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(rock band playing gentle intro)

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(crowd cheering faintly)

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(electric guitar playing
mellow solo)

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(cheering continues)

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(cheering grows louder)

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Tamra is a legend.

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Yeah, yeah, she's had two
hitless albums back-to-back,

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but someone else's take
isn't the ticket.

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We need hers.

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We need someone who can
get her to actually open up

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and be honest.

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Somebody who can get her to
say something brutal or cocky,

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whatever it actually is.

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What does she still want
from music?

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What does she still think was,

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you know, missing
from that last project?

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The only thing a story about a legend
like Tamra Camden is missing

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is as much Tamra Camden
as possible.

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(Stan): Damn good point, Ariel.

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- (murmurs of agreement)
- I'd read that.

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(chuckles) Thank you.

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Uh, I mean,
I would love to maybe--

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What about Chris Wreath
to write it?

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I mean, he would be
inspired, right?

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Yeah, strong agree.
I'll send him a note.

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Done.

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Okay. Good job.

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(papers shuffling)

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Moving on. (Sighs)

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On to the M.O.B.

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(pensive music playing)

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<i>(Ariel): It's just driving me
fucking nuts.</i>

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<i>I've been there
for three years.</i>

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Three years of my life,

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and I haven't written
a single real story.

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- Yes, you have.
- No, I haven't.

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What are you talking about?

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I loved that piece on that,
uh... What was it?

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Blind martial arts instructor.

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- Oh, yeah, okay.
- How'd he do that three-finger thing?

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- Oh. Like...
- It was like...

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(both grunting fiercely)

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(both laughing)

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- Wow, you look cute today.
- Stop.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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This is how I see it.

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Step one,

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write about famous people

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because they're
inherently fascinating.

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That's where I'm at right now.

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- Step two...
- "Famous people."

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Okay. Step two,

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people start
to find me fascinating

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'cause I'm writing
about fascinating people.

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And then, three,

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take that goodwill and

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use it to write whatever
the fuck I want.

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What's the...

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what's the end goal
of all that, though?

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Like, what's the point?

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- Write a book. Like...
- Mmm.

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Books, plural.

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Then, show people that...

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I don't know...

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that I'm a good fucking writer.

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Show them what I... I think

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and... and...
and feel, love, hate.

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But at this rate,
I'll be, like, 35

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before that ever happens,
which is basically 40.

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Sorry, no offense.

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Whoa, hold up. I'm...
I... I'm only 32.

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- What the hell?
- I'm like... I rounded up.

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- That's wack.
- That's my fault.

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- I... I rounded up.
- Okay, also,

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is this one of those vents
where you just need to vent

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or one of the rare vents where
you actually want advice?

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Wow. Okay.

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The former. Right.

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Can you pass me the...

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I am open.

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I will take advice. I'm open.

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- For real?
- Yeah, for real.

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Okay.

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Well, with love and compassion,

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I don't think anyone gives
a fuck about what you feel

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or love or hate.

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Listen,
you're only 27 years old.

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You didn't grow up poor or rich.

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You have a good job,
a perfect bill of health.

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No addictions, no enemies.

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Hell, you've never let
anyone in close enough,

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present company included,
to actually break your heart.

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And your parents are perfect, which is
why you always shit on my mom.

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No, I always shit on your mom
'cause she's fucking crazy.

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Your problem is that
you're middle.

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Which is okay. Most people are.

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But it's experience
that gives people perspective,

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and it's perspective
that gives opinions their value,

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and yours is...

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it's middle as fuck.

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Okay.

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(sighs)

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This eel is delicious,
by the way.

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Yeah, it's really good.
No, it's really, really good.

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- Are you okay?
- (mutters)

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'Cause I could...
I could take that back.

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The eel is really good.

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- (phones ringing)
- (busy chatter)

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(Editor 1): So...

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(Editor 2): I mean,
now is the time, then.

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(Editor 1): But why?
Why is now the time?

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(Editor 2): I mean, all
the pictures are dropping in.

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Like, do you think he had
a ton of work done to his face?

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Probably, but I'm calling
bullshit on the whole thing.

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What's up?

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There's a rumor flying around
that Moretti's back.

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Like, "Moretti" Moretti?
Oh, shit.

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I know. It's a big day for me.

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<i>Dina Simone</i>
was my first ringtone.

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<i>Dina Simone</i> was everyone's
first ringtone.

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Well, don't be a dick.

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Ooh, Stan.

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You hear?

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(sing-songy) Moretti's back.

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- (Stan): Oh, my God. You, too?
- (laughs) I...

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Are we done? Huh?

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I mean, if social media wants
to freak out over every rumor,

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so be it, but you guys
are supposed to be journalists.

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Besides, no one
has seen or heard from Moretti

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in 30 years.

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If there was an album,

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I am sure they'd release it
the same way he always did.

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Uh, his publicist,
Soledad Yusef,

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would mail in a VHS of him

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nonsensically just rattling off
Moretti's career highlights

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and proclaiming that
a new album was on the way.

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It was nauseating.

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- Look at this.
- What's this?

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<i>(Soledad, over computer):
Hello, my loves.</i>

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<i>Hello.</i>

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(Stan): Holy shit,
that's actually him.

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<i>It's been a long time
since we've done this dance.</i>

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(Stan whistles, chuckles)

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<i>But I think this dance we do
is a timeless one. Don't you?</i>

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(Stan laughs)

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<i>(Soledad): A lot has changed
in the last 27 years.</i>

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<i>Oh, my God.</i>

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<i>Can you believe
it's been 27 years?</i>

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<i>Look at me.</i>

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<i>I'm like a silver fox.</i> (laughs)

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<i>Okay. I'm having too much fun.</i>

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<i>- Enough about me.</i>
- (Stan chuckles)

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<i>What about him? What about him?</i>

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<i>Mr. Glam-boyant himself.</i>

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<i>The Velvet Caller. Don Diva.</i>

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<i>The Wizard of Wiggle.</i>

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<i>The icon responsible for
the highest-grossing world tour in history.</i>

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<i>The only living artist to
secure 38 number one singles.</i>

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<i>Yes. Yes.</i>

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<i>It is with... Ooh!</i>

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<i>Unmitigated joy that I announce to you, my babies,</i>

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<i>he's bringing you a gift.</i>

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(sighs)

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<i>The greatest album
of modern times.</i>

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(scoffs)

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<i>Future times,
all the times, really.</i>

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<i>And, in typical
Debutante fashion,</i>

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<i>he'll be playing for a select
group of people this weekend</i>

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<i>before he gives this
new blessing unto the world.</i>

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<i>And there is more to come.</i>

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<i>So much more.</i>

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<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dina ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you deserve
Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I like
Your tight little jeans ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dina ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I love how
She dress like a saint ♪</i>

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(singing along)

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<i>♪ Simone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hold me, baby
Hold me tight ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiss me, girl ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's Saturday night ♪</i>

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...Alfred Moretti.

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<i>♪ See me watching ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Paint the town ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's with us ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Queens and Crown ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All I want is you
And diamonds on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, don't you ever
Show me mercy, ooh ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm here alone
With reservations for three ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I need you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You too, perfect, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dina ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you deserve
Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I like
Your tight little jeans ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dina ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I love how
She dress like a saint ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You chauffeur 'round ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All around the town
In Cadillac Sedan de Villes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And sex
Is your favorite thing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Cocaine and blue pills ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You, club ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You, ballet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She, in the bedroom ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Her right here
In the valet ♪</i>

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(indistinct chatter)

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<i>♪ Bodies intertwine
In the dark lights ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Our souls ♪</i>

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Oh, shit.

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<i>♪ Exchange under
The night sky ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Raging bulls
Till we fall asleep ♪</i>

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(indistinct chatter)
<i>? The sun is coming for us ?</i>

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<i>♪ Jealousy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Such a sweet little thing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dina ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you deserve
Million-dollar rings ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Simone ♪</i>

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- (song ends)
<i>- He's back, my babies.</i>

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(laughter, indistinct chatter)

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Ugh. Classic.

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Truly a perfect album,

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up there with <i>Thriller,
Hotel California, Nebraska.</i>

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(woman): There's a second one.

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This is for, uh...

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Ariel Ecton.

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- (woman): Who?
- (man): Seriously?

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(others murmuring)

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<i>(Clara over TV): So, what do
you think of the news of Moretti</i>

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<i>coming out of retirement?</i>

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<i>(woman over TV): Oh, my gosh,
I mean, it feels like a dream,</i>

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<i>you know? I used to listen
to him all the time as a kid,</i>

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<i>and now my kids
get their own Moretti album.</i>

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(laughing)

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<i>And you, sir?</i>

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<i>Moretti sleeps 12 hours a day,</i>

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<i>and then stands 12 hours a day.</i>

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<i>Like, it's
a "balance of life" thing.</i>

244
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:55,507
<i>This is my favorite rumor
about this guy.</i>

245
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:59,302
<i>Somebody's trying to suggest
that he bought Freddie Mercury's teeth.</i>

246
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:01,179
(laughs)

247
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,098
<i>- And he might--
- Today's top story,</i>

248
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,350
<i>Alfred Moretti,
arguably the biggest</i>

249
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,852
<i>pop star of the '90s,</i>

250
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,188
<i>has resurfaced
after a 30-year hiat...</i>

251
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,069
(chuckles)

252
00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:18,155
(enthralling music playing)

253
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,458
(birds calling)

254
00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:42,012
(Stan): Smell that desert air.

255
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,930
(Ariel): Oh, yeah, it's amazing.

256
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,390
- (Stan): Right? Oh.
- (Ariel): Hello.

257
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,768
- Hello. Oh, okay. Okay.
- (Ariel): Oh. (Clears throat)

258
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,564
Ms. Ecton. Mr. Sullivan.

259
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,066
Welcome to Green River, Utah.

260
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:58,820
It'll be an absolute honor

261
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,655
to spend this weekend with you.

262
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:01,698
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

263
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:02,991
<i>Namaste.</i>

264
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,409
The other guests
are waiting just this way.

265
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,660
Please follow me

266
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,705
as we board the infamous Louise.

267
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,541
Holy shit.

268
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,626
Slow Lo.

269
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,461
(both chuckle)

270
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,589
So, uh, rumor had it
that when Moretti toured,

271
00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,424
his outfits were
so damn heavy that the--

272
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,302
Yeah, they would weigh the bus
down, and they would have to,

273
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:26,556
uh, stop to fuel twice as much
'cause it was so slow and low.

274
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,058
- Hence the name.
- Yeah.

275
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,434
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

276
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,020
(Ariel): I just...
I did a little research.

277
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,022
(Stan): No, that's impressive.
That's really impressive.

278
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,233
- (Ariel): Thanks.
- (Stan): Yeah. Nice job, rookie.

279
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,567
(Ariel): Okay.

280
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,611
- (engine starts)
- Well, lookie here.

281
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,739
- Hey. Long time, huh?
- (laughs)

282
00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,157
- (laughing)
- (Clara): Hey.

283
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,076
Oh, everybody, uh, meet Ariel.

284
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,787
Some young blood from
the magazine tagging along.

285
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,080
- Hi.
- This is Clara,

286
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,040
who you know of, I'm sure.

287
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:56,795
And, of course, Bianca Tyson,
the top paparazza in the game.

288
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,046
- Stan.
- (Stan laughs)

289
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,798
- Clara. Clara.
- Stan.

290
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,092
- (Clara): Stan.
- (Stan and Clara laugh)

291
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,635
(Stan): I see you, uh,

292
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,053
took a break from being

293
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,180
the most hated sex symbol on TV
to join us.

294
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,182
Key words, "sex symbol..."

295
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,184
Thank you... And "TV."

296
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:12,602
How's print media treating you?

297
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:13,728
Oh.

298
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,272
Nice to meet you, dear.

299
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:17,065
Oh, nice to meet you.

300
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,316
(Stan): I'm not sure
who that is.

301
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:20,610
That is Emily Katz.

302
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,779
- She's an influencer.
- (Stan): Oh, Lord help us.

303
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,115
Wait, sorry.
Is she talking to Bill Lotto?

304
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,783
(Bianca): Oh, I know, right?

305
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:27,909
You'd think some of the sheen

306
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,704
would wear off after
he pivoted to podcasts.

307
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,456
I'm surprised he even came,
to be honest.

308
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,834
What do you mean? Why would
he miss the event of the century?

309
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,669
They hated each other.

310
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,131
Ladies and gentlemen,
we are about to depart

311
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,301
on our four-hour-and-eight-minute journey.

312
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:48,763
Please feel free to luxuriate
until our arrival.

313
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,558
(Clara): Thank you.

314
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,894
(laughs)

315
00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,729
(brakes hissing,
engine accelerating)

316
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,233
(mellow music playing)

317
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,505
Oh, my God. Cindy Crawford
is such a legend.

318
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,840
She's my favorite
of his girlfriends.

319
00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,425
(Clara): Oh, that is sexy.

320
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,093
(laughing) What are they doing?

321
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,145
Stan, have you been
reading this?

322
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,313
Hmm?

323
00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,565
Oh, it's from the basket, right?

324
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:43,944
I haven't. What's the haps?

325
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:49,324
I mean, the haps are very,
uh, specific. They...

326
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,826
Hey, so this is a good time
to establish our game plan.

327
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,244
Oh. Yeah.

328
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,371
Okay. Yes, actually.

329
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,623
I was, uh, writing
some stuff down earlier.

330
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,666
- Great.
- Yeah.

331
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:00,335
So, you know, obviously,

332
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,671
I'll be the one who writes
the review and the piece,

333
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:08,093
but what I could really use
your help with is some note-taking.

334
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:14,641
Okay. Yeah, um, I... I would...

335
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:15,642
- You know, I could share--

336
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,310
- Nah, just the note-taking.
Anything you see.

337
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,729
Weird books or, uh,

338
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,356
I don't know, orgies, whatever.

339
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,274
Just, uh, write it down,

340
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,860
and I'll give it a look at the end
of the weekend. Got it?

341
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,697
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

342
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,490
(Stan inhales deeply)

343
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,159
You know, I'm...
I'm really happy for you.

344
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,452
(chuckles softly)

345
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:38,164
(mellow music playing)

346
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:44,546
(wind whistling)

347
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:00,020
(birds chirping)

348
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,238
(indistinct chatter)

349
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,326
(excited shouting)

350
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,253
Who are these people?

