1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:09,002 Someone's changed their tune. 4 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,407 I've got so much to tell ya, 5 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,578 but I think I love you, Miles. 6 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,581 Sometimes I feel that and then I don't know, 7 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,884 other times I, not so much. 8 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,221 Over the last week, I've had a lot of time 9 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:31,258 to think about my life, my future work, 10 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:34,927 what I'm doing, who am I spendin' it with? 11 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,865 And I don't know, like the last week, 12 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:43,136 we've connected better than ever before, but- 13 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,204 I need to tell you something. 14 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,872 Oh no, just let me finish. 15 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:46,839 I dunno what it is. 16 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,276 Like somethin' feels different, 17 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,779 and it's like the spark in our relationship is back 18 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,747 and it's never been any better. 19 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:57,150 Like, I dunno, maybe it's just me, 20 00:01:57,151 --> 00:02:00,288 maybe I've had a lot of time to think. 21 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,323 Don't know. 22 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,298 Maybe it's something more. 23 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,736 The one thing I'm sure about 24 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:21,074 is I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 25 00:02:27,114 --> 00:02:28,015 Miles, wait. 26 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:34,622 Gemma, will you marry me? 27 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,060 And I know it's just a band, 28 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,895 but I promise you when I get the money, 29 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:44,364 I'll get you a diamond. 30 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,233 What do you say? 31 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,040 I've got something to confess. 32 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,309 What? 33 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,545 I'm not Gemma. 34 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,714 Yeah, you are. 35 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:03,684 I'm not Gemmy. 36 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,990 You are joking, right? 37 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,003 No. 38 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:28,476 I met Gemma just under a week and a half ago, 39 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:33,613 and it was that we were twins, 40 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:37,884 and I mean, you were really surprised 41 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:39,453 with the piano playing. 42 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,831 Miles, please. 43 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,232 I can explain. 44 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,835 Gemma, you could've just said no, all right? 45 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,805 Instead of making up a ridiculous story. 46 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,443 Look, Miles, please. 47 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,974 There a problem? 48 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,776 So salty. 49 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,336 Don't play this rubbish too long. 50 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:07,774 I don't want the electricity goin' through the roof. 51 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:10,176 Come on, Trace, have a dance. 52 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:12,179 Yeah, come on, Trace. 53 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,849 Some of us have work to do. 54 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,818 Work? 55 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,388 You haven't had a job since 1997. 56 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:23,556 Cheeky. 57 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,925 I'm workin', all right? 58 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:27,894 Oh, workin', eh? 59 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,865 Definitely a scam. 60 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,013 Lend us a tenner, Mum? 61 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,815 I'm not made of money. 62 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,049 Don't be so stingy, 63 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,284 I don't get paid for another two week. 64 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,587 I'm sure I can work somethin' out. 65 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,322 You want a job, cash in hand? 66 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:57,156 Sounds good. 67 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,124 Are you scheming? 68 00:05:58,125 --> 00:05:59,793 Me, scheming? 69 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,601 "Tracey's Luxury Getaway." 70 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,437 Isn't this about- - Never you mind. 71 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:11,404 Mama. 72 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:14,474 Okay, you remember 73 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,343 that holiday letter scheme I had? 74 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,612 Well, you're gonna have to be more specific than that. 75 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,913 The cockroaches. 76 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:21,814 Oh, gross. Yeah. 77 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,382 What about it? - Yeah. 78 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,085 Well, those cheap places, they don't give refunds do they? 79 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:30,089 They give vouchers, but I ran that scheme five times 80 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,058 before they worked it out. 81 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,393 Now I've got good credit. 82 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,895 Okay. 83 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:40,768 So, I now rent a place, sublet it on my website. 84 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,807 I've put a few targeted adverts in posh areas. 85 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,742 Surely this can't work. 86 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,410 It has. 87 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,981 I've just rented an art deco cottage. 88 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,949 I've rented it a couple of days either side, 89 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,519 so you can go in, sort the place out, 90 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,654 then clean up before they real owners 91 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:03,056 get in and check it out. 92 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,192 How much then? 93 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,695 50 quid. 94 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,299 Deal. 95 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,304 Oh God, it's meathead. 96 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,839 What does he want? 97 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:25,579 Hello? 98 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,248 Yes, this is she. 99 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,750 Yes. 100 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,085 I've just got your booking. 101 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,321 Oh, I'm just wondering how private 102 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:37,724 and secure your listing is. 103 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:41,594 Yes, the family does need security in a private environment. 104 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,495 Don't worry. 105 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:45,532 It's a lovely, quiet area. 106 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,700 Perfect for walks. 107 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,435 Oh, excellent. 108 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:54,006 One of our party will be coming and arriving on the Saturday 109 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,374 and the rest of the party 110 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,844 will be arriving the following day. 111 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,445 Perfect. 112 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:04,050 And you're happy to pay for the security in advance? 113 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,184 Oh yes, of course. 114 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,653 That's not a problem. 115 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:09,622 Wonderful. 116 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,158 You will of course get it back when we've checked 117 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,894 over the property after your client leaves. 118 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,830 Oh, wonderful. 119 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,633 If I have any more questions, I'll give you another ring. 120 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,636 Happy to have served you, Madam. 121 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:24,871 Okay, goodbye. 122 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,073 Bye bye. 123 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:28,440 Is everything confirmed? 124 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:31,510 Oh yes, Princess, your getaway awaits. 125 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,813 Would you like me to tell Hi and Her Majesty? 126 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,047 No, no. 127 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,149 I'll tell them at the luncheon. 128 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,652 Is anything wrong, Princess? 129 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,020 You do look us though you've got 130 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,223 the weight of the world on your shoulders. 131 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:47,126 I have something to tell them when we're on holiday, 132 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,596 and I don't think they're going to be very happy with me. 133 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,565 Well, I'm happy to listen. 134 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,735 Perhaps I'm just being silly. 135 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:59,006 Anyway, we need to look at next week's schedule. 136 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,276 Of course, the schedule. 137 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:06,213 Mm. 138 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:10,117 Mm. 139 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:14,955 Mm. 140 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:18,325 Oh, I'm wildly starving. 141 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:20,860 Gems, what you doin'? 142 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:21,994 You're gonna choke. 