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[music playing]

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- Live from Radio City
Music Hall, it's "SNL 50,

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The Homecoming Concert."

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[applause]

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["soul man" playing]

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* *

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-* Coming to you *

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* On a dusty road *

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* Good loving, I
got a truckload *

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* And when you get it *

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* You got something *

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* So don't worry *

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* Cause I'm coming *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* Why? *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* Got what I got the hard way *

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* And I'll make it better *

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* Each and every day *

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* So honey, don't you fret *

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* Cause you ain't
seen nothing yet *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* Thanks honey *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* Ha *

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* Well, grab the rope *

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* And I'll pull you in *

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* Give you hope *

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* And be your only boyfriend *

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* Yeah yeah yeah yeah *

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* *

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* I'm a soul man *

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* You're a soul man *

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* We're a soul man *

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* Yes, I'm a soul man *

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* *

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[applause]

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Greetings from New York City.

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[applause]

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Give it up
for The Roots out there.

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Give it up for the dancers.

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Welcome, everybody, to the "SNL
50, Homecoming Concert."

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[applause]

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We are coming to you live
from Radio City Music Hall.

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And I'm out of breath.

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[laughter]

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Yeah, what an unbelievable
collection of talent

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here in this building.

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[applause]

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It is Valentine's Day.

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Happy Valentine's
Day, everybody.

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[applause]

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I thought this was sweet.

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Where you're seated is based
on how much Loren loves you.

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[laughter]

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I was so honored when the
assistant to Loren's assistant

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asked me to host tonight.

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[laughter]

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You may be wondering,
why am I hosting tonight?

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Well, it's award season,
which means I got

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nothing going on right now.

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[laughter]

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But actually, I have two
things in common with SNL.

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This year we both turned 50.

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[applause]

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And if we're being honest,
we both peaked around 25.

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[laughter]

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Tonight we're celebrating
50 years of music

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from "Saturday Night Live."

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We have so many of your
favorite artists here tonight.

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Lady Gaga is here.

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Bad Bunny.

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Snoop Dogg.

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Cher.

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Post Malone.

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[applause]

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Plus some of your favorite
SNL performers

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from throughout the years.

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Now, before we start the show,
I want to quickly mention that

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everyone here
tonight has either

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worked at "Saturday
Night Live" or is

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connected to someone who has.

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So can we turn
the cameras around?

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Can we turn the cameras around?

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Make sure you get everyone
on camera because without these

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people, there would
not have been 50 years

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of "Saturday Night Live."

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[applause]

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Thank you so much.

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Give yourselves
around of applause.

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There's a lot
of love in this room.

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Let's keep the love going.

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Our first performer is
one of the best to ever do

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it on "Saturday Night Live."

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Here to celebrate an iconic SNL
performance of "Crazy Little

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Thing Called Love"
with a little help

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from Brittany Howard
and The Roots,

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give it up for Miley Cyrus.

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[applause]

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["CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED
LOVE" PLAYING]

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-* This thing called love *

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* Oh, I just I
can't handle it *

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* This thing called love *

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* Yeah, I must
get around to it *

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* I ain't ready *

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* This crazy little
thing called love *

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-* This thing *
-* This thing *

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-* Called love *
-* Called love *

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-* It cries *

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-* Like a # baby

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-* In a cradle all night *

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* It swings *

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* It jives *

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* Shaking all over
like a jellyfish *

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* I kind of like it *

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* Crazy little
thing called love *

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-* There goes my baby *

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* She knows how
to rock and roll *

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* She drives me crazy *

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* She gives me a hot
and cold fever *

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* She leaves me
in a cool, cool sweat *

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* *

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* I gotta be cool, relax *

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* You get hip and get
on my tracks *

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* Take a back seat, hitchhike *

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* And take a long
ride on my motorbike *

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* Until I'm ready *

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* This crazy little
thing called love *

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* *

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-* I gotta be cool, relax *

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* Get hip and get
back on track *

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* Take a back seat, hitchhike *

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* Take a long ride
on my motorbike *

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* Until I'm ready *

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- I'm ready, Brittany.

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-* This crazy little
thing called love *

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-* This thing called love *

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* Oh, I just, I
can't handle it *

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* This thing called love *

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* You're mine *

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* I gotta get around to it *

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* I ain't ready *

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* This crazy thing
called love *

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* This crazy little
thing called love *

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* This crazy little
thing called love *

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* This crazy little
thing called love *

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* That's right *

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[applause]

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This song is dedicated
to Lorne Michaels.

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[applause]

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The reason I'm here
is to celebrate you.

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["flowers" playing]

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* We were good, gold *

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* Kind of dream
that can't be sold *

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* We were right *

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Are y'all doing
the Grammy's thing where

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you guys are famous and shit?

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You don't sing along.

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Excuse my language.

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Come on.

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* Oh, I didn't
want to leave you *

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* I didn't want to lie *

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* I started to cry,
then remembered I *

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* Oh, I can buy myself flower *

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* Write my name in the sand *

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* Talk to myself for hours *

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* See things you
don't understand *

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I love you, Paul Rudd.

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* Oh, I can take
myself dancing *

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Emma.

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* Yeah, I can
hold my own hand *

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* Yeah, I can love
me better than *

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Adam Sandler, my buddy.

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-* I can love me better *

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- Uh-huh *

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-* Can love me better *

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* I can love me better *

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-* Paint my nails cherry red *

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* Come on, pass
the roses that you left *

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* I got no remorse *

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-* No remorse *

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-* There's a few
regrets, baby *

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* I forgive every
word you say *

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* But I didn't
want to leave you *

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* I didn't want to fight *

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* I started to cry *

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Then remembered
that it's SNL 50.

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* I can buy myself flowers *

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* Write my name in the sand *

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* Talk to myself for hours *

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* Say things you
don't understand *

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Did you know I speak French?

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* Oh, I can take
myself dancing *

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* Yeah, yeah, I
can hold my own *

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* Yeah, I can love me
better than you can, # baby *

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-* Can love me better *

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* I can love you better, baby *

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* Can love you better *

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* I can love you better, baby *

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* Can love me better *

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* I can love me better, baby *

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* Can love me better. *

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-* Ooh, I *

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* I didn't want to leave you *

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* I didn't want to fight *

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* I started to cry *

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Then remembered that
I'm playing Radio City.

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* I can buy myself flowers *

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* Write my name in sand *

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Oh, yes, you can.

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* Talk to myself for hours *

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Jelly Roll.

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* You don't understand *

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* But you never will *

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* Oh, I can take
myself dancing *

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* Yeah, yeah, I can
hold my own hand *

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* Yeah, I can love
me better than *

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* Yeah, I can love me
better than you can *

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-* Can love me better *

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* I can love # me better, baby

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- Oh *

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-* Can love me better *

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* I can love me better *

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- Yeah *

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-* Can love me better *

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* I can love me better, baby *

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- I love you, Lorne Michaels.

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[applause]

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[music playing]

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- Damas y caballeros.

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Buenas noches, y
bienvenidos de nuevo

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a la aniversario de 50 años
de "Saturday Night Live," huh?

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I'm just kidding.

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I know everyone
here worked at SNL,

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so I will speak in my best
white guy accent.

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(WHITE GUY ACCENT) I
am Marcelo Hernandez,

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and I think that you can tell
by my face, my outfit, and

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the amount
of syllables in my name

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who I am about to introduce.

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[audience screaming]

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Ladies and gentlemen,
from Puerto Rico

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to the world, Bad Bunny!

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[applause]

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["baile inolvidable" playing]

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* *

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- Buenas noches, Nueva York.

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* *

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* Pensaba que contigo
iba a envejecer *

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* En otra vida, en
otro mundo podrá ser *

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* En esta solo
queda irme un día *

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* Y ver pa'l cielo
a ver si te veo caer *

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* Si me ven solo y
triste, no me hablen *

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* Si me ven solo y
triste, soy culpable *

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* La vida es una fiesta
que un día termina *

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* Y fuiste tú mi
baile inolvidable *

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- Pa'que la baile
aunque no sepa.

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Un toque de salsa de
Puerto Rico. ¿Cómo dice?

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-* No, no te puedo olvidar *

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* No, no te puedo borrar *

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* Tú me ensenaste a querer *

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* Me ensenaste a bailar *

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* No, no te puedo olvidar *

267
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,675
* No, no te puedo borrar *

268
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,411
* Tú me ensenaste a querer *

269
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,880
* Me ensenaste a bailar *

270
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:42,082
-* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

271
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,150
* Dime como le
hago pa'olvidarte *

272
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,886
* Hay un paso nuevo
que quiero enseñarte *

273
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,322
* En las noche' ya
ni puedo dormir *

274
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,291
* Lo que hago es sonarte *

275
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,993
* No, no te puedo olvidar *

276
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:57,097
* No, no te puedo borrar *

277
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,466
* Tu me ensenaste a querer *

278
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,835
* Me ensenaste a bailar *

279
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,570
-* Cómo tú me besabas *

280
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,105
* Cómo yo te lo hacía *

281
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,239
* Cómo tú me mirabas *

282
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,474
* Bellaquito me ponia *

283
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,709
* Se siente feo no
tenerte cerquita *

284
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:10,910
* La nueva mamá bien *

285
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:15,081
* Pero no es tu boquita *

286
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,650
* Mi diabla, mi
ángel, mi loquita *

287
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,286
* Mi diabla, mi
ángel, mi loquita *

288
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,088
* Yeah *

289
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:34,634
'To suena cabrón

290
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:39,072
* *

291
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,709
Vamo' a hacer uno
de esos, como anoche

292
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:46,913
* *

293
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,182
Aprieta, chamaquito, aprieta

294
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:56,189
* *

295
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:12,939
¿Cómo dice?

296
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:15,909
-* No, no te puedo olvidar *

297
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:19,279
* No, no te puedo borrar *

298
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,415
* Tú me ensaneste a querer *

299
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,051
* Me ensenaste a bailar *

300
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,753
-* Ay, yo con cualquiera
me puedo acostar *

301
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,522
* Pero no con cualquiera
quiero despertar *

302
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,058
* Solo con usted, con usted *

303
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:34,794
* Yo bailo con usted,
na'más con usted *

304
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,397
* Un beso donde estés,
donde estés, bebé *

305
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,633
-* No, no te puedo borrar *

306
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,737
* Tú me ensenaste a querer *

307
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,705
* Me ensenaste a bailar *

308
00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,274
-* Y yo tenia muchas novia' *

309
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,810
* Pero como tú, ninguna *

310
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,445
* Ya no tengo mi sol *

311
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,147
* Me paso en la luna *

312
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,617
* Si te pienso,
me tiro de una *

313
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,788
* Eh-eh, mi diabla,
mi ángel, mi loquita *

314
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:05,158
* Mi diabla, mi
ángel, mi loquita *

315
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,354
Muchas gracias.

316
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,229
Good evening, New York.

317
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:47,667
My name is Benito, better
known as Bad Bunny.

318
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:51,805
And I'm here with Los sobrinos,
los pioneros de la cresta.

319
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,073
Puerto Rico en la casa.

320
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,941
[applause]

321
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:57,477
["dtmf" playing]

322
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,778
* Otro sunset bonito *

323
00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:01,648
* Que veo en San Juan *

324
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,283
* Disfrutando de
todas esas cosas *

325
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,919
* Que extrañan los que se van *

326
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,154
* Disfrutando de
noche' de esas *

327
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,290
* Que ya no se dan *

328
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,925
* Que ya no se dan *

329
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:14,527
* Pero queriendo volver *

330
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,229
* A la última vez *

331
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,765
* Que a los ojos te miré *

332
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:23,036
* Y contarte las cosas
que no te conté *

333
00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:27,540
* Y tirarte la' foto'
que no te tiré *

334
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,577
* Ey, ey, tengo
el pecho pela'o *

335
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,045
* Me dio una matá' *

336
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:33,913
* El corazón dándome patá' *

337
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,716
* Dime, baby, ¿dónde tú está? *

338
00:18:36,750 --> 00:18:38,651
* Pa'llegarle con
Roro, Julito, Krystal *

339
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,754
* Roy, Edgar, Seba, Oscar *

340
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,756
* Darnell y Big
Jay, tocando batá *

341
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:46,393
* Hoy la noche la
dejamo' 'esbaratá, ey *

342
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,662
* Y sería cabrón que
tú me toque' el üiro *

343
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,532
* Yo veo tu nombre y
me salen suspiro' *

344
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:56,269
* No sé si son petardo'
o si son tiro' *

345
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,105
* Ey, mi blanquita,
perico, mi kilo *

346
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:02,709
* Yo estoy en PR,
tranquilo, pero *

347
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:07,013
* Debí tirar más fotos
de cuando te tuve *

348
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,216
* Debí darte más
beso' y abrazo' *

349
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:14,054
* Las veces que pude *

350
00:19:14,087 --> 00:19:17,157
* Ojalá que los mío'
nunca se muden *

351
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,893
* Y si hoy me emborracho,
pues que me ayuden *

352
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:24,030
-* Debí tirar más foto'
de cuando te tuve *

353
00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:27,167
* Debí darte más
beso' y abrazo' *

354
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,504
* Las veces que pude *

355
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:35,175
* Ojalá que los míos
nunca se muden *

356
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,543
* Y si hoy me emborracho *

357
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:39,112
* Pues que me ayuden *

358
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:43,450
-* Hoy voy a estar to'l
día jugando dominó *

359
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,752
* Si me preguntan si
aún pienso en ti *

360
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,154
* Yo les digo que no *

361
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:52,258
* Que mi estadía cerquita
de ti ya se terminó *

362
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,260
* Ya se terminó, ey *

363
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,662
* Qué prendan la' máquina' *

364
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,163
* Voy pa' Santurce *

365
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,299
* Aquí todavia se da caña *

366
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,533
* Checáte las babie' *

367
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,435
* Diablo, mami, qué dulce *

368
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,638
* Hoy yo quiero beber *

369
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,408
* Beber, beber *

370
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,409
* Cuanto es lo mío *

371
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,244
* Hasta que me expulsen *

372
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:12,545
* 'Toy bien loco *

373
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,913
-* 'Toy bien loco *

374
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,048
-* 'Toy bien loco *

375
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,349
-* 'Toy bien loco *

376
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,018
-* Cabrón, guía tú,
que está caminando *

377
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,020
* Yo estoy que choco *

378
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:21,187
* 'Toy bien loco *

379
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,188
-* 'Toy bien loco *

380
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,189
-* 'Toy bien loco *

381
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,391
-* 'Toy bien loco *

382
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,725
-* Vamo' a disfrutar,
que nunca *

383
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:28,795
* Se sabe si nos queda poco *

384
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:35,935
We need to appreciate more
every second that we're here

385
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:39,539
and love as much as you can.

386
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,575
Esta noche es
especial, así que me

387
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,310
los llevo en el
corazón con todos

388
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,812
ustedes y con toda esta gente.

389
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,785
-* Ya no estamo' pa'
la movie y las cadena' *

390
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:55,822
* 'Tamos pa' las cosas
que valgan la pena *

391
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,025
* Pa'l perreo, la bomba,
la salsa y la plena *

392
00:20:59,059 --> 00:21:01,695
* Chequéate la mía
cómo es que suena *

393
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:05,899
-* Debí tirar más fotos'
de cuando te tuve *

394
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,935
* Debí darte más
beso' y abrazo' *

395
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:13,606
* Las veces que pude *

396
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,812
* Ojalá que los míos
nunca se muden *

397
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,081
* Debí tirar más fotos *

398
00:21:21,081 --> 00:21:22,148
* De cuando te tuve *

399
00:21:22,182 --> 00:21:24,584
* Debí darte más
beso' y abrazo' *

400
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:28,521
* Las veces que pude *

401
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:33,093
* Ojalá que los míos
nunca se muden *

402
00:21:33,093 --> 00:21:34,127
* Y si un día me emborracho *

403
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,996
* Que me ayuden *

404
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,502
[applause]

405
00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:54,481
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and
gentlemen, Mr. Nick Valentine.

406
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,850
[piano music]

407
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,220
[applause]

408
00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:03,289
- Good evening, New York.

409
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,292
My name is Nick
Valentine, and here

410
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:09,662
with me is my good friend,
Paul, as luck would

411
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:13,566
have it, on Valentine's Day.

412
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,068
PAUL SHAFFER:
What are the odds?

413
00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:18,071
- I promise you, it
is just a coincidence.

414
00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:21,274
The day is not named after me.

415
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,944
February 14 has
been Valentine's Day

416
00:22:24,978 --> 00:22:27,380
for a good many
years now, probably

417
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,115
before I was even born.

418
00:22:29,149 --> 00:22:30,550
- I think probably longer.

419
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,353
- Well, I'm sure you're
probably right, Paul.

420
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:36,356
You and I have been good
friends, good, good friends

421
00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:39,159
for such a long time.

422
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,827
PAUL SHAFFER: A million
years, at least.

423
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,496
- You know, there's
one question

424
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,999
I've always wanted to ask you.

425
00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:47,000
What is your surname?

426
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,001
[laughter]

427
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,103
- Well, it's Shaffer.

428
00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:51,371
Paul Shaffer, Paul.

429
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,439
[applause]

430
00:22:52,472 --> 00:22:54,207
Oh, you don't--
you don't have to.

431
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:55,975
Thank you, though.

432
00:22:56,009 --> 00:23:02,749
- Anyway, Paul and I were
talking, as we are wont to do,

433
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:08,054
commenting on the fact that
our society is changing.

434
00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:09,489
It's growing.

435
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:15,128
And blessedly, there is
an increasing acceptance

436
00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:18,698
of different types
of families, different types

437
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:20,066
of relationships.

438
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:24,537
And Paul here made
a point that I thought was

439
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:26,706
very, very interesting, Paul.

440
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,409
- Well, I just said
that in my opinion,

441
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,478
it's a fabulously nutty trend.

442
00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,846
It is truly fabulous.

443
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,814
It really is.

444
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:35,849
- Bingo.

445
00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:37,117
[laughter]

446
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:38,718
Bingo.

447
00:23:38,752 --> 00:23:45,492
Now, a Nick Valentine may have
one kind of family arrangement

448
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:51,564
that's right for him,
while a Paul Shaffer

449
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:53,733
may have something else.

450
00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:57,103
And then a Mr. John Jones--

451
00:23:57,137 --> 00:23:58,204
I mean, it's not a real person.

452
00:23:58,238 --> 00:23:59,339
Let me be clear.

453
00:23:59,372 --> 00:24:00,640
That's just
a fictitious name I'm

454
00:24:00,674 --> 00:24:03,243
using to illustrate my point--

455
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:07,914
JJ might have a totally
different type of a family.

456
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,049
And guess what?

457
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,853
That's OK.

458
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:16,322
[laughter]

459
00:24:16,356 --> 00:24:18,758
[applause]

460
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:24,264
So-- so what does all this have
to do with the price of rice--

461
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:28,068
[laughs] on this
blustery Valentine's day?

462
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:34,874
Well, I, this
Nicholas Valentine,

463
00:24:34,908 --> 00:24:41,648
recently embarked on a very
deep, very richly, emotionally

464
00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:47,087
fulfilling
relationship with three

465
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:53,393
of the most beautiful ladies
a man could ever hope to meet.

466
00:24:53,426 --> 00:24:54,794
[laughter]

467
00:24:54,828 --> 00:24:56,896
And for those of you
who have never

468
00:24:56,930 --> 00:25:02,369
known or experienced the deep,
richly satisfying love that--

469
00:25:02,402 --> 00:25:06,339
of a man for three
women, all I can say is,

470
00:25:06,373 --> 00:25:11,745
it has enriched my life in ways
that mere words cannot convey.

471
00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:16,049
So let me see if I
can try it this way.

472
00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:23,056
-* You're all we
need to get by *

473
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:27,127
* Ah *

474
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,161
* You're all *

475
00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:30,663
-* Like sweet morning dew *

476
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,867
* I took one look at you,
and you, and you *

477
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,368
* And it was plain to see *

478
00:25:35,402 --> 00:25:38,605
* You three were my destiny *

479
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,307
-* With arms open wide *

480
00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:43,276
* We threw away our pride *

481
00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:46,312
-* Nothing to be ashamed
of, embarrassed about *

482
00:25:46,346 --> 00:25:48,982
-* Dedicate our lives to you *

483
00:25:49,082 --> 00:25:51,317
-* We will go where you lead *

484
00:25:51,351 --> 00:25:54,087
* Always there
in time of need *

485
00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:56,656
-* And when I lose my will *

486
00:25:56,690 --> 00:25:59,125
* You three are there
to push me up the hill *

487
00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:03,663
-* There's no, no
looking back for us *

488
00:26:03,697 --> 00:26:04,864
-* It's amazing, you three *

489
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,299
-* We've got a love *

490
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,535
* Sure enough, that's enough *

491
00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:09,569
-* It's a love thing *

492
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:10,737
-* You're all *

493
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:14,074
* You're all we need *

494
00:26:14,107 --> 00:26:16,543
-* To get by *

495
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:22,182
-* We need to get by *

496
00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:24,117
* Ah *

497
00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,286
- You know, Valentine's Day,
you're not supposed to say it,

498
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:27,487
but I have a favorite--

499
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,855
-* Like three eagles
protect a nest *

500
00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:30,557
* For you, we'll do-- *
- That was a joke.

501
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:32,392
I was kidding.
That was just a joke.

502
00:26:32,425 --> 00:26:33,693
-* Stand by you
like three tree *

503
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:37,063
* I dare anybody to try
and move we three *

504
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:39,466
-* Darlings,
in you I've found *

505
00:26:39,499 --> 00:26:42,235
* Strength where
I was torn down *

506
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,104
-* Don't know
what's in store *

507
00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,673
* But together, we
can open any door *

508
00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:49,576
- Any door, and then lock
and close it behind us.

509
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,710
Yes.

510
00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,345
-* Inspire you
a little higher *

511
00:26:52,379 --> 00:26:55,782
-* I know you three can
make a man out of a soul *

512
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,250
* That didn't have a goal *

513
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,451
-* 'Cause we *

514
00:26:58,485 --> 00:27:01,454
* We've got the right
foundation *

515
00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:02,722
- It's unusual.

516
00:27:02,756 --> 00:27:05,358
-* And with love
and determination *

517
00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:08,561
- You get some crazy
looks, even in Brooklyn.

518
00:27:08,595 --> 00:27:11,398
But I'm telling you, this
relationship is working.

519
00:27:11,431 --> 00:27:12,899
It's extraordinary.

520
00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,435
It's mathematically
unbelievable.

521
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,504
-* Under the sun
wrapped up into one *

522
00:27:17,537 --> 00:27:19,072
* You're all *

523
00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:24,044
* You're all we need *

524
00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,813
* You're all we need *

525
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:29,449
- I told you words
wouldn't do it.

526
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,317
-* You're all we need *

527
00:27:31,351 --> 00:27:32,686
- Ow!

528
00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:35,555
-* To get by *

529
00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:40,760
* We need to get by *

530
00:27:40,794 --> 00:27:43,663
* Ah *

531
00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:49,903
* You're all we
need to get by *

532
00:27:49,936 --> 00:27:52,272
- It doesn't get any better.

533
00:27:52,305 --> 00:27:54,074
It doesn't get any better.

534
00:27:54,107 --> 00:27:56,242
And that rhymes,
ladies and gentlemen,

535
00:27:56,276 --> 00:27:59,412
with Mr. Eddie Vedder!

536
00:27:59,446 --> 00:28:00,914
-* To get by *

537
00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:03,016
[cheering]

538
00:28:03,016 --> 00:28:06,186
* Ah *

539
00:28:06,219 --> 00:28:08,655
["the waiting" playing]

540
00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:15,662
* *

541
00:28:24,104 --> 00:28:28,274
-* Oh, baby, don't it feel
like heaven right now? *

542
00:28:28,308 --> 00:28:32,045
* Don't it feel like
something from a dream? *

543
00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:36,049
* Oh, I've never known
nothing quite like this *

544
00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:39,953
* Don't it feel like tonight
might never be again? *

545
00:28:40,053 --> 00:28:43,757
* Baby, we know better
than try and pretend *

546
00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:47,427
* Honey, no one could've
ever told me about this *

547
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:48,962
* I said, yeah, yeah *

548
00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:49,963
* Yeah, yeah *

549
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:51,831
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

550
00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:55,769
* The waiting is
the hardest part *

551
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:59,372
* Every day you
see one more card *

552
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,341
* You take it on faith *

553
00:29:01,374 --> 00:29:03,410
* You take it to the heart *

554
00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:07,080
* The waiting is
the hardest part *

555
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:10,550
* *

556
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:14,688
* Yeah, I might have chased
a couple women around *

557
00:29:14,721 --> 00:29:18,091
* All it ever got me was down *

558
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:22,362
* Yeah, then there were those
that made me feel good *

559
00:29:22,395 --> 00:29:26,366
* But never as good
as I'm feeling right now *

560
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:30,103
* Baby, you're the only
one that's ever known how *

561
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:33,773
* To make me want to live
like I wanna live now *

562
00:29:33,807 --> 00:29:35,108
* I said, yeah, yeah *

563
00:29:35,141 --> 00:29:36,109
* Yeah, yeah *

564
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:37,944
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

565
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:41,915
* The waiting is
the hardest part *

566
00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:45,518
* Every day you
get one more yard *

567
00:29:45,552 --> 00:29:47,420
* You take it on faith *

568
00:29:47,454 --> 00:29:49,422
* You take it to the heart *

569
00:29:49,456 --> 00:29:53,593
* The waiting is
the hardest part *

570
00:29:53,626 --> 00:30:00,633
* *

571
00:30:08,742 --> 00:30:12,212
How about the magic that
is Questlove and The Roots?

572
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:15,181
[cheering]

573
00:30:15,215 --> 00:30:18,618
* *

574
00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,220
This is a Tom Petty song.

575
00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:25,959
I sure miss that man.

576
00:30:29,062 --> 00:30:30,263
I was thinking
about all the people

577
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:35,969
that could be here
that we'd be missing,

578
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:38,138
we will be missing tonight.

579
00:30:38,171 --> 00:30:39,706
Like, I'll just say one word.

580
00:30:39,739 --> 00:30:41,241
One name.

581
00:30:41,274 --> 00:30:45,912
And just think, imagine
if she were here.

582
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:48,314
Gilda.

583
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:49,716
[cheering]

584
00:30:49,749 --> 00:30:52,152
Gilda Radner would be here.

585
00:30:52,185 --> 00:30:54,454
She would not miss this.

586
00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:58,958
Phil Hartman.

587
00:30:58,992 --> 00:31:01,428
[cheering]

588
00:31:01,461 --> 00:31:02,595
Tom Davis.

589
00:31:02,629 --> 00:31:05,832
The genius, Hal Willner.

590
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,200
Michael O'Donoghue.

591
00:31:09,903 --> 00:31:11,705
Chris Farley.

592
00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:13,139
[cheering]

593
00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:14,674
Norm MacDonald.

594
00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:20,113
John Belushi.

595
00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,982
[cheering]

596
00:31:25,785 --> 00:31:26,786
He's in our hearts.

597
00:31:28,788 --> 00:31:31,424
He's in your heart, so it
feels like you could

598
00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:36,196
pull him down to be here.

599
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:38,998
John, the gang is all here.

600
00:31:41,601 --> 00:31:43,103
Sometimes you get lucky.

601
00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:46,139
You have a dream and--

602
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:48,975
like, I had one with Tom.

603
00:31:49,009 --> 00:31:50,810
And it's not even like a dream.

604
00:31:50,844 --> 00:31:52,112
It's real.

605
00:31:52,145 --> 00:31:53,747
You're having
a conversation you've

606
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:58,318
never had before with someone
that you've been missing.

607
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:03,857
And then-- and then he says,
at some point, I got to go.

608
00:32:03,890 --> 00:32:05,392
And you're like, no, Tom.

609
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:06,559
Tom.

610
00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,728
Two more questions.

611
00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:11,364
He says, I gotta go.

612
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:14,200
And one more question.

613
00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:15,335
He says, Eddie.

614
00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:16,369
Eddie.

615
00:32:18,338 --> 00:32:19,739
It's going to be OK.

616
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,710
And then you say,
but-- but just--

617
00:32:23,743 --> 00:32:24,744
Tom, one.

618
00:32:28,815 --> 00:32:29,983
And he says,

619
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,851
* Don't let it kill you, babe *

620
00:32:31,885 --> 00:32:33,720
* Don't let it get to you *

621
00:32:33,753 --> 00:32:35,655
* Don't let it kill you, babe *

622
00:32:35,689 --> 00:32:37,691
* Don't let it get to you *

623
00:32:37,724 --> 00:32:39,559
* I'll be your bleeding heart *

624
00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:41,428
* I'll be your crying fool *

625
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,329
* Don't let this go too far *

626
00:32:43,363 --> 00:32:45,298
* Don't let it get to you *

627
00:33:10,557 --> 00:33:11,591
* I said yeah, yeah *

628
00:33:11,624 --> 00:33:12,592
* Yeah, yeah *

629
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,961
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

630
00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:18,898
* The waiting is
the hardest part *

631
00:33:18,932 --> 00:33:22,135
* Every day you
get one more yard *

632
00:33:22,168 --> 00:33:24,270
* You take it on faith *

633
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,306
* You take it to the heart *

634
00:33:26,339 --> 00:33:33,146
* The waiting is
the hardest part *

635
00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:40,186
* I said the waiting
is the hardest part *

636
00:33:43,590 --> 00:33:50,597
* *

637
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:56,369
* Oh *

638
00:34:00,774 --> 00:34:04,644
* Yeah, it's the hardest part *

639
00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:11,685
* *

640
00:34:33,907 --> 00:34:37,377
[cheering]

641
00:34:45,085 --> 00:34:46,786
One, two, three

642
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:50,123
* Calling Mister Oswald
with the swastika tattoo *

643
00:34:50,156 --> 00:34:51,458
* Now we've got trouble *

644
00:34:51,491 --> 00:34:52,726
* We got coming and we
don't know what-- *

645
00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:53,727
No, no.

