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(door opening)
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- Hey.
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Listen, Roberta, can you just take that thing off?
It's insanity, people driving around with their masks on
in their car, it's so three years ago.
- It's more to protect myself from dust.
I mean, just look at how disgusting this place is.
You see this?
- It's fine. - Fine?
Where are we supposed to even eat?
Nevermind me, where are you supposed to eat?
- I eat by the computer.
- I'm sure, you never leave that site.
Meanwhile, your mom's clothes
and possessions are still everywhere.
Hoarding pizza boxes and soda cans.
What about toilet paper-
- It's fine. Enough.
- You never go anywhere.
You never answer my calls and texts, it is fucking bullshit.
Just look at your personal appearance.
Nothing for nothing, but when is the last time
that you went to the barber or cut your hair?
- Like you'd come near me anyway.
- Who in their right mind would?
You are a snob, and you've turned into a...
- What, pig?
- I didn't use that word.
- That's so kind of you.
- And you have separation anxiety from your computer.
- I'm doing research.
- You are a jack off, on porn sites all day.
You've lost touch with everything, me included.
- What do you want me to say?
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- I'm sorry, you know that I love you,
but I cannot live in the land of diminishing returns.
- Then don't.
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(door opening)
- You don't ever have to come back.
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- Find my blue sneakers,
send me a text.
(door slamming)
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(phone ringing)
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- Hello.
- [Jackson] Yo, you fell out.
- What time is it?
- [Jackson] It's time to get your snack on.
- I was sleeping.
- [Jackson] You need to get the blood flowing,
I'm coming over.
- Okay. - [Jackson] All right.
(neck clicking)
- Good morning.
Jesus Christ.
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- You, my friend, need to find a date.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- Roberta been around?
- That's finished.
- Damn, you're still stuck on that girl online?
Fuck, I was hoping you cut that shit loose.
- Well, we understand each other.
- That's that bullshit.
- That's Pretty Miss Lolly.
- Pretty Miss Catfish.
- Lolly, we understand each other.
(Jackson chuckling)
- Get this, I'm losing my friend to a mother fucking NFT.
- She's a girl, a woman. Her name is Lolly.
You know, we talk, we share things.
She likes cooking and nature and sunshine.
- Obviously you share the same interests.
What if this is AI?
- I know what I know. I know.
- And you're so informed?
- Fine, I'll show you something.
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(seat squeaking)
- What is that?
- It's a ring.
- I can see that, anyone can see it's a ring.
Where did it come from?
- I bought it.
- You got that from the money from your mom?
- She didn't want me to be alone.
- That's your whole nut, fool.
- It's for Miss Lolly, it's for Miss Lolly.
You're gonna help me find her.
- Hold on, back up son.
You had a girlfriend, I know, not ideal.
But you're gonna give that mother fucking ring
to that mother fucking NFT online?
- You're gonna help me.
- Get this, that's some bullshit.
I'm gonna help my friend throw away everything
he's got for some imaginary bullshit.
- If it's imaginary, if I'm messed up,
well, you keep the ring and you can sell it and go on
with your life, 'cause I can't.
- They got you bad, they got you bad.
- You know, sometimes you just know. We're gonna find her.
- You know where she is?
- Yeah, Ulysses can get us there.
- That piece of shit?
When was the last time you even changed the tires?
You ran it in the dirt doing deliveries.
This is some crazy shit. You are unstable.
- If you're so right, come along, you know?
Bear witness to me, you'll be a rich man.
- You know, let me hold on that ring.
Like a bank? Yeah, like a savings deposit box.
If we find the girl and you wish to give it to her,
who am I to say different?
But otherwise, I'm gonna keep you
from doing something stupid.
- Suite yourself.
Here, take the car.
Take it to that mechanic shop you hang by,
there's a charger right there.
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- You're forgetting something.
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- If you lose it, I'll have to kill you 'cause I'm unstable.
- St. Joseph, help us.
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(water gushing)
- What are you making today?
- [Lolly] Chicken parmigiana, it's my favorite.
