know the "new math."

350
00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:53,855
That's true. I'm lost too.

351
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,773
-Same here.
-We don't get it.

352
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:59,318
Soon enough you'll feel that way
about everything.

353
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,487
You're stressing me out, Dad.

354
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:02,780
It'll pass.

355
00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,825
You spend your whole life
refusing to get old,

356
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,119
and then one day you wake up,

357
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:11,247
and accept who you've become.

358
00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:13,750
And you finally calm down.

359
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:15,710
It's wonderful.

360
00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:19,422
-That's so beautiful!
-You're a philosopher, Mom.

361
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,090
I find that very comforting.

362
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,633
Where are you two off to?

363
00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:25,011
-The movies!
-The theatre!

364
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,056
-Right, the movies!
-It's a mix of film and theatre.

365
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,975
-From this really quirky director...
-From Sweden...

366
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:32,060
See?

367
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,436
Right now,

368
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,440
I have no idea what you're talking about
and I couldn't care less.

369
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:41,277
-Anyway, enjoy!
-Thanks. Bye, girls.

370
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,779
Family hug!

371
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:44,530
Eye contact!

372
00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:46,574
We say "I love you" with our eyes!

373
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,785
I love you. I love you.

374
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,178
Excuse me?

375
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,890
Excuse me, sir?

376
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,893
-Do you have any reggae?
-Reggae?

377
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,603
No, sorry.

378
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,315
Reggae helps me relax.

379
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:28,699
Stupid key card!

380
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,369
You're doing it wrong.

381
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:34,413
No, it's the dot.
Try the dot.

382
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,835
I miss the old metal keys.

383
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,966
Nice room!

384
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,262
-Great choice!
-Thanks.

385
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:57,353
Gonna keep your coat on?

386
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,437
No, I just...

387
00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,648
A bit of mood music.

388
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,235
-Reggae!
-Yes.

389
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,405
What are the odds?

390
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:10,658
-I love reggae. It loosens me up.
-Amazing, then.

391
00:24:10,741 --> 00:24:11,993
That's so weird.

392
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,667
So... this a nice room.

393
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,879
-Yes. It's our favourite hotel.
-In Montréal.

394
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,883
Our favourite hotel in the world
is the Castiglion del Bosco.

395
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,467
In Tuscany.

396
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:29,969
Ever been to Italy?

397
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,263
Yes. But not together.

398
00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:35,057
-I was younger.
-I went in college.

399
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,476
Our second favourite
is the Aman in Tokyo.

400
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:41,147
-What a view!
-And the Royal Mansour Marrakech!

401
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:44,567
-Amazing as well.
-You sure know your hotels!

402
00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:46,152
Hotels are my kink.

403
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,613
Nothing turns me on like hotel rooms.

404
00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:52,283
A new room makes me feel
all tingly down there.

405
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:55,661
-It's the only reason we travel.
-Really?

406
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:59,207
We opened our relationship
when the kids were young,

407
00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:01,918
and we weren't too comfortable
having strangers over,

408
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,502
so we went to hotels a lot,

409
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:07,173
and now they're an
integral part of our sex life.

410
00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:11,636
We must have fucked
in a hundred hotels around the globe.

411
00:25:11,719 --> 00:25:13,471
A hundred!?

412
00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,349
It really is a kink!

413
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:19,936
I would have never thought
that hotel rooms could be so erotic.

414
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,772
The lights, the robes, the sheets,

415
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,065
the coffee maker.

416
00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,983
The artwork.

417
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:27,109
Like this one.

418
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:28,861
Yeah.

419
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,201
So, what do you like?

420
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,286
What turns you on?

421
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,584
-Lots of things!
-Such as?

422
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,711
Any specific kinks?

423
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:49,465
What's your favourite
type of folly?

424
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,884
-I'll start.
-Go ahead!

425
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:57,515
I think I like textures
like, I dunno, leather...

426
00:25:57,598 --> 00:26:00,351
-Really?
-Latex, PVC. I think it's hot.

427
00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,852
You never told me that.

428
00:26:01,936 --> 00:26:03,771
It's just in some videos I watch.

429
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:08,484
I don't even have lingerie
and you're into latex?

430
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:12,530
I don't expect you to wear it.
I just think it's hot.

431
00:26:12,613 --> 00:26:15,283
It's just that I didn't know that.

432
00:26:15,366 --> 00:26:19,245
-Can we discuss this another time?
-It's fine, I just...

433
00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:22,832
Opening up your relationship
leads to lots of these conversations.

434
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,875
But it's fun,
and it sure helped us.

435
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:27,920
It really did.
I used to be so closed off.

436
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:31,257
Unsure what to say or do.
Opening up helped me open up.

437
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,592
-Good God!
-I love that!

438
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:38,514
Since then, we've been able
to talk much more freely.

439
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,392
It's tough at first,
but once you hit the sweet spot,

440
00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:43,311
you'll see the payoff.

441
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,022
Glad to hear it.

442
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,401
-Have a seat.
-Let's sit down.

443
00:26:52,695 --> 00:26:54,488
Anyway,

444
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:57,742
when we saw you
walk into the bar tonight,

445
00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:01,746
Sonia and I thought that...
you look great together.

446
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,706
You both look great.

447
00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:06,083
So do you.

448
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,627
Well, I think...

449
00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:12,465
since this is your first time,
shall we just start?

450
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,008
Yeah.

451
00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:19,347
And don't overthink it.
We're not here to judge.

452
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:21,140
We can go slow,

453
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:25,394
and I personally feel honoured
to be part of your journey.

454
00:27:25,478 --> 00:27:27,730
Totally.

455
00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:31,108
Thank you for choosing us.
It's a real privilege.

456
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,069
Well, geez.

457
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,987
They're so sweet!

458
00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,615
You're really sweet.

459
00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,784
So, close your eyes

460
00:27:39,867 --> 00:27:41,786
and take a deep breath.

461
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,768
You OK?

462
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:07,520
Yeah, just a bit tense.

463
00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,688
Let yourself relax. We're good.

464
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,637
Hold on!

465
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:18,174
-You OK?
-Yep.

466
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:22,094
-What are you doing?
-I'm just gonna... Over here.

467
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,054
Should I...?

468
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:26,223
You keep going, it's all good.

469
00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:27,975
Of course, no problem.

470
00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,436
Yeah, it's fine, it's fine.

471
00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,396
-Is this OK?
-Definitely!

472
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,648
Anything I can do
to make you comfortable?

473
00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:36,442
No, no, I'm comfortable.

474
00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,383
Sorry.

475
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,650
Hey, pretty flower!
What kinda bee u into?

476
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,902
-A threesome with my BF.
-Wanna meet up?

477
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:23,239
-Honestly, I'm kinda tired.
-It might relax you.

478
00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:33,249
You've got a lovely penis
but I'll pass.

479
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,708
Dad?

480
00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,459
Mom?

481
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,337
-Dad?
-Mom?

482
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,092
-What?!
-Look!

483
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,180
Good job!

484
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,308
Oh, sorry.

485
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,809
It's OK.

486
00:31:34,852 --> 00:31:36,937
-Be right there.
-No stress.