646
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:54,761
Stop, stop.

647
00:34:58,631 --> 00:34:59,632
We ain't doing that.

648
00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:05,038
["corduroy" playing]

649
00:35:05,071 --> 00:35:12,078
* *

650
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:33,667
* The waiting drove me mad *

651
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:37,704
* You're finally
here and I'm a mess *

652
00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:40,974
* I take your entrance back *

653
00:35:41,074 --> 00:35:44,811
* Can't let you roam
inside my head *

654
00:35:44,844 --> 00:35:48,314
* I don't want to take
what you can give *

655
00:35:48,348 --> 00:35:52,085
* I would rather starve
than eat your bread *

656
00:35:52,085 --> 00:35:55,522
* I would rather run,
but I can't walk *

657
00:35:55,555 --> 00:35:59,626
* Guess I'll lie alone
just like before *

658
00:35:59,659 --> 00:36:06,666
* *

659
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:20,246
* I'll take
the varmint's path *

660
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,950
* And I must refuse your test *

661
00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:27,587
* Push me and I will resist *

662
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:31,091
* This behavior's not unique *

663
00:36:31,124 --> 00:36:34,828
* I don't want to hear
from those who know *

664
00:36:34,861 --> 00:36:38,465
* They can buy but can't
put on my clothes *

665
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:41,901
* I don't want to limp
for them to walk *

666
00:36:41,935 --> 00:36:45,538
* Never would have
known of me before *

667
00:36:45,572 --> 00:36:48,975
* I don't want to be
held in your debt *

668
00:36:49,075 --> 00:36:52,345
* I'll pay it off
in blood, let I be wed *

669
00:36:52,379 --> 00:36:55,949
* No, I'm already cut
up and half dead *

670
00:36:55,982 --> 00:37:00,020
* I'll end up alone
like I began *

671
00:37:00,020 --> 00:37:01,621
* Yeah *

672
00:37:01,654 --> 00:37:08,661
* *

673
00:37:14,601 --> 00:37:18,571
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

674
00:37:18,605 --> 00:37:21,775
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

675
00:37:21,808 --> 00:37:25,812
* Yeah, yeah, yeah *

676
00:37:25,845 --> 00:37:28,782
* Yeah, yeah *

677
00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:32,285
* Everything has chains *

678
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:35,488
* Absolutely
everything's changed *

679
00:37:35,522 --> 00:37:39,192
* Take my hand,
not my picture *

680
00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:42,796
* Spilled my tincture *

681
00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:46,066
* I don't want to take
what you can give *

682
00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:49,836
* I would rather starve
than eat your breast *

683
00:37:49,869 --> 00:37:53,373
* All the things that
others want for me *

684
00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:56,810
* Can't buy what I want
because it's free *

685
00:37:56,843 --> 00:38:00,347
* Can't buy what I want
because it's free *

686
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:03,016
* Can't be what you because *

687
00:38:03,016 --> 00:38:05,418
* *

688
00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:08,888
* It supposed to be just fun? *

689
00:38:08,922 --> 00:38:12,325
* To live and die,
let it be done *

690
00:38:12,359 --> 00:38:15,895
* I figure we'll
all be damned *

691
00:38:15,929 --> 00:38:20,033
* All alone like I began *

692
00:38:20,033 --> 00:38:27,040
* *

693
00:38:42,622 --> 00:38:44,290
Here we go!

694
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,525
Come on.

695
00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:46,526
Here we go.

696
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:53,566
* *

697
00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:01,841
[shouting]

698
00:39:01,875 --> 00:39:08,882
* *

699
00:39:56,262 --> 00:39:59,766
[cheering]

700
00:40:14,748 --> 00:40:15,749
- Nightmare *

701
00:40:15,782 --> 00:40:18,985
* I ain't mad at cha *

702
00:40:19,019 --> 00:40:21,254
* I ain't mad at cha *

703
00:40:21,287 --> 00:40:22,255
- Hey!

704
00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:25,792
How's everyone doing tonight?

705
00:40:25,825 --> 00:40:29,029
We're having a good
time, aren't we?

706
00:40:29,062 --> 00:40:30,530
How about all this music?

707
00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:36,770
We got Miley Cyrus,
Brittany Howard,

708
00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:39,472
Bad Bunny, and Eddie Vedder.

709
00:40:39,506 --> 00:40:41,074
Those are some heavy hitters.

710
00:40:43,076 --> 00:40:46,479
Is everyone having a good time?

711
00:40:46,513 --> 00:40:47,747
I can't hear you!

712
00:40:50,717 --> 00:40:53,586
Well, I'm not.

713
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,355
I've been disrespected.

714
00:40:55,388 --> 00:40:59,893
Lorne Michaels, you have
disrespected me, bitch.

715
00:40:59,926 --> 00:41:03,296
It's a night of great music,
and nobody asked me to sing.

716
00:41:03,329 --> 00:41:04,497
Nobody!

717
00:41:04,531 --> 00:41:07,100
Dis-re-spect!

718
00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:10,704
Well, I got the mic now,
and I'm going to sing.

719
00:41:10,737 --> 00:41:12,605
And I don't care what
Lorne Michaels thinks.

720
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:13,940
He's going to be
dead in a week.

721
00:41:17,277 --> 00:41:18,478
It's true!

722
00:41:18,511 --> 00:41:20,313
I went out to the Hamptons
a while back,

723
00:41:20,347 --> 00:41:23,249
and Lorne says, I'm only going
to stay alive until the 50th.

724
00:41:25,852 --> 00:41:30,824
Then I'm going to kick
the bucket, Then I said,

725
00:41:30,857 --> 00:41:33,727
please let me sing
at the 50th so I can

726
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,428
show you how much I love you.

727
00:41:35,462 --> 00:41:37,097
He said, I don't even know you.

728
00:41:39,265 --> 00:41:43,403
Then he said, go
park Tina's car.

729
00:41:43,436 --> 00:41:45,505
That's disrespect.

730
00:41:45,538 --> 00:41:48,675
He thought I was Tina's
driver, which is ridiculous

731
00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:51,511
because everyone knows
Tina like her drivers

732
00:41:51,544 --> 00:41:52,846
young and Dominican.

733
00:41:56,349 --> 00:41:57,584
Well, guess what?

734
00:41:57,617 --> 00:41:58,918
I'm going to sing my hit.

735
00:41:58,952 --> 00:41:59,919
Hit it!

736
00:41:59,953 --> 00:42:01,721
1, 2, 3, 4.

737
00:42:01,755 --> 00:42:05,558
* Rocket, I'm taking a rocket *

738
00:42:05,592 --> 00:42:08,495
* I'm packing my suitcase *

739
00:42:08,528 --> 00:42:11,798
* Hey, look out, moon! *

740
00:42:11,831 --> 00:42:14,467
* Yeah, a rocket *

741
00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:17,404
* Into outer space *

742
00:42:17,437 --> 00:42:20,140
* Goodbye, human race *

743
00:42:20,173 --> 00:42:23,710
* I'll be there soon *

744
00:42:23,743 --> 00:42:28,181
* Blast off for fun
and adventure *

745
00:42:28,214 --> 00:42:31,217
* Yes, sir, adventure *

746
00:42:31,251 --> 00:42:33,720
* Collecting stones *

747
00:42:33,753 --> 00:42:36,256
* Yeah, it's my way *

748
00:42:36,289 --> 00:42:39,092
* Or the old space highway *

749
00:42:39,092 --> 00:42:41,795
* That's what they all say *

750
00:42:41,828 --> 00:42:43,863
* There go Astronaut Jones *

751
00:42:43,897 --> 00:42:44,898
* Yay! *

752
00:42:47,434 --> 00:42:48,401
Oh, yeah.

753
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:49,903
What did I tell you, Lorne?

754
00:42:49,936 --> 00:42:50,937
I can sing!

755
00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:52,906
I'm an incredible singer.

756
00:42:52,939 --> 00:42:57,110
I could have been down with
KC and the Sunshine Band.

757
00:42:57,110 --> 00:42:58,712
OK, I could have
signed a record deal

758
00:42:58,745 --> 00:43:00,113
with Motown Records.

759
00:43:00,146 --> 00:43:04,517
I could have did a damn
duet with Chaka Khan.

760
00:43:04,551 --> 00:43:05,518
Disrespected!

761
00:43:05,552 --> 00:43:08,822
I will not be disrespected!

762
00:43:08,855 --> 00:43:11,291
* Yes, it's my way *

763
00:43:11,324 --> 00:43:14,060
* Or the old space highway *

764
00:43:14,060 --> 00:43:16,496
* That's what they all say *

765
00:43:16,529 --> 00:43:18,765
* There goes Astronaut Jones *

766
00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:19,799
* Hey! *

767
00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:29,309
Please welcome from way
outer space, the B-52's.

768
00:43:29,342 --> 00:43:31,177
[applause]

769
00:43:31,211 --> 00:43:34,914
["love shack" playing]

770
00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:36,349
-* All right *

771
00:43:36,383 --> 00:43:43,223
* *

772
00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:46,092
-* If you see a faded sign *

773
00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:47,560
* At the side of the road *

774
00:43:47,594 --> 00:43:50,096
* That says 15 miles to the *

775
00:43:50,096 --> 00:43:53,533
-* Love Shack! *

776
00:43:53,566 --> 00:43:58,405
* Love Shack, yeah, yeah *

777
00:43:58,438 --> 00:44:05,078
-* I'm heading down
the Atlanta highway *

778
00:44:05,111 --> 00:44:10,083
* Lookin' for a love getaway *

779
00:44:10,116 --> 00:44:13,353
* Headed for a love getaway *

780
00:44:13,386 --> 00:44:14,954
-* I got me a car *

781
00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:16,623
* It's as big as a whale *

782
00:44:16,656 --> 00:44:18,425
* And we're heading on down *

783
00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,427
* To the Love Shack *

784
00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,562
* I got me a Chrysler *

785
00:44:22,595 --> 00:44:23,963
* It seats about 20 *

786
00:44:24,064 --> 00:44:27,467
* So hurry up and bring
your jukebox money *

787
00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:31,738
-* The Love Shack is
a little old place where *

788
00:44:31,771 --> 00:44:36,743
* We can get together *

789
00:44:36,776 --> 00:44:40,613
* Love Shack, baby *

790
00:44:40,647 --> 00:44:42,415
-* Love Shack, baby *

791
00:44:42,449 --> 00:44:43,550
-* Love Shack *

792
00:44:43,583 --> 00:44:45,952
* Baby, Love Shack *

793
00:44:45,985 --> 00:44:47,153
* Love Shack *

794
00:44:47,187 --> 00:44:49,089
* Baby, Love Shack *

795
00:44:49,089 --> 00:44:53,093
-* Ooh, love, baby, that's
where it's at, yeah *

796
00:44:53,126 --> 00:44:54,094
-* Love Shack *

797
00:44:54,127 --> 00:44:57,097
-* Love is where it's at *

798
00:44:57,097 --> 00:45:00,233
* Sign says stay away, fools *

799
00:45:00,266 --> 00:45:03,536
* 'Cause love rules
at the Love Shack *

800
00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:07,040
-* Well, it's set way back
in the middle of a field *

801
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,842
* Just a funky old shack *

802
00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:11,244
* And I gotta get back *

803
00:45:11,277 --> 00:45:14,814
-* Glitter on my mattress *

804
00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:18,485
* Glitter on the highway *

805
00:45:18,518 --> 00:45:22,088
* Glitter on my front porch *

806
00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:25,158
* Glitter on the highway *

807
00:45:25,191 --> 00:45:29,362
-* The Love Shack is
a little old place where *

808
00:45:29,396 --> 00:45:34,467
* We can get together *

809
00:45:34,501 --> 00:45:38,104
* Love Shack, baby *

810
00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:39,873
-* Love Shack, baby *

811
00:45:39,906 --> 00:45:41,574
-* Love Shack. *

812
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,309
* That's where it's at *

813
00:45:43,343 --> 00:45:45,211
* Love Shack. *

814
00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,213
* That's where it's at *

815
00:45:47,247 --> 00:45:48,715
-* Huggin' and a-kissin' *

816
00:45:48,748 --> 00:45:50,684
* Dancin' and a-lovin' *

817
00:45:50,717 --> 00:45:52,118
* Wearin' next to nothin' *

818
00:45:52,152 --> 00:45:54,120
* 'Cause it's hot as an oven *

819
00:45:54,154 --> 00:45:57,757
* The whole shack shimmies *

820
00:45:57,791 --> 00:46:01,461
* The whole shack shimmies *

821
00:46:01,494 --> 00:46:03,229
* The whole shack shimmies *

822
00:46:03,263 --> 00:46:05,031
* When everybody's movin' *

823
00:46:05,031 --> 00:46:08,902
* Around and around
and around and around *

824
00:46:08,935 --> 00:46:10,503
-* Everybody's movin' *

825
00:46:10,537 --> 00:46:12,472
* Everybody's groovin' baby *

826
00:46:12,505 --> 00:46:16,176
-* Folks lining up
outside just to get down *

827
00:46:16,209 --> 00:46:17,711
-* Everybody's movin' *

828
00:46:17,744 --> 00:46:19,312
* Everybody's groovin' baby *

829
00:46:19,346 --> 00:46:21,247
-* Funky little shack *

830
00:46:21,281 --> 00:46:24,317
* Funky little shack *

831
00:46:24,351 --> 00:46:31,358
* *

832
00:46:37,597 --> 00:46:39,265
* Hop in my Chrysler *

833
00:46:39,299 --> 00:46:40,934
* It's as big as a whale *

834
00:46:40,967 --> 00:46:43,303
* And it's about to set sail *

835
00:46:43,336 --> 00:46:44,537
-* You know it *

836
00:46:44,571 --> 00:46:46,639
-* I got me a car *

837
00:46:46,673 --> 00:46:48,208
* It seats about 20 *

838
00:46:48,241 --> 00:46:51,945
* So come on and bring
your jukebox money *

839
00:46:51,978 --> 00:46:55,982
-* The Love Shack is
a little old place where *

840
00:46:56,082 --> 00:47:01,087
* We can get together *

841
00:47:01,121 --> 00:47:04,891
* Love Shack, baby *

842
00:47:04,924 --> 00:47:06,693
-* Love Shack, baby *

843
00:47:06,726 --> 00:47:08,194
-* Love Shack, baby *

844
00:47:08,228 --> 00:47:10,263
* Love Shack *

845
00:47:10,296 --> 00:47:11,831
* Love Shack, baby *

846
00:47:11,865 --> 00:47:13,500
* Love Shack *

847
00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:17,303
-* Ooh, love, baby, that's
where it's at, yeah *

848
00:47:17,337 --> 00:47:18,438
* Love Shack *

849
00:47:18,471 --> 00:47:23,443
-* Mixin' love
is where it's at *

850
00:47:23,476 --> 00:47:30,450
* *

851
00:47:49,235 --> 00:47:54,541
- Hey, New York, SNL 50,
do you want to bang bang?

852
00:47:54,574 --> 00:47:57,677
[crowd cheers]

853
00:47:57,711 --> 00:48:00,180
Hey, Sarah and Bowen, do
you want to bang bang?

854
00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,214
- Yeah!

855
00:48:03,883 --> 00:48:07,287
- Hey, B-52's, do you
want to bang bang?

856
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,321
- Yeah!

857
00:48:11,257 --> 00:48:13,593
- I guess we're ready.

858
00:48:13,626 --> 00:48:14,794
We're ready.

859
00:48:14,828 --> 00:48:18,331
We're ready to bang bang.

860
00:48:18,365 --> 00:48:21,935
* Bang bang bang
on the door, baby *

861
00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:23,370
-* Bang bang *

862
00:48:23,403 --> 00:48:25,472
-* Knock a little
louder, sugar *

863
00:48:25,505 --> 00:48:29,142
-* Bang bang bang
on the door, baby *

864
00:48:29,175 --> 00:48:30,810
-* Bang bang *

865
00:48:30,844 --> 00:48:32,579
-* I can't hear you *

866
00:48:32,612 --> 00:48:36,049
-* Bang bang bang
on the door, baby *

867
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:37,550
-* Bang bang *

868
00:48:37,584 --> 00:48:39,619
-* Knock a little
louder, New York *

869
00:48:39,652 --> 00:48:43,223
-* Bang bang bang
on the door, baby *

870
00:48:43,256 --> 00:48:44,624
-* Bang bang *

871
00:48:44,657 --> 00:48:46,726
-* I can't hear you *

872
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,130
-* Bang bang bang
on the door, baby *

873
00:48:50,163 --> 00:48:53,633
* Bang bang bang
on the door, baby *

874
00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:54,801
-* Knock a little louder *

875
00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:57,103
-* Bang on the door, baby *

876
00:48:57,137 --> 00:48:58,438
-* Knock a little louder *

877
00:48:58,471 --> 00:49:00,640
-* Bang on the door, baby *

878
00:49:00,674 --> 00:49:02,709
* Bang bang *

879
00:49:02,742 --> 00:49:04,144
-* On the door, baby *

880
00:49:04,177 --> 00:49:06,246
-* Bang bang *

881
00:49:06,279 --> 00:49:07,814
-* On the door *

882
00:49:07,847 --> 00:49:09,783
-* Bang bang *

883
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:11,284
-* On the door, sugar *

884
00:49:11,317 --> 00:49:14,621
-* Bang bang *

885
00:49:14,654 --> 00:49:18,124
-* Your what? *

886
00:49:18,158 --> 00:49:21,895
-* Tin roof *

887
00:49:21,928 --> 00:49:24,030
* Rusted *

888
00:49:24,064 --> 00:49:25,298
* Love Shack *

889
00:49:25,331 --> 00:49:27,133
* Baby, Love Shack *

890
00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:29,602
-* Ooh, love, baby *

891
00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,071
* That's where it's at, yeah *

892
00:49:31,104 --> 00:49:32,072
-* Love Shack *

893
00:49:32,105 --> 00:49:34,808
-* Love is where it's at *

894
00:49:34,841 --> 00:49:36,376
* Huggin' and a-kissin' *

895
00:49:36,409 --> 00:49:38,345
* Dancin' and a-lovin' *

896
00:49:38,378 --> 00:49:41,681
* At the Love Shack! *

897
00:49:45,518 --> 00:49:46,519
* Woo! *

898
00:49:49,089 --> 00:49:50,223
- Thank you.

899
00:49:50,256 --> 00:49:52,726
It's our 48th
anniversary this year.

900
00:49:52,759 --> 00:49:53,793
Oh, 48.

901
00:49:53,827 --> 00:49:55,161
Don't shave
the years off, Fred.

902
00:49:55,195 --> 00:49:57,063
- I said 48.
- Oh, OK.

903
00:49:57,097 --> 00:49:58,264
48.
Woo hoo!

904
00:49:58,298 --> 00:49:59,265
- Thank you.

905
00:49:59,299 --> 00:50:00,433
- Thank you.

906
00:50:00,467 --> 00:50:01,968
- Happy anniversary!

907
00:50:02,002 --> 00:50:05,772
Give it up for the B-52s,
Fred Armisen,

908
00:50:05,805 --> 00:50:10,343
Bowen Yang, Sarah Sherman,
and the legendary Roots crew.

909
00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:12,145
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Roots are going to be

910
00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:14,214
our house band all night long.

911
00:50:14,247 --> 00:50:16,549
What a special night this is.

912
00:50:16,583 --> 00:50:19,252
How often do you get to see
Ray Romano at a Backstreet

913
00:50:19,285 --> 00:50:21,521
Boys performance?

914
00:50:21,554 --> 00:50:23,189
- Backstreet's back, baby.

915
00:50:23,223 --> 00:50:24,958
- That's right, that's right.

916
00:50:24,991 --> 00:50:26,292
But this is exciting.

917
00:50:26,326 --> 00:50:28,194
There are thousands
of people here

918
00:50:28,228 --> 00:50:30,196
and hundreds
watching on Peacock.

919
00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:36,136
But tonight, it's
all about the music.

920
00:50:36,169 --> 00:50:39,105
And there have been so many
iconic SNL musical guests

921
00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:40,707
over the past 50 years.

922
00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:42,242
I mean, think about it.

923
00:50:42,275 --> 00:50:44,577
SNL is the first place many
of us were introduced to music

924
00:50:44,611 --> 00:50:50,517
legends like Run-D.M.C.,
Nirvana, and of course,

925
00:50:50,550 --> 00:50:51,551
Timothée Chalamet.

926
00:50:54,054 --> 00:50:55,622
Well, before we go
any further, I just

927
00:50:55,655 --> 00:50:56,823
want to clear something up.

928
00:50:56,856 --> 00:50:58,558
Apparently there's
been some confusion.

929
00:50:58,591 --> 00:51:00,160
This is just a concert.

930
00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:02,862
We're not giving out
any awards tonight,

931
00:51:02,896 --> 00:51:08,068
so I just want to make sure
that everyone knows that.

932
00:51:08,068 --> 00:51:09,069
Tom?

933
00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:10,070
Rita?

934
00:51:11,504 --> 00:51:13,373
We lost Tom Hanks and Rita.

935
00:51:13,406 --> 00:51:14,741
All right.

936
00:51:14,774 --> 00:51:15,742
Sorry, it wasn't their fault.

937
00:51:15,775 --> 00:51:16,743
All right.

938
00:51:16,776 --> 00:51:18,278
Time for your next performance.

939
00:51:18,311 --> 00:51:21,448
Ladies and gentlemen, give it
up for the Backstreet Boys!

940
00:51:21,481 --> 00:51:22,549
Tom!
Rita!

941
00:51:22,582 --> 00:51:23,583
Come back.

942
00:51:26,853 --> 00:51:30,290
["i want it that way" playing]

943
00:51:30,323 --> 00:51:32,892
- Yeah *

944
00:51:34,561 --> 00:51:35,528
- Give it up.

945
00:51:35,562 --> 00:51:40,500
-* Say, you are my fire *

946
00:51:40,533 --> 00:51:45,271
* The one desire *

947
00:51:45,305 --> 00:51:49,342
* Believe when I say *

948
00:51:49,376 --> 00:51:50,410
Help me out

949
00:51:50,443 --> 00:51:54,414
-* I want it that way *

950
00:51:54,447 --> 00:52:00,720
-* When we are
two worlds apart *

951
00:52:00,754 --> 00:52:05,558
* I can't reach to your heart *

952
00:52:05,592 --> 00:52:08,428
* When you say *

953
00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:12,966
* That I want it that way *

954
00:52:13,066 --> 00:52:14,367
* Tell me why *

955
00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:17,537
-* Ain't nothing
but a heartache *

956
00:52:17,570 --> 00:52:19,072
-* Tell me why *

957
00:52:19,072 --> 00:52:22,342
-* Ain't nothing
but a mistake *

958
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:23,476
-* Tell me why *

959
00:52:23,510 --> 00:52:27,313
-* I never want
to hear you say *

960
00:52:27,347 --> 00:52:31,751
-* I want it that way *

961
00:52:31,785 --> 00:52:33,787
-* Am I *

962
00:52:33,820 --> 00:52:36,356
-* Your fire? *

963
00:52:36,389 --> 00:52:38,625
-* The one *

964
00:52:38,658 --> 00:52:41,094
- Desire *

965
00:52:41,127 --> 00:52:42,295
-* Yes, I know *

966
00:52:42,328 --> 00:52:43,329
-* I know *

967
00:52:43,363 --> 00:52:45,632
-* It's too late *

968
00:52:45,665 --> 00:52:50,170
-* But I want it that way *

969
00:52:50,203 --> 00:52:51,604
* Tell me why *

970
00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:54,841
-* Ain't nothing
but a heartache *

971
00:52:54,874 --> 00:52:56,142
-* Tell you why *

972
00:52:56,176 --> 00:52:59,579
-* Ain't nothing
but a mistake *

973
00:52:59,612 --> 00:53:00,780
-* Tell me why *

974
00:53:00,814 --> 00:53:04,317
-* I never want
to hear you say *

975
00:53:04,351 --> 00:53:09,389
-* 'Cause I want it that way *

976
00:53:09,422 --> 00:53:13,860
-* Now I can see that
we're falling apart *

977
00:53:13,893 --> 00:53:17,063
* From the way that
it used to be *

978
00:53:17,063 --> 00:53:20,700
* No matter the distance *

979
00:53:20,734 --> 00:53:23,103
* I want you to know *

980
00:53:23,136 --> 00:53:27,907
* That deep down inside of me *

981
00:53:27,941 --> 00:53:32,178
-* You are my fire *

982
00:53:32,212 --> 00:53:36,683
* My one desire *

983
00:53:36,716 --> 00:53:38,151
* You are *

984
00:53:38,184 --> 00:53:39,319
-* You are *

985
00:53:39,352 --> 00:53:40,353
-* You are *

986
00:53:40,387 --> 00:53:42,088
-* You are *

987
00:53:42,088 --> 00:53:46,793
- 1, 2, you sing

988
00:53:46,826 --> 00:53:51,464
-* Ain't nothing
nothing but a heartache *

989
00:53:51,498 --> 00:53:54,734
* Ain't nothing but a mistake *

990
00:53:54,768 --> 00:53:56,603
-* I want to hear you say *

991
00:53:56,636 --> 00:53:58,605
-* I never want
to hear you # say *

992
00:53:58,638 --> 00:54:00,040
It's your turn to sing.

993
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,441
-* Oh yeah *

994
00:54:01,474 --> 00:54:04,477
-* I want it that way *

995
00:54:04,511 --> 00:54:07,414
-* Tell me why *

996
00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:08,515
- Come on, Paul.
I can see you.

997
00:54:08,548 --> 00:54:09,516
Sing it.

998
00:54:09,549 --> 00:54:11,451
-* Tell me why *

999
00:54:11,484 --> 00:54:14,054
-* Nothing but a mistake *

1000
00:54:14,054 --> 00:54:15,321
Come on.

1001
00:54:15,355 --> 00:54:18,958
-* I never wanna
hear you say *

1002
00:54:19,059 --> 00:54:20,060
- OK, good job.

1003
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:23,129
-* I want it that way *

1004
00:54:23,163 --> 00:54:24,631
- Come on.

1005
00:54:24,664 --> 00:54:29,336
-* Ain't nothing
but a heartache *

1006
00:54:29,369 --> 00:54:32,772
* Ain't nothing but a mistake *

1007
00:54:32,806 --> 00:54:34,074
* Tell me why *

1008
00:54:34,074 --> 00:54:37,744
* I never want
to hear you say *

1009
00:54:37,777 --> 00:54:42,282
* I want it that way *

1010
00:54:42,315 --> 00:54:49,322
-* 'Cause I want it that way *

1011
00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:53,960
- Thank you, "SNL"!

1012
00:54:53,993 --> 00:54:55,261
- Thanks, everybody.

1013
00:54:58,098 --> 00:55:02,435
- Ladies and gentlemen, Devo.

1014
00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:09,476
[applause]

1015
00:55:11,644 --> 00:55:15,115
- The uncontrollable urge.