- I love that. Got enough for two?
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- [Lolly] What fun is it to cook for one?
- Well, if I may be so bold,
send me your address and I can join you.
I don't even use a GPS, I know the roads.
Remember I told you I drove all over
the city delivering food?
- [Lolly] Yes, I remember.
- Tell me where to go, I'll be there.
- Well, I'm not finished yet,
so it would be better if we stayed here
and chatted for a while.
I can do both things at once, I think, LOL.
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- I don't wish to disturb.
Let me know when you're ready.
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- [Lolly] Dinner is ready, but if you want the prize,
you have to find me.
- Challenge accepted, I told you I was a driver.
I can find any address.
I can find the most hidden location,
but at least give me a clue.
- [Lolly] I fancy a picnic, for what it's worth.
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- You don't have an address?
We got to go door to door.
The only other guy I know can pull that off is Santa,
and he ain't real.
- Yeah, yeah. How's the car running?
- I prefer combustion engines.
- And you got the ring?
- Yeah, I got the ring.
I hope you have the receipt, I'm thinking we might need it.
I have the clue.
- What's that clue again?
- She said, "I fancy a picnic, for what it's worth,"
and worth was in all caps.
- Oh, we don't have to go door knocking,
we've got to go to every campground, playground, beach,
or national park out there.
- It's obvious to me what it means.
- Uh huh.
- She said, "I fancy a picnic, for what it's worth."
Worth was all caps.
What is the closest park to where we're standing
right here, right now?
- I don't know.
Over there, Chatsworth.
- Chatsworth, Chatsworth, right?
- She knows where I'm at, it's in my profile.
- If she's there, I'll bounce. Three's a crowd.
- Works for me.
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- Could she have brought a friend?
- It's not her.
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- Let's ask 'em what's up, right?
Could be a good contingency plan.
- Okay, yeah, sure. Let's go.
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- Good morning ladies. Lovely morning, don't you think?
(ladies laughing)
- What do you think?
- I think it is, right Roy?
- Every day is beautiful.
- No doubt, we're looking for a lovely lady named Lolly.
- That's Pretty Miss Lolly.
- Have you noticed anybody waiting around?
Our friend here, he wants to pop the question.
- That's so romantic.
- Did you say Lolly?
- Yeah, you saw her?
- Well, my name's Molly.
- So is mine.
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- What's up with that?
- Oh, it's Marigold. It's good for the immune system, babe.
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- Well, what about Lolly?
- Why are you so interested in this Lolly?
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- She was here, she told me she wanted you to try something.
- She made these for you.
- She made these. She said she made these?
- Come on, babe, just take some.
- Yeah, let me see that.
- No, no, no no.
- I wanna see her, I wanna know where she is.
- Well, you said you wanted to see Lolly, right babe?
- That's that Malcolm X, I know what you got.
- There's only one way to know.
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- You can close your eyes and feel it.
Feel the energy of the universe.
But sometimes it'll take you through heaven and hell first.
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- Jackson, Jackson, get up. Get up, get up, they're gone.
- That was no X.
- They took the ring.
- We just got roofied, I had a benzo.
- But they took the ring.
- Settle down.
- Settle down, what do you mean settle down?
- I knew something was different, 'cause I went,
I went to get the water in the car.
- But they got the ring, the ring.
- I have it, it's in my ass.
- Your ass?
- Best safe deposit box in the world.
Excuse me.
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Okay, call the bank. Cancel your shit.
- The bank. You kidding me?
I put everything I had in the ring.
- You're lucky I was thinking quick.
When the dick gets hard, the brain gets soft.
(distant traffic buzzing)
- Speaking of the ring, can I see it now?
(distant traffic buzzing)
- Chill out, man.
You had a whole box of sanitizer in the trunk.
God bless, Roberta.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, but now what?
I mean, we got no cash.
We got no clues, and I got no love.
- Yeah, yeah.
Not for nothing, those flower heads gave me a clue.
- Oh, yeah.
- Heaven and hell.
