1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,375 --> 00:00:08,375 ["Tytön huivi" by Leo Kauppi playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:16,000 [in Finnish] ♪ He's hurrying to his girl ♪ 5 00:00:17,291 --> 00:00:21,500 ♪ The lively boy ♪ 6 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:27,625 ♪ With a twinkle in their eyes They shake hands ♪ 7 00:00:27,708 --> 00:00:31,125 ♪ The summer night is so beautiful ♪ 8 00:00:32,916 --> 00:00:36,500 [man in English] Somewhere, far, far away, there was an explosion. 9 00:00:39,583 --> 00:00:41,416 And somehow, it reached me. 10 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,375 [fantastical music playing] 11 00:00:45,416 --> 00:00:48,041 13 BILLION YEARS EARLIER 12 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:51,291 6 BILLION YEARS EARLIER 13 00:00:52,333 --> 00:00:55,458 800 MILLION YEARS EARLIER 14 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:59,458 40 MILLION YEARS EARLIER 15 00:01:00,416 --> 00:01:03,208 7 MILLION YEARS EARLIER 16 00:01:10,125 --> 00:01:11,750 42 YEARS EARLIER 17 00:01:12,750 --> 00:01:13,833 [cracking] 18 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,333 178 DAYS EARLIER 19 00:01:20,416 --> 00:01:21,666 97 DAYS EARLIER 20 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:22,666 68 DAYS EARLIER 21 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,583 54 DAYS EARLIER 22 00:01:23,666 --> 00:01:25,583 37 DAYS EARLIER 25 DAYS EARLIER 23 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:28,083 [music intensifies] 24 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:36,333 14 DAYS EARLIER 25 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:37,666 [music fades] 26 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:50,666 [vehicle approaching] 27 00:02:01,541 --> 00:02:03,750 [classical Finnish continues on radio] 28 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:09,458 [engine roaring] 29 00:02:17,708 --> 00:02:19,208 -[man] I'm so close. -[woman moans] 30 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:20,666 -Am I too heavy? -Got my hair stuck. 31 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,333 I'm sorry. A quick pause? 32 00:02:22,416 --> 00:02:23,708 -My arm's going numb. -Okay. 33 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,083 [man singing in Finnish] 34 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:28,166 [woman] I need something hard to put underneath. 35 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:29,250 You mean like a book? 36 00:02:29,333 --> 00:02:30,916 [woman] No, something to prop my legs up. 37 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,083 [man] Hold on, hold on. 38 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:34,083 How 'bout this? Is it hard enough? 39 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:35,041 [woman giggles] 40 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:39,541 [fantastical music continues] 41 00:02:43,375 --> 00:02:45,125 [Finnish song continues on radio] 42 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,083 [seatbelt alarm beeping] 43 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:02,791 [music builds] 44 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,875 [meteorite booms] 45 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:19,333 [music steadies] 46 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,333 [seatbelt alarm beeping] 47 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,625 [fire crackles] 48 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,916 [woman] What a miraculous moment. 49 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:07,750 What if it's the big guy sending a message? 50 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,208 [woman] Come to bed, my love. 51 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,916 [man] Babies, babies, babies. 52 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:28,250 Some consider them small miracles. 53 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:35,916 The world population will reach 11.9 billion by the year 2100. 54 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:39,208 11.9 billion. 55 00:04:39,291 --> 00:04:41,166 Billions of babies. 56 00:04:41,791 --> 00:04:43,875 Can you even imagine such overpopulation? 57 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:49,625 [sighs] Not so long ago, our greatest fear was locusts. 58 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:52,416 Now it'll be swarms of infants. 59 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:55,750 Do you think God understands numbers? 60 00:04:58,041 --> 00:04:59,500 Uh… can you repeat those numbers? 61 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:01,833 The world's population will reach 11.9 billion. 62 00:05:01,916 --> 00:05:03,083 It's a lot of zeros. 63 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:04,791 And a fair amount of diapers. 64 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,375 And I'm not even talking about other problems. 65 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:10,500 Global warming, melting ice caps, pandemics. 66 00:05:10,583 --> 00:05:12,041 We're in big trouble. 67 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,958 Does God have a plan? Are we getting wiped out? 68 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,916 The Lord does work in mysterious ways, does he not, Matias? 69 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,291 Perhaps we'll start with that idea in our next session. 70 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,625 Our time's up. 71 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:30,250 Another half hour flown by so quickly, as usual. 72 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,833 -Thank you, Pastor Joel. -Hmm. 73 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:38,000 -Our talks are very helpful. -Hmm. 74 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:40,416 -They renew my optimism. -Matias! 75 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,291 -You're staying for coffee, aren't you? -I think I will, Pirkko. 76 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:45,083 I can never turn down your coffee. 77 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:46,958 Hmm. 78 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:50,041 We didn't have time to talk about the meteorite from the sky. 79 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,541 Meteorites do come from there, yes. 80 00:05:52,625 --> 00:05:54,416 Yes. From the heavens. 81 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:56,291 In a way. 82 00:05:56,791 --> 00:05:58,458 The house of the Lord. 83 00:05:59,916 --> 00:06:02,125 Or outside the Earth's atmosphere. 84 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:03,291 Sure. 85 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:05,333 Either way, they're saying it's worth a fortune. 86 00:06:08,416 --> 00:06:11,375 Uh… I also have a few of those raisin buns you like so much. 87 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,416 -Raisins. Excellent. -They are good. 88 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:16,000 That rock is all anyone in town can talk about. 89 00:06:16,583 --> 00:06:18,750 It could've been inhabited, you know. 90 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:21,375 An entire planet that just exploded. 91 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:25,041 One second, they're hiding Easter eggs in the bushes 92 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:28,625 while the kids are jumping on the trampoline, and then… boom. 93 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:31,541 -[Pirkko] Ah. -Their world is a giant ball of flames. 94 00:06:34,625 --> 00:06:35,625 [sighs] 95 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:40,750 Why don't we save that for next time and you go enjoy your coffee and raisins 96 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:41,666 in a lighter mood. 97 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:42,791 Matias. 98 00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,625 -I've put a twist on my recipe. -Is that so? 99 00:06:45,708 --> 00:06:47,541 I serve them with homemade whipped cream on top. 100 00:06:47,625 --> 00:06:49,833 -And some strawberry jam on the side. -That sounds lovely. 101 00:06:49,916 --> 00:06:51,500 We can talk about Ebola Phase 2. 102 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:53,375 [Pirkko] Oh! Phase 2, sounds fascinating. 103 00:06:53,458 --> 00:06:55,458 [fantastical music resumes] 104 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:03,000 LITTLE SIBERIA 105 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:23,416 [indistinct town chatter] 106 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:27,833 [tapping on hood] 107 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,708 [man 1] Pastor. 108 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:32,541 -Hello. -[chuckles] A cold one, isn't it? 109 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:33,625 -Aren't they all? -So, uh… 110 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:36,625 Are you getting used to the temperatures here? [chuckles] 111 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,083 I do, um, have a question. 112 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:41,166 What the hell? 113 00:07:43,125 --> 00:07:44,541 Guys? Hey. 114 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:46,375 What have you got there? 115 00:07:47,041 --> 00:07:48,625 I'm thinking it's a moose. 116 00:07:49,416 --> 00:07:50,625 Or a red-nosed reindeer. 117 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:53,000 Räystäinen's got a wicked sense of humor, see? 118 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:55,666 Hunting season's been over for a month, you know? 119 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,208 Jumped in front of us. 120 00:07:57,833 --> 00:07:59,666 It was depressed. Couldn't take the winter cold. 121 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,541 -[woman] Inside already! Coffee and buns. -[Räystäinen laughs] 122 00:08:02,625 --> 00:08:04,833 I didn't make them, so you can eat as many as you want. 123 00:08:05,791 --> 00:08:07,833 -They're meteorite buns. -[Räystäinen] Suicidal moose. 124 00:08:07,916 --> 00:08:09,333 [man 2] Did she say meteorite buns? 125 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,916 [man 1] So, what I was saying before. 126 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,500 The meteorite is getting picked up and shipped to London for evaluation 127 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:16,583 in five days. 128 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:19,875 -Buns and coffee… -This… Yes. Hot and fresh. There's plenty. 129 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,708 It's a big deal. And I think, unfortunately, someone has been trying 130 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:25,416 to sneak in to steal it. 131 00:08:26,583 --> 00:08:29,166 The museum's only staffed at night by the old guard. 132 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,208 He can barely stay awake during the day. 133 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:33,291 I need a competent night watchman. 134 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:35,208 -A trained soldier. -Hmm… 135 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:37,375 Please. We need you. 136 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,125 -Just for five days. -I'm sorry, I can't. 137 00:08:39,208 --> 00:08:40,958 -Joel. -That old rock… 138 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:44,041 It is something that could change the village's future. 139 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,291 Which means… the future of my business. 140 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:50,916 People will come from all over the world. 141 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,125 -America, China, India, Japan, Africa… -We must be strong. 142 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:55,791 Hey. The Lord is testing us. 143 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:59,958 The emerging economies, that's where we should focus our efforts. 144 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,833 -[woman] Hello, everyone. -Oh, hey, hey. 145 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,541 -Hi, guys. -[man] Because that means money. 146 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:06,333 That's why I invited you all here. 147 00:09:06,416 --> 00:09:09,333 -Entrepreneurs are the soul of our town. -Hi, honey. 148 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,958 The election's over. Get to the point! 149 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:15,333 [man 1] The point is, that rock is our future. 150 00:09:15,833 --> 00:09:17,416 Have you been a naughty boy? 151 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,750 [man 1] I'd like to say thanks to the Veterans Association 152 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:20,916 for keeping watch at night-- 153 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,041 Why can't we just sell the rock and split the money? 154 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:25,291 What I would like for us to do today is to brainstorm-- 155 00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:28,083 -Shut up, Jukkis. -[woman] Don't be rude, Rolle. 156 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,250 [man 3] It belongs to me. 157 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,000 It crashed through the roof of my car. 158 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,500 It's my ore deposit 'cause you were driving on my land! 159 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:36,875 It's a celestial body… 160 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:39,291 What we would like is for the community to get involved. 161 00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:42,500 So even if you all have your opinions, what we wanna focus on at this meeting 162 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,750 is to tell you about the new Golden Moon drawing contest. 163 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,250 The winning drawing of the meteorite 164 00:09:46,333 --> 00:09:48,375 and what it means will be used to design a monument… 165 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:51,875 If we leave right now, do you think we still get the buns? 166 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,500 I think we should hear him out. 167 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:55,125 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 168 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:57,000 Hold the mic. I wanna show our audience… 169 00:09:57,083 --> 00:09:58,958 -Not the Japanese culture book? -Yeah, yeah. 170 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:00,041 They're gonna love it. 171 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,541 To make sure that we're all ready for our overseas visitors, 172 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:06,458 let's all learn how to bow in greeting to our future Japanese friends. 173 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:07,666 Watch. 174 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,833 Hai! 175 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,875 [woman] Can you pull over? 176 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:15,833 I want my hot chocolate. 