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（聖誕精靈藍尼與韋恩）

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聽那雪橇鈴鐺叮噹作響

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《精靈特攻隊：雪球協定》

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來吧，這麼好的天氣，一起坐上雪橇吧

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外面下雪了，朋友們齊聚歡呼

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來吧，這麼好的天氣，一起坐上雪橇吧

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快馬加鞭

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走吧，一起去…

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聖誕樹裙呼叫鼓手男孩

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所有房間都裝飾好了

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完畢

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有收到嗎，鼓手男孩？

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好燙！

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韋恩？

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好燙，薑餅人機燒起來了，快跑

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你沒有更新你的薑餅人機軟體吧？

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啟動自毀模式

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30秒後爆炸

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- 不，停下來
- 不，取消

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你要輸入密碼才能重置

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我的密碼是什麼？

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我不知道，那是你的密碼

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20秒後爆炸

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我想起來了

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「聖誕節123」

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密碼錯誤

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五秒後自我毀滅

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- 不，你才錯誤
- 四、三…

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停止，停止倒數

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二、一

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聖誕快樂

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藍尼

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我要啟動「雪球協定」

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我們從此不要再提起這件事

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（12月25日上午六點）

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剛剛的任務不太順利，韋恩

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一點也不順利

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閉嘴，別忘了雪球協定

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- 好
- 聖誕快樂

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你也是，荷西

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- 聖誕快樂，艾芭
- 聖誕快樂

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等等，你聖誕節有什麼特別計畫嗎？

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沒有，完全沒有

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我的家人規劃了一整天的活動

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我希望有人能在
釘獨角鯨的角遊戲裡打敗我的舅婆蘿里

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她開始變得有點太自傲了

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所以，你要來嗎？

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聽起來真好玩

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但我不確定，我們已經一起工作一整晚了

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你難道不想跟家人朋友過就好嗎？

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我只是你的同事，對吧？

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我以為我們…

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對，沒錯

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同事

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韋恩？

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我打給你八次，你都沒接

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怎麼，你又把薑餅人機搞丟了嗎？

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沒有

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嗨，瑪姬

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媞妮，嗨

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妳的出現真是個大禮，但我心領了

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就這樣，再見

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不，不，你不准走

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大塊頭要你們馬上到他辦公室報到

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我不確定你們做了什麼

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因為老闆這時候通常要準備冬眠了

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可能是薑餅人機的事

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好

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我進去把這事搞定，我們就能閃人…

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他想先見藍尼

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記住雪球協定

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你為什麼比平常更奇怪？
什麼是雪球協定？

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沒什麼

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一定有什麼事

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如果你對大塊頭撒謊，還被他發現

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你會被降職去包禮物

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藍尼

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藍尼？

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包禮物

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你好，長官

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昨晚真忙對吧？

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請坐，韋恩

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好

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是這樣的

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{\an8}我手上有些資料

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{\an8}（韋恩，員工紀錄，機密）

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我的個人檔案，這是什麼考核嗎？

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我可沒有事情要隱瞞

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好

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{\an8}藍尼跟我說了你的

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{\an8}大祕密

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{\an8}什麼？

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長官，我不知道
他跟你說了什麼，但今天早上

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根本沒那麼糟

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今天早上？

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聽著，我看過更離譜的差錯

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那請說吧

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我不…現在？

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好

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就是…

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有一次…

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（聖誕節前四週，下午兩點）

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真不敢相信瑪姬
叫我們來做這麼機密的任務

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{\an8}是啊

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這超級機密，超級重要

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好

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會議是誰召開的？

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葛倫，我早該猜到的

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哪一間會議室，媞妮？

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對，什麼？
幫我佔那個好座位，妳知道的

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他從來不聽話

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大兵報到，瑪姬

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很好，因為這任務至關重要

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我稱之為

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「蛋酒行動」

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來見見司令查爾斯艾格諾金頓三世

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簡稱阿諾

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哇

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等等，我以為這裡不准帶寵物上班

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是不准

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牠的小肚肚很敏感，所以生病了

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所以我帶牠來工作，好照料牠

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所以我才說這是機密

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你不准離開這間辦公室

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等等

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妳要我們照顧妳的寵物？

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這就是重大機密？

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沒錯

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不，不

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不可能，我要走了

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我會請我媽幫你做
她最受歡迎的聖誕千層麵

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三層，最上面鋪帕瑪森起司

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雙層，撒一些起司，增加節慶感

