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[beeping]
[dial tone]
[dial up internet noises]
[reporter] The 1900s are almost over,
and the new millennium's about to arrive...
[woman] I'm kind of hoping society collapses. Work sucks!
[man] No, no, no, we're all just going to get shit-faced.
[reporter] This morning, staff have been standing by
to handle bug related problems as midnight strikes...
[man] There's a Y2K problem
and nobody's saying what's going on...
[woman] ...fly to Perth, but darling,
I am frightened of the big Y2K bug...
[man] It's a hoax!
[woman] I just hope I get a new year's pash...
[reporter] A couple of wild cards from the North Shore,
and what are you girls getting up to tonight?
[woman] It's New Year's Eve! Whoa!
[man] Oh mate, it's a beat up. I just wanna get smashed.
Slip, slop, smashed.
[radio DJ] There's still a few hours to go until midnight.
We're counting down the top hits of the nineties.
I'm sure you all know this one.
["Dreams" by The Cranberries playing]
Hi there. My name is Dr. Minnie Vernon.
Can you please tell me your name and your date of birth?
Can you please confirm your name and your date of birth?
And what operation are you having today?
- [woman moaning] - [Nurse] Good...
[woman] I am never doing this again.
Hi Lucy. How you doing?
My name's Dr. Minnie Vernon. I'm an anaesthetist.
I understand you'd like an epidural today.
Oh, give me the drugs!
Lucy, I think if you just give it a little bit more time.
Well, it's really just about what you want, Lucy.
I'm here to help you out. So would you like the epidural?
- Yes. Thank you. - Great.
Um, so let me explain that procedure to you.
It's just an injection in your back.
It's the size of a hair--
Why are you eating a sandwich? Where's my apple juice?
It's been hours, I was about to faint.
Fine! I'll go back for it.
- Minnie. - Cameron.
You know her?
Yeah, Minnie and I are old friends.
- Cam and I were engaged. - Oh my God!
Ronny, is this the ex?
[nurse] Hey Lucy, look at me. You don't need drugs, okay?
So Ronny, a baby? Congratulations.
It's funny though because we kind of broke up
because you said you didn't want kids.
We broke up because you kind of slept
with your best mate, Joe.
[nurse] Keep breathing.
Okay, but you did say that you didn't want kids, didn't you?
I didn't want kids, then!
Okay. We broke up like six months ago, so...
What?
It was two years ago. Tell her.
Oh, wow.
Oh yeah. No, he's right. It was definitely two years ago.
Time flies, hey?
Still though, I'm pretty sure you said
you never wanted kids. - With you.
[Lucy] It's coming. Do I lie down now?
Gotcha.
[nurse] No, no, we keep standing and Lucy
we're going to bear down like a coffee plunger, okay?
[Cameron] You're doing amazing, babe.
[nurse] That's it. Keep breathing.
- Okay, so Lucy, just a couple-- - Get out!
Yes, absolutely.
[gentle guitar music]
[woman] Min!
Why aren't you dressed?
Um, I'm not coming.
- What? You have to come? - I'm really tired.
I had a long shift and it's just going to be
a bunch of boring couples anyway.
Ah, it is an intimate gathering
of some of your closest friends who would all love to see you.
Besides, Rodney wants to have a big one.
Yeah, nah. I'm just going to stay on the couch. Sorry.
You know, a fold-up couch
is actually supposed to fold back up.
[woman] Oh, good. We're having the conversation.
What conversation?
The "you leaving" conversation.
Are you kicking me out?
Minnie, I know that things have been hard
since Cameron dumped you and Joe left.
Yeah...
- But Max and I... - We want the room back.
[phone ringing] Oh, that's Rodney.
Better get that. Tell him I'm not coming.
One second.
Hey.
G'day, we need you to bring some ice, like four bags.
[Rodney] Pia!
Hey, Mum and Dad are here. Where's the monitor?
- The monitor? - Baby, let's go...
I dunno. I think I left it in Joe's room.
- Does she need it? - Yeah.
[Rodney] Sorry, baby's first night away.
- Did you just say Joe's room? - Oh, shit.
Is Joe back?
Yeah, he got in this morning.
Joe's back. Put him on.
Yay.
He's asleep. Look, I didn't say anything, okay?
- He wants to surprise you. - Okay.
- Minnie's not coming. - You have to come.
I'm turning the clock back tonight.
Rodney is off the leash.
I am, don't worry. I'm definitely coming.
- Okay. - Hey, Rodney.
- Yeah, - They're leaving.
- Okay. - Are you saying bye?
Yep, be there in a second. Thank you. Okay.
- Okay. Don't forget the ice. - Yep. Bye.
["Deeper Water" by Deadstar playing]
♪ I'm heading out where the water is much deeper ♪
♪ I save myself I'm saving you ♪
♪ I'm heading out I'm going there and I'm gonna make it ♪
♪ I save myself I'm saving you ♪
- You know it's a costume party? - Yeah.
- So what are you going as? - Ah, I'm going as 'Friends'.
- Oh, which one? - All of them.
[Minnie] Perfect.
[Flick] Oh great, you're finally going to drink that?
No, it's a gift for Joe.
Oh, no. It's a gift for you, from me.
I got it in Mexico for you 10 years ago.
[Minnie] Oh shit.
Do you think tequila goes off? Probably, hey?
Hey, after what happened at the hospital today,
I don't want you to do anything rash.
Oh, Flick, it's going to be fine. Okay?
We're just going to, going to have a few drinks
and see where the night takes us.
Well the night usually takes you and Joe to Bang Town.
Here we go. This will do.
Party time.
- Do you need to wee? - No, Mum.
♪ You're the reason why I chose to stay ♪
["Sorrento Moon (I Remember)" by Tina Arena playing]
♪ It's been a long time ♪
♪ To find your dream and hold on to it ♪
♪ All I needed was to fly ♪
♪ It's a long way from innocence to understanding ♪
♪ Picture of a child at play is how I feel today ♪
♪ And I remember ♪
♪ How it all came true By the sweet Sorrento moon ♪
[Max] Ah, you didn't tell me Rodney was loaded.
Yeah, somehow he always managed to fall ass backwards into--
Oh, look at the water feature.
I need to wee.
Hey, try not to fall on Joe's dick before we get inside, yeah?
[gentle music]
[electrical crackling]
[door opening]
["Laid" by James playing]
What time is it?
You know what time it is.
[both] Party time!
- Rodney told you, didn't he? - Yeah. Yes, he did.
Wait, who are you supposed to be?
Um...
Nineties legend - Minnie Vernon?
Nice of you to make the effort.
Yeah well, who are you supposed to be? A bag of dicks?
Yeah.
Jeez. You don't waste any time.
It's party time. Get on it.
No, I can't. I think I'm allergic
- To tequila? - Mm.
- New York's changed you, mate. - It has actually.
You know, just before we go in--
[man] Alrighty then!
Hey...
What's going on? All good? Good...
What's ah -
where's your costume?
I didn't have time. Does it matter?
No, it's just silliness, isn't it?
Bring the ice?
I didn't, sorry.
Perfect. Um...
Well thanks for coming, mate.
Is this yours?
Yes. Weird.
Yeah. Come in. I want to show you something.
Okay.
[woman] Rodney, where's the ice?
Minnie! I didn't think that you were coming.
Hey Pia, long time no see.
Yes! We missed you at the birthday.
Oh, sorry. I thought it was a kid's party.
