1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,464 --> 00:00:11,720 Ladies and gentlemen, my mom, Leanne Morgan! 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:44,419 --> 00:00:47,589 Thank y'all, darling Wilmington, North Carolina. 5 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,299 Honey, thank y'all. 6 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:56,890 And thank y'all for watching that first Netflix special. 7 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,225 Thank y'all. Thank y'all. 8 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,935 That changed my life. 9 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:04,189 And I have only watched it one time 10 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:08,193 because, if I watch myself, I feel like I'm gonna vomit. 11 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:09,736 And… 12 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:13,364 And I'm ashamed to tell y'all, when I watched that thing, 13 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:16,159 I should've been thinking, "Oh, I should've done that better," 14 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,870 or, "I should've said that," or, "I could've done that." 15 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:19,788 No. 16 00:01:19,871 --> 00:01:23,124 All I could think of the whole time I watched that thing 17 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,752 was, "When did my breasts…" 18 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:36,096 "When did my breasts get so fat?" 19 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,143 And I'm not talking… 20 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,688 You North Carolina boys, I'm not talking about a cute fat. 21 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:50,610 I'm talking big old mamaw breast. 22 00:01:57,575 --> 00:02:01,079 And it felt to me like one was going that way, and one was going that way. 23 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:10,255 And then, y'all, okay, I was in a movie with Reese Witherspoon and Will Ferrell. 24 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,010 I know. That was crazy. 25 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,471 That came out of nowhere. I'll tell you who did that. 26 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:21,516 That little Reese Witherspoon. That doll, that smart thing. 27 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:24,686 And she made me her big sister, Gwyneth. 28 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:26,396 And… and let me tell y'all 29 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:29,732 that Reese Witherspoon is the size of this glass. 30 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:36,156 And she stood next to me in that movie, in that wedding movie, 31 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,867 and her little head hit right here. 32 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,621 And when I saw the movie, I thought, 33 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,916 "Oh, her head's the size of this breast." 34 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:57,093 And we shot that thing in Atlanta. It took two months, and it was so fun. 35 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,263 And it was like being at summer camp. It really was. 36 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:01,723 But I was scared to death. 37 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:05,310 Before I went down there, I thought I was gonna get the shingles. 38 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:08,646 I was scared to death. 39 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,733 And I thought, "Well, I bet I'll lose weight." 40 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,819 "I bet I'll lose weight 'cause I'm scared to death, 41 00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,697 and I'll probably have explosive diarrhea every day." 42 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:23,578 And then I thought, "All those little people in Hollywood are so tiny." 43 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,039 Everybody's frail and little bitty. 44 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,333 The men have got big heads and little legs. 45 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,251 I don't know if y'all have noticed that. 46 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,713 Think of Tom Cruise. Big head, little legs. 47 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:37,508 And I thought, "Well, I bet they don't feed 48 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:40,053 those little Hollywood people when they're doing a movie." 49 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:44,098 "That'll be good for me. I can go without food for two months." 50 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,017 Well, no, that's not what happens. 51 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,478 There's a thing called crafty. 52 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:52,523 And these darling people cook all day long on a movie set. 53 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,525 And because it's in a union, 54 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:59,322 they have to feed you a hot meal every two-and-a-half to three hours. 55 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,201 Reese didn't eat it. 56 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:05,536 But I did. 57 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,082 Let me tell you this about movies. 58 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:12,085 You sit there for a long time during the day with nothing to do 59 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,921 until they call your name, and you get kind of bored. 60 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,548 And then some little darling man will yell, "Empanadas," 61 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:20,635 and I would just take off running as hard as I could. 62 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,392 I wore the same shoe throughout that movie, 63 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,478 and it was a wedge with a strap going up my ankle. 64 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,605 And by the end of that two months, 65 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:37,026 those darling wardrobe people had to poke an extra hole in my strap. 66 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:43,283 Because I was retaining fluid so bad. 67 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:48,162 Look at these darling men here tonight that live in Wilmington, North Carolina. 68 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,543 So cute. 69 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,004 Y'all could be home watching baseball. 70 00:04:56,504 --> 00:05:00,425 But you're gonna have to hear about my fat breast and my retaining fluid. 71 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:06,222 If I have time, I'll talk about my reflux. 72 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,643 I don't know. Just hold on, boys. I don't know. 73 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,022 Okay, let me tell y'all 74 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,691 that I fell in love with everybody on that movie set, 75 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:19,152 but I really got close to the hair and makeup people, 76 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,863 and they were all local people from Atlanta. 77 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,907 And every time I went in that trailer, they would say to me, 78 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,493 "Leanne, you have got to let us be the ones 79 00:05:27,577 --> 00:05:30,705 to take you to this historical place in Atlanta." 80 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:33,333 "Everybody's gotta go at least one time in their life." 81 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:35,460 "Please let us be the ones to take you." 82 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,420 And I was like, "Okay." 83 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,422 "I love history." 84 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,637 They wanted to take me 85 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,015 to the Clermont Lounge. 86 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,642 Anybody here heard of that? 87 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:58,858 Well, let's tell all these other innocent and sweet, precious people 88 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:02,612 what that Sodom and Gomorrah is. 89 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:10,036 The Clermont Lounge is in the Clermont Hotel, 90 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:12,705 and that's, I guess, a historical hotel. 91 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,165 And they painted it pink. 92 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:16,417 And I think it's expensive to stay there. 93 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,712 There's a rooftop bar where young people take their Instagram pictures 94 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,130 and put it on there. 95 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:26,636 And then inside the hotel is a restaurant, a bar, and a coffee shop. 96 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,389 Down in the basement… 97 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:34,143 …in a dark, black hole 98 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,062 is the Clermont Lounge. 99 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:39,273 And that is a strip club. 100 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:41,984 Whoo! 101 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:46,114 And when I found that out, I said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I have the Holy Spirit." 102 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:54,372 I know. I'm like, "I'm not going to that mess." 103 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:56,416 They were like, "It's not what you think it is." 104 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,751 "Just trust us. It's not what you think it is." 105 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,170 The only thing I've ever known about a strip club… 106 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:05,508 There was one in Knoxville, Tennessee that was on the side of the interstate, 107 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,301 and it was called The Catch, 108 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,054 and my little children thought it was a Mexican restaurant. 109 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,350 And then I've seen movies, you know. 110 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,562 I've seen movies with strippers and professional athletes 111 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:20,189 and lights and poles and all that kind of stuff. 112 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,234 This is not that. 113 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:27,780 This is more like Ripley's Believe It or Not. 114 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,827 But I didn't know that. And they kept begging me to go. 115 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,997 And I was so freaked out, I asked my middle child, Maggie. 116 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,833 I said, "Do you think if I go to this thing, 117 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:40,877 I'm gonna feel the presence of Satan?" 118 00:07:42,211 --> 00:07:44,755 And she said, "Yeah, girl, I do." 119 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:50,386 And I said to my baby child, 120 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,722 who's fascinated by sin… 121 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:03,983 I said, "Do you think I'll feel Satan?" 122 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,651 She went, "No, I don't think so." 123 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,155 They both know I'm very sensitive. 124 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,491 I have felt the presence of Satan 125 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:15,703 on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. 