1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,334 Title: Fran The Man "Fran The Man" Story: CWPG001775S¡OM Lang: GBR 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:38,083 Six months ago, I started making a documentary, 5 00:00:38,167 --> 00:00:42,334 about the amateur football club St. Peter's Celtic in Dublin. 6 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,834 They had qualified for the FAI Cup for the first time 7 00:00:44,918 --> 00:00:46,709 in their history. 8 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:48,999 Unfortunately, they were drawn against Ireland's 9 00:00:49,042 --> 00:00:52,000 most famous team, Shamrock Rovers. 10 00:00:52,083 --> 00:00:53,918 Hot favourites for the trophy. 11 00:00:53,999 --> 00:00:56,751 It's all in from the start, lads, all right? All in, all in! 12 00:00:56,834 --> 00:01:00,000 St. Peter's Celtic's assistant manager, Fran Costello, 13 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:04,667 was outraged and made his feelings known during the live TV broadcast. 14 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:09,209 Number 31. 15 00:01:09,292 --> 00:01:11,999 Thirty-one is Shamrock Rovers, the holders against. 16 00:01:12,709 --> 00:01:13,999 Number 13. 17 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:15,334 Very unlucky for some. 18 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:18,209 Unlucky 13, it's St. Peter's Celtic. 19 00:01:18,292 --> 00:01:19,626 So it's gonna be a Dublin derby. 20 00:01:19,709 --> 00:01:22,792 Shamrock Rovers, the holders against St. Peter's Celtic. 21 00:01:22,876 --> 00:01:25,751 An amateur club, never been in the FAI Cup before. 22 00:01:25,834 --> 00:01:28,250 Cheat! I saw you. 23 00:01:28,334 --> 00:01:31,209 Fingering our ball, you snakey geebag. 24 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:32,999 Oh, my God! 25 00:01:35,999 --> 00:01:38,125 It's number 13, George? 26 00:01:38,209 --> 00:01:42,626 Unlucky for some, it's number 13, 13 27 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,876 Fran became an internet sensation 28 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,959 for all the wrong reasons. 29 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,000 So I set out to make a film about him. 30 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:53,334 You snakey, you snakey You snakey geebag 31 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:56,709 You snakey, you snakey You snakey geebag 32 00:01:56,792 --> 00:01:59,209 You snakey, you snakey, geebag 33 00:02:04,918 --> 00:02:07,083 What lens are you putting on the A camera, Roscoe? 34 00:02:07,167 --> 00:02:10,500 - Uh, 35mm prime, Katy. - Okay, this looks good. 35 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:14,209 How are we doing in here? 36 00:02:14,292 --> 00:02:15,999 It's 14 quid for a sambo. 37 00:02:16,042 --> 00:02:16,918 Jesus. 38 00:02:16,999 --> 00:02:18,500 We'll be making arrests here soon. 39 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:23,209 - You're paying for this, right? - Yeah, sure. 40 00:02:23,751 --> 00:02:25,792 We need to start rolling soon, people. 41 00:02:25,876 --> 00:02:26,834 How are we doing here? 42 00:02:26,918 --> 00:02:28,959 What's your ETA for hair and make-up? 43 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:30,876 Uh, five minutes. 44 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:31,792 Great. 45 00:02:31,876 --> 00:02:34,209 Uh, I'll have the club sambo and fizzy water. 46 00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:35,751 And chips. 47 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:36,999 Clancy? 48 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:39,292 - I'm fine. - They're paying. 49 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,876 I said I'm fine. 50 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:43,417 Can I have the detectives in position, please? 51 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,667 Yeah, Grant. 52 00:02:44,751 --> 00:02:48,542 Corruption is the scourge of professional sport. 53 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:50,709 Detective Sergeant Gerry Nolan. 54 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:54,876 If you can bet money on the result, 55 00:02:54,959 --> 00:02:56,709 there's a good chance the criminal underworld 56 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:58,209 are influencing said result. 57 00:02:59,542 --> 00:03:01,083 Detective Naomi Clancy. 58 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:05,000 The whole country saw what happened the night of the draw. 59 00:03:05,083 --> 00:03:08,292 But nobody could have seen what was gonna happen next. 60 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:09,500 Nobody. 61 00:03:09,999 --> 00:03:12,459 What happened next took my documentary 62 00:03:12,584 --> 00:03:15,584 on a much darker journey into a world 63 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:18,042 that I had never expected to visit. 64 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:20,459 Well done, Joey. 65 00:03:20,542 --> 00:03:21,626 Well done. Come on! 66 00:03:21,709 --> 00:03:24,292 This is the story of Fran Costello... 67 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,459 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. 68 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:26,792 ...assistant manager. 69 00:03:26,876 --> 00:03:28,959 All right. Come on, come on, give it to me. Come on, move it! 70 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,334 Lay it off, lay it off. 71 00:03:30,417 --> 00:03:31,459 He sliced it. 72 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,167 Fran, come on! Play! 73 00:03:33,250 --> 00:03:34,667 That one, the Butcher sliced it. 74 00:03:35,417 --> 00:03:36,375 Oh, I love it. 75 00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:38,417 This is the best part of me day, honestly. 76 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,209 Makes it all more wild-like, you know? 77 00:03:40,292 --> 00:03:42,042 Kick around like this. 78 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:44,834 That's Richie, solid goalkeeper. 79 00:03:44,918 --> 00:03:47,000 If I had to say he had any weaknesses, 80 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:51,375 it would be set pieces and all-you-can-eat buffets. 81 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:56,459 That's Dom Mackey, also known as the Butcher. 82 00:03:56,542 --> 00:03:57,751 Why is that? 83 00:03:57,834 --> 00:03:59,584 He works in the butcher shop in the village. 84 00:04:00,709 --> 00:04:01,626 Come on, will ya? 85 00:04:03,584 --> 00:04:04,626 That's Dale. 86 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:06,999 To score goals, you have to be selfish, 87 00:04:07,042 --> 00:04:10,250 and Dale's one of the most selfish fellas I've ever met in me life. 88 00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:12,792 - Bit greedy, Dale, bit greedy. - Oh, come on. 89 00:04:12,876 --> 00:04:14,542 But he knows where the goal is. 90 00:04:14,626 --> 00:04:15,584 You can't coach that. 91 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,375 Oh, what a goal! 92 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,167 And for God's sakes, pass the ball, would ya? 93 00:04:21,250 --> 00:04:22,709 - Pass it, men. - Pass the ball! 94 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:24,542 Come on. 95 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,459 Fran the man, huh? 96 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:29,542 - All right, gaffer. - Yeah. 97 00:04:29,626 --> 00:04:31,209 - All right. - Good lad. 98 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,417 Looks like we'll be starting with a fat back four against Rovers. 99 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,834 Do you not mean a flat back four? 100 00:04:38,918 --> 00:04:39,834 No, I don't. 101 00:04:39,918 --> 00:04:41,375 Look at the guts on them. 102 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:42,999 They're like planets. 103 00:04:43,042 --> 00:04:44,500 They need to be whipped into shape, Fran. 104 00:04:44,584 --> 00:04:45,876 Give it here. Give it here. 105 00:04:45,959 --> 00:04:48,292 I need you to ride these lads and ride them hard. 106 00:04:48,375 --> 00:04:50,751 Franner? Gaffer? 107 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,417 Ah, Whelo! 108 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,500 Open at the back! Open look at the back! 109 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:54,751 I thought you were retired. 110 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:57,542 Think I'm gonna miss the opportunity to score against Shamrock Rovers? 111 00:04:57,626 --> 00:04:58,999 Not a chance. 112 00:04:59,042 --> 00:05:00,834 What's the story with the camera crew? 113 00:05:00,918 --> 00:05:02,542 They're making a movie about me. 114 00:05:03,292 --> 00:05:04,626 What? 115 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:07,167 A reboot of the 40-Year-Old Virgin, is it? 116 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,626 - Declan Whelan, character. - Cross it over. 117 00:05:11,709 --> 00:05:14,459 The club's all-time top goal scorer. 118 00:05:14,542 --> 00:05:17,125 He only retired a couple of months ago. 119 00:05:17,209 --> 00:05:19,042 He could be the missing ingredient we need to beat Rovers. 120 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:21,334 I can't talk now. 121 00:05:21,417 --> 00:05:23,542 I've just been punched in the rocks. 122 00:05:23,626 --> 00:05:24,500 In the box. In the box. 123 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:28,417 We know what a manager does, Fran. 124 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:31,792 But what exactly does an assistant manager do? 125 00:05:31,876 --> 00:05:35,083 What don't they do is probably an easier question to answer. 126 00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,125 Look, you know, me house is right next to the club, 127 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:38,751 so I can get loads done. 128 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:42,751 We train twice a week. 129 00:05:42,834 --> 00:05:45,584 It's my responsibility to run the sessions. 130 00:05:45,667 --> 00:05:47,292 We work on set pieces. 131 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,209 These lads have the skills, 132 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:52,000 but they need me to point out how to do things. 133 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:53,876 The way I like to think of meself is, 134 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,876 I'm their legs' brains. 135 00:05:59,250 --> 00:06:01,125 Which one of you ticks doing that? 136 00:06:01,209 --> 00:06:02,626 Trying to film here. 137 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:05,834 I do me best to keep the club spick and span. 138 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:07,876 Easier said than done sometimes. 139 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:11,500 Good God in heaven. 140 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:12,999 Animals. 141 00:06:13,042 --> 00:06:15,792 Gonna need the sulphuric acid for this one. 142 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,459 This is great stuff. 143 00:06:17,542 --> 00:06:20,667 I had to get it up the north when we played a friendly in Dungannon. 144 00:06:20,751 --> 00:06:22,876 Need a special licence to have it here. 145 00:06:38,209 --> 00:06:39,542 That should do the trick. 146 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,667 Tickets for local team 147 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:59,918 St. Peter's Celtics' maiden voyage in the FAI Cup, 148 00:06:59,999 --> 00:07:01,792 go on sale this Friday morning. 149 00:07:01,876 --> 00:07:05,584 Safe to say, excitement is reaching fever pitch. 150 00:07:05,667 --> 00:07:07,209 For two pints, right? 151 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,209 Who's that, eyeballing Mick McCarthy? 152 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:11,459 I give up. 153 00:07:11,542 --> 00:07:12,626 Give up? 154 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:14,542 It's Toto Schillachi. 155 00:07:14,626 --> 00:07:16,751 Knocked us out of Italia '90, he did. 156 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:18,792 - All right. - But I'm not bitter. 157 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,500 Right. 158 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,083 You were asking where I met Fran. 159 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,959 World Cup 2002. 160 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,125 We were on the same tour package. 161 00:07:37,209 --> 00:07:39,876 Fran was flying solo. 162 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,626 A bit green around the gills. 163 00:07:42,876 --> 00:07:45,667 Bit of a dose, as we'd say back home. 164 00:07:45,751 --> 00:07:46,999 Anyway, we buddied up. 165 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:48,918 I, uh, I took him under my wing. 166 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:52,417 Memories. 167 00:07:54,792 --> 00:07:55,876 There's Fran there. 168 00:07:56,959 --> 00:07:57,792 Fran and meself. 169 00:07:57,876 --> 00:07:59,334 Oh, there she is. 170 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:01,417 Dympna Greene. 171 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,042 Was Dympna your partner? 172 00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,250 God, no. 173 00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:06,334 No, uh, Dympna runs Far & Away. 174 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:08,292 Uh, local travel agent. 175 00:08:08,959 --> 00:08:11,375 Sponsor of St. Peter's Celtic. 176 00:08:11,459 --> 00:08:16,083 Not a woman that I have had any sort of extramarital liaison with. 177 00:08:17,751 --> 00:08:19,709 I'm a very happily married man. 178 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:28,334 Sponsoring St. Peter's Celtic is a great bit of business for me. 179 00:08:28,417 --> 00:08:30,167 I throw the club a few grand a year, 180 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:35,167 and then when it comes to the players booking their family holidays, golf trips, 181 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:39,667 dirty weekends, they all come to Dympna. 182 00:08:44,876 --> 00:08:48,709 Does all this time you devote to football leave room for romance? 183 00:08:48,792 --> 00:08:51,042 Why? You interested? 184 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:52,834 No, I'm afraid not. 185 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:55,751 We can take a hint. 186 00:08:56,918 --> 00:08:59,375 When was the last time you were in a relationship? 187 00:09:00,876 --> 00:09:03,042 It's been a while, to be truthful. 188 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:06,042 I preferred things the way they were before all these 189 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:08,209 dating apps and websites. 190 00:09:08,292 --> 00:09:11,626 If you liked the look of someone in the pub, you done the courageous thing, 191 00:09:11,709 --> 00:09:13,834 and you lashed back six or seven pints, 192 00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:15,542 then went over to chat them up, 193 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:18,167 Make the connection. Them days are gone. 194 00:09:18,250 --> 00:09:21,250 And-- and sometimes I feel like I've missed the boat, 195 00:09:21,334 --> 00:09:24,292 and I'm-- I'm just sitting down at the pier, 196 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:28,751 hoping one day that boat will come back. 197 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,542 Anyway, football, that's what's important for now. 198 00:09:34,626 --> 00:09:36,959 You bring your camera here to the match tomorrow, 199 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,918 you'll see how good my lads really are. 200 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,542 Mother of divine mercy! 201 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,834 What was that, Fran? 202 00:09:48,918 --> 00:09:50,751 What's going on? 203 00:09:50,834 --> 00:09:53,709 If we got spanked by Liffeybank, 204 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:55,918 what's gonna happen against Shamrock Rovers? 205 00:09:55,999 --> 00:09:57,999 It's the players, gaffer, they're not up to it. 206 00:09:59,292 --> 00:10:00,167 Except Whelo. 207 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:02,000 He was good today, to be fair. 208 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,500 Maybe we need more like him. 209 00:10:04,459 --> 00:10:08,375 You might have accidentally, blindly, stumbled upon a good idea. 210 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,292 - What do you mean, gaffer? - Fresh blood. 211 00:10:11,375 --> 00:10:13,500 We need recruits, right? 