1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:49,001 --> 00:00:52,481 MIS?ING 4 00:01:56,281 --> 00:01:58,321 And so, dear witchlings 5 00:01:58,321 --> 00:02:03,441 we have cleansed our home of heavy energies 6 00:02:03,481 --> 00:02:04,641 with palo santo. 7 00:02:05,761 --> 00:02:09,081 You can use juniper for the same purpose, 8 00:02:09,081 --> 00:02:11,721 which actually is the sacred tree of our people 9 00:02:11,721 --> 00:02:15,201 and the go-to material of our ancestors 10 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:17,401 for banishing evil spirits. 11 00:02:18,321 --> 00:02:23,041 If for some reason smoking indoors doesn't feel good, 12 00:02:23,081 --> 00:02:26,161 you can simply put 13 00:02:26,161 --> 00:02:27,841 a juniper branch in a vase. 14 00:02:28,321 --> 00:02:33,961 Fun fact! Juniper also symbolizes perseverance, 15 00:02:34,041 --> 00:02:37,321 so you can channel energy from it 16 00:02:37,321 --> 00:02:40,441 for example, when doing different kinds of projects. 17 00:02:41,681 --> 00:02:48,161 Also, juniper has not been protected since 2006, so 18 00:02:48,161 --> 00:02:51,321 with respect and gratitude 19 00:02:51,321 --> 00:02:54,681 it can be collected in moderation for magical uses. 20 00:02:55,001 --> 00:02:56,481 Remember everyone's rights. 21 00:02:57,441 --> 00:02:59,201 Okay, next time witchlings. 22 00:02:59,561 --> 00:03:01,041 Always with love. 23 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:16,601 10,000 followers. 24 00:03:18,121 --> 00:03:19,561 Think about that, mother. 25 00:03:24,721 --> 00:03:26,201 Read the comments. 26 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:30,361 "You're such a big inspiration, you don't even know." 27 00:03:30,881 --> 00:03:34,041 "I just raised the ace of cups. So ready for love." 28 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,041 "Lulu-witch, your aura is so bright." 29 00:03:37,281 --> 00:03:39,321 "So empowering, thank you." 30 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:43,601 "I admire you and your courage to talk about these things." 31 00:03:44,481 --> 00:03:47,241 "The world needs you and your magic, 32 00:03:47,281 --> 00:03:49,841 never stop XO XO." 33 00:03:50,441 --> 00:03:54,441 "You're not a real witch, look into it." 34 00:03:55,681 --> 00:03:57,801 "You're pure magic." 35 00:03:59,641 --> 00:04:00,761 Stop reading. 36 00:04:09,201 --> 00:04:10,761 I'm pure magic... 37 00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:20,481 Tomorrow when we trim your hair, 38 00:04:20,481 --> 00:04:22,881 should we also pluck those eyebrows apart? 39 00:04:23,081 --> 00:04:24,921 I can see under these just fine. 40 00:04:24,961 --> 00:04:27,801 Hey, I can see too and I have two on top of each other. 41 00:04:30,281 --> 00:04:32,561 I've never seen you without the those. 42 00:04:32,881 --> 00:04:34,601 No one else has either. 43 00:04:35,361 --> 00:04:36,841 And probably won't either. 44 00:04:37,761 --> 00:04:39,801 Come on, get out of there! 45 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:40,801 Is this for real... 46 00:04:43,441 --> 00:04:44,441 Ok, ok! 47 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,601 Can I get your attention? 48 00:05:25,961 --> 00:05:28,161 We have a reason to celebrate today. 49 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:32,281 Our own social media witch Lulu, has reached a significant milestone! 50 00:05:33,161 --> 00:05:34,681 How many was it? 51 00:05:35,281 --> 00:05:42,161 3,000, 5,000, 7,000? 52 00:05:42,361 --> 00:05:44,401 10,000 followers! 53 00:05:49,841 --> 00:05:51,201 How does it feel? 54 00:05:52,361 --> 00:05:53,201 Actually, 55 00:05:53,321 --> 00:05:55,521 Lulu, tell us 56 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:57,561 where did it all really start? 57 00:05:58,681 --> 00:05:59,921 Thanks, Harri. 58 00:06:01,081 --> 00:06:02,201 You know that 59 00:06:02,201 --> 00:06:06,521 I've always been interested in witchcraft and my inner witch. 60 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:10,641 Connection to nature and understanding my primal nature. 61 00:06:11,241 --> 00:06:13,401 Intuition, dreams. 62 00:06:13,921 --> 00:06:15,681 Different forms of divination. 63 00:06:16,761 --> 00:06:18,361 All these topics are somewhat of a taboo. 64 00:06:18,361 --> 00:06:20,881 Not yet something to talk about around the coffee table, 65 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:25,161 but thanks to my channel, these things are becoming more normalized. 66 00:06:25,481 --> 00:06:27,041 Become normalized? 67 00:06:27,441 --> 00:06:29,521 Your channel seems quite commercial. 68 00:06:29,801 --> 00:06:33,801 I have partners in esoteric fields. 69 00:06:33,801 --> 00:06:36,321 They want to work with me. 70 00:06:36,601 --> 00:06:38,641 Then I'll explain honestly 71 00:06:38,641 --> 00:06:40,921 what their products are like and 72 00:06:40,921 --> 00:06:44,201 are they real tools for understanding your own witchcraft. 73 00:06:45,521 --> 00:06:47,321 I have some ethics here, after all. 74 00:06:47,321 --> 00:06:49,921 Are you comparing your hobby to my job? 75 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:51,921 Hobby? 76 00:06:51,961 --> 00:06:53,281 This is my job! 77 00:06:53,361 --> 00:06:55,561 Six years in a university 78 00:06:55,561 --> 00:06:58,241 versus a month long book course in school of witchcraft? 79 00:06:58,241 --> 00:07:00,241 Ok, this discussion is done 80 00:07:00,241 --> 00:07:02,961 quite a few times already and the end result is always the same. 81 00:07:02,961 --> 00:07:04,481 100 to 0! 82 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:12,961 What is this? 83 00:07:14,721 --> 00:07:17,961 I'll present this in my next social media livestream. 84 00:07:18,121 --> 00:07:19,681 This is a pendulum. 85 00:07:21,161 --> 00:07:23,721 This gives "yes" and "no" answers. 86 00:07:23,921 --> 00:07:27,481 It also works for finding lost items. 87 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,841 Really handy. 88 00:07:28,841 --> 00:07:31,881 Hey, these are familiar to us. 89 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:36,721 Lulu, give us an interpretation, for us, for tonight. 90 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:38,481 - Yeah, I'm in! - Good, Minni. 91 00:07:38,761 --> 00:07:40,441 No, I'm not in. 92 00:07:41,801 --> 00:07:43,081 You never join these. 93 00:07:43,121 --> 00:07:44,801 You can't force anyone to join. 94 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:46,801 Everyone will participate. Kalle too. 95 00:07:46,801 --> 00:07:50,321 Of course, maybe we will get some kind of evidence. 96 00:07:50,321 --> 00:07:53,681 Minni is right. You at least... 97 00:07:54,361 --> 00:07:56,401 Those are shitty European cards. 98 00:07:56,521 --> 00:07:58,121 They talk. 99 00:07:59,121 --> 00:08:01,121 I believe in different things. 100 00:08:02,121 --> 00:08:04,721 Here's Kalle, an old nationalist. 101 00:08:04,921 --> 00:08:06,441 Rationalist. 102 00:08:06,801 --> 00:08:08,481 Basically, a freeloader, 103 00:08:08,481 --> 00:08:12,481 who has agreed to peek through the curtain of the future. 104 00:08:12,961 --> 00:08:14,641 KT... 105 00:08:19,441 --> 00:08:26,761 KT, KT, KT! 106 00:08:27,121 --> 00:08:28,841 Stop it! 107 00:08:39,921 --> 00:08:42,721 I've told you about Ämmi, 108 00:08:42,761 --> 00:08:45,041 who I spent my whole childhood with. 109 00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:48,961 In Tyrväntö, around there. 110 00:08:50,041 --> 00:08:52,921 I remember when I was 4 years old. 111 00:08:53,961 --> 00:08:56,721 I spent the summer there with Ämmi. 112 00:08:56,881 --> 00:08:59,961 We were just going to eat 113 00:08:59,961 --> 00:09:03,001 and suddenly we heard a terrible bang from the window. 