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(hopeful music)
- [Commentator] The give is to Foster,
who breaks free and walks into the end zone.
(audience cheers and applauds)
That puts this game out of reach
and another national championship in reach
for coach Jake Rogers and the Tatum University Tigers,
his second in five years.
It looks like Rogers are going to let Shipley
kick the extra point.
She's making history here, folks.
(heart thumping)
(Shipley exhales)
(whistle blows)
And the kick is off the upright! Oh!
The first female player
in a collegiate national championship
and she bounces it off the upright.
Great effort, but that's gotta hurt.
(lively music)
(ball thuds)
And shank you very much.
You remember that girl? Unlucky number 13.
That's sophomore soccer player Joelle Shipley,
you remember her.
She's the one that missed that PAT
in the national championship game
for the Tatum University Tigers,
and she was just cut from the team this week.
Wait till you hear, my friends,
what Tiger coach Jake the Snake Rogers had to say about it.
Look, the game was over.
I thought I'd give her a shot, but she was terrible. Okay?
She had no business being out there.
She's a soccer player.
You know, we're in America. Newsflash, soccer's for girls.
(both laugh)
Are you kidding me?
Open mouth, insert foot.
Insert fist.
Let's set the stage here, now we're coming off the heels
of the second national championship in five years.
I get it, unquestionably talented,
but I guess we'll call him outspoken coach Jake Rogers,
who I'll remind you,
notably quit playing professional football
in the prime of his career,
is now in hot water for those comments.
Standing next to coach and seen laughing at his comments
is former, former Tiger Athletic Director Frank Polk,
who is now out of the job.
Tatum University President Susan Marquee,
had this to say about Coach Rogers.
You're an idiot.
(chuckles) Come on, Susan.
We fired Frank.
- He's probably on his boat in the Bahamas. Celebrating.
- Your new athletic director is Charli Martin.
- Never heard of him. - Jake, you're a great coach,
but if it was up to me, you'd be out of a job.
- But it's not up to you, now is it, Susan?
- The board of trustees seems to think
winning football games is more important than equality.
Well, newsflash, it is.
- Life isn't all about winning, Jake.
(chuckles) Of course it is.
(chuckles) Get out.
I, I am so sorry.
- I apologize. - No worries. It's my fault.
I'm, I'm not really sure where I'm going.
- What office are you looking for?
The president's office.
Well, that, that's right here.
Oh.
- Well, be careful, she's a little bit militant,
if you know what I mean.
No, what do you mean?
Yes. What do you mean?
And here she is. Look at that.
- Well, I'm glad you two have met. Saves me the trouble.
- We just sort of ran into each other.
Yeah, like, (claps) bang.
- Well, I'm Charli Martin, the new athletic director.
Your boss.
Charli, I like your bag.
Oh, thank you. It's vegan.
- Really? - Seriously?
- Charli is a woman? - Perceptive.
- Charli's not even a woman's name. It's like Jo.
- Actually, Jo is gender neutral.
- Gender neutral? What is- - And it's Charli with an I.
- Of course it is, yeah. - Charli is very qualified
for this position.
She has a PhD in psychology,
a master's degree in Women's Studies,
and is an accomplished athlete in her own right.
- Women's Studies. And you're an athlete?
Cross country four years.
- Cross country's not even a sport. It's like hiking.
I have a meeting.
Charli, the board and I have agreed on the sanctions.
Could you please explain them to coach
Sanctions? What sanctions?
Susan? What sanctions?
Let's grab a cup of coffee.
- I've got a medium chai tea latte,
three pumps skim milk, light water, no foam.
Extra hot for coach.
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
- And a black coffee for? - Charli. Thanks.
Here you go.
- Coach, your money's no good here.
Just keep winning football games.
(chuckles) Thank you. I will.
Because winning is what I do.
Excuse me, $3 please.
- Let's go, Coach Jake. - Hey. Hey.
- Keep it up! - Thank you. Thank you.
- Number one, number one! - Tatum Tigers, boys,
Tatum Tigers.
Hey, can I have some coffee?
- Look, girls playing soccer. (chuckles)
- Coach, I am so sorry to bother you.
We are huge fans.
Asher says he's gonna play for you one day.
Would you mind if we just get a real quick picture?
- Yeah, picture. Go ahead, go ahead, come on.
Stay right. There you go.
Heisman, right here. Hey, now you stay right there.
- What? Hey! - Thank you.
So cool. Thank you, coach.
- Dad, that was awesome. - Kids. Yuck, ick.
- You're not being fired. - (chuckles) I know that.
- But you're suspended indefinitely, without pay.
You are to perform 50 hours of community service
and attend 50 hours of a sensitivity training seminar
before you can be considered for reinstatement.
I make $5 million a year.
- Not this year. Unless-
- The university brings in $50 million a year
as a direct result of my football program.
- The football program is not yours, it's the university's.
You represent the university.
And your attitude toward women
is turning this university into a national joke.
(chuckles) Lemme think.
No, no, no, no, no.
No way. Forget it.
- In that case, you're terminated.
Breach of contract, violation of the code of conduct,
and section 13c of your contract.
What are you a lawyer too?
Yes I am.
Or you can just quit.
Quit, no. Quit? I never quit.
I don't even know what quit means.
No, I will not quit.
- What about professional football?
You quit that, didn't you?
No, I did not quit.
I walked away on my own terms on top, when I wanted to.
Tomato, tomato.
- You know, you know what you are,
you're like, you're like a sheep in wolf clothing.
- I, I, I think what you mean is a-
- No, I know what I mean. And I know what you are.
- Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm.
Well, tell me, what am I?
- You are a- (ball thuds)
Knockout.
Coach, you sure you ain't got a concussion?
I don't have a concussion.
I might have just blacked out.
It's, ow!
For like one quick second.
But who knew soccer balls were so hard?
Maybe Shipley would know.
You know she's back on the team.
The, the girl kicker?
You've gotta be kidding me.
Nope, full ride scholarship.
Thank you. What a week.
You, you heard the news, right?
I heard it. You got suspended.
Talked to your attorney, she says it's legit too.
Straight from the board.
So now what?
That new AD is a ballbuster.
Yeah, but she fine.
- See- - What?
What?
- If I do this sensitivity seminar
and this, this community service stuff, I can be reinstated.
- Okay. We need you to do that coach, 'cause we need you.
All right, here's the plan.
[Staff] Coach, come on.
- You'll become the interim head coach.
I'm sorry? Who?
- I, I'll still be the real head coach.
- Who me? - No, I, I'll be in your ear
talking to you on the side,
like I'm standing right next to you.
Coach, I'm not ready for that.
Yes you are. We can do this.
- Come on, D. We have another national championship to win.
- Hit that. - I got you coach.
(relaxing music)
- [Jake] Is this the sensitivity seminar?
- Who's asking? - Me.
- And you are? - Coach Jake Rogers.
- Coach Jake Rogers. Yes, I know exactly who you are.
Ah, well then why'd you ask?
- Well, you're early. The seminar doesn't start until five.
- Ah, in my world, if you're 10 minutes early,
you're five minutes late.
- So in your world, you're always 15 minutes early.
Yes, I am.
I don't like that.
I prefer punctuality. I like people to be on time.
I don't like early. (chuckles)
So come back at five, please.
That's in 15 minutes.
Do you have another question for me?
- No. - Then goodbye.
(bell chimes)
Welcome to the sensitivity seminar.
My name is Leslie Shannon
and I am your sensitivity development guide.
You have two first names.
Excuse me?
- You have two first names, Leslie and Shannon.
They're both girls' names.
It's weird.
- What if I were to fail you right now?
Wouldn't be very sensitive of me, would it? Yes.
Nor was what you said to me.
So I'll need you to keep your mouth shut for now.
Ears open, yeah.
You're all faculty here at Tatum University,
which means you all screwed up,
which means your future is in my hands.
What do you teach?
Don't worry about it.
Gym.
- Let's grab a seat, root ourselves to the ground,
and get to work on being more sensitive.
♪ Real kings coming up the road ♪
♪ True teams are never gonna know ♪
(engine revving)
(phone ringing)
- Double D. Season opener tomorrow.
- How's Jackson? - He looks sharp, okay?
Team looks great, coach, Washington won't know what hit 'em.
Injuries?
Nothing, nothing too serious.
- Excellent. I went through all the practice footage.
Did you get my game plan?
- Yeah, I did. It, it looks great.
- All right, I'll be in your headset, D,
Like I'm standing right next to you.
- You better be, coach. - Oh yeah.
♪ This is my time ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the man that gets the touchdowns ♪
Hey!
- All right, I'm at my community service assignment.
I'll call you after practice.
(ball thuds)
- [Player] Okay, let's try give and go.
Coach Rogers?
No, no.
- Yeah, you are. I recognize you.
- No, no. - Yeah.
Richard Dragon, lead commissioner. I'm a big fan.
I've been following your coaching career
for a long, long time.