351
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,963
Moretti diehards.

352
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,674
They've been congregating
since the announcement.

353
00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:32,635
I even heard a few have been
sleeping in their cars.

354
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,722
All hoping to get
a glimpse of him.

355
00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:38,058
Some people really need a hobby.

356
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,392
(Emily chuckles)

357
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,022
(cheering)

358
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,776
(indistinct shouting)

359
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,069
(fan): I love you!

360
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,372
(birds calling)

361
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,216
(enthralling music playing)

362
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,674
(Clara): Oh, thanks, honey.

363
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,178
I mean, had to wear
the boots, right?

364
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,721
- (Jorg): Right this way.
- (Stan): They look perfect.

365
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:00,723
- (Clara): Thanks.
- (Stan): Oh, my goodness.

366
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,478
(indistinct chatter)

367
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,230
(Clara laughs)

368
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,818
Welcome.

369
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:15,029
Before you head to your
respective rooms to freshen up,

370
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,782
to ensure the integrity of this event,
deposit your cell phones here.

371
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,785
We will return them Sunday
after your experience is over.

372
00:19:21,619 --> 00:19:22,745
(Clara): No problem.

373
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,748
(Stan): Thank you.

374
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,837
- (Stan speaks indistinctly)
- (Clara laughing)

375
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:35,008
(indistinct chatter)

376
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,384
Hey.

377
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,387
Ms. Katz. (Clears throat)

378
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,269
(cell phone drops in basket)

379
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,188
Thank you.

380
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,859
This is a gift.

381
00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,068
- (Stan): Oh.
- (Clara): Thank you.

382
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,236
(woman): Welcome, Ms. Ecton.

383
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,447
(Clara): It's beautiful.

384
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,743
- (Stan): (whispers) Ariel.
- I'm gonna put this by my Emmy.

385
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,454
- (Stan mouthing)
- Okay.

386
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,373
(mellow music playing)

387
00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,127
(quiet, indistinct chatter)

388
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,469
(birds chirping, cawing)

389
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,891
(indistinct chatter)

390
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:14,607
(door opens)

391
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,735
(footsteps approaching)

392
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,033
(door closes)

393
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:44,095
Over the years,
my concerts attracted

394
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,849
a, uh, veritable who's who

395
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:52,186
of the revered
and the beatified.

396
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:56,149
And after every show,
it was customary

397
00:21:56,274 --> 00:22:00,445
for me to invite some of them
backstage to my green room

398
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:06,075
to take photos
and exchange pleasantries.

399
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:11,831
And, one night,
I had the unbelievable honor

400
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:17,128
to welcome both Chuck Norris
and Muhammad Ali.

401
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,465
And as is always the case

402
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:24,552
when two alpha males enter
the same space,

403
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,305
a competition ensued.

404
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,516
And soon enough,
Chuck Norris stood up

405
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:34,854
and announced that his hands
were so fast

406
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:38,399
that he could chop
a mosquito in half.

407
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,778
And just as he had finished
that sentence...

408
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:43,071
Hi-ya!

409
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,155
(murmuring, chuckling)

410
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,532
I looked down at the floor,
and sure enough,

411
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:49,535
there's a mosquito
chopped in half.

412
00:22:51,496 --> 00:22:53,748
Ali doesn't skip a beat.

413
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,124
He stands up,

414
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,752
goes to the center of the room,

415
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,837
kind of leans back a bit.

416
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:01,339
(exhales sharply)

417
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,174
Double-jabs it.

418
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,386
I look down on the floor,

419
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:09,305
and there is a mosquito

420
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,433
chopped into four tiny bits.

421
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,937
The entire room applauds.

422
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,357
But Chuck Norris, very
determined, does not give up.

423
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:23,945
He reclaims
the center of the room.

424
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,530
Locates one, and then...

425
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:27,407
(grunting fiercely)

426
00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,908
(scattered laughter)

427
00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:33,621
I look down, and sure enough,
there lay a little bloodsucker

428
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:37,041
cut into six tiny portions.

429
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:41,212
And Ali, cool as a cucumber,
he stands,

430
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:44,882
scouring the room,
locates a mosquito.

431
00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:46,050
- Whack.
- (Clara chuckles)

432
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,553
I look up, and that mosquito
is still airborne.

433
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,513
I say, "Ali, champ,

434
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:54,684
"that mosquito is still
flying around."

435
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,228
Ali turns back to me,
and he says,

436
00:23:57,353 --> 00:24:00,189
"Yeah, he's still flying around,

437
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:03,151
"but he'll never have children."

438
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,236
(laughter)

439
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,117
And so,

440
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:15,872
let me be the first
to congratulate all of you

441
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,291
on being the first to hear

442
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:24,046
my 18th studio album,
<i>Caesar's Request.</i>

443
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,008
(applause)

444
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,676
Let's dine, shall we?

445
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:33,014
(indistinct chatter)

446
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:36,476
- Hi. It's so nice to finally meet you.
- Pleasure.

447
00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:39,103
(chatter continues indistinctly)

448
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,105
- It's good to see you.
- You, too.

449
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,648
- Alfred.
- Young man.

450
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:43,733
- Mmm.
- Pleasure.

451
00:24:43,858 --> 00:24:45,359
I'd like to start off
by saying...

452
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,904
- Water under the bridge.
- Exactly.

453
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,697
(chatter continues indistinctly)

454
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,157
(Bill): You look good, man.

455
00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:52,742
(Moretti): You look good, too.
Not as good as me.

456
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,035
- Oh.
- Thanks, Ariel.

457
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:57,371
Hey. I heard
you're from New York City.

458
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,124
- Is that true?
- Uh, yes, it is true.

459
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,709
That's so cool.

460
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,544
- Thanks.
- I like your hair.

461
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:05,046
I like your hair, too.

462
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,297
Uh, my name's Ariel.

463
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,465
Nice to meet you, Ariel.

464
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,091
- I'm Maude.
- Nice to meet you, Maude.

465
00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:10,718
Would you like to sit
with me, Ariel?

466
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,386
Yes.

467
00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,763
Yes, I would.

468
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,598
(glass clinking)

469
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,808
(Stan): Now a toast, if I may.

470
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,604
Because this, my old friend,
does not happen anymore.

471
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:25,566
This, we have missed,
as we have missed you.

472
00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:26,901
Guys, this is my friend Ariel.

473
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,319
(Stan): We're honored
to be here with you.

474
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,487
Hi. How are you? I'm Joel.

475
00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:30,738
- Nice to meet you.
- (Stan): To Alfred.

476
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,490
- (Bill): Alfred.
- (dishes clinking)

477
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,911
(laughter, indistinct chatter)

478
00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:41,123
Hey. First Roll.

479
00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:44,210
(others): First Roll.

480
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,506
Take a bite and pass it across.

481
00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:52,635
(bread crunching)

482
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:56,180
- (Bill): There you go.
- (Clara laughing)

483
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:58,140
(Stan): Whoa.
You're like a panther.

484
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:01,185
(Clara): Are we gonna get
to see you dance this weekend?

485
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,521
(Moretti): Don't fret, my dear.
I'm still uncoordinated.

486
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,064
(laughter)

487
00:26:05,189 --> 00:26:06,524
(Stan): Come on, Clara.

488
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,568
(Clara): What?
Nobody moves like Moretti.

489
00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:10,695
(chatter continues indistinctly)

490
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,206
(bread crunching)

491
00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:24,292
(uneasy music playing)

492
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,044
(bread crunching)

493
00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,342
(quiet murmuring)

494
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,344
(Stan): Oh. Thank you.

495
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,390
(Bill): But it's a pretty one.

496
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,351
Indeed it is.

497
00:27:23,476 --> 00:27:24,810
Yeah. Thought so.

498
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,402
Jorg, right?

499
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,323
Ariel Ecton. (Chuckles)

500
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:38,449
(chuckles)

501
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:40,618
This is amazing.

502
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,580
(sighs) Um...

503
00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:49,877
Full disclosure,
I'm a journalist here,

504
00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,879
and we might be writing a piece

505
00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:54,048
just about how amazing
all this is,

506
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:57,009
and, um, I just wanted to get, like,
a little bit of background color,

507
00:27:57,134 --> 00:28:00,763
if you're comfortable
talking to me a little.

508
00:28:08,938 --> 00:28:10,481
I used to teach music

509
00:28:11,649 --> 00:28:15,653
at Harden High School
in Charlotte.

510
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:19,657
One semester, I picked
my favorite musician...

511
00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:22,827
The Wizard of Wiggle himself,

512
00:28:22,952 --> 00:28:25,705
to be the primary focus
for the kids.

513
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,421
One day,
I'm teaching second period

514
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,047
when I get a phone call

515
00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,383
saying that Moretti
wanted to meet me.

516
00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:40,136
(chuckling) And at first, I thought
it was a prank, you know?

517
00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:41,971
- Mmm.
- Of course.

518
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:44,390
No one had seen Moretti
in almost ten years.

519
00:28:44,515 --> 00:28:46,308
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

520
00:28:46,434 --> 00:28:47,810
And then...

521
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:50,563
he got on the phone...

522
00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:54,650
and that voice is...

523
00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:58,112
...unmistakable.

524
00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:01,824
- Like, this ain't no prank.
- (chuckles)

525
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:05,119
That's the motherfucking
Debutante himself. (Chuckles)

526
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,620
Wait, so...

527
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,415
Moretti just, like,
called you out of the blue?

528
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:11,834
He told me not to tell anyone.

529
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,211
Did he say
what he wanted or... or...

530
00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,671
(laughing) What?

531
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:17,590
No need. No.

532
00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:19,800
I didn't even tell my job.

533
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:20,926
No call, no show.

534
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:24,346
I... I was on a plane
the next morning.

535
00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:26,515
(chuckles)

536
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,477
And now, I teach music theory
to the children.

537
00:29:29,602 --> 00:29:31,729
Like, uh, you know,
little Maudey there.

538
00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:37,109
And John here, uh,
teaches phys ed,

539
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:40,654
like, uh, oh, like, uh,
track and archery.

540
00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:48,120
"Teach them young,
and the world will be yours."

541
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,540
(Ariel): That's from the book,
right? The...

542
00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:53,542
the... the blue one that's...

543
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,545
<i>- Meditations of Level.</i>
- (Ariel): Yeah.

544
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,005
Is that, um...

545
00:29:59,089 --> 00:30:01,550
Sorry, I don't... I don't know
how else to ask that.

546
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,093
Are you...

547
00:30:03,219 --> 00:30:05,346
- you guys...
- We're Levelists.

548
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:08,808
What do you, uh...

549
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:14,104
What is that, I guess,
to you or...

550
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,607
you all?

551
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:22,029
"The one and only holistic path

552
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,740
"to prevent the obstruction
of creativity

553
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:29,954
"and ensure the protection of those
divinely burdened to wield it."

554
00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:42,633
(footsteps departing)

555
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:51,016
(indistinct chatter)

556
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,325
(intriguing music playing)

557
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:19,044
Doesn't "sycophant" have an "O"?

558
00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:24,133
Probably, yeah. Um...

559
00:31:24,258 --> 00:31:26,427
- Hi.
- Alfred Moretti.

560
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,429
Ariel Ecton.

561
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,347
- Indeed you are.
- (chuckles)

562
00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:32,266
I was shocked to get the invite,

563
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:35,644
but I'm truly honored
and thrilled

564
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:37,229
to get to be here this weekend.

565
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,356
I hope so.

566
00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:41,692
- (chuckles nervously)
- Don't forget the "O."

567
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,195
- Right. Yeah.
- Rest well.

568
00:31:45,321 --> 00:31:46,405
(Ariel): You, too.

569
00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:55,539
(intriguing music playing)

570
00:32:02,296 --> 00:32:04,048
Congratulations,
and welcome again

571
00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:06,050
to this once-in-a-lifetime
gathering.

572
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:08,218
For your comfort,
we have assigned each of you

573
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,804
a 24-7 concierge.

574
00:32:10,930 --> 00:32:13,349
If there are any accommodations
that you may desire,

575
00:32:13,474 --> 00:32:15,100
please do not hesitate
to ask them.

576
00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:18,145
None too big, none too small.

577
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:20,314
Your concierge is here for you.

578
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:23,025
(Stan): Holy shit,
the Moretti Museum.

579
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,152
- (light laughter)
- (woman): I can't believe it's real.

580
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:27,863
(Clara): Oh, the kids are doing
a puppet show.

581
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:29,448
I love puppet shows.

582
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,871
(exhaling rhythmically)

583
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,630
(rummaging through bag)

584
00:32:47,508 --> 00:32:49,885
(breath trembling)

585
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:05,526
(scoffs, sighs)

586
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,444
(loud popping)

587
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:21,500
(gum pops loudly)

588
00:33:24,753 --> 00:33:25,879
(sighs)

589
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:37,182
<i>(Moretti over tape player):
This song is titled</i>

590
00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,851
Tomorrow, <i>my love.</i>

591
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:40,394
<i>Please enjoy.</i>

592
00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:43,063
(slow, melancholy intro playing)

593
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:55,743
(sighs)

594
00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,997
<i>♪ The last time
I fell in love ♪</i>

595
00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:02,750
<i>♪ I was 16 ♪</i>

596
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:11,258
<i>♪ A little ol' boy
With some big ol' dreams ♪</i>

597
00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:19,475
<i>♪ Then she headed west
For this Hollywood thing ♪</i>

598
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:27,608
<i>♪ Love didn't work out
Like it seemed ♪</i>

599
00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:34,823
<i>♪ I begged her to stay
But I had no means ♪</i>

600
00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:39,453
<i>♪ Stood there
In my cowboy hat ♪</i>

601
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:43,123
<i>♪ And my favorite jeans ♪</i>

602
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:51,090
<i>♪ And every night at 8:00
She's on TV ♪</i>

603
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:54,968
<i>♪ But for me ♪</i>

604
00:34:55,094 --> 00:35:00,265
<i>♪ Things didn't work out
Like they seemed ♪</i>

605
00:35:00,390 --> 00:35:03,310
<i>♪ You deserve the best ♪</i>

606
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:07,564
<i>♪ And I'll miss you slow ♪</i>

607
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:12,027
<i>♪ 'Cause life's
Moving faster ♪</i>

608
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,864
<i>♪ Faster than before ♪</i>

609
00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,535
<i>♪ When we were young
We had time ♪</i>

610
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:24,456
<i>♪ Felt seconds last forever ♪</i>

611
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:28,085
<i>♪ But what I never knew ♪</i>

612
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:31,755
<i>♪ Was how much time
We'd have together ♪</i>

613
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:36,176
<i>♪ How much time
We'd have together ♪</i>

614
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:46,311
(song ends)

615
00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:51,150
(sighs)

616
00:35:51,275 --> 00:35:52,651
(door opens)

617
00:35:57,281 --> 00:35:59,199
(intriguing music playing)

618
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,784
(footsteps)

619
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,120
Hmm?