1016
00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:18,585
["THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE"
PLAYING]

1017
00:55:18,618 --> 00:55:25,592
* *

1018
00:55:43,243 --> 00:55:45,178
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

1019
00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:48,615
* Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah *

1020
00:55:48,648 --> 00:55:50,083
* Yeah,yeah, yeah, yeah *

1021
00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:53,553
* Yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah *

1022
00:55:53,586 --> 00:55:54,954
* Got an urge, got a surge *

1023
00:55:54,988 --> 00:55:57,424
* And it's out of control *

1024
00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:58,458
* Got an urge I wanna purge *

1025
00:55:58,491 --> 00:56:01,628
* 'cause I'm losing control *

1026
00:56:01,661 --> 00:56:02,762
* Uncontrollable urge *

1027
00:56:02,796 --> 00:56:05,365
* I want to tell
you all about it *

1028
00:56:05,398 --> 00:56:06,766
* Got an uncontrollable urge *

1029
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:11,104
* I need to scream
and shout it *

1030
00:56:14,107 --> 00:56:17,043
-* He's got
an uncontrollable urge *

1031
00:56:17,077 --> 00:56:19,846
-* I got an uncontrollable *

1032
00:56:19,879 --> 00:56:22,615
-* He's got
an uncontrollable urge *

1033
00:56:22,649 --> 00:56:24,651
-* I got an uncontrollable *

1034
00:56:24,684 --> 00:56:27,754
-* It's got style,
it's got class *

1035
00:56:27,787 --> 00:56:30,190
* So strong, I
can't let it pass *

1036
00:56:30,223 --> 00:56:31,758
* I gotta tell
you all about it *

1037
00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:35,895
* I gotta scream and shout it *

1038
00:56:44,371 --> 00:56:46,339
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

1039
00:56:46,373 --> 00:56:49,309
* Yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah *

1040
00:56:49,342 --> 00:56:54,714
* Yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah *

1041
00:56:54,748 --> 00:56:56,516
* Got an urge, got a surge *

1042
00:56:56,549 --> 00:56:58,685
* And its out of control *

1043
00:56:58,718 --> 00:57:00,020
* Got an urge I wanna purge *

1044
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:03,023
* I'm losing control *

1045
00:57:03,056 --> 00:57:04,157
* Uncontrollable urge *

1046
00:57:04,190 --> 00:57:06,793
* I want to tell
you all about it *

1047
00:57:06,826 --> 00:57:08,028
* Got an uncontrollable urge *

1048
00:57:08,028 --> 00:57:12,165
* That makes me
scream and shout it *

1049
00:57:12,198 --> 00:57:15,635
* That's right *

1050
00:57:15,669 --> 00:57:18,605
-* He's got
an uncontrollable urge *

1051
00:57:18,638 --> 00:57:21,274
-* Yes, I got
an uncontrollable urge *

1052
00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:24,377
-* He's got
an uncontrollable urge *

1053
00:57:24,411 --> 00:57:27,247
-* I got
an uncontrollable urge *

1054
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,683
* It's got style,
it's got class *

1055
00:57:29,716 --> 00:57:31,885
* So strong, I
can't let it pass *

1056
00:57:31,918 --> 00:57:33,820
* I got to tell
you all about it *

1057
00:57:33,853 --> 00:57:37,524
* I got to scream
and shout it *

1058
00:58:07,754 --> 00:58:09,055
* Got an uncontrollable urge, *

1059
00:58:09,089 --> 00:58:10,724
* I want to tell
you all about it *

1060
00:58:10,757 --> 00:58:11,858
* An uncontrollable urge *

1061
00:58:11,891 --> 00:58:13,326
* That makes me
scream and shout *

1062
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:15,829
* And I said yeah, and yeah *

1063
00:58:15,862 --> 00:58:20,066
* And I said yeah,
yeah, and yeah, yeah *

1064
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:23,036
* And yeah, yeah, and yeah *

1065
00:58:23,069 --> 00:58:25,505
* And yeah yeah yeah yeah *

1066
00:58:25,538 --> 00:58:30,076
* Yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah *

1067
00:58:30,110 --> 00:58:35,415
* Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah *

1068
00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:44,424
[applause]

1069
00:58:52,799 --> 00:58:55,735
["shallow" playing]

1070
00:58:55,769 --> 00:59:02,776
* *

1071
00:59:07,180 --> 00:59:12,018
-* Tell me something, girl *

1072
00:59:12,018 --> 00:59:16,823
* Are you hanging
in the crazy world? *

1073
00:59:16,856 --> 00:59:19,125
* Or do you need more? *

1074
00:59:19,159 --> 00:59:20,860
- Andy, Andy, I'm s--
I gotta stop you.

1075
00:59:20,894 --> 00:59:21,861
- Cause it's bad?

1076
00:59:21,895 --> 00:59:23,863
- Yes, it's very bad.

1077
00:59:23,897 --> 00:59:26,633
- Yeah, I could tell as soon
as I started, it was off.

1078
00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:27,667
- Yeah.

1079
00:59:30,637 --> 00:59:33,506
- Maybe we skip it?

1080
00:59:33,540 --> 00:59:35,675
- Yeah, I think we maybe--

1081
00:59:35,709 --> 00:59:37,577
maybe we could do
something that's

1082
00:59:37,610 --> 00:59:39,946
more in your vocal range?

1083
00:59:40,046 --> 00:59:40,947
- Yeah good thought.

1084
00:59:41,047 --> 00:59:42,115
Good thought, for sure.

1085
00:59:42,148 --> 00:59:43,216
But what?

1086
00:59:43,249 --> 00:59:45,285
I mean, well,
there is one song,

1087
00:59:45,318 --> 00:59:48,254
but Justin's not
here to do his parts.

1088
00:59:48,288 --> 00:59:49,856
[laughter]

1089
00:59:49,889 --> 00:59:54,861
- Andy, don't be a bitch.

1090
00:59:54,894 --> 00:59:56,463
I'll do it with you.

1091
00:59:56,496 --> 00:59:57,597
- OK.

1092
00:59:57,630 --> 01:00:01,001
[applause]

1093
01:00:06,306 --> 01:00:08,742
-* Girl, you know
we've been together *

1094
01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:11,544
* Such a long, long time *

1095
01:00:11,578 --> 01:00:13,413
-* Such a long time *

1096
01:00:13,446 --> 01:00:15,482
-* And now I'm ready *

1097
01:00:15,515 --> 01:00:19,152
* To lay it on the line *

1098
01:00:19,185 --> 01:00:22,489
-* Well, you know
it's Christmas *

1099
01:00:22,522 --> 01:00:25,658
* And my heart is open wide *

1100
01:00:25,692 --> 01:00:26,993
-* Open wide *

1101
01:00:27,027 --> 01:00:28,695
-* Gonna give you something *

1102
01:00:28,728 --> 01:00:31,431
* So you know
what's on my mind *

1103
01:00:31,464 --> 01:00:34,034
-* What's on my mind *

1104
01:00:34,067 --> 01:00:36,202
* A gift real special *

1105
01:00:36,236 --> 01:00:39,572
* So take off the top *

1106
01:00:39,606 --> 01:00:42,275
-* Take a look inside *

1107
01:00:42,308 --> 01:00:44,477
* It's my dick in a box *

1108
01:00:44,511 --> 01:00:46,946
-* It's in a box *

1109
01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:50,216
-* Not gonna get
you a diamond ring *

1110
01:00:50,250 --> 01:00:53,787
* That sort of gift
don't mean anything *

1111
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:57,157
* Not going to get
you a fancy car *

1112
01:00:57,190 --> 01:01:00,460
* Girl, you gotta know
you're my shining star *

1113
01:01:00,493 --> 01:01:03,863
* Not going to get you
a house in the hills *

1114
01:01:03,897 --> 01:01:07,500
* A girl like you
needs something real *

1115
01:01:07,534 --> 01:01:10,837
-* Want to get you
something from the heart *

1116
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:12,939
-* Something special girl *

1117
01:01:12,972 --> 01:01:14,941
* It's my dick in a box *

1118
01:01:17,644 --> 01:01:19,446
-* Cause I'm a mother lover *

1119
01:01:19,479 --> 01:01:20,814
* You're a mother lover *

1120
01:01:20,847 --> 01:01:22,882
* We should fuck each
other's mothers *

1121
01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:28,888
* Fuck each other's moms *

1122
01:01:31,091 --> 01:01:34,327
["lazy sunday" playing]

1123
01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:35,495
- Oh, shit, it's a medley?

1124
01:01:35,528 --> 01:01:36,496
- That's right.

1125
01:01:36,529 --> 01:01:37,497
Andy.

1126
01:01:37,530 --> 01:01:39,966
Let's do this, you bitch.

1127
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,267
- Oh, OK.

1128
01:01:41,301 --> 01:01:44,104
-* Lazy Sunday, wake up
in the late afternoon *

1129
01:01:44,137 --> 01:01:45,805
* Call Parnell just
to see how he's doing *

1130
01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:47,574
- Hello. *
-* What up, Parn? *

1131
01:01:47,607 --> 01:01:48,842
-* Yo, Samberg,
What's crackin'? *

1132
01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:50,143
-* You thinking
what I'm thinking? *

1133
01:01:50,176 --> 01:01:51,478
- Narnia! *
-* Man, it's happening *

1134
01:01:51,511 --> 01:01:52,645
-* But first,
my hunger pains *

1135
01:01:52,679 --> 01:01:53,980
* Are sticking like duct tape *

1136
01:01:54,014 --> 01:01:55,148
-* Let's hit up Magnolia *

1137
01:01:55,181 --> 01:01:56,449
* And mack on some cupcakes *

1138
01:01:56,483 --> 01:01:57,450
-* No doubt that bakery's *

1139
01:01:57,484 --> 01:01:58,985
* Got all the bomb frosting *

1140
01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:00,053
-* I love those cupcakes *

1141
01:02:00,086 --> 01:02:01,721
* Like McAdams loves Gosselin *

1142
01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:02,922
["not like us" playing]

1143
01:02:02,956 --> 01:02:04,057
- Wait, what?

1144
01:02:04,057 --> 01:02:05,425
This has nothing
to do with our song.

1145
01:02:05,458 --> 01:02:07,060
- I know, but I
still want to do it.

1146
01:02:07,060 --> 01:02:08,128
- It feels weird, but OK.

1147
01:02:08,161 --> 01:02:10,463
One last time.

1148
01:02:10,497 --> 01:02:11,464
-* Hit em, Parn! *

1149
01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:15,935
- Mustard *

1150
01:02:15,969 --> 01:02:17,170
- Two *
-* No six *

1151
01:02:17,203 --> 01:02:18,872
-* No twelve *
-* Baker's dozen *

1152
01:02:18,905 --> 01:02:19,906
-* I told you that I'm crazy *

1153
01:02:19,939 --> 01:02:21,408
* For these cupcakes, cousin *

1154
01:02:21,441 --> 01:02:22,609
-* Yo, where's
the movie playing? *

1155
01:02:22,642 --> 01:02:23,843
-* Upper West Side, dude *

1156
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:25,078
-* Well, let's
hit up Yahoo Maps *

1157
01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:26,312
* To find the dopest route *

1158
01:02:26,346 --> 01:02:27,681
-* I prefer MapQuest *

1159
01:02:27,714 --> 01:02:29,082
-* That's a good one, too *

1160
01:02:29,115 --> 01:02:30,617
-* Google Maps is the best *
-* True that *

1161
01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:31,618
-* Double true! *

1162
01:02:31,651 --> 01:02:32,919
-* 68th and Broadway *

1163
01:02:32,952 --> 01:02:34,087
-* Step on it, sucker! *

1164
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:35,221
-* What do you
want to do, Chris? *

1165
01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:36,823
-* Snack attack,
motherfucker! *

1166
01:02:36,856 --> 01:02:39,125
-* Mm, whatcha say *

1167
01:02:39,159 --> 01:02:42,562
* Mm that you only mean well *

1168
01:02:42,595 --> 01:02:44,397
* Well of course you did *

1169
01:02:44,431 --> 01:02:47,100
* Mm, whatcha say *

1170
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:51,338
* Mm, that it's
all for the best *

1171
01:02:51,371 --> 01:02:53,506
* Because it is *

1172
01:02:53,540 --> 01:03:00,547
* *

1173
01:03:05,218 --> 01:03:11,825
-* I just had sex *

1174
01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:15,228
* And it felt so good *

1175
01:03:15,261 --> 01:03:16,496
-* Felt so good *

1176
01:03:16,529 --> 01:03:19,165
-* A woman let
me put my penis *

1177
01:03:19,199 --> 01:03:21,368
* Inside of her *

1178
01:03:21,401 --> 01:03:23,903
* I just had sex *

1179
01:03:23,937 --> 01:03:26,940
-* I never thought
I'd be on a boat *

1180
01:03:26,973 --> 01:03:30,110
* It's a big blue watery road *

1181
01:03:30,143 --> 01:03:34,581
* Poseidon look at me *

1182
01:03:34,614 --> 01:03:36,883
-* Look at me *

1183
01:03:36,916 --> 01:03:39,285
-* Never thought
I'd see the day *

1184
01:03:39,319 --> 01:03:43,089
* When a big boat
coming my way *

1185
01:03:43,089 --> 01:03:46,393
* Believe me when I say *

1186
01:03:46,426 --> 01:03:48,128
* I fucked a mermaid *

1187
01:03:48,161 --> 01:03:53,733
-* This is the tale
of Captain Jack Sparrow *

1188
01:03:53,767 --> 01:04:00,740
* A mystical hymn
on the seven seas *

1189
01:04:00,774 --> 01:04:03,443
-* Not gonna get you
a house in the hills *

1190
01:04:03,476 --> 01:04:07,047
* A girl like you
needs something real *

1191
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,482
* Wanna get you something
from the heart *

1192
01:04:09,516 --> 01:04:13,453
-* Take a look
at the motherfucking boat *

1193
01:04:13,486 --> 01:04:15,121
-* This is the tale *

1194
01:04:15,155 --> 01:04:16,656
-* This is the tale *

1195
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:19,693
* This is the tale, whoa *

1196
01:04:19,726 --> 01:04:21,428
* This is the tale *

1197
01:04:21,461 --> 01:04:22,962
* This is the tale *

1198
01:04:23,063 --> 01:04:26,433
* This is the tale, whoa *

1199
01:04:26,466 --> 01:04:31,771
* I jizzed in my pants *

1200
01:04:31,805 --> 01:04:35,275
* *

1201
01:04:35,308 --> 01:04:40,747
[applause]

1202
01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:56,529
-* It's the joint *

1203
01:04:56,563 --> 01:04:59,165
* We going to prove to the
world that we're for real *

1204
01:04:59,199 --> 01:05:00,500
* We're going to prove
to everybody *

1205
01:05:00,533 --> 01:05:02,369
- What's up, everybody?

1206
01:05:02,402 --> 01:05:04,037
How y'all doing tonight?

1207
01:05:04,037 --> 01:05:05,905
[applause]

1208
01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:08,341
Mwah, mwah.

1209
01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:10,243
I love all of your faces.

1210
01:05:10,276 --> 01:05:11,611
Look at you.

1211
01:05:11,644 --> 01:05:14,114
It's great to be here
in New York for SNL's 50th

1212
01:05:14,147 --> 01:05:15,882
anniversary homecoming.

1213
01:05:15,915 --> 01:05:19,552
A lot of people ask me
how I became SNL's longest

1214
01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:20,720
serving cast member.

1215
01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:21,921
[applause]

1216
01:05:21,955 --> 01:05:22,956
Thank you.

1217
01:05:25,158 --> 01:05:26,493
It's pretty simple.

1218
01:05:26,526 --> 01:05:27,594
I got dirt on everybody.

1219
01:05:27,627 --> 01:05:28,962
[laughter]

1220
01:05:29,062 --> 01:05:32,365
Yeah, you know what you
did, Jon Lovitz, all right?

1221
01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:35,135
All right, no,
seriously, I am here

1222
01:05:35,168 --> 01:05:38,271
to introduce a musical icon.

1223
01:05:38,304 --> 01:05:40,106
She's one of the most
influential artist--

1224
01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:41,107
[mic muffles]

1225
01:05:41,141 --> 01:05:43,910
--of all time-- dropping mics--

1226
01:05:43,943 --> 01:05:46,079
in any genre.

1227
01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:50,684
Her debut solo album "The
Miseducation of Lauryn Hill"--

1228
01:05:50,717 --> 01:05:54,087
[applause]

1229
01:05:54,087 --> 01:05:59,492
--sold so many records,
won so many awards

1230
01:05:59,526 --> 01:06:02,328
and impacted so many people.

1231
01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:05,265
She didn't even have
to put out another one.

1232
01:06:05,298 --> 01:06:07,667
She just said, that's it.

1233
01:06:07,701 --> 01:06:08,702
[laughter]

1234
01:06:08,735 --> 01:06:11,137
And it was.

1235
01:06:11,171 --> 01:06:14,441
So please welcome--
get on your feet--

1236
01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:19,379
the legendary Ms. Lauryn Hill.

1237
01:06:19,412 --> 01:06:22,615
- Rewind the gunshot forward.

1238
01:06:22,649 --> 01:06:24,150
It's a weary one.

1239
01:06:24,184 --> 01:06:27,454
- Live and direct from New York
City with Ms. Lauryn Hill and

1240
01:06:27,487 --> 01:06:28,755
Mr. Wyclef Jean.

1241
01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:38,064
[laughs]

1242
01:07:01,521 --> 01:07:02,489
["lost ones" playing]

1243
01:07:02,522 --> 01:07:04,024
- You ready?
- Yeah.

1244
01:07:04,024 --> 01:07:05,492
- Let's go.
Everybody get up.

1245
01:07:05,525 --> 01:07:06,493
- Let's go.
- Get up now.

1246
01:07:06,526 --> 01:07:07,494
- Let's go.
- Get up now.

1247
01:07:07,527 --> 01:07:08,528
- New York.
- Get up now.

1248
01:07:08,561 --> 01:07:10,030
- Let's go.
- Get up now.

1249
01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:12,132
Yeah, we got Jersey
in the house.

1250
01:07:12,165 --> 01:07:13,700
- Y'all better make some
noise for Wyclef Jean.

1251
01:07:13,733 --> 01:07:15,602
- We got Haiti in the house.

1252
01:07:15,635 --> 01:07:17,504
- What you know
about the Fugees?

1253
01:07:17,537 --> 01:07:20,040
- If you love hip hop,
put your hands up.

1254
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:22,942
Before we get started, I know
you got something to say.

1255
01:07:23,043 --> 01:07:24,644
You got something
you want to tell me?

1256
01:07:24,678 --> 01:07:25,945
Let's work.
- Ladies.

1257
01:07:26,046 --> 01:07:27,347
- Let's get it started.

1258
01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:28,748
Come on.

1259
01:07:28,782 --> 01:07:30,817
-* It's funny how money
change a situation *

1260
01:07:30,850 --> 01:07:33,386
* Miscommunication
lead to complication *

1261
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:35,422
* My emancipation don't
fit your equation *

1262
01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:38,158
* I was on the humble,
you on every station. *

1263
01:07:38,191 --> 01:07:40,460
* Some want to play young
Lauryn like she dumb *

1264
01:07:40,493 --> 01:07:42,429
* But remember not a game
new under the sun *

1265
01:07:42,462 --> 01:07:44,631
* Everything you did has
all ready been done *

1266
01:07:44,664 --> 01:07:47,200
* I know all the tricks
from New York to Kingston *

1267
01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:49,536
* My ting done mad
your Kingdom want to run *

1268
01:07:49,569 --> 01:07:51,871
* Understand,
L-Boogie non violent *

1269
01:07:51,905 --> 01:07:54,240
* If a thing test me,
then run for my gun *

1270
01:07:54,274 --> 01:07:56,142
* Can't take a threat
to my newborn son *

1271
01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:57,444
-* We used to be number 10 *
- What? *

1272
01:07:57,477 --> 01:07:58,878
-* Now we permanent one *

1273
01:07:58,912 --> 01:08:00,013
* I won some *

1274
01:08:00,013 --> 01:08:01,214
* I lost one *

1275
01:08:01,247 --> 01:08:03,416
* Wyclef definitely done *

1276
01:08:03,450 --> 01:08:05,385
* Came to represent
with L-Boogie *

1277
01:08:05,418 --> 01:08:07,020
* The rocket, sock it *
* Go it, show it *

1278
01:08:07,053 --> 01:08:08,521
* Squeeze it, tease it *
* Lady, please it and cool it *

1279
01:08:08,555 --> 01:08:09,789
* I love the *
* Hey, hey, hey *

1280
01:08:09,823 --> 01:08:11,057
* She do it *
* Rough and tough *

1281
01:08:11,091 --> 01:08:12,625
* Another bluffer
money make a lady *

1282
01:08:12,659 --> 01:08:15,195
* Educated independent
radiation high inflation *

1283
01:08:15,228 --> 01:08:16,830
* Before the YouTube
it was me and you. *

1284
01:08:16,863 --> 01:08:18,098
-* What else? *

1285
01:08:18,131 --> 01:08:19,165
-* Before the IG,
it was me and you. *

1286
01:08:19,199 --> 01:08:20,500
-* What else? *

1287
01:08:20,533 --> 01:08:22,435
-* Before the TikTok,
we had the views. *

1288
01:08:22,469 --> 01:08:23,503
* Put your hands up. *

1289
01:08:23,536 --> 01:08:24,504
* It's a billion views. *

1290
01:08:24,537 --> 01:08:25,772
* Put your hands in the air *

1291
01:08:25,805 --> 01:08:27,440
* Everybody, put
your hands in the air *

1292
01:08:27,474 --> 01:08:28,942
* Rock with us right now *

1293
01:08:29,042 --> 01:08:31,611
* If you love the Fugees,
let me see side to side *

1294
01:08:31,644 --> 01:08:33,046
* Everybody side # to side.

1295
01:08:33,079 --> 01:08:36,950
-* You might win some
but you really lost one. *

1296
01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:39,753
* You just, the whole
world is so silly. *

1297
01:08:39,786 --> 01:08:40,854
* How come? *

1298
01:08:40,887 --> 01:08:41,888
- One. *

1299
01:08:43,289 --> 01:08:46,626
-* Did you really gain from *

1300
01:08:46,659 --> 01:08:47,694
* What you done done? *

1301
01:08:47,727 --> 01:08:48,928
-* Let's go. *

1302
01:08:48,962 --> 01:08:50,797
* What you done done? *

1303
01:08:50,830 --> 01:08:52,432
* You just really-- *

1304
01:08:52,465 --> 01:08:56,836
- Bing *

1305
01:08:56,870 --> 01:09:00,674
- SNL 50, how you
doing out there?

1306
01:09:00,707 --> 01:09:04,244
Make some noise for Ms.
Lauryn Hill Wyclef Jean.

1307
01:09:04,277 --> 01:09:05,278
- Come on, New York.

1308
01:09:07,547 --> 01:09:09,749
-* It could all be so simple *

1309
01:09:09,783 --> 01:09:11,217
* Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah *

1310
01:09:11,251 --> 01:09:12,719
* Ooh! *

1311
01:09:12,752 --> 01:09:18,858
* But you'd rather
make it hard, oh *

1312
01:09:18,892 --> 01:09:23,863
* Loving you is
like a battle, hey *

1313
01:09:23,897 --> 01:09:27,033
* Oh, here we both
end up with scars *

1314
01:09:27,033 --> 01:09:29,869
* No matter how
I think we grow *

1315
01:09:29,903 --> 01:09:32,872
* You always seem
to let me know *

1316
01:09:32,906 --> 01:09:33,873
* It ain't working *

1317
01:09:33,907 --> 01:09:35,742
* It ain't working *

1318
01:09:35,775 --> 01:09:36,810
* It ain't working *

1319
01:09:36,843 --> 01:09:37,944
* It ain't working *

1320
01:09:38,044 --> 01:09:41,047
* And when I try
to you walk away *

1321
01:09:41,047 --> 01:09:43,717
* You'd hurt yourself
to make me stay *

1322
01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:44,718
* This is crazy *

1323
01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:46,619
* This is crazy *

1324
01:09:46,653 --> 01:09:47,620
* Oh, this is crazy *

1325
01:09:47,654 --> 01:09:50,757
* This is crazy *

1326
01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:52,625
* Oh, this is crazy *

1327
01:09:52,659 --> 01:09:54,160
* Care for me, care for me *

1328
01:09:54,194 --> 01:09:55,695
* Please say you care for me *

1329
01:09:55,729 --> 01:09:58,631
* Never been there for me,
said you'd be there for me *

1330
01:09:58,665 --> 01:09:59,866
* Cry for me, cry for me *

1331
01:09:59,899 --> 01:10:01,401
* You said you'd cry for me *

1332
01:10:01,434 --> 01:10:02,602
* Give to me, give to me *

1333
01:10:02,635 --> 01:10:05,472
* Why won't you live for me? *

1334
01:10:05,505 --> 01:10:07,674
* Why won't you? *

1335
01:10:07,707 --> 01:10:10,210
* I said, why won't you? *

1336
01:10:10,243 --> 01:10:11,678
* Why won't you? *

1337
01:10:11,711 --> 01:10:13,947
* Why won't you? *

1338
01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:15,915
* Why won't you live? *

1339
01:10:15,949 --> 01:10:17,217
* Yeah *

1340
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,219
- "SNL," hands up.

1341
01:10:19,252 --> 01:10:20,720
-* Come on, come
on, come on, baby *

1342
01:10:20,754 --> 01:10:22,188
* Cry, try *

1343
01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:23,189
* Come on baby *

1344
01:10:23,223 --> 01:10:24,524
* Cry *

1345
01:10:24,557 --> 01:10:28,328
* Hey, come on, come
on, come on, come on *

1346
01:10:28,361 --> 01:10:29,329
* Care *

1347
01:10:29,362 --> 01:10:30,730
* Care *

1348
01:10:30,764 --> 01:10:36,002
* Damn right, oh
and give, yeah *

1349
01:10:36,036 --> 01:10:37,003
* Come give, baby *

1350
01:10:37,037 --> 01:10:38,538
* Cry *

1351
01:10:38,571 --> 01:10:40,140
* Come on. *

1352
01:10:40,173 --> 01:10:44,077
I need y'all to make some
noise for Wyclef Jean.

1353
01:10:44,110 --> 01:10:46,880
* - Give it up one time,
"SNL," # Wyclef Jean. *

1354
01:10:46,913 --> 01:10:50,116
* ["911" playing] *

1355
01:10:50,150 --> 01:10:54,454
-* If death comes
to me tonight, girl *

1356
01:10:54,487 --> 01:10:59,492
* I want you to know
that I loved you *

1357
01:10:59,526 --> 01:11:01,327
-* Soul # clap, come on!

1358
01:11:01,361 --> 01:11:05,732
-* And no matter how
tough, I wouldn't dare *

1359
01:11:05,765 --> 01:11:10,103
* Only to you I would
reveal my tears *

1360
01:11:10,136 --> 01:11:12,972
-* Soul clap, # come on!

1361
01:11:13,073 --> 01:11:15,241
-* If this is
the kind of love *

1362
01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:18,244
* that my mom used
to warn me about *

1363
01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:19,746
* I'm in trouble *

1364
01:11:19,779 --> 01:11:20,747
* I'm in trouble *

1365
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:21,915
* I'm in real big trouble *

1366
01:11:21,948 --> 01:11:24,117
* Real big, real
big trouble, oh *

1367
01:11:24,150 --> 01:11:27,587
* If this is the kind
of love that the old folks *

1368
01:11:27,620 --> 01:11:29,289
* used to warn me 'bout *

1369
01:11:29,322 --> 01:11:30,857
* I'm in trouble *

1370
01:11:30,890 --> 01:11:31,858
* I'm in trouble *

1371
01:11:31,891 --> 01:11:33,226
* I'm in real big trouble *

1372
01:11:33,259 --> 01:11:36,262
* Real big, real
big, real big *

1373
01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:42,002
* Someone please call 911 *

1374
01:11:42,102 --> 01:11:45,105
* Tell them I just
been shot down *

1375
01:11:45,138 --> 01:11:47,340
* And the bullet's
in my heart *

1376
01:11:47,374 --> 01:11:54,347
* And it's piercing
through my soul *

1377
01:11:55,515 --> 01:11:57,684
- Hey, "SNL," let's go!

1378
01:11:57,717 --> 01:11:58,918
- Yes!

1379
01:11:58,952 --> 01:11:59,919
Woo!

1380
01:11:59,953 --> 01:12:01,054
- Come on.

1381
01:12:01,087 --> 01:12:02,922
- Hey!

1382
01:12:02,956 --> 01:12:04,557
- Come on!

1383
01:12:04,591 --> 01:12:06,159
"SNL," come on.
- Hey!

1384
01:12:06,192 --> 01:12:07,160
- Let's hear it.

1385
01:12:07,193 --> 01:12:08,161
Come on!

1386
01:12:08,194 --> 01:12:13,700
* *

1387
01:12:13,733 --> 01:12:15,335
- Hands up, "SNL 50."

1388
01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:18,872
* *

1389
01:12:18,905 --> 01:12:21,574
["KILLING ME SOFTLY WITH HIS
SONG" PLAYING]

1390
01:12:21,608 --> 01:12:23,576
- Hold on, hold on.

1391
01:12:23,610 --> 01:12:28,515
- Sound *

1392
01:12:28,548 --> 01:12:29,849
* Listen for a while *

1393
01:12:29,883 --> 01:12:31,384
* And listen for a while *

1394
01:12:31,418 --> 01:12:34,654
Y'all know this one?

1395
01:12:34,688 --> 01:12:38,992
* And there he was,
this young boy *

1396
01:12:39,092 --> 01:12:41,294
* A stranger to my eyes *

1397
01:12:41,327 --> 01:12:42,762
* Let's go, let's go *

1398
01:12:42,796 --> 01:12:45,999
* Strumming my pain
with his fingers *

1399
01:12:46,099 --> 01:12:47,567
* One time, y'all, come on *

1400
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:49,836
* Singing my life
with his words *

1401
01:12:49,869 --> 01:12:52,372
* Sing, two times,
y'all, come on *

1402
01:12:52,405 --> 01:12:55,975
* Killing me softly
with his song *

1403
01:12:56,009 --> 01:13:00,480
* Killing me softly
with his song *

1404
01:13:00,513 --> 01:13:05,352
* Telling my whole
life with his words *

1405
01:13:05,385 --> 01:13:12,392
* Killing me softly,
softly with his song *

1406
01:13:14,861 --> 01:13:16,062
* Take it to the bridge *

1407
01:13:16,096 --> 01:13:22,369
* Whoa, whoa *

1408
01:13:23,570 --> 01:13:24,671
* Come on, everybody,
one time. *

1409
01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:25,672
* Let's go, like-- *

1410
01:13:25,705 --> 01:13:28,708
* La la la la la la *

1411
01:13:28,742 --> 01:13:29,709
* Let's go *

1412
01:13:29,743 --> 01:13:33,346
* Whoa la la la la la *

1413
01:13:33,380 --> 01:13:34,781
* Let's go *

1414
01:13:34,814 --> 01:13:35,849
* Whoa *

1415
01:13:35,882 --> 01:13:36,850
* Let's go *

1416
01:13:36,883 --> 01:13:39,185
* La ahh *

1417
01:13:39,219 --> 01:13:40,186
* Let's go *

1418
01:13:40,220 --> 01:13:42,922
* Ahh *

1419
01:13:42,956 --> 01:13:43,923
* Let's go. *

1420
01:13:43,957 --> 01:13:45,125
* Pick it up. *

1421
01:13:45,158 --> 01:13:49,963
* La ah-ah hey
ah-ah ah-ah ah-ah *

1422
01:13:49,996 --> 01:13:51,131
Happy 50th, "SNL."