And I have to say, I think you are the best.
- Absolute best, yeah, top man. - Thank you.
And now you're our new coach.
- Uh, no. No, I'm not. - (chuckles) Yeah, you are.
See, I got a call,
I got a call from Charli Martin at Tatum University
that says you owe us some community service, coach.
I'm a football coach.
- Well, where I come from this is football.
Well, you're in America, okay?
This isn't football. This is soccer.
It's girls' soccer and I'm not doing it.
- Yeah, see, Charli warn me, you might say that
and she instructed me to tell you
that if you do not complete your community service,
you will be terminated.
Or you could just quit.
- I don't quit, okay. I never quit.
- What about professional football? Didn't you quit that?
- No, why? Why does everybody, no.
Okay. You know what, fine.
I'll coach. I'll coach, is that, who's that?
Is that my team right there? They look pretty good.
The best.
League champions five years running,
been playing together since they could walk.
Okay. Easy peasy.
That's not your team.
See, that is the Dragons.
Your team is, (humming)
TBNL.
- TBNL? - Yeah. To be named later.
New addition to the league this year.
They don't practice until 10, so you're 15 minutes early.
- Yeah. - Right.
- South field. - Great.
Thank you, Richard. Or should I call you Dick?
No, Richard's fine.
- (sighs) Are you guys the team to be named later?
You guys speak English?
We're girls, not guys.
And I speak English.
Well, good for you.
And the rest of you girls, do you speak English?
Who are you?
- I'm Jake and I guess I'm your new coach.
Yay.
I guess we don't care.
(Jake chuckles)
- Hey, what are you reading there?
- The Bible. - Why?
Eternal salvation. Duh.
- All right, anybody have a soccer ball?
No? No, soccer, nothing?
All right, here's the deal.
I want you guys to all run over to that tree over there,
let's run over there
and lemme see what kinda athletes you are.
Let's go. (claps)
Run on over. Go, don't go at once, but go run now.
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Chop, chop. (claps)
Let's go. You can do it. You got it.
- You say chop chop because I'm Asian?
I, I don't have my whistle.
Are you on the team?
Okay, could you just go and run over there,
like all the rest of the team, Asian or not, please.
Or you can walk.
Oh, great.
(cheerful music)
So I get the reject team. Great.
Where do you kids keep coming from?
- You don't like kids? - No.
(cheerful music)
Want a piece of licorice?
- Stranger danger. Stranger danger.
- (stun gun crackling) - I'm the coach!
It'll be okay.
Just peed his pants a little.
I didn't, I didn't pee.
I just, I was, I spilled my water.
- I taught her to be careful with strangers who offer candy?
Who is she?
- Frankie, my little police cadet.
Is she on the team?
Yep.
- My bad. - And she's the goalie.
- Okay, she's the goalie. You got it.
- Interesting first day, yeah, coach?
Soccer's tougher than you thought, yeah?
So, I'll see you at 1:00 PM tomorrow, yeah?
- For what? - Oh, your first game.
North field against the Dragons.
- Tomorrow? - Yeah. Is that a problem?
- Well, yeah, it's the first game of the season.
Washington.
No, it's against the Dragons.
- Oh, that's right, because I'm a girls' soccer coach.
- It's perfect. - Perfect.
- That's great. Thank you so much.
What?
That's my chair.
[Jake] What?
(chair scraping)
Oh, rules and regs.
Thank you.
Thanks, Dick.
[Richard] Richard.
Hey!
What, what is, what is this?
- Handicap? Next time it would be towed.
Pick up the litter.
Yes, sir.
(lively music)
- [Commentator] Ladies and gentlemen,
make some noise for your Tatum University Tigers!
(audience cheers and applauds)
All right, let's do this.
Great.
- [Commentator] It's opening game
for the defending national champion Tigers,
ranked number five in the polls
after the suspension of their head coach, Jake Rogers.
They certainly have the talent,
but can they repeat without their leader?
(Darren sighs)
(upbeat music)
[Players] (claps) Dragons!
(claps) Dragons!
- All right, uh, we got uniforms or anything like that?
Um, you're the coach.
- Aren't you supposed to have the uniforms?
Uh, nobody told me anything.
We have an equipment guy or anything like that.
- Guess you forgot to read your rules and regs.
You're supposed to pick up your gear last night.
Last night?
Why didn't you tell me?
- Well, it was right there in the rules and regs.
Probably should have read those.
I got tased, bro.
So why don't you open it up right now
so my team can get dressed.
- Ah, sorry. I've got a game to coach.
Guess you forfeit.
- Why are you wearing a Dragon shirt,
and why are you doing this?
- Well, I'm the coach, have been for the last five years.
You know, I know you're the great American football coach,
but when it comes to soccer,
you're looking at the very best right here.
I could run circles round you any day, yeah?
No, you can't.
- Hey. - Forfeit, yeah?
(whistle blows)
- You all right, Dragons. - It's a forfeit.
Bring it in.
That's another one for the streak, yeah?
- Okay, great. Sorry, guys, girls, whatever.
I guess, I'll see you Tuesday at practice.
- Great - Coach.
What about a friendly?
- [Jake] No, not feeling real friendly today.
- but why not? We've got everyone here.
Yeah. Let 'em play.
Let's scrimmage.
- No, no. I, I have to- - Scrimmage!
(stun gun crackling)
Okay, we're gonna scrimmage.
Let's scrimmage, guys.
Prepare for scrimmaging.
(bike bell rings)
- [Commentator] It's a big opportunity for Darren Davis
to step out from the shadow of Rogers.
But it's also a lot of pressure on the young coach.
We'll see if he's up for it.
- All right, let's huddle up here.
Huddle up, come on. Huddle up, huddle up.
Huddle up, everybody.
What's a huddle?
- It's when we all get in a little circle like this
and we talk.
That's stupid.
Well, do it anyway.
Look, we're gonna forfeit today, all right?
Embarrassing.
- No, it's the first game of the season
and we don't have a chance.
So just get out there and run around
and see what we got, okay?
All right, let's bring it in. Bring it in.
Everybody, hands in.
Come on. Let's go, team.
Hands in. Hands in.
Let's go, we're gonna go, uh,
what, what's the name of our team?
We don't have a name.
Okay, well team on three.
- Ready? One, two, three, team! - Team.
All right, that's, you guys, that's not great.
Come on, let's go. Jump out there.
Move, move, move, move, move.
Hustle, hustle, hustle.
No wait, other side. We're on the other side.
Go to the other side. Everybody, everybody.
Hey, attitude, how many players on each side?
- 11. - Mm-hmm.
We have nine. Can we play with nine?
Yeah.
Yeah? All right, let's go.
Get, move, move.
We got this, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Somebody get in the goal.
Frankie. Frankie, you get in the goal.
Your dad said you're the goalie
and I'm not gonna mess with him, so.
- Coach, good luck hug before the game?
No, no huggies. No Huggies.
No. You get out there.
Come on, come on. Come on, let's go.
Hustle, hustle, hustle.
That way. All right, there we go.
Make it happen. Get out there.
(parents clapping)
Okay. (sighs)
Excuse me. What are you doing?
- Praying for you. - Praying for me?
- Why? - Because you need it.
- Would you mind, uh, praying for me out there on the field?
All right.
Okay, thank you.
There we go.
I gotta get me one of these chairs.
Sweet. Let's go, let's do this.
(lively music)
Thank you.
Oh yeah.
Referee, it's all on you, baby.
Just line up anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
- If coach calls, put him in the cradle, okay?
Make sure, soon as he calls.
- [Commentator] The Tigers won the toss
and they're lined up ready to receive.
- Double D. (Darren sighs)
You had me nervous, coach.
Ha. Perfect.
All right, here we go.
- [Commentator] The kick is high and deep.
Brennan will return from the two.
He dances around and, oh, hit very hard at the 11.
He's lucky he didn't fumble that one.
Let's shock 'em.
Yo to bronze dealt, P fire flood.
Sell the ball fake.
- [Commentator] Tigers minus head coach Jake Rogers
line up for their first play from scrimmage.
All eyes on all American running back, Steven Foster.
Jackson has a man deep.
Todd all alone.
He's got it! And they're not gonna catch him.
Just like that, 85 yards and a touchdown.
[Jake] Yes!
[Commentator] The Tigers score
on the first play from the scrimmage.
Yes! That's how you do it.
That's how you get it done!
That's six! Yes!
All right. All right.
- Did he just celebrate a goal against us?
- He did. (whistle blows)
(parents cheering)
Yeah! Dragons!
- That was good one. - It was.
Punt it, pin him deep.
Did he just tell them to punt?
(parent sighs)
[Commentator] Oh, it's a nice kick. Angled for the corner.
And a great play by the Tigers.
Washington is now pinned first and goal from their own two.
(whistle blows)
And the Tigers score again, 34 to nothing.
Wow!
That's what I'm talking about!