126 00:08:15,786 --> 00:08:18,164 I think he lives there full-time. 127 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,541 And in Las Vegas twice. 128 00:08:22,084 --> 00:08:25,796 So they kept begging me to go, kept begging me to go. 129 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:29,217 And so, we go down these dark steps, 130 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,219 down in this hole. 131 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:35,306 And there's these big men standing at the bottom, and they go, "Cash only." 132 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:39,644 "If you take your phone out and use it, we'll beat you to death with it." 133 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,399 Well, they didn't say that, but it felt like that. 134 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:52,240 The hair and makeup people said, "You'll get new material out of it." 135 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:56,118 Anytime anybody says that to me, I know something traumatic's about to happen. 136 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:59,747 Okay, we go into this basement of this hotel, 137 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,123 and it's a basement, 138 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:04,210 and there are no lights, no poles, nothing like that. 139 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,379 There's a tiny little stage with… 140 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:10,675 The bar is built around it, and it's got a low ceiling. 141 00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:15,805 So all these women that dance there that are over five feet tall 142 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:18,599 have to dance like this. 143 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,776 We go in there… 144 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:32,738 And this is the impersonation the hair and makeup people had of me. 145 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,032 They said that I held my purse all night and went… 146 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,958 After I was there for a while, I realized 147 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,711 there's people that like to go to this place. 148 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,922 First of all, darling gay men. 149 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,217 Darling, precious gay men. 150 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,262 And I don't know if it's because… Hey. 151 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:06,564 I don't know if it's 'cause y'all like to encourage and lift up and cheer. 152 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,692 You know? I think so, you doll. 153 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,278 Okay. And then women's groups. 154 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,529 Women's groups go. 155 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,032 That sounds like Bible study. Not that. 156 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:21,746 It's like girls with cowboy hats on and boas. 157 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:24,999 And they're going for bachelorettes and birthdays, and going… 158 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:27,501 That kind of… that kind of girl. 159 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,629 And then serial killers. 160 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:34,592 Serial killers like to go. 161 00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:38,137 I know I looked in the face of a serial killer. 162 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,600 The first woman that came out 163 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,769 was at least 70 years old. 164 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,147 Before I start talking about these little women, 165 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:52,109 I don't want y'all to go, "Leanne's making fun of women trying to make a living." 166 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,779 Ain't nobody making any money. 167 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,447 All right? Nobody. 168 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,120 This ain't about the money. 169 00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:07,416 And it's sweet that they let everybody participate. 170 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,462 But anyhoo, all right, 171 00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:15,424 that little woman comes out, and she's got on a pump about that long, 172 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,259 but her little foot's about that long, 173 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,470 and it was swimming around in that big pump. 174 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,057 And after more people came out, I thought, 175 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:25,309 "Nobody's shoes fit." 176 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:31,482 Everybody was sliding around and dancing in their shoes. 177 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:37,863 And I thought there must be a big pile of shoes in the back… 178 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,282 …and they tell them, 179 00:11:40,366 --> 00:11:43,244 "Get you on a pair of shoes before you go out there and dance." 180 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:50,668 But this little woman had on a denim pair of shorts and a tank top, 181 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,670 and that's what she danced in. 182 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,631 And it looked like somebody would wear that 183 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,300 on a Saturday morning in the Dollar General store. 184 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,761 That's what it looked like. 185 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:05,015 It looked like somebody that would go, "I just need some Diet Dr Pepper, 186 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,727 and a couple of cans of Hormel Chili." 187 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:14,316 The second woman that came out was a young girl. 188 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,444 I think she was probably about 30, 189 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:20,489 and she had blonde, curly hair and black, horn-rimmed glasses. 190 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,367 She was very enthusiastic. She came out, and she was like… 191 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,538 I thought, "Who does she look like?" 192 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:30,624 "Ooh, Mrs. Frizzle on Magic School Bus." 193 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,420 On PBS. 194 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,422 My kids loved that show. 195 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:43,053 And that little thing danced in a 4th July, patriotic-themed, 196 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,390 red, white, and blue bra and panty set. 197 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:51,061 And I'll just tell y'all, it was a little dingy. 198 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,525 And as a mother, 199 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,738 all I could think of when that little thing was dancing was, 200 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,574 "Man, I wish I could take that bra and panty set home… 201 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,453 …and Biz that overnight." 202 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,998 Oh. Mm. 203 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,083 You can do anything with Biz. 204 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:14,460 I love Biz. 205 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:17,671 I thought, "If I could just get a Tupperware bowl, 206 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,757 put about that much Biz in it, 207 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:24,553 then fill it with water, soak that bra and panty set overnight…" 208 00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:31,894 I know. 209 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,275 Oh, y'all. 210 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,027 Thank y'all. 211 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,991 Thank y'all. Well, I like doing laundry. 212 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,034 Okay. 213 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,120 But you know, that night, I walked away thinking two things. 214 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,038 I really did. 215 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,958 First, I thought, "You know what, if times get bad…" 216 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,630 "If times get bad, 217 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:03,676 I think I'd be a big deal there. I do." 218 00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:06,136 I do. 219 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,475 Thank you. 220 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,769 I'm tall. I'd have to hinge at the hip. 221 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:18,816 The second thing I thought was Satan wasn't there. 222 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:22,570 I don't think Satan was there. I think Satan was like, "I'm good." 223 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:31,036 Okay, let me tell y'all that after my first Netflix special, 224 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,415 my team said, "Where do you want to work out this new material?" 225 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,667 "Let's send you to Southern California." 226 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,794 "Sunny Southern California." 227 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,963 "You can get away from that Tennessee winter." 228 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,673 I was like, "Okay." 229 00:14:43,173 --> 00:14:44,884 This was January 2023, 230 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,845 and I know y'all don't remember, 'cause sweet Californian people 231 00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,598 have been through so much with weather and all that stuff, 232 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,642 but this was an unbelievable rain. 233 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,562 Like an unusual rain that they had not had in decades. 234 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,522 And they called it biblical. 235 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:03,694 And so my travel agent called me the day that we were flying out, and she said, 236 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,280 "A biblical storm is hitting Southern California!" 237 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,324 "You're not gonna make it!" 238 00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:11,118 And she sent me an article that had the word "ark" in it. 239 00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,161 And I was like… 240 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,166 But me and my baby child went out there, 241 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:19,418 and we landed, and everything was all right. 242 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,587 It really wasn't that much rain. 243 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,839 They're just not used to it out there. 244 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,718 I don't know if they don't have drainage systems or what, 245 00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:29,887 but everybody was running through the streets 246 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,306 with their bra on the outside of their clothes. 247 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,727 But we made it okay, and this baby went with me. 248 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:40,105 And she's backstage. She's my makeup artist full-time. 249 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:42,983 Thank you. 250 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,029 But anyway, thank the Lord she went with me 251 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,699 because I can't be driving and all that out there in Southern California. 