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[CHUCKLES] 322 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:11,036 fat, drunk and finished... 323 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,748 I would rather be me any day. 324 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,086 Well, look at the time. I've got to go to bed. 325 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,546 He'll wait. Hoo-hoo-hoo, call him. 326 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:23,672 - GUSSIE: Get out of here, drunk. - Gussie. 327 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:24,840 GUSSIE: Get that fat sot out of here. 328 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,050 FRANK: Mary, may I take your glass? 329 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,343 No, you may not take my glass. 330 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,927 - Frank. - Oh, my God. 331 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,220 GUSSIE: Frank! 332 00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:32,806 [LAUGHTER] 333 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:35,435 [LAUGHING] 334 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,478 MARY: Well... 335 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,231 now I won't be invited back. 336 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,360 Well, please don't all feel you have to leave just because I'm leaving. 337 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,111 [GROUP CHATTERING] 338 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,322 First, attention. 339 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,241 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 340 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,369 - I said "attention"! - [CHATTER STOPS] 341 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,247 Are you all listening? Because I have something I must say. 342 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:01,044 You are all junk. 343 00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:05,674 [SOFTLY] And you... 344 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,386 [SNIFFLES] 345 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,430 You deserve them. 346 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:17,769 [MARY SNIFFLES] 347 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,818 Damn sad. 348 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:28,821 TERRY: Isn't she somebody? DORY: No, she's a critic. 349 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,447 JEROME: She wrote a bestseller once. 350 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,701 I would never have believed it. She's finally out of Frank's life. 351 00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,203 Yeah, and the loss is unbearable. 352 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,746 MEG: [WINCES] Ow. DORY: What happened? 353 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,123 SCOTTY: Ooh, she cut her hand on a piece of glass. 354 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,374 MEG: Oh, no, no. It's nothing. Please, no. 355 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,750 No, Meg's cut her hand rather badly. 356 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,627 - No, honestly, it's nothing. - Ru, go get something. 357 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,005 - Get some iodine. - Oh, see. [CLEARS THROAT] 358 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,424 When you're young and the star, 359 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:52,344 how the slightest thing and you're everybody's focus. 360 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,595 [CHUCKLES] 361 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,097 Bitch. 362 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,558 It's stopping. I'm just going to let it air out. 363 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,393 You two sure know how to bring down a curtain. 364 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,437 I've got the iodine. Where's the patient? 365 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:02,771 Down at the foot of the lawn. 366 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,191 - Doing her fawn imitation. - RU: Mr. Shepard. 367 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,110 Frank. 368 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,571 Before I go, I just want to know: 369 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,364 How do I get to be you? 370 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,658 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 371 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,202 The worst vice in the world is advice, 372 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,788 so I don't give any. 373 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,291 Hey. 374 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,130 Don't just write what you know. 375 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,924 Write what you know. 376 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,469 Now get out of here. 377 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,437 GUSSIE: "The worst vice is advice"? 378 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,106 Did you get that off a T-shirt, Frank? 379 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,901 I'm sorry. What's wrong? 380 00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:50,652 You and that little punchboard are what's wrong. 381 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,779 Please, please don't do this. 382 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,489 We've got a party going on out there. 383 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,908 You may have betrayed me, but you are not going to humiliate me. 384 00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:56,992 Gussie, when are you gonna let it go? 385 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,285 I never said you were too old for the part. 386 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,162 The studio said you were too old for the part. 387 00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,748 To think I divorced a husband who worshipped the ground I walked on 388 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,333 to marry a pitiful excuse for a man like you. 389 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,335 I've made only one mistake in my life, 390 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,837 but I've made it over and over and over. 391 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,924 That was saying yes when I meant no. 392 00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,592 - Forgive me. - Don't you dare... 393 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,303 All right, you want to know if it's true? It's true. 394 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,096 But what you would never understand is she's sensitive. 395 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,765 She cares. She's an inspiration. 396 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,642 She's the raft that keeps me from drowning. 397 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:22,893 Pathetic. 398 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,019 After all these years, 399 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,104 I finally have to hand it to Charley Kringas. 400 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,649 That driven little runt was always the one smart enough to read your label. 401 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,776 And I envy Charley Kringas every day of my life. 402 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,986 [LAUGHS] Hilarious. 403 00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:35,572 This coming from a man whose work isn't remembered 404 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,157 by the time audiences reach the parking lot! 405 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,534 I swear, if I could go back to the beginning, 406 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:40,536 if I could somehow be starting over with Charley, 407 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,204 writing shows, trying to change the world, 408 00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,873 I would give all this up like that. 409 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:49,504 GUSSIE: Oh, you've lied to yourself so long, you probably believe that. 410 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,342 Do you really not see that I'm ashamed of all this? 411 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,763 That I'm as sick of myself as you are? 412 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,682 I'm just acting like it all matters 413 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,308 so people can't see how much I hate my life 414 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,769 and how much I wish the whole goddamn thing was over. 415 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,772 I found her running along the lawn, singing. 416 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,691 - Ah, sorry. Here. - Now, stand still 417 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,317 - and let me put some iodine on that hand. - Okay. 418 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,862 My significant other and I want to say good night. 419 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,363 GUSSIE: Meg! 420 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,240 My husband was just telling me 421 00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,950 that you're the starry-eyed slut 422 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,077 - that keeps him from drowning. - Gussie, stop it! 423 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,745 GUSSIE: Oh, absolutely, Frank. I will stop it. 424 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,082 But maybe she won't be so starry-eyed now. 425 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,003 - [MEG SCREAMING] - [FRANTIC CHATTER] 426 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,922 GUSSIE: He was sleeping with her, Dory! 427 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,549 You said we were finished, Frank! 428 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,718 Well, now we're finished! 429 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:41,513 [DISTANTLY] You and her and me and every goddamn thing 430 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,764 is finished! 431 00:19:42,765 --> 00:19:44,767 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, FIRST TRANSITION] 432 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,981 SCOTTY: [SINGING] How did you get to be here? 433 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,859 GROUP: What was the moment? 434 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,615 How did you get to be here? 435 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:03,994 BUNKER: [SINGING] Dreams don't die So keep an eye on your dream 436 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,580 GROUP: Or before you know Where you are, there you are 437 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:07,998 Roads may wind 438 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:11,460 And you may find What you've left behind 439 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:15,297 - Is your dream - Dream 440 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,884 - Tend your dream - How does it happen? 441 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:22,512 - Dreams take time - GROUP II: Once it was all so clear 442 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:23,597 Time goes by 443 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:26,975 How can you get so far off the track? 444 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,103 Why don't you turn around and go back? 445 00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:32,522 - TERRY: Bend your dream - How does it happen? 446 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:34,524 - Where is the moment? - With the road 447 00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:38,153 When did the road behind disappear? 448 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:41,657 Where did you let things Slip out of gear? 449 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:46,203 GROUP: How did you ever get to be here? 450 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:49,998 - 1975 - 1974 451 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:53,378 1973 452 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:55,879 [SONG ENDS] 453 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,090 [GOOD THING GOING (GOING GONE) BY FRANK SINATRA PLAYS] 454 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:02,094 And that is Frank Sinatra singing Good Thing Going 455 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:05,765 from the Broadway and film hit Musical Husbands. 456 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,141 The composers of that show, 457 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,686 Franklin Shepard and Charles Kringas, 458 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,771 are in our studio tonight, 459 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,941 and we will be meeting and talking with them. 460 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,235 But first, the news. 461 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,403 Hal? 462 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,406 [DRAMATIC NEWS THEME PLAYING] 463 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,203 The lead-in story from tonight's edition 464 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,080 of "News from New York." 465 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,124 Today our nation is at long last 466 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,085 celebrating a ceasefire in Vietnam, 467 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,963 the tragic death toll there now having cost 468 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:42,509 nearly 46,000 American lives. 469 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,803 Judy? 470 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:47,806 On the local front, Mayor Abe Beame... 471 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,391 MAKEUP ARTIST: Well, Mr. Kringas, what do you think? 472 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,101 I think my worst nightmare has come true. 473 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,437 - I look like Richard Nixon. - Charley. 474 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:54,980 - MARY: Oh, Charley! - No, Mary. 475 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,523 - No, do not speak to me. - Oh! 476 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,191 This whole goddamn thing is your fault. 477 00:21:58,192 --> 00:22:00,986 I don't know why, in Christ's name, I let you talk me into this humiliation. 478 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,696 Here is the drink you ordered, Miss Flynn. 479 00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:04,614 - Ooh. - Oh, Mary, how thoughtful. 480 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,200 Oh, come on, Charley. I need a drink. 481 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:08,786 Yeah, one drink. What would you like? 482 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,330 A bottle of vodka and a straw. 483 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:14,166 - Where's Frank? - Frank? 484 00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,585 Probably off signing to score another movie 485 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,045 or closing a record deal. 486 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,713 I can only tell you where Frank never is, 487 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:21,631 and that is with me, working on our show. 488 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:24,176 All right, well, when I called KT to set up this interview, 489 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:25,510 I made it very clear 490 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:28,055 that the only thing you two were here to talk about... 491 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:28,972 [EXCLAIMS] 492 00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:32,392 was your next show and how long you both been working on it. 493 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,977 Oh, Mary, since Frank married Gussie, 494 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,104 the only working he knows is working the room. 495 00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,899 And just where did he learn that, Charley? 496 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,610 Off on that goddamn yacht is where. 497 00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:44,946 And, wait, who was it who sent him off on that goddamn yacht? 498 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,281 - I say to hell with Frank. - Ugh. 499 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,534 Look, I have started a play all on my own. 500 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,994 And if Frank doesn't show up in the next 30 seconds, 501 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,454 me, I am walking right out that door. 502 00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:53,955 Look, Charley, I know Frank. 503 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,625 If you connect with him again, 504 00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,337 if you commit the guy today, publicly, 505 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:03,090 I swear, by tomorrow, you two are gonna be 506 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,550 back together working again. 507 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,929 You got to help save him, Charley. 508 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:10,847 - [OLD FRIENDS (PART 1) PLAYS] - [SINGING] Hey, old friend 509 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:14,017 What do you say, old friend? 510 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:17,437 - Make it okay, old friend - [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 511 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:20,441 Give the old friendship a break 512 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,693 Why so grim? 513 00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:27,781 We're going on forever 514 00:23:27,782 --> 00:23:30,450 You, me, him 515 00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:33,454 Too many lives are at stake 516 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,791 Friends this long 517 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:41,294 Has to mean something strong 518 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:44,631 So, if our old friend's wrong 519 00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:48,260 Shouldn't an old friend come through? 520 00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:50,846 It's us, old friend 521 00:23:50,847 --> 00:23:52,472 What's to discuss 522 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,517 Old... [GRUNTS] ...friend? 523 00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:57,061 Here's to us 524 00:23:57,854 --> 00:24:00,940 Who's like us? 525 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,901 Damn few 526 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,153 [MARY CHUCKLES] 527 00:24:06,154 --> 00:24:08,197 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, LIKE IT WAS] 528 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:13,286 Charley 529 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,497 Why can't it be like it was? 530 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,876 I liked it the way that it was 531 00:24:20,877 --> 00:24:23,211 Charley, you and me 532 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:27,757 We were nicer then 533 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,759 We were nice 534 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,805 Kids and cities and trees were nice 535 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,307 Everything 536 00:24:35,308 --> 00:24:38,643 I don't know who we are any more 537 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:42,147 And I'm starting not to care 538 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:45,066 Look at us, Charley 539 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:48,069 Nothing's the way that it was 540 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:52,073 I want it the way that it was 541 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:57,787 Help me stop remembering then 542 00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:01,291 Don't you remember? 543 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,918 It was good 544 00:25:02,919 --> 00:25:06,004 It was really good 545 00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:10,258 Help me out, Charley 546 00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:13,803 Make it like it was 547 00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:15,555 Come on. Ugh. 548 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:19,601 Look, we both know it was better, Charley, the three of us. 549 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:23,813 And you, come on. Mary, we are not the three of us anymore. 550 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:27,609 Now we are one and one and one. 551 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:28,611 [SINGING] Charley 552 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,364 Nothing's the way that it was 553 00:25:32,365 --> 00:25:36,368 I want it the way that it was 554 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:42,332 God knows, things were easier then 555 00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:45,335 Trouble is, Charley 556 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:50,090 That's what everyone does 557 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:54,386 Blames the way it is 558 00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:58,765 On the way it was 559 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:03,187 On the way it never 560 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:08,442 Ever 561 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,614 Was 562 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:15,825 Jesus, Mary. 563 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,411 After all these years, you're still in love with the guy? 564 00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:22,122 [CHUCKLING] 565 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,250 [VOICE BREAKING] You got to help save me, then, Charley. 566 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,377 KT: Charley, Frank, we are on the commercial break, 567 00:26:27,378 --> 00:26:28,753 and then it's us. Follow me. 568 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:30,422 - Frank isn't here. - He isn't here? 569 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:31,965 Where the hell is Frank? 570 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:33,466 Frank is here, and Frank is sorry. 571 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:34,801 But ever since Gussie and I got married, 572 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:38,179 life is this series of meetings, meetings, meetings. 573 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,806 - Hey, pal! - Hey, pal. Long time no see. 574 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:41,516 - FRANK: Oh, and I missed you, buddy. - Mm. 575 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,892 And, Mary... 576 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,937 [CHUCKLES] Oh, God, Mary, you look wonderful. 577 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,063 Lost a little weight? 578 00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:49,190 A hundred and eighty pounds. 579 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,900 He still calls, though. 580 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,152 [FINGERS SNAP] 581 00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:53,361 Please, Frank. 582 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,488 Frank, in the chair. Charley, you come with me. 583 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,283 GUSSIE: KT, I think... 584 00:26:57,950 --> 00:27:00,201 I think I saw my ex-husband hovering around outside. 585 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,953 Could you see to it that nobody's allowed in? 586 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,413 He's become the eternal sponge. 587 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:04,789 - Got it. Charley, move, please. - Thank you. 588 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,583 - We got to go! - Excuse me. 589 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:09,002 Mrs. Shepard, I know this is inappropriate, 590 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:12,130 but I wrote a film script, Darkness Before Dawn, 591 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,716 that is so perfect for you. 592 00:27:14,592 --> 00:27:16,260 It is inappropriate. 593 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,387 Give it to me. 594 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:20,722 I have accepted that if I don't want people 595 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:24,100 handing me scripts, then I can never go out. 596 00:27:24,101 --> 00:27:27,520 Frank, did you tell Mary about closing the three-picture deal? 597 00:27:27,521 --> 00:27:28,813 Uh, no. 598 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:31,358 But please let me be the one to tell Charley. 599 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,734 I am waiting to choose the exact moment. 600 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:34,277 Oh, God. 601 00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:36,488 I've explained to Frank: 602 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:38,990 You compose a Broadway show, you're something in New York, 603 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,576 but you produce a movie, 604 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,536 you're something all over the world. 605 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:44,830 Frank, we're up! We got to move. 606 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,083 Oh. 607 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,210 Gussie. 608 00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:51,170 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 609 00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:52,545 Hiya, Gus. 610 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,839 - Oh, Joe. - JOE: You look great. 