620
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,330
- Ow!
- (man): There we go. Go.

621
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:07,499
(Bill): Hey, what are you doing?

622
00:36:07,624 --> 00:36:08,542
- (man): Go ahead.
- (creaking)

623
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,626
(grunting)

624
00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,211
What are... No, let go of me!

625
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:12,796
(grunting)

626
00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:15,465
- (man): That's it.
- (tool whirring)

627
00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:18,010
(screaming)

628
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:21,096
(screaming stops)

629
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,348
(bird calling)

630
00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:31,607
(yawning)

631
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:35,986
Morning.

632
00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,446
Good morning.

633
00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:38,780
Can I get you anything?

634
00:36:39,948 --> 00:36:42,951
No. I was just gonna
go for a jog.

635
00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:49,708
(chuckling)
I can go for a jog, right?

636
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,379
(intriguing music playing)

637
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,188
(grunts softly)

638
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,109
(sighs)

639
00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,362
(exhales sharply)

640
00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:22,324
(bird calling)

641
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:37,631
- (frog croaking)
- (birds chirping)

642
00:38:30,851 --> 00:38:33,729
(Ariel panting)

643
00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,191
(Moretti): Morning.

644
00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:39,860
(Ariel): Morning.

645
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:42,863
How are you finding
everything so far?

646
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,364
Good. Yeah.

647
00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:48,076
How was your morning jog?

648
00:38:48,201 --> 00:38:49,411
It was good.

649
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:51,955
I, um... I feel bad, though.

650
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,708
My concierge had to jog
with me the whole time.

651
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,251
(chuckles)

652
00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:58,587
You guys really go above and
beyond with the service here.

653
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,382
Oh, that's the only thing
you find above and beyond?

654
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,759
The service?

655
00:39:04,676 --> 00:39:06,178
Yeah. Um...

656
00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:09,556
I mean, the song was amazing.

657
00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:13,185
Like, genuinely. It was...

658
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:17,939
gorgeous and haunting
and kind of funny.

659
00:39:18,065 --> 00:39:19,858
Funny? How?

660
00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:22,986
It's just not really how
I picture your heart, I guess.

661
00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,822
How did you picture my heart?

662
00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:27,449
(chuckles) Um...

663
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,369
I...

664
00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:31,828
Like Teflon,

665
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:34,414
glitter-glazed and reinforced

666
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:36,750
with a shit ton of cash
and applause.

667
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,126
Pardon my French.

668
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:39,961
Well, don't stop Frenching

669
00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:42,172
on my account, dear. Sit.

670
00:39:44,466 --> 00:39:45,592
(Ariel): Um...

671
00:39:46,259 --> 00:39:47,719
Really, though, I just...

672
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,638
I found it really impressive.

673
00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:51,390
Thank you.

674
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:55,852
You're able to sing about all
that like it was yesterday, and...

675
00:39:57,354 --> 00:40:00,232
it was really kind of comforting

676
00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:01,775
that you hadn't lost a step.

677
00:40:03,193 --> 00:40:05,987
Thank you. Well, yes,
that would be a bummer.

678
00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,781
(chuckling) Yeah,
that'd be a huge bummer.

679
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,866
Hi, Ariel.

680
00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:13,745
Um...

681
00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:17,165
not to get all
Anderson Cooper on you

682
00:40:17,290 --> 00:40:18,708
- first thing in the morning...
- Mmm-hmm.

683
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:22,421
...but, um, this place,
this, um...

684
00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:26,758
religion, Level...

685
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,929
...how long ago was it
since you founded it?

686
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:34,182
Oh. (Laughing)

687
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,894
Oh, no. I didn't create it.

688
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,521
You think I wrote all that?

689
00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:42,691
No, I'm just a simple songman.

690
00:40:43,567 --> 00:40:46,445
It existed long before me.

691
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,572
But you are a member?

692
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:51,908
Yes, I'm very committed to it.

693
00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,080
What is it that you guys do?

694
00:40:58,415 --> 00:41:00,500
What do you mean, what do we do?

695
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,752
I mean, all religions
do something.

696
00:41:03,587 --> 00:41:05,255
Catholics go to Mass.

697
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:07,132
They drink the blood of Christ.

698
00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,926
Muslims, uh, pray towards Mecca.

699
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:12,220
You know, they...
they do things.

700
00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,598
All religions have things
that they do together.

701
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:19,394
Um, then what do you call a group
that does nothing together?

702
00:41:19,519 --> 00:41:21,104
Congress.

703
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:22,439
(Moretti laughs)

704
00:41:24,316 --> 00:41:25,484
Actually, you know what?

705
00:41:25,609 --> 00:41:27,944
There... there is...

706
00:41:29,196 --> 00:41:31,698
one thing we... we all do.

707
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,283
Would you like to see?

708
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:34,826
Yeah.

709
00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,880
(intriguing music playing)

710
00:41:55,931 --> 00:41:57,516
(cracking nearby)

711
00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,142
(cracking continues)

712
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,021
(hushed): Sorry about the odor.

713
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,440
I wish that I could say
you get used to it,

714
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:07,025
but you don't.

715
00:42:08,652 --> 00:42:12,614
Now, this believer is engaged

716
00:42:12,739 --> 00:42:15,659
in a process we call Diving.

717
00:42:15,784 --> 00:42:19,287
That's something
we're all called to do.

718
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:21,873
"We all," including yourself?

719
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:24,376
Absolutely.

720
00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:32,133
(Ariel): So, you eat them?

721
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:36,054
For necklaces,
we source only natural pearls,

722
00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:38,306
so that means
we're obligated to open

723
00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:41,434
oyster after oyster after oyster

724
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:44,479
before we find one
with a pearl in it.

725
00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:48,358
Well, in a hundred oysters,

726
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:52,487
how often do you find a pearl?

727
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:54,364
Not all that often,
but distilling it

728
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:58,952
into a chore of numbers
is beside the point.

729
00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,870
Well, what's the point, then?

730
00:43:07,669 --> 00:43:09,296
- (knife squishes)
- (man grunting)

731
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,632
(man, softly): Oh, damn.

732
00:43:15,552 --> 00:43:16,886
We should probably...

733
00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:20,473
leave him to it,
let him concentrate.

734
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,352
(door opens)

735
00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:35,196
(chuckles) Um...

736
00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:39,034
forgive me if I'm missing
something, but...

737
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:41,536
what...

738
00:43:42,746 --> 00:43:45,749
(chuckling) What's the point
of that, exactly?

739
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:50,295
Well, the <i>Meditations of Level</i>

740
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:53,673
teaches us that the worth
of a single pearl

741
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:58,345
surpasses the value
of all empty shells

742
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:02,307
and that balance, true balance,

743
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:06,561
exists not in the notion
that all things are equal

744
00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:08,730
but in the realization

745
00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:11,066
that all things are not...

746
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:13,693
equal.

747
00:44:15,195 --> 00:44:16,655
True balance?

748
00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:17,864
Yes.

749
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:22,077
Like someone who would sleep
12 hours a day

750
00:44:22,202 --> 00:44:24,704
and stay up for 12 hours,
for example.

751
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:27,415
(Moretti): Hmm.

752
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:32,420
Did you really buy and wear
Freddie Mercury's teeth?

753
00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:41,721
(shower running)

754
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:42,972
(shower stops)

755
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:49,854
(knocking)

756
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:58,905
Okay.

757
00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:06,538
Hi.

758
00:45:08,832 --> 00:45:11,126
Oh, hello.

759
00:45:11,251 --> 00:45:13,712
It's so great
to finally meet you, Ariel.

760
00:45:13,837 --> 00:45:16,423
Uh, it's nice
to meet you, too...

761
00:45:16,548 --> 00:45:17,716
Rachel.

762
00:45:18,717 --> 00:45:21,261
- Okay.
- Okay, um...

763
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,512
(Rachel speaking indistinctly
to staff)

764
00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:24,431
Rachel. (Chuckles)

765
00:45:26,141 --> 00:45:27,851
- Rachel, hi. Yeah.
- Hi.

766
00:45:27,976 --> 00:45:29,644
What... what is all this?

767
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:30,729
Here.

768
00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:33,481
Oh, beautiful. Option three,

769
00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,483
with the olive foundation, like
we talked about last week, okay?

770
00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:36,609
- Okay.
- Thank you.

771
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:38,236
No, I... I got
one of these, actually.

772
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,280
Um... just, like, what is this?

773
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:43,366
Is this, like, the...
the spa experience or...

774
00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:46,077
Right. Okay.

775
00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:48,830
We're gonna make you look
like the best version of you.

776
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,041
Okay. Um...

777
00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,628
What number?

778
00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:57,505
Okay. Two dresses.

779
00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:01,217
Let me ask you this.

780
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,552
Uh...

781
00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:07,182
did you receive a call
out of the blue, maybe,

782
00:46:07,307 --> 00:46:10,769
from Moretti a few years ago, and
that's what brought you to this place?

783
00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:13,146
I'm sorry, my dear,
the schedule.

784
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:14,189
Let us do what we do,

785
00:46:14,314 --> 00:46:15,982
and I promise
you will look and feel

786
00:46:16,107 --> 00:46:17,692
- like a million bucks.
- Yeah. Okay.

787
00:46:17,817 --> 00:46:19,778
(intriguing music playing)

788
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:33,208
Mmm. Mmm.

789
00:46:33,333 --> 00:46:35,668
You have Pam Grier's
bone structure.

790
00:46:35,794 --> 00:46:37,170
- Okay.
- Ooh, truly gorgeous.

791
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,130
Let's not get carried away, now.

792
00:46:39,756 --> 00:46:41,257
Okay.

793
00:46:41,382 --> 00:46:42,801
It's so weird.

794
00:46:42,926 --> 00:46:44,427
You guys do fast work.

795
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:47,096
It's like, one day
you just look in the mirror

796
00:46:47,222 --> 00:46:48,556
and you're both
of your parents, you're...

797
00:46:48,681 --> 00:46:50,141
(electric razor buzzing)

798
00:46:51,267 --> 00:46:52,310
- (buzzing stops)
- Okay, hon.

799
00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,938
So, how's the lady garden?

800
00:46:55,897 --> 00:46:57,065
Um...

801
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,443
What? (Chuckles)

802
00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:01,736
Your lady garden.

803
00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:03,321
(chuckles)

804
00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:04,656
Your cha-cha.

805
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,075
Your vagina, my dear.

806
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,577
When was the last time
you shaved or waxed down there?

807
00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:11,704
Uh, no, yeah,
I... I... I figured.

808
00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:14,332
Um... (laughs)

809
00:47:14,457 --> 00:47:15,917
I don't know.

810
00:47:16,042 --> 00:47:18,711
Uh, I... I... I don't...

811
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:22,382
I don't know why
it's any of your business.

812
00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:28,805
It... it has been a... a minute.

813
00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:30,682
That's good. That's good.

814
00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:33,059
Moretti requires
that everyone be unshaven.

815
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:36,396
But what he actually means
is a full, tidy bush,

816
00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:38,690
emphasis on "tidy."

817
00:47:38,815 --> 00:47:40,733
We all do it, even the men.

818
00:47:42,652 --> 00:47:43,778
(laughs)

819
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:47,866
Does he have plans to...
to... to see...

820
00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:49,242
I'm sure he doesn't.

821
00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:54,664
I've worked on The Debutante
since before the Cream Crush Tour.

822
00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:55,957
He's had many impressive guests.

823
00:47:56,082 --> 00:47:59,419
Icons, people who had holidays
named after them.

824
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,880
Football players,
Pulitzer Prize winners.

825
00:48:02,005 --> 00:48:05,717
Everyone with 100% certainty
has gone through this process.

826
00:48:05,842 --> 00:48:07,093
Okay, uh, sorry.

827
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,304
So, um, because

828
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:13,224
some famous, influential people

829
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:16,519
wanted to... to...
to spend time with Moretti,

830
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:21,232
they let you,
or whoever else, um...

831
00:48:22,901 --> 00:48:25,111
shave them down there?

832
00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:28,781
Hey, as Moretti always says,

833
00:48:28,907 --> 00:48:31,910
"No one is more of a star fucker

834
00:48:32,035 --> 00:48:33,703
"than the fucking stars."

835
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,291
(electric razor buzzing)

836
00:48:41,461 --> 00:48:44,130
I mean, has the man ever told
a joke that's actually funny?

837
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,757
- Well...
- Hey.

838
00:48:46,674 --> 00:48:48,301
- Hey.
- (gasps) Wow, honey.

839
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,677
- You look gorgeous.
- (Ariel chuckles)

840
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,512
Doesn't she look gorgeous, Stan?

841
00:48:51,638 --> 00:48:54,474
- (Stan): No objection here.
- I mean, you guys look amazing.

842
00:48:54,599 --> 00:48:55,642
I love your hair, Clara.

843
00:48:55,767 --> 00:48:57,226
Well, it's a wig.

844
00:48:57,352 --> 00:49:00,521
Yeah, she knows it's a wig,
Stan, you miserable ass.

845
00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:02,774
And they put it on
a little bit too tight,

846
00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:03,983
but other than that,

847
00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:05,526
I think it looks fabulous on me.

848
00:49:05,652 --> 00:49:07,403
It does. This is a look.

849
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:09,530
Um...

850
00:49:12,075 --> 00:49:14,285
Sorry, did... did...
did your guys's concierges

851
00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:15,995
stay with you all night?

852
00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:18,206
- Yep.
- Yep.

853
00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:20,375
And did they, um...

854
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:25,630
they shave you down...

855
00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:26,714
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

856
00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,383
Okay. Cool.

857
00:49:28,508 --> 00:49:31,010
(laughs) Fucking Moretti.