212 00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:15,000 Shake things up a bit. 213 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,292 - Come on, Fran. - Yeah. 214 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,000 We've only three weeks before the cup match. 215 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,292 Yeah. Yeah. 216 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,918 - You can do it, eh? Right? - Yeah. 217 00:10:20,999 --> 00:10:21,834 - Yeah? - Yeah. 218 00:10:21,918 --> 00:10:22,751 - Yeah? - Yeah. 219 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,375 - Good man. Okay. - Okay. Yeah. 220 00:10:29,584 --> 00:10:31,667 Match-fixing is a sophisticated crime. 221 00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:35,626 There's a local element, but a huge international component, too. 222 00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:37,792 We know the European puppet masters are working 223 00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:40,876 out of England, France, and Italy. 224 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:42,500 The Mafia. 225 00:10:42,584 --> 00:10:44,626 La Cosa Nostra. 226 00:10:44,709 --> 00:10:46,167 They're all over this. 227 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,459 We gather intel. 228 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:49,918 But putting criminals behind bars? 229 00:10:49,999 --> 00:10:51,042 Very difficult. 230 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,918 Put it this way, if we were football managers, 231 00:10:52,999 --> 00:10:55,125 we'd have been given the boot long ago. 232 00:10:56,417 --> 00:11:00,250 Can you bring us back to the first time you met Fran Costello? 233 00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:02,250 Yes... 234 00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:05,959 We were responding to several calls about a suspected pervert. 235 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,500 Pervert. 236 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:09,500 Oh, yeah. 237 00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:10,584 Beautiful. 238 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:11,626 Gorgeous. 239 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:12,959 Bang! 240 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,999 Eighty-eight, 89, 90. Stunning. 241 00:11:18,042 --> 00:11:22,083 Ninety-five, 96. Uh-oh, get in. 242 00:11:25,042 --> 00:11:26,751 Beautiful footballers. 243 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:30,918 And I tell you, to beat Shamrock Rovers, we're gonna need all the talent we can get. 244 00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:38,125 Detective Sergeant Nolan. 245 00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:39,918 Detective Clancy. 246 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,709 Binoculars. 247 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:44,417 Schoolchildren. Do you see anything wrong with this? 248 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,834 No. Like... 249 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,292 Get out of the car. 250 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,626 Licence, please. 251 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,792 What's the camera for? 252 00:11:56,876 --> 00:11:59,292 They're making a documentary about me life. 253 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:00,375 Football like. 254 00:12:00,459 --> 00:12:01,459 Oh, good man. 255 00:12:01,542 --> 00:12:02,626 Up the Dubs, huh? 256 00:12:02,709 --> 00:12:04,083 No, real football. 257 00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:05,876 - Soccer. - Jesus. 258 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,500 Excuse me. Here. 259 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,542 So, you bought this car only recently? 260 00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:13,125 Is that a crime now, too? 261 00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:14,709 How much did it set you back? 262 00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,918 Six grand. Cash. 263 00:12:16,999 --> 00:12:19,000 For this? You were rinsed. 264 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,834 Well, go and arrest them then. 265 00:12:20,918 --> 00:12:22,292 Nestor's Garage on the next road. 266 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,834 - We have a problem here, do we? - No. 267 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:25,834 Good. 268 00:12:27,292 --> 00:12:29,709 I don't wanna see you around here again, okay? 269 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,542 - Okay? - Okay. 270 00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:37,918 Documentary, me hole. 271 00:12:37,999 --> 00:12:39,459 State of them. 272 00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:41,167 Hassling me. 273 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,375 Too scared to go after real criminals. 274 00:12:48,626 --> 00:12:49,709 Here. Hey, you lot. 275 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:51,000 You lot, come here. Come here, come here. 276 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,459 We was watching youse earlier. 277 00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,125 And I really like what I seen. 278 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:55,459 The three of youse. 279 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,542 Beautiful. 280 00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:58,584 Now, look. 281 00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,751 Your ma's probably told you never to talk to strangers, right? 282 00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:02,042 You're off the telly. 283 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,125 I'm what? 284 00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:04,584 Oh, yeah. 285 00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:06,542 - That's "snakey geebag." - Yeah. 286 00:13:06,626 --> 00:13:07,834 - Ah, yes. - Boys, here. 287 00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:09,334 - Get in for a selfie. - Selfie? 288 00:13:09,417 --> 00:13:11,751 Okay. Well, yeah, but stay humble. 289 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,209 Snakey geebag. 290 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:15,792 Goat! Goat! 291 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:17,000 - Yes. - All right. All right. 292 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:18,125 No, but come here. Come here. Come here. 293 00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:19,667 No, no, no. Look, come here. 294 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:23,125 I'm the assistant manager for St. Peter's Celtic, right? 295 00:13:23,209 --> 00:13:24,834 We're about to go on a major cup run. 296 00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:25,918 If we win that cup, 297 00:13:25,999 --> 00:13:28,042 into the Europa Conference League. 298 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:30,083 I'm talking playing against the big guns. 299 00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:31,375 You're a good goalkeeper. 300 00:13:31,459 --> 00:13:33,417 - How tall are you? - Uh, 6'4". 301 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,000 - 6'4"? - Stop waffling, 6'4"? 302 00:13:35,083 --> 00:13:36,500 Bobby, you absolute virgin. 303 00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,792 No, no, no, lads. Focus. Focus. Focus. 304 00:13:38,876 --> 00:13:40,459 Who wants to join St. Peter's? 305 00:13:40,542 --> 00:13:42,000 - Yeah. I would, yeah. - Yeah. 306 00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:44,459 - Good man. What's your name? - Uh, Lorcan. 307 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:45,709 Right, okay. 308 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,751 - Yeah, sure. I'm Sam. - Yeah? 309 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,834 Sam? All right, okay. 310 00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:52,542 - What about you? - I'm Bobby. I'm not allowed to join a team. 311 00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:54,000 Not until after the Leaving Cert. 312 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,167 - Says who? - Me ma. 313 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,834 Yeah, well, you just leave your ma to me. 314 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,417 Leave your ma to Fran, Bobby. 315 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,959 No, no, no. No, no, lads, lads. 316 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,751 Shut up. Shut up, you virgins. 317 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,125 Yeah, yeah. 318 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,375 What's going on? What's all this? 319 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:21,792 Am I on the telly? 320 00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:25,542 Eh, Fran Costello, assistant manager, St. Peter's Celtic. 321 00:14:25,626 --> 00:14:28,167 Jackie. Eh, Jackie Charlton. 322 00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:31,834 So that makes him Bobby Charlton. 323 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,584 Oh, that's mad. 324 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:41,584 - Have I won something? - Eh, no. 325 00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:45,000 Well, eh, these are for you. They're flowers. 326 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:50,167 I can't remember the last time a man bought me flowers. 327 00:14:51,209 --> 00:14:52,375 Come on in. 328 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,792 This is so hard. It makes no sense. 329 00:15:01,876 --> 00:15:03,542 Give us a look. 330 00:15:03,626 --> 00:15:05,042 It's honours maths. 331 00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,459 What of it? Come on, hand that over. 332 00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:15,626 "A port P is directly east of a port H. 333 00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:20,209 A ship first sails 80 kilometres in the direction shown in the diagram." 334 00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:23,000 Bobby, are you ever gonna be the captain of a ship? 335 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,083 - Probably not. - Then don't worry about this guff. 336 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:29,250 I only have bourbon creams. 337 00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:31,334 I wasn't expecting visitors. 338 00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:34,751 They are my absolute go-to biscuit. 339 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:35,834 Get out. 340 00:15:35,918 --> 00:15:37,209 Mine too. 341 00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:47,417 Jackie, why are you so opposed to your son joining St. Peter's? 342 00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:52,334 I have to work three jobs to make ends meet. 343 00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,459 And even at that, the ends rarely meet. 344 00:15:55,542 --> 00:15:57,792 Anyways, that's not the life I want for Bobby. 345 00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,918 He's to focus on his studies for the Leaving Cert, 346 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:02,083 not be distracted by something like football. 347 00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:05,000 I'm sorry, the time just isn't right. 348 00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:08,125 Sure, you're not the first person to come here looking to sign him. 349 00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,834 Am I not? 350 00:16:09,918 --> 00:16:11,125 Not at all. 351 00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,751 Salford City were gonna give him 400 quid a week. 352 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:21,250 When he's finished school, he can sign for whoever he wants. 353 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,209 Look, exposure in the FAI Cup will put Bobby in the shop window. 354 00:16:26,292 --> 00:16:28,834 There'll be scouts from much bigger clubs at the match. 355 00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,375 It'll up his fee. 356 00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:33,292 And I guarantee you it will not affect his education. 357 00:16:34,792 --> 00:16:36,792 Ma, sign me Irish homework. 358 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,167 What do you want, love? 359 00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,334 Do you want to join St. Peter's for the FAI Cup? 360 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:51,125 Yes. 361 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:56,083 Why don't we rip up these contracts and Bobby sign up for St. Peter's? 362 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,417 Please? 363 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,626 Let's do it! 364 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,209 That's me freaking Irish homework! 365 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,999 That's a gas fire. 366 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,834 Shame we never got to meet your da. 367 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:20,209 If you do get to meet him, tell him I'd love to meet him, too. 368 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:22,834 Oh, right. I see. 369 00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:26,083 But look, these are a great bunch of lads. 370 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:29,834 Now St. Peter's is one big happy family. 371 00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:40,000 All right, bit of hush, lads. 372 00:17:40,083 --> 00:17:41,250 - Bit of hush. - Okay. 373 00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:42,334 New blood. 374 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:47,292 This is Bobby, Sammy and Lorchan? 375 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,542 Lorcan. 376 00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:50,042 Lorcan. 377 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,876 Lorcan. Lorcy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 378 00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:54,751 Bobby, Sammy and Lorcy. Right? 379 00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,209 Make them feel welcome. 380 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,292 How are you? 381 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:00,292 How are you? 382 00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:11,000 Interpol had alerted us to some very unusual betting activity. 383 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,584 Shamrock Rovers to beat St. Peter's by five clear goals. 384 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,209 The odds were eight-to-one that Shamrock Rovers would win 385 00:18:17,292 --> 00:18:18,792 by five goals to nil. 386 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,959 There was a huge spike in bets on this match. 387 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,792 From all around the globe. 388 00:18:23,876 --> 00:18:25,459 Especially the Far East. 389 00:18:25,542 --> 00:18:26,876 Something was definitely afoot. 390 00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:28,500 And you landed on your feet, didn't you? 391 00:18:28,584 --> 00:18:31,042 You thought you were making a little film about some tulip 392 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:32,584 of an assistant football manager. 393 00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:38,876 St. Peter's Celtic is a community club. 394 00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,459 So it's important that we give back to our community. 395 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,626 It's nice for me to get out there and meet the public. 396 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,959 It's good for them to see me. 397 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,042 How are you? 398 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,250 Brightens up their day. 399 00:18:49,334 --> 00:18:51,834 You snakey geebag, ya! 400 00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:53,834 Freak you, skater boy! 401 00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,042 Does that happen much, Fran, since you went viral? 402 00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,459 All the time. 403 00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:02,209 But if we go on a decent run in this cup, 404 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:05,500 all that "snakey geebag" stuff, that'll all be forgotten about. 405 00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:13,584 Keep jogging. 406 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:16,125 One. 407 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,959 Two. 408 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:19,876 Calves. Butcher. 