177 00:10:27,791 --> 00:10:28,958 This is a good place. 178 00:10:29,958 --> 00:10:31,041 You mean Hurmevaara? 179 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:34,500 Sort of. Hurmevaara. Planet Earth. 180 00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:38,500 You mean the place that you called, if I remember correctly, 181 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:42,041 "A godforsaken hicksville in a pig's rectum?" 182 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,083 -It wasn't meant as an insult. -Ah. 183 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:46,750 It was the complimentary version of a pig's ass. 184 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,875 -You're the ass. -[scoffs] 185 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,791 [Joel chuckles] 186 00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,833 Watch this. This is Planet Earth. 187 00:11:00,333 --> 00:11:02,750 And this is Hurmevaara. 188 00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:07,666 Venus is around there. And this is Mars and Jupiter. 189 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,208 There's an asteroid cloud in between. 190 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:15,375 Then the Andromeda galaxy and a bunch of infinity. 191 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:17,125 And back here 192 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:19,500 is our destiny. 193 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:20,541 Why's that? 194 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:22,833 Because… I'm pregnant. 195 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:25,833 -You're sure? -We did it! [laughs] 196 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:28,958 -We did it? -We actually did! [laughs] 197 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:30,833 Oh Lord. 198 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,708 [woman giggles] 199 00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,791 [fantastical music playing] 200 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:42,291 PRESCHOOL 201 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,875 [music fades] 202 00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:03,916 I'll see you after class, my love? 203 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:07,333 -Of course. At four, right? -You're picking me up? Yes. Four. 204 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,958 -Mm. -See you. 205 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:10,375 -Bye. -Bye. 206 00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:25,041 [Joel] I served as a peacekeeper some years ago. 207 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,041 And… 208 00:12:27,791 --> 00:12:29,791 I was wounded… by a mine. 209 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:31,708 Sometimes I… 210 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,958 have insomnia, nightmares, or pain. 211 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:36,291 -Not good. -Mm-hmm. 212 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:38,416 It was a pretty damaging event. 213 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:40,750 Brutal. 214 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:43,833 [exhales nervously] 215 00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:45,208 Including there. 216 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,791 -Not good. -Yes. 217 00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,916 And even though everything still works, 218 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,291 I was told I couldn't have kids. 219 00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:54,750 Not good. 220 00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,000 But I never… 221 00:12:56,583 --> 00:12:59,833 -Mentioned that side of it to your wife? -[sighs] 222 00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:02,375 That's not good. I feel for you. 223 00:13:02,458 --> 00:13:03,916 So I… I would like a second opinion. 224 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,208 Good idea. Let's get started on that. 225 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,708 [exhales sharply] 226 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,500 [doctor] Can you get a full erection? 227 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,166 Uh… yes. 228 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,291 -Sort of. -Percentagewise, what are we talking? 229 00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:17,708 Percentage? I think it's… 230 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,875 Hmm. 231 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,083 [sighs, clears throat] 232 00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:26,541 This much? 233 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,833 -Not really. -Hmm. How about this? 234 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,125 It's more… 235 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,000 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It works. 236 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:37,500 It… It's more like this. Except I only see it from here. 237 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,208 It's like… 238 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,041 this. 239 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,625 Ju… Just like that. 240 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,625 -Hmm. -Not good. 241 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,625 Is it the angle or something? Because you know I can change it. 242 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,708 No. 243 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,791 I've just never met a man with shrapnel in his balls before. 244 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:57,833 Fill this up. 245 00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:00,083 ["Do It Right" by Mega and Kwini Rene playing] 246 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:03,125 [woman] Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 247 00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:05,750 Whoa. 248 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,541 Walk it back and pose. 249 00:14:08,041 --> 00:14:11,625 Touch your heart, reach out and now shimmy, 250 00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,541 shimmy, all the way down. 251 00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,250 Mm. Ah! 252 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,083 [grunts] 253 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,083 Let me see. 254 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 -Pop out when you come up. -Boom. [laughs] 255 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,041 -I really felt that one. -That was a good one. 256 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,166 All right, keep going! 257 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,750 ♪ Watch me do it Watch me do it right… ♪ 258 00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,708 -I love the new choreography! -I'm sorry, Pirkko. 259 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,375 -Joel is waiting for me. -All right. 260 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,958 I just wanted to tell you everyone's having a great time in your dance class. 261 00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,750 -Okay! -We've never had anything like this! 262 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,666 -We're so glad you moved here! -Thank you! 263 00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,083 -See you. -[chuckles] 264 00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,541 [Pirkko] She's a wonderful person. 265 00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:45,791 Bye! [chuckles] 266 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,000 [giggles] 267 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,000 Why did Pirkko have our punch bowl? 268 00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:59,458 We had a little get-together when you were away at that seminar. 269 00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:00,541 Ah. 270 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,291 It turned into quite the party, actually. 271 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,500 Especially when she took over the dance floor. 272 00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,083 The fundamentalist secretary I work with 273 00:15:08,166 --> 00:15:10,041 who has to have everything in the office just so? 274 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:10,958 That's the one. 275 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:14,041 I have a feeling you might be short a few gallons of sacramental wine 276 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:15,208 since that night. 277 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,208 I'll make a note of it. [clears throat] 278 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,500 Who else was there that night? The guys? 279 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,708 Or was it one of those ladies' nights, just the girls? 280 00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:27,375 Were Räystis and his friends there? 281 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,583 Of course it wasn't a ladies' night. 282 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:32,708 We both know that if there's ever anything going on in the village, 283 00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:33,791 everyone's going to show-- 284 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,375 I don't think dancing is safe for our unborn child. 285 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,875 It's really good exercise and it's my job in case you've forgotten 286 00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,458 that I also happen to have a career. 287 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,958 Or whatever of it is left since I decided to follow you to the frozen sticks. 288 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,000 Sorry. I meant… 289 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,625 I worry about you, that's all. 290 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:50,166 Okay. 291 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,333 There's something… 292 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,250 important… 293 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,208 that I've been meaning to tell you. 294 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:06,833 I… 295 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,333 What? 296 00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:17,625 Jukkis… [clears throat] 297 00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,291 …asked if I'd take overnight watch. 298 00:16:21,666 --> 00:16:22,625 [sighs] 299 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,875 Which means you already said yes, didn't you? 300 00:16:25,958 --> 00:16:29,000 Four nights. Maybe you and Pirkko the party animal can get together. 301 00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,875 There are only so many '90s techno hits 302 00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:32,875 I can take in one evening, so I'll pass, thanks. 303 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,708 Oh, I was about to go home and dust off my Doctor Albans CDs. 304 00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:36,791 Yeah, no. 305 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:42,291 You know, I just realized how cold it is out here. 306 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:44,791 [sighs] 307 00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:48,208 And I shouldn't take any chances slipping on ice with the baby and all. 308 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,375 So It's better if I drive. 309 00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:53,041 You can get to the museum on foot. 310 00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,125 Hmm. 311 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,625 The exercise will do you good, Honey. 312 00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,083 [Jukkis] Brake gently like this. 313 00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:10,291 Around here, you learn to ride these before you can walk. 314 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:12,916 You need to glide. 315 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,583 Hey, there! 316 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:17,375 Tarvainen is a persistent guy. 317 00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,666 He's been trying to get a statue built at the intersection 318 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,833 paid for by the village for about ten years now. 319 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,291 He calls me about it drunk at least once a month. 320 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,375 A statue? 321 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,500 In honor of him and his former copilot. 322 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:31,250 Now he's dropped that obsession and moved on to the meteorite. 323 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:35,208 Mayor, why is the government covering up that the meteorite is an alien vessel? 324 00:17:35,291 --> 00:17:38,250 Why don't we sell little pieces of it to the villagers? 325 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,250 -[Jukkis] Perhaps. Nice to see you. -Yeah. 326 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,125 See that? Now imagine all the tourists in line next summer. 327 00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:44,833 Flashlight. 328 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,375 When it's dark, it's dark as all get-out in here. 329 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,000 We try to save on electricity. 330 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,625 This exhibition is my pride and joy, Joel. 331 00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,416 Rifles and grenades. 332 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,750 And this cutie here. 333 00:17:57,458 --> 00:18:00,166 Thank God for eBay. I got these for next to nothing. 334 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,291 And the crown jewel. [laughs] 335 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,500 [Joel] I should probably borrow it to take it to the church on Sunday. 336 00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,125 Not a chance. 337 00:18:08,833 --> 00:18:10,000 How ya doing, Hannes? 338 00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:11,791 How's your watch going so far? 339 00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,083 [Hannes, quietly] I was just resting my eyes a little. 340 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,000 [Jukkis] You know you shouldn't sleep on duty. 341 00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,083 [fantastical music playing] 342 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,000 [woman] Pastor. 343 00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,166 Isn't this meteorite a sign of something? 344 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,625 Like, a miracle? 