1423
01:13:51,164 --> 01:13:53,133
[cheers, applause]

1424
01:13:53,166 --> 01:13:54,300
We love you, Uncle Lawrence.

1425
01:13:54,334 --> 01:13:55,935
[cheers, applause]

1426
01:13:55,969 --> 01:13:57,804
- "SNL 50," make some noise!

1427
01:13:57,837 --> 01:13:59,773
Wyclef Jean, Ms. Lauryn Hill.

1428
01:14:11,818 --> 01:14:13,053
- Check.
- Test.

1429
01:14:13,053 --> 01:14:14,621
- Check, check.
- Test

1430
01:14:14,654 --> 01:14:16,356
- Check, hot mic.
- Test.

1431
01:14:16,389 --> 01:14:18,058
- Oh, test.
- Test.

1432
01:14:18,058 --> 01:14:19,092
- Check, 1, 2.

1433
01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:20,093
- Check.

1434
01:14:20,126 --> 01:14:21,428
- 1, 2.

1435
01:14:21,461 --> 01:14:24,698
- Test, test, test.

1436
01:14:24,731 --> 01:14:25,699
- Popping.

1437
01:14:25,732 --> 01:14:27,367
- Test-- we got a--

1438
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:29,336
we got a piping hot mic.

1439
01:14:29,369 --> 01:14:30,870
Real hot mic here.
- Ah.

1440
01:14:30,904 --> 01:14:31,871
- Gosh.

1441
01:14:31,905 --> 01:14:32,872
- Ow.

1442
01:14:32,906 --> 01:14:35,842
- Could we, uh,
could we settle?

1443
01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:36,876
Let's settle.

1444
01:14:36,910 --> 01:14:38,411
Let's settle.

1445
01:14:38,445 --> 01:14:40,447
Let's focus.

1446
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:41,448
OK, gang?

1447
01:14:41,481 --> 01:14:42,649
[applause]

1448
01:14:42,682 --> 01:14:43,650
I think it'll settle.

1449
01:14:43,683 --> 01:14:44,818
Let's settle.

1450
01:14:44,851 --> 01:14:46,486
Let's take a deep
breath and settle.

1451
01:14:46,519 --> 01:14:48,221
We're all going to settle.

1452
01:14:48,254 --> 01:14:51,257
Can we, can we uh, can we
slap those sliders down?

1453
01:14:51,291 --> 01:14:52,525
Maybe tamp down the dbs?

1454
01:14:52,559 --> 01:14:53,526
- Yeah.

1455
01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:54,961
[mic feedback]

1456
01:14:54,994 --> 01:14:57,163
- Yeah, oh yeah, a lot--
oo, a lot of fuzzy

1457
01:14:57,197 --> 01:14:59,232
bounce on those upper EQs.

1458
01:14:59,265 --> 01:15:01,101
- Yeah.
Can anyboty hear that?

1459
01:15:01,134 --> 01:15:02,469
- Nobody hears that?
- Anyone?

1460
01:15:02,502 --> 01:15:04,037
- No?
- No?

1461
01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:05,472
All right.
- Anyway.

1462
01:15:05,505 --> 01:15:07,173
- Hi, there.
Hi.

1463
01:15:07,207 --> 01:15:08,274
- I'm Marty Culp.

1464
01:15:08,308 --> 01:15:09,242
- Hi there.

1465
01:15:09,275 --> 01:15:10,410
Hi.
Hi.

1466
01:15:10,443 --> 01:15:11,411
Yeah.

1467
01:15:11,444 --> 01:15:12,912
[soft piano music]

1468
01:15:12,946 --> 01:15:14,614
- And I'm Bobbi Mohan-Culp.

1469
01:15:14,647 --> 01:15:16,216
[applause]

1470
01:15:16,249 --> 01:15:17,751
- Wow.
- Wow.

1471
01:15:17,784 --> 01:15:19,119
- Wow.

1472
01:15:19,152 --> 01:15:22,622
- What kick in the pants
tonight has been so far, huh?

1473
01:15:22,655 --> 01:15:23,790
Wow.

1474
01:15:23,823 --> 01:15:25,959
- We have been
backstage, and it's--

1475
01:15:26,059 --> 01:15:29,229
it's just a thick fog
of chronic back there.

1476
01:15:29,262 --> 01:15:31,231
- It really is.

1477
01:15:31,264 --> 01:15:32,899
- A real ganja fest.

1478
01:15:32,932 --> 01:15:34,701
- Sure is, yeah.

1479
01:15:34,734 --> 01:15:39,305
I tripped on what I thought
was a white mohair sweater,

1480
01:15:39,339 --> 01:15:41,975
but it turned out to be
a real mountain of cocaine.

1481
01:15:42,075 --> 01:15:43,209
- Yeah.

1482
01:15:43,243 --> 01:15:44,411
- Just went right over it.

1483
01:15:44,444 --> 01:15:46,312
- Yo, rock and roll
is alive and well.

1484
01:15:46,346 --> 01:15:47,747
- It sure is, yeah.

1485
01:15:47,781 --> 01:15:50,917
- We've been milling
with so many celebrities.

1486
01:15:50,950 --> 01:15:52,752
- It's unbelievable, yeah.

1487
01:15:52,786 --> 01:15:55,188
- Bobbi and I talked
to Ariel Grand.

1488
01:15:55,221 --> 01:15:56,322
- What a cutie.

1489
01:15:56,356 --> 01:15:57,590
What a cutie.

1490
01:15:57,624 --> 01:16:00,493
- For a good while,
asking all of our fan

1491
01:16:00,527 --> 01:16:01,728
questions about "Wicked."

1492
01:16:01,761 --> 01:16:03,063
- About "Wicked," of course.

1493
01:16:03,096 --> 01:16:04,631
Yeah.

1494
01:16:04,664 --> 01:16:07,033
- Turns out, the whole time we
were talking to Paul Shaffer.

1495
01:16:10,470 --> 01:16:11,504
- He looks great.

1496
01:16:11,538 --> 01:16:12,772
- He really does.

1497
01:16:12,806 --> 01:16:14,908
- And he happens to know
a lot about "Wicked."

1498
01:16:14,941 --> 01:16:16,176
- He knows everything.

1499
01:16:16,209 --> 01:16:17,210
- He's a real fan.

1500
01:16:17,243 --> 01:16:18,812
- He should be in "Wicked."

1501
01:16:18,845 --> 01:16:20,880
- Yeah, yeah.

1502
01:16:20,914 --> 01:16:23,049
Anyways, we're
so happy to celebrate

1503
01:16:23,049 --> 01:16:27,387
so many of our favorite past
and present music students

1504
01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,621
who have returned tonight.

1505
01:16:28,655 --> 01:16:29,622
What fun.

1506
01:16:29,656 --> 01:16:30,924
- Edward Vedder.

1507
01:16:30,957 --> 01:16:31,925
- Yeah.

1508
01:16:31,958 --> 01:16:33,059
- Boy.

1509
01:16:33,093 --> 01:16:34,160
Boy, did he land on his feet.

1510
01:16:34,194 --> 01:16:35,161
- He sure did.

1511
01:16:35,195 --> 01:16:36,329
- He really did.

1512
01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:37,964
- Yeah, he landed
right on his feet.

1513
01:16:38,064 --> 01:16:42,202
- Despite the fact he once etch
"Fat dick" on our windshield.

1514
01:16:44,571 --> 01:16:47,774
- Very unique sound,
but kind of a difficult kid.

1515
01:16:47,807 --> 01:16:48,842
Kind of cranky.
- Yeah.

1516
01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:49,843
- Yeah.

1517
01:16:49,876 --> 01:16:51,745
Anyways, what a night.

1518
01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:54,147
Lucky for us, we
were already here

1519
01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:56,182
in the Big Apple
for an appointment

1520
01:16:56,216 --> 01:16:59,753
with a top-tier ophthalmologist
following a bungled

1521
01:16:59,786 --> 01:17:01,388
eclipse sighting last summer.

1522
01:17:03,556 --> 01:17:05,792
We bought a shoddy pin camera.

1523
01:17:05,825 --> 01:17:07,894
It nearly cooked our eyeballs.

1524
01:17:07,927 --> 01:17:10,096
Happened to both of us.

1525
01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:13,500
- We have pretty significant
floaters right now.

1526
01:17:13,533 --> 01:17:18,304
Uh, but it doesn't
stop us from seeing

1527
01:17:18,338 --> 01:17:22,776
so many middle fingers peppered
in both the upper mezzanine

1528
01:17:22,809 --> 01:17:24,778
and and orchestra section.

1529
01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:28,848
It's just-- it's just
unbelievably rude.

1530
01:17:28,882 --> 01:17:31,251
- We're talking about
you, Meryl Streep.

1531
01:17:31,284 --> 01:17:32,485
We see it.

1532
01:17:32,519 --> 01:17:33,753
Yeah.

1533
01:17:33,787 --> 01:17:36,723
[laughter]

1534
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:43,963
And James Gaffigan, you can
tuck those alabaster buns

1535
01:17:44,064 --> 01:17:45,765
right back into your trousers.

1536
01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:47,267
No one wants to see your buns.

1537
01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:55,675
- And Bad Bunny, we can hear
your running commentary.

1538
01:17:55,709 --> 01:17:56,710
Hablamos español.

1539
01:17:59,579 --> 01:18:03,883
And I assure you, my wife's
vagina does not shoot sawdust

1540
01:18:03,917 --> 01:18:05,352
like a confetti cannon.

1541
01:18:08,488 --> 01:18:11,458
Tití me preguntó,
where's the respect?

1542
01:18:13,927 --> 01:18:17,030
We're all family here, gang.

1543
01:18:17,030 --> 01:18:21,901
- And a reminder that tonight
is about music and love.

1544
01:18:21,935 --> 01:18:22,902
- Yeah, it sure is.

1545
01:18:22,936 --> 01:18:24,104
It's actually Valentine's Day.

1546
01:18:24,137 --> 01:18:25,305
- Yes.

1547
01:18:25,338 --> 01:18:28,441
- Yeah, so we invite
you all to snuggle

1548
01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:33,113
under a musical blanket
of sensual funk and

1549
01:18:33,146 --> 01:18:36,049
some mad fresh beats
that slap, no cap.

1550
01:18:38,585 --> 01:18:40,720
- So buckle up.

1551
01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:43,590
Take a beefy honk
from your spliffs.

1552
01:18:43,623 --> 01:18:45,492
- Yeah.

1553
01:18:45,525 --> 01:18:48,828
- We may seem
cheugy, but we think

1554
01:18:48,862 --> 01:18:53,133
we've got enough rizz to serve
up some high key brat.

1555
01:18:53,166 --> 01:18:55,468
- Yeah

1556
01:18:55,502 --> 01:18:57,771
- Two, three, four.

1557
01:18:57,804 --> 01:18:59,439
[upbeat music]

1558
01:18:59,472 --> 01:19:04,577
-* Oo, ooh, *

1559
01:19:04,611 --> 01:19:06,913
* Love to love you, baby *

1560
01:19:07,013 --> 01:19:09,282
* Oh, ooh, *

1561
01:19:09,315 --> 01:19:11,918
* Love to love you, baby *

1562
01:19:12,018 --> 01:19:15,321
* Do that to me one more time *

1563
01:19:15,355 --> 01:19:17,791
* Once is never enough *

1564
01:19:17,824 --> 01:19:22,028
-* With a man like you *

1565
01:19:22,028 --> 01:19:24,597
- Take it from me, sometimes
you have to do it twice

1566
01:19:24,631 --> 01:19:28,401
to get your lady
where she needs to be.

1567
01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:31,938
- A healthy sex life takes
a little work, friends.

1568
01:19:32,038 --> 01:19:35,241
* *

1569
01:19:35,275 --> 01:19:37,377
-* You wanna *

1570
01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:39,346
* You wanna *

1571
01:19:39,379 --> 01:19:41,314
* You want a hot body? *

1572
01:19:41,348 --> 01:19:43,416
* You want a Bugatti? *

1573
01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:45,385
* You want a Maserati? *

1574
01:19:45,418 --> 01:19:47,454
* You better work, bitch *

1575
01:19:47,487 --> 01:19:49,589
* You better work, bitch *

1576
01:19:49,622 --> 01:19:51,958
* Get to work, bitch *

1577
01:19:52,058 --> 01:19:58,565
[applause]

1578
01:19:58,598 --> 01:20:01,735
-* Mommy don't know
Daddy's getting hot *

1579
01:20:01,768 --> 01:20:03,436
* At the body shop *

1580
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:05,805
* Doing something unholy *

1581
01:20:05,839 --> 01:20:08,708
* He sat back while
she's dropping it *

1582
01:20:08,742 --> 01:20:10,276
* She'll be popping it *

1583
01:20:10,310 --> 01:20:12,445
* Yes she put it down slowly *

1584
01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:14,014
* Oh-eh-oh *

1585
01:20:14,047 --> 01:20:16,182
* He left the kids at *

1586
01:20:16,216 --> 01:20:17,384
* Ho-eh-oh-eh home *

1587
01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:20,487
* So he can get that *

1588
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:21,921
* Real hot girl shit *

1589
01:20:21,955 --> 01:20:22,956
* Ah! *

1590
01:20:25,091 --> 01:20:26,593
* Body-ody-ody-ody *
* Ody-ody-ody-ody *

1591
01:20:26,626 --> 01:20:27,594
* Ody-ody-ody-ody *

1592
01:20:27,627 --> 01:20:28,595
* Body-ody-ody-ody-ody *

1593
01:20:28,628 --> 01:20:29,963
* Ody-ody-ody-ody *

1594
01:20:29,996 --> 01:20:31,431
* Body-ody-ody-ody-ody *

1595
01:20:31,464 --> 01:20:32,499
* Ody-ody-ody *

1596
01:20:32,532 --> 01:20:33,500
* Body-ody-ody-ody-ody *

1597
01:20:33,533 --> 01:20:34,501
* Ody-ody-ody *

1598
01:20:34,534 --> 01:20:35,935
-* Body crazy, curvy, wavy, *

1599
01:20:35,969 --> 01:20:37,070
* Big titties, little waist *

1600
01:20:37,103 --> 01:20:38,371
* Body. crazy, curvy, wavy, *

1601
01:20:38,405 --> 01:20:39,572
* Big titties, little waist *

1602
01:20:39,606 --> 01:20:41,775
-* Oh, ah *

1603
01:20:41,808 --> 01:20:44,844
God, I think these frisky
tunes have gotten us a little

1604
01:20:44,878 --> 01:20:45,845
worked up.

1605
01:20:45,879 --> 01:20:46,980
- They sure did.

1606
01:20:47,013 --> 01:20:49,849
How about a breathing
exercise, Marty?

1607
01:20:49,883 --> 01:20:51,284
- Oh, I like that.

1608
01:20:51,317 --> 01:20:52,786
- Ah-oh-ah-oh-ah *

1609
01:20:52,819 --> 01:20:54,287
* Ah-oh-ah-oh-ah *

1610
01:20:54,320 --> 01:20:56,256
* Ah-oh-ah-oh-ah *

1611
01:20:56,289 --> 01:20:57,257
* Ah-oh ah-oh ah-oh *

1612
01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:58,525
* Ah-oh ah-oh ah-ha *

1613
01:20:58,558 --> 01:20:59,826
* Oh-ha-ah-ah ha-ah *

1614
01:20:59,859 --> 01:21:00,827
* Ooh-sah *

1615
01:21:00,860 --> 01:21:03,263
-* 1, 2, 3, 4 *

1616
01:21:03,296 --> 01:21:04,631
* Tell a bitch, "Hoorah' *

1617
01:21:04,664 --> 01:21:06,066
* Step up in this bitch, *

1618
01:21:06,099 --> 01:21:07,334
* I look too fly *

1619
01:21:07,367 --> 01:21:09,502
* Copped the Dior
shit on Ventura *

1620
01:21:09,536 --> 01:21:13,373
* Took a midnight
swim in my jeweler *

1621
01:21:13,406 --> 01:21:16,810
- Ha ha ha ha ha!

1622
01:21:16,843 --> 01:21:18,678
I see dead people.

1623
01:21:18,712 --> 01:21:20,780
[laughter]

1624
01:21:20,814 --> 01:21:27,487
- [vocalizing]

1625
01:21:28,621 --> 01:21:30,990
-* Doo doo doo
doo Doo doo doo *

1626
01:21:31,091 --> 01:21:32,192
* They tell me
Chubbs the only one *

1627
01:21:32,225 --> 01:21:33,727
* To get your hand-me-downs *

1628
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,096
* And Party at the party,
playing with his nose now *

1629
01:21:36,096 --> 01:21:37,897
* Baka got a weird case,
why is he around? *

1630
01:21:37,931 --> 01:21:39,099
* Certified Lover Boy? *

1631
01:21:39,099 --> 01:21:40,367
* Certified pedophile *

1632
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:42,602
* Wop wop, wop, wop,
wop, Dot, fuck 'em *

1633
01:21:42,635 --> 01:21:45,105
* Wop, wop, wop, wop,
wop, I'ma do my stuff *

1634
01:21:45,105 --> 01:21:46,473
* Why are you trolling
like a bitch? *

1635
01:21:46,506 --> 01:21:47,941
* Ain't you tired? *

1636
01:21:47,974 --> 01:21:50,677
* Tryna strike a chord
and it's probably A-Minor *

1637
01:21:50,710 --> 01:21:51,678
- A-Minor *

1638
01:21:51,711 --> 01:21:53,246
- A-Minor *

1639
01:21:53,279 --> 01:21:54,681
- A-Minor *

1640
01:21:54,714 --> 01:21:58,485
-* A-Minor A-Minor *

1641
01:21:58,518 --> 01:22:02,489
* A-Minor A-Minor *

1642
01:22:02,522 --> 01:22:04,858
- A-Minor *

1643
01:22:04,891 --> 01:22:09,262
- A-Minor *

1644
01:22:09,295 --> 01:22:10,263
- A-Minor *

1645
01:22:10,296 --> 01:22:12,065
- A-Minor *

1646
01:22:12,065 --> 01:22:13,500
- Rrrah-da-dat-da-do *

1647
01:22:13,533 --> 01:22:14,534
-* They not like us *

1648
01:22:14,567 --> 01:22:15,835
- Rrrah-da-dat-da-do *

1649
01:22:15,869 --> 01:22:17,170
-* They not like us *

1650
01:22:17,203 --> 01:22:18,171
- Rrrah-da-dat-da-do *

1651
01:22:18,204 --> 01:22:19,939
-* They not like us *

1652
01:22:19,973 --> 01:22:22,208
- Are Kenny Lamar and Drake
Graham in the house,

1653
01:22:22,242 --> 01:22:23,209
by the way?

1654
01:22:23,243 --> 01:22:24,210
- Are they?

1655
01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:25,545
[soft piano music]

1656
01:22:25,578 --> 01:22:30,150
- Maybe you two can hug
it out tonight in the name

1657
01:22:30,183 --> 01:22:31,985
of love and fellowship.
- Fellowship?

1658
01:22:32,085 --> 01:22:33,086
Anybody?
- No?

1659
01:22:33,119 --> 01:22:34,087
Not in hell?
- No?

1660
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,989
OK.

1661
01:22:36,089 --> 01:22:37,323
Message received.

1662
01:22:37,357 --> 01:22:38,725
Yeah.

1663
01:22:38,758 --> 01:22:41,628
Sometimes you just have to let
go and wish people well.

1664
01:22:41,661 --> 01:22:43,163
Sure do.

1665
01:22:43,196 --> 01:22:44,164
- You.

1666
01:22:44,197 --> 01:22:46,933
* *

1667
01:22:46,966 --> 01:22:48,702
-* You can kiss a hundred *

1668
01:22:48,735 --> 01:22:50,136
* Boys in bars *

1669
01:22:50,170 --> 01:22:53,473
* Shoot another shot,
try to stop the feeling *

1670
01:22:53,506 --> 01:22:56,509
* You can say it's
just the way you are *

1671
01:22:56,543 --> 01:23:00,880
* Make a new excuse,
another stupid reason *

1672
01:23:00,914 --> 01:23:02,582
-* Well, good # luck.
- Good luck.

1673
01:23:02,615 --> 01:23:04,150
-* Well, good luck, # babe
- Well, good luck.

1674
01:23:04,184 --> 01:23:05,151
-* Well, good luck, # babe

1675
01:23:05,185 --> 01:23:06,152
- Well, good luck.

1676
01:23:06,186 --> 01:23:08,288
-* Well good luck, babe *

1677
01:23:08,321 --> 01:23:15,295
* Good luck to you, babe *

1678
01:23:16,296 --> 01:23:19,799
* *

1679
01:23:19,833 --> 01:23:23,069
[applause]

1680
01:23:23,069 --> 01:23:24,537
- Thank you.

1681
01:23:24,571 --> 01:23:26,072
- What an honor.

1682
01:23:26,072 --> 01:23:27,273
Holy smokes.

1683
01:23:27,307 --> 01:23:30,143
- Oh, well, that was lovely.

1684
01:23:30,176 --> 01:23:31,478
- Wow.

1685
01:23:31,511 --> 01:23:34,080
- Ladies and gentlemen.

1686
01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,249
Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a quick announcement for those

1687
01:23:36,282 --> 01:23:37,851
of you with low blood sugar.

1688
01:23:37,884 --> 01:23:39,285
- Yeah.

1689
01:23:39,319 --> 01:23:42,989
- They are offering jelly
rolls near the front door.

1690
01:23:43,089 --> 01:23:44,491
- In the lobby.
- And--

1691
01:23:44,524 --> 01:23:45,859
- Oh, no, oh, that's--
that's the name

1692
01:23:45,892 --> 01:23:47,093
of a performing artist.

1693
01:23:47,093 --> 01:23:47,894
- Oh, that's the name
of an artist?

1694
01:23:47,927 --> 01:23:49,095
- Got it.
- Oh.

1695
01:23:49,129 --> 01:23:50,864
- Got it.
- Well, then, in that case--

1696
01:23:50,897 --> 01:23:53,600
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Jelly Roll.

1697
01:23:56,002 --> 01:23:58,872
[cheers, applause]

1698
01:24:00,140 --> 01:24:02,475
- I am honored to honor
the late, great Johnny

1699
01:24:02,509 --> 01:24:03,476
Cash tonight.

1700
01:24:03,510 --> 01:24:06,913
["walk the line" playing]

1701
01:24:12,552 --> 01:24:16,456
* I keep a close watch
on this heart of mine *

1702
01:24:16,489 --> 01:24:20,860
* I keep my eyes wide
open all the time *

1703
01:24:20,894 --> 01:24:25,665
* I keep the ends out
for the tie that binds *

1704
01:24:25,699 --> 01:24:27,467
* Because you're mine, *

1705
01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:29,202
* I walk the line *

1706
01:24:29,235 --> 01:24:35,742
* *

1707
01:24:37,077 --> 01:24:40,714
* I find it very,
very easy to be true *

1708
01:24:40,747 --> 01:24:45,318
* I find myself alone
when each day is through *

1709
01:24:45,352 --> 01:24:49,656
* Yes, I'll admit that
I'm a fool for you *

1710
01:24:49,689 --> 01:24:51,691
* Because you're mine, *

1711
01:24:51,725 --> 01:24:54,094
* I walk the line *

1712
01:24:54,094 --> 01:25:00,934
* *

1713
01:25:01,034 --> 01:25:04,938
* As sure as night is
dark and day is light *

1714
01:25:05,038 --> 01:25:09,409
* I keep you on my mind
both day and night *

1715
01:25:09,442 --> 01:25:14,047
* And happiness I've known
proves that I'm right *

1716
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:15,749
* Because you're mine, *

1717
01:25:15,782 --> 01:25:19,586
* Bunnie, I walk the line *

1718
01:25:19,619 --> 01:25:23,390
["folsom prison blues" playing]

1719
01:25:23,423 --> 01:25:25,325
* I hear the train a-coming *

1720
01:25:25,358 --> 01:25:27,527
* It's rolling
'round the bend *

1721
01:25:27,560 --> 01:25:29,963
* And I ain't seen
the sunshine *

1722
01:25:30,063 --> 01:25:32,065
* Since I don't know when *

1723
01:25:32,065 --> 01:25:34,634
* I'm stuck in Folsom prison *

1724
01:25:34,668 --> 01:25:40,440
* And time keeps draggin' on *

1725
01:25:40,473 --> 01:25:43,643
* But this train
keeps a-moving *

1726
01:25:43,677 --> 01:25:47,647
* On down to San Antone *

1727
01:25:47,681 --> 01:25:49,649
* When I was just a baby, *

1728
01:25:49,683 --> 01:25:52,318
* My mama told me,
"Son," she said *

1729
01:25:52,352 --> 01:25:54,087
* "Always be a good boy *

1730
01:25:54,087 --> 01:25:56,122
* And don't ever
play with guns." *

1731
01:25:56,156 --> 01:25:58,892
* But I shot a man in Reno *

1732
01:25:58,925 --> 01:26:04,831
* Just to watch him die *

1733
01:26:04,864 --> 01:26:08,301
* When I hear that
whistle blowin', *

1734
01:26:08,335 --> 01:26:11,071
* Hang my head and cry *

1735
01:26:11,104 --> 01:26:14,140
How 'bout Questlove and the
Grammy winning Roots playing

1736
01:26:14,174 --> 01:26:16,042
country music tonight, y'all?

1737
01:26:16,042 --> 01:26:19,446
[cheers, applause]

1738
01:26:19,479 --> 01:26:26,486
* *

1739
01:26:36,229 --> 01:26:37,964
* If they freed me
from this prison *

1740
01:26:38,064 --> 01:26:40,233
* And that railroad
train was mine *

1741
01:26:40,266 --> 01:26:43,436
* I bet I'd move it
on a little farther *

1742
01:26:43,470 --> 01:26:45,071
* Down the line *

1743
01:26:45,071 --> 01:26:47,307
* Far from Folsom prison, *

1744
01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:53,413
* That's where I want to stay *

1745
01:26:53,446 --> 01:26:56,149
* And I'd let that
lonesome whistle *

1746
01:26:56,182 --> 01:27:03,189
* Blow my blues away *

1747
01:27:04,791 --> 01:27:06,226
[cheers, applause]

1748
01:27:06,259 --> 01:27:09,162
["ring of fire" playing]

1749
01:27:09,195 --> 01:27:16,202
* *

1750
01:27:21,041 --> 01:27:24,711
* I fell into a burning
ring of fire *

1751
01:27:24,744 --> 01:27:27,080
* It went down, down, down *

1752
01:27:27,113 --> 01:27:28,848
* And the flames got higher *

1753
01:27:28,882 --> 01:27:31,785
* And it burns, burns, burns *

1754
01:27:31,818 --> 01:27:33,887
* The ring of fire *

1755
01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:36,623
* The ring of fire *

1756
01:27:36,656 --> 01:27:42,162
* Love is a burning thing *

1757
01:27:42,195 --> 01:27:48,268
* And it makes a fiery ring *

1758
01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:53,707
* Bound by wild desires *

1759
01:27:53,740 --> 01:27:57,243
* I fell into the ring
of fire *

1760
01:27:57,277 --> 01:28:01,414
* I fell into a burning
ring of fire *

1761
01:28:01,448 --> 01:28:03,683
* It went down, down, down *

1762
01:28:03,717 --> 01:28:05,618
* And the flames went higher *

1763
01:28:05,652 --> 01:28:08,288
* And it burns, burns, burns *

1764
01:28:08,321 --> 01:28:10,390
* The ring of fire *

1765
01:28:10,423 --> 01:28:14,361
* The ring of fire *

1766
01:28:14,394 --> 01:28:17,564
New York City, we bringing some
country music to y'all tonight!

1767
01:28:17,597 --> 01:28:19,032
[cheers, applause]

1768
01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:26,039
* *

1769
01:28:27,707 --> 01:28:31,644
* I fell into a burning
ring of fire *

1770
01:28:31,678 --> 01:28:33,913
* It went down, down, down *

1771
01:28:33,947 --> 01:28:35,515
* And the flames went higher *

1772
01:28:35,548 --> 01:28:38,551
* And it burns, burns, burns *

1773
01:28:38,585 --> 01:28:40,286
* The ring of fire *

1774
01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:42,922
* The ring of fire *

1775
01:28:42,956 --> 01:28:45,759
* And it burns, burns, burns *

1776
01:28:45,792 --> 01:28:47,594
* The ring of fire *

1777
01:28:47,627 --> 01:28:49,729
* The ring of fire *

1778
01:28:49,763 --> 01:28:51,931
* The ring of fire. *

1779
01:28:51,965 --> 01:28:53,533
I love you, Johnny Cash.