252 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,411 And I don't think 59 is old, but I do think my nerves are shot. 253 00:15:55,579 --> 00:16:00,793 So we go, and we get a rental car, and we go to eight hotels in four weeks. 254 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,504 And by the end of that month, she said 255 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,839 she was gonna slap my teeth out. 256 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,229 She's not listening, 'cause she's sick of me, I think. 257 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,356 But I'm scared of her. 258 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,320 But anyway, she said that I got on the passenger side of that rental car 259 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,657 and held onto that handle the whole time, 260 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,327 and put my brakes on on the passenger side. 261 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,121 And maybe I did, 262 00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,747 but somebody had to do it. 263 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,459 And then I like to wear an Apple Watch 264 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,295 because I like to monitor my own heart health. 265 00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,508 And I like to push that button that tells you where your iPhone is. 266 00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,885 That's the best thing that's ever happened to me. 267 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:54,263 I know. 268 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:57,891 And by the end of that month, she screamed at me and said, 269 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:01,145 "Quit dinging that Apple Watch." 270 00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,066 "Your iPhone's in your lap." 271 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:16,368 The first place we go to is Oxnard, California. 272 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,579 I don't know if any of y'all have ever been there, 273 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,914 but it is beautiful. Beautiful. 274 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,375 I'd never even heard of it. It's on the beach. 275 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,211 I rented a little bungalow about two blocks from the beach, 276 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,381 and a little man came up to me and gave me the keys and said, 277 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:33,135 "Water's gonna come up out of this ocean, come up over this thing and kill y'all." 278 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:42,895 Okay, let me tell y'all, it's probably like Wilmington, North Carolina. 279 00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,314 Big, fine homes, one right after another, 280 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:49,693 with boats pulled up to 'em in the water, like cars in a driveway. 281 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:54,531 And I'd never seen anything like that, and I thought, "Who are these people?" 282 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,658 So I said to 'em, 283 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,077 "Who are you people?" 284 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,246 "What do y'all do for a living?" 285 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,625 And they said, "We farm. A lot of us farm." 286 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,045 And I said, "What? I'm from farming people." 287 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,255 "What are y'all farming out here?" 288 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,675 And they said, "Strawberries and dope." 289 00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,560 They're growing a lot of dope 290 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,729 in California. 291 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,606 And see, I'm not used to that. 292 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:32,277 Tennessee… There's nothing legal, recreational or medical, in Tennessee. 293 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:38,617 But CBD stores have popped up all over Knoxville, Tennessee. 294 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,369 And the rumor is 295 00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,162 the dope is a-coming. 296 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,461 And they say that's where the dope is a-going. 297 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,339 It's in those CBD stores. 298 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:57,177 So I was with my physical therapist, Justin, and he was working on my sciatica, 299 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,264 right here, and, uh, inflammation in my hip, 300 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:04,017 and then sometimes my plantar fasciitis flares up 301 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,104 when I'm eating too much bread. 302 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,942 And he said, "Leanne, I've been hearing a lot of good things about CBD." 303 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:15,362 "I think it's very anti-inflammatory." He goes, "Why don't you…" 304 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:18,782 "There's a woman that's opened up a CBD store in this strip mall." 305 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,326 "Why don't you go talk to her when we get finished?" 306 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,538 And so I walked down there, 307 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,124 and I had to pass the Subway. 308 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,209 Sandwiches. 309 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,172 And it was hard for me not to go in there, 310 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,007 because I like that bread. 311 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,010 But it causes plantar fasciitis. 312 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,263 But anyway, I go in that CBD store, 313 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,766 and it smells like patchouli and Subway. 314 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,437 And that little woman's in there, 315 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:51,815 and she's a hippie-looking little woman. 316 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:58,405 I don't know why I'm doing that. 317 00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,324 Okay. 318 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,825 Okay. 319 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:07,164 She looks like one of those little women in North Carolina 320 00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:09,208 that likes to blow glass. 321 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,590 Some of you girls in Asheville… Asheville, North Carolina. 322 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:23,055 She looks like one of those little artsy women that likes to wear a clog. 323 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:26,642 You know, maybe go to a storytelling festival on the weekend. 324 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:28,977 Yeah. 325 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,646 She had hair under her arms. 326 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,064 Ew. 327 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:35,734 And I thought, "You know what, I get it. I'm tired too. I get it." 328 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,239 But anyway, she said, "I think I can help you." 329 00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,908 And she went and got a bag of gummies, 330 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:45,911 and… and it had Delta-8 written on 'em. 331 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,871 Oh. 332 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,207 No. 333 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:55,128 I know. What is Delta-8? I still don't know what it is. 334 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,215 But I do feel like if dope's right here, 335 00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,550 it must be right up under dope. 336 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,847 And maybe sprinkled with LSD, maybe. 337 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,685 She said, "Okay, this is what you're gonna do." 338 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,854 "Take one a night. You gotta be consistent over time with it." 339 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,189 And I was like, "Okay." 340 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,817 It scared me to death. 341 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:19,027 And I got it in the car. 342 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,280 And I thought, "I better not drive fast." 343 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,910 And I got it home. 344 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,829 And Chuck Morgan was there. 345 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,374 And I didn't tell him what I had done. 346 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,544 And I went, "Hey." 347 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:43,677 I got it and took it back and put it in my closet. 348 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,430 And I waited until nightfall. 349 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,226 And I… I was scared to death. I just… 350 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,104 I took a nibble off of one. Just a nibble. 351 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,356 I didn't even take a whole one. Just a nibble. 352 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,525 And I don't know if this was in my head, 353 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:02,154 but 20 minutes later, my heart was beating out of my body. 354 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,450 And I thought, "Oh my Lord, 355 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,411 I'm in A-Fib. I'm in A-Fib." 356 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:18,253 "And I need to go to the emergency room right now." 357 00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:22,341 But I thought, "I didn't tell Chuck Morgan what I'd done, 358 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,593 and he's not gonna know what to tell the doctor." 359 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:26,219 Everything went through my head. 360 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,555 Then I started thinking, "The police are coming." 361 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,973 "The police are coming." 362 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,477 I sat up until 2:00 a.m., 363 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,480 monitoring my own heart rate. 364 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,818 I eventually fell off to sleep, but it wasn't a good sleep. 365 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,363 I wallowed in the bed. 366 00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:47,866 And for all the people in the United States, wallowing means 367 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,785 I wallowed in the bed. 368 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,289 I just… 369 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,415 …wallowed. 370 00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:00,670 I wallowed all night in the bed and dreamed horrible things. 371 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:03,131 I dreamed that me and John Wayne 372 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,926 fought Ricardo Montalbán… 373 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:11,807 …on horseback all night. 374 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,853 I've never taken another one of those gummies. 375 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,064 But I… I didn't throw 'em away. 376 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,482 They're in my closet. 