611 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,674 [CHUCKLES] You've caught me in the middle, Joe. 612 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,593 Yeah, I was hoping, I was, I was... [CHUCKLES] 613 00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,762 I was hoping... 614 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:05,893 I was hoping maybe you could spare me 100 or so. 615 00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:09,437 GUSSIE: Joe. Joe, I... 616 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:11,022 God. 617 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,691 You can't keep doing this to me, Joe. 618 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,819 Now, this... 619 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,863 this is the last time. 620 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:22,659 I'm lining up backers for my next play. 621 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:23,994 Oh. 622 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,830 Excuse me, Joe. 623 00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,082 - They're waiting for me. - Yep. 624 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:32,669 [SIGHS] 625 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:33,838 GUSSIE: I'm sorry. 626 00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:39,093 [NEWS THEME PLAYING] 627 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,683 And now our evening's top news story. 628 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:49,185 Today the Supreme Court made its final ruling 629 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:50,937 legalizing abortion. 630 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:53,398 The court stated abortion should be a decision 631 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,900 between a woman and her physician. 632 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:59,989 A longtime controversy now ended. 633 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:01,906 Judy? 634 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,158 [FRANK SINATRA SINGING IN BACKGROUND] 635 00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:04,742 For those who have tuned in late, 636 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:08,079 we are hearing Frank Sinatra singing the hit song 637 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,249 by Franklin Shepard and Charles Kringas, 638 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,294 our next guests live from New York. 639 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:17,297 Oh, and, Frank, I cannot thank you enough for this favor. 640 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,467 "Favor"? After what you did for me during my divorce? 641 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,259 That's why we're here. 642 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:22,927 - Oh, and how's your son? - Want to see a picture? 643 00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:27,307 No, but do that on air, and I'll coo, and I'll tear, 644 00:29:27,308 --> 00:29:29,142 - and I'll carry on like a mad thing. - [CHUCKLES] 645 00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,020 People love cheap sentiment. 646 00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:34,606 And I understand congratulations are in order. 647 00:29:34,607 --> 00:29:36,441 I hear you just signed a three-picture deal 648 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,443 to produce movies. 649 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:40,778 - Where'd you hear that? - KT: Now, don't worry. 650 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,199 I understand I'm not supposed to bring it up on the air. 651 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,284 I think you weren't supposed to bring it up in front of me. 652 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:48,537 Oh? Oh. 653 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:52,165 Charley, I was waiting for the exact moment to tell you. 654 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,291 But, see, it doesn't change our plan. 655 00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,792 It's only two or three months at a time. 656 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,336 Frank, it is always two or three months at a time. 657 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,795 I haven't even signed the contract yet. 658 00:29:57,796 --> 00:30:01,132 Do you know how long I have sat and waited for you to finish this project? 659 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,842 Hold it for one second, guys, will you? We're just about on. 660 00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,093 Charley, I have a son to support. 661 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:05,303 I have an ex-wife draining me. 662 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,222 What happens if we finish this show, we get it on, 663 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,348 and they say it's no good? 664 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:09,599 Frank, I have four kids to support. 665 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,142 I don't give a rat's ass what they say. 666 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,435 If I say it's good, if you say it's good... 667 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,978 - [BELL RINGS] - Okay, fellas, we're just about to start. 668 00:30:13,979 --> 00:30:15,980 He only knows it's good if it makes a fucking fortune. 669 00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:17,899 Hi! We're back. 670 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:21,611 And welcome to "Today in New York's Celebrity Spot." 671 00:30:21,612 --> 00:30:24,906 Here next to me, we have two brilliantly talented people. 672 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,742 The gentleman on my right is... 673 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,328 Oh, uh, Franklin Shepard. 674 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,997 - I almost forgot. - [CHUCKLES] And? 675 00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:35,292 And he is. Why would he lie? 676 00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:39,964 And I have no idea who I am. 677 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,259 This is my great friend and even greater collaborator, 678 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:45,343 Charley Kringas. 679 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,429 They are the songwriters for Musical Husbands, 680 00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:51,391 both the show and the movie. 681 00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:53,309 They also wrote Sweet Sorrow. 682 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,813 And their newest collaboration will be called Take a Left. 683 00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:58,982 But more about that later. 684 00:30:58,983 --> 00:31:00,484 Apparently much later. 685 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,445 And you recently married the star of those shows, 686 00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:05,989 Gussie Carnegie. 687 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:07,825 - Did you not? - Yes, that's correct. 688 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,619 And I'm married to Evelyn. 689 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,582 Now, all of Broadway says 690 00:31:15,583 --> 00:31:18,209 that you two are the next Rodgers and Hammerstein, 691 00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:19,711 Lerner and Loewe. 692 00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:22,006 - Irving and Berlin. - [CHUCKLING] 693 00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,424 Let's start at the beginning. 694 00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:25,925 You're both from Chicago. 695 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,970 You both went to the same school and the same college? 696 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,472 Uh, nope. Me, Columbia. Him, Juilliard. 697 00:31:31,473 --> 00:31:35,852 So, your entire lives you've been very, very close friends. 698 00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:36,895 Until today. 699 00:31:37,771 --> 00:31:39,105 FRANK: Like all partners, 700 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:41,190 we have had fights and other commitments, 701 00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:43,527 but the magic is only there when it's me and Charley. 702 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:45,696 Charley and me. 703 00:31:46,739 --> 00:31:48,323 I love it. 704 00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:49,617 Now, how do you two work together? 705 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,660 Oh. May I answer that? 706 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:53,662 Please. 707 00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:55,956 How do we work together? 708 00:31:56,749 --> 00:31:57,875 Sure. 709 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:00,461 Well, he goes... 710 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:02,296 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 711 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:03,672 And I go... 712 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,049 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 713 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:07,634 - [SINGING] And soon we're - [FRANKLIN SHEPARD, INC. PLAYING] 714 00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:09,177 - Humming along - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 715 00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:10,637 Hmm-mm-hmm 716 00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:13,222 And that's called writing a song 717 00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,891 Hmm-mm-hmm 718 00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:16,185 - Then he goes - [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 719 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,353 And I go 720 00:32:18,354 --> 00:32:19,604 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 721 00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:21,522 And the phone goes, "Drrrrring!" 722 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,274 And he goes, Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter 723 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,942 "Yes, Jerome," mutter, "No, Jerome" 724 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,027 Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter 725 00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:27,111 That's his lawyer, Jerome 726 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:29,155 Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter "Do it, Jerome" 727 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,531 Click, "Sorry, Charley" 728 00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:31,658 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 729 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:32,950 So I go 730 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,369 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 731 00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,662 And he goes 732 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:36,914 - [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] - [SIGHS] 733 00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:38,915 And I go 734 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,416 [TYPEWRITER CLICKING MUSICALLY] 735 00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:42,919 And soon we're tapping away 736 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,212 Hmm-mm-hmm 737 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:45,838 "Bzz!" "Sorry, Charley" "Bzz!" 738 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:48,299 It's the secretary, "Bzz!" On the intercom, "Yes, Ms. Bzz" 739 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,467 "It's a messenger" 740 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,260 "Thanks, Ms. Bzz Will you tell him to wait? 741 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,137 "Will you order the car? Will you call up the bank? 742 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,098 "Will you wire the coast? Will you..."'Drrrrring!'" 743 00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,308 "Sorry, Charley" Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter 744 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:59,102 "Sell the stock," mutter "Buy the rights" 745 00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:00,269 Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter 746 00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:01,729 "Bzz!" "Let me put you on hold" 747 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:02,897 "Bzz!" "Yes, Ms. Bzz" 748 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,273 "It's the interview" 749 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,025 "Thanks, Ms. Bzz Will you tell him to wait? 750 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,860 "Will you wire the car? Will you order the coast? 751 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,445 "Will you send up the bank?" 752 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,906 And the telephones blink And the stocks get sold 753 00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,616 And the rest of us he keeps on hold 754 00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:14,992 And he's into making movies 755 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,370 And he's now a corporation, right 756 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:19,539 So I play at home With my wife and kids 757 00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,290 And I wait to hear the movie bids 758 00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:22,792 And I've got a little sailboat 759 00:33:22,793 --> 00:33:25,378 And I'm into meditation, right 760 00:33:25,379 --> 00:33:28,924 He flies off to California 761 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,344 I discuss him with my shrink 762 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:36,931 That's the story of the way we work 763 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:39,435 Me and Franklin Shepard, Inc. 764 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,687 - [MUSIC STOPS] - I am beginning to enjoy this. 765 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:46,024 I promise to be honest if you promise to handle the lawsuit. 766 00:33:46,859 --> 00:33:48,902 Now, Frank, when you do work together, 767 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,404 I have always been curious, 768 00:33:51,405 --> 00:33:55,116 which generally comes first, the words or the music? 769 00:33:55,117 --> 00:33:56,368 - Generally, the contract. - Oh. 770 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,122 That sounds like you think making money is a bad thing for an artist. 771 00:34:01,123 --> 00:34:02,582 Sorry, money? 772 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:04,000 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 773 00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:05,585 Did I say "money"? 774 00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:06,711 [ELECTRONIC RIFF PLAYS] 775 00:34:06,712 --> 00:34:08,671 [SINGING] No, I like 776 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:11,215 Money a lot, hmm-mm-hmm 777 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:13,468 I mean, it's better than not 778 00:34:13,469 --> 00:34:15,136 Hmm-mm-hmm 779 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:16,763 But when it's 780 00:34:16,764 --> 00:34:19,182 [GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY] Money. Money. 781 00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:20,350 When you're into... [GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY] 782 00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:22,352 Money... 783 00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,147 And you should be... 784 00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:26,899 [LIGHT PIANO RIFF PLAYS] 785 00:34:27,149 --> 00:34:28,232 Listen. 786 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,443 Frank does the money thing very well. 787 00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:32,988 But you know what? Other people do it better. 788 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:37,241 Yeah, and Frank does the music thing very well. 789 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,243 And you know what? 790 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,370 No one does it better. 791 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,581 [SINGING] Still, the telephones blink And the buzzers buzz 792 00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,249 And I really don't know what he does 793 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:48,002 But he makes a ton of money And a lot of it for me 794 00:34:48,003 --> 00:34:50,713 Right, so I think, "Okay" And I start a play 795 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:52,965 But he somehow knows, 'Cause right away 796 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:54,592 It's, "Drrrrring!" "Hiya, buddy 797 00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,385 "Want to write a show? I got a great idea 798 00:34:56,386 --> 00:34:58,387 "We'll own all the rights With a two-week out 799 00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:00,097 "And a turnaround on the guarantee 800 00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,183 "Plus a gross percent of the billing clause" 801 00:35:02,184 --> 00:35:05,395 And there I am in California 802 00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,816 Talking deals and turning pink 803 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,569 Back in business, and I mean just that 804 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:16,156 Back with Franklin Shepard, Inc. 805 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,410 Very sneaky how it happens 806 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:24,248 Much more sneaky than you think 807 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:28,584 You start with nothing but a song to sing 808 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,503 And next, you're Franklin Shepard... 809 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,755 Wait a second, wait one second. I am getting in too deep here. 810 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:34,173 Franklin, let me ask you... 811 00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:35,884 You see, Frank and I are not that kind of close. 812 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:39,554 - Not like we used to be. - Now, Frank... 813 00:35:39,555 --> 00:35:41,598 And friendship is like a garden. 814 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,936 You have to water it and tend it and care about it. 815 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:49,314 And you know what? I miss it. 816 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,525 And I want it back. 817 00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:54,110 - Look. - [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 818 00:35:54,111 --> 00:35:56,530 Nothing permanent has happened 819 00:35:57,364 --> 00:36:00,409 It's just a temporary kink 820 00:36:01,577 --> 00:36:06,205 Friendship's something You don't really lose 821 00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,082 Ladies and gentlemen, don't let me lose 822 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:11,753 the greatest composer any lyricist has ever had. 823 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,754 Phone him. Write him. 824 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,756 Stop him on the street. You will recognize him. 825 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:17,551 He's the one going through his checkbook. 826 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:23,682 And tell that man to get back to his piano. 827 00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:30,439 Very sneaky how it happens 828 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:34,860 Every day, you're on the brink 829 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:40,782 First the prizes, then the interviews 830 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:46,954 - Oh, my God - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 831 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,998 I think it's happened 832 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:52,127 Stop me quick before I sink 833 00:36:52,794 --> 00:36:56,505 One more triumph that I can't refuse 834 00:36:56,506 --> 00:36:57,590 In case you didn't notice, 835 00:36:57,591 --> 00:37:00,259 this is my first time on TV and my last! No! 836 00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:03,888 Here's the point, whatever happens 837 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:06,642 Then we'll all go have a drink 838 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,518 That's the guy I love 839 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:13,022 The fella who's inside 840 00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:14,231 Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter 841 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,775 "Quick, Jerome, get the president 842 00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:17,902 "There's a crazy man on my TV screen" 843 00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,612 Inside 844 00:37:19,613 --> 00:37:21,614 "Bzz, bzz!" "Drrrrring!" 845 00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:24,909 Inside Franklin Shepard 846 00:37:24,910 --> 00:37:27,703 Just write him, care of Any Bank, USA. 847 00:37:27,704 --> 00:37:28,788 Inc. 848 00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:30,707 - [SONG ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 849 00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:49,685 Now let's take a commercial break. 850 00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,437 Oh, thanks, guys. 851 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:55,357 Jesus Christ! 852 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,527 That was a real slaughter, Charley. Congratulations. 853 00:37:59,528 --> 00:38:01,363 - Frank, I... - I think you said enough. 854 00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:04,699 I know for years you've been attacking me 855 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,450 and constantly putting me in the position 856 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:08,495 of having to defend myself, but that... 857 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,330 See, I don't know why anyone would want to so humiliate 858 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,791 and betray the guy who is his oldest friend in the world like that, 859 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:16,293 but I do know you're never gonna have the opportunity to do it again. 860 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,503 You're goddamn out of my life, Charley. 861 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:18,629 No, Frank, I'm sorry. I... 862 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,464 You're sorry after you publicly mock 863 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:21,799 and ridicule and belittle me, 864 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,384 when, man, I swear I would lay down my life for you. 865 00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:24,469 - I know. If you let me... - Shut up! 866 00:38:26,513 --> 00:38:27,722 Charley, all these years, I've loved you 867 00:38:27,723 --> 00:38:29,265 no matter what you did, but I guess because 868 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:31,559 I don't live my life like you or the way you'd like me to, 869 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,436 you had to shoot me down and watch me bleed. 870 00:38:33,437 --> 00:38:34,895 Well, I like my life, Charley. 871 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:36,939 So you can just get the hell out of it! 872 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:40,109 Hey, guys, now, what do you say the three of us, we just... 873 00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,570 we go for a humongous drink and we talk, okay? 874 00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:44,196 - I mean, we need to talk. - GUSSIE: Oh, Frank. 875 00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,073 - Frank, are you all right? - Frank, can we go talk? 876 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:47,950 You know, in some cultures, when someone does something cruel 877 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,995 or evil or betrays them, they never see him again. 878 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,455 They simply never see him. 879 00:38:52,456 --> 00:38:53,748 They never talk to him or look at him 880 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,958 or acknowledge him in any way. For them, he is dead, 881 00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:57,626 absolutely and irrevocably dead. 882 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:58,794 - Can I just explain... - Frank! 883 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,296 ...what all that came out of? 884 00:39:00,297 --> 00:39:01,590 [FOOTSTEPS DEPARTING] 885 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,096 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, SECOND TRANSITION] 886 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:14,769 [SINGING] Some roads are soft and some are bumpy 887 00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,980 Some roads you really fly 888 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:20,983 Some rides are rough And leave you jumpy 889 00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:23,736 Why make it tough by getting grumpy? 890 00:39:23,737 --> 00:39:25,738 Plenty of roads to try 891 00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:28,741 - 1972 - MEG: 1971 892 00:39:28,742 --> 00:39:29,992 - Some roads are soft - One trip 893 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:31,911 - And some are bumpy - All you get 894 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,662 - Some roads you really fly - Is one quick ride 895 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:34,997 Look around a bit 896 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,373 - Some rides are rough - One quick ride 897 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:37,917 And leave you jumpy 898 00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:39,418 - Through the countryside - Why make it tough 899 00:39:39,419 --> 00:39:41,170 - By getting grumpy? - Stay on the track 900 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,463 Plenty of roads to try 901 00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,298 1970 902 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,424 Some roads you really fly 903 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:47,635 1969 904 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,887 How does it start to go? 905 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:51,180 Does it slip away slow 906 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:53,641 So you never even notice It's happening? 