- [Commentator] They look every bit
the national champions from a year ago.
(ball thuds)
Yes. Booyah.
(upbeat music)
- All right, so here's a question.
You think Tatum University
is missing suspended head coach Jake Rogers?
Think again.
A 42 nothing thumping of Washington today.
I said 42 nothing, they won 42 to squat.
And it begs the question,
are these Tigers just so good, so loaded, so talented,
that who cares about the head coach?
Who cares about Rogers?
- I called that game today, you jerk.
Gracias.
Maria, bunch of ranch water, por favor?
- Ranch water coming up. - Thank you.
- (phone ringing) - Coach!
Great job today, man.
- (chuckles) Congratulations, D, you looked fantastic.
Man, thank you to you.
Thanks to you, coach.
- Yeah, well tell that to Sports Network.
What'd you say?
Nothing.
I'll talk to you tomorrow,
we'll start game planning for New Mexico.
Okay, you got it, coach.
- Thanks. - Okay.
Whoo! Yeah!
Do you think I'm stupid?
Is that a trick question?
- You're not allowed to talk to the football team
or the coaching staff for the duration of your suspension.
I know.
- Look, I know you coached today.
If you break the rules, you will be terminated.
This is my last warning.
- Fine. I won't talk to the football coaches anymore.
Well, hello.
Hi, welcome to Adobe Cantina. I'm Maria, the owner.
You're new. What can I get for you?
- I'll just have whatever he's having.
- Ranch water. Good choice. (chuckles)
- [Charli] You really think you're a good coach?
I know I am.
- Then prove it. Turn your soccer team into winners.
- (chuckles) They're really a bunch of losers.
- Yeah, but if you're such a good coach,
then you could turn them into winners.
I could do that.
- Then do it. - I could
- Then do it. - I might.
- Do it. - I will.
- Okay. - Okay. I'll do it.
- All right. - Good.
You know what, why don't you put your money
where your mouth is.
What?
- I believe in my coaching ability so much,
I'll bet you your job
that I could turn those rejects into league champions.
- Rejects? - That's what they are.
I win, you quit.
I win, you quit. Bet?
Bet.
- Okay. - Okay.
- All right. - All right.
- Good luck. - Good luck to you.
- Have fun. - I'm having fun. This is fun.
Yeah. Yeah.
What just happened?
(Maria speaking in foreign language)
- Maria, can, can, can you put the,
that, that soccer on my TV, please?
- That soccer on your football TV?
- Yeah, yeah. Please. - Okay.
(commentator speaking in foreign language)
- So, what happened? You scared her off.
- [Jake] Why do they do that? That's ridiculous.
He didn't even touch him.
(chuckles) That is soccer.
(commentator speaking in foreign language)
- Go, go! Ha! Goal! - Goal!
[Maria] Orders up.
(commentator speaking in foreign language)
(whimsical music)
- There you go, there you go, there you go. Oh!
That's good. Really good.
You look dead.
That's great.
Good job, but don't just lay there like that.
Move around like you're like, got electrocuted.
(player groans) Yeah. Ow. It really hurts.
Like, roll around like you got shot or something.
- Oh, my leg! - Yeah. Like that.
See this, guys. See that?
All right, let's try it again.
Jump up. Jump up, Tiny Sharon.
Here we go, everybody.
You're running, you're running, you're running and.
(whistle blows)
Oh yeah. Oh, like you're electrocuted.
Amala, your leg is broken. Oh my gosh.
All right, that's good, try it again.
Up we go, up we go.
And we're running and a bad Dragon gets near you and.
(whistle blows)
Oh! brilliant job.
That's what I'm talking about. All right.
You're electrocuted, like you're electrocuted. Ah!
Yeah, that's good.
What is he doing?
(gong chiming)
Resonate with that sound.
What is your problem with women, coach?
- I don't have a problem with women.
(slap thuds)
- How's that feel? - I, I don't like it.
(slap thuds)
- How about that? - I, I really don't like it.
- It makes you angry, yeah? - Yeah.
- Burning sensation here. - Yeah.
- Sit with that feeling for a while.
A man's man like yourself.
- Sometimes the best man for the job isn't,
you know what I mean, coach?
- Sister. - No, do not do that.
- It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
Right, Isadorable?
- Yeah. - Consider this,
nowadays a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.
Think about it.
What, what does that mean?
What?
- Of course you have a problem with women.
- Who hurt you? - You did.
When, When you slapped my face.
(slap thuds)
Wrong answer.
This is the work, people. This is the work.
(machine creaking)
- All right, team. I've got goodies.
Here we go, got a box right here for you guys.
Balls.
And, hey, Bertha, I brought my own chair.
Guess what? It's bigger than yours.
What's up?
Yeah, that's right.
Uniforms, jerseys, jerseys with no numbers, nothing.
- Yeah, your sponsor is supposed to put them on.
- All right, well who's our sponsor, Dick?
Um, you don't have one.
Then I'll sponsor us.
- (laughs) Doesn't really work like that, mate.
- Well then how does it work, mate?
Find a, a local business.
Unfortunately, without those numbers on the uniforms,
you're gonna have to forfeit again.
Forfeit again?
Yeah. Rules and regs, mate.
Rules and regs.
See ya later.
Another forfeit?
(groans) This sucks!
Hey, hey!
You suck, coach!
- Bertha, easy with the language.
Go get that ball.
Yeah. Go get that ball.
(Bertha groans)
Look, all we need is numbers, right guys? Girls?
I got it.
- [Sharon] About time we have numbers.
Probably still gonna get killed.
Let's go.
Yeah, lovely. Yeah. Well done.
(whistle blows)
(players groaning)
(whistle blows)
Time out.
Time out. Time out.
- There's no timeouts in soccer. Get off the field, coach.
- Get up, get up, team, get up. Everybody up.
Tevy, Tevy, Tevy, listen to me.
Hey, tell everybody that someone has to be near them
when they fall down, okay?
- Guys, someone has to be near you when you fall.
- No, the goalie's not supposed to fall down.
Hey, how old is that girl? What is she, like 30?
Come on, ref, who checks this stuff?
Look at the size differential. That's a joke.
(Sharon groans)
- Ooh! - Come on.
- Clipping. - What was that?
Seriously? Get up.
- [Commentator] The Tiger's having a tough time
getting their claws out today.
New Mexico's frustrating interim head coach Darren Davis
with their blitzing 4-3 defense,
and Davis, not handling it well, to say the least.
- Come on, double D. They're daring you.
Go up top, let your players make plays.
Go up top to Todd. They can't stop him, not one-on-one.
- That doesn't sound like soccer speak.
- I'm just listening to it, okay?
I mean, that's legal, right?
Shouldn't you be at the game?
Aren't you the athletic director?
I don't travel to away games
Besides, I'd rather be here.
Oh, keeping an eye on me.
Don't flatter yourself.
Go, Tevy!
Use those wheels!
- How do, how do you know her name?
(claps) Come on!
Oh, hey, she's fast.
(Tevy groans) (whistle blows)
Tevy, are you okay?
Talk to me.
Hey, relax, relax, she's fine.
She's our best little actress.
Good job. Good job. (Tevy laughs)
- What? What are you talking about?
- Hi, mom. - Hi, baby.
- Why'd she call your mom? - What, what are you doing?
- What? (Tevy coughs)
I don't know. I saw it on TV.
- That stuff stinks. - Sorry.
- Is that deodorant? It's supposed to be cold spray.
- It doesn't matter. It's ridiculous.
- Doesn't do anything anyway. - That stuff stinks.
- Sorry, why did she call you mom?
- [Ref] She's okay. Line it up, penalty kick, let's go.
Hold, one second, ref.
She took a tough foul there, okay?
You good?
- Of course. - Good.
- Kick it hard. Top corner, okay?
- Okay. - Come on, Tevy.
You got this.
You taught her to take a dive? To pretend she tripped?
To cheat?
- No, that's not cheating. That's soccer.
That's what they do all the time. Why did she call you mom?
Because I am her mother.
(tense music)
Come on, Sabrina!
Let's go, let's go.
Watch her eyes, watch her eyes.
They're gonna tell you where she's gonna go, okay?
- Come on, Tevy. Blast it by her.
- Oh. (audience laughs)
You gotta work on that.
- (whistle blows) - Who are you?
[Parent] High five!
- All right, um, you guys are doing good.
How about a little less falling down in this half, okay?
And, and Frankie, no falling for you,
'cause if you fall, it's a goal, you know.
Look, in football, it pays to be aggressive, right?
To get mean and get tough. To get your mean on.
So in the second half here, let's get mean and tough.
Let's get our mean on, okay?
Throw some elbows, you know, mix it up a little bit.
All right? And it starts right here.
Your eyes and your face, get your game face on.
Lemme see your game face, like this. (growls)
(players growling)
All right, let's do that. We'll give 'em the game face.
team on three. One, two, three, team!
- Team! - All right, go, go, go, go.