1780
01:28:53,566 --> 01:28:56,703
Thank you for making
me who I am today.

1781
01:28:56,736 --> 01:28:58,738
God bless American,
Country Music, and

1782
01:28:58,772 --> 01:29:00,240
"Saturday Night Live," baby!

1783
01:29:00,273 --> 01:29:02,375
[cheers, applause]

1784
01:29:02,409 --> 01:29:04,344
My name is Jason
"Jelly Roll" DeFord.

1785
01:29:04,377 --> 01:29:10,183
* *

1786
01:29:10,216 --> 01:29:13,620
[cheers, applause]

1787
01:29:21,061 --> 01:29:23,096
-* Chain, chain, chain, *

1788
01:29:23,129 --> 01:29:25,031
* Chain, chain, chain *

1789
01:29:25,031 --> 01:29:27,067
* Chain, chain, chain *

1790
01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:28,601
* Chain, chain, chain *

1791
01:29:28,635 --> 01:29:29,602
- Hello!

1792
01:29:29,636 --> 01:29:31,905
[cheers, applause]

1793
01:29:31,938 --> 01:29:34,040
Good evening.

1794
01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:36,343
Sit down.

1795
01:29:36,376 --> 01:29:38,645
I'm Kate McKinnon, and--

1796
01:29:38,678 --> 01:29:41,715
[cheers, applause]

1797
01:29:43,116 --> 01:29:44,184
Thanks.

1798
01:29:44,217 --> 01:29:47,120
Please, this
evening is so epic,

1799
01:29:47,153 --> 01:29:49,289
I've already run
out of marijuana.

1800
01:29:49,322 --> 01:29:50,957
[laughter]

1801
01:29:51,057 --> 01:29:53,159
Tough break.

1802
01:29:53,193 --> 01:29:55,862
Um, look, I'm
guessing the reason

1803
01:29:55,895 --> 01:29:59,299
I'm introducing this next
iconic singer/songwriter

1804
01:29:59,332 --> 01:30:04,938
is that we both share expenses
and kayaks with other women.

1805
01:30:04,971 --> 01:30:06,573
[laughter]

1806
01:30:06,606 --> 01:30:10,110
I'm not saying we're
lesbians because I

1807
01:30:10,143 --> 01:30:12,579
wouldn't reduce us to that.

1808
01:30:12,612 --> 01:30:15,682
But a riding mower
sale at Home Depot

1809
01:30:15,715 --> 01:30:17,384
does love to see us coming.

1810
01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:19,986
[laughter]

1811
01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:21,187
Yeah.

1812
01:30:21,221 --> 01:30:23,289
Let's just say we've
both accidentally

1813
01:30:23,323 --> 01:30:24,491
hit on Keith Urban.

1814
01:30:24,524 --> 01:30:28,028
[laughter]

1815
01:30:28,061 --> 01:30:31,598
Which begs the question,
did we steal his haircut,

1816
01:30:31,631 --> 01:30:33,233
or was it the other way around?

1817
01:30:33,266 --> 01:30:34,868
[laughter]

1818
01:30:34,901 --> 01:30:38,672
Either way, we're
all lucky [chuckles]

1819
01:30:38,705 --> 01:30:42,642
to live in a world with this
gal's voice and heart in it.

1820
01:30:42,676 --> 01:30:47,280
Please welcome the perfect, my
fave, (BELTING) Brandi Carlile!

1821
01:30:47,313 --> 01:30:48,815
[cheers, applause]

1822
01:30:48,848 --> 01:30:49,849
Woo!

1823
01:30:52,085 --> 01:30:55,055
["the joke" playing]

1824
01:30:55,088 --> 01:31:02,062
* *

1825
01:31:05,565 --> 01:31:07,534
* You're feeling nervous, *

1826
01:31:07,567 --> 01:31:10,203
* Aren't you, boy? *

1827
01:31:10,236 --> 01:31:13,306
* With your quiet voice *

1828
01:31:13,340 --> 01:31:18,578
* And impeccable style *

1829
01:31:18,611 --> 01:31:23,316
* Don't ever let
them steal your joy *

1830
01:31:23,350 --> 01:31:25,852
* And your gentle ways *

1831
01:31:25,885 --> 01:31:31,091
* To keep 'em from
running wild *

1832
01:31:31,124 --> 01:31:34,227
* They can kick
dirt in your face *

1833
01:31:34,260 --> 01:31:35,829
* Dress you down *

1834
01:31:35,862 --> 01:31:38,531
* And tell you that
your place is in the middle *

1835
01:31:38,565 --> 01:31:44,571
* When they hate
the way you shine *

1836
01:31:44,604 --> 01:31:48,975
* I see you tugging
on your shirt *

1837
01:31:49,009 --> 01:31:52,178
* Trying to hide inside of it *

1838
01:31:52,212 --> 01:31:56,116
* And hide how much it hurts *

1839
01:31:56,116 --> 01:32:02,756
* Let 'em laugh
while they can *

1840
01:32:02,789 --> 01:32:05,825
* Let 'em spin *

1841
01:32:05,859 --> 01:32:11,698
* Let 'em scatter in the wind *

1842
01:32:11,731 --> 01:32:14,067
* I have been to the movies *

1843
01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:18,672
* I have seen how it ends *

1844
01:32:18,705 --> 01:32:24,978
* And the joke's on them *

1845
01:32:25,078 --> 01:32:26,413
Hey!

1846
01:32:26,446 --> 01:32:33,453
* *

1847
01:32:35,321 --> 01:32:36,790
* You get discouraged, *

1848
01:32:36,823 --> 01:32:39,459
* Don't you, girl? *

1849
01:32:39,492 --> 01:32:41,928
* It is your brother's world *

1850
01:32:41,961 --> 01:32:46,366
* For a little while longer *

1851
01:32:46,399 --> 01:32:48,335
* You gotta dance
with the devil *

1852
01:32:48,368 --> 01:32:51,871
* On a river to beat
the stream, oh *

1853
01:32:51,905 --> 01:32:55,108
* I call it living the dream *

1854
01:32:55,141 --> 01:32:59,312
* Call it kicking the ladder *

1855
01:32:59,346 --> 01:33:02,382
* They come to kick
dirt in your face *

1856
01:33:02,415 --> 01:33:05,518
* To call you weak
and then displace you *

1857
01:33:05,552 --> 01:33:07,887
* After carrying
your baby on your back *

1858
01:33:07,921 --> 01:33:12,625
* Across the desert *

1859
01:33:12,659 --> 01:33:17,063
* I see your eyes
behind your hair *

1860
01:33:17,097 --> 01:33:19,899
* And you're looking tired *

1861
01:33:19,933 --> 01:33:23,436
* But you don't look scared *

1862
01:33:23,470 --> 01:33:26,272
* You let 'em laugh *

1863
01:33:26,306 --> 01:33:29,843
* While they can *

1864
01:33:29,876 --> 01:33:32,946
* Let 'em spin *

1865
01:33:32,979 --> 01:33:38,485
* Let 'em scatter in the wind *

1866
01:33:38,518 --> 01:33:40,854
* I have been to the movies *

1867
01:33:40,887 --> 01:33:45,225
* I've seen how it ends *

1868
01:33:45,258 --> 01:33:51,798
* The joke's on them *

1869
01:33:51,831 --> 01:33:53,566
* Oh-oh-oh *

1870
01:33:53,600 --> 01:34:00,206
* Oh oh oh oh oh *

1871
01:34:00,240 --> 01:34:02,642
* Your let 'em laugh *

1872
01:34:02,676 --> 01:34:06,646
* While they can *

1873
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:09,783
* Let 'em spin *

1874
01:34:09,816 --> 01:34:15,388
* Let 'em scatter in the wind *

1875
01:34:15,422 --> 01:34:17,691
* I have been to the movies *

1876
01:34:17,724 --> 01:34:22,128
* I've seen how it ends *

1877
01:34:22,162 --> 01:34:28,802
* And the joke's on *

1878
01:34:35,742 --> 01:34:42,549
* Them *

1879
01:34:47,854 --> 01:34:53,293
* Ooh hoo ooh *

1880
01:34:53,326 --> 01:34:58,264
* *

1881
01:34:58,298 --> 01:35:04,237
* Ooh ooh ooh *

1882
01:35:04,270 --> 01:35:11,244
* *

1883
01:35:30,096 --> 01:35:33,566
[cheers, applause]

1884
01:35:43,576 --> 01:35:47,480
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Mumford and Sons.

1885
01:35:47,514 --> 01:35:50,150
- 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, hey!

1886
01:35:50,183 --> 01:35:52,419
["i will wait" playing]

1887
01:35:57,357 --> 01:35:58,925
Yes, sir!

1888
01:35:58,958 --> 01:36:06,032
* *

1889
01:36:08,134 --> 01:36:11,738
* Well I came home *

1890
01:36:11,771 --> 01:36:15,108
* Like a stone *

1891
01:36:15,141 --> 01:36:19,346
* And I fell heavy *

1892
01:36:19,379 --> 01:36:23,116
* Into your arms *

1893
01:36:23,149 --> 01:36:27,053
* These days of dust *

1894
01:36:27,053 --> 01:36:30,190
* Which we've known *

1895
01:36:30,223 --> 01:36:33,927
* Will blow away *

1896
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:38,698
* With this new sun *

1897
01:36:38,732 --> 01:36:43,503
* But I'll kneel down *

1898
01:36:43,536 --> 01:36:48,975
* Wait for now *

1899
01:36:49,075 --> 01:36:53,780
* And I'll kneel down *

1900
01:36:53,813 --> 01:36:59,085
* Know my ground *

1901
01:36:59,085 --> 01:37:01,121
* And I will wait *

1902
01:37:01,154 --> 01:37:07,360
* I will wait for you *

1903
01:37:07,394 --> 01:37:09,162
* And I will wait *

1904
01:37:09,195 --> 01:37:15,035
* I will wait for you *

1905
01:37:15,068 --> 01:37:21,608
* Yeah *

1906
01:37:22,609 --> 01:37:25,945
* So break my step *

1907
01:37:26,046 --> 01:37:29,449
* And relent *

1908
01:37:29,482 --> 01:37:33,186
* You forgave *

1909
01:37:33,219 --> 01:37:36,923
* And I won't forget *

1910
01:37:36,956 --> 01:37:40,694
* Know what we've seen *

1911
01:37:40,727 --> 01:37:44,297
* And him with less *

1912
01:37:44,330 --> 01:37:48,068
* Now in some way *

1913
01:37:48,068 --> 01:37:50,437
* Shake the excess *

1914
01:37:50,470 --> 01:37:52,539
* Come on now *

1915
01:37:52,572 --> 01:37:54,307
* 'Cause I will wait *

1916
01:37:54,341 --> 01:37:59,846
* I will wait for you *

1917
01:37:59,879 --> 01:38:01,681
* And I will wait *

1918
01:38:01,715 --> 01:38:07,487
* I will wait for you *

1919
01:38:07,520 --> 01:38:09,189
* And I will wait *

1920
01:38:09,222 --> 01:38:15,128
* I will wait for you *

1921
01:38:15,161 --> 01:38:16,763
* And I will wait *

1922
01:38:16,796 --> 01:38:21,768
* I will wait for you *

1923
01:38:21,801 --> 01:38:25,839
* Now I'll be bold *

1924
01:38:25,872 --> 01:38:29,042
* As well as strong *

1925
01:38:29,042 --> 01:38:33,146
* And use my head *

1926
01:38:33,179 --> 01:38:37,350
* Alongside my heart *

1927
01:38:37,384 --> 01:38:41,187
* So tame my flesh *

1928
01:38:41,221 --> 01:38:44,491
* And fix my eyes *

1929
01:38:44,524 --> 01:38:48,094
* A tethered mind *

1930
01:38:48,128 --> 01:38:52,832
* Free from the lies *

1931
01:38:52,866 --> 01:38:57,804
* But I'll kneel down *

1932
01:38:57,837 --> 01:39:01,408
* Wait for now *

1933
01:39:01,441 --> 01:39:06,012
* And I'll kneel down *

1934
01:39:06,046 --> 01:39:10,850
* Know my ground *

1935
01:39:10,884 --> 01:39:17,891
* *

1936
01:39:32,405 --> 01:39:38,678
* Raise my hands *

1937
01:39:38,712 --> 01:39:42,282
* Paint my spirit gold *

1938
01:39:42,315 --> 01:39:48,955
* And bow my head *

1939
01:39:49,055 --> 01:39:53,793
* Keep my heart slow *

1940
01:39:53,827 --> 01:39:56,129
* 'Cause I will wait *

1941
01:39:56,162 --> 01:40:02,035
* I will wait for you *

1942
01:40:02,068 --> 01:40:03,703
* And I will wait *

1943
01:40:03,737 --> 01:40:09,442
* I will wait for you *

1944
01:40:09,476 --> 01:40:11,177
* And I will wait *

1945
01:40:11,211 --> 01:40:16,983
* I will wait for you *

1946
01:40:17,017 --> 01:40:18,718
* And I will wait *

1947
01:40:18,752 --> 01:40:25,759
* I will wait for you *

1948
01:40:26,926 --> 01:40:30,397
[applause, cheering]

1949
01:40:34,801 --> 01:40:35,802
- Thank you very much.

1950
01:40:50,850 --> 01:40:54,220
We are here to represent
the British who love "SNL"

1951
01:40:54,254 --> 01:40:56,022
and the British who
love Lorne Michaels.

1952
01:40:59,392 --> 01:41:02,295
And tonight we're going to
celebrate one of our favorite

1953
01:41:02,328 --> 01:41:06,232
"SNL" performances, one of our
favorite songs of all time,

1954
01:41:06,266 --> 01:41:08,868
a song that was played
on the show's third-ever

1955
01:41:08,902 --> 01:41:13,707
episode and again on the first
broadcast after 9/11.

1956
01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:15,508
And to help us, we're
bringing out the

1957
01:41:15,542 --> 01:41:19,646
legendary Uncle Jerry Douglas.

1958
01:41:19,679 --> 01:41:22,148
[applause, cheering]

1959
01:41:24,617 --> 01:41:27,520
["the boxer" playing]

1960
01:41:27,554 --> 01:41:32,926
* *

1961
01:41:32,959 --> 01:41:35,095
* Well, I am just a poor boy *

1962
01:41:35,095 --> 01:41:37,497
* Though my story's
seldom told *

1963
01:41:37,530 --> 01:41:39,933
* I've squandered
my resistance *

1964
01:41:39,966 --> 01:41:42,402
* For a pocket
full of mumbles *

1965
01:41:42,435 --> 01:41:44,104
* Such are promises *

1966
01:41:44,137 --> 01:41:46,106
* All lies and jest *

1967
01:41:46,106 --> 01:41:48,875
* Still, a man hears
what he wants to hear *

1968
01:41:48,908 --> 01:41:54,114
* And disregards the rest *

1969
01:41:54,147 --> 01:41:56,850
* When I left my home
and my family *

1970
01:41:56,883 --> 01:41:59,119
* I was no more than a boy *

1971
01:41:59,119 --> 01:42:01,521
* In the company of strangers *

1972
01:42:01,554 --> 01:42:04,391
* In the quiet
of the railway station *

1973
01:42:04,424 --> 01:42:05,959
* Running scared *

1974
01:42:06,059 --> 01:42:07,460
* Laying low *

1975
01:42:07,494 --> 01:42:10,096
* Seeking out
the poorer quarters *

1976
01:42:10,130 --> 01:42:12,165
* Where the ragged people go *

1977
01:42:12,198 --> 01:42:14,067
* Looking for the places *

1978
01:42:14,067 --> 01:42:16,936
* Only they would know *

1979
01:42:16,970 --> 01:42:19,072
* Lie la lie *

1980
01:42:19,072 --> 01:42:20,306
* Lie la lie lie *

1981
01:42:20,340 --> 01:42:21,741
* Lie lie lie *

1982
01:42:21,775 --> 01:42:24,077
* Lie la lie *

1983
01:42:24,077 --> 01:42:25,078
* Lie la lie lie *

1984
01:42:25,078 --> 01:42:26,079
* Lie lie lie *

1985
01:42:26,079 --> 01:42:31,384
* La la la la lie *

1986
01:42:31,418 --> 01:42:33,953
* And asking only
workman's wages *

1987
01:42:33,987 --> 01:42:35,889
* I come looking for a job *

1988
01:42:35,922 --> 01:42:38,658
* But I get again, no offer *

1989
01:42:38,692 --> 01:42:42,529
* Just a come-on from
the whores on 7th Avenue *

1990
01:42:42,562 --> 01:42:45,398
* I do declare
there were times *

1991
01:42:45,432 --> 01:42:47,300
* When I was so lonesome *

1992
01:42:47,334 --> 01:42:52,272
* I took some comfort there *

1993
01:42:52,305 --> 01:42:55,241
* And I'm laying out
my winter clothes *

1994
01:42:55,275 --> 01:42:59,446
* And wishing I was
home, going home *

1995
01:42:59,479 --> 01:43:02,048
* Where the New
York City winters *

1996
01:43:02,082 --> 01:43:03,917
* Aren't bleeding me *

1997
01:43:03,950 --> 01:43:06,720
* And leading me *

1998
01:43:06,753 --> 01:43:09,456
* Going home *

1999
01:43:09,489 --> 01:43:12,058
* Oh, lie lie *

2000
01:43:12,058 --> 01:43:16,229
* Lie lie lie lie *

2001
01:43:16,262 --> 01:43:17,831
* La la lie *

2002
01:43:17,864 --> 01:43:23,770
* La la la lie lie *

2003
01:43:23,803 --> 01:43:25,772
* La la la *

2004
01:43:25,805 --> 01:43:28,575
- Mr. Jerry Douglas.

2005
01:43:28,608 --> 01:43:35,615
* *

2006
01:43:49,529 --> 01:43:52,098
* In the clearing
stands a boxer *

2007
01:43:52,098 --> 01:43:54,834
* And a fighter by his trade *

2008
01:43:54,868 --> 01:43:57,537
* And he carries
the reminders *

2009
01:43:57,570 --> 01:44:00,206
* Of every glove
that laid him down *

2010
01:44:00,240 --> 01:44:02,542
* And cut him till
he cried out *

2011
01:44:02,575 --> 01:44:04,944
* In his anger and his shame *

2012
01:44:05,045 --> 01:44:07,414
* I am leaving I am leaving *

2013
01:44:07,447 --> 01:44:10,850
* But the fighter
still remains *

2014
01:44:10,884 --> 01:44:13,053
* Lie la lie *

2015
01:44:13,086 --> 01:44:14,454
* Lie la lie lie *

2016
01:44:14,487 --> 01:44:15,555
* Lie lie lie *

2017
01:44:15,588 --> 01:44:17,791
* Lie la lie *

2018
01:44:17,824 --> 01:44:18,958
* Lie la la la *

2019
01:44:19,059 --> 01:44:19,926
* La la lie *

2020
01:44:19,959 --> 01:44:22,429
* La la la la lie *

2021
01:44:22,462 --> 01:44:23,463
* Lie la lie *

2022
01:44:23,496 --> 01:44:24,964
* Lie lie lie lie *

2023
01:44:25,065 --> 01:44:27,200
* Lie la lie *

2024
01:44:27,233 --> 01:44:28,335
* Lie la la la *

2025
01:44:28,368 --> 01:44:29,402
* La la lie *

2026
01:44:29,436 --> 01:44:32,072
* La la la la lie *

2027
01:44:32,072 --> 01:44:33,306
* Lie la la la *

2028
01:44:33,340 --> 01:44:34,441
* Lie lie lie *

2029
01:44:34,474 --> 01:44:36,743
* Lie la lie *

2030
01:44:36,776 --> 01:44:37,744
* La la lie *

2031
01:44:37,777 --> 01:44:38,912
* La la lie *

2032
01:44:38,945 --> 01:44:42,082
* La la la la lie *

2033
01:44:42,082 --> 01:44:49,089
* *

2034
01:45:03,036 --> 01:45:06,473
[applause, cheering]

2035
01:45:29,629 --> 01:45:32,932
- Ladies and gentlemen,
Martha Stewart.

2036
01:45:32,966 --> 01:45:35,769
[applause]

2037
01:45:48,481 --> 01:45:52,786
- Our next performer is a dear
friend with whom I share

2038
01:45:52,819 --> 01:45:55,822
so many things in common.

2039
01:45:55,855 --> 01:46:00,560
Entrepreneurial instincts,
a love of Epicurean

2040
01:46:00,593 --> 01:46:04,731
excellence, and we both
spent time in the slammer

2041
01:46:04,764 --> 01:46:06,166
and have seen some shit.

2042
01:46:06,199 --> 01:46:10,036
[applause]

2043
01:46:10,070 --> 01:46:13,640
Of course, I'm talking
about Snoop Dogg.

2044
01:46:13,673 --> 01:46:17,177
[applause]

2045
01:46:17,210 --> 01:46:21,047
a.k.a The Dogg Father.

2046
01:46:21,047 --> 01:46:26,553
Snoop is my ride or die no
matter what you call him.

2047
01:46:26,586 --> 01:46:28,755
Whether we are
laughing hysterically

2048
01:46:28,788 --> 01:46:32,125
over an improperly
trussed Cornish hen

2049
01:46:32,158 --> 01:46:38,465
or celebrating 420 with the
finest artisanal fresh herbs,

2050
01:46:38,498 --> 01:46:41,101
our friendship has
seen us through times

2051
01:46:41,134 --> 01:46:44,704
of joy and harrowing,
unspeakable darkness.

2052
01:46:44,738 --> 01:46:47,640
[laughter]

2053
01:46:47,674 --> 01:46:50,176
But more importantly,
it has been

2054
01:46:50,210 --> 01:46:54,781
an incredible boom for both of
our socials and bank accounts.

2055
01:46:54,814 --> 01:46:56,216
[laughter]

2056
01:46:56,249 --> 01:46:59,386
As a now canceled
person once said,

2057
01:46:59,419 --> 01:47:02,422
it's all about the Benjamin's.

2058
01:47:02,455 --> 01:47:05,458
[laughter]

2059
01:47:05,492 --> 01:47:10,663
Ladies and gentlemen,
my dear friend Snoop Dogg.

2060
01:47:10,697 --> 01:47:15,435
[applause]

2061
01:47:15,468 --> 01:47:20,340
["gin and juice" playing]

2062
01:47:20,373 --> 01:47:22,409
- I need everybody
on your motherfucking feet.

2063
01:47:22,442 --> 01:47:23,743
It's a party, y'all.

2064
01:47:26,746 --> 01:47:28,782
Can somebody say hell yeah?

2065
01:47:28,815 --> 01:47:30,050
- Hell yeah.

2066
01:47:30,050 --> 01:47:31,317
- Say hell yeah.

2067
01:47:31,351 --> 01:47:32,385
- Hell yeah.

2068
01:47:32,419 --> 01:47:34,054
- Say fuck yeah.

2069
01:47:34,054 --> 01:47:35,055
- Fuck yeah.

2070
01:47:35,055 --> 01:47:36,322
- Now scream.

2071
01:47:36,356 --> 01:47:37,824
[screams]

2072
01:47:37,857 --> 01:47:40,060
* With so much
drama in the LBC *

2073
01:47:40,093 --> 01:47:42,662
* It's kind of hard being
Snoop D-O double G *

2074
01:47:42,696 --> 01:47:45,365
* But I, somehow
someway keep coming up *

2075
01:47:45,398 --> 01:47:48,068
* With funky ass shit
like every single day *

2076
01:47:48,068 --> 01:47:51,204
* May I, kick a little
something for the G's *

2077
01:47:51,237 --> 01:47:54,207
* And make a few ends
as I breeze through *

2078
01:47:54,240 --> 01:47:55,375
* It's 2 in the morning *

2079
01:47:55,408 --> 01:47:56,576
* And the party still jumping *

2080
01:47:56,609 --> 01:47:58,078
* Cause my mama ain't home *

2081
01:47:58,078 --> 01:48:00,547
* I got bitches in the living
room getting it on *

2082
01:48:00,580 --> 01:48:02,515
* And what time
y'all leaving? *

2083
01:48:02,549 --> 01:48:03,783
* 6 in the morning *

2084
01:48:03,817 --> 01:48:05,085
* So what you want to do? *

2085
01:48:05,118 --> 01:48:06,853
* Shit, I got a pocket
full of rubbers *

2086
01:48:06,886 --> 01:48:08,455
* And my homeboys do too *

2087
01:48:08,488 --> 01:48:11,257
* So turn off the lights
and close the door *

2088
01:48:11,291 --> 01:48:12,892
* But what? *

2089
01:48:12,926 --> 01:48:15,428
* Yeah, so we going
to smoke an ounce to this *

2090
01:48:15,462 --> 01:48:16,896
* G's up, hoes down *

2091
01:48:16,930 --> 01:48:18,598
* While you motherfuckers
bounce to this *

2092
01:48:18,631 --> 01:48:21,835
-* Rolling down
the street smoking indo *

2093
01:48:21,868 --> 01:48:24,204
* Sipping on gin and juice *

2094
01:48:24,237 --> 01:48:25,839
-* Laid back *

2095
01:48:25,872 --> 01:48:27,540
-* With my mind on my money *
* And my money # on my mind

2096
01:48:27,574 --> 01:48:28,842
-* And everybody say *

2097
01:48:28,875 --> 01:48:31,845
* Rolling down
the street smoking indo *

2098
01:48:31,878 --> 01:48:34,314
* We just sipping
on gin and juice *

2099
01:48:34,347 --> 01:48:35,815
* Laid back *

2100
01:48:35,849 --> 01:48:37,150
-* With my mind on my money *

2101
01:48:37,183 --> 01:48:40,053
* And now that I've got
me some Seagram's gin *

2102
01:48:40,086 --> 01:48:41,554
* And everybody
got they cups, *

2103
01:48:41,588 --> 01:48:42,722
* But they ain't chipped in *

2104
01:48:42,756 --> 01:48:43,857
* Now this types of shit, *

2105
01:48:43,890 --> 01:48:45,325
* It happens all the time. *

2106
01:48:45,358 --> 01:48:46,559
* You gotta get yours, fool *

2107
01:48:46,593 --> 01:48:47,794
* I gotta get mine *

2108
01:48:47,827 --> 01:48:49,095
* Everything is fine *

2109
01:48:49,129 --> 01:48:50,764
* When you're listening
to the D-O-G *

2110
01:48:50,797 --> 01:48:53,566
* I got the cultivating music
that be captivating me *

2111
01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:56,102
* Who listens to the words
that I speak *

2112
01:48:56,136 --> 01:48:58,405
* As I take me a drink
to the middle of the street *

2113
01:48:58,438 --> 01:49:00,106
* And get to macking
to this bitch named Sadie. *

2114
01:49:00,140 --> 01:49:01,374
- Sadie *

2115
01:49:01,408 --> 01:49:03,243
-* She used to be
my homeboy's lady *

2116
01:49:03,276 --> 01:49:04,844
* Now it was 80 degrees *

2117
01:49:04,878 --> 01:49:06,079
* When I told that
bitch please *

2118
01:49:06,112 --> 01:49:07,313
* Raise up off these N-U-T's *

2119
01:49:07,347 --> 01:49:10,316
* Cause you get none
of these at ease *

2120
01:49:10,350 --> 01:49:13,019
* As I mob with the Dogg
pound feel the breeze *

2121
01:49:13,053 --> 01:49:14,754
* And now you know I'm just. *
-* Rolling down # the street

2122
01:49:14,788 --> 01:49:15,922
- Yes, sir.

2123
01:49:16,022 --> 01:49:19,359
Roll on, roll on.

2124
01:49:19,392 --> 01:49:21,294
* I'm so laid back *

2125
01:49:21,327 --> 01:49:22,529
-* With my mind on my money *

2126
01:49:22,562 --> 01:49:23,663
* And my money # on my mind.

2127
01:49:23,697 --> 01:49:24,864
- Anybody want
to smoke with the dogg?

2128
01:49:24,898 --> 01:49:27,701
-* Down the street
smoking indo *

2129
01:49:27,734 --> 01:49:28,702
* Sipping on # gin and juice.

2130
01:49:28,735 --> 01:49:30,337
- I can't hear you.