143 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:22,896 As if. 144 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,809 Oh. 145 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,278 - Told ya. - Shut up. 146 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,885 You think there should be more to life than that? 147 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,620 What do you mean? 148 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,088 I feel stuck, you know? 149 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:52,124 Same old job, same old friend, same old, everything. 150 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,459 You know? 151 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,593 Until I win the lottery or marry a prince, 152 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,763 this is all we've got. 153 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,466 And what about us? 154 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:01,600 What do you mean? 155 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,902 Well, where do you see us heading? 156 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:03,836 I'm not having kids, if that's what you mean. 157 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,437 No, I don't mean. 158 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,340 My mum will kill me if I making her a grandmother. 159 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,709 You're bein' silly. 160 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,611 She's got a knife in garage bigger than Rambo's. 161 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,147 You said you had something to tell me. 162 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,716 Is that it? 163 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,285 No, it can wait. 164 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,208 It's gorgeous. 165 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,710 A little Bohemian. 166 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,311 What do you know about Bohemian? 167 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,879 You're a (indistinct) girl. 168 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:49,481 Watch it, Trappy. 169 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,951 Besides, wish I could stay here. 170 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,786 It's already spotless. 171 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,121 What do we do then? 172 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,989 Well, we've gotta clean up after ourselves 173 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,557 and then we're gonna swap the brochures 174 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,693 and the guest books to me mum's so they think it's hers. 175 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,994 Oh, easy. 176 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,897 Besides, we won't make that much mess will we? 177 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,673 Do you know, Miles don't excite me anymore. 178 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,143 What about that fella 179 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:20,079 that tried chattin' us up in the club last week? 180 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:20,913 He was fit. 181 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,482 Oh no, not my type. 182 00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,718 Yeah, well, ain't Miles your type? 183 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:30,791 Hm, he used to be but I don't know, never beats my ass. 184 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,159 Hm. 185 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:56,883 Stop. 186 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,951 Don't take my pillows away. 187 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,520 These are my pillows, love. 188 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,829 Oh my God! 189 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,697 They're checkin' in in an hour. 190 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:12,599 Quickly! 191 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:17,570 Keep your hat on. 192 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:21,941 Hey. 193 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,709 Oh yeah, Mum. 194 00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,778 Oh yeah, we're fine. 195 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:28,580 We're just during final checks and that. 196 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,750 Yeah, yeah, when the first person arrives. 197 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,653 Yeah, yeah, fine, fine. 198 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,622 Yeah, later. 199 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,659 Clean up, now. 200 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,561 'Kay. 201 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,032 Oh, great, we're here. 202 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,401 Oh, finally. 203 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,635 Be so good to just relax 204 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,437 and know how to think about my duties. 205 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,073 And I've just got one last email to send. 206 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:28,807 Oh, okay. 207 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,010 I'll go and grab the keys. 208 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,563 Oh, excuse me? 209 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,464 Morning. 210 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,832 Sorry, we're a bit early. 211 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,301 No problem. 212 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,036 We're just finished. 213 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,737 I've got the keys here for you. 214 00:13:58,738 --> 00:13:59,739 Oh, thank you. 215 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,708 I'll give these to my boss. 216 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,244 Great, I'll just go grab my colleague. 217 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:29,302 Where is it? 218 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,104 - You there? - All ready? 219 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,439 Okay, I'm just doing this last little bit. 220 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,740 Babes, babes, 221 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,242 I'm gonna make a dash to the train, all right? 222 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,745 Me auntie wants her nails doin' and she's always generous. 223 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,115 Okay, see you later, sweet. 224 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:49,655 I'm shooting off. 225 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,323 Have a lovely stay. 226 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,359 Oh, thank you. 227 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,068 I think I'll go and crash on the lounge. 228 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,937 I just want to relax, unwind, and let it all hang out. 229 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,873 Oh, are you sure you'll be okay, Your Majesty? 230 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,175 Oh, yes. 231 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,610 There's a little shop just down the road. 232 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,680 A corner shop? 233 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,450 Have you ever been in a shop before? 234 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,119 Is it like Harrods? 235 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,861 Oh, wow. 236 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,331 You really are letting it all hang out, 237 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,266 aren't you, Princess? 238 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:10,237 Oh, you should put a cardigan on in case of the paparazzi. 239 00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,404 Oh. 240 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,705 And to keep you warm. 241 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,007 What? 242 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,476 I'll have to run now, Princess. 243 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,744 Excuse me? 244 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,379 Oh (laughs), 245 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,248 I've gotta go and do a shift 246 00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:25,152 at the teabag factory and have a hot pot. 247 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,854 Oh, you do amuse me, Princess. 248 00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,822 Call me Princess again 249 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,225 and I'll show you how amusing I can be. 250 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,863 Ta ra, love. 251 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,677 Sorry, love, I mean, Madam. 252 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,679 I've just left my phone. 253 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,814 I'll just grab it. 254 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,458 Oh, don't mind me. 255 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,273 Listen, I've had the place redecorated. 256 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,175 Now, I've already put in some scratches 257 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,676 so they'll knock 10% off, 258 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,614 but you'll have to pay for the rest. 259 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,519 Maybe it's time your constituencies 260 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,656 and your wife found out what it is you get up to. 261 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,594 Don't get funny with me, buddy boy. 262 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,930 I've still got the photos. 263 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,267 You've got plenty of money. 264 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,936 Good. 265 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,438 That's better. 266 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,074 Now, I want it out by the end of the day. 267 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,178 Who was that? 268 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,446 Mayor? 269 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,713 What? 270 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:05,417 I used to date him about 10 year back. 271 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,688 You wouldn't believe the dirt I've got on him. 272 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,590 Oh, oh my gosh. 273 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:14,194 It's the goat I feel sorry for. 274 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,298 Anyway, what can I do for you, lover boy? 275 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,133 I've come to see Gemma. 276 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,468 Oh, she's not here. 277 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,537 She's at our holiday cottage. 278 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,638 You've got a holiday cottage? 279 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,473 Yes. 280 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,907 Well, kind of. 281 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:30,877 Anyway, she'll be back in a few hours. 282 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,049 This is well bizarre. 283 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,353 Maybe we're dops gangers. 284 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,256 I think we're a bit more than lookalikes, flower. 