I know this dude, Ty, he lives in a hole,
but his mind is in the ether.
His brain is fiber optics, parallel planes,
dark web, all that shit.
- Okay, so what?
- Real king of the underworld, he surfs deep.
- Okay, can he find Lolly?
- He can find the origins of this fucked up website.
This is a cakewalk for him.
- Okay, let's go there then.
- Whoa, whoa, red rider.
You just can't waltz into his place without an offering.
He's a seer, we have to offer him something.
- Like cash?
- I have a better idea.
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I had to empty the freezer, I saved it for a rainy day.
- What, are you keeping your cash on ice?
- Leg of lamb, butterflied.
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- Okay, tell me again why you think this is gonna work.
- This guy is OG, I mean real OG.
He's not only a pro on the web, he's got degrees,
like philosophy, linguistics, theology,
cosmology, computational system, the list goes on.
He respects the old school protocol
and things of that nature.
- Okay, and?
- What do you sacrifice to a God?
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- Oh, I see. Okay.
Can I?
Can I? Fine, have it your way.
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(foreign language)
- I'm sorry, is that Latin?
- I speak 17 languages, JavaScript, Ancient Basic,
Python, Esperanto, take your pick.
- English, English is fine.
- What is that you're holding?
- This is actually for you, this is leg of lamb butterflied
and like I said, I brought it for you.
- Lamb for me? I'm vegan.
- Oh, um.
- Don't worry, I have other uses for it. Just set it down.
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- Look, speak.
- Right, okay.
I'm looking for a girl
- For a girl, I'm not a matchmaker.
- No, I know, I already know the girl.
I talk to her through a website, her name's Lolly.
I'm just trying to find out,
I'm trying to figure out how to get to her.
- Oh, let me guess, you're in love with her?
- Yeah, I love her so much, she's everything to me.
And look, I got her this.
This ring here that I bought with my life savings.
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- URL.
- Me?
- U-R-L, please.
- Oh, um, nextdoorgirls.online.
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That looks complicated.
- I combine the wisdom of the ancients
with modern psychology, I found it helps.
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- So do you see something, anything?
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- This site is bullshit. It's a scam.
No disclaimers, nothing.
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Ah, it's the one eye man, mother fucker.
- Do you know him?
- I battle him throughout time.
- Okay, but what about Lolly?
Right, I talked to her through that site.
- If you ever want to know the true identity of this girl,
you have to speak to the one eyed man.
- One eyed man?
- He sees the world through one eye only.
- And what does he see?
- Money.
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Many others have been on the same journey before you, dude.
- And?
- And there are many traps in many forms along the way.
You might have encountered some of them already.
He's powerful, he puts them there.
He knows everything about you.
He knows your every desire.
He uses it.
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- Why?
- Commerce, to take your money,
or anyone else for that matter.
- If he can lead me to Lolly, then I wanna talk to him.
Can you tell me where he is?
- I have no allegiance to you.
I mean, Jackson is a good guy, but, you know,
this is serious business.
However, I've been complacent
as of late and too arrogant,
so I feel the need to give back.
And that blood sucker cannot be what the future holds.
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- Okay, so you'll help me find Lolly then?
- What's her name? What's her virtual name?
- Oh, Pretty Miss Lolly.
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- Lolly? - Yeah, two L's.
- Be careful what you look for,
you might not like what you find.
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Are you committed?
- Yeah, 100%.
- Come sit here.
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Let the camera seen you,
and push that button
so that mother fucker knows you'll pull the trigger.
Are you afraid?
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- No.
For Lolly.
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- You've done it.
- Did what?
- You've done it.
- No, no, no, you-
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(door shutting)
- The guy was legit, right?
- Yeah.
- Did he like the lamb?
- Yeah, yeah, I think so, I think so.
He gave me an address.
Well, he actually gave me four of 'em.
- Why a few?
- Well, 'cause it's a jumping IP.
I guess it's the possible locations.
- Locations of who, Lolly?
- No, the guy who runs the website.
And, well, we kind of got his attention.
So from now on, it's gonna get serious.