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成交，我加入

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太好了

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這裡有些注意事項

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{\an8}還有一件事

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阿諾喜歡水果蛋糕，但牠不能吃

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對吧，小阿諾寶貝？

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要是牠出事
我會把你們像拐杖糖一樣折斷

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我一小時後回來

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再見，我英俊的小小紳士

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我是說牠，不是你

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好吧，我們來浪費一小時吧

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天啊，這太詳細了

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這裡聞起來有濕毛皮味

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甚至還有一張
阿諾哪裡不准摸摸的示意圖

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{\an8}別想碰牠的左鰭

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{\an8}拜託，看住牠能有多難，牠就是一坨…

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- 脂肪？
- 阿諾呢？

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該死

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（開啟潛行模式，啟動掃描，目標狀態）

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你的包裹，札米爾

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小心

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{\an8}牠在那裡

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發現目標

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朵琳，妳的信

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她往電梯那邊去了

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珍妮絲

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韋恩？

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珍妮絲，別關電梯門

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為什麼？好讓你找更多歌班
來幫你跟我分手嗎？

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{\an8}韋恩想跟妳分手，這是妳的東西

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怎樣？那是她最愛的歌

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我知道這點沒有加分嗎？

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沒有

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不！

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再見，韋恩

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樓梯

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- 珍妮絲，拜託！
- 不

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你到底想怎樣？

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等等

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我等你等得夠久了，韋恩

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妳說得對

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我需要的東西不在這裡

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我有新對象了，他在好孩子清單上！

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牠在哪裡？

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在那裡

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不！

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那顆球會直達玩具工廠

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確認

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確認

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來吧

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對不起

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快回來，親愛的王子

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領這薪水根本不值得

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好，你在哪，可惡的小阿諾？

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水果蛋糕外送

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{\an8}（發現目標）

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{\an8}（水果蛋糕工廠）

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不，牠不能吃水果蛋糕，韋恩

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要來橫跨大地了

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一路尖叫吧

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有千層麵也不值得

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有了這最後的精緻點綴

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我的傑作就完成了

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{\an8}（聖誕老婆婆的午餐讀書會）

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{\an8}不，不，別動

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不…

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牠的小肚肚

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韋恩，瑪姬五分鐘後就要回來了

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我們得走了

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抱歉，主廚，再見

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我應該去跳糖梅仙子的

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嘿，小心！

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你差點刮傷我的車

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讓路

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妳說得對，媞妮

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我不知道葛倫為什麼要召開會議

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他想要彰顯權力，讓他覺得自己很重要

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我說得對嗎？

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牠之前有這麼綠嗎？

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振作點，阿諾

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媞妮，妳這小八卦精

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那是什麼聲音？

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說得好，媞妮
我不知道葛倫以為他能騙過誰

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但那副假髮真的很像馴鹿的毛

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該死

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韋恩

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不

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- 太多水果蛋糕了
- 不

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不，別吐在地毯上

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有烤栗子味

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小阿諾寶貝

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牠是最可愛的小毛球了，對吧？

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誰把窗戶打開的？牠可能會逃跑

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喔，我…

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不，抱歉，是我開的

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我剛才跟阿諾玩得太興奮，差點暈倒

232
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,250
{\an8}看來我找到新保姆了

233
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,085
我恨水果蛋糕

234
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,214
阿諾真是的

235
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:58,218
{\an8}我倒是沒聽說你把牠弄丟了

236
00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,385
{\an8}（高品質牛乳）

237
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,306
所以藍尼跟你說的大祕密不是這個

238
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,351
不是

239
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,435
這樣啊

240
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,771
如果不是阿諾的事

241
00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,274
那我想一定是別的事

242
00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:14,692
（聖誕島）

243
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:20,156
{\an8}也許藍尼說的是去年島上發生的事

244
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,575
他一緊張就會亂說話

245
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,660
藍尼真是的

246
00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:27,872
我洗耳恭聽

247
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,165
好

248
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,210
（聖誕老人號）

249
00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,628
（一年前）

250
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,422
（1月3日上午九點）

251
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,925
天啊，是聖誕島

252
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,177
這真是太棒了

253
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,262
而且好潮濕

254
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:48,601
沒錯，不用鑽煙囪，不用掛襪子

255
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:53,064
藍尼，我現在只想要享受平靜

256
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,276
{\an8}（小心椰子墜落）

257
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,569
{\an8}我得要放出這些告示牌
大家才可以玩得開心

258
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,321
{\an8}還保持安全

259
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,408
{\an8}好，各位，這裡有詳細的行程表

260
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,743
在今晚盛大的慶祝晚宴前

261
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:08,079
我為大家安排了一整天的歡樂活動

262
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:13,293
而且還護貝了
所以帶著下水也沒問題，不客氣