Get mean, get mean.
All right, let's rock and roll.
All right.
Hope that works.
(players growling)
Go team, just like I told you, get that mean on.
(players growling)
Show it to 'em. (growls)
(whistle blows) (players growling)
♪ I'm not gonna chase you ♪
♪ 'Cause I know that you want me to ♪
♪ Convince you it's all right ♪
♪ I'm not gonna chase you ♪
(players growling)
Get 'em, get 'em!
♪ But you want to be mine ♪
That didn't work.
- Nope. - No.
Ugh!
Ow, my knee!
(whistle blows)
Ow, my knee.
Oh, Come on, ref!
Come on, ref!
You gotta call that. She tripped her.
Are you kidding me? Why would you do that, she got tripped.
- It's a yellow card, they've been flopping.
They've been flopping the whole game, coach.
- Flopping? No, she got tripped by the,
What, what is, what is a yellow card?
- Okay, so yellow card's a warning.
Second one, they're outta the game. A red card.
Like kicked outta the game?
- Yeah, like kicked outta the game.
Bertha, go away. Go away.
Can a coach get kicked outta of the game?
- Yeah. - All right, then kick me out.
- Gimme a red card. - What?
- Kick me outta the game. Should I say it slower?
Kick me outta the game. Give me a red card.
- I, I can't just kick you outta the game for nothing.
- That's a stupid hat. This is a stupid patch.
Kicking your stupid little patch.
- That'll do it. - Oh, are you kidding me?
- Gone. - Oh, come on.
You're outta here, coach.
- Are you kidding me? - Go.
- What? I'm trying to protect my players.
I can't believe this.
This is, I have to leave the pitch now, right?
Okay, I'm leaving the pitch. I have to go.
I can't coach. Debbie's mom, you'll coach, okay?
You coach, take over. Good luck, good luck.
- Great, now what? - What are we gonna do?
[Jake] Okay. Sorry.
Wow.
(alarm beeps)
(trunk thuds)
[Commentator] And at halftime,
it's the Tatum Tigers trailing New Mexico, 24 to 13.
No, no, no.
Double D, you are complicating things. Simplify.
You have better athletes. Use them.
Let your players make plays.
(upbeat music)
- The Tigers came out in the second half
and absolutely hammered the New Mexico secondary
for four touchdowns.
One, two, three, four, four touchdowns in the second half.
41-27 Tigers. It's a wrap.
- Coach, you were a little shaky in the first half,
but you really turned it around in the second half.
What did you change?
- Well, you know, we started off, I complicated things,
but we simplified it, let the players, you know,
make some plays down the stretch.
But the real credit goes to Coach Rogers.
You know, he's, you know, that's our coach,
so shout out to coach.
- Thank you, coach. - Thank you, Maddy.
That coach wins
because he takes the advice of a professional. (chuckles)
A professional.
I am a great football coach,
but I don't know very much about soccer.
So I got the help of a professional.
She scored probably the most famous goal
in US soccer history, penalty kick.
It won the World Cup in 1999.
She is an icon. She is a legend.
So, team, I want you to welcome Brandi Chastain.
♪ Keep climbing on higher ♪ (players cheering)
♪ Keep climbing on higher ♪
Look at this goal.
♪ Keep climbing on higher ♪
Awesome.
Why'd she take her shirt off?
I think she was hot.
Makes sense.
Ladies, it's so great
to be out here on the field with you.
And I want you to remember, every time you cross the line,
it's really important, one,
that you have belief and confidence in yourself.
Because nobody will give that to you
and nobody can take that away.
So remember to support each other, encourage each other,
be there for one another.
And know that together you can do anything.
Believe in yourself.
Compete, challenge, get dirty, and get it done.
Yes, let's go. (claps)
All right, I love it. Excellent.
Yeah! Ooh, that's a good shot.
♪ Keep climbing on higher ♪
♪ We're gonna find our way ♪
♪ Keep climbing on higher ♪
♪ Gonna make a brighter day ♪
♪ Keep climbing on higher ♪
♪ Gonna find my way ♪
- Move like you mean it. Go, go, go!
All right, well that's okay,
sometimes there's missing pieces.
Yeah, all right.
Hey. Hi, Tevy's mom.
That was quite the surprise.
Hard to see the resemblance
between you and your daughter there.
- She's adopted. - You don't say.
- She's also the single greatest you thing in my life.
Okay. That's, that's cool.
She's pretty cool.
- Oh, I thought you didn't my kids.
- I don't. But they grow on you, like a fungus.
Who hires Brandi Chastain
to coach a community soccer league.
Someone who wants to win.
Someone who cheats to win.
- Oh no, that's not cheating. That's, it's resourceful.
And it's expensive, by the way.
But you know what, her Bossy Girls program,
it does a lot of good for girls.
You have to be the coach.
- I am the coach. This is a, it's a workshop.
No, this is a seminar.
- Having your players taking dives is cheating.
No, no, no. That is soccer.
I saw that on television.
That's what they do, they fall down.
No one touches 'em and they roll around
like they broke their leg.
What does it matter, are you getting,
are you getting nervous?
No.
Maybe a little nervous?
No.
- [Brandi] Okay, here we go, here we go.
[Jake] What?
(upbeat music)
- Okay, here we go. There we go, follow your path.
Good, follow your path.
Good. Hard dribble, go!
That's it, girls. Keep it up.
That's it, keep the ball outside the cones.
Good job. That's well done.
Brandi, this is awesome.
The girls are loving this and I'm learning a ton.
And I have a little something for the Bossy Girls.
- Is that enough zeros there? - Oh, man, that is huge.
That's gonna make a massive impact for our girls.
Thank you so much.
- You're making a huge impact for my girls right now.
You think we got a shot?
No. No.
They're great girls. They are great with team,
they have a great attitude and their spirit is awesome.
But you're missing a couple pieces, so good luck, coach.
See ya.
(tense music)
Hey, what's the matter, Jake?
Nothing, just bet my job
on a terrible girl's soccer team, that's all.
You wouldn't have to know
any 12-year-old female superstar soccer players, would you?
- Actually, I would miss. (speaking in foreign language)
What?
- (speaking in foreign language) Gina and Trina.
You see them here every day.
(speaking in foreign language), my daughters.
- You have kids? - Ah, geez.
Come on.
Oh!
Look at that power.
- [Maria] That's nothing, Gina's the finesse.
Trina's the power. (speaking in foreign language)
Yeah!
- Sorry. - No, no, no, no.
Keep kicking. Don't be sorry.
(Maria laughs)
Oh! Ow.
We got a team. We got a team.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They're not playing soccer.
- Look at this. Are you kidding me?
- No. Hey, I need them at the restaurant right now,
and when they're not there, they need to be home studying,
'cause, Jake, school is the most important thing
for their future.
And their grades are not good enough,
so until they're better, no soccer, come on.
(Maria speaking in foreign language)
Maria.
(sighs) Okay. You know what?
There is a way, (chuckles) but you're not gonna like it.
(cheerful music)
(Jake speaking in foreign language)
And that's the reason the United States
is a constitutional federal republic
and not a pure democracy,
because pure democracy is just mob rule.
It's like two wolves and a lamb deciding what's for dinner.
It's always gonna be the lamb.
- Yeah. Nice.s (speaking in foreign language)
(Jake speaking in foreign language)
- Hey, coach. What is for dinner?
(Jake speaking in foreign language)
Okay, come on.
(gong chimes)
Here's a question.
Who are the better athletes, men or women?
- Men. - Coach?
- You're, you're not gonna hit me again, are you?
- All things being equal, women are the better athletes.
- Things aren't equal. Men and women are different.
- Right. - Agreed.
- Because they are stronger and faster,
we have to work harder, be better.
And we have to look damn good doing it.
Exactly.
Are you kidding me?
You may have a point.
- Do I look like I'm kidding you?
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did,
but backwards and in high heels.
Yeah, sister.
- Whoa, dude, you guys aren't sisters.
- Dudes? Man, will you just shut up?
I think, therefore I'm single.
Do you wanna know what I do when I'm alone?
- You know, sometimes you gotta shoot a hostage.
- What? - What?
- Man, you are straight up crazy.
(machine creaking) (dog barks)
Okay, team, here we go.
I want y'all to meet Gina and Trina, your new teammates.
- Hi. - Hi.
- They are very good. And this is their mom, Maria.
She's also our new sponsor.
We got a sponsor? Sweet.
And new uniforms.
- Come and get 'em. - Here you go.
All right, dig in, dig in.
(players chattering)
- Thank you so much for bringing the girls.
- Oh, well, you know, don't thank me. I, I said no.
It was all Jake.
- How did he convince you to let them play?
- Oh, he's been waiting tables for them at the restaurant
and tutoring them for their classes.
- Really? - Yeah.
(upbeat rock music)
- All right, let's go. Gina, Trina, let's see what you got.
Let's go, let's go, team!