And I mean, the guy can lead us
to Lolly directly though and-
- Which one of these addresses?
Albuquerque, Depoe Bay, Oregon.
Etna, Ohio, Lompoc, California, how are we gonna get there?
You forget those bitches rolled us,
they took all our liquidity.
- Okay, fine, we gotta, we gotta regroup.
We gotta get some cash flow going, we gotta get focused.
I mean, I've been in that fricking box forever, so.
- You mean, think outside the box?
- Exactly.
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- New trash can.
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- I got 50, I got a 50, I got a 50.
50 bucks. - Yes.
- On the ground. - Yes.
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- Okay, well this is the address,
but it doesn't really look like a place
that hosts a website. - Look at this, man.
Just in time, I mean, I was starving.
And this is the address, no denying.
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- Don't touch anything, all right?
This might be the dinner that Lolly was talking about.
- Yeah, it looks like somebody was waiting for us.
- I'm gonna take a look around
and see what I can see, see who's here.
- Yeah, I'll wait for the welcoming committee.
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- Hey Jack.
Jackson, what happened?
- I think I ate too fast.
No worries, it'll pass.
I told you to wait. What?
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- Hold on.
It's them, it's those flower head girls from before.
Jackson, you don't, are you okay? You don't look good.
- I'm okay, indigestion
(phone beeping)
- 911, what's your emergency? - Hello, hello, yes,
I have an emergency at the Cafe Cerci
at 1025 Lomas Boulevard, Albuquerque.
I don't know, he looks like
he has food poisoning. - Indigestion.
- He doesn't look good, So can you just please hurry?
- Go after them,
at them all, the next address.
- No, I can't leave you.
- Fool me once, shame on you,
fool me me twice.
(Jackson vomiting)
- Okay, okay, I get it, I get it.
I, I get it.
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Depoe Bay,
Depoe Bay, Oregon.
Why, why Depoe Bay?
What can you tell me about Depoe Bay, Oregon?
- [Screen Reader] Depoe Bay, Oregon, established in 1894
as part of the Dawes Act, is a commercial and maritime area.
Some presidential employees-
(phone beeping)
- Hi. Hi, yes, my name is Roy Kirk.
I'm calling about a friend of mine who got brought in
maybe over an hour ago.
His name is Jackson, he had food poisoning.
Yes.
Yeah, I just wanted to see if he was admitted.
Okay, yeah, sure, sure.
If there's any changes, if anything happens,
please just let me know, this is my number.
Thank you. Yeah, you too.
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(door bell ringing)
- Come in.
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(door shutting)
(gentle me)
- Excuse me, excuse me. Is somebody here I can talk to?
Or is there somebody in charge?
- What's this about?
- I'm looking for Lolly.
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I'm looking for Pretty Miss Lolly, she might be here.
Or at the very least, there's supposed to be somebody here
who can point me in the right direction.
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- Why don't you just download the app on your phone?
- Because I've come a very long way,
and I'd like to actually talk to a person.
(upbeat music)
- Mm.
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- Is there any chance she's upstairs?
Thank you so much, you've been very helpful.
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("Going Home with Ya" playing)
("Going Home with Ya" continues playing)
- Hey!
- I'm sorry.
- This is a private session.
But if you wanna join in, you need to buy
some tokens downstairs and log in from your phone.
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- I'm just gonna go, I'm just gonna go.
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(knocking on door)
- Who is it, IT?
- Yeah, yeah, it's IT. I heard you were having a problem?
("Going Home with Ya" playing)
- Oh, you can come in.
("Going Home with Ya" playing)
- Hi IT, you're cute.
- What can I help you with?
- I can't find my pussy, can you help me find her?
- Can I ask you a question first?
("Going Home with Ya" playing)
- No, help me find her.
("Going Home with Ya" playing)
- Okay, well, if you treat your toys like this,
I'm not surprised that you lose them.
- You have to help me find her.
- You know, it's funny,
I was actually gonna say the same thing to you.
- Find my pussy first.
- Okay, uh. Oh, okay, all right, well.