377 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,695 I don't make eye contact with them. I just walk by 'em. 378 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:31,159 The second weekend we were in California, we went to Brea, 379 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,286 which is beautiful too. 380 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:36,289 And beautiful, sweet, precious people there too. 381 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:40,127 And that was gonna be the weekend that my baby child turned 25. 382 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,129 Her daddy said, "I wanna be with y'all." 383 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,840 "I'm gonna buy a plane ticket, and I'm coming out there." 384 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:49,010 So I called my travel agent, and I said, "You better get another room." 385 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,932 "'Cause their daddy misses me." 386 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:08,697 I don't know what it is about Chuck Morgan in a hotel room. 387 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:13,702 But he gets in a hotel room, gets a glazed look over his eyes, 388 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,079 and I feel like I'm doing this. 389 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:23,170 And the reason why I had to get another hotel room 390 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,881 is because this baby and I have been touring together. 391 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:29,801 She's with me all the time. I've done 150 dates with her. 392 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,179 And their daddy does not want me to spend money, 393 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,389 and so we've had to share a room. 394 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:40,228 So we've been butt-to-butt in a king-size bed everywhere we go. 395 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,855 And all of my married life, 396 00:24:41,938 --> 00:24:44,274 Chuck Morgan has told me not to spend money 397 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:47,194 and that we were gonna lose everything. He's tried to scare me. 398 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:49,279 And he's been in my ear. 399 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:53,450 I can hear him saying, "You better eat that free continental breakfast." 400 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:00,916 "Don't you dare go to Panera." 401 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:08,507 But, okay, so Chuck Morgan buys a really cheap airline ticket. 402 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,759 He had to get up in the middle of the night, 403 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,804 and connect all over the United States of America. 404 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,768 He finally gets there, and he is worn to a frazzle. 405 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:24,022 And Chuck Morgan doesn't nap, but he napped on and off that day 406 00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:27,317 and watched Tennessee play basketball in the hotel room. 407 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,779 And then I went to a club and worked two shows. 408 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,114 I was supposed to be thinking about new material, 409 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,243 and all I could think of the whole time I was up there was, 410 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:39,246 "He's gonna get a lot of rest." 411 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:51,841 And I'm gonna have to do 412 00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:54,094 unspeakable things… 413 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,473 …all night… 414 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,102 …so my baby will have a good birthday. 415 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,524 I hate to even say that. 416 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,943 If there's young girls in here that are 20 and 30, 417 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,861 I hate to say that to y'all, 418 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,863 but I want to be honest. 419 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:17,325 I don't wanna blow smoke up y'all's butthole. 420 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:21,788 And I'm not saying y'all have to, but 421 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:25,292 I have prostituted myself to Chuck Morgan… 422 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,219 …for over 34 years now… 423 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,723 …so my children would have good shoes. 424 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,851 And Chuck's in the back tonight. 425 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,812 He would love to come out here and say to y'all right now… 426 00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:56,865 Uh-oh, y'all. Chuck Morgan's gonna get the big head. 427 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:58,617 Um… 428 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,036 He would love to come out here and say to y'all, 429 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,663 "Oh, don't worry, she hasn't been a good prostitute." 430 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,790 That's what he'd say. 431 00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:08,668 Okay, y'all, when it was time to go out there, 432 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,337 I thought I better take a notebook. 433 00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:13,006 I'm in my fifties. I can't think of my name. 434 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:17,385 And I looked in my children's playroom. I'm in the house I raised my children in. 435 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:19,929 And I don't know if y'all got girls, if they did this, 436 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,599 but mine, when they were little, it didn't matter where we went, 437 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:26,353 if it was Walgreens, Target, Walmart, wherever, they would say, 438 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:28,146 "I'm gonna need a notebook." 439 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:33,026 "And it needs to be purple or pink, and it needs to have a heart on it." 440 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:36,696 And then they would take it home and write one dramatic sentence in it 441 00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:38,406 and then throw it away. 442 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:43,703 I've kept all those notebooks, and I found this little purple one with a heart on it. 443 00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:47,248 And my Maggie, my middle one, who is my most sensitive, 444 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,417 had written a sweet note to her fourth-grade teacher 445 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:52,629 about how much she loved her and what she was gonna buy her for Christmas. 446 00:27:52,712 --> 00:27:54,172 And that made me think of this. 447 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:57,759 When I was a young mama, I always had a minivan. 448 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:00,595 And Chuck Morgan was out making us a wonderful living, 449 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,848 but he was gone traveling all over the United States. 450 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,226 And I had these little children all close together, 451 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:09,896 and everybody seems like they were always crying and whipping each other. 452 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,233 And I would be white-knuckling it, 453 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:15,276 trying to get somebody to a soccer practice 454 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,404 that they really didn't want to go to. 455 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,491 What was that? 456 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,079 And everybody would be crying and yelling, and that sensitive baby, that middle one, 457 00:28:26,162 --> 00:28:29,624 would ask me deep, deep questions all the time. 458 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:33,002 For example, questions about the solar system. 459 00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:37,006 And finally, one day, I said, "Baby, I didn't pay attention in school." 460 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,975 Is there anything you'd like to know about Young and the Restless? 461 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,777 And let me tell y'all, she went through a phase 462 00:28:57,861 --> 00:29:00,697 where she was worried who was gonna get to go to heaven. 463 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,615 She wants everybody to go to heaven. 464 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,076 And I remember her asking me about people, 465 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,288 and everybody would be yelling in the back seat, hungry and all that, 466 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,914 and her little voice would say, 467 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,834 "Mommy, is Johnny Cash going to heaven?" 468 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,337 I remember that day, and I remember what I said. 469 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,797 I said, "Yeah." 470 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,258 "Yes, Johnny Cash is going to heaven." 471 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:24,471 "He and June have spread the gospel with Billy Graham all over the States." 472 00:29:24,971 --> 00:29:27,015 "Yes, he'll be in heaven." 473 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:32,437 Okay, and I got to thinking about this when I was… All this was in my mind. 474 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,564 I've got a daughter-in-law who is… 475 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:37,609 We are in love with her, and she is so smart and such a good mama, 476 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:40,028 and I watch her talk to my grandbabies, 477 00:29:40,111 --> 00:29:41,863 and she makes sense. 478 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:46,075 And it's just made me look back. 479 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,289 And… and I think I said some crazy mess. 480 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,876 But I was tired. 481 00:29:57,629 --> 00:30:00,799 So she was worried about who was going to heaven, and she asked me 482 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,217 about J-Lo. 483 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,720 And this was years ago, and I'm a huge J-Lo fan. 484 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,181 And she said, "Mommy, is J-Lo going to heaven?" 485 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:12,227 Just let me tell y'all, I was in a bad place, okay? 486 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:15,897 I was in a bad place, and I think I'd gone up a size in my pants. 487 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:18,483 And she asked me about J-Lo. 488 00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,694 She goes, "Is she going to heaven?" And I said, "I don't know." 489 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,867 "I don't know. I think she needs to mature spiritually." 490 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,035 "And, um…" 491 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,413 "…she's going through a lot of men right now." 492 00:30:35,124 --> 00:30:38,336 I said it. I remember saying it. And it was wrong. 493 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:40,421 And I'm sorry. And I should have never said it. 494 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,798 One reason I shouldn't have, 495 00:30:41,881 --> 00:30:45,802 I went through as many men as J-Lo ever thought about going through, honey. 496 00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:47,220 Just, um… 497 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:51,140 It was terrible. Terrible. 498 00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:54,727 The only difference was, mine were not successful people. 