487
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:44,320
-Love your pictures. Wanna chat?
-It's just an amaryllis.

488
00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,322
Well, I like flowers.

489
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:51,660
Are you just copy-pasting
the same message to every girl?

490
00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,293
Jesus.

491
00:32:00,461 --> 00:32:02,671
This is the third time in two weeks!

492
00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,715
-That can't be right.
-It is.

493
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,717
We were babysat last week,

494
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,385
and on Tuesday,

495
00:32:08,469 --> 00:32:10,012
and now today.

496
00:32:11,305 --> 00:32:13,015
That's too much babysitting!

497
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,892
This isn't babysitting.

498
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:17,645
You've got a fun play date
with Louis and Ariane.

499
00:32:17,728 --> 00:32:19,313
But you won't be there.

500
00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:22,149
Yeah. Where are you going?

501
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,610
-To a spa.
-To a dinner.

502
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,945
Dinner. We're going to a dinner.

503
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:29,782
-Yeah, a dinner.
-Why can't we come?

504
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:33,494
Sometimes we have supper with you,
and sometimes with friends.

505
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,829
-Which friends?
-Daddy's friends.

506
00:32:36,664 --> 00:32:38,832
Can't we come with you?

507
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:43,379
You play with Ariane and Louis
while we visit Daddy's friends.

508
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:47,508
Daddy wants me to meet them
so we can play at their house.

509
00:32:47,591 --> 00:32:51,345
-So we don't know them?
-How come we don't get to meet them?

510
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:52,638
Don't you love us?

511
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:57,393
-Why did you have to say that?
-Well, it's true. I don't know them.

512
00:32:57,518 --> 00:32:59,311
Why don't we know them?

513
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:02,940
-You don't have to meet all our friends.
-Why keep it secret?

514
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:06,694
-But you know all our friends!
-It's not a secret, or a lie.

515
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:08,821
Plus, we don't know all your friends.

516
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,782
You told us we can't
see our mean friends,

517
00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:14,660
but then you have friends
that we don't even know!

518
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:18,163
-Who said they're mean?
-Exactly! We don't know!

519
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:22,042
-I'm not getting involved.
-Well, you kinda started it.

520
00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:26,296
-You're being bad parents!
-You wanna talk about who started it?

521
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,424
Bad parents?!

522
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:31,927
-Watch it, you two!
-Maybe we are bad parents.

523
00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,072
Can my boyfriend kiss you?

524
00:33:53,115 --> 00:33:54,450
Do you like men?

525
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,952
I don't mind.
You can kiss me if you--

526
00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:00,456
You have to go through me.
He's not allowed to speak.

527
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,750
Really?
OK, he can kiss me.

528
00:34:02,833 --> 00:34:04,251
Kiss the nice man.

529
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,429
-You OK?
-Oh, sure.

530
00:34:15,512 --> 00:34:17,681
I've just never kissed a guy before.

531
00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:19,016
Do you like it?

532
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,643
It's OK.
It's not that different.

533
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,770
Kiss him again.

534
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,446
Has a man ever put a finger in your ass?

535
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:34,740
Only my doctor.

536
00:34:34,823 --> 00:34:37,159
Can my boyfriend
put a finger in your ass?

537
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,327
-OK.
-Cool.

538
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,165
Put a finger in the nice man's ass.

539
00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,173
Lean over.

540
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:53,634
-Lean over?
-Right here.

541
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,441
People behind you can see.

542
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,696
-Who were you texting?
-Nobody.

543
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,950
It's getting complicated, François.

544
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,911
That's because you're not participating.

545
00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:22,830
I am participating.

546
00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:26,375
-You just play with yourself.
-Hey! Please.

547
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:30,337
I thought we'd be doing it together.

548
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:36,301
It's the best I can do right now.
Sorry if that's not enough.

549
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,221
I didn't mean to be harsh.
I'm sorry.

550
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,808
Doing it together feels weird to me.

551
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,602
-You wanna stop?
-No, but...

552
00:35:45,686 --> 00:35:48,939
You enjoy yourself.
I'll see if I have the energy for it.

553
00:36:11,753 --> 00:36:16,592
ACT 3

554
00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:39,615
I don't get it,
you're not happy being open?

555
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,367
I'm happy, I just
don't know how to take it.

556
00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:46,121
You're in the candy store
and you're still complaining!

557
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:50,042
I can't just grab the candy!
I have to chat with it first.

558
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,170
And spend hours
trying to get to know the candy.

559
00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:54,463
Your analogy sucks.

560
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:57,049
You're so grumpy!
It's just an expression.

561
00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:01,720
Since Julie's not on Feeld with me,
I haven't had a single fucking match.

562
00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:04,973
-And she was just an amaryllis!
-The gem?

563
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:06,183
No, the flower.

564
00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:11,229
I dunno, man.
It's like nobody wants to fuck anymore.

565
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:14,483
-No way. People want to fuck.
-Nah, it's too complicated.

566
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,945
-People are fucking, François.
-But you're young and full of cum!

567
00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:22,783
Hey. Get over it.
People fuck, young and old.

568
00:37:22,866 --> 00:37:25,410
I've hit a wall, man.
That's all.

569
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:28,789
You just need
to be more straightforward.

570
00:37:28,872 --> 00:37:31,166
Fuck Feeld,
you're wasting your time.

571
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:35,170
Just go for it.
Be yourself, be upfront.

572
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,297
Check out that girl.

573
00:37:37,381 --> 00:37:38,924
-She's cute, right?
-Sure.

574
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,300
So go talk to her.

575
00:37:40,384 --> 00:37:43,971
Tell her you'd like her
to climb your dick.

576
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,348
Who are you? Andrew Tate?

577
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,393
-For fuck's sake!
-Just go talk to her!

578
00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:52,229
It's just that...
Julie and I have this rule.

579
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:56,191
I need to project our couple's aura.

580
00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:00,153
I can't look single.

581
00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,948
I need to seem like I'm taken.

582
00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:06,201
-So you have to tell the girls?
-No, no, no.

583
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,246
I can't tell them.
They need to sense it from me.

584
00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:11,915
What a fucking stupid rule!

585
00:38:11,999 --> 00:38:13,291
It is fucking stupid,

586
00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,545
but you try telling Julie
that's some New Age bullshit.

587
00:38:17,254 --> 00:38:19,715
Does your couple even have an aura?

588
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,425
Yeah, it's...

589
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:26,763
Very convincing.

590
00:38:26,847 --> 00:38:30,267
Forget it, just go say hi.
She'll feel your aura or whatever.

591
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:31,852
-Just go!
-No!

592
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:35,022
Damn, that's a heavy aura, man!
Just go!

593
00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,250
Nice technique.

594
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,418
Top notch!

595
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,003
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.

596
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:00,505
I'd reciprocate
but I haven't seen you climb.

597
00:39:00,589 --> 00:39:01,673
I don't climb.

598
00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:03,592
No, I work here, actually,

599
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:07,596
and my job is
to compliment the climbers.

600
00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,347
It's a new service.

601
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:12,017
Nice!
Kindness is very in right now.

602
00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:13,518
It's all we have left.

