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Who showed up, man, who!
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I love you! I love you!
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Johnny!
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Let the party begin!
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Johnny!
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Go and do my move, go for it!
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-The move?
-Yes.
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Johnny!
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-Please.
-Just a second.
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Mic check!
Public service announcement!
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Any drinks purchased
in the next half hour in this club,
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will be fully covered by Johnny Baltă,
the money boss!
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DACIAN BARBARIAN
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THE BARBARIAN HERD
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{\an8}Five minutes of holding your breath
under freezing water, my Dacians!
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You feel the cold slapping
every cell in your body and saying:
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Wake up, baby, it's time
to become a monstrous brute!
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Back in the day, a real Dacian
would fight a bear with his bare hands.
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And you can be just like that now,
if you buy my courses
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{\an8}on Dacian beastification,
from me, Flex the Barbarian
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{\an8}The King of muscles!
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Stop being a softie!
Be a true barbarian!
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Grigore, the meat!
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{\an8}Stork drumsticks,
we also have badger ribs,
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{\an8}but most importantly: morning, night,
and midday, you must focus on foal neck.
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The species doesn't matter,
as long as it's got biceps.
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And what do we do, Grigore,
when we see a bicep?
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We poke it with our finger.
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-Why, Grigore?
-To see if it's well done.
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No, Grigore! No, no!
Grigore, you got nervous again.
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{\an8}Live Q&A now with Grigore, folks, yes!
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{\an8}I'll ask you a question,
and you answer yes or no, okay?
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{\an8}Yes or no, simple, right?
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{\an8}Does your mother know you're stupid?
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{\an8}Next question.
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Do you speak English?
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Yes, boss!
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Good! So here's the catch:
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go out back and help the guys
carry those logs,
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and when you're done,
come back and give the final answer, okay?
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Yes, boss!
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Go, go!
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Lovin. The new guy.
Tell us, son, is the Dacian-mobile clean?
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{\an8}Did you wash the Dacian-mobile?
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{\an8}-The car? It's shining!
-Good, good.
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Hey, but…
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Tell us nicely here on the livestream,
what do you do, what's your job?
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I'm a fitness gym model.
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{\an8}How, man? You're fat.
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{\an8}I'm the guy in the before photo.
After, that’s a different guy.
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You're ridiculous!
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Life isn't just about muscles.
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You're pathetic, you meat-eaters!
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Big biceps equals small dickceps.
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What?
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It's them again, those sectarians
of that herbivore, Sandra.
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We've passed 10,000 live viewers, Sandra.
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Attention!
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Come on now,
leave the toxic males alone.
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The astral plan is calling us.
It's time to transcend.
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{\an8}We begin with basic incantations.
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{\an8}Just like you can also learn
at home, from my bestseller,
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{\an8}Soul Rub,
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{\an8}available only on
my website, shop.sandrasenzorial.org.
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Oh, Universe, fill the tanks
of our daughters with feminine energy.
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Hold on, we're having some
streaming issues.
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The chat is full of bots.
Buy… Robbycoin… What is Robbycoin?
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I can't believe it! It's that loser!
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-Robby!
-Robby!
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{\an8}Greetings, sovereigns and
all my followers!
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Anonymous Robby here, coming to you
from the only account on social media
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that teaches you how to get rich!
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Hey, aren't you tired
of being non-rich?
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{\an8}Not to say poor?
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Don't forget, the only thing
that moves this world is money.
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So listen to Robby,
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because the only way
not to die non-rich is crypto.
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{\an8}That's why I launched
the digital coin
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Robbycoin.
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Sure, right now it's dipping,
it's falling, but that's exactly why
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I'm telling you, this is the perfect time
to invest big. It's a buying opportunity!
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{\an8}Okay, now let's take some questions,
let's hear from my community.
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One second.
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-Yes!
-Hi!
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-Yes, hello!
-You're Anonymous Robby.
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Yes! Anonymous Robby.
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-Do you want an autograph?
-No, bro. I want, listen…
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I want you to come outside for a bit
so we can talk.
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Get your hand off me! Want me
to spill my Pepsi on the upholstery?
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Dude, I bought some of that
Robbycoin of yours, it crashed,
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I lost everything, and now
I want my money back, man.
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Ah, I'm so sorry, because I'm not sorry.
But you know why?
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{\an8}Attention, chat!
Financial advice live!
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Because… look me in the eyes!
Because you're stupid!
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Because it's important to…
have a fool present. How could you sell?
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You should have waited for it to
go back up, to regain value, right?
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Wait, are you calling me stupid?
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{\an8}Why do I even bother with
idiots like this?
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How can you sell Robbycoin
when the market's down?
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-What do you want, man?
-Come outside. Let's talk!
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{\an8}Take your hands off me!
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The government wants to take my life!
Because I know too much.
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Help, community!
I'm at Kaufland Barbu Văcărescu.
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-Come outside, man!
-Help! Help me, followers!
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What's up, my favorite Keychain?
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All good, boss!
Just hanging with a cup of coffee.
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Of course you're hanging,
that's why you're a Keychain.
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But you're drinking coffee at 2PM.
Early riser!
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I just got back from the party.
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Ah! So you stayed for the after-after.
Anyway, the reason I called…
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Get on Insta, they're fighting again
on the livestream.
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-Flex, Robby, and Sandra.
-All three?!
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Yeah, bro!
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Muscle for brains!
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You see, Robby, my man, had you bought
my Tae Kwon Dacian course
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of Dacian martial arts-you'd know now how
to do the badger twist and get away now.
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Robby, ask the gentleman
what his zodiac sign is?
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Hey, wait!
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Wait!
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{\an8}Robby, tell us where you are
so we can call the police?
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{\an8}I'm a sovereign citizen!
I don't believe in the police.
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Dude, Mirel! These three are
the geniuses of the 21st century.
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Hey boss, I'm finishing my coffee
and heading to a pool party at the club.
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Wanna come?
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Didn't you hear I just got back from the
party last night? Haven't even slept yet.
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You don't need sleep! Big boss said she
left some instant coffee in the glove box.
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{\an8}A serious traffic accident occurred
in a village near Bucharest,
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{\an8}luckily with no casualties.
Ionuț Baltă, son of Dorin Baltă,
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{\an8}the famous billionaire and owner
of the banking empire by the same name,
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{\an8}crashed his luxury car
into a villager's property.
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{\an8}The young man was taken to the police
station and we'll soon find out
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{\an8}whether preventive arrest will be ordered.
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{\an8}With on-site updates,
here comes our correspondent.
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{\an8}Good afternoon! What's the news?
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Yes, good afternoon! It seems the heir
to the Baltă empire has messed up again.
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The young man is inside…
Yes, Mihai, shoot this right now,
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Mr. Baltă just arrived.
Roll the camera!
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-Mr. Baltă!
-Mr. Baltă!
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Mr. Baltă, your son has had
three accidents in the past year.
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Do you consider him a public danger?
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Considering his priors and the high-risk
drugs found at the scene of the accident,
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the young man faces a sentence
of three to seven years in prison.
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It appears his father's connections
have once again saved the speedster.
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Tell us, are you hurt?
Did you take any substances in the car?
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I drank still water that's all.
Come on, move along!
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Mr. Baltă, a statement for our viewers
who are shocked to see that a rich kid…
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Shocked, miss?
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Do you think our Romanian people, I mean,
Romanian citizens are so petty,
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as to take pleasure
in my son going to prison?
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So you and your family are above the law?
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No one is above the law.
God bless! Have a great day.
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Your son did drugs!
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He could've killed someone!
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So, another public slap in the face from
the richest and most influential Romanian.
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Dorin Baltă once again
chooses to cover up…
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Did you see that, Ionuț?
Hey, daddy's little sweetheart!
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You disgrace of this family!
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What kind of example are you
to the young people of your generation?
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Don't you see everyone's watching us?
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What kind of example are you
to your sister?
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Dad, can't you be happy
I'm alive, buy me something nice,
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help me get over this trauma faster?
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Instead, you come
with this negative energy.
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Now, I'm going to treat you like an adult.
Do you know what an adult is?
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Of course, I only watch adult movies.
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Was that a joke or what?
Jesus Christ!
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Listen, put everything you have in your
pockets on the table right now!
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Credit cards, house keys, car keys,
everything you got from me for free.
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From now on, you're on your own.
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-Come on, Dad, don't…
-No "come on, Dad!"
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I said, put everything on the table!
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You'll go get a job, rent a place,
manage on your own.
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If in six months you can't prove
you've changed
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and become a responsible adult
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who can take care of the family business,
I'll disown you!
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I don't want to hear from you again!
You're an embarrassment to this family!
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Put it all on the table!
Why are you just standing there stiff?
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-Come on!
-No "come on!"
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Put it all on the table, I said!
You're the biggest disappointment!
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And the house keys. And the Porsche?
Put the Porsche on the table too.
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-Come on, Dad…
-No "come on, Dad!" What don't you get?
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Like, leave.
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Wait!
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-Take this.
-What is it?
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A business card.
That's what a business card looks like.
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Take it and read it!
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It's a treatment clinic
with Harvard-trained psychologists.
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They know what it's about,
I've already spoken to them.
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-Come on, Dad!
-Hey!!
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No emotional blackmail here! Get going!
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Did I scare you, daddy's girl?
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-No.
-Good, you take after me.
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Johnny?
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-Johnny?
-What?
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I wanted to thank you for not telling Dad
that the bag in the glove box was mine.
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As if he would've believed me.
What's gotten into you?
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You're not even into that kind of stuff.
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I wanted to surprise you.
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-Didn't I tell you I quit?
-You've always said you were quitting.
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Come on, just say it!
That I'm immature, go ahead!
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Why does everyone have to be mature?
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Does it help with anything in life?
Does it make you happier?
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Someone has to be mature, Johnny,
to take care of kids like you.
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I can't let Dad think I'm a failure,
you understand?
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Yeah…
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Just so you know, I looked at the
Schedule for that clinic too.
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You wake up at 6AM, treatments,
pills, courses, no internet,
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so no adult sites, no visits.
I don't know…
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-Sounds like a mental hospital, Johnny.
-So what other option do I have?
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Those mentors you keep following
on Instagram?
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Flex, Robby, and Sandra?
They're not mentors. They're geniuses.
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That's what I'm saying!
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Let's make them an offer
they can't refuse.
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We're back live on Kiss FM
and streaming on our show's Facebook page.
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This is Dan Fințescu and Nico
from the radio.
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Hello everyone!
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Today in the Kiss FM studio, we have
a guest who's a friend of the show…
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…the biggest fitness influencer
in Romania, over one million followers,
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-Flex the Barbarian!
-Flex the Barbarian!
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How are you?
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Fine.
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The listeners can't smell it,
but what's that awful stench?
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Thanks for asking! It's my new fragrance,
Beast Essence, with pheromones,
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created by my own personal brand, Dihor
(Ferret), with a 100% natural formula,
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passed down from the ancient
Tarabostes healers.
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And you say it's made in your own lab?
229
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Personal and private lab, yes.
230
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Where we process various animals
into various products.
231
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And is this lab certified?
232
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:36,083
What kind of question is that?
Who certifies the tiger to hunt gazelles?
233
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:40,083
Who authorizes the polar bear
to eat a rhino?
234
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,750
Well, those aren't even
on the same continent.
235
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:46,875
What are you getting at?
236
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:52,208
Nothing, I just want our Kiss FM listeners
to be correctly informed
237
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and to only buy certified products.
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Cut!
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Looks like we're having some
technical difficulties.
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We'll take a short break and
be right back. Commercials.
241
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Dude, Dan, you trying to ruin a business?
242
00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,625
You know how much those
certifications cost?
243
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:15,250
Then maybe you can tell me where
to get the money and we'll handle it!
244
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What do you want, man? Come in, Lovin.
245
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,541
That's exactly what I wanted to show you.
246
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,125
Isn't that the son of that guy…
the richest man in Romania?
247
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:26,458
Yep. And the offer's legit.
248
00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:30,166
His sister wrote us herself…
his brother's sister, that is.
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Are you serious!?
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My dears, I've just been offered
a million bucks to mentor
259
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:04,375
{\an8}Johnny Baltă.
260
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,166
Work is for tractor drivers, man!
261
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,875
People with brains run real businesses,
not steering wheels.
262
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:13,458
-Man, what are you doing?