It was... Our kid's birthday party.
Have a Sea Breeze. They just, they just need some ice.
Have you told Minnie about the, the flight path?
- He thinks I'm overreacting. - No, no, no, no, no.
Everyone should know.
So, when Y2K shuts down all the computers--
- If! - When!
Planes will literally start falling from the sky.
I mean, what do I know? I just work in IT.
- Well, worked in IT. - And you're a real doctor.
Okay...
Hey, do you think they know that I'm The Nanny?
Ta-dah!
- Ah, 'Dumb and Dumber'? - Oh...
[Max] Kurt Cobain. Baby Frances.
[Joe] Yes!
- Hey. - Hi.
Here, hold that.
[Joe] Hello, you look great.
[Flick] Thank you. Can you pick it?
Hmm?
Hey, you should have told me about your costume.
I could've come as Courtney.
Isn't Jenny coming as Courtney Cox.
- Love. - Huh?
It's Love.
Sorry, who's Jenny? Who's Jenny?
- You look good. - So do you.
Are you sure that it's Love?
Sure looks like it.
Guys. Guys, this is Jenny.
This is Max and Flick and Minnie.
Wow. I have heard so much about you.
Really? It's funny, I haven't heard anything about you.
[Joe] Ah, surprise. We met at a bar.
- Didn't we? - This guy, my worst tipper.
No, to be fair,
tipping's not really a thing here in Australia.
You worked a bar? You're a bar chick?
Mixologist.
I'm actually kinda taking a break right now.
I'm in-between careers. A bit of a dilettante.
I'm not sure that's the right word.
Oh my God, she's not breathing.
Does anyone know a doctor?
[all laughing]
She's good.
I'm going to get another Sea Breeze.
Does anyone want one?
- Let's get a photo of you three. - Oh...
I don't know if I'm quite ready for a photo yet.
Okay. That's fine. Min, you want to pop out.
[Joe] Alright. Beautiful.
Never mind.
You see, the album was called--
Need to wee. Hey Pia, where's the toilet?
[Pia] It's in the bathroom.
[someone snorting]
[snorting continues]
Uh, ocupado.
Um, I'd offer you a line, but I'm almost out.
Sorry. Do you mind?
No, no, I don't mind. I've seen it all before.
I'm an OB-GYN.
Okay. So...
Did you come straight from work or?
What? Isn't it obvious?
'ER'.
I'm George Clooney.
I haven't watched it.
Rodney and I share an office.
I'm Karl. Karl Siewert.
C-word?
S-I-E-W-E-R-T.
Ah, okay.
You're Doctor C-word gynaecologist?
Correct.
And you are?
I'm Minnie.
Like the mouse.
Yeah. Can I get some privacy?
- Sure. - Thanks.
Hey ah, so Minnie, Rodney tells me you're single.
Oh, does he? That's great. Thanks Rodney.
You have a massive bit of parsley in your teeth.
Is it really bothering you?
I, I mean, I guess not.
If it bothers you, I can move it.
No, that's okay.
Shall we?
[Pia] Being safe is better than being sorry. Generally.
[Jenny] Yeah, exactly. Like my friend in Miami.
They built a bunker, which I feel is a bit much, but...
Come on. I, I think Y2K is a massive beat up.
- [Joe] I agree. - Thank you, Joe.
I'm sorry.
Hey Jenny, you should come with me.
I want to show you something.
Okay.
[Pia] Don't worry, Joe. I will bring her back.
[Rodney] Speaking of midnight, guess what I got?
- [all] Drugs? - Fireworks.
- That's, that's still cool. - Yeah. Okay.
But does anyone have any drugs or...
[C-word sniffing]
So where did you two meet?
Met in the bathroom.
Ah, not on purpose.
- [Joe] The bathroom? - [Max] Classy.
- [Joe] Maybe it's fate. - [Minnie] It's not fate.
["Coco Jamboo" by Mr. President playing]
[Flick] Oh my God, you guys know the rules.
No wait. What's going on?
It's this stupid... It started in uni, right?
We made up this stupid dance
and then every time the song comes on,
we have to do the dance.
Like, one time Rodney
brought like a boombox into an exam room.
- Yeah, that sounds lame. - It's actually amazing.
Excuse me.
♪ Put me up, put me down, put my feet back on the ground ♪
No!
♪ Feel my heart and make me happy ♪
♪ Here we go getting smooth to the groove ♪
♪ Watchin' lovely ladies as I smooth as I move ♪
♪ 'Cause that's what they say but I can't prove ♪
♪ So turn it up again and watch me move to the groove ♪
♪ As we get close you whisper, "Coco" ♪
♪ I hold you in my arms and you say, "Jamboo" ♪
♪ Scream and shout, turn and say "Colombo" ♪
♪ Now I gotta go, so coco ♪
♪ Put me up, put me down, put my feet back on the ground ♪
♪ Put me up, take my heart and make me happy ♪
- Okay! You need lessons, or? - I got it.
[Joe] Are you sure?
♪ Put me up, put me down, put my feet back on the ground ♪
- So does it just start again? - [Flick] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Flick] You ready? - Yep.
♪ Yeah-yeah-yeah, Coco Jamboo, yeah-yeah-yeah ♪
[Flick] Oh my, God! Jenny!
[Joe] Whoa.
[Pia] You're amazing.
- Yeah, she used to be a dancer. - Still am baby.
Did she?
[music playing] [people chattering]
"Used to be a dancer". [scoffing]
Definitely code for stripper.
What's wrong with being a stripper?
Well, now she's like an unemployed bar chick.
Mixologist.
- Shut up. - What?
He's not your boyfriend.
Max is right.
I know you were hoping for something more with Joe,
but he has a girlfriend now
and she actually seems really cool.
Yeah.
Wow.
You too, Brutus?
- [thudding] - Whoa.
Talk about a sliding doors moment.
- [Joe] Minnie! - Oh, is it bad?
- Rodney, do you have any ice? - Ah, no.
[Joe] Oh, wow. Farm picked.
I don't care about the peas.
All we're saying is just give peas a chance.
Oh, my God. That is not funny. Help me.
Alright. Alright.
Ow!
- You alright? - Yeah.
Okay.
[Minnie moaning]
You want to take over?
- Yeah. - How's your head?
I'm good. I'm good. It's bad. It's bad.
- Hey, are you pissed? - What?
With me, I mean about Jenny.
You know, I wanted to give you a heads up at the door.
Um...
I want you to like her.
Right... Well...
Ah...
If you like her, I like her.
I love her.
- What? - Hm-mm.
How long have you even known each other?
- A few weeks. - What?
I'm joking. A few months.
Still, very quick.
Yeah, that's exactly what her parents thought, but...
Her parents, you've, you've met her parents?
You never even got to meet my mum.
I have missed you, you know.
Does um, does Jenny know about party time?
Yeah, she knows.
- Not a huge fan of the design. - Okay...
But like, does she know about us?
Yeah, she knows the gist. She's cool.
Okay.
- Cool? - Cool.
It's weird, isn't it?
It's like...
...you never know it's going to be the last time.
Like, at the time.
No, no, no, no. I shouldn't do that.
Um...
- I can't. - Yeah.
Um...
- Cool. - Shit.
You know what? I think my nose is fine.
No, no, hey Minnie...
No, no, it's fine. Just forget it. Forget it.
[people chattering]
Minnie?
You kissed?