(whistle blows)
(upbeat rock music)
- Way to go, Gina and Trina, way to go, team!
We got a team! We got a team!
(parents clapping and cheering)
(Maria speaking in foreign language)
- All right, All right. Not bad, not bad.
(whistle blows)
Let's go. Go.
(ball thuds)
Oh yes! Yes!
That's how do it! That's how easy it is.
- Finally stepping it up, yeah, coach?
- All right, that's what I'm talkin' about!
Whoo! Good job.
That's what I'm talkin' about!
(Maria shouting)
(upbeat rock music) (players chattering)
- (whistle blows) - Ooh!
(Charli gasps) No, no. She's all right.
She's all right, she's totally fine.
- [Ref] Penalty kick, let's go. Line it up.
- She's our best actor. Look at that.
She's up. She's fine.
[Goalie] Don't choke this one.
I can see where you're going right now.
I could block you from here.
I am so in your head. I own you!
Way to go, Tevy!
- Come on! - Drill this! Drill it!
(heartbeat thumping)
Coach.
Hold on a sec.
Hey, you all right?
- Why don't you have Gina or Trina take the shot?
- Can I do that? - Yeah.
- Anybody can take the shot? - Yeah.
Sweet!
Gina, you take the shot.
Good job. All right!
She's fine. She's totally, no, she's totally fine.
She didn't wanna take the shot.
Did you know that any player can take the shot,
not just the person who was fouled?
I just learned that right now.
Let's go, Gina! (whistle blows)
(upbeat rock music)
(players cheering)
- Booyah, that's how we do it! That's what we do best!
- Yes! That's what I'm talkin' about!
[Jake] Great job! Yes!
[Charli] Are you okay?
Yeah, we won.
- Why didn't you wanna take the shot?
She's way better.
I just wanted to win.
Okay, sweetie.
Next time.
(whistle blows)
That's game.
- All right, great job today. Well done, well done.
We need a name for this team, okay?
So come up with some suggestions and just,
just shout 'em out.
What do we got?
The Winners.
The Chili Peppers.
The Bumblebees.
Flaming Hot Tacos.
- No. - Eh, no.
- Nah. - Too long.
- The Cops. - The Snakes.
The Beans.
- The what? - They Jumping Beans.
That seems problematic.
- I got it, I got it, I got it, ready?
The Farts.
(team laughs)
Yeah. No, no, no.
How about the Whales?
I can't call the Whale,
you guys are a bunch of little devils, that's what you are.
- Hey. That's it. - That's what?
The Devils!
We're the Little Devils.
- [Players] Devils! Devils! Devils! Devils! Devils!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I know sometimes you can act like little devils,
but mostly you girls are little angels.
Ooh, I like that. That's good.
Little Angels.
We're the Angels. Let's celebrate.
Let's go, Angels on three. One, two, three!
[Player] Angels!
♪ Let's go splashing around together ♪
♪ So baby, it's now or never ♪
♪ We both know just what the time is gonna be ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
Marco.
♪ Let's go splashing around together ♪
- Marco! - Marco!
♪ So baby, it's now or never ♪
♪ We both know just what the time is gonna be ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
(water splashing)
Whoo!
(water splashing)
Yeah!
- Why don't we try one of the smaller slides first?
- What's the matter? Are you scared?
I, I don't like heights.
Coach, go big or go home.
I don't know.
Coach, we go together. Team.
(Jake laughs)
(Tevy laughs)
Ah!
♪ We both know just what the time is gonna be ♪
- All right, we play these games one at a time.
Trust your teammates, it's all about team. You got it?
Team on three. Let's go.
- One, two, three, team! - Team!
- All right, get out there. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go
(whistle blows) ♪ On top of the world ♪
♪ She's my guardian girl ♪
♪ Don't need diamonds or pearls, ♪
Yes!
♪ 'Cause she's on top of the world ♪
Got your back.
Come on, Frankie!
♪ She's on top of the world ♪
Come on, Frankie! Whoo!
Good! Look at that.
Come on, Frankie! Fantastic!
♪ She's my guardian ♪
- Nice job, girls. - That's good defense!
(ball thudding) (hopeful music)
(parents clapping)
This place is awesome!
(players cheering)
♪ When you sleep on the sidewalk ♪
♪ Just trying to rub your eyes ♪
♪ I can't seem to stop these verdant lies ♪
♪ All this sugar-coated tough talk ♪
(water splashing)
♪ But everyone can see through my disguise ♪
♪ Oh baby, had a strange feeling since the first meeting ♪
♪ And I want to be what I'm thinking of ♪
Okay. Pizza, pizza!
Pizza again.
- Yes. - Pizza is the perfect food.
Every food group is represented. (chuckles)
- Every food group represented. Who knew that?
Well.
Wow, this place is incredible.
Right?
- So, who are all these happy people?
I have no idea.
Isn't this your place?
No.
What? It's not?
- It, It's a Vrbo. - A what?
- Vrbo. I, I rented this house for the weekend.
For, for the team for everybody.
Oh, wow.
- My house is, is big and everything,
but it's not cozy and homey like this one.
Maybe 'cause all you guys are here.
- [Bertha] Hey, coach, we need you over here.
Again? Okay.
(fire crackling) (players chattering)
- Thank you, Mikayla. - You're welcome.
- [Jake] Like, sit down on your bottom.
(cheerful music)
- [Player] Never seen a rainbow fire in general.
It looks so good and it's so pretty.
♪ Oh baby, got a strange feeling since the first meeting ♪
(players laughing)
- We had fun today. Did anybody have fun today?
- Yeah! - Yeah?
♪ Waiting for ya in the sunshine ♪
♪ With your lightning there, such a fun time ♪
♪ And I think it's time to make you mine ♪
(floor creaking)
(waves crashing)
- I have a coffee, black, for a Charli with an I.
Thank you.
Aw.
That's beautiful.
Very.
You know, when I first met you,
I thought you were just some kind of a,
a man hater sent here to bust my coconuts.
Ouch.
- But you're not, you're, you're a wonderful mom.
Very hardworking, strong, beautiful woman.
A total professional who I have a lot of respect for.
Thank you.
You're also an egg.
An egg?
- And according to your daughter,
you have a very hard shell on the outside,
but on the inside you're a big softie.
Oh. (chuckles)
- Really? An egg. - Mm-hmm. An egg.
Or maybe a turtle,
'cause a turtle has a hard shell on the outside.
- Mm, no, no, no. I'm not a turtle.
- That's, you do look a little bit like a turtle.
(chuckles) No.
- Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?
- What, like a date? - Yeah. Like a date.
- I don't think that's such a good idea.
No, why would I even say date.
What am I even talking? Not a date, of course not a date.
Let's just have like a,
something to eat and just talk to each other.
Like at a, not a date.
Like just adults, but not a, you know.
Nothing, nothing like that. Just, or a, a picnic.
Just normal people talking to each other.
Definitely not a date. How about this?
I get these girls into the championship game.
You have a picnic with me?
That's not a date.
Championship game. Picnic.
(Bertha farts)
That was not me.
[Player] Aw, come on, Bertha!
[Bertha] It wasn't me.
- Smells like bacon. - It was me.
(players laughing)
- Um, yeah, I'm gonna go feed the monsters out there.
- Yep. - Get some breakfast.
Who wants breakfast?
(players chattering)
(upbeat music)
Sorry.
♪ They want what you got, give it your best shot ♪
♪ 'Cause they'll kick it wide ♪
♪ You gotta get down to wear the big crown ♪
♪ And be the winning side ♪
♪ You wanna make it ♪
♪ You gotta shake it and, baby, do your thing ♪
♪ That's why you gotta kick it like a girl ♪
♪ Kick it like a girl ♪
♪ To break into this big ol' world ♪
♪ Just kick it like a girl ♪
♪ Just kick it, just kick it like a girl ♪
(parents and players cheering)
(whistle blows)
Watch out.
See her streaking up the sidelines like that, yeah?
♪ Then when you drive by, show them your best side ♪
♪ And make your momma proud ♪
(whistle blows)
- [Ref] Penalty kick, let's go. Line it up.
- Don't wanna take that kick, do you, pipsqueak?
You scared? Wah!
- [Jake] Gina, you take the shot.
[Goalie] Up top.
♪ Kick it like a girl ♪
(players cheering)
♪ Kick it like a girl ♪
♪ To break into this big ol' world ♪
♪ Just kick it like a girl ♪
(parents shouting) (players cheering)
(engine revving)
(adventurous music)
(alarm beeps)
- You were so fast today. - Thank you.
Yeah, and Gina and Trina were super fast today too.
- And Trina scored a goal. - Yes. I know.
That was so fun.
- Your dinner is served. - Oh, wow.
- Thank you so much. - Good game today.
(Tevy chuckles)
- Oh, this looks good. - Mm-hmm.
(phone chimes)
- Kind words for minimum interim head coach Darren Davis.