409 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,834 Calves. 410 00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:24,209 Four. Come on, Richie. 411 00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:25,292 Four. 412 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:27,584 I'm in a difficult situation. 413 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,626 I'm very fond of Fran. 414 00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,626 Would you say he's like a son to you? 415 00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:32,999 No. No. 416 00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,209 God, no. Not a son. 417 00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:38,709 No, more like a weird nephew comes to visit for the weekend 418 00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,167 and ends up staying six months. 419 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,000 No, the point is, signing these young fellas, 420 00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,584 big gamble by Fran. 421 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,584 And I just hope it pays off. 422 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,500 - Come on, lads. - Have a look! 423 00:19:49,584 --> 00:19:50,918 - Have a look! - All right. 424 00:19:50,999 --> 00:19:51,999 Don't, don't get shy. 425 00:19:52,042 --> 00:19:53,042 I'm here, I'm open. 426 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,250 - Finish! - He is. 427 00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:55,292 Have a look. 428 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,125 Show it! Come on, press. 429 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,626 Yes, Bobby. Love it. 430 00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:00,918 Love it, Bobby. 431 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,250 - Whelo, head up. - Me second shoe. 432 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,918 And away again, Sammy! 433 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,918 - Get. - Oh, good save, Lorcan. 434 00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:12,000 - Yeah! - Bobby dazzler. 435 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,209 You getting all this, gaffer? 436 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,792 Yeah, good stuff. 437 00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:17,167 Hey, Butcher. 438 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,792 - I thought you were a cut above the rest. - I'll try. 439 00:20:21,626 --> 00:20:23,334 - Push it! Will you push it? - Oh, I love it. 440 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,999 The stakes are too high! 441 00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:27,334 Yes, up, press. Up, press. 442 00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,334 Oh, yes, Bob. 443 00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,751 Super, boys, brilliant. 444 00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:32,959 There, there, there. 445 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:35,584 Oh, hard luck, Dale. Hard luck. Hard luck. 446 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:37,626 Whatever, good save, Lorcan. 447 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:39,792 I have to hand it to you, Fran. 448 00:20:39,876 --> 00:20:41,500 These new signings are good. 449 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:43,375 Thanks, gaff. 450 00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:47,125 Get up, you child. 451 00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:49,500 When's the last time you brushed your teeth, yeah? 452 00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:51,751 - Relax, Bobby. - Don't mind him. 453 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,042 Don't mind him. 454 00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:54,584 What? What? 455 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,042 Dale, I'll have a word with you, all right? 456 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,292 No, this is not right. The goofball's ruining everything. 457 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:00,375 No, hang on. 458 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,292 I will not have that kind of lip. 459 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:03,584 Not about Fran. 460 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,167 Thanks, gaffer. 461 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,250 - Fran, give us a minute, will you? - Yeah. 462 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,334 - Crybabies. - It's simple maths. 463 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:13,626 There's 11 places on the team. 464 00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,500 If three new players come in, three others miss out. 465 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:16,876 - I can count. - It's not right. 466 00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:17,999 We want guarantees. 467 00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:20,999 We're starting against Shamrock Rovers or we walk. 468 00:21:21,042 --> 00:21:22,584 - The lot of us. - Yeah. 469 00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:25,876 All right, lads. Leave it with me. 470 00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,584 Melting my head. 471 00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:33,334 - That was the right idea, Dale. - Gracias. 472 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,250 If the team had stopped playing for Fran, 473 00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:38,999 there would have been no way back. 474 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,500 I mean, you think you know someone. 475 00:21:42,584 --> 00:21:44,375 But did anyone really know Fran? 476 00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:48,417 I knew Fran very well. 477 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,125 And before you ask, no. 478 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,667 Not like that. No. Not in a million years. 479 00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:54,792 Good God Almighty, can you imagine? 480 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:57,584 No, Fran was just a very good customer. 481 00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,334 He went to all the Ireland away matches. 482 00:22:00,417 --> 00:22:02,834 Moldova, Belarus, Georgia. 483 00:22:02,918 --> 00:22:04,209 Didn't matter where. 484 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:05,500 Fran was there. 485 00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:09,626 It's 10 days before St. Peter's debut in the FAI Cup. 486 00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:13,834 We're hearing the match against Shamrock Rovers is a sellout. 487 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,292 Will you watch it, you tick? 488 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,667 Frank Costello. 489 00:22:23,751 --> 00:22:25,375 Fran. It's Fran. 490 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,792 Your autograph, please, buddy. 491 00:22:28,876 --> 00:22:30,792 Got 200 quid in this for the cup match. 492 00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:31,751 Yeah? 493 00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:34,209 Jeez, that's some vote of confidence. 494 00:22:34,292 --> 00:22:35,751 To lose. 495 00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:37,125 Five-nil. 496 00:22:37,209 --> 00:22:38,584 Got on to eight-to-one, 497 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:40,834 I would love some money. 498 00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:43,959 Don't let me down. 499 00:22:48,918 --> 00:22:50,834 Right, lads. Bit of hush, please. 500 00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:52,167 Bit of hush, please, lads. 501 00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:56,751 Dale. Meet this Saturday, lads, 1:00 p.m. This Saturday. 502 00:22:59,751 --> 00:23:01,209 Hey, lads. 503 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,459 Hey. Hey, I can wait all night, lads. 504 00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:06,167 I have absolutely nowhere to be. Nowhere. 505 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,626 All right, then. 506 00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:09,667 Settle! 507 00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:11,792 - Sit down, you. - Here you go. 508 00:23:11,876 --> 00:23:12,999 Take a pew. 509 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,999 Fran, all yours. 510 00:23:15,751 --> 00:23:16,751 Thanks, gaffer. 511 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,834 Right, lads, meet 1:00 p.m. sharp this Saturday 512 00:23:20,918 --> 00:23:22,584 for the match against Glasthule. 513 00:23:23,042 --> 00:23:24,459 And I'd just like to add, 514 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,626 you have two weeks to earn your spot in the starting 11 against Shamrock Rovers 515 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:31,083 for the cup match. 516 00:23:31,167 --> 00:23:33,792 Nobody is guaranteed a place. 517 00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:39,459 You need to impress me and you need to impress Fran. 518 00:23:39,542 --> 00:23:42,500 And if you're not happy about that, here's the door. 519 00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,500 Fran Costello. 520 00:24:00,667 --> 00:24:01,792 Remember us? 521 00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,042 We'd like to have a word with you. 522 00:24:05,042 --> 00:24:06,626 Down at the station. 523 00:24:08,417 --> 00:24:10,584 - Really? - Yeah, really. 524 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:19,459 I've spoken to the chief. You can keep filming. 525 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,584 Just don't get in our way, okay? 526 00:24:22,209 --> 00:24:23,834 That's getting in our way. 527 00:24:23,918 --> 00:24:24,834 Sorry. 528 00:24:25,876 --> 00:24:27,125 Idiot. 529 00:24:35,167 --> 00:24:36,959 Sorry for keeping you. 530 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,999 Look, if this is about what happened in SuperValu last Tuesday, 531 00:24:40,042 --> 00:24:42,375 that was well inside the bagging area. 532 00:24:43,209 --> 00:24:47,918 We brought you in here today, because we've had a tip-off from Interpol. 533 00:24:47,999 --> 00:24:49,542 Do you know who they are? 534 00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:50,834 Yeah, of course I do. 535 00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:54,083 - They're a team from Cyprus, aren't they? - No. 536 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:56,000 Interpol is an umbrella organisation 537 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:58,626 that facilitates worldwide police cooperation, 538 00:24:58,709 --> 00:25:00,876 crime control and prevention. 539 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,876 Oh, that Interpol. 540 00:25:03,959 --> 00:25:06,000 There's been some very unusual online betting 541 00:25:06,083 --> 00:25:09,292 around St. Peter's FAI Cup match with Shamrock Rovers. 542 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:13,042 Millions of euro, yen and dollars, 543 00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,959 all on a Mickey Mouse game in Ireland. 544 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:15,918 "Mickey Mouse"? 545 00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:19,626 Why are people in the Far East, Europe and America 546 00:25:19,709 --> 00:25:23,375 betting on St. Peter's to lose to Shamrock Rovers by five goals? 547 00:25:24,042 --> 00:25:26,209 Because they obviously know nothing about football. 548 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,667 There's no way we're gonna lose. 549 00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:31,459 Have youse not seen the young fellas I just signed? 550 00:25:32,209 --> 00:25:34,999 Bottom line is there are rotten apples in your team, Fran. 551 00:25:35,626 --> 00:25:37,542 They're taking a bribe and they're gonna throw the game. 552 00:25:37,626 --> 00:25:38,667 By five-nil. 553 00:25:41,292 --> 00:25:44,375 Question is, who are they? 554 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,584 Fran, you're in a unique position. 555 00:25:48,626 --> 00:25:51,125 Help us find who's behind this. 556 00:25:51,209 --> 00:25:54,250 We arrest the cheats, we find out who they're working for, 557 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,626 and we go all the way up the line to the head honchos. 558 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:00,000 If you agree to help us, Fran, 559 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,000 we'll nail the buzzards, 560 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,542 and you'll be known as "the man that saved football." 561 00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:14,500 I knew getting this fella on board would make or break the investigation. 562 00:26:14,584 --> 00:26:15,667 But we got him. 563 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,083 Getting Fran to play ball was a major breakthrough. 564 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:27,209 Major. 565 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:30,834 I'd worked on a few of these match-fixing cases over the years. 566 00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:32,999 Never once managed a conviction, though. 567 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,584 These criminals are slippery eels. 568 00:26:36,125 --> 00:26:37,709 But with someone on the inside 569 00:26:37,792 --> 00:26:41,667 and a documentary crew already in situ to film everything, 570 00:26:41,751 --> 00:26:43,959 we found ourselves in a very strong position. 571 00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:59,000 Whoever this rat is... 572 00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:01,751 I'll catch him. 573 00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:05,626 Heya, Franner. 574 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:06,626 How are you, mate? 575 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,167 All right, Butcher. 576 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,999 A few prime-cut steaks for you, pal. 577 00:27:12,792 --> 00:27:14,584 And a bit of pepper sauce. 578 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:17,959 And here. 579 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,584 You can't have steak without a good steak knife. 580 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,834 Top of the range. 581 00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:25,792 Diamond-sharpened. 582 00:27:25,876 --> 00:27:28,000 Worth 150 quid, they are. 583 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,042 Thanks, Butcher. 584 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,792 You're all right, Franner. 585 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:42,250 Uh, need a hand weighing your balls, Fran? 586 00:27:43,626 --> 00:27:44,751 No, it's all right, Richie. 587 00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:46,792 Did I tell you Lorna is expecting? 588 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:48,667 Congratulations. 589 00:27:49,999 --> 00:27:51,500 I was wondering. 590 00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:53,751 You don't have to give me an answer now. 591 00:27:53,834 --> 00:27:57,334 We'd be honoured if you agreed to be the little tyke's godfather. 592 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,417 - Me? - Sure. 593 00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:01,751 Think about it. 594 00:28:04,584 --> 00:28:05,792 See you around. 595 00:28:18,709 --> 00:28:20,042 I was hoping I might bump into you. 596 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:21,292 Oh, hey, Jackie. 597 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,042 Hi, I'm Dee. 598 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,584 Oh, sorry. This is me friend, Dee. 599 00:28:25,667 --> 00:28:27,876 We're doing the couch to 5K. 600 00:28:27,959 --> 00:28:29,667 I'm so out of shape. 601 00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,167 Oh, I like your shape. 602 00:28:32,709 --> 00:28:34,584 I mean, you're in a nice shape. 603 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:36,459 Thanks. 604 00:28:37,542 --> 00:28:38,792 Come here. 605 00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:40,834 I was thinking about Bobby and our agreement. 606 00:28:40,918 --> 00:28:42,792 Oh, don't say you've changed your mind now. 607 00:28:43,459 --> 00:28:44,709 I have, actually. 608 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:47,584 Ah, Jesus Christ. This is all I need now. 609 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:49,083 No, relax. 