No! Okay, okay, we kissed and then we went skinny dipping.
- [Jenny] Right. - [Flick] I mean, you know,
Rodney was the first to get naked and then stay naked
for the rest of the night.
- He was 'Living La Vida Loca'. - [Joe] Always.
[Flick] It was like 10 years ago and we took mushrooms.
And what happens in Mexico, stays in Mexico.
Careful, baby.
- Fuck yeah! - Truly exquisite.
- Do you want one? - Who'd you kiss, Minnie?
What? No, Minnie didn't come to Mexico.
- Oh... - I didn't.
Just me, Rodney and Flick.
I just don't ever want to see Rodney's balls again?
Amen.
- Where is Rodney? - Fireworks, maybe.
- Oh guys, one minute. - Okay.
A hundred billion dollars the US spent trying to fix Y2K.
It's the biggest peace time catastrophe in history.
And all for what? For like two fucking digits.
I mean, you can't avoid the inevitable.
The universe is always going to find a way to course correct.
- [Flick] Okay guys, 10 seconds. - Happy apocalypse.
Maybe we should head to the beach in case something happens.
[Joe] No, it's going to be great. I promise.
[Flick] Alright, alright, alright.
10, 9, 8, 7,
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
- [all] Happy new year! - Hey...
[rumbling] [car alarms sounding]
It's happening.
Oh, cool...
It's okay...
[Pia] Rodney?
[Rodney] It's the end of the world!
[Max] What?
[C-word laughing]
[Flick] That's funny.
- That's good. That's good. - [Pia] What is wrong with you?
[C-word] Ah, where's the fucking fireworks, Rodney?
Oh, my God.
- [Jenny] Um... - [Joe] Um?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- Yes, of course. - Yes?
[Jenny] Oh wow. Okay.
- Yeah, that's a yes. - Congrats!
I'm sorry, what?
Hey, this is mad.
Amazing.
["Heavy Heart" by You Am I playing]
♪ I'm like a waterlogged ball ♪
♪ That no-one wants to kick around anymore ♪
♪ An all day morning hair-do That no comb can get through ♪
♪ It's all granola and beer ♪
♪ And a calling card and a silk cut souvenir ♪
♪ I miss you like sleep ♪
♪ And there's nothing romantic about the hours I keep ♪
♪ The mornings when it starts I don't look so sharp ♪
♪ Now I've got a heavy heart ♪
[dramatic music] [tequila sloshing]
Huh.
[door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
What time is it?
It's, like, five past midnight. I...
[sighs] Rodney told you, didn't he?
This yours?
Yeah.
Is my nose okay?
What! Yeah, why? Did you get a nose job?
[laughs] No.
You got a nose job? You didn't ask me to do it.
- No, I didn't get a nose job. - I mean...
Actually, they didn't do a terrible job.
Few things I'd do differently.
I broke my nose on the door. Do you not remember?
Oh, hey, did you guys--
[Pia] Rodney, where is the ice?
Minnie, hi, I, I didn't think you were coming.
Have a Sea Breeze. There's real cranberry vodka in them.
- They need ice. - I know.
Rodney, where--
Hey, Pia, did you tell, uh, Min about the, uh, the flight path?
- He thinks I'm overreacting. - No, no, no, no, no.
Everyone should know, so we're under a flight path.
- Yes, we are. - And Pia tells me that when--
It's not completely certain.
When Y2K shuts down all the computers...
Planes are going to start falling out of the sky.
- She knows, too, - Exactly.
- Yeah. - What do I know?
- I just work in IT. - She just works in IT.
Correct, she's so much smarter than you.
[Rodney] Worked in IT.
- I need to wee. - Can you hold these?
[someone snorting]
[Minnie sighs]
[urine pattering]
- Ocupado? - Oh, for fuck's sake.
[Minnie sighs]
Okay, look, you can have one line.
Just keep it to yourself, all right?
Can you please just let me wee?
Hey, fire away, I've seen it all before.
I'm Karl, by the way.
Yes, C-word, I know. We met.
- Uh, have we? - Yeah.
Ria's birthday party.
Who the hell is Ria?
- Rodney and Pia's kid. - Oh.
Okay, uh, whatever, can you, can you leave, please?
Yeah, sure.
As in like get out.
Uh, just, oh, yeah, give me one sec.
[C-word sniffing]
Bye.
That's enough. Out you go.
Bye.
[Minnie sighs]
[mellow music]
[woman] Oh, my God.
[Joe] Oh, hey, Minnie, Minnie, I want you to meet--
- Hi. - Jenny.
[Jenny] I've heard so much about you.
[Minnie] Come here.
That was a little bit rude.
Um, I think I'm having an aneurysm.
- What? - Yeah.
Okay, well, your pupils look fine.
- Do you have blurred vision? - Nuh-uh.
Do you have a headache, any pain?
No.
Well, so what are the symptoms?
Just like a, like, a really intense déjà vu.
So what are the symptoms?
That's not funny.
What specifically is happening?
Okay, so it's like we got here, yeah?
And we did the whole night, and then it got to midnight,
and then everything just started again.
Are you self-medicating again?
What? No, no, I'm not.
My God - Y2K.
It's Y2K. Pia!
[chattering indistinctly]
[Jenny] I brought all our bank statements just to be safe.
Like, I know it's going to be fine, but--
[Pia] But what if it's not?
Rodney thinks that I'm overreacting.
- Hey, Pia. - What?
Hey, what happened, Minnie?
[Minnie] Go, go, go, important.
[Pia] What's the matter, Minnie?
- Pia? - Yes.
You're right, Y2K. It's real.
Something's going to happen at midnight.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Minnie. - Mm.
Don't worry. Y2K compliance, it's my job.
- Okay. - Okay.
- I code C++. - Okay.
- Hold this. - Yeah.
I have all the essentials.
- Okay. - You're okay.
[bag rustling]
[zipper whizzing]
See, Minnie?
$1,986,173.
It is our entire life savings.
If anything was to happen,
we would all be able to ride it out.
That's, um, well, um...
I just, uh, I don't actually think it works like that.
What do you mean?
Well, it's like, okay...
So Y2K, I don't think it's a bug, or a glitch,
or, like, a computer thing, right?
It's, um, I don't even know how to explain this.
It's, um, okay, uh...
Pia, I'm from the future.
Sure you are.
Pia, I'm serious, and I kind of need your help.
You know, Rodney used to take me seriously.
You remember that, don't you?
He doesn't anymore.
[bag thudding]
And I don't appreciate you joining in on his fun and games.
[door clattering]
Okay...
[all] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one.
Happy New Year.
[lights clanking]
[car alarms wailing] [ground rumbling]
[Rodney] It's the end of the world!
[alarms stop] [pensive music]
[all laughing]
[C-word] Uh, where's the fucking fireworks, Rodney?
[footsteps]
No, seriously, what is wrong with you?
[Rodney] I don't know. I thought, like,
you'd be happy, like you were right.
It's just a joke. Remember, you used to love that kind of stuff.
I don't really see how all of your friends laughing at me
is very funny.
Okay, between you and Minnie--
[Rodney] Sorry, what? What about Minnie?
[Pia] Do not pretend you didn't put her up to it.
[Rodney] I don't know what you're talking about.
[Pia] Really?
A time traveller visiting us all the way from the year 2000.
I know it's you.
[pensive music continues]
[dramatic music] [tequila sloshing]
[door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
- What time is it? - Oh, my God.