345 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:30,916 [music fades] 346 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,250 Those do seem to be going around these days. 347 00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:11,500 "The beloved meteorite of Hurmevaara is a rock fallen from space." 348 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,833 "It is estimated that its current value is in the area of… 349 00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:17,916 one million euros." 350 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,541 Did you want my attention? 351 00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:28,416 Is it a message about something? 352 00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,833 Is it? 353 00:19:33,916 --> 00:19:36,000 Show me that you exist. 354 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:38,375 That this is from you. 355 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,041 I need more than an old rock. 356 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,333 [gentle music playing] 357 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,750 [icy tingling] 358 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:30,375 Do you know what it feels like to love? 359 00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:35,375 We were visiting Bethlehem once in our early days. 360 00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,500 Krista disappeared into the crowd. 361 00:20:39,791 --> 00:20:42,791 She was wearing a long summer dress with no pockets 362 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,166 that she adored. 363 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,125 And she didn't have a purse, so I had her wallet, 364 00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:48,500 passport, phone, car keys, everything. 365 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,666 I was looking for her everywhere, 366 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,416 but there were too many people. 367 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,916 I remembered a café she'd noticed earlier. 368 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,416 And there she was. 369 00:20:59,166 --> 00:21:00,791 Laughing her beautiful head off 370 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,291 with the man who owned it. 371 00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:07,583 Krista looked at my worried face, but still acted like nothing happened. 372 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,041 She just said, 373 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,416 "I always knew you would find me, sweetheart." 374 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,500 [chuckles softly] 375 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,166 [sighs] 376 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,416 [icy tingling] 377 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:37,166 [door knocking] 378 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:42,916 [music fades] 379 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,916 [groans] 380 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,541 Wait, I'll… I'll fix it. 381 00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,041 I didn't think it was working. 382 00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:55,333 -Nothing ever works around here. -I think it's fine. 383 00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:57,583 Did you… wanna discuss something right now? 384 00:21:58,625 --> 00:21:59,875 Actually, Pastor, I do. 385 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,291 A spiritual matter? 386 00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,458 Mm. 387 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:08,083 -The meteorite, I wanna have another look. -You can't. You should go home now. 388 00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:10,333 The museum opens again tomorrow. 389 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,208 -Oh. -At nine o'clock. 390 00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,791 -Hmm. -Just a really quick look. 391 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:15,666 -Hey, hey! We're closed. -Lemme see my rock. 392 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,541 -Hey! Listen, you need to go. -[grunting] 393 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,041 -Ah! -[Joel gunts] 394 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:22,291 Sorry. Sorry, old habits. 395 00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,375 Go home, now. We'll talk tomorrow. 396 00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:26,916 [Tarvainen sighs] 397 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:28,875 [gasps, grunts] 398 00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:32,625 No traction. Fucking hell. [grunts] 399 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,208 Tarvainen, the champion! 400 00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:37,041 -Hmm. -[Taravainen] Ha! 401 00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:41,416 Tarvainen the champion, indeed. 402 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,083 [snowmobile engine revs erratically] 403 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,750 [clattering] 404 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,833 [tense music playing] 405 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:53,166 What the hell? 406 00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:55,916 [shattering] 407 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,750 -[grunts] Go! Let's go! -[groans] 408 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:02,458 [music becomes energetic] 409 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,083 [music fades] 410 00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:00,291 [officer 1] So, they took a grenade? 411 00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:06,500 Yes. But I'm pretty sure what they were after was the, uh… 412 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,166 meteorite over there. 413 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,750 It was dark in here because the lights were off 414 00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,625 and I surprised them, I think. 415 00:24:12,708 --> 00:24:13,875 So, I'm… Huh… 416 00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,041 Hmm. 417 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:18,708 A weapon like that would be very handy for holding up a bank or something. 418 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,625 -Banks don't keep cash these days. -[Jukkis] Thank God. It's still with us. 419 00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:23,666 It's still with us. 420 00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:26,041 [officer 2] Can't say so much for the burglar. 421 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,166 -Yeah? -Yeah. 422 00:24:27,250 --> 00:24:30,000 We didn't even bother asking for the dental records. 423 00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:31,708 Of course not. Why would you? 424 00:24:31,791 --> 00:24:33,000 I… If it helps, 425 00:24:33,083 --> 00:24:36,041 I'm pretty sure there were three or… or even four burglars 426 00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:37,750 besides the one who blew up. 427 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:39,916 -Hmm. -We only had one body in the car, right? 428 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,083 Uh-huh. 429 00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:43,375 [sniffs] 430 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:47,291 One had a very distinct smell. 431 00:24:49,541 --> 00:24:53,250 A… one got stuck in the broken window, so he probably needed stitches. 432 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,666 Right now, our primary concern is 433 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:57,750 how the hell you got hold of a live grenade for your museum, Jokinen. 434 00:24:57,833 --> 00:25:00,083 Well… [laughs] 435 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,250 -It was cheap. -What about this one? Is it live too? 436 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:03,791 I wouldn't think so. 437 00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:06,041 They were supposed to be deactivated. 438 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:08,208 The seller assured us that's the case. 439 00:25:08,291 --> 00:25:10,291 [icy tingling] 440 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,958 [fantastical music playing] 441 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:14,375 [Jukkis] See if there's any rust, or… 442 00:25:14,458 --> 00:25:17,166 Just a lick of paint and it's as good as new. 443 00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:22,000 Will you have the baby in a carrier while you teach? 444 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:23,208 I don't see why not. 445 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:25,958 -I might have to turn the music down. -That'll be fun. [gasps] 446 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:27,791 [music ends] 447 00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:29,541 Why's your face full of blood? 448 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:33,750 [breathes heavily] 449 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,875 I had a rough night trying to stop a bank robber from blowing himself up. 450 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:41,458 What time is it? I have my consultations to get to. 451 00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:43,125 You have to cancel. 452 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,791 [sniffs, sighs] 453 00:25:44,875 --> 00:25:46,041 [Krista] Joel. 454 00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:50,250 There's no way you can show up to work in the state you're in. You haven't slept. 455 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,166 A meter-thick layer of ash. The Yellowstone Caldera. 456 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:58,250 An underground supervolcano that erupts at regular intervals. 457 00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:02,250 The previous eruption caused waves of extinction and changes in the climate. 458 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,500 It measures approximately 50 by 70 kilometers. 459 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:07,041 Half of North America would be choked by the eruption. 460 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:09,000 The cloud of ash would block the sun. 461 00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:12,208 That would mean a nuclear winter with no escape from the cold. 462 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,875 Is there any hope for us? 463 00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:17,500 Our Lord Father says we must practice hope. 464 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:24,208 I predict a new ice age. 465 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,375 And practice is the only thing you can suggest? 466 00:26:27,333 --> 00:26:28,375 What's that, Matias? 467 00:26:28,458 --> 00:26:30,916 Pastor, I've lived here for a while now. 468 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,875 I know everyone. 469 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:34,250 And from what I've gathered while talking to you, 470 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:38,041 it seems that nearly everyone in this town has more faith than you do. 471 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:40,916 -You know everyone in the village? -Even beyond that. 472 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,041 Because my ex-wife and I moved here almost 40 years ago now. 473 00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:46,083 Her entire family's from around here. 474 00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:48,333 Every person who was born here since I arrived, 475 00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:49,875 has learned to play flute from me. 476 00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:52,166 I'm also a member of sports clubs, moose-hunting groups 477 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,583 and the summer theater. 478 00:26:54,166 --> 00:26:57,875 You can't throw a rock in any direction without hitting someone that I know. 479 00:26:57,958 --> 00:26:59,041 I'm looking for answers too. 480 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,500 I come looking for answers about the apocalypse. So far-- 481 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,750 And I think I've come up with something very helpful 482 00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:05,166 that requires discretion. 483 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,541 And probably for us to meet on a set schedule. 484 00:27:09,416 --> 00:27:11,458 A regular slot to meet you and discuss things? 485 00:27:11,541 --> 00:27:14,041 Yes, I'm still working out details, but since you know everyone 486 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:16,583 you must be familiar with the smells of everyone in town. 487 00:27:16,666 --> 00:27:18,208 Yes. Some I'd like to forget. 488 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:20,583 Well, I'm looking for a sort of… 489 00:27:21,625 --> 00:27:23,875 strong aroma that's noticeable, but not heavy. 490 00:27:24,458 --> 00:27:28,000 With, um… musky notes and citrus. 491 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:31,333 Yeah. Musk and citrus. But maybe we could lock in the appointment first? 492 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:33,250 Why don't we get it on the calendar right now. 493 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,791 -Tarvainen. -Get lost. 494 00:27:49,416 --> 00:27:50,541 [sniffs] 495 00:27:54,083 --> 00:27:56,958 Last night, did you wanna talk about something? 496 00:27:58,375 --> 00:27:59,333 [sniffs] 497 00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:04,708 I wanted to know what the hell God is playing at. 498 00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:08,583 Well… 499 00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:11,416 I don't know. 500 00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:17,041 My old man used to always say 501 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,125 that the Lord moves in mysterious ways. 502 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,166 But that nothing happens by chance. 503 00:28:24,708 --> 00:28:26,791 That meteorite wanted to find me, Pastor. 504 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:30,250 And then Jukkis comes and says it belongs to the village 505 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,666 and sticks it under glass. 506 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,166 Maybe you know what it feels like 507 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:35,166 to have a life-changing gift taken from you. 508 00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:38,791 Goddammit. 509 00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:41,916 I already lost my copilot. 510 00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,208 Two little girls lost their father. 511 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:51,583 I thought that rock was my second chance. 