-Get lost! I've got my hazard lights on.
263
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:22,750
Flex!
264
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,208
Hi, Robby!
265
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,708
-Cheers!
-Wait, you're allowed to drive?
266
00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:33,625
-It's non-alcoholic drink, dude.
-No! I meant on account of your eyes.
267
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:38,083
Well, well!
What are you doing here, missy?
268
00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:41,166
Didn't see the sign:
Watch out! Vegan Deer!
269
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,750
If your head had anything in it
besides that sweaty cap,
270
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:47,583
you'd know all deer are vegan.
271
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:48,666
But what can I do
272
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:53,375
if my tantric gravity keeps pulling you
into my orbit, caveman?
273
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:56,375
Flex, I'm your biggest fan!
274
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,208
-Can I get an autograph?
-Of course.
275
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,125
But you didn't say you were
my biggest fan.
276
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,083
I am!
Honestly, I love all three of you.
277
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:08,875
So you want me to split the money
with them?
278
00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,541
Never!
279
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,333
Here's the deal:
280
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:17,875
To prove to my dad that I can change, I
need to learn something from each of you.
281
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,291
Learn what, man…
282
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,875
I have over a million followers.
283
00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:24,833
Over!
284
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:29,166
Johnny, I feel you're a soul
that needs me. Nothing else matters.
285
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:32,541
I can split the money if that's
what will make you happy.
286
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,500
Wait! What do you mean?
287
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:38,166
And if they don't agree,
I can take the whole amount myself.
288
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:42,250
Money, like age, is just a number.
289
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,833
-Alina?
-Oh, yes!
290
00:19:46,208 --> 00:19:48,833
You're aware of the power of crystals,
right?
291
00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,791
This is tiger's eye.
292
00:19:55,375 --> 00:20:01,458
The energy of this stone will help you
and guide your life decisions.
293
00:20:03,125 --> 00:20:05,041
Here comes the nonsense flood!
294
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,958
Tell him they're actually stones
from an angel's kidneys.
295
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,375
You absolutely need
past-life regression therapy,
296
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:12,750
some Balinese hypnosis.
297
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:16,750
Nonsense!
Here, this is hypnosis, Sandra!
298
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:20,958
Feel your eyes going wild?
Come on, touch them, they won't bite.
299
00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:26,000
I'm the only wild thing here.
This bicep is completely domesticated.
300
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:28,000
-Brain, not biceps.
-Wait!
301
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:32,916
The simplest thing is for Johnny to give
each of you a share of that million
302
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,375
based on how much he feels
he's learned from each one.
303
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:40,875
Oh, really! So if nothing gets into
his head, I lose both time and money?
304
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,000
First of all, the money's with his dad.
305
00:20:44,083 --> 00:20:46,000
If Johnny doesn't get it,
you don't get it either.
306
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:49,791
Second, don't worry…
my brother is very easy to train.
307
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:52,291
-Check this out!
-Oh! That's my anthem!
308
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:59,166
Well, in that case, I'm in too.
Can't let Sandra take all the money.
309
00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:04,000
Then if you insist, I'm in too, because,
as they say…
310
00:21:04,083 --> 00:21:05,541
get rich or die mining.
311
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,333
-What?
-I accept.
312
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:13,166
My bro, the Keychain,
found me a place to stay.
313
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:18,750
Look, Magda, you said I couldn't count
on him, that he's only in it for himself.
314
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,625
-But look, friends!
-If you've got friends, you're never poor.
315
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:26,958
Well, unless your friends are poor too,
in which case you're stuck together broke.
316
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,291
-Ah! Magda, thanks for the scooter.
-Don't mention it.
317
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:32,208
Bye!
318
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:27,416
{\an8}177 DAYS LEFT
319
00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:56,458
Mr. Johnny Baltă, my respects, boss!
How are you?
320
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,583
-I'm okay, thanks.
-One moment, please.
321
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:02,041
Is what people are saying true, boss?
322
00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,666
About your dad, the money,
the inheritance?
323
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:08,500
-No. But how do you know about that?
-Eh, people talk, boss.
324
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:12,916
I figured it wasn't true, but still…
We do have a small favor to ask,
325
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,166
if you don't mind, please use
the regular entrance today.
326
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:25,291
-What…
-Boss, this is the VIP entrance.
327
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,375
We just don't want any trouble.
There are cameras everywhere.
328
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:34,250
We have bosses too.
Don't want to cause a fuss, no offense.
329
00:24:04,083 --> 00:24:05,125
You're not allowed!
330
00:24:08,791 --> 00:24:10,250
-It's full!
-Mirel?!
331
00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:14,500
Mirel!
332
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,125
You're bothering the other clients.
333
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:26,500
He's new. Let him be, chill.
What's the deal? How's the apartment?
334
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:28,625
The studio? It's okay.
335
00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:31,083
What do you want?
My dad doesn't have your dad's money.
336
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,125
Better than sleeping on the street, right?
337
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,375
Dude, wait, let me explain!
Come here!
338
00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:39,833
Stick around, I'll take care of you.
You're my brother.
339
00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:45,208
After all you've done for me, listen…
I'm not gonna let you… sink.
340
00:24:46,166 --> 00:24:51,208
It was right here… Wait a sec.
Give me your phone.
341
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:55,416
Here! Take it!
342
00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:01,083
Whatever you need, you do it.
If you've got problems, call me.
343
00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,625
No worries, I'm here, I got my boys,
I got everything, alright?
344
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,333
Now go!
345
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:09,208
Another round of shots!
346
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:23,375
Chin up, prince, your crown's slipping!
347
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:35,000
No booze before gym day, Piggybank!
348
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:40,916
-Come on! Faster!
-Go, my Barbarians! Hurry up!
349
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,583
-Roll call!
-But when's gym day?
350
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:50,458
Every day is gym day, Piggybank!
Welcome to the Dacian Barbarian Herd!
351
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:54,333
Hit him with some protein,
he's looking squishy.
352
00:25:55,791 --> 00:26:00,208
Come on, hit it! You've got two more
to chug before bedtime. Hit it!
353
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:07,791
What, son? Don't like it?
You allergic to bananas? I got you, bro.
354
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,625
Lovin, go get him two big chocolate ones
from the car. Move, man! Go!
355
00:26:14,416 --> 00:26:15,875
Do you think I still need it?
356
00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:18,291
I took one sip and already
feel my muscles growing.
357
00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:21,916
Chest out and aggression!
358
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:26,041
You're a man,
for God's sake! Life is violence.
359
00:26:27,125 --> 00:26:30,833
The only answer to violence, Piggybank,
is…
360
00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:34,375
-Is…
-To turn the other cheek?
361
00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:38,375
What cheek, man?!
Even more violence!
362
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,083
-Okay, got it.
-Stand up straight!
363
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,625
Alright, I'm going! Lovin? Lovin!
364
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:43,875
Go!
365
00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:02,500
Hola, mami, qué guapa! Miau miau.
366
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,375
Hi boys! Has anyone taken your order?
367
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,416
No, but I'd love for you to take an order.
368
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:19,833
Hey, leave her alone!
369
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:31,083
You twig, sit your ass down,
or I'll smack you into spare parts!
370
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,958
-What's your problem, man?
-Sorry!
371
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:44,000
It's a reflex from back when
I had bodyguards.
372
00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:53,291
Damn, you de-hardcoded him!
373
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:59,541
The only answer to violence
is even more violence.
374
00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:14,958
Oh, really?
375
00:28:20,625 --> 00:28:21,875
Come on, guys! Let's go!
376
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:22,958
Enough!
377
00:28:23,041 --> 00:28:25,333
Hey, you Flex guys are pretty
full of yourselves!
378
00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,791
But no worries, the Titans are
gonna put you in your place.
379
00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:29,416
-Let's talk!
-Talk about what?
380
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:31,916
You guys again?
381
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,750
-You know them?
-Who?
382
00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:36,666
These pixelated dudes
who look like they work out in Minecraft?
383
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:38,208
It's Cornel's gang. Cornel the Titan.
384
00:28:38,291 --> 00:28:40,500
The second biggest muscle influencer
in the country.
385
00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:43,166
Only because Flex buys likes online.
386
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:46,500
Better than buying botox. Or is that
pout of yours naturally swollen?
387
00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,208
-Call Flex!
-You sure?
388
00:28:57,791 --> 00:28:58,958
I'll keep them busy.
389
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:21,166
-Come on, man!
-What?
390
00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:24,208
Aren't you taking your tank top off?
391
00:29:24,833 --> 00:29:26,875
I only take my tank top off at the beach.
392
00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:29,000
-How come?
-Listen here, bodybuilder! I have a motto:
393
00:29:29,083 --> 00:29:32,833
Better one week of shame at the beach
than a year of pain in the gym.
394
00:29:33,666 --> 00:29:40,166
Oh! Oh! Damn, you'll see what I do to you!
395
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:50,166
Flex! They attacked us! Lovin!
396
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,791
-Who, man?
-The Titans.
397
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:53,125
-Outside, now?
-Yeah.
398
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,416
You two go out and face them!
399
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,583
You, Grigore, go film it,
we need content, yeah? Go!
400
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:03,500
Relax or you'll fill your diaper!
401
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:05,500
And anyway, looks like
you don't have much muscle.
402
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:08,125
Hey, man, I'm in bulking phase.
Flex taught me.
403
00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:10,458
First you build the inside,
then the outside.
404
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:14,666
I bulk up like a boulder
and only then I sculpt, like a statue.
405
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:17,250
Bravo, man!
406
00:30:18,791 --> 00:30:19,916
Bravo, man!
407
00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:23,750
What statue?! You look like
you've got lard for muscle!
408
00:30:24,416 --> 00:30:28,333
If you were with the Titans,
you'd be all shredded in two weeks!
409
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,958
Come on, show him that move!
410
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:15,625
Dude's pec just popped.
411
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:30,500
Cornel the Titan.
We meet again.
412
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,791
I'm the king of muscles in Romania!
413
00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:37,166
The internet disagrees.
You're in second place.
414
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,500
Look closely at this chest,
Cornel the Titan!
415
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:43,375
Because from second place,
all you can see is my back!
416
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:51,750
Yeah? Let's see what real life says,
not just the internet!
417
00:31:51,833 --> 00:31:54,875
Your risk.
But I'll send you to the hospital!
418
00:31:54,958 --> 00:31:58,833
-Yeah? I'll send you to the morgue!
-The morgue's in the hospital, dumbass!
419
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:01,708
Not always.
Sometimes it's in an annex, dumbass.
420
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:18,750
-Where's that punk?
-What?
421
00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,000
Where's that punk?
422
00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:24,666
His pec popped, but now that Flex is here,
everything's fine.
423
00:32:25,708 --> 00:32:27,291
If there's a fight, I'll call the police.
424
00:32:27,375 --> 00:32:30,750
No one's fighting!
What they're doing is far more dangerous.
425
00:32:34,916 --> 00:32:40,916
Pathetic! Let it be known! From today on,
Flex the Barbarian, the influencer…
426
00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:47,666
Man, Cornel, you can't even skip leg day.
427
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,291
That's it for Cornel the Titan!
428
00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:57,791
He won't be flexing around
this city anytime soon.
429
00:33:01,708 --> 00:33:03,166
Now listen up!
430
00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:06,875
As of tomorrow, you're on a diet.
You eat only what I send you.
431
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:11,041
I've got a butcher shop…
my passion project…
432
00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,416
and with your dad's money,
we'll certify it.
433
00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:15,666
And the training? When do I start?
434
00:33:16,333 --> 00:33:19,291
We'll start training next week.
Let's rest for now.
435
00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:22,625
Come on, as of today, you're a man!
436
00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:26,208
Considering I only pee in urinals,
I thought I already was a man.
437
00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,333
Not in my eyes, Piggybank!
438
00:33:30,125 --> 00:33:33,541
A real man never pees
in another man's eyes, Flex.
439
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:39,250
Come on, guys!
440
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:57,833
-Hey!
-Hey!
441
00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:01,041
Thanks for stepping in when that jerk
got handsy.
442
00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,416
But it wasn't necessary.
We have bodyguards. I can handle it.
443
00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:07,125
It was instinct. That's how I am.
444
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:10,083
When I see a woman being harassed,
I immediately jump in to get beat up.
445
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,375
I noticed you've changed your crew.