This yours?
[Joe] Oh, Rodney told you, didn't he?
[lipstick clattering]
[dramatic music] [tequila sloshing]
[door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
What time is it?
Okay.
Hey.
[pensive music]
Hey, hey, hey, hey, where did you get this tequila?
Uh, I told you, Mexico.
Yeah, yeah, but, like, where specifically,
some kind of Aztec shaman or something?
I don't know, supermarket, duty free. Why?
Just it's giving me some very strange side effects.
Cool.
Do you know what this is?
Uh, no, but Rodney knows Spanish. Ask him.
Orina del Diablo - The Devil's Piss.
What does the rest of it say?
What, what's the worm saying?
Yeah, I don't know. That's all the Spanish I know.
Also, fun fact, if it has a worm in it, it's not tequila.
- It's mezcal. - It's not a fun fact.
[Flick] And if you eat the worm, don't you get super wasted?
No, that's just a marketing gimmick,
though the worm does give it a distinctive taste.
- May I try some? - No, you may not.
- Is everything okay, Minnie? - Yeah.
Uh, Minnie, this yours?
Hello, is this yours?
Yeah.
Geez, why don't you kiss already?
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, I can't.
Oh, girl, I wasn't being serious.
You're right. [laughs] You're so right.
Um, we should talk first, reminisce, have a moment,
let it happen organically like it was before.
No, no, I have a girlfriend.
Yeah, I know.
So that can't happen anymore.
Mm, I think it can. [laughs]
Minnie, what is wrong with you?
No, no, he tried to kiss me, before.
Trust me. There's still something there.
Don't worry about it.
Ah, she's had a really rough day.
No, I haven't had a rough day.
I just really need to wee, God.
We will pick this up later.
Cool.
- I'll meet you inside? - Sounds good.
- Cool. See you soon. - Okay.
- Ocupado? - Oh, no.
No, no, out you go.
- Uh, um, I, I- - Ah.
[Minnie sighs]
[toilet flushing]
[pensive music]
[worm buzzing]
[Joe] What time is it?
[Jenny] I have heard so much about you.
[Joe] I have missed you.
[Minnie VO] You never know it's going to be the last time.
Like, at the time.
[door clattering]
I'm just...
I think this is time-travelling tequila.
I'll trade you a line for a shot.
I was in here with Joe, and then he tried to kiss me,
and I freaked out, and then he got engaged,
and then I time travelled back to the beginning of the night.
And I think that's why I've been given this bottle,
to stop him getting engaged.
I just have to, I just have to get him
back into the bathroom and kiss him again,
for real this time.
Okay, uh, just to recap,
uh, you think you can travel through time,
and what you want to do with that immense power is, uh,
trick someone into kissing you
and then ruin their relationship?
Yeah. [laughs]
I'm sorry. Who are you?
I'm Minnie.
So you're the single one.
- Perfect. - Good chat.
[dramatic music] [door clattering]
- ["Laid" by James playing] - [Joe] What time is it?
I don't know. What time do you think it is?
Geez, you don't waste any time.
Well, it's party time.
It's party time.
- Show us your tat. - Yeah.
You look like a bag of dicks. [laughs]
Sorry.
Rodney told you, didn't he?
Uh, come in, come in. Maybe have a drink of water.
I want you to meet someone.
[lips smacking]
Guys, this is Jenny.
Jenny, this is Max, Flick, and Minnie.
[Jenny] Oh, I've heard so much about you.
Yes, well, that makes sense
'cause Joe and I have history, right, Joe?
- Yeah. - I told her.
And you know what?
I love that Joe is still friends with his ex.
Yeah.
So you're an atheist?
- Anaesthetist. - Anaesthetist, yeah.
- Cool. - Yeah.
That must be kind of a thankless job, right?
How do you mean?
I mean, all your patients are asleep.
Well, yeah, but they're awake at first.
Well, yeah, but if you do your job right,
you just never see them again.
- Is that kind of sad? - Yeah, totally.
So you're a, a bar chick.
Is that a difficult field to get into?
- Mixologist? - Yeah, it is actually,
and how'd you know that?
Oh, you know, I just kind of got the vibe.
Thanks.
[Joe] Is there a vibe?
There is a vibe for sure.
Um, so I would love to have a chat
with you, actually, in the bathroom
Because I, I, I need to wee, so if you could--
Uh.
[Flick] Oh, my God, you guys know the rules.
[Joe] Here we go.
["Coco Jamboo" by Mr. President playing]
♪ 'Cause there's one man and yo, well, that's me, see ♪
♪ So let me show you 'round while you sip your tea, G ♪
♪ But no coco loco, boom, while I take a pee leak ♪
♪ When I hold my baby, she say I do it nicer ♪
♪ I like my chicken with rice and lemonade ♪
♪ And that's what you get when she shouts out Jamboo ♪
♪ Now I got to go, yo, coco ♪
♪ Put me up, put me down, put my feet back on the ground ♪
♪ Put me up, feel my heart and make me happy ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, Co-- ♪ [music stops]
- [bone cracking] - [Flick] Oh, the sound.
- Oh, oh. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, are you-- - Don't don't, don't touch me.
Please don't, please.
I'm good. I just need a drink.
- [Joe] No, no, you don't. - I just need some.
[Joe] Stay still, Minnie.
[Minnie gasping]
[Jenny] You want me, like, get you some...
C-word, can you chuck my bag, please.
[Rodney] Hey, then maybe just stop.
[dramatic music]
[door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
- What time is it? - You know what time it is.
[Joe laughing]
Hey.
Um, [sniffs] we should talk.
Yes, you know, we should, actually.
Um, come in, come in.
No, no, no, we should talk in the bathroom.
- The bathroom. - Mm-hmm.
Why?
[Rodney] All righty then.
- Uh, let's go. - Where's your costume?
[Minnie] Excuse us.
- Hey, did you bring the ice? - [Minnie] No.
- No, no, no, no, no... - No, won't be long.
[Minnie] Oh, but you will be long.
It's fine, Minnie. It's fine, dude, you go.
- Yeah, now he locks it. - Is everything okay?
Um, yeah, this will do.
- Um, hi. - Hi.
- Joe. - Yeah.
- Hi. - Minnie.
So you know how, um, when it's the last time,
you never know that it's going to be the last time
until the last time's, like, already happened, and--
["Coco Jamboo" by Mr. President playing]
- Come on. Here we go. - No, no, no.
[Pia] Hi, Minnie.
Hi, Pia.
I didn't think you were coming.
Max is right, though.
We know you were hoping for something more with Joe,
but he has a girlfriend now, and she seems really cool.
Thanks, Brutus.
All we are saying is give Jenny a chance.
[pensive music]
Give peas a chance.
[glass clinking]
Well...
If that's the way it's got to be.
[determined music]
- [glass shattering] - [Joe] Oh, Minnie.
[body thudding]
[C-word] What the fuck?
[Max] Oh, talk about a "Sliding Doors" moment.
[Joe] Rodney, call an ambulance.
- [Minnie moaning] - [Flick] Where is she bleeding?
[Joe] No, no, no, don't move.
Don't move. The more you move, the more you bleed.
- No, no, I got to get tequila. - [Joe] Just roll over.
- I got to get tequila. - On your side.
[Flick] Maybe don't touch her. Maybe, don't, maybe, don't.
Okay, you can't have tequila.