907 00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,684 - 1968 - [SONG ENDS] 908 00:39:55,685 --> 00:39:56,769 What? You say she's not there? 909 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:58,354 Well, do you know when she's expected back? 910 00:39:58,355 --> 00:39:59,980 - [DOORBELL BUZZES] - It's open! 911 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:01,733 Sorry. You don't expect her back until when? 912 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,568 Until after the theater? 913 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,195 No, no message. 914 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:08,280 Wait, yes, actually. Will you tell her that Franklin... 915 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,241 Ta-da! 916 00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:11,785 Frankie! 917 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,162 Oh, my God, Frankie! I don't believe my eyes! 918 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:18,165 Oh, did your daddy miss you! 919 00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:20,417 And look how big you got, huh! 920 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,254 Daddy, we saw your boat, but we didn't see you. 921 00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:25,089 - No? - MARY AND CHARLEY: Ta-da! 922 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,715 - FRANK: Wha...? - [LAUGHING] 923 00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,801 You know, what is really amazing is we're not all still waiting 924 00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:30,469 - at that dock to surprise you. - [LAUGHING] 925 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:31,720 God, was our face red. 926 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:34,181 Well, first class doesn't get off at the dock! 927 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:36,350 We have this big ramp at the prow 928 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:38,727 and a captain who leads you right into your limousine. 929 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,062 Oh, right, of course. Silly us. 930 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,480 Mary, you should have known that. 931 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:42,606 [FRANK GRUNTS EXCITEDLY] 932 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:45,192 He got Beth to send Frankie from Houston. 933 00:40:45,193 --> 00:40:48,696 Daddy, I have 32 postcards all over my wall. 934 00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:51,323 My favorite are the alligator and the Panama Canal. 935 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:52,450 [LAUGHING] 936 00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:54,326 CHARLEY: Wow, look at that. 937 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,328 He brought Frankie an alligator back with him. 938 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:57,413 What a nice little... 939 00:40:57,414 --> 00:40:59,665 Oh, God, Frankie! Frankie, you have to help me! 940 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,750 - Oh, God! - [LAUGHTER] 941 00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:03,752 [SIGHS] Thanks, Uncle Charley. 942 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,173 That's bound to give someone here real nice dreams. 943 00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:10,301 All right, start with the trip, and then I want a Sherpa guide 944 00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,469 to show me this gargantuan apartment. 945 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,471 FRANKIE: Well, I owe it all to you guys for making me go. 946 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,098 I didn't do anything that wasn't rich. 947 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:19,310 Rich living, rich food, rich people. 948 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:21,687 Well, poor Evelyn, my poor wife, who never comes in 949 00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,939 from our poor house in the poor country, poor thing, 950 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:26,150 is dropping off our four poor children with her poor mother. 951 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,234 Got it, Charley. 952 00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,944 Where they are expecting Frankie. 953 00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,779 And then Evelyn is meeting the three of us at... 954 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,448 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 955 00:41:32,449 --> 00:41:34,575 Where? Where? 956 00:41:34,576 --> 00:41:36,452 - You're never gonna guess where. - [MOUTHING] Downtown Club. 957 00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:38,246 - The Downtown Club. - Charley. 958 00:41:38,872 --> 00:41:40,039 - [CHARLEY MUTTERS] - Now, let me think. 959 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,124 A smoky, dingy Greenwich Village dive 960 00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,711 or the homecoming party at the Colony Club? 961 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,631 Hmm, what a choice. 962 00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:49,715 Oh, Frank, I'm so sorry. 963 00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:51,842 You must give us a list of what's in and what's out. 964 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,386 You know how important all of that is to me. 965 00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:57,514 Ah! Wait. 966 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,516 Wait, wait, wait. 967 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:00,809 Presents. 968 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:04,021 I forgot... presents. 969 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,272 This is for Aunt Mary. 970 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,108 [GASPS] Ooh, thank you. 971 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,444 And this is for Uncle Charley. 972 00:42:10,111 --> 00:42:11,529 MARY: [CHUCKLES] Well... 973 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:15,951 [FEET THUDDING] 974 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:21,163 Son, about 40 of yours are right now up in the air 975 00:42:21,164 --> 00:42:23,290 between Gibraltar and Texas, 976 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:26,419 but trust me, they are absolutely worth the wait. 977 00:42:27,504 --> 00:42:32,258 It's my book in Spanish. 978 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,093 I bought it in Valparaiso, Chile, 979 00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:36,220 where there it was in all these store windows. 980 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:39,515 CHARLEY: Oh, Mary, tell Frank the story of how success has affected you. 981 00:42:39,516 --> 00:42:40,641 Okay, I'll start. 982 00:42:40,642 --> 00:42:42,309 - Mary has joined the enemy. - [CHUCKLES] 983 00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,936 - Charley. - Frankie, tell Aunt Mary, 984 00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:45,145 how many kids in your class say, 985 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,731 "When I grow up, I want to be a drama critic"? 986 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:51,277 Oh, Charley, just shut your mouth and open your present. 987 00:42:51,278 --> 00:42:52,361 I did. 988 00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:53,571 What is it? 989 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,242 - What is it? - It's an option agreement. 990 00:42:58,326 --> 00:43:01,161 We have been offered a small fortune 991 00:43:01,162 --> 00:43:03,706 to do a movie version of Musical Husbands! 992 00:43:03,707 --> 00:43:04,957 Oh, my God! 993 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:07,418 - That is unbelievable! [LAUGHS] - Frankie. Frankie, come here. 994 00:43:07,419 --> 00:43:09,962 So, take this over to Daddy and say very clearly, 995 00:43:09,963 --> 00:43:13,258 "There isn't enough money in the universe." 996 00:43:15,135 --> 00:43:16,844 You're welcome, Charley. I appreciate the gratitude. 997 00:43:16,845 --> 00:43:18,345 Thanks very much. 998 00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:20,390 There isn't enough money in the universe. 999 00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:22,057 MARY: [LAUGHS] Oh, boy. 1000 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:24,560 Frankie, um, what do you say the two of us go, 1001 00:43:24,561 --> 00:43:27,313 and we'll explore this monster apartment? 1002 00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:28,522 FRANK JR.: I'm tired. 1003 00:43:28,523 --> 00:43:31,108 Well, of course you are, tiger. It's been a long day. 1004 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,901 Yeah, you know, we can have a lie-down upstairs. 1005 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:35,696 - Good night, Daddy. - [LAUGHS] Good night. 1006 00:43:35,697 --> 00:43:37,781 MARY: Aw. All right, come on. 1007 00:43:37,782 --> 00:43:39,491 Let's see what we can find you up there. 1008 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,161 What do you think they have? 1009 00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:44,163 Charley, I'm 31 years old. 1010 00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:45,497 Beth wiped me out with the divorce. 1011 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,124 I have a son to consider. 1012 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:49,293 So forgive me, Charley, if I happen to need money. 1013 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:51,545 So let's us do the work, and the money will come. 1014 00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:54,048 Frank, we cannot keep making our stuff 1015 00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:56,550 - the other thing we do. - Shh. Guys, not now. 1016 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:58,510 Why do I have to be poor to write music? 1017 00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,845 Because once you're rich, you never will. 1018 00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:01,180 Charley, I am telling you, 1019 00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:03,182 we can make a statement with this movie. 1020 00:44:03,183 --> 00:44:05,434 Nurse, doctor, guard, attendant, matron, 1021 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,311 - anybody else. - Trust me. 1022 00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,812 - You trust me. - Charley, listen! 1023 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,939 Frank, you listen. You listening? 1024 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:14,485 No. No, no, never, ever. No. 1025 00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:15,569 Hey! 1026 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,987 [OLD FRIENDS (PART 2) PLAYS] 1027 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:18,365 [SINGING] Here's to us 1028 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:21,534 Who's like us? 1029 00:44:23,787 --> 00:44:26,998 Damn few 1030 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:29,334 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1031 00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,671 Hey, old friend 1032 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:38,592 Are you okay, old friend? 1033 00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:42,638 What do you say, old friend? 1034 00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:46,476 Are we or are we unique? 1035 00:44:47,477 --> 00:44:50,521 Time goes by 1036 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:55,234 Everything else keeps changing 1037 00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:58,070 You and I 1038 00:44:58,071 --> 00:45:01,366 We get continued next week 1039 00:45:02,534 --> 00:45:05,285 Most friends fade 1040 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:09,123 Or they don't make the grade 1041 00:45:09,124 --> 00:45:12,960 New ones are quickly made 1042 00:45:12,961 --> 00:45:16,922 And in a pinch, sure, they'll do 1043 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:19,926 But us, old friend 1044 00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:24,638 What's to discuss, old friend? 1045 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,142 Here's to us 1046 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:31,521 Who's like us? 1047 00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:35,315 Damn few 1048 00:45:35,316 --> 00:45:37,568 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 1049 00:45:37,569 --> 00:45:39,528 So, old friend 1050 00:45:39,529 --> 00:45:42,322 Fill me in slow, old friend 1051 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:45,075 Start from hello, old friend 1052 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,037 I want the when, where and how 1053 00:45:48,621 --> 00:45:50,080 Old friends 1054 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:54,126 Do tend to become old habit 1055 00:45:54,127 --> 00:45:56,170 Never knew 1056 00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:59,090 How much I missed you till now 1057 00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:04,636 BOTH: Most friends fade Or they don't make the grade 1058 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:07,389 New ones are quickly made 1059 00:46:07,390 --> 00:46:10,350 Some of them worth something, too 1060 00:46:10,351 --> 00:46:12,769 ALL: But us, old friends 1061 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,606 What's to discuss, old friends? 1062 00:46:15,607 --> 00:46:17,524 - Tell you something - Huh. 1063 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:20,569 Good friends point out your lies 1064 00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:24,781 Whereas old friends live and let live 1065 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:27,618 Good friends like and advise 1066 00:46:27,619 --> 00:46:31,747 Whereas old friends love and forgive 1067 00:46:31,748 --> 00:46:33,790 FRANK: And old friends 1068 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,044 Let you go your own way 1069 00:46:37,045 --> 00:46:40,297 Help you find your own way 1070 00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:42,382 Let you off when you're wrong 1071 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:44,009 - If you're wrong - When you're wrong 1072 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:46,803 Right or wrong, The point is, old friends 1073 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:50,390 Shouldn't care if you're wrong 1074 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,601 Should but not for too long 1075 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:54,269 - What's too long? - If you're wrong 1076 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:57,314 - When you're wrong - The thing is, old friends 1077 00:46:57,315 --> 00:46:59,358 Do leave their brands on you 1078 00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:02,569 But old friends shouldn't compete 1079 00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:06,031 Old friends don't make demands on you 1080 00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,783 Should make demands on you 1081 00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:10,035 Well, don't make demands You can't meet 1082 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:13,413 Well, what's the point Of demands you can meet? 1083 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:16,917 Well, there's a time For demands whether you... 1084 00:47:16,918 --> 00:47:18,377 - No, you are never wrong! - If you were right, 1085 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:20,546 - I would be the first one to admit it! - [CLAMORING] 1086 00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:22,548 There is only your way and the wrong way! 1087 00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:24,174 [SCREAMS] 1088 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,884 ALL: Hey, old friends 1089 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:28,262 How do we stay old friends? 1090 00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:30,389 Who is to say, old friends 1091 00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:33,433 How an old friendship survives? 1092 00:47:33,434 --> 00:47:38,063 One day chums having a laugh a minute 1093 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:42,776 One day comes And they're a part of your lives 1094 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:46,780 New friends pour Through the revolving door 1095 00:47:46,781 --> 00:47:48,740 Maybe there's one that's more 1096 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:49,825 Stop. 1097 00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:51,952 If you find one that'll do 1098 00:47:51,953 --> 00:47:53,829 But us, old friends 1099 00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:57,040 What's to discuss, old friends? 1100 00:47:57,041 --> 00:48:00,210 Here's to us 1101 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:03,256 Who's like us? 1102 00:48:04,465 --> 00:48:06,091 Two old friends 1103 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:08,760 Fewer won't do, old friends 1104 00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:10,596 Got to have two old friends 1105 00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:13,682 Helping you balance along 1106 00:48:13,683 --> 00:48:18,687 One upbraids you For your faults and fancies 1107 00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:20,230 One persuades you 1108 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,733 That the other one's wrong 1109 00:48:22,734 --> 00:48:24,443 Most friends fade 1110 00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:25,527 Or they don't make 1111 00:48:25,528 --> 00:48:26,653 Shit. 1112 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,197 The grade New ones are quickly made 1113 00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:32,117 Perfect as long as they're new 1114 00:48:32,118 --> 00:48:33,785 But us, old friends 1115 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:36,705 What's to discuss, old friends? 1116 00:48:36,706 --> 00:48:38,833 Here's to us 1117 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,837 - Who's like us? - [CLEARS THROAT] 1118 00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:46,048 - Ah, okay. - [ALL LAUGH] 1119 00:48:46,049 --> 00:48:47,507 Whoo! 1120 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:54,474 [HARMONIZING] Damn few 1121 00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,186 - [SONG ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1122 00:49:01,856 --> 00:49:02,981 Ah! 1123 00:49:02,982 --> 00:49:04,609 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1124 00:49:09,364 --> 00:49:12,032 Oh, anguish! 1125 00:49:12,033 --> 00:49:14,493 I hate it when I've missed everything. 1126 00:49:14,494 --> 00:49:16,370 The wife here, she misses nothing. 1127 00:49:16,371 --> 00:49:19,539 Well, I had no idea the gang would be dropping in. 1128 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:21,792 My understudy's been going on for the last few weeks, 1129 00:49:21,793 --> 00:49:26,546 and Joe insisted, as a courtesy, I must see her. 1130 00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:30,425 But first, I insisted Joe must see Frank's new apartment. 1131 00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:33,720 Have you ever seen that disaster he was living in? 1132 00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,931 I decorated it. 1133 00:49:35,932 --> 00:49:40,143 I am calling the surgeon general tomorrow to have him cut out my tongue! 1134 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:42,397 Oh, ho, promises, promises. 1135 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,358 Look, Joe, it's Charles. 1136 00:49:46,359 --> 00:49:48,568 [GASPS] Now we can call the night a success. 1137 00:49:48,569 --> 00:49:49,778 [CHUCKLES] Hey, Gussie. 1138 00:49:49,779 --> 00:49:51,406 Um, I didn't hear a doorbell. 1139 00:49:51,698 --> 00:49:54,325 Oh, I bet that's because I didn't ring one. [SCOFFS] 1140 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:55,952 I never do 1141 00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,329 when I have keys. 1142 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:00,872 I'm decorating this pad. 1143 00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:02,624 The price was right. 1144 00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:04,292 - Free. - [CHUCKLES] 1145 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:07,171 Here, I picture all of the furniture in here, 1146 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:11,299 the hues of anemones, 1147 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:12,635 a chair... 1148 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:16,472 a chair, a footstool... 1149 00:50:17,807 --> 00:50:19,099 and a sofa. 1150 00:50:19,100 --> 00:50:21,727 Oh, I should have a brain transplant. 1151 00:50:21,728 --> 00:50:24,771 I forgot we bought this teeny, tiny housewarming nothing, 1152 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,898 - some awesomely expensive champagne. - [IMITATES CORK POPPING] 1153 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,233 I'll open it. 1154 00:50:28,234 --> 00:50:30,652 "Do." All right, I will. 1155 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:32,863 Ugh, I'm gonna go check outside. 1156 00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,948 Always good to see you, Joe. 1157 00:50:34,949 --> 00:50:36,033 And your wife. 1158 00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,244 Joe, precious, there are glasses in the kitchen, 1159 00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:41,789 and it's Frank's house, so he can do the honors. 1160 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,458 - Oh. [CHUCKLES] Mushi-mushi, darling. - I... I... I... 1161 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:45,584 - We have a curtain to make. - Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1162 00:50:45,585 --> 00:50:49,045 Home one day, and already she's ordering me around. 1163 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,798 - GUSSIE: St-- - [LAUGHING] 1164 00:50:53,468 --> 00:50:56,012 How nice to see the old gang. 1165 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,181 [CHUCKLES] 1166 00:50:58,473 --> 00:50:59,474 Can they see us? 1167 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:02,393 FRANK: Yes. 1168 00:51:05,605 --> 00:51:07,314 GUSSIE: I didn't even unpack. 1169 00:51:07,315 --> 00:51:10,066 I've made up my mind. I'm leaving Joe. 1170 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,695 - He'll be destroyed. - Or I will be. 1171 00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:15,530 I'll call you when I arrive at the theater. 1172 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:18,075 - I'm supposed to go out. - Please. 1173 00:51:18,910 --> 00:51:20,702 Please, you've got to wait for my call. 1174 00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:23,164 - Gussie. - I'm desperate. 1175 00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:27,710 I'll wait for your call. 1176 00:51:29,462 --> 00:51:31,087 Consider yourself kissed. 1177 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,173 JOE: You got this guy everything 1178 00:51:33,174 --> 00:51:37,803 anybody could ever want in a kitchen except for glasses. 1179 00:51:37,804 --> 00:51:39,638 FRANK: Here, I'll get them. They're still packed. 1180 00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:42,058 Ugh, eek, look at me. Oh, that means don't. 1181 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,519 I'm going to the little boys' room to repair. 1182 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,021 JOE: That's real first-class champagne. 1183 00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,356 Oh, I don't drink. 1184 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,191 What? Never? 1185 00:51:51,192 --> 00:51:53,485 Mmm, hardly ever. 1186 00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:55,403 No, I'm a very excessive personality. 1187 00:51:55,404 --> 00:51:56,488 [CHUCKLES] 1188 00:51:56,489 --> 00:51:58,740 You know, it's too much caffeine, 1189 00:51:58,741 --> 00:52:00,408 too much cigarettes, too much food. 1190 00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:01,410 Too much Frank. 1191 00:52:01,994 --> 00:52:06,749 Is Frank the only person in the world who doesn't know you're in love with him? 1192 00:52:08,668 --> 00:52:11,337 And how many people know about those two? Oh. 1193 00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:16,466 Uh, I mean, I'm sure there must be one or two... 1194 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,510 [JOE CHUCKLES] 1195 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:20,930 ...who don't. 1196 00:52:21,848 --> 00:52:24,475 I have decided not to know. 1197 00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:27,686 She is now Broadway's hottest star. 1198 00:52:27,687 --> 00:52:30,480 And the guy, he's hot, too, obviously, 1199 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:32,649 in more than one sense. [CHUCKLES] 1200 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,028 I say, let them get it out of their systems. 1201 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:40,365 As long as, please, God, she don't leave me. 1202 00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:41,742 [POURS DRINK] 1203 00:52:42,201 --> 00:52:44,119 MARY: Well, uh... [CHUCKLES] 1204 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,371 I think Frank's being on a boat 1205 00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:48,915 for the last eight months has put an end to it. 1206 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:51,251 Gussie flew over and joined the cruise, you know. 1207 00:52:51,252 --> 00:52:52,586 - What? - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] 1208 00:52:52,587 --> 00:52:54,921 We had no idea Gussie was on the cruise. 1209 00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:56,006 JOE: Mm-hmm. 1210 00:52:56,007 --> 00:52:59,926 It will never cease to amaze me how everyone in this town 1211 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:02,178 knows everything I do. 1212 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,722 It was only for the last two weeks. 