2131
01:49:30,370 --> 01:49:31,371
[applause]

2132
01:49:31,404 --> 01:49:32,706
-* With my mind on my money *

2133
01:49:32,739 --> 01:49:34,274
* And my money on my mind. *

2134
01:49:34,307 --> 01:49:35,775
-* Now, later on that day, *

2135
01:49:35,809 --> 01:49:37,677
* My homie Dr.
Dre came through *

2136
01:49:37,711 --> 01:49:39,279
* With a gang of Tanqueray *

2137
01:49:39,312 --> 01:49:41,915
* And a fat ass J
of some bubonic chronic *

2138
01:49:41,948 --> 01:49:42,916
* That made me choke *

2139
01:49:42,949 --> 01:49:44,050
* Shit, this ain't no joke *

2140
01:49:44,050 --> 01:49:45,385
* I had to back up off of it *

2141
01:49:45,418 --> 01:49:46,786
* And sit my cup down *

2142
01:49:46,820 --> 01:49:47,854
* Tanqueray and chronic, *

2143
01:49:47,887 --> 01:49:49,122
* Yeah, I'm fucked up now. *

2144
01:49:49,155 --> 01:49:50,357
* But it ain't no stopping *

2145
01:49:50,390 --> 01:49:51,758
* Cause I'm still popping. *

2146
01:49:51,791 --> 01:49:52,926
* And Dre got some bitches *

2147
01:49:52,959 --> 01:49:54,961
* From the city
of Compton to serve me *

2148
01:49:55,061 --> 01:49:56,629
* But not with
a cherry on top *

2149
01:49:56,663 --> 01:49:58,064
* Cause when I bust my nut *

2150
01:49:58,064 --> 01:49:59,532
* I'm raising up out the cot *

2151
01:49:59,566 --> 01:50:00,667
* Don't get upset, girl. *

2152
01:50:00,700 --> 01:50:02,502
* That's just how it goes *

2153
01:50:02,535 --> 01:50:04,004
* I'm out the door *

2154
01:50:04,037 --> 01:50:08,241
* And I'll be rolling down
the street smoking indo *

2155
01:50:08,274 --> 01:50:10,310
* Sipping on gin and juice. *

2156
01:50:10,343 --> 01:50:11,611
* Laid back *

2157
01:50:11,644 --> 01:50:13,046
* With my mind on my money *

2158
01:50:13,079 --> 01:50:14,714
* And my money
on my mind, y'all. *

2159
01:50:14,748 --> 01:50:16,116
* Rolling down the street. *

2160
01:50:16,149 --> 01:50:18,351
* We smoking indo *

2161
01:50:18,385 --> 01:50:20,653
* Sipping on gin and juice *

2162
01:50:20,687 --> 01:50:24,724
* Laid back *

2163
01:50:24,758 --> 01:50:28,495
-* Rolling down
the street smoking indo *

2164
01:50:28,528 --> 01:50:31,765
* Sipping on gin and juice *

2165
01:50:31,798 --> 01:50:38,805
* *

2166
01:50:40,473 --> 01:50:41,941
- Blaze one for the nation.

2167
01:50:41,975 --> 01:50:43,109
[applause]

2168
01:50:43,143 --> 01:50:44,144
["MARY JANE'S LAST DANCE"
PLAYING"]

2169
01:50:44,177 --> 01:50:45,812
Yes, sir.

2170
01:50:45,845 --> 01:50:48,782
This may be my last
dance with Mary Jane.

2171
01:50:48,815 --> 01:50:50,817
But fuck it, we on SNL.

2172
01:50:53,153 --> 01:50:56,022
* Don't bother asking me
to ever give my lady up *

2173
01:50:56,056 --> 01:50:58,758
* Was about five years old
taking my first puff. *

2174
01:50:58,792 --> 01:51:00,126
* It was love at first light *

2175
01:51:00,160 --> 01:51:01,494
* Fell in love my first night *

2176
01:51:01,528 --> 01:51:02,962
* My uncle told me don't rush *

2177
01:51:03,063 --> 01:51:04,297
* This could be
your first crush *

2178
01:51:04,330 --> 01:51:06,066
* Now I'm on the block
with all the homies *

2179
01:51:06,099 --> 01:51:07,467
* And it's a family affair *

2180
01:51:07,500 --> 01:51:10,136
* 17 with a dream blowing
smoke in the air. *

2181
01:51:10,170 --> 01:51:12,906
* Serving fiends, my routine
is where I was that year *

2182
01:51:12,939 --> 01:51:15,742
* Avoiding them fucking pandas
in my rear view mirror *

2183
01:51:15,775 --> 01:51:17,210
* County blues, want to lose. *

2184
01:51:17,243 --> 01:51:18,478
* Shit, I'm with
all of my peers *

2185
01:51:18,511 --> 01:51:20,180
* Looking back, I
wouldn't change shit *

2186
01:51:20,213 --> 01:51:21,214
* Oh, what a career *

2187
01:51:21,247 --> 01:51:22,982
* I used to flip
bags with her *

2188
01:51:23,083 --> 01:51:24,284
* Skip class with her *

2189
01:51:24,317 --> 01:51:25,552
* She comfortable as fuck *

2190
01:51:25,585 --> 01:51:27,087
* When I'm trying
to smash with her *

2191
01:51:27,087 --> 01:51:28,288
* She got a lot of fans *

2192
01:51:28,321 --> 01:51:29,956
* And they always
harassing us. *

2193
01:51:29,989 --> 01:51:32,659
* Ashes to ashes dust
feel like I'm Lazarus *

2194
01:51:32,692 --> 01:51:34,094
* I can't get past the rush *

2195
01:51:34,127 --> 01:51:35,228
* Never pass her up. *

2196
01:51:35,261 --> 01:51:36,796
* Who took this
bitch worldwide? *

2197
01:51:36,830 --> 01:51:38,431
* Nigga, we gassing up. *
* Now it's the *

2198
01:51:38,465 --> 01:51:39,432
-* Last dance *

2199
01:51:39,466 --> 01:51:40,433
-* Last dance. *

2200
01:51:40,467 --> 01:51:41,634
-* With Mary Jane *

2201
01:51:41,668 --> 01:51:42,869
-* One more time. *

2202
01:51:42,902 --> 01:51:44,938
-* One more time
to kill the pain *

2203
01:51:44,971 --> 01:51:46,373
-* Even before the fame, *

2204
01:51:46,406 --> 01:51:47,774
* She was my novacane *

2205
01:51:47,807 --> 01:51:51,845
* You know it ain't going
change cause now I *

2206
01:51:51,878 --> 01:51:53,913
I need somebody
to smoke with me.

2207
01:51:53,947 --> 01:51:56,616
Who want to smoke
with the Dogg?

2208
01:51:56,649 --> 01:51:59,519
I need a smoke partner.

2209
01:51:59,552 --> 01:52:03,056
Hey, Jelly Roll, come smoke
with me one time, my nigga.

2210
01:52:03,089 --> 01:52:05,759
- I know we'll always smoke
with Snoop Dogg, baby.

2211
01:52:05,792 --> 01:52:07,627
- Somebody make some noise
for my nigga Jelly Roll

2212
01:52:07,660 --> 01:52:09,496
with the motherfucking house.
[applause]

2213
01:52:09,529 --> 01:52:10,530
Hello.

2214
01:52:12,265 --> 01:52:14,834
-* I've see some
things in my life *

2215
01:52:14,868 --> 01:52:17,671
* It feels like
I'm raging inside *

2216
01:52:17,704 --> 01:52:20,073
* This time I'm
changing my mind *

2217
01:52:20,106 --> 01:52:23,476
* I'm saying goodbye
to the dangerous side *

2218
01:52:23,510 --> 01:52:25,178
* Sometimes you got
to roll with it *

2219
01:52:25,211 --> 01:52:26,513
- Roll on.

2220
01:52:26,546 --> 01:52:28,815
-* But fighting fire
is a damn cold finesse *

2221
01:52:28,848 --> 01:52:31,117
* Somehow she came in my life *

2222
01:52:31,151 --> 01:52:32,585
* Between the white lines *

2223
01:52:32,619 --> 01:52:34,821
* And made it all
right, all right *

2224
01:52:34,854 --> 01:52:36,156
* Everything she ever told me *

2225
01:52:36,189 --> 01:52:37,691
* I knew from the get go *

2226
01:52:37,724 --> 01:52:38,692
* Yes, I did. *

2227
01:52:38,725 --> 01:52:39,993
-* Oh, yes I did. *

2228
01:52:40,093 --> 01:52:42,295
-* And if I got to grab
a can of gasoline, *

2229
01:52:42,328 --> 01:52:44,464
* Strike a match, I'm
burn that bridge *

2230
01:52:44,497 --> 01:52:47,100
* It's so unfair
what she did to me *

2231
01:52:47,100 --> 01:52:49,936
* The way she sparked
this epiphany *

2232
01:52:49,969 --> 01:52:51,404
* I tried to walk away, *

2233
01:52:51,438 --> 01:52:53,773
* But I'm stumbling,
whole world tumbling *

2234
01:52:53,807 --> 01:52:55,542
* Some things never change *

2235
01:52:55,575 --> 01:52:56,543
* And now it's my *

2236
01:52:56,576 --> 01:52:59,179
-* Last dance with Mary Jane *

2237
01:52:59,212 --> 01:53:03,049
* It's one more time
to kill the pain *

2238
01:53:03,049 --> 01:53:05,885
* Even before the fame,
she was my novacane. *

2239
01:53:05,919 --> 01:53:10,056
* You know it ain't going
change cause now I'm *

2240
01:53:10,090 --> 01:53:14,227
* Feeling sometime *

2241
01:53:14,260 --> 01:53:15,695
* And yet the truth remains *

2242
01:53:15,729 --> 01:53:17,163
* This ain't the same *

2243
01:53:17,197 --> 01:53:19,165
* With the Lois
Lane by my side *

2244
01:53:19,199 --> 01:53:20,166
- Yes, sir.

2245
01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:21,501
- We love you, Lorne Michaels.

2246
01:53:21,534 --> 01:53:22,502
Thank you for this, man.

2247
01:53:22,535 --> 01:53:23,937
- Thank you so much.

2248
01:53:23,970 --> 01:53:25,872
Blaze one for the nation.

2249
01:53:25,905 --> 01:53:32,912
* *

2250
01:53:34,814 --> 01:53:35,815
Keep moving on.

2251
01:53:41,688 --> 01:53:46,693
[applause]

2252
01:53:46,726 --> 01:53:47,727
- Snoop Dogg.

2253
01:53:50,096 --> 01:53:53,099
- Snoop Dogg and Jelly
Roll, everybody!

2254
01:53:55,468 --> 01:53:57,337
We're having fun.
We're doing the show.

2255
01:53:57,370 --> 01:53:58,338
We're watching the show.

2256
01:53:58,371 --> 01:53:59,406
Are you enjoying the show?

2257
01:53:59,439 --> 01:54:00,407
- Let's do the show!

2258
01:54:00,440 --> 01:54:01,675
- Enjoying the show!

2259
01:54:01,708 --> 01:54:02,676
- Everyone--

2260
01:54:02,709 --> 01:54:04,277
- We love the show!

2261
01:54:04,310 --> 01:54:05,412
It's so fun.

2262
01:54:05,445 --> 01:54:07,313
I started
as an impressionist, and

2263
01:54:07,347 --> 01:54:09,349
half of the impressions
I did for my audition

2264
01:54:09,382 --> 01:54:10,750
are in this room tonight.

2265
01:54:10,784 --> 01:54:12,118
So it really makes me nervous.

2266
01:54:12,152 --> 01:54:13,153
I'm having a great time.

2267
01:54:15,221 --> 01:54:18,591
Was-- is Sandler here?

2268
01:54:18,625 --> 01:54:20,527
Yeah, I started doing--

2269
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:22,762
I want to thank Sandler
because I started--

2270
01:54:22,796 --> 01:54:25,932
when you auditioned for the
show, I should just mention,

2271
01:54:25,965 --> 01:54:28,468
you're in a room, and there's
no one there, you know.

2272
01:54:28,501 --> 01:54:29,836
There's maybe six people.

2273
01:54:29,869 --> 01:54:31,971
You're there, Lorne,
and there's maybe, like, two

2274
01:54:32,072 --> 01:54:33,473
or three other people there.

2275
01:54:33,506 --> 01:54:34,474
And you get nervous.

2276
01:54:34,507 --> 01:54:35,608
And I'm doing my act.

2277
01:54:35,642 --> 01:54:37,577
And I remember--
what's up buddy--

2278
01:54:37,610 --> 01:54:40,313
I remember Marci Klein came
up to me, and she goes,

2279
01:54:40,347 --> 01:54:43,783
Jimmy, just so you know, Lorne
doesn't laugh at everything.

2280
01:54:43,817 --> 01:54:45,318
So don't let it throw
you if you're doing

2281
01:54:45,352 --> 01:54:46,453
your audition and he doesn't.

2282
01:54:46,486 --> 01:54:47,754
I go, OK, yeah, yeah,
yeah, of course.

2283
01:54:47,787 --> 01:54:48,822
And then, I went in.

2284
01:54:48,855 --> 01:54:50,090
They go, let's do
hair and makeup.

2285
01:54:50,123 --> 01:54:51,424
And I've never had hair
and makeup in my life.

2286
01:54:51,458 --> 01:54:52,992
So I go in, and I
get makeup on.

2287
01:54:53,093 --> 01:54:54,728
I get my hair done.
It's unbelievable.

2288
01:54:54,761 --> 01:54:56,162
And I go in.

2289
01:54:56,196 --> 01:54:57,831
They go, hey, Jimmy, just
to give you a little tip,

2290
01:54:57,864 --> 01:55:00,367
Lorne doesn't laugh.

2291
01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:02,268
So don't let it throw you
if you're doing an audition,

2292
01:55:02,302 --> 01:55:03,803
and he doesn't.
I go, OK.

2293
01:55:03,837 --> 01:55:05,805
And they go, go get
your microphone on.

2294
01:55:05,839 --> 01:55:07,540
So then, I went and got
my microphone on.

2295
01:55:07,574 --> 01:55:09,476
And the audio guy comes up
to me, and he puts the mic on.

2296
01:55:09,509 --> 01:55:11,845
He goes, hey, Jimmy, I just
want to give you a little tip.

2297
01:55:11,878 --> 01:55:13,346
Lorne doesn't really laugh.

2298
01:55:13,380 --> 01:55:14,647
And I go, I get it.

2299
01:55:14,681 --> 01:55:15,849
What's this guy's problem?

2300
01:55:15,882 --> 01:55:17,884
I mean, he's
in the wrong business.

2301
01:55:17,917 --> 01:55:19,886
Why doesn't he laugh?

2302
01:55:19,919 --> 01:55:22,922
And so I went,
and I did my act.

2303
01:55:22,956 --> 01:55:26,393
And at one part of my act, I do
an impression of Adam Sandler.

2304
01:55:26,426 --> 01:55:28,495
And it was right after
he left the show,

2305
01:55:28,528 --> 01:55:30,497
and no one had really done
an Adam Sandler impression.

2306
01:55:30,530 --> 01:55:33,533
And I started with the kind
of mumbling and going, how you

2307
01:55:33,566 --> 01:55:34,534
doing, all right?

2308
01:55:34,567 --> 01:55:35,702
You know, I, uh--

2309
01:55:35,735 --> 01:55:36,936
I-- that's right.

2310
01:55:36,970 --> 01:55:40,206
I went to-- hey ya, who
yeh, yeh, who yeh, yeh.

2311
01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:42,509
Why do yeh-- shut up!

2312
01:55:42,542 --> 01:55:43,510
You know?

2313
01:55:43,543 --> 01:55:45,478
And he started laughing.

2314
01:55:49,949 --> 01:55:51,918
And I got-- and I got the job.

2315
01:55:51,951 --> 01:55:53,453
So I appreciate it, Lorne.

2316
01:55:53,486 --> 01:55:54,854
Thank you for the job.

2317
01:55:54,888 --> 01:55:57,657
And thank you, Adam Sandler.

2318
01:55:57,691 --> 01:55:59,092
I appreciate it.

2319
01:55:59,092 --> 01:56:03,797
And thank you for this
crazy life that I'm living.

2320
01:56:03,830 --> 01:56:05,031
No, I'm going to go
over to the stage

2321
01:56:05,065 --> 01:56:06,800
here and introduce--
are you guys having fun?

2322
01:56:06,833 --> 01:56:08,234
Is this unbelievable?

2323
01:56:08,268 --> 01:56:09,769
It's on this next level.

2324
01:56:09,803 --> 01:56:11,304
I love everybody here.

2325
01:56:11,338 --> 01:56:13,840
Oh, my gosh, what a lucky guy.

2326
01:56:13,873 --> 01:56:14,841
All right, here we go.

2327
01:56:14,874 --> 01:56:16,076
I'm going up here.

2328
01:56:16,109 --> 01:56:17,277
Hey, how are you guys
doing in the pit?

2329
01:56:17,310 --> 01:56:18,345
Everything good?

2330
01:56:18,378 --> 01:56:19,713
You needing any
water or anything?

2331
01:56:19,746 --> 01:56:20,714
You needing anything?

2332
01:56:20,747 --> 01:56:23,049
All right, good.

2333
01:56:23,049 --> 01:56:24,351
Oh, yeah, here we go.

2334
01:56:24,384 --> 01:56:27,287
All right, this-- this is
my safe stage over here.

2335
01:56:27,320 --> 01:56:28,755
Everything works in here.

2336
01:56:28,788 --> 01:56:31,891
OK, ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Arcade Fire,

2337
01:56:31,925 --> 01:56:36,196
David Byrne and St. Vincent!

2338
01:56:36,229 --> 01:56:39,232
["heroes" playing]

2339
01:57:21,875 --> 01:57:28,515
* I, I wish I could swim *

2340
01:57:29,849 --> 01:57:35,855
* Like dolphins, like
dolphins can swim *

2341
01:57:37,357 --> 01:57:43,329
* And though nothing, nothing
can keep us together *

2342
01:57:44,330 --> 01:57:47,701
* And there's nothing *

2343
01:57:47,734 --> 01:57:51,471
* To tell us the weather *

2344
01:57:51,504 --> 01:57:57,711
* And we can be heroes,
Just for one day *

2345
01:57:58,712 --> 01:58:00,013
* What you say *

2346
01:58:00,046 --> 01:58:07,020
* Yeah *

2347
01:58:08,188 --> 01:58:15,161
* *

2348
01:58:19,332 --> 01:58:24,037
* I will be king *

2349
01:58:24,070 --> 01:58:31,044
* And you, you will be queen *

2350
01:58:32,312 --> 01:58:38,818
* Though nothing will
drive them away *

2351
01:58:38,852 --> 01:58:45,859
* We can be heroes,
just for one day *

2352
01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:52,365
* We can be us,
just for one day *

2353
01:59:11,284 --> 01:59:16,389
* I, I can remember *

2354
01:59:16,423 --> 01:59:19,025
* I remember *

2355
01:59:19,059 --> 01:59:23,763
* Standing by the wall *

2356
01:59:23,797 --> 01:59:26,099
* By the wall *

2357
01:59:26,132 --> 01:59:32,038
* And the guns, shot
above our heads *

2358
01:59:32,038 --> 01:59:34,174
* Over our heads *

2359
01:59:34,207 --> 01:59:39,479
* And we kissed, as though
nothing could fall *

2360
01:59:39,512 --> 01:59:41,915
* Nothing could fall *

2361
01:59:41,948 --> 01:59:48,788
* And the shame was
on the other side *

2362
01:59:50,056 --> 01:59:56,629
* We can beat them,
forever and ever *

2363
01:59:57,931 --> 02:00:04,204
* We could be heroes,
just for one day *

2364
02:00:08,975 --> 02:00:15,949
* We can be heroes *

2365
02:00:17,217 --> 02:00:23,056
* We can be heroes,
just for one day *

2366
02:00:23,089 --> 02:00:24,657
* One day *

2367
02:00:24,691 --> 02:00:26,993
* We can be heroes *

2368
02:00:27,027 --> 02:00:28,428
* One day *

2369
02:00:28,461 --> 02:00:32,365
* Just for one day *

2370
02:00:32,399 --> 02:00:34,834
* We can be heroes *

2371
02:00:47,847 --> 02:00:51,651
* When the days go by *

2372
02:00:51,685 --> 02:00:58,658
* And the days go by *

2373
02:01:04,397 --> 02:01:07,400
[jazz music playing]

2374
02:01:12,372 --> 02:01:14,207
- The Preservation
Hall Jazz Band!

2375
02:01:16,710 --> 02:01:23,717
* # # *

2376
02:02:15,502 --> 02:02:18,872
- One, two, three

2377
02:02:18,905 --> 02:02:25,345
* Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *

2378
02:02:25,378 --> 02:02:31,985
* oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *

2379
02:02:32,986 --> 02:02:39,592
* Oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *

2380
02:02:40,827 --> 02:02:47,467
* Somethin' filled up *

2381
02:02:47,500 --> 02:02:52,105
* My heart with nothing *

2382
02:02:52,138 --> 02:02:54,307
* *

2383
02:02:54,341 --> 02:03:00,246
* Someone told me not to cry *

2384
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:07,087
* *

2385
02:03:08,088 --> 02:03:12,058
* Now that I'm older *

2386
02:03:12,092 --> 02:03:14,461
* *

2387
02:03:14,494 --> 02:03:18,932
* My heart is colder *

2388
02:03:18,965 --> 02:03:20,900
* *

2389
02:03:20,934 --> 02:03:24,537
* And I can't *

2390
02:03:24,571 --> 02:03:28,074
* See that it's a lie *

2391
02:03:28,074 --> 02:03:33,146
* *

2392
02:03:33,179 --> 02:03:38,451
* Oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *

2393
02:03:38,485 --> 02:03:45,225
* oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh *

2394
02:03:46,226 --> 02:03:49,462
* Oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *

2395
02:03:52,732 --> 02:03:55,935
* *

2396
02:03:55,969 --> 02:03:59,506
* Children wake up *

2397
02:03:59,539 --> 02:04:01,675
* *

2398
02:04:01,708 --> 02:04:08,181
* Hold your mistake up *

2399
02:04:08,214 --> 02:04:11,484
* Before they turn *

2400
02:04:11,518 --> 02:04:13,920
* the summer into dust *

2401
02:04:13,953 --> 02:04:20,627
* *

2402
02:04:21,628 --> 02:04:24,564
* If the children *

2403
02:04:24,597 --> 02:04:27,200
* Don't grow up *

2404
02:04:27,233 --> 02:04:29,069
* Our bodies get bigger *

2405
02:04:29,069 --> 02:04:33,673
* But our hearts get torn up *

2406
02:04:33,707 --> 02:04:36,076
* We're just a million
little gods *

2407
02:04:36,076 --> 02:04:37,577
* Causin' rain storms *

2408
02:04:37,610 --> 02:04:40,480
* Turning every
good thing to rust *

2409
02:04:40,513 --> 02:04:44,517
* *

2410
02:04:44,551 --> 02:04:47,320
* I guess we'll just
have to adjust *

2411
02:04:47,354 --> 02:04:53,093
* Oh oh, oh oh oh oh *

2412
02:04:53,093 --> 02:05:00,033
* oh oh, oh oh oh oh *

2413
02:05:00,033 --> 02:05:06,940
* Oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh *

2414
02:05:07,941 --> 02:05:12,779
* *

2415
02:05:12,812 --> 02:05:19,152
* With my lightning
bolts a-glowing *

2416
02:05:19,185 --> 02:05:25,825
* *

2417
02:05:25,859 --> 02:05:29,896
* I can see where *

2418
02:05:29,929 --> 02:05:33,933
* I am goin' to be *

2419
02:05:33,967 --> 02:05:38,071
* When the reaper he reaches *

2420
02:05:38,071 --> 02:05:41,574
* And touches my hand *

2421
02:05:41,608 --> 02:05:48,181
* *

2422
02:05:48,214 --> 02:05:53,086
* Oh, oh oh oh *

2423
02:05:53,119 --> 02:05:57,957
* oh oh oh oh *

2424
02:05:57,991 --> 02:06:03,329
* Oh oh oh oh *

2425
02:06:03,363 --> 02:06:07,767
* *

2426
02:06:07,801 --> 02:06:12,572
* Ah ah oh oh *

2427
02:06:12,605 --> 02:06:17,444
* ah ah oh oh *

2428
02:06:17,477 --> 02:06:21,848
* Ha ah ah oh *

2429
02:06:21,881 --> 02:06:24,284
* *

2430
02:06:24,317 --> 02:06:29,522
* With my lightning
bolts a-glowing *

2431
02:06:29,556 --> 02:06:31,324
* *

2432
02:06:31,358 --> 02:06:33,927
* I can see where *

2433
02:06:33,960 --> 02:06:38,898
* I am goin' to be *

2434
02:06:38,932 --> 02:06:43,536
* *

2435
02:06:43,570 --> 02:06:49,075
* With my lightning
bolts a-glowing *

2436
02:06:51,077 --> 02:06:52,846
* I can see *

2437
02:06:52,879 --> 02:06:57,984
* Where I am go goin' *

2438
02:06:58,084 --> 02:07:02,622
* *

2439
02:07:02,655 --> 02:07:05,291
* You better look out below *

2440
02:07:05,325 --> 02:07:12,332
* *

2441
02:07:16,403 --> 02:07:19,506
- David Byrne, Saint
Vincent, Thank you.

2442
02:07:19,539 --> 02:07:23,043
[applause]

2443
02:07:23,043 --> 02:07:30,050
* *

2444
02:07:37,724 --> 02:07:40,360
* Ha ah *

2445
02:07:40,393 --> 02:07:44,698
* *

2446
02:07:44,731 --> 02:07:49,369
* Ha ah ah oh *

2447
02:07:49,402 --> 02:07:53,773
* Oh oh oh oh *

2448
02:07:53,807 --> 02:07:57,177
* *

2449
02:07:57,210 --> 02:08:04,017
* Ah ah oh oh oh oh *

2450
02:08:04,050 --> 02:08:08,822
* oh oh, oh oh oh *

2451
02:08:08,855 --> 02:08:13,827
* Oh oh, oh oh oh *

2452
02:08:13,860 --> 02:08:16,062
* *

2453
02:08:16,096 --> 02:08:18,431
* Ah ah *

2454
02:08:18,465 --> 02:08:23,136
* Ah ah, ah ah oh *

2455
02:08:23,169 --> 02:08:27,907
* Oh oh, oh oh oh *

2456
02:08:27,941 --> 02:08:32,178
* Oh oh, oh oh oh *

2457
02:08:32,212 --> 02:08:34,914
* *

2458
02:08:34,948 --> 02:08:37,917
* Ah ah *

2459
02:08:37,951 --> 02:08:44,090
* *

2460
02:08:47,660 --> 02:08:49,662
[BILLY PRESTON, "NOTHING FROM
NOTHING"]

2461
02:08:49,696 --> 02:08:51,698
-* Nothing from
nothing leaves nothing *

2462
02:08:51,731 --> 02:08:57,470
- This next performer is not
only an incredible singer--

2463
02:08:57,504 --> 02:08:59,673
I'm so excited to be here!--

2464
02:08:59,706 --> 02:09:05,178
brilliant songwriter
and genius slide guitar player,

2465
02:09:05,211 --> 02:09:08,815
but she also happens to have
one of the best heads of hair

2466
02:09:08,848 --> 02:09:11,317
in all of rock and roll.

2467
02:09:11,351 --> 02:09:17,023
Ladies and gentlemen,
the goddess Bonnie Raitt.

2468
02:09:17,023 --> 02:09:19,459
["thing called love" playing]

2469
02:09:19,492 --> 02:09:26,499
* *

2470
02:09:32,439 --> 02:09:36,843
-* You don't have
to humble yourself to me *

2471
02:09:36,876 --> 02:09:39,846
* I ain't your church
or your king *

2472
02:09:39,879 --> 02:09:42,549
* I said, baby, *

2473
02:09:42,582 --> 02:09:45,251
* You know I ain't
no Queen of Sheba *

2474
02:09:45,285 --> 02:09:48,455
* *

2475
02:09:48,488 --> 02:09:52,258
* May not even
have our dignity *

2476
02:09:52,292 --> 02:09:54,761
* Could be a powerful thing *

2477
02:09:54,794 --> 02:09:58,064
* I said baby, we can choose, *

2478
02:09:58,064 --> 02:10:00,567
* You know we ain't no amoeba *

2479
02:10:00,600 --> 02:10:03,770
* *

2480
02:10:03,803 --> 02:10:07,407
* Are you ready
for the thing called love? *

2481
02:10:07,440 --> 02:10:08,975
* Don't come from me and you, *

2482
02:10:09,009 --> 02:10:11,077
* It comes from up above *

2483
02:10:11,111 --> 02:10:13,013
* I ain't no porcupine, *

2484
02:10:13,046 --> 02:10:15,215
* Take off them kid gloves *

2485
02:10:15,248 --> 02:10:19,652
* Are you ready
for the thing called love? *

2486
02:10:19,686 --> 02:10:26,559
* *

2487
02:10:26,593 --> 02:10:30,196
* I ain't no icon, honey,
carved out of soap *

2488
02:10:30,230 --> 02:10:33,633
* Sent here to clean
up your reputation *

2489
02:10:33,667 --> 02:10:38,138
* Baby, honey, you ain't
no Prince Charming *

2490
02:10:38,171 --> 02:10:41,741
* *

2491
02:10:41,775 --> 02:10:45,345
* We can live in fear
or act out of hope *

2492
02:10:45,378 --> 02:10:48,048
* Some kind
of peaceful situation *

2493
02:10:48,081 --> 02:10:50,684
* I said, baby, honey, *

2494
02:10:50,717 --> 02:10:53,520
* Why is that cry
of love so alarming? *

2495
02:10:53,553 --> 02:10:57,090
* *

2496
02:10:57,123 --> 02:11:00,260
* Are you ready
for the thing called love? *

2497
02:11:00,293 --> 02:11:02,328
* Don't come from me and you, *

2498
02:11:02,362 --> 02:11:04,431
* It comes from up above *

2499
02:11:04,464 --> 02:11:06,399
* I ain't no porcupine, *

2500
02:11:06,433 --> 02:11:08,568
* Take off your kid gloves *

2501
02:11:08,601 --> 02:11:13,073
* Are you ready
for the thing called love? *

2502
02:11:13,073 --> 02:11:19,913
* *

2503
02:11:19,946 --> 02:11:23,783
* Ugly ducklings don't
turn into swans *

2504
02:11:23,817 --> 02:11:27,287
* Glide off down the lake *

2505
02:11:27,320 --> 02:11:31,391
* Whether them Ray-Bans
are off or on *

2506
02:11:31,424 --> 02:11:35,161
* You only see the world you *

2507
02:12:12,065 --> 02:12:16,069
* Are you ready
for the thing called love? *

2508
02:12:16,069 --> 02:12:17,637
* It don't come
from me and you, *

2509
02:12:17,671 --> 02:12:19,572
* It comes from up above *

2510
02:12:19,606 --> 02:12:21,474
* I ain't no porcupine, *

2511
02:12:21,508 --> 02:12:23,810
* Honey, take off
them kid gloves *

2512
02:12:23,843 --> 02:12:26,846
* Are you ready for *

2513
02:12:26,880 --> 02:12:30,550
* Are you ready for love? *

2514
02:12:30,583 --> 02:12:35,488
* *

2515
02:12:35,522 --> 02:12:37,724
* Ready for love? *

2516
02:12:37,757 --> 02:12:44,764
* *

2517
02:12:55,375 --> 02:13:00,747
[applause]

2518
02:13:00,780 --> 02:13:02,115
Thank you so much.