He's all class.
But let's remember, folks,
it was Davis who made those halftime adjustments.
Unless he's got head coach Jake Rogers on speed dial,
and with Rogers, who the hell knows.
It is another win for the Tatum Tigers,
but it was a squeaker.
Elijah O'Quinn clutching up big time
and knocking down the ball in the end zone
to preserve the narrow victory.
The Tigers are still undefeated,
but man, are they looking beatable these days?
- Double D, glad you pulled it off.
Let's game plan for Northern Florida,
like, I'm standing right next to you.
(tense music)
(Maria sighs)
(lively music)
What does ready look like?
No. Yeah, we're ready.
We're just on the balls of our feet.
We don't have to be running, we're just bouncing.
We're kind of like this.
We're in what we're gonna call an athletic position.
Keep doing it. Keep doing it.
Yep.
(lively music continues)
You guys are doing great.
(players chattering)
- Hustle! Go, fast, like you mean it.
(lively music continues)
(players cheering)
♪ Happy birthday Gina and Trina ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
(team cheers and applauds)
(camera shutter clicks)
Presents.
- Oh, lemme get this outta the way.
We'll start presents. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, there we go.
There we go. All right.
(keyboard clicking)
Hey, Jake, you're missing the cake.
- Just checkin' the scores real quick.
- How can you be so stupid and so smart at the same time?
What?
- Life is about more than just winning?
Look, I, I got a beautiful restaurant, beautiful daughters.
I have a great life because of my beautiful family.
Not because of a bunch of stuff.
Hey, how many cars you got?
I don't know, six, seven.
- And how many houses? - Three.
- Okay, so then why are you always here?
I like it here.
- Don't, don't, don't get me wrong.
I mean, we, we love having you here.
You're, you're my best customer.
But life and, and all your success,
it's just empty if you don't have someone to share it with.
(soft music)
(upbeat rock music)
♪ Today's the day, gonna lay it all down ♪
♪ You gotta have guts to get to glory ♪
- All right. Good hustle, ladies, yes! Keep going.
♪ Throw it to the floor and don't be sorry ♪
That's how it's done!
Yes! Yes!
(groans) Hey, ow!
Sorry.
Ref?
- All right, that's a strong play, yeah.
- You stink. Is that all you got?
Seriously, I could block all of your shots
with one hand behind my back.
- Dragons are a bunch of bullies.
Seriously.
I wanna kick their butts.
- Yeah, like hashtag kicked their backside.
♪ Or go home ♪
♪ From the bottom of your feet to the top of your head ♪
♪ Give it everything you got ♪
They're pretty good.
But they play like a bunch of individuals.
We play like a team. That's our strength.
♪ Go big or go home ♪
♪ Each step you take, you got to own ♪
♪ Go hard, go strong ♪
Crush them! Crush them!
Crush!
(phone ringing)
- Hi, mom, we won. We crushed 'em.
Way to go sweetie.
I'm so sorry I missed a game.
Got called into a big emergency meeting.
I'm gonna be a little bit late picking you up, okay?
I know, I got your texts.
I'm gonna watch the games with my other teammates.
And coach is here too.
Meet you at the Adobe Cantina later.
- Love you, mom. - I love you too.
That's what we love.
You gonna call that one?
(whistle blows) Right. Thank you.
Thank you, ref, for doing such a wonderful-
What's our strength?
- Team. - What?
- Team! - That's right.
- We're going to... - All right, we'll talk.
Charli, come in. Have a seat.
- Yo, let's go, we got this, let's go. Let's go!
(lively music)
- Double D, these are the drives that win football games.
- Ah, Angels are starting to look like a real team.
Thank you.
- Did you enjoy watching the Dragons?
- Interesting. - Yeah.
Yeah, you learn anything?
You have some good players.
We'll see you in the playoffs.
- (laughs) You'd have to go undefeated
just to make the playoffs.
Well, that is the plan.
Not a chance.
- Come on, Dick. Aren't you rooting for us?
No.
(Jake chuckles)
- Double D, close football games require
a good running game, run the football.
(heartbeat thumping)
(Tevy groans)
Hey, that hurt.
- Aw, wah. What are you gonna do about it, huh, cry?
Do something, pipsqueak.
Do something.
That's what I thought.
You're nothing without those twins.
Bunch of rejects.
(players laugh)
(ball thuds)
Goal!
(somber music)
Hey, you okay?
Yeah. Just working on my PKs.
Want some help?
Sure.
- You know, they're only picking on you
because you got 'em worried.
- I always get picked on, because I'm different.
Well, being different's good.
Who wants to be just like everybody else? Boring.
You're perfect, just the way you are.
- That's what my mom always says.
Well, she's right.
- Are you gonna do this or are you gonna talk me to death?
- Like everything in life, penalty kicks start right here.
It's all about having confidence.
Just like field goal kicking in football.
Ready? (ball thuds)
- I can read you like a book, sucker.
Lemme try it again.
Oh!
Yes!
(laughs) It's over here, I know where you're going.
(Jake laughs)
Whoo!
Come on
(ball thudding)
Nice shot.
(calm music)
- Ugh, Tevy, honey, I am so sorry.
The board called an emergency meeting
and there was nothing I can do, I'm sorry.
- It's okay, mom, chill. You got my texts?
Is that a margarita?
- Oh yeah. It's a strawberry one.
But don't worry, it's virgin.
- How do you even know that word?
More chips?
What?
- Hey. - Hey.
- This was amazing, Maria. Thank you.
- Yeah, the kids are ahead in their homework
at least three days
and everything's done for tonight, I promise.
(Maria speaking in foreign language)
Thank you.
What did she say?
- She said she's glad that you liked the meal.
- Oh, that's not what I said. (laughs)
- Oh, goodnight. - Thank you. Yes.
(ball thuds)
- Keeper! - Goalkeeper.
- Nothing makes me happier than to see my daughter's smile.
- There I go. - There we go.
- You just did it. - She's wonderful.
- Thank you for taking care of her today.
- No, no problem at all. She's an Angel.
I take care of my Angels.
- Yeah, my dad left when I was five.
Kind of messed up my ability to trust men.
- I'm sorry that happened. - What about you?
Ever married?
Once.
To football. (Charli laughs)
Yeah, not a good, not conducive to a relationship at all.
Plus I found out also that I'm very selfish
and self-absorbed and egocentric
and a whole bunch of other words like that.
Well.
The board of directors called me in
for an emergency meeting.
On a Saturday?
- The football team almost lost today
To an unranked opponent.
LM and I are getting nervous.
- And that's why you have to have
a strong running game like that, a strong offensive line.
You wanna close out games that are close.
I saw the highlights on the sports.
Can I get you another drink?
I'll get, I'll get us both somewhere else.
(heartbeat thumping)
- Remember, Tevy, don't look at the goalkeeper.
Look right into the corner. You got this.
(ball thuds) ♪ Hey, uh-huh ♪
♪ They want what you got, give it your best shot ♪
♪ 'Cause they'll kick it wide ♪
♪ You gotta get down to wear the big crown ♪
♪ And be the winning side ♪
♪ You wanna make it ♪
♪ You gotta shake it and, baby, do your thing ♪
♪ That's why you gotta kick it like a girl ♪
♪ Kick it like a girl ♪
That's a hold, sir.
♪ To break into this big ol' world ♪
♪ Just kick it like a girl ♪
♪ Just kick it, just kick it like a girl ♪
Yeah! Yeah!
(machine creaking)
(heartbeat thumping)
- Why do you even bother? You suck.
What is wrong with you?
Don't you have some puppies to go kick?
- You're my puppy, and I'm gonna kick you.
I don't think so.
- You mess with one Angel, you mess with us all.
We're a team.
Not so tough now, are you?
We'll see you on the field.
Game face.
(players growling)
- Dragons? We ought to call you the chickens.
(players laughing and clucking)
- Okay, this is it. Final game of the regular season.
We win and we're in.
Win or go home. Do or die.
- We get it, coach. We gotta win.
- Well, the truth is, you're already winners.
I mean, do you remember what a bunch of losers you were
when I first met you?
(chuckles) I'm kidding.
I was the loser, because I couldn't see
in each and every one of you all of the passion,
all of the drive, all of the grit, all of the heart
that each one of you has.
I'm so proud of you. You've become a team.
Team is something you belong to, it's something you feel.
It's something you earn, and you have earned it.
It's one of the greatest things you could ever be part of.
So let's go out there and win this as a team.
Come on, Angels on three.
- One, two, three, Angels! - Angels!
Let's go! Let's go, let's go.
(whistle blows)
♪ Call off the search, it's time to nurture what you found ♪
♪ Don't hesitate, it's not too late to wear that crown ♪
♪ Our lives so free, don't lose that dream, ♪
♪ I'll show you how ♪
♪ Momma, can you see me now ♪
♪ I found my way some how ♪ (whistle blows)
- One, two, three, Angels! ♪ Momma, can you see me now ♪
- [Players] Good game, good game, good game, good game.