You can't have anything in your stomach
- in case they need to operate. - [Rodney] Guys, guys, Minnie.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, okay. - [Joe] Stay down.
[determined music]
[cork popping]
[dramatic music] [door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
What time is it?
Minnie, you okay?
Mm-hmm.
Come in. I want you to meet someone.
Yep.
All we're saying is give Jenny a chance.
Okay, nice and gently this time.
Hmm, nice and gentle.
[head thudding]
- What are you doing? - What are you doing!?
[head thudding]
What?
- Whoa. - [Joe] Minnie!
There we go.
- Oi. - Shit, Minnie.
- Are you okay? - She did that on purpose.
[Max] Yeah, she was just smashing her face
into the glass over and over again.
Why'd you do that?
I just really, really need to talk to you
alone in the bathroom.
Why didn't you just ask me?
[dramatic music]
[cork squeaking]
[door clattering] ["Laid" by James playing]
- What time is it? - [laughs]
[exhales] It's party time.
Come on.
[Rodney] Hey, Min, did you bring the ice?
[phone ringing]
- [Minnie] Go, go, go, go. - I'm moving.
- [Joe] Yeah, okay, okay. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- No, no, no, no, no. - Ocupado.
[door slamming] [knocking on door]
[Joe] Okay, what's wrong?
God, he thinks we're going to do his coke.
We're not going to do your coke, my God.
Well, maybe just a little bit?
Do a little bit?
Okay, [sniffing] whoo, okay.
Um, party time, yeah?
- Party time. - Yeah.
Um, so, Joe, you know how, like,
uh, when, like, when it's the last--
How you don't know it's going to be
the last time till, like, after it's already been the last time?
- Do you know what I'm saying? - Not really.
And it's, like...
I've really missed you.
No, no, no, no, I can't. I'm sorry.
Yeah, I know you're getting engaged.
God, why is this not working?
Oh, wow, you drank all that tonight?
No, well, actually, I mean, technically, yes,
I did, [laughs] but, um, it's complicated, anyway...
Why don't you just have a drink with me?
Uh, no, no, I can't. I'm allergic.
- You're allergic to tequila. - Um, I'm an alcoholic.
Oh.
Ah, fuck, I wasn't going to tell anyone,
um, but, well...
You know, we used to go pretty hard.
I mean, we both have matching tats
that say it's party time, for fuck's sake.
And after I ruined your engagement to Cameron,
when I got to New York, I kind of kept going...
Like, really hard.
Wound up on the floor, face down, convulsing,
and pissed myself.
- Oh. - Yeah...
So I've been sober for three months now.
Look, I'm not blaming you.
I'm just trying to, uh, take responsibility for myself.
So I am, I am sorry.
Oh, it's, it's not your fault.
No, I knew what I was doing.
Yeah but like, he was kind of a dickhead.
Like, we never should have been engaged
in the first place, honestly.
Wait, how'd you know I, I was getting engaged?
I didn't even tell you I had a girlfriend.
That's true, um...
Her name's Jenny, and she's actually not a bartender,
she's a mixologist.
Uh, and you are planning to propose to her at midnight
with a ring that you have in your left sock.
- Right sock. - Whatever.
Seriously, I, I, I'm freaking out.
How, how do you know that?
Yeah, um, so since we're sharing...
This is a bottle of time-travelling tequila,
[laughs] and I think, I think the reason
I've been given this tequila is to stop you proposing.
So Rodney told you.
No, no, no, he didn't. He didn't.
God, I don't, [laughs]
I really don't know how to prove this to you.
Just, um, take a shot with me. Yeah, that's what we'll do.
Just let's have a drink together, and you'll understand.
Are you listening?
Minnie, I just told you I'm an alcoholic, so...
Okay, are you listening to me?
This is not even alcohol. This is, like--
- Right. - Special, special stuff.
Trust me. Just have some.
- Minnie, don't. - Just have, just--
Please, just don't do that.
Joe, listen. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but--
What is wrong with you?
I just told you I'm an alcoholic.
You're trying to pour booze down my throat.
That's fucked up.
Even for you, that's really fucked up.
[door clattering]
[Minnie sighs]
We doing shots?
[dramatic music]
[door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
Geez, you don't waste any time.
You okay?
[cork squeaking]
Yeah, yeah, it's just been a really big night.
It's like, 9 o'clock.
[Minnie laughs]
Long shift.
Do you want to come in and lie down or?
Yeah, actually, that's a really good idea.
Yeah? Yeah. We can catch up after.
Sorry it took ages.
Pump was in the bathroom. Bathroom was ocupado.
I mean, I shouldn't be surprised.
C-word brought cocaine to Ria's birthday party.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.
A bit funny looking when they first come out, aren't they?
Yeah, she has my eyes.
I hope she doesn't get my chin hair.
Um...
Seems like you're,
you're really loving motherhood now, though.
Yeah.
I bet Rodney's useless, eh?
Oh, not to her, he's not.
You know, Minnie, it's funny.
I used to,
I used to have a job.
I used to love going to work. People used to look up to me.
And I used to party,
and I used to have fun.
And now I'm just anxious all the time.
I'm so sorry I just...
...don't really have anyone to talk to anymore.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
If it makes you feel any better.
All I do is work.
- Hmm. - I don't really have any...
...kind of life outside of that, so...
And today,
I had to watch Cameron have a baby.
Who's Cameron?
We were engaged.
Now he's a dad,
to a little baby girl.
I always wanted a girl.
Well, you can have Ria on Thursdays.
I really want to start aerobics again,
- and that's what... - No, that's okay.
He was never really the one anyway.
I guess what I'm saying is just that,
you know...
You and Rodney are just like,
really lucky.
I think you should nap now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just, just a little one though, okay?
Please wake me up before midnight, yeah?
Totally going to wake you up.
Yeah, okay. Thank you.
Don't forget!
No.
[all] Three, two, one.
Happy New Year!
[car alarms blaring] [car horns beeping]
[Pia] No, seriously, what is wrong with you?
[Rodney] I don't know, I thought you'd be happy.
Like, you're right. It was just a joke.
Hey!
You didn't wake me up.
Sorry, you just looked so peaceful.
Don't worry, you didn't miss much.
[Joe] It's a yes?
- [Jenny] Yes, of course. - [Joe] Yes?
[Max] Yay! This is mad.
[Flick] Guys.
[Joe] Show them, show them quick.
Oh, Minnie, Minnie, you have to meet my girl--
No, fiancée. This is, this is Jenny.
Jenny, Minnie. Minnie, Jenny.
[Max] Champagne? Let's celebrate.
No, I'm okay, thank you.
Jenny, why aren't you drinking?
I, um...
I'm not drinking tonight because--
- He's an alcoholic. - I'm pregnant.
We're having a baby.
Oh, congratulations, Jenny. That's really good news.
- [Jenny] Thank you. - [Rodney] Hey, brother.
- Congratulations. - I'm so excited.
- That's so beautiful. - Yes.
[Rodney] Let's get a photo of you three.
- [Joe] Sure. - Sorry,
what the fuck is wrong with you?
You knew that you were going to propose
to your pregnant girlfriend
and you still tried to kiss me in the bathroom.
Ah, what?
[Joe] Minnie,
I saw you at the door for two seconds.
No seriously I, I just, I dunno.
I dunno what she's talking about.
It's okay, it's okay.
You warned me she might be like this.
Sorry, like what?
Jesus, just stop.
He moved to the other side of the world
to get away from you.
Is that true?