285 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,525 So, what are we? 286 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:47,860 Who's your dad? 287 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,498 Well, my father is king of a small island 288 00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,032 under British rule. 289 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,369 That's good, 'cause my mum's the Queen of Sheba, love. 290 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,271 Is she really? 291 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,175 Oh, he was born in this country. 292 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,645 They had to reside here during the coup. 293 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,681 The Isle of Marwood is prone to it, unfortunately. 294 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,985 We did try to move back, but ended up right here. 295 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,457 So, technically my father is nothing more than Lord. 296 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:20,592 Hm. 297 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,893 Well, that sucks. 298 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,463 Was your dad a bit of a Lothario? 299 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,597 I beg your pardon? 300 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,999 I never met me dad. 301 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,603 Me mum says they were like ships passing at night. 302 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,305 They might have done more than a night, would they? 303 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,375 I mean, 33 years ago. 304 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,544 When's your birthday? 305 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:39,646 April 1st? 306 00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,681 Mine too. 307 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,185 But I'm 39. 308 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:49,455 Fine, all right. 309 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,357 I'm 39. 310 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,493 We're obviously twins, everything matches. 311 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,462 Well, how are we gonna find out? 312 00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:01,433 Hang on. 313 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,734 Where are ya? 314 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,670 I've got a question for you, Mum. 315 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,204 All right, spit it out. 316 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,841 Was my old man a king or a Lord? 317 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,877 Who are you talkin' about? 318 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:12,978 Are you takin' them mix? 319 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:13,812 No. 320 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,514 Do you reckon he was? 321 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:18,850 He were barely a court jester, love. 322 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,489 Well, I don't suppose you had two kids and gave one away? 323 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,125 Have you been drinkin' again? 324 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,338 I mean, it's impossible. 325 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,840 My mother gave birth to me. 326 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,910 Well, it's a mystery. 327 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,046 Hold on. 328 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,316 You're kiddin' me. 329 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,317 What? 330 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,718 I'm just dreaming. 331 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,520 Wait. 332 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,922 Bloody hell. 333 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:57,956 Oh (sighs)! 334 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,358 You're not dreaming. 335 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,392 It's real. 336 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,128 Look, I'm gonna have to go soon. 337 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,096 Why? 338 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:06,698 Yeah, I've gotta get back on the grind. 339 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,835 I can't sit here with you all day being a princess. 340 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,939 Well, it's not all it's cracked up to be, 341 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,441 I can assure you. 342 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,809 Yeah, well try bein' me, 343 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:20,812 tryin' to scrape by with a boring boyfriend 344 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,749 who I'm pretty sure can't stand me right now, 345 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,150 let alone me mother. 346 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,652 Christ! 347 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,954 She's not nice? 348 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:34,026 No, I wouldn't say that, but she's just complicated. 349 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,228 She must be doing all right, though. 350 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,197 She has a second property. 351 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:41,701 So, what's so bad about your life, Princess? 352 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:47,874 Well, I'm expected to act a certain way, 353 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,277 and project a certain image and well, 354 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,547 I just didn't feel true to myself. 355 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:58,584 I have to have dinners with lords and ladies, 356 00:21:58,585 --> 00:22:02,422 politicians, kings and queens sometimes. 357 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,426 I mean, I even used to date William before he met Kate. 358 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:08,595 Seriously? 359 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,563 Yes. 360 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,232 It's just such an effort having 361 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:18,571 to dress up all the time and be so demure. 362 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,676 What is it? 363 00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:25,778 Well, 364 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,517 we went to a gala a few weeks ago, 365 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,621 and there was a lady playing the piano. 366 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,389 I've been learning the piano for years, 367 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:40,860 and I start to listen to her, 368 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:45,698 but my mother wouldn't let me. 369 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,336 She said she was merely the hired help. 370 00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:55,841 I just didn't understand why they made me learn 371 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:59,479 to play if I wasn't ever able to. 372 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,382 I felt so trapped, 373 00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:07,787 and she just looked so free. 374 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,322 Well, I can tell you, being the hired help 375 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:13,025 ain't what it's cracked up to be. 376 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:19,231 I'd love to feel important, be the center of attention. 377 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,102 I have an idea. 378 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:25,271 What? 379 00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,109 Why don't we spot places for a week? 380 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,211 You're havin' a laugh, aren't ya? 381 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:35,681 No, I'm being serious. 382 00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:36,783 A week? 383 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,919 Why not? 384 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,320 We're identical. 385 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:45,124 We just need to go over everything that we need to know. 386 00:23:50,497 --> 00:23:51,697 Bugger it. 387 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:52,599 Why not? 388 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:55,602 You serious? Let's do it. 389 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,179 Sorry, I know it's late. 390 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,515 How are you getting on? 391 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:44,917 Getting there. 392 00:24:46,352 --> 00:24:48,286 I have an idea. 393 00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:49,321 Hit me with it. 394 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,591 Well, I know a photographer 395 00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:55,961 and I can get access to his studio in the morning, 396 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:58,597 so we could go through the physical side of it all. 397 00:24:58,598 --> 00:24:59,866 What do you mean? 398 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,070 Well, you walk like a member of Oasis. 399 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:06,172 No offense. 400 00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:09,207 None taken. 401 00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,842 I need to teach you how to walk, talk, 402 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,243 and eat like a princess. 403 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,480 What next, poop Like a princess? 404 00:25:15,948 --> 00:25:16,983 How vulgar. 405 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,586 I've got my work cut out for me. 406 00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:21,487 Sorry. 407 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,889 You get some sleep now. 408 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:27,093 We've got to start early before my family arrives. 409 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:35,101 ♪ I wanna talk like a princess 410 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:42,241 ♪ I wanna walk like a princess 411 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:48,881 ♪ I wanna dress to impress like a princess ♪ 412 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:57,355 ♪ But I'm not goin' to be your princess ♪ 413 00:25:57,356 --> 00:26:00,792 ♪ I'm gonna be my own princess 414 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:04,062 ♪ My own princess 415 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:09,135 ♪ Be my own princess 416 00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:16,575 ♪ I am goin' to talk like a princess ♪ 417 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:22,982 ♪ I am goin' to walk like a princess ♪ 418 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:30,156 ♪ I am goin' to dress like a princess ♪ 419 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:38,263 ♪ I am goin' to be 420 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:42,634 ♪ My own princess 421 00:26:42,635 --> 00:26:45,604 ♪ I am a princess 422 00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:00,119 My family want to know where I am. 423 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:07,592 Yeah, me mum and me boyfriend wanna know where I am. 424 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:08,494 You want to do this? 425 00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:12,297 Sure. 426 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,799 You? 427 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,066 Yeah. 428 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,903 I'll get Connie to pick you up from here. 429 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:20,039 And I'll get an Uber to take to me (indistinct). 