610 00:28:49,626 --> 00:28:51,667 He shouldn't just play in the cup. Do you know what? 611 00:28:51,751 --> 00:28:53,542 It makes sense if he played a league match first, 612 00:28:53,626 --> 00:28:55,250 so he's used to playing with the lads. 613 00:28:55,334 --> 00:28:56,751 Yeah, that'd be good. 614 00:28:56,834 --> 00:28:58,876 Because there's only so much we can do with training anyway. 615 00:28:58,959 --> 00:29:00,626 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. 616 00:29:00,709 --> 00:29:02,375 Are you single, Fran? 617 00:29:02,459 --> 00:29:04,417 Depends which one of youse is asking. 618 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:07,459 Anyway, he's dying to play today. 619 00:29:07,542 --> 00:29:11,459 Brilliant. We just need to sign the registration forms, ASAP. 620 00:29:11,542 --> 00:29:12,918 Right. 621 00:29:12,999 --> 00:29:15,125 Well, I'll be back on me couch in 20 minutes. 622 00:29:15,209 --> 00:29:16,334 Well, see you there. 623 00:29:16,959 --> 00:29:18,042 It's a date. 624 00:29:20,334 --> 00:29:21,417 Don't mind her. 625 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:29,584 And your phone number. Here. 626 00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:32,626 A lot of effort just to get Jackie's number? 627 00:29:33,667 --> 00:29:34,792 Shut up. 628 00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:35,999 Yeah, shut up. 629 00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,042 All done. 630 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:40,584 I'll upload that now. 631 00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,834 The last thing we need is the registration fee. 632 00:29:42,918 --> 00:29:44,250 It's 120 quid. 633 00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:51,834 Can it wait till Thursday? Payday. I'm maxed-out. 634 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,542 Maxed-out, too. So sorry about that. 635 00:29:57,042 --> 00:30:00,792 See, it won't let me complete the registration without paying it. 636 00:30:00,876 --> 00:30:02,250 It doesn't matter, Mom. 637 00:30:03,167 --> 00:30:05,209 I won't play today. It's fine. 638 00:30:06,167 --> 00:30:07,292 Here, let me pay it. 639 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,125 No, no. I couldn't. 640 00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:12,000 Yes. You can pay me back when Bobby signs for Liverpool. 641 00:30:12,918 --> 00:30:14,459 Eight, nine, ten. 642 00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:16,083 Now switch. 643 00:30:17,292 --> 00:30:19,500 All right, boys. Now open up your legs. Just... 644 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,000 Now come here. 645 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:23,918 Remember, goalkeepers, right, 646 00:30:23,999 --> 00:30:26,792 are much more afraid of you than you are of them. 647 00:30:26,876 --> 00:30:28,250 - Okay? - Yeah. 648 00:30:28,792 --> 00:30:31,334 Don't let these old fellas intimidate you, right? 649 00:30:31,417 --> 00:30:32,626 Have you heard of sledging? 650 00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:33,709 No. 651 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,500 Tease the opposition, right? 652 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:37,751 Distract them. Get into their heads. 653 00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:38,709 Yeah? 654 00:30:38,792 --> 00:30:39,709 - Whelo? - What? 655 00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:41,459 Show him how a bit of sledging is done. 656 00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:44,834 You're a crap footballer. 657 00:30:44,918 --> 00:30:47,292 No one respects you and you'll never make it as a manager. 658 00:30:50,667 --> 00:30:51,751 That. That type of thing. 659 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:01,375 Come on, lads, on your toes! 660 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,918 Good lad, Bobby. That's it. 661 00:31:03,999 --> 00:31:05,042 No problem to you, right? 662 00:31:06,167 --> 00:31:07,292 And you're in. 663 00:31:07,751 --> 00:31:09,459 - Well done. - Oh, yeah. 664 00:31:09,542 --> 00:31:11,125 Who's the butter blonde over there? 665 00:31:11,209 --> 00:31:12,125 Very enthusiastic. 666 00:31:12,209 --> 00:31:14,375 Whelo, do us a favour. 667 00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:15,876 Look after Bobby out there. 668 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,292 Take him under your wing. 669 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,667 No problem. 670 00:31:19,751 --> 00:31:21,250 Just remember this when it comes to picking the team 671 00:31:21,334 --> 00:31:23,042 against Shamrock Rovers. 672 00:31:23,125 --> 00:31:25,584 Who's starting, me or Dale? 673 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,999 I didn't come out of retirement to sit on the bench. 674 00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:33,417 Now slip him in, Whelo! Slip him in! 675 00:31:34,417 --> 00:31:35,667 Come on, Bobby! 676 00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:37,459 That's it. Come on, Bobby! 677 00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:38,500 Yes, Bobby. 678 00:31:38,584 --> 00:31:39,834 Go on, Bobby. 679 00:31:39,918 --> 00:31:41,792 Come on, Bobby, have a shot. 680 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,542 Yes! 681 00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:46,626 Yeah! 682 00:31:46,709 --> 00:31:48,626 - Go on, Bobby! - Come on. 683 00:31:50,918 --> 00:31:51,792 Come on, Whelo. 684 00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:52,834 Yes! 685 00:31:53,834 --> 00:31:54,918 Oh, Whelo! 686 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:57,334 Come on, Dale! 687 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,167 Yes! 688 00:32:01,999 --> 00:32:03,250 Well done, Sammy. 689 00:32:03,792 --> 00:32:04,792 Yes! 690 00:32:06,751 --> 00:32:08,626 Come on, Bobby! Yes, Bobby! 691 00:32:10,667 --> 00:32:11,500 Yes! 692 00:32:11,584 --> 00:32:12,417 Yes! 693 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:14,042 Good man. 694 00:32:14,459 --> 00:32:15,667 They'll not beat us. 695 00:32:18,999 --> 00:32:20,083 Good one, Bobby. 696 00:32:20,792 --> 00:32:22,334 - I'm proud of you. - Bring it in. 697 00:32:22,792 --> 00:32:24,667 Yes, lads. Yes. 698 00:32:28,167 --> 00:32:29,542 Well done, Bobby. 699 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,542 Shamrock Rovers are crapping themselves. 700 00:32:32,626 --> 00:32:33,918 Heck, you bust them out there, Bobby. 701 00:32:33,999 --> 00:32:35,334 - Well done. Well done. - Thanks, Fran. 702 00:32:35,417 --> 00:32:37,000 Great goal. Great goal, Whelo. Well done. 703 00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:38,999 No, no. I will. I will. I'll remember. I will. 704 00:32:39,584 --> 00:32:40,667 Thanks, man. 705 00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,334 Well done. Well done. You were brilliant. 706 00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:46,167 Bobby. You're a little gem. 707 00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:50,792 I know some people think I am some head-the-ball 708 00:32:50,876 --> 00:32:52,959 who doesn't know his tail from his elbow. 709 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,417 Well, they're wrong. 710 00:32:55,417 --> 00:32:58,375 I know exactly where me tail is, and me elbow. 711 00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:02,042 Whelo, smoking. 712 00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:05,417 And you didn't get it from me, right? 713 00:33:05,959 --> 00:33:07,542 But that's not even his missus. 714 00:33:11,167 --> 00:33:12,876 There he is now, look. 715 00:33:12,959 --> 00:33:13,999 That's Richie. 716 00:33:18,834 --> 00:33:19,959 Jesus. 717 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,667 Now you answer me this, right? 718 00:33:24,751 --> 00:33:27,542 How can a geography teacher afford to shop in there? 719 00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,834 And that's Dom Mackey. 720 00:33:29,918 --> 00:33:30,792 The Butcher. 721 00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:32,667 Look at the head on that. 722 00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:35,751 What's he doing working on a Sunday? 723 00:33:36,751 --> 00:33:40,083 Whelo, again. Chips. 724 00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:41,751 And that's not his missus either. 725 00:33:43,709 --> 00:33:44,959 That's Dale. 726 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,417 Look at him. Tanning salon. 727 00:33:51,959 --> 00:33:53,375 Half-Spanish, me rocks. 728 00:34:09,209 --> 00:34:10,500 What's in the bag? 729 00:34:11,667 --> 00:34:13,209 Jesus. 730 00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:14,876 Honk off this. 731 00:34:14,959 --> 00:34:19,209 You will be able to get all the players' DNA off of that training kit. 732 00:34:19,292 --> 00:34:21,125 But I'll need it back before Tuesday. 733 00:34:21,209 --> 00:34:22,626 And preferably washed. 734 00:34:28,959 --> 00:34:30,042 And this? 735 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:32,834 My dossier of intelligence so far. 736 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,709 Right. 737 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,959 Yeah, look, Fran, we just need you to act normal, okay? 738 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,626 We don't need stinky jocks or weird photos. 739 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,999 We've lined up someone we'd like you to have a chat with. 740 00:34:48,042 --> 00:34:50,709 They're from the Witness Protection Programme. 741 00:34:50,792 --> 00:34:53,792 We have arranged for you to meet an ex-football manager 742 00:34:53,876 --> 00:34:57,125 who has successfully exposed match-fixing in the past. 743 00:34:57,209 --> 00:34:58,500 We're relying on you, Fran. 744 00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:00,834 No pressure. 745 00:35:02,459 --> 00:35:06,292 I would love it if we could have a victory for football 746 00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:10,918 over the scum that wants to destroy our beautiful game. 747 00:35:13,292 --> 00:35:15,125 Eh, what do I call him? 748 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,542 How do you know it's a him? 749 00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:21,542 His code name is The Ghost. 750 00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:41,751 There's the main man. 751 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:48,334 Gerry, is this the bloke who's gonna save football? 752 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,417 That's him. 753 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:51,250 You're having a giraffe, ain't you? 754 00:35:53,083 --> 00:35:54,000 Right. 755 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:58,125 The chain is criminals, bagmen, scouts, and then players. 756 00:35:58,209 --> 00:36:00,292 The bagmen bring in the dosh. 757 00:36:00,375 --> 00:36:03,542 They pay the scouts, who then recruit and pay the players. 758 00:36:04,709 --> 00:36:06,042 Scouts like uh... 759 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,584 No, not Cub Scouts. 760 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,918 Where'd you get him, the fricking clown factory? 761 00:36:12,751 --> 00:36:17,125 Scouts are anyone who has unrestricted access to players. 762 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:21,709 Ex-pros, anyone on the management team, coaches, journalists, even referees. 763 00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:24,792 They identify and they recruit someone on your team. 764 00:36:24,876 --> 00:36:27,417 And then pay a player to score an own goal? 765 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:28,918 Nah, it's too obvious. 766 00:36:28,999 --> 00:36:31,959 You've got to watch out for the keeper who didn't make the save that he could have. 767 00:36:32,876 --> 00:36:36,417 Yeah, but from my experience, goalkeepers are mainly poxbottles. 768 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,959 Am I right? 769 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,999 Yeah, you know I'm right. 770 00:36:39,042 --> 00:36:42,125 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not just the keeper. 771 00:36:42,209 --> 00:36:45,125 It's the central defender who makes the accidental back pass 772 00:36:45,209 --> 00:36:46,417 to the opposition striker. 773 00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,959 And with playing at the back, it gets harder and harder to spot. 774 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,834 It's your own forward who keeps on missing the golden chances. 775 00:36:52,918 --> 00:36:55,125 Listen, follow the money. 776 00:36:55,209 --> 00:36:58,459 Anyone make any big-ticket purchases recently? 777 00:36:58,542 --> 00:37:00,999 See, I used to be like you. I used to be an assistant manager. 778 00:37:01,042 --> 00:37:02,000 I used to manage QPR. 779 00:37:02,083 --> 00:37:04,626 Played in front of 20,000 fans every week. 780 00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:07,500 We got to the semi-final of the Zenith Data Systems Cup 781 00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:08,417 in my first season, 782 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:10,167 but after that, it all went pear-shaped. 783 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:11,918 You don't want my life, son. 784 00:37:11,999 --> 00:37:14,125 - See, where I live-- - You can't divulge that. 785 00:37:15,375 --> 00:37:18,250 No, where I live, they don't even play association football. 786 00:37:18,334 --> 00:37:21,876 They don't even play rugby. They play Gaelic football. 787 00:37:21,959 --> 00:37:23,042 Hey, hey. 788 00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:25,250 Any more talk like that and I'll cuff you. 789 00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:28,709 Joking aside, Franny, these are serious criminals. 790 00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:30,834 Now, they get any whiff that you're after them, 791 00:37:30,918 --> 00:37:32,999 they don't muck about. They mean business. 792 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:34,792 You know what I'm saying? 793 00:37:34,876 --> 00:37:37,250 How long would it take for someone to realise you were missing 794 00:37:37,334 --> 00:37:38,876 if you suddenly disappeared? 795 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:43,125 Probably, two to three days. 796 00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:48,876 I'm-- I'm just-- it was just a rhetorical question. 797 00:37:50,459 --> 00:37:51,584 Flipping heck. 798 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:05,626 When did you notice that Fran wasn't his normal self? 799 00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:07,500 Fran? Normal? 800 00:38:08,959 --> 00:38:10,999 There was never anything normal about Fran. 801 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,792 No. 802 00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:17,292 Fran was always a bit hot-headed. 803 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:22,459 Between meself and yourself, prone to the wobblers. 804 00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:27,876 But during the last week, building up to the Shamrock Rovers match, 805 00:38:27,959 --> 00:38:30,417 there was a shift in his attitude. 806 00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,876 An intensity about him. 807 00:38:31,959 --> 00:38:33,083 Uh, it was actually frightening. 808 00:38:34,459 --> 00:38:39,667 It was Bill Shankly who once said, "Football isn't a matter of life or death. 809 00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:42,209 It's actually more important than that." 810 00:38:43,709 --> 00:38:45,626 Fran was cut from the same cloth. 811 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:50,209 Ten. Nine. Eight. 812 00:38:51,999 --> 00:38:53,918 Richie. Down and smell it. 813 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:56,209 Three. Two. One. 814 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,459 And back up again. 815 00:38:57,542 --> 00:38:58,626 Come on, Whelo. 816 00:38:58,709 --> 00:39:00,500 Three. Tighten the tail. 817 00:39:00,584 --> 00:39:02,584 - Fire them glutes up, Dale. - I am. 818 00:39:02,667 --> 00:39:03,792 - Fire them up. - I am. 819 00:39:03,876 --> 00:39:05,500 Fire them up, Dale! 820 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,000 Fran. Come here. 821 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:17,334 Quick pow-wow. 822 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:23,125 When was the last time St. Peter's qualified for the FAI Cup? 823 00:39:24,584 --> 00:39:26,000 Is this a trick question? 824 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,417 We never qualified for it. 825 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,459 Exactly. Hole-in-one. 826 00:39:29,542 --> 00:39:32,209 This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal. 827 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,542 Yes, we want to give a good account of ourselves. 