603
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:16,104
-"It's all we have left?"
-Yep.

604
00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,482
The next step may surprise you.

605
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:21,985
As an employee, I'm allowed to
ask clients out for drinks.

606
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:24,988
That's right.
As an act of kindness, of course.

607
00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:26,073
Of course.

608
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:29,367
-Professional kindness, in a way.
-Exactly.

609
00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:33,246
-You're a model employee.
-Well, it's my job and I do it well.

610
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:35,957
When are you proposing
we go out for drinks?

611
00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:39,211
We've got several time slots available.

612
00:39:39,294 --> 00:39:41,338
It could be next week,
or tomorrow.

613
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:44,382
-Or even now, after climbing.
-Sure, after climbing.

614
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:45,967
After climbing it is.

615
00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:48,095
-Yep.
-Unless you're busy.

616
00:39:48,178 --> 00:39:50,972
I'm available. It's my job.
Gotta put in the hours.

617
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,600
-Of course.
-If you're in, I'm in.

618
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,644
-Works for me.
-Great.

619
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:59,481
-Will you be climbing more, ma'am?
-Yes. You can drop the "ma'am."

620
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:03,360
-I'd better go compliment others now.
-Of course, go!

621
00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:05,821
-So, see you later?
-Yeah. Later!

622
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,948
-Amazing.
-Bye.

623
00:40:09,825 --> 00:40:11,284
-Nice technique.
-Thanks!

624
00:40:17,124 --> 00:40:20,377
-People might still wanna fuck.
-Of course they fucking do!

625
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,420
-Maybe.
-Of course they do.

626
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,589
You're texting her?

627
00:40:24,798 --> 00:40:27,134
No, I'm telling Julie I'll be home late.

628
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:31,263
I'm so proud of you, man.

629
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,431
Calm down.

630
00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:52,701
I gave you some leaf lettuce,
gem romaine, oak leaf, and bok choy.

631
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:56,454
There's some Boston in there too,
but the water oxygen was low,

632
00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:58,540
so it's a bit of a disappointment.

633
00:40:58,623 --> 00:41:00,876
I'll find a way to use it.

634
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:03,670
I'm sure you'll make something great.

635
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,631
Sure, I'm the queen of disappointment.

636
00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:19,728
This is a bit awkward,
but I saw you on the apps.

637
00:41:20,187 --> 00:41:22,147
Please don't take this the wrong way,

638
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:25,567
but I'm not on there much,
so, I'm sorry if we didn't match, but...

639
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,651
No, don't worry!

640
00:41:26,735 --> 00:41:29,779
-I don't want you to think...
-Not at all.

641
00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:33,283
But have you and François
been on the scene long?

642
00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,035
No, not long.

643
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:38,872
A couple of years, for Francesca and I.

644
00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:40,916
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

645
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:44,544
So, when I saw your profile...

646
00:41:57,307 --> 00:41:59,059
-Hold on.
-What?

647
00:41:59,142 --> 00:42:00,727
Would you...

648
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,437
Would you say...

649
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,397
we're friends?

650
00:42:05,941 --> 00:42:08,735
I dunno, it's kinda
hard to say right now.

651
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:11,738
Right.
But how would you introduce me?

652
00:42:11,821 --> 00:42:14,741
-"This is Julie, my..."
-...friend.

653
00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:17,244
Yeah, I consider us friends.

654
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:20,038
Then we can't do this.

655
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:23,250
-This is gonna sound weird.
-It already does.

656
00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:25,293
It's about to get weirder.

657
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:28,255
-Would you say my aura...
-Oh, your aura!

658
00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:33,301
Yeah. Would you say
it's projecting single or taken?

659
00:42:37,973 --> 00:42:40,642
-Are you taken?
-It's an open relationship.

660
00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:44,437
-I just need to project the right...
-This is fucking bullshit.

661
00:42:44,521 --> 00:42:45,855
No, she's cool with it!

662
00:42:45,939 --> 00:42:48,441
You know,
you're all a bunch of fucktards!

663
00:42:48,525 --> 00:42:50,819
Grow the fuck up
and figure your shit out

664
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,696
before hitting on single women!

665
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:55,156
What's so fucking hard to understand?

666
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,703
-I really am in an open rela--
-I don't give a flying fuck! Eat shit!

667
00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:15,260
Derrick and Karine are dating,
and Karine's also allowed to see Sydney,

668
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:18,888
but not Louis 1 or Louis 2,
who are in Wing 2,

669
00:43:18,972 --> 00:43:20,765
as Wings 1 and 2 cannot mingle.

670
00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:24,102
Except for Adam,
who's also allowed to see Sydney,

671
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,771
who recently came out as non-binary.

672
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,566
Louise, your daughter,

673
00:43:29,649 --> 00:43:34,029
is allowed to see Derrick and Louis 3,
but not Louis 1 or 2.

674
00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:36,531
She can also hold hands with Adam,

675
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:40,452
even though they're in different wings,
but they're not dating.

676
00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:45,081
On Fridays and Mondays,
Louis 1, 2, 3 are a throuple.

677
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:48,626
On Wednesdays, Sydney and Louise
open up their relationship.

678
00:43:48,710 --> 00:43:52,505
But last Wednesday,
Louise spent all of recess

679
00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:55,633
in a corner of the schoolyard
with Louis 2.

680
00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:59,429
Remember, Louise can
see Derrick and Louis 3,

681
00:43:59,512 --> 00:44:02,515
but not Louis 1 or 2.

682
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:06,186
So there was an argument,
and Louis 2 and Sydney got in a fight.

683
00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,897
After Louis 2 hit Sydney,
Adam hit Louis 2,

684
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:12,067
which upset Louis 3,
and he hit Adam with a rock.

685
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,985
A freaking big rock.

686
00:44:15,028 --> 00:44:18,531
-Are you with me?
-Not really, no.

687
00:44:18,615 --> 00:44:21,576
To be honest, it's a little confusing.

688
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,869
Great.

689
00:44:23,495 --> 00:44:25,455
Because we're confused too.

690
00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:28,666
The staff is a little bit overwhelmed.

691
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:31,878
You see, this polycule here

692
00:44:31,961 --> 00:44:34,881
was set up at school
by your daughter Louise.

693
00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:39,052
Of course,
I can't tell you how to live your life.

694
00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:42,764
Do whatever you want at home,
it's none of my business.

695
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:47,852
Unless it interferes with school.
Then I have no choice but to intervene.

696
00:44:47,936 --> 00:44:50,480
I'll have to issue Louise a warning.

697
00:44:50,939 --> 00:44:53,775
And if it happens again,
we'll take drastic measures.

698
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:59,114
Isn't this a bit much?
I mean, it's just kids' games.

699
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,865
Isn't it a bit...

700
00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:05,286
It's kids' games involving
polycules and polyamory.

701
00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:08,123
It is a bit freaking much for recess.

702
00:45:08,415 --> 00:45:09,874
I agree it's a lot.

703
00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:14,212
They're not playing war games.
It's about love...

704
00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:16,881
François, that's good.

705
00:45:18,466 --> 00:45:21,511
We'll have a talk with our daughter.
So sorry.