430 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,845 What on earth is an Uber? 431 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,546 Does it ride? - No. 432 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:30,181 Forget that. 433 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,151 We're gonna have to swap clothes, too. 434 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,789 Oh, this is really comfy. 435 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,691 Well, you need to do some. 436 00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,928 Stand up, shoulders back. 437 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,498 You know, good luck. 438 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,200 I'll get a taxi to pick you up and drop me off at mine. 439 00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:51,037 It's just opposite the flower shop. 440 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,673 I'm nervous. 441 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,942 Well, I'd say it don't be, 442 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:59,211 but me mum can be a bit scary sometimes. 443 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:13,759 Morning. 444 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:14,660 You all right? 445 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:17,328 Nice. 446 00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:18,396 Your family's waiting for you 447 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:19,766 at the holiday at cottage. 448 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,700 Spiffing. 449 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,535 When's high tea? 450 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:25,937 High tea? 451 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,741 Yeah, like cucumber sandwiches and all that (chuckles)? 452 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:31,277 All that? 453 00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:34,947 Are you playing with me? 454 00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:38,516 Yeah. 455 00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:39,451 You got me. 456 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,289 After you, Your Royal Highness. 457 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,643 I do crypto. 458 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,046 And eh-oh. 459 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:10,982 Eh, oh (groans). 460 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:11,951 Have a bob. 461 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,888 What about you, eh? 462 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:18,423 Bloody hell, Gemma. 463 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,026 Barely saw you yesterday. 464 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:24,095 You been on the extra insiders last night? 465 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,599 Well, come in. 466 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,602 Oh, yeah. 467 00:29:36,742 --> 00:29:40,478 Well, well, well, the princess returns. 468 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:43,749 Her Majesty has deigned to share her presence. 469 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:45,651 Excuse me? 470 00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:49,754 I don't know what you're talking about. 471 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:53,591 Simone, was Gemma with you last night? 472 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,361 No, I thought she was back here. 473 00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:03,801 Well, I just fancied a night out. 474 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,771 I mean, is that a crime? 475 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,406 Do what ya like. 476 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:11,410 But I had to entertain your dopey boyfriend. 477 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,247 Oh, Miles, for God's sake. 478 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,749 Bloody hell, lad, it's like looking in a butcher's window. 479 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:19,918 Cover yourself up. 480 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:22,754 Gems, can we have a chat later? 481 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:51,617 Tea bags there. 482 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,086 Oh, Connie. 483 00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:56,888 Oh, thank God. 484 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,790 We've been stuck here without any help for an hour. 485 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,126 It's been frightful. 486 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:02,727 We're dying for a cup of tea. 487 00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:05,596 I've no idea how the contraption works. 488 00:31:05,597 --> 00:31:06,498 The thing. 489 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,700 You mean the kettle? 490 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,936 Oh, that. 491 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:12,603 Don't worry, Your Majesty. 492 00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:14,472 I'll make the tea. 493 00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,207 Is Diana here yet? 494 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,509 She's outside in the courtyard. 495 00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:19,411 Oh, good. 496 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,114 All right. 497 00:31:23,615 --> 00:31:25,716 Oh, what's the matter, Your Majesty? 498 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:26,717 Since when do you call father 499 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,987 and I Your Majesty, young lady? 500 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:30,089 Oh, sorry, Mother. 501 00:31:32,191 --> 00:31:34,326 Did Nancy do your makeup? 502 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:36,827 It's too much. 503 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,998 You look like one of those American princesses. 504 00:31:39,999 --> 00:31:41,499 I did my makeup. 505 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:45,136 Well, it looks like you've used a spray can, darling. 506 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,304 Have your sister do it. 507 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,573 Nancy has the week off. 508 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:49,874 Diana? 509 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:51,242 Yes, Diana. 510 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:52,077 Go on. 511 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:52,878 Shoo, shoo. 512 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:58,550 Hey, Sis. 513 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,989 You've never called me sis before. 514 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:08,127 And Heavens, who did your make up, a mortician? 515 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,430 Mother's asked you to help me. 516 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:14,666 Fine. 517 00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:28,546 Oh, it's great. 518 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:29,915 Don't make habit of it. 519 00:32:31,383 --> 00:32:32,384 Thank you, Diana. 520 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:35,887 I don't think you've thanked me for anything. 521 00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:37,756 Oh. 522 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,292 Sorry. 523 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,694 And you've never apologized either. 524 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,397 Did you get a visit from three ghosts last night? 525 00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:48,567 Did they know they're too late for Christmas? 526 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:55,006 So, what do you think about the holiday cottage? 527 00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:56,574 I don't know what possessed you to book this 528 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:59,278 when we could have gone to Uncle Jar's Chateau in Monaco. 529 00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:03,982 I think it's nice to switch things up a little. 530 00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,084 You're odd today, Corinthia. 531 00:33:06,085 --> 00:33:08,919 Very, very odd. 532 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,721 I'm just happy to see you. 533 00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:11,822 Ew. 534 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,958 Look, just pick out a nice dress. 535 00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:16,461 Daddy's been invited to Lord Withnale's latest gathering. 536 00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,397 We're to make our token appearances. 537 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,168 Is it gonna be posh? 538 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:26,003 Lord's, dignitaries, royalty. 539 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,140 Not posh at all, darling. 540 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:31,810 Did you bang your head? 541 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,863 All right, love. 542 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,600 Pour us a pint of bitter, will ya? 543 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,846 ♪ They're gonna find out 544 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,549 ♪ Yes, they're gonna find out 545 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,850 ♪ About you 546 00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:16,654 ♪ I know your secret 547 00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:19,891 ♪ Imposter, imposter 548 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:25,364 This is an open bar, is it not? 549 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:30,569 The bar is paid for, yes. 550 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:34,640 Drink, Connie? 551 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:38,810 I can't, I'm working. 552 00:34:40,146 --> 00:34:42,480 I think you just need to relax. 553 00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:44,383 You look a bit uptight. 554 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,391 Come on, let's go out. 555 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,330 Better get off soon. 556 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:00,932 Coverin' someone's shift. 557 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,536 I really wanna go to clubbin' tonight instead. 558 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:07,972 Oh, why don't ya? 559 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:10,408 'Cause if I don't work, I don't get paid. 560 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:12,543 Don't get paid, can't pay me bill. 561 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,512 On and on it goes, right? 562 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:17,014 You can't just ask for some money off your parents. 563 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:19,083 My jailbird daddy, 564 00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:21,752 if (indistinct) somewhere, 565 00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:23,688 he wouldn't tell me where it was. 566 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,023 Mum's more broke than me. 567 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,829 How long have we known each other now? 568 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,198 Blimey. 