114 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:07,281 Ämmi asked me 115 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:10,961 did I know what it was? 116 00:09:10,961 --> 00:09:14,521 I thought it was a bird. 117 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,561 Ämmi turned completely white. 118 00:09:19,561 --> 00:09:23,441 She wrapped me in her arms and said 119 00:09:23,481 --> 00:09:27,961 "Sweetie, now we'll be together forever." 120 00:09:27,961 --> 00:09:29,961 "You're not going anywhere." 121 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:38,721 That same day I heard that 122 00:09:38,721 --> 00:09:41,881 my parents had died in a car accident. 123 00:09:49,641 --> 00:09:51,841 Ämmi is like a mother to me. 124 00:09:53,121 --> 00:09:55,481 That's why I'm afraid of those divinations. 125 00:09:59,761 --> 00:10:01,841 You never told me. 126 00:10:02,281 --> 00:10:05,201 It is a pretty difficult subject for me. 127 00:10:09,201 --> 00:10:11,321 When will I get to meet Ämmi? 128 00:10:13,161 --> 00:10:14,601 Would you like to? 129 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,721 Isn't Ämmi a witch? 130 00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:19,481 Mhm. She has spoken. 131 00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:22,601 About me? Is she my follower? 132 00:10:26,241 --> 00:10:29,121 Ämmi is a bit soft and insane. 133 00:10:29,321 --> 00:10:32,121 It would be so great to have a real witch on my channel. 134 00:10:32,161 --> 00:10:34,361 - She could teach me everything. - KT, my therapist says 135 00:10:34,361 --> 00:10:35,801 that you have to confront your fears. 136 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:38,161 - Harri, stop it. - Did you hear me? Stop it! 137 00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:45,361 Great. 138 00:10:48,241 --> 00:10:52,121 A death card doesn't always mean death. 139 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:55,641 The story isn't over. This is... 140 00:10:55,681 --> 00:11:00,761 A turning point on the pathway to change and growth. 141 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,121 I have to go now. 142 00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:04,841 Can I come with you? 143 00:11:05,201 --> 00:11:06,441 If I come with you or 144 00:11:06,441 --> 00:11:07,881 - maybe I can call a cab? - No, I'm going now. 145 00:11:08,321 --> 00:11:10,281 Okay, see you tomorrow. 146 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,041 Harri! 147 00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:16,201 Why can't you read the room at all? 148 00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:19,041 You encouraged her to open up about things 149 00:11:19,041 --> 00:11:20,321 that she didn't want to talk about. 150 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,321 Are we still going somewhere? 151 00:11:34,841 --> 00:11:36,681 Thanks. 152 00:11:37,561 --> 00:11:40,561 I'm glad you could have me without an appointment. 153 00:11:40,561 --> 00:11:41,881 We have an office party tonight. 154 00:11:42,081 --> 00:11:44,201 Well, men are easy and quick. 155 00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:46,761 Besides, today's first customer didn't show up. 156 00:11:51,281 --> 00:11:53,081 Would you like to go to the party with me tonight? 157 00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:55,641 Me? Why? 158 00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:58,361 I don't have a date yet 159 00:11:58,361 --> 00:11:59,961 and you seem lovely. 160 00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:01,361 I don't think so. 161 00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:05,681 35 euros. 162 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,801 Okay. 163 00:12:08,281 --> 00:12:09,521 Thanks. 160b 164 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,321 WHERE U? 165 00:12:13,641 --> 00:12:16,921 Strong recommendation for this pendulum. 166 00:12:16,921 --> 00:12:20,161 And hey, during this weekend 167 00:12:20,161 --> 00:12:26,601 with the code LULUWITCH you get -20% off all orders. 168 00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:30,041 And now, fun fact! 169 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,161 Witches don't eat children. 170 00:12:32,241 --> 00:12:35,321 I've received so many comments and messages about 171 00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:36,761 whether I eat children 172 00:12:36,761 --> 00:12:39,561 and the short answer is that I don't. 173 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,201 Hi KT! Nice to have you here. 174 00:12:42,201 --> 00:12:44,201 This is an urban legend that gets... 175 00:12:44,201 --> 00:12:47,041 "See you in Mändälii." 176 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:52,641 ...started because... 177 00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:55,321 "See you in Mändälii." 178 00:12:55,321 --> 00:12:59,121 Because there are so many kinds of people and... 179 00:12:59,281 --> 00:13:02,361 "See you in Mändälii." 180 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:09,881 Wonderful. 181 00:13:09,881 --> 00:13:12,801 This is a topic that I'll make a separate YouTube video about, 182 00:13:12,801 --> 00:13:16,241 so if you have any questions or comments, 183 00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:17,481 leave them down below. 184 00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:18,801 Wonderful. 185 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,481 Bye, dear witchlings. Until next time. 186 00:13:21,521 --> 00:13:23,121 Always with love. 187 00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:33,401 - Sorry. - Man in a suit. 188 00:13:33,401 --> 00:13:34,521 Beautiful man. 189 00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:39,081 You've achieved everything you wanted. 190 00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:41,561 For real... 191 00:13:41,561 --> 00:13:43,881 Libra is meaningful to you. 192 00:13:44,561 --> 00:13:46,041 It brought you wealth. 193 00:13:47,121 --> 00:13:49,201 Mom and dad are proud. 194 00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:51,961 That's none of your business. 195 00:13:55,081 --> 00:13:56,721 Are you happy? 196 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,481 No one has asked me for a long time. 197 00:14:05,881 --> 00:14:07,921 Would you like to be? 198 00:14:22,641 --> 00:14:24,521 You have to dare to walk towards the thing 199 00:14:24,521 --> 00:14:26,721 that calls to you as yourself. 200 00:14:27,561 --> 00:14:30,601 The connection to come has to be based on freedom. 201 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:33,241 Otherwise, the blessing will turn against itself. 202 00:14:34,801 --> 00:14:36,481 The connection to come? 203 00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:38,961 With who? 204 00:14:39,801 --> 00:14:41,041 Do you see something? 205 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,081 What do you see? 206 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,961 Sometimes she gives more of herself than is good for her. 207 00:14:57,921 --> 00:14:59,961 It's a good thing for you, but... 208 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,881 I don't understand anything. 209 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,601 I gave you 20 euros. 210 00:15:06,841 --> 00:15:09,681 Hey, Järvinen! What's up? 211 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:12,361 Hey, how are you, man? 212 00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:14,601 Did I interrupt something? 213 00:15:14,601 --> 00:15:15,881 It was nothing. 214 00:15:16,801 --> 00:15:19,961 Suit man! You'd better be brave! 