1213 00:53:03,723 --> 00:53:04,973 FRANK: Okay. 1214 00:53:04,974 --> 00:53:06,725 Pretend these are champagne glasses. 1215 00:53:06,726 --> 00:53:08,184 GUSSIE: You've got yours. 1216 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,270 Now, Charles... 1217 00:53:10,438 --> 00:53:12,522 - Oh, just one, Joe. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1218 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:13,648 Mary. 1219 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:15,442 No. 1220 00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:16,860 - Thank you. - GUSSIE: Oh. 1221 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,529 Oh, that's right. You never do. 1222 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:21,197 - Well, more for us. - [GUSSIE AND JOE CHUCKLE] 1223 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,824 To our genius. 1224 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:24,659 Thank you. Thank you. 1225 00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:27,370 - It's always nice to be appreciated. - Yes. 1226 00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:30,040 Okay, Gus, curtain, curtain! We got a curtain. 1227 00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:31,625 Oh, pooh. 1228 00:53:31,626 --> 00:53:34,586 But one minute late, God, every column. 1229 00:53:34,587 --> 00:53:38,048 [CHUCKLES] And Frank, we will see you after. 1230 00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:40,091 Oh, uh, Frank's coming with us. 1231 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:41,301 - Oh? - Actually, what I should do 1232 00:53:41,302 --> 00:53:42,928 is stay here and look after Frankie. 1233 00:53:42,929 --> 00:53:44,847 - Frankie's here. - You're kidding, aren't you? 1234 00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:46,514 Oh, now, Mary, 1235 00:53:46,515 --> 00:53:49,435 let's all let Franklin get himself settled in. 1236 00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:52,772 Good night, Mr. All-Work-And-No-Play. 1237 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:57,068 And everybody's favorite, Charley. 1238 00:53:57,526 --> 00:53:58,361 CHARLEY: Hmm. 1239 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,739 Don't you guys stay strangers now. 1240 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,531 CHARLEY: Good night, Joe. MARY: Bye. 1241 00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:04,617 JOE: Yep. 1242 00:54:07,745 --> 00:54:10,455 - So you're really not coming? - FRANK: I can't leave. 1243 00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,833 - [LAUGHING] - Not right now, Mary. 1244 00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:15,962 - Frank... - Just accept that, will you? 1245 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:25,304 Please. 1246 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,775 - Here's to us. - FRANK: Mary. 1247 00:54:38,567 --> 00:54:39,901 MARY: [VOICE BREAKING] Come on, Charley. 1248 00:54:39,902 --> 00:54:43,113 Let's go have ourselves one hell of a time. 1249 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:44,365 CHARLEY: I'll be down in a minute. 1250 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:50,078 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Get rid of Gussie, Frank. 1251 00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:52,331 - Gussie's none of your business, Charley. - But you are. 1252 00:54:52,957 --> 00:54:54,833 Get rid of this whole pathetic life. 1253 00:54:54,834 --> 00:54:57,545 Charley, I love success, okay? 1254 00:54:58,838 --> 00:55:01,966 I love having two out of two shows hit, 1255 00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:04,135 moving up in the world. 1256 00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:07,513 [SIGHS] 1257 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:10,056 Sorry, I need some time to think. 1258 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:11,474 CHARLEY: Okay, well, begin by thinking about 1259 00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:12,976 joining Mary and me tonight. 1260 00:55:12,977 --> 00:55:15,770 Frank, there is something going on with Mary right now, okay? 1261 00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,440 She hasn't written a word since her book took off. 1262 00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:21,860 She needs us. Frank, she needs both of us. 1263 00:55:21,861 --> 00:55:23,653 I made a promise I would wait for a phone call. 1264 00:55:23,654 --> 00:55:25,030 I have to. I promised. 1265 00:55:25,031 --> 00:55:28,325 Wait for her call and get out of it, once and for all. 1266 00:55:29,410 --> 00:55:32,163 Drop Frankie at ours and meet us at the Downtown Club. 1267 00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:36,584 I'll be there. Come here. 1268 00:55:39,045 --> 00:55:40,046 You know I love you. 1269 00:55:42,006 --> 00:55:43,049 I love you. 1270 00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:45,134 I missed you. 1271 00:55:46,844 --> 00:55:47,845 I missed you. 1272 00:55:48,888 --> 00:55:50,555 And I just want us to get back working together. 1273 00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:52,767 Look, get out of here before the both of us start wailing. 1274 00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:56,729 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 1275 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:05,821 [SIGHS] 1276 00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:14,955 [SIGHS] 1277 00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:41,941 [PLAYS LIGHT PIANO RIFF] 1278 00:56:47,488 --> 00:56:49,657 [PLAYS LIGHT PIANO RIFF] 1279 00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:03,754 [PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC] 1280 00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,851 [GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES] 1281 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:29,238 [SINGING] Bum, bum, bum, bum 1282 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:41,792 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING, GROWING UP] 1283 00:57:51,302 --> 00:57:54,305 [HUMMING TO MUSIC] 1284 00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:58,933 Thanks, old friends 1285 00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,936 [HUMMING] 1286 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,691 Keep reminding me 1287 00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,111 Frank's old friends 1288 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:12,740 Always seem to come through 1289 00:58:14,950 --> 00:58:19,204 Frank will, too 1290 00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:21,372 - So, old friends - [ORCHESTRA JOINS IN] 1291 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:25,252 Now it's time to start growing up 1292 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:28,880 Taking charge 1293 00:58:28,881 --> 00:58:32,843 Seeing things as they are 1294 00:58:34,303 --> 00:58:36,137 Facing facts 1295 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:37,931 Not escaping them 1296 00:58:37,932 --> 00:58:41,935 Still with dreams, just reshaping them 1297 00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:43,437 Growing up 1298 00:58:44,772 --> 00:58:46,481 Charley is a hothead 1299 00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:47,816 Charley won't budge 1300 00:58:48,651 --> 00:58:50,986 Charley is a friend 1301 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,780 Charley is a screamer 1302 00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:55,490 Charley won't bend 1303 00:58:55,491 --> 00:58:57,534 Charley's in your corner 1304 00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:01,705 Mary is a dreamer, Mary's a friend 1305 00:59:02,331 --> 00:59:04,041 Mary is a nudge 1306 00:59:05,459 --> 00:59:07,293 Mary is a purist 1307 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:08,795 Charley's a judge 1308 00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:10,505 Charley is a dropout 1309 00:59:10,506 --> 00:59:12,090 Everything's a cop-out 1310 00:59:12,091 --> 00:59:15,134 Why is it old friends Don't want old friends 1311 00:59:15,135 --> 00:59:18,888 To change? 1312 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:21,891 Every road has a turning 1313 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:26,939 That's the way you keep learning 1314 00:59:33,362 --> 00:59:36,197 So, old friends 1315 00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:39,285 Don't you see we can have it all? 1316 00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:43,246 Moving on 1317 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:46,000 Getting out of the past 1318 00:59:48,669 --> 00:59:50,753 Solving dreams 1319 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,588 Not just trusting them 1320 00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:56,342 Taking dreams, readjusting them 1321 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,053 Growing up 1322 00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:03,391 Growing up 1323 01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:05,268 Trying things 1324 01:00:05,269 --> 01:00:07,312 Being flexible 1325 01:00:07,313 --> 01:00:11,190 Bending with the road 1326 01:00:11,191 --> 01:00:13,067 Adding dreams 1327 01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:16,196 When the others don't last 1328 01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:20,616 Growing up 1329 01:00:20,617 --> 01:00:26,080 Understanding that growing never ends 1330 01:00:26,081 --> 01:00:28,042 Like old dreams 1331 01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:34,423 Some old dreams 1332 01:00:35,466 --> 01:00:37,760 Like old friends 1333 01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:49,438 [HUMMING] 1334 01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:03,035 [MUSIC ENDS] 1335 01:01:04,912 --> 01:01:06,038 Don't stop. 1336 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:08,999 I thought you were going to call. 1337 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,251 I said I had a headache and had the car bring me back here. 1338 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:13,670 I have plans, Gussie. 1339 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,798 I'm going to meet Mary and Charley. 1340 01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:18,174 And there's something I have to say to you. 1341 01:01:18,175 --> 01:01:19,468 - I think that it's... - Frank! 1342 01:01:20,928 --> 01:01:22,387 I did it. 1343 01:01:22,388 --> 01:01:25,139 I had the driver take my things to a hotel. 1344 01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:26,475 Gussie, don't. No, you can't do that. 1345 01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:29,143 We've already destroyed one marriage. 1346 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:31,355 I could never live with you leaving Joe for me. 1347 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:34,066 - I'm leaving him for me. - FRANK: But why? 1348 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:36,526 Why suddenly? Why tonight? 1349 01:01:36,527 --> 01:01:39,071 I saw tonight I could lose you. 1350 01:01:42,658 --> 01:01:43,951 My friends are waiting. 1351 01:01:45,661 --> 01:01:47,579 Your friends will be there for you tomorrow. 1352 01:01:47,955 --> 01:01:49,247 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] 1353 01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:51,458 I need you tonight. 1354 01:01:53,961 --> 01:01:56,379 Life is knowing 1355 01:01:56,380 --> 01:02:00,007 What you want 1356 01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:01,551 Darling 1357 01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:04,137 That's the only thing 1358 01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:08,766 To know 1359 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:13,063 As I told you moons ago 1360 01:02:13,647 --> 01:02:15,523 Darling 1361 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:19,278 Nothing wrong with wanting 1362 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:26,201 Nothing wrong with wanting me 1363 01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:28,369 Darling 1364 01:02:28,370 --> 01:02:30,914 Also, nothing wrong with 1365 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,667 Not 1366 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:37,170 Though it's only fair 1367 01:02:37,171 --> 01:02:40,381 That you should be aware 1368 01:02:40,382 --> 01:02:45,804 That I want you a lot 1369 01:02:48,474 --> 01:02:50,391 Growing up 1370 01:02:50,392 --> 01:02:55,521 Means admitting The things you want the most 1371 01:02:55,522 --> 01:02:57,356 Can't pursue 1372 01:02:57,357 --> 01:03:02,612 Every possible line 1373 01:03:02,613 --> 01:03:04,363 Letting go 1374 01:03:04,364 --> 01:03:06,115 Making choices 1375 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:09,619 Ignoring all other voices 1376 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:13,789 Including mine 1377 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:19,379 You're divine 1378 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:24,926 You decide on what you want 1379 01:03:24,927 --> 01:03:26,385 Darling 1380 01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:28,763 Not on what you think 1381 01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:32,017 You should 1382 01:03:32,893 --> 01:03:36,646 Not on what you want to want 1383 01:03:36,647 --> 01:03:38,606 Darling 1384 01:03:38,607 --> 01:03:42,486 Not from force of habit 1385 01:03:44,530 --> 01:03:48,908 Once it's clearly understood 1386 01:03:48,909 --> 01:03:50,576 Darling 1387 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:54,498 Better go and grab it 1388 01:03:56,041 --> 01:04:00,836 Things can slip away for good 1389 01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,421 Darling 1390 01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:07,510 What is it you really 1391 01:04:07,511 --> 01:04:08,845 Hmm? 1392 01:04:39,876 --> 01:04:41,878 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, THIRD TRANSITION] 1393 01:04:46,425 --> 01:04:50,428 - [SINGING] Yesterday is done - Yesterday is done 1394 01:04:50,429 --> 01:04:54,599 - See the pretty countryside - See the pretty countryside 1395 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:58,686 Merrily we roll along, roll along 1396 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,316 Gathering dreams 1397 01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:07,111 MEN: Traveling's the fun WOMEN: Traveling's the fun 1398 01:05:07,112 --> 01:05:11,365 Flashing by the countryside 1399 01:05:11,366 --> 01:05:15,703 ALL: Everybody merrily, merrily 1400 01:05:15,704 --> 01:05:19,749 Following dreams 1401 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:32,345 Rolling along 1402 01:05:32,346 --> 01:05:33,512 Rolling a... 1403 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,056 [GAVEL BANGING] 1404 01:05:35,057 --> 01:05:38,225 JUDGE: In the case of Shepard v. Shepard, 1405 01:05:38,226 --> 01:05:39,977 after serious consideration, 1406 01:05:39,978 --> 01:05:42,271 I have made a decision to close this courtroom 1407 01:05:42,272 --> 01:05:44,523 to both the press and the public. 1408 01:05:44,524 --> 01:05:48,069 After a one-hour recess, we will reconvene behind closed doors 1409 01:05:48,070 --> 01:05:50,029 - with the next subpoenaed witness. - [CAMERA CLICKS] 1410 01:05:50,030 --> 01:05:52,114 This court is now adjourned. 1411 01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:53,199 - [GAVEL BANGING] - PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey! 1412 01:05:53,200 --> 01:05:54,784 You missed the star going in. 1413 01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,369 Stay close. We'll try to grab her coming out. 1414 01:05:56,370 --> 01:05:58,204 I left as soon as the peace march broke. 1415 01:05:58,205 --> 01:05:59,455 - What do you got? - Composer's wife, 1416 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,916 who wants every last cent, plus the kid. 1417 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:04,210 This cat's gonna be lucky if they let him keep his clothes. 1418 01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:06,212 I thought you got something hot. 1419 01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:09,715 After the judge reads the deposition from the star witness 1420 01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:12,593 and suddenly closes the courtroom to the public, 1421 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:15,346 trust me, I got something hot. [CHUCKLES] 1422 01:06:15,347 --> 01:06:17,223 You're a big star. You got to know better. 1423 01:06:17,224 --> 01:06:19,558 It's an innocent little friendship 1424 01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:21,102 that's been blown totally out of proportion. 1425 01:06:21,103 --> 01:06:23,062 KT: Hold it. Miss Carnegie, why were you subpoenaed? 1426 01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:26,232 Financial records, percentage chazerei. 1427 01:06:26,233 --> 01:06:28,984 Miss Carnegie, how are you two involved in this scandal? 1428 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,987 - We are not involved. - And it is not a scandal. 1429 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:33,531 We have no comment. 1430 01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:35,616 Can you tell us why you were subpoenaed to testify today? 1431 01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:36,701 The wife and me? 1432 01:06:36,702 --> 01:06:38,452 We are Mr. Shepard's best friends, I guess, is why. 1433 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:40,705 Do you not understand that we have no comment? 1434 01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:41,956 - [SCOFFS] - Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1435 01:06:41,957 --> 01:06:43,124 - [REPORTERS CLAMORING] - I'm very sorry. 1436 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:47,545 And the public knows "no comment" means guilty as hell. 1437 01:06:47,546 --> 01:06:49,964 Do you have any statement for the press, Counselor? 1438 01:06:49,965 --> 01:06:51,465 I have no statement. Stay with me. 1439 01:06:51,466 --> 01:06:55,469 I understand that Gussie Carnegie is scheduled to testify this afternoon 1440 01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:56,887 - in a closed courtroom. - That's what we understand. 1441 01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:58,472 - Why? - We have no idea. 1442 01:06:58,473 --> 01:07:01,142 Maybe Mr. Shepard can explain. Isn't Mr. Shepard coming out? 1443 01:07:01,143 --> 01:07:03,185 Mr. Shepard just left by a side exit. 1444 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:05,479 PHOTOGRAPHER: I know that exit! Come on! 1445 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,107 Go get him, Charley. 1446 01:07:08,191 --> 01:07:10,359 Frank, Frank, this has gone on long enough. 1447 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:12,528 Yeah, we all think you should just get out of this any way you can. 1448 01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,363 - Give Beth whatever she wants. - Charley, she wants everything. 1449 01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:15,573 JEROME: I warned you in the beginning, Frank. 1450 01:07:15,574 --> 01:07:16,949 Settle for whatever, but settle. 1451 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:19,952 A woman charging abandonment of a wife and child, come on! 1452 01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:22,204 Beth wants to move back to Houston with my son, 1453 01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,622 and I will never allow that, never. 1454 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:25,750 You know what they're planning to do today, Frank. 1455 01:07:25,751 --> 01:07:27,960 With Beth sitting there, with your kid on her lap. 1456 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:29,712 MARY: Just stop it now, Frank. Walk away. 1457 01:07:29,713 --> 01:07:31,839 - Take a trip. - Save yourself all this pain. 1458 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,550 - I cannot just lose my family. - Frank, I've taken that yacht. 1459 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:36,969 Come on the cruise. Get away. Get some rest. 1460 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:38,846 Yeah, and when you come back, you can stay with me. 1461 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:40,973 Just go, Frank. We all want you out of this. 1462 01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:43,059 - Just get away. - I can't live without my son. 1463 01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:44,644 Beth. 1464 01:07:45,812 --> 01:07:46,937 - Beth! - FRANK JR.: Daddy! 1465 01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,481 I am not gonna give up, Jerome. 1466 01:07:48,482 --> 01:07:50,024 - Daddy, wait for me. - Don't be a fool, Elizabeth. 1467 01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:51,067 I said wait. 1468 01:07:52,152 --> 01:07:54,612 Honey, Mommy will be right back, okay? 1469 01:07:54,613 --> 01:07:55,946 You go with Grandpa. 1470 01:07:55,947 --> 01:07:58,073 - Your mother would turn over in her grave. - Daddy! Daddy! 1471 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,744 Daddy! I want to see my daddy! 1472 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,461 - I want you to give up, Frank. - FRANK: Never. 1473 01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:12,588 You're not gonna like what you hear this afternoon. 1474 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:13,881 It's not life without my son. 1475 01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:15,674 I am not out to hurt you, Frank, 1476 01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:17,843 but I will hurt you if I have to. 1477 01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:20,638 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, NOT A DAY GOES BY] 1478 01:08:20,639 --> 01:08:22,015 How is Frankie? 1479 01:08:25,018 --> 01:08:27,020 How do you think he is, Frank? 1480 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,606 I keep thinking, "I could have stopped it." 1481 01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,399 I was warned about Gussie. 1482 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:33,776 I could have stopped it. 1483 01:08:33,777 --> 01:08:34,820 Do you still love me? 1484 01:08:37,405 --> 01:08:38,907 Did you sleep with her, Frank? 1485 01:08:41,368 --> 01:08:42,828 Do you still love me? 1486 01:08:45,330 --> 01:08:48,625 [SINGING] Not a day goes by 1487 01:08:50,669 --> 01:08:53,421 Not a single day 1488 01:08:55,465 --> 01:09:00,427 But you're somewhere a part of my life 1489 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:03,889 And it looks like you'll stay 1490 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:08,853 As the days go by 1491 01:09:08,854 --> 01:09:10,771 I keep thinking 1492 01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:13,816 When does it end? 1493 01:09:13,817 --> 01:09:17,654 Where's the day I'll have started forgetting? 1494 01:09:18,572 --> 01:09:22,074 But I just go on thinking and sweating 1495 01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:24,410 And cursing and crying 1496 01:09:24,411 --> 01:09:26,745 And turning and reaching 1497 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:28,789 And waking and dying 1498 01:09:28,790 --> 01:09:31,501 [VOICE CRACKS] And, no 1499 01:09:32,127 --> 01:09:36,922 Not a day goes by 1500 01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:40,510 Not a blessed day 1501 01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:48,142 But you're still somehow Part of my life 1502 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:52,021 And you won't go away 1503 01:09:52,022 --> 01:09:57,234 So there's hell to pay 1504 01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:03,240 And until I die 1505 01:10:03,241 --> 01:10:08,579 [CRYING] I'll die day after day After day after day 1506 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,958 After day after day after day 1507 01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:26,765 Till the days go by 1508 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,523 [SOBBING] 1509 01:10:37,192 --> 01:10:38,985 Did you sleep with Gussie? 1510 01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:49,536 [SONG ENDS] 1511 01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:50,914 I love you, Beth. 1512 01:10:51,957 --> 01:10:53,917 [SOBBING SOFTLY] 1513 01:10:55,794 --> 01:10:58,837 Did you want that life so much that you went with her? 1514 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:00,423 I will always love you. 1515 01:11:04,803 --> 01:11:06,429 But did you? 1516 01:11:13,478 --> 01:11:14,479 Yes. 1517 01:11:15,438 --> 01:11:17,399 [SOBBING SOFTLY] 1518 01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:22,820 - Frank, I want us to... - Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! 1519 01:11:22,821 --> 01:11:24,196 Frankie, you're to stay with Grandpa. 1520 01:11:24,197 --> 01:11:25,698 He's my child, too. Get out of here! 1521 01:11:25,699 --> 01:11:28,742 Franklin, I can't! I can't live like this, Frank! 1522 01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:30,036 - I can't! - For God's sakes, wait! 1523 01:11:32,372 --> 01:11:33,456 Are you satisfied? 1524 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:35,333 It's my job, man. 1525 01:11:35,875 --> 01:11:38,168 - Then go find a decent one, man! - MARY: Careful! 1526 01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:39,253 - Whoa, whoa! - Come on, Frank! 1527 01:11:39,254 --> 01:11:40,754 CHARLEY: Break it up, Frank! MARY: Stop it! 1528 01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:42,881 - Stop this. Stop. - [SOBBING] 1529 01:11:42,882 --> 01:11:46,844 I'll kill these photos, genius, but you owe me one. 1530 01:11:46,845 --> 01:11:47,846 Right? 1531 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:50,348 [SOBBING CONTINUES] 1532 01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:56,228 MARY: Frank, we want you to just get away. 1533 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:57,480 Hold me, Mary. 1534 01:11:58,398 --> 01:12:00,858 All I want to do is get back to work! I have to work! 1535 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,109 No, you're in no shape to write, pal. 1536 01:12:02,110 --> 01:12:05,029 - Look, just go off with Tyler for a while. - I don't want to go away! 1537 01:12:05,030 --> 01:12:06,905 I am your agent, and I'm telling you, 1538 01:12:06,906 --> 01:12:09,075 - now is not the time to work. - I love you, Frank. 1539 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:15,164 [STUTTERING] And Charley loves you, all right? 1540 01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:16,540 You just listen to us. 1541 01:12:16,541 --> 01:12:17,875 [LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, NOW YOU KNOW] 1542 01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:20,919 Living well is the best revenge. 