569 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:36,834 What were we, four, five? 570 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:39,637 Back in primary school and a lifetime 571 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,906 of shenanigans ever since. 572 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,645 Did I ever tell you about me dad? 573 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,414 Only that your mum didn't know who it was. 574 00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:51,850 But do you think she's lying about that? 575 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:56,587 Honestly, I never know with your ma. 576 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:57,589 But she's a lover. 577 00:36:00,659 --> 00:36:02,261 You should get ready for Miles. 578 00:36:03,729 --> 00:36:04,829 Yeah. 579 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,298 Look, if you're gonna dump him, 580 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,701 let him down gently, all right? 581 00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:11,570 He's a nice guy. 582 00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,604 Why would she... 583 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,905 I mean, why would I do- 584 00:36:14,906 --> 00:36:15,740 What about me Amny Gran? 585 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:16,641 Do you remember her? 586 00:36:16,642 --> 00:36:18,443 Or Daphne Breen. - Huh? 587 00:36:18,444 --> 00:36:19,945 Oh, nevermind. 588 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,981 Go easy on him, all right? 589 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,517 Yeah, okay. 590 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,286 Do you know the way to Nachant? 591 00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,987 That's where I've gotta meet him. 592 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:30,988 You don't remember? 593 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,623 Well, not exactly, no. 594 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,824 Share a cab with me. 595 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,393 We'll dump you off on the way, sweet. 596 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:57,649 Honestly, Corinthia. 597 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:01,453 I've never seen you act like that before. 598 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:12,264 What were you drinking? 599 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:14,700 Not beer was it? 600 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,736 It was bitter, Papa. 601 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:23,742 A princess does not drink bitter, beer, lager, 602 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,279 or anything you might find in a public house, 603 00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:33,452 unless it's high cast spirits, like champagne, 604 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:34,820 and good champagne at that. 605 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:37,155 Can I not drink cider? 606 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:40,057 What? 607 00:37:40,058 --> 00:37:41,025 It was a genuine question. 608 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,627 Listen, Corinthia, 609 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:45,863 you need to start to improve your behavior. 610 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:48,634 We have our reputation to uphold. 611 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,503 Show some decorum. 612 00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:55,673 I'm not gonna let that happen. 613 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:04,082 Well, that went surprisingly well. 614 00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:08,320 Anyway, what's a decorum? 615 00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:11,423 It's like etiquette. 616 00:38:12,524 --> 00:38:14,225 You took classes in it. 617 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:16,762 Oh. 618 00:38:24,603 --> 00:38:27,271 You've upset your father, young lady. 619 00:38:27,272 --> 00:38:29,407 I'm 39, Your... 620 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:30,308 Mother. 621 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,678 Well, perhaps you should act like it. 622 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:36,781 Now, we have something important for you to do next week. 623 00:38:36,782 --> 00:38:40,585 Father has some friends in Switzerland, very upper crust. 624 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:43,253 He's told them he spent two years at RADA 625 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:45,223 and perform plays across Europe. 626 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:47,359 Why'd you tell him that? 627 00:38:48,794 --> 00:38:50,462 Because you did, Corinthia. 628 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,500 So, we'd like you to do a short performance for them. 629 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,469 We've booked a rehearsal space in two days. 630 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:01,372 We'll let you know what play it is when we decide. 631 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,542 But you know them all off by heart anyway. 632 00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,713 Gee, thanks. 633 00:39:09,214 --> 00:39:10,981 Stick to her like glue. 634 00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:15,085 Make sure she's focused and no more foolishness. 635 00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:16,087 Okay, Connie? 636 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:18,223 Yes, Your Majesty. 637 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:36,073 Miles? 638 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:36,975 Hello? 639 00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:39,144 Are you here? 640 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:42,948 Miles? 641 00:39:45,651 --> 00:39:46,552 Miles? 642 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:50,656 Miles? 643 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,102 Gemma, that was amazing. 644 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,437 Like, I'm genuinely stunned. 645 00:41:47,438 --> 00:41:50,008 Oh, it were nothing. 646 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:52,877 Why didn't you say you could play music? 647 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:56,681 I mean, I know you went to acting school, but music? 648 00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:57,683 You should have said. 649 00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:02,920 People like me don't get to show off really, 650 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:06,156 besides, no one cares. 651 00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:07,224 I care. 652 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:08,994 I love music. 653 00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:12,362 You do? 654 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:13,530 You know I do. 655 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,300 I used to play when I was younger. 656 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:18,203 Nowhere near as good as that. 657 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:20,371 That was brilliant. 658 00:42:26,311 --> 00:42:28,146 This place is lovely. 659 00:42:29,314 --> 00:42:33,451 Yeah, it's not a bad place to work, is it? 660 00:42:34,853 --> 00:42:36,587 What do you do? 661 00:42:36,588 --> 00:42:39,189 Gems, I told you about 662 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:41,058 this last time I was there. 663 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:45,996 I'm the maintenance guy, 664 00:42:45,997 --> 00:42:48,398 so I make sure the stage mechanics 665 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,736 and the sound are tip top. 666 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:57,475 How marvelous. 667 00:42:59,878 --> 00:43:01,578 I need to lock up now, okay? 668 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:05,716 So, why don't we go for a walk and go to the pub? 669 00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:08,252 Have a game of darts? 670 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,722 Yeah, let's have a game of darts and a few drinks. 671 00:43:14,793 --> 00:43:17,127 Why don't we go on a walk? 672 00:43:17,128 --> 00:43:18,428 I mean, it's a lovely day out. 673 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:22,133 And do you know any good viewpoints? 674 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,737 Sure, yeah. 675 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:28,807 And maybe we can have a chat about things. 676 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,448 You sure it's not dodgy? 677 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,918 Would I do anything dodgy? 678 00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:43,053 Hm, where'd you get 'em? 679 00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:47,257 They were end of line at a jewelers I do some cleanin' at. 680 00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:49,126 They were just goin' to throw it out. 681 00:43:49,127 --> 00:43:50,427 Throw it out? 682 00:43:50,428 --> 00:43:52,462 It's not cabbage, Trace. 683 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:53,665 It's jewelry. 684 00:43:56,902 --> 00:43:58,770 Hm, good stuff in here. 685 00:43:59,738 --> 00:44:01,505 Even some diamonds. 686 00:44:01,506 --> 00:44:05,042 Of course, I'll give them a cut once we've sold it. 687 00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:07,712 But what I need you to do is to pass it off 688 00:44:07,713 --> 00:44:09,546 on a couple of pawn shops in town. 689 00:44:09,547 --> 00:44:11,015 Why can't you do it? 690 00:44:11,016 --> 00:44:13,517 You know, I would, but I've heard many 691 00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:16,721 and technically I'm on disability benefits, 692 00:44:16,722 --> 00:44:20,557 so they can't see me rushin' up and downtown, 693 00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:23,060 you know, between pawn shops. 694 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:25,162 Hm, I'll think about it. 695 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,497 Well, don't think too long, love. 696 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:37,207 Oo! 697 00:44:37,208 --> 00:44:38,042 Oo, careful. 698 00:44:39,277 --> 00:44:40,210 You all right? 699 00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:41,112 Yeah. 700 00:44:43,581 --> 00:44:47,617 You know, it's so beautiful out here. 701 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:49,120 Just so peaceful. 702 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:51,389 Yeah, I know. 703 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,258 It's why I come up here quite a lot 704 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:56,494 to clear my head and... 705 00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:58,730 Yeah, I can see why. 706 00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:02,032 Really? 707 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:05,269 This isn't your cup of tea, Gems. 708 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:07,637 You never really want to do this stuff. 709 00:45:07,638 --> 00:45:10,374 More for me, innit (laughs)? 710 00:45:11,877 --> 00:45:13,178 Yeah, I suppose. 711 00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:17,983 Are you cold? 712 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:21,286 Yeah, it's chillier than I thought (chuckles). 713 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,254 Come here. 714 00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:28,558 This isn't normal? 715 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,595 - Really? - Yeah. 716 00:45:31,863 --> 00:45:35,065 But right now normally you'd say hugging's woke, 717 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,301 and laugh your ass off. 718 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,574 What did you need to tell me? 719 00:45:50,215 --> 00:45:51,481 Do you think we're good together? 