858
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,553
(Clara): Yeah.

859
00:49:32,679 --> 00:49:33,638
(Ariel chuckles)

860
00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,264
- (Ariel): Oh, hey.
- (Bianca): Hey.

861
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,474
- (Ariel): Hey.
- (Bianca): Hey.

862
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:37,642
(Emily): Ooh. Wow.

863
00:49:37,767 --> 00:49:38,935
- Thank you.
- Wow.

864
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,311
- Bianca, look at this look.
- This is great.

865
00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:41,396
- Stop.
- You look beautiful.

866
00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:42,522
I've never seen you
look like this.

867
00:49:42,647 --> 00:49:43,856
All right.

868
00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:45,650
Shall we head
to the listening room?

869
00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:49,696
Um... we're down one,
though, right?

870
00:49:49,821 --> 00:49:52,323
Oh, yeah. Where is Bill?

871
00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:57,078
Mr. Lotto opted for
a longer massage session.

872
00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:58,871
He'll rejoin the group later.

873
00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,540
(scoffs) Typical.

874
00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,583
- Asshole.
- He's so indulgent.

875
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,508
(intriguing music playing)

876
00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:40,413
(light laughter, quiet chatter)

877
00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:59,098
(Moretti): I'll only say this,

878
00:50:59,223 --> 00:51:01,768
humanity has been in debt

879
00:51:01,893 --> 00:51:05,521
ever since we found ourselves
on this tiny rock.

880
00:51:05,646 --> 00:51:09,567
Every so often,
there is a Michelangelo

881
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:12,236
who paints a Sistine Chapel

882
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:16,032
or a Tina Turner
who covers <i>Proud Mary,</i>

883
00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:19,202
and humanity chips away
at that debt.

884
00:51:20,036 --> 00:51:22,872
Now, I'm not saying this album,

885
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,749
<i>Caesar's Request,</i>

886
00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:27,460
will bring us into the black,

887
00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:32,465
but you can bet your ass
it'll bring us closer to it.

888
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,801
(pulsing electronic beat plays)

889
00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:37,345
(upbeat electric guitar line
plays over electronic beat)

890
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,848
(grunts)

891
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,518
Whoo, whoo.

892
00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:53,569
<i>♪ Hey, babe ♪</i>

893
00:51:53,694 --> 00:51:55,738
<i>♪ Look to me ♪</i>

894
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:57,698
<i>♪ The way you fall asleep ♪</i>

895
00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:00,159
<i>♪ Tonight I pray
I'm in your dreams ♪</i>

896
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,203
<i>♪ Hey, crazy ♪</i>

897
00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:04,455
<i>♪ Come to me ♪</i>

898
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,707
<i>♪ I love to play
The role of love ♪</i>

899
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:09,168
<i>♪ Girl, write me
In your scenes ♪</i>

900
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:12,713
<i>♪ Cameras, action ♪</i>

901
00:52:13,506 --> 00:52:17,802
<i>♪ Fatal attraction ♪</i>

902
00:52:17,927 --> 00:52:21,514
<i>♪ Encore, concords ♪</i>

903
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:25,476
<i>♪ Latest fashion ♪</i>

904
00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:28,104
<i>♪ Girl, you sexy
And you know it ♪</i>

905
00:52:28,229 --> 00:52:30,314
<i>♪ And you ain't afraid
To show it ♪</i>

906
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,984
<i>♪ I adore you
Bring your gifts ♪</i>

907
00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:34,652
<i>♪ Bring your ass
Bring your lips ♪</i>

908
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:36,821
<i>♪ Bring me Venus
I'll bring you Mars ♪</i>

909
00:52:36,946 --> 00:52:39,198
<i>♪ Bring the night
I'll bring the stars ♪</i>

910
00:52:39,323 --> 00:52:40,783
<i>♪ I'll bring it all ♪</i>

911
00:52:40,908 --> 00:52:42,410
<i>♪ All, all, all, all, all ♪</i>

912
00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:43,911
<i>♪ 35 millimeter ♪</i>

913
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:46,038
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪</i>

914
00:52:46,164 --> 00:52:48,207
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪</i>

915
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:51,419
<i>♪ Light, love, rogue
Live, bold, die ♪</i>

916
00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:52,503
<i>♪ 35 millimeter ♪</i>

917
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,714
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪</i>

918
00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:57,049
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪</i>

919
00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,719
<i>♪ Walk, love, walk
Live, walk, die ♪</i>

920
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:01,888
<i>♪ 35 millimeter ♪</i>

921
00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:11,105
<i>♪ Hey, love ♪</i>

922
00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:13,816
<i>♪ Hey, love ♪</i>

923
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,443
<i>♪ I come alive at night ♪</i>

924
00:53:15,568 --> 00:53:17,612
<i>♪ Let's be alive tonight ♪</i>

925
00:53:17,737 --> 00:53:19,488
<i>♪ Sweet soul ♪</i>

926
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,908
<i>♪ Pure soul ♪</i>

927
00:53:22,909 --> 00:53:26,454
<i>♪ Bring a rise
Until I'm hypnotized ♪</i>

928
00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:31,125
<i>♪ Borderlines get crossed ♪</i>

929
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,752
<i>♪ Put me in focus ♪</i>

930
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:35,046
<i>♪ Girl, I'm hopeless ♪</i>

931
00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:37,548
<i>♪ Don't be camera-shy ♪</i>

932
00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:40,051
<i>♪ Let's both defy this life ♪</i>

933
00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:43,804
<i>♪ Put us on the screen
For everyone to see ♪</i>

934
00:53:43,930 --> 00:53:49,310
<i>♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪</i>

935
00:53:52,647 --> 00:53:54,607
<i>♪ Girl, you sexy
And you know it ♪</i>

936
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,817
<i>♪ And you ain't afraid
To show it ♪</i>

937
00:53:56,943 --> 00:53:58,819
<i>♪ I adore you
Bring your gifts ♪</i>

938
00:53:58,945 --> 00:54:01,239
<i>♪ Bring your ass
Bring your lips ♪</i>

939
00:54:01,364 --> 00:54:03,407
<i>♪ Bring me Venus
I'll bring you Mars ♪</i>

940
00:54:03,532 --> 00:54:05,284
<i>♪ Bring the night
I'll bring the stars ♪</i>

941
00:54:05,409 --> 00:54:06,827
<i>♪ I'll bring it all ♪</i>

942
00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:10,414
<i>♪ 35 millimeter ♪</i>

943
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,541
<i>♪ Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ♪</i>

944
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:14,669
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪</i>

945
00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:17,797
<i>♪ Light, love, rogue
Live, bold, die ♪</i>

946
00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:19,298
<i>♪ 35 millimeter ♪</i>

947
00:54:19,423 --> 00:54:23,594
(voice distorted)
<i>? Stop, shoot, pose, shoot ?</i>

948
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:27,932
<i>♪ Pulse, win, vogue, lose ♪</i>

949
00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:29,725
<i>♪ Walk, love, walk ♪</i>

950
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,185
(distorted howling)

951
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:34,438
<i>♪ Live, walk, die ♪</i>

952
00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:51,747
<i>♪ Love ♪</i>

953
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,668
<i>♪ Live, die ♪</i>

954
00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:01,674
(coughing)

955
00:55:02,425 --> 00:55:04,802
(gasping)

956
00:55:04,927 --> 00:55:06,762
(Moretti): Can we cut
the music, please?

957
00:55:06,887 --> 00:55:08,556
- Honey, are you all right?
- (song stops)

958
00:55:09,181 --> 00:55:11,851
- Can we get her some water?
- (clears throat, coughs)

959
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,936
It's probably a peanut allergy.

960
00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:17,732
I swear, that entire generation just
woke up one day with a peanut allergy.

961
00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:20,735
- (coughs, gasps)
- It might be the altitude, actually.

962
00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:23,487
Rachel, can we get her
an IV drip, maybe?

963
00:55:23,612 --> 00:55:26,657
And also, check with the kind
folks in the infirmary.

964
00:55:26,782 --> 00:55:28,451
- Maybe give her a once-over.
- Just breathe, Emily.

965
00:55:28,576 --> 00:55:31,746
You're... you're in great
hands with... with Rachel.

966
00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:34,123
(Emily coughs, clears throat)

967
00:55:35,166 --> 00:55:36,917
Don't worry.
I've had worse reviews.

968
00:55:37,043 --> 00:55:39,337
(laughter)

969
00:55:39,462 --> 00:55:42,965
(Moretti): Maybe let's all go
get some fresh air

970
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:46,552
and let the music decant
a little bit, shall we?

971
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,095
- Sure.
- Yeah?

972
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,388
Yeah.

973
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:52,933
(Moretti): Thank you. I'm
honored.

974
00:55:53,059 --> 00:55:54,810
It's just so inspiring.

975
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,897
- (Clara groans)
- Hey. You good?

976
00:55:58,022 --> 00:56:01,108
(chuckling) Yeah.
I'm just trying to loosen it.

977
00:56:03,486 --> 00:56:05,154
What's crazier,

978
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:09,408
the fact that Moretti
has changed his wardrobe

979
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,994
- six times in the last two days...
- (chuckles)

980
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:16,248
...or that he's still the best
entertainer in the world?

981
00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:17,917
- (Ariel): No, for sure, but--
- (Clara): Yeah.

982
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:19,919
This whole thing's a trip, man.

983
00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:23,089
Him, this place, like...

984
00:56:23,923 --> 00:56:27,551
The people here
are weirdly talented

985
00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,887
and seem mostly happy.

986
00:56:30,012 --> 00:56:30,971
Yeah.

987
00:56:31,097 --> 00:56:32,681
The scars on the hands, though.

988
00:56:32,807 --> 00:56:33,974
I don't know if I love that.

989
00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:36,894
- Huh. I hadn't noticed.
- Yeah.

990
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,564
Um, you know Stan
pretty well, yeah?

991
00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:41,857
Stan? Yeah.

992
00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:47,279
How apeshit do you think he'd go

993
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:48,781
if I were to write
a secondary piece,

994
00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:50,658
like, on the Levelists?

995
00:56:51,409 --> 00:56:53,577
Here's the thing,
Stan is an asshole,

996
00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:55,663
but if you have
a real story to tell,

997
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,706
not even he can deny that.

998
00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:00,918
(Stan): There's something
that unites them.

999
00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:03,421
And I... I'm not quite sure
how to put it, but they...

1000
00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:06,507
they're all very different,
but there's something...

1001
00:57:06,632 --> 00:57:09,093
It's as if they're all
faces of the one.

1002
00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:10,344
(Moretti): Mmm-hm.

1003
00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:12,012
Well, you know, Level believes

1004
00:57:12,138 --> 00:57:14,723
God is a temporary
state of being

1005
00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:18,727
and that divinity
is accessible for all,

1006
00:57:18,853 --> 00:57:21,647
but soon fades away.

1007
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,941
- (Stan): Right.
- For... for instance,

1008
00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:25,985
when I created the bridge

1009
00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,028
- on <i>Live Without Love...</i>
- (Stan sighs)

1010
00:57:28,154 --> 00:57:31,073
...uh, in that moment,
I was a god.

1011
00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:32,741
- Capital "G" God.
- You were.

1012
00:57:32,867 --> 00:57:36,954
But only in the same way the...
the person who, uh,

1013
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:41,667
created the horseshoe thousands
of years ago was a god.

1014
00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,879
- That is really fascinating, Alfred.
- Mmm.

1015
00:57:45,004 --> 00:57:46,213
Do you think that...

1016
00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:49,717
that that could be a little
bit alienating, though?

1017
00:57:49,842 --> 00:57:53,762
Just seeing as most people can't

1018
00:57:53,888 --> 00:57:57,224
and won't ever create something

1019
00:57:57,349 --> 00:57:59,393
truly perfect
in their lifetimes?

1020
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,062
Actually, we believe
it's the exact opposite.

1021
00:58:02,188 --> 00:58:06,442
That anyone can be a god
at any moment.

1022
00:58:06,567 --> 00:58:08,736
The opportunity is there
for everyone,

1023
00:58:08,861 --> 00:58:12,573
from the boss
to the lowest on the masthead.

1024
00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,158
Yeah, it makes sense, right?

1025
00:58:15,618 --> 00:58:17,495
We are only vessels.

1026
00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:19,788
Some of us have the goods,
some of us don't.

1027
00:58:20,581 --> 00:58:22,500
(laughs)

1028
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:23,959
(indistinct chatter)

1029
00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,753
Thank you so much.

1030
00:58:25,878 --> 00:58:28,005
- So, what's the deal?
How's the note-taking coming?

1031
00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,381
- Uh... No, it's good. It's good.

1032
00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:30,674
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1033
00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:32,510
I've been finding a lot
of really fascinating stuff.

1034
00:58:32,635 --> 00:58:34,720
- Mmm-hmm.
- I was thinking, you know,

1035
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:39,058
maybe I could write
some sort of secondary...

1036
00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:41,185
like, a... a companion piece
to yours.

1037
00:58:41,310 --> 00:58:43,145
- Secondary piece?
- Uh, yeah. Secondary, completely secondary.

1038
00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:44,855
(whispering)
Just on the Levelists.

1039
00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:48,192
Stan.

1040
00:58:48,943 --> 00:58:49,944
Be real with me.

1041
00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:53,030
This is a cult.

1042
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,199
- (chuckles) Well, yeah.
- Or damn well near one.

1043
00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:57,201
Like, this is insane.

1044
00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:58,452
Yeah. So?

1045
00:58:58,577 --> 00:59:00,454
So, I was talking to...
to Jorg last night.

1046
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:01,455
- Mmm-hmm.

1047
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,123
The backstories
on the members...

1048
00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:06,001
They're all just so fascinating.
I could just do a deep dive--

1049
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,503
No, no, no, no.
Let me stop you. Stop, stop.

1050
00:59:07,628 --> 00:59:08,754
Let me stop you there.

1051
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,464
We are publishing one story.

1052
00:59:10,589 --> 00:59:12,383
- (scoffs)
- And you're... you're playing

1053
00:59:12,508 --> 00:59:14,134
a... a vital role in it.

1054
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:15,636
But, you know,
any and everything

1055
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,887
that's interesting
about this place

1056
00:59:17,012 --> 00:59:18,097
will be in my story.