706
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:24,639
I'm not sorry.

707
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,224
Well, I am.

708
00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:31,604
She made it sound like
Louise was planning fucking Columbine 2.

709
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:37,861
And what about her use of "freaking"?
Just swear, you fucking bitch!

710
00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:40,280
I agree, she's a total bitch.

711
00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,908
But could you please
just talk to Louise?

712
00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:17,567
Looks delicious!

713
00:46:24,908 --> 00:46:30,079
So tonight, we're starting with
flame-grilled octopus confit

714
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:33,958
on a bed of spiced white bean purée
garnished with mustard flowers.

715
00:46:34,042 --> 00:46:37,587
There's no cutlery,
because this is finger food.

716
00:46:38,671 --> 00:46:41,758
Just like this.
Easy peasy.

717
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,514
Thanks again for coming, everyone,

718
00:46:47,597 --> 00:46:50,475
and congrats on the scholarship, Maxine!

719
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:52,227
Yes, congrats!

720
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:54,187
We love big scholarships!

721
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,023
Congratulations!

722
00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:22,090
Thank you for tonight.
It was really amazing.

723
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,259
My pleasure!
Glad you enjoyed it.

724
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,761
It was just, wow.
The octopus!

725
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:29,055
-Oh yeah?
-It was hot.

726
00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:33,059
Yeah, food can be very...

727
00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:35,770
It plays on the senses.

728
00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:39,482
My partner and I were talking,

729
00:47:39,566 --> 00:47:44,320
and they told me
they found you very intriguing,

730
00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:47,865
and we were wondering
if we could offer you a glass of wine

731
00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:50,827
to thank you,
and to keep the evening going...

732
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:55,415
That's really nice,
but I've got to pack all this up,

733
00:47:55,498 --> 00:47:57,292
do the dishes, load up the...

734
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,793
I'll take care of it.

735
00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,878
You can't do all this on your own!

736
00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:02,463
No stress, it's fine.

737
00:48:03,089 --> 00:48:05,091
Listen, we'll see.

738
00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:08,928
Well, Max and I would love it
if you joined us.

739
00:48:09,012 --> 00:48:10,430
-Thanks.
-OK.

740
00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:19,522
Isn't it a bit late for a glass of wine?

741
00:48:19,606 --> 00:48:22,025
Come on.
This is not about wine.

742
00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:24,319
-Now's the time.
-For what?

743
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:27,572
For you to tell François
your plans have changed tonight.

744
00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,240
What are you talking about?

745
00:48:29,324 --> 00:48:32,535
You need to wake up
and embrace your sensuality.

746
00:48:32,619 --> 00:48:34,996
You're hot, you're a MILF.

747
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:36,706
Oh, please.

748
00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:38,958
Are you in an open relationship or not?

749
00:48:39,042 --> 00:48:42,211
I'll take care of this,
you go and take care of them.

750
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:10,365
OK, Dad needs a break.

751
00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:14,786
-Don't tell Lily we played.
-I won't.

752
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:17,914
-She'll never sleep again.
-That would be horrible.

753
00:49:18,581 --> 00:49:21,292
Sit normally,
I wanna talk about something.

754
00:49:26,339 --> 00:49:28,675
I wanna discuss your school polycule.

755
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:32,136
Did you get a scolding from Mrs. Sirois?

756
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:35,598
It wasn't a scolding,
but she wasn't too happy.

757
00:49:36,516 --> 00:49:38,768
Can you put an end to
all that silliness?

758
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:41,771
-Why?
-It's not school stuff.

759
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,566
Like who can do what, and with who.

760
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,694
Dad, that's all school is.

761
00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:49,570
Who can do what, and who can't.

762
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,197
Well, it's childish.

763
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,909
Why is it childish for us,
but totally fine for you?

764
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,704
I'm not arguing about this.

765
00:49:57,787 --> 00:50:00,373
Do what I say, not what I do.
That's it.

766
00:50:00,456 --> 00:50:03,918
-That's your fatherly advice?
-Yes. Got a problem with that?

767
00:50:06,254 --> 00:50:07,880
I'm going to bed.

768
00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:14,971
Jesus Christ.

769
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:23,229
Yeah?

770
00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:33,740
So you'll be home late?

771
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:40,955
Would that be OK?

772
00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:48,045
Well, then... bye.

773
00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:20,119
Thanks, Dad.
You're a lifesaver.

774
00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:23,790
You're the best.

775
00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:43,559
-Hi!
-Hi!

776
00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:44,852
Can I get a lager?

777
00:51:44,936 --> 00:51:46,354
-Sure!
-Thanks.

778
00:51:54,904 --> 00:51:56,364
-Here you go.
-Thanks.

779
00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:59,116
Do you know
where I can find the action?

780
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,284
Upstairs.

781
00:52:00,368 --> 00:52:01,702
OK. Thanks.

782
00:52:57,967 --> 00:52:59,510
Excuse me,

783
00:52:59,594 --> 00:53:03,139
is there like a straight area
and a gay area, or...?

784
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:05,766
I'd say this place is mostly straight.

785
00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:09,604
So where are the women?

786
00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:47,308
Sorry!

787
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,527
You OK?

788
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:43,781
Sorry, whenever I have an orgasm,

789
00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,574
I giggle.

790
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:48,953
I can't control it! Sorry.
-Don't be.

791
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:51,080
It's nice to see!

792
00:55:45,509 --> 00:55:49,764
François and I kinda have this rule
about hygiene and oral sex.

793
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:53,142
You think I might not be clean?

794
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:57,354
No! Not at all!
That's not it.

795
00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:59,440
Please don't think... No.

796
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:03,611
It's just... I'm the one who
came up with that rule, for François,

797
00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:07,239
and not for me, so...
It's so stupid.

798
00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:10,034
For a moment,
I kinda was outside my body...

799
00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:12,078
-It's fine.
-Don't mind me.

800
00:56:12,286 --> 00:56:14,330
I'm done, I'm done.

801
00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:26,801
-No, no! I'm so sorry!
-It's good.

802
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,677
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

803
00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:31,097
Let's just forget that!

804
00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:41,899
-Hey.
-Great poutine, eh?

805
00:56:41,982 --> 00:56:43,818
Yeah, surprisingly so.

806
00:57:54,430 --> 00:57:55,514
You're pissed?

807
00:57:55,598 --> 00:57:57,183
It's 3 am.

808
00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:00,686
I hear your disappointment,

809
00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:03,772
but I didn't leave the girls alone.

810
00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:04,857
My dad was here.

811
00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:06,901
I called you at 10 pm.

812
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:10,779
You called your dad that late
because you weren't the one having sex.

813
00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:13,073
Do you realize how selfish that is?

814
00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:18,746
The worst part is,

815
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:21,790
this has been
one of my best nights in a while,

816
00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:24,668
and I couldn't wait
to tell you all about it.

817
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:47,775
ACT 4

818
00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:03,123
You're so annoying!
And you suck!

819
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,084
-Mom!
-What?

820
00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:07,544
Louise is being mean!
She told me I suck!

821
00:59:07,628 --> 00:59:08,671
Great.