512 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:56,291 And I might actually have been given a fresh start 513 00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:58,125 and a means of paying off my debt. 514 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,875 To get back in the driver's seat, you know? 515 00:29:04,166 --> 00:29:06,000 I deserve to have that meteorite. 516 00:29:07,041 --> 00:29:10,791 What we deserve and what we get are very different things. 517 00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:23,958 Is he testing us, Pastor? 518 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:27,583 -The Lord? -Uh-huh. 519 00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:33,833 There's a chance. 520 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,583 In my humble opinion, the fundamental question is 521 00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:42,000 whether the universe, 522 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:43,666 life, 523 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:47,833 with all of its galaxies, stars, 524 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:51,000 meteorites… 525 00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:56,458 is constructed like a precise machine with a goal of its own. 526 00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:58,291 A purpose. 527 00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:06,208 Or is it just an endlessly floating and meaningless pile of waste, 528 00:30:06,791 --> 00:30:11,583 formed by millions and billions of tiny coincidences? 529 00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:14,541 I hear you. 530 00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:16,958 [belches] 531 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,666 [coughing] 532 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:25,791 Hey! You can't drive in that state. 533 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:27,875 Go ahead and call the cops. 534 00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:30,333 They'll get here in about two hours. 535 00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:33,166 ["Tytön huivi" playing on radio] 536 00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:46,541 Yes? 537 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:50,375 This is Doctor Aziz Delai from the Joensuu Central Hospital speaking. 538 00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:51,833 I got your results. 539 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:54,958 I'm afraid there haven't been any changes. 540 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,625 -Meaning? -The little rascals don't swim. 541 00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,916 You still can't have any biological children. 542 00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:03,791 Are you sure? 543 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:05,666 Miracles do happen. 544 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,416 I think you might have a book about that. 545 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:09,500 Right. 546 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,583 [rhythmic music playing] 547 00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:31,000 I'll take a phone. 548 00:31:31,083 --> 00:31:32,916 Don't think my battery's holding up in the cold, 549 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,541 so a spare one would be good. 550 00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,125 "Hi, Krista." 551 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:49,250 "I had to get a new number." 552 00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:50,875 "I miss you." 553 00:31:53,208 --> 00:31:55,083 "Can we get together?" 554 00:31:55,166 --> 00:32:00,541 "I'll be waiting for you tomorrow at eight o'clock at the old mine. X" 555 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:02,500 That should do it. 556 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,500 [sighs] And send. 557 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,333 SENDING TO KRISTA 558 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:09,250 There. 559 00:32:10,791 --> 00:32:12,125 Shit, shit. 560 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,916 Shit! Idiot. Shit! 561 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,416 [sighs] No! No! 562 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,958 [icy tingling] 563 00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:53,708 [cell phone vibrating] 564 00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:00,958 [Matias] Pastor. 565 00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,166 -Hello. -So I've been sniffing around the village. 566 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,416 No one's noticed a thing. 567 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,583 But I think that I might be onto something. 568 00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:10,750 Uh-huh. 569 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:13,791 I stumbled onto evidence while I was running my errands. 570 00:33:13,875 --> 00:33:15,458 And you'll never believe this. 571 00:33:15,541 --> 00:33:18,208 I read this book called Past Scents by Jonathan Reinarz. 572 00:33:18,291 --> 00:33:21,166 Did you know that for hundreds of years, human beings have-- 573 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:22,333 Matias. 574 00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:28,708 Pagan folk, religious folk, Christians, etcetera. 575 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:30,500 Even priests. 576 00:33:30,583 --> 00:33:33,666 The one thing they all have in common is falling in love with certain smells. 577 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,833 Matias, I really have to go. 578 00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:39,041 [dial tone rings] 579 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:40,541 [cell phone ringing] 580 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,833 [muffled ringing] 581 00:33:55,708 --> 00:33:58,541 [rhythmic music playing] 582 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,333 [Krista] Helps! 583 00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,000 [phone vibrates] 584 00:34:33,333 --> 00:34:34,625 Uh, hi, sweetheart. 585 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:36,250 [Krista] Joel. 586 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,416 I think I've sprained my ankle. 587 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:42,750 Oh. Oh, uh… 588 00:34:42,833 --> 00:34:45,000 Are you okay? I mean, uh… 589 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,958 Does it still hurt? 590 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:49,416 I don't think I can put any weight on it at all. 591 00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,041 -Can you come, please? -Are you… 592 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,708 in our front yard? 593 00:34:55,875 --> 00:34:57,250 I actually came out to the woods. 594 00:35:04,083 --> 00:35:06,333 What were you doing at that old mine, anyway? 595 00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:09,250 I was planning to go to Räystis' gym today. 596 00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:11,791 I came out here to get a bit of fresh air first. 597 00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:15,208 The scenery is prettier too. 598 00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:18,875 Yes, but now you've got a sprained ankle. 599 00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:23,916 Better than showing up at work with an open head wound, don't you think? 600 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,791 [poignant music playing] 601 00:35:35,708 --> 00:35:37,666 I'm not gonna be able to teach for a while. 602 00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:40,125 What am I supposed to do with myself? 603 00:36:12,291 --> 00:36:13,916 [Pirkko] Ah! Praying again, Pastor? 604 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,916 Ah. I didn't quite finish up here. 605 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,125 I've got an upset stomach. I went to Golden Moon for lunch 606 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:21,666 and Jokinen's sausages give me the runs. 607 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,458 I'm finished setting up the books for service 608 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:24,791 and like the way these look. 609 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,083 1.2 meters. 1.2 meters. 610 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:29,666 -1.2 meters. -Were you praying? 611 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:32,208 I was in the middle of vacuuming. 612 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:34,208 You don't mind, do you? It's like white noise. 613 00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:36,416 Very soothing. Like that ASMR stuff. 614 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,625 Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. 615 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:43,333 -[plucky string music playing] -[vacuum whirring] 616 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,125 [door opens] 617 00:36:58,125 --> 00:36:59,125 Hello there. 618 00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:02,416 -Pastor. -Räystäinen. 619 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,666 I'm pretty sure you're not here to get your car checked? 620 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,625 Get ready to sweat. 621 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:15,958 [music stops] 622 00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:23,125 For me, that would be just a warm-up jog. 623 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:29,250 [treadmill beeping persistently] 624 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,000 Keep going. 625 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:34,750 Sixty-three. 626 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:35,916 [Räystäinen] You know, 627 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,291 I'm surprised that you actually know how to do these exercises. 628 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:43,125 Sixty-three. 629 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:47,375 Sixty-three. 630 00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:51,000 But I suppose you have to keep in shape 631 00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,916 with a hottie like Krista at home. 632 00:37:57,916 --> 00:38:00,041 [breathes deeply] 633 00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:01,541 Who are you working out for, then? 634 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,375 A special someone? 635 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,208 Hit the bench press. 636 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:12,583 [grunts] 637 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,625 -What did you find? -[Matias] Listen. 638 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:16,916 About that scent. It was very punchy. 639 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,208 Dare I say, 640 00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:20,500 it was almost a little seductive. 641 00:38:23,625 --> 00:38:27,000 Musky with hints of nutmeg and lemon zest. 642 00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:30,250 [softly] That's it. On who? 643 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,500 [Italian pop song playing inside] 644 00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:46,541 [Jukkis] And don't forget to leave your drawings for the contest. 645 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:47,708 Yes, right. 646 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:49,625 Good evening, Pastor Joel. 647 00:38:49,708 --> 00:38:50,666 Jukkis. 648 00:38:56,416 --> 00:38:58,000 -[man 1] Cheers. -[man 2] Yeah, cheers. 649 00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,208 [man 3] You too. 650 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:01,958 [Räystäinen] Don't you have night watch? 651 00:39:02,041 --> 00:39:05,541 I thought I'd treat myself to a quick beer to recover from that workout first. 652 00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:08,333 You should rest after straining your muscles. 653 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:10,833 Rolle can take your shift at the museum. 654 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:12,500 -Rolle! -[Rolle groans] 655 00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:15,291 -Hay-ya! Karate man! -[man 2] My drawing. 656 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:17,416 I think I'll be just fine, thank you. 657 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:19,750 [man 2] I didn't even get to coloring it yet. 658 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,166 [woman] Hey, guys. The kitchen's closing soon. 659 00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:24,583 -Do you wanna order something? -[sniffs] 660 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:27,375 The special is a nice chicken breast in curry sauce. 661 00:39:27,458 --> 00:39:29,750 [sighs] I could really use a saucy breast. 662 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:32,291 -[woman] They're very tender. -I'm more of a thigh guy. 663 00:39:32,375 --> 00:39:33,625 Very hot and plump. 664 00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:36,041 [men laughing] 665 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,958 [Räystäinen] ♪ Karoliina, Karoliina I miss you day and night. ♪ 666 00:39:43,916 --> 00:39:46,208 [Karoliina] Breast and thigh. You got it. 667 00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:47,875 Order up! 668 00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:52,125 [men chat indistinctly] 669 00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:54,375 LEAVE YOUR DRAWING HERE 670 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:55,666 Can I have a beer, please? 671 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:01,750 I can't believe what you have to put up with. 672 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:05,083 Yeah, well. Those guys are a whole lot of talk and very little action. 673 00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:08,583 As long as their EU subsidies and benefit checks keep coming in, 674 00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:11,250 they're more than happy to sit in that corner all night. 675 00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:14,875 And you know they'll still be over there yapping long after I'm gone. 676 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:16,625 On the house. 677 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,083 Thank you. 678 00:40:24,583 --> 00:40:25,708 [sighs] 679 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:29,208 You were at the museum when the robbers came, right? 680 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:30,833 [Joel clears throat] Yes. 681 00:40:30,916 --> 00:40:35,250 Bumbling idiots took a grenade instead of the rock they were after. Hmm. 682 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:39,500 Mm. We have our fair share of idiots. 683 00:40:40,083 --> 00:40:42,958 And here I thought Hurmevaara meant charming. 684 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:47,333 Unfortunately, my time here has shown that the charm has all dried up. 685 00:40:51,375 --> 00:40:52,791 So your friend Jesus, 686 00:40:53,375 --> 00:40:54,500 did he walk on water? 