1057
00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:19,932
- Okay.
- Plus... plus...

1058
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,434
the... the... the weird
groupies in blue,

1059
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,770
the fucking vases,

1060
00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,855
god damn dancing,
none of that matters

1061
00:59:26,981 --> 00:59:29,066
because it's about the music.

1062
00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:30,693
- That's the story,
you know? I mean...

1063
00:59:30,818 --> 00:59:31,902
(Ariel gasps)

1064
00:59:32,027 --> 00:59:33,696
(groaning)

1065
00:59:33,821 --> 00:59:35,573
- Oh, my God. Stan.
- (Stan): Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1066
00:59:35,698 --> 00:59:37,449
Oh, somebody help!

1067
00:59:37,575 --> 00:59:39,243
- What happened?
- Have Charlan rush here.

1068
00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:40,411
- (hyperventilating)
- What happened?

1069
00:59:40,536 --> 00:59:42,454
- Now!
- Oh, my God. Take it out!

1070
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:43,539
- No!
- (Clara): Oh, my goodness!

1071
00:59:43,664 --> 00:59:44,999
- (shushing)
- (Stan groaning)

1072
00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:46,750
- Just breathe, just breathe.
- (Clara): What's going on?

1073
00:59:46,875 --> 00:59:48,085
(Jorg): It looks like
it only hit his shoulder...

1074
00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,753
- What the fuck?
- ...but still hurry.

1075
00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,964
(Ariel): Just breathe,
just breathe, just breathe.

1076
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,550
- (Bianca): Don't take it out.
- (Stan groaning)

1077
00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:58,304
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, it's...

1078
00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,055
I'm so sorry, mister.

1079
01:00:00,180 --> 01:00:02,474
It was a mistake with my grip.
It slipped.

1080
01:00:02,600 --> 01:00:04,018
(Stan groaning)

1081
01:00:04,143 --> 01:00:06,353
(Stan): Oh, my God.

1082
01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:08,147
(groaning continues)

1083
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,443
(Stan): Yes?

1084
01:00:12,568 --> 01:00:15,112
("Dina Simone" playing
inside room)

1085
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,573
Ariel. Come, have a drink.

1086
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:22,953
Ariel.

1087
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,705
We were just saying we...

1088
01:00:24,830 --> 01:00:27,416
we should call over to your room
and invite you over.

1089
01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:29,376
- We were just saying that.
- And here you are.

1090
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,086
There's not a lot left,

1091
01:00:31,211 --> 01:00:32,713
but you look like
a lightweight, so...

1092
01:00:32,838 --> 01:00:35,299
Oh, I remember when I used
to look like a lightweight.

1093
01:00:35,424 --> 01:00:37,134
Well, we all remember
the '80s, Bianca.

1094
01:00:37,259 --> 01:00:38,218
- (Bianca): Fuck you.
- (Clara): Okay.

1095
01:00:38,344 --> 01:00:40,012
- (Stan): Fuck you.
- (Clara): To Moretti...

1096
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,138
(music stops)

1097
01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:44,475
...the best entertainer
in the world,

1098
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,603
still the greatest of all time.

1099
01:00:47,728 --> 01:00:49,647
- No doubt.
- (Bianca): Moretti.

1100
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:51,857
Ariel, what's wrong?

1101
01:00:51,982 --> 01:00:54,151
Oh, this better not be about
the fucking article.

1102
01:00:54,276 --> 01:00:55,277
I know that.

1103
01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:57,529
Stan, is it possible

1104
01:00:57,655 --> 01:01:00,407
that what happened to you
wasn't an accident?

1105
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:02,034
- (Clara and Stan): What?
- We're here,

1106
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:03,702
in the middle
of fucking nowhere.

1107
01:01:03,827 --> 01:01:05,954
They took our cell phones.
They took our laptops.

1108
01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,415
We have no way of communicating
with the outside world.

1109
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:11,251
They're surveilling us,
watching us 24/7.

1110
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:14,213
They're probably fucking listening
in to this room somehow.

1111
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,798
People are fucking missing.

1112
01:01:15,923 --> 01:01:18,133
- Let's not forget about that.
- What?

1113
01:01:18,258 --> 01:01:19,760
Are you sure you haven't been drinking with us?

1114
01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:22,638
- (laughing)
- Because this is sounding a little crazy.

1115
01:01:22,763 --> 01:01:24,264
- (Clara): Didn't wanna say it.
- (Stan): Sorry.

1116
01:01:24,390 --> 01:01:26,600
Something is off.

1117
01:01:27,393 --> 01:01:30,688
Is this not alarming
to you at all?

1118
01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:33,982
Like, is it weird or fucking
strange in the least bit?

1119
01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:37,069
It's less odd to me
that Bill Lotto's pretentious ass

1120
01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:41,073
thinks that he's too good to listen
to the album with the rest of us

1121
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:44,618
than it is that
the Alfred Moretti

1122
01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:46,412
did all of this

1123
01:01:46,537 --> 01:01:49,373
to steal our cell phones
or something. I mean, come on.

1124
01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:50,624
I don't know
why he fucking did it.

1125
01:01:50,749 --> 01:01:52,334
You said that
they hated each other.

1126
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:55,421
Oh, yeah, they hate each other
over something so silly.

1127
01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:56,547
Years ago,

1128
01:01:56,672 --> 01:01:57,756
Bill gave an interview

1129
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,258
where he sort of
made fun of Moretti

1130
01:01:59,383 --> 01:02:03,220
for getting his Doberman
stuffed after it died.

1131
01:02:03,345 --> 01:02:05,055
- (Bianca): Oh, Tucker.
- (Stan): That's right.

1132
01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:06,557
That's right. Tucker. (Laughs)

1133
01:02:06,682 --> 01:02:07,933
Oh. RIP.

1134
01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:11,103
And then, of course, Moretti
was shamed a little bit

1135
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,106
because everybody thought
it was kind of strange,

1136
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,817
- because it's kind of strange.
- (Bianca): Mmm-hmm.

1137
01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:19,987
This just doesn't feel
fucking right at all to me.

1138
01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:22,489
(Stan): Okay, and that's why
you're the one just taking notes.

1139
01:02:22,614 --> 01:02:24,908
- Okay. (Scoffs)
- (Clara): Just calm... Hold on.

1140
01:02:27,870 --> 01:02:30,622
- What is happening?
- I don't know. It's...

1141
01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:32,374
(tense music playing)

1142
01:02:32,499 --> 01:02:34,293
(birds chirping)

1143
01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,840
(indistinct chatter)

1144
01:02:39,965 --> 01:02:42,176
(Moretti sobbing)

1145
01:02:43,844 --> 01:02:45,095
(Levelists murmuring)

1146
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:47,055
(sobbing continues)

1147
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:58,650
The crowd...
the crowd is oh so upset.

1148
01:02:58,776 --> 01:03:00,819
(Levelists groaning)

1149
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:03,113
Upset that I'm not onstage.

1150
01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:04,573
(Levelists): Yeah!

1151
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,700
The back row is half asleep.

1152
01:03:06,825 --> 01:03:08,285
(Levelists groaning)

1153
01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:12,623
But the front row
is ready to rage.

1154
01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:13,916
(Levelists): Yeah!

1155
01:03:14,041 --> 01:03:16,043
The drummer was an hour late.

1156
01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:17,294
(Levelists groaning)

1157
01:03:17,419 --> 01:03:19,421
He was in the back seat
of a groupie's car.

1158
01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:20,631
(Levelists): Yeah!

1159
01:03:20,756 --> 01:03:23,425
The spotlight just blew out.

1160
01:03:23,550 --> 01:03:24,676
(Levelists groaning)

1161
01:03:24,802 --> 01:03:28,847
But my sarong,
it shines from afar.

1162
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:30,641
(Levelists): Yeah!

1163
01:03:30,766 --> 01:03:33,435
The price of the ticket was low.

1164
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:34,645
(Levelists groaning)

1165
01:03:34,770 --> 01:03:37,397
But we're booked
for another gig.

1166
01:03:37,523 --> 01:03:38,857
(cheering)

1167
01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:42,569
The microphone
is tiny and cheap.

1168
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,238
(Levelists groaning)

1169
01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:48,283
But it makes my bulge

1170
01:03:48,408 --> 01:03:50,077
look big.

1171
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,496
(cheering and applause)

1172
01:03:59,211 --> 01:04:00,337
(man): Bravo!

1173
01:04:09,763 --> 01:04:11,723
(intriguing music playing)

1174
01:04:21,275 --> 01:04:22,734
(bird calling)

1175
01:04:36,582 --> 01:04:37,791
Ariel?

1176
01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:41,837
(knocking)

1177
01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:21,376
(bell tolling)

1178
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:36,350
I love you all dearly.
I hope to see you soon.

1179
01:05:36,475 --> 01:05:39,311
(quiet chatter)

1180
01:05:45,192 --> 01:05:47,027
(indistinct chatter)

1181
01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,495
(door rattling)

1182
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,007
(flies buzzing)

1183
01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:25,816
(scratching rapidly)

1184
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:31,405
- (scratching continues)
- (breathing heavily)

1185
01:06:34,616 --> 01:06:36,368
(groans in frustration)

1186
01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:38,495
(scratching continues)

1187
01:07:02,978 --> 01:07:04,479
- Whoa.
- (Rachel): Are you... Are you okay?

1188
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:05,605
Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

1189
01:07:05,731 --> 01:07:07,190
What's... what's wrong?

1190
01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:10,193
- Just, wait a minute.
- (chuckles)

1191
01:07:10,318 --> 01:07:12,070
Let me explain, okay?

1192
01:07:12,195 --> 01:07:13,905
- I'm leaving.
- Ariel. Ariel.

1193
01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:15,574
Ariel!

1194
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:19,494
(panting)

1195
01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:29,629
Ariel.

1196
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:36,470
I need to leave.

1197
01:07:36,595 --> 01:07:39,264
Why? What... what happened?
What's wrong?

1198
01:07:39,389 --> 01:07:40,849
(chuckles)

1199
01:07:40,974 --> 01:07:42,517
Uh, where's Bill Lotto?

1200
01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:44,728
Najee?

1201
01:07:44,853 --> 01:07:46,772
I would assume
he's getting dressed for dinner.

1202
01:07:46,897 --> 01:07:49,649
Wait, did Bill
do something to you?

1203
01:07:49,775 --> 01:07:51,568
No, just, where is he?

1204
01:07:51,693 --> 01:07:53,070
Where's... where's Emily Katz?

1205
01:07:53,195 --> 01:07:54,321
(Najee): I just left her.

1206
01:07:54,446 --> 01:07:55,614
She's feeling much better
and will join us

1207
01:07:55,739 --> 01:07:57,032
at the children's show.

1208
01:07:57,324 --> 01:07:58,867
Oh. Okay.

1209
01:07:58,992 --> 01:07:59,993
(Moretti): Ariel, you...

1210
01:08:00,786 --> 01:08:03,121
Can't you tell me
exactly what happened?

1211
01:08:03,246 --> 01:08:05,457
You seemed just peachy
yesterday.

1212
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:09,544
Um, no, I'm not, uh,
explaining anything.

1213
01:08:09,669 --> 01:08:11,963
Just, uh, I want to go.

1214
01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:13,423
I'm gonna go.

1215
01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:14,925
I am going now. I'm leaving.

1216
01:08:15,050 --> 01:08:17,886
I'm sorry, but that simply
isn't possible right now.

1217
01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:21,098
A few of the believers took
the Louise into town.

1218
01:08:21,223 --> 01:08:22,474
They should be back soon.

1219
01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:24,726
Okay, well,
what about one of those?

1220
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,144
(Najee): Those will
get you ten miles.

1221
01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:28,271
You'll have to walk
the other 40.

1222
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:32,359
Okay. Well, we have to figure
something out, 'cause I gotta go.

1223
01:08:32,484 --> 01:08:35,445
This is the opportunity
of a lifetime.

1224
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:36,905
If you're too ungrateful to--

1225
01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:38,156
Jorg.

1226
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:41,201
(scoffs) Can't you see
she's frightened?

1227
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:45,497
And it's obviously something
we did or didn't do,

1228
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:49,709
so I would like to apologize
for that and assure you

1229
01:08:49,835 --> 01:08:51,711
that we will get you out of here

1230
01:08:51,837 --> 01:08:54,548
as soon as we can
possibly do so.

1231
01:08:54,673 --> 01:08:57,300
Najee, when is
the bus returning?

1232
01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,719
40 minutes, max.
I'll call them now.

1233
01:08:59,845 --> 01:09:03,598
(Moretti): In the meanwhile, I want you to
get a hold of Jeff and deal with the plane.

1234
01:09:03,723 --> 01:09:04,724
Get it fueled up.

1235
01:09:04,850 --> 01:09:06,476
Make sure it's ready to go

1236
01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:08,478
the second we get Ariel

1237
01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:10,313
to the airport, okay?

1238
01:09:10,438 --> 01:09:13,316
- No argument, top priority.
- Yes, sir.

1239
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:15,819
But what about the puppet show?

1240
01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:18,363
(Moretti): Well, she...
she has to leave,

1241
01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:21,408
so she... she'll miss it
this time.

1242
01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:25,704
But we worked so hard, and
you were supposed to sit next to me.

1243
01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:26,913
It's not fair.

1244
01:09:28,290 --> 01:09:30,542
(Moretti): You know,
maybe we can do this.

1245
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,752
If Ariel agrees,

1246
01:09:32,878 --> 01:09:35,672
the children's building is
the closest one to the gate,

1247
01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:39,467
and she could stay and watch
the show until the bus got here.

1248
01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:43,221
If you feel comfortable
with that.

1249
01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:48,268
I could see the entrance
from the building?

1250
01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:49,895
Like, I could see it?

1251
01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:50,979
(stammers)

1252
01:09:51,104 --> 01:09:53,523
Cross my heart, hope to die.

1253
01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:54,649
(scoffs)

1254
01:09:58,111 --> 01:09:59,487
Yeah, fine.

1255
01:09:59,613 --> 01:10:01,198
- Yes!
- (Ariel): Okay.

1256
01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,162
Jorg, if you could...

1257
01:10:07,287 --> 01:10:08,413
Thank you.

1258
01:10:17,756 --> 01:10:19,716
(mellow music playing)

1259
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,637
(birds chirping)

1260
01:10:41,947 --> 01:10:43,073
(Stan, softly): Yeah.