215 00:15:20,241 --> 00:15:22,161 Someone has to help them. 216 00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:23,721 I gave her... 217 00:15:27,201 --> 00:15:28,481 Sorry, I have to take this. 218 00:15:28,921 --> 00:15:30,561 No problem. 219 00:15:30,561 --> 00:15:33,641 I assume KT has not answered your messages either? 220 00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:37,441 But she came to my live stream 221 00:15:37,441 --> 00:15:41,321 and kept saying the same thing over and over. 222 00:15:42,081 --> 00:15:43,881 I'd say 223 00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:47,041 that we had a telepathic connection 224 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:48,321 and she asked me for help. 225 00:15:48,601 --> 00:15:51,601 Asked you for help on a live stream? 226 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:52,561 Wow. 227 00:15:52,841 --> 00:15:54,721 Yeah, exactly. 228 00:15:54,961 --> 00:15:57,121 Is that why we came here? 229 00:15:57,121 --> 00:15:59,121 She didn't show up at the salon today and didn't say anything. 230 00:15:59,121 --> 00:16:01,481 If there really is reason to be worried, 231 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:02,561 we can call the police. 232 00:16:02,881 --> 00:16:03,561 What? 233 00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:04,521 No. 234 00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:07,281 The police won't do anything at this point. 235 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,121 And that is why we will go to KT's apartment, 236 00:16:10,121 --> 00:16:12,601 so we can get inside her energy field, 237 00:16:12,601 --> 00:16:13,481 do you have her spare key? 238 00:16:13,481 --> 00:16:14,561 Yeah, I have the spare key. 239 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,961 Maybe we should have a look, 240 00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:17,201 since we're already here. 241 00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:18,361 This is insane. 242 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,641 These are our glasses from yesterday. 243 00:16:41,361 --> 00:16:42,761 Could it really be 244 00:16:42,761 --> 00:16:44,521 - that she has not been here last night? - Mm-hm. 245 00:16:44,641 --> 00:16:46,681 Why can't we contact her? 246 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:53,601 Let's gather around this table. 247 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,081 Minni, can you put that glass away? 248 00:16:57,041 --> 00:16:58,561 Harri, put the books down. 249 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,321 Should I record this? 250 00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:28,481 Your followers need to join. 251 00:17:28,801 --> 00:17:31,361 We are about to enter a sacred moment. 252 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:49,881 We ask all of our spirit guides 253 00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:52,161 to watch over this space, 254 00:17:52,161 --> 00:17:56,601 so that we are in the energy of light and love, 255 00:17:56,641 --> 00:18:02,681 and so that all messages come pure, 256 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:05,081 from a good source, and not from the dark side. 257 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:06,641 KT, this is Minni. 258 00:18:06,641 --> 00:18:08,681 I'm worried about you. I miss you. 259 00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,521 Calm down. 260 00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:14,281 Let's make a connection. 261 00:18:18,481 --> 00:18:19,921 Breathe. 262 00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:28,081 Find a memory. 263 00:18:31,441 --> 00:18:34,521 A moment that was significant with KT. 264 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,041 Let's focus on that memory. 265 00:18:50,121 --> 00:18:52,961 Why do you want to be a social media witch? 266 00:18:53,161 --> 00:18:55,681 Well, I want to 267 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:58,521 bring pagan values and way of life 268 00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:01,841 to the attention of the general public. 269 00:19:02,081 --> 00:19:04,201 So crystals and dream catchers? 270 00:19:04,481 --> 00:19:05,641 Well, they're just a inducement. 271 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,361 Why do you want to be a social media witch? 272 00:19:09,241 --> 00:19:13,361 Because I believe that 273 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:17,721 through my content people can find the courage to come out of the closet. 274 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,881 Why do you want to be a social media witch? 275 00:19:20,161 --> 00:19:21,721 Why are you suddenly so interested? 276 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,081 Why did you want to be a social media witch? 277 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,721 Because I love it 278 00:19:24,761 --> 00:19:26,641 when people praise me in the comments. 279 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,281 I believe in everything I preach. 280 00:19:31,281 --> 00:19:31,921 So? 281 00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:32,801 Witchcraft. 282 00:19:32,961 --> 00:19:34,201 What is it? 283 00:19:36,481 --> 00:19:39,681 Rituals, divination, 284 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:41,961 walking your own path. 285 00:19:43,121 --> 00:19:47,161 So not adopting the teachings of your grandparents, 286 00:19:47,161 --> 00:19:51,561 nurturing a connection with nature or listening to your intuition. 287 00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:54,201 Followers are more interested in bling bling. 288 00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:02,721 But I will become a real witch. 289 00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:05,841 Are you a witch? 290 00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,921 I don't even have green eyes. 291 00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:14,721 Where is your strength, woman? 292 00:20:15,161 --> 00:20:16,161 Think! 293 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,401 I am a spiritual person. 294 00:20:26,721 --> 00:20:27,961 My mother was too. 295 00:20:31,121 --> 00:20:34,081 She hung out a lot with the genie in the bottle. 296 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,281 And I couldn't save her from that. 297 00:20:50,961 --> 00:20:53,161 I would have done anything. 298 00:20:55,161 --> 00:20:56,841 I would do anything. 299 00:20:59,761 --> 00:21:01,041 Still. 300 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,121 KT, 301 00:21:03,121 --> 00:21:05,281 give us a sign. 302 00:21:05,281 --> 00:21:08,081 Something we can't ignore. 303 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:13,801 What was that? 304 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,121 KT! 305 00:21:16,081 --> 00:21:17,001 Stop it already. 306 00:21:17,281 --> 00:21:18,561 The door is open. 307 00:21:18,921 --> 00:21:20,441 You're crazy. 308 00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:22,321 Me? 309 00:21:22,961 --> 00:21:23,681 Wipe your nose. 310 00:21:23,961 --> 00:21:25,281 I'm scared! 311 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,201 Let's go. 312 00:21:39,441 --> 00:21:40,441 KT... 313 00:21:41,281 --> 00:21:43,841 Stay inside my energy field. 314 00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:51,001 Thank you. 315 00:21:52,681 --> 00:21:53,921 You're welcome. 316 00:23:13,521 --> 00:23:14,841 Wow. 317 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,401 I think we weren't exactly in this world. 318 00:23:18,641 --> 00:23:20,721 Can we grab coffee or something? 