499 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,773 So real quick, let's just recap some of J-Lo's men. 500 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,568 We don't have time for all of them, but… 501 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:03,778 Remember that little first one, the backup dancer? 502 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,656 Remember him? Cris? I think his name was Cris. 503 00:31:06,739 --> 00:31:09,742 What happened to him? Has anybody checked on him? 504 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,747 And then she was with Ben Affleck the first time, 505 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,375 and they could have eaten each other's lips off. 506 00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:20,253 I don't know what happened. Maybe it was too volatile. 507 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:23,047 And then he married little Jennifer Garner. 508 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,261 I know! And I've never met her, but she looks like she'd be precious. 509 00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:30,930 And she looks like she shops at the Loft. 510 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,390 Like everybody else. 511 00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:36,644 And then J-Lo married that little bug-eyed Marc Anthony. 512 00:31:40,106 --> 00:31:41,858 Big head, little legs. 513 00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:43,985 Yeah. 514 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,321 Yeah. 515 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:48,823 He's the size of my cough drop. 516 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:52,911 Look at that. Talented. Very talented. 517 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:56,414 And then she was with big ole A-Rod. And I forget about big ole A-Rod. 518 00:31:56,497 --> 00:32:00,209 And then she got back with Ben Affleck, and they married, and I thought, 519 00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:02,587 "Ooh, this doesn't look good." 520 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,131 'Cause every video or picture you'd see of them, 521 00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:07,717 they'd be coming out of somewhere, and he'd be going… 522 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:14,766 And you know that he worshiped her because she glows. 523 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:18,728 Have y'all noticed that? She glows. I think she's so beautiful. 524 00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:21,940 I read in People magazine that she eats a lot of salmon. 525 00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:25,985 Okay. 526 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:30,323 She does. 527 00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,996 We all need to be eating a lot of salmon. 528 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:42,543 Okay, so here's another story about my middle child being so sensitive. 529 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,254 My children went to a small Christian school in Knoxville, 530 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:47,757 and we loved it. It was like a family to us. 531 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,344 And the elementary school was tiny. 532 00:32:51,427 --> 00:32:54,639 The girl that worked the front desk was Jeannie, a good friend of mine. 533 00:32:54,722 --> 00:32:57,183 And I dropped my little children off that morning, 534 00:32:57,266 --> 00:32:58,685 and I came back that afternoon, 535 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:01,604 and Jeannie saw me walk in, and she grabbed her chest and said, 536 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:04,107 "Oh, my gosh, Leanne, how are you walking?" 537 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:08,069 "Do you need me to call somebody? Do you need to go to the hospital?" 538 00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:12,448 I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Maggie said you had surgery." 539 00:33:12,532 --> 00:33:14,283 "She's asked for prayer." 540 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:20,540 "We've been praying for you over the intercom all day." 541 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:27,213 I said, "Jeannie, I got my IUD replaced." 542 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:37,724 I want you boys in North Carolina 543 00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,977 to know, honey, that I was very fertile. 544 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:44,272 I was very fertile, praise God. 545 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:46,232 I was as fertile as the Napa Valley. 546 00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:50,403 And I think it's 'cause I'm from farming people. 547 00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:52,697 We killed our own beef. 548 00:33:52,780 --> 00:33:55,616 And I've got thick ankles, and I can work in the fields. 549 00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:59,537 But anyway, I had to get an IUD every five years 550 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:02,040 because Chuck Morgan didn't get a vasectomy, and… 551 00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,542 But whatever. It's okay. 552 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:08,921 Let me tell y'all that that precious Christian school put me on a meal chain. 553 00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:14,761 They put me on a meal chain. 554 00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:17,805 And somebody brought me a meatloaf… 555 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:21,309 …that afternoon. 556 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:24,145 And it was a good one. 557 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,357 And so my hope and prayer, and I mean this, 558 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,901 my hope and prayer for all of y'all 559 00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:32,195 is y'all have a good friend who'll make you a meatloaf 560 00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:33,863 when you get your IUD replaced. 561 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,365 I know. 562 00:34:37,784 --> 00:34:39,160 I know. 563 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:45,083 But y'all, people ask me all the time, 564 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:48,878 "Does Chuck Morgan get mad at you talking about him?" And I go, "No." 565 00:34:48,961 --> 00:34:51,297 "He wants me to talk about him." 566 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,341 He'll say, "Tell 'em this." 567 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:59,305 He goes, "Why don't you tell 'em about the time I got arrested?" 568 00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:01,349 Okay. 569 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,519 It was over 25 years ago. 570 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,979 We had three little children under the age of five, 571 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,565 and his company sent us, the very first trip, 572 00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:11,692 to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. 573 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,403 And I was so tickled that I was gonna get to go. 574 00:35:14,487 --> 00:35:16,197 I'd never been anywhere like that. 575 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,492 And my little mom and daddy took care of my babies for a week for me, 576 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:21,494 so I didn't have to worry about them. 577 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:22,870 And I was so excited. 578 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:26,999 We flew out of our little airport in Knoxville, Tennessee, and took all day. 579 00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:32,046 Like 12 hours. Like mules, trains, planes, boats, I don't know, 580 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,549 to get on the other side, the Pacific side. 581 00:35:34,632 --> 00:35:36,509 And we get in the hotel room. 582 00:35:37,009 --> 00:35:39,220 And I had to do unspeakable things. 583 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,358 For seven days. 584 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:02,952 I never saw Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. 585 00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:08,416 By the end of that week, I was depleted. 586 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:13,087 Then it was time to fly all the way back. It took another 12 hours to get back. 587 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,423 We get into East Tennessee to our little airport, 588 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,883 and we landed at midnight, 589 00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:20,386 and we had to drive into East Tennessee where we were living, and I thought, 590 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:23,014 "If I can just put my hands on those babies and go to bed, 591 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,891 everything's gonna be all right." 592 00:36:25,391 --> 00:36:28,311 But darn if Chuck Morgan doesn't get pulled over by the police, 593 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,729 I think he was going too fast. 594 00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:33,399 What he ended up getting arrested for wasn't bad, but we didn't know that. 595 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:36,235 I think it was another ticket that he needed to pay. 596 00:36:37,528 --> 00:36:40,573 We're on the side of the road, and the police car is in front of us. 597 00:36:40,656 --> 00:36:42,909 I'm looking through the headlights at the police, 598 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:46,454 thinking, "This won't take long. We'll be out of here before you know it." 599 00:36:46,954 --> 00:36:48,998 "I'll be home. Mm-hmm." 600 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:51,417 They come around, and they get his license. 601 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:54,253 They get him out of the car, and take him around the front. 602 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:58,174 And I'm watching all this in the headlights, and they cuff him. 603 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:02,386 And he turns around at me, and I go… 604 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,682 What? 605 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,102 What? 606 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:15,775 And he mouths something at me, like, "Oh good Lord, Leanne." 607 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,614 And my whole life flashed before my eyes. 608 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,283 I thought, "He's in a drug cartel." 609 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:33,084 "He has another family in Idaho." 610 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:37,797 I've always thought he had another family in Idaho 611 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,926 because, all of our married life, he has said, "I told you that," 612 00:37:42,009 --> 00:37:43,344 and he hasn't. 613 00:37:44,553 --> 00:37:48,432 He thinks he's told me stuff, and he has not. 614 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:51,978 And I've said, "I've never heard that before in my life." 615 00:37:52,561 --> 00:37:56,482 Finally, one day, I go, "Are you telling a woman in Idaho all this?" 616 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:02,238 I said, "Are you gonna let her go to Panera, Chuck?" 617 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:06,909 Okay, let me tell y'all that Chuck Morgan, when we met, 618 00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:08,995 we were at the University of Tennessee. 619 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:11,330 Go Vols. 620 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:16,127 And he was getting a master's in business and making straight A's 621 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:19,547 and working three jobs and wooing me. 622 00:38:20,047 --> 00:38:22,049 And I was… 623 00:38:27,013 --> 00:38:29,390 …a wreck. A wreck, honey. 