263
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:14,377
太有條理了

264
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,629
提醒一下

265
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,339
找個人幫你塗防曬油

266
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,883
不然你會曬到像聖誕老人的外套一樣紅

267
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,596
瑪姬，大家都知道怎麼放鬆

268
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,098
他們不需要教學

269
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,519
他們需要

270
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,567
我等不及要體驗所有行程了

271
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,153
我等不及要什麼都不做了

272
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,321
我會去睡在吊床上，謝謝

273
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,698
好吧

274
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:44,782
待會見？

275
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,295
你錯過沙灘排球了，韋恩

276
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,465
幸好他們說用臉擊球也算數

277
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,474
騎水上摩托車的最後機會

278
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,226
韋恩，騎水上摩托車的最後機會

279
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,811
這件救生衣真合身

280
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,106
聞起來像海洋垃圾

281
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,031
抱歉，韋恩

282
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,201
你錯過了沙雕比賽

283
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,328
你看，韋恩，我做了我們兩個

284
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,412
我沒贏

285
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,414
但我盡力了

286
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,045
至少沙雕韋恩有參加到

287
00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,797
我受夠了

288
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,799
我在度假

289
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,343
沒人在乎妳排的行程

290
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,638
我只是想放鬆，妳卻一直在那邊…

291
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,891
劈里啪啦，嘰哩呱啦

292
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,226
你知道嗎，韋恩？

293
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,729
我花了很多時間安排行程
你好歹也參加一下

294
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:58,022
表達一些…

295
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,858
感恩…

296
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,613
我的天，是他

297
00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:06,781
雷納多

298
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,034
雷納多

299
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,167
我想起來了

300
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,753
為了表達我的感謝

301
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:24,674
我幫妳訂了在聖誕水療館的療程

302
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,217
教練是雷納多

303
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,010
雷納多

304
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,888
什麼？不可能

305
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,974
他根本不可能臨時約到

306
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,101
其實我有預約要去按摩…

307
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:38,813
安靜，嘿，雷納多，你的下一位客戶在這

308
00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,191
跟我來，我的小鈴鐺

309
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:46,571
但行程和規定呢？還有晚宴…

310
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,242
當聖誕水療館呼喚妳時

311
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,870
妳必須聽從它的召喚

312
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,954
好

313
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,999
我來處理，妳去放鬆吧，妳太努力了

314
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,168
妳為大家做了這麼多，快走吧

315
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:02,336
你還牽我的手

316
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,421
我感覺好安全

317
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,589
哇，韋恩

318
00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:07,091
我很驚訝你會接下活動策劃的工作

319
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,176
我沒有

320
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:09,635
我在度假

321
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,929
沒有規則了！

322
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,015
（輕聲細語）

323
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,808
沒有規則了！

324
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,646
（聖誕水療館）

325
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:23,149
在我們踏上旅程的同時

326
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,568
請和我一起做些簡單的瑜伽姿勢

327
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,030
從「聖誕雪橇」開始

328
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,326
接著是「煙囪降落」

329
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:36,621
再來是「修枝剪葉」

330
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,418
- 我不認為我…
- 不，別這麼想，妳可以的

331
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,253
維持姿勢，深呼吸三次

332
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,421
發生什麼事了？

333
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,840
- 發生什麼事了？
- 兩隻斑鳩

334
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,384
一隻鷓鴣

335
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,136
然後慢慢鬆開

336
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,723
妳直接跳到了「木紋蛋糕」

337
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,683
妳學得真快

338
00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,062
嘿，韋恩

339
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,731
其他精靈有問題要問你

340
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:05,650
你在睡覺嗎？

341
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,698
現在我們要讓妳的心靈放鬆

342
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,951
沒錯，我很難放鬆，我總是很擔心…

343
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,828
一切都很平靜

344
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,580
一切都很明亮

345
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,630
你搖鈴搖得真好

346
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,806
韋恩，如果你不幫他們

347
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,724
也許我們應該去找瑪姬

348
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,309
不，她很忙

349
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,354
對，但是…嘿，你知道嗎？

350
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:47,275
如果你這麼擔心，為什麼你不去處理呢？

351
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,734
對

352
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,903
當然，朋友就要互相幫忙

353
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,738
需要幫忙嗎？

354
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,324
好

355
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,909
好，我…

356
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,123
哇

357
00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,207
好

358
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:13,384
在旅程的最後，妳要進入自己的內心

359
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,304
前往妳的歡愉之境

360
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,352
會議

361
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,729
行程

362
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:25,813
報告

363
00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,231
手冊、標籤

364
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:31,152
文件夾、原子筆、鉛筆
檔案、訂單、便利貼、月曆