319 00:23:20,721 --> 00:23:22,241 I don't want to be alone right now. 320 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:23,961 Yeah, let's go. 321 00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,681 I think I'll go home. 322 00:23:30,721 --> 00:23:31,521 Morning shift. 323 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:32,681 Are you sure? 324 00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:33,521 Mm-hm. 325 00:23:35,401 --> 00:23:36,801 Ground yourself. 326 00:23:37,201 --> 00:23:38,761 You're eating something hefty. 327 00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:43,641 You've just experienced something paranormal. 328 00:23:49,881 --> 00:23:51,641 I don't want to talk about it. 329 00:23:54,681 --> 00:23:57,161 I hope we hear from KT soon. 330 00:24:02,121 --> 00:24:04,081 Exploiters belong in the compost! 331 00:24:04,121 --> 00:24:05,801 That's where they belong. 332 00:24:05,801 --> 00:24:08,241 Natural diversity is under threat. 333 00:24:08,241 --> 00:24:09,881 That means 334 00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,521 our very existence is being threatened too. 335 00:24:12,521 --> 00:24:15,641 If humans continue with this kind of recklessness, 336 00:24:15,641 --> 00:24:17,321 we'll lose everything. 337 00:24:17,321 --> 00:24:21,561 Food, medicine, a place to live. 338 00:24:22,401 --> 00:24:25,561 We need more harmony. 339 00:24:25,561 --> 00:24:28,041 Human and nature! 340 00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:30,361 Tapio, wouldn't it have been more effective 341 00:24:30,361 --> 00:24:31,961 to station ourselves at a logging area? 342 00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,961 We'll have an effect like this. 343 00:24:34,601 --> 00:24:37,041 Tapio, you mentioned the compost. 344 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:37,681 Right? 345 00:24:37,801 --> 00:24:39,041 There's something to fill it with. 346 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,961 Natura primus. 347 00:24:43,281 --> 00:24:45,321 Hey! Hey! 348 00:24:45,641 --> 00:24:48,521 Hey! You dropped this. 349 00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:49,801 This is trash. 350 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:52,601 Could you take it to the trash can? 351 00:24:53,041 --> 00:24:53,961 No. 352 00:24:54,321 --> 00:24:56,001 Is this Hansel and Gretel or something? 353 00:24:56,201 --> 00:24:56,921 Maybe. 354 00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:59,521 Could you take this to the trash can? 355 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,721 Let's all just mind our own business. 356 00:25:02,921 --> 00:25:05,281 Protecting nature is my business. 357 00:25:05,281 --> 00:25:05,961 And yours. 358 00:25:05,961 --> 00:25:09,081 Do you think this garbage will disintegrate just like that, huh? 359 00:25:09,281 --> 00:25:11,161 I don't care. 360 00:25:11,441 --> 00:25:13,161 Damn it... 361 00:25:17,521 --> 00:25:18,561 Hey! 362 00:25:18,561 --> 00:25:19,921 This needs to be taken to the trash can! 363 00:25:23,561 --> 00:25:29,881 Natura Primus! Natura Primus! 364 00:25:37,721 --> 00:25:39,201 Hey! Hey! 365 00:25:42,721 --> 00:25:44,361 Would you really have hit me? 366 00:25:44,521 --> 00:25:46,161 Would you really have hit a gay man?! 367 00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:52,561 This is going viral. 368 00:25:55,961 --> 00:25:59,321 The fact is that we opened a door to the spirit world 369 00:25:59,361 --> 00:26:01,241 when we held that session. 370 00:26:01,481 --> 00:26:02,761 The fact? 371 00:26:02,801 --> 00:26:04,361 Oh, that's a fact? 372 00:26:04,361 --> 00:26:06,601 A more believable fact would be that the insulation 373 00:26:06,601 --> 00:26:08,081 in that apartment is asbestos 374 00:26:08,081 --> 00:26:10,321 and we experienced some kind of collective hallucination. 375 00:26:10,441 --> 00:26:11,881 You don't hallucinate from asbestos. 376 00:26:11,881 --> 00:26:13,601 You don't from sessions either. 377 00:26:13,881 --> 00:26:17,041 We called KT and she gave us a vision. 378 00:26:17,281 --> 00:26:18,641 Why didn't she send a message? 379 00:26:18,641 --> 00:26:19,961 I'll never be able to sleep again. 380 00:26:19,961 --> 00:26:20,881 Stop it. 381 00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:22,681 I wonder if we fell into a trance? 382 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:23,401 What? 383 00:26:23,401 --> 00:26:26,241 Ancient Finnish witches and shamans 384 00:26:26,241 --> 00:26:28,761 fell into a trance state. 385 00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:33,121 They traveled to the underworld to ask for advice from the spirits of the dead. 386 00:26:33,121 --> 00:26:35,921 Those who gained real power 387 00:26:35,921 --> 00:26:38,521 could retrieve people's souls from there. 388 00:26:39,361 --> 00:26:41,841 Or fragments of souls. 389 00:26:42,161 --> 00:26:43,081 That was an instruction. 390 00:26:43,361 --> 00:26:44,881 An omen, or 391 00:26:44,881 --> 00:26:46,281 - a warning that we don't understand yet. - Omen? 392 00:26:46,361 --> 00:26:47,801 Is this some kind of nightmare or what? 393 00:26:47,881 --> 00:26:50,161 - Fragments of people's souls? - Yes. 394 00:26:50,161 --> 00:26:51,601 When a person is traumatized, 395 00:26:51,601 --> 00:26:53,601 fragments come out of their soul. 396 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,881 They have to be sewn back together, 397 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:57,121 otherwise the person dies. 398 00:26:57,281 --> 00:26:58,521 Psychiatrists do that. 399 00:26:58,961 --> 00:27:01,041 Nothing happened there. 400 00:27:01,081 --> 00:27:03,241 The lights were out in the stairwell 401 00:27:03,241 --> 00:27:04,881 and we were stumbled in the dark. 402 00:27:04,961 --> 00:27:06,241 Why does this annoy you so much? 403 00:27:06,241 --> 00:27:09,241 Nothing happened there that would annoy me. 404 00:27:09,241 --> 00:27:10,361 I'm not annoyed. 405 00:27:11,721 --> 00:27:13,641 Harri got into some trouble. 406 00:27:14,081 --> 00:27:15,801 "I was almost beat up." 407 00:27:16,881 --> 00:27:19,241 "Are you okay?" 408 00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:24,161 "Apparently eating meat is a bigger crime than staining windows." 409 00:27:24,721 --> 00:27:27,521 "Do you want to talk?" 410 00:27:31,041 --> 00:27:32,281 He doesn't. 411 00:28:49,201 --> 00:28:52,161 Did I really conceive such a freak? 412 00:29:19,921 --> 00:29:21,601 Good morning! 413 00:29:47,201 --> 00:29:50,521 You don't have to look good even in Mändälii. 414 00:29:57,681 --> 00:30:00,481 Defense attorney Järvinen, please. 415 00:30:15,201 --> 00:30:18,961 Elina, tell me your own view of the course of events 416 00:30:19,001 --> 00:30:21,241 before you stabbed your partner. 417 00:30:23,481 --> 00:30:24,921 I had promised Johnny 418 00:30:24,921 --> 00:30:26,841 that food would be ready when he gets home from work. 419 00:30:27,721 --> 00:30:32,201 I was making his favorite dish, perch fillets. 420 00:30:34,721 --> 00:30:37,841 Johnny caught them himself on a fishing trip with the boys. 421 00:30:37,841 --> 00:30:39,881 I was happy to cook them. 422 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,681 It always felt so safe when he brought home something like that. 423 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,641 Get to the point, please. 424 00:30:47,241 --> 00:30:48,921 Take it easy, Elina. 425 00:30:49,721 --> 00:30:51,481 It's okay. 426 00:30:51,481 --> 00:30:52,721 Just tell me what happened. 427 00:30:53,681 --> 00:30:55,881 I had cooked only half of them. 428 00:30:58,401 --> 00:31:00,481 Johnny came home a little early. 429 00:31:03,761 --> 00:31:05,361 He was so disappointed. 