1261
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,202
(quiet chatter)

1262
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:49,621
(sighs)

1263
01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:50,705
(chuckling)

1264
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:55,835
(Clara): Cute.

1265
01:11:00,632 --> 01:11:02,133
(Moretti): All right, children.

1266
01:11:04,052 --> 01:11:07,430
Presenting
<i>The Tragedy of Billie.</i>

1267
01:11:07,555 --> 01:11:10,100
(applause)

1268
01:11:10,225 --> 01:11:11,643
(somber jazz music playing)

1269
01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:24,072
(puppets chattering)

1270
01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:32,872
(puppets laughing)

1271
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:38,920
(chuckles)

1272
01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:42,549
(puppet chatter
and laughter stops)

1273
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:48,179
(Billie Holiday): Okay. I'm
ready.

1274
01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:49,931
- (puppets clamoring)
- (puppets): Lady Day!

1275
01:11:51,725 --> 01:11:53,935
Tell us, has the trauma
in your childhood

1276
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,563
helped you make
such successful music?

1277
01:11:56,688 --> 01:11:59,441
Coming from where I'm from,
to be where I'm at now,

1278
01:11:59,566 --> 01:12:01,901
well, I guess that's
a sweet song in itself.

1279
01:12:02,027 --> 01:12:04,154
But I wouldn't wish
my childhood on anyone,

1280
01:12:04,279 --> 01:12:06,364
- even for success.
- Tell us about prison.

1281
01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,325
Did you perform any ditties
in the slammer?

1282
01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:11,286
Well, I'm no saint.
You already knew that.

1283
01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:13,496
And prison sure ain't
full of saints,

1284
01:12:13,621 --> 01:12:14,873
but neither is
the rest of the world.

1285
01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,875
Are you still on smack?

1286
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:20,337
I'm very pleased to announce
that I'm 100% sober as I stand here

1287
01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:23,590
and plan to finish my days
exactly that way.

1288
01:12:23,715 --> 01:12:25,091
I'm embarrassed and ashamed

1289
01:12:25,216 --> 01:12:27,260
of the mistakes
I've made in my past

1290
01:12:27,385 --> 01:12:29,387
and ask my fans and family
to forgive me

1291
01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:30,597
as best as they can.

1292
01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:32,390
I know I'm certainly trying to.

1293
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,434
When did the weight gain start?

1294
01:12:34,559 --> 01:12:37,145
How do you feel about McKay
blowing your fortune?

1295
01:12:37,270 --> 01:12:40,023
Are you flat broke?
Reports say you're flat broke.

1296
01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:44,527
Billie, when will we hear
<i>Strange Fruit</i> again?

1297
01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:47,280
Do you think a former prostitute
should be a role model?

1298
01:12:47,405 --> 01:12:48,656
Billie! Ms. Holiday!

1299
01:12:48,782 --> 01:12:51,034
(puppet reporters clamoring)

1300
01:12:51,159 --> 01:12:53,078
(puppet reporters):
Billie! Ms. Holiday!

1301
01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:55,205
(puppet reporters): Lady Day!

1302
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:57,290
(puppet reporters laughing)

1303
01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,834
Something moved.
Something moved.

1304
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:01,378
What... what the fuck is that?

1305
01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:03,171
(gasps)

1306
01:13:03,296 --> 01:13:05,465
- What the fuck?
- Oh, my God.

1307
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,925
(Stan): Jesus.

1308
01:13:10,595 --> 01:13:12,347
(Stan): Is... is this
some kind of joke?

1309
01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,643
- (Clara): What?
- (Stan): Is there some... someone in there?

1310
01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:19,062
Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.

1311
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,481
What the fuck?

1312
01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:23,733
Jesus Christ.

1313
01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:26,194
(Emily groaning)

1314
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:27,612
(Clara): Oh, my God.

1315
01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:31,116
- (Stan): Em?
- (Emily whimpering)

1316
01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:39,374
- (Bianca): Oh, my God.
- (Najee): Time to go, children.

1317
01:13:39,499 --> 01:13:40,834
(Stan): What the fuck
is wrong with her?

1318
01:13:40,959 --> 01:13:41,918
(Emily grunting, whimpering)

1319
01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:46,214
Um, I promised
I would be an open book,

1320
01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:47,715
and welshing ain't cute.

1321
01:13:47,841 --> 01:13:48,925
Well done, kids.

1322
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:50,468
Very... very charming.

1323
01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:53,805
Uh, so I'll try and explain.

1324
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:57,684
Whatever chemical compound
she ingested,

1325
01:13:57,809 --> 01:13:59,310
uh...

1326
01:14:00,353 --> 01:14:04,566
Sorry, science is a bit of
a "blah, blah, blah" to me.

1327
01:14:04,691 --> 01:14:05,984
Suffice it to say

1328
01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:10,447
that whatever
is wet inside her body

1329
01:14:10,572 --> 01:14:13,116
is rapidly expanding.

1330
01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:15,577
Is... is that
more or less accurate?

1331
01:14:15,702 --> 01:14:18,496
- More or less.
- (Moretti): You see?

1332
01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:23,710
Wonders happen
when we follow the science.

1333
01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:26,296
Wouldn't you say, dear?

1334
01:14:26,421 --> 01:14:28,047
(Emily gasping)

1335
01:14:28,173 --> 01:14:29,966
(Stan): Don't...
What the fuck are you doing?

1336
01:14:30,091 --> 01:14:32,427
- (Clara): Oh, my God. Don't touch her.
- (Stan): Jesus.

1337
01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:33,970
- (all groaning)
- (Emily grunts)

1338
01:14:34,095 --> 01:14:36,055
- (all gasping)
- (Stan): Jesus Christ.

1339
01:14:36,181 --> 01:14:37,640
- (Moretti): Jorg, please.
- (Stan): He's fucking insane.

1340
01:14:37,765 --> 01:14:39,058
- (Moretti): A towel.
- Move.

1341
01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:41,102
Move, you motherfuckers!

1342
01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:42,562
No! Let me go!

1343
01:14:43,605 --> 01:14:44,689
- Get off of me!
- (grunting)

1344
01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,776
- (Levelist): Nobody leaves!
- (Bianca): I wanna go.

1345
01:14:48,902 --> 01:14:50,403
Let me go.

1346
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:51,821
- Stay down.
- Okay.

1347
01:14:54,365 --> 01:14:56,743
- Fuck! Look at that.
- (Stan sobbing)

1348
01:14:56,868 --> 01:14:59,120
I mean, will you look at that?

1349
01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:03,249
Why is it
that waterproof foundation

1350
01:15:03,374 --> 01:15:05,376
is never truly waterproof?

1351
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:06,419
- Why?
- (muffled grunting)

1352
01:15:06,544 --> 01:15:07,629
(Jorg): Great question.

1353
01:15:07,754 --> 01:15:09,631
(Moretti): And, you know, I...

1354
01:15:09,756 --> 01:15:12,008
I must say something,
I'm afraid.

1355
01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:14,135
- (Clara sobbing)
- Um... (sniffs)

1356
01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:15,261
(Clara muttering)

1357
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,389
(Moretti): Many of us here
have worked

1358
01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:23,061
very hard to make this
a once-in-a-lifetime event,

1359
01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:26,731
and I find that
all of you are being

1360
01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:29,442
very, very disruptive.

1361
01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:32,028
- (gasping, crying)
- (Moretti): Excuse... excuse me.

1362
01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:33,863
- That's dramatic.
- (Clara, crying): Let me go.

1363
01:15:33,988 --> 01:15:35,281
I just wanna go.

1364
01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:38,326
Excuse me. That's dramatic.

1365
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:41,788
Now, may we finally begin
the Q and A

1366
01:15:41,913 --> 01:15:43,790
to discuss <i>Caesar's Request?</i>

1367
01:15:43,915 --> 01:15:45,166
(yelling)

1368
01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:48,753
(panicked screaming)

1369
01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,256
(Najee): Hey, hey, hey!

1370
01:15:53,550 --> 01:15:54,717
(whimpering, screaming)

1371
01:15:56,094 --> 01:15:57,512
(Levelist): Sit!

1372
01:15:57,637 --> 01:15:59,764
- (Bianca): Oh, my God.
- (whimpering, screaming)

1373
01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:00,974
(Bianca): Oh!

1374
01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:02,141
(Clara screaming)

1375
01:16:02,267 --> 01:16:03,434
(Stan): Jesus Christ.

1376
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,145
(screaming)

1377
01:16:06,271 --> 01:16:07,355
(Moretti): Shut her up!

1378
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,439
(screaming stops)

1379
01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:12,068
(Stan groaning)

1380
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:14,028
(Clara gasping)

1381
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:17,073
- (Levelist): Sit her up.
- (Moretti): Intermission is finished.

1382
01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:19,325
(breath trembling)

1383
01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:27,333
What the fuck is this?

1384
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:30,503
"What the fuck is this?"

1385
01:16:30,628 --> 01:16:33,006
That's what you said?
"What the fuck is this?"

1386
01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,383
So, the first question

1387
01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:39,137
of my first interview
in 30 years is,

1388
01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:41,598
"What the fuck is this?"

1389
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:43,975
(sighs)

1390
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:48,813
You know, I... I think
I could do better on my own,

1391
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:51,149
- so let's give it a try.
- (feedback squeals)

1392
01:16:51,983 --> 01:16:55,153
(imitating valley girl)
Uh, Mr. Alfred Moretti.

1393
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:56,654
Question mark.

1394
01:16:56,779 --> 01:17:00,825
Why did you

1395
01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:06,122
name your new album,

1396
01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:10,209
like, <i>Caesar's Request?</i>

1397
01:17:11,169 --> 01:17:13,504
(in normal voice)
Thank you for the question.

1398
01:17:14,255 --> 01:17:16,841
And thank you, Billie,
for the invite.

1399
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:19,427
Well, it's an insane story.

1400
01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:23,306
One day,
while summering on the Cape,

1401
01:17:23,431 --> 01:17:26,434
I was engrossed by an account

1402
01:17:26,559 --> 01:17:30,438
of the time that
Julius Caesar was kidnapped.

1403
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:34,651
Now, does anyone here
happen to know

1404
01:17:34,776 --> 01:17:37,028
who kidnapped Julius Caesar?

1405
01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:39,030
(feedback squeals)

1406
01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:40,907
(softly): Pirates.

1407
01:17:44,744 --> 01:17:45,870
Pirates.

1408
01:17:47,038 --> 01:17:48,790
From the mouths of babes.

1409
01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:52,210
You're absolutely right,
Ariel Ecton.

1410
01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,462
Now, let me ask you,

1411
01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:59,384
uh, do you happen to know
how Julius Caesar responded

1412
01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:00,802
once he'd been freed?

1413
01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:05,390
He went back with his army.

1414
01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:06,766
(Moretti): To do what?

1415
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,185
Don't disappoint us, now.

1416
01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:14,565
He killed all of his kidnappers.

1417
01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:19,028
(Moretti): Um,
he crucified them, actually.

1418
01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:21,572
Every single one of them.

1419
01:18:21,698 --> 01:18:24,242
No hyperbole,
no foundational myth

1420
01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:28,329
about a man walking on water.

1421
01:18:28,454 --> 01:18:33,501
Just simple, actual
crucifixion for all of them.

1422
01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:36,838
Now tell me, teacher's pet,

1423
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:39,757
on whom I'm about to place
a big, big bet...

1424
01:18:41,426 --> 01:18:43,344
what's the best part
of the story?

1425
01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:45,888
(softly): Um...

1426
01:18:46,848 --> 01:18:49,183
- (Ariel shuddering)
- Well, the best part

1427
01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:52,520
of the story is that

1428
01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:57,775
the pirates who kidnapped
the Julius Caesar

1429
01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,820
thought he was
a commoner. (Chuckles)

1430
01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:03,281
They thought
they were his equal.

1431
01:19:04,282 --> 01:19:07,910
And because
of this misconception,

1432
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:11,372
they asked the same ransom
for Julius Caesar

1433
01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:14,167
that they would've asked
for any Joe Schmo Roman.

1434
01:19:14,292 --> 01:19:17,545
And this meant that
Caesar was obligated

1435
01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:20,923
to demand a raise in his ransom

1436
01:19:21,048 --> 01:19:24,385
so that it would be commensurate
with his position.

1437
01:19:26,846 --> 01:19:28,931
And what does that tell us?
Well...

1438
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:34,103
(whispering)
It tells us that royalty,

1439
01:19:34,228 --> 01:19:37,899
even when at the mercy
of peasants,

1440
01:19:38,024 --> 01:19:40,735
is still royalty, doesn't it?

1441
01:19:43,321 --> 01:19:44,447
Doesn't it?

1442
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:49,786
(in normal voice): Now,
what about that story, kids?

1443
01:19:51,579 --> 01:19:54,582
And how about that puppet show?

1444
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:58,419
(laughing)
<i>The Tragedy of Billie.</i>

1445
01:19:59,921 --> 01:20:02,423
I think that interview
went rather well.

1446
01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:04,425
- (Jorg): Wonderful, wonderful interview.
- (Bianca): No.

1447
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:06,052
(crying) Please, please.

1448
01:20:06,177 --> 01:20:07,220
- Please let me go.
- (Bianca): Stan.

1449
01:20:07,345 --> 01:20:09,096
Please. Please.

1450
01:20:11,349 --> 01:20:12,642
- No, no, please.
- (Clara whimpers)

1451
01:20:12,767 --> 01:20:14,310
(crying) I'm sorry.

1452
01:20:14,435 --> 01:20:15,394
Please.

1453
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:16,521
(groans)

1454
01:20:16,646 --> 01:20:18,481
(Bianca, crying): Stan. No.

1455
01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:20,525
(Stan grunting)

1456
01:20:21,734 --> 01:20:24,153
- (grunting)
- (Bianca groaning)

1457
01:20:24,278 --> 01:20:25,780
- (knife stabbing repeatedly)
- (Belle grunting)

1458
01:20:32,203 --> 01:20:33,246
Belle.