687 00:40:55,416 --> 00:40:56,750 I wasn't there for it. 688 00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:58,916 Too young? 689 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,041 [Joel exhales] No, I just, uh… had a lot going on that day. 690 00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:04,791 But you still helped roll the stone. 691 00:41:06,250 --> 00:41:07,375 Well, 2,000 years ago, 692 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:10,000 I think we were all still playing with rocks. 693 00:41:10,958 --> 00:41:12,708 -And flint stones. -Mm-hmm. 694 00:41:14,625 --> 00:41:17,958 -And now one is worth millions. -[man] Siberia. [groans] 695 00:41:18,041 --> 00:41:19,416 It's freezing here. 696 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,708 Yeah, yeah. Oof. 697 00:41:25,833 --> 00:41:27,583 [men chattering indistinctly] 698 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:32,208 [Karoliina] Say hello to Krista for me. 699 00:41:34,041 --> 00:41:36,041 How do you know each other? 700 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:37,208 From here, of course. 701 00:41:37,291 --> 00:41:38,833 She likes her drinks. 702 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,916 Does she drink with other people? 703 00:41:43,541 --> 00:41:44,541 Mm-hmm. 704 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:51,958 [chattering indistinctly] 705 00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:53,333 [Karoliina] I like your hair. 706 00:41:53,833 --> 00:41:54,791 Got for it. 707 00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:55,750 -I like it. -Me too. 708 00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:58,041 -How are you? -[Karoliina] Not bad. I'm good. 709 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,750 [fantastical music playing] 710 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:34,958 Get a move on! 711 00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:37,041 You're late for guard duty! 712 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,125 [sighs] 713 00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:53,083 [man] Father. 714 00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:54,416 A ride? 715 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:57,125 No, thanks. 716 00:42:57,208 --> 00:43:00,500 -It's good exercise. -You are priest. 717 00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,541 Help with worries? 718 00:43:03,416 --> 00:43:04,250 Yes. 719 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,041 It's so dry here. 720 00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:10,291 Siberia. 721 00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,166 [groans] 722 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:17,875 Well, I'm receiving visitors at midday tomorrow in the church, so… 723 00:43:17,958 --> 00:43:20,500 This worry needs to be addressed now. 724 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:22,416 You drive. 725 00:43:28,083 --> 00:43:29,125 [Joel] Towards the museum? 726 00:43:29,208 --> 00:43:31,750 [man] How about we talk somewhere else first? 727 00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:33,583 Turn left here. There. 728 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:42,375 A priest. 729 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,375 It's good. 730 00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:47,708 Essential work, huh? 731 00:43:50,416 --> 00:43:53,375 Souls are so torn apart in this day and age. 732 00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:57,500 I'm Mikis. 733 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:01,333 -Joel. -Uh-huh. 734 00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:04,833 Sorry about this car. 735 00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:07,916 Local people don't understand style. 736 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:13,750 Please, don't try. 737 00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:18,458 Huh. Take the next on the right. 738 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,041 Let's stop here. 739 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:39,791 Adam and Eve. 740 00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:41,916 They weren't grateful. 741 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,041 God gave them everything, huh? 742 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:49,958 The only thing they had to do is to accept the gift and have faith. 743 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:53,458 I offer you paradise. 744 00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:59,791 Tonight, the only thing you have to do is 745 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,541 to leave the museum door open. 746 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:07,583 10,000 euros if you go out for a cigarette. 747 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,083 [chuckles nervously] 748 00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:13,375 10,000 euros? 749 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:14,625 Immediately. 750 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:17,500 I have it here. 751 00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:20,500 [breathing heavily] 752 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:24,583 -Smoking kills. -I got a Beretta. 753 00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:25,666 She can kill also. 754 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:29,958 And I could just get the meteorite. Who'd stop me? 755 00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,958 A small-town priest from Siberia. 756 00:45:34,791 --> 00:45:36,041 [Mikis groans] 757 00:45:37,250 --> 00:45:40,583 [both straining] 758 00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:46,375 [muffled gunshot] 759 00:45:47,500 --> 00:45:50,166 [labored breathing] 760 00:45:53,291 --> 00:45:54,583 [softly] Serpent. 761 00:46:09,041 --> 00:46:11,625 [snowmobile approaching] 762 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:14,458 [Joel pants] 763 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:23,166 [man] Mikis? What's going on here? 764 00:46:30,583 --> 00:46:31,583 Mikis? 765 00:47:03,541 --> 00:47:04,625 Hey! 766 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:07,625 Stop! 767 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:13,416 [coughs] Ow. 768 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,000 Hey! 769 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,083 [energetic music playing] 770 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:33,458 -[music fades] -[Joel pants] 771 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,208 [panting] 772 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,250 -[clattering] -[panicked gasp] 773 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,000 [exhales slowly] 774 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,000 There you are. 775 00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,041 You killed Mikis. 776 00:48:59,625 --> 00:49:01,166 And now I'll kill you. 777 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:02,750 -[clattering] -[shrieks] 778 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:23,250 [breathing erratically] 779 00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:40,958 Your banging interrupted my shut-eye. 780 00:49:41,041 --> 00:49:42,458 [fantastical music playing] 781 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,708 It's still here. 782 00:49:49,375 --> 00:49:50,541 It's all good. 783 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:56,583 [icy tingling] 784 00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,583 [shakily] Forgive me, Father. 785 00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:06,041 [breathing heavily] 786 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,958 [music becomes emotional] 787 00:50:16,166 --> 00:50:17,166 [music fades] 788 00:50:17,250 --> 00:50:18,541 [Joel] He was down there. 789 00:50:19,166 --> 00:50:22,000 -And you say he was a big Russian guy? -A giant. 790 00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,791 -A giant. -Yes. 791 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:27,125 [sniffs] 792 00:50:29,208 --> 00:50:30,541 Sorry. I… I got sick. 793 00:50:30,625 --> 00:50:32,750 -I smell a little like throw-up. -[man on radio] Pasi. 794 00:50:33,458 --> 00:50:35,208 -Yeah? -There's nothing here. 795 00:50:35,291 --> 00:50:36,916 -There's nothing there? -No, just snow. 796 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:38,000 Copy that. 797 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,833 Did you have any alcohol last night? 798 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,083 A little. 799 00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:47,625 -I had a beer at the Golden Moon. -Just one? 800 00:50:47,708 --> 00:50:48,916 Yeah, then I came here. 801 00:50:49,833 --> 00:50:51,208 That's where I first saw them. 802 00:50:51,291 --> 00:50:52,875 Mikis and the giant came. 803 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:55,875 And they seemed to know the other guys around the table. 804 00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:57,583 Karoliina too. 805 00:50:58,208 --> 00:51:00,041 And… Räystis. 806 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:02,208 So you went to the bar, threw up and fought. 807 00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:04,250 Yes. I struggled with Mikis in the car. 808 00:51:04,333 --> 00:51:05,708 When I saw what happened, I got-- 809 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:08,375 Your story's got more holes in it than my grandma's stockings, 810 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,708 Because we didn't find a car or a dead guy. 811 00:51:10,791 --> 00:51:11,708 Huh? 812 00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:14,000 When's the last time you slept? You look like hell. 813 00:51:15,625 --> 00:51:16,791 Um, I don't know. 814 00:51:17,291 --> 00:51:18,291 [exhales] Uh… 815 00:51:18,375 --> 00:51:20,958 -At least 72 hours or more. -It shows. 816 00:51:21,041 --> 00:51:23,083 I suggest you start going easy on the booze 817 00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:24,958 and go home and get some sleep. 818 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,000 What? 819 00:51:27,083 --> 00:51:28,208 Hey. Hey! 820 00:51:28,291 --> 00:51:29,291 Excuse me. 821 00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:32,625 The reason I haven't slept is because I have insomnia. 822 00:51:32,708 --> 00:51:34,958 What happened in there has nothing to do with any of that. 823 00:51:35,041 --> 00:51:37,791 -Everything I told you is true. -I think you need a vacation. 824 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:41,125 Check yourself into a clinic for a few days, you'll be good as new. 825 00:51:42,458 --> 00:51:43,875 -What? -Well… 826 00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,958 I'm just tired. I don't need to check in anywhere. 827 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:53,000 Well, maybe you need to be made aware of the budget cuts we're dealing with? 828 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:58,083 Have you considered how much gas we use to come all the way out here? 829 00:51:58,166 --> 00:51:59,500 Twelve liters worth. 830 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:03,500 And do you know how many blue notebooks we could buy with that instead? 831 00:52:03,583 --> 00:52:06,250 As of the other day, the bean counters at the top have a new rule. 832 00:52:06,333 --> 00:52:08,500 We're not allowed to have a new blue notebook 833 00:52:08,583 --> 00:52:10,875 until the one we're using is all filled up. 834 00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:12,958 And here you are, boozing it up all day. 835 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,208 And we come out here and you make us look like fools. 836 00:52:15,291 --> 00:52:16,166 There, there. 837 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,833 -Always with the fucking priests! -Pasi. 838 00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:19,875 You're getting worked up. 839 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:22,208 Remember what the crisis therapist taught you. 840 00:52:23,041 --> 00:52:25,250 -Inhale through the nose. -[inhales] 841 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,833 -Exhale through the mouth. -[exhales] 842 00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:34,458 Maybe you should read some self-help books, huh? 843 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:37,250 Do yoga. 844 00:52:38,541 --> 00:52:39,708 You need to loosen up. 845 00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:42,250 Yeah. Thanks. 846 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:44,833 We're here to serve. 847 00:52:53,791 --> 00:52:55,791 [whimsical music playing] 848 00:53:02,708 --> 00:53:03,833 [no audible dialogue] 849 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:32,333 [music becomes fantastical] 850 00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:56,750 [painful groaning] 851 00:54:04,250 --> 00:54:05,625 [distant coughing] 852 00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:22,291 -Mm. -[Jukkis] Krista is still in the shower. 853 00:54:22,958 --> 00:54:23,958 Okay. 854 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,083 It's good to be clean. 855 00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:28,666 I could use a shower. 856 00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:31,375 [sighs] 857 00:54:37,166 --> 00:54:38,166 Hmm. 858 00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:42,250 I, uh… brought the groceries she ordered. 859 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:44,125 Oh. Right. 860 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:46,041 First thing in the morning? 861 00:54:46,125 --> 00:54:49,125 She actually placed her order last night, but I couldn't make it. 862 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,208 I see. What's in the bag? 863 00:54:53,666 --> 00:54:55,458 Mostly sweet and salty things. 864 00:54:55,541 --> 00:54:59,458 There's some milk and cookies, sausage, bread rolls and Belgian chocolates. 865 00:54:59,541 --> 00:55:01,791 -[grunts] -And some lingonberries. 866 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:04,750 Right. 867 00:55:05,333 --> 00:55:06,625 I would think 868 00:55:06,708 --> 00:55:08,958 you'd have a higher minimum for home delivery. 869 00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:10,208 The gas alone must kill you. 870 00:55:10,291 --> 00:55:13,583 Well, I'm focused on pleasing our customers first. It's our thing. 871 00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:14,583 Minna and I. 872 00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:16,833 We literally go the extra mile for you. 873 00:55:17,416 --> 00:55:20,375 She says it's a little bit like Moses who went somewhere. 874 00:55:21,958 --> 00:55:26,583 I know it's got something to do with him. Minna says he was a good climb-- 875 00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:29,000 Moses went to the mountain, is what you're looking for? 876 00:55:29,083 --> 00:55:29,958 Right. Exactly. 877 00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:31,666 -Mm. -I'll let you take care of the food. 878 00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:34,583 Hey! Don't you want to wait so you can say hi to Krista? 