822
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:10,506
Well, it's true.

823
00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:12,633
Mind toning it down? We've got guests.

824
00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:17,388
You're in luck,
Suzanne is a pro with the recorder.

825
00:59:17,471 --> 00:59:18,973
Really?

826
00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:22,559
-That's how she seduced me.
-Really? With a recorder?

827
00:59:25,646 --> 00:59:27,022
You gotta play now.

828
01:00:11,859 --> 01:00:14,695
All you gotta do to improve
is practice.

829
01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:17,948
-I could teach you.
-I'm gonna practice now!

830
01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:20,284
Please stop!

831
01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:24,538
-You've got a lovely family.
-Totally.

832
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:28,834
I'd love to have kids,
and put their pictures on the fridge.

833
01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:32,629
It's not our best one
but we think it's funny.

834
01:00:32,713 --> 01:00:36,258
It's what I imagine having a family
would look like.

835
01:00:36,342 --> 01:00:38,844
Yeah, something like that.

836
01:00:39,762 --> 01:00:41,430
Why don't you have kids?

837
01:00:44,224 --> 01:00:46,685
I've had two long-term
relationships with men

838
01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:48,979
that lasted four and six years,

839
01:00:49,063 --> 01:00:53,984
and I guess polyamory
was fine for sex and intimacy,

840
01:00:54,068 --> 01:00:57,404
but when it came time
to discuss starting a family,

841
01:00:57,488 --> 01:01:00,657
they both got scared
and ended the relationship.

842
01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:05,412
So I never met the right person,

843
01:01:05,496 --> 01:01:06,955
until Max.

844
01:01:07,373 --> 01:01:10,876
-And we'll see.
-Yeah. I'm not opposed to it.

845
01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:15,464
I'm just getting older
and don't wanna miss the boat.

846
01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:20,010
I dunno,
I don't think it's like that anymore.

847
01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:21,804
There's much more room now

848
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,848
to create new models
that suit us better.

849
01:01:24,932 --> 01:01:29,686
We have to blow that whole model up,
you know...

850
01:01:29,770 --> 01:01:30,729
Yeah.

851
01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:32,689
-I couldn't agree more.
-Yeah.

852
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:37,486
-I guess I can still wait.
-Yeah. It's really interesting.

853
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:40,447
Like it's her project, you know.

854
01:01:40,531 --> 01:01:43,283
-Exactly!
-Yeah, why worry, you know?

855
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:46,620
You're right. I know women
who became moms at 44.

856
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,080
Totally.

857
01:03:07,868 --> 01:03:09,453
It's fine.

858
01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:12,247
All good.

859
01:03:13,874 --> 01:03:15,000
All good.

860
01:03:25,093 --> 01:03:26,345
What?

861
01:03:27,221 --> 01:03:28,805
What are you doing?

862
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,474
-Relaxing.
-Right.

863
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:32,476
You can go back, I'm fine.

864
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,729
Come on,
don't start with the attitude.

865
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,773
-I'm not.
-Well...

866
01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:41,818
When I felt excluded, I stepped back
and let you do your thing.

867
01:03:41,902 --> 01:03:44,071
I didn't slam the door.

868
01:03:44,446 --> 01:03:47,616
-I know I'm being a child.
-Yes, you are.

869
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,995
I don't just feel excluded sexually.

870
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,541
-You see these chicks a lot.
-"This couple."

871
01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:58,502
"This couple."
I dunno, it's weird.

872
01:03:58,585 --> 01:04:00,546
Plus, the girls don't understand.

873
01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:03,507
Dinner was a blast for the girls.

874
01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:06,093
Maybe, but they don't understand.

875
01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:10,722
I don't know, it's complicated.

876
01:04:10,806 --> 01:04:13,725
I thought you'd be more understanding.

877
01:04:15,394 --> 01:04:16,603
So did I.

878
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:38,875
Daddy?

879
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:40,252
Yes?

880
01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:45,048
Could you turn down the volume?
Lily and I wanna talk to you.

881
01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,385
What is it?

882
01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:52,764
Are you and Mom still together?

883
01:04:52,848 --> 01:04:54,641
Yes, we're still together.

884
01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:57,394
Are you going to stay open
for a long time?

885
01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:02,024
Hard to say, sweetie.

886
01:05:02,316 --> 01:05:06,236
It's not really the kind of thing
you plan out. I dunno.

887
01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:10,782
Because Lily and I don't really like
that you and Mom are open.

888
01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:12,993
Yeah, we don't like it.

889
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:14,661
You don't? Why?

890
01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:17,873
Because when you told us
you were doing that,

891
01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:20,000
you said you'd both be happier.

892
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:21,960
But you don't seem happier.

893
01:05:23,086 --> 01:05:27,132
Listen, you're kinda right.

894
01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:30,093
These days, Dad is...

895
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,221
maybe a little unhappier,

896
01:05:33,305 --> 01:05:34,389
but that...

897
01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:38,810
that has nothing to do with you girls
or with the open relationship.

898
01:05:38,894 --> 01:05:42,105
It's mostly about...

899
01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:44,858
I dunno.

900
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:50,072
It's like I have
this knot in my stomach...

901
01:05:51,323 --> 01:05:55,035
and it's making it a little harder
for me to be happy.

902
01:05:57,204 --> 01:06:00,290
But are you happy sometimes?

903
01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:02,376
Of course.

904
01:06:02,918 --> 01:06:05,545
Of course I'm happy sometimes.

905
01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:08,882
You wanna know
what makes me the happiest?

906
01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:09,966
Yeah.

907
01:06:12,260 --> 01:06:14,304
Sometimes, at night,

908
01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:19,351
before I go to bed,
I stop by your room to watch you sleep.

909
01:06:20,686 --> 01:06:25,023
Sometimes you're dreaming,
sometimes just sleeping peacefully.

910
01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:28,402
I don't know,

911
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:32,114
it fills me with joy and pride
to be your dad.

912
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:35,158
And feeling all that...

913
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:37,411
I dunno,

914
01:06:37,494 --> 01:06:40,831
all the love I have for you
fills my heart,

915
01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,499
and it makes me happy.

916
01:06:42,958 --> 01:06:43,959
Wait.

917
01:06:44,793 --> 01:06:46,795
You watch us sleep?

918
01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,046
Sure.

919
01:06:48,130 --> 01:06:50,424
-Don't watch us sleep!
-Why not?

920
01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,759
Well, it's weird.

921
01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:56,388
Weird? I'm your dad.
Mom does it too.

922
01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:59,099
-She watches us sleep too?!
-Ew!!!

923
01:07:00,851 --> 01:07:03,103
Well, you better stop that right now!

924
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:06,106
From now on, neither you nor Mom
can watch us sleep!

925
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:08,984
Great, now nothing'll make me happy.

926
01:07:18,285 --> 01:07:22,539
ACT 5

927
01:08:05,457 --> 01:08:07,584
Fucking shit!

928
01:14:46,441 --> 01:14:48,902
-This?
-Not really.

929
01:14:49,277 --> 01:14:51,029
These are cables, not chains.

930
01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:57,869
There.

931
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:01,497
What about this?