1543 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:22,921 [SINGING] So you made a mistake So you're singing the blues 1544 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:25,382 So you'll take some time Go visit some places 1545 01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,800 You gotta be somewhere 1546 01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:28,677 Where there's nothing to remind you 1547 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:29,762 Right? 1548 01:12:29,763 --> 01:12:31,847 What you need is a break I'll arrange a nice cruise 1549 01:12:31,848 --> 01:12:34,099 You'll relax a bit And see some new faces 1550 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:37,394 You gotta do something Only never look behind you 1551 01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:38,479 GROUP: Right? 1552 01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:43,650 Best thing that ever Could have happened 1553 01:12:43,651 --> 01:12:44,735 Right. 1554 01:12:44,736 --> 01:12:46,612 So you'll sit in the sun You'll come back with a tan 1555 01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:48,989 Then we'll do that show You've always been talking 1556 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:51,784 The side is retired So we start another inning 1557 01:12:51,785 --> 01:12:52,785 Right? 1558 01:12:52,786 --> 01:12:54,995 - On a boat is such fun - You'll come back a changed man 1559 01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:57,498 I've had lots of guests And no one's squawking 1560 01:12:57,499 --> 01:13:00,000 Feels like an ending But it's really a beginning 1561 01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:01,376 CHARLEY AND MARY: Right? 1562 01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:02,836 SCOTTY: Best thing That ever could have happened 1563 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:04,338 Best thing that ever Could have happened 1564 01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:05,589 - I say, best thing... - [OVERLAPPING SINGING] 1565 01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:07,592 It was all getting much too complicated 1566 01:13:08,218 --> 01:13:09,844 - Right! - [SINGING STOPS] 1567 01:13:11,304 --> 01:13:12,387 All right. 1568 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,264 - [JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING] - [SINGING] Now you know life is crummy 1569 01:13:14,265 --> 01:13:16,266 Well, now you know 1570 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:17,726 I mean, big surprise 1571 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,812 People love you and tell you lies 1572 01:13:19,813 --> 01:13:22,147 Bricks can tumble From clear blue skies 1573 01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:24,900 Put your dimple down, now you know 1574 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:27,611 Okay, there you go That's the sum of it 1575 01:13:27,612 --> 01:13:29,780 Now you know 1576 01:13:29,781 --> 01:13:31,865 It's called flowers wilt It's called apples rot 1577 01:13:31,866 --> 01:13:34,284 It's called thieves get rich And saints get shot 1578 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:36,578 It's called God don't Answer prayers a lot 1579 01:13:36,579 --> 01:13:42,668 Okay, now you know 1580 01:13:42,669 --> 01:13:45,462 Now forget it Don't fall apart at the seams 1581 01:13:45,463 --> 01:13:48,215 It's called letting go your illusions 1582 01:13:48,216 --> 01:13:50,092 And don't confuse them with dreams 1583 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:51,927 If the going's slow 1584 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,763 Don't regret it And don't let's go to extremes 1585 01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:56,557 It's called what's your choice 1586 01:13:56,558 --> 01:13:57,641 It's called count to ten 1587 01:13:57,642 --> 01:13:59,643 It's called burn your bridges Start again 1588 01:13:59,644 --> 01:14:01,812 You should burn them Every now and then 1589 01:14:01,813 --> 01:14:04,064 Or you'll never grow 1590 01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:06,650 Because now you grow That's the killer 1591 01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:08,277 Is now you grow 1592 01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:09,903 You're right, nothing's fair 1593 01:14:09,904 --> 01:14:10,988 And it's all a plot 1594 01:14:10,989 --> 01:14:12,698 And tomorrow doesn't look too hot 1595 01:14:12,699 --> 01:14:13,824 Right? 1596 01:14:13,825 --> 01:14:17,119 You better look at what you got 1597 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,453 Over here 1598 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:21,707 Hello? 1599 01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:24,710 Okay, now you know 1600 01:14:24,711 --> 01:14:25,794 Right? 1601 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:28,589 GROUP: So you find a new gal So you write a new play 1602 01:14:28,590 --> 01:14:30,591 In a month or two You're going to thank us 1603 01:14:30,592 --> 01:14:31,967 You may have missed one road 1604 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:33,260 But there's plenty more to follow 1605 01:14:33,261 --> 01:14:34,344 Right? 1606 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:35,512 We'll go through the canal 1607 01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:36,763 Up the coast to L.A. 1608 01:14:36,764 --> 01:14:39,099 You'll come see the place I'm building at Trancas 1609 01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:41,852 Hang around here, pal And you're only gonna wallow 1610 01:14:41,853 --> 01:14:42,936 Right? 1611 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:46,523 Best thing that ever could have 1612 01:14:46,524 --> 01:14:48,901 I mean, you'll come back I mean, what's the fuss? 1613 01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:50,402 I mean, sea and sun and comfort plus 1614 01:14:50,403 --> 01:14:51,486 Happened 1615 01:14:51,487 --> 01:14:53,947 I mean, after all, you still got us 1616 01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:57,201 GROUP: Best thing That ever could have happened 1617 01:14:57,202 --> 01:15:00,621 It was all getting Much too complicated 1618 01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:03,373 Best thing that ever Could have happened 1619 01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,500 Right, you gotta let go Gotta do it from scratch 1620 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,502 Take a long, deep breath Go back to your sources 1621 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,755 A little vacation Which is all about forgetting 1622 01:15:09,756 --> 01:15:11,298 - Right? Right! - GROUP: Right. 1623 01:15:11,299 --> 01:15:12,925 Then we'll do a new show No, we'll do a whole batch 1624 01:15:12,926 --> 01:15:14,843 Maybe one that's all about divorces 1625 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,053 I mean, a divorce court 1626 01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,471 What a fascinating setting, right? 1627 01:15:17,472 --> 01:15:18,597 GROUP: Right. FRANK: Right. 1628 01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:20,766 GROUP I: Best thing that ever Could have happened 1629 01:15:20,767 --> 01:15:21,850 GROUP II: Yesterday is done 1630 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,602 GROUP I: Best thing that Ever could have happened 1631 01:15:23,603 --> 01:15:25,395 GROUP II: See the pretty countryside 1632 01:15:25,396 --> 01:15:27,105 GROUP III: So you'll sit in the sun You'll come back with a tan 1633 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:30,275 GROUP II: Soon enough you're merrily, merrily 1634 01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:33,862 - Rolling along - CHORUS: It's your time, your time 1635 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:37,742 GROUP II: Rolling along CHORUS: It's your time 1636 01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:40,787 [EXCITED CHATTER] 1637 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,667 What's your choice? It's called count to ten 1638 01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:48,585 It's called burn your bridges Start again 1639 01:15:48,586 --> 01:15:50,462 You should burn them Every now and then 1640 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:52,214 - Or you'll never grow - [IMPERCEPTIBLE] 1641 01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:54,299 Because now you grow, life's a killer 1642 01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:56,093 So now you grow 1643 01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:58,262 MARY: You're right Nothing's fair and it's all a plot 1644 01:15:58,263 --> 01:16:00,305 And tomorrow doesn't look too hot 1645 01:16:00,306 --> 01:16:01,265 CHORUS: Right. 1646 01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:04,017 You better look at what you got 1647 01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:05,894 CHORUS: Over here, hello? 1648 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:08,397 GROUP I: Hello? GROUP II: Hello? 1649 01:16:08,398 --> 01:16:10,357 GROUP I: Over here, hello GROUP II: Now you know it 1650 01:16:10,358 --> 01:16:16,530 GROUP I: It's here, hello, hello GROUP II: Now you know it 1651 01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:17,572 - Right! - Right! 1652 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:18,615 - Write! - Right! 1653 01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:21,201 - Right! Right! Right! Right! - Right! Right! Right! Right! 1654 01:16:21,202 --> 01:16:23,704 - I love you, Frank! - [INCOHERENT YELLING] 1655 01:16:23,705 --> 01:16:25,498 CHORUS: Now you know! 1656 01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:27,542 - [SONG ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1657 01:16:37,302 --> 01:16:39,554 [SULTRY MUSIC PLAYING, GUSSIE'S OPENING NUMBER] 1658 01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:50,064 [SINGING] He's only a boy 1659 01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:55,444 Why do I think he loves me? 1660 01:16:55,445 --> 01:17:00,032 Maybe he loves what I can do for him 1661 01:17:00,033 --> 01:17:04,411 Maybe he thinks that I'll come through for him 1662 01:17:04,412 --> 01:17:08,707 Maybe the moon is cheese 1663 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,418 And yet maybe 1664 01:17:11,419 --> 01:17:13,837 Maybe 1665 01:17:13,838 --> 01:17:18,550 Something real is happening here 1666 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,719 But, baby 1667 01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:23,221 You're a baby 1668 01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:26,016 And the man I'm married to 1669 01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:31,313 Needs me near 1670 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:32,606 Ha! 1671 01:17:32,607 --> 01:17:33,690 Okay 1672 01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:39,822 The moon is cheese 1673 01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:44,284 And I love the guy I shouldn't 1674 01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:46,828 And I don't the one I should 1675 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:48,372 Ah, but love is blind 1676 01:17:48,373 --> 01:17:51,625 And I go for the kind That I finally find 1677 01:17:51,626 --> 01:17:53,960 Is no good 1678 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:57,631 - Ah - BACKUP SINGERS: Is no good 1679 01:17:57,632 --> 01:18:02,803 And as we're going along 1680 01:18:02,804 --> 01:18:07,350 You take for granted Some love will wear away 1681 01:18:07,934 --> 01:18:11,228 We took for granted a lot 1682 01:18:11,229 --> 01:18:12,813 But still I say 1683 01:18:12,814 --> 01:18:16,441 We could have kept on growing 1684 01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:18,235 Growing, bop 1685 01:18:18,236 --> 01:18:20,278 Instead of just kept on 1686 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:22,948 BACKUP SINGERS: Kept on growing 1687 01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:25,534 On 1688 01:18:25,535 --> 01:18:28,870 - We had a good thing going - BACKUP SINGERS: Ba, ba-da, ba-da 1689 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:30,122 BACKUP SINGERS: Going 1690 01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:32,458 - Going - BACKUP SINGERS: Gone 1691 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:38,255 - [BACKUP SINGERS SCATTING] - Gone 1692 01:18:38,256 --> 01:18:40,006 BACKUP SINGERS: Going 1693 01:18:40,007 --> 01:18:42,801 BACKUP SINGERS: Gone 1694 01:18:42,802 --> 01:18:44,804 - [SONG ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1695 01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:48,140 Just in time, but we got to go fast. 1696 01:18:48,141 --> 01:18:49,392 We're gonna make it just in time for the ending! 1697 01:18:50,935 --> 01:18:52,310 [WHIMPERING] 1698 01:18:52,311 --> 01:18:54,312 - Shh! - Shush! 1699 01:18:54,313 --> 01:18:56,731 You got an opening night inside, or did you forget? 1700 01:18:56,732 --> 01:18:59,109 We're sorry, we're very sorry, but something amazing happened. 1701 01:18:59,110 --> 01:19:00,819 Ah, I'll say amazing. 1702 01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:03,947 When, suddenly, right before the 11:00 number, 1703 01:19:03,948 --> 01:19:07,033 the whole pack of you jumps right out of your seats, 1704 01:19:07,034 --> 01:19:09,036 turns and runs straight up the center aisle, like a bunch of... 1705 01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:11,997 - like a bunch of meshuggeners. - Yes. 1706 01:19:11,998 --> 01:19:13,123 It... It was Evelyn. 1707 01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:14,875 Suddenly, just like that, she went into labor. 1708 01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:16,543 And being Evelyn, she didn't tell us 1709 01:19:16,544 --> 01:19:18,587 until her pains were only five minutes apart. 1710 01:19:18,588 --> 01:19:20,797 We just a second ago got her into a cab. 1711 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:22,257 What in the hell are you doing here? 1712 01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:23,758 No, my wife would not let me into the cab. 1713 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,386 Evelyn refused to let Charley miss our first opening night. 1714 01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:28,263 She even brought a tape recorder to record the applause. 1715 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:31,433 [CHUCKLES] From your mouth to God's ear. 1716 01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:33,810 At the very second the applause is over, Charley, I have that cab waiting. 1717 01:19:33,811 --> 01:19:36,104 We are gonna fly to the hospital in record time. 1718 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:37,482 - I promise. - Shh. 1719 01:19:40,359 --> 01:19:41,944 They're quiet. 1720 01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:43,946 Very quiet. 1721 01:19:44,614 --> 01:19:46,031 When an audience is quiet like that, 1722 01:19:46,032 --> 01:19:49,368 it means that they are really concentrating. 1723 01:19:52,872 --> 01:19:54,080 "Shut up, Mary." 1724 01:19:54,081 --> 01:19:56,291 We should go back in for the closing. 1725 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:57,626 [STAMMERS] 1726 01:19:57,627 --> 01:19:59,294 I didn't mean "the closing." 1727 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:02,422 Okay, Mama, now, the cab there with the meter running is for Charley, 1728 01:20:02,423 --> 01:20:04,257 so you and Daddy take the one right behind it. 1729 01:20:04,258 --> 01:20:06,134 And I will see you very soon, little bit, and I'll tell you 1730 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,219 every single thing that happened. 1731 01:20:07,220 --> 01:20:09,054 Oh, I wanted him to be here opening night. 1732 01:20:09,055 --> 01:20:11,515 - Oh, Frank, he's been here opening night. - [FRANK CHUCKLES] 1733 01:20:11,516 --> 01:20:13,475 - Mwah! We love you very much. - [CAB HORN HONKING] 1734 01:20:13,476 --> 01:20:15,143 And we thank you very much. 1735 01:20:15,144 --> 01:20:16,478 MR. SPENCER: I don't understand 1736 01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:20,273 why in hell any human being in his right mind would... 1737 01:20:20,274 --> 01:20:24,111 - Ever, ever live in New York City. - ALL: Ever, ever live in New York City. 1738 01:20:26,364 --> 01:20:27,864 Charley, let's do another show. 1739 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:30,116 BETH: Yes. MARY: Yes, and then another, 1740 01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:31,326 and then another, and then another. 1741 01:20:31,327 --> 01:20:34,121 Yeah, and, and... 1742 01:20:34,747 --> 01:20:36,207 I'll produce it. 1743 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,166 Wait a minute, Joe. 1744 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,001 You'll produce "Take a Left"? 1745 01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:41,545 [LAUGHS] 1746 01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:43,797 First I say, get yourselves a couple of hits. 1747 01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:45,715 Show 'em you can make money. 1748 01:20:45,716 --> 01:20:49,761 Then, then you can do that political flop 1749 01:20:49,762 --> 01:20:52,807 and show 'em you got... [SCOFFS] ...integrity. 1750 01:20:53,474 --> 01:20:56,893 Me, I got such an idea for you guys, so commercial. 1751 01:20:56,894 --> 01:21:00,523 First you'll hate it, then you'll love it. 1752 01:21:01,399 --> 01:21:04,568 Frank, you know I never say anything, but I'm gonna say this. 1753 01:21:04,569 --> 01:21:09,656 For me, for me, just do one more for Joe, and then you can go and do "Take a Left." 1754 01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:10,865 I know the kind of music I want to write. 1755 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,867 I also know that it's very hard on you right now, 1756 01:21:12,868 --> 01:21:14,661 but Beth, I am asking you to trust me. 1757 01:21:14,662 --> 01:21:16,037 And I am asking you to trust me. 1758 01:21:16,038 --> 01:21:19,249 Beth, guys, right now is the time. You got to do your own stuff. 1759 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,917 Mary, you don't have a child 1760 01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:22,377 and you just had yourself a bestseller, 1761 01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:24,337 so that's very easy for you to say. 1762 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:26,798 Yeah, Beth, trust me, success ain't all it's cracked up to be. 1763 01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:29,594 I think Charley and I will handle success very well. 1764 01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:32,804 Look how well we've handled failure. 1765 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:34,514 [CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1766 01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:35,682 [STAMMERS] 1767 01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:36,934 [IMITATES CORK POPPING] 1768 01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:40,812 - [SINGING] Listen to that - [IT'S A HIT PLAYING] 1769 01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:43,232 - Will you listen to that - [HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1770 01:21:45,109 --> 01:21:47,444 Do you know what that means? 1771 01:21:47,445 --> 01:21:49,029 Let me tell you what that means 1772 01:21:49,030 --> 01:21:51,031 Wait, no, anyone who even thinks it 1773 01:21:51,032 --> 01:21:53,366 Don't say it, you'll jinx it 1774 01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:56,537 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 1775 01:21:58,623 --> 01:22:01,124 - Listen to that - [LAUGHING] 1776 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,668 Did you listen to that? 1777 01:22:03,669 --> 01:22:05,712 Does that make you feel proud? 1778 01:22:05,713 --> 01:22:07,547 Well, feel more than just proud 1779 01:22:07,548 --> 01:22:09,215 Okay, wait, I'll tempt fate 1780 01:22:09,216 --> 01:22:13,094 And I'll state it out loud 1781 01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:15,389 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE] 1782 01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:23,313 That's the sound 1783 01:22:23,314 --> 01:22:26,609 Of a 1784 01:22:28,736 --> 01:22:29,861 Hit 1785 01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:31,696 It's a hit 1786 01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:35,200 Gang, I think this is it 1787 01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:38,453 No more writing clever little shows 1788 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:41,331 For those basement saloons 1789 01:22:41,332 --> 01:22:43,875 No more proclamations from the pros 1790 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,377 That you can't hum the tune 1791 01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:47,337 No more sneaking in at intermission 1792 01:22:47,338 --> 01:22:48,838 To the plays you wish you could afford 1793 01:22:48,839 --> 01:22:50,632 Or producers having you audition 1794 01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,509 Whenever they're bored 1795 01:22:52,510 --> 01:22:55,512 And who say right away As you play the first chord 1796 01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:57,931 "Boys, boys, it's very... 1797 01:22:57,932 --> 01:23:00,642 - "What is the word? Interesting. - [OTHERS GROAN] 1798 01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:01,893 "And if I had the slightest belief 1799 01:23:01,894 --> 01:23:05,313 "any audiences would come, I would do it in a minute. 1800 01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,606 "Next!" 1801 01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:08,274 We're a hit, we're a hit 1802 01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:10,026 Standing up, the whole bit 1803 01:23:10,027 --> 01:23:11,861 No more coaching those sopranos 1804 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:13,238 With voices like bees 1805 01:23:13,239 --> 01:23:16,449 No more secondhand pianos With six broken keys 1806 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:17,951 No more agents giving you opinions 1807 01:23:17,952 --> 01:23:19,869 As they turn you over to their minions 1808 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,162 GROUP: As for these guarantees 1809 01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:22,664 We should please thank the Lord 1810 01:23:22,665 --> 01:23:24,249 It's a hit, it's a hit 1811 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:26,167 Will my folks have a fit 1812 01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:28,628 After all of that baloney They made me go through 1813 01:23:28,629 --> 01:23:30,630 All that, "Honey, not that he's a phony 1814 01:23:30,631 --> 01:23:32,590 "But what does he do?" 1815 01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:35,635 Will their faces be stony When they see on their Sony 1816 01:23:35,636 --> 01:23:39,473 Someone handing the phony a Tony Award 1817 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:42,308 I would like to begin by thanking 1818 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:44,853 all the hundreds of people who have turned down 1819 01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:46,772 every show I have ever written 1820 01:23:47,314 --> 01:23:51,151 so that I could win tonight for this one. 1821 01:23:51,152 --> 01:23:54,279 [CROWD CHEERING OVER TAPE RECORDER] 1822 01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:55,530 Thank you. 1823 01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:58,116 Listen to that Will you listen to that 1824 01:23:58,117 --> 01:24:00,076 Tell me, is that a noise Or is that a noise? 1825 01:24:00,077 --> 01:24:01,369 That is a noise we've been waiting 1826 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,787 The whole of our lives to hear 1827 01:24:02,788 --> 01:24:04,289 BETH: Listen to that FRANK: Listen to that 1828 01:24:04,290 --> 01:24:05,415 - Will you listen to that - To that 1829 01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:07,250 - Honey, is that a noise - I can't stand it 1830 01:24:07,251 --> 01:24:08,918 Or is that a noise? That is the loveliest noise 1831 01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:10,754 For a breadwinning wife to hear 1832 01:24:10,755 --> 01:24:12,088 Listen to that, that's obscene 1833 01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:13,298 - JOE: Listen to that - Listen to that 1834 01:24:13,299 --> 01:24:14,674 That is a noise, that is really a 1835 01:24:14,675 --> 01:24:16,468 That's the noise I've been waiting 1836 01:24:16,469 --> 01:24:17,761 - My life to hear - [OVERLAPPING SINGING] 1837 01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:19,262 Listen to that, listen to that 1838 01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:22,098 ALL: Will you listen to that Will you listen to that 1839 01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:26,227 That's the sound of An audience losing its mind 1840 01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:30,482 It's the Pope on his balcony Blessing mankind 1841 01:24:30,483 --> 01:24:33,234 Folks, it's Funny Girl, Fiddler 1842 01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:38,948 And Dolly combine... 1843 01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:40,074 ...d 1844 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:41,242 [CHUCKLING] 1845 01:24:41,243 --> 01:24:49,959 It's a hit, it's a palpable hit 1846 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,795 If it only even runs a minute 1847 01:24:51,796 --> 01:24:53,421 At least it's a wedge 1848 01:24:53,422 --> 01:24:55,715 It's the theater And we're really in it 1849 01:24:55,716 --> 01:24:57,300 Not just on the edge 1850 01:24:57,301 --> 01:24:58,551 If your spirits ever need improving 1851 01:24:58,552 --> 01:25:00,220 You can drop in any night for free 1852 01:25:00,221 --> 01:25:01,888 But the thing that's positively moving 1853 01:25:01,889 --> 01:25:03,640 You could have fooled me 1854 01:25:03,641 --> 01:25:06,226 FRANK AND CHARLEY: Is we're still old friends 1855 01:25:06,227 --> 01:25:09,729 Nothing can kill old friends 1856 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:12,482 FRANK, CHARLEY AND MARY: Where there's a will, old friends 1857 01:25:12,483 --> 01:25:16,152 Don't need success to survive 1858 01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:19,030 ALL: And us, old friends 1859 01:25:19,031 --> 01:25:22,158 What's to discuss, old friends? 