You're not with the VIPs anymore.
446
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,875
I'm going through a life-change phase,
you know?
447
00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,208
-A…
-Hopefully a good one.
448
00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,416
-I'm Cristina.
-Johnny.
449
00:34:25,333 --> 00:34:27,250
Yeah, I know who you are.
450
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:30,916
I never forget a client
who leaves a fat tip.
451
00:34:31,416 --> 00:34:34,000
Hope you've got an elephant's memory.
452
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:38,458
Let me walk you out.
Walk you out?
453
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,625
Yeah. Come on.
454
00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,916
I can't believe this.
You don't have any money left.
455
00:34:51,541 --> 00:34:55,333
You, who used to blow in one night
what I earn in three months.
456
00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:58,000
Wait… you work three months
just to party for one night?
457
00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:03,250
Okay! I hadn't thought of it that way.
So how are you gonna manage on your own?
458
00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:05,375
Is that the issue?
I've been alone my whole life.
459
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:06,833
Having no money is what's harder.
460
00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:08,583
It's easier
if you've got people around you.
461
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:11,125
Yeah, if you're missing stuff.
I never lacked anything.
462
00:35:11,208 --> 00:35:15,333
Okay, if I did, I just called Mom or Dad
and a package showed up at the door.
463
00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:17,458
Why did you have to call them?
Weren't they home?
464
00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:20,833
They came on holidays, but otherwise
they had vacations, businesses,
465
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:23,125
and anyway, when they did come,
I was in the west wing.
466
00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:25,583
They stayed in the east wing
and we rarely saw each other.
467
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:27,458
Wow, you grew up like that, all alone?
468
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:32,375
No!
There was my sister, the gardener,
469
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:35,166
the housekeeper, the drivers,
lots of people.
470
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:38,291
-We never lacked anything.
-I don't know what to say to that.
471
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:42,125
-Hey, can I ask you something?
-Yeah.
472
00:35:44,041 --> 00:35:48,958
-I was thinking…
-I'm not going on a date with you.
473
00:35:50,541 --> 00:35:54,791
No, wait! No, sorry! No! I mean,
you seem like a really nice guy,
474
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:56,833
it's just… I like simple things
475
00:35:56,916 --> 00:35:59,958
and you seem to go through
a pretty complicated phase right now.
476
00:36:00,041 --> 00:36:01,416
-Okay.
-Okay?
477
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,666
Then something else.
Do you know any of those…
478
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:05,833
what are they called… jobs?
479
00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,833
-Sorry! Are you serious?
-Unfortunately, yeah.
480
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:12,458
Well, yeah, we have something at the club.
But, what can you do?
481
00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:15,625
-I can tell jokes.
-Oh, look, it's the great stand-up guy!
482
00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:18,791
-No! Can you do anything useful?
-Nothing, but I learn fast.
483
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,500
{\an8}165 DAYS LEFT
484
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:29,041
Hello! Yeah, Dad!
I found a job.
485
00:36:29,666 --> 00:36:31,208
You didn't expect that, did you?
486
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,458
Catering-related services.
487
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:37,041
-Put down that phone!
-Hold on, Dad.
488
00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:42,000
Put it down! Only two things clean
themselves, your eye and a cat.
489
00:36:42,625 --> 00:36:47,083
You wash the dishes, and remember
you're still on probation.
490
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:52,916
Fine, call it dishwashing
if you want to make it sound degrading.
491
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,458
You're not supporting me at all.
I'm doing the best I can, okay?
492
00:36:56,875 --> 00:36:59,500
At least I'm not laundering money, okay?
493
00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:04,166
-Your Highness!
-I have to go. Bye!
494
00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:09,375
Go all in, 'cause after the dishes,
you gotta clean the toilet too.
495
00:37:10,125 --> 00:37:11,750
-What's this?
-Foam.
496
00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:15,708
-What kind of foam? Party foam?
-No, my prince! Bathroom-cleaning foam.
497
00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:21,000
Tub, sink, toilet, the whole deal.
And listen up:
498
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:25,583
It works right-side up and upside-down.
499
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:28,250
-Got it.
-It's like a metaphor for your life.
500
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:30,125
Okay, I got it.
501
00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:31,541
Now go be unstoppable.
502
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,333
Come on!
503
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:39,291
We're rolling, right?
With good vibes, boys!
504
00:37:39,375 --> 00:37:41,000
Guys, make room for Ms. Sandra.
505
00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:42,958
-Johnny!
-Sandra!
506
00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:46,916
Oh my God, I'm so glad to see you.
507
00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,916
But what's with all the cameras?
508
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,833
I'm filming a pilot for a show.
TV networks will fight over it.
509
00:37:52,916 --> 00:37:57,291
Do you even know how much professional
equipment costs? Never mind!
510
00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:02,791
I'll pay off my debts with your
dad's money. Let's talk about you!
511
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:07,916
Let's talk about you! It's time
to let your destiny unfold.
512
00:38:09,541 --> 00:38:10,958
I have something for you.
513
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:28,583
I already started working on that,
Sandra. I have a plan.
514
00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:29,666
Excellent!
515
00:38:29,750 --> 00:38:31,875
I started from the bottom,
now I'm washing dishes.
516
00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:36,416
If I do a great job, I can move up to
bussing tables, then waitering, and
517
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:41,875
and in a few months, maybe bartending
or shift manager.
518
00:38:42,625 --> 00:38:44,666
But until then, I want to learn
flair bartending.
519
00:38:45,166 --> 00:38:47,833
Superb! But what's flair?
520
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:50,916
Let me show you.
521
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,458
We need to move. Come on.
522
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,333
Watch out for Sandra everybody.
523
00:39:14,416 --> 00:39:17,250
-Look, this is flair.
-Fascinating!
524
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,458
And if I train properly,
in about six months,
525
00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,500
I can do cool tricks like this too.
526
00:39:22,583 --> 00:39:23,833
Johnny!
527
00:39:24,583 --> 00:39:26,958
Johnny, look into the camera.
528
00:39:27,041 --> 00:39:31,958
If you want to become a flair bartender,
you don't need training.
529
00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:36,500
Everything you need to know
is already inside you.
530
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:41,458
-Yes, it's inside him.
-Yes, but some training would help.
531
00:39:41,541 --> 00:39:45,083
Nonsense! It's all about motivation.
532
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:49,666
Do you want to be a flair artist
with your whole soul?
533
00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:54,291
-Yes, I do!
-With your whole being? He does.
534
00:39:55,541 --> 00:39:57,208
Boss, do you have a minute?
535
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:10,916
Access your motivation, Johnny!
Motivation!
536
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:20,375
Okay, that's it. I've seen enough!
You're fired.
537
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:26,416
{\an8}162 DAYS LEFT
538
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:29,875
Come on…
How did it dropped like that?
539
00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:47,958
-Good afternoon!
-Robby!
540
00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:52,791
Hi! Cristina, this is Robby.
Robby, Cristina. He's one of my mentors.
541
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:58,208
-I know exactly what you want to do.
-Yeah?
542
00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:02,208
Can't wait to see what lesson
you've got for me today. Can you…
543
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,541
-You mind if… Are you sure?
-Go!
544
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:06,333
-Bye!
-Goodbye.
545
00:41:08,708 --> 00:41:11,458
-What do you say?
-I say mark her as spam.
546
00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:13,791
Pay attention to me now!
547
00:41:13,875 --> 00:41:17,250
Money comes, women come.
Women come, money goes.
548
00:41:17,333 --> 00:41:21,375
Money goes, women go.
Women go, money comes.
549
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,333
And that's what we want.
550
00:41:23,416 --> 00:41:26,833
Johnny, do you know what
a man is without a woman?
551
00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:31,250
-What?
-Happy, focused, so-ve-reign.
552
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:36,333
That's how you need to be.
But man can't be sovereign around women,
553
00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:39,583
because women only wants two things:
554
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:42,000
One, to change you
555
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:48,291
and two, to buy dresses, bags, and shoes
with your money. Listen to Robby…
556
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,041
The moment you let a woman
into your house,
557
00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,916
that house becomes
a currency exchange desk.
558
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:55,166
-But I like women.
-I know, me too.
559
00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,791
They're my favorite people in the world.
560
00:41:56,875 --> 00:41:59,666
But when you're a hustler,
you don't have time for that!
561
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,291
So check this out. Look here!
562
00:42:04,416 --> 00:42:07,333
-Are these your girlfriends?
-Kind of.
563
00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:11,125
No, they're girls I subscribe to
on OnlyFans, get it?
564
00:42:11,208 --> 00:42:14,833
And they only do what you say
and don't try to change you.
565
00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:21,791
They don't wear dresses, bags, or shoes
and they stay silent.
566
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:26,583
Listen!
Let's talk finances now.
567
00:42:26,666 --> 00:42:28,958
What money-making schemes do you know?
568
00:42:29,583 --> 00:42:32,500
Yeah… it's tricky for me financially,
569
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:35,041
in the sense that I don't know
how much things cost, you know?
570
00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:37,083
I never really bought anything
in my life.
571
00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:39,375
I had Keychain, you know?
If I wanted something,
572
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:42,583
he had my dad's card
and brought it. Anything I wanted…
573
00:42:42,666 --> 00:42:46,708
a crossbow, a Lamborghini,
a pommel horse, vault table, anything.
574
00:42:46,791 --> 00:42:49,208
It's hard to start from scratch. I know.
575
00:42:49,291 --> 00:42:51,583
I've started from scratch
at least 15 times.
576
00:42:51,666 --> 00:42:54,583
That's what my dad said too… that when you
have millions, it's not hard.
577
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:56,833
But just don't ask how he made
his first million.
578
00:42:56,916 --> 00:42:58,916
-How??
-I insisted, and he told me.
579
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,833
How?
580
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:02,000
Tax evasion.
581
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:08,750
A real entrepreneur, not like you.
582
00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:11,416
-Johnny.
-Yeah?
583
00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:18,125
Look at me. Do you believe in me
and my financial supremacy plan?
584
00:43:18,916 --> 00:43:22,291
-Yes, absolutely, with my whole being!
-Johnny, do you believe in Robbycoin?
585
00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:23,666
-I believe!
-I can't hear you!
586
00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:25,750
-Do you believe in Robbycoin?
-I believe!
587
00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,166
That's right!
588
00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:29,708
I don't really understand
what Robbycoin is though…
589
00:43:29,791 --> 00:43:33,958
I mean, no, wait!
Like, it's a cryptocurrency,
590
00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:37,541
but I don't really know how it works,
you know? But I believe!
591
00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:40,291
Perfect! You already know
more than most people.
592
00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:46,250
Johnny, I've got big plans for you.
We need to prove to your dad that
593
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:49,125
we can start a business from scratch,
right?
594
00:43:49,208 --> 00:43:54,583
That we've got vision. I mean, you do!
Then we convince him… the two of us…
595
00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:58,875
to integrate Robbycoin into
the banking system and ka-ching!
596
00:43:59,833 --> 00:44:03,583
Boom! We're both billionaires
in every currency on Earth,
597
00:44:03,666 --> 00:44:07,750
U.S., Switzerland, the U.K.,
Botswana, whatever you want!
598
00:44:08,333 --> 00:44:11,166
Though technically you already are,
but not really.
599
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,916
Yeah, my dad has money, and all I got is…
600
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,875
…the currency of Botswana.
601
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:23,208
Johnny, all these years your dad gave you
an allowance, as big as you wanted,
602
00:44:23,291 --> 00:44:27,833
and you never saved a single penny,
like invested anything in your name,
603
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:30,541
never acquired an asset?
604
00:44:33,375 --> 00:44:35,416
-Oh! I just had a great idea!
-What?
605
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:39,333
I just remembered where I put
some valuable stuff.
606
00:44:39,416 --> 00:44:43,958
Great! Let's go, get it, and pawn it.
Let's go!
607
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:48,083
-Damn! Do we have to dig or something?
-No, no, you'll see.
608
00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:53,791
-They live here.
-Who?
609
00:44:54,416 --> 00:44:56,875
The girls. They'd hit on me in clubs
and then we'd come here.
610
00:44:56,958 --> 00:44:58,875
What? Just like that?