Okay, all right, well, is it maybe this one?
- No.
- Okay, well, how about this one?
(waves crashing)
(feet padding)
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- What are you doing here?
- It's you.
- Quite aggressive, aren't you?
- Aggressive, my foot?
You stole my money.
- I did.
- And you poisoned my friend.
- Prove it.
- And you were supposed to bring me to Lolly.
- You're a sad man.
- Okay, all right.
Just take a look at these addresses and you tell me
where I can find the man pulling the strings.
- I don't know these places.
- Really, this address is on this list,
they're connected, think.
- You are mentally insane.
You're an incel, do you know that?
- Incel? - Yeah.
- Why does that even mean?
- Just tell me what I wanna know,
or I start trashing things.
- No kidding, calm down boss.
All you want is Lolly, right?
Let me see that list again.
This one, 8th Century Road, Etna, Ohio.
- That's the one?
- Positively.
- Thank you, that's all I wanted.
- Wait, what if Lolly doesn't exist?
- What if she's just a concept?
What are you gonna do,
start blasting people in shopping malls?
- No, is that who you think I am?
No, I'm leaving.
- Are you sure you wanna lose this opportunity?
We're alone, you know?
25% off, virtual, in-person chat room.
I'll be your Lolly.
- You're nothing like her.
(upbeat music)
- Bye babe.
(canister spraying)
(Roy groaning)
(fist thudding)
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(waves crashing)
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("See Me Fly" continues playing)
(animals groaning)
(birds chirping)
(engine revving)
(doors opening)
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(wind howling)
(birds squawking)
(wind howling)
(feet shuffling)
(birds squawking)
(wind howling)
(feet shuffling)
- Stop, sit down.
- Can I just have some water.
- We aint got no water? - Why?
(bottle scrunching)
- Don't forget to recycle.
- Did he have anything on him?
- Not much, that phone, a couple cards, all declined.
A few bucks, that's it.
- What about my car?
- You mean my car?
- No, no. You mean our car?
- You sold it to me for a penny, remember?
It's your money.
- But no worries, it's good for your tax, for charity?
- What charity would that be?
- Save the internet.
(Roy coughing)
- Hold on man, let me help you out.
(punch thudding)
Better now?
- We need good, clean adult entertainment websites.
They're becoming extinct.
- Yeah.
- So why do you have a hard on for this guy's website?
- I don't care about the site, I'm looking for Lolly.
(paper shuffling)
- You mean her?
(man laughing)
- Are you an idiot?
She's, what do they call it?
- AI.
- No, no. That's not what she is, she's a real person.
She's a real person, she's a real person.
- I said AI.
- Why'd you hit him?
- I don't know.
- So let's get this straight.
You're trying to take down this guy's website?
Our guy, a dangerous guy,
to prove some point.
- Look, in this country, land of opportunity.
One man make a website to improve lives.
What's wrong with that?
- I don't care about his website,
I just wanna ask him where Lolly is.
- Why didn't you go to FAQ,
instead of driving halfway around the country?
It would have been a whole lot easier.
- Look, gas is expensive, but wifi is free.
- I wanted to talk to a real-life person,
is that not an option anymore?
- No, no, no.
Nowadays, people go to multiverse.
So why they have to talk to in-person?
- Enough!
Fuck this guy. Blast him.
(body thudding)
(wind howling)
(feet scuffling)
(wind howling)
- Fuck.
- Why didn't you shoot him?
(birds squawking)
- You seriously think he's gonna make it?
- One less murder rap.
Good point, good point.
(birds squawking)
(windmill churning)
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(can rattling)
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- Hello my friend, what can I do for you?
- Well, I'm having a lot of trouble around here.
These squatters are squirming around here
like a bunch of yellow jackets.
They're doing nothing but smoking meth, doing drugs,
and doing absolutely nothing productive.
- Squatting? - Yeah.
You better do something before I have to do something,
and I mean it.
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(wind howling)
(pleasant music)
(wind howling)
(feet shuffling)
(wind howling)
- Come on, okay.