430 00:31:08,721 --> 00:31:10,961 He had caught them with his own hands after all. 431 00:31:12,761 --> 00:31:14,681 I just had to cook them. 432 00:31:19,521 --> 00:31:22,201 Prosecutor Salo. 433 00:31:28,841 --> 00:31:30,441 Could you describe the perch? 434 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,721 Striped. Red. 435 00:31:40,161 --> 00:31:41,281 Larger than usual. 436 00:31:41,881 --> 00:31:43,521 And you were only supposed to cook them? 437 00:31:44,161 --> 00:31:44,961 Yes. 438 00:31:46,801 --> 00:31:48,481 But you didn't? 439 00:31:50,521 --> 00:31:52,361 It looked like they were smiling at me. 440 00:31:53,521 --> 00:31:56,681 And you were cooking these perch at the time? 441 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,121 I rest my case. 442 00:32:04,161 --> 00:32:06,961 Defense attorney Järvinen. Do you wish to add anything further? 443 00:32:07,161 --> 00:32:07,881 Go ahead. 444 00:32:12,761 --> 00:32:16,601 And when your partner came home 445 00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:18,761 he behaved aggressively towards you? 446 00:32:18,921 --> 00:32:20,761 Johnny has attacked me before. 447 00:32:20,921 --> 00:32:24,041 Has attacked before... 448 00:32:25,721 --> 00:32:27,361 Can you tell me where? 449 00:32:28,361 --> 00:32:30,521 It happened in Mändälii. 450 00:32:36,601 --> 00:32:37,921 Excuse me, where? 451 00:32:39,401 --> 00:32:40,161 At our cottage. 452 00:32:41,321 --> 00:32:42,041 In Mäskälä. 453 00:32:43,721 --> 00:32:44,481 Yes. 454 00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:52,721 Excuse me... 455 00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:55,801 Can we take a short break? 456 00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,561 Let's take a ten-minute break. 457 00:33:01,801 --> 00:33:02,801 Thank you. 458 00:33:35,441 --> 00:33:36,441 - Hey. - Hi 459 00:33:36,601 --> 00:33:39,481 Hey, has everything been normal here? 460 00:33:40,041 --> 00:33:41,081 Yes. Why? 461 00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:44,161 And has nothing suspicious been found? 462 00:33:44,241 --> 00:33:44,961 Found? 463 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,401 Anything hidden anywhere? 464 00:33:47,481 --> 00:33:48,601 Or something like that. 465 00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:50,681 Roger that. 466 00:33:50,961 --> 00:33:52,801 Sorry, I have to go now. 467 00:33:53,441 --> 00:33:54,161 No problem. 468 00:34:03,681 --> 00:34:05,481 Radalla Resort, Harri speaking. 469 00:34:05,481 --> 00:34:06,601 How can I help? 470 00:34:07,561 --> 00:34:10,321 Please check if Ahtiainen's reservation is okay? 471 00:34:10,441 --> 00:34:11,161 Sure. 472 00:34:14,361 --> 00:34:15,281 Yes, all good. 473 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,001 Hello? 474 00:34:17,601 --> 00:34:18,201 Yes. 475 00:34:18,241 --> 00:34:19,161 The reservation is all good. 476 00:34:19,881 --> 00:34:20,801 Welcome. 477 00:34:23,721 --> 00:34:25,161 Hey, you had mail. 474b 478 00:34:28,001 --> 00:34:30,001 "Greetings from Mändälii" 479 00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:46,961 Dear witchlings. 480 00:34:47,601 --> 00:34:49,681 Wonderful, there are so many of you here and... 481 00:34:50,761 --> 00:34:52,601 I ask you for help now. 482 00:34:54,321 --> 00:34:58,521 Channel light and strength for me. 483 00:34:59,561 --> 00:35:03,761 My dear friend is out of reach. 484 00:35:04,121 --> 00:35:04,881 Physically. 485 00:35:06,361 --> 00:35:07,681 Since I am a witch, 486 00:35:07,681 --> 00:35:10,601 I was able to connect with her yesterday during a session. 487 00:35:12,321 --> 00:35:14,921 I ask that we all 488 00:35:14,921 --> 00:35:18,681 connect to the same frequencies. 489 00:35:18,921 --> 00:35:25,281 We open our senses and we clear a path 490 00:35:25,321 --> 00:35:27,601 so that she can find her way back home. 491 00:35:31,721 --> 00:35:34,761 The path of love, from Mändälii. 492 00:35:48,761 --> 00:35:50,721 What are those?! 493 00:35:52,201 --> 00:35:53,801 Witchcraft equipment. 494 00:35:54,481 --> 00:35:57,081 We are transferring the wisdom of the old people here 495 00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:58,241 to your daytime. 496 00:35:58,841 --> 00:36:00,401 To be manifested in everyday life. 497 00:36:01,081 --> 00:36:04,321 Yeah, I thought we could initiate these at the same time. 498 00:36:04,841 --> 00:36:07,481 You don't need any of this 499 00:36:07,481 --> 00:36:10,241 until you've found your true power. 500 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:12,401 Why did you do that? 501 00:36:13,481 --> 00:36:15,001 Still only bling bling in mind? 502 00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:18,241 Do you really want this? 503 00:36:18,681 --> 00:36:20,801 I do, but my followers... 504 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:21,961 Your followers? 505 00:36:22,321 --> 00:36:24,601 Do you think about them in this moment? 506 00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:29,521 You have to overcome every single hell and madness 507 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,441 that's been placed in your path. 508 00:36:31,961 --> 00:36:33,601 Until you don't care 509 00:36:33,641 --> 00:36:35,801 what people think of you. 510 00:36:36,081 --> 00:36:37,041 Then what? 511 00:36:37,121 --> 00:36:40,121 Only then will you be ready to be initiated into witchcraft. 512 00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:43,121 I want to help. 513 00:36:43,921 --> 00:36:46,401 I want me to be initiated into witchcraft. 514 00:36:47,641 --> 00:36:49,801 But I'll also learn 515 00:36:49,801 --> 00:36:51,361 to do magic spells. 516 00:36:52,321 --> 00:36:54,441 You will learn to not care 517 00:36:54,441 --> 00:36:56,161 what others think of you. 518 00:36:56,161 --> 00:36:58,681 And to live just the way that's right for you. 519 00:36:59,321 --> 00:37:01,521 That's magic for modern people. 520 00:37:02,241 --> 00:37:05,481 You'll learn to harness your every move so 521 00:37:05,481 --> 00:37:07,801 things will really start to happen. 522 00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:14,401 And if you still care about those followers at that point, 523 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,161 they'll find you. 524 00:37:17,401 --> 00:37:19,721 Väki will start working with you. 525 00:37:22,041 --> 00:37:23,921 - What is väki? - You're talking about energies. 526 00:37:24,601 --> 00:37:26,081 I'm talking about power of väki. 527 00:37:26,601 --> 00:37:28,121 It's everywhere! 528 00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:42,441 Strongest is the väki of vulva. 529 00:37:43,841 --> 00:37:46,721 The frenzy of the vulva is sturdy. 530 00:37:48,241 --> 00:37:51,561 They bleed for a week only. 531 00:37:52,161 --> 00:37:54,921 Bleeds, but a woman won't die. 532 00:37:55,921 --> 00:38:00,081 The gateway to the sacred power of creation. 533 00:38:00,161 --> 00:38:04,161 To youth and new life. 534 00:38:04,401 --> 00:38:08,081 Blesses the spouse, who fell into the swamp. 535 00:38:08,401 --> 00:38:12,361 Curses the faith of the far-sighted. 536 00:38:12,961 --> 00:38:16,201 Show your cunt for the selected only, 537 00:38:16,201 --> 00:38:19,761 do not abuse the power. 538 00:38:39,121 --> 00:38:40,281 What the hell? 539 00:38:41,441 --> 00:38:42,801 Your account has been reported. 540 00:40:36,401 --> 00:40:38,161 Hi! Hello! 541 00:40:38,201 --> 00:40:40,241 Are you be interested in a quick tarot reading? 542 00:40:40,281 --> 00:40:43,921 We could peek behind the curtain of the future a little, 543 00:40:43,961 --> 00:40:45,481 we could check the energies for today. 544 00:40:45,481 --> 00:40:46,281 No thanks. 