Yeah, we're bad. We're bad for each other Minnie.
We both know that.
This is so unfair.
[Minnie chuckles]
This is so fucking unfair.
You're going to have a baby?
And Cameron had a baby and it's like,
where's my fucking baby? You know, like,
who's going to get my apple juice?
Minnie, maybe you should go back to sleep.
No, actually, maybe you should have woken me up
when you said you would, Pia.
Minnie, I think Pia's right?
Oh, shocking.
Flick taking anybody's side, but mine.
She always takes your side actually,
no matter what crazy shit--
Not since you came along, home wrecker.
It's my house!
Alright, why don't we maybe just all just try to relax.
- Yeah. - Oh, should we relax, Rodney?
Should we just like, forget how we're feeling and relax?
How's that working out for you in your marriage?
Pretty good?
And he's got cocaine.
[Minnie] I'm going home.
Can I have your car keys?
No.
Can I please have your car keys?
[Flick] No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[loud thud] [upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues] [police sirens blaring]
Shit.
- Evening, Miss. - Hi.
Just one long, continuous breath, please.
[breathalyser beeping]
[police woman] Whoa.
Never seen that before.
I reckon this might have something to do with it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, you can't take that actually.
No, I need that. I really need that.
I don't think you do, love.
No, seriously. I'm not even drunk.
I'm not even drunk, it doesn't even affect me.
I feel totally fine. Just...
Just let me have one more shot
and then you can arrest me, okay?
Righto. Out you hop.
[police radio indistinct chatter]
[police woman] Orina del Diablo.
[police man] She's shit faced.
[police woman] I'm surprised she's still on the road.
[dramatic music building]
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Give me the tequila.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Put the gun down, now!
[gun clicking]
Look, there's a safety, you've got to...
Thank you.
What? You want to help her aim it? [gunshot]
Whoa!
God!
Okay.
Put your gun down.
How many times have I told you to button your holster?
Good, tequila now, thank you. Now! Come on.
Thank you.
You okay, buddy?
Just a sec.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, no! [gunshot]
Jesus.
You could have killed me.
[dramatic music] [door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
Hey, Flick?
Can I have your keys please?
Um, yeah, sure.
- Thank you. - Unlocked still, though.
- Okay. - I thought she needed to wee?
[upbeat music]
[police sirens blaring]
[car accelerating]
[siren blaring]
You want to play silly buggers, do ya?
["Calypso" by Spiderbait playing]
♪ Sunshine ♪
Call for back up.
♪ On the window makes me happy ♪
♪ Like I should be ♪
Fuck!
[car engine revving] [tyres screeching]
♪ Really sleazy ♪
♪ Then it hits me ♪
♪ Don't tell me ♪
♪ You can see what it means to me ♪
♪ Leave me Don't tell me ♪
♪ You can see ♪
Oh, you like that, do ya?
[car crash] [glass shatters]
[high pitched ringing sound] [cop bangs car window]
- Get out of the car. - Miss?
[knocking and banging]
You need to get out of the car.
[police man] Lady! Out of the car.
[police woman] Open the door.
Open the door to the car.
You fucking little arsehole!
Why won't you let me leave?
- What time is it? - Oh, fuck off.
[groovy music]
[indistinct chatter]
You, okay?
What's her problem?
She's in a bit of a mood.
Yeah, we're kicking her out.
She also saw Cameron have a baby at the hospital today.
- Oh. - Yeah.
Ah, Minnie, did she bring the ice?
What is she doing?
Our savings.
Our what?
Minnie!
[Pia] Minnie, stop! What are you doing?
[C-word] Oh, ocupado.
Let's do this.
[snorting]
Oh, my stars.
[upbeat music] [Minnie peeing]
[snorting] [toilet flushing]
- Alright, you ready? - Yes.
Here we go.
Just so you know, I can't wear a condom.
- They hurt too much. - Oh, poor baby.
- Good? - Yeah, just gimme a sec.
- Sure? - It's all good.
- No, take the time. - It's fine.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
- Yep? - Okay.
- Alright, cool. - Okay, alright. Here we go.
- You ready? - Mm-hmm.
- No, no, not like that. - No?
Mm-mm. Just... No...
Hang on, hang on, stop. Stop, you got to, got to...
Just a sec.
- Ah, ah yeah. - No, no.
Yeah, yeah.
- I'm Karl, by the way. - Cool.
- Rodney and I share an office. - I don't care.
[thudding and moaning]
- Okay. - Okay.
Good. Come on...
[moaning]
[C-word chuckles]
Happy New Year.
Alright, out you hop.
- Thank you. - You're so welcome.
Wow.
What's that?
Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
Stop it! No, no.
- I don't want kids. - Okay. Alright, alright.
At all! I don't even know who you are.
Jesus Christ, calm down.
How old are you?
None of your business.
Forty?
Thirty six!
Only asking 'cause if you're really that desperate,
they're running an egg freezing trial at my hospital,
and I know that they could do with a few more geriatrics
in the programme.
Geriatrics?
Oh, you know, 35 and over.
Jesus Christ.
Well, I'm not desperate, I just...
Momentary lapse in judgement, I guess.
[C-word] Yeah, hey, I get it.
Single girl -
late thirties--
Mid thirties, thanks.
You've got to meet someone, fall in love and then,
even thinking about having a kid - that's what?
Two to three years at least,
and that puts you 40-ish plus, giving birth.
Yeah so, it's possible.
Hey, I don't make the rules. I'm just saying, it's harder.
Plus, you know, I've never met a kid
who was worth burning down a man's favourite pub.
How am I doing? Any notes?
[glass shattering]
Stop.
Minnie.
What are you doing?
Yeah, not much, keeping busy, you?
Minnie, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Whoa, Rodney, chill. It's okay.
I'm just having some fun.
You'll get your money back, don't worry about it.
Where'd you get that bottle of tequila?
This is mezcal, actually,
No, seriously, where'd you get it?
Gimme the bottle, Minnie.
You need help, Minnie.
- [Rodney] Just give it to me. - Absolutely not.
No way! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Joe.
- Okay. - Joe.
No, it's fine.
Alright, Joe, just give me the...
I'll do you one better.
- No! - No, no, no.
What the fuck is wrong with you both?
[bottle thuds Jenny]
[Joe] Oh my God. Hey, hey?
Oh my God, call an ambulance, Rodney!
- No, no Minnie, Minnie don't. - Joe, give me that bottle.
- No, no, no. - Joe, gimme the fucking...
Don't give it to her, Minnie! Minnie don't.
Don't give it to her! Don't give it to her!
Minnie, don't. No!
No, no, no. Minnie, don't!
[Rodney] No, no!
[door clattering]
["Laid" by James playing]
[tense music]
Okay.
Minnie, what the fuck?
- Minnie? - What is happening?
I got mine in Mexico, where did you get yours?
Flick brought it back for me from Mexico.
[Rodney] I went back so many times trying to find more.
Wait, is that how you learned to speak Spanish?
Yeah.
[Rodney speaking Spanish]
Ah...
When did you start drinking?
Tonight.
When did you start drinking yours?
Mexico. 1989.
I had one shot back there
and I just thought it was the mushrooms,
and then one night I was home in Melbourne -
I did a shot and I was back in Mexico.
I freaked out.
I didn't touch it again for years.
Years?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know, I, er...
I failed my exams and, things weren't going so well
- and so I... - Shh, shh, shh...
Sorry...