828 00:39:35,626 --> 00:39:38,083 But it's equally important that we enjoy this. 829 00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:41,417 The players have trained hard, right? 830 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:44,626 And they're terrified they'll pick up an injury and miss the big match. 831 00:39:45,667 --> 00:39:48,584 - So, go easy on them. - Why? 832 00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:51,042 - Afraid we might win? - What? 833 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,918 Is that Kevin Doyle? 834 00:39:56,999 --> 00:39:58,500 He's doing a podcast. 835 00:39:58,584 --> 00:40:00,083 He's a journo now, isn't he? 836 00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:01,876 The ex-footballer. 837 00:40:01,959 --> 00:40:05,083 - Who gave him access to our players? - Access? 838 00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:06,792 What are you talking about? 839 00:40:09,876 --> 00:40:12,999 No, no, no! This whole day is a closed session. 840 00:40:13,042 --> 00:40:14,334 - Excuse me? - Yeah, yeah. 841 00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:16,292 You heard me, Doyle. Get off me pitch. 842 00:40:16,375 --> 00:40:19,000 - Jim said I could interview the lads. - Ah, Jim said, Jim said. 843 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,918 But Fran is saying no. Now clear it off. 844 00:40:20,999 --> 00:40:21,959 What is this? 845 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,167 Do you wanna go, Doyle? Do you? 846 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:25,626 - Do you wanna go? Do you wanna-- - You're a madman. 847 00:40:25,709 --> 00:40:27,083 I'm standing right here, Doyle. 848 00:40:27,167 --> 00:40:29,667 - You can clear it off, too, Goldilocks. - Come on. 849 00:40:29,751 --> 00:40:31,334 This is the best thing I've ever seen. 850 00:40:33,459 --> 00:40:35,334 What was all that about? 851 00:40:35,417 --> 00:40:37,042 Remember what the Ghost said? 852 00:40:37,125 --> 00:40:39,584 Ex-players and journalists work as scouts. 853 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:43,292 Kevin Doyle's an ex-player and a journalist. 854 00:40:43,375 --> 00:40:46,792 The journo "interviews the players," but actually passes the cash on. 855 00:40:46,876 --> 00:40:47,959 That's how it works. 856 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,375 - Is that what you think happened? - Definitely. 857 00:40:51,626 --> 00:40:52,959 Possibly. 858 00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,083 I don't know. 859 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,083 I've been racking me brain. 860 00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:02,083 The Ghost talked about a bag man. 861 00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:04,334 Well, what about a bag woman? 862 00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:08,292 Check this out. 863 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:11,000 It was all over the telly back in 2012. 864 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,375 Holidays in Ireland getting you down? 865 00:41:13,459 --> 00:41:16,709 What if I told you that for just 299 euros 866 00:41:16,792 --> 00:41:20,250 you could all be in sunny Spain for two weeks? 867 00:41:20,334 --> 00:41:21,417 Or... 868 00:41:22,167 --> 00:41:27,167 for just 599 euros you could be in the US of A. 869 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:30,709 Call Far & Away Travel Agency today. 870 00:41:30,792 --> 00:41:36,250 Our operators are standing by right now to save your summer. 871 00:41:37,999 --> 00:41:40,667 Three hundred quid for two weeks in Spain. 872 00:41:40,751 --> 00:41:42,083 God be with the days. 873 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,918 It's brilliant work, Fran. 874 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:47,834 We could be on to something with this Dympna Greene. 875 00:41:47,918 --> 00:41:49,292 Top drawer. 876 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:52,250 If there was a bag man or woman bringing cash in and out of the country, 877 00:41:52,334 --> 00:41:53,751 who better than a travel agent? 878 00:41:54,709 --> 00:41:56,209 Dympna Greene. 879 00:41:56,292 --> 00:41:57,667 Any priors? 880 00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:02,292 Uh, some court cases relating to her travel business. 881 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,209 Unhappy customers. 882 00:42:04,959 --> 00:42:06,626 Oh, hang on. 883 00:42:06,709 --> 00:42:11,751 She was arrested in 2018 in St. Petersburg at the World Cup 884 00:42:11,834 --> 00:42:13,709 on suspicion of touting tickets. 885 00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:14,918 Can we get to her? 886 00:42:15,959 --> 00:42:17,167 I can. 887 00:42:29,834 --> 00:42:30,876 Oh, hi, Fran. 888 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,751 What can I do for you? 889 00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:38,542 Eh, I was eh, I was thinking about booking a holiday. 890 00:42:38,626 --> 00:42:41,125 Just having a look for next year. 891 00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:42,876 Did you win the lotto in St. Peters? 892 00:42:42,959 --> 00:42:44,834 Had your two buddies in here yesterday. 893 00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:47,250 Dom Mackey and his partner in crime. 894 00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,292 - Good-looking lad. - Dale? 895 00:42:49,375 --> 00:42:50,584 Yeah, Dale. 896 00:42:50,667 --> 00:42:53,667 Oh, I sold them a fabulous two-week package to Puerto Banus. 897 00:42:53,751 --> 00:42:55,125 Hey, Dympna? 898 00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:58,876 Eh, you're gonna kill me, but it happened again. 899 00:42:58,959 --> 00:42:59,959 What did, love? 900 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,792 Oh, I made a mess of the booking. 901 00:43:01,876 --> 00:43:04,250 Sorry, will you just give me a moment, Fran? 902 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:07,709 What have you done now? 903 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:20,167 Don't panic. You learnt all this in your training. 904 00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:21,459 I put them on hold. 905 00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,209 Okay, now. 906 00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:50,626 Where were we? 907 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,918 Oh, what on earth is this? 908 00:43:55,876 --> 00:43:59,375 This can't be right. I have 10 nights in Dubai here next February, all-inclusive. 909 00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:01,125 Can't be this price. 910 00:44:02,999 --> 00:44:05,209 It's the Mosaic Hotel. Five stars. 911 00:44:05,751 --> 00:44:08,417 Oh, you are going to love this. 912 00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,459 This is where all the footballers stay, Fran. 913 00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:12,042 Take out your credit card, quick. 914 00:44:12,125 --> 00:44:15,459 Eh, thanks, but I'm not actually gonna book today. 915 00:44:15,542 --> 00:44:17,000 Three grand per person sharing. 916 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:19,000 Premium economy seats included. 917 00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:21,500 I actually can't let you leave here without booking this. 918 00:44:21,584 --> 00:44:23,667 Six grand is an absolute steal. 919 00:44:23,751 --> 00:44:24,876 I'll think about it. 920 00:44:24,959 --> 00:44:26,792 Have you got someone special you can bring? 921 00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,334 Eh. Maybe. 922 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,792 Actually, I have your details on file here. 923 00:44:31,876 --> 00:44:33,167 Now, it's non-refundable. 924 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,709 Look, thanks now, but I don't think me credit card has that-- 925 00:44:35,792 --> 00:44:38,375 Booked. That's after gone through there now, and all. 926 00:44:38,459 --> 00:44:40,959 Well done, Fran. It's fantastic. 927 00:44:41,959 --> 00:44:44,292 I'm just going to print out that paperwork for you. 928 00:44:45,834 --> 00:44:48,042 Would you say this is all going to plan? 929 00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:52,584 Well, here you go, Fran. 930 00:44:52,667 --> 00:44:53,959 That's all sorted. 931 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,042 I'd say you're delighted you popped in. With your hammer's head. 932 00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:09,834 Right, so. 933 00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:13,459 Mackey and Dale are after booking an expensive holiday, right? 934 00:45:13,542 --> 00:45:15,542 Now, how did they pay for that? 935 00:45:15,626 --> 00:45:17,918 Mackey and his missus are separated. 936 00:45:17,999 --> 00:45:19,459 Dale's as tight as a duck's tail. 937 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:24,292 But then I seen Richie and Whelo talking to that journo, Kevin Doyle. 938 00:45:25,250 --> 00:45:27,542 Ah, Jesus. It could be any of them. 939 00:45:27,626 --> 00:45:30,292 You've got a bit mayonnaise on your smig there. 940 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:32,876 It's great work. 941 00:45:32,959 --> 00:45:34,626 We should make Fran an honorary Garda. 942 00:45:34,709 --> 00:45:35,834 He's top notch. 943 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:39,083 Right, so, here's what needs to happen, okay? 944 00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:41,959 So, all the suspects must play against Shamrock Rovers. 945 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,626 If they've taken a bribe, then they're gonna make sure you lose. 946 00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:47,000 - But then we'd lose. - That's right. 947 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:48,542 By five goals to nil. 948 00:45:49,792 --> 00:45:51,667 That was the deal from day one. 949 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,876 You never said we'd have to lose. 950 00:45:56,125 --> 00:45:59,167 Small price to pay for cleaning up football. 951 00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:01,584 How else are we gonna catch the match-fixers, Fran? 952 00:46:02,334 --> 00:46:04,209 No, no, no, no, that's entrapment. 953 00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:06,167 Youse are asking me to be corrupt. 954 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:07,375 Calm down, calm down, all right? 955 00:46:08,459 --> 00:46:09,375 And if I refuse? 956 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,542 Why would you do that? 957 00:46:11,626 --> 00:46:13,375 Because I don't want us to lose. 958 00:46:13,459 --> 00:46:14,667 Come on now, Fran. 959 00:46:14,751 --> 00:46:16,292 Don't be getting cold feet on us. 960 00:46:16,999 --> 00:46:18,042 Come on. 961 00:46:18,999 --> 00:46:21,042 We need you to help us. 962 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:22,417 All right, mate? 963 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:24,500 Don't "mate" me. 964 00:46:24,584 --> 00:46:26,334 Youse aren't me mates. 965 00:46:26,417 --> 00:46:28,709 You're only being nice to me, because I'm helping youse. 966 00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,417 You're not gonna make me an honorary Garda. 967 00:46:32,500 --> 00:46:34,375 Probably even no such thing, is there? 968 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:37,918 No, there isn't. 969 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:41,209 You think I'm a fool. 970 00:46:41,292 --> 00:46:42,500 Well, I'll show you. 971 00:46:42,584 --> 00:46:44,542 Spoofers, pair of you. 972 00:46:52,459 --> 00:46:54,584 We were under a lot of pressure to make arrests. 973 00:46:54,667 --> 00:46:57,751 Especially now with Interpol breathing down our necks. 974 00:46:57,834 --> 00:47:01,459 At this point, I could see another case slipping through the bloody net. 975 00:47:04,709 --> 00:47:09,250 We had to consider the real possibility that Fran Costello might be involved. 976 00:47:39,083 --> 00:47:41,250 What did Kevin Doyle do? 977 00:47:41,334 --> 00:47:42,792 Where's Bobby, lads? 978 00:47:42,876 --> 00:47:44,375 Anyone seen Bobby? 979 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:46,292 Whelo? 980 00:47:48,417 --> 00:47:49,709 He's not here. 981 00:47:52,417 --> 00:47:53,959 Idiot. 982 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:57,959 Hey, Jackie. Bobby hasn't shown up for training. 983 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,292 Is he all right? 984 00:48:00,999 --> 00:48:01,999 I'm-- I'm sure he's fine. 985 00:48:02,042 --> 00:48:04,459 He probably got detention in school or something. 986 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,417 Can you do that? 987 00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:12,292 She can actually track his phone. 988 00:48:18,999 --> 00:48:19,999 He's where? 989 00:48:20,667 --> 00:48:21,876 Yeah, yeah. I know it, yeah. 990 00:48:21,959 --> 00:48:22,999 I'll get him. 991 00:48:24,167 --> 00:48:25,417 You gotta be creative. 992 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:29,209 - Bobby. - Oh, hey, Fran. 993 00:48:29,292 --> 00:48:31,584 Don't "Hey, Fran" me. Why aren't you training? 994 00:48:31,667 --> 00:48:33,542 Your ma's worried sick. 995 00:48:33,626 --> 00:48:34,876 - Are you drunk? - No. 996 00:48:34,959 --> 00:48:36,709 You-- you're the snakey geebag. 997 00:48:36,792 --> 00:48:39,334 You shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you. 998 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:41,417 Come on, you. Come on. 999 00:48:42,209 --> 00:48:43,334 What are you playing at? 1000 00:48:43,417 --> 00:48:45,167 You're supposed to be at training. 1001 00:48:45,250 --> 00:48:47,042 Hanging out with those two clowns. 1002 00:48:47,751 --> 00:48:50,000 Who do you think you are? George Best? 1003 00:48:50,083 --> 00:48:52,375 The cup match is this weekend, for Jesus' sake. 1004 00:48:52,459 --> 00:48:54,584 - So? - So? 1005 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:56,959 - Do you not care? - It's just a match. 1006 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,250 Just a match? 1007 00:48:59,792 --> 00:49:01,709 This could be your big break. 1008 00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:04,792 There's players out there who'd kill for the talent you have. 1009 00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:06,959 Just gonna risk it all to go ditch drinking? 1010 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,459 I'm sorry, okay? 1011 00:49:08,542 --> 00:49:10,250 Two large singles. Salt and vinegar? 1012 00:49:10,334 --> 00:49:11,334 Thanks. 1013 00:49:11,417 --> 00:49:14,083 - Soakage. Get it into you. - Gracias. 1014 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:19,918 - You going to tell my ma? - Nope. 1015 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,292 You are. 1016 00:49:24,834 --> 00:49:26,042 What's going on with you? 1017 00:49:26,125 --> 00:49:27,417 I've the Leaving coming up. 1018 00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:30,209 This match, I'm allowed to blow off a bit of steam, like. 1019 00:49:31,626 --> 00:49:34,125 Yeah. How is the studying going? 1020 00:49:34,209 --> 00:49:36,459 It's hard. I'm doing all honours. 1021 00:49:37,667 --> 00:49:38,542 Yeah, well. 1022 00:49:38,626 --> 00:49:41,042 We didn't do particularly well in my Leaving Cert. 1023 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:42,792 We turned out just fine. 1024 00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:46,584 Listen. 1025 00:49:48,999 --> 00:49:52,751 Three people in me life who broke me heart. 1026 00:49:52,834 --> 00:49:55,542 One, Toto Schillaci. 1027 00:49:55,626 --> 00:49:58,626 Two, Thierry Henry. 1028 00:49:58,709 --> 00:50:01,125 Three, Declan Rice. 1029 00:50:02,999 --> 00:50:04,626 Don't be the fourth, Bobby. 1030 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:25,209 What were you up to in Glendale Park? 1031 00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:27,584 - Were you drinking? - Leave it, Ma. 1032 00:50:30,834 --> 00:50:32,417 Thank you. 1033 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,667 I think he was just letting off a bit of steam. 1034 00:50:34,751 --> 00:50:36,167 Go easy on him. 1035 00:50:38,334 --> 00:50:40,667 I was probably just as bad when I was his age. 1036 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,083 Worse, actually. 1037 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:45,834 Yeah, sorry. 1038 00:50:48,999 --> 00:50:49,999 Gaffer. 1039 00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:54,083 Come in. 1040 00:50:55,751 --> 00:50:57,250 What's all this about? 1041 00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,792 This came today. 1042 00:50:59,876 --> 00:51:01,250 Registered post. 1043 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:04,334 From the FAI disciplinary committee. 1044 00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:11,042 They're charging me with bringing the game into disrepute. 