545 00:40:46,281 --> 00:40:49,001 I used to ask cards for guidance every day. 546 00:40:49,841 --> 00:40:52,521 I don't think they spoke to me in any way. 547 00:40:52,641 --> 00:40:56,721 Mm. What kind of things did you ask guidance for? 548 00:40:56,721 --> 00:40:57,721 Basic things. 549 00:40:57,721 --> 00:40:59,721 Does my boyfriend really love me? 550 00:40:59,721 --> 00:41:01,121 Is it worth applying for a job? 551 00:41:01,321 --> 00:41:03,041 Yeah. Okay. 552 00:41:03,641 --> 00:41:04,361 What about you? 553 00:41:04,401 --> 00:41:06,241 I actually read them too, 554 00:41:06,241 --> 00:41:07,841 I have a manual for reading them. 555 00:41:07,961 --> 00:41:11,041 Have you ever thought that someone 556 00:41:11,081 --> 00:41:14,561 more experienced interpreter could read the cards for you? 557 00:41:14,561 --> 00:41:16,561 No, I have that manual. 558 00:41:16,961 --> 00:41:18,561 - I've always read them... - Come on, Sammy. 559 00:41:18,561 --> 00:41:20,561 She's not a real witch. 560 00:41:27,361 --> 00:41:28,881 I'm speechless. 561 00:41:31,961 --> 00:41:33,321 Is everything okay? 562 00:41:35,001 --> 00:41:35,881 Yeah. 563 00:41:40,161 --> 00:41:42,161 Actually, everything is not okay. 564 00:41:42,361 --> 00:41:44,441 No shit, Nostradamus! 565 00:41:44,441 --> 00:41:45,801 Someone reported my account, 566 00:41:45,801 --> 00:41:47,401 I'm rapidly losing followers. 567 00:41:47,401 --> 00:41:48,841 I have to call Angelma & Mäkelä. 568 00:41:49,481 --> 00:41:51,601 Call the accounting firm about something like that? 569 00:41:51,601 --> 00:41:53,041 It's not just an accounting firm. 570 00:41:53,041 --> 00:41:54,281 They help me with everything. 571 00:41:54,481 --> 00:41:56,321 You went from being a social media witch to being a normie. 572 00:41:56,521 --> 00:41:58,441 I lost my job. 573 00:41:58,841 --> 00:42:01,081 I have to do something unprecedented. 574 00:42:05,641 --> 00:42:08,361 Become... A real witch. 575 00:42:08,761 --> 00:42:10,121 Lulu. 576 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,801 Have you ever lied? 577 00:42:12,201 --> 00:42:14,081 I mean, when do you do tricks 578 00:42:14,081 --> 00:42:15,201 with those cards? 579 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:17,081 I don't do any tricks with tarot cards. 580 00:42:17,321 --> 00:42:21,201 I channel information and insights through them. 581 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:26,001 I chose the death card for KT from the deck. 582 00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:27,161 What? Why? 583 00:42:27,241 --> 00:42:28,481 Harri, why? 584 00:42:28,521 --> 00:42:31,801 Tarot cards are not just a fool's play. 585 00:42:32,041 --> 00:42:35,721 It's a centuries-old way of interpreting the future. 586 00:42:38,721 --> 00:42:40,641 KT ran away from death. 587 00:42:41,081 --> 00:42:41,921 To Mändälii! 588 00:42:42,641 --> 00:42:44,721 I was told about the same location. 589 00:42:45,081 --> 00:42:46,881 Me too. 590 00:42:47,081 --> 00:42:49,081 Could it be home of Ämmi? 591 00:42:49,081 --> 00:42:51,281 Or the name of the farm or something? 592 00:42:51,441 --> 00:42:53,921 KT said that Ämmi has gone crazy or something. 593 00:42:53,961 --> 00:42:55,161 Could she be dangerous? 594 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:56,921 I don't think she would hurt KT? 595 00:42:57,161 --> 00:42:57,921 I guess. 596 00:42:58,561 --> 00:43:00,161 Let's take my van. 597 00:43:01,841 --> 00:43:02,761 To Tyrväntö. 598 00:43:02,761 --> 00:43:04,321 I can't find my makeup foundation. 599 00:43:04,361 --> 00:43:05,361 KT sent me the location. 600 00:43:05,761 --> 00:43:06,281 Good. 601 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,041 So she's okay. 602 00:43:16,161 --> 00:43:17,601 Hey! 603 00:43:17,601 --> 00:43:18,961 Oh my! 604 00:43:19,841 --> 00:43:21,521 My first trip abroad. 605 00:43:21,961 --> 00:43:23,841 Look at these eggheads. 606 00:43:24,121 --> 00:43:26,641 Five people like this meet in Berlin. 607 00:43:26,881 --> 00:43:29,681 We were united by loneliness, 608 00:43:29,681 --> 00:43:30,881 that's what KT always said. 609 00:43:30,881 --> 00:43:32,641 It was my prize trip, 610 00:43:32,641 --> 00:43:34,721 after I finished my thesis and graduated. 611 00:43:34,961 --> 00:43:36,401 We remember. 612 00:43:36,441 --> 00:43:38,961 I had already been an au pair for six months. 613 00:43:39,201 --> 00:43:41,681 A week off before returning home 614 00:43:41,681 --> 00:43:44,761 I wandered around somewhere around Kreuzberg and wondered 615 00:43:44,761 --> 00:43:45,801 what to do next. 616 00:43:45,801 --> 00:43:46,801 There it was. 617 00:43:46,801 --> 00:43:49,561 Tarot deck in the bookstore window. 618 00:43:50,241 --> 00:43:53,641 Didn't you have something going with Kalle on that trip already? 619 00:43:53,641 --> 00:43:55,561 Didn't everyone have something going with Kalle, 620 00:43:55,561 --> 00:43:56,681 except me. 621 00:43:56,841 --> 00:43:59,321 Why are you talking about me like I was not here? 622 00:43:59,321 --> 00:44:00,521 It's KT who is missing. 623 00:44:00,841 --> 00:44:02,561 We're off to see KT. 624 00:44:02,961 --> 00:44:05,041 We could have been a good couple 625 00:44:05,041 --> 00:44:06,681 if you didn't start messing with witchcraft. 626 00:44:06,841 --> 00:44:08,361 Actually... 627 00:44:08,361 --> 00:44:11,281 My ideal man is a real alpha. 628 00:44:11,881 --> 00:44:14,161 Someone who brings his woman 629 00:44:14,161 --> 00:44:17,001 prey he catches with his bare hands. 630 00:44:17,001 --> 00:44:19,521 Like an animal himself. 631 00:44:19,521 --> 00:44:22,921 Still, I feel like we're each other's twin flames. 632 00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:24,601 It's a bit strange 633 00:44:24,601 --> 00:44:27,401 that you eat meat, even though you're a total hippie, Lulu. 634 00:44:27,521 --> 00:44:29,441 Strange? 635 00:44:29,441 --> 00:44:32,441 We're all just parts of the food chain. 636 00:44:32,561 --> 00:44:34,521 Fun fact! 637 00:44:34,521 --> 00:44:38,841 What you consume is meant to strengthen you. 638 00:44:39,121 --> 00:44:41,481 Then you choose for yourself 639 00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:44,201 the kind of energy that is at the same time... 640 00:44:44,481 --> 00:44:45,721 Hey, there's a gas station over there. 641 00:44:45,721 --> 00:44:46,801 I need a makeup foundation. 642 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:05,641 Fill up the tank? 643 00:45:07,641 --> 00:45:11,561 - Now that was an exceptionally ugly person. - Hey. 644 00:45:11,801 --> 00:45:12,681 Hey. 645 00:45:17,441 --> 00:45:18,441 Observation. 646 00:45:19,721 --> 00:45:21,441 No offense. 647 00:45:22,321 --> 00:45:27,121 I guess old age and ugliness don't always go hand in hand. 648 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:29,521 Nor do old age and wisdom. 649 00:45:29,641 --> 00:45:30,921 What are we talking about here? 650 00:45:31,961 --> 00:45:33,721 Absolute balderdash. 651 00:45:38,201 --> 00:45:40,361 Then you just 652 00:45:40,401 --> 00:45:42,801 slowly drift into lunacy. 653 00:45:45,521 --> 00:45:47,521 It would be nice 654 00:45:47,521 --> 00:45:50,361 if I could find a successor to my life's work, but 655 00:45:50,841 --> 00:45:53,641 but I'm not going to chase gas station customers. 656 00:45:55,001 --> 00:45:57,681 Gas nozzle in hand, yee-haw! 657 00:46:01,241 --> 00:46:03,681 At some point 658 00:46:03,721 --> 00:46:04,961 it's better to give up. 659 00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:53,561 Why don't you pick up? 660 00:46:55,721 --> 00:46:58,921 My love, 661 00:46:58,961 --> 00:47:00,801 let's go home already? 662 00:47:00,801 --> 00:47:02,161 I have my own home now. 663 00:47:02,161 --> 00:47:04,001 You don't own anything. 