720 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:52,483 What do you mean? 721 00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:54,852 I don't know, sometimes I feel like 722 00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:56,687 you're not really that into me. 723 00:45:58,489 --> 00:46:00,190 No, I'm sorry. 724 00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:02,893 Sometimes I just get caught up in me-self. 725 00:46:02,894 --> 00:46:07,966 Look, you're really warm-hearted and you're wonderful. 726 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:09,766 I mean, is that... 727 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:11,469 That's a bit forward of me to say. 728 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,038 Not really, Gems. 729 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:16,041 Like, we have been going out for a year now. 730 00:46:22,848 --> 00:46:24,181 Come on. 731 00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:25,983 Should I get you home? 732 00:46:25,984 --> 00:46:31,056 Yeah. 733 00:46:50,942 --> 00:46:52,910 Something the matter? 734 00:46:52,911 --> 00:46:54,611 You wouldn't care, Sister. 735 00:46:54,612 --> 00:46:56,681 You never do. - Of course I do. 736 00:46:57,548 --> 00:46:58,815 Shouldn't you be offering 737 00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:01,051 a groveling apology to Mumsy and Dadsy? 738 00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:03,754 Dadsy already gave me a roller king. 739 00:47:04,689 --> 00:47:05,856 Roller king? 740 00:47:05,857 --> 00:47:07,325 Hey, you know what I mean. 741 00:47:09,794 --> 00:47:11,729 Must say I found it rather amusing. 742 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:20,704 Okay, Sis, what's his name? 743 00:47:20,705 --> 00:47:21,606 What's he done? 744 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,309 How on earth do you know? 745 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,312 Mm, I know that look. 746 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:29,547 Come on then (indistinct). 747 00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:34,185 It's Nathaniel. 748 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,721 He's up to his old tricks again. 749 00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,589 Father is insistent that he's gonna 750 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,391 make an excellent husband, 751 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:44,461 but he's only considering Nathaniel's family 752 00:47:44,462 --> 00:47:48,266 and their standing, as for Nathaniel himself. 753 00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:50,969 So he's a moron then? 754 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:55,306 Yes, I suppose so. 755 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:00,244 He might have been born with wealth, 756 00:48:00,245 --> 00:48:02,680 but not so much of a brain. 757 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:06,784 And what has Nathaniel done? 758 00:48:09,820 --> 00:48:11,923 He can't keep his hands off the maids. 759 00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:16,026 His father had to fire several of the house staff 760 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:18,363 for fraternizing with Nathaniel after dark. 761 00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:20,730 Ugh. 762 00:48:20,731 --> 00:48:22,099 So he can't be trusted? 763 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:24,201 God, it's ridiculous. 764 00:48:24,202 --> 00:48:26,836 These men in high society are almost expected 765 00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:29,906 to behave like this and suffer no consequences. 766 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:33,177 Mm, oh, he should suffer consequences 767 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,479 like a swift knee to the family jewels. 768 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,381 Sister. 769 00:48:37,815 --> 00:48:39,817 And perhaps you're right. 770 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:44,955 Besides (chuckles), those 12 months studying judo 771 00:48:44,956 --> 00:48:47,525 under Grand Master Takashi that father paid for, 772 00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:50,695 I suppose I could put them to good use. 773 00:48:55,866 --> 00:49:00,871 Whatever you do, don't settle for second best. 774 00:49:03,874 --> 00:49:05,343 Always follow your heart. 775 00:49:06,844 --> 00:49:08,846 I mean, you might not always be right. 776 00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:11,882 Wouldn't be all bad. 777 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,420 And not father's judgment. 778 00:49:18,823 --> 00:49:21,391 I suppose I should get ready to face him. 779 00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:23,093 I'm going to Nathaniel's family manor tonight 780 00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:24,329 with Mumsy and Dadsy. 781 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:31,635 Forget the bit about the meat of the spuds. 782 00:49:35,506 --> 00:49:38,643 Just be firm and honest (chuckles). 783 00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:04,369 Cup of tea? 784 00:50:06,637 --> 00:50:08,173 Why, sure. 785 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:12,376 You look so surprised. 786 00:50:12,377 --> 00:50:14,911 You never made a cup of tea before. 787 00:50:14,912 --> 00:50:16,881 But you usually ask me. 788 00:50:18,116 --> 00:50:20,951 Well, I can assure you, I make a great brew. 789 00:50:22,187 --> 00:50:24,155 So sit down, relax, take a weight off. 790 00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:30,128 You seem very different. 791 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:50,680 I'm impressed. 792 00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:53,718 It's only a cup of tea, Connie. 793 00:50:56,354 --> 00:50:59,323 Anyway, I've been an ugly aunt all day, 794 00:50:59,324 --> 00:51:01,326 so if you want to chat, go ahead. 795 00:51:02,927 --> 00:51:05,163 Me? Chat? 796 00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:07,398 About what? 797 00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:12,669 Your love life. 798 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:15,805 My love life? 799 00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:19,976 Good God, if you want to talk about disasters, 800 00:51:19,977 --> 00:51:24,181 let's talk about, I don't know, Pompeii or Titanic. 801 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,917 So, there's no man in your life? 802 00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,020 Oh no, no man. 803 00:51:31,256 --> 00:51:33,458 No woman either. 804 00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:38,495 Well, the truth is, working for a family 805 00:51:38,496 --> 00:51:41,765 of royals takes all my time. 806 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:43,167 Don't get me wrong. 807 00:51:43,168 --> 00:51:47,804 I do love it, but it takes all my time. 808 00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:50,274 And I am on call 24/7. 809 00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:54,211 Well, we need to set some boundaries and some terms. 810 00:51:54,212 --> 00:51:55,512 What? 811 00:51:55,513 --> 00:51:58,115 You know, workers right and all that. 812 00:52:00,218 --> 00:52:04,422 You of all people are saying that? 813 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:13,130 Anyway, this tea looks like it needs biscuits. 814 00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:15,432 And I know you work with the royals 815 00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:17,468 and probably love a rich tea (chuckles). 816 00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:19,904 I prefer custard cream. 817 00:52:21,639 --> 00:52:22,807 Me too. 818 00:52:23,774 --> 00:52:25,141 Do you know what? 819 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,812 I've got some upstairs in my suitcase. 820 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:32,048 My guilty pleasure. 821 00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:33,384 Go grab 'em then. 822 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:46,263 Yeah, I've got me daughter's mate to do it. 823 00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:47,832 She's gonna do the one for me. 824 00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:50,300 It's a bit risky, 825 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:53,870 but I reckon there's a fair few grand there. 826 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:56,473 How do you think I've got it? 827 00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:59,576 Five finger discount, mate. 828 00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:00,910 Oh, yeah. 829 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:03,080 You'd be surprised at what I've stolen (laughs). 830 00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:18,328 Whatever she's told you to do, don't do it. 831 00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:19,729 Why not? 832 00:53:19,730 --> 00:53:21,398 Well, I think she's doing something unlawful. 833 00:53:21,399 --> 00:53:23,267 Shock horror. 834 00:53:23,268 --> 00:53:24,568 So what? 835 00:53:24,569 --> 00:53:25,769 You can't take the risk for someone else. 836 00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:29,639 Ugh, lighten up, Gems. 837 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,809 You've been well uptight lately. 838 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:35,412 Come on, let's have a rave (chuckles). 839 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,185 ♪ Can you handle hearing 840 00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:44,288 ♪ Can you hear the beat 841 00:53:44,289 --> 00:53:47,324 Come on, you're normally leadin' the way. 842 00:53:47,325 --> 00:53:48,558 ♪ Me move, me move 843 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:50,059 ♪ I'm in the groove, the groove ♪ 844 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:53,096 Christ, you look (indistinct). 845 00:53:55,065 --> 00:53:57,501 ♪ Move to the base beat 846 00:53:57,502 --> 00:53:59,569 ♪ Beat 847 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,905 Oh, that's more like it. 848 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:03,407 ♪ Base beat 849 00:54:03,408 --> 00:54:05,976 Woo (laughs)! 850 00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:17,855 Come on. 851 00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:45,683 This is much nicer. 852 00:54:51,389 --> 00:54:53,222 It is, actually. 853 00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:24,922 I say, what are you two girls doing? 854 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:30,226 We were just dancing, Your Majesty. 855 00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:31,696 Dancing, why? 856 00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:34,865 I was teaching her how to dance. 857 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,068 If I had a reason for Corinthia to dance, 858 00:55:39,069 --> 00:55:41,671 we would've paid a teacher, 859 00:55:41,672 --> 00:55:44,241 something to do with Royal London School of Ballet 860 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,710 to teach her. 861 00:55:46,711 --> 00:55:47,911 We tried that once, Ralph. 862 00:55:47,912 --> 00:55:51,180 She has no rhythm, like Bambi on ice. 863 00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:53,583 Oh, yeah, actually, yes. 864 00:55:53,584 --> 00:55:54,685 Of course. 865 00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:57,353 A word, Connie. 866 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:07,465 Corinthia, sit there. 867 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:12,235 Right, Corinthia (indistinct), 868 00:56:12,236 --> 00:56:15,939 I think you need to start to focus a bit. 869 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:18,442 We've got a busy year ahead. 