624 00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,726 I barely got out of the University of Tennessee. 625 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,645 I graduated through the skin of my teeth. It took me years. 626 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:38,774 I would drop out, go back, all… 627 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:39,817 Okay. 628 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:44,697 But when I knew that I was gonna get to marry Chuck Morgan, I thought, 629 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:47,074 "Oh my gosh." 630 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:49,035 "He is so smart." 631 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,829 "He can do anything. He's gonna take care of everything." 632 00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:53,581 "He's gonna work like a mule." 633 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:59,295 "And I'm just gonna have a ball. I'm just gonna…" 634 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:05,468 Well, we married, and I had my first baby by him. 635 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:07,678 And it dawned on me one day. 636 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,765 I thought, "He's smart at work." 637 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:20,399 "Not at home." 638 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:27,239 And I thought, "Oh no. Surely I'm not in charge." 639 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:32,495 "Surely I'm not gonna be the one to have to tend to all this." 640 00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:36,499 Because it was three years before that, I was dancing to Prince, "When Doves Cry." 641 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:37,875 You know, I was like… 642 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,212 Let me tell you when it really freaked me out. 643 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,214 I had my second baby. 644 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:46,300 She was born April 3rd. This was the last week of March. 645 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:51,138 I was gonna go at any time and give birth, and a big snow came in east Tennessee. 646 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,765 There was snow on the ground. 647 00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:58,437 And I had, um… My oldest baby was… my Charlie, was two. 648 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:01,065 He had quit taking a nap, was still in diapers. 649 00:40:01,148 --> 00:40:03,484 But he was a precious baby, but very active. 650 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,028 And he would beat on the front door, trying to get out 651 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:08,697 so he could run down the yellow line of the highway. 652 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:18,332 And I was worn to a frazzle. 653 00:40:19,166 --> 00:40:23,504 And I was about to give birth at any minute, and I got strep real bad. 654 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:28,759 And my OB-GYN was Pete, who was in our Sunday school class. 655 00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,928 And he was so cute. 656 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,055 And I hated for him to see me that way. 657 00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,977 But Pete said, "You've got a horrible case of strep." 658 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:41,397 "I'm gonna have to put you in the hospital, Leanne, overnight." 659 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,983 "You're gonna have to get a bag of fluids and rest." 660 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:45,276 And I said, 661 00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:46,569 "For real?" 662 00:40:48,487 --> 00:40:49,780 "For real?" 663 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:51,532 "I get to go in the hospital?" 664 00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:54,368 "Overnight?" 665 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:58,080 It's like somebody sent me to Turks and Caicos. 666 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:08,507 They took me to the hospital. 667 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:10,801 Chuck had our two-year-old, Charlie. 668 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:14,680 And they dropped me off early that morning and then disappeared. 669 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,558 And didn't come back until late that night. 670 00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:19,226 And I said, "Where have you been?" 671 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,145 And he went, "Nowhere." 672 00:41:22,396 --> 00:41:25,733 I said, "What are you doing wearing a sweat suit? You're sweating." 673 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:29,153 He said, "Okay, Leanne, I've been playing basketball at the rec center." 674 00:41:29,653 --> 00:41:31,238 I said, "Full-court?" 675 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,035 He went, "Yeah, why?" 676 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:38,037 I go, "Who was watching our baby 677 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,080 while you were playing full-court basketball?" 678 00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:43,918 And I looked down, and my baby's got on a diaper swollen down to his ankles. 679 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,258 And I said, "What has he eaten?" 680 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,052 And he said, "Eaten?" 681 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,599 I said, "Chuck, they… Listen to me." 682 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,976 I go, "They're gonna discharge me tomorrow at noon, 683 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,312 and they need you to bring me an outfit." 684 00:42:06,565 --> 00:42:08,234 Let me tell y'all… 685 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,154 …what he brought me to the hospital. 686 00:42:13,572 --> 00:42:15,824 He brought me a pair of panties… 687 00:42:18,035 --> 00:42:19,495 …that were a triangle… 688 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:22,748 …with strings on it. 689 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,794 My belly button was that big. 690 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:31,799 My stomach was out to here. 691 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:36,470 I had to somehow try to get these panties on. 692 00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:39,181 I think I was crowning. 693 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:40,933 I think I was crowning. 694 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,940 Those panties were the size of Marc Anthony. 695 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:57,658 He brought me a pair of six-inch pumps. 696 00:42:59,201 --> 00:43:01,704 Black. Black pumps. 697 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:05,040 Okay, you girls that are my age, do y'all remember when Kathie Lee Gifford 698 00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:08,252 had her own line of maternity wear at Walmart? 699 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:10,462 Did y'all remember that? 700 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,131 It was to die for. 701 00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:15,843 It was very inexpensive. Basic pieces. Mix and match. 702 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:16,969 I loved it. 703 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:19,847 And then something happened with a sweatshop overseas. 704 00:43:21,890 --> 00:43:24,226 And they shut her down, and I was devastated. 705 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:29,356 But anyway, he brought me a pair of Kathie Lee Gifford summer capris. 706 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,027 Summer. There was snow on the ground in East Tennessee. 707 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,404 Summer capri. 708 00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:37,406 He brought me a summer top 709 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,825 that was not maternity. 710 00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:42,494 So it hit me about right there. 711 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,540 And then a big old fake fur black coat 712 00:43:47,374 --> 00:43:50,753 that I definitely danced to Prince in at a club, honey. 713 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:55,716 And I remember those sweet nurses rolling me out. 714 00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:05,643 I know they got back in that hospital and looked at each other and said, 715 00:44:05,726 --> 00:44:07,770 "She's a prostitute." 716 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:20,658 Let me tell y'all about my precious grandbabies. 717 00:44:20,741 --> 00:44:22,451 Mm, mm, mm, mm! 718 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:25,663 Thank you. Thank you. 719 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,039 Thank you. 720 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:29,083 Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy. 721 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,251 I'm in love with them, and I hope I have ten more. 722 00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:34,963 But I've got two boys, and they are two and four. 723 00:44:35,047 --> 00:44:37,675 And my oldest one calls me Grandmama. 724 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:41,178 When he spends the night, he'll hold on to the railing, hold on to my hand, 725 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:44,139 and he'll say, "Hold on, Grandmama, hold on." 726 00:44:46,141 --> 00:44:47,685 He thinks I'm feeble. 727 00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:55,234 It's very different being a mama than a grandmama. 728 00:44:55,734 --> 00:44:58,070 They're both wonderful, but they're very different. 729 00:44:58,153 --> 00:44:59,822 This is the difference, I think. 730 00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:03,325 When my babies want something, 731 00:45:04,785 --> 00:45:06,245 I'm gonna give it to 'em. 732 00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:11,667 And my boy and his wife are wonderful parents, 733 00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,419 but they say crap to me. 734 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:19,091 Things like, "No more riding toys." 735 00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:29,059 And I'm like, "Okay, but I cannot take back this Chevy with a gooseneck." 736 00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,273 They said to me the other day, 737 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,692 "We're gonna have to wean this one off his pacifier." 738 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:40,446 And I was like, "Yep, that's a good idea." 739 00:45:41,071 --> 00:45:44,283 And then I went home and ordered as many as I could off the Internet. 740 00:45:47,369 --> 00:45:50,831 Now I know why my little mom and daddy acted the way they did. 741 00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:54,334 They helped me so much. My children would spend the night with them. 742 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:58,881 And I remember going to pick them up, and I said to my little daddy, 743 00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:04,511 "Daddy, they've got a yellow film over their teeth." 744 00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:10,601 "Have they brushed their teeth since we've been gone?" 745 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:14,396 And my daddy shook and got so mad at me and said, 746 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,023 "They didn't want to!" 747 00:46:24,156 --> 00:46:26,909 My little mama, Lucille, every time when they were little, 748 00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:30,537 they'd go visit them, Mama would sling open that back door and say, 749 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:35,000 "Welcome. Here's some Magic Markers. Write on the wall." 750 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:41,298 "Come on into Mamaw's house, and go back and get in Mamaw's bed, 751 00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:43,300 and take this bucket of chicken with ya." 752 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:48,722 "Take this bucket of chicken with ya and this little bag of mini marshmallows." 