879 00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:35,500 Catch up? 880 00:55:36,625 --> 00:55:37,750 We did that already. 881 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:39,291 -Mm. -At length. 882 00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:42,083 Wait. 883 00:55:42,166 --> 00:55:43,583 Can you help me with this? 884 00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,375 [Jukkis grunts] 885 00:55:58,916 --> 00:56:00,166 Okay then. 886 00:56:00,250 --> 00:56:02,458 -Is there anything else? -You tell me if there is. 887 00:56:02,541 --> 00:56:04,833 No. I need to get to work. 888 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:09,333 The museum. I'll go make sure everything's okay. 889 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:12,375 Your coat's over there. 890 00:56:12,458 --> 00:56:13,625 I forgot. 891 00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:15,000 I'm all turned around. 892 00:56:15,625 --> 00:56:17,625 [whimsical music resumes] 893 00:56:20,375 --> 00:56:21,750 [exhales slowly] 894 00:56:25,041 --> 00:56:27,041 [shower gushing] 895 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:29,958 [grunts] 896 00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:52,458 [shower stops] 897 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:11,291 THE METEORITE DRAWING CONTEST 898 00:57:11,375 --> 00:57:14,125 [men chatting indistinctly] 899 00:57:23,791 --> 00:57:24,791 [Karoliina] Coffee. 900 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:26,625 Mm. 901 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:29,791 Thank you. 902 00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:34,708 Krista says hi and said to ask when the next party is. 903 00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:35,916 Here? 904 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,541 I'd say this place is a non-stop party. [chuckles] 905 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:42,250 Play a game with me. 906 00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:45,041 I'll ask you something and then you'll ask me. 907 00:57:46,583 --> 00:57:49,833 Why are you spending your nights watching a rock and not with your wife? 908 00:57:51,875 --> 00:57:53,291 I needed something. 909 00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:55,166 A heavenly message? 910 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:56,375 I dunno. [sighs] 911 00:57:56,458 --> 00:57:57,916 Is this hamlet too boring for you? 912 00:57:59,875 --> 00:58:01,625 Are you hiding from something or… 913 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:05,750 Do you have something to hide? 914 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,666 My turn. 915 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:13,250 The guy whose lap you were sitting on… 916 00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,250 Mm. 917 00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:17,291 Do you know where he's from? 918 00:58:18,208 --> 00:58:19,416 You heard his accent? 919 00:58:20,166 --> 00:58:21,000 Are you… 920 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,500 looking out for me, Pastor? 921 00:58:25,916 --> 00:58:27,208 Do you need my help? 922 00:58:30,625 --> 00:58:32,458 I think that we could help each other, maybe 923 00:58:33,291 --> 00:58:34,500 How's that? 924 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:41,916 How many of the commandments do you follow? 925 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,208 [chokes] 926 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:51,000 -I have a-- -Karoliina! 927 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:54,541 My usual! My breakfast of champions. Coffee, vodka, and sausages. 928 00:58:54,625 --> 00:58:56,791 [Karoliina] I can't take another day in this place. 929 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:03,625 JOEL HUHTA PRIEST 930 00:59:09,250 --> 00:59:13,333 STAY AWAY FROM THE MUSEUM! 931 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:15,083 [sighs] 932 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:25,125 If you ever intended to share some answers, 933 00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:26,458 now would be a good time. 934 00:59:26,541 --> 00:59:27,541 [man] Father? 935 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:32,875 Do you have a moment? 936 00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:36,000 Yes. 937 00:59:55,791 --> 00:59:58,000 Ah, yeah. Um… 938 00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:01,000 God is testing. 939 01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,625 Slippery stairs. 940 01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:12,583 You're bound by… confidentiality, right? 941 01:00:14,541 --> 01:00:16,750 Whatever you say stays here. 942 01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:20,416 My friend… is dead. 943 01:00:21,208 --> 01:00:22,416 I'm sorry. 944 01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:24,958 He was murdered. 945 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,125 Oh. 946 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:32,000 -There's been nothing in the news. -Mm. 947 01:00:32,083 --> 01:00:34,291 The bullet went straight through his heart. 948 01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:36,500 It was a professional job. Someone here. 949 01:00:36,583 --> 01:00:38,958 Someone here that fired a gun before. 950 01:00:39,791 --> 01:00:41,041 So… 951 01:00:42,708 --> 01:00:46,458 -Hardly you, right? -[breathing heavily] 952 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:54,833 Could you open this, please, Father? 953 01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:56,791 Yeah. 954 01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:12,250 In Hurmevaara, 955 01:01:12,791 --> 01:01:14,333 I don't think that… 956 01:01:16,791 --> 01:01:18,125 professionals… 957 01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:20,458 Mm. 958 01:01:21,333 --> 01:01:22,333 I will… 959 01:01:24,166 --> 01:01:25,583 find him all right. 960 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:27,500 Sure you will. 961 01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,458 Mikis was a father to me. 962 01:01:33,541 --> 01:01:35,250 He was your father? 963 01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,916 The father I never had. 964 01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:39,708 Of course I had a father who fathered me, right? 965 01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:43,333 But Mikis, he protected me. Taught me everything I know. 966 01:01:43,833 --> 01:01:44,833 A father. 967 01:01:45,958 --> 01:01:48,166 We were supposed to travel to Hawaii. 968 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:50,583 But then we came here, to Little Siberia… 969 01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:53,625 for business, to trot around in the… the cold. 970 01:01:54,416 --> 01:01:56,875 And then I fell in love and… [chuckles] 971 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:57,958 Yeah. 972 01:01:58,041 --> 01:01:59,416 Mikis died. 973 01:02:00,791 --> 01:02:02,458 You fell in love? 974 01:02:02,541 --> 01:02:03,375 Yeah. 975 01:02:04,833 --> 01:02:07,375 Her name is Karoliina. 976 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,458 Mm. 977 01:02:09,333 --> 01:02:10,333 [chuckles softly] 978 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,125 What would you do if someone, uh… 979 01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:15,250 murdered your father? 980 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,416 My father drowned. 981 01:02:28,083 --> 01:02:29,666 [man] I'm sorry for your loss. 982 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:33,333 Huh. 983 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:36,291 Mm. 984 01:02:37,791 --> 01:02:38,750 Do you have a wife? 985 01:02:39,291 --> 01:02:40,208 Children? 986 01:02:42,083 --> 01:02:43,083 Yes. 987 01:02:43,166 --> 01:02:44,125 Children… 988 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,166 Not yet. 989 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:50,125 Ah, so you're in the "making a child" phase. 990 01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,041 That's the best part. 991 01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:55,041 The rest depends whether you like children or not. 992 01:02:55,125 --> 01:02:56,250 If you do, 993 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:59,666 you don't want anything bad to happen to them, nor to you, 994 01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:03,416 nor to the mother of the child, right? 995 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:07,208 Right. 996 01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:09,750 I want to apologize to him. 997 01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:11,666 Up there. 998 01:03:16,708 --> 01:03:17,916 Apologize for what? 999 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,750 For everything I have done. 1000 01:03:20,625 --> 01:03:22,125 And what I'm going to do. 1001 01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:29,833 I've tortured. 1002 01:03:30,666 --> 01:03:31,791 Broken bones. 1003 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:33,750 Torn out nails. 1004 01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:38,750 Torn out teeth and uh… chopped off fingers, ears, nose. 1005 01:03:38,833 --> 01:03:42,791 And I've burned people with, uh… What's it called again? 1006 01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:44,750 It has, uh, gas and a flame. 1007 01:03:46,416 --> 01:03:48,416 -Blowtorch? -[frantic laughing] 1008 01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:50,291 That's it! A blowtorch. 1009 01:03:50,375 --> 01:03:51,625 Yes, right. Thank you. 1010 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:54,208 I have… I have burned people with a blowtorch. 1011 01:03:55,666 --> 01:03:56,708 Anyway… 1012 01:03:57,666 --> 01:03:59,041 Now I have changed. 1013 01:03:59,541 --> 01:04:01,791 I met the love of my life. 1014 01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:04,625 I want to live a life without violence. 1015 01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:14,625 I'll just do one more thing first and I will… apologize for that. 1016 01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:20,125 -Father? -Mm-hmm. 1017 01:04:20,208 --> 01:04:24,541 Would you do me the honor to… join me in a small prayer? 1018 01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:27,666 Of course. 1019 01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:31,125 For me to find Mikis' murderer. 1020 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:34,250 [Joel] Mm. 1021 01:04:36,708 --> 01:04:37,833 Mm. 1022 01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:40,291 Um… 1023 01:05:02,666 --> 01:05:04,125 [man] You're a good priest. 1024 01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:06,000 A good listener. 1025 01:05:09,708 --> 01:05:11,166 My name is Petar. 1026 01:05:30,083 --> 01:05:31,250 [sighs] 1027 01:05:34,958 --> 01:05:36,958 [food squelching] 1028 01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:44,791 [Joel sighs] 1029 01:05:54,583 --> 01:05:56,250 I can explain, sweetheart. 1030 01:05:56,958 --> 01:05:58,375 If I gave you a chance to explain, 1031 01:05:58,458 --> 01:06:00,583 it would be more consideration than I got from you. 1032 01:06:01,291 --> 01:06:03,958 I sprained my ankle after you tricked me into going into the woods. 1033 01:06:04,041 --> 01:06:05,541 Yes, but that wasn't what I wanted. 1034 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:08,333 Do you have any idea what it's like to be stuck here day in and day out 1035 01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:10,458 in this godforsaken house that doesn't feel like home? 1036 01:06:10,541 --> 01:06:12,708 Do you expect me to be your quiet little pastor's wife?! 1037 01:06:12,791 --> 01:06:14,166 No, and I never have. 1038 01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:15,916 So, let's go! 1039 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,125 -What the hell were you after? -I wanna know who the father is! 1040 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,291 I don't understand. 1041 01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:27,166 -Joel? -I'm sterile because of my injury. 1042 01:06:28,416 --> 01:06:31,041 -What? -I can't have biological children. 1043 01:06:33,583 --> 01:06:35,125 How long have you known? 1044 01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:37,833 Since Afghanistan. 1045 01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:47,083 [breathing shakily] 1046 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:50,208 I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 1047 01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:52,708 -I've tried so many times. -Don't touch me. 1048 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,625 Krista. 1049 01:06:57,916 --> 01:07:00,541 -Krista. -Please leave me alone right now. 1050 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:01,958 I can't do this. 1051 01:07:02,916 --> 01:07:05,833 Go see your rock and get your head kicked in some more. 1052 01:07:05,916 --> 01:07:08,000 [breathing heavily] 1053 01:07:14,041 --> 01:07:15,541 You kept things from me too. 1054 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,125 [spits] 1055 01:07:18,666 --> 01:07:20,625 [poignant music playing] 1056 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:41,166 Tarvainen. 1057 01:07:42,500 --> 01:07:43,708 Tarvainen. Hey! 1058 01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:45,833 -Hey! Wake up! -[clears throat] 1059 01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:51,583 -It belongs to me, Pastor. -Please go home and get some rest. 1060 01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:54,125 Isn't this what they hired you to do, though? 1061 01:07:54,208 --> 01:07:57,291 Guard the meteorite? I volunteered when I was asked, yes. 1062 01:07:57,375 --> 01:07:58,750 Now, would you please go home? 1063 01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:01,083 The museum's closed. You can't come in. 1064 01:08:01,166 --> 01:08:02,833 I mean to talk to people. 1065 01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:06,875 Oh, I see. 1066 01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:12,708 It landed right there. 1067 01:08:14,583 --> 01:08:18,208 Told me to stop and… live a little longer. 1068 01:08:20,416 --> 01:08:21,583 We should talk more. 1069 01:08:22,583 --> 01:08:25,375 Please, come see me at the church any time. 1070 01:08:26,333 --> 01:08:27,500 How's it doing? 1071 01:08:28,083 --> 01:08:29,083 The church? 1072 01:08:29,958 --> 01:08:30,958 My meteorite. 1073 01:08:33,166 --> 01:08:35,500 We have a therapy group that meets once a week. 1074 01:08:35,583 --> 01:08:37,833 It could be a good starting point. And… 1075 01:08:37,916 --> 01:08:39,791 "Rally or die, my brother." 1076 01:08:40,666 --> 01:08:42,666 That's what Sulevi always said. 1077 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:43,791 He said what? 1078 01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:45,041 Would you look at that! 1079 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:47,916 -The pastor and the champion. -Rally or die, my brother! 1080 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:51,750 -Rally or die, my brother! -Rally or die, my brother. 