611
00:44:58,958 --> 00:45:03,708
Yeah, we'd stay the night and
in the morning I'd leave them a gift
612
00:45:03,791 --> 00:45:08,541
on the nightstand… diamond rings,
earrings, expensive bracelets,
613
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:09,625
all kinds of stuff.
614
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:12,916
-Dude, were you paying them for sex?
-No, man! No!
615
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,375
I was giving them a gift after sex.
A gesture of appreciation!
616
00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,916
Don't you know women want attention?
617
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,333
I get it, bro. So basically,
you paid them a sex tax with perks.
618
00:45:22,416 --> 00:45:27,041
Wait, sorry but I have to ask,
did you leave the receipt with the gift?
619
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:29,916
Of course! They insisted
I leave the receipt. Yeah.
620
00:45:30,583 --> 00:45:32,875
Do you even know what this place is?
621
00:45:33,875 --> 00:45:36,750
It's a student dorm.
That's where they live.
622
00:45:36,833 --> 00:45:41,291
Anyway, we go in, I tell them I've got
some money issues, you know,
623
00:45:41,375 --> 00:45:43,416
and I ask for some of the stuff back.
624
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:46,000
So let me get this straight.
625
00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:51,833
All those
college girls you hooked up with…
626
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,583
They all live in this dorm?
627
00:45:56,416 --> 00:45:57,458
Yeah!
628
00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:05,416
-So, what are you trying to say exactly?
-I'm saying it's a brothel. Brothel!
629
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:08,125
Brothel? Yeah, I know him.
That comedian guy.
630
00:46:08,208 --> 00:46:11,000
I know!
That Moldovan dude from iUmor.
631
00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:13,166
He's not all that.
You could do better, honestly.
632
00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:14,125
Hey!
633
00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:17,625
Johnny, love of my life, welcome!
634
00:46:18,708 --> 00:46:20,375
What a surprise!
635
00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:22,500
We need to talk. Let's… let's…
636
00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:24,208
Please, I beg you.
637
00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:30,041
Girls, look who missed you!
638
00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:32,125
-Johnny!
-Johnny!
639
00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:41,500
Can we talk for two minutes?
640
00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:44,541
Girls, enough! Girls…
641
00:46:44,625 --> 00:46:48,166
Girls, leave him.
Girls, come on, calm down!
642
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:55,166
Just one private word with him and then
he can choose any of you lot in private.
643
00:46:55,958 --> 00:46:57,958
-Vanessa.
-Alexandra.
644
00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,750
Luana.
645
00:47:00,416 --> 00:47:02,958
It's just a bit complicated…
We need to talk…
646
00:47:09,833 --> 00:47:15,125
Baby, what beautiful legs we have!
I'm curious what you've got between them.
647
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,500
Same thing you got, just in XL size.
648
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:23,291
Oh, sorry! The girls…
I was looking for the girls.
649
00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:26,250
What's wrong, honey?
Never seen a man in heels up close?
650
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:30,375
I meant girls… I was told…
I'm looking for girls…
651
00:47:31,333 --> 00:47:34,208
Probably never seen girls
in heels up close either.
652
00:47:34,291 --> 00:47:38,541
Alejandro, perfect timing.
Let's show this boy what he's missing.
653
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:45,083
-What's with that face?
-I… I had a crypto crash.
654
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:49,458
I mean earlier, it peaked hard, and now,
suddenly, it dropped. It crashed!
655
00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:53,416
-Come on, maybe we can help.
-I appreciate it, but no need.
656
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:57,125
So, heads or tails?
657
00:47:57,208 --> 00:48:00,500
Heads or tails?
Which one is who, I mean…
658
00:48:01,083 --> 00:48:04,125
Sorry, can I make a call, I'm not feeling
well, not well at all!
659
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:10,708
Johnny, baby, I get it and I'm sorry
for what you're going through,
660
00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:14,833
but I can't give you your money back.
This is a business.
661
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,541
You paid for a service.
662
00:48:16,625 --> 00:48:20,750
You're telling me all these girls
I thought were into my smooth talk…
663
00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:24,416
They were into you, or, well,
You into them, as you pleased…
664
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,500
But the smooth talk definitely helped.
665
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:30,416
So basically, if I'm broke,
I've got no chance with a girl like you?
666
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:32,791
Well… depends how broke.
667
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:37,000
If you make €2-3,000 a month,
maybe I'd go for a drink with you.
668
00:48:37,083 --> 00:48:39,375
But really broke? No chance.
669
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,458
You've also got that beggar face…
670
00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:43,458
which didn't show before,
because of the money.
671
00:48:44,625 --> 00:48:47,375
Johnny, why so down?
672
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:51,750
I just realized all the women in my life
are in it for the money.
673
00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:53,083
None of them liked me for real.
674
00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:54,208
So what?
675
00:48:54,291 --> 00:48:58,250
In life, people don't need to like you,
Idiot. They need to envy you.
676
00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:00,333
You need envy, not…
677
00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:02,541
Hey! Who do you think you are?
678
00:49:02,625 --> 00:49:07,416
You think anyone liked me
and that's how I got where I am?
679
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:11,416
Johnny, leave him. Don't listen to him.
You really are a nice guy.
680
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:15,000
Like a solid five out of seven.
681
00:49:16,291 --> 00:49:18,541
You'll find a girl who likes you for real.
682
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:22,166
Maybe one with a more common face.
683
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,833
Or from a common village.
684
00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:29,125
Or even a pretty one,
but with a mole right here on her cheek,
685
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,000
exactly where her mustache ends.
686
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:35,958
Or one with a huge tooth gap,
so big soup flies out when she eats.
687
00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:41,500
Or one with crossed eyes,
both on her face and her chest.
688
00:49:43,625 --> 00:49:48,208
Johnny, please, I really don't want you
to leave here upset, so on the house…
689
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:51,750
Please, on the house… any girl you want.
690
00:49:52,666 --> 00:49:55,083
Thanks, but I'm in a bad mood.
It's not necessary.
691
00:49:55,166 --> 00:49:56,458
It's on the house!
692
00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:58,583
Ma'am, I'm actually in a really good mood.
693
00:49:58,666 --> 00:50:02,000
Yeah, we can tell.
Johnny, we exist to change your mood.
694
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:07,541
Vanessa and Luana, just for you.
They're yours all night.
695
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:11,750
-By morning, you'll be a new man.
-Enough, I've had it.
696
00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:15,458
I think I need something real. No!
697
00:50:15,541 --> 00:50:20,000
Please! Final offer.
Vanessa, Luana, and Rose.
698
00:50:20,916 --> 00:50:22,500
Just for you.
699
00:50:22,583 --> 00:50:23,791
In a whipped cream bath.
700
00:50:24,708 --> 00:50:26,416
Don't leave upset, Johnny.
701
00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:30,916
I appreciate it, but it's not needed,
and I'm not upset. You opened my eyes!
702
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,708
And I thank you, and thank you all!
703
00:50:39,291 --> 00:50:46,166
Hey, if the gentleman isn't going to use
his ticket for Vanessa, Luana, and Rose
704
00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:50,208
in whipped cream, part one…
I will!
705
00:50:59,541 --> 00:51:03,250
If you bring a woman into the house,
the house becomes an exchange house.
706
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:08,250
Okay, stop!
707
00:51:13,541 --> 00:51:17,500
-What's wrong, are you okay?
-Her perfume's still on my cheek.
708
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:20,250
-She kissed you?
-No, she slapped me.
709
00:51:25,416 --> 00:51:29,333
{\an8}128 DAYS LEFT
710
00:51:40,833 --> 00:51:44,208
{\an8}123 DAYS LEFT
711
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:49,208
Welcome to the fascinating world
of the hypermarket,
712
00:51:49,291 --> 00:51:52,916
where we, ordinary folk,
get stuff for ourselves.
713
00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:55,666
Let me explain how it works,
so you understand.
714
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:58,541
You go left and right,
take a product, put it in the cart,
715
00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,625
and then go to the checkout
and pay for it.
716
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:03,750
Oh! And don't forget this card.
717
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:07,250
It's got lots of combos
and a bunch of discounts.
718
00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:08,375
-Got it?
-Yeah!
719
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,375
All clear?
Let's see how you do.
720
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:14,166
Alright, I got bread, right?
721
00:52:14,250 --> 00:52:19,416
I got eggs.
I got… very important… instant soup,
722
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:22,750
and remind me later to give you
a hot tip about that soup.
723
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:23,791
Okay, may I try now?
724
00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:25,791
-Tissues.
-Come on, let me try too!
725
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:30,791
Okay, you can buy… liquid detergent.
726
00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:35,833
Liquid? Sorry, I'm more used to other
liquids, that you combine with, Pepsi.
727
00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:40,750
This is liquid detergent,
and you put it in the washing machine.
728
00:52:40,833 --> 00:52:43,666
Sorry, I'm used to other kinds
of machines. And I don't know, sorry.
729
00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:46,291
-Why are you always a contrarian?
-Sorry. I'm being pro-active!
730
00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:49,750
-Shall we head to the checkout?
-Give it to me!
731
00:52:50,291 --> 00:52:53,250
Hey, you're learning fast.
I'm almost impressed.
732
00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:54,375
Aren't you?
733
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:58,708
Alright, kiddo! Starting today,
we move on to advanced lessons.
734
00:52:59,833 --> 00:53:02,750
But first and foremost,
you have to take one very important step.
735
00:53:02,833 --> 00:53:04,750
Forget everything
those two weirdos taught you.
736
00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:12,041
{\an8}104 DAYS LEFT
737
00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:18,833
Because those two clowns
didn't learn a thing from life.
738
00:53:18,916 --> 00:53:22,208
I'm the only one who can
actually help you become a winner.
739
00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,791
You must trust me and me alone.
740
00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:31,541
In life, you have to focus
on one single thing.
741
00:53:43,416 --> 00:53:47,666
{\an8}91 DAYS LEFT
742
00:53:48,875 --> 00:53:50,791
You can have a thousand problems in life,
743
00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:53,750
but if you have a health issue,
then you only have one problem.
744
00:53:53,833 --> 00:53:56,083
You must become an indestructible wall!
745
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,250
And two more things
your brother wants to tell you:
746
00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:02,916
Brain and blockchain.
These are the only paths to success.
747
00:54:04,041 --> 00:54:06,416
Go big or go home.
748
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,291
To the moon, my little Prunariu.
749
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,750
Because in this life, you must…
750
00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:15,166
{\an8}…not starve to death.
751
00:54:15,250 --> 00:54:18,958
{\an8}You can't do anything if your stomach's
growling in the background, so,
752
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:23,375
you crack an egg, toss it in like this,
add a slice of bread,
753
00:54:23,875 --> 00:54:27,333
and trick hunger for a few hours.
That's how you feed…
754
00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:32,166
…your spirit. The key to happiness
is a spirit fed with positivity.
755
00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:38,041
As an empath, I figured out
what your spirit animal is.
756
00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:41,708
The noble and majestic… rabbit.
757
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000
The gentlest of animals.
758
00:54:49,083 --> 00:54:54,916
To spiritually immerse yourself in nature,
this week you'll follow the Rabbit Diet.
759
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:58,791
That means eating only what a rabbit eats.
Nibble, nibble.
760
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:01,333
This week you'll follow the Rabbit Diet.
761
00:55:01,416 --> 00:55:07,958
Which means eating only rabbit,
and only males, so you absorb their rage.
762
00:55:08,583 --> 00:55:11,166
{\an8}48 DAYS LEFT
763
00:55:11,250 --> 00:55:13,958
This week, you'll be in Rabbit Mode.
764
00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:16,208
No, forget about rabbits!
I don't want to be any rabbit.
765
00:55:16,291 --> 00:55:18,208
Relax, man, it's just an expression.
766
00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:24,000
I need you to do a whole bunch of stuff
quickly, then vanish. Got it?
767
00:55:24,083 --> 00:55:27,125
Like a rabbit. Hop, hop.
Hey, are you listening? Look at me!
768
00:55:28,041 --> 00:55:33,666
You need to place massive buy requests
for Robbycoin from hundreds of accounts.
769
00:55:34,166 --> 00:55:39,041
Don't actually pay yet!
The system will see the demand spike,
770
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:43,000
and automatically raise the price,
and that's when we jump in as saviors!
771
00:55:43,083 --> 00:55:46,625
We tell the buyers who want to pay
the new price, that we can give them
772
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:48,250
the best offer on the market.
See?