664 00:47:05,681 --> 00:47:08,041 Ah, you're so helpless 665 00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:10,561 now that KT isn't there to help you. 666 00:47:11,401 --> 00:47:14,441 When I see a pile of soft dough like you, 667 00:47:14,441 --> 00:47:18,081 - I want to... - There's nothing real about you. 668 00:47:18,641 --> 00:47:20,601 But you still listen to me. 669 00:47:20,601 --> 00:47:22,281 I don't listen to you. 670 00:47:23,201 --> 00:47:27,161 Because I'm the only one who's willing to love you. 671 00:47:27,481 --> 00:47:30,081 - I have to go to the bathroom. - You always do. 672 00:47:30,481 --> 00:47:34,161 - I dumped you already. - But I still never left. 673 00:47:34,281 --> 00:47:35,641 KT left. 674 00:47:37,401 --> 00:47:39,641 And soon everyone else will leave, too. 675 00:47:39,681 --> 00:47:41,321 I'm the only one who stays. 676 00:47:41,321 --> 00:47:43,521 Always with you! 677 00:48:08,521 --> 00:48:09,921 Minni! 678 00:48:21,921 --> 00:48:23,641 Let's go! Puke was over there! 679 00:48:23,641 --> 00:48:25,401 There was no one there! 680 00:48:25,721 --> 00:48:28,481 Anyone hasn't here in 20 years. 681 00:48:28,681 --> 00:48:30,241 - Really? - No. 682 00:48:30,361 --> 00:48:32,081 Not after 683 00:48:32,121 --> 00:48:36,801 a couple ran their car through that wall. 684 00:48:38,481 --> 00:48:40,961 Okay, how far are we from Mändälii? 685 00:48:41,601 --> 00:48:45,601 The driver of the wrecked car could tell you, but 686 00:48:45,601 --> 00:48:48,001 if you decide to leave now, then 687 00:48:48,001 --> 00:48:51,281 you'll be there by evening. 688 00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:54,841 Thank you. 689 00:48:55,761 --> 00:48:57,241 We're on the same side. 690 00:48:57,401 --> 00:48:58,241 Oh really? 691 00:49:02,841 --> 00:49:04,001 Good luck. 692 00:49:11,801 --> 00:49:15,201 Nothing's happened in 20 years 693 00:49:15,201 --> 00:49:17,161 and now all this traffic. 694 00:49:17,881 --> 00:49:19,881 Fill up the tank? 695 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,761 Puke is in jail. 696 00:49:22,961 --> 00:49:25,401 He said terrible things. 697 00:49:25,601 --> 00:49:28,161 Hey, even a first-time offender wouldn't have been released yet, 698 00:49:28,161 --> 00:49:30,521 even with good behavior. 699 00:49:30,841 --> 00:49:34,081 I peed on his face. 700 00:49:44,801 --> 00:49:47,681 I'm crying so much that my eyelashes are falling off. 701 00:49:47,881 --> 00:49:49,561 You don't need them. 702 00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:51,601 You're gorgeous. 703 00:49:52,081 --> 00:49:53,881 - Right now. - What do you mean? 704 00:49:55,081 --> 00:49:56,921 Now that you're not pretending. 705 00:50:02,281 --> 00:50:05,241 I noticed his selfish traits. 706 00:50:05,241 --> 00:50:07,521 Come on, he's a full-fledged narcissist. 707 00:50:07,761 --> 00:50:09,601 I should have supported him more. 708 00:50:10,161 --> 00:50:11,321 I loved him. 709 00:50:11,441 --> 00:50:14,881 Why? What did you love about him? 710 00:50:15,161 --> 00:50:17,401 He's the only one who told me how beautifull am 711 00:50:17,401 --> 00:50:18,841 every morning and evening. 712 00:50:19,561 --> 00:50:21,121 And he brought me roses every day. 713 00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:23,761 Until he moved in with you. 714 00:50:24,161 --> 00:50:25,761 He didn't even have its own apartment. 715 00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:27,521 We tried to tell you, 716 00:50:27,561 --> 00:50:28,201 remember? 717 00:50:28,481 --> 00:50:29,881 Yes, he called you names. 718 00:50:29,921 --> 00:50:31,361 He assaulted you. 719 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:34,721 He lived on your wing and almost isolated you from us. 720 00:50:35,121 --> 00:50:36,641 I thought I could... 721 00:50:36,641 --> 00:50:38,121 I'm so dumb. 722 00:50:39,241 --> 00:50:40,721 You're free from him. 723 00:50:41,841 --> 00:50:44,881 Did you cut the crotch off his pants 724 00:50:44,921 --> 00:50:46,241 before you threw him out? 725 00:50:49,521 --> 00:50:51,521 I couldn't have done it without KT. 722b 726 00:51:03,881 --> 00:51:07,681 Wait... who's actually driving this van? 727 00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:21,801 Guidance... Thanks! 728 00:51:21,841 --> 00:51:22,441 Wait a second! 729 00:51:41,721 --> 00:51:42,961 How did we not notice? 730 00:51:43,081 --> 00:51:43,801 What? 731 00:51:43,841 --> 00:51:46,601 Well, anything, that someone jumped behind the wheel at the gas station 732 00:51:46,641 --> 00:51:49,561 and started driving while we were 733 00:51:49,561 --> 00:51:50,801 giving Minni a therapy session. 734 00:51:50,921 --> 00:51:52,921 - Therapy session? - Really. 735 00:51:52,921 --> 00:51:54,881 Some wacko is on the loose here 736 00:51:54,881 --> 00:51:57,041 and you're just giggling about guidance. 737 00:51:57,801 --> 00:51:59,401 This is Mändälii! 738 00:52:11,321 --> 00:52:13,561 We can't just go in blind. 739 00:52:14,361 --> 00:52:16,161 This is really sick. 740 00:52:23,321 --> 00:52:26,361 We will wait here for her to respond. 741 00:52:27,401 --> 00:52:28,921 I'm going to pee. 742 00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:30,881 You can pee in the car! 743 00:52:31,241 --> 00:52:32,801 And then empty the tank? 744 00:52:32,921 --> 00:52:34,521 There could be anything out there! 745 00:52:34,801 --> 00:52:37,121 We're in Mändälii, 746 00:52:37,121 --> 00:52:38,681 nothing to worry about here. 747 00:52:38,841 --> 00:52:40,361 We'll wait for you right here. 748 00:52:40,441 --> 00:52:43,241 You can come with me, to shake it. 749 00:52:43,881 --> 00:52:45,841 And remember to run really fast 750 00:52:45,841 --> 00:52:47,161 when a monster comes. 751 00:52:57,041 --> 00:52:59,561 My therapist told me to visit nature. 752 00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:01,321 observe animals. 753 00:53:01,921 --> 00:53:04,001 They don't care what others think of them. 754 00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:42,601 Milfoil. 755 00:53:42,961 --> 00:53:45,081 To relieve anxiety. 756 00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:04,161 Some nettle 757 00:54:07,321 --> 00:54:09,361 to strengthen physically. 758 00:54:09,721 --> 00:54:10,601 Really? 759 00:54:11,721 --> 00:54:13,161 KT's teachings. 760 00:54:20,761 --> 00:54:23,481 Why haven't we heard anything from her? 761 00:54:28,321 --> 00:54:30,161 We should ask tea leaves. 762 00:54:36,881 --> 00:54:38,401 Take a cup. 763 00:54:40,601 --> 00:54:42,081 Swirl the liquid 764 00:54:42,081 --> 00:54:43,961 three times clockwise. 765 00:54:51,081 --> 00:54:52,281 And then tip it over. 766 00:55:06,521 --> 00:55:08,481 Well, what do you see? 767 00:55:08,761 --> 00:55:10,561 No, what do you see? 768 00:55:13,481 --> 00:55:15,281 Squint your eyes a little. 769 00:55:15,321 --> 00:55:17,201 Until your vision becomes blurry. 770 00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:18,521 And try it. 771 00:55:22,321 --> 00:55:25,281 I think I see boobs? 772 00:55:31,241 --> 00:55:32,241 Okay. 773 00:55:33,761 --> 00:55:35,601 What do boobs represent to you? 774 00:55:38,721 --> 00:55:40,641 Your boobs. 775 00:55:42,321 --> 00:55:44,241 I still remember what they look like. 776 00:55:46,481 --> 00:55:48,561 You would need to feed me 777 00:55:48,561 --> 00:55:50,681 - a lot of worm cap... - Worm cap? 778 00:55:52,441 --> 00:55:55,321 Only a few people know this, 779 00:55:55,321 --> 00:55:58,401 but worm cap can really mess with your head. 780 00:55:58,841 --> 00:56:00,241 Really? 781 00:56:02,321 --> 00:56:03,361 Yeah, but... 782 00:56:03,881 --> 00:56:05,121 Tell me. 783 00:56:05,561 --> 00:56:07,801 Why do you have to mess up your head? 784 00:56:09,601 --> 00:56:10,761 Don't... 785 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:14,881 KT has already moralized me enough... 786 00:56:15,041 --> 00:56:16,041 Tell me. 787 00:56:16,601 --> 00:56:17,921 I have said it. 788 00:56:20,641 --> 00:56:22,161 Excellent grades. 