Good game, good game, good game, good game.
- Good game, coach, we'll get you next time.
No, you won't.
Nice game, coach.
Ah, well thanks, Richard.
- Yeah, it's too bad you didn't make the playoffs, yeah?
- (chuckles) What are you talking about?
Well, per the rules and regs,
which you obviously never bothered to read,
only four teams can make the playoffs this year.
Your record has you tied with the Dolphins,
which means it falls to the goals against category,
and, well, you've had more goals scored on you
than the Dolphins.
It's a technicality, but you're out.
- My girls work their tails off to make the playoffs.
You'd really cheat them outta this
just to protect your little streak?
- Well, what can I say, coach? Whatever it takes to win.
Yeah, I used to feel that way.
- Where do you think I learned it from?
You were the best coach I knew.
I am a better coach now.
You're scared.
You know we can beat you
and you don't want to play against the best.
We are the best.
Then prove it.
I just did.
(crickets chirping)
Jake, what's going on?
- Angels are outta the playoffs. Season's over.
- What are you talking about? We won.
- That park administrator, Dick, rules and regs.
Why are they so dirty?
It's a long story,
but he changed the rules for the playoffs.
Now the Angels are out.
- He can't do that. - Apparently he can.
The girls worked so hard, now it's just over
and they're gonna be crushed.
And it's on my fault.
(blinker clicking)
(engine revving)
(phone ringing)
Jake, you're an idiot.
[Jake] I know.
- Did you even read these rules and regs?
I skimmed them, but.
Your first game was a forfeit,
so those goals don't count.
A forfeit goes down as a one to zero.
What?
Those other goals don't count.
So the Angels are in.
- We're in? - We are in. (chuckles)
You are so smart!
I love you.
- I, I mean, I know- - Okay. Bye, Jake.
We're in! Whoo!
♪ This is my time ♪
♪ And I'm the won who gets the big crowds ♪
(Jake and Charli chuckle)
Yes!
Okay, this game puts us in the championship.
You girls have worked your tails off for this,
so let's do it.
- Team on three. - one, two, three, Team!
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
♪ We're gonna stand proud ♪
♪ We're gonna fight ♪
♪ Fight like a hurricane ♪
♪ To be the big team you need a big dream ♪
Great play. Great play.
♪ You've got to fight ♪
Whoo! Go, Angels!
- All right, let's go, Angels. Keep it up.
That's it, that's the way to play. Nice play.
Go, Tevy! Come on.
They're playing so well.
Get outta there!
What a team.
Yes. Amazing.
♪ We're gonna get loud ♪
♪ We're gonna stand proud ♪
♪ We're gonna fight ♪
Okay, watch her on the side.
Watch her on the side.
♪ To the big team you need a big dream ♪
(whistle blows)
That's game!
- Yes! - Angels win!
- Yes. - Yay!
♪ Take your best shot, the Angels come ♪
Yes! And you owe me a picnic.
♪ Tell me I'm not, I'll be an apology ♪
Nice job, girls!
♪ I'm living the dream, I got my team ♪
♪ And we're your family ♪
(phone chimes)
♪ You can fly like a bird on the wings ♪
♪ You can move on or just stay the same ♪
♪ You can rise up or fall to your knees ♪
♪ Sayin' somebody's words are to blame ♪
♪ Or you can fight like a hurricane ♪
- I just felt I had to say something.
- Well, we appreciate your honesty,
but our decision is final.
- I understand. I'll tell him myself.
Thank you.
(crickets chirping)
Wow, you look great.
Welcome to the picnic.
I love seeing the field like this.
Empty?
It's, it's never empty to me.
I mean, I can see all the practices, all the plays,
all the blood, sweat and tears that have gone on here.
It, it's never empty.
When I first got here, the football team was three and nine.
Two years later
I had 'em playing for the national championship.
It feels really good to be a part of building something.
Like the Angels.
Exactly like the Angels.
Have a seat.
You lied to me.
- What? - You lied to me.
You told me you wouldn't speak to the football coaches,
that you wouldn't have any contact.
I saw a text on your phone from Coach Darren.
You're still coaching, probably have been all along.
I, I can explain.
Don't lie to me.
- You're right. I was still coaching the football team.
I'm sorry. I, I wasn't technically talking to them.
I was texting 'em and I, and I know that's,
doesn't make it any better, but football has always been,
it's the only thing in my life
I've ever really been good at.
It's, it's been my whole life.
I guess you told the board, and I guess now I'm fired.
I didn't tell the board.
What?
I didn't tell the board.
You're in the clear.
This national championship football game has them worried.
They want you reinstated as head coach.
- Are you serious? - I'm serious.
You got your job back. You should be happy.
I mean, I, I am.
But I, I can still coach the Angels, right?
- No. - But I want to coach them.
- The soccer championship is at the same time
as the football championship.
Same time, same day. You can't coach both.
(somber music)
I'll tell the girls.
- [Commentator] Hello, everybody,
and welcome to football Saturday.
It's the Florida Black Bears versus the Tatum Tigers
for the national championship.
(ball thuds)
The big story here tonight is the return
of Tiger's head coach Jake Rogers.
Coach Rogers was suspended for the regular season,
but cleared the return for the national championship.
That's a nice kick, Shipley.
- [Commentator] The question is, is this still his team
and can he bring home the championship again?
- [Players] One, two, three, four, five, six.
Right foot in.
- [Player] One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, 10.
Hi. Where's Jake?
Listen up girls, bring it in.
So, Coach Jake won't be here tonight.
He had to go coach the national championship football game.
But he's our coach.
Yeah.
What about us?
- That game is a really big deal.
- This game is a really big deal.
Well, you have Coach Maria.
Look, girls, you have to understand this-
- Oh, we understand. He bailed on us.
Had a better offer.
- So much for team. - What a jerk
(lively music)
(soft music)
- Coach, ready for the pre-game speech?
- Darren, this is a huge game. Huge.
I don't have to tell you that.
These players have worked so hard to get here.
They'll never, ever forget it.
Biggest moment of their entire lives.
You're right, coach.
- As coaches, we should lead by example.
But sometimes we get so caught up in the whole mess,
we lose sight of what's most important.
- Coach, I'm a little con- - Team.
- Okay. - It's all about team.
[Darren] Yes.
- I'm not gonna let the team down, Darren,
and neither are you.
No. No, we're not.
This is your team, Darren.
You coach your team.
Okay.
I'm gonna go coach mine.
Coach, where you going?
[Jake] You got this, Darren.
- [Darren] You know this is the championship though, right?
- All right, girls, come on. This is the championship!
Let's go, bring it in, come on!
- One, two, three. - Team.
All right, go. Go.
What kind of cheer was that?
I thought I taught you girls to work as a team.
What do you know about team?
- Don't you have a football game to coach?
Football? This is football.
And you girls, you are my team and I'm your coach.
If you'll have me.
(soft music)
- [Players] One, two, three, Dragons!
(whistle blows)
Let's go.
- Hey! - Great to have you back.
(players chattering)
- (whistle blows) - Angels, come on!
Let's do this. Let's do this.
All right, here we go.
- Now let's go teach those chickens
not to mess with the Little Angels!
[Team] Yeah!
[Tevy] Angels on three.
- One, two, three. - Angels!
- Go get 'em, go get 'em, Angels!
You got this! (claps)
Let's go, girls!
(upbeat rock music)
♪ Today's the day, gonna lay it all down ♪
♪ You gotta have guts to get to glory ♪
Good hustle, good hustle.
Keep on the pressure!
- Run it out, run it out, run it out! Get there!
♪ Pump up the fight, kick it into overdrive ♪
♪ It's time to light it up ♪
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
- Shoot that, shoot that! ♪ Go big or go home ♪
♪ Each step you take, you got to own ♪
Yes!
Dragons score.
- It's okay, we'll get it back, we'll get it back.
- What do you think of that, coach?
Have a short memory, Frankie,
you're the best in the league.
Have a short memory, forget about it.
You got her, you got her, you got her.
♪ Or go home ♪
Shoot that, shoot that!
Just like we drew it up, yeah. (chuckles)
Mikayla, ball.
- [Announcer] Dragons two, Angels zero.
Get off me.
Stop doing that!
- All right, call that, ref! Call it!
How do you not call that?
What? What is going on?
- That's good, clean play. Good, clean play.
- She's all over her. Watch number 13.
Hey, ref. Stop fouling me.
It's a contact sport.
- Little rough stuff never hurt anybody.
[Tevy] Ugh! Ref!
- Oh, come on ref, she just steamrolled her.
You have to make that call. It's ridiculous, terrible.
No more from you, coach.
Are you kidding me? What?
- Seriously! - Coach, stop.
That's right. Yes.
What?
- They aren't gonna give us any calls.
Don't get thrown out.
We need you. We need our coach.
All right, you're right.