753 00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:52,017 "And wallow in Mamaw's bed." 754 00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:56,230 "And watch Disney until 3:00 a.m. in the morning." 755 00:46:57,731 --> 00:47:01,235 I do the same thing, honey. I do the same thing. 756 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:04,029 I know. 757 00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:07,074 I know. 758 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,827 Who doesn't love chicken in the bed? 759 00:47:11,245 --> 00:47:14,957 And let me tell y'all that we beg them all the time to go on vacation with us. 760 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,333 We want these babies. 761 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:18,460 I want all my children and my babies with me. 762 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:21,922 And let me tell you that I'm a beach person. 763 00:47:22,589 --> 00:47:24,800 I'm a beach person. 764 00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:29,054 And y'all have it made here. Y'all do. I hope y'all know that. 765 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:34,560 If I hit it big someday, I would love to be at the beach. 766 00:47:34,643 --> 00:47:37,729 But Chuck Morgan doesn't believe in joy. 767 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:38,772 So… 768 00:47:43,235 --> 00:47:47,239 His favorite vacation is snow skiing. 769 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:53,203 And so when we met in college, he said, "I'm gonna raise my children snow skiing." 770 00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:56,290 And I thought, "Ooh, what is that?" 771 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,917 Because I didn't know much about it, 772 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,961 'cause I was raised in a town of 500 people 773 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:04,631 on the Kentucky-Tennessee border, and people don't snow ski there. 774 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,759 And I remember seeing it every once in a while on TV and thinking, 775 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,845 "That must be the queen and her people." 776 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,474 But anyway, Chuck Morgan, when we married, 777 00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:18,478 he wanted me to learn, and so he bought me a really nice outfit. 778 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:19,730 One of those ski outfits. 779 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:23,025 And y'all know if you snow ski, all that stuff is very expensive, 780 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,485 so I had to wear that for 15 years. 781 00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:32,993 And I did not keep my weight down. 782 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:39,458 So the first time I went, he sent me to beautiful Beaver Creek, Colorado. 783 00:48:39,541 --> 00:48:41,460 That is beautiful, I know. 784 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:44,922 And he put me in ski school with a group of people, 785 00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:47,549 and our instructor looked like Mitt Romney. 786 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:51,386 And I was up on that mountain, and I wanted to be… 787 00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:58,477 I had on my outfit, and I wanted to be that thin, young, cute, fun ski girl. 788 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:00,103 Okay. 789 00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:03,357 A big old cold front came in. 790 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,652 Some big weather front came in, and snow was blowing sideways. 791 00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,654 You couldn't see your hand in front of ya. 792 00:49:08,737 --> 00:49:11,114 And Mitt looked at all of us and said, 793 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:13,784 "If we get down…" 794 00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:20,082 "If we get down this mountain, 795 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:23,168 I'm gonna have to check y'all's noses for frostbite." 796 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:26,588 "It's 19 below zero." 797 00:49:27,089 --> 00:49:29,591 And I remember thinking, "Fun?" 798 00:49:30,384 --> 00:49:32,594 "What are we doing up here?" Okay. 799 00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:34,179 The next time I got to go, 800 00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:37,474 we waited until our little children were three, five, and seven, 801 00:49:37,557 --> 00:49:39,935 and Chuck Morgan came to me and said, 802 00:49:40,018 --> 00:49:44,564 "I'm gonna take y'all from Tennessee to Colorado for a week for snow skiing." 803 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:47,401 And the only thing that I can compare that to 804 00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:50,153 would be maybe working in a coal mine. 805 00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:58,704 I've never worked in a coal mine, but it looks bad. 806 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:03,000 So, this is my take on snow skiing. 807 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:06,378 At the mountain, that's where the hoop-de-do people are. 808 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:09,798 That's where they rent and own and ski in and ski out, 809 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:11,591 and they all look like Bo Derek. 810 00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,637 Chuck Morgan likes to roll on a budget. 811 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:20,100 He likes to rent an apartment about three towns away from the mountain. 812 00:50:22,936 --> 00:50:26,231 So we all go out there, and every morning, he would get up 813 00:50:26,314 --> 00:50:28,567 and start saying, "We gotta get on that ski lift." 814 00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:31,528 "I paid all this money. We gotta go. We gotta get up there. Everybody." 815 00:50:31,611 --> 00:50:32,904 And these little children, 816 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,531 stunned. 817 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,116 Wake up. 818 00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:38,660 And then I had to get all those little children dressed 819 00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:39,870 with all those layers. 820 00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:42,372 All those layers. Long underwear. 821 00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:45,542 Going down the line, trying to get kids dressed, 822 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,961 and they were half asleep, flopping. 823 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,679 By the time I got 'em dressed, I felt like I had hoed an acre of tobacco. 824 00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:02,142 And then I'd have to make lunch for everybody 825 00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:05,771 because three chicken tenders cost $45 up on that mountain. 826 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:12,736 And then it'd be time to get on that shuttle to ride up to the mountain, 827 00:51:12,819 --> 00:51:16,615 and we'd have to carry everybody's stuff 'cause they were little bitty children. 828 00:51:16,698 --> 00:51:20,994 They'd go, "I can't hold my helmet. I can't carry anything." 829 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:24,289 "I've lost my gloves. I don't know where anything is." 830 00:51:24,790 --> 00:51:28,960 And we were packed like pack mules trying to get everything on that shuttle. 831 00:51:30,545 --> 00:51:32,798 Then I'd have to put ski boots on little children. 832 00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:35,884 They'd go, "No, Mommy, no. Don't put those ski boots on me." 833 00:51:35,967 --> 00:51:37,886 And I don't blame 'em. 834 00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:40,222 Have y'all ever had a ski boot on? 835 00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:43,642 Every time I've ever put one on, I think, "My shins are bleeding." 836 00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:52,859 "My boots are filling up with blood. I can feel it." 837 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,863 Here's one of the memories I have. 838 00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:00,242 This baby child back here that's my makeup artist and travels with me, 839 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:02,661 she says now she's my caregiver. 840 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:06,748 She kinda is. 841 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:09,876 But she has been a joy. That's my third baby. 842 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:14,172 And, uh, she's been a joy and so funny, but she's been a booger. 843 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:16,967 She's been a booger, honey. She does what she wants to. 844 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:21,012 She has since she was 18 months old. You can't do a thing with her. 845 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:24,182 And we were skiing. She was probably four or five that year. 846 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:27,519 And I bought her, you know, a hot pink outfit from Lands' End. 847 00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:29,020 I was so tickled. 848 00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,314 Everybody had gone off skiing. It was just me and her. 849 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,984 We were going in the little gondola up to the bunny slope, 850 00:52:34,067 --> 00:52:36,945 and it doesn't take long to get up there to that bunny slope. 851 00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:38,488 Nobody else was on that gondola, 852 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:41,408 and she starts taking all of her clothes off. 853 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:45,453 Everything. I'm talking everything. 854 00:52:45,537 --> 00:52:48,498 In two seconds, she's nude. 855 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:49,916 And I… 856 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,751 I go, "What are you doing?" 857 00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:54,212 And she said, "My butthole itches." 858 00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:06,349 And I remember… 859 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,143 I remember praying. 860 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:10,478 I remember praying to the Lord 861 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:13,565 and saying, "Dear Lord, 862 00:53:14,357 --> 00:53:16,651 what did I do that was so bad…" 863 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:20,780 "…that this is my vacation now?" 864 00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:25,952 So then I just looked at her, and I said, 865 00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:27,662 "Scratch it." 866 00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:39,007 We try to go every year 'cause Chuck Morgan and the children love it. 867 00:53:39,090 --> 00:53:40,175 All my kids love it. 868 00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:43,762 But the last time I was on skis, I was 47 years old. 869 00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:45,388 Now I'm 59. 870 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:49,559 And I had… We were going to Alta, Utah, which is beautiful. 871 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:51,519 And I had on that tight outfit. 