870 00:56:18,443 --> 00:56:22,512 It's very important that everybody is on the ball. 871 00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:24,648 We have a reputation too. 872 00:56:24,649 --> 00:56:26,249 Right you are, Kingy. 873 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,718 Kingy? 874 00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,854 Sorry, Father. 875 00:56:31,456 --> 00:56:34,190 Prepare for a performance to the theater. 876 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:39,062 I wasn't to see your "Midsummer Night's Dream," 877 00:56:39,063 --> 00:56:40,997 or "Macbeth." 878 00:56:40,998 --> 00:56:42,433 Perhaps "Hamlet." 879 00:56:43,267 --> 00:56:44,602 What? 880 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:47,505 Prepare yourself. 881 00:56:48,639 --> 00:56:52,141 You will do a pre room, the day after tomorrow. 882 00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:55,813 And then next week you'll perform in Switzerland. 883 00:56:59,316 --> 00:57:00,784 This is bad. 884 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:03,854 I mean, I haven't acted in years, and Shakespeare? 885 00:57:04,989 --> 00:57:06,156 So old. 886 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,158 He's dead, ain't he? 887 00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:12,630 I should hope so. 888 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:24,107 ♪ To be or not 889 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:28,144 ♪ To be 890 00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:32,181 ♪ It's just too much for me 891 00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:35,418 ♪ I'm not what you want me to be ♪ 892 00:57:35,419 --> 00:57:37,120 ♪ To be 893 00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,222 ♪ Or not 894 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:40,957 ♪ To be 895 00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:07,216 ♪ To be or not 896 00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:13,222 ♪ To be 897 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,091 ♪ Or not 898 00:58:15,092 --> 00:58:19,896 ♪ To be 899 00:58:19,897 --> 00:58:24,000 ♪ It's just too much for me 900 00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,501 ♪ I'm not what you want 901 00:58:42,452 --> 00:58:43,286 You all right? 902 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:44,654 Oh. 903 00:58:44,655 --> 00:58:46,122 You finished for the day? 904 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:47,523 Yeah, no. 905 00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:49,458 We need to get off now because there's a booking, 906 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,461 but I need to (indistinct). 907 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:53,631 Oh, yeah, yeah. 908 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:55,966 I'll stay outta your way. 909 00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:58,836 And then we can go to the park? 910 00:59:14,785 --> 00:59:16,252 Ah. 911 00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:18,688 Morning, it's Miss Fronton? 912 00:59:18,689 --> 00:59:19,522 Yes. 913 00:59:19,523 --> 00:59:20,890 Everything is okay? 914 00:59:20,891 --> 00:59:21,991 Yeah. 915 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:22,892 The lights are on. 916 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:23,860 The theater is yours. 917 00:59:23,861 --> 00:59:25,161 The caretaker will be back later 918 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,663 to lock up when you're done. 919 00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:28,231 And I just need to go back inside 920 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:30,601 to pack some stuff away and then I'll be gone. 921 00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:38,507 This is King Ralph, Queen Christine, 922 00:59:38,508 --> 00:59:41,210 and their daughter, Princess Diana, 923 00:59:41,211 --> 00:59:42,780 from the Isle of Marwood. 924 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,683 It's a real honor to meet ya. 925 00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:48,852 I'm so sorry about me scruffy appearance. 926 00:59:48,853 --> 00:59:50,086 Oh, not at all. 927 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:51,387 You've probably been working very hard. 928 00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:52,990 Yeah, I do me best. 929 00:59:54,224 --> 00:59:56,727 Connie, show us to the theater. 930 00:59:58,028 --> 00:59:59,663 Where's Corinthia? 931 00:59:59,664 --> 01:00:01,899 Doing warmup exercise apparently. 932 01:00:05,035 --> 01:00:05,936 This way. 933 01:00:09,406 --> 01:00:14,478 Right, you get ready and then head over to the main stage. 934 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:16,445 Do you want me to tell you where it is? 935 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,048 I know where it is. 936 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:23,587 Oh, well, good luck then. 937 01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:30,661 Oh, sorry, I thought... 938 01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:36,633 Connie! 939 01:00:48,846 --> 01:00:49,980 Break a leg. 940 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:02,626 What's going on? 941 01:01:03,527 --> 01:01:04,327 Come on, darling. 942 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:05,696 We haven't got all day. 943 01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:16,273 What's the matter with you? 944 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:21,444 You've been through "Midsummer Night's Dream" 100 times. 945 01:01:21,445 --> 01:01:23,246 I'm so stressed. 946 01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:24,814 I've got so much going on. 947 01:01:24,815 --> 01:01:28,084 I just can't remember anything. 948 01:01:28,085 --> 01:01:31,221 Can you remember anything? 949 01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:36,160 Like, the passage from "Romeo and Juliet?" 950 01:01:38,863 --> 01:01:41,530 I need you to be my Rom King. 951 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:46,603 Fine, fine. 952 01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:56,613 "Romeo, Romeo, 953 01:02:01,952 --> 01:02:07,024 wherefore art, oh Romeo? 954 01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:13,497 And if I though wilt not, 955 01:02:14,531 --> 01:02:16,366 but be sworn my love. 956 01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:23,040 And I'll no longer be a Capulet." 957 01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:35,185 What did I do? 958 01:02:48,198 --> 01:02:50,900 Are you okay, Your Majesty? 959 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:52,769 It's silly, really. 960 01:02:54,171 --> 01:02:57,340 I just got bittersweet memories of that play. 961 01:02:57,341 --> 01:02:58,707 I was watching a performance 962 01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,577 of "Romeo and Juliet" when my waters broke. 963 01:03:01,678 --> 01:03:03,747 Not very regal behavior on my part. 964 01:03:05,015 --> 01:03:06,851 I'll be back out in two seconds. 965 01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:12,622 Is she okay? 966 01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,224 Yes. 967 01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:16,526 She'll be back soon. 968 01:03:17,694 --> 01:03:20,629 I think we'll call it a damned performance. 969 01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,766 It was okay, I liked it, Corinthia. 970 01:03:23,767 --> 01:03:26,569 But I think we would've been better off 971 01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:29,272 with one of the other plays. 972 01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:30,340 Mother wasn't a fan. 973 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,277 Well, I think it was the play 974 01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:36,713 she was watching while she was in labor. 975 01:03:39,149 --> 01:03:40,150 Oh, dear. 976 01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:42,752 Hm. 977 01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:46,155 Oh, my darling child. 978 01:03:46,156 --> 01:03:47,657 My little Juliet. 979 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,427 I do wonder where you are. 980 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,638 Mother, are you okay? 981 01:04:02,639 --> 01:04:03,539 I'm sorry, my darling. 982 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:04,909 I was being silly. 983 01:04:07,711 --> 01:04:09,146 Did you change already? 984 01:04:11,481 --> 01:04:12,716 Just briefly. 985 01:04:15,219 --> 01:04:16,353 Who's Juliet, Mother? 986 01:04:17,988 --> 01:04:19,188 I'll wait out front. 987 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,357 We can join you there. 988 01:04:50,154 --> 01:04:52,155 Well, that's what Stacey said, 989 01:04:52,156 --> 01:04:54,223 me Mother's old cellmate. 990 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:56,125 That's impossible. 991 01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:57,027 Is it, Gemma? 992 01:04:58,195 --> 01:04:59,628 We're twins. 993 01:04:59,629 --> 01:05:01,465 I mean, I know she messed up, 994 01:05:02,766 --> 01:05:05,435 but I just can't imagine her stealin' a baby. 995 01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:15,711 Only me. 996 01:05:15,712 --> 01:05:19,615 Sorry, His Majesty wants his golf cardigan. 997 01:05:19,616 --> 01:05:22,618 He simply can't play without it apparently. 998 01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:26,156 Who'd have thought a jumper would be so important, huh? 999 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:36,933 Oh, my. 1000 01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:05,295 Oh! 1001 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:10,833 Are you okay, Connie? 1002 01:06:10,834 --> 01:06:11,901 Corinthia? 1003 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:15,105 Yeah, it's me. 1004 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:21,178 Gemma. 1005 01:06:29,219 --> 01:06:31,488 So, it was you this past week. 1006 01:06:32,489 --> 01:06:34,458 I knew something was different. 1007 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,328 You're the bitter drinker. 1008 01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:40,397 Bitter? 1009 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,800 That's not important. 1010 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,241 I'll let Gemma explain. 1011 01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:54,311 It's all got rather complicated. 1012 01:06:55,145 --> 01:06:56,913 This had better be good. 1013 01:07:00,317 --> 01:07:02,351 Me devious mother sublet this place, 1014 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:03,487 we don't even own it. 1015 01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:07,190 And I met Corinthia when you checked in. 1016 01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:08,957 I mean, it was obvious we were related 1017 01:07:08,958 --> 01:07:10,894 and we just wanted to know the truth. 1018 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,098 But you swapped places? 1019 01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:16,833 Curiosity. 1020 01:07:17,901 --> 01:07:21,504 She were tired of her life and well, 1021 01:07:21,505 --> 01:07:23,072 I just wanted to know what it felt like 1022 01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:24,841 to be a princess for awhile. 1023 01:07:26,110 --> 01:07:28,344 I mean, we knew deep down 1024 01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:31,247 it had something to do with me mum, 1025 01:07:31,248 --> 01:07:33,183 if I can even call her that (chuckles). 1026 01:07:33,983 --> 01:07:36,986 But what did she do? 1027 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,089 Well, it turns out she stole 1028 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:42,391 a baby when she was in prison, 1029 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,728 on the basis of the mother didn't need to. 1030 01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:47,530 That's awful. 1031 01:07:47,531 --> 01:07:49,833 Yeah, and the king and queen kept it quiet. 