789 00:56:22,641 --> 00:56:24,881 Competitive floorball player. 790 00:56:25,601 --> 00:56:27,521 Aced my law school entrance exam. 791 00:56:29,121 --> 00:56:31,961 It's hard for me to achieve anything without... 792 00:56:38,801 --> 00:56:41,081 My parents hate losers. 793 00:56:46,561 --> 00:56:48,961 Your future true love thinks 794 00:56:48,961 --> 00:56:54,441 you have to be brave and wake up that wild animal 795 00:56:54,441 --> 00:56:57,441 that's been taught to only do tricks and 796 00:56:57,441 --> 00:56:59,561 silenced with treats. 797 00:57:03,361 --> 00:57:05,601 I screw up everything when I'm stressed. 798 00:57:06,561 --> 00:57:08,321 What do I do then? 799 00:57:10,441 --> 00:57:12,641 Then you'll go to the forest. 800 00:57:15,761 --> 00:57:17,881 To dance naked 801 00:57:17,881 --> 00:57:20,361 with your future true love. 802 00:57:20,841 --> 00:57:22,921 Whoever that is. 803 00:57:25,121 --> 00:57:26,561 I see you. 804 00:57:29,561 --> 00:57:31,721 - Help! Help! - Lulu come here! 805 00:57:31,841 --> 00:57:33,881 Harri! 806 00:57:34,441 --> 00:57:36,121 What's wrong with you?! 807 00:57:37,001 --> 00:57:37,841 Harri! 808 00:57:39,321 --> 00:57:42,321 Kalle! Call an ambulance! 809 00:57:42,681 --> 00:57:44,321 Where? Where should I tell it to come? 810 00:57:44,441 --> 00:57:45,481 Call now! 811 00:57:46,281 --> 00:57:48,481 Harri! Get up! 812 00:57:50,761 --> 00:57:51,521 Boo! 813 00:57:53,801 --> 00:57:54,881 So funny. 814 00:57:55,561 --> 00:57:56,841 I just wanted to see 815 00:57:56,841 --> 00:57:59,081 how fast my friends will come to help me. 816 00:57:59,201 --> 00:58:00,481 Idiot. 817 00:58:22,401 --> 00:58:24,081 I left my bag there! 818 00:58:33,721 --> 00:58:36,801 I already asked who's driving that van? 819 00:58:42,281 --> 00:58:43,521 KT! 820 00:58:45,481 --> 00:58:46,481 Minni! 821 00:58:46,481 --> 00:58:48,241 I'm going to get KT! 822 00:58:48,561 --> 00:58:50,201 Don't let her go alone! 823 00:59:45,881 --> 00:59:48,241 "I will become a real witch." 824 00:59:49,761 --> 00:59:51,121 "Mom was, too." 825 00:59:53,921 --> 00:59:56,041 "I would have done anything." 826 00:59:57,921 --> 00:59:59,761 "I would do anything." 827 01:00:02,601 --> 01:00:04,481 "Still would." 828 01:02:08,801 --> 01:02:11,721 Hey, this location is no longer updating. 829 01:02:14,281 --> 01:02:16,881 Should we stay here then? 830 01:02:46,761 --> 01:02:48,681 I shared our location to the group chat. 831 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:51,321 Lulu, do you have your cards with you? 832 01:02:53,481 --> 01:02:54,481 Why? 833 01:02:55,321 --> 01:02:56,801 To have some entertainment. 834 01:02:57,001 --> 01:02:59,601 We wouldn't be here, and KT wouldn't be missing, 835 01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:03,601 if you hadn't misused those cards for a small laugh. 836 01:03:06,761 --> 01:03:09,161 You can ask them 837 01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:12,641 are there any murderers behind that tree or... 838 01:03:12,681 --> 01:03:13,481 Stop it. 839 01:03:13,521 --> 01:03:15,441 ...Do we have to watch out for bears? 840 01:03:15,481 --> 01:03:18,921 Stop it, you turn everything into a joke 841 01:03:18,921 --> 01:03:20,361 when something gets to you. Why? 842 01:03:20,721 --> 01:03:21,881 Yes you do. 843 01:03:22,521 --> 01:03:23,361 Why? 844 01:03:27,081 --> 01:03:30,601 My therapist told me 845 01:03:30,601 --> 01:03:34,881 that it's hard to let go of a role you've adopted since childhood. 846 01:03:35,401 --> 01:03:36,281 Still. 847 01:03:36,601 --> 01:03:38,361 You should cry sometimes. 848 01:03:39,321 --> 01:03:41,241 That's not something we would do. 849 01:03:46,001 --> 01:03:48,921 That Christmas I was scared to saw the Christmas tree. 850 01:03:49,601 --> 01:03:51,041 But I sawed it anyway. 851 01:03:52,961 --> 01:03:55,241 That kind of things were important to my father. 852 01:03:57,241 --> 01:03:59,801 He probably didn't remember at the Christmas table anymore. 853 01:04:00,321 --> 01:04:02,921 And he didn't praise me for putting the tablecloth on. 854 01:04:03,361 --> 01:04:06,721 And I didn't dare say that the liver casserole was cold. 855 01:04:11,001 --> 01:04:12,681 And then Santa came. 856 01:04:15,881 --> 01:04:19,321 He asked me if I wanted to sing to him or something. 857 01:04:20,841 --> 01:04:22,801 And I told him a joke. 858 01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:25,361 Would you like to sing to Santa? 859 01:04:25,481 --> 01:04:27,481 Would you like to hear a joke? 860 01:04:27,641 --> 01:04:29,881 Two grannies wanted to jam 861 01:04:29,881 --> 01:04:31,401 but one got stuck in the jar. 862 01:04:32,801 --> 01:04:34,921 Dad started laughing. 863 01:04:35,321 --> 01:04:38,241 And he said, you're a funny boy. 864 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:42,721 You're a funny boy. 865 01:04:43,201 --> 01:04:45,401 I did everything my father wanted, 866 01:04:45,441 --> 01:04:47,081 but he never accepted me. 867 01:04:47,401 --> 01:04:49,481 Except when I made him laugh. 868 01:04:50,761 --> 01:04:52,921 Christmas was the warmest time for me. 869 01:04:56,121 --> 01:04:57,361 That's terrible... 870 01:04:57,721 --> 01:04:59,081 I'm sorry. 871 01:05:00,641 --> 01:05:03,201 I do work on myself. 872 01:05:12,441 --> 01:05:14,201 I'm hungry. 873 01:05:16,561 --> 01:05:18,361 Close your eyes. 874 01:05:22,201 --> 01:05:23,281 Do you see it? 875 01:05:24,081 --> 01:05:26,761 There's a feast in front of us. 876 01:05:26,761 --> 01:05:28,081 What's in it? 877 01:05:28,721 --> 01:05:29,841 Anything. 878 01:05:32,201 --> 01:05:32,841 Chicken. 879 01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:33,961 Broiler. 880 01:05:34,041 --> 01:05:34,881 Steak. 881 01:05:35,081 --> 01:05:35,881 Chicken. 882 01:05:36,121 --> 01:05:36,641 Broiler. 883 01:05:36,881 --> 01:05:37,721 Steak. 884 01:05:38,361 --> 01:05:39,681 Broiler. Steak! Chicken! 885 01:05:39,681 --> 01:05:40,801 Broiler! 886 01:05:41,041 --> 01:05:42,121 Steak! Chicken! 887 01:05:42,441 --> 01:05:48,081 Chicken, broiler, steak... 888 01:07:01,521 --> 01:07:04,481 The devil claims the one who dies on their feet. 889 01:07:05,121 --> 01:07:09,081 Fear bites you in the ass. 890 01:07:09,801 --> 01:07:12,841 The name of a witch demands it, 891 01:07:12,841 --> 01:07:16,241 the sacrifice of one's own power. 892 01:07:16,641 --> 01:07:20,481 Help the fading crone 893 01:07:20,481 --> 01:07:23,721 to keep her from the casket. 894 01:07:26,161 --> 01:07:30,041 You can save your friends, 895 01:07:30,041 --> 01:07:33,521 by strengthening the dying... 896 01:09:09,121 --> 01:09:12,561 There is a turning point coming, on the path of growth and change... 897 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:23,001 There is a turning point coming, on the path of growth and change. 898 01:11:43,321 --> 01:11:46,361 "You have to be careful what you wish for, Lulu." 899 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,041 "The time for choices is over." 900 01:11:50,601 --> 01:11:52,281 "You are my family." 901 01:11:52,281 --> 01:11:54,321 "But so is Ämmi." 902 01:12:41,201 --> 01:12:43,961 "My ideal man is a real alpha." 903 01:12:43,961 --> 01:12:46,441 "Someone who brings his woman 904 01:12:46,441 --> 01:12:49,321 prey that he caught with his bare hands." 905 01:12:49,601 --> 01:12:51,281 "Like an animal himself." 906 01:16:08,761 --> 01:16:12,001 The strongest is the väki of vulva. 907 01:16:12,961 --> 01:16:16,121 The frenzy of the vulva is sturdy. 908 01:17:46,281 --> 01:17:49,681 Ämmi! 909 01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:54,081 Ämmi! 910 01:18:42,561 --> 01:18:45,961 "I promised to play this game with you until the end." 911 01:18:46,001 --> 01:18:47,641 "Do you still want it?"