1081 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:53,416 [engine revs persistently] 1082 01:09:08,958 --> 01:09:10,958 [icy tingling] 1083 01:09:20,666 --> 01:09:22,375 -[door knocking] -[Krista] Joel! 1084 01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,583 [sighs] 1085 01:09:28,916 --> 01:09:30,291 That's what it looks like. 1086 01:09:33,083 --> 01:09:35,125 One million euros. 1087 01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:36,708 [chuckles softly] 1088 01:09:37,291 --> 01:09:39,500 Yeah. Lots of folks seem to think so. 1089 01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:43,375 People believe what they want. 1090 01:09:54,333 --> 01:09:56,166 Did you get a professional opinion? 1091 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,625 The doctor said I'd need a mi… 1092 01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:01,875 miracle and then some. 1093 01:10:02,541 --> 01:10:04,458 Don't you think we both deserve one? 1094 01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:14,458 We should've talked more, sweetheart. 1095 01:10:15,333 --> 01:10:16,958 I should've known something was wrong. 1096 01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:18,625 You shut down when we started trying. 1097 01:10:18,708 --> 01:10:20,333 Because I was afraid. 1098 01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:23,041 I was considering fertility treatment if things didn't work. 1099 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:25,416 Would you have just let me start taking those hormones? 1100 01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:27,833 I was scared that you would leave me if I told the truth. 1101 01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:30,875 And I was scared to death that you were seeing someone else. 1102 01:10:30,958 --> 01:10:32,541 I couldn't get your attention. 1103 01:10:33,291 --> 01:10:36,375 Especially on the days when we were trying. 1104 01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:39,333 It doesn't help that you need so much attention. 1105 01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:43,750 It seems like we're living in two separate worlds. 1106 01:10:43,833 --> 01:10:46,458 [scoffs] Yeah, yours with Räystis and Jukkis 1107 01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:48,666 with your hands all over their sweaty hips. 1108 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:50,625 That's what a dance teacher is supposed to do. 1109 01:10:50,708 --> 01:10:52,666 -Then you party together. -It's called socializing. 1110 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:54,333 You should try it! 1111 01:10:57,916 --> 01:11:01,583 People talk about this rock being a message from above. 1112 01:11:05,208 --> 01:11:06,583 What do you think? 1113 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:11,958 I dunno. 1114 01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:15,375 Possibly. 1115 01:11:18,458 --> 01:11:21,083 If it is, the message isn't very clear. 1116 01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:29,458 Imperfection is what makes our world exist. 1117 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,625 Nothing in the universe would've happened without it. 1118 01:11:38,083 --> 01:11:39,750 We both made mistakes. 1119 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,833 And we do need to talk. 1120 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:52,208 But here's what I suggest. 1121 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:56,666 If you wanna share this gift, 1122 01:11:58,958 --> 01:12:00,333 come home to us. 1123 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:03,416 Otherwise, go straight to work in the morning. 1124 01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:06,500 And I'll pack my bags and go home. 1125 01:12:08,250 --> 01:12:11,250 I'll be on the first train back to Helsinki, and we'll both move on. 1126 01:12:18,416 --> 01:12:21,458 Either way, I really hope you find your faith again, Joel. 1127 01:12:24,083 --> 01:12:25,416 That's why I fixed this. 1128 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:27,500 [emotional music playing] 1129 01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:34,083 For better or for worse. 1130 01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:35,791 I meant every word. 1131 01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:39,625 [emotional music playing] 1132 01:12:44,541 --> 01:12:46,708 Because I've never loved anyone this much. 1133 01:12:47,666 --> 01:12:48,916 [Joel exhales slowly] 1134 01:13:24,875 --> 01:13:27,291 [music intensifies] 1135 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:01,416 [grunts, inhales sharply] 1136 01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:19,000 [clock ticking] 1137 01:14:34,750 --> 01:14:35,750 Krista? 1138 01:14:44,291 --> 01:14:45,291 Krista? 1139 01:15:01,541 --> 01:15:02,708 [door knocking] 1140 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:04,750 [Joel clears throat] 1141 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:13,000 The door was open, so I came in. 1142 01:15:13,083 --> 01:15:14,666 I didn't know you were home. 1143 01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:16,958 Joel. 1144 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,500 What the hell? 1145 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:21,875 Where is my wife? 1146 01:15:21,958 --> 01:15:23,208 [Jukkis] Isn't she here? 1147 01:15:24,541 --> 01:15:27,416 -Are you the baby's father? -What are you talking about? 1148 01:15:27,916 --> 01:15:29,625 Please, don't kill me! 1149 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:31,708 [panting] 1150 01:15:35,125 --> 01:15:36,208 I'm sorry. 1151 01:15:37,041 --> 01:15:39,041 I shouldn't have done that. I'm… 1152 01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:44,625 preaching forgiveness while I act like a man possessed. 1153 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:48,541 You gave in to a strong temptation. I get it. 1154 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:50,333 I understand. 1155 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:53,083 I should congratulate you on your wonderful news. 1156 01:15:53,958 --> 01:15:56,458 Um… I can't have any children. 1157 01:15:57,666 --> 01:15:59,500 -But the pregnancy? -I wish. 1158 01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:01,416 My swimmers are weak. 1159 01:16:03,041 --> 01:16:06,416 Minna and I have wanted children for years, but no luck. 1160 01:16:07,458 --> 01:16:09,833 I think she might actually move back down south. 1161 01:16:09,916 --> 01:16:12,458 But I'm talking about your affair with my wife. 1162 01:16:13,541 --> 01:16:14,958 We're expecting. 1163 01:16:15,041 --> 01:16:18,041 I mean, aren't you the father? 1164 01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:20,083 Where did you get that idea? 1165 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,250 You've been coming around when I'm… I'm not here. 1166 01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:24,500 And my injury… 1167 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,791 When I was in the service… 1168 01:16:26,875 --> 01:16:27,916 Krista's pregnant? 1169 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,416 -Yes. Yes, she is. -That's wonderful. 1170 01:16:32,541 --> 01:16:33,541 [chuckles warmly] 1171 01:16:40,625 --> 01:16:42,000 Congratulations. 1172 01:16:42,875 --> 01:16:44,583 I would love to be the father. 1173 01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,125 You're lucky. 1174 01:16:46,791 --> 01:16:48,541 [chuckles] Here. 1175 01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:52,583 I made this from Räystis's last kill. 1176 01:16:53,208 --> 01:16:54,791 While I was skinning him, I was thinking 1177 01:16:54,875 --> 01:16:58,166 how we must've had a lot of females and made lots of young. 1178 01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:02,208 He had a massive dick, much bigger than this sausage. 1179 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:05,375 I'm sure it worked great too. 1180 01:17:07,250 --> 01:17:08,250 I'd give anything 1181 01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:10,750 to have just one good swimmer. 1182 01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:13,416 To become a father. 1183 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:18,000 Minna says her talks with Krista were always really helpful 1184 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:19,208 and boosted her spirits. 1185 01:17:19,291 --> 01:17:21,125 That's why I was here. 1186 01:17:21,833 --> 01:17:23,708 To tell her how much I appreciate it. 1187 01:17:24,916 --> 01:17:27,125 And I promised her this as a thank you. 1188 01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:32,416 I won't bother you any longer. 1189 01:17:35,875 --> 01:17:37,791 [message notification chimes] 1190 01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:50,916 [disguised voice] The meteorite will be picked up tonight. Don't tell anyone. 1191 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,666 Come to the museum alone. 1192 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:55,083 If you call the police or tell anyone, 1193 01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:56,916 you will never see your wife again. 1194 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:04,166 [tense music playing] 1195 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:17,500 [music becomes dramatic] 1196 01:18:42,125 --> 01:18:44,125 [men chattering indistinctly] 1197 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:45,958 [Karoliina] Pastor. 1198 01:18:49,208 --> 01:18:50,375 Kitchen. 1199 01:18:51,541 --> 01:18:52,583 Where is she? 1200 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,416 -Tell me. -I have a brilliant idea. 1201 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:55,750 Worth a million, or so I'm told. 1202 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:58,708 If it's the meteorite you're talking about, what will you do with it? 1203 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,791 How about putting an end to 36 years of boredom and bullshit? 1204 01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:04,250 You don't need millions to start a new life somewhere else. 1205 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:06,750 Doing what? Standing in breadlines? 1206 01:19:06,833 --> 01:19:09,708 Putting my ass on display with my OnlyFans website? 1207 01:19:09,791 --> 01:19:11,791 We're not all priests with secure jobs. 1208 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:16,208 So, at 2 a.m., you'll have two burglars interrupt your night shift. 1209 01:19:16,291 --> 01:19:18,291 [suspenseful music playing] 1210 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,333 One'll come in the back door hoping to surprise you. 1211 01:19:21,416 --> 01:19:22,833 You'll be prepared. 1212 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,791 You'll hear everything because your ears are so used to listening. 1213 01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:29,166 Your training will kick in. 1214 01:19:29,666 --> 01:19:31,500 You'll fight to defend the village's treasure. 1215 01:19:31,583 --> 01:19:34,458 The burglar will get shot. It'll count as self-defense. 1216 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:37,166 You want me to shoot him? 1217 01:19:37,250 --> 01:19:38,791 I know you've done it before. 1218 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:44,541 It'll turn out the dead one is on the run and wanted in several countries. 1219 01:19:45,125 --> 01:19:46,333 Later, 1220 01:19:46,416 --> 01:19:49,083 his accomplice will be found… frozen. 1221 01:19:50,291 --> 01:19:53,750 And that will make it very difficult to determine the time of death. 1222 01:19:54,666 --> 01:19:56,583 The meteorite will have disappeared. 1223 01:19:56,666 --> 01:20:00,000 That million-dollar rock from outer space will be long gone. 1224 01:20:01,166 --> 01:20:02,958 Only you'll still be the hero. 1225 01:20:03,041 --> 01:20:04,708 And the whole village will become famous. 1226 01:20:05,375 --> 01:20:09,000 Everyone will be happy, and boatloads of tourists will show up. 1227 01:20:09,083 --> 01:20:12,791 Remember, the first guy will come in the back door at two. 1228 01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:14,541 And you will kill him. 1229 01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:15,750 [music ends] 1230 01:20:34,916 --> 01:20:36,291 [kick landing] 1231 01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:45,166 I'm worried about you having this. 1232 01:20:45,250 --> 01:20:47,458 You don't have to worry, it's for guard duty. 1233 01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:51,708 Did you bring the ammunition? 1234 01:20:57,125 --> 01:20:58,208 One bullet? 1235 01:20:59,291 --> 01:21:00,708 I figured one would be enough. 1236 01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:03,375 [sighs] 1237 01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:04,958 You know… 1238 01:21:05,458 --> 01:21:07,333 our talks have given me renewed hope. 1239 01:21:07,916 --> 01:21:09,250 And if that goes away, 1240 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,208 this rope will be strong enough. 1241 01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:15,666 And it's eco-friendly. 1242 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:17,958 It could be used for other things after. [chuckles] 1243 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:20,916 And it's quite long. 1244 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,375 [peaceful music playing] 1245 01:22:05,750 --> 01:22:09,291 [ominous drum beats] 1246 01:22:11,541 --> 01:22:14,083 Please let this one bullet be enough, Lord. 1247 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:31,791 [Petar] Open, fuck. 1248 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:33,833 Hands up! 1249 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:37,416 Hands up! 1250 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:40,250 -Priest? -Drop the knife. 1251 01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:42,666 Keep your hands where I can see them. 1252 01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,875 Okay. Keep your hands up. Keep your hands up. 1253 01:22:45,958 --> 01:22:47,333 Why are you holding a rifle? 1254 01:22:47,833 --> 01:22:50,083 You're going to shoot me, are you? 1255 01:22:52,416 --> 01:22:54,000 Go to the pole. Go to the pole! 1256 01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:55,333 Drop on your knees. 1257 01:22:56,583 --> 01:22:58,041 Drop on your knees now! 1258 01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:03,500 Spit on your hands. Spit into your hands! 1259 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:05,416 Yes. Spit, spit. 1260 01:23:06,666 --> 01:23:08,708 And now put them a… around the pole. 1261 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,291 Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. 1262 01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,083 Like that. Yeah. 1263 01:23:16,791 --> 01:23:18,958 And now you stick your tongue onto the pole. 1264 01:23:21,708 --> 01:23:24,916 Lick the pole! Lick the pole! 1265 01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:31,666 [groans] 1266 01:23:32,291 --> 01:23:33,291 [Joel] Yeah. 1267 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,500 [Petar] Ah. Ah! 1268 01:23:44,708 --> 01:23:45,708 One bullet. 1269 01:23:46,541 --> 01:23:47,541 One bullet. 