365
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,947
我想感謝瑪姬安排這次會議

366
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,700
電子郵件也可解決，但當面談更有趣

367
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,703
已經週五下午五點，但我們根本不想走

368
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,414
沒有瑪姬，我們該何去何從？

369
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,336
媽，妳說什麼，妳對我感到驕傲？

370
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,756
真的嗎？儘管我把妳的碎念都當耳邊風？

371
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,842
妳還覺得我的人生決策都很完美

372
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:57,386
沒有瑪姬，她該何去何從？

373
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,929
她的表格精準無誤

374
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:00,348
她的拼字無可挑剔

375
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,641
讓我們回頭處理問題

376
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,351
- 敬瑪姬
- 謝了，各位

377
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,897
沒有瑪姬，我們該何去何從？

378
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,611
沒有瑪姬，我們該何去何從？

379
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:18,240
沒有瑪姬，我們該何去何從？

380
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,243
我做不到

381
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,789
我不知道…我不知道

382
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,874
藍尼？

383
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,338
我討厭這個假期

384
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,631
而且我的背好燙

385
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,634
天啊

386
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,136
看來你的防曬油夥伴沒照顧好你

387
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,139
等等

388
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,308
那個人就是我

389
00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:49,438
{\an8}沒有規則了…沒有規則了

390
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,774
真是令人擔憂

391
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,860
這太糟了

392
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,826
妳已經達到了完全的歡愉

393
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,873
我們的旅程圓滿了

394
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,127
聖誕海潮在召喚我

395
00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:18,175
不強制要給小費
但我在還學貸，任何金額我都很感謝

396
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,764
瑪姬，我們需要妳的幫忙

397
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,933
瑪姬？瑪姬？

398
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,102
妳壞掉了嗎？

399
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:29,186
雷納多在哪裡？

400
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:33,941
雷納多

401
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,904
好吧

402
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,866
瑪姬，妳老是把我逼瘋，但是

403
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:45,411
我知道有妳的加倍努力，我們才能放鬆

404
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,038
所以謝謝妳計畫這趟旅程

405
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,208
我搞砸了一切，而且…

406
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,295
妳是對的

407
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,924
你剛剛說我是對的嗎？

408
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,218
沒錯

409
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,637
沒有規則了！

410
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,639
搞什麼…

411
00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:09,018
沒有規則了！

412
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,519
- 沒有規則了！
- 韋恩

413
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:12,688
給我咖啡

414
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:14,899
行程表

415
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,567
大聲公

416
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,277
好戲開「鈴」

417
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,238
對，往右一點，沒錯，拿去那邊

418
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,490
史黛拉，晚宴這邊請

419
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:23,991
很高興見到你，法蘭奇

420
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,160
{\an8}查理，你看起來真帥

421
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,244
{\an8}（節慶晚宴）

422
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,329
{\an8}葛倫

423
00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:33,542
我從沒想過，看到妳回到平常的精明模樣

424
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,586
我會這麼開心

425
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:39,215
我想一點放鬆跟歡愉也沒那麼糟

426
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,761
雷納多

427
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,266
抱歉，藍尼

428
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,020
我只是想放個假
不是故意要毀了你的假期

429
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,313
很高興你挺我

430
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,941
別客氣

431
00:21:57,399 --> 00:21:58,651
我去拿蘆薈給你

432
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,822
是啊

433
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:06,033
我讀過瑪姬寫的事故報告

434
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,786
寫得可長了

435
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:11,080
長官

436
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,123
我知道我今天早上搞砸了

437
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:17,419
我不該啟動雪球協定，讓藍尼瞞著你

438
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:21,674
我說的大祕密不是這個

439
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,175
什麼？不是這個？

440
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:24,593
不是

441
00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,886
不，韋恩

442
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,640
沒必要用上雪球協定

443
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,725
打開檔案就對了

444
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:34,687
這是…

445
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,272
生日卡片

446
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,356
給我的

447
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,608
但我從沒告訴任何人我的生日是…

448
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,693
今天

449
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,861
對

450
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,446
你的大祕密

451
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:49,952
藍尼發現聖誕節正好也是你的大日子

452
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,913
但總是被忽略

453
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:56,041
以後不會再被忽略了

454
00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:00,129
藍尼真是個貼心的傢伙

455
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,923
「親愛的韋恩

456
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,467
祝你有史上最棒的生日

457
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,344
你的朋友

458
00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:09,513
同事

459
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,890
藍尼」

460
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:14,059
友誼真是個美好的禮物

461
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:28,115
她偷移位置！

462
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:31,493
你們有看到嗎？別再作弊了，蘿里舅婆

463
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,245
韋恩？

464
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:34,830
你怎麼會過來？

465
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,915
是這樣的

466
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,626
聖誕節是留給家人和朋友的

467
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,128
而你是我最好的朋友

468
00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,504
哇

469
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,591
生日快樂，韋恩

470
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,968
聖誕快樂，藍尼

471
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,720
進來吧

472
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,347
各位注意

473
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,514
韋恩來了

474
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,266
生日快樂，韋恩

475
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,352
謝謝，謝謝大家

476
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:57,811
韋恩，今天是你生日？

477
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,064
還有卡片？

478
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,398
藍尼！

479
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,971
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