773
00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:50,458
Win-win!
You understand? Exactly!
774
00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:54,875
Come on, Piggybank!
Come on, by yourself!
775
00:55:58,291 --> 00:55:59,500
One with nature!
776
00:55:59,583 --> 00:56:01,208
Faster!
777
00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:02,708
Pun in some proteins!
778
00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,458
Come on!
Faster!
779
00:56:04,541 --> 00:56:06,291
Proteins!
780
00:56:06,375 --> 00:56:07,708
Come on, Piggybank!
781
00:56:09,416 --> 00:56:10,958
I'm the strongest!
782
00:56:11,041 --> 00:56:12,875
Pull, pull!
783
00:56:35,916 --> 00:56:39,750
Ayahuasca, changa, mescaline.
784
00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:43,958
It's time
for your first transcendental experience.
785
00:56:54,791 --> 00:56:56,875
Stop! You were only supposed
to take one sip!
786
00:57:00,958 --> 00:57:02,791
What's the bucket for?
Election bribes?
787
00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:12,416
Don't panic!
It's part of the experience.
788
00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,875
It helps cleanse your toxins
and free your spirit.
789
00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:24,291
Promise me you'll never forget
this experience.
790
00:57:25,958 --> 00:57:30,000
{\an8}31 DAYS LEFT
791
00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:39,958
As I said, I'm waiting for someone else.
792
00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:41,875
I understand, you need more time.
793
00:57:42,708 --> 00:57:45,000
No problem.
Would you like some more water?
794
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,291
No. I told you, I have some.
795
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:49,416
I'll get back to you.
796
00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,583
{\an8}A FEW HOURS EARLIER
797
00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:53,416
My little mentors, I need you all.
798
00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:59,166
-Was that Vlad?
-Looked like him.
799
00:57:59,250 --> 00:58:03,708
Okay, never mind. I need your help.
I have a date with Cristina.
800
00:58:04,208 --> 00:58:06,083
How cute! Yin and Yang.
801
00:58:06,166 --> 00:58:09,958
Careful, women are sneaky.
She might pull a Maradona on you.
802
00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:14,500
The thing is, she caught me during
a complicated time, like five months ago,
803
00:58:14,583 --> 00:58:16,250
and now I'm in the friend zone.
804
00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:19,208
She wants to "just be friends",
and I want something more.
805
00:58:19,791 --> 00:58:21,416
You want to get your badger in her burrow?
806
00:58:21,500 --> 00:58:23,583
-What?
-Get your spoon in her polenta.
807
00:58:25,791 --> 00:58:27,583
Get your dipstick in her oil.
808
00:58:27,666 --> 00:58:30,041
Move your sausage into her fridge.
809
00:58:30,125 --> 00:58:32,916
Get your hot dog in the microwave.
810
00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:35,208
Put your baloney in the bun.
811
00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:37,791
Polish her interior.
812
00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:39,708
Feed her hen.
813
00:58:39,791 --> 00:58:41,000
Poison her well.
814
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:43,541
-You know the one with the bat?
-It is Vlad!
815
00:58:44,125 --> 00:58:47,833
Flex, you're disgusting!
Johnny wants a loving relationship.
816
00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:50,708
And sex is important.
817
00:58:50,791 --> 00:58:55,125
Because love without sex is like…
sex without a partner.
818
00:58:55,208 --> 00:58:56,916
-Say it, Robby!
-Here, I agree with Flex.
819
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:59,666
Because lack of sex causes a lot
of sadness and many other things
820
00:58:59,750 --> 00:59:02,583
I can't even say because I'm about to cry.
821
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:10,166
Leave it to us, young padawan.
822
00:59:10,250 --> 00:59:12,708
Your mentors will teach you
everything you need to know.
823
00:59:26,875 --> 00:59:28,333
Don't listen to those two!
824
00:59:28,416 --> 00:59:31,458
They've only seen women on screens,
surrounded by piles of tissues.
825
00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:45,333
Aquamarine. The stone that activates
your sacral chakra,
826
00:59:47,833 --> 00:59:50,125
your tantric libido.
827
00:59:52,333 --> 00:59:55,625
You'll see what a powerful connection
you two will have.
828
01:00:02,791 --> 01:00:05,500
An alpha male never makes mistakes.
829
01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:09,375
Whatever happens, happened
because you wanted it that way.
830
01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,875
Are you okay, are you hurt?
831
01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:15,791
Never let them help you.
832
01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:21,666
That was on purpose.
That's my move.
833
01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:31,083
You're a bit late.
834
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:32,583
No apology either.
835
01:00:33,125 --> 01:00:34,500
I know. That's how I wanted it.
836
01:00:36,833 --> 01:00:38,833
Beast Essence, with pheromones.
837
01:00:46,416 --> 01:00:52,041
Body language is essential.
People like people who are like them.
838
01:00:53,291 --> 01:00:54,583
That's how you create connection.
839
01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,166
Try to subtly mirror her gestures.
840
01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:01,833
-You feel it too?
-You feel it too?
841
01:01:14,291 --> 01:01:15,708
-Bon appétit!
-Thanks!
842
01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:16,833
Thanks!
843
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:49,166
Neurolinguistic programming
through subliminal messages.
844
01:01:49,250 --> 01:01:53,291
Try to introduce words with sexual
connotation in your conversation.
845
01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:55,375
Sex.
846
01:01:56,500 --> 01:01:57,666
-What?
-What?
847
01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:02,041
-I thought you said sex.
-Why would I say sex?
848
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:05,833
Sex.
849
01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,083
-You said sex.
-You imagined it.
850
01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:15,375
Maybe you're subconsciously thinking about
sex, and that's why. Cristina…
851
01:02:29,041 --> 01:02:31,000
Okay, why are you mimicking me?
852
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,291
You're mimicking me, not me.
853
01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:34,000
-Okay.
-Okay.
854
01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:06,291
Don't be afraid to show your emotions.
Women like sensitive men who open up.
855
01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:10,458
A true macho man isn't afraid to cry
in front of a woman.
856
01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:17,458
After I had Covid,
my sense of taste completely changed.
857
01:03:17,541 --> 01:03:18,458
Yeah?
858
01:03:18,541 --> 01:03:22,375
-Now I can't even feel spicy food.
-Me neither.
859
01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:25,958
Then why are you crying?
860
01:03:28,458 --> 01:03:32,458
I just remembered I drank
two liters of water. You know…
861
01:03:33,041 --> 01:03:36,500
And there are kids in Africa, for example,
who might not have two liters of water.
862
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,583
Okay, you know what?
863
01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:42,333
What?
864
01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:44,583
-I'm leaving.
Where are you going?
865
01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:49,916
Sorry!
866
01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:52,750
Wait a second.
867
01:03:54,583 --> 01:03:56,791
Thank you, I feel ready.
868
01:03:59,291 --> 01:04:03,708
If not me, then when?
If not now, then who?
869
01:04:07,625 --> 01:04:12,291
No… I'd bet a hundred euros he's
not flying the bat into the cave tonight.
870
01:04:12,375 --> 01:04:13,625
I get what you're saying.
871
01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:18,166
Speaking of euros, we're splitting
the million evenly, right?
872
01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:21,083
Of course, babe!
Fifty-fifty-fifty.
873
01:04:21,166 --> 01:04:22,291
Do that again!
874
01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:26,833
-Fifty-fifty-fifty.
-Are you trying to Maradona me?
875
01:04:29,375 --> 01:04:30,208
Hey, Flex!
876
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:35,541
Oh no! Leave me alone.
877
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,541
-Please give me another chance.
-Leave me alone!
878
01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:38,625
Please!
879
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,166
What was all about over there?
880
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:43,250
I tried some
personal development techniques.
881
01:04:43,333 --> 01:04:45,750
-From who? Those mentors of yours?
-Yeah.
882
01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:46,708
Do you like me?
883
01:04:46,791 --> 01:04:48,125
I'm crazy about you!
884
01:04:48,208 --> 01:04:50,958
That's why I turned to them, because
I'm confused when I see you,
885
01:04:51,041 --> 01:04:53,125
don't know what to say
to seem cooler, funnier.
886
01:04:53,208 --> 01:04:54,500
You silly man, I like you too.
887
01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:56,291
I honestly want you near me,
888
01:04:56,375 --> 01:04:58,458
I want you the way a mother
wants her Tupperware back.
889
01:04:58,541 --> 01:04:59,541
You reminded me of my mom.
890
01:04:59,625 --> 01:05:01,166
She used to send you food in Tupperware?
891
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:02,875
No, she owned a Tupperware factory.
892
01:05:07,458 --> 01:05:09,916
So, as you can see, I say
whatever pops into my head, okay?
893
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,875
I don't recite stuff
I heard somewhere else.
894
01:05:11,958 --> 01:05:13,583
Why can't you be natural too?
895
01:05:13,666 --> 01:05:16,583
Because I'm afraid I'll sound stupid
when I'm just being myself?
896
01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:19,083
You think it's possible to be dumber
than you were tonight?
897
01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,625
Please, forgive me!
898
01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:22,708
Please, forgive me!
899
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:27,958
So when you walked me home that
first night, that really impressed me
900
01:05:28,041 --> 01:05:29,500
because you were being yourself.
901
01:05:30,333 --> 01:05:32,708
I honestly thought, what a funny guy,
what a gentleman.
902
01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:34,458
What the hell reeks so badly?!
903
01:05:35,166 --> 01:05:38,500
It's Beast Essence.
It's Flex's pheromone perfume.
904
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:39,416
Oh God, Johnny!
905
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:42,416
Look at me.
906
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:48,708
Tell me how you'd like tonight to go.
But no personal development lessons.
907
01:05:48,791 --> 01:05:50,833
I want to hear you,
not those three guys through you.
908
01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:55,750
-Okay. If it were up to me…
-Yes!
909
01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,041
I'd invite you to my tiny attic studio,
910
01:05:58,125 --> 01:06:00,291
which I'd normally be
too shy to invite you to.
911
01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:02,166
Okay. And what would I do in your attic?
912
01:06:02,250 --> 01:06:05,666
We'd hunch over and drink the last
unjustifiably expensive bottle of wine,
913
01:06:05,750 --> 01:06:07,875
which I stole from my dad anyway,
and then…
914
01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,791
I'd lick you all over
until my tongue thawed out,
915
01:06:11,875 --> 01:06:13,791
because honestly, I can't feel it anymore.
916
01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:16,750
I'm surprised I managed to articulate
all these words in the first place.
917
01:06:22,041 --> 01:06:22,958
Sounds good.
918
01:06:23,041 --> 01:06:24,333
-What?
-Yeah.
919
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:27,541
Yeah, but first I want you
to take a shower,
920
01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:29,500
scrub yourself with vinegar,
I don't know,
921
01:06:29,583 --> 01:06:31,875
but don't come near me
smelling like that beast essence.
922
01:06:31,958 --> 01:06:34,333
Johnny, you smell like a dog bed.
923
01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:38,041
Come on!
I left the money inside.
924
01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:46,541
That was…
925
01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:51,250
It truly was.
But were kind of on rabbit mode, huh?
926
01:06:53,041 --> 01:06:54,750
What's everyone got with
rabbits these days?
927
01:07:01,458 --> 01:07:02,875
You know, I'm impressed.
928
01:07:04,625 --> 01:07:06,625
I really didn't
think you were that romantic.
929
01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,916
How did you come up with the candle idea?
930
01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:11,583
Honestly? It's the electricity bill.
931
01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:19,916
I thought about what you told me earlier.
That "be yourself" advice was really good.
932
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:23,041
Have you thought about becoming a mentor?
933
01:07:23,125 --> 01:07:25,666
Yeah, getting paid to spout clichés.
934
01:07:26,791 --> 01:07:30,666
Drink water, appreciate what you have,
live in the moment.
935
01:07:32,041 --> 01:07:35,833
What you told me really helped.
I mean, my whole life I only did what
936
01:07:35,916 --> 01:07:38,750
others told me to do, and this is the
first time I'm being myself,
937
01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:40,625
and it turns out
I'm doing okay, you know?
938
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:45,125
I'm doing okay with you, I'm doing okay
with this broke life. It's good.
939
01:07:46,583 --> 01:07:49,083
You actually think you know
what it means to be poor?
940
01:07:49,625 --> 01:07:54,083
Yes, and I like it. I'm actually starting
to enjoy myself… it's good for me.