1860 01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:25,954 We've got a surefire Genuine, walkaway 1861 01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:28,915 Blockbuster, lines down to Broadway 1862 01:25:28,916 --> 01:25:31,709 Boffola, sensational 1863 01:25:31,710 --> 01:25:35,296 Box office, lollapalooza 1864 01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:39,467 Gargantuan 1865 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,802 Hit 1866 01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:45,431 It's a hit, it's a hit, it's a hit 1867 01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:50,436 It's a hit! 1868 01:25:50,437 --> 01:25:52,356 - [SONG ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 1869 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:57,777 [ALL LAUGHING, MURMURING] 1870 01:25:57,778 --> 01:26:00,154 This is what everybody lives for! 1871 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:03,908 Now we go back in and fake being modest. 1872 01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:04,909 [LAUGHING] 1873 01:26:04,910 --> 01:26:06,995 No, no, no, I'm having a baby! 1874 01:26:06,996 --> 01:26:08,788 - We're coming! - God! Wait, wait, wait! 1875 01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:10,540 What about the opening party? 1876 01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:11,624 You two, go to the party. 1877 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,585 Frank, I will do one more for Joe Josephson, 1878 01:26:13,586 --> 01:26:15,086 - but just one more. - One more. 1879 01:26:15,087 --> 01:26:17,505 - And then it's our time. - One more. Okay, come on. 1880 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:18,882 [BOTH SCREAM EXCITEDLY] 1881 01:26:18,883 --> 01:26:21,009 Frank, I was there for Evelyn's last baby, 1882 01:26:21,010 --> 01:26:22,927 and I don't want to miss this one, but you, 1883 01:26:22,928 --> 01:26:24,262 you go to the party without me. 1884 01:26:24,263 --> 01:26:26,472 No, honey. Absolutely not. No, no, no. 1885 01:26:26,473 --> 01:26:29,225 Yes, yes, yes. I am so proud of you. 1886 01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:30,894 Okay, if I don't see you at the hospital, 1887 01:26:30,895 --> 01:26:33,688 I'll see you at home later. 1888 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:36,316 - [FRANK LAUGHING] - [GRUNTING EXCITEDLY] 1889 01:26:36,317 --> 01:26:37,693 I love you so much! 1890 01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:40,486 Wait, Beth. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1891 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:43,531 Now, look, with, with Gussie there, I urge you, 1892 01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:45,241 you go with Frank. 1893 01:26:45,242 --> 01:26:46,868 Sometimes you just have to trust, Mary. 1894 01:26:46,869 --> 01:26:48,704 Well, and sometimes you don't. 1895 01:26:50,247 --> 01:26:52,499 I would never want a man I couldn't trust. 1896 01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:58,171 JOE: Hey! Hey, hey. 1897 01:26:58,172 --> 01:26:59,339 - Big man. - [FRANK CHUCKLES] 1898 01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:01,424 You got a ride to this fancy-schmancy party? 1899 01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:02,717 I can only stay one or two minutes. 1900 01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:03,843 GUSSIE: Oh! 1901 01:27:03,844 --> 01:27:05,136 Was that not why we do all this? 1902 01:27:05,137 --> 01:27:06,888 Was that not just heaven? 1903 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:08,056 [JOE GRUNTS EXCITEDLY] 1904 01:27:08,057 --> 01:27:09,474 I got to go make nice with the backers. 1905 01:27:09,475 --> 01:27:10,768 You two, take our car. 1906 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:14,647 I won't be able to afford this big man now. 1907 01:27:15,689 --> 01:27:16,774 You watch. 1908 01:27:17,483 --> 01:27:18,691 [JOE CHUCKLES] 1909 01:27:18,692 --> 01:27:23,404 What a blessing it has been to find another pure artist. 1910 01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:26,074 - [LAUGHS] - So often I have just wanted to thank you. 1911 01:27:26,075 --> 01:27:29,786 But Franklin Shepard, I think that there's been a conspiracy 1912 01:27:29,787 --> 01:27:31,371 to keep you from me. 1913 01:27:31,372 --> 01:27:33,207 Miss Carnegie, I owe you so much. 1914 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:35,876 Didn't I tell you a few years ago... 1915 01:27:37,920 --> 01:27:40,756 it's fate that brought us together? 1916 01:27:42,758 --> 01:27:45,343 Now you, all you've done these past months 1917 01:27:45,344 --> 01:27:47,345 - is work, work, work! - [CHUCKLES] 1918 01:27:47,346 --> 01:27:51,599 Tonight, let me show you how divine it is to be number one. 1919 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:54,853 Everyone is waiting to meet the man of the hour. 1920 01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:05,571 [CROWD CHEERING OVER TAPE RECORDER] 1921 01:28:05,572 --> 01:28:06,823 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, FOURTH TRANSITION] 1922 01:28:06,824 --> 01:28:08,909 TYLER: [SINGING] Dreams don't die 1923 01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:14,998 So keep an eye on your dream 1924 01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:19,210 GROUP: 'Cause before you know where you are 1925 01:28:19,211 --> 01:28:21,421 There you are 1926 01:28:21,422 --> 01:28:25,133 Time goes by and dreams go dry 1927 01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:31,681 But you can't give up on your dream 1928 01:28:31,682 --> 01:28:32,807 Tend your dream 1929 01:28:32,808 --> 01:28:35,518 CHORUS: Some roads are easy 1930 01:28:35,519 --> 01:28:36,686 Dreams take time 1931 01:28:36,687 --> 01:28:39,105 CHORUS: Some roads are all uphill 1932 01:28:39,106 --> 01:28:40,857 BUNKER: All uphill CHORUS: Time goes by 1933 01:28:40,858 --> 01:28:44,527 Some roads you plod along with a will 1934 01:28:44,528 --> 01:28:47,655 Some roads you travel Just for the thrill 1935 01:28:47,656 --> 01:28:49,824 - Bend your dreams - DORY: Some roads are breezy 1936 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:52,994 - Some roads are breezy - CHORUS: With the road 1937 01:28:52,995 --> 01:28:56,622 Some roads are full Of jiggles and bumps 1938 01:28:56,623 --> 01:29:00,710 Can't let it get you down in the dumps 1939 01:29:00,711 --> 01:29:04,797 Don't let it get you down in the dumps 1940 01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:07,008 1964 1941 01:29:07,009 --> 01:29:08,760 1963 1942 01:29:08,761 --> 01:29:13,306 ALL: 1962 1943 01:29:13,307 --> 01:29:15,183 - [THE BLOB - PART 1 PLAYING] - [WHOOPING EXCITED CHATTER] 1944 01:29:15,184 --> 01:29:17,560 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 1945 01:29:17,561 --> 01:29:18,811 - Have you seen? - How was it? 1946 01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:20,438 - You're not serious - Do you mean? 1947 01:29:20,439 --> 01:29:22,065 - That does it - You're not serious 1948 01:29:22,066 --> 01:29:23,149 - Have you seen? - Darling 1949 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:24,233 How was it? 1950 01:29:24,234 --> 01:29:25,318 - You're not serious - We bought the most 1951 01:29:25,319 --> 01:29:26,402 - Darling - That does it 1952 01:29:26,403 --> 01:29:27,737 - You're not serious - MAN: We had the best 1953 01:29:27,738 --> 01:29:29,697 - How was it? - [OVERLAPPING SINGING] 1954 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:31,115 - WOMEN: Darling - Did you ever 1955 01:29:31,116 --> 01:29:33,242 - You're not serious - CHORUS: It's the best 1956 01:29:33,243 --> 01:29:34,327 It's the first, it's the finest 1957 01:29:34,328 --> 01:29:35,578 It's the latest, it's the least 1958 01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:37,163 It's the worst, It's the absolutely lowest 1959 01:29:37,164 --> 01:29:38,706 It's the greatest, it's the single 1960 01:29:38,707 --> 01:29:39,791 It's the only, it's the perfect 1961 01:29:39,792 --> 01:29:41,334 It's the... Hi! Dreadful 1962 01:29:41,335 --> 01:29:43,420 Fabulous 1963 01:29:44,797 --> 01:29:46,589 BETH: Oh, Frank, Frank. 1964 01:29:46,590 --> 01:29:49,009 - That's the mayor. [EXCLAIMS] - FRANK: I know. I know. 1965 01:29:49,635 --> 01:29:51,677 [GASPS] She's my favorite actress. 1966 01:29:51,678 --> 01:29:53,429 FRANK: I see, I see. BETH: Oh, do you see who she's with? 1967 01:29:53,430 --> 01:29:54,931 Beth, I'm not looking for celebrities. 1968 01:29:54,932 --> 01:29:57,809 - I'm looking for Charley. - Oh, Frank, you can do both. 1969 01:29:57,810 --> 01:30:00,561 I've never seen so many famous people. 1970 01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:01,438 [SCREAMS EXCITEDLY] 1971 01:30:01,772 --> 01:30:03,649 ALL: What? Who? Where? 1972 01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:06,318 Oh. 1973 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:09,445 So, what did he say? 1974 01:30:09,446 --> 01:30:10,863 I haven't talked to him yet, but it's obvious 1975 01:30:10,864 --> 01:30:12,532 he didn't invite us here because we fit in so well. 1976 01:30:12,533 --> 01:30:14,909 I am more sure than ever that he wants to option our show. 1977 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:16,869 I'm sure, too, but let's not be too sure. 1978 01:30:16,870 --> 01:30:18,538 I just have the pastry concession. 1979 01:30:18,539 --> 01:30:19,997 You are the one who's supposed to be handling the business. 1980 01:30:19,998 --> 01:30:21,749 I am handling it. Charley, you watch. 1981 01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:24,210 All this time we put into our writing, it is gonna pay off. 1982 01:30:24,211 --> 01:30:25,461 Well, I don't care what he asks. 1983 01:30:25,462 --> 01:30:26,921 You just say yes. 1984 01:30:26,922 --> 01:30:30,384 All I want is for us to be rich as long as we've been poor. 1985 01:30:31,301 --> 01:30:33,136 FRANK: There are a lot of sophisticated people here. 1986 01:30:33,137 --> 01:30:34,262 BETH: Oh, God. 1987 01:30:34,263 --> 01:30:36,849 If I had known that, I would have worn earrings. 1988 01:30:38,809 --> 01:30:40,560 - Oh, gosh. - Oh, what's going on? 1989 01:30:40,561 --> 01:30:42,103 - Those people over there. - Uh-huh? 1990 01:30:42,104 --> 01:30:43,188 They're smoking marijuana. 1991 01:30:47,651 --> 01:30:49,194 I've smelled it before. 1992 01:30:50,237 --> 01:30:51,446 In the Village. 1993 01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:55,075 I thought it was autumn. 1994 01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:57,994 - [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] - ALL: What? [GASPING] 1995 01:30:57,995 --> 01:31:00,329 ALL: Darling, we saw the new 1996 01:31:00,330 --> 01:31:03,749 Darling, we had the most Bad, it was good 1997 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,251 - It's the biggest - He's a genius 1998 01:31:05,252 --> 01:31:06,836 Well, he can't, but he used to 1999 01:31:06,837 --> 01:31:08,129 It's the dumbest, she's a genius It's the... 2000 01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:09,213 FRANK: Hi, hi, hi. 2001 01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:10,548 I don't know if you remember me. 2002 01:31:10,549 --> 01:31:12,466 I'm Franklin Shepard, and this is Charley Kringas, 2003 01:31:12,467 --> 01:31:14,260 - who writes my lyrics. - Remember you? 2004 01:31:14,261 --> 01:31:15,887 You're the reason we're giving this bash, 2005 01:31:15,888 --> 01:31:17,139 according to our accountant, anyway. 2006 01:31:17,681 --> 01:31:19,223 [GRUNTS] Oh, God. 2007 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:20,683 Sorry. 2008 01:31:20,684 --> 01:31:21,934 And this is Beth, my wife Beth. 2009 01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:23,394 - Do you write songs, too? - Oh, no. 2010 01:31:23,395 --> 01:31:26,272 Right now, I'm the family breadwinner. 2011 01:31:26,273 --> 01:31:28,442 You don't mind if I kidnap him, do you? 2012 01:31:31,862 --> 01:31:34,739 I have invited the richest and the most influential people 2013 01:31:34,740 --> 01:31:36,157 in this town tonight. 2014 01:31:36,158 --> 01:31:39,202 Not one of whom is as rich or influential 2015 01:31:39,203 --> 01:31:41,370 as you're going to be. 2016 01:31:41,371 --> 01:31:42,748 I call them "the Blob." 2017 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:45,666 They absorb everything. 2018 01:31:45,667 --> 01:31:47,501 [SINGING] Meet the Blob 2019 01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,629 The bodies you read about 2020 01:31:49,630 --> 01:31:52,006 The ones who know everyone 2021 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:53,466 That everyone knows 2022 01:31:53,467 --> 01:31:54,759 GROUP: Hi! Dreadful! 2023 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:57,220 - Fabulous! - GUSSIE: Meet the Blob 2024 01:31:57,221 --> 01:31:59,555 - Not many and yet - GROUP: Oh, right 2025 01:31:59,556 --> 01:32:02,266 - You never see one - GROUP: What? No 2026 01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,018 - They come as a set - GROUP: Who, him? 2027 01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:06,479 GUSSIE: And we're in their debt GROUP: But what do you think? 2028 01:32:06,480 --> 01:32:08,648 GUSSIE: 'Cause, honeybunch, They write the books 2029 01:32:08,649 --> 01:32:10,733 And put on the shows And run the saloons 2030 01:32:10,734 --> 01:32:12,193 - And design the clothes - [GRUNTS] 2031 01:32:12,194 --> 01:32:14,987 - They keep us natives on our toes - [MOANING] 2032 01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:17,907 GROUP: Albee, Warhol, Kurosawa 2033 01:32:17,908 --> 01:32:19,575 They read the books And go to the shows 2034 01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:22,078 And swamp the saloons Wearing all the clothes 2035 01:32:22,079 --> 01:32:23,871 What you might call a glut 2036 01:32:23,872 --> 01:32:25,456 But they're the most important people 2037 01:32:25,457 --> 01:32:27,541 In the most important city In the most important country 2038 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,293 In the you-know-what 2039 01:32:29,294 --> 01:32:30,962 GROUP: Heavy! Miltown! 2040 01:32:30,963 --> 01:32:33,589 Gestalt 2041 01:32:33,590 --> 01:32:35,758 - [SONG ENDS] - GUSSIE: Beth, darling. 2042 01:32:35,759 --> 01:32:37,385 You don't have any hooch. 2043 01:32:37,386 --> 01:32:38,803 Oh, oh! Oh! 2044 01:32:38,804 --> 01:32:41,514 Oh, I'm going to open my veins. 2045 01:32:41,515 --> 01:32:42,808 Oh, no, no, no, no. That's okay. 2046 01:32:43,433 --> 01:32:45,559 It better be, 'cause now I own it. 2047 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:48,104 [STUTTERS] Joe, Joe, come quick. 2048 01:32:48,105 --> 01:32:50,564 We have a gigantic catastrophe. Oh, this is scandalous. 2049 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:52,149 Joe? Joe? 2050 01:32:52,150 --> 01:32:56,654 Come and take this gorgeous person up to my closet, 2051 01:32:56,655 --> 01:32:58,782 and she is gonna choose some rag of mine. 2052 01:32:59,491 --> 01:33:00,825 Move! Joe, please. 2053 01:33:00,826 --> 01:33:02,576 I am paralyzed with shame. 2054 01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:03,869 Oh, did you talk to my wife? 2055 01:33:03,870 --> 01:33:06,622 We have something in mind maybe for Broadway. 2056 01:33:06,623 --> 01:33:08,582 GUSSIE: Joe, if you don't hurry, 2057 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:10,626 I'm going to throw myself down the garbage disposal. 2058 01:33:10,627 --> 01:33:12,004 - Now move! - [JOE CHUCKLES] 2059 01:33:14,256 --> 01:33:16,507 Your new songs are just beautiful. 2060 01:33:16,508 --> 01:33:18,217 I've got some newer ones. 2061 01:33:18,218 --> 01:33:20,344 [LAUGHS] You're wonderful. 2062 01:33:20,345 --> 01:33:22,722 I just admire people like you so much. 2063 01:33:22,723 --> 01:33:25,474 You seem to know everyone and do everything. 2064 01:33:25,475 --> 01:33:27,352 Yes, I do. 2065 01:33:28,395 --> 01:33:30,939 One day, I just made myself up. 2066 01:33:31,982 --> 01:33:33,441 And now I never change. 2067 01:33:33,442 --> 01:33:36,736 Instead, I change the people around me. 2068 01:33:36,737 --> 01:33:37,820 - [FINGERS SNAP] - Scotty, 2069 01:33:37,821 --> 01:33:39,613 precious, 2070 01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:42,825 this is your new client, Franklin Shepard. 2071 01:33:42,826 --> 01:33:44,243 Well, I'll holler on you tomorrow. 2072 01:33:44,244 --> 01:33:46,329 Or you can yell on me. I'm in the book. 2073 01:33:46,330 --> 01:33:47,455 So am I. 2074 01:33:47,456 --> 01:33:48,831 See how much you two have in common? 2075 01:33:48,832 --> 01:33:50,542 - [SQUEALS, GIGGLES] - [LAUGHS] 2076 01:33:52,586 --> 01:33:54,046 I just found you an agent. 2077 01:33:57,591 --> 01:34:00,468 Joe gave me this greenhouse as a wedding present. 2078 01:34:00,469 --> 01:34:02,011 He has a tendency to worship me. 2079 01:34:02,012 --> 01:34:03,679 It's great. 2080 01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:06,266 If you like it, take it home. 2081 01:34:08,685 --> 01:34:11,437 I married Joe because he liked me 2082 01:34:11,438 --> 01:34:12,814 and I liked this life. 2083 01:34:14,399 --> 01:34:16,859 I married the one before him because, well, 2084 01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:18,611 I believed him when he said he could write. 2085 01:34:18,612 --> 01:34:21,572 - [CHUCKLES] - And the first one... 2086 01:34:21,573 --> 01:34:23,866 I don't really think first ones count. 2087 01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:25,202 Do you? 2088 01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:30,415 This greenhouse seems as out of place in New York as I do. 2089 01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:33,168 Only at first, darling. 2090 01:34:34,211 --> 01:34:37,464 Now I find it to be the best thing about this dump. 2091 01:34:38,965 --> 01:34:40,925 - How old are you? - Twenty-five. 2092 01:34:40,926 --> 01:34:42,301 Which doesn't bother me, 2093 01:34:42,302 --> 01:34:44,762 and then I think I'm a quarter of a century, and I panic. 2094 01:34:44,763 --> 01:34:47,098 There's so much I want to do, and I can't get started. 2095 01:34:47,099 --> 01:34:48,558 I can't even... [CHUCKLES] What? 2096 01:34:49,267 --> 01:34:50,810 Here's something I like to do 2097 01:34:50,811 --> 01:34:53,437 when I want to get to know someone very well, very fast. 2098 01:34:53,438 --> 01:34:55,356 It's a game. 2099 01:34:55,357 --> 01:34:57,691 I tell you something honest about me, 2100 01:34:57,692 --> 01:35:00,694 and you answer me right away with something honest about you. 2101 01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:03,155 I call it "Trading Hostages." 2102 01:35:03,156 --> 01:35:05,534 [CHUCKLES, MUTTERS NERVOUSLY] 2103 01:35:06,410 --> 01:35:07,828 I'm not very happy. 2104 01:35:08,829 --> 01:35:10,038 Go on. [CHUCKLES] 2105 01:35:11,623 --> 01:35:13,500 - I'm not very happy. - I'm very happy. 2106 01:35:14,126 --> 01:35:15,793 Huh. 2107 01:35:15,794 --> 01:35:18,212 I am inches away from the top. 2108 01:35:18,213 --> 01:35:20,005 I am miles away from the top. 2109 01:35:20,006 --> 01:35:22,091 Make that hundreds of thousands of miles away. 2110 01:35:22,092 --> 01:35:23,759 - Performing is my life. - Composing is my life. 2111 01:35:23,760 --> 01:35:25,177 Success is not happening fast enough. 2112 01:35:25,178 --> 01:35:26,429 Success is not happening at all. 2113 01:35:26,430 --> 01:35:28,431 I have been in five Broadway shows. 2114 01:35:28,432 --> 01:35:30,182 I have seen the second act of every one. 2115 01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:31,059 [LAUGHING] 2116 01:35:32,602 --> 01:35:34,521 Someone's cheating. 2117 01:35:35,605 --> 01:35:37,148 I've done five Broadway shows. 2118 01:35:37,149 --> 01:35:38,357 Me, I can't get started. I can't even... 2119 01:35:38,358 --> 01:35:39,692 - My first love is singing. - My first love is music. 2120 01:35:39,693 --> 01:35:41,235 - My second love is acting. - My second love is music. 2121 01:35:41,236 --> 01:35:42,987 I think it's fate that brought us together! 2122 01:35:42,988 --> 01:35:43,989 I... 2123 01:35:46,992 --> 01:35:48,577 Anyhoo. [CHUCKLES] 2124 01:35:50,537 --> 01:35:52,913 I did all those Broadway shows. 2125 01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:55,125 Most of which didn't last as long as this conversation. 2126 01:35:57,919 --> 01:35:59,087 And Joe... 2127 01:36:00,464 --> 01:36:04,758 Joe has just optioned a vehicle that could change my life. 2128 01:36:04,759 --> 01:36:05,969 And yours. 2129 01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:11,266 We both want you and your partner to do the score! 2130 01:36:13,643 --> 01:36:15,895 Do I see disappointment on that sweet face? 2131 01:36:15,896 --> 01:36:17,605 We were hoping that he wanted to do Take a Left, 2132 01:36:17,606 --> 01:36:19,190 the show that Charley and I auditioned for him. 2133 01:36:19,191 --> 01:36:20,317 Oh, no, darling, not at all. 2134 01:36:21,485 --> 01:36:23,360 It's just we've been working on it for three years. 2135 01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:25,404 Well, you can do this one much faster. 2136 01:36:25,405 --> 01:36:27,865 But he wants me to make sure you understand, 2137 01:36:27,866 --> 01:36:29,909 we want it fast, loud and funny. 2138 01:36:29,910 --> 01:36:32,536 I need a hit. What do you say? 2139 01:36:32,537 --> 01:36:34,914 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, GROWING UP (REPRISE)] 2140 01:36:34,915 --> 01:36:38,375 [SINGING] Life is knowing what you want 2141 01:36:38,376 --> 01:36:40,085 Darling 2142 01:36:40,086 --> 01:36:43,298 That's the thing you have to 2143 01:36:44,716 --> 01:36:45,883 Know 2144 01:36:45,884 --> 01:36:49,595 You'll get everything you want 2145 01:36:49,596 --> 01:36:51,347 Darling 2146 01:36:51,348 --> 01:36:55,185 Have a little patience 2147 01:36:56,645 --> 01:37:00,689 Climbing mountains can be slow 2148 01:37:00,690 --> 01:37:02,274 Darling 2149 01:37:02,275 --> 01:37:05,486 Take it easy as you 2150 01:37:05,487 --> 01:37:07,155 Climb 2151 01:37:07,739 --> 01:37:10,324 I'd say you're a winner 2152 01:37:10,325 --> 01:37:13,035 Also a beginner 2153 01:37:13,036 --> 01:37:16,081 One step at a time 2154 01:37:20,085 --> 01:37:22,253 Growing up 2155 01:37:22,254 --> 01:37:25,798 It's what they call growing up 2156 01:37:25,799 --> 01:37:29,301 It's when we're all starting out 2157 01:37:29,302 --> 01:37:34,306 And starting to sway 2158 01:37:34,307 --> 01:37:36,267 Growing up 2159 01:37:36,268 --> 01:37:40,187 You hate the delay 2160 01:37:40,188 --> 01:37:43,440 But after today 2161 01:37:43,441 --> 01:37:47,903 You'll be on your way 2162 01:37:47,904 --> 01:37:52,033 So what do you say? 2163 01:37:53,368 --> 01:37:54,661 Hmm? 2164 01:37:56,580 --> 01:37:57,581 Okay. 2165 01:37:58,123 --> 01:37:59,749 [LAUGHING EXCITEDLY] 2166 01:38:00,667 --> 01:38:02,251 Now... Now, this is not a show about subtle. 2167 01:38:02,252 --> 01:38:03,377 It's not big on depth. 2168 01:38:03,378 --> 01:38:05,879 It's flash, bam, curtain. It's fun! 2169 01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:06,964 It's opulent! 2170 01:38:06,965 --> 01:38:08,716 It's Broadway. 2171 01:38:08,717 --> 01:38:10,301 [LAUGHS] God. 2172 01:38:10,302 --> 01:38:11,636 Okay. 2173 01:38:13,680 --> 01:38:15,682 Oh, what was that? 2174 01:38:16,391 --> 01:38:18,267 - A second thought. - Oh, no, no. 2175 01:38:18,268 --> 01:38:20,644 That's something I do when I want to hold on to a moment. 2176 01:38:20,645 --> 01:38:25,483 I close my eyes very tight and I swallow, like I take a picture that I can treasure. 2177 01:38:27,444 --> 01:38:28,694 You're a treasure. 2178 01:38:28,695 --> 01:38:31,114 - [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] - [LIVELY CHATTER] 2179 01:38:35,076 --> 01:38:36,827 - [DISCORDANT PIANO NOTES] - [MUSIC AND CHATTER STOP] 2180 01:38:36,828 --> 01:38:40,748 Now, I want everyone who hasn't drunk, smoke or gorged themselves too much 2181 01:38:40,749 --> 01:38:42,583 to hurry over here. Chop-chop! 2182 01:38:42,584 --> 01:38:44,126 Ah, Frank, look at this! 2183 01:38:44,127 --> 01:38:45,295 Oh, honey, it's beautiful! 2184 01:38:46,046 --> 01:38:48,005 Mary, where have you been? 2185 01:38:48,006 --> 01:38:50,008 I had to borrow a dress from the guy upstairs. 2186 01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:53,177 Oh, darling! 2187 01:38:53,178 --> 01:38:54,595 It looks wonderful on you. Keep it. 2188 01:38:54,596 --> 01:38:55,679 I'm too fat for it anyway. 2189 01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:58,307 Oh, uh, Gussie, this is our friend, Mary Flynn. 2190 01:38:58,308 --> 01:39:01,810 Mary's a copy editor, but she's gonna have her own book published very soon. 2191 01:39:01,811 --> 01:39:02,895 MARY: Sorry I'm late. 2192 01:39:02,896 --> 01:39:04,938 [CHUCKLES] So glad you didn't wait. 2193 01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:07,858 Mary, Charley and Frank are these totally inseparable friends. 2194 01:39:07,859 --> 01:39:09,151 Well, I have to separate for a minute. 2195 01:39:09,152 --> 01:39:10,820 - I got to go find Charley. - Oh, no. 2196 01:39:11,946 --> 01:39:13,031 I've got plans for you. 2197 01:39:13,907 --> 01:39:15,450 Mary Flynn, 2198 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:18,702 would you be as sweet as you look and go get Charley? 2199 01:39:18,703 --> 01:39:20,788 Oh, thank you this much. 2200 01:39:20,789 --> 01:39:22,040 Come, come, come. 2201 01:39:22,957 --> 01:39:24,125 [HISSING] 2202 01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:30,506 Your husband is the most talented composer I've ever heard. 2203 01:39:30,507 --> 01:39:32,091 - Oh. - [BOTH LAUGH] 2204 01:39:32,092 --> 01:39:34,427 I hope it's all right that I am just crazy about him. 2205 01:39:36,471 --> 01:39:38,180 I hope it's all right, too. 2206 01:39:38,181 --> 01:39:39,515 All right. 2207 01:39:39,516 --> 01:39:41,850 All right! Quiet now! 2208 01:39:41,851 --> 01:39:45,021 Listen now, please, because... 2209 01:39:45,605 --> 01:39:47,272 one day, 2210 01:39:47,273 --> 01:39:49,901 you are all going to be able to say, 2211 01:39:50,527 --> 01:39:53,487 "I was there when." 2212 01:39:53,488 --> 01:39:54,822 TYLER: Oh, my God. 2213 01:39:54,823 --> 01:39:56,615 I have next to me 2214 01:39:56,616 --> 01:40:00,577 the most exciting composer ever, ever, ever. 2215 01:40:00,578 --> 01:40:02,914 [GIGGLES] And he is going to play a song he's written. 2216 01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:04,957 [CLICKS TONGUE] And when he finishes, 2217 01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:08,253 you are all going to want to swallow poison, 2218 01:40:09,087 --> 01:40:11,088 because there will be nothing more to live for. 2219 01:40:11,089 --> 01:40:12,798 [LAUGHTER] 2220 01:40:12,799 --> 01:40:15,551 So, so, find a place to park it. 2221 01:40:15,552 --> 01:40:17,678 Fermez all those bouches. 2222 01:40:17,679 --> 01:40:21,641 And I am now honored to present 2223 01:40:22,517 --> 01:40:24,686 Franklin Shepard and Charles... 2224 01:40:26,563 --> 01:40:27,646 Some funny little name. 2225 01:40:27,647 --> 01:40:31,942 Anyway, this song is from a little show that they want to do 2226 01:40:31,943 --> 01:40:36,029 that we hope will be in a big show that we want to do! 2227 01:40:36,030 --> 01:40:37,406 [APPLAUSE, EXCITED CHATTER] 2228 01:40:37,407 --> 01:40:38,824 Wait. What, Frank? A big show? 2229 01:40:38,825 --> 01:40:40,367 - What is she talking about? - Later. 