(wind howling)
(wind howling continues)
(pleasant music)
(grass shuffling)
(pleasant music)
(pleasant music continues)
- Hey, hey, stop. - Hey, wait, check this out.
(pleasant music)
(feet padding)
(pleasant music)
(pleasant music continues)
(wind howling)
(radio music playing)
(keys rattling)
- Good morning, sunshine. It's your lucky day.
Somebody's here to see you.
(radio music playing)
- Jackson, you're all right.
- Are you ready to give up?
- Can you get me outta here?
- That's why I'm here, but after that, you're on your own.
You got any belongings?
- The ring, it's at the front desk with my dead phone,
I have to claim them.
- You're gonna need 'em,
they put a three day notice on your place.
I don't care.
- You better start caring, get your head straight.
- What happened to you?
- I do computer coding now.
It's very lucrative, I enjoy it immensely.
- I have another address, right?
8th Century Road, Etna, Ohio.
Lolly's there, the girl told me.
- Who?
- The girl from the picnic, the park, Molly.
- Oh, the ones who tried to poison us?
- Just help me get there, please.
- I'm already trying to get you outta here.
(radio music playing)
(keys rattling)
(gate squeaking)
(indistinct)
- At least they have each other.
(radio music playing)
- Years ago, hobos and vagabonds could live on the railroad.
America was a romantic place.
The world's different now.
We have to keep up with the times,
or let them roll over us.
There's no use fighting it.
- My mom said there'll always be a need to love someone.
For her it was me, her only child.
And for me, it's Lolly, my only love.
- My friend, Lolly's part of a world
that you've yet to come to terms with.
(radio music playing)
Here.
You do what you gotta do. Take it.
(radio music playing)
(radio continues playing)
(insects chirping)
(dog barking)
(insects chirping)
(insect chirping continues)
(people chatting)
- He's fucking knocked out.
- He had a long night.
- Hey, snoozing pretty hard, bro.
You all right?
- Oh, yeah. I guess I was just tired.
I've been on the road for a while.
- Where are you headed?
- Etna, Ohio.
- You said Etna?
- Fritz, pull out the map.
We got a gig right over in Columbus by Ohio State,
it's a little joint.
- Wait a minute.
- Oh, maps, not apps, bro.
Shame on you, be ashamed of yourself.
(insects chirping)
- Etna? - Yeah.
- Yeah. It's right over here.
- You're going there right now?
- Yeah, dude. We're the Facians.
- The Facians, what's that?
- Bro, the last of a kind,
we're the last rock band in the world.
- How so?
- All EDM now dude, took everything over.
Now you just eat your flowers and you get down.
(insects chirping)
- Okay, so can I come with you guys?
I mean, I'm looking for my girl.
Please, right? Ohio can't be that big.
- All right, true dude. Our manager's coming to pick us up.
We'll get you your girl.
- Yeah, I can come?
- Yeah. - All right.
- Let's chill for a sec.
You know, we're still hanging out,
he's gotta pick us up, relax bro.
- For how long?
- We'll get there. - Yeah.
- We're gonna get you to Etna, let's get this guy to Etna.
(insects chirping)
(engine purring)
Oh shit, that's him, that's our guy. All right.
(feet shuffling)
- I'll take this.
- Okay.
- What's up boss?
- Hello.
- How we doing? - Hello guys.
- Yeah man. - Is everybody good?
- We got some more cargo with us.
- Let's do it man. - Hello.
- Right, let's get in the truck guys.
(pleasant music)
(door slamming)
(engine revving)
("Be Bold Be Brave" playing)
("Be Bold Be Brave" ending)
(birds chirping)
- Yeah, so you know what I did?
I fucking told her to get down, but she wouldn't give it up,
she wouldn't give it up.
So I'm like, yeah, you wanna taste metal?
You wanna taste metal?
Fucking dumb ass.
- So why you didn't kill her?
- Oh no.
I'm all about diplomacy first.
- One less homicide.
- Good point.