932
01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:05,752
I dunno, you decide.
This one's 3/8.

933
01:15:06,628 --> 01:15:07,795
Maybe that one?

934
01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:18,223
Why can't we just go to a sex shop?

935
01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:20,975
You can find the same stuff
at a hardware store

936
01:15:21,059 --> 01:15:22,727
for a fraction of the price.

937
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:25,730
So?

938
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:29,692
-Dunno. This feels weird.
-Who cares, the clerk's like 16.

939
01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,737
How do we cut it? With this thing?

940
01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:33,947
Dunno...

941
01:15:38,952 --> 01:15:40,078
Hey, bud!

942
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,540
-It's just chains.
-At least take them off!

943
01:15:56,552 --> 01:15:59,138
Yeah, well... it's hard to lock.

944
01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:05,478
-Now it's locked.
-Great.

945
01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:08,982
-Is it tight enough for you?
-It's perfect.

946
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:12,652
-I don't wanna hurt you.
-I have a safe word.

947
01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,279
Oh yeah? What?

948
01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:15,947
Machine gun.

949
01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,740
-Machine gun?
-Yep.

950
01:16:17,824 --> 01:16:19,075
All right.

951
01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:21,786
-All set up.
-Great.

952
01:16:26,457 --> 01:16:27,875
I'll take that.

953
01:16:32,964 --> 01:16:34,549
-Ow, fucking hell!
-Sorry!

954
01:16:34,632 --> 01:16:36,551
-Did I hurt you?
-Yes!

955
01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:37,760
So sorry!

956
01:16:37,844 --> 01:16:40,805
Well, that was the goal
but maybe try something else?

957
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:43,057
OK, so not this one.

958
01:16:46,311 --> 01:16:47,979
Ready?

959
01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:50,273
So I use this on your butt?

960
01:16:50,690 --> 01:16:53,359
-You need a user manual?
-I dunno!

961
01:16:53,443 --> 01:16:56,529
Don't look at me.
Eye contact makes me self-conscious.

962
01:17:02,618 --> 01:17:05,705
-Was that OK?
-The goal is to achieve a steady rhythm,

963
01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:07,874
and build to a crescendo.

964
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:10,752
Don't think about it, just go.

965
01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:18,217
Better.

966
01:17:23,890 --> 01:17:26,142
-Machine gun.
-No, that's my safe word.

967
01:17:26,225 --> 01:17:29,520
I know, but I can't do it.
So, "machine gun."

968
01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,068
I'm sorry,
but I don't enjoy inflicting pain.

969
01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:38,071
I know you like this, but I don't.

970
01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:41,824
Machine gun. I hate it. Sorry.
Let's try something else.

971
01:17:42,742 --> 01:17:43,993
Undo my chains.

972
01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:57,965
I can't shake the fucking feeling

973
01:17:58,049 --> 01:18:01,552
that everything I say
or want to do with you is wrong

974
01:18:01,636 --> 01:18:03,596
and I'm fucking fed up!

975
01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:05,556
I want us to try stuff together,

976
01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:08,142
but you want to hang out
with Suzanne and Max,

977
01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:10,228
and you don't give a fuck about me.

978
01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:15,525
Don't give a fuck?
I only agreed to this to make you happy!

979
01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:19,278
-Yeah, 'cause I'm so happy right now!
-Everything I do is for you!

980
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:22,490
I give so many fucks about you
that I forgot myself completely!

981
01:18:22,573 --> 01:18:25,493
I've been asking you
for a year to go see a shrink!

982
01:18:25,576 --> 01:18:28,704
-Again with the depression shit.
-You are depressed!

983
01:18:28,788 --> 01:18:32,125
-I'm fine!
-Just admit it! Why is it so taboo?

984
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:34,710
-Get over yourself! I'm fine!
-Just admit it!

985
01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:38,297
I've held things together for you,
and it's been hard,

986
01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:42,635
while you decided an open relationship
would be better than therapy.

987
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,220
But, surprise! It's not!

988
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,639
You're always down,
you're not fucking,

989
01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:48,850
and now I'm the bitch who doesn't care?

990
01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:51,436
Give me a fucking break!

991
01:18:53,187 --> 01:18:56,441
Fine, let's be honest,
opening us up was a shitty idea!

992
01:18:56,524 --> 01:18:59,193
A stupid fucking shitty idea!

993
01:18:59,277 --> 01:19:02,655
I just wanted to try something
to save us!

994
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:05,324
'Cause I do need you!
And the girls do too--

995
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:08,619
-Don't bring the girls into this!
-You're never here!

996
01:19:08,703 --> 01:19:12,206
-That's a fucking cheap shot!
-You're gone four nights a week!

997
01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:16,419
Oh my God, the girls had absolutely
nothing to do with you opening us up!

998
01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:17,795
Are you kidding me?!

999
01:19:17,879 --> 01:19:20,715
You just wanna stop
because you're not getting any!

1000
01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:23,134
As usual,
all you care about is your dick!

1001
01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:27,180
Sorry, but you knew
this was a possibility all along.

1002
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:30,224
-No! No, I didn't!
-Guess it's collateral damage.

1003
01:19:30,308 --> 01:19:34,228
I didn't know you'd fall in love!
Or I'd have written it on the board!

1004
01:19:34,353 --> 01:19:35,771
The number one rule is,

1005
01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:38,858
don't fucking fall in love
with anyone else!

1006
01:20:00,505 --> 01:20:02,006
And now you're silent.

1007
01:20:07,970 --> 01:20:09,055
Jesus Christ.

1008
01:20:36,415 --> 01:20:38,334
It's not like I'm sitting on my ass.

1009
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:41,504
I'm looking for solutions.
I'm putting in the work.

1010
01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:45,132
But she couldn't give less of a fuck.
It's crazy, man.

1011
01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:48,177
Yeah. I guess.

1012
01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:50,721
Relationships are complicated.

1013
01:20:53,015 --> 01:20:54,850
Then again...

1014
01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:57,228
Then again?

1015
01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,814
Never mind.

1016
01:20:59,897 --> 01:21:03,442
I doubt you want a lecture
from a kid with zero responsibilities.

1017
01:21:03,526 --> 01:21:05,611
I mean, you've got some.

1018
01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:09,073
Fuck all.
I've got zero responsibilities.

1019
01:21:09,156 --> 01:21:12,410
Of course you do,
you're not a house plant!

1020
01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:14,704
Bro, I'm 25.

1021
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,499
I do whatever I want, whenever I want.
And I do whoever I want.

1022
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:21,294
Plus I'm in a stress-free relationship.

1023
01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,337
Our parents pay for the condo,

1024
01:21:23,421 --> 01:21:26,549
and my job is to go on the internet
four hours a day.

1025
01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:29,302
So, no responsibilities whatsoever.

1026
01:21:30,011 --> 01:21:33,472
Do you know why you've
been crashing here for three days?

1027
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,350
Why have I been crashing here?

1028
01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:39,395
Because I needed a break
and you're my friend.

1029
01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:42,815
Aw, thanks.

1030
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:44,066
Thanks?