2230 01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:41,618 Sing. 2231 01:40:41,619 --> 01:40:43,621 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING, GOOD THING GOING] 2232 01:40:48,001 --> 01:40:50,335 [CLEARS THROAT] 2233 01:40:50,336 --> 01:40:55,467 [SINGING] It started out like a song 2234 01:40:56,468 --> 01:41:00,179 We started quiet and slow 2235 01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:02,514 With no surprise 2236 01:41:02,515 --> 01:41:06,018 And then one morning I woke 2237 01:41:06,019 --> 01:41:08,479 To realize 2238 01:41:08,480 --> 01:41:11,816 We had a good thing going 2239 01:41:12,776 --> 01:41:13,692 MARY: Psst! 2240 01:41:13,693 --> 01:41:15,402 - [MOUTHING] Take off the... - CHARLEY: It's not that 2241 01:41:15,403 --> 01:41:17,530 Nothing went wrong 2242 01:41:20,116 --> 01:41:23,703 Some angry moments, of course 2243 01:41:24,370 --> 01:41:26,580 But just a few 2244 01:41:26,581 --> 01:41:30,209 And only moments, no more 2245 01:41:30,210 --> 01:41:32,377 Because we knew 2246 01:41:32,378 --> 01:41:36,591 We had this good thing going 2247 01:41:38,259 --> 01:41:41,094 And if I wanted too much 2248 01:41:41,095 --> 01:41:44,432 Was that such a mistake 2249 01:41:45,308 --> 01:41:47,769 At the time? 2250 01:41:49,604 --> 01:41:52,523 You never wanted enough 2251 01:41:52,524 --> 01:41:53,982 All right, tough 2252 01:41:53,983 --> 01:41:59,780 I don't make that a crime 2253 01:41:59,781 --> 01:42:01,783 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES] 2254 01:42:11,417 --> 01:42:17,756 And while it's going along 2255 01:42:17,757 --> 01:42:23,846 You take for granted Some love will wear away 2256 01:42:23,847 --> 01:42:27,641 We took for granted a lot 2257 01:42:27,642 --> 01:42:29,935 And still I say 2258 01:42:29,936 --> 01:42:34,816 It could have kept on growing 2259 01:42:35,775 --> 01:42:41,738 Instead of just kept on 2260 01:42:41,739 --> 01:42:46,578 We had a good thing going 2261 01:42:47,787 --> 01:42:49,956 Going 2262 01:42:50,999 --> 01:42:54,627 Gone 2263 01:43:01,593 --> 01:43:03,844 [SONG ENDS] 2264 01:43:03,845 --> 01:43:06,346 [APPLAUSE, EXCITED CHATTER] 2265 01:43:06,347 --> 01:43:08,849 GUSSIE: Just wait. Wait, wait, wait. CHARLEY: One time? 2266 01:43:08,850 --> 01:43:10,142 [EXCITED CHATTER CONTINUES] 2267 01:43:10,143 --> 01:43:12,728 We want to hear it again. 2268 01:43:12,729 --> 01:43:16,481 Tell them, wouldn't you all just like to live your entire lives to that music? 2269 01:43:16,482 --> 01:43:18,317 - Yes. - Down. 2270 01:43:18,318 --> 01:43:19,651 Everybody, down, down, down. 2271 01:43:19,652 --> 01:43:21,612 They're going to do it again. 2272 01:43:21,613 --> 01:43:23,238 One more time! 2273 01:43:23,239 --> 01:43:25,157 No. Frank, say no. 2274 01:43:25,158 --> 01:43:26,241 - Yeah, Charley's right. - BETH: They loved it. 2275 01:43:26,242 --> 01:43:27,534 They thought we were great. 2276 01:43:27,535 --> 01:43:29,786 And do you know what true greatness is? It's knowing when to get off. 2277 01:43:29,787 --> 01:43:31,830 I'll sing with you. Come on. 2278 01:43:31,831 --> 01:43:33,833 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING, THE BLOB - PART 2] 2279 01:43:37,420 --> 01:43:39,880 [OFFBEAT CLAPPING] 2280 01:43:39,881 --> 01:43:42,758 [CHARLEY AND FRANK SINGING] It started out like a song 2281 01:43:42,759 --> 01:43:45,260 [CHIMES IN] Song 2282 01:43:45,261 --> 01:43:48,722 We started quiet and slow 2283 01:43:48,723 --> 01:43:51,058 With no surprise 2284 01:43:51,059 --> 01:43:53,060 And then one morning 2285 01:43:53,061 --> 01:43:55,604 I woke to realize 2286 01:43:55,605 --> 01:43:56,855 DORY: I said, "Joe, this show 2287 01:43:56,856 --> 01:43:58,565 - "Will be a watershed" - We had a good thing going 2288 01:43:58,566 --> 01:44:00,150 [SHUSHING] 2289 01:44:00,151 --> 01:44:02,027 JEROME: Can you pass me the wine? 2290 01:44:02,028 --> 01:44:05,740 It's not that nothing went wrong 2291 01:44:06,783 --> 01:44:08,742 - Some angry moments... - Did you hear 2292 01:44:08,743 --> 01:44:10,911 - TYLER: No kidding - You're not serious 2293 01:44:10,912 --> 01:44:12,829 - [LAUGHTER] - [SHUSHING] 2294 01:44:12,830 --> 01:44:14,998 - And only moments no more... - [JOE VOCALIZING] 2295 01:44:14,999 --> 01:44:17,626 DORY: It's a clear case of Tammany politics 2296 01:44:17,627 --> 01:44:19,753 GROUP: We were stuck in the tunnel till half past six 2297 01:44:19,754 --> 01:44:21,922 It's a show that'll murder 'em in the sticks 2298 01:44:21,923 --> 01:44:23,465 - Did you read? - [CHARLEY AND FRANK CONTINUE SINGING] 2299 01:44:23,466 --> 01:44:25,175 It'll never, they just don't mix 2300 01:44:25,176 --> 01:44:26,593 WOMEN: What we need GROUP: Did you ever 2301 01:44:26,594 --> 01:44:27,761 - [FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] - GROUP: Till half past six 2302 01:44:27,762 --> 01:44:29,972 It's a clear case of Tammany politics 2303 01:44:29,973 --> 01:44:32,224 Did you read, it'll never They just don't mix 2304 01:44:32,225 --> 01:44:34,851 What we need, did you ever, till half... 2305 01:44:34,852 --> 01:44:36,228 CHARLEY AND FRANK: Wanted enough 2306 01:44:36,229 --> 01:44:37,437 All right, tough 2307 01:44:37,438 --> 01:44:42,776 I don't make that a crime 2308 01:44:42,777 --> 01:44:44,403 - [LAUGHING WILDLY] - [FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 2309 01:44:44,404 --> 01:44:46,530 CHORUS: Darling GROUP: We saw the new 2310 01:44:46,531 --> 01:44:48,907 CHORUS: Darling GROUP: We had the most 2311 01:44:48,908 --> 01:44:50,409 Did you read, it'll never 2312 01:44:50,410 --> 01:44:52,202 They just don't mix What we need, did you ever 2313 01:44:52,203 --> 01:44:53,328 Till half past six 2314 01:44:53,329 --> 01:44:54,746 - It's a show that'll murder 'em - [IMPERCEPTIBLE] 2315 01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:56,581 - In the sticks - [OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2316 01:44:56,582 --> 01:44:58,583 It's a clear case of Tammany politics 2317 01:44:58,584 --> 01:45:00,085 It's the greatest, it's the single 2318 01:45:00,086 --> 01:45:02,504 It's the only, it's the perfect It's the one 2319 01:45:02,505 --> 01:45:04,923 It's the real, it's the true It's the final, it's the... 2320 01:45:04,924 --> 01:45:07,467 - [WILD CHATTER, WHOOPING] - [FIFTH TRANSITION PLAYING] 2321 01:45:07,468 --> 01:45:09,470 [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] 2322 01:45:12,432 --> 01:45:15,225 CHORUS: Traveling's the fun 2323 01:45:15,226 --> 01:45:18,145 Flashing by the countryside 2324 01:45:18,146 --> 01:45:21,481 Merrily we roll along, roll along 2325 01:45:21,482 --> 01:45:24,609 Catching at dreams 2326 01:45:24,610 --> 01:45:27,112 Yesterday is done 2327 01:45:27,113 --> 01:45:30,365 See the pretty countryside 2328 01:45:30,366 --> 01:45:32,951 Everybody merrily, merrily 2329 01:45:32,952 --> 01:45:34,536 1961 2330 01:45:34,537 --> 01:45:36,204 CHORUS: Some roads are easy 2331 01:45:36,205 --> 01:45:37,914 Some roads are breezy 2332 01:45:37,915 --> 01:45:41,334 Some roads, the ride gets out of control 2333 01:45:41,335 --> 01:45:44,629 Grinds to a halt and ends in a hole 2334 01:45:44,630 --> 01:45:47,632 Some roads you stall Before you can roll 2335 01:45:47,633 --> 01:45:49,092 1960 2336 01:45:49,093 --> 01:45:50,969 It's 1960 2337 01:45:50,970 --> 01:45:54,765 And, gosh, what a swell year it's been 2338 01:45:54,766 --> 01:45:56,391 CHARLEY, FRANK AND BETH: So many blessings 2339 01:45:56,392 --> 01:45:57,976 Such wonders it has brought 2340 01:45:57,977 --> 01:46:01,521 You hardly know where to begin 2341 01:46:01,522 --> 01:46:03,231 There's Xerox and lasers 2342 01:46:03,232 --> 01:46:04,941 The twist and the pill 2343 01:46:04,942 --> 01:46:06,610 - A city in Brazil - [RHYTHMIC SHAKING] 2344 01:46:06,611 --> 01:46:08,236 That no one wants to fill 2345 01:46:08,237 --> 01:46:09,946 Khrushchev stopped screaming 2346 01:46:09,947 --> 01:46:11,698 And Librium came in 2347 01:46:11,699 --> 01:46:13,533 And Nixon didn't win 2348 01:46:13,534 --> 01:46:14,993 [MOCK SOBBING] 2349 01:46:14,994 --> 01:46:18,039 Goodbye, then, to Ike and the brass 2350 01:46:18,623 --> 01:46:21,292 To years that were cozy but crass 2351 01:46:22,168 --> 01:46:23,752 It's true, Ike was icky 2352 01:46:23,753 --> 01:46:25,504 But better him than Dicky 2353 01:46:25,505 --> 01:46:28,673 Now meet the first First Family with class 2354 01:46:28,674 --> 01:46:30,092 En masse 2355 01:46:30,093 --> 01:46:31,301 - Ow! - Sorry. 2356 01:46:31,302 --> 01:46:34,763 [LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING] 2357 01:46:34,764 --> 01:46:36,641 [WOMAN LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 2358 01:46:43,147 --> 01:46:44,314 - There's Bobby - And Jackie 2359 01:46:44,315 --> 01:46:45,398 And Jack 2360 01:46:45,399 --> 01:46:47,234 And myriads more in the back 2361 01:46:47,235 --> 01:46:48,860 There's Ethel and Teddy and Pat alone 2362 01:46:48,861 --> 01:46:50,070 CHARLEY: Plus Eunice BETH: And Peter 2363 01:46:50,071 --> 01:46:51,321 - And Jean - And Joan 2364 01:46:51,322 --> 01:46:52,614 - And what's-his-name - Stephen 2365 01:46:52,615 --> 01:46:54,366 And hold the phone The one in the Army 2366 01:46:54,367 --> 01:46:56,284 - One in the Army? - Captain? Major? 2367 01:46:56,285 --> 01:46:57,410 - Sargent - That's it 2368 01:46:57,411 --> 01:46:59,121 So many cards in the pack 2369 01:46:59,122 --> 01:47:01,123 You want to know how to keep track 2370 01:47:01,124 --> 01:47:03,083 Well, one is good-looking and young and rich 2371 01:47:03,084 --> 01:47:04,960 While one is good-looking and young and rich 2372 01:47:04,961 --> 01:47:06,128 The rest are good-looking 2373 01:47:06,129 --> 01:47:07,212 And young and rich 2374 01:47:07,213 --> 01:47:09,297 There isn't a lot that they lack 2375 01:47:09,298 --> 01:47:10,882 Not Bobby and Jackie and Jack 2376 01:47:10,883 --> 01:47:12,801 And Ethel and Ted and Eunice and Pat 2377 01:47:12,802 --> 01:47:15,178 And Joan and Steve and Peter and Jean and Sarge 2378 01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:17,848 There's probably dozens of others At large 2379 01:47:17,849 --> 01:47:19,391 God knows 2380 01:47:19,392 --> 01:47:20,935 And Joe and Rose 2381 01:47:22,520 --> 01:47:25,814 29, 32, 54! Hut, hut, hut! 2382 01:47:25,815 --> 01:47:28,400 Bobby, go long! 2383 01:47:28,401 --> 01:47:30,319 Hey. Hi. Nice to have you there. 2384 01:47:31,779 --> 01:47:36,533 We're bringing back style to the White House 2385 01:47:36,534 --> 01:47:40,287 I'm painting it beige for a start 2386 01:47:40,288 --> 01:47:43,915 We're making it into A cultural lighthouse 2387 01:47:43,916 --> 01:47:45,834 - For glamour - And beauty 2388 01:47:45,835 --> 01:47:47,669 And art 2389 01:47:47,670 --> 01:47:53,133 Evenings of the Budapest Playing Vivaldi 2390 01:47:53,134 --> 01:47:56,928 And Munch doing bits of Ravel 2391 01:47:56,929 --> 01:48:00,390 - I'll get Leontyne Price to sing her - [MOUTHING] 2392 01:48:00,391 --> 01:48:04,978 Medley from "Meistersinger" 2393 01:48:04,979 --> 01:48:07,731 And Margot Fonteyn to dance "Giselle" 2394 01:48:07,732 --> 01:48:09,107 Together? 2395 01:48:09,108 --> 01:48:11,819 Won't it be perfectly swell? 2396 01:48:13,988 --> 01:48:18,200 We'll have Bernstein play next on The Bechstein piano 2397 01:48:18,201 --> 01:48:20,952 And Auden read poems and stuff 2398 01:48:20,953 --> 01:48:22,120 This is for you. 2399 01:48:22,121 --> 01:48:26,458 And Galina Vishnevskaya 2400 01:48:26,459 --> 01:48:27,876 FRANK AND CHARLEY: Gesundheit. 2401 01:48:27,877 --> 01:48:30,253 The Russian soprano 2402 01:48:30,254 --> 01:48:32,631 Just pronouncing her name 2403 01:48:32,632 --> 01:48:36,176 Is refreshing enough 2404 01:48:36,177 --> 01:48:37,552 [HOLDING HIGH NOTE] 2405 01:48:37,553 --> 01:48:39,804 [GLASS SHATTERING] 2406 01:48:39,805 --> 01:48:44,351 We're bringing back style To the White House 2407 01:48:44,352 --> 01:48:48,271 With casual culture the rule 2408 01:48:48,272 --> 01:48:49,940 Let's have Tebaldi 2409 01:48:49,941 --> 01:48:51,733 She makes a guy feel good 2410 01:48:51,734 --> 01:48:53,610 - And Oleg Cassini - [FRANK AND CHARLIE GASP] 2411 01:48:53,611 --> 01:48:55,403 Well, I think he's real good 2412 01:48:55,404 --> 01:48:57,322 And how about Heifetz 2413 01:48:57,323 --> 01:49:00,033 - And Callas - And Gielgud 2414 01:49:00,034 --> 01:49:03,787 And later, when everything's cool 2415 01:49:03,788 --> 01:49:06,206 We'll push them all into the pool 2416 01:49:06,207 --> 01:49:07,832 - Last one. So sorry, sir. Thank you. - [WHISTLE BLOWING] 2417 01:49:07,833 --> 01:49:08,917 Oh! 2418 01:49:08,918 --> 01:49:10,001 [GRUNTING] 2419 01:49:10,002 --> 01:49:11,836 [FRANK AND CHARLEY YELL] 2420 01:49:11,837 --> 01:49:13,546 Okay, Bobby, I'll make you attorney general. 2421 01:49:13,547 --> 01:49:14,966 Just get off my back. 2422 01:49:18,469 --> 01:49:19,886 - With Bobby - And Jackie 2423 01:49:19,887 --> 01:49:20,971 And Jack 2424 01:49:20,972 --> 01:49:22,889 The White House is under attack 2425 01:49:22,890 --> 01:49:24,849 Eight years is the limit But eight will do 2426 01:49:24,850 --> 01:49:26,851 - By then, there'll be Bobby - And Teddy, too 2427 01:49:26,852 --> 01:49:27,936 Or Peter or Stephen 2428 01:49:27,937 --> 01:49:30,146 Or even you 2429 01:49:30,147 --> 01:49:31,898 Oh. 2430 01:49:31,899 --> 01:49:33,066 And then there's the Colonel 2431 01:49:33,067 --> 01:49:34,150 - Colonel? - Major? 2432 01:49:34,151 --> 01:49:35,235 - Major? - You know 2433 01:49:35,236 --> 01:49:36,319 - Sargent - Yes 2434 01:49:36,320 --> 01:49:37,904 Dozens to pick up the slack 2435 01:49:37,905 --> 01:49:39,531 If anything goes out of whack 2436 01:49:39,532 --> 01:49:41,658 And someday elections will be unknown 2437 01:49:41,659 --> 01:49:43,952 'Cause each of our kids Will ascend the throne 2438 01:49:43,953 --> 01:49:47,580 And their kids have more kids with kids of their own 2439 01:49:47,581 --> 01:49:49,791 It's sort of a family knack 2440 01:49:49,792 --> 01:49:51,835 Till most of the nation's made up of relations 2441 01:49:51,836 --> 01:49:53,169 Of Bobby and Jackie and Jack 2442 01:49:53,170 --> 01:49:55,171 And Ethel and Ted and Eunice and Pat and Joan 2443 01:49:55,172 --> 01:49:56,548 And Steve and Peter and Jean 2444 01:49:56,549 --> 01:49:58,133 And Sarge and Joe and Rose and rows and rows 2445 01:49:58,134 --> 01:49:59,426 And rows and rows and rows and rows 2446 01:49:59,427 --> 01:50:01,137 The decade is starting anew 2447 01:50:04,724 --> 01:50:06,433 And maybe the country is, too 2448 01:50:06,434 --> 01:50:08,394 - [SONG ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2449 01:50:11,147 --> 01:50:13,315 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 2450 01:50:13,316 --> 01:50:14,441 Thank you. 2451 01:50:14,442 --> 01:50:16,359 The entire cast of our revue, Frankly Frank, 2452 01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:19,029 now in its fifth successful, not quite record-breaking month, 2453 01:50:19,030 --> 01:50:20,989 would like to thank you all for coming to the Downtown Club, 2454 01:50:20,990 --> 01:50:22,449 where we do two shows here every night 2455 01:50:22,450 --> 01:50:25,285 - with the exception of tonight. - [WHISTLE BLOWING] 2456 01:50:25,286 --> 01:50:26,287 [CHUCKLES] Cut that out. 2457 01:50:27,246 --> 01:50:28,497 [HORN SQUEAKING] 2458 01:50:30,333 --> 01:50:31,666 Anyway, please come back and bring a friend, 2459 01:50:31,667 --> 01:50:32,792 or come back and make a friend, 2460 01:50:32,793 --> 01:50:34,544 or just come back and be a friend. Thank you. 2461 01:50:34,545 --> 01:50:35,712 TYLER: Excuse me. Um, hey. 2462 01:50:35,713 --> 01:50:37,213 Excuse me, but I got really excited 2463 01:50:37,214 --> 01:50:40,383 when I saw your name on the reservation list, Mr. Josephson. 2464 01:50:40,384 --> 01:50:42,260 Uh, me, I'm just a waiter here. 2465 01:50:42,261 --> 01:50:46,097 Well, actually, I'm holding down three different jobs at the moment, 2466 01:50:46,098 --> 01:50:48,351 but only until I can get my invention launched. 2467 01:50:49,685 --> 01:50:53,271 Uh, you see, I have invented a brand-new machine 2468 01:50:53,272 --> 01:50:55,816 that can answer your telephone when you're not at home. 2469 01:50:56,525 --> 01:50:57,859 Or even if you are. 2470 01:50:57,860 --> 01:50:59,486 - [OTHERS CHUCKLING] - But I just somehow cannot 2471 01:50:59,487 --> 01:51:01,821 - get all the investors... - JOE: Yeah. Hey, kid, kid! 2472 01:51:01,822 --> 01:51:05,492 They have answering services with operators already 2473 01:51:05,493 --> 01:51:08,119 that, guess what, do exactly for people 2474 01:51:08,120 --> 01:51:10,997 what you want this verkakte machine here to do. 2475 01:51:10,998 --> 01:51:16,544 Mr. Josephson, for only $4,000, I will right now sign a contract 2476 01:51:16,545 --> 01:51:19,381 giving you 50% of the return. 2477 01:51:19,382 --> 01:51:20,840 Whoa, whoa. 2478 01:51:20,841 --> 01:51:24,928 I live in a penthouse, kid, not in an asylum. 2479 01:51:24,929 --> 01:51:26,679 Now, I will, however, I will invest 2480 01:51:26,680 --> 01:51:31,184 my last red cent if you can come up with a sound idea, 2481 01:51:31,185 --> 01:51:35,563 something like this new Smell-O-Vision movie process. 2482 01:51:35,564 --> 01:51:37,232 I... I... 2483 01:51:37,233 --> 01:51:39,860 When the hell am I gonna meet a waiter who's just a waiter? 2484 01:51:40,694 --> 01:51:43,238 Mr. and Mrs. Spencer, hi. I... I'm Mary Flynn. 2485 01:51:43,239 --> 01:51:45,449 Frank and Beth will be out in less than a minute. [CHUCKLES] 2486 01:51:46,575 --> 01:51:50,662 So, uh, I bet you two are excited about the wedding. 2487 01:51:50,663 --> 01:51:52,873 "Excited" is not the word. 2488 01:51:53,582 --> 01:51:56,793 You cannot imagine how important Frank is gonna be someday. 2489 01:51:56,794 --> 01:51:58,587 No, we can't. 2490 01:51:59,922 --> 01:52:02,966 Are you in the show business, too? 2491 01:52:02,967 --> 01:52:04,259 Oh, no. I'm just a fan. 2492 01:52:04,260 --> 01:52:07,137 But I have never heard music like Frank's. 2493 01:52:07,138 --> 01:52:08,305 Us neither. 2494 01:52:09,598 --> 01:52:11,976 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2495 01:52:13,060 --> 01:52:15,019 I work for Look magazine... 2496 01:52:15,020 --> 01:52:17,731 See, now there is a steady, secure job. 2497 01:52:18,482 --> 01:52:20,066 I hate it. 2498 01:52:20,067 --> 01:52:23,987 Well, maybe that's why they call it "work." 2499 01:52:23,988 --> 01:52:25,238 FRANK: Excuse me, Mr. Josephson. 2500 01:52:25,239 --> 01:52:27,532 - [GUSSIE GASPS] - Frank Shepard. Do you remember me? 2501 01:52:27,533 --> 01:52:29,909 Our entire cast is overwhelmed, is what they are, 2502 01:52:29,910 --> 01:52:31,202 that an important man like you 2503 01:52:31,203 --> 01:52:32,871 would actually come down to see our little revue. 2504 01:52:32,872 --> 01:52:35,957 Aw. And you recall Shirley Akinola here? 2505 01:52:35,958 --> 01:52:38,209 - [CLEARS THROAT] - Now Gussie Carnegie. 2506 01:52:38,210 --> 01:52:41,045 She fixed the nose. She fixed the clothes. 2507 01:52:41,046 --> 01:52:42,714 She fixed the name. 2508 01:52:42,715 --> 01:52:45,550 And take a look at what was underneath all that. 2509 01:52:45,551 --> 01:52:47,553 Oh, you. [GIGGLES] 2510 01:52:48,512 --> 01:52:52,015 I used to work part-time as his secretary to pay for class. 2511 01:52:52,016 --> 01:52:54,267 We've all seen and admired you onstage so much. 2512 01:52:54,268 --> 01:52:57,228 - Oh, thank you. - A big talent wasted in little shows, 2513 01:52:57,229 --> 01:52:58,354 up until me. 2514 01:52:58,355 --> 01:53:01,858 But you boys, you boys must be doing something right, 2515 01:53:01,859 --> 01:53:07,405 because the, uh... fiancée here is going through one hell of a divorce, 2516 01:53:07,406 --> 01:53:09,991 and you boys made her laugh. 2517 01:53:09,992 --> 01:53:11,451 - GUSSIE: Joe, Joe, Joe. - [JOE CHUCKLES] 2518 01:53:11,452 --> 01:53:13,119 I thought it was just peaches. 2519 01:53:13,120 --> 01:53:14,913 Oh, see, us, we're usually light-years better, 2520 01:53:14,914 --> 01:53:17,916 but everybody was just, God, so nervous that the two of you were here. 2521 01:53:17,917 --> 01:53:19,626 And it's a pretty nervous night for me anyway. 2522 01:53:19,627 --> 01:53:20,793 I'm getting married. 2523 01:53:20,794 --> 01:53:22,504 - Is it the girl in the show? - FRANK: Beth. 2524 01:53:22,505 --> 01:53:25,423 - Ah... you're awfully young. - [GUSSIE SIGHS] 2525 01:53:25,424 --> 01:53:28,677 Marry in haste, repent in Reno. 2526 01:53:29,970 --> 01:53:34,140 I'm 23. The guy who does the lyrics, he's my age, he's got a baby already. 2527 01:53:34,141 --> 01:53:35,600 Oh, excuse me, Mr. Josephson. 2528 01:53:35,601 --> 01:53:38,770 You remember Charley Kringas from the time we auditioned for you, my collaborator. 2529 01:53:38,771 --> 01:53:41,148 Uh, yes, I collabor him and he collabors me. 2530 01:53:42,274 --> 01:53:44,318 - Sorry. - [JOE CLEARS THROAT] 2531 01:53:44,902 --> 01:53:45,985 Mazel tov. 2532 01:53:45,986 --> 01:53:50,365 Your stuff is getting more commercial, which is good, because, trust me, 2533 01:53:50,366 --> 01:53:53,743 if you're gonna get married, you're gonna need bucks. 2534 01:53:53,744 --> 01:53:55,578 [CHUCKLES] But I say, 2535 01:53:55,579 --> 01:53:58,748 unless the girl is pregnant, get out of it. 2536 01:53:58,749 --> 01:53:59,832 [CHUCKLES] 2537 01:53:59,833 --> 01:54:01,377 Oh. 2538 01:54:02,461 --> 01:54:04,338 Have a good wedding. [CHUCKLES] 2539 01:54:06,465 --> 01:54:09,426 Um, Frank, look, you know... 2540 01:54:11,804 --> 01:54:13,304 unless you really want to, you don't have to. 2541 01:54:13,305 --> 01:54:14,806 - I want to, Charley. - Okay, great. 2542 01:54:14,807 --> 01:54:18,893 Frank, if there's any truth at all in "we turn out like our parents," 2543 01:54:18,894 --> 01:54:20,895 [CHUCKLES] you are in big trouble. 2544 01:54:20,896 --> 01:54:23,481 [FRANK AND MARY LAUGHING] 2545 01:54:23,482 --> 01:54:26,110 Mary, do you think I'm making a wrong decision? 2546 01:54:28,112 --> 01:54:29,280 Well... 2547 01:54:30,698 --> 01:54:33,116 I mean, if you really want to know what I think, Frank... 2548 01:54:33,117 --> 01:54:37,913 Frank, don't faint, but my parents want to speak to us before the ceremony. 2549 01:54:42,876 --> 01:54:43,877 Frank... 2550 01:54:46,380 --> 01:54:48,840 - I'm not pregnant. - What? 2551 01:54:48,841 --> 01:54:50,843 Do you still want us to get married? 2552 01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:54,388 Do you? 2553 01:54:54,930 --> 01:54:59,852 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] Before, my reason was the baby. 2554 01:55:01,061 --> 01:55:02,938 But now my reason is you. 2555 01:55:10,988 --> 01:55:12,572 And my reason is you. 2556 01:55:12,573 --> 01:55:14,908 [LAUGHING] 2557 01:55:17,286 --> 01:55:18,911 - I am pregnant. - Beth! 2558 01:55:18,912 --> 01:55:20,414 I just wanted to be sure. 2559 01:55:21,749 --> 01:55:24,459 MRS. SPENCER: Elizabeth! 2560 01:55:24,460 --> 01:55:26,211 Oh, God. Mama. 2561 01:55:27,796 --> 01:55:29,922 - How do I look? - Elizabeth, your father and I 2562 01:55:29,923 --> 01:55:31,257 have one thing we want to say. 2563 01:55:31,258 --> 01:55:33,676 Mama, you've said it all for two days. 2564 01:55:33,677 --> 01:55:36,012 Elizabeth, the man doesn't even have a job. 2565 01:55:36,013 --> 01:55:39,390 My daughter is going back to being a legal secretary just to support you. 2566 01:55:39,391 --> 01:55:41,517 Mama, I told you that in private. 2567 01:55:41,518 --> 01:55:43,936 Mrs. Spencer, what I want to do with my life isn't to play in this club. 2568 01:55:43,937 --> 01:55:45,897 I want to write music. 2569 01:55:45,898 --> 01:55:48,775 And to be able to do that, I play here. I accompany singers at auditions. 2570 01:55:48,776 --> 01:55:50,568 I play for dance classes. I do arrangements. 2571 01:55:50,569 --> 01:55:53,905 I do anything that I can just so I can keep on writing music. 2572 01:55:53,906 --> 01:55:54,907 Boy... 2573 01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:59,202 we are prepared to give you $2,000 right here, right now. 2574 01:55:59,203 --> 01:56:00,286 - Daddy. - Just call 2575 01:56:00,287 --> 01:56:01,663 this sorry excuse for a wedding off! 2576 01:56:01,664 --> 01:56:03,332 Mr. Spencer, Beth and I are getting married. 2577 01:56:05,250 --> 01:56:07,586 We hope that it's with your blessing, but we are getting married. 2578 01:56:09,338 --> 01:56:11,005 Um, the minister just got here. 2579 01:56:11,006 --> 01:56:13,007 - Where's Evelyn? - Who's Evelyn? 2580 01:56:13,008 --> 01:56:15,510 Oh, the minister, I suppose! 2581 01:56:15,511 --> 01:56:17,387 Uh, no, Evelyn is my wife, 2582 01:56:17,388 --> 01:56:19,722 and she is way at the back of the room. 2583 01:56:19,723 --> 01:56:21,724 See, they often have to stop weddings right in the middle 2584 01:56:21,725 --> 01:56:22,935 because of her sobbing. 2585 01:56:23,811 --> 01:56:25,312 Which I try not to take personally. 2586 01:56:27,690 --> 01:56:28,857 Let's get started. 2587 01:56:30,776 --> 01:56:31,777 MRS. SPENCER: Elizabeth. 2588 01:56:33,696 --> 01:56:35,072 Here's Grandma's ring. 2589 01:56:44,456 --> 01:56:45,791 Thank you, Mama. 2590 01:56:50,295 --> 01:56:51,714 [LAUGHS] 2591 01:56:53,507 --> 01:56:54,508 Daddy? 2592 01:56:59,513 --> 01:57:00,556 Elizabeth. 2593 01:57:02,641 --> 01:57:04,226 [WHISPERS] Come here, baby. 2594 01:57:05,185 --> 01:57:06,645 [SIGHS] 2595 01:57:08,897 --> 01:57:11,024 - [BETH CRYING SOFTLY] - [SNIFFLES] 2596 01:57:14,111 --> 01:57:16,112 Oh, honey, it could be worse. 2597 01:57:16,113 --> 01:57:17,865 BOTH: At least she's not pregnant. 2598 01:57:18,991 --> 01:57:20,867 My dear friends, good evening. 2599 01:57:20,868 --> 01:57:24,163 Before the marriage vows, Frank and Beth have each asked to speak. 2600 01:57:24,747 --> 01:57:25,748 Frank? 2601 01:57:26,498 --> 01:57:27,499 Beth... 2602 01:57:28,333 --> 01:57:30,668 I'm so happy to be marrying you in the very place 2603 01:57:30,669 --> 01:57:32,670 where I met you and grew to love you. 2604 01:57:32,671 --> 01:57:34,672 Actually, I'm just happy to be marrying you, period. 2605 01:57:34,673 --> 01:57:38,176 And I very much would like to thank our dear close friends 2606 01:57:38,177 --> 01:57:39,719 for being with us on this, 2607 01:57:39,720 --> 01:57:43,014 the most important moment in both of our lives. 2608 01:57:43,015 --> 01:57:44,016 MINISTER: Beth? 2609 01:57:45,225 --> 01:57:49,313 [SINGING] Not a day goes by 2610 01:57:50,314 --> 01:57:52,816 Not a single day 2611 01:57:54,401 --> 01:57:58,946 ALL: But you're somewhere a part of my life 2612 01:57:58,947 --> 01:58:02,325 And it looks like you'll stay 2613 01:58:02,326 --> 01:58:07,371 As the days go by 2614 01:58:07,372 --> 01:58:09,373 I keep thinking 2615 01:58:09,374 --> 01:58:12,168 "When does it end?" 2616 01:58:12,169 --> 01:58:16,881 That it can't get much better Much longer 2617 01:58:16,882 --> 01:58:20,426 But it only gets better and stronger 2618 01:58:20,427 --> 01:58:22,512 And deeper and nearer 2619 01:58:22,513 --> 01:58:24,430 BOTH: And simpler and freer 2620 01:58:24,431 --> 01:58:27,058 And richer and clearer 2621 01:58:27,059 --> 01:58:29,811 ALL: And no 2622 01:58:29,812 --> 01:58:34,273 Not a day goes by 2623 01:58:34,274 --> 01:58:40,279 Not a blessed day 2624 01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:45,284 But you somewhere come into my life 2625 01:58:45,285 --> 01:58:48,538 And you don't go away 2626 01:58:48,539 --> 01:58:53,584 And I have to say 2627 01:58:53,585 --> 01:58:59,757 If you do, I'll die 2628 01:58:59,758 --> 01:59:04,303 I want day after day After day after day after 2629 01:59:04,304 --> 01:59:05,388 [CRYING] I'll die 2630 01:59:05,389 --> 01:59:10,059 Day after day after day After day after day 2631 01:59:10,060 --> 01:59:13,939 Till the days go by 2632 01:59:14,523 --> 01:59:18,318 Till the days go by 2633 01:59:18,902 --> 01:59:25,868 [VOICE BREAKING] Till the days go by 2634 01:59:32,082 --> 01:59:35,001 [BRIGHT MUSIC PLAYING, SIXTH TRANSITION] 2635 01:59:35,002 --> 01:59:37,838 [SINGING] How does it happen? 