(gate shutting)
(dog barking)
(stirring music)
(dog barking)
(stirring music)
(stirring music continues)
(feet shuffling)
(stirring music)
(door sliding)
(door shutting)
(earphones rattling)
(feet padding)
(background music playing)
(background music continues playing)
(stirring music)
(stirring music continues)
- Hello, weary traveler, Greetings and felicitations.
You finally made it.
- Yeah.
- My boys didn't think you'd get this far,
but they obviously miscalculated, I know different.
I know about obsession, the thirst.
I know it fuels people. It's my business, you see?
- Are you the one eyed man?
- I wish.
I know you've been on the road a long time.
Perhaps you'd like a shower, refreshment, hand gel?
Virtual, of course.
You see, I also spend many days on the road.
In fact, it's a highway.
The information super highway, ever heard of it?
- Where's Lolly? Ever heard of her?
- Can I have Ranya take you to the spa,
get you a cold beverage?
Ranya, darling.
(feet padding)
- What do you want?
- Would you grab our guest a cold drink, please?
- Would you leave us alone?
- She's always losing her pussy.
I'm so sorry, she's usually such a gem.
(door squeaking)
- Listen, I don't care about your games,
I don't care who you are.
I just wanna find where Lolly is,
and everything has been pointing me here.
- You wanted to play a game with me?
You wanna sabotage my operation?
Oh, how fun. Let's fuck with a nice man on the internet.
Surely you didn't think
that that was the only medium of my command.
- When I was on your controlled website, Girl Next Door,
there's a woman out three, Pretty Miss Lolly.
Maybe her name's just Lolly.
I need to find her, that's the only reason I'm here.
That's all I care about.
But every time I try to find her,
there's a new roadblock in my way.
So just tell me where she is, and I'll leave.
- Wow, that's some testimonial.
Sincere, heartfelt. Were you once an altar boy?
- No.
- Did the monseigneur give you a hard time?
- No. - Then come my boy,
come into my altar.
Yes, please. Oh, don't be afraid.
My eye, I know, it's slightly off putting.
I sacrificed my eye for divine wisdom.
You know the gods, they always want something.
I'm grateful to them, this one works better now.
Funny how that works, don't you think?
Now, here we have Sassy Sally.
Looks like someone just sent her an SNS.
They wanna invite her to the movies, how quaint.
Now, we can't answer too quickly.
We need to keep them hooked,
we need to think of something plausible.
Would you help me think of something, a collaborative?
We can't wait too long, but we do have a couple minutes.
Keep 'em hooked, keep the engine running
and the meter on, get it?
Why don't you just let Sassy Sally answer?
- Because the Sally's of the world don't wanna talk to him,
he's fat and old and has no game.
- Why don't you give Sally the option?
- Because there is no Sassy Sally,
nor does Margo the Mill, nor does Cutie Patootie,
nor does Pretty Miss Lolly.
- That's bullshit.
- I created these characters.
Mr one. eyed man's neighborhood, get it?
- Well, how do you justify your actions?
- I weave scenarios for all those lost souls out there.
I type the things they wanna hear.
How great your cock looks, how I miss you,
how I pray we can run away together someday.
Chat rooms, websites, video vixens, you name it,
and I take their money.
And maybe just, maybe I make those lonely, desperate,
pathetic lives feel just a little bit more connected.
That's my means of justification.
And then some bored little fuck like you comes around
and wants more, just can't leave well enough alone.
The palm of your hand is just not good enough.
- I wanna see Lolly's page.
Bring it up now, I wanna see.
- With pleasure. You know, she's super popular.
One of my most brilliant and ethereal creations.
(gentle music)
That's why I had to try to extinguish you. Uh, sorry.
Yeah, you can sit in as Lolly, go back and forth.
It'll be like this
romantically charged form of masturbation.
Isn't this whole 19th century routine just fantastic?
I've got guys emptying their pockets,
and blowing their loads all over their antiquated desktops.
Ah, keep those paper towels close by.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- It hurts, doesn't it?
Good, just like you tried to hurt me.
- No.