941
01:07:55,208 --> 01:07:58,166
It's like a productive kind of poverty,
you know?
942
01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:00,125
I don't get why people complain about…
943
01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:02,083
Seriously?
944
01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:03,500
Yeah.
945
01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:06,041
Okay.
946
01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:09,208
I mean…
947
01:08:10,208 --> 01:08:14,083
You really think you know
what it means to be poor? For real?
948
01:08:14,166 --> 01:08:15,833
What do you mean I'm not really poor?
949
01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:21,125
You're not, because you can always
go back to your parents. You have options.
950
01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:22,958
You think that
951
01:08:23,041 --> 01:08:28,250
taking a little trip into
the world of the poor, you understand us?
952
01:08:28,833 --> 01:08:32,375
-Hold on. You're poor?
-No, I'm not poor, but I used to be.
953
01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:35,041
And it was really hard to feel like you
had no chance,
954
01:08:35,125 --> 01:08:38,333
to feel like you had
no future, to feel like you were alone.
955
01:08:39,333 --> 01:08:42,583
Anyway, I was lucky I found something
I'm good at, you know, but others
956
01:08:42,666 --> 01:08:47,416
aren't that lucky, and some are lucky
to be born into wealthy families.
957
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,875
Okay, so what? Is it my fault
my dad's rich? I don't get it.
958
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:54,416
No! It's not your fault. But it is when
you talk about things you don't know.
959
01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:57,416
Where are you going?
Wait, Cristina! Cristina!
960
01:08:59,541 --> 01:09:00,916
Cristina!
961
01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:13,375
HOW'S THE DATE GOING?
962
01:09:15,041 --> 01:09:15,875
Badly.
963
01:09:15,958 --> 01:09:16,791
DAD
964
01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:22,500
-Good evening!
-Good evening!
965
01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:28,125
So formal, cold and distant.
Are you still mad at your dad, huh?
966
01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,416
Don't worry, I'm mad at his son too.
967
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:35,750
That's the a thing, it's a step forward.
You realized you're a mess.
968
01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:38,291
How's the whole self-discovery going?
969
01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:41,208
With the Übermensch program
or whatever you guys do?
970
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:43,583
Time flies, son.
971
01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:46,041
I feel like I didn't learned anything.
972
01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:48,666
I just wasted time with a bunch of
online celebrities.
973
01:09:48,750 --> 01:09:51,708
So you didn't go to that place,
you didn't do what I told you to?
974
01:09:51,791 --> 01:09:53,291
Why does it have to be like you said?
975
01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:58,083
-Because I know what's best!
-Well, I don't agree, okay?
976
01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:01,000
I figured you wouldn't.
977
01:10:01,916 --> 01:10:03,000
And stop yelling!
978
01:10:04,458 --> 01:10:06,166
Help! Wait!
979
01:10:08,791 --> 01:10:11,791
{\an8}8 DAYS LEFT
980
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:20,041
Tell me, is this meat local or imported?
981
01:10:20,125 --> 01:10:21,833
Why? You want to test it or talk to it?
982
01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:24,708
I want to let it know that
what you're doing here is illegal.
983
01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:26,333
It probably understands better than you.
984
01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:31,041
Hey, listen! Do you know who's a
shareholder here with me? Dorin Baltă.
985
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:33,583
Wait a minute. Dorin Baltă?
986
01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:36,083
The most successful Romanian
since the invention of Romanians,
987
01:10:36,166 --> 01:10:38,458
invested in a business with steroid
bodybuilder chickens?
988
01:10:38,541 --> 01:10:40,916
-Yes!
-But why Dorin Baltă?
989
01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:44,000
Elon Musk was busy? Jeff Bezos rejected
your texts? What happened?
990
01:10:44,083 --> 01:10:45,375
You don't believe me, do you?
991
01:10:45,875 --> 01:10:47,583
Where is Piggybank? Call Piggybank.
992
01:10:48,708 --> 01:10:50,375
Get him here, didn't you hear?
993
01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:52,625
He hasn't been here all week,
I don't know where he is.
994
01:10:58,083 --> 01:10:59,583
I know you're in there! Open up!
995
01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:06,708
Where is he?!
996
01:11:06,791 --> 01:11:11,708
It's dead! It's dead, man!
They killed it!
997
01:11:11,791 --> 01:11:13,375
What do you mean dead?!
Who killed who?
998
01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:19,041
Those idiots who trusted in buying it,
raising it big and strong,
999
01:11:19,125 --> 01:11:20,666
selling it and getting rich.
1000
01:11:20,750 --> 01:11:22,250
What are you saying right now?
1001
01:11:22,333 --> 01:11:23,541
Robbycoin, it's dead.
1002
01:11:23,625 --> 01:11:27,083
They killed Robbycoin!
It's in the red.
1003
01:11:28,083 --> 01:11:32,083
Do you understand that now
I have to pay someone to buy it?
1004
01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:34,833
He went from crypto to the crypt.
1005
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:40,625
Drop the crypto nonsense!
Where's our guy, tell me?
1006
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:43,250
-Johnny?
-Piggybank, where is he?
1007
01:11:43,333 --> 01:11:47,000
Johnny? I don't know, I haven't seen him
since the other day when we all met.
1008
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:50,708
The other day? You idiot?
It's been two weeks!
1009
01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:53,166
One was supposed to stay with you.
One with me.
1010
01:11:53,250 --> 01:11:58,083
-Now he's gone and we don't know where.
-He hasn't been here. I'm in mourning.
1011
01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:01,041
Tell me, did you snitch on me
to Consumer Protection?
1012
01:12:01,750 --> 01:12:03,333
Consumer what?
1013
01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:05,750
Sandra…
1014
01:12:09,083 --> 01:12:12,666
There's no such thing as bad publicity.
What?
1015
01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:19,125
What do you mean it's not the right time
for a TV show? Hello?
1016
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:22,875
The others said the same.
1017
01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:30,250
No, this is an inside job.
1018
01:12:32,000 --> 01:12:35,416
Hey witchy, where did you hide Piggybank,
you zen sorceress?
1019
01:12:35,500 --> 01:12:38,708
Late again, caveman. Wasn't he supposed
to be with you this week?
1020
01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:40,708
-He didn't show up.
-Nor at my place.
1021
01:12:42,333 --> 01:12:44,291
I haven't seen him since
that date with Cristina.
1022
01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:48,916
-Here's where she's working?
-Yes. You're calling them?
1023
01:12:50,291 --> 01:12:54,458
She stole our Piggybank.
I knew she was trash.
1024
01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:59,125
I could feel that scummy aura.
Damn shameless woman!
1025
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,291
It's her!
1026
01:13:02,791 --> 01:13:06,125
My dear, namaste!
It's me, Sandra.
1027
01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:14,500
-Just half for me, as usual.
-Yes, of course.
1028
01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,958
What did you find out?
Does that girl know anything about him?
1029
01:13:37,041 --> 01:13:39,666
No. And he hasn't shown up
at the club either.
1030
01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:44,041
She said the date went badly.
Usually, when he's down, he grabs Keychain
1031
01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:47,666
and takes off somewhere fun…
Ibiza, Dubai, Palma.
1032
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:51,583
-And how long does he stay?
-I don't know… a month, a year.
1033
01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:54,041
No way! Our money!
1034
01:13:54,541 --> 01:13:56,375
You should've kept an eye on him.
1035
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:02,958
I really needed that money.
1036
01:14:03,916 --> 01:14:07,708
If it weren't for you, I would've
shown him how to control his emotions.
1037
01:14:07,791 --> 01:14:10,958
Screw emotions!
I'd have made him a real man.
1038
01:14:12,833 --> 01:14:14,583
And what, you're a real man?
1039
01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:17,208
Your cap's flopped, dude.
1040
01:14:17,708 --> 01:14:19,750
You don't even know what a real man is!
1041
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:23,500
A real man wants the hole, not the aura.
1042
01:14:24,541 --> 01:14:29,041
You think if you pump up your muscles
and reek of badger grease,
1043
01:14:29,125 --> 01:14:33,541
that makes you a real man?
You've never seen a…
1044
01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:37,500
-…real woman, in your life
-Real because what? What?
1045
01:14:38,041 --> 01:14:41,166
Because you walk around with twigs
in your hair and dirt on your feet?
1046
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,375
Oh, just kiss already!
1047
01:14:48,583 --> 01:14:50,625
Wait, I was just joking!
1048
01:14:57,916 --> 01:15:00,416
-Just so you know, I still hate you!
-And I hate you!
1049
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:03,208
But the spectrum of human emotion
is very complex.
1050
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:09,416
What plants do you put in this tea?
It's delicious.
1051
01:15:13,666 --> 01:15:15,958
I ratted you out to Consumer Protection.
1052
01:15:16,041 --> 01:15:17,833
-You little brat!
-Now what?
1053
01:15:17,916 --> 01:15:21,291
Enough! That's it, I have some reps
to do with you.
1054
01:15:21,875 --> 01:15:24,375
I'm doing shoulders, you're doing thighs.
1055
01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,041
Take me, Flex!
1056
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:50,541
{\an8}7 DAYS LEFT
1057
01:15:56,833 --> 01:16:01,375
Do you realize that if we have kids,
half will be vegan, half carnivore?
1058
01:16:02,250 --> 01:16:07,750
One will eat animals for dinner and
the other will eat the animals' dinner.
1059
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:11,041
I need that money, Flex.
1060
01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:13,916
How could our little one
run away from home?
1061
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,916
Didn't we give him everything he needed?
1062
01:16:20,875 --> 01:16:21,708
Magda.
1063
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:26,416
Hey, hi! So, I looked into it,
and my brother didn't run away.
1064
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:28,916
Dad forced him into a clinic.
1065
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:31,333
I'm trying to get the address
and I'll send it to you.
1066
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:33,208
Okay.
1067
01:16:37,375 --> 01:16:40,166
-We have to save Piggybank.
-So, where do we find him?
1068
01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:42,500
I've got it covered.
1069
01:16:44,416 --> 01:16:46,125
-Robby?
-Yep!
1070
01:16:46,750 --> 01:16:48,291
What the hell are you doing there?
1071
01:16:49,291 --> 01:16:51,416
Drinking horsetail tea.
1072
01:16:51,916 --> 01:16:54,708
With one hand. Cut the crap.
What are you doing with the other?
1073
01:16:59,583 --> 01:17:04,125
I know exactly how to find our guy.
I put a tracker on his phone.
1074
01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:08,000
Take me, Flex! Take me!
1075
01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:17,958
-This is it.
-Wow! Looks like a prison.
1076
01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:19,625
It really does.
1077
01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:29,833
Step on it!
1078
01:17:32,583 --> 01:17:36,583
Alright, stop here. Stay put
in case we need you, okay?
1079
01:17:36,666 --> 01:17:42,708
Yeah. Oh, look, I just got a ride
request on the app. Surge pricing, baby.
1080
01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:46,791
Remember when you laughed at me
for buying an EV?
1081
01:17:46,875 --> 01:17:48,500
Who's raking in the cash now?
1082
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,416
Out!
1083
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:51,416
Out!
1084
01:17:51,500 --> 01:17:54,500
Out, you're scaring my
customers. Out, faster, out!
1085
01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:04,708
Stop staring, I know who to call
to get us out of here.
1086
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,291
What the hell is that?
1087
01:18:08,375 --> 01:18:10,916
I got Johnny grilled tikka chicken
from Stradale.
1088
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:14,166
It's his favorite, and I figured
that might lure him out, you know?
1089
01:18:15,041 --> 01:18:18,083
-What chicken, from where?
-Chicken, man, I ordered it on the app…
1090
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:19,000
Come on, man!
1091
01:18:20,875 --> 01:18:24,500
-The fence is so tall!
-You think? Let's go!
1092
01:18:24,583 --> 01:18:26,583
-You.
-You. You're the light one.
1093
01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:29,625
You're the kind that
doesn't even trigger the scale.
1094
01:18:29,708 --> 01:18:31,875
-Me first?
-Who then? My mom? Come on! Jump on it!
1095
01:18:31,958 --> 01:18:33,791
-Not me first! I can't…
-Put your foot here!
1096
01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:35,958
The cable! What if it's active?
1097
01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:37,958
What? Who wires the fence
of a mental institution?