1031
01:21:44,609 --> 01:21:47,903
-Well, it's nice to hear.
-I've called you my friend before.

1032
01:21:47,987 --> 01:21:51,073
-You're my friend too.
-Thanks, it's nice to hear.

1033
01:21:51,157 --> 01:21:54,118
We've known each other
for four years, right?

1034
01:21:54,619 --> 01:21:56,787
I think you're here because

1035
01:21:56,871 --> 01:22:00,916
all your 40-year-old bros
have the same responsibilities you do,

1036
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:03,252
and you didn't want to
crash on the couch

1037
01:22:03,336 --> 01:22:05,963
of a friend with a nice house,
a wife and kids.

1038
01:22:06,047 --> 01:22:08,007
And yo, I get it, man.

1039
01:22:08,090 --> 01:22:11,052
I wouldn't trade places with you
for a fucking second.

1040
01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:14,513
You're old, you have a mortgage,
a lame job,

1041
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,641
probably no savings whatsoever,

1042
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:19,977
you've got two kids,
your relationship's on the rocks...

1043
01:22:20,061 --> 01:22:24,565
That's a lot of fucking responsibility.
I don't have any of that.

1044
01:22:24,649 --> 01:22:26,984
So I can't really lecture you.

1045
01:22:27,068 --> 01:22:28,361
Right? So I'll shut up.

1046
01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,780
Sometimes it's best
to just shut the fuck up.

1047
01:22:30,863 --> 01:22:34,784
You're fucking chatty for someone
who doesn't wanna lecture me.

1048
01:22:34,867 --> 01:22:37,662
-Hey!
-Hi.

1049
01:22:41,666 --> 01:22:45,127
-I don't have a gun.
-I'll lend you a shotgun.

1050
01:22:45,211 --> 01:22:48,339
Here.
I'm giving you ammo too.

1051
01:22:51,050 --> 01:22:53,094
Did you have a good night, hon?

1052
01:22:55,721 --> 01:22:58,474
I haven't been
plowed like that in ages.

1053
01:22:59,016 --> 01:23:00,935
Good for you, babe.

1054
01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:04,939
You know what? I'm gonna go.

1055
01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:09,985
-Not yet, the game's not over.
-Forget about it.

1056
01:23:10,069 --> 01:23:12,530
Fuck, I can't do this on my own!

1057
01:23:12,613 --> 01:23:13,739
Bye, François!

1058
01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:17,326
Fuck! Now they swarm me?

1059
01:23:17,410 --> 01:23:19,203
Motherfuckers.

1060
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:29,672
As long as the night comes

1061
01:23:29,755 --> 01:23:33,092
I'll go to the end of my days

1062
01:23:33,175 --> 01:23:36,721
As long as the night comes

1063
01:23:36,804 --> 01:23:39,890
As long as the day comes

1064
01:23:39,974 --> 01:23:43,144
As long as the night comes

1065
01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:46,647
I'll go to the end of love

1066
01:23:47,732 --> 01:23:51,193
-They're not here. They went to a party.
-When did they leave?

1067
01:23:51,819 --> 01:23:53,988
Like, two or three hours ago.

1068
01:23:54,071 --> 01:23:56,657
I've been texting her
but she's not responding.

1069
01:23:56,741 --> 01:24:00,411
It's stressing me the fuck out.
I need to talk to her.

1070
01:24:00,494 --> 01:24:03,956
Take your coat off, let's have
some wine and play Skip-Bo.

1071
01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:06,667
I don't want to play Skip-Bo.

1072
01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:09,295
I don't know how to handle this.

1073
01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:12,047
I don't get it.
Doesn't it bother you?

1074
01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:15,050
How can you be OK with
our girlfriends being in love?

1075
01:24:15,134 --> 01:24:18,053
You're just... Straight face.

1076
01:24:18,137 --> 01:24:20,514
Aren't you scared of losing Suzanne?

1077
01:24:20,890 --> 01:24:24,477
Suzanne loves me, I know that.
And I love her too.

1078
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:26,312
It's the same with you guys.

1079
01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,689
You clearly love Julie.
And she loves you.

1080
01:24:29,440 --> 01:24:33,444
But it's a process,
and this is just the beginning.

1081
01:24:33,527 --> 01:24:36,071
The doubts and fears you have are valid.

1082
01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:39,283
But so are Julie's feelings.

1083
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:48,876
I hear you,
and you're making a lot of sense.

1084
01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:51,587
But right now,

1085
01:24:52,338 --> 01:24:54,507
I need to talk to her.

1086
01:24:54,965 --> 01:24:57,009
Can you tell me where she is?

1087
01:24:57,092 --> 01:25:00,304
-It's a complicated kind of party.
-How so?

1088
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,183
Have you seen Eyes Wide Shut?

1089
01:25:11,232 --> 01:25:13,025
-Good evening.
-Good evening.

1090
01:25:13,901 --> 01:25:16,529
-This is where the party is?
-Indeed.

1091
01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:20,866
-And I give you the password?
-Please.

1092
01:25:23,828 --> 01:25:25,246
Thank you, sir.

1093
01:25:26,372 --> 01:25:29,250
Please keep your mask on
until the end of the night.

1094
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:41,554
Enjoy your evening.

1095
01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:35,125
Fuck!

1096
01:27:38,128 --> 01:27:41,298
Julie! I don't mean to
ruin your night, but we gotta go!

1097
01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:43,258
-Hi.
-I'm not Julie.

1098
01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:44,969
Who is this?

1099
01:27:45,052 --> 01:27:47,346
-I don't know.
-For fuck's sake. Julie?

1100
01:27:49,348 --> 01:27:51,183
What the fuck are you doing here?

1101
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:53,602
-Maxine told me...
-You went to Maxine's?

1102
01:27:53,686 --> 01:27:55,896
Who cares?
Lily's at the hospital.

1103
01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:58,482
She fell down the stairs.
My mom texted.

1104
01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:08,784
-Is she OK?
-What happened?

1105
01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:11,662
Everything's fine.
She fell down the stairs.

1106
01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:14,707
-The stairs?
-On her way to the bathroom.

1107
01:28:14,790 --> 01:28:16,083
But everything's fine.

1108
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:19,086
-Where is she now?
-She's got a slight concussion.

1109
01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:21,839
They want to do a CT
to be on the safe side.

1110
01:28:28,387 --> 01:28:30,097
Damn, your mask's ugly!

1111
01:28:33,183 --> 01:28:34,685
I looked a damned fool,

1112
01:28:34,768 --> 01:28:38,063
telling the doorman the password
wearing that on my face.

1113
01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:42,026
-I looked so stupid.
-Totally!

1114
01:28:42,109 --> 01:28:44,945
-What do you want?
-I don't give a shit, you pick.

1115
01:28:53,495 --> 01:28:54,663
Good luck!

1116
01:28:54,747 --> 01:28:56,040
Thanks.

1117
01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:59,835
They're lucky.

1118
01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:07,843
I miss us.

1119
01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:16,935
I do too.

1120
01:29:32,117 --> 01:29:36,705
I feel like I haven't seen
the François I fell in love with

1121
01:29:36,789 --> 01:29:38,582
for hundreds of years.