That's a picture of a real person,
a real person who had a mother,
who grew up and went to school.
Who maybe loved a dog or a cat,
who maybe had a favorite cartoon or favorite food,
who maybe had the capacity for real love.
- The grand illusion, my friend.
- She exists, she exists somewhere.
She exists, I wanna know where she is.
- She exists in a world of things that are unattainable,
so I make them attainable up to a certain point.
- Well, then you better have your meatheads
come in here and kill me
before I dismantle your old stinking rig.
- You couldn't dismantle a fly.
Anyway, the answer you seek has been right in front of you.
- Where? How?
- I know our saboteur traced four IP addresses,
connected to four actual addresses.
You went in the wrong order.
- Lompoc,
California, back across the country.
- Take the car.
- Are your server's gonna jump me?
- The fact that you are here right now
makes me more pissed at them, not you.
But make no mistake, I see you on the web,
I see you back here, there is a bullet waiting for you
and it is not virtual.
Do you understand?
(stirring music)
- Crystal.
- Good.
(keyboard keys tapping)
(Roy shuffling)
- Why are you helping me?
- Hmm, help, my dear friend,
is a matter of interpretation.
(stirring music)
(birds chirping)
(feet padding)
(upbeat music)
(birds chirping)
(upbeat music)
- By the way, he wants to see you two. Have fun.
(feet shuffling)
(gun thudding)
(gate shutting)
(birds chirping)
(pleasant music)
(pleasant music continues)
(boxes shuffling)
(door shutting)
(lady gasping)
- Can I help you?
- I'm so sorry to disturb you, miss.
I just am having some car problems,
and I had broken down outside your front gate.
- There's a buzzer.
- Why, I didn't know.
I was just talking to one of your workers down there,
and they said I can find you up here.
And are you Lolly?
- Lolly?
I'm Roberta, Roberta Strange. And you're trespassing.
- Wait.
It's me. It's me, it's Roy.
Roy, it's Roy Kirk.
I finally, I made it to dinner.
- I think you're mixed up.
This isn't an Airbnb or a restaurant,
this is a private property.
- No, here, this is you on the screen.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't mean to frighten you.
I just, I don't know what to say,
except that it's me.
It's Roy, I talk to you all the time on the site.
I know you from this site, please just look at it.
(gentle music)
- You can bring it closer.
(gentle music)
These are pictures I took with a photographer years ago
for my portfolio, or so I thought.
Pretty Miss Lolly, that's a made up name.
Your car didn't break down, what are you really doing here?
I'll use this to call the cops,
and there's a ton of workers on this property.
That's fine, that's fine. You can call them.
I won't move an inch, just,
may I say something?
Please, Miss Lolly, can I just have a moment of your time?
I thought we were talking, maybe I just hoped we were,
but now I know it's not real.
But you, you are real.
And, I mean, I traveled the country twice
back and forth to find you.
I gave you what little I had for the chance to have you
acknowledge that I'm a human being,
that I have feelings and emotions that are real for you,
or who I thought you were.
And this, I bought this for you. I bought it for you.
I know it's small and pathetic,
but it's real, so look at it.
I know it's dirty, but any jewelry store will clean it.
(gentle music)
- It's beautiful, must have cost a fortune.
You thought I was a person named Lolly?
A person who you were in a relationship with?
For how long?
- Over a year.
I don't know, I guess in some twisted, messed up way,
I thought I was in love with you.
I thought you loved me too, and
I know that that only mattered to me, but it,
it kept me going.
And that's why the ring
and all this madness.
- I'm flattered, but for better or for worse,
I'm a married woman.
Okay, that website misrepresented me.
I have a completely different life,
and that's the reality.
My life comes with its own unique set of problems.
But I can't run from those,
just like you can't run from yours.
(wind howling)
- It's nice to meet you Roy Kirk.
(wind howling)
(birds chirping)
("Wait For Me" playing)
("Wait For Me" continues playing)
("I Owe It To You" playing)
("I Owe It To You" continues playing)
(birds chirping)
(wind howling)