1045 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,417 You wrecked the cup draw. 1046 00:51:14,167 --> 00:51:16,500 You accosted poor Kevin Doyle. 1047 00:51:16,584 --> 00:51:19,459 And you never completed your anger management programme. 1048 00:51:20,292 --> 00:51:27,000 How many times do I have to tell people the link wouldn't work? 1049 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:28,876 What was I supposed to do? 1050 00:51:28,959 --> 00:51:30,542 The app kept updating on me. 1051 00:51:30,626 --> 00:51:33,709 Fran, relax. I'll go with you to the hearing. 1052 00:51:33,792 --> 00:51:35,500 I'll represent you for free. 1053 00:51:36,542 --> 00:51:37,876 We'll get these thrown out. 1054 00:51:38,542 --> 00:51:40,751 You just focus your energies on the lads. 1055 00:51:41,459 --> 00:51:42,959 Make sure they're ready for Saturday. 1056 00:51:44,209 --> 00:51:45,167 Go on. 1057 00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:53,834 The week before the cup match, 1058 00:51:53,918 --> 00:51:55,999 Fran stopped cooperating altogether. 1059 00:51:56,459 --> 00:51:59,250 Stopped answering our phone calls. Our messages. 1060 00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:00,999 Usually, if we were meeting him in the diner, 1061 00:52:01,042 --> 00:52:02,667 he'd be there like a hot snot. 1062 00:52:03,459 --> 00:52:04,959 But we had to face facts. 1063 00:52:06,626 --> 00:52:08,292 Our asset had gone rogue. 1064 00:52:10,459 --> 00:52:12,334 All right, tune in, lads. Come on. 1065 00:52:12,417 --> 00:52:13,751 Here's what we're gonna do. 1066 00:52:13,834 --> 00:52:15,709 Right. So, we got a corner. 1067 00:52:16,209 --> 00:52:17,834 - Browner, you go and take it. - Yeah. 1068 00:52:17,918 --> 00:52:20,751 Okay? You touch it, and the ball is in play. 1069 00:52:20,834 --> 00:52:21,792 The Rovers don't know that. 1070 00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:24,667 You walk away as if you've changed your mind 1071 00:52:24,751 --> 00:52:26,250 and someone else is gonna take it. 1072 00:52:26,334 --> 00:52:28,042 That someone else is Sam. 1073 00:52:28,125 --> 00:52:30,292 You come over, and you go run with it. 1074 00:52:30,792 --> 00:52:33,709 Rovers will leave a gap in the six-yard box. 1075 00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:36,083 That's where you play the ball. 1076 00:52:36,999 --> 00:52:39,876 And Whelo, that's where you'll be to hammer it home. 1077 00:52:40,918 --> 00:52:42,792 I'm calling it the "six-yard screamer." 1078 00:52:42,876 --> 00:52:45,000 Let's run it. Let's run it. Come on. Let's run it. 1079 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,292 All right, let's me see it. 1080 00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:49,167 You take that side, yeah? 1081 00:52:49,250 --> 00:52:50,626 Yeah, go round, just leave it there from here. 1082 00:52:52,292 --> 00:52:53,417 Yes, yes, do that. 1083 00:52:55,042 --> 00:52:56,000 Unlucky, man. 1084 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:57,000 It wasn't bad. 1085 00:52:57,083 --> 00:52:58,542 Not what I'm looking for, though. 1086 00:52:58,626 --> 00:52:59,876 All right. Second one. 1087 00:53:04,167 --> 00:53:06,918 When they attack, we defend deep. 1088 00:53:07,292 --> 00:53:10,417 We park the bus, and we fight for every ball. 1089 00:53:10,959 --> 00:53:15,292 But when we attack, right, we stay as a diamond. 1090 00:53:15,375 --> 00:53:16,584 That's a triangle. 1091 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:18,584 Never mind what it is. 1092 00:53:19,459 --> 00:53:21,000 That's a diamond. Right? 1093 00:53:24,584 --> 00:53:25,709 That's more like it. 1094 00:53:27,834 --> 00:53:28,959 Yes, Whelo! 1095 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:34,167 Show us the new boots. 1096 00:53:35,542 --> 00:53:36,542 Nice. 1097 00:53:37,250 --> 00:53:38,375 They're not cheap. 1098 00:53:39,042 --> 00:53:40,459 Dipped into your communion money, did you? 1099 00:53:41,792 --> 00:53:42,918 Right, men. 1100 00:53:42,999 --> 00:53:44,042 Settle down. 1101 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:47,083 It's the moment we've all been waiting for. 1102 00:53:47,167 --> 00:53:49,667 Here's the team for the cup match tomorrow. 1103 00:53:51,876 --> 00:53:54,042 You've all worked very hard in training. 1104 00:53:54,751 --> 00:53:55,999 And we're very proud of you. 1105 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:59,918 If there was any way we could give you all a game, we would. 1106 00:54:00,292 --> 00:54:03,292 But FIFA regulations are FIFA regulations. 1107 00:54:03,876 --> 00:54:04,918 Thank you, Fran. 1108 00:54:08,125 --> 00:54:09,000 Okay. 1109 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:12,209 We're gonna play a 4-5-1. 1110 00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,209 In goal, Lorcan. 1111 00:54:15,292 --> 00:54:16,999 - What? - Shut up, Richie. 1112 00:54:17,918 --> 00:54:20,000 Right full, Deco. 1113 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:24,709 Wojtek on the left, centre-halves, Warren and Joey. 1114 00:54:25,042 --> 00:54:25,918 Yes. 1115 00:54:25,999 --> 00:54:28,417 In midfield, we have Tommo on the left. 1116 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,042 Sam, you're on the right. 1117 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,125 Yes. 1118 00:54:31,667 --> 00:54:32,999 Mackey holding. 1119 00:54:33,042 --> 00:54:34,083 You know what you have to do. 1120 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:36,959 And Bobby in the centre. 1121 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,209 Told you. 1122 00:54:38,292 --> 00:54:40,751 With Phil, Phil Brown. 1123 00:54:41,834 --> 00:54:42,792 Up front... 1124 00:54:46,918 --> 00:54:47,834 Whelo. 1125 00:54:49,792 --> 00:54:53,334 Subs, Richie, Dale, Steele, Jay, and Duke. 1126 00:54:54,751 --> 00:54:55,792 Is this a joke? 1127 00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,209 That's the team. 1128 00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:58,999 Best of luck tomorrow, lads. 1129 00:54:59,042 --> 00:55:00,417 Do yourselves proud. 1130 00:55:02,125 --> 00:55:05,083 You picked Butcher, but dropped Dale. 1131 00:55:05,709 --> 00:55:07,250 Purely football decisions. 1132 00:55:07,709 --> 00:55:09,876 Whelo's been our top scorer for years. 1133 00:55:09,959 --> 00:55:12,167 It's tough on Dale, but it is what it is. 1134 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:15,459 What about Richie? Isn't he a suspect, too? 1135 00:55:15,542 --> 00:55:16,918 Richie? 1136 00:55:16,999 --> 00:55:18,459 He's just crap. 1137 00:55:20,375 --> 00:55:22,626 Like I said, purely football decision. 1138 00:55:22,709 --> 00:55:26,125 But you know the detectives were very specific. 1139 00:55:26,209 --> 00:55:28,083 They need all the suspects to play. 1140 00:55:28,167 --> 00:55:30,876 I'm not afraid of the detectives. 1141 00:55:30,959 --> 00:55:33,792 Fran! Fran! Wrap it up there! 1142 00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:35,876 We don't want to be late for this hearing. 1143 00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,584 - Nothing to worry about. - No, no, no, I know. 1144 00:55:39,667 --> 00:55:40,584 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1145 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:41,500 Be grand. 1146 00:55:42,667 --> 00:55:43,876 I know these fellas. 1147 00:55:52,792 --> 00:55:55,876 You know what the hardest words to say in the English language are? 1148 00:55:57,417 --> 00:55:58,584 "Phenomenal." 1149 00:55:59,125 --> 00:56:02,500 "Phenomenal"? No. "I am sorry." 1150 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,542 That's all you have to say. 1151 00:56:04,626 --> 00:56:05,584 Yeah. 1152 00:56:05,667 --> 00:56:06,792 Keep the head, right? 1153 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:09,417 "I am sorry." 1154 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:11,999 Come in. 1155 00:56:20,999 --> 00:56:21,959 Coming through! 1156 00:56:22,584 --> 00:56:23,542 Coming through! 1157 00:56:25,792 --> 00:56:26,667 How you doing? 1158 00:56:27,083 --> 00:56:28,000 Help! 1159 00:56:28,417 --> 00:56:29,667 Is everything all right? 1160 00:56:29,959 --> 00:56:30,918 Not good. 1161 00:56:31,542 --> 00:56:32,834 Not good at all. 1162 00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:35,417 They threw the book at him. 1163 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,167 Eight-match stadium ban. 1164 00:56:37,584 --> 00:56:40,584 He's not-- he's not even allowed to attend any matches. 1165 00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:42,417 He'll be destroyed. 1166 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,626 Did I break me back? 1167 00:56:45,459 --> 00:56:46,292 Check it. 1168 00:56:51,125 --> 00:56:52,417 You feeling okay? 1169 00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:53,876 No. 1170 00:56:55,709 --> 00:56:56,999 I'll put on the kettle. 1171 00:57:04,876 --> 00:57:06,125 You don't understand. 1172 00:57:06,209 --> 00:57:08,542 I can't miss the match. I can't. 1173 00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,500 There'll be other matches. 1174 00:57:10,584 --> 00:57:12,042 I have to find the rat. 1175 00:57:12,417 --> 00:57:13,375 Rat? 1176 00:57:13,999 --> 00:57:15,125 What are you talking about? 1177 00:57:15,709 --> 00:57:16,667 Or rats. 1178 00:57:17,626 --> 00:57:18,542 We'll show you. 1179 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,334 Come on up to me bedroom. 1180 00:57:21,459 --> 00:57:22,375 Bedroom? 1181 00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,500 Jesus. 1182 00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:32,500 Match-fixing? 1183 00:57:32,584 --> 00:57:33,667 I know. 1184 00:57:33,751 --> 00:57:37,167 You think Dympna is involved? 1185 00:57:39,042 --> 00:57:40,667 Didn't you do the biz with her once? 1186 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,042 No. 1187 00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:51,334 You know, after you signed the young fellas, 1188 00:57:52,542 --> 00:57:53,959 Richie, 1189 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,375 Dale, 1190 00:57:56,459 --> 00:57:59,834 and Mackey were very insistent that they play the match. 1191 00:57:59,918 --> 00:58:00,876 - Remember? - Yeah, yeah. 1192 00:58:00,959 --> 00:58:02,542 - Threatened to walk otherwise. - Yeah. 1193 00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:06,167 And then I seen Richie and Whelo talking to that journo. 1194 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:07,167 Whelo? 1195 00:58:08,083 --> 00:58:09,209 Yeah. 1196 00:58:09,292 --> 00:58:12,417 Bit of a coincidence he suddenly came out of retirement, huh? 1197 00:58:12,500 --> 00:58:13,918 One last bank job. 1198 00:58:13,999 --> 00:58:16,792 The detectives were adamant that all the main suspects had to play. 1199 00:58:16,876 --> 00:58:18,334 I'm not starting Richie. 1200 00:58:18,417 --> 00:58:19,375 Are you joking me? 1201 00:58:19,918 --> 00:58:21,667 Why didn't you tell me any of this before? 1202 00:58:21,751 --> 00:58:23,209 The detective said I couldn't. 1203 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,876 What am I doing up there? 1204 00:58:26,959 --> 00:58:28,375 You're the suspect and all. 1205 00:58:29,959 --> 00:58:33,626 Given everything that's happened today, to me, the suspension, 1206 00:58:33,709 --> 00:58:36,417 I think the right thing for us to do as a football club 1207 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:38,876 is to stand up to all these injustices. 1208 00:58:39,250 --> 00:58:40,792 Let's refuse to play tomorrow. 1209 00:58:41,292 --> 00:58:42,792 We can't do that. 1210 00:58:42,876 --> 00:58:44,417 You can appeal me suspension. 1211 00:58:44,918 --> 00:58:46,876 You're a solicitor, you can talk to someone. 1212 00:58:47,417 --> 00:58:49,584 - Matches get postponed all the time. - Fran. 1213 00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:52,417 My whole entire life has been building up to this. 1214 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,876 I can't miss the match. 1215 00:58:53,959 --> 00:58:55,334 - Please do something. - Fran. 1216 00:58:55,417 --> 00:58:56,542 - No... - Fran. 1217 00:58:57,209 --> 00:59:00,167 So... what? You'll just go without me? 1218 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:02,500 After all I've done for this club? 1219 00:59:02,584 --> 00:59:04,918 That's the point. After all you've done. 1220 00:59:04,999 --> 00:59:06,250 This is all your doing. 1221 00:59:06,334 --> 00:59:07,375 Yeah? 1222 00:59:07,459 --> 00:59:08,667 Well, freak off then. 1223 00:59:08,751 --> 00:59:10,999 Get the freak out of me house. Go on. 1224 00:59:11,042 --> 00:59:12,459 So much for gratitude. 1225 00:59:13,709 --> 00:59:14,876 You as well! 1226 00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,375 Vampires! Users! 1227 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:20,292 Whole lot of you! Get out! 1228 00:59:20,792 --> 00:59:21,626 The show's over! 1229 00:59:21,709 --> 00:59:22,667 Jesus. 1230 00:59:23,375 --> 00:59:24,417 Disaster. 1231 00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:25,999 Cut the... 1232 00:59:30,959 --> 00:59:32,709 The big day is finally here. 1233 00:59:32,792 --> 00:59:34,292 This afternoon, the minnows, 1234 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:38,667 St. Peter's Celtic do battle with red-hot favourites, Shamrock Rovers. 1235 00:59:38,751 --> 00:59:43,250 Can the rank outsiders defy the odds and cause a major upset? 1236 00:59:49,042 --> 00:59:49,999 Good luck. 1237 00:59:51,876 --> 00:59:53,584 Oh, no kissing allowed. 1238 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:55,999 I was warned not to make a show of him. 1239 00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:58,500 Sure, making a show of them is the joy of being a parent. 1240 01:00:00,042 --> 01:00:01,292 I've a good feeling. 1241 01:00:01,375 --> 01:00:02,626 I think youse are gonna win today. 1242 01:00:03,999 --> 01:00:04,918 Where's Fran? 1243 01:00:05,459 --> 01:00:06,417 Fran? 1244 01:00:07,626 --> 01:00:08,626 Bit of an incident. 1245 01:00:09,584 --> 01:00:10,626 Jeez, what happened? 1246 01:00:10,959 --> 01:00:13,918 Oh, when the saints go marching in 1247 01:00:13,999 --> 01:00:16,876 I wanna be in that number 1248 01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:19,292 Oh, when the saints go marching in 1249 01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:20,209 Aye, aye! 1250 01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:22,584 Oh, when the saints go marching in 1251 01:00:22,667 --> 01:00:23,959 Go marching in 1252 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:30,667 He all right? 1253 01:00:30,751 --> 01:00:32,083 We haven't seen him all day. 1254 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:34,584 I'm just gonna leave these here. 1255 01:00:34,667 --> 01:00:36,292 Don't wanna be late for the match. 1256 01:00:39,417 --> 01:00:41,000 - Jackie? - Hiya, Fran. 1257 01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:44,417 I left you a few bits there. 1258 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:45,459 Thanks. 1259 01:00:46,083 --> 01:00:48,042 Jim told me what happened. So sorry. 1260 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:49,667 It's outrageous. 1261 01:00:50,209 --> 01:00:52,626 So look, now I know how Nelson Mandela felt. 1262 01:00:53,626 --> 01:00:56,542 Thanks for looking after Bobby over the last few weeks. 1263 01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,500 And you were right. 1264 01:00:58,584 --> 01:00:59,999 Studies weren't affected. 1265 01:01:00,417 --> 01:01:01,500 He's a top lad. 1266 01:01:01,584 --> 01:01:03,125 There'll be plenty of scouts at that game today. 1267 01:01:03,209 --> 01:01:04,918 He will be off to the premiership in no time. 1268 01:01:06,542 --> 01:01:07,709 Fingers crossed. 1269 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:10,667 See you, Fran. 1270 01:01:10,751 --> 01:01:11,709 See you. 1271 01:01:13,125 --> 01:01:14,042 Have a baguette. 1272 01:01:16,876 --> 01:01:18,083 Come on in, you lot. 1273 01:01:18,167 --> 01:01:19,417 Bring that in with youse. 1274 01:01:24,959 --> 01:01:27,375 It's a glorious afternoon here in Tallaght Stadium. 1275 01:01:27,459 --> 01:01:30,334 Shamrock Rovers, the champions, against St. Peter's Celtic. 1276 01:01:30,417 --> 01:01:31,959 We're about to get underway. 1277 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:33,417 Rovers playing right to left. 1278 01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:35,918 And with me in the commentary box, Brian Kerr. 1279 01:01:35,999 --> 01:01:38,667 It's a great day for St. Peter's Celtic, George. 1280 01:01:38,751 --> 01:01:40,709 They brought a massive crowd with them. 1281 01:01:40,792 --> 01:01:43,834 I'd say there's hardly a sinner left in Sallynoggin. 1282 01:01:44,542 --> 01:01:47,209 There's a young fella, Bobby Charlton, playing in midfield. 1283 01:01:47,292 --> 01:01:50,417 I'm hearing some great things about this kid. 1284 01:01:50,959 --> 01:01:52,876 I'm old enough to remember when his namesake, 1285 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:54,834 the World Cup winner, Bobby Charlton, 1286 01:01:54,918 --> 01:01:58,209 played in the blue of Waterford United back in 1976. 