2519
02:13:09,656 --> 02:13:13,059
[soft music]

2520
02:13:13,093 --> 02:13:18,798
* *

2521
02:13:18,832 --> 02:13:20,667
I'm glad to be
here on Valentine's

2522
02:13:20,700 --> 02:13:22,302
Day celebrating love.

2523
02:13:26,406 --> 02:13:29,175
I'm very honored to be
able to play this next love

2524
02:13:29,209 --> 02:13:34,080
song about a love
that's slipped away,

2525
02:13:34,080 --> 02:13:35,448
with my friend Chris Martin.

2526
02:13:43,823 --> 02:13:46,393
Anybody out there with
a hurting heart out there,

2527
02:13:46,426 --> 02:13:48,795
that's going out to you.

2528
02:13:48,828 --> 02:13:53,266
["I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME"
PLAYING]

2529
02:13:53,299 --> 02:14:00,306
* *

2530
02:14:22,362 --> 02:14:26,700
* Turn down the lights, *

2531
02:14:26,733 --> 02:14:30,570
* Turn down the bed *

2532
02:14:30,603 --> 02:14:34,207
* Turn down these voices *

2533
02:14:34,240 --> 02:14:37,610
* Inside my head *

2534
02:14:37,644 --> 02:14:41,715
* Lay down with me, *

2535
02:14:41,748 --> 02:14:45,518
* Tell me no lies *

2536
02:14:45,552 --> 02:14:49,589
* Just hold me close, *

2537
02:14:49,622 --> 02:14:52,992
* Don't patronize *

2538
02:14:53,093 --> 02:14:58,498
* Don't patronize me *

2539
02:14:58,531 --> 02:15:03,636
* 'Cause I can't make you *

2540
02:15:03,670 --> 02:15:08,041
* Love me if you don't *

2541
02:15:08,041 --> 02:15:11,511
* You can't make your heart *

2542
02:15:11,544 --> 02:15:16,883
* Feel something it won't *

2543
02:15:16,916 --> 02:15:20,487
* Here in the dark, *

2544
02:15:20,520 --> 02:15:23,390
* In these final hours *

2545
02:15:23,423 --> 02:15:28,194
* I will lay down my heart, *

2546
02:15:28,228 --> 02:15:31,431
* Feel the power *

2547
02:15:31,464 --> 02:15:33,800
* But you won't, *

2548
02:15:33,833 --> 02:15:37,704
* No you won't *

2549
02:15:37,737 --> 02:15:42,475
* I can't make you love me *

2550
02:15:42,509 --> 02:15:45,412
* *

2551
02:15:45,445 --> 02:15:52,185
* If you don't *

2552
02:15:53,186 --> 02:15:59,926
* *

2553
02:16:01,027 --> 02:16:04,631
* I close my eyes *

2554
02:16:04,664 --> 02:16:08,468
* So I don't see *

2555
02:16:08,501 --> 02:16:12,072
* The love you don't feel *

2556
02:16:12,105 --> 02:16:14,841
* When you're holding me *

2557
02:16:14,874 --> 02:16:19,479
* And the morning will come, *

2558
02:16:19,512 --> 02:16:22,582
* I do what's right *

2559
02:16:22,615 --> 02:16:26,886
* Just give me until then *

2560
02:16:26,920 --> 02:16:31,157
* To give up this fight *

2561
02:16:31,191 --> 02:16:36,229
* And I will give
up this fight *

2562
02:16:36,262 --> 02:16:39,833
* *

2563
02:16:39,866 --> 02:16:44,437
* I can't make you love me *

2564
02:16:44,471 --> 02:16:47,974
* If you don't *

2565
02:16:48,074 --> 02:16:52,445
* You can't make a heart feel *

2566
02:16:52,479 --> 02:16:55,815
* Something it won't *

2567
02:16:55,849 --> 02:16:59,219
* Here in the dark, *

2568
02:16:59,252 --> 02:17:02,222
* In these final hours *

2569
02:17:02,255 --> 02:17:06,026
* I will lay down my heart *

2570
02:17:06,026 --> 02:17:10,163
* And I'll feel the power *

2571
02:17:10,196 --> 02:17:12,599
* But you won't, *

2572
02:17:12,632 --> 02:17:16,736
* No you won't *

2573
02:17:16,770 --> 02:17:23,510
* I can't make you love me *

2574
02:17:23,543 --> 02:17:30,383
* If you don't *

2575
02:17:30,417 --> 02:17:37,424
* *

2576
02:18:23,603 --> 02:18:26,473
Thank you, Chris and the Roots.

2577
02:18:26,506 --> 02:18:28,041
Thanks, everybody.

2578
02:18:28,041 --> 02:18:30,877
Thanks to "SNL" for putting
me on so many times.

2579
02:18:30,910 --> 02:18:32,379
Thank you.

2580
02:18:32,412 --> 02:18:34,814
- Oh, man.

2581
02:18:34,848 --> 02:18:36,449
[applause]

2582
02:18:36,483 --> 02:18:37,484
- Yeah.

2583
02:18:39,519 --> 02:18:40,920
That was it?
I'm up?

2584
02:18:40,954 --> 02:18:41,921
Hey, Chevy.

2585
02:18:41,955 --> 02:18:43,156
Hey, buddy.

2586
02:18:43,189 --> 02:18:44,391
Am I going?
Hey, everybody.

2587
02:18:44,424 --> 02:18:46,059
How about that?
It was unbelievable.

2588
02:18:46,059 --> 02:18:47,060
Bonnie Raitt.

2589
02:18:50,830 --> 02:18:52,132
She played that one.

2590
02:18:52,165 --> 02:18:53,933
We were on the show,
our cast, man,

2591
02:18:53,967 --> 02:18:55,602
and I remember watching
that and being blown away.

2592
02:18:55,635 --> 02:18:56,736
That was beautiful.

2593
02:18:56,770 --> 02:18:59,673
And, man, this
is a great night.

2594
02:18:59,706 --> 02:19:00,774
I can't tell you.

2595
02:19:00,807 --> 02:19:02,809
I can't not say
thank you to Lorne.

2596
02:19:02,842 --> 02:19:03,810
All of us.

2597
02:19:03,843 --> 02:19:05,178
Let's give it up
to Lorne again.

2598
02:19:05,211 --> 02:19:06,179
[applause]

2599
02:19:06,212 --> 02:19:07,747
He doesn't like that.

2600
02:19:07,781 --> 02:19:09,015
He's not enjoying that.

2601
02:19:09,015 --> 02:19:10,717
But come on.
Thank you.

2602
02:19:10,750 --> 02:19:11,818
Thanks for Lorne.

2603
02:19:11,851 --> 02:19:13,219
If it wasn't for Lorne,
we wouldn't have

2604
02:19:13,253 --> 02:19:15,221
this incredible night tonight.

2605
02:19:15,255 --> 02:19:17,390
We love you, buddy.

2606
02:19:17,424 --> 02:19:18,525
We all love you.

2607
02:19:18,558 --> 02:19:20,126
Come on now.

2608
02:19:20,160 --> 02:19:23,163
Yeah Lorne, we
appreciate everything

2609
02:19:23,196 --> 02:19:27,400
you did for all of us, pal.

2610
02:19:27,434 --> 02:19:28,435
Love you, pal.

2611
02:19:28,468 --> 02:19:29,903
Thank you.

2612
02:19:29,936 --> 02:19:31,104
OK.

2613
02:19:31,137 --> 02:19:32,472
All right, you guys.

2614
02:19:32,505 --> 02:19:35,675
And I gotta say a big
thank you to Kevin Nealon

2615
02:19:35,709 --> 02:19:37,210
for paying for this.

2616
02:19:37,243 --> 02:19:38,511
Kevin Nealon.

2617
02:19:38,545 --> 02:19:40,046
Give it up for Kevin Nealon.

2618
02:19:40,046 --> 02:19:41,414
He's paying.

2619
02:19:41,448 --> 02:19:43,850
All right, so I'm
going to do this.

2620
02:19:43,883 --> 02:19:46,920
My cast, besides Bonnie,
we saw the next--

2621
02:19:46,953 --> 02:19:50,557
these next guys play
while my cast was there,

2622
02:19:50,590 --> 02:19:54,294
and it was an explosive
moment for all of us.

2623
02:19:54,327 --> 02:19:55,495
It changed it all.

2624
02:19:55,528 --> 02:19:58,865
Three guys rocking
out in a way no one

2625
02:19:58,898 --> 02:20:02,535
had ever seen before,
led by a young badass

2626
02:20:02,569 --> 02:20:04,637
who we will never forget.

2627
02:20:04,671 --> 02:20:08,208
But the music will
live on forever.

2628
02:20:08,241 --> 02:20:13,313
Ladies and gentlemen,
Post Nirvana.

2629
02:20:13,346 --> 02:20:18,318
[applause]

2630
02:20:43,143 --> 02:20:46,112
["SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT"
PLAYING]

2631
02:20:46,146 --> 02:20:53,153
* *

2632
02:21:16,609 --> 02:21:20,547
-* Load up on guns,
bring your friends *

2633
02:21:20,580 --> 02:21:24,751
* It's fun to lose
and to pretend *

2634
02:21:24,784 --> 02:21:28,822
* She's over-bored
and self-assured *

2635
02:21:28,855 --> 02:21:32,759
* Oh, no, I know a dirty word *

2636
02:21:32,792 --> 02:21:36,730
* Hello, hello,
hello, how low *

2637
02:21:36,763 --> 02:21:40,800
* Hello, hello,
hello, how low *

2638
02:21:40,834 --> 02:21:47,407
* Hello, hello,
hello, how low *

2639
02:21:47,440 --> 02:21:50,477
* With the lights out,
it's less dangerous *

2640
02:21:50,510 --> 02:21:55,448
* Here we are now,
entertain us *

2641
02:21:55,482 --> 02:21:59,452
* I feel stupid
and contagious *

2642
02:21:59,486 --> 02:22:03,390
* Here we are now,
entertain us *

2643
02:22:03,423 --> 02:22:07,460
* A mulatto, an albino, *

2644
02:22:07,494 --> 02:22:13,299
* A mosquito, my libido, yeah *

2645
02:22:17,671 --> 02:22:19,906
* Hey *

2646
02:22:28,748 --> 02:22:32,986
* I'm worse at what I do best *

2647
02:22:33,086 --> 02:22:37,090
* And for this gift,
I feel blessed *

2648
02:22:37,090 --> 02:22:40,927
* Our little group
it's always been *

2649
02:22:40,960 --> 02:22:44,931
* And always will
until the end *

2650
02:22:44,964 --> 02:22:48,535
* Hello, hello,
hello, how low *

2651
02:22:48,568 --> 02:22:52,672
* Hello, hello, hello, how *

2652
02:22:52,706 --> 02:22:58,578
* Hello, hello,
hello, how low *

2653
02:22:58,611 --> 02:23:03,550
* *

2654
02:23:03,583 --> 02:23:07,520
* Here we are now,
entertain us *

2655
02:23:07,554 --> 02:23:11,191
* I feel stupid
and contagious *

2656
02:23:11,224 --> 02:23:15,962
* Here we are now,
entertain us *

2657
02:23:16,062 --> 02:23:19,432
* A mulatto, an albino *

2658
02:23:19,466 --> 02:23:23,670
* A mosquito, my libido *

2659
02:23:23,703 --> 02:23:25,271
* Hey *

2660
02:23:29,676 --> 02:23:32,445
* Hey *

2661
02:24:12,652 --> 02:24:16,723
* And I forget
just why I taste *

2662
02:24:16,756 --> 02:24:20,593
* Oh, yeah, I guess
it makes me smile *

2663
02:24:20,627 --> 02:24:24,597
* I find it hard,
it's hard to find *

2664
02:24:24,631 --> 02:24:28,501
* Oh well, whatever,
never mind *

2665
02:24:28,535 --> 02:24:32,138
* Hello, hello,
hello, how low *

2666
02:24:32,172 --> 02:24:36,776
* Hello, hello,
hello, how low *

2667
02:24:36,810 --> 02:24:40,747
* Hello, hello, hello *

2668
02:24:40,780 --> 02:24:43,083
* *

2669
02:24:43,083 --> 02:24:47,087
* With the lights out,
it's less dangerous *

2670
02:24:47,087 --> 02:24:50,924
* Here we are now,
entertain us *

2671
02:24:50,957 --> 02:24:54,928
* I feel stupid
and contagious *

2672
02:24:54,961 --> 02:24:58,832
* Here we are now,
entertain us *

2673
02:24:58,865 --> 02:25:02,569
* A mulatto, an albino *

2674
02:25:02,602 --> 02:25:06,639
* A mosquito, my libido *

2675
02:25:06,673 --> 02:25:11,044
* A denial, a denial *

2676
02:25:11,044 --> 02:25:14,481
* A denial, a denial *

2677
02:25:14,514 --> 02:25:18,551
* A denial, a denial *

2678
02:25:18,585 --> 02:25:22,322
* A denial, a denial *

2679
02:25:22,355 --> 02:25:23,957
* A denial *

2680
02:25:36,136 --> 02:25:40,440
[applause]

2681
02:25:40,473 --> 02:25:41,474
Thank you.

2682
02:26:04,064 --> 02:26:05,565
[ELVIS COSTELLO, "RADIO,
RADIO"]

2683
02:26:05,598 --> 02:26:08,068
* Wonderful radio *

2684
02:26:08,101 --> 02:26:10,303
* Marvelous radio *

2685
02:26:10,337 --> 02:26:14,140
- Hello, hello,
hello, hello, hello.

2686
02:26:14,174 --> 02:26:15,775
My name's John Mulaney.

2687
02:26:15,809 --> 02:26:18,678
Yeah, finally a fucking
name on this show.

2688
02:26:18,712 --> 02:26:22,649
Finally, at long last,
I'm going to talk

2689
02:26:22,682 --> 02:26:25,218
for 30 minutes and then
sing "Touch of Gray"

2690
02:26:25,251 --> 02:26:26,252
by the Grateful Dead.

2691
02:26:26,286 --> 02:26:28,788
[laughter]

2692
02:26:28,822 --> 02:26:31,558
Real quickly, I just want
to say, I keep thinking.

2693
02:26:31,591 --> 02:26:33,893
Tonight how much Hal Willner
would love to have been here.

2694
02:26:33,927 --> 02:26:34,894
And--

2695
02:26:34,928 --> 02:26:36,363
[cheering]

2696
02:26:36,396 --> 02:26:38,965
--I miss that dude every day.

2697
02:26:39,065 --> 02:26:40,767
He would have loved
so much of tonight,

2698
02:26:40,800 --> 02:26:42,936
and he also would have
hated parts of tonight,

2699
02:26:42,969 --> 02:26:44,371
and I would have
loved to talk to him

2700
02:26:44,404 --> 02:26:45,939
about the parts he hated.

2701
02:26:45,972 --> 02:26:48,575
I can't believe that
this weekend is the 10th

2702
02:26:48,608 --> 02:26:51,311
anniversary of "Saturday
Night Live's 40th

2703
02:26:51,344 --> 02:26:53,413
Anniversary Special."

2704
02:26:53,446 --> 02:26:56,082
It's crazy how
the time goes by.

2705
02:26:56,082 --> 02:26:58,351
You know, the original
plan in 1975

2706
02:26:58,385 --> 02:27:01,354
was to have no popular
music and no hosts

2707
02:27:01,388 --> 02:27:05,825
and just do sketch comedy and
be canceled within six weeks.

2708
02:27:05,859 --> 02:27:08,028
When I was a writer
here, I once

2709
02:27:08,028 --> 02:27:10,697
went to Lorne Michaels office,
and I asked him earnestly

2710
02:27:10,730 --> 02:27:14,701
and sincerely to please cut
the second song by Linkin Park

2711
02:27:14,734 --> 02:27:17,037
to make room for one
of my sketches.

2712
02:27:17,037 --> 02:27:18,038
[laughter]

2713
02:27:18,038 --> 02:27:21,274
And he said, we don't do that.

2714
02:27:21,307 --> 02:27:23,510
And thank god he
won that argument.

2715
02:27:23,543 --> 02:27:26,479
Can you imagine if we didn't
get that version of "Bleed It

2716
02:27:26,513 --> 02:27:30,083
Out" at 12:45 in the morning?

2717
02:27:30,116 --> 02:27:33,920
It is an honor to bring up
the pop star that other pop

2718
02:27:33,953 --> 02:27:36,856
stars wish they were
and the only music

2719
02:27:36,890 --> 02:27:38,925
icon that I can dance like.

2720
02:27:38,958 --> 02:27:42,429
Ladies and gentlemen,
Robin and David Byrne.

2721
02:27:42,462 --> 02:27:45,899
[cheering, applause]

2722
02:27:47,867 --> 02:27:50,804
["dancing on my own" playing]

2723
02:27:50,837 --> 02:27:57,844
* *

2724
02:28:05,785 --> 02:28:09,656
-* Somebody says you
got a new friend *

2725
02:28:09,689 --> 02:28:13,460
* *

2726
02:28:13,493 --> 02:28:17,831
* Does she love you
better than I can? *

2727
02:28:17,864 --> 02:28:21,267
* *

2728
02:28:21,301 --> 02:28:25,438
* This big black
sky over my town *

2729
02:28:25,472 --> 02:28:29,509
* *

2730
02:28:29,542 --> 02:28:33,813
* I know where you at,
I bet she's around *

2731
02:28:33,847 --> 02:28:38,118
* *

2732
02:28:38,151 --> 02:28:41,955
* Yeah, I know it's stupid *

2733
02:28:42,055 --> 02:28:46,192
* But I just gotta
see it for myself *

2734
02:28:46,226 --> 02:28:48,061
* I'm in the corner *

2735
02:28:48,094 --> 02:28:50,330
* Watching you kiss her *

2736
02:28:50,363 --> 02:28:54,100
* Oh, oh *

2737
02:28:54,134 --> 02:28:56,536
* I'm right over here *

2738
02:28:56,569 --> 02:28:58,571
* Why can't you see me? *

2739
02:28:58,605 --> 02:29:00,273
* Oh *

2740
02:29:00,306 --> 02:29:02,375
* *

2741
02:29:02,409 --> 02:29:04,077
* I'm giving it my all *

2742
02:29:04,110 --> 02:29:08,882
* But I'm not the girl
you're taking home *

2743
02:29:08,915 --> 02:29:10,617
* Ooh *

2744
02:29:10,650 --> 02:29:15,155
* I keep dancing on my own *

2745
02:29:15,188 --> 02:29:18,925
* I keep dancing on my own *

2746
02:29:19,025 --> 02:29:22,028
-* I'm just going
to dance all night *

2747
02:29:22,062 --> 02:29:23,296
- Come on

2748
02:29:23,329 --> 02:29:27,200
* *

2749
02:29:27,233 --> 02:29:31,104
-* So messed up,
I'm all out of line *

2750
02:29:31,137 --> 02:29:35,175
* *

2751
02:29:35,208 --> 02:29:39,079
* Stilettos
and broken bottles *

2752
02:29:39,112 --> 02:29:43,650
* I'm spinning
around in circles *

2753
02:29:43,683 --> 02:29:45,719
* I'm in the corner *

2754
02:29:45,752 --> 02:29:47,821
* Watching you kiss her *

2755
02:29:47,854 --> 02:29:49,422
* Oh *

2756
02:29:49,456 --> 02:29:51,491
* *

2757
02:29:51,524 --> 02:29:53,760
* I'm right over here *

2758
02:29:53,793 --> 02:29:56,062
* Why can't you see me? *

2759
02:29:56,062 --> 02:29:57,597
* Oh *

2760
02:29:57,630 --> 02:29:59,866
* *

2761
02:29:59,899 --> 02:30:01,868
* I'm giving it my all *

2762
02:30:01,901 --> 02:30:03,803
* But I'm not the guy *

2763
02:30:03,837 --> 02:30:06,306
* You're taking home *

2764
02:30:06,339 --> 02:30:08,108
* Ooh *

2765
02:30:08,141 --> 02:30:12,479
* I keep dancing on my own *

2766
02:30:12,512 --> 02:30:16,549
* I keep dancing on my own *

2767
02:30:16,583 --> 02:30:23,590
* *

2768
02:30:32,699 --> 02:30:37,137
* So far away,
but still so near *

2769
02:30:37,170 --> 02:30:40,674
* Lights go on,
the music dies *

2770
02:30:40,707 --> 02:30:45,045
* But you don't see
me standing here *

2771
02:30:45,078 --> 02:30:46,946
* I just came *

2772
02:30:46,980 --> 02:30:49,049
* To say goodbye *

2773
02:30:49,082 --> 02:30:51,117
* I'm in the corner *

2774
02:30:51,151 --> 02:30:53,353
* Watching you kiss her *

2775
02:30:53,386 --> 02:30:55,121
* Oh *

2776
02:30:55,155 --> 02:30:57,357
* *

2777
02:30:57,390 --> 02:30:59,292
* I'm giving it my all *

2778
02:30:59,325 --> 02:31:03,730
* But I'm not the girl
you're taking home *

2779
02:31:03,763 --> 02:31:05,598
* Ooh *

2780
02:31:05,632 --> 02:31:09,969
* I keep dancing on my own *

2781
02:31:10,070 --> 02:31:13,907
* I keep dancing on my own *

2782
02:31:13,940 --> 02:31:15,909
* I'm in the corner, *

2783
02:31:15,942 --> 02:31:18,078
* Watching you kiss her *

2784
02:31:18,111 --> 02:31:19,946
* Ooh *

2785
02:31:19,979 --> 02:31:21,781
* Oh *

2786
02:31:21,815 --> 02:31:24,150
* I'm right over here *

2787
02:31:24,184 --> 02:31:26,186
* Why can't you see me? *

2788
02:31:26,219 --> 02:31:29,989
* Oh, me *

2789
02:31:30,090 --> 02:31:32,225
* I'm giving it my all *

2790
02:31:32,258 --> 02:31:34,094
* But I'm not the girl *

2791
02:31:34,094 --> 02:31:36,563
* You're taking home *

2792
02:31:36,596 --> 02:31:38,398
* Ooh *

2793
02:31:38,431 --> 02:31:42,402
* I keep dancing on my own *

2794
02:31:42,435 --> 02:31:47,907
* I keep dancing on my own *

2795
02:31:47,941 --> 02:31:51,311
[cheering, applause]

2796
02:31:51,344 --> 02:31:58,251
* *

2797
02:31:59,252 --> 02:32:03,857
* I keep dancing on my own *

2798
02:32:03,890 --> 02:32:06,860
[cheering, applause]

2799
02:32:16,336 --> 02:32:19,272
["THIS MUST BE THE PLACE"
PLAYING]

2800
02:32:19,305 --> 02:32:26,312
* *

2801
02:32:56,176 --> 02:32:59,913
-* Home is where
I want to be *

2802
02:32:59,946 --> 02:33:03,950
* Pick me up
and turn me 'round *

2803
02:33:04,050 --> 02:33:06,653
* I feel numb *

2804
02:33:06,686 --> 02:33:08,655
* Born with a weak heart *

2805
02:33:08,688 --> 02:33:12,726
* I guess I must
be having fun *

2806
02:33:12,759 --> 02:33:17,230
* The less you say
about it, the better *

2807
02:33:17,263 --> 02:33:21,401
* Make it up as you go along *

2808
02:33:21,434 --> 02:33:23,436
* Feet on the ground *

2809
02:33:23,470 --> 02:33:25,472
* Head in the sky *

2810
02:33:25,505 --> 02:33:26,573
* It's OK *

2811
02:33:26,606 --> 02:33:30,377
* I know nothing's
wrong, nothing *

2812
02:33:30,410 --> 02:33:32,379
* Hi yo, *

2813
02:33:32,412 --> 02:33:38,785
* I got plenty of time *

2814
02:33:38,818 --> 02:33:40,887
* Hi yo, *

2815
02:33:40,920 --> 02:33:45,759
* You got light in your eyes *

2816
02:33:45,792 --> 02:33:51,097
* And you're standing
here beside me *

2817
02:33:51,131 --> 02:33:55,368
* I love the passing of time *

2818
02:33:55,402 --> 02:33:57,470
* Never for money *

2819
02:33:57,504 --> 02:33:59,239
* Always for love *

2820
02:33:59,272 --> 02:34:02,442
* Cover up and say good night *

2821
02:34:02,475 --> 02:34:04,577
* Say good night *

2822
02:34:04,611 --> 02:34:06,880
- Back!

2823
02:34:06,913 --> 02:34:13,920
* *

2824
02:34:18,058 --> 02:34:19,559
Yeah!

2825
02:34:19,592 --> 02:34:24,397
* *

2826
02:34:24,431 --> 02:34:28,368
* Home is where I want to be *

2827
02:34:28,401 --> 02:34:32,439
* But I guess I'm
already there *

2828
02:34:32,472 --> 02:34:34,774
* I come home *

2829
02:34:34,808 --> 02:34:36,976
* She lifted up her wings *

2830
02:34:37,077 --> 02:34:41,247
* I guess that this
must be the place *

2831
02:34:41,281 --> 02:34:45,418
* I can't tell
one from another *

2832
02:34:45,452 --> 02:34:49,789
* If I find you
or you find me *

2833
02:34:49,823 --> 02:34:51,691
* There was a time *

2834
02:34:51,725 --> 02:34:53,760
* Before we were born *

2835
02:34:53,793 --> 02:34:55,128
* If someone asks, *

2836
02:34:55,161 --> 02:34:56,963
* This is where I'll be *

2837
02:34:56,996 --> 02:34:58,732
* Where I'll be *

2838
02:34:58,765 --> 02:35:00,834
* Hi yo *

2839
02:35:00,867 --> 02:35:03,136
* We drift in and out *

2840
02:35:03,169 --> 02:35:07,173
* *

2841
02:35:07,207 --> 02:35:09,509
* Hi yo, *

2842
02:35:09,542 --> 02:35:14,247
* Sing into my mouth *

2843
02:35:14,280 --> 02:35:19,519
* Out of all those
kinds of people *

2844
02:35:19,552 --> 02:35:23,690
* You got a face with a view *

2845
02:35:23,723 --> 02:35:27,060
* I'm just an outlaw
looking for a home *

2846
02:35:27,060 --> 02:35:29,329
* A chance and space *

2847
02:35:29,362 --> 02:35:31,064
* For a minute or two *

2848
02:35:31,097 --> 02:35:32,899
* And you'll love me *

2849
02:35:32,932 --> 02:35:36,703
* Till my heart stops *

2850
02:35:36,736 --> 02:35:40,540
* Love me till I'm dead *

2851
02:35:40,573 --> 02:35:42,709
* Eyes that light up *

2852
02:35:42,742 --> 02:35:44,544
* Eyes look for you *

2853
02:35:44,577 --> 02:35:46,346
* Cover up the blank spots *

2854
02:35:46,379 --> 02:35:48,815
* Hit me on the head *

2855
02:35:48,848 --> 02:35:51,951
* Ooh, *

2856
02:35:51,985 --> 02:35:57,323
* Ooh, ooh, ooh *

2857
02:35:57,357 --> 02:36:00,427
* Ooh, *

2858
02:36:00,460 --> 02:36:05,832
* Ooh, ooh, ooh *

2859
02:36:05,865 --> 02:36:08,702
* Ooh, *

2860
02:36:08,735 --> 02:36:12,038
* Ooh, ooh, ooh *

2861
02:36:12,072 --> 02:36:14,274
[cheering, applause]

2862
02:36:14,307 --> 02:36:15,709
- Give it up for David Byrne!