1459
01:20:34,163 --> 01:20:36,374
(stabbing continues)

1460
01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:38,459
(tense music playing)

1461
01:20:51,097 --> 01:20:52,598
(door closing)

1462
01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:56,477
<i>♪ Baby Jane, I lost my nerve ♪</i>

1463
01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:59,981
<i>♪ Hear my heart
Please ignore my words ♪</i>

1464
01:21:00,106 --> 01:21:02,441
<i>♪ We jumped the broom
That was the best of days ♪</i>

1465
01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:03,943
(Stan groans)

1466
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:07,613
<i>♪ Since we broke up
I've been in a daze ♪</i>

1467
01:21:07,738 --> 01:21:11,033
<i>♪ Baby Jane
Please don't take the cat ♪</i>

1468
01:21:12,451 --> 01:21:13,828
(grunting viciously)

1469
01:21:15,246 --> 01:21:16,873
("Baby Jane"
continues indistinctly)

1470
01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:21,752
<i>(recorded voice): Welcome
to the Rhinestone Chalet,</i>

1471
01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:24,463
<i>Moretti's childhood home
turned interactive museum.</i>

1472
01:21:24,589 --> 01:21:27,091
<i>Did you know that Alfred's roots
come from Peoria, Illinois?</i>

1473
01:21:27,216 --> 01:21:30,011
<i>...feel to you until that day.</i>

1474
01:21:30,136 --> 01:21:31,512
<i>I mean, until that moment.</i>

1475
01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:34,765
- (stabbing continues)
- (Belle grunting viciously)

1476
01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:38,144
- (doorknob rattling)
- (Levelist): Circle back around.

1477
01:22:06,881 --> 01:22:09,300
(door creaking shut)

1478
01:22:10,176 --> 01:22:12,011
(footsteps)

1479
01:22:16,474 --> 01:22:17,475
(breath trembling)

1480
01:22:28,361 --> 01:22:29,612
(bird calling)

1481
01:22:31,489 --> 01:22:32,740
So jealous.

1482
01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:34,825
(breathing weakly)

1483
01:22:37,495 --> 01:22:38,913
(breathing stops)

1484
01:22:39,038 --> 01:22:40,957
(chimes tinkling)

1485
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,505
You're still pretty.

1486
01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:51,884
(birds calling)

1487
01:22:57,974 --> 01:22:59,976
(clattering downstairs)

1488
01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:07,733
(door creaking)

1489
01:23:17,326 --> 01:23:19,412
(breath trembling)

1490
01:23:25,876 --> 01:23:27,086
(footsteps)

1491
01:23:30,715 --> 01:23:32,383
(door rattling)

1492
01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:33,634
(rattling stops)

1493
01:23:38,097 --> 01:23:39,598
(footsteps)

1494
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:43,102
(breath trembling)

1495
01:23:44,061 --> 01:23:45,896
(footsteps fading in distance)

1496
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:02,913
(grunting)

1497
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:09,211
(straining)

1498
01:24:14,884 --> 01:24:16,052
(screwdriver clatters on floor)

1499
01:24:25,311 --> 01:24:27,438
- (clattering)
- (pained grunting)

1500
01:24:37,823 --> 01:24:39,283
(loud thud)

1501
01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:40,618
(grunting and clattering stops)

1502
01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:02,348
(distorted voices
speaking indistinctly)

1503
01:25:13,484 --> 01:25:18,364
(Moretti):...sacrifice of
our beautiful creation.

1504
01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:21,951
See, we can't, uh,
un-paint a canvas

1505
01:25:22,076 --> 01:25:25,579
or un-play a chord.

1506
01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:28,332
And if a mistake has been made,

1507
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,960
either yours or someone else's,

1508
01:25:31,085 --> 01:25:33,170
the only way to rectify it

1509
01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:37,383
is to make something beautiful.

1510
01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:43,681
Now, I've studied
at every temple of taste

1511
01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:46,100
in the entire world.

1512
01:25:46,225 --> 01:25:49,562
I've picked over
every reliquary that exists.

1513
01:25:50,604 --> 01:25:56,485
But I've never seen anything
as beautiful as you pearls.

1514
01:26:01,824 --> 01:26:05,744
We don't know
what tomorrow will bring.

1515
01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:07,037
Maybe we'll all be together...

1516
01:26:07,163 --> 01:26:08,122
(Ariel shuddering)

1517
01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:09,498
(Moretti continues indistinctly)

1518
01:26:09,623 --> 01:26:10,708
(Rachel shushing)

1519
01:26:10,833 --> 01:26:12,626
Listen to me.

1520
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,504
When you get to the gate,
make a right, okay?

1521
01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:16,964
(shushes)

1522
01:26:17,089 --> 01:26:20,134
And then, go until you see
the light, all right?

1523
01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:24,889
But let's hope
it's something beautiful.

1524
01:26:25,014 --> 01:26:27,057
To our time in the sand.

1525
01:26:27,183 --> 01:26:29,185
(Levelists): To our time
in the sand.

1526
01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:30,769
Push me.

1527
01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:32,521
Cheers.

1528
01:26:40,112 --> 01:26:41,322
(whispers) Cheers.

1529
01:26:50,206 --> 01:26:51,457
(Ariel grunting)

1530
01:26:54,210 --> 01:26:56,295
- (groaning)
- (Levelists screaming)

1531
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,380
(Moretti gasping frantically)

1532
01:27:10,184 --> 01:27:11,310
(Moretti whimpering)

1533
01:27:16,065 --> 01:27:18,108
- (whimpering continues)
- (ATV engine revving)

1534
01:27:19,026 --> 01:27:20,986
(suspenseful music playing)

1535
01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,812
(grunting)

1536
01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:02,778
(groans)

1537
01:28:07,866 --> 01:28:08,951
(yelps)

1538
01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:10,452
(panting)

1539
01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:25,050
- Hey.
- (Tapping on window)

1540
01:28:25,884 --> 01:28:27,177
Help, help, help!

1541
01:28:27,303 --> 01:28:29,221
- Who are you?
- I was in the house.

1542
01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:31,974
I was there, and people are
dead, and we have to go.

1543
01:28:32,099 --> 01:28:34,143
- (Lee): You were in there?
- Yes, I was in there.

1544
01:28:35,269 --> 01:28:37,229
Holy shit, you're bleeding.
Are you hurt?

1545
01:28:37,354 --> 01:28:39,106
- Yes, I am hurt!
- Is Moretti hurt?

1546
01:28:40,441 --> 01:28:42,276
Yes, he's hurt,
so we have to go.

1547
01:28:42,401 --> 01:28:43,861
- You met Moretti?
- We have to leave.

1548
01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,404
(Lee): Wait, did he do the
wiggle?

1549
01:28:45,529 --> 01:28:46,739
I bet he did the wiggle.

1550
01:28:46,864 --> 01:28:48,365
Did you hear
the new song... (groans)

1551
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:49,783
(Ariel): I'm so sorry!

1552
01:28:51,410 --> 01:28:53,037
- (Lee coughing)
- (engine starts)

1553
01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:59,335
(Lee groaning)

1554
01:29:11,805 --> 01:29:14,266
(breath trembling)

1555
01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,212
(entry bell jingling)

1556
01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:46,340
(cash register beeping)

1557
01:29:47,925 --> 01:29:50,552
<i>(interviewer): Do you think about why
that Levelist helped you escape that night?</i>

1558
01:29:51,428 --> 01:29:53,472
Or do you mentally try not
to go back to that time?

1559
01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:55,099
(clicks tongue, sighs)

1560
01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,768
Maybe a mix of both.
I don't know.

1561
01:29:57,893 --> 01:29:59,895
I'm... This is, like, my
millionth interview this month,

1562
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:01,438
so you have to forgive me.

1563
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:02,689
Book tours are...

1564
01:30:03,273 --> 01:30:04,566
(both): Exhausting.

1565
01:30:04,691 --> 01:30:07,528
- Yeah, exhausting.
- (laughing) Yes, I'm tired.

1566
01:30:07,653 --> 01:30:10,948
So, you know I gotta ask...

1567
01:30:12,324 --> 01:30:15,619
Is that how it really happened when
you went back to the compound?

1568
01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:17,579
It's... it's exactly
as I wrote it.

1569
01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:19,915
- (birds chirping)
- (sirens wailing)

1570
01:30:25,379 --> 01:30:27,339
(piano playing gentle melody)

1571
01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,960
<i>(interviewer): And he was
actually just sitting there alone,</i>

1572
01:31:05,085 --> 01:31:07,754
<i>still in the white suit,
playing the piano?</i>

1573
01:31:08,589 --> 01:31:12,718
I do feel like I've said this
a million times at this point,

1574
01:31:12,843 --> 01:31:16,013
but it was, uh, surreal.

1575
01:31:16,138 --> 01:31:19,892
Cops haven't been able to
locate a single Levelist body.

1576
01:31:20,017 --> 01:31:22,060
They still haven't found
the fan who was at the gate.

1577
01:31:22,186 --> 01:31:23,854
- Just nothing.
- Hmm.

1578
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,439
- (phone buzzing)
- Um, sorry.

1579
01:31:27,608 --> 01:31:29,193
- Do you mind if I...
- Oh, yeah.

1580
01:31:29,318 --> 01:31:30,569
Thanks.

1581
01:31:32,821 --> 01:31:34,072
Hello? This is Ariel Ecton.

1582
01:31:34,198 --> 01:31:35,574
Ariel. Guess who.

1583
01:31:35,699 --> 01:31:38,368
It's Soledad Yusef calling
from sunny Malibu, California.

1584
01:31:38,494 --> 01:31:40,579
<i>And how do you find yourself
this Monday morning?</i>

1585
01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,833
My love? Hello?

1586
01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:48,170
- What do you want?
- Ooh. Someone's spicy this morning.

1587
01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:52,799
But I believe it's more
of what you want.

1588
01:31:52,925 --> 01:31:55,093
<i>Didn't you send in
six interview requests</i>

1589
01:31:55,219 --> 01:31:57,471
to sit down with Mr. Moretti
for your novel?

1590
01:31:57,596 --> 01:32:00,432
<i>Well, you're in luck. Mr. Moretti
would like to sit down this evening</i>

1591
01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:02,601
<i>at the high-risk
state hospital in Reno.</i>

1592
01:32:02,726 --> 01:32:05,020
<i>It's like a medieval torture
chamber, if you ask me.</i>

1593
01:32:05,145 --> 01:32:06,939
Honestly, these states should be
tried for the way they treat people.

1594
01:32:07,064 --> 01:32:08,899
It's just absolutely abhorrent.

1595
01:32:09,024 --> 01:32:10,651
<i>(Ariel): Soledad, you are aware</i>

1596
01:32:10,776 --> 01:32:12,194
that your client,
Alfred Moretti,

1597
01:32:12,319 --> 01:32:15,113
pled guilty to the murder
of five innocent people,

1598
01:32:15,239 --> 01:32:17,491
tried to kill me,
and is suspected

1599
01:32:17,616 --> 01:32:20,369
<i>of leading hundreds
of Levelists to mass suicide?</i>

1600
01:32:20,494 --> 01:32:21,495
He's passionate.

1601
01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:25,082
<i>Ciao, my darling.
Take care of yourself.</i>

1602
01:32:28,752 --> 01:32:30,462
(indistinct radio chatter)

1603
01:32:34,675 --> 01:32:36,426
(cell door buzzing)

1604
01:32:38,679 --> 01:32:40,931
(door clangs shut)

1605
01:32:41,056 --> 01:32:43,684
Salutations, as they say.

1606
01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,328
Oh, heavy.

1607
01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:06,164
Shall we get started?

1608
01:33:07,708 --> 01:33:08,834
(beeps)

1609
01:33:11,628 --> 01:33:12,671
Python.

1610
01:33:13,714 --> 01:33:16,800
- Excuse me?
- Well, in your novel, you wrote that when...

1611
01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:19,136
the first day we met

1612
01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:23,098
that I was wearing
cream-colored alligator boots,

1613
01:33:23,223 --> 01:33:26,893
but in fact, they were
smoke-colored python boots.

1614
01:33:27,019 --> 01:33:30,939
Now, of course, that's an easy
mistake to make for an untrained eye,

1615
01:33:31,064 --> 01:33:33,942
but, uh, I would never.
It's unimaginable--

1616
01:33:34,067 --> 01:33:35,819
In my "novel," you said?

1617
01:33:36,820 --> 01:33:39,948
In my 320-page non-fiction text,

1618
01:33:40,073 --> 01:33:43,452
your biggest gripe is with
the material of your boots?

1619
01:33:43,577 --> 01:33:46,913
You know, it's just, a little
constructive criticism

1620
01:33:47,039 --> 01:33:49,374
never killed anyone, Ariel.

1621
01:33:52,919 --> 01:33:54,171
Okay. (Scoffs)

1622
01:33:54,296 --> 01:33:56,131
- (recorder beeps)
- Um...

1623
01:33:59,176 --> 01:34:02,554
I didn't expect you to be
remorseful like a normal person,

1624
01:34:02,679 --> 01:34:06,558
but I came here
to try to report the truth

1625
01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,310
so that there's closure
for the families and--

1626
01:34:08,435 --> 01:34:11,021
(whispers)
And to sell a few more books.

1627
01:34:11,146 --> 01:34:14,983
- Well...
- Ariel, while you circle around and around

1628
01:34:15,108 --> 01:34:18,028
the one question

1629
01:34:18,153 --> 01:34:23,283
that you most assuredly came
here to ask me... Very quickly...

1630
01:34:23,408 --> 01:34:26,370
Primitive man chose their leader

1631
01:34:26,495 --> 01:34:30,540
in the same way that
animals chose their leader...

1632
01:34:31,375 --> 01:34:32,959
uh, brute strength.

1633
01:34:33,085 --> 01:34:36,004
Yeah, I... I'm familiar
with Darwin's theory.

1634
01:34:36,129 --> 01:34:39,675
Uh, what does that have to do
with you being a murderer?

1635
01:34:41,176 --> 01:34:43,595
Man evolved.

1636
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:44,971
Humanity evolved.

1637
01:34:45,097 --> 01:34:48,934
Um, it, uh, created government

1638
01:34:49,059 --> 01:34:50,936
and rules and law.

1639
01:34:51,061 --> 01:34:55,399
And with those things,
then the criteria

1640
01:34:55,524 --> 01:34:58,568
for what was needed
in a leader changed.

1641
01:34:58,694 --> 01:35:02,197
So, it went from this
to left brain.