1287 01:02:06,626 --> 01:02:08,083 It's gonna be five-nil, Franny. 1288 01:02:08,167 --> 01:02:09,751 Points on me later. 1289 01:02:09,834 --> 01:02:11,584 Go on, you snakey geebag! 1290 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,083 You know, St. Peter threw Jesus under the bus. 1291 01:02:18,167 --> 01:02:19,999 Denied knowing him three times, he did. 1292 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:21,542 After all I've done for this football club, 1293 01:02:21,626 --> 01:02:23,000 this is how they treat me? 1294 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:25,459 Who cuts the grass, and marks the pitch, 1295 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:26,876 and washes all the gear? 1296 01:02:26,959 --> 01:02:28,542 Fran. That's who. 1297 01:02:29,042 --> 01:02:30,000 And for what? 1298 01:02:30,959 --> 01:02:33,000 To be abandoned by them like Jesus was? 1299 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,999 Are you not going to even listen to the match, Fran? 1300 01:02:36,500 --> 01:02:39,292 Plenty of clubs out there who'd kill for someone like me. 1301 01:02:43,751 --> 01:02:45,125 St. Peter's Celtic on the attack. 1302 01:02:45,209 --> 01:02:46,375 Oh, brilliant ball by Charlton. 1303 01:02:46,459 --> 01:02:47,792 Danger here for Shamrock Rovers. 1304 01:02:47,876 --> 01:02:49,959 Whelan threw a goal under the goalkeeper to beat. 1305 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:50,876 Score! Go on! 1306 01:02:50,959 --> 01:02:51,792 He's round the keeper. 1307 01:02:51,876 --> 01:02:54,918 Oh, Whelan's overrun it, and the chance goes a-begging. 1308 01:02:55,959 --> 01:02:57,209 He had an open goal. 1309 01:02:57,292 --> 01:02:59,125 All he had to do was tap it in. 1310 01:02:59,918 --> 01:03:02,834 Declan Whelan, hang your head in shame. 1311 01:03:03,542 --> 01:03:07,542 Still goalless, but a very positive start for the minnows, St. Peter's Celtic. 1312 01:03:08,292 --> 01:03:09,209 Still they are. 1313 01:03:09,292 --> 01:03:11,125 Shamrock Rovers breaking. It's Cullen with the ball. 1314 01:03:11,209 --> 01:03:14,334 Oh, he's hacked down cynically by Bobby Charlton. 1315 01:03:14,417 --> 01:03:16,334 Good to see that, young Charlton. 1316 01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:17,417 A bit of character. 1317 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:18,834 You know what I mean, George? 1318 01:03:18,918 --> 01:03:20,918 Yellow card, though, to Bobby Charlton. 1319 01:03:20,999 --> 01:03:22,042 Bobby. 1320 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,292 Shamrock Rovers on the attack. 1321 01:03:23,375 --> 01:03:24,584 Missed tackle there by Whelan. 1322 01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:26,999 Oh, goal, Shamrock Rovers. 1323 01:03:27,042 --> 01:03:28,042 Shoot. 1324 01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:29,959 What a beautiful goal. 1325 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:30,876 Shut up, you. 1326 01:03:30,959 --> 01:03:32,375 What was Declan Whelan at? 1327 01:03:32,459 --> 01:03:34,334 But St. Peter's still in this game 1328 01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:36,792 as long as they don't concede another goal. 1329 01:03:37,292 --> 01:03:38,584 That's a careless pass from Whelan. 1330 01:03:38,667 --> 01:03:40,959 Shamrock Rovers are through and it's there. 1331 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:42,959 No. That's Whelan. 1332 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,375 He's at fault again. 1333 01:03:44,459 --> 01:03:46,918 He's having an absolute nightmare, so he is. 1334 01:03:47,834 --> 01:03:48,959 It's Whelo. 1335 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,042 It's Whelo! 1336 01:03:50,417 --> 01:03:51,542 Get him off, gaffer. 1337 01:03:51,626 --> 01:03:52,876 Get off, you! 1338 01:03:52,959 --> 01:03:57,167 Substitution for St. Peter's. Declan Whelan's afternoon is over. 1339 01:03:58,250 --> 01:03:59,876 Dale Walsh is coming on. 1340 01:03:59,959 --> 01:04:00,959 Come on, Dale! 1341 01:04:01,626 --> 01:04:03,125 Shamrock Rovers turning on the style here. 1342 01:04:03,209 --> 01:04:04,584 Oh, beautiful ball. 1343 01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:07,542 Shot comes in. Oh, top corner. 1344 01:04:07,626 --> 01:04:08,667 Back of the net. 1345 01:04:08,751 --> 01:04:09,876 I don't believe it! 1346 01:04:09,959 --> 01:04:11,959 What a goal, George. What a goal. 1347 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,417 It's nearly half-time now, lads. 1348 01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:15,125 No more goals. Just keep at point. 1349 01:04:15,209 --> 01:04:16,584 Here come Shamrock Rovers again 1350 01:04:16,667 --> 01:04:17,834 and it's four-nil. 1351 01:04:17,918 --> 01:04:19,334 What did I just say? 1352 01:04:20,626 --> 01:04:23,375 Surely there's no way back for St. Peter's now. 1353 01:04:23,459 --> 01:04:26,500 They need a miracle from St. Peter himself at this stage. 1354 01:04:26,584 --> 01:04:27,834 Come on, St. Peter's! 1355 01:04:27,918 --> 01:04:30,334 What a kick to St. Peter's Celtic. 1356 01:04:30,417 --> 01:04:31,792 It's like pinball in there. 1357 01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:32,959 Bobby Charlton gonna hit it. 1358 01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,876 Oh, it appears to have hit his hand. 1359 01:04:34,959 --> 01:04:36,667 And the referee has given him the penalty. 1360 01:04:36,751 --> 01:04:38,584 And it's gonna get worse for young Charlton. 1361 01:04:38,667 --> 01:04:40,209 That'll be his second yellow card. 1362 01:04:40,292 --> 01:04:42,626 Yes, red for Bobby Charlton. He's off. 1363 01:04:43,667 --> 01:04:44,709 Bobby? 1364 01:04:45,918 --> 01:04:47,751 Cullen steps up to take the kick. 1365 01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:50,250 Oh, fantastic penalty. 1366 01:04:50,334 --> 01:04:51,167 No! 1367 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:52,417 Shamrock Rovers, five. 1368 01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:53,709 St. Peter's Celtic, nil. 1369 01:04:53,792 --> 01:04:55,417 There's been a lot of people around the place 1370 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,417 predicting this exact score line. 1371 01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:58,500 Five-nil. 1372 01:04:58,959 --> 01:05:02,042 I believe there's even been a bit of funny business going on. 1373 01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:07,083 So it's going to be fascinating to see how this one turns out in the end. 1374 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:09,999 There will be four minutes of additional time. 1375 01:05:10,042 --> 01:05:13,626 Enough time for St. Peter's to find the consolation goal now. 1376 01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:15,542 And they're going for it. 1377 01:05:15,626 --> 01:05:17,167 Mackey has won a corner. 1378 01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:18,500 Corner. 1379 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,834 Right, Dale. Like we practised. 1380 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:23,167 "Six-yard screamer." 1381 01:05:23,250 --> 01:05:25,417 Corner from Browne. Oh, that's clever. 1382 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,250 The ball's in play, George. 1383 01:05:27,334 --> 01:05:29,042 Shamrock Rovers are asleep. 1384 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,542 Sam Anyoku dribbling inside the box. 1385 01:05:31,626 --> 01:05:33,167 He finds Dale Walsh in a six-yard area. 1386 01:05:33,250 --> 01:05:34,459 Oh, oh, it's there. 1387 01:05:34,542 --> 01:05:36,626 Yes, Dale! Yes! 1388 01:05:36,709 --> 01:05:38,584 St. Peter's Celtic have scored. 1389 01:05:38,667 --> 01:05:39,667 Yes! 1390 01:05:40,792 --> 01:05:42,999 A cunning stunt by the amateur side. 1391 01:05:43,042 --> 01:05:45,167 Obviously, something they worked on with their coach 1392 01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,751 on the training ground. 1393 01:05:46,834 --> 01:05:49,334 Brilliant goal. Best goal of the match. 1394 01:05:49,417 --> 01:05:50,375 And it's all over. 1395 01:05:50,459 --> 01:05:51,876 Shamrock Rovers, five, 1396 01:05:51,959 --> 01:05:53,542 St. Peter's Celtic, one. 1397 01:05:53,626 --> 01:05:54,751 Shamrock Rovers comfortably 1398 01:05:54,834 --> 01:05:55,918 through to the next round. 1399 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:59,375 The bookies can rest easy in their beds tonight, George. 1400 01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:02,209 We drew the second half. 1401 01:06:02,292 --> 01:06:03,709 I should have been on from the start. 1402 01:06:07,375 --> 01:06:09,417 You can forget about being godfather and all. 1403 01:06:11,542 --> 01:06:14,125 Hey, you. I want a word with you. Come here. 1404 01:06:14,209 --> 01:06:15,459 Relax, will you? 1405 01:06:16,709 --> 01:06:17,959 What was it all for, huh? 1406 01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:20,250 These, huh? 1407 01:06:20,667 --> 01:06:21,584 What are you doing? 1408 01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:22,834 You're not having them. 1409 01:06:22,918 --> 01:06:24,083 You're a disgrace. 1410 01:06:25,042 --> 01:06:27,167 I thought you wanted to be a professional footballer. 1411 01:06:27,834 --> 01:06:29,042 You're carry on like this now, 1412 01:06:29,125 --> 01:06:31,918 the only place you'll be playing football is in Portlaoise. 1413 01:06:32,667 --> 01:06:33,584 Any good? 1414 01:06:34,584 --> 01:06:36,918 It's a prison, you little tick. 1415 01:06:48,751 --> 01:06:50,417 Hard luck to St. Peter's. 1416 01:06:51,292 --> 01:06:52,167 Good to see you back, Fran. 1417 01:06:52,250 --> 01:06:53,167 Oh, thanks. 1418 01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:55,918 What were you thinking, handling the ball? 1419 01:06:55,999 --> 01:06:57,834 Don't you know only the goalie's allowed to do that? 1420 01:06:58,626 --> 01:07:00,584 It was a rush of blood to the head, wasn't it, Bobby? 1421 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:02,292 Yeah, that's right. 1422 01:07:03,042 --> 01:07:04,417 What do you say to Fran? 1423 01:07:05,542 --> 01:07:06,417 Thanks. 1424 01:07:08,167 --> 01:07:09,334 I guess this is it. 1425 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,834 No more cup run, no more Bobby. 1426 01:07:11,918 --> 01:07:12,876 That's right. 1427 01:07:13,834 --> 01:07:14,999 Well, thank you. 1428 01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:16,876 Bobby already gave me his match fee. 1429 01:07:17,876 --> 01:07:18,709 His match fee? 1430 01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,542 I thought all me birthdays have come at once. 1431 01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:22,834 I was finally able to clear the credit card. 1432 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:24,792 Do they get that money every match? 1433 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,167 No, it's a-- it's a once-off, ain't it, Bobby? 1434 01:07:28,250 --> 01:07:29,250 Yeah. 1435 01:07:35,626 --> 01:07:36,500 Listen. 1436 01:07:38,626 --> 01:07:40,000 I don't usually do this. 1437 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:41,751 Well, I don't know. 1438 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:45,292 Would you like to go for a drink sometime? 1439 01:07:46,334 --> 01:07:47,167 Me? 1440 01:07:47,918 --> 01:07:49,209 Yeah, yeah, defo. 1441 01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:51,250 - Yeah. - Great. 1442 01:07:51,999 --> 01:07:52,999 Well, you have me number. 1443 01:07:53,042 --> 01:07:55,209 - I do, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. 1444 01:07:55,292 --> 01:07:56,667 - Right. Yeah. - All right. Great. 1445 01:07:56,751 --> 01:07:58,459 Thanks. Okay. Right. 1446 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:05,709 I am sorry. 1447 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,000 No hard feelings. 1448 01:08:13,375 --> 01:08:14,876 - Come on. - Yeah, yeah. No ball. 1449 01:08:20,459 --> 01:08:22,292 Fran, how are you feeling now? 1450 01:08:22,751 --> 01:08:25,209 You know when you're on your way to the airport, 1451 01:08:25,292 --> 01:08:27,334 and you're deadly, and you're stressed. 1452 01:08:28,417 --> 01:08:31,250 You finally make it through the gate, but it's too late. 1453 01:08:31,751 --> 01:08:34,042 You've missed a flight and you're raging. 1454 01:08:35,083 --> 01:08:39,459 But then you heard that flight got diverted to some mad place, 1455 01:08:39,542 --> 01:08:40,751 Aberdeen or something. 1456 01:08:41,334 --> 01:08:42,542 And you dodged a bullet? 1457 01:08:44,542 --> 01:08:45,667 That's how I'm feeling. 1458 01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:49,417 Some of Ireland's greatest-ever victories were actually draws. 1459 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:51,209 Moral victories. 1460 01:08:51,542 --> 01:08:52,834 That's what happened today. 1461 01:08:53,167 --> 01:08:55,792 Football was the winner, and the match-fixers 1462 01:08:55,876 --> 01:08:58,167 won't be collecting any money from the bookies. 1463 01:08:58,999 --> 01:08:59,876 And do you know what? 1464 01:09:00,334 --> 01:09:02,000 That's a win in my eyes. 1465 01:09:02,667 --> 01:09:05,042 Sound man Shane, you'll have someone's eye out 1466 01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:05,999 with that boom. 1467 01:09:07,042 --> 01:09:09,500 Roscoe, hope you got some nice shots. 1468 01:09:10,250 --> 01:09:12,959 Director Katy, legend. Come here. 1469 01:09:14,334 --> 01:09:15,292 Thanks, Fran. 1470 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:17,792 So, will there be a wrap party or...? 1471 01:09:19,042 --> 01:09:21,334 Oh, what the freak is it now? 1472 01:09:24,792 --> 01:09:25,792 What's happened? 1473 01:09:26,083 --> 01:09:27,167 Francis Costello. 1474 01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:28,334 You know who I am. 1475 01:09:28,417 --> 01:09:30,375 I'm hereby arresting you under Section 19 1476 01:09:30,459 --> 01:09:33,167 of the Criminal Justice Act 2011 in suspicion of conspiracy 1477 01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:34,209 to commit fraud. 1478 01:09:34,584 --> 01:09:36,042 You're not obliged to say anything, 1479 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:38,709 but anything you do say will be taken down in writing 1480 01:09:38,792 --> 01:09:40,167 and may be used in evidence. 1481 01:09:40,667 --> 01:09:41,751 Is this a wind-up? 1482 01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:43,042 What's going on? 1483 01:09:43,375 --> 01:09:45,500 We'll explain everything down at the station. 1484 01:09:46,626 --> 01:09:47,959 I didn't do nothing. 1485 01:09:48,876 --> 01:09:49,834 Thank you. 1486 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:54,918 Miss Moran, we have a court order 1487 01:09:54,999 --> 01:09:56,834 to subpoena your documentary footage. 1488 01:09:59,542 --> 01:10:01,667 There is a worldwide network of criminals 1489 01:10:01,751 --> 01:10:04,500 who seek to fix the results of soccer matches, 1490 01:10:04,584 --> 01:10:08,999 and this has been the scourge of the footballing industry for decades. 1491 01:10:09,042 --> 01:10:12,876 But today, one of the alleged ringleaders is in custody. 1492 01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:15,999 Francis "Fran" Costello is the assistant manager 1493 01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:18,459 of St. Peter's Celtic Football Club. 1494 01:10:18,667 --> 01:10:20,667 Sources today say that Costello 1495 01:10:20,751 --> 01:10:25,417 has built up a huge network of contacts in the underworld. 1496 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:29,417 Those who know him describe him as a colourful character, 1497 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:33,000 but he's also found himself in an offside position, 1498 01:10:33,083 --> 01:10:34,751 to use a footballing term. 1499 01:10:34,834 --> 01:10:36,584 You snakey geebag! 1500 01:10:36,667 --> 01:10:39,792 Gardai confirmed to us today that a number of weapons 1501 01:10:39,876 --> 01:10:41,000 have been located. 1502 01:10:41,083 --> 01:10:43,792 We found a number of weapons during our search, 1503 01:10:43,876 --> 01:10:45,751 including a set of knives. 1504 01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:47,918 Diamond-sharpened ones. 1505 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:49,709 And sulphuric acid. 1506 01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,959 - Which is banned in this jurisdiction. - Completely banned. 1507 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,792 But the question will be whether a charge and conviction 1508 01:10:56,876 --> 01:10:57,918 can follow, 1509 01:10:57,999 --> 01:11:00,918 or whether the arrest of Fran Costello 1510 01:11:00,999 --> 01:11:02,834 is a massive own goal. 1511 01:11:03,542 --> 01:11:05,584 I'm allowing your lawful detention today. 