2863
02:36:15,742 --> 02:36:16,743
- Robyn!

2864
02:36:20,313 --> 02:36:22,315
The Roots!

2865
02:36:22,349 --> 02:36:25,752
[cheering, applause]

2866
02:36:28,154 --> 02:36:32,726
- Dearly beloved, please
welcome Beyoncé and Prince.

2867
02:36:32,759 --> 02:36:38,231
* *

2868
02:36:38,264 --> 02:36:41,267
[cheering]

2869
02:36:49,109 --> 02:36:50,110
- Hey.

2870
02:36:54,214 --> 02:36:55,382
How's everybody doing?

2871
02:36:57,917 --> 02:36:59,085
Ooh, look at Prince.

2872
02:36:59,085 --> 02:37:01,788
He's so shy, y'all.

2873
02:37:01,821 --> 02:37:03,723
[laughter]

2874
02:37:05,258 --> 02:37:08,028
Prince wants y'all to know that
he splurged on the potstickers

2875
02:37:08,028 --> 02:37:09,029
stickers backstage.

2876
02:37:09,029 --> 02:37:11,765
[laughter]

2877
02:37:13,199 --> 02:37:18,171
He also had some delicious
flatbread pizza with corn.

2878
02:37:18,204 --> 02:37:20,940
[laughter]

2879
02:37:22,308 --> 02:37:25,378
He topped all that off
with some microgreens and

2880
02:37:25,412 --> 02:37:29,082
a very hot honey tea
with a Minnesota lemon.

2881
02:37:29,115 --> 02:37:32,052
[laughter]

2882
02:37:33,553 --> 02:37:38,358
Prince was wondering if anyone
had a Pepcid AC or a Tum

2883
02:37:38,391 --> 02:37:40,894
in their pocket book.

2884
02:37:40,927 --> 02:37:42,128
No?

2885
02:37:42,162 --> 02:37:44,297
You got one, Tiffany?

2886
02:37:44,330 --> 02:37:46,466
I'm gonna get you
after the show.

2887
02:37:46,499 --> 02:37:49,202
[laughter]

2888
02:37:49,235 --> 02:37:51,071
Oh.

2889
02:37:51,071 --> 02:37:54,808
Prince says he needs it
right now, but he can wait.

2890
02:37:54,841 --> 02:37:57,143
[laughter]

2891
02:37:58,978 --> 02:38:01,247
Ooh, Prince also says
that he has something

2892
02:38:01,281 --> 02:38:03,116
very important to say.

2893
02:38:03,149 --> 02:38:05,418
What is it, Prince?

2894
02:38:05,452 --> 02:38:08,188
- Ladies and gentleman, Cher.

2895
02:38:08,221 --> 02:38:11,157
[cheering]

2896
02:38:16,563 --> 02:38:19,466
["IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME"
PLAYING]

2897
02:38:19,499 --> 02:38:26,506
* *

2898
02:38:31,311 --> 02:38:35,348
-* If I could turn back time *

2899
02:38:35,382 --> 02:38:39,152
* If I could find a way *

2900
02:38:39,185 --> 02:38:43,056
* I'd take back all those
words that hurt you *

2901
02:38:43,056 --> 02:38:46,192
* And you'd stay *

2902
02:38:46,226 --> 02:38:50,063
* I don't know why I
did the things I did *

2903
02:38:50,063 --> 02:38:53,933
* I don't know why I
said the things I said *

2904
02:38:53,967 --> 02:38:55,068
* Pride's like a knife *

2905
02:38:55,068 --> 02:38:57,504
* It can cut deep inside *

2906
02:38:57,537 --> 02:38:59,305
* Words are like weapons *

2907
02:38:59,339 --> 02:39:03,410
* They wound sometimes *

2908
02:39:03,443 --> 02:39:07,547
* I really didn't
mean to hurt you *

2909
02:39:07,580 --> 02:39:09,716
* I didn't want to see you go *

2910
02:39:09,749 --> 02:39:11,217
* I know I made you cry *

2911
02:39:11,251 --> 02:39:16,022
* And, darling, if I
could turn back time *

2912
02:39:16,022 --> 02:39:20,026
* If I could find a way *

2913
02:39:20,026 --> 02:39:23,763
* I'd take back all
the words that hurt you *

2914
02:39:23,797 --> 02:39:25,799
* And you'd stay *

2915
02:39:25,832 --> 02:39:29,703
* If I could reach the stars *

2916
02:39:29,736 --> 02:39:33,340
* I'd give them all to you *

2917
02:39:33,373 --> 02:39:36,142
* then you'd love me, love me *

2918
02:39:36,176 --> 02:39:40,613
* Like you used to do *

2919
02:39:40,647 --> 02:39:42,549
* If I could turn back time *

2920
02:39:42,582 --> 02:39:43,850
* My world was shattered *

2921
02:39:43,883 --> 02:39:45,885
* I was torn apart *

2922
02:39:45,919 --> 02:39:50,056
* Like someone took a knife
and drove it deep in my heart *

2923
02:39:50,056 --> 02:39:51,257
* When you walked
out the door *

2924
02:39:51,291 --> 02:39:53,360
* I swore that I didn't care *

2925
02:39:53,393 --> 02:40:00,066
* But I lost
everything, darling *

2926
02:40:00,000 --> 02:40:03,837
* Just so I could
tell you I was sorry *

2927
02:40:03,870 --> 02:40:05,972
* Too proud to tell
you I was wrong *

2928
02:40:06,006 --> 02:40:07,774
* I know that I was blind *

2929
02:40:07,807 --> 02:40:12,178
* And, darling, if I
could turn back time *

2930
02:40:12,212 --> 02:40:16,383
* Well, if I could find a way *

2931
02:40:16,416 --> 02:40:20,120
* I'd take back all that
words that have hurt you *

2932
02:40:20,153 --> 02:40:21,988
* And you'd stay *

2933
02:40:22,022 --> 02:40:26,059
* If I could reach the stars *

2934
02:40:26,092 --> 02:40:30,130
* I gave them all to you *

2935
02:40:30,163 --> 02:40:32,499
* Then you'd love me, love me *

2936
02:40:32,532 --> 02:40:35,468
* Like you used to do *

2937
02:40:35,502 --> 02:40:38,938
* Oh *

2938
02:40:38,972 --> 02:40:40,907
* If I could turn back time *

2939
02:40:40,940 --> 02:40:42,909
* If I could turn back time *

2940
02:40:42,942 --> 02:40:44,744
* If I could turn back time *

2941
02:40:44,778 --> 02:40:46,746
* If I could turn back time *

2942
02:40:46,780 --> 02:40:50,517
* If I could turn back time *

2943
02:40:50,550 --> 02:40:55,689
* Oh, baby *

2944
02:40:55,722 --> 02:40:58,191
* Oh *

2945
02:40:58,224 --> 02:41:02,095
* I didn't really
want to hurt you *

2946
02:41:02,128 --> 02:41:04,230
* I never want to see you go *

2947
02:41:04,264 --> 02:41:06,066
* I know I made you cry *

2948
02:41:06,066 --> 02:41:10,570
* And, darling, if I
could turn back time *

2949
02:41:10,603 --> 02:41:14,641
* If I could find a way *

2950
02:41:14,674 --> 02:41:18,478
* I'd take back all the words
that have hurt you *

2951
02:41:18,511 --> 02:41:22,382
* If I could reach the stars *

2952
02:41:22,415 --> 02:41:26,453
* I'd give them all to you *

2953
02:41:26,486 --> 02:41:28,855
* And you'd love me, love me *

2954
02:41:28,888 --> 02:41:31,991
* Like you used to do *

2955
02:41:32,092 --> 02:41:34,894
* If I could turn back time *

2956
02:41:34,928 --> 02:41:37,731
* Turn back time *

2957
02:41:37,764 --> 02:41:42,102
* If I could find a way *

2958
02:41:42,102 --> 02:41:46,139
* And baby, baby, baby *

2959
02:41:46,172 --> 02:41:48,108
* You'd stay *

2960
02:41:48,108 --> 02:41:52,946
* *

2961
02:41:52,979 --> 02:41:58,852
[applause]

2962
02:41:58,885 --> 02:42:02,222
Thank you for being here.

2963
02:42:02,255 --> 02:42:03,356
Thank you so much.

2964
02:42:03,390 --> 02:42:04,357
Thank you.

2965
02:42:04,391 --> 02:42:07,160
[cheering]

2966
02:42:11,765 --> 02:42:13,833
Yes!

2967
02:42:17,470 --> 02:42:19,939
-* I'll always be
thinking of you *

2968
02:42:19,973 --> 02:42:24,844
* I'll always love
you, though, New York *

2969
02:42:24,878 --> 02:42:26,146
- Hello.

2970
02:42:26,179 --> 02:42:28,782
Dave Grohl gave me
his gloves backstage.

2971
02:42:28,815 --> 02:42:30,717
I'm sorry if I look
like The Weeknd.

2972
02:42:30,750 --> 02:42:32,252
I'll make it quick.

2973
02:42:32,285 --> 02:42:35,822
Everyone, please welcome my
favorite artist in the world,

2974
02:42:35,855 --> 02:42:37,290
Lady Gaga.

2975
02:42:37,323 --> 02:42:39,125
[cheering]

2976
02:42:40,126 --> 02:42:42,095
["shallow" playing]

2977
02:42:42,128 --> 02:42:49,102
* *

2978
02:43:18,531 --> 02:43:23,436
-* Tell me something, girl *

2979
02:43:23,470 --> 02:43:28,575
* Are you happy
in this modern world? *

2980
02:43:28,608 --> 02:43:30,710
* Or do you need more? *

2981
02:43:33,313 --> 02:43:37,617
* Is there something else
you're searching for? *

2982
02:43:37,650 --> 02:43:43,089
* I'm falling *

2983
02:43:43,089 --> 02:43:45,225
* In all the good times, *

2984
02:43:45,258 --> 02:43:50,897
* I find myself
longing for change *

2985
02:43:50,930 --> 02:43:53,099
* *

2986
02:43:53,099 --> 02:43:57,771
* And in the bad
times, I fear myself *

2987
02:43:57,804 --> 02:44:04,778
* *

2988
02:44:08,281 --> 02:44:13,319
* Tell me something, boy *

2989
02:44:13,353 --> 02:44:18,191
* Aren't you tired tryin
to fill that void? *

2990
02:44:18,224 --> 02:44:20,660
* Oh, do you need more? *

2991
02:44:23,363 --> 02:44:27,801
* Ain't it hard keeping
it so hardcore? *

2992
02:44:27,834 --> 02:44:33,073
* I'm falling *

2993
02:44:33,073 --> 02:44:35,208
* In all the good times, *

2994
02:44:35,241 --> 02:44:41,381
* I find myself
longing for change *

2995
02:44:41,414 --> 02:44:43,083
* *

2996
02:44:43,083 --> 02:44:48,088
* And in the bad
times, I fear myself *

2997
02:44:48,088 --> 02:44:50,523
* I'm off the deep end *

2998
02:44:50,557 --> 02:44:53,093
* Watch as I dive in *

2999
02:44:53,093 --> 02:44:57,564
* I'll never meet the ground *

3000
02:44:57,597 --> 02:45:00,266
* Crash through the surface *

3001
02:45:00,300 --> 02:45:02,469
* Where they can't hurt us *

3002
02:45:02,502 --> 02:45:08,375
* We're far from
the shallow now *

3003
02:45:08,408 --> 02:45:13,513
* In the shall-- shallow *

3004
02:45:13,546 --> 02:45:15,281
* In the shall-- shall-- *

3005
02:45:15,315 --> 02:45:18,418
* allow *

3006
02:45:18,451 --> 02:45:22,489
* In the shall-- shallow *

3007
02:45:22,522 --> 02:45:26,626
* We're far from
the shallow now *

3008
02:45:26,659 --> 02:45:30,463
* *

3009
02:45:30,497 --> 02:45:35,101
* Oh, oh, oh *

3010
02:45:35,135 --> 02:45:39,139
* Oh, oh *

3011
02:45:39,172 --> 02:45:43,443
* Oh, oh *

3012
02:45:43,476 --> 02:45:47,514
* *

3013
02:45:47,547 --> 02:45:50,316
* I'm off the deep end *

3014
02:45:50,350 --> 02:45:52,852
* Watch as I dive in *

3015
02:45:52,886 --> 02:45:57,691
* I'll never meet the ground *

3016
02:45:57,724 --> 02:46:00,126
* Crashed on the surface *

3017
02:46:00,160 --> 02:46:02,395
* Where they can't hurt us *

3018
02:46:02,429 --> 02:46:05,365
* We're far from
the shallow now *

3019
02:46:05,398 --> 02:46:08,368
Give it up for Mark Ronson
and the Roots tonight.

3020
02:46:08,401 --> 02:46:10,103
-* In the shall-- *

3021
02:46:10,136 --> 02:46:13,206
* shallow *

3022
02:46:13,239 --> 02:46:18,111
* In the shall-- shallow *

3023
02:46:18,144 --> 02:46:22,115
* In the shall-- shallow *

3024
02:46:22,148 --> 02:46:25,952
* We're far from
the shallow now *

3025
02:46:26,052 --> 02:46:28,822
* *

3026
02:46:28,855 --> 02:46:31,691
[cheering]

3027
02:46:33,059 --> 02:46:34,060
Thank you so much.

3028
02:46:34,060 --> 02:46:36,563
I love you, Thank you.

3029
02:46:36,596 --> 02:46:39,966
[cheering]

3030
02:46:45,305 --> 02:46:46,506
- Oh, my goodness!

3031
02:46:46,539 --> 02:46:47,474
Come on!

3032
02:46:47,507 --> 02:46:48,508
Lady Gaga!

3033
02:46:48,541 --> 02:46:49,676
[cheering]

3034
02:46:50,677 --> 02:46:52,178
That's how you do it!

3035
02:46:52,212 --> 02:46:53,513
[applause]

3036
02:46:54,514 --> 02:46:56,282
Oh, my goodness!

3037
02:46:56,316 --> 02:46:57,984
All right, everyone.

3038
02:46:58,084 --> 02:47:00,387
I just have to say,
Chevy Chase, thank you

3039
02:47:00,420 --> 02:47:02,022
so much for everything, buddy.

3040
02:47:02,022 --> 02:47:04,391
Without you, there would be no
"Saturday Night Live," buddy.

3041
02:47:04,424 --> 02:47:05,392
You're the best.

3042
02:47:05,425 --> 02:47:07,027
I love you so much, buddy.

3043
02:47:07,027 --> 02:47:08,061
You're the greatest.

3044
02:47:08,094 --> 02:47:09,462
Thank you
for everything, buddy.

3045
02:47:09,496 --> 02:47:10,864
I love you.

3046
02:47:10,897 --> 02:47:12,532
[applause]

3047
02:47:12,565 --> 02:47:13,633
Of course!

3048
02:47:13,667 --> 02:47:15,669
That's the one-and-only
Chevy Chase!

3049
02:47:15,702 --> 02:47:17,037
[cheering]

3050
02:47:18,138 --> 02:47:19,506
Wouldn't be here
without you, buddy.

3051
02:47:19,539 --> 02:47:20,540
[applause]

3052
02:47:21,875 --> 02:47:23,276
We're getting ready
for Jack White right now.

3053
02:47:23,309 --> 02:47:24,811
He's setting up right
now, so they told me--

3054
02:47:24,844 --> 02:47:26,613
No, get ready.
No, get ready.

3055
02:47:26,646 --> 02:47:28,715
Yeah, this is, like,
the end of the night,

3056
02:47:28,748 --> 02:47:30,550
stand up in your seats,
go crazy.

3057
02:47:30,583 --> 02:47:31,818
It's gonna go crazier than--

3058
02:47:31,851 --> 02:47:33,853
Well, what a night!

3059
02:47:33,887 --> 02:47:37,824
I don't even know
what to start with!

3060
02:47:37,857 --> 02:47:39,926
Sandra, what did we start with?

3061
02:47:39,959 --> 02:47:41,761
It was Lauryn Hill!

3062
02:47:41,795 --> 02:47:42,796
It was unbelievable!

3063
02:47:42,829 --> 02:47:43,797
Nirvana?

3064
02:47:43,830 --> 02:47:45,065
Did that happen?

3065
02:47:45,098 --> 02:47:46,566
That was unbelievable!

3066
02:47:46,599 --> 02:47:48,735
Bonnie Raitt?

3067
02:47:48,768 --> 02:47:50,136
Will and Ana?

3068
02:47:50,170 --> 02:47:51,705
Oh, my gosh!

3069
02:47:51,738 --> 02:47:53,173
Everyone crushed it!

3070
02:47:53,206 --> 02:47:55,075
It was unbelievable.

3071
02:47:55,108 --> 02:47:57,644
I remember just coming
to rehearsal today, going,

3072
02:47:57,677 --> 02:48:00,547
just don't be so out of breath
after you do Blues Brothers.

3073
02:48:00,580 --> 02:48:02,048
[laughter]

3074
02:48:03,149 --> 02:48:04,684
You've gotta do
more cardio, Jimmy!

3075
02:48:04,718 --> 02:48:07,554
You've gotta get
on that bike, man!

3076
02:48:07,587 --> 02:48:10,223
But I was so lucky
to be able to rehearse

3077
02:48:10,256 --> 02:48:13,393
there with The Roots, and it
just sounded so good all

3078
02:48:13,426 --> 02:48:14,694
night long!

3079
02:48:14,728 --> 02:48:15,829
Man, oh, man!

3080
02:48:15,862 --> 02:48:17,564
Who else can do that?

3081
02:48:17,597 --> 02:48:18,832
[cheering]

3082
02:48:19,833 --> 02:48:21,634
No one else can do that!

3083
02:48:21,668 --> 02:48:22,669
[applause]

3084
02:48:23,670 --> 02:48:25,138
Should I walk around?

3085
02:48:25,171 --> 02:48:27,040
I know I'm not supposed to be
walking around and showing

3086
02:48:27,040 --> 02:48:28,541
you this, behind the scenes.

3087
02:48:28,575 --> 02:48:32,278
But, hey, there's a dozen
people streaming on Peacock

3088
02:48:32,312 --> 02:48:35,448
right now, and they're
looking at this.

3089
02:48:35,482 --> 02:48:36,783
We're setting up for--

3090
02:48:36,816 --> 02:48:37,784
That's Jack White.

3091
02:48:37,817 --> 02:48:39,052
I see him walking around.

3092
02:48:39,052 --> 02:48:40,587
We're getting ready for him.

3093
02:48:40,620 --> 02:48:42,055
Oh, Jon Hamm in the house!

3094
02:48:42,088 --> 02:48:43,623
How are you doing, buddy?
You're the best.

3095
02:48:43,656 --> 02:48:44,691
Good to see you.

3096
02:48:44,724 --> 02:48:45,859
Oh, Jason Momoa!

3097
02:48:45,892 --> 02:48:47,327
This is insane.

3098
02:48:47,360 --> 02:48:48,928
Maya, great job.
Paul Rudd!

3099
02:48:48,962 --> 02:48:50,397
Oh, my God!

3100
02:48:50,430 --> 02:48:52,132
You've been great dancing
the whole night, by the way.

3101
02:48:52,165 --> 02:48:53,433
I love you.

3102
02:48:53,466 --> 02:48:54,701
This is unbelievable.
Oh, yeah.

3103
02:48:54,734 --> 02:48:55,702
Get ready.

3104
02:48:55,735 --> 02:48:56,936
They're getting close.

3105
02:48:56,970 --> 02:48:58,104
They're getting close
to getting set up.

3106
02:48:58,138 --> 02:48:59,506
Oh, my gosh!

3107
02:48:59,539 --> 02:49:00,907
I'm just so excited.

3108
02:49:01,007 --> 02:49:03,209
I don't know what the story
is gonna be tomorrow,

3109
02:49:03,243 --> 02:49:05,545
but I'm, like, every single
thing I've seen, I'm like,

3110
02:49:05,578 --> 02:49:07,080
how hot is Cher?

3111
02:49:07,113 --> 02:49:09,215
Are you out of your mind?

3112
02:49:09,249 --> 02:49:12,018
What the hell happened?

3113
02:49:12,018 --> 02:49:13,319
[applause]

3114
02:49:14,287 --> 02:49:16,256
What in the heck was that?

3115
02:49:16,289 --> 02:49:17,524
All right, we're ready to go.

3116
02:49:17,557 --> 02:49:18,892
Guys, get up right now.

3117
02:49:18,925 --> 02:49:20,427
Just get up, because it's
gonna be unbelievable.

3118
02:49:20,460 --> 02:49:21,394
It's worth it.

3119
02:49:21,428 --> 02:49:22,696
Get ready.

3120
02:49:22,729 --> 02:49:24,631
And you've been an amazing
crowd, by the way.

3121
02:49:24,664 --> 02:49:25,632
How about everybody up there?

3122
02:49:25,665 --> 02:49:26,633
Yo!

3123
02:49:26,666 --> 02:49:28,234
[applause, cheering]

3124
02:49:28,268 --> 02:49:30,870
You've been great all night!

3125
02:49:33,039 --> 02:49:35,342
Thank you for crushing
it, everybody!

3126
02:49:35,375 --> 02:49:40,714
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jack White!

3127
02:49:40,747 --> 02:49:43,683
[applause, cheering]

3128
02:49:44,784 --> 02:49:46,619
["ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD"
PLAYING]

3129
02:49:46,653 --> 02:49:53,360
* *

3130
02:49:54,494 --> 02:49:57,464
-* There's colors
on the street *

3131
02:49:57,497 --> 02:50:00,734
* Red, white and blue *

3132
02:50:00,767 --> 02:50:04,137
* People shuffling their feet *

3133
02:50:04,170 --> 02:50:07,474
* People sleeping
in their shoes *

3134
02:50:07,507 --> 02:50:09,075
* There's a warning sign *

3135
02:50:09,109 --> 02:50:10,677
* On the road ahead *

3136
02:50:10,710 --> 02:50:12,312
* There's a lot
of people saying *

3137
02:50:12,345 --> 02:50:14,047
* We'd be better off dead *

3138
02:50:14,080 --> 02:50:17,083
* I don't feel like
Satan, but I am to them *

3139
02:50:17,117 --> 02:50:21,721
* So I try to forget
it any way I can *

3140
02:50:21,755 --> 02:50:24,324
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world *

3141
02:50:24,357 --> 02:50:28,161
* *

3142
02:50:28,194 --> 02:50:30,797
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world *

3143
02:50:30,830 --> 02:50:34,668
* *

3144
02:50:34,701 --> 02:50:37,771
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world *

3145
02:50:37,804 --> 02:50:41,207
* *

3146
02:50:41,241 --> 02:50:44,310
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world *

3147
02:50:44,344 --> 02:50:51,351
* *

3148
02:50:59,392 --> 02:51:02,362
* There's a woman
in the night *

3149
02:51:02,395 --> 02:51:05,732
* With a baby in her hand *

3150
02:51:05,765 --> 02:51:09,069
* There's an old street light *

3151
02:51:09,069 --> 02:51:12,505
* Near a garbage can *

3152
02:51:12,539 --> 02:51:14,074
* Now she put the kid away *

3153
02:51:14,107 --> 02:51:15,775
* And she's gone
to take a hit *

3154
02:51:15,809 --> 02:51:17,143
* She hates her life, *

3155
02:51:17,177 --> 02:51:18,812
* What she's done to it *

3156
02:51:18,845 --> 02:51:22,282
* That's one more kid
that'll never go to school *

3157
02:51:22,315 --> 02:51:23,817
* Never get to fall in love *

3158
02:51:23,850 --> 02:51:26,653
* Never get to be cool *

3159
02:51:26,686 --> 02:51:29,656
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world *

3160
02:51:29,689 --> 02:51:33,126
* *

3161
02:51:33,159 --> 02:51:36,229
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world. *

3162
02:51:36,262 --> 02:51:39,566
* *

3163
02:51:39,599 --> 02:51:42,202
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world *

3164
02:51:42,235 --> 02:51:46,106
* *

3165
02:51:46,139 --> 02:51:49,776
* Keep on rockin'
in the free world. *

3166
02:51:49,809 --> 02:51:56,783
* *

3167
02:52:33,086 --> 02:52:35,488
[applause]

3168
02:52:35,522 --> 02:52:38,458
["seven nation army" playing]

3169
02:52:38,491 --> 02:52:45,498
* *

3170
02:52:53,773 --> 02:52:57,143
* We got a thousand
points of light *

3171
02:52:57,177 --> 02:53:00,780
* For the homeless man *

3172
02:53:00,814 --> 02:53:02,882
* We got a kinder, gentler *

3173
02:53:02,916 --> 02:53:05,352
* Machine gun hand *

3174
02:53:05,385 --> 02:53:08,054
* *

3175
02:53:08,088 --> 02:53:10,490
* And I'm talking
to myself at night, *

3176
02:53:10,523 --> 02:53:12,659
* Because I can't forget *

3177
02:53:12,692 --> 02:53:15,628
* *

3178
02:53:15,662 --> 02:53:18,898
* Back and forth in my mind
behind a cigarette *

3179
02:53:18,932 --> 02:53:22,202
* *

3180
02:53:22,235 --> 02:53:23,670
* And the feelin' *

3181
02:53:23,703 --> 02:53:27,307
* From my bones
says, find a home *

3182
02:53:27,340 --> 02:53:34,314
* *

3183
02:53:57,771 --> 02:54:01,241
* Don't wanna hear about it *

3184
02:54:01,274 --> 02:54:04,878
* Every single one's
got a story to tell *

3185
02:54:04,911 --> 02:54:08,048
* Everyone knows about it *

3186
02:54:08,081 --> 02:54:09,582
* From the Queen of England *

3187
02:54:09,616 --> 02:54:11,951
* To the hounds of hell. *

3188
02:54:12,052 --> 02:54:14,788
* And if I catch it
comin' back my way, *

3189
02:54:14,821 --> 02:54:16,489
* I'm about to serve
it to you. *

3190
02:54:16,523 --> 02:54:19,726
* *

3191
02:54:19,759 --> 02:54:21,795
* That ain't what
you want me to say, *

3192
02:54:21,828 --> 02:54:24,230
* But that's what I'll do. *

3193
02:54:24,264 --> 02:54:26,332
* *

3194
02:54:26,366 --> 02:54:28,068
* And the feelin' *

3195
02:54:28,068 --> 02:54:30,970
* From my bones
says, find a home *

3196
02:54:31,071 --> 02:54:38,078
* *

3197
02:55:41,808 --> 02:55:45,311
- Oh, oh, oh!

3198
02:55:45,345 --> 02:55:47,614
Oh, oh, oh!

3199
02:55:47,647 --> 02:55:50,350
- Louder, New York!

3200
02:55:50,383 --> 02:55:53,920
- Oh, oh, oh!

3201
02:55:53,953 --> 02:55:55,455
Oh, oh, oh!

3202
02:55:55,488 --> 02:55:57,624
-* I'm goin' to Wichita, *

3203
02:55:57,657 --> 02:56:01,728
* Far from this
opera forevermore *

3204
02:56:01,761 --> 02:56:04,364
* I'm about to work
the straw, *

3205
02:56:04,397 --> 02:56:07,734
* And make the sweat
drip out of every pore. *

3206
02:56:07,767 --> 02:56:09,035
Come on!

3207
02:56:09,069 --> 02:56:10,403
* And I'm bleedin',
and I'm bleedin', *

3208
02:56:10,437 --> 02:56:13,340
* And I'm bleedin',
right before the Lord *

3209
02:56:13,373 --> 02:56:16,209
* *

3210
02:56:16,242 --> 02:56:18,345
* The words are gonna
bleed from me, *

3211
02:56:18,378 --> 02:56:21,681
* And I will think no more. *

3212
02:56:21,715 --> 02:56:22,849
Yeah!

3213
02:56:22,882 --> 02:56:24,851
* And the stains
comin' from my blood *

3214
02:56:24,884 --> 02:56:25,852
* Tell *

3215
02:56:25,885 --> 02:56:28,054
* me, go back home. *

3216
02:56:28,054 --> 02:56:35,061
* *

3217
02:56:57,550 --> 02:57:04,557
[applause, cheering]

3218
02:57:12,465 --> 02:57:13,833
- That's how you do it!

3219
02:57:13,867 --> 02:57:16,770
Jack White, ladies
and gentlemen!

3220
02:57:16,803 --> 02:57:18,872
That's how you do it!

3221
02:57:18,905 --> 02:57:20,173
What a night!

3222
02:57:20,206 --> 02:57:21,841
Thank you to all
our performers.

3223
02:57:21,875 --> 02:57:23,343
Thanks to everyone who watched.

3224
02:57:23,376 --> 02:57:26,046
Thank you to our entire
"SNL" family.

3225
02:57:26,046 --> 02:57:28,048
We are so lucky to be
part of this show.

3226
02:57:28,048 --> 02:57:29,049
Thank you!

3227
02:57:29,049 --> 02:57:31,918
Goodnight, everybody!

3228
02:57:31,951 --> 02:57:34,554
[applause, cheering]

3229
02:57:35,555 --> 02:57:38,825
["snl" closing theme]

3230
02:57:38,858 --> 02:57:40,260
* *