You...
You failed?
Yeah.
You're a surgeon. You, you topped the year.
Eventually, yeah.
You cheated.
- I didn't cheat. - You absolutely cheated.
I came second in our year because you fucking cheated!
Whoa, I did just as much work as you guys.
In fact, actually, like I did like five times as much work.
- Five times? - Yeah.
- You got to do it five times? - Yeah.
That actually makes so much more sense to me now.
How's that?
That's how you have all of this.
When did you stop?
When Pia got pregnant.
I couldn't risk losing the baby and,
I was already down to my last shot.
But every now and again, I do like to give it a little sniff.
[snippets of conversations]
[Rodney] It's Mexico man, it's too hot for a jumper.
[Joe] Rodney, Flick, this one I'm dedicating to you...
[Joe singing "One Summer" by Daryl Braithwaite]
♪ One summer I'll find a way ♪
♪ One summer will always remain ♪
[Flick] Rodney, put your clothes back on.
[Rodney] No, this is how I live now.
[Rodney] No, no, no.
I don't want to flush ten years down the drain.
Sorry, that just sounded really...
- ...really nice. - Yeah.
I mean, not, Joe's guitar playing.
Definitely should have taught him more than four chords but...
I really wish that I came on that trip with you guys.
[Rodney exhaling] I've been doing this a bit lately.
Life was just so much simpler before Ria.
[Minnie] What happened here?
Mm. One of our weddings got a little out of control.
One of?
How far into the future have you gone?
[Minnie] About 10 past midnight.
You drank all that tonight?
Yeah.
Yeah, well I was...
I was trying to fix things.
Y2K?
- Don't tell me Pia is right. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, it's, um...
Hey, in all of your shots, like all the different timelines.
Did Joe and I ever end up together?
Yeah, yeah.
Um, yeah, big house, three beautiful children there was...
- Really? - Yeah.
No mate, no.
Sorry.
[Flick] Alright, alright, alright. Ten!
[all] Nine, eight,
seven,
six,
five,
four,
three, two,
one.
- Happy new year! - No, mate.
[rumbling]
[car alarms blaring] [car horns beeping]
It's happening.
No. It's nothing. It's just Rodney.
- Rodney? - [Pia] Rodney!
[mic feedback] It's the end of the world!
[C-word laughs]
[Minnie] Ah, it's a joke.
You were in on this?
Me? No.
- You all were in on this? - No, I wasn't.
- Me, no. - No.
So humiliating
Pia, it's just a joke, sorry.
[Pia] Why does everything have to be a joke?
You know, I might not have a job after this.
There's still going to be computers in the year 2000.
Great, because I don't want to be stuck here
taking care of our kid all the time.
It's fucking killing me.
I am going to my mum's.
Hey, whoa, Pia, you can't drive like that.
Watch me.
[tense music]
[car engine revving]
[Rodney] Pia, stop. Hey, hey.
Pia, Pia! [car engine revving]
Hey...
Unlock the door.
You're overreacting.
[car engine revving]
Jesus Christ.
Dude, what the hell happened to you two?
Minnie!
You have to help.
It's okay, the cops are just up the road.
They're going to stop her before anything happens.
- Don't worry about it. - No, she's going to leave me.
I need to fix it.
Okay. What do you mean?
I need to fix it.
Mate!
I have two shots left.
- Okay. - Okay?
[scoffing]
I can do it better.
I can be better.
Mate, you are so lucky that I love you.
Right, you owe me, okay.
Not that you're ever going to remember.
Whoa, hey, hey, wait.
We both need to do one.
- What do you mean? - I don't want to be left here.
I mean, is that how it works?
I disappear and you stay here or what?
I don't know, I've never been left behind before.
I don't really want to find out, you know?
You want me to finish my bottle? You want my last shot?
[sighing]
[gentle music]
Okay.
Just go get a shot glass, okay?
But we can use the - the lid's a shot glass.
Is it?
That's good to know.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
Alright, um...
- Three, two... - Wait, um...
Sorry, is it on one or three, two, one, go at three?
Fucking go!
[dramatic music]
[door clattering] ["Laid" by James playing]
What time is it?
Rodney told you, didn't he?
Yeah, he did.
[Rodney] Alrighty then!
Where's your costume?
Didn't have time.
- Is that yours? - Yep.
Come in. I want to introduce you to someone.
[Minnie] Yeah.
[Rodney] Hey, Min.
[Rodney chuckling]
Good one.
[laughs] I am buzzing.
I forgot about that weird tingling sensation on re-entry.
Yeah. Okay, okay... Just, can you...
- Right? - Right.
You okay?
You know, I just, every time I restart,
I really need to wee
but C-word's always in the bathroom.
Oh.
Just use the en suite.
En suite. Cool.
[door creaking] [door closing]
[Minnie sighing] Ocupado.
[Minnie urinating] [gentle music]
[gentle music continues]
Minnie, I'm so glad you came. I didn't think you were coming.
We missed you at the birthday.
Hey, do you want a Sea Breeze?
- They just need some-- - Ice!
Shit, I forgot the ice.
- It's okay. - No, it's not okay.
Flick, can I please have your car keys?
Ah...
Yeah, sure.
- Thanks. - It's okay--
No, no, no. I got it.
[light music]
Just the ice, thanks.
Got the ice.
Hey! [group cheering]
- Sea Breeze? - Yes, please.
Hey, hey, um...
The lights thing, at midnight.
Alright. Okay.
Okay, I'm just all about having fun this time.
- Great. - Yeah.
Just like we used to. Hey, Pia?
[upbeat music] [crowd chattering]
[all] Hey!
Did you do that deliberately?
[Jenny] That wasn't an accident, though...
[crowd chattering]
Alright, nah...
Hey, come here. Come here, come here, come here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, um...
Pull your head in, you are wasted.
- No, I'm good. - No, not good, not good...
You're not good, okay? We can't redo this, alright?
So just...
I'll go have a shower.
[Flick] Alright Rodney, do not take your clothes off!
[Joe] Don't say it.
[Joe] Save it for midnight.
[all exclaiming]
[Rodney] Pia...
[people chattering]
I'm going to have a shower.
Care to join?
[Rodney laughing]
- [Pia] Oh, no. Rodney! - Alright, up you get.
- [Rodney groaning] - That'll do.
- Hop up. - It's good. It's alright.
I just need to iron the creases out.
Anyone got some gear?
Karl?
- Huh, don't hold out on me. - Hey, hey, hey...
[C-word] Don't...
Hey, Rodney.
Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
It's a fucking party!
Look it up.
- Whatever. Fuck off. - Hey, hey.
We got time travelling tequila, so later losers.
We don't have any of that time travelling tequila left, mate.
No, we'll have the worm.
No, we're not going to eat the worm.
We don't know what happens if we eat the worm.
- You don't want to eat-- - Stop, Rodney. Stop!
- [Joe] Oi! - [Minnie] Stop it. Stop it.
- Rodney! - Stop.
- [Rodney scoffing] - Stop! Stop.
Chill.
[tense music]
- I'm going to go lay down. - Good idea.
[tense music]
See you later.
It could have been worse.
[door slamming]
Hey! [door closing]
Stop.
You can't just erase 10 years of your life. What about Ria?
I'll still have her.
This time, we'll be a better prepared.
You'd have to conceive at the exact same moment.
Same sperm, same egg.
I couldn't even recreate a kiss tonight.
So we'll have a different baby.