1512 01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:07,334 Do you understand why you're here? 1513 01:11:07,709 --> 01:11:08,918 No. I don't. 1514 01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:11,334 Do you have any medical conditions? 1515 01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:15,999 I have sleep apnea and I'm allergic to cats. 1516 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,167 If we're being completely honest, 1517 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:26,417 arresting Fran was more of a fishing expedition for us. 1518 01:11:26,999 --> 01:11:29,125 Yeah. A tactic. 1519 01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:31,042 To make a splash on the TV. 1520 01:11:31,459 --> 01:11:33,000 Scare the real criminals. 1521 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,542 Morning, Jim. Can you talk? 1522 01:11:42,626 --> 01:11:44,626 Morning. Shouldn't take long. 1523 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,834 - Did you do it? - What? 1524 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,542 - Match-fixing. - Of course, I didn't. 1525 01:11:50,626 --> 01:11:51,542 Good. 1526 01:11:51,959 --> 01:11:52,834 I knew you didn't. 1527 01:11:53,959 --> 01:11:55,626 Now, this is important. 1528 01:11:55,709 --> 01:11:56,876 You say nothing. 1529 01:11:56,959 --> 01:11:58,918 And I mean, nothing, during the interview. 1530 01:11:59,292 --> 01:12:01,459 Whatever they ask, whatever they do, 1531 01:12:01,542 --> 01:12:04,292 you just answer, "No comment." Understood? 1532 01:12:05,709 --> 01:12:07,542 - Understood? - No comment. 1533 01:12:07,626 --> 01:12:08,626 Good. 1534 01:12:09,584 --> 01:12:11,250 Nolan has a reputation. 1535 01:12:11,334 --> 01:12:12,375 They call him "The Priest." 1536 01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:13,542 Why? 1537 01:12:13,626 --> 01:12:15,167 He can get a confession out of anybody. 1538 01:12:15,250 --> 01:12:18,042 - What? - The point is, you're an innocent man. 1539 01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:21,125 - You have nothing to worry about. - Yeah. 1540 01:12:21,209 --> 01:12:22,542 Let's start with an easy question. 1541 01:12:22,626 --> 01:12:24,918 Why'd you try and fix the match against Shamrock Rovers? 1542 01:12:24,999 --> 01:12:25,959 No comment. 1543 01:12:26,334 --> 01:12:27,500 Why'd you go, no comment? 1544 01:12:27,584 --> 01:12:28,876 What are you trying to hide? 1545 01:12:28,959 --> 01:12:30,000 No comment. 1546 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,334 You're clever. I'll give you that. 1547 01:12:32,999 --> 01:12:34,918 Distancing yourself from the big match. 1548 01:12:34,999 --> 01:12:36,751 Getting yourself a stadium van. 1549 01:12:36,834 --> 01:12:38,667 Throwing the spotlight on Jim here. 1550 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:41,959 We spoke to Dympna Greene from Far & Away Travel. 1551 01:12:43,334 --> 01:12:45,500 She has all your flight records, going back decades. 1552 01:12:45,584 --> 01:12:49,667 You flew to Georgia four times in the last few years. 1553 01:12:50,209 --> 01:12:52,918 A place known to be a hotbed of match-fixing. 1554 01:12:52,999 --> 01:12:53,999 Why? 1555 01:12:57,918 --> 01:13:00,751 My client would like to point out 1556 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,667 that Ireland are drawn to play Georgia 1557 01:13:02,751 --> 01:13:04,792 in nearly every qualifying tournament. 1558 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,626 If you cross-reference Fran's flights with the fixture list, 1559 01:13:07,709 --> 01:13:08,959 you'll see what I'm talking about. 1560 01:13:09,417 --> 01:13:11,375 Now, can we stop this charade? 1561 01:13:11,459 --> 01:13:12,999 Interview terminated. 1562 01:13:13,792 --> 01:13:14,709 For now. 1563 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:18,167 A no-comment interview is par for the course at this stage. 1564 01:13:18,792 --> 01:13:20,542 I call it "hiding in plain sight." 1565 01:13:21,709 --> 01:13:24,626 Oh, not again. For goodness' sake. 1566 01:13:28,709 --> 01:13:29,584 Holy sheep! 1567 01:13:30,209 --> 01:13:31,709 Relax, will you? Jesus. 1568 01:13:32,209 --> 01:13:33,167 Only joking. 1569 01:13:37,876 --> 01:13:39,083 How much did it set you back? 1570 01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:41,209 Six grand. Cash. 1571 01:13:41,584 --> 01:13:42,417 You were rinsed. 1572 01:13:42,918 --> 01:13:45,459 Where did you get six grand cash from? 1573 01:13:45,542 --> 01:13:46,375 No comment. 1574 01:13:46,459 --> 01:13:48,626 A lot of money laundering goes on in buying and selling 1575 01:13:48,709 --> 01:13:49,667 used cars. 1576 01:13:50,250 --> 01:13:52,876 Listen to me, Fran. This is a major red flag for us. 1577 01:13:52,959 --> 01:13:54,500 You pulled a real stroke, I'll give you that. 1578 01:13:54,584 --> 01:13:55,918 The whole Dympna Greene angle. 1579 01:13:55,999 --> 01:13:57,500 Trying to imply she was a bag woman. 1580 01:13:57,584 --> 01:13:59,125 Well, here you go, Fran. 1581 01:14:00,584 --> 01:14:01,918 ...you're delighted-- 1582 01:14:02,626 --> 01:14:03,834 What's in the envelope, Fran? 1583 01:14:04,334 --> 01:14:05,500 No comment. 1584 01:14:05,999 --> 01:14:07,167 I'll tell you what. 1585 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:09,626 A very expensive holiday to Dubai. 1586 01:14:10,584 --> 01:14:13,042 That's a new second-hand car and a trip to Dubai. 1587 01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,709 Where are you getting all that money from, Fran? 1588 01:14:14,792 --> 01:14:15,959 Match-fixing, that's where. 1589 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,209 But you couldn't do it on your own. 1590 01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:20,042 No, you had to recruit other players to do your bidding. 1591 01:14:20,125 --> 01:14:23,375 Yeah. Beautiful. Gorgeous. 1592 01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:24,459 Stunning. 1593 01:14:27,876 --> 01:14:31,626 You were recruiting schoolboys for the biggest match 1594 01:14:31,709 --> 01:14:33,042 in your club's history. 1595 01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:36,125 Kids you knew would do anything for a new phone 1596 01:14:36,209 --> 01:14:39,584 or an expensive pair of football boots, huh? 1597 01:14:45,334 --> 01:14:46,334 Tickets. 1598 01:14:47,292 --> 01:14:48,375 To Dubai? 1599 01:14:49,083 --> 01:14:49,999 No comment. 1600 01:14:50,209 --> 01:14:51,999 You can talk to me. I'm... 1601 01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:54,751 How can you afford tickets to Dubai? 1602 01:14:54,834 --> 01:14:56,250 I can't afford them. 1603 01:14:56,584 --> 01:14:59,250 That Dympna Greene, she tricked me into buying them. 1604 01:15:00,584 --> 01:15:01,918 It's all circumstantial. 1605 01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:03,125 Sulphuric acid. 1606 01:15:03,417 --> 01:15:05,584 Trips to Georgia. Knives. 1607 01:15:05,999 --> 01:15:07,667 Buying a car for cash. 1608 01:15:08,334 --> 01:15:09,792 Holidays in Dubai. 1609 01:15:10,918 --> 01:15:12,375 Actually, that is quite a lot. 1610 01:15:13,459 --> 01:15:15,751 We're waiting for the call from our superiors. 1611 01:15:16,292 --> 01:15:19,500 In the olden days, you might have been able to roughhouse them a bit, you know? 1612 01:15:19,584 --> 01:15:22,626 Get Fran talking, but it's all gone PC, you know? 1613 01:15:24,459 --> 01:15:26,751 That's the Irish criminal justice system for you. 1614 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:29,417 That's what your taxes are paying for. 1615 01:15:30,375 --> 01:15:31,250 Shambles. 1616 01:15:33,292 --> 01:15:34,792 What happens if they let me go? 1617 01:15:36,709 --> 01:15:38,167 They'll bring all the players in, 1618 01:15:38,626 --> 01:15:40,626 interview them under caution. 1619 01:15:40,709 --> 01:15:42,626 - They'll even interview the young fellas? - Yes. 1620 01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:45,083 Anybody who played against Shamrock Rovers. 1621 01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:52,834 Oh, this is it now. 1622 01:15:54,042 --> 01:15:56,209 Hello, Detective Naomi Clancy. 1623 01:16:00,459 --> 01:16:02,417 - Can I ask you a question? - Go on. 1624 01:16:04,751 --> 01:16:06,459 If you do have a criminal record, 1625 01:16:07,292 --> 01:16:09,042 are you still allowed to play football in England? 1626 01:16:09,584 --> 01:16:10,751 Not a chance. 1627 01:16:12,751 --> 01:16:14,667 It's closing in on full-time here. 1628 01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:17,876 Are you gonna charge my client or are you gonna release him 1629 01:16:17,959 --> 01:16:19,250 and we can all go home? 1630 01:16:19,334 --> 01:16:20,584 It's your lucky day, Fran. 1631 01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:21,626 You're free to go. 1632 01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,834 Fran, you ready? 1633 01:16:26,459 --> 01:16:27,417 Yeah, I'm ready. 1634 01:16:29,417 --> 01:16:30,626 I'm ready to talk. 1635 01:16:31,542 --> 01:16:34,167 - What are you doing? - No. Ignore him. 1636 01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:35,500 He doesn't mean that. 1637 01:16:36,209 --> 01:16:37,334 Yes, I do mean it. 1638 01:16:38,709 --> 01:16:39,792 I want to talk. 1639 01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:45,709 In the end, we cracked him. 1640 01:16:46,584 --> 01:16:48,083 I was sceptical at first, 1641 01:16:48,834 --> 01:16:50,125 but then Fran provided us 1642 01:16:50,209 --> 01:16:52,667 with some very specific information. 1643 01:16:56,709 --> 01:16:58,584 To give Fran his due, he pled guilty, 1644 01:16:58,667 --> 01:16:59,918 which is why the judge, 1645 01:17:00,417 --> 01:17:01,918 I suppose, went easy on him in the end. 1646 01:17:06,209 --> 01:17:07,584 Okay, he'll flip the four-angle. 1647 01:17:07,667 --> 01:17:08,584 Yeah, clear. 1648 01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:13,918 What was that, Dale? A back pass! 1649 01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:16,083 Sorry, you were saying? 1650 01:17:16,167 --> 01:17:18,542 Do you really believe Fran did it, Jim? 1651 01:17:19,751 --> 01:17:24,125 I deal with facts, and the facts are Fran pleaded guilty. 1652 01:17:24,584 --> 01:17:27,417 So, in the eyes of the law, he's guilty. 1653 01:17:28,918 --> 01:17:29,876 What about you? 1654 01:17:30,584 --> 01:17:31,999 Do you believe Fran did it? 1655 01:17:32,792 --> 01:17:33,876 Of course, I did it. 1656 01:17:34,375 --> 01:17:36,083 It was me all along, baby. 1657 01:17:37,834 --> 01:17:40,792 Anyway, good behaviour, 1658 01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:42,999 I'll be out of here in four months. 1659 01:17:43,834 --> 01:17:44,792 That's grand. 1660 01:17:45,209 --> 01:17:46,542 We can do that, no problem. 1661 01:17:47,375 --> 01:17:48,999 Dympna Greene, Far & Away Travel. 1662 01:17:49,042 --> 01:17:50,959 Hi, Dympna, it's Katy Moran here. 1663 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:54,125 Can we arrange a date? Maybe for another interview. 1664 01:17:54,209 --> 01:17:55,999 Absolutely, I'd love to. 1665 01:17:56,042 --> 01:17:57,542 I'll just grab me diary, Katy. 1666 01:17:57,626 --> 01:17:59,959 Let me pop you on hold there for one second. 1667 01:18:12,667 --> 01:18:13,709 How are we, love? 1668 01:18:15,167 --> 01:18:16,709 - Let's go, Whelo. - Let's get out of here. 1669 01:18:16,792 --> 01:18:17,792 The kid, Bobby did well. 1670 01:18:18,292 --> 01:18:20,334 And I have a little brown envelope here for you. 1671 01:18:42,334 --> 01:18:44,209 We're dead late, I'm sorry. 1672 01:18:44,292 --> 01:18:47,125 The traffic at the turn-off for the M8 was shocking. 1673 01:18:47,209 --> 01:18:48,292 Thanks for coming. 1674 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:50,042 - Hey, Bobby. - Hey, Fran. 1675 01:18:52,292 --> 01:18:54,584 I was only thinking of you last week. 1676 01:18:54,667 --> 01:18:55,999 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1677 01:18:56,459 --> 01:18:58,918 We were watching Shawshank Redemption, weren't we, Bobby? 1678 01:18:58,999 --> 01:19:00,417 And I got your letter the next day. 1679 01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,626 It was freaky. 1680 01:19:02,918 --> 01:19:04,417 You look well, you've lost weight. 1681 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:05,667 Yeah, you too. 1682 01:19:05,918 --> 01:19:08,125 You look great, I mean. Yeah. 1683 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:11,709 Tell Fran your news. 1684 01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:14,626 - How'd the exams go? - I passed. 1685 01:19:14,709 --> 01:19:15,751 I knew you would. 1686 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:18,626 And I also signed for Sheffield Wednesday. 1687 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:20,250 The Owls? 1688 01:19:20,876 --> 01:19:22,709 - Good man. - Yeah. 1689 01:19:24,584 --> 01:19:25,500 Listen... 1690 01:19:26,626 --> 01:19:30,083 I just want to say, thanks for everything, like. 1691 01:19:34,417 --> 01:19:35,334 No worries. 1692 01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:38,500 And we moved house. 1693 01:19:38,584 --> 01:19:41,125 - What? - He got a big signing-on fee. 1694 01:19:42,375 --> 01:19:44,999 Jim acted as his agent, which was brilliant. 1695 01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:48,042 - Ah, good. - Yeah. 1696 01:19:53,375 --> 01:19:54,250 You Fran Costello? 1697 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,042 - What of it? - The annual soccer 1698 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,584 match against the prison guards is next month. 1699 01:19:59,918 --> 01:20:02,959 And we could use a coach, a manager. 1700 01:20:03,834 --> 01:20:04,834 Would you be on for it? 1701 01:20:06,042 --> 01:20:08,042 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1702 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:10,667 But I'm a bit busy here, lads. 1703 01:20:10,751 --> 01:20:12,042 Sorry for disturbing you, missus. 1704 01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,959 I'm here. If you need anything while you're in here, a phone, 1705 01:20:15,000 --> 01:20:16,834 some hooch, whatever you're into, 1706 01:20:16,918 --> 01:20:19,876 just ask, we'll look after you. Yeah? All right. 1707 01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:24,584 Look at you, making friends. 1708 01:20:25,334 --> 01:20:26,375 Can I have the keys for the car? 1709 01:20:27,334 --> 01:20:30,918 - Why? - Because three's a bit of a crowd. 1710 01:20:34,042 --> 01:20:34,918 See you, Fran. 1711 01:20:41,584 --> 01:20:44,375 Thank you so much for all you did for us. 1712 01:20:44,918 --> 01:20:45,834 For Bobby. 1713 01:20:47,542 --> 01:20:49,667 All you did. 1714 01:20:50,375 --> 01:20:52,000 Come here, I snuck you in something. 1715 01:20:56,667 --> 01:20:58,584 Ah, bourbon creams. 1716 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,292 No touching, please. 1717 01:21:03,584 --> 01:21:04,876 Have you ever been to Dubai? 1718 01:21:04,959 --> 01:21:05,999 No, why? 1719 01:21:07,667 --> 01:21:09,751 Life is a lot like football. 1720 01:21:10,042 --> 01:21:12,959 Sometimes you're up, sometimes you're down. 1721 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,125 Sometimes it's a draw, and it goes into extra time, 1722 01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:17,751 and maybe even penals. 1723 01:21:18,167 --> 01:21:20,667 Don't stand on the sidelines watching. 1724 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,584 Get involved in life and football. 1725 01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,792 And it doesn't have to be football. 1726 01:21:25,876 --> 01:21:29,584 There are loads of sports for people who are no good at football. 1727 01:21:29,999 --> 01:21:31,250 Rugby, for example. 1728 01:21:31,459 --> 01:21:35,167 There are absolutely no skills required whatsoever. 1729 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:39,709 Well, you said you wanted to talk. 1730 01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:41,417 Talk. 1731 01:21:43,999 --> 01:21:46,876 Right, it goes back to Sipan, 2002. 1732 01:21:47,999 --> 01:21:50,500 I was on a night out on me own 1733 01:21:50,959 --> 01:21:53,167 and I met this Dutch couple in an Irish bar. 1734 01:21:54,626 --> 01:21:58,000 They were from Eindhoven. 1735 01:21:58,876 --> 01:21:59,792 We need names. 1736 01:22:00,292 --> 01:22:01,792 Interpol need names. 1737 01:22:02,792 --> 01:22:04,083 Right, there was a... 1738 01:22:04,167 --> 01:22:06,417 there was a French fella, Henri. 1739 01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:08,375 He handled everything. 1740 01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:10,751 Good. 1741 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:12,125 Who else? 1742 01:22:14,834 --> 01:22:18,167 It was an English man, Rice. 1743 01:22:22,334 --> 01:22:27,709 And the boss was an Italian from Palermo. 1744 01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:30,000 His name was Salvatore. 1745 01:22:31,626 --> 01:22:33,083 Well, everyone called him Toto. 1746 01:22:33,792 --> 01:22:35,083 La Cosa Nostra. 1747 01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:38,000 Didn't I tell you?