1270 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:55,458 [message notification chimes] 1271 01:23:59,375 --> 01:24:01,500 PUT THE ROCK IN A BAG. 1272 01:24:01,583 --> 01:24:04,041 DON'T CALL THE POLICE AND YOU'LL GET KRISTA BACK. 1273 01:24:04,125 --> 01:24:05,125 [Joel] What the hell… 1274 01:24:05,208 --> 01:24:07,250 [sniffing] 1275 01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:16,458 Do as I say, and it might still work out. 1276 01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:20,333 Turn around. 1277 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:22,958 Now you smash that glass. 1278 01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:25,083 Do it now. 1279 01:24:26,625 --> 01:24:28,500 -Karoliina. -Do it now! 1280 01:24:34,916 --> 01:24:36,208 Do it now! 1281 01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,166 Good boy. 1282 01:24:45,791 --> 01:24:47,916 -You could've just used the keys. -[scoffs] 1283 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:50,458 Then you wouldn't get caught 1284 01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:53,125 after trying to disguise your attempted theft as a break-in. 1285 01:24:53,750 --> 01:24:55,458 The meteorite will be gone, 1286 01:24:55,541 --> 01:24:57,833 but there won't be any signs of forced entry. 1287 01:24:57,916 --> 01:25:00,333 Only your fingerprints all over this place. 1288 01:25:00,416 --> 01:25:03,333 I do appreciate you opening the door for me, Pastor. 1289 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,250 Chivalrous. 1290 01:25:07,041 --> 01:25:09,541 Now, take that pretty little rock out of the case. 1291 01:25:20,125 --> 01:25:22,583 -[clattering] -[footsteps approaching] 1292 01:25:22,666 --> 01:25:23,666 Petar. 1293 01:25:26,625 --> 01:25:28,625 Wait. Wait. 1294 01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:31,208 -Karoliina… -[Karoliina] Take the backpack. 1295 01:25:31,291 --> 01:25:33,291 [Petar gasps, groans] 1296 01:25:35,375 --> 01:25:36,541 Stone in the bag. 1297 01:25:43,750 --> 01:25:45,833 -[Petar groans] -[Karoliina] Come on. 1298 01:25:46,458 --> 01:25:47,708 Now I wanna see Krista. 1299 01:25:47,791 --> 01:25:50,500 -Krista? -Yes, I wanna see her. 1300 01:25:51,083 --> 01:25:52,166 [scoffs] 1301 01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:53,833 You guys are all the same. 1302 01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:55,166 -What? -Nobody move! 1303 01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:57,458 -[Karoliina] Tarvainen. -You don't know who I am. 1304 01:25:57,541 --> 01:25:58,583 [Karoliina] If you say so. 1305 01:25:58,666 --> 01:26:02,125 [Tarvainen] Put the gun on the floor, then kick it away. 1306 01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:05,250 The backpack. 1307 01:26:05,333 --> 01:26:07,000 Throw me the fucking backpack! 1308 01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:10,125 [Tarvainen grunts] 1309 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,375 If I see so much as your shadow behind me, I'll shoot. 1310 01:26:13,458 --> 01:26:15,625 Stay here… or die. 1311 01:26:17,666 --> 01:26:19,250 [Petar grunts, shrieks] 1312 01:26:27,541 --> 01:26:29,625 [fantastical music playing] 1313 01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:07,791 [Tarvainen] Nothing works around here, does it? 1314 01:27:07,875 --> 01:27:09,375 ["Tytön huivi" playing] 1315 01:27:09,458 --> 01:27:11,166 [man sings in Finnish] 1316 01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:12,666 [Tarvainen] This fucking rifle. 1317 01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:15,416 It's a piece of shit. 1318 01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:24,458 Joel. 1319 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,333 -What do you want? -[Joel] Krista. 1320 01:27:27,833 --> 01:27:28,833 She's not here. 1321 01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:31,166 Tell me where she is right now. 1322 01:27:31,250 --> 01:27:32,750 [Tarvainen] How would I know? 1323 01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:36,166 Anything else? 1324 01:27:38,875 --> 01:27:40,583 Uh… I'm taking that meteorite. 1325 01:27:42,416 --> 01:27:44,333 [Tarvainen] Sulevi sent it for me. 1326 01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:46,666 [Joel] Sulevi? 1327 01:27:47,416 --> 01:27:48,458 Your copilot. 1328 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:55,541 That happened during a rally in Corsica. 1329 01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:59,291 We were eight seconds behind the leader. 1330 01:28:00,500 --> 01:28:02,375 Sulevi got a reading wrong. 1331 01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:08,000 A slight right turned out to be a hard one. 1332 01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:09,000 [sniffs] 1333 01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:15,708 I was mad, so I started shouting at him, and I lost focus. 1334 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,583 Next thing I know, we're underwater. 1335 01:28:21,875 --> 01:28:23,208 I couldn't save him. 1336 01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:27,041 It was an accident. 1337 01:28:27,625 --> 01:28:28,625 [Tarvainen] Mm. 1338 01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:32,250 I could start racing again. [sniffs] 1339 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:38,625 And show Sulevi that I got his message and it wasn't all for nothing. 1340 01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:42,375 That his death wasn't a complete waste. 1341 01:28:42,958 --> 01:28:44,916 [sniffs, sighs] 1342 01:28:46,458 --> 01:28:48,041 [tearful chuckle] 1343 01:28:48,125 --> 01:28:49,875 Rally or die, my brother. 1344 01:28:51,208 --> 01:28:52,416 Mm. 1345 01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,708 Sulevi isn't angry with you. 1346 01:29:08,208 --> 01:29:09,458 Neither is God. 1347 01:29:12,250 --> 01:29:13,375 They forgive you. 1348 01:29:13,875 --> 01:29:17,458 For as you well know, if you forgive others their trespasses, 1349 01:29:18,541 --> 01:29:23,291 your Heavenly Father will also… also forgive all yours. 1350 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:28,583 Matthew. [sniffs] 1351 01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:32,958 -Yes. -[sobs softly] 1352 01:29:36,750 --> 01:29:39,208 That doesn't explain why you're here, though. 1353 01:29:44,083 --> 01:29:47,000 I'm here because I really need that meteorite. 1354 01:29:51,833 --> 01:29:53,583 -I need it more! -[grunts painfully] 1355 01:29:55,083 --> 01:29:57,000 [classical Finnish song continues] 1356 01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:28,416 [Tarvainen grunts] 1357 01:30:31,041 --> 01:30:33,041 [intense pulsating music playing] 1358 01:30:40,041 --> 01:30:42,041 [panting] 1359 01:30:44,958 --> 01:30:45,916 [Joel] Stop! 1360 01:30:58,625 --> 01:30:59,500 Stop! 1361 01:31:18,291 --> 01:31:20,458 [icy tingling] 1362 01:31:59,583 --> 01:32:01,583 [ethereal music playing] 1363 01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:22,375 [music becomes dramatic] 1364 01:32:47,958 --> 01:32:49,583 [message notification chimes] 1365 01:32:52,166 --> 01:32:54,208 I HAVE KRISTA NOW. 1366 01:32:54,708 --> 01:32:58,250 BRING THE ROCK TO THE GYM. K. 1367 01:32:58,333 --> 01:33:00,333 [tense string music playing] 1368 01:33:45,125 --> 01:33:47,125 [dance music blaring] 1369 01:33:47,666 --> 01:33:48,625 [Räystis] Help me. 1370 01:33:48,708 --> 01:33:50,541 -Please. -Where's Krista? 1371 01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:52,750 Petar and… 1372 01:33:53,625 --> 01:33:54,875 -Karoliina. -Where are they? 1373 01:33:54,958 --> 01:33:58,625 They wanted me out of the picture. Get me off this thing! 1374 01:33:58,708 --> 01:34:02,250 I'll tell the cops everything. I'm sorry, Pastor. 1375 01:34:02,333 --> 01:34:03,291 Please. 1376 01:34:05,416 --> 01:34:07,416 [message notification chimes] 1377 01:34:10,083 --> 01:34:13,125 You're… [grunts] …the one who kidnapped my Krista?! 1378 01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:15,666 Because the bank was going to shut down my business. 1379 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:17,291 Where did they take her? 1380 01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:19,708 -This place is my whole life. -Where's Krista?! 1381 01:34:19,791 --> 01:34:21,541 They're out back waiting for you! 1382 01:34:24,041 --> 01:34:25,333 Don't go! 1383 01:34:25,416 --> 01:34:26,625 Help me! 1384 01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:34,541 -When are your first clients getting here? -At six. 1385 01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:36,625 [panting] 1386 01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:40,000 Those rusty grenades don't actually work. 1387 01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:42,333 The one that exploded was a fluke. 1388 01:34:42,833 --> 01:34:43,750 We think. 1389 01:34:44,958 --> 01:34:47,458 Don't leave me here! [cries painfully] 1390 01:34:49,583 --> 01:34:50,916 [Joel] Get ready to sweat! 1391 01:34:51,000 --> 01:34:53,000 [music volume increases] 1392 01:35:05,958 --> 01:35:07,333 [frustrated shriek] 1393 01:35:13,750 --> 01:35:15,833 [dance music continues in the distance] 1394 01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:30,625 Come on, you shit! 1395 01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:36,333 [both grunting] 1396 01:35:41,666 --> 01:35:42,708 You fuck! 1397 01:35:46,708 --> 01:35:48,000 Take me to Krista! 1398 01:35:51,666 --> 01:35:54,875 I'll take the fucking knife out of your chest. 1399 01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:58,208 -And I'll fucking stick it up your arse! -[gunshot echoes] 1400 01:35:58,291 --> 01:36:01,041 -Karoliina! -Stop, Petar! Or I'll shoot! 1401 01:36:03,416 --> 01:36:04,416 [Karoliina] Joel! 1402 01:36:04,500 --> 01:36:06,083 What are we gonna do now, huh? 1403 01:36:06,750 --> 01:36:08,958 We need to take it easy and talk! 1404 01:36:09,541 --> 01:36:12,166 You get your boyfriend and the meteorite, 1405 01:36:12,250 --> 01:36:13,708 when you give me my wife! 1406 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:18,416 Or you forget this whole crazy thing and let Krista go! 1407 01:36:20,416 --> 01:36:22,916 -[Petar grunts] -[Karoliina] Sorry, Petar. 1408 01:36:23,625 --> 01:36:24,791 [groans] 1409 01:36:25,916 --> 01:36:28,291 [Karoliina] Come out with the bag where I can see it. 1410 01:36:28,375 --> 01:36:29,875 Or I shoot your wife next! 1411 01:36:30,833 --> 01:36:33,166 [breathing heavily] 1412 01:36:46,791 --> 01:36:48,291 [Karoliina] Do you understand? 1413 01:36:56,791 --> 01:36:58,000 [gunshots] 1414 01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:01,666 [Joel] Give me Krista, then I'll bring you the bag. 1415 01:37:03,791 --> 01:37:05,125 [Petar] Karoliina! 1416 01:37:06,041 --> 01:37:07,208 Get out! 1417 01:37:14,375 --> 01:37:15,666 Bring me the bag! 1418 01:37:21,791 --> 01:37:22,875 [Joel] Forgive me. 1419 01:37:24,083 --> 01:37:26,916 I'm sorry for being such an idiot, sweetheart. 1420 01:37:27,708 --> 01:37:29,041 You are my universe. 1421 01:37:30,083 --> 01:37:32,333 You're the most beautiful thing in the world. 1422 01:37:34,041 --> 01:37:37,833 Especially… when you're doing what you love most. 1423 01:37:42,083 --> 01:37:44,375 And I love your pirouettes. 1424 01:37:45,458 --> 01:37:47,583 -What? -The pirouettes that you do. 1425 01:37:47,666 --> 01:37:49,708 -They're perfect. -[Karoliina] Enough, Joel! 1426 01:37:53,083 --> 01:37:55,541 [music softens] 1427 01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:01,875 [grunts] 1428 01:38:03,625 --> 01:38:05,375 [labored breathing] 1429 01:38:18,166 --> 01:38:19,250 Joel? 1430 01:38:20,166 --> 01:38:21,958 -[grunts] -Is that a knife? 1431 01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:24,166 [Krista] Joel. 1432 01:38:25,583 --> 01:38:26,833 [breathing shakily] 1433 01:38:27,708 --> 01:38:29,458 My heart knew you would find me. 1434 01:38:33,291 --> 01:38:35,500 -We're fine now. -I was meant to find you. 1435 01:38:37,250 --> 01:38:38,750 Are you all right, sweetheart? 1436 01:38:39,250 --> 01:38:40,875 -Both of you? -[sobs] Yeah. 1437 01:38:41,875 --> 01:38:42,875 Good. 1438 01:38:45,708 --> 01:38:46,791 My little miracle. 1439 01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:48,916 You're my miracle. 1440 01:38:49,000 --> 01:38:50,625 [Joel] My… miracle. 1441 01:38:51,333 --> 01:38:52,458 [Krista sobs] 1442 01:38:57,000 --> 01:39:00,666 [Joel] Somewhere, far, far away, there was an explosion. 1443 01:39:06,791 --> 01:39:08,375 And somehow, it reached me. 1444 01:39:35,583 --> 01:39:37,583 [sniffs] 1445 01:39:40,833 --> 01:39:42,500 [Matias] Good afternoon, Pastor. 1446 01:39:42,583 --> 01:39:44,083 Hello, Matias. 1447 01:39:44,166 --> 01:39:47,458 I'm still on paternity leave. I just stopped by to pick up a few things. 1448 01:39:47,541 --> 01:39:49,583 [chuckles] I see. So… 1449 01:39:49,666 --> 01:39:52,166 What has your son been up to? 1450 01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:54,708 Well, mostly eating, pooping and sleeping. 1451 01:39:54,791 --> 01:39:55,958 Especially in the car. 1452 01:39:56,041 --> 01:39:57,333 -A good trick. -Mm. 1453 01:39:59,041 --> 01:40:01,583 So… I didn't come to talk. 1454 01:40:01,666 --> 01:40:04,333 I mean, I didn't come to have a conversation session with you. 1455 01:40:04,416 --> 01:40:05,458 Oh. 1456 01:40:05,541 --> 01:40:08,041 I have a whole other set of preoccupations now. 1457 01:40:08,541 --> 01:40:09,375 Mm. 1458 01:40:09,458 --> 01:40:13,708 I went on this app, Tinder, that helps people find love. 1459 01:40:13,791 --> 01:40:15,250 -Good for you. -And then boom! 1460 01:40:15,333 --> 01:40:17,583 I hit the bullseye with the first one. 1461 01:40:18,208 --> 01:40:19,625 Really? 1462 01:40:19,708 --> 01:40:21,541 She's a fiery angel. 1463 01:40:22,375 --> 01:40:24,958 And her smell is earthy and intoxicating. 1464 01:40:26,083 --> 01:40:28,791 While we're at it, I was wondering 1465 01:40:28,875 --> 01:40:32,000 if the confidentiality rules apply for you even when you're not working? 1466 01:40:32,083 --> 01:40:32,958 Mm. 1467 01:40:36,583 --> 01:40:37,875 She's out of this world. 1468 01:40:38,541 --> 01:40:40,958 A phenomenon in every single regard. 1469 01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:45,291 Safe words handcuffs, leather and whipped cream. 1470 01:40:45,375 --> 01:40:47,916 It's a whole new universe I'm discovering. It's something else. 1471 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,083 Truly something else. 1472 01:40:49,166 --> 01:40:52,041 It's so good to have found true love, that I even had a vasectomy. 1473 01:40:52,125 --> 01:40:53,333 Perfect. 1474 01:40:53,416 --> 01:40:55,708 -You do seem in lighter spirits. -What's all this? 1475 01:40:55,791 --> 01:40:56,875 Oh. [chuckles] 1476 01:40:58,291 --> 01:41:00,958 The doctor suggested more exercise, so I took up diving. 1477 01:41:01,041 --> 01:41:01,958 [Pirkko] Matias. 1478 01:41:02,041 --> 01:41:03,500 We have to go. Now. 1479 01:41:10,208 --> 01:41:11,333 [chuckles] 1480 01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:19,916 [baby cooing] 1481 01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:21,625 [Joel and Krista laugh] 1482 01:41:25,208 --> 01:41:26,666 [Joel sighs contently] 1483 01:41:27,375 --> 01:41:28,625 There's my little angel. 1484 01:41:29,125 --> 01:41:30,083 [Krista giggles] 1485 01:41:32,708 --> 01:41:35,666 [fantastical music playing] 1486 01:41:40,250 --> 01:41:41,916 -Shall we go for a swim? -Yes. 1487 01:41:58,166 --> 01:42:00,958 [icy tingling, rattling] 1488 01:42:05,250 --> 01:42:07,583 [music intensifies] 1489 01:43:47,875 --> 01:43:49,666 [music fades]