Get back out there.
♪ Feel the grit, heart pounding now ♪
All right, fine.
Can't take the heat, coach?
- [Jake] Trina, you got her, you gotta get there. Come on.
Come on, get on her, get on her, get on her, get on her.
♪ So get it ready, here's your shot ♪
♪ Show 'em what you're made of ♪
(whistle blows)
- Dragons three, Angels zero. - Half time.
Hey, listen up.
You girls have had an incredible season. Incredible season.
Remember when we first met, you guys were the reject team.
You were the team to be named later.
TBNL, you didn't even have a name.
Now you are in the championship game
and the Dragons are having to cheat to beat you.
That's how afraid of you they are.
Now they have a few good individuals, sure.
But we are stronger.
Why are we stronger?
Team.
Team. That's right.
Being part of a team is the greatest thing in the world.
It's like being part of a family,
and being part of a family means
that someone always has your back.
I've never really been part of a family before.
Everything in my life has always been about me first.
Coaching you girls has been
the greatest honor of my entire life.
I've learned so much from you.
You have so much strength and so much heart.
I would stand with you girls against anyone on this planet
because win or lose, I wanna be part of this family.
(gentle music)
- All right, guys. Family on three.
- [Players] One, two, three, family!
(Jake claps)
Ew!
- [Maria] It's about time! (chuckles)
- Oh my god. - Ew.
Put this on.
Coach. (chuckles)
Okay.
(lively music)
(upbeat rock music)
(whistle blows)
- [Ref] The second half begins in three minutes.
- Tevy. - Good pass.
- Listen, that girl is all over you
and they're not gonna call it, okay,
so this is what I wanna do.
Coach, God sent me a play.
- Well, I don't wanna argue with God. What do you got?
(whistle blows)
(upbeat rock music)
- Yes! Great job! - Goal by number nine.
Mikayla Christiansen.
Dragons three, Angels one.
- All right, yeah, all right. (whistle blows)
(ball thuds)
(audience cheers and applauds)
- [Announcer] Angels goal by number four, Gina Torres.
Dragon three, Angels two.
(upbeat rock music)
Ow!
(whistle blows)
- Direct free kick. - What?
Hey, ref, ref!
Hey, hey, hey.
You got the penalty, all right, stop acting.
No, my ankle, it really hurts.
- Why would you call that? I thought we had a deal.
I had to. It was so obvious.
- Well, you will not be here next year.
- I sold my company, I'm retired.
You paying me 12 bucks a game.
- Yeah, well that's 12 bucks you don't have.
- All right, let's get you to the sideline.
- It's gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
Here we go. Here you go, you're all right.
(audience cheers and applauds)
Here you go.
Hey. Hey, hey, you played a great game tonight.
Don't worry about me, coach.
Win this one for the family.
Coach, what are we gonna do?
(Jake sighs)
I have an idea.
(upbeat rock music)
All right!
- Get off me. (whistle blows)
What are you doing?
- Yes! Yes! - Goal!
Goal!
(whistle blows)
- That's game. - Dragon three, Angels three.
We now move to a penalty shootout.
Okay. Penalty kicks.
They get five. We get five.
Here are our five.
- Trina. - Yes.
- Bertha. - Yes.
Frankie, Mikayla,
Tevy.
- Me? I can't. - No. Yes you can.
You can do this.
Okay, believe in yourself.
- Yeah. You got this. - You got this.
Let's go.
(tense music)
- [Announcer] Number 13, Claire Little.
- You got this, Frankie. - Let's go, Frankie!
Wait for the whistle.
- You've got this, Yeah, you've got this.
Goalkeeper's ready.
(whistle blows)
(ball thuds)
- [Announcer] Dragons one, Angels zero.
- Come on, Trina. - Number 11, Trina Torres.
(whistle blows)
(ball thuds)
- (audience cheers and applauds) - Yes. Great shot!
- [Announcer] Dragons one, Angels one.
- You got this, Frankie. - You got this.
- Go, Frankie! - You can do it.
- (whistle blows) - Go, Frankie!
- [Announcer] Dragons two, Angels one.
Number eight, Bertha.
(Bertha growls) (Angels cheering)
- Game face! - You got this, Bertha!
(whistle blows)
(ball thuds)
(Angels cheering)
- [Announcer] Dragons two, Angels two.
Yes! Great shot!
Great shot, Bertha!
You got this, Frankie.
You gotta block this. (whistle blows)
- [Announcer] Dragons three, Angels two.
Number one, Frankie Ferruchio.
(whistle blows)
(Angels cheering)
Dragons three, Angels three.
- Good job, Frankie! - Ugh, my heart!
(whistle blows)
- [Announcer] Dragons four, Angels three.
Number nine, Mikayla Christiansen.
You got this, Mikayla!
(players cheering)
(whistle blows)
(Angels cheering)
- [Announcer] Dragons four, Angels four.
Come on, Frankie!
(whistle blows)
Yeah! (Angels cheering)
- [Announcer] Dragons four, Angels four.
[Player] You got it.
Wait.
Mikayla, make it a good one.
Let's win this.
- [Announcer] Number six, Tevy Martin.
[Jake] Come on, Tevy!
If she makes this, we win.
(Angels cheering)
(Jake chuckles)
(heartbeat thumping)
(player shouting)
(heartbeat thumping)
- Come on, Tevy. - Wait for the whistle.
- Okay. - You gotta be kidding me.
I know where you're going already.
I own you. I own you!
(heartbeat thumping)
(audience cheers and applauds)
- [Announcer] Angels win! Angels win!
(whistle blows)
(triumphant music)
(Angels cheering)
(triumphant music continues)
♪ For every man, they say ♪
♪ There stands a girl behind ♪
♪ Well, men, get out the way ♪
♪ This girl is in her stride ♪
♪ Don't tell her how to play ♪
♪ She can take it from here ♪
♪ Can't teach her self esteem ♪
♪ 'Cause she's already free ♪
♪ She knows what passion means ♪
♪ That's how she found the key ♪
♪ She's living for her dream, it couldn't be more clear ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Oh, you can dry your tears but you won't make her cry ♪
♪ She conquered all of her fears, that's how she got so wise ♪
♪ If you don't share her dream ♪
♪ Baby, just step aside ♪
♪ She's on top of the world ♪
♪ On top of the world ♪
♪ She's my guardian girl ♪
♪ She don't need diamonds or pearls, oh no ♪
♪ She's on top of the world ♪
♪ You don't fit the scene ♪
♪ Just take a look inside ♪
♪ You see that you're a queen and there's no need to hide ♪
♪ Wherever you have been ♪
♪ You'll always be right here, uh-huh ♪
♪ Oh, you can dry your tears but you won't make her cry ♪
♪ She's slayed her dragons and fears, ♪
♪ That's how she got so wise ♪
♪ If you don't share her dream ♪
♪ Baby, just step aside ♪
♪ She's on top of the world ♪
♪ On top of the world ♪
♪ She's my guardian angel ♪
♪ Don't need diamonds or pearls, oh no ♪
♪ She's on top of the world ♪
- So, do I have to quit my job now?
No way.
(Charli chuckles)
- All right, enough kissing already.
(upbeat rock music)
- [Jake] Let me see your game faces.
(players growl)
♪ Today's the day, gonna lay it all down ♪
♪ You gotta have guts to get to glory ♪
♪ No room for fear, gotta stare it in the eyes ♪
I could do that.
You should.
♪ It's time to light it up ♪
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
♪ Go big or go home ♪
♪ Each step you take, you got to own ♪
♪ Go hard, go strong ♪
♪ It's time to put your game face on ♪
- ♪ Push up those sleeves ♪ - Nailed it.
♪ Don't be afraid to skin your knees ♪
♪ Go big or go home ♪
(Richard laughs)
♪ From the bottom of your feet to the top of your head ♪
♪ Give it everything you got, now's the time ♪
♪ Hold up your head through blood, sweat and tears ♪
♪ You gotta learn to love the grind ♪
♪ Pump up the fight, kick it into overdrive ♪
♪ It's time to light it up ♪
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
♪ Go big or go home ♪
♪ Each step you take, you got to own ♪
♪ Go hard, go strong ♪
♪ It's time to put your game face on ♪
♪ Push up those sleeves ♪
♪ Don't be afraid to skin your knees ♪
♪ Go big or go home ♪
(Sharon laughs)
♪ Feel the grit, heart pounding now ♪
- ♪ Don't you dare surrender ♪ - Crush!
♪ You gotta rise above the pressure ♪
♪ So get it ready, here's your shot ♪
♪ Show 'em what you're made of ♪
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
♪ Go big or go home ♪
♪ Each step you take, you got to own ♪
♪ Go hard, go strong ♪
♪ It's time to put your game face on ♪
♪ Push up those sleeves ♪
♪ Don't be afraid to skin your knees ♪
♪ Go big or go home ♪
Can we help anything we do?
Act better? (crew laughs)