872 00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:55,440 And I was going up the ski lift. 873 00:53:55,523 --> 00:53:57,400 I was on the ski lift, about to get off, 874 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,527 and I had every intention of skiing that year. 875 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:01,696 I had on everything. I was ready to go. 876 00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:05,075 And I know how to get off a ski lift. And I know how to ski. 877 00:54:05,158 --> 00:54:09,287 But something did not click that day, 878 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:14,334 and I just fell off that ski lift into the snow. 879 00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:17,963 And it… That thing kept going around, so I just… 880 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:28,014 And then this long-haired boy that worked there, 881 00:54:28,098 --> 00:54:30,934 with this stuff hanging out of his eyebrows, 882 00:54:31,434 --> 00:54:34,271 came up to me and said, 883 00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:36,815 "Get up." 884 00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:46,616 "Get up." 885 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:50,912 And I'll just tell you boys in Wilmington that 886 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:53,164 I had let my core go. 887 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,333 And… 888 00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:03,508 Real bad. Real bad. 889 00:55:03,591 --> 00:55:05,677 I had let my core go. 890 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,220 And I still had my skis on. 891 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,723 I had to get my poles up and try to do that. 892 00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,183 I don't know how I got up. I don't remember. 893 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:15,395 I feel like I blanked out 'cause I don't remember a thing. 894 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:19,399 But my boy was standing over there and saw the whole thing. 895 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,525 My sweet boy. 896 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:23,028 And I somehow got to the top of that mountain, 897 00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:25,030 and he… he looked at me, and he goes, 898 00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:26,906 "You're okay." 899 00:55:27,615 --> 00:55:30,410 "Okay? You're okay, Mom." 900 00:55:30,910 --> 00:55:32,203 "You're okay." 901 00:55:32,954 --> 00:55:35,206 "Let's get down this mountain." I went, "No." 902 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:41,880 He said, "You're okay. Everything's fine." I went, "No. God spoke to me." 903 00:55:44,215 --> 00:55:46,718 He said, "No, he didn't. I said, "Yes, he did." 904 00:55:46,801 --> 00:55:49,220 "It was… it wasn't an audible voice." 905 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:51,181 "It was in my heart." 906 00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:54,601 And he did. God spoke to me. And I remember what he said. 907 00:55:54,684 --> 00:55:57,854 He said, "Get off these things, Leanne." That's what he said. 908 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,317 And then I think he said, 909 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,195 "Go sit down at that pizza shack for the rest of the week." 910 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:07,405 I was like, 911 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:08,907 "Okay." 912 00:56:10,283 --> 00:56:12,577 Okay, y'all have been darling. 913 00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:15,497 And let me tell you, okay, it's 8:30 now. 914 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:18,792 I'm gonna have y'all in the bed by 9:15. 915 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,460 Okay? 916 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,337 I'm gonna have y'all in the bed. 917 00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:29,552 So if y'all got a melatonin or a magnesium in your purse… 918 00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:34,182 …hold on. Give me a few more minutes and then you can take it. 919 00:56:34,265 --> 00:56:37,852 Okay, I've got one more thing to tell y'all, and then y'all can go home. 920 00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:40,647 And y'all have been precious. Thank y'all for doing this for me. 921 00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:44,067 Thank you. 922 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:46,945 Thank y'all. 923 00:56:47,987 --> 00:56:48,863 Okay. 924 00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,491 Chuck Morgan and I were both raised in church. 925 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:54,160 I wanted to raise my children in church, and he did too. 926 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:58,790 And I'm not saying that, y'all, to say, "I raised my children in church." 927 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:00,875 I'm saying to y'all 928 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:03,128 that we are so dysfunctional. 929 00:57:04,629 --> 00:57:07,298 We are so messed up and dysfunctional 930 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:10,760 that I don't know what would have happened to us if we had not had the Lord. 931 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:12,470 I mean it. 932 00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:15,390 I know. 933 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,726 I know. 934 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,313 I know. Hallelujah. We have the Lord. 935 00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:25,483 But let me tell y'all that I believe that Satan 936 00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:28,736 did not want my family to go to church. 937 00:57:29,904 --> 00:57:32,115 So he would come to our house 938 00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:34,492 every Sunday morning 939 00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:37,412 so he could stir up some shat. 940 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:45,795 Chuck Morgan and I would fight every Sunday morning 941 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:48,715 just like two rabid dogs in the yard. 942 00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:52,719 And I'm ashamed to tell y'all that, but this is what we would fight over. 943 00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:55,722 I like to be at church on time. 944 00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:59,225 I like to get to church before it starts. 945 00:58:00,226 --> 00:58:04,606 Chuck Morgan is a very successful person and very anal-retentive and type A, 946 00:58:04,689 --> 00:58:07,567 and everything is just so, so, so in his life. 947 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:09,152 Except time. 948 00:58:10,612 --> 00:58:13,072 He has no conception of time. 949 00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,826 Everywhere we have ever been in 34 years, we've been late. 950 00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:21,247 And I'm… I'm an on-time person, so it's really been a struggle. 951 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:26,169 Okay. I would be sitting in a minivan in the driveway 952 00:58:26,252 --> 00:58:29,047 with the motor running with three little children. 953 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,799 Chuck Morgan would be standing at the kitchen sink 954 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:33,635 peeling an apple in his underwear. 955 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:45,271 And I would be furious. 956 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:48,149 Eventually he would come out, and I'd be so mad. 957 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:51,903 I'd be pitted out, and I'd be like, "It's already started." 958 00:58:51,986 --> 00:58:54,489 It would've already started. I'm like, "We might as well not go." 959 00:58:54,572 --> 00:58:57,492 "We might as well go back in the house." Then he'd… back at me. 960 00:58:57,575 --> 00:59:00,411 Okay. Here's another thing about Chuck Morgan. 961 00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:03,623 Every time we've ever had a fight, he acts like it never happened. 962 00:59:04,123 --> 00:59:07,460 Never wants to talk about it. Do not mention it. 963 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,087 Poof, it's gone. 964 00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:12,465 I… 965 00:59:13,883 --> 00:59:15,885 I like to resolve conflict. 966 00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:26,271 I like to talk it over and over and over. 967 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,899 And then I like to hang on to it. 968 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:32,610 Push it down. 969 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:35,113 Get it back out if I need it. 970 00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:42,287 We would finally get to church. It would be halfway over. 971 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,872 We would get these little children in a Sunday school class, 972 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:47,625 and their teachers would look at us like, "Do better." 973 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:51,421 And then I'd finally get in a pew with Chuck Morgan, 974 00:59:51,504 --> 00:59:53,339 and he'd start petting on me 975 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,050 and looking at me like he wanted to make out with me. 976 00:59:58,928 --> 01:00:00,597 And he would say, "What's wrong?" 977 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:06,019 I'd say, "I'm calling a therapist tomorrow." 978 01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,147 This is how it would start. 979 01:00:09,230 --> 01:00:11,441 Every Sunday morning, I would get up. 980 01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:15,486 I was the young mama, so I would get up before everybody in the dark 981 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:17,155 so that I could start getting ready. 982 01:00:17,238 --> 01:00:19,866 I wanted to take my bath and blow my hair out 983 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:21,659 and put my makeup on, my pantyhose. 984 01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:24,912 Back then, I wore pantyhose and a dress to church. 985 01:00:24,996 --> 01:00:26,914 Then I would get my three little children up, 986 01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:29,626 and I'd get them dressed and fed all by myself 987 01:00:29,709 --> 01:00:33,212 because my husband was young and his frontal lobe had not developed. 988 01:00:38,676 --> 01:00:41,971 And then, eventually, Chuck Morgan would get up 989 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:44,932 and pop his boxers and… 990 01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:53,149 …cough up something. 991 01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:02,950 Chuck Morgan doesn't use a lot of words. He doesn't like to talk. 992 01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:04,994 He'd start staring at me 993 01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:07,955 and doing something like this. 994 01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:15,254 And I knew what that meant. 995 01:01:16,422 --> 01:01:18,341 I think it's 'cause I'd had a bath. 996 01:01:20,968 --> 01:01:22,929 And I had to decide. 997 01:01:23,012 --> 01:01:24,597 It was up to me. 998 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,808 Is it gonna be a good Sunday? 999 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:30,269 Are we gonna get to go eat chicken after church? 1000 01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:34,023 Or is it gonna be a bad Sunday? 1001 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:37,652 And Satan's gonna cuss all the way in the minivan to church. 1002 01:01:40,279 --> 01:01:41,656 It's up to me. 1003 01:01:42,323 --> 01:01:44,534 And my little children like chicken. 1004 01:01:47,954 --> 01:01:50,123 So I would say to their daddy… 1005 01:01:50,957 --> 01:01:53,084 And just think, church is already starting. 1006 01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:56,546 I'd say to their daddy… 1007 01:02:06,347 --> 01:02:07,306 "Okay." 1008 01:02:13,271 --> 01:02:14,689 "Meet me in the closet." 1009 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:19,944 "You've got three minutes." 1010 01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:24,615 "I'm only taking one leg out of these pantyhose." 1011 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:28,119 Thank y'all so much! 1012 01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:31,372 Thank y'all! Thank y'all! 1013 01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:33,040 Thank y'all! 1014 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:35,501 Thank y'all! 1015 01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:38,963 Thank y'all! I'm gonna bring out my family! 1016 01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:51,100 My baby.