1032 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:55,638 Well, I never heard anything about it, I can assure you. 1033 01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:57,941 Yeah, but we need proof. 1034 01:07:59,943 --> 01:08:02,245 You need to get evidence of me mum. 1035 01:08:02,246 --> 01:08:04,880 You have to tell the king and queen. 1036 01:08:04,881 --> 01:08:06,782 We need to sort me mum... 1037 01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:10,487 Tracey out first, and then we'll tell the king. 1038 01:08:11,721 --> 01:08:13,757 I kept wondering why your voice was different, 1039 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,960 and the accent kept slipping. 1040 01:08:19,896 --> 01:08:22,732 Look, this is the real me. 1041 01:08:24,368 --> 01:08:26,770 I'm just a gobby Yorkshire lass. 1042 01:08:29,873 --> 01:08:30,874 I quite like it. 1043 01:08:34,378 --> 01:08:38,081 I don't know what this means between us then. 1044 01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:42,986 That's... 1045 01:08:44,788 --> 01:08:45,855 I like ya. 1046 01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:47,991 I really like ya. 1047 01:08:50,927 --> 01:08:53,863 Oh, well, thank you. 1048 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:20,256 This will take some explaining to do to my employers. 1049 01:09:23,193 --> 01:09:24,494 Oh. 1050 01:09:41,077 --> 01:09:41,978 Juliet? 1051 01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:44,448 What are you doin' in my room? 1052 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:47,115 How could ya? 1053 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:48,484 What? 1054 01:09:48,485 --> 01:09:49,718 That's nothing. 1055 01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:51,355 Why did ya lie to me, Tracey? 1056 01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:54,358 How did ya find out? 1057 01:09:55,725 --> 01:09:58,661 Well, it turns out I met my twin sister, 1058 01:09:58,662 --> 01:10:01,196 the bonafide princess were my real family checked 1059 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:03,332 into the holiday cottage. 1060 01:10:03,333 --> 01:10:05,234 Royals (laughs). 1061 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:08,271 I knew they were rich, but royals. 1062 01:10:08,272 --> 01:10:09,505 I've got an idea. 1063 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:11,274 You're coming with me to the cottage. 1064 01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:12,174 I'm not. 1065 01:10:12,175 --> 01:10:13,376 We're going to the police. 1066 01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:15,479 Oh, don't test me. 1067 01:10:16,646 --> 01:10:20,283 After all, you're not my daughter, are ya? 1068 01:10:20,284 --> 01:10:21,318 Now, come on. 1069 01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:23,253 Get off me! 1070 01:10:28,157 --> 01:10:29,658 Custard creams? 1071 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:30,560 Are you sure? 1072 01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,664 Live a little. 1073 01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:40,737 There's no other way to say it, Mama and Daddy. 1074 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:45,641 You've not brought shame on the family, have ya? 1075 01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:50,614 No, but I have a confession to make. 1076 01:10:52,882 --> 01:10:55,285 Over the past week, it hasn't been me. 1077 01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:57,986 Silly girl. 1078 01:10:57,987 --> 01:10:59,988 You were here this morning. 1079 01:10:59,989 --> 01:11:00,924 It wasn't me. 1080 01:11:02,292 --> 01:11:04,861 She might have started her experimental phase, darling. 1081 01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:09,799 What have you taken, Corinthia? 1082 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:13,269 I'm not high. 1083 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:18,140 Let me shed some light. 1084 01:11:18,141 --> 01:11:19,775 It couldn't be. 1085 01:11:19,776 --> 01:11:21,410 My Juliet. 1086 01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:22,645 It must be you. 1087 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:24,713 Not so fast, Queenie. 1088 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:26,382 Stay there. 1089 01:11:26,383 --> 01:11:27,350 Who are you? 1090 01:11:27,351 --> 01:11:29,084 I'm her mother. 1091 01:11:29,085 --> 01:11:30,319 You're not. 1092 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,722 I raise you, you ungrateful cow. 1093 01:11:34,057 --> 01:11:35,725 Oi, you, in here. 1094 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:39,195 Go on, Princess, sit down. 1095 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:42,631 What in heavens is happening, Mummy? 1096 01:11:53,577 --> 01:11:55,612 Get me the police, now! 1097 01:11:58,114 --> 01:12:00,082 You're taking this too far, Tracey. 1098 01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:01,484 Stop it before it's too late. 1099 01:12:01,485 --> 01:12:04,319 I ain't going anywhere without some royal treasure. 1100 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:05,588 Oh, sure. 1101 01:12:05,589 --> 01:12:07,556 We've got the crown jewels in our suitcase. 1102 01:12:07,557 --> 01:12:10,225 Don't try and fool me, King Moron. 1103 01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:12,428 You wouldn't go anywhere without thousands 1104 01:12:12,429 --> 01:12:14,630 of quids worth of valuables on ya. 1105 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:16,399 I bet Queenie here doesn't leave the house 1106 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:18,501 without some diamonds on her person, 1107 01:12:18,502 --> 01:12:20,736 so hand it over or this family reunion 1108 01:12:20,737 --> 01:12:23,072 is going to be short-lived. 1109 01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:25,674 I've got time. 1110 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:28,343 Treasure, jewels, valuables. 1111 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:29,445 Now! 1112 01:12:29,446 --> 01:12:31,113 I have nothing. 1113 01:12:31,114 --> 01:12:32,347 Oh, come on. 1114 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,483 Otherwise, Gemma or Juliet or whatever 1115 01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:37,086 her bleeding name is now, she's gonna get it. 1116 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:39,489 What about a bank transfer? 1117 01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:42,190 Good idea. 1118 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:43,926 I like you, Princess. 1119 01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:46,530 I want a million quid now. 1120 01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:52,134 Oh God sakes, Daddy, just let me. 1121 01:12:52,135 --> 01:12:53,536 - Hey, hey. - It'll be quicker 1122 01:12:53,537 --> 01:12:54,803 if I do it. 1123 01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:56,105 Fine, get on with it. 1124 01:12:58,642 --> 01:13:00,043 Put in your account number. 1125 01:13:12,556 --> 01:13:13,489 Hiya! 1126 01:13:13,490 --> 01:13:15,624 Don't look at me. 1127 01:13:18,662 --> 01:13:19,895 Good thing we had that year learning 1128 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,498 from Grand Master Takashi, hey? 1129 01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:32,775 We're arresting you on suspicion of theft, 1130 01:13:32,776 --> 01:13:35,511 handlin' and distribution of stolen goods, blackmail, 1131 01:13:35,512 --> 01:13:38,547 kidnapping, attempted assault, attempted murder. 1132 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:39,749 Let's see, what else? 1133 01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:41,884 Fraud. 1134 01:13:41,885 --> 01:13:42,751 Yeah. 1135 01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:43,686 Yeah, fraud. 1136 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:44,953 You didn't have to say anything, 1137 01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:46,188 but it may harm your defense 1138 01:13:46,189 --> 01:13:47,656 if you fail to mention one question, 1139 01:13:47,657 --> 01:13:49,593 anything you later rely on in court. 1140 01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:52,695 I treated you all right, didn't I? 1141 01:13:52,696 --> 01:13:55,031 We had some good times, didn't we? 1142 01:13:56,332 --> 01:13:58,567 Oh! 1143 01:13:58,568 --> 01:14:01,304 What possessed you to switch places with your sister? 1144 01:14:03,873 --> 01:14:05,675 I just needed a break, Daddy. 1145 01:14:07,110 --> 01:14:09,812 We can't keep living by all these rules and restrictions. 1146 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,614 It's almost like you don't trust us to live 1147 01:14:11,615 --> 01:14:13,916 the lives we've always wished, 1148 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:17,085 without being able to hold the family name. 1149 01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:18,321 I'm sorry, Corinthia. 1150 01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:23,125 I'm sorry I put so much pressure on you and Di. 1151 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:24,928 My father did the same with us. 1152 01:14:26,663 --> 01:14:29,332 It's heavy weight of the crown. 1153 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:34,436 But we have to evolve with the times. 1154 01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:37,272 I mean, some of the traditions are just so archaic. 1155 01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:39,441 I have to fly to Switzerland next week 1156 01:14:39,442 --> 01:14:41,343 and perform Shakespeare. 1157 01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:45,314 Listen, Corinthia, really, you don't have to go. 1158 01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,450 No Daddy, I'll go, 1159 01:14:48,451 --> 01:14:52,055 but I have a better idea. 1160 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:56,825 His Lordship, he loves Chopin, right? 1161 01:14:56,826 --> 01:14:57,727 Yes. 1162 01:14:59,428 --> 01:15:04,099 Well, maybe, I could play the piano for him instead. 1163 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,368 Hm, okay, okay. 1164 01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:12,775 I knew something didn't make sense this last week. 1165 01:15:12,776 --> 01:15:15,044 Corinthia was rarely that nice to me. 1166 01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:17,646 I think perhaps this family all need 1167 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:20,482 to be a bit more open and respectful with each other. 1168 01:15:20,483 --> 01:15:23,051 So, what should we call you now, Sis? 1169 01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:25,120 Gemma or Juliet? 1170 01:15:25,121 --> 01:15:27,289 Well, I'll make us all a brew 1171 01:15:27,290 --> 01:15:28,724 and then I'll just decide. 1172 01:15:28,725 --> 01:15:31,894 I mean, I like Gemma, but I really like Juliet, 1173 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:35,330 and I guess, I mean, why not? 1174 01:15:44,407 --> 01:15:45,908 We've got something to tell you all. 1175 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:31,420 Oh, sorry, Gems, I can't... 1176 01:16:35,258 --> 01:16:36,425 I told you. 1177 01:16:37,794 --> 01:16:38,862 I'm not Gem. 1178 01:16:41,530 --> 01:16:42,598 Not this again. 1179 01:16:48,972 --> 01:16:51,340 She's telling the truth, meathead. 1180 01:16:54,177 --> 01:16:55,078 What? 1181 01:16:56,012 --> 01:16:56,913 I... 1182 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:02,051 Miles, for the past week, 1183 01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:05,221 I've fallen head over heels in love with you. 1184 01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:10,425 Gems, I didn't know anything about this. 1185 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:11,694 I'm sorry. 1186 01:17:11,695 --> 01:17:12,829 Yeah, I know. 1187 01:17:14,363 --> 01:17:16,231 But go on, big boy. 1188 01:17:16,232 --> 01:17:17,533 You have me blessing. 1189 01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:26,475 The question is, does your previous offer still stand? 1190 01:17:35,985 --> 01:17:39,322 Well, funnily enough, 1191 01:17:40,423 --> 01:17:42,091 I kept it on me just in case (laughs).