2636 01:59:38,797 --> 01:59:41,633 Once it was all so clear 2637 01:59:42,217 --> 01:59:45,679 How did you get so far off the track? 2638 01:59:46,263 --> 01:59:49,557 Why don't you turn around and go back? 2639 01:59:49,558 --> 01:59:51,684 How does it happen? 2640 01:59:51,685 --> 01:59:53,603 Where is the moment? 2641 01:59:53,604 --> 01:59:57,148 When did the road behind disappear? 2642 01:59:57,149 --> 02:00:00,776 Where did you let things Slip out of gear? 2643 02:00:00,777 --> 02:00:06,616 BOTH: How did you ever get to be here? 2644 02:00:06,617 --> 02:00:08,951 1959 2645 02:00:08,952 --> 02:00:13,205 1958 2646 02:00:13,206 --> 02:00:15,626 - [RHYTHMIC TYPING] - [PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] 2647 02:00:19,671 --> 02:00:21,672 [TYPEWRITER DINGS AND RATTLES RHYTHMICALLY] 2648 02:00:21,673 --> 02:00:23,884 [PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES] 2649 02:00:24,927 --> 02:00:26,887 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2650 02:00:28,096 --> 02:00:29,764 - [BANGS PIANO KEYS] - [OPENING DOORS PLAYING] 2651 02:00:29,765 --> 02:00:31,432 - How's it going? - Good. You? 2652 02:00:31,433 --> 02:00:33,267 - Fair. - Yeah, tell me. 2653 02:00:33,268 --> 02:00:34,393 - [PHONE RINGS] - Russian Tea Room. 2654 02:00:34,394 --> 02:00:35,311 - Hi. - Mary. 2655 02:00:35,312 --> 02:00:36,270 Say hello. 2656 02:00:36,271 --> 02:00:37,521 I think I got a job. 2657 02:00:37,522 --> 02:00:39,190 - Where? - True Romances. 2658 02:00:39,191 --> 02:00:41,275 - Posing? - Thank you. Writing captions. 2659 02:00:41,276 --> 02:00:42,526 - What about the book? - What about the book? 2660 02:00:42,527 --> 02:00:44,320 - Nothing. Are you working on the book? - Yes. 2661 02:00:44,321 --> 02:00:45,404 - FRANK: Good. - No. 2662 02:00:45,405 --> 02:00:47,782 - Mary. - Right. I know. Yes, me and Balzac. 2663 02:00:47,783 --> 02:00:49,742 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2664 02:00:49,743 --> 02:00:50,785 [PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] 2665 02:00:50,786 --> 02:00:52,663 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2666 02:00:55,832 --> 02:00:58,835 - [PIANO PLAYING SIMPLE MELODY] - [RHYTHMIC TYPING AND RATTLING] 2667 02:01:05,133 --> 02:01:06,217 Ugh. 2668 02:01:06,218 --> 02:01:08,011 - [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] - [GRUNTS] 2669 02:01:09,346 --> 02:01:10,389 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 2670 02:01:10,847 --> 02:01:11,931 [SINGING] I finished the one-act 2671 02:01:11,932 --> 02:01:13,683 - I got an audition - I started the story 2672 02:01:13,684 --> 02:01:15,393 - Rehearsal pianist - So where are we eating? 2673 02:01:15,394 --> 02:01:17,228 - I'm moving to Playboy - The publisher called me 2674 02:01:17,229 --> 02:01:19,021 - I'm doing a rewrite - My parents are coming 2675 02:01:19,022 --> 02:01:20,856 - I saw My Fair Lady - I rewrote the rewrite 2676 02:01:20,857 --> 02:01:22,566 - I sort of enjoyed it - I threw out the story 2677 02:01:22,567 --> 02:01:23,818 I'm meeting an agent 2678 02:01:23,819 --> 02:01:24,819 ALL: We'll all get together on Sunday 2679 02:01:24,820 --> 02:01:26,570 We're opening doors 2680 02:01:26,571 --> 02:01:28,364 Singing, "Here we are" 2681 02:01:28,365 --> 02:01:30,199 We're filling up days 2682 02:01:30,200 --> 02:01:32,201 On a dime 2683 02:01:32,202 --> 02:01:36,122 That faraway shore's Looking not too far 2684 02:01:36,123 --> 02:01:37,915 We're following every star 2685 02:01:37,916 --> 02:01:41,545 There's not enough time 2686 02:01:57,269 --> 02:01:58,770 [WHISTLES TO MUSIC] 2687 02:02:02,399 --> 02:02:04,525 - I called a producer - I sent off the one-act 2688 02:02:04,526 --> 02:02:06,152 - I started the story - He said to come see him 2689 02:02:06,153 --> 02:02:08,154 - I dropped out of college - I met this musician 2690 02:02:08,155 --> 02:02:10,156 - I'm playing a nightclub - They're doing my one-act 2691 02:02:10,157 --> 02:02:11,657 - I'm working for Redbook - I rewrote the ballad 2692 02:02:11,658 --> 02:02:13,409 - I finished the story - We started rehearsal 2693 02:02:13,410 --> 02:02:15,453 I threw out the story And then the musician 2694 02:02:15,454 --> 02:02:16,829 I'm moving to Popular Science 2695 02:02:16,830 --> 02:02:18,205 We're opening doors 2696 02:02:18,206 --> 02:02:20,374 Singing, "Look who's here" 2697 02:02:20,375 --> 02:02:23,919 Beginning to sail on a dime 2698 02:02:23,920 --> 02:02:27,798 That faraway shore's getting very near 2699 02:02:27,799 --> 02:02:29,592 We haven't a thing to fear 2700 02:02:29,593 --> 02:02:33,763 We haven't got time 2701 02:02:33,764 --> 02:02:35,723 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2702 02:02:35,724 --> 02:02:37,767 [WHISTLES TO MUSIC] 2703 02:02:37,768 --> 02:02:39,268 [RHYTHMIC TYPING] 2704 02:02:39,269 --> 02:02:42,856 Bum-bum-bu-bum-bum bum-bum 2705 02:02:45,150 --> 02:02:50,613 La-da-da-da-da da-dum 2706 02:02:50,614 --> 02:02:52,198 - How's it coming? - Good. You? 2707 02:02:52,199 --> 02:02:53,115 Done! 2708 02:02:53,116 --> 02:02:54,033 - One minute. - [PHONE RINGS] 2709 02:02:54,034 --> 02:02:55,076 Hamburg Heaven. 2710 02:02:55,077 --> 02:02:56,160 - Hi. - Mary. 2711 02:02:56,161 --> 02:02:58,204 - Say hello. - I got another job. 2712 02:02:58,205 --> 02:02:59,288 - FRANK: Where? - Chic. 2713 02:02:59,289 --> 02:03:00,706 - What's that? - A brand-new concept, 2714 02:03:00,707 --> 02:03:01,832 pop-up pictures. 2715 02:03:01,833 --> 02:03:03,125 - What about the book? - What about the book? 2716 02:03:03,126 --> 02:03:04,251 Did you give the publisher the book? 2717 02:03:04,252 --> 02:03:05,336 - Yes. No. - Good. Mary. 2718 02:03:05,337 --> 02:03:06,420 - MARY: Look, I never... - Finished! 2719 02:03:06,421 --> 02:03:07,671 - Let me call you back. - Right. 2720 02:03:07,672 --> 02:03:09,131 - This is just a draft. Probably it stinks. - Right. Right. 2721 02:03:09,132 --> 02:03:10,299 Haven't had the time to do a polish. 2722 02:03:10,300 --> 02:03:11,383 - Will you sing? - Right. 2723 02:03:11,384 --> 02:03:13,761 [SINGING] Who wants to live in New York? 2724 02:03:13,762 --> 02:03:16,931 Who wants the worry, the noise The dirt, the heat? 2725 02:03:16,932 --> 02:03:19,350 Who wants the garbage cans Clanging in the street? 2726 02:03:19,351 --> 02:03:22,019 Suddenly I do 2727 02:03:22,020 --> 02:03:23,729 They're always popping their cork 2728 02:03:23,730 --> 02:03:25,106 I'll fix that line 2729 02:03:25,107 --> 02:03:27,858 The cops, the cabbies The salesgirls up at Saks 2730 02:03:27,859 --> 02:03:29,819 You gotta have a real taste For maniacs 2731 02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:32,488 - Suddenly I do - [JOE SCOFFS] 2732 02:03:32,489 --> 02:03:35,282 That's great, that's swell 2733 02:03:35,283 --> 02:03:37,827 The other stuff as well 2734 02:03:37,828 --> 02:03:41,080 It isn't every day You hear a score this strong 2735 02:03:41,081 --> 02:03:44,125 But, fellas, if I may There's only one thing wrong 2736 02:03:44,126 --> 02:03:45,710 It's not a tune you can hum 2737 02:03:46,878 --> 02:03:49,463 It's not a tune you go Bum-bum-bum-di-dum 2738 02:03:49,464 --> 02:03:51,966 You need a tune you go Bum-bum-bum-di-dum 2739 02:03:51,967 --> 02:03:54,927 Give me a melody 2740 02:03:54,928 --> 02:03:57,596 Why can't you throw 'em a crumb? 2741 02:03:57,597 --> 02:04:00,349 What's wrong with letting 'em Tap their toes a bit? 2742 02:04:00,350 --> 02:04:02,726 I'll let you know When Stravinsky has a hit 2743 02:04:02,727 --> 02:04:05,187 Give me a melody 2744 02:04:05,188 --> 02:04:07,898 Oh, sure, I know 2745 02:04:07,899 --> 02:04:10,901 It's not that kind of show 2746 02:04:10,902 --> 02:04:13,821 But can't you have a score That's sort of in-between? 2747 02:04:13,822 --> 02:04:16,949 Look, play a little more I'll show you what I mean 2748 02:04:16,950 --> 02:04:18,951 Who wants to live in New York? 2749 02:04:18,952 --> 02:04:22,454 I always hated the dirt The heat, the noise 2750 02:04:22,455 --> 02:04:24,290 But ever since I met you, I... 2751 02:04:24,291 --> 02:04:27,501 Listen, boys, maybe it's me 2752 02:04:27,502 --> 02:04:28,794 But that's just not a 2753 02:04:28,795 --> 02:04:32,173 Hum-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mable melody! 2754 02:04:32,174 --> 02:04:35,050 Write more, work hard Leave your name with the girl 2755 02:04:35,051 --> 02:04:36,594 Less avant-garde 2756 02:04:36,595 --> 02:04:38,304 Leave your name with the girl 2757 02:04:38,305 --> 02:04:43,852 Just write a plain old Melodee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee 2758 02:04:44,352 --> 02:04:46,020 [LAUGHS] 2759 02:04:46,021 --> 02:04:51,484 A-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee 2760 02:04:53,486 --> 02:04:55,405 [JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYING] 2761 02:04:56,698 --> 02:04:59,575 They're stopping rehearsal They ran out of money 2762 02:04:59,576 --> 02:05:02,620 We lasted one issue My book was rejected 2763 02:05:02,621 --> 02:05:04,915 The nightclub was raided I had to start coaching 2764 02:05:05,957 --> 02:05:08,083 - My parents are coming - I screwed up the laundry 2765 02:05:08,084 --> 02:05:10,211 - My wallet was stolen - I saw the musician 2766 02:05:10,212 --> 02:05:12,254 - We're being evicted - I'm having a breakdown 2767 02:05:12,255 --> 02:05:14,673 We'll all get together on Sunday They're slamming the doors 2768 02:05:14,674 --> 02:05:17,092 Singing, "Go away" 2769 02:05:17,093 --> 02:05:20,804 It's less of a sail than a climb 2770 02:05:20,805 --> 02:05:24,433 That faraway shore's farther every day 2771 02:05:24,434 --> 02:05:26,393 We're learning to ricochet 2772 02:05:26,394 --> 02:05:28,229 We still have a lot to say 2773 02:05:28,230 --> 02:05:29,313 You know what we'll do? 2774 02:05:29,314 --> 02:05:30,397 What? 2775 02:05:30,398 --> 02:05:31,482 We'll do a revue 2776 02:05:31,483 --> 02:05:32,566 - CHARLEY: What? - What? 2777 02:05:32,567 --> 02:05:35,277 We'll do a revue of our own 2778 02:05:35,278 --> 02:05:36,362 - What? - Where? 2779 02:05:36,363 --> 02:05:37,488 - Why? - CHARLEY: When? 2780 02:05:37,489 --> 02:05:39,073 Not just songs but stories, scenes, 2781 02:05:39,074 --> 02:05:40,908 - piano pieces, mime! - Yeah. 2782 02:05:40,909 --> 02:05:41,992 "Frankly Frank!" 2783 02:05:41,993 --> 02:05:43,118 A showcase of our own 2784 02:05:43,119 --> 02:05:44,703 - Where? - The club's reopening. 2785 02:05:44,704 --> 02:05:46,372 - We'll write a lot of new stuff. - Rewrite old stuff. 2786 02:05:46,373 --> 02:05:47,790 - What about the girl? - What about the girl? 2787 02:05:47,791 --> 02:05:48,749 Only that we're gonna need a girl. 2788 02:05:48,750 --> 02:05:50,000 - Well, Mary. - Thanks. 2789 02:05:50,001 --> 02:05:52,836 [IN POSH ACCENT] I don't perform except at dinner. 2790 02:05:52,837 --> 02:05:56,090 [IN SHRILL VOICE] Who wants to live in New York? 2791 02:05:56,091 --> 02:05:59,260 Who wants the worry, the noise The dirt, the heat? 2792 02:05:59,261 --> 02:06:01,470 Who wants the garbage cans clanging? 2793 02:06:01,471 --> 02:06:04,014 - Next! - I can sing higher! 2794 02:06:04,015 --> 02:06:05,641 [PIANO PLAYING LIGHT MUSIC] 2795 02:06:05,642 --> 02:06:07,727 Who wants to live in New York? 2796 02:06:08,728 --> 02:06:10,981 Who wants to live in New York? 2797 02:06:11,982 --> 02:06:13,733 Who wants to live... 2798 02:06:16,820 --> 02:06:18,570 Thank you for coming! 2799 02:06:18,571 --> 02:06:20,239 They're always popping their cork 2800 02:06:20,240 --> 02:06:21,241 Up a tone. 2801 02:06:21,783 --> 02:06:23,701 The cops, the cabbies The salesgirls up at Saks 2802 02:06:23,702 --> 02:06:25,077 Up a tone. 2803 02:06:25,078 --> 02:06:27,454 You gotta have a real taste For maniacs 2804 02:06:27,455 --> 02:06:29,707 Thank you! You're hired! 2805 02:06:29,708 --> 02:06:32,084 - [EXCLAIMS] I'm Beth - I'm Frank 2806 02:06:32,085 --> 02:06:34,044 I really thought I stank 2807 02:06:34,045 --> 02:06:35,129 - I'm Mary - Charley 2808 02:06:35,130 --> 02:06:38,090 By the way, I'm told we open Saturday 2809 02:06:38,091 --> 02:06:40,050 - What? You're not serious - Nobody's ready 2810 02:06:40,051 --> 02:06:41,802 Apparently, somebody canceled A booking 2811 02:06:41,803 --> 02:06:43,137 - The songs aren't finished - And what about costumes? 2812 02:06:43,138 --> 02:06:44,513 And how do I learn all these numbers? 2813 02:06:44,514 --> 02:06:45,639 I'll bring you the copies of everything 2814 02:06:45,640 --> 02:06:46,974 - Later this evening - Not to mention I still haven't finished 2815 02:06:46,975 --> 02:06:48,309 Okay, but I'll have to Have all of the music 2816 02:06:48,310 --> 02:06:51,812 [RAPID OVERLAPPING SINGING] 2817 02:06:51,813 --> 02:06:53,105 ALL: We'll worry about it on Sunday 2818 02:06:53,106 --> 02:06:54,273 We're opening doors 2819 02:06:54,274 --> 02:06:56,400 Singing, "Here we are" 2820 02:06:56,401 --> 02:06:59,820 We're filling up days on a dime 2821 02:06:59,821 --> 02:07:03,615 That faraway shore's looking not too far 2822 02:07:03,616 --> 02:07:05,326 We're following every star 2823 02:07:05,327 --> 02:07:08,620 There's not enough time 2824 02:07:08,621 --> 02:07:09,872 We're banging on doors 2825 02:07:09,873 --> 02:07:12,207 Shouting, "Here again" 2826 02:07:12,208 --> 02:07:15,419 We're risking it all on a dime 2827 02:07:15,420 --> 02:07:18,964 That faraway shore's looking near again 2828 02:07:18,965 --> 02:07:20,758 The only thing left is when 2829 02:07:20,759 --> 02:07:22,509 We know we should count to ten 2830 02:07:22,510 --> 02:07:30,476 We haven't got time 2831 02:07:30,477 --> 02:07:33,228 - [SONG ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2832 02:07:33,229 --> 02:07:35,231 [CHUCKLING] 2833 02:07:41,237 --> 02:07:43,239 [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING, SEVENTH TRANSITION] 2834 02:07:46,701 --> 02:07:50,871 GROUP: [SINGING] Bending with the road 2835 02:07:50,872 --> 02:07:55,084 Gliding through the countryside 2836 02:07:55,085 --> 02:07:59,463 Merrily we roll along, roll along 2837 02:07:59,464 --> 02:08:03,842 Catching at dreams 2838 02:08:03,843 --> 02:08:07,471 Dreams that will explode 2839 02:08:07,472 --> 02:08:11,475 Waking up the countryside 2840 02:08:11,476 --> 02:08:16,021 GROUP: Everybody merrily, merrily 2841 02:08:16,022 --> 02:08:20,150 Sing 'em your song 2842 02:08:20,151 --> 02:08:23,613 Rolling along 2843 02:08:24,197 --> 02:08:27,409 Rolling along 2844 02:08:28,159 --> 02:08:31,287 Rolling along 2845 02:08:31,871 --> 02:08:36,459 Rolling along 2846 02:08:38,545 --> 02:08:41,047 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING] 2847 02:08:49,889 --> 02:08:51,932 Oh, hey. Hey, what are you doing up on the roof? 2848 02:08:51,933 --> 02:08:53,183 I don't know. I just came up here. 2849 02:08:53,184 --> 02:08:54,309 Well, you could have told a person. 2850 02:08:54,310 --> 02:08:56,563 - You were asleep. - Yeah, the alarm just went off. 2851 02:08:58,022 --> 02:08:59,691 - You see anything? - Mmm-mmm. 2852 02:09:01,860 --> 02:09:03,862 - Is something wrong? - [CHUCKLES] No. 2853 02:09:04,612 --> 02:09:07,031 - What are you doing up here so early? - I couldn't sleep. 2854 02:09:08,074 --> 02:09:11,410 Charley... I read your two plays last night. 2855 02:09:11,411 --> 02:09:13,246 They were so wonderful, I couldn't sleep. 2856 02:09:15,039 --> 02:09:16,915 - I thought you were mad. - [CHUCKLES] 2857 02:09:16,916 --> 02:09:18,167 I have to tell everyone who stays over 2858 02:09:18,168 --> 02:09:20,377 to always wake me whenever you think I'm wonderful. 2859 02:09:20,378 --> 02:09:22,212 [FRANK CHUCKLES] 2860 02:09:22,213 --> 02:09:23,297 I tossed and turned. 2861 02:09:23,298 --> 02:09:25,841 I kept thinking about wasting these last two years in the Army, 2862 02:09:25,842 --> 02:09:27,134 then to come back and read your plays... 2863 02:09:27,135 --> 02:09:28,303 "Wasting"? 2864 02:09:28,845 --> 02:09:30,012 What about that music you played for me? 2865 02:09:30,013 --> 02:09:31,806 - Talk about wonderful. - What? 2866 02:09:33,725 --> 02:09:34,767 Really? 2867 02:09:37,145 --> 02:09:38,313 Yes. 2868 02:09:39,439 --> 02:09:42,691 Yeah, Frank, you... you don't just write what you know. 2869 02:09:42,692 --> 02:09:44,235 You write what you know. 2870 02:09:46,362 --> 02:09:47,738 Okay. 2871 02:09:47,739 --> 02:09:49,907 This play, Pretty Politics, about the Senate pages. 2872 02:09:49,908 --> 02:09:52,160 What do you think about making it into a musical? 2873 02:09:53,203 --> 02:09:55,204 - Go on. - I've got a better title. 2874 02:09:55,205 --> 02:09:56,372 Take a Left. 2875 02:09:57,207 --> 02:09:58,290 That's a better title? 2876 02:09:58,291 --> 02:10:00,334 [LAUGHS] 2877 02:10:00,335 --> 02:10:01,544 I think it's important. 2878 02:10:02,545 --> 02:10:04,046 - Musicals are popular. - [OUR TIME PLAYING] 2879 02:10:04,047 --> 02:10:06,924 They're a great way to state important ideas, 2880 02:10:06,925 --> 02:10:08,592 ideas that could really make a difference. 2881 02:10:08,593 --> 02:10:11,720 - Charley, we can change the world. - [CHUCKLES] 2882 02:10:11,721 --> 02:10:14,848 [SINGING] Something is stirring, shifting ground 2883 02:10:14,849 --> 02:10:16,434 It's just begun 2884 02:10:18,353 --> 02:10:21,355 Edges are blurring all around 2885 02:10:21,356 --> 02:10:23,900 And yesterday is done 2886 02:10:25,068 --> 02:10:26,610 Feel the flow 2887 02:10:26,611 --> 02:10:28,737 Hear what's happening 2888 02:10:28,738 --> 02:10:31,865 - We're what's happening - [CHUCKLES] 2889 02:10:31,866 --> 02:10:33,825 Don't you know? 2890 02:10:33,826 --> 02:10:37,412 We're the movers and we're the shapers 2891 02:10:37,413 --> 02:10:40,916 - We're the names in tomorrow's papers - [CHUCKLES] 2892 02:10:40,917 --> 02:10:44,420 Up to us, man, to show 'em 2893 02:10:50,927 --> 02:10:53,053 It's our time 2894 02:10:53,054 --> 02:10:54,680 Breathe it in 2895 02:10:54,681 --> 02:10:58,183 Worlds to change and worlds to win 2896 02:10:58,184 --> 02:11:01,311 Our turn coming through 2897 02:11:01,312 --> 02:11:03,313 Me and you, man 2898 02:11:03,314 --> 02:11:06,025 Me and you 2899 02:11:06,568 --> 02:11:08,318 - Uh, uh. - Hi. 2900 02:11:08,319 --> 02:11:12,282 Uh, we just wanted to see, my roommate and... I. [CHUCKLES] 2901 02:11:16,578 --> 02:11:18,246 Excuse me. 2902 02:11:22,458 --> 02:11:23,918 She's probably from Barnard. 2903 02:11:25,461 --> 02:11:27,170 Barnard girls are dippy. 2904 02:11:27,171 --> 02:11:28,214 [BOTH LAUGH] 2905 02:11:29,924 --> 02:11:31,676 - Do you have the time? - Uh, yep. 2906 02:11:32,218 --> 02:11:33,511 Uh, quarter to 6:00. 2907 02:11:35,805 --> 02:11:37,599 Do you ever think about getting married? 2908 02:11:38,600 --> 02:11:39,601 No. 2909 02:11:41,686 --> 02:11:42,687 Me neither. 2910 02:11:44,606 --> 02:11:46,941 But when I'm a lot older, maybe. 2911 02:11:48,610 --> 02:11:51,403 [SINGING] Feel how it quivers on the brink 2912 02:11:51,404 --> 02:11:52,487 What? 2913 02:11:52,488 --> 02:11:53,698 Everything 2914 02:11:55,366 --> 02:11:57,075 Gives you the shivers 2915 02:11:57,076 --> 02:11:58,577 Makes you think 2916 02:11:58,578 --> 02:12:01,872 There's so much stuff to sing 2917 02:12:01,873 --> 02:12:03,373 And you and me 2918 02:12:03,374 --> 02:12:07,210 We'll be singing it like the birds 2919 02:12:07,211 --> 02:12:08,962 [CHUCKLES] Me with music 2920 02:12:08,963 --> 02:12:10,714 And you the words 2921 02:12:10,715 --> 02:12:16,219 Tell 'em things they don't know 2922 02:12:16,220 --> 02:12:20,099 Up to us, pal, to show 'em 2923 02:12:27,357 --> 02:12:30,776 BOTH: Our time, breathe it in 2924 02:12:30,777 --> 02:12:34,321 Worlds to change and worlds to win 2925 02:12:34,322 --> 02:12:37,699 Our turn, we're what's new 2926 02:12:37,700 --> 02:12:41,078 Me and you, pal, me and you 2927 02:12:41,079 --> 02:12:43,038 - Feel the flow - Feel the flow 2928 02:12:43,039 --> 02:12:44,706 Hear what's happening 2929 02:12:44,707 --> 02:12:48,251 We're what's happening 2930 02:12:48,252 --> 02:12:50,003 Long ago 2931 02:12:50,004 --> 02:12:53,382 All we had was that funny feeling 2932 02:12:53,383 --> 02:12:57,052 Saying someday we'd send 'em reeling 2933 02:12:57,053 --> 02:13:01,891 Now it looks like we can 2934 02:13:02,975 --> 02:13:05,603 Someday just began 2935 02:13:13,861 --> 02:13:17,614 It's our heads on the block 2936 02:13:17,615 --> 02:13:21,118 Give us room and start the clock 2937 02:13:21,119 --> 02:13:24,579 Our time coming through 2938 02:13:24,580 --> 02:13:28,166 Me and you, pal, me and you 2939 02:13:28,167 --> 02:13:30,544 Me and you 2940 02:13:30,545 --> 02:13:32,629 I didn't mean to be so overdressed before. 2941 02:13:32,630 --> 02:13:33,588 [LAUGHS] 2942 02:13:33,589 --> 02:13:35,507 - Am I too late? - No, I think it's just about now. 2943 02:13:35,508 --> 02:13:37,050 Oh, my roommate's coming up, too. 2944 02:13:37,051 --> 02:13:38,552 Oh, I'm Charley Kringas. This is Frank Shepard. 2945 02:13:38,553 --> 02:13:40,053 - Mary Flynn. Hi. - Hi. 2946 02:13:40,054 --> 02:13:42,013 - Hi. - Um, we just took the apartment on five. 2947 02:13:42,014 --> 02:13:43,098 Oh, I'm not officially moved in 2948 02:13:43,099 --> 02:13:44,933 until I'm discharged from the Army next week. 2949 02:13:44,934 --> 02:13:47,269 Frank just got a weekend pass to help us move in. 2950 02:13:47,270 --> 02:13:48,729 - Um, a lot to move in. - [MUSIC FADES] 2951 02:13:48,730 --> 02:13:51,314 A typewriter, two mattresses and a piano. 2952 02:13:51,315 --> 02:13:53,817 Are you the one playing the piano the last two days? 2953 02:13:53,818 --> 02:13:56,194 - We're evicted. - Oh, no. 2954 02:13:56,195 --> 02:13:58,029 You are wonderful. 2955 02:13:58,030 --> 02:14:00,615 I mean, sincerely wonderful. 2956 02:14:00,616 --> 02:14:01,908 I'm sincerely grateful. 2957 02:14:01,909 --> 02:14:04,745 Yeah, I even came up on the roof so I could hear you better. 2958 02:14:04,746 --> 02:14:06,998 [LAUGHS AWKWARDLY] 2959 02:14:08,374 --> 02:14:11,501 [SIGHS] I tell everything, 2960 02:14:11,502 --> 02:14:14,338 then go home and suffer. 2961 02:14:15,339 --> 02:14:19,634 [CHUCKLES] So, are you sincerely wonderful, too? 2962 02:14:19,635 --> 02:14:20,927 - I write. - He is. 2963 02:14:20,928 --> 02:14:22,012 Aw. 2964 02:14:22,013 --> 02:14:23,430 Me, Columbia. Him, Juilliard. 2965 02:14:23,431 --> 02:14:26,266 Well, that's what I want to do, write. 2966 02:14:26,267 --> 02:14:29,728 But how does anyone compose music, though? 2967 02:14:29,729 --> 02:14:32,272 I mean, to me, that is the gift of gifts. 2968 02:14:32,273 --> 02:14:34,400 I just met the girl I ought to marry. 2969 02:14:35,860 --> 02:14:38,070 Did anybody ever tell you you say all the right things? 2970 02:14:38,654 --> 02:14:39,780 Never. 2971 02:14:39,781 --> 02:14:41,448 [LAUGHS] 2972 02:14:41,449 --> 02:14:43,784 Well, but I... I really want to know. 2973 02:14:43,785 --> 02:14:46,369 Well, writing music is not about words. 2974 02:14:46,370 --> 02:14:49,414 It's about sounds and feelings. 2975 02:14:49,415 --> 02:14:52,668 And, to me, music is about everything. [LAUGHS] 2976 02:14:53,711 --> 02:14:56,338 Well, anyway, it's so creative. 2977 02:14:56,339 --> 02:14:58,507 If I didn't have music, I'd die. 2978 02:14:58,508 --> 02:15:01,468 Someday, Frank is gonna be a very important composer. 2979 02:15:01,469 --> 02:15:02,470 He is? 2980 02:15:03,596 --> 02:15:05,473 I think you already are. 2981 02:15:06,098 --> 02:15:09,017 Mary? Are you up here? 2982 02:15:09,018 --> 02:15:10,061 Oh. 2983 02:15:11,145 --> 02:15:12,772 You're with guys. 2984 02:15:14,398 --> 02:15:16,775 - [SHRIEKING] Oh, no! - [CHUCKLES] 2985 02:15:16,776 --> 02:15:17,819 MARY: Evelyn. 2986 02:15:20,154 --> 02:15:21,155 Evelyn. 2987 02:15:22,949 --> 02:15:25,158 [CHUCKLES] 2988 02:15:25,159 --> 02:15:26,536 That was Evelyn. 2989 02:15:31,874 --> 02:15:33,333 Oh! [STAMMERS] 2990 02:15:33,334 --> 02:15:36,170 We should probably look now. It's supposed to be right now. 2991 02:15:39,215 --> 02:15:41,425 - FRANK: See anything? - God, I hope we didn't miss it. 2992 02:15:42,009 --> 02:15:43,928 It should come right over. 2993 02:15:45,596 --> 02:15:47,722 - Oh, yeah, there. There it is. - [GASPS] Yeah, I see it. 2994 02:15:47,723 --> 02:15:49,725 - Where? - There it is. There. 2995 02:15:50,226 --> 02:15:52,644 It's just phenomenal. 2996 02:15:52,645 --> 02:15:54,105 It's phenomenal. 2997 02:15:57,733 --> 02:15:59,944 Do you call it Sputnik or "Spootnik"? [VOICE CRACKS] 2998 02:16:00,611 --> 02:16:02,238 Mmm. Call it a miracle. 2999 02:16:03,072 --> 02:16:04,073 God. 3000 02:16:06,075 --> 02:16:09,078 We got to be the luckiest people who ever lived. 3001 02:16:11,163 --> 02:16:12,998 After this moment, 3002 02:16:12,999 --> 02:16:16,084 this moment that the three of us are sharing here together, 3003 02:16:16,085 --> 02:16:19,087 nothing is ever gonna be the way that it was, not ever again! 3004 02:16:19,088 --> 02:16:22,966 Do you guys realize that now we're gonna be able to do anything? 3005 02:16:22,967 --> 02:16:26,344 I mean, anything we ever dreamed of. 3006 02:16:26,345 --> 02:16:28,848 What a time to be starting out. 3007 02:16:29,515 --> 02:16:31,349 What a time to be alive. 3008 02:16:31,350 --> 02:16:34,644 [SINGING] Something is stirring, shifting ground 3009 02:16:34,645 --> 02:16:36,564 It's just begun 3010 02:16:38,065 --> 02:16:41,401 Edges are blurring all around 3011 02:16:41,402 --> 02:16:43,905 And yesterday is done 3012 02:16:44,822 --> 02:16:48,366 Feel the flow, hear what's happening 3013 02:16:48,367 --> 02:16:51,870 We're what's happening 3014 02:16:51,871 --> 02:16:53,371 Don't you know? 3015 02:16:53,372 --> 02:16:56,875 We're the movers and we're the shapers 3016 02:16:56,876 --> 02:17:00,420 We're the names in tomorrow's papers 3017 02:17:00,421 --> 02:17:04,634 Up to us now to show 'em 3018 02:17:07,428 --> 02:17:10,555 [EXHALING PLAYFULLY] 3019 02:17:10,556 --> 02:17:14,392 ALL: It's our time, breathe it in 3020 02:17:14,393 --> 02:17:17,771 Worlds to change and worlds to win 3021 02:17:17,772 --> 02:17:20,899 Our turn coming through 3022 02:17:20,900 --> 02:17:24,819 Me and you, pal, me and you 3023 02:17:24,820 --> 02:17:27,697 Years from now, we'll remember 3024 02:17:27,698 --> 02:17:29,783 And we'll come back 3025 02:17:29,784 --> 02:17:33,078 Buy the rooftop and hang a plaque 3026 02:17:33,079 --> 02:17:39,250 "This is where we began 3027 02:17:39,251 --> 02:17:43,130 "Being what we can" 3028 02:17:49,220 --> 02:17:53,014 It's our heads on the block 3029 02:17:53,015 --> 02:17:56,059 Give us room and start the clock 3030 02:17:56,060 --> 02:17:59,813 Our dreams coming true 3031 02:17:59,814 --> 02:18:03,441 Me and you, pal, me and you 3032 02:18:03,442 --> 02:18:05,276 GROUP: Me and you 3033 02:18:05,277 --> 02:18:08,405 Me and you, me and you 3034 02:18:08,406 --> 02:18:10,032 Me and you 3035 02:18:10,616 --> 02:18:14,160 Me and you, me and you 3036 02:18:14,161 --> 02:18:15,495 Me and 3037 02:18:15,496 --> 02:18:21,377 You 3038 02:18:31,053 --> 02:18:33,055 [SONG ENDS] 3039 02:18:41,439 --> 02:18:43,441 [GENTLE, HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 3040 02:19:10,593 --> 02:19:12,595 - [MUSIC ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3041 02:19:19,477 --> 02:19:21,479 - [LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING] - [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 3042 02:19:25,733 --> 02:19:27,693 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3043 02:21:42,828 --> 02:21:44,830 - [MUSIC ENDS] - [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3044 02:21:47,625 --> 02:21:49,627 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 3045 02:24:28,452 --> 02:24:30,453 [MUSIC ENDS] 3046 02:24:30,454 --> 02:24:32,456 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3047 02:24:44,468 --> 02:24:46,011 [CHEERING FADES]