What the fuck?
You want to throw it all away
just so that you can do it one more time, but better.
What about Pia?
She'll never know.
Yeah, but you'll know.
I did everything for her and she's miserable.
I'm miserable.
You've got a family who loves you.
I know it's really hard right now,
but it's going to get better, okay?
[Minnie exclaiming] Nuh! Huh-uh.
Nah!
[glass shattering] [dramatic music]
[loud explosion]
[voices chattering]
[Pia] What do I know, I just work in IT.
I mean seriously, what is wrong with you.
It's fucking killing me
[baby crying]
[voices and music fades]
I wasn't going to do it.
I was never going to do it. I was never going to do it.
[door creaking]
Uh...
What happened in here?
It's no big deal.
I mean, who can blame him?
He's not coping, I'm not coping.
I'm glad he's got his friends here, though.
Do you want to go back to the lounge?
Come on.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
[footsteps softly thudding]
- [body thudding] - [Joe] Fuck!
I'll get the ice!
I think it's stopped bleeding.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Oh, mate.
- It's pretty bad. - Headache.
Yeah, I bet.
Here we go. You ready?
Yep. Okay.
Ice, ice, baby.
- Okay. - Yeah?
Let's go.
Ow.
The glass in that door is so clean.
Is Rodney okay, is he...
Yeah, yeah, he's fine. He just needs to sleep it off.
It's like old times.
[laughs] Yeah.
Hey, are you pissed about, um, Jenny?
No, of course not. I think that...
I think she's perfect for you, actually.
I mean, you're clearly punching above your weight.
Oh, yeah. [Minnie laughing]
You seem different.
Yeah, I feel different.
Hey, I'm going to propose.
Oh, well, I'm flattered, mate, but no, thank you.
No, um...
Jenny is pregnant.
Congratulations.
I think you're going to be a great dad.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
You know, I always thought it would be you.
- Oh, don't say that. - Oh, sorry.
I don't think you mean that.
[Minnie sighing]
I mean, am I...
Am I making a huge mistake or...
No, you're not.
You're going to be great.
I think you're ready.
And I think that the tatts have aged really poorly
and we should probably get them removed.
Yeah. Party time's over.
Yeah, party time's over.
[sombre music]
[Minnie] Oh, shit.
- Nostrovia. - [Joe] Wait, wait.
I can't believe you kissed her. You been drinking?
- No, no. - Are you sure?
Yeah.
So, you did that sober?
What's going on?
Yeah, Joe, why don't you tell everyone what's going on?
Look, me and Minnie...
Minnie and I, kissed.
- Oh. - Jesus, Minnie.
Yeah, but like barely. I mean, it was...
It was a goodbye kiss. It was nothing.
- Completely. - [Minnie] Trust me.
Like, why would you invite me here?
Why would you ask me to spend the holidays with your family
and all of your friends?
And then why would you kiss the person that you moved
to the other side of the world to get away from?
I am sorry. If I could take it back, I would, but I can't.
I can.
I think. Um...
I think I can.
[tense music]
This is going to sound pretty insane, but--
Oi, here we go.
There is one minute to midnight.
I have a bottle of time travelling tequila.
Here we go.
Mescal. If it has a worm in it, it's mescal.
Anyway, I think if I eat the worm,
it's going to send me back in time
and then I can just fix all of this.
So...
Okay, I have no fucking idea what's going on.
See you on the other side. Hopefully.
[suspenseful music]
Yeah, you've just got to give it a big tap on the...
[C-word] There you go.
[dramatic music]
Is it alive?
- [suspenseful music] - Eat it.
No, actually.
No.
Fuck that.
Yeah, no, not...
[door closing]
...not this time, um...
I'm sorry, Jenny.
My life is just not where I thought it would be right now,
and I think I thought that maybe Joe would fix things,
but actually, Joe and I have always just been
each other's backup plan, haven't we?
And now he doesn't need a backup plan,
'cause he's got the real deal.
He's got you, so...
It's true.
Hey...
Oh, no.
- Don't do that. - I love you.
[Jenny] I know. I love you, too, but just get up.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
- Nope... - No, don't...
Hey.
Should I? No?
No, Minnie, I reckon they need to sort it out themselves.
Yep.
Phew. Sorry for ruining everyone's night.
- You didn't ruin it. - Well, she kind of has.
No.
No, she hasn't. She hasn't.
Thank you.
- Thank you. - Guys.
It's happened. Happy New Year.
Oh. Happy New Year.
See, nothing happened.
Millennium.
[fireworks shooting] [fireworks crackling]
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
[people exclaiming]
- [Joe] I'm so sorry. - [Jenny] That was really stupid.
[uplifting music rising]
Minnie, come on!
["Number 1" by Goldfrapp playing]
♪ Walk out into velvet ♪
♪ Nothing more to say ♪
[fireworks shooting] ♪ You're my favourite... ♪
It's the end of the world! [group cheering]
♪ You're my Saturday ♪
♪ 'Cause you're my number one ♪
♪ I'm like a dog to get you ♪
♪ I want it up and on ♪
♪ I'm like a dog to get you ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Sunset only seconds ♪
♪ Just ripe, then it's gone ♪
♪ Got no new intentions ♪
♪ Just right, then it's gone ♪
♪ 'Cause you're my number one ♪
♪ I'm like a dog to get you ♪
♪ I want it up and on ♪
♪ I'm like a dog to get you ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
[instrumental break]
- ♪ I'll be there to meet you ♪ - [Minnie] Nice to meet you.
Okay, you need to practise, mate.
Ready? Yeah, come on.
Give her a hold. Come on.
Wait, how do I do it?
[baby crying]
That's okay. Daddy's coming.
- Daddy's going to come and save you.
- Well done! - Hello.
- Hello... - Alright, alright.
Step out of the way, amateur.
You'll get the hang of it, mate.
That's better.
♪ 'Cause you're my number one ♪
♪ I'm like a dog to get you ♪
♪ I want it up and on ♪
♪ I'm like a dog to get you ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
Hey guys, I've got something for you.
What?
I think that it's time.
Do you even have anywhere else to go?
I mean, you're coming in our car, right?
What about all your shit?
Yeah okay, well look, I didn't think it through that well, but
it's the gesture, right?
We appreciate the gesture.
Maybe you should take this back.
Alrighty.
Just for a bit, Max.
What is wrong with you?
[Minnie] Sorry, mate.
We're not going to leave her on the street.
[Max] She's going to live with us forever.
[laughing]
[guitar strumming "One Summer"]
[Joe singing] ♪ What's goin' on... ♪
♪ I can't wait 'til ♪
[all singing] ♪ One summer ♪
♪ I'll find a way ♪
♪ One summer, always remain ♪
♪ One summer, remember the way ♪
♪ One summer, never the same ♪
[camera clicking]
[Max] We should start a band. [all exclaiming]
[Joe] That's, better than I remember.
[dramatic music]
["One Summer" by Daryl Braithwaite playing]
♪ Started out last night, I was thinkin' of days gone by ♪
♪ Of the times I've had ♪
♪ And the things that I've left behind ♪
♪ Some change, some die, still we manage to survive ♪
♪ It's knowin' when and what to do, it's up to you ♪
♪ Don't know what's goin' on I can't wait 'til, wait 'til ♪
♪ One summer, I'll find a way ♪
♪ One summer, will always remain ♪
♪ One summer, remember the way ♪
[gentle music]