1098
01:18:38,041 --> 01:18:40,333
-Come on, I'll make a ladder.
-I can't! Where am I going?
1099
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:43,541
I can't do anything with you!
You're small, crawl under the wire.
1100
01:18:44,291 --> 01:18:47,041
Come on, put your foot here! Come on!
1101
01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:50,291
-Our money! Say it!
-Our money! One, two, three, go!
1102
01:18:51,041 --> 01:18:51,958
Our money!
1103
01:18:55,041 --> 01:18:57,125
It's too tall! I'm turning back!
1104
01:18:57,750 --> 01:19:00,458
Come on! You're almost there.
1105
01:19:01,041 --> 01:19:02,250
Go, go!
1106
01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:12,791
-You think something happened to him?
-What could even happen? He's a man!
1107
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,666
Robby?
1108
01:19:16,833 --> 01:19:17,791
Robby?
1109
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:22,500
See, he's not dead.
Look, he blinked!
1110
01:19:27,208 --> 01:19:30,541
Quiet!
Quiet or they'll hear us. You're fine.
1111
01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:33,541
It's just your physical leg.
Spiritually you're good.
1112
01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:35,583
Come on, it's just a scratch.
1113
01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:37,500
Get up, we don't have time
for this nonsense.
1114
01:19:37,583 --> 01:19:38,416
It's broken!
1115
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,583
What, are you made of glass? Walk it off.
1116
01:19:41,666 --> 01:19:43,000
He's right, stop teasing him.
1117
01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:46,000
Robby, look into my eyes.
I'm starting theta healing now.
1118
01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:49,375
What?! Call an ambulance!
1119
01:19:49,458 --> 01:19:51,625
Why are you panicking, seriously?
1120
01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,583
Focus on me, Robby!
1121
01:19:58,166 --> 01:20:02,500
Feel how I'm transforming your
cerebral energy into theta energy?
1122
01:20:02,583 --> 01:20:06,875
Use emotional energy
and your natural intuition.
1123
01:20:08,083 --> 01:20:10,708
Focus your immune system on your leg.
1124
01:20:12,250 --> 01:20:14,750
Woman, are you insane?
Can't you see it's turned upside down?
1125
01:20:14,833 --> 01:20:15,875
Come on, you'll heal!
1126
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,541
What, it seems like
I have a nature-defying leg?
1127
01:20:19,416 --> 01:20:20,500
Leave me! Let me do it.
1128
01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:28,958
One, two, three.
Birdie!
1129
01:20:31,416 --> 01:20:33,875
There, man, I fixed you.
You're back to factory settings.
1130
01:20:33,958 --> 01:20:35,541
Hey, hey, what happened?
1131
01:20:35,625 --> 01:20:37,708
We're Johnny Baltă's spiritual family.
1132
01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:39,541
And we're not leaving until we see him.
1133
01:20:39,625 --> 01:20:42,333
And why didn't you use the gate?
It's visiting hours.
1134
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:44,375
Yeah, we saw that… after he jumped.
1135
01:20:45,916 --> 01:20:48,083
-I hope you didn't move him?
-No.
1136
01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:54,041
At our sanatorium, we take
maximum care of our patients.
1137
01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:58,875
We use holistic playful therapy,
we heal through art, through games,
1138
01:20:59,541 --> 01:21:01,875
we have the best psychiatrists
in the country.
1139
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:04,333
Sounds like a cult of brainwashed people.
1140
01:21:04,875 --> 01:21:06,291
-Ma'am.
-Miss.
1141
01:21:07,291 --> 01:21:11,833
Miss, I assure you that Mr. Ionuț
is in the best hands.
1142
01:21:12,500 --> 01:21:16,708
In just three weeks of treatment,
his progress is phenomenal.
1143
01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:20,708
We're still working
on childhood traumas.
1144
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:25,875
His father didn't allow him
to develop his independence.
1145
01:21:25,958 --> 01:21:27,208
We want to see him now.
1146
01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:29,875
Of course.
1147
01:21:29,958 --> 01:21:31,458
You keep him tied up here?
1148
01:21:31,541 --> 01:21:33,875
We don't keep anyone here by force.
1149
01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:36,791
All our patients are free to leave
at any time.
1150
01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:39,333
Here he is.
1151
01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:40,333
Where? Here?
1152
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:45,041
{\an8}HOW TO STOP YOUR WIFE FROM
SLEEPING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND
1153
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,541
If only I'd read this book sooner!
1154
01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:49,208
-Johnny?
-Sandra!
1155
01:21:51,916 --> 01:21:56,125
Flex! I'm so glad to see you!
1156
01:21:56,666 --> 01:21:58,333
Dude, are you okay?
1157
01:21:58,416 --> 01:22:01,416
I've never been better in my life.
1158
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:04,333
Johnny was suffering from ADHD,
1159
01:22:04,416 --> 01:22:09,416
attention deficit with hyperactivity.
1160
01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:10,750
You probably noticed
1161
01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:13,291
he couldn't stay focused on anything
for more than two minutes,
1162
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:17,208
but he's been
on medication for three weeks.
1163
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:22,541
Flex, how about a game of chess?
1164
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:25,875
No, but we should definitely
move the bishop.
1165
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:29,250
Do you see what they did to our little
guy? They turned him into a nerd.
1166
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:33,875
Sandra? Flex?
Guys, you abandoned me?
1167
01:22:33,958 --> 01:22:37,291
Your friend.
Looks like they fixed his leg.
1168
01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:39,708
-Who? Robby?
-He's not our friend.
1169
01:22:39,791 --> 01:22:40,708
We barely tolerate him.
1170
01:22:40,791 --> 01:22:43,791
Come on, follow me. Let's go!
1171
01:22:51,541 --> 01:22:53,625
What do you think of Mr. Ionuț?
1172
01:22:55,625 --> 01:22:57,750
What happened? Did you find Johnny?
1173
01:22:57,833 --> 01:22:59,500
Yeah, but I don't know…
1174
01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:02,541
Maybe it's better if he stays there.
1175
01:23:02,625 --> 01:23:04,916
After all, we tried
everything we knew, but…
1176
01:23:08,041 --> 01:23:09,791
I grabbed him! Run!
1177
01:23:10,625 --> 01:23:11,791
Wait a minute!
1178
01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:13,291
Doctor, fetch!
1179
01:23:13,375 --> 01:23:15,041
Come on! Move it!
1180
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,041
Guys, wait! Wait a second!
1181
01:23:22,291 --> 01:23:24,250
-Magda!
-Hop on!
1182
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:29,125
Hey, hey, wait!
We treat many conditions, you know?
1183
01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:32,541
Superiority complex, megalomania,
narcissism, paranoia.
1184
01:23:32,625 --> 01:23:36,625
At least take my business card…
you might need it. Hey!
1185
01:23:39,541 --> 01:23:44,541
I don't understand what's going on.
Why did you take me? I felt great there.
1186
01:23:44,625 --> 01:23:47,583
Johnny, that's not you talking.
It's the pills.
1187
01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:50,583
They brainwashed him, they hypnotized him.
1188
01:23:50,666 --> 01:23:54,291
That place was the Matrix, bro!
You took the red pill.
1189
01:23:55,166 --> 01:23:56,916
Dude, snap out of it!
1190
01:23:57,000 --> 01:23:59,541
Give him something to drink!
There's a bottle of vodka in the back!
1191
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:01,708
Brother, don't worry, we'll fix you.
1192
01:24:01,791 --> 01:24:05,375
Next week we're throwing the biggest party
for you, my dearest brother,
1193
01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:07,916
to help you bounce back
and remember who you really are.
1194
01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:12,666
{\an8}1 DAY LEFT
1195
01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:37,791
Shot! Shot! Shot!
1196
01:24:53,041 --> 01:24:56,000
Come on, bro, more energy!
Everyone's here for you.
1197
01:24:56,083 --> 01:24:58,375
I don't get it! What's the point?
1198
01:24:58,458 --> 01:25:00,125
To help you remember who you are?
1199
01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:01,791
Wasn't I supposed to change who I am?
1200
01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:03,625
Nonsense!
I want you to be you.
1201
01:25:05,958 --> 01:25:06,833
Magda!
1202
01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:17,166
YOU!
1203
01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:22,583
You never wanted me to change. You!
1204
01:25:24,833 --> 01:25:27,291
Come on! It's your song!
1205
01:25:32,416 --> 01:25:36,416
You've been influencing me from the start!
And the clinic, what a trick!
1206
01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:39,083
You convinced me not to go!
1207
01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,875
So what? Didn't you have more fun
with these three idiots?
1208
01:25:42,541 --> 01:25:44,833
Flex, Robby, and Sandra…
1209
01:25:44,916 --> 01:25:46,958
…are just some washed-up influencers.
1210
01:25:47,041 --> 01:25:49,416
Sorry for the redundancy. If I had
thought they were geniuses
1211
01:25:49,500 --> 01:25:51,791
and they could change you,
I would've sent you to them?
1212
01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:55,250
And you even gave me that pink scooter
to make me look ridiculous.
1213
01:25:55,333 --> 01:25:57,083
Magda, do you want to ruin me?
1214
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:03,375
Ruin you? I'm the only person
in the universe who wants
1215
01:26:03,458 --> 01:26:05,083
what's best for you, Johnny.
1216
01:26:05,166 --> 01:26:07,500
You could never be happy
as a businessman.
1217
01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:09,625
You're only happy
when you blow money and party.
1218
01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:13,041
Seriously, I'll handle it.
I'll take care of everything.
1219
01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:15,000
So what, you want Dad to disown me?
1220
01:26:15,083 --> 01:26:17,333
Yeah. I actually like business.
1221
01:26:18,208 --> 01:26:21,250
I'll take over everything
and set up an allowance for you,
1222
01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:24,000
so you'll never have to worry again
and everyone will be happy.
1223
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:27,541
Bravo! You're just like Dad.
Bravo!
1224
01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:30,666
He also thinks he knows best
how I should live my life.
1225
01:26:30,750 --> 01:26:32,458
Bravo! Congrats!
1226
01:26:38,625 --> 01:26:40,291
Johnny, wait up, man!
1227
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:42,958
We need to talk about what you'll
say to your dad tomorrow.
1228
01:26:43,041 --> 01:26:45,250
It wouldn't hurt
if he invested in our slaughterhouse.
1229
01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:48,125
Sure, let him go into business
with a mentally challenged Dacian.
1230
01:26:48,208 --> 01:26:50,166
You just have to mention
Rubbycoin 2 Beta.
1231
01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:53,125
Trust me, that's how we'll make it,
we've learned our lessons.
1232
01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:55,291
Straight into the
banking system, trust me.
1233
01:26:56,750 --> 01:27:00,666
Enough with the babbling, guys! Johnny,
don't listen to these two dimwits.
1234
01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:06,666
You're not a businessman, you're anointed…
a star! I have a proposal.
1235
01:27:06,750 --> 01:27:12,250
Let's make a reality show together.
What do you say? Sandra and Johnny.
1236
01:27:12,333 --> 01:27:16,958
Ah, no, no! Johnny and Sandra.
And we'll fund it with your dad's money.
1237
01:27:17,041 --> 01:27:22,625
You'll become a star, a superstar,
a megastar, an ultra-star.
1238
01:27:22,708 --> 01:27:26,958
I love you all, really,
but I need some time alone, okay?
1239
01:27:27,541 --> 01:27:28,458
Please!
1240
01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,958
See? It's your fault. You scared him off!
1241
01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:35,625
Don't you pull that on me!
1242
01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:38,500
Hold me or I'll kil him! I kill him!
1243
01:27:39,250 --> 01:27:40,625
Calm down!
1244
01:27:49,375 --> 01:27:55,208
This would be such a peaceful fishing spot
if it weren't for all these young people,
1245
01:27:55,291 --> 01:27:58,833
coming here every morning
with their existential dread.
1246
01:27:58,916 --> 01:28:02,916
But please, have a seat.
1247
01:28:11,208 --> 01:28:13,083
So what's your problem?
1248
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:15,875
Everyone wants something from me
and I don't know what to do.
1249
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:18,833
-What do you want?
-I want to be independent.
1250
01:28:19,333 --> 01:28:23,875
And what's so hard about that?
Look, give up everything you depend on
1251
01:28:24,541 --> 01:28:27,041
and enjoy the lake and the peace.