1642
01:35:03,115 --> 01:35:06,910
To be president, you have to
go to an Ivy League school

1643
01:35:07,035 --> 01:35:09,705
and get a little Ivy League
law degree

1644
01:35:09,830 --> 01:35:14,167
to signal to the rest of us,
the peons,

1645
01:35:14,292 --> 01:35:17,003
uh, that this is
the smart person.

1646
01:35:17,129 --> 01:35:18,839
But look at where we are.

1647
01:35:18,964 --> 01:35:21,883
Today's world is burning,
literally.

1648
01:35:22,008 --> 01:35:25,679
Illiteracy is at its highest.
We've never been more divided.

1649
01:35:25,804 --> 01:35:28,765
We have permanent war,
and the list goes on.

1650
01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:33,353
So, clearly, the metric,
this left-brain metric,

1651
01:35:33,478 --> 01:35:36,064
failed miserably.

1652
01:35:36,189 --> 01:35:39,109
But there is an answer.

1653
01:35:39,776 --> 01:35:41,778
A new evolution.

1654
01:35:43,155 --> 01:35:49,119
So, won't be this anymore
or this left brain

1655
01:35:49,244 --> 01:35:51,163
but this right brain

1656
01:35:51,288 --> 01:35:55,625
where the most creative
are in charge.

1657
01:35:55,751 --> 01:36:00,839
Look, I'm not just gonna sit here and
act like I didn't find Stan's old article

1658
01:36:00,964 --> 01:36:03,717
where he referred to <i>Tilt</i>
as overrated,

1659
01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:07,220
Bianca's rather unflattering
paparazzi shots.

1660
01:36:07,345 --> 01:36:08,972
Not good. Not too pretty.

1661
01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:11,600
And let's not forget Clara's
digs about your bald head.

1662
01:36:11,725 --> 01:36:13,185
And even you can't
wiggle your way free

1663
01:36:13,310 --> 01:36:14,686
after murdering
hundreds of people.

1664
01:36:14,811 --> 01:36:16,897
I didn't murder
hundreds of people.

1665
01:36:17,022 --> 01:36:19,691
You didn't murder Stan Sullivan,
Clara Armstrong,

1666
01:36:19,816 --> 01:36:22,194
Bianca Tyson,
Emily Katz, and Bill Lotto?

1667
01:36:22,319 --> 01:36:23,987
Oh, yeah, I murdered them.

1668
01:36:25,322 --> 01:36:29,576
You should know
your masterpiece, Ariel,

1669
01:36:29,701 --> 01:36:33,622
is also the introduction
to our story.

1670
01:36:35,415 --> 01:36:37,167
No one will condone murder.

1671
01:36:39,377 --> 01:36:43,465
But if it's scandalous enough,
they'll never stop talking about it.

1672
01:36:43,590 --> 01:36:46,551
Besides, you're not gonna stop
becoming Catholic

1673
01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:49,262
'cause you read a book
about the Crusades.

1674
01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:53,558
You're serving a life sentence
five times over.

1675
01:36:53,683 --> 01:36:56,520
Why not just tell us
where the bodies are?

1676
01:36:56,645 --> 01:36:58,188
Where are the Levelists?

1677
01:36:59,314 --> 01:37:00,440
Around.

1678
01:37:01,441 --> 01:37:06,613
<i>We're spread out, but still
connected to teach the young</i>

1679
01:37:06,738 --> 01:37:08,907
<i>and sprout new chapters,</i>

1680
01:37:09,032 --> 01:37:11,201
<i>to preserve dying crafts,</i>

1681
01:37:11,326 --> 01:37:13,411
<i>to inspire and comfort,</i>

1682
01:37:13,537 --> 01:37:16,957
<i>to fan the flames
of raw enthusiasm,</i>

1683
01:37:17,082 --> 01:37:22,546
<i>to closely monitor those
who obstruct the divinely burdened.</i>

1684
01:37:22,671 --> 01:37:25,298
<i>Not hiding but waiting.</i>

1685
01:37:25,423 --> 01:37:27,676
<i>Waiting to better tomorrow.</i>

1686
01:37:27,801 --> 01:37:30,762
So, what was in
the champagne glasses, then?

1687
01:37:33,014 --> 01:37:34,349
- Champagne.
- (Ariel sighs)

1688
01:37:34,474 --> 01:37:36,393
- Okay.
- (Moretti): Oh.

1689
01:37:36,518 --> 01:37:38,728
With talent comes forgiveness.

1690
01:37:38,854 --> 01:37:40,522
The bigger the talent,

1691
01:37:40,647 --> 01:37:43,191
the more complete
the forgiveness.

1692
01:37:44,192 --> 01:37:47,445
Level will grow and grow.

1693
01:37:49,573 --> 01:37:52,868
We just, uh... (sighs, chuckles)

1694
01:37:53,451 --> 01:37:56,580
needed someone
to get the ball rolling.

1695
01:37:56,705 --> 01:37:58,039
(softly): So, um...

1696
01:38:01,793 --> 01:38:03,336
Come on. You get it.

1697
01:38:03,461 --> 01:38:04,588
(scoffs)

1698
01:38:06,548 --> 01:38:07,549
So, why me?

1699
01:38:07,674 --> 01:38:08,884
Disco.

1700
01:38:12,053 --> 01:38:14,097
Two reasons, really.

1701
01:38:15,098 --> 01:38:17,058
One for us, one for me.

1702
01:38:17,934 --> 01:38:20,729
For us, we felt
you were a pure vessel,

1703
01:38:20,854 --> 01:38:24,357
completely uncorrupted
by success,

1704
01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:27,485
uncorrupted by cheap shots
for clicks.

1705
01:38:27,611 --> 01:38:30,280
For me, while looking
through your background,

1706
01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:35,243
I read a story you'd written
about a school board lady.

1707
01:38:35,368 --> 01:38:37,871
- Remember that?
- (Ariel): Carol Reggo?

1708
01:38:37,996 --> 01:38:41,875
That piece was less than 500 words.
It was before I was even at <i>J.</i>

1709
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:46,338
You wrote that her chin was

1710
01:38:46,463 --> 01:38:49,716
"delightfully inconspicuous."

1711
01:38:51,843 --> 01:38:55,013
And I needed my chin
in good hands.

1712
01:38:58,391 --> 01:39:00,810
(mouthing)

1713
01:39:08,526 --> 01:39:11,863
<i>(TV host): Once in a generation,
a tragedy so compelling occurs,</i>

1714
01:39:11,988 --> 01:39:14,074
<i>it grabs the entire world's
attention.</i>

1715
01:39:14,199 --> 01:39:15,992
<i>Most people condemn
the horrific events</i>

1716
01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:17,869
<i>that took place
a few years ago,</i>

1717
01:39:17,994 --> 01:39:21,164
<i>while a growing minority
sympathize with the guilty party.</i>

1718
01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:22,999
<i>After all,</i> Caesar's Request

1719
01:39:23,124 --> 01:39:26,044
<i>has sold millions of copies
since its release.</i>

1720
01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:27,963
<i>But the one thing
we can all agree on...</i>

1721
01:39:28,088 --> 01:39:30,006
<i>Our next guest is a star.</i>

1722
01:39:30,131 --> 01:39:32,759
<i>Her new book
was an instant bestseller,</i>

1723
01:39:32,884 --> 01:39:35,512
but unless you've been living on
Mars, you already know that.

1724
01:39:35,637 --> 01:39:38,056
Ms. Ecton, good morning.
Congratulations.

1725
01:39:38,181 --> 01:39:39,849
I'm so thrilled to be
sitting down with you today.

1726
01:39:39,975 --> 01:39:42,727
I mean, <i>Our Time in the Sand</i>
is such a daring,

1727
01:39:42,852 --> 01:39:44,229
beautiful novel.

1728
01:39:44,354 --> 01:39:45,772
What does it feel like
to have written the book

1729
01:39:45,897 --> 01:39:47,691
that everybody's talking about?

1730
01:39:49,067 --> 01:39:50,318
(chuckles softly)

1731
01:39:54,197 --> 01:39:55,573
(whispering): Ms. Ecton?

1732
01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:02,288
("DLZ" by TV On The Radio
playing)

1733
01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:26,938
<i>♪ Congratulations on the mess
You made of things ♪</i>

1734
01:40:27,856 --> 01:40:32,527
<i>♪ I'm trying to reconstruct
The air and all that brings ♪</i>

1735
01:40:33,486 --> 01:40:37,949
<i>♪ And oxidation is
The compromise you own ♪</i>

1736
01:40:38,074 --> 01:40:40,201
<i>♪ But this is beginning
To feel ♪</i>

1737
01:40:40,326 --> 01:40:42,871
<i>♪ Like the dog wants a bone ♪</i>

1738
01:40:42,996 --> 01:40:44,456
<i>♪ Say ♪</i>

1739
01:40:44,581 --> 01:40:49,753
<i>♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1740
01:40:49,878 --> 01:40:54,466
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪</i>

1741
01:40:55,508 --> 01:40:59,971
<i>♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1742
01:41:00,972 --> 01:41:05,393
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪</i>

1743
01:41:06,186 --> 01:41:10,523
<i>♪ You force your fire and then
You falsify your deeds ♪</i>

1744
01:41:11,566 --> 01:41:14,277
<i>♪ Your methods dot
The disconnect ♪</i>

1745
01:41:14,402 --> 01:41:16,154
<i>♪ From all your creeds ♪</i>

1746
01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:21,576
<i>♪ And fortune strives to fill
The vacuum that it feeds ♪</i>

1747
01:41:21,701 --> 01:41:24,079
<i>♪ But this is beginning
To feel ♪</i>

1748
01:41:24,204 --> 01:41:26,581
<i>♪ Like the dog's lost a lead ♪</i>

1749
01:41:26,706 --> 01:41:28,166
<i>♪ Say ♪</i>

1750
01:41:28,291 --> 01:41:32,712
<i>♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1751
01:41:33,713 --> 01:41:37,967
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪</i>

1752
01:41:39,094 --> 01:41:43,473
<i>♪ La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪</i>

1753
01:41:44,432 --> 01:41:48,937
<i>♪ La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪</i>

1754
01:41:49,979 --> 01:41:51,773
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1755
01:41:51,898 --> 01:41:54,442
<i>♪ The long-winded blues
Of the never ♪</i>

1756
01:41:55,401 --> 01:41:57,153
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1757
01:41:57,278 --> 01:41:58,738
<i>♪ It's curling up slowly ♪</i>

1758
01:41:58,863 --> 01:42:00,824
<i>♪ And finding a throat
To choke ♪</i>

1759
01:42:00,949 --> 01:42:02,659
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1760
01:42:02,784 --> 01:42:05,370
<i>♪ The long-winded blues
Of the never ♪</i>

1761
01:42:06,412 --> 01:42:08,164
<i>♪ Barely controlled
Locomotive ♪</i>

1762
01:42:08,289 --> 01:42:11,751
<i>♪ Consuming the picture and
Blowing the crows, the smoke ♪</i>

1763
01:42:11,876 --> 01:42:13,586
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1764
01:42:13,711 --> 01:42:16,214
<i>♪ The long-winded blues
Of the never ♪</i>

1765
01:42:17,132 --> 01:42:20,385
<i>♪ Static explosion devoted
To crushing the broken ♪</i>

1766
01:42:20,510 --> 01:42:22,595
<i>♪ And shoving their souls
To ghost ♪</i>

1767
01:42:22,720 --> 01:42:27,934
<i>♪ Eternalized, objectified
You set your sights so high ♪</i>

1768
01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:29,936
<i>♪ But this is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1769
01:42:30,061 --> 01:42:33,565
<i>♪ The bolt busted loose
From the lever ♪</i>

1770
01:42:33,690 --> 01:42:36,025
<i>♪ Never mind,
Death professor ♪</i>

1771
01:42:36,151 --> 01:42:38,736
<i>♪ Your structure's fine
My dust is better ♪</i>

1772
01:42:38,862 --> 01:42:40,822
<i>♪ Your victim flies so high ♪</i>

1773
01:42:40,947 --> 01:42:44,409
<i>♪ All to catch a bird's-eye
View of who's next ♪</i>

1774
01:42:44,534 --> 01:42:47,162
<i>♪ Never you mind
Death professor ♪</i>

1775
01:42:47,287 --> 01:42:49,747
<i>♪ Love is life
My love is better ♪</i>

1776
01:42:49,873 --> 01:42:51,875
<i>♪ Your victim flies so high ♪</i>

1777
01:42:52,000 --> 01:42:55,253
<i>♪ Eyes could be the diamonds
Confused with who's next ♪</i>

1778
01:42:55,378 --> 01:42:57,964
<i>♪ Never you mind
Death professor ♪</i>

1779
01:42:58,089 --> 01:43:00,550
<i>♪ Your shocks are fine
My struts are better ♪</i>

1780
01:43:00,675 --> 01:43:02,719
<i>♪ Your fiction flies so high ♪</i>

1781
01:43:02,844 --> 01:43:06,264
<i>♪ Y'all could use a doctor
Who's sick, who's next? ♪</i>

1782
01:43:06,389 --> 01:43:08,892
<i>♪ Never you mind
Death professor ♪</i>

1783
01:43:09,017 --> 01:43:11,603
<i>♪ Electrified
My love is better ♪</i>

1784
01:43:11,728 --> 01:43:13,688
<i>♪ It's crystallized, so am I ♪</i>

1785
01:43:13,813 --> 01:43:17,233
<i>♪ All could be the diamond
Fused with who's next ♪</i>

1786
01:43:17,358 --> 01:43:19,152
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1787
01:43:19,277 --> 01:43:22,071
<i>♪ The dawn
Of a loser forever ♪</i>

1788
01:43:22,739 --> 01:43:24,616
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1789
01:43:24,741 --> 01:43:27,285
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪</i>

1790
01:43:28,161 --> 01:43:29,829
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1791
01:43:29,954 --> 01:43:32,540
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪</i>

1792
01:43:33,541 --> 01:43:35,376
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1793
01:43:35,501 --> 01:43:38,004
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪</i>

1794
01:43:39,088 --> 01:43:40,840
<i>♪ This is beginning
To feel like ♪</i>

1795
01:43:40,965 --> 01:43:43,635
<i>♪ The dawn of a loser forever ♪</i>

1796
01:43:49,557 --> 01:43:50,767
(song ends)