1122
01:29:43,128 --> 01:29:46,215
You used to be so full of life,
so happy.

1123
01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:50,010
You were so good to me,
and great with the girls.

1124
01:29:50,094 --> 01:29:53,639
I know.
I don't know what's happening to me.

1125
01:29:54,181 --> 01:29:56,642
I thought I had this
big fucking revelation,

1126
01:29:56,725 --> 01:29:59,186
but it was just bullshit
and I feel worse.

1127
01:30:03,982 --> 01:30:05,818
I think I need help.

1128
01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,778
Please do go get help.

1129
01:30:07,861 --> 01:30:10,697
I've been telling you that for years.

1130
01:30:10,781 --> 01:30:11,782
I know.

1131
01:30:11,865 --> 01:30:14,827
You've told me again and again,
but I never listen,

1132
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:16,703
even though you're always right.

1133
01:30:16,787 --> 01:30:18,122
I'm not always right.

1134
01:30:18,205 --> 01:30:19,540
But yeah,

1135
01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:21,750
you never listen.

1136
01:30:26,213 --> 01:30:29,716
I'll pay more attention to that.
And to you.

1137
01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:32,761
You know,

1138
01:30:35,514 --> 01:30:38,767
I'm really happy you've decided
to work on yourself.

1139
01:30:38,851 --> 01:30:41,436
Really.
It makes me so happy to hear.

1140
01:30:42,271 --> 01:30:45,732
But I'm in a good place right now

1141
01:30:45,816 --> 01:30:48,527
and I've kinda found something.

1142
01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:54,199
And I don't wanna stop

1143
01:30:54,283 --> 01:30:57,452
just because you decided
to deal with your problems.

1144
01:30:57,536 --> 01:31:00,831
I just want us to find a way
to be happy together.

1145
01:31:01,165 --> 01:31:02,291
So do I.

1146
01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:07,004
Do you still love me?

1147
01:31:07,087 --> 01:31:10,007
Of course I do, big dummy.

1148
01:31:10,090 --> 01:31:13,468
-Really?
-Of course! I'll always love you!

1149
01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:23,270
I love you too.

1150
01:31:39,828 --> 01:31:43,540
ACT 6

1151
01:31:43,665 --> 01:31:46,376
Mom! Dad!
Open the door!

1152
01:31:46,460 --> 01:31:49,004
You're taking forever!
Mom! Dad!

1153
01:31:49,087 --> 01:31:50,297
The door's locked!

1154
01:31:52,216 --> 01:31:53,467
Dad!

1155
01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:56,220
Why is the door locked?

1156
01:31:56,303 --> 01:31:58,305
-Girls!
-Calm down! Jesus!

1157
01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:02,100
We need some privacy.
Mom and Dad are getting changed!

1158
01:32:02,184 --> 01:32:06,021
-My God, they're annoying!
-I'll hold the clamp. Just press there.

1159
01:32:06,104 --> 01:32:07,481
-Here?
-Yeah, there.

1160
01:32:07,564 --> 01:32:11,276
-Hold still. I don't wanna...
-I am holding still. Do it.

1161
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,695
-OK, I'm doing it now.
-Do it.

1162
01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:16,907
You asshole!

1163
01:32:20,994 --> 01:32:24,915
-I really didn't wanna hurt you!
-It's supposed to hurt a bit.

1164
01:32:24,998 --> 01:32:27,084
If you get a boner, it'll...

1165
01:32:27,793 --> 01:32:31,129
I wasn't planning to.
We're just going to the park.

1166
01:32:31,213 --> 01:32:33,382
-This is absurd.
-Yeah, it's weird.

1167
01:32:33,465 --> 01:32:38,178
-We shouldn't laugh about this.
-No, we can! That's the idea.

1168
01:32:38,262 --> 01:32:41,056
-Really?
-Yeah, laughing is good.

1169
01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:42,808
As long as you're happy, hon.

1170
01:32:42,891 --> 01:32:45,143
My shrink suggested to try new things.

1171
01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:46,853
And we are trying new things.

1172
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:54,403
-Wanna tell her I'll be down in a sec?
-Sure thing.

1173
01:32:59,866 --> 01:33:02,411
-How's it going?
-Pretty good, you?

1174
01:33:02,494 --> 01:33:05,414
-How was your trip?
-Relaxing. How are you?

1175
01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:06,581
Great.

1176
01:33:06,665 --> 01:33:08,667
I'm happy to see you.
You look great.

1177
01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:11,169
-Suzanne!
-"Suzanne!"

1178
01:33:12,546 --> 01:33:14,548
-How are you?
-Good, you?

1179
01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:17,843
So sorry I missed your birthday party.

1180
01:33:18,927 --> 01:33:20,846
-Was it fun?
-Unbelievable!

1181
01:33:20,929 --> 01:33:22,264
-Yeah?
-Really!

1182
01:33:22,347 --> 01:33:24,641
-What did you get?
-A bunny!

1183
01:33:24,725 --> 01:33:26,101
-Wow!
-Yeah!

1184
01:33:26,184 --> 01:33:30,564
-What colour?
-Gray with white around the eyes.

1185
01:33:30,647 --> 01:33:32,357
Aw!

1186
01:33:32,441 --> 01:33:34,776
-Edmonton.
-Edmonton?

1187
01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:36,737
That's such a cute name!

1188
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:40,407
Are we gonna be late?

1189
01:33:40,490 --> 01:33:43,243
-Yeah, we should go.
-See you tomorrow morning!

1190
01:33:43,327 --> 01:33:44,661
Bye, Mom.

1191
01:33:46,747 --> 01:33:48,206
I love you, girls.

1192
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:49,291
I love you.

1193
01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:52,711
-I love you.
-Love you too.

1194
01:33:52,794 --> 01:33:54,796
I'll text you around 9pm?

1195
01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:57,257
9pm. I'll be there.

1196
01:34:03,722 --> 01:34:05,390
-Where are they going?
-Dunno.

1197
01:34:05,474 --> 01:34:07,559
-How come?
-It's not important.

1198
01:34:07,642 --> 01:34:09,436
Clear your plates
or I take the bunny back.

1199
01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:10,687
Fine.

1200
01:34:11,396 --> 01:34:13,065
Great attitude! Thank you.

1201
01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:28,997
No more mittens!

1202
01:34:34,586 --> 01:34:36,963
But it's nice out!

1203
01:34:39,716 --> 01:34:41,927
You can't even aim!

1204
01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:44,346
-I can't?
-Not at all.

1205
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:45,597
Check this out!

1206
01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:49,142
You missed!

1207
01:36:41,546 --> 01:36:44,174
It's 9pm. Hope you're all tied up.

1208
01:36:49,679 --> 01:36:52,599
Send me a pic once you're free.

1209
01:36:52,682 --> 01:36:55,685
Until then, don't move a muscle.

1210
01:38:48,298 --> 01:38:52,636
FOLLIES

1211
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:50,795
Excuse me, sir?

1212
01:40:51,296 --> 01:40:53,298
-Do you have any reggae?
-Reggae?

1213
01:40:53,757 --> 01:40:54,966
No, sorry.