1252
01:28:27,541 --> 01:28:29,500
Funny thing is, where I'm from,
1253
01:28:29,583 --> 01:28:31,333
"lake" (Baltă) and "peace"
don't go together.
1254
01:28:55,875 --> 01:28:59,083
Johnny, what are you doing here
at this hour?
1255
01:28:59,166 --> 01:29:00,958
Haven't heard from you in a month.
1256
01:29:01,041 --> 01:29:03,083
They put me in a mental hospital…
they took my phone.
1257
01:29:05,833 --> 01:29:06,708
Come on in.
1258
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:17,958
Okay, but I really am sorry
for being such a jerk and everything…
1259
01:29:18,666 --> 01:29:20,458
and you were right.
1260
01:29:20,541 --> 01:29:21,583
Of course I was right.
1261
01:29:23,291 --> 01:29:24,250
About what, exactly?
1262
01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:26,666
That I can't be independent
if I have a safety net?
1263
01:29:27,875 --> 01:29:29,083
Did I say that?
1264
01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:34,125
You or some fisherman in the park, I don't
remember exactly, but it doesn't matter.
1265
01:29:37,708 --> 01:29:42,041
The thing is, today marks six months,
and I have to meet with my dad.
1266
01:29:42,750 --> 01:29:47,583
So what's the big rush? Can't you at least
finish your coffee and take a shower?
1267
01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:49,958
You're wearing that same
Flex perfume again.
1268
01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:51,791
Seriously? I didn't even spray it on.
1269
01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:54,708
Just a moment.
1270
01:30:04,000 --> 01:30:04,833
Yes.
1271
01:30:11,333 --> 01:30:13,041
After you shower!
1272
01:30:13,125 --> 01:30:14,416
Want to shower together?
1273
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:17,291
Yeah, save water, you poor guy!
1274
01:30:28,041 --> 01:30:30,541
My mentors, I want to thank you
1275
01:30:30,625 --> 01:30:32,916
and let you know that to me,
you've been priceless.
1276
01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:37,666
Eh, priceless! A million!
A thousand grand split three ways.
1277
01:30:37,750 --> 01:30:40,125
We're coming with you
for emotional support.
1278
01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:43,625
And intimidation.
That's the most important part!
1279
01:30:47,041 --> 01:30:48,208
Okay, let's go!
1280
01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:55,125
JUDGEMENT DAY
1281
01:30:57,541 --> 01:30:58,375
Magda!
1282
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:03,375
Magda!
I understand you, and I forgive you.
1283
01:31:04,666 --> 01:31:06,291
But why? What did she do?
1284
01:31:06,375 --> 01:31:07,333
What's wrong with you?
1285
01:31:08,375 --> 01:31:10,375
She did everything
just to impress you.
1286
01:31:11,041 --> 01:31:14,458
But, my princess, you don't have to
do anything to impress me.
1287
01:31:15,250 --> 01:31:18,500
Your mere existence
is impressive to me.
1288
01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:21,791
Just so you know, your little
princess sabotaged me from the beginning.
1289
01:31:21,875 --> 01:31:24,500
Johnny, are you forgiving me or
tattling on me? Make up your mind!
1290
01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:27,458
I'm not tattling, sis.
I'm narrating with love.
1291
01:31:27,541 --> 01:31:31,125
You want dad to take you seriously?
Show him exactly who you are!
1292
01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:35,083
A little psychopath who'd sell her
own family for a drop of influence.
1293
01:31:35,666 --> 01:31:36,666
Did you sabotage him?
1294
01:31:39,458 --> 01:31:43,833
Yes. But out of love.
I didn't do anything harmful.
1295
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:48,791
I just wanted you to disinherit him, Dad,
so we wouldn't lose the money, what else?
1296
01:31:48,875 --> 01:31:50,375
He was talking nonsense.
1297
01:31:50,458 --> 01:31:56,250
Bravo! She's just like you! Bravo!
Here's the heir you've always wanted.
1298
01:31:56,333 --> 01:31:57,666
And you can spare me.
1299
01:31:57,750 --> 01:32:02,541
You spare me with your two-cent sass!
You haven't changed a bit!
1300
01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:03,833
It didn't help you at all!
1301
01:32:03,916 --> 01:32:08,291
Dad, for six months I haven't
touched drugs. Not once!
1302
01:32:08,875 --> 01:32:14,083
I still drank, but in moderation.
No more accidents, no more scandals.
1303
01:32:14,166 --> 01:32:15,875
I lived safely, Dad.
1304
01:32:15,958 --> 01:32:17,708
I got a job,
1305
01:32:18,416 --> 01:32:21,500
I cooked my own food
and it turned out almost edible.
1306
01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:26,083
Okay, I embarrassed myself a few times,
but no one's perfect… except my mentors.
1307
01:32:28,291 --> 01:32:31,583
This week I'm a better man
than I was last week,
1308
01:32:31,666 --> 01:32:35,166
and last week I was a better man
than two weeks ago.
1309
01:32:35,958 --> 01:32:38,291
It doesn't matter how high you climb,
you know?
1310
01:32:38,375 --> 01:32:41,041
What matters is that you climb,
even if it's just one step.
1311
01:32:41,125 --> 01:32:44,041
Man, this kid is good at self-help!
Sounds like Robby on self-sex.
1312
01:32:44,625 --> 01:32:50,875
You spent some time with these influencers
and now you're giving TEDx speeches.
1313
01:32:52,083 --> 01:32:54,916
And yet, and yet…
I still don't feel better.
1314
01:32:55,666 --> 01:32:58,833
Because there's that voice in my head
that keeps nagging me.
1315
01:32:58,916 --> 01:33:03,083
What would Dad think?
What would Dad say? What would Dad do?
1316
01:33:03,166 --> 01:33:05,541
Well, I'm right here and
I'll tell you what I think.
1317
01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:07,666
But nobody asked you!
1318
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:11,708
Sit down! I'm talking now!
Sit down!
1319
01:33:21,333 --> 01:33:23,875
So I realized… you know what
my biggest problem is?
1320
01:33:25,666 --> 01:33:26,750
-You!
-Me?
1321
01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:27,708
Yes.
1322
01:33:29,291 --> 01:33:30,500
Nonsense!
1323
01:33:32,333 --> 01:33:36,000
And the only way I can escape
your pressure
1324
01:33:37,791 --> 01:33:39,291
is to give it all up.
1325
01:33:39,375 --> 01:33:42,125
I'm giving up the inheritance,
the allowance… everything.
1326
01:33:44,333 --> 01:33:49,041
I don't want you to be the safety net that
suffocates me anymore, Dad! Understand?
1327
01:33:49,125 --> 01:33:53,500
Boy, do you even hear yourself?
What do you want? A national scandal?
1328
01:33:54,125 --> 01:33:56,208
-A family scandal?
-No scandal, Dad!
1329
01:33:56,291 --> 01:34:00,958
No! No scandal! We'll still visit at
Christmas, Easter, we'll call,
1330
01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:02,916
"how are you," ha ha ha, hee hee hee.
1331
01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:05,291
I just want to stand on my own feet.
1332
01:34:05,375 --> 01:34:09,291
That's all! To live only off
my own money and my own work. That's it!
1333
01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:12,958
To eat instant soup and pay my own rent.
1334
01:34:13,041 --> 01:34:14,583
And what are you going to do?
1335
01:34:14,666 --> 01:34:16,833
That's my business. Not yours anymore.
1336
01:34:16,916 --> 01:34:20,875
The only thing I want from you is for you
to stop blackmailing me with the fortune.
1337
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:25,291
I don't need anything from you anymore.
1338
01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:29,041
Boy, are you out of your mind?
1339
01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:34,958
It's a good decision, but you could take
the million for us and give up the rest.
1340
01:34:36,083 --> 01:34:39,625
Please stay calm, everyone. Johnny
doesn't forget his debts, okay?
1341
01:34:39,708 --> 01:34:43,666
I'll give each of you 10% of everything
I make until we reach that million, okay?
1342
01:34:44,458 --> 01:34:47,083
Hey, calculator boy, how long
will it take him to pay us off?
1343
01:34:47,166 --> 01:34:51,041
Minimum wage, 10%, 12 months.
300 years.
1344
01:34:51,625 --> 01:34:52,458
300 years.
1345
01:34:52,541 --> 01:34:56,916
Come on, I'm not staying on minimum wage
for 300 years. No!
1346
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,458
I'll advance, I'll work!
You have to trust me a little…
1347
01:34:59,541 --> 01:35:01,166
I trusted you, remember?
1348
01:35:01,666 --> 01:35:05,833
And after all, 300 years go by fast
when we're having fun.
1349
01:35:08,416 --> 01:35:11,416
-Dad, I love you!
-I love you too, you idiot!
1350
01:35:11,500 --> 01:35:12,875
Magda, I love you.
1351
01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:15,958
Alright, it's okay, it's okay.
1352
01:35:16,041 --> 01:35:18,416
I love you!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
1353
01:35:20,291 --> 01:35:21,541
SHIFT MANAGER
1354
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:36,833
You're a barefoot feminist herbivore.
1355
01:35:37,333 --> 01:35:40,333
Look who's talking, you animal! You brute!
1356
01:35:40,416 --> 01:35:43,666
{\an8}Most followers in the country.
Top influencer.
1357
01:35:43,750 --> 01:35:47,958
Big influencer! Lots of dumb ones!
Better a few smart ones.
1358
01:35:48,041 --> 01:35:52,458
{\an8}-Stay in your pasture. Bye!
-Leave me alone! Bye!
1359
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:56,625
Take me, Flex!
1360
01:35:58,333 --> 01:35:59,916
{\an8}I'm a victim of the system!
1361
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,083
{\an8}-Robbycoin 3.
-You'll go to jail!
1362
01:36:02,166 --> 01:36:05,291
{\an8}I know exactly what I have to do
for Robbycoin 3, believe me!
1363
01:36:05,375 --> 01:36:07,375
{\an8}You'll be so sorry if you don't invest!
1364
01:36:56,666 --> 01:36:58,583
Do you know these permits cost a…
1365
01:37:01,916 --> 01:37:03,916
Phones off in the theater!
1366
01:37:07,416 --> 01:37:10,708
Oh, man. Good thing you didn't
bang your head on that thing.
1367
01:37:10,791 --> 01:37:12,750
Severe car accident…
1368
01:37:14,583 --> 01:37:16,416
Blow from the other side.
1369
01:37:17,166 --> 01:37:19,250
He'll pass out from all the smoking.
1370
01:37:24,375 --> 01:37:25,208
Action!
1371
01:37:28,333 --> 01:37:32,750
Get your hand off me, stop reaching…
Keep pulling, that's what I mean.
1372
01:37:35,000 --> 01:37:39,458
The young man… the heir son…
the heir of the empire…
1373
01:37:39,541 --> 01:37:43,083
The young man stands before the
directorate… inside the precinct…
1374
01:37:46,250 --> 01:37:47,375
Mr. Baltă?
1375
01:37:50,708 --> 01:37:52,208
My perfume…
1376
01:37:54,083 --> 01:37:58,208
I looked into the camera.
I was on YouTube.
1377
01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:02,458
But you said the biggest fan of…
1378
01:38:15,166 --> 01:38:20,000
And usually it's the look…
And usually it's like the look…
1379
01:38:24,583 --> 01:38:27,041
Don't listen to those two…
they've never had women.
1380
01:38:28,750 --> 01:38:31,583
Don't listen to those two…
they've never even seen women.
1381
01:38:32,833 --> 01:38:34,708
Robby, do you know it?
1382
01:38:40,875 --> 01:38:42,708
-Thanks!
-Thanks!
1383
01:38:42,791 --> 01:38:44,625
Ah, I was supposed to go that way.
1384
01:38:46,833 --> 01:38:49,791
I bet he won't sink the fish…
1385
01:38:53,916 --> 01:38:54,958
The fish?
1386
01:38:55,041 --> 01:38:56,791
How long haven't you seen him?
1387
01:38:59,416 --> 01:39:00,291
You carry…
1388
01:39:03,666 --> 01:39:04,791
What was it called?
1389
01:39:05,916 --> 01:39:07,833
Weeds! Let's go!
1390
01:39:09,208 --> 01:39:12,958
Forgive me.
I heard "Arrr" I couldn't…