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- Yay!
- Yay!

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♪ I am the funniest person
on earth ♪

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♪ So I've been told
a 100 times ♪

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♪ And I'm the preetiest ♪

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Good morning, universe.

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This is Sydney reporting in
from your mom's house.

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This is my best friend, Clara.

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Sydney broke up with Liam!

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I broke up
with Liam this morning.

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Fuck relationships,
you only need your best friend.

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How does--

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- Oh, sweet, you're...
- Oh, sweet, you're...

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♪ I am the wittiest
human today ♪

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♪ I've heard it all
a million times ♪

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Aw, look at buddy Charles.

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Yay!

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Yes!

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♪ Or so they say ♪

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Oh wait, that's cute,
that's cute, that's cute.

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#Literally killing it.

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You look great.

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Yay!

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Senior year is done, bitches!

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♪ Car crash on the pass ♪

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Sam, let's go.
We're running late.

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Ew, are you sick?

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No.

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I'm just trying
to catch my breath.

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- Okay, well...
- Can you get the fuck off me?

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I'm trying to open--
I'm just trying

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to open the window, so you
don't get germs everywhere.

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Sam, let's go.

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Why do we have
zero sense of urgency?

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- Holy shit!
- Holy shit!

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That scared the shit out of me.

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♪ I want you to fight back ♪

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♪ I'll play along ♪

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- Okay, okay, I got another one.
- Okay.

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Would you rather live
inside someone's stomach

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for the rest of your life
or inside someone's liver?

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- Stomach.
- Liver.

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What?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I feel like a stomach
would be disgusting.

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Okay, what would you do?

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Like sit on a chunk
of food all day?

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It would be like
a fucking wave pool in there.

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I love wave pools.

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Wave pools are lit.

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Are you having fun?

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I'm having the best time,
are you?

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Uh, yeah, no, I mean,
I'm having a really good time

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personally, but like,

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I didn't wanna have
a really good time and like,

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shove it down your throat

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if you weren't having
a really good time.

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That feels kinda rude, so...

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I'm having a fun time,
I promise.

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Okay, good.

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Would you rather
live in Antarctica

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or the depths of hell?

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Antarctica!

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No, I was gonna say
the depths of hell.

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I literally don't wanna
hear it from you.

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I love Antarctica.

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I wanna go so bad.

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Have a great time with that.

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You seriously wouldn't go
with me

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even if I really wanted you to?

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Yeah, no, probably not.

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You're such a dick.

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It's your turn, go.

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Um, okay.

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Would you rather...

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...have toe-length fingers--

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Or finger-length toes?

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Why are you laughing?

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I don't know,
that's such a weird thing to--

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Your bladder is winning
zero awards today.

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Like absolutely none.

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Shut up.

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- Oh, you like us.
- Kinda.

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Oh please, you're gonna miss us
when we're gone.

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When do you go to college?

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In like a month, I think.

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How do you not know the date?

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Like, I feel like
my moving countdown is like,

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ingrained in my brain
at this point.

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And I still
don't have a roommate.

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Dude, just pick someone
and go random.

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It doesn't matter.

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I mean, I had a call
with a girl last week

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and she seemed like fine,
I guess.

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But then like, after we got on,
she just started sneezing.

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What's the problem with that?

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The problem with that is
that she didn't stop sneezing.

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Okay.

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What if she had a disease

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or like a chronic illness,
Sydney?

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Oh my God, Clara,
you are so dramatic.

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She didn't have a disease,

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she didn't have
a chronic illness.

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You really don't know that.

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She was just-- just sneezing.
She didn't even vampire.

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And it was gross.

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She's not gonna be
the only one

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who hasn't found someone else.
Just keep looking.

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Everyone seems weird.

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I hate to break it to you,
but we're really weird.

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No, we aren't.

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Yes, you are.

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She knows what's up.

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♪ Someday, Alice ♪

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♪ You'll come around
and realize ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Thinking about you
every night ♪

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I'm so sorry,
but I didn't see you.

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Hey!

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Drive carefully unless you want
a furry foot up your ass!

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Hey, I'm sorry I hit the dude.

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It's fine.
Everyone hates him.

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A few years back,
he got in trouble

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for rubbing his tail
a little too much.

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Oh.

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What?

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Anyway, thank you
for driving me.

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Of course. All right, I'm--
I'm gonna miss you, bestie.

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Boo, I thought I was bestie.

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Are you still gonna be home
when I come back?

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Yeah. No, I'm s--
I'm still gonna be home.

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I'm not leaving yet.

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Okay.

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All righty.
I'll see you soon.

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You're gonna have
so much fun, okay?

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Thanks.

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-Love you, Sam!
- Bye.

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Bye, Syd.

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I am starving.

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Yeah, I know.

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Oh my God.

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I would give my left nut
for some chips right now.

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You don't have a left nut.

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You don't know that.

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Uh, why didn't you
pack more snacks?

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I did.
I think Sam ate them all.

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Sam!

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Hi.
I'm calling from camp.

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Yes?

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We still haven't received
a final payment of $200

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for Sam, which covers
her food cost, you know.

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We're gonna have to send
her home if no one's--

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-Fuck.
- Sorry.

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We're coming back now.
Sorry.

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My mom gave me that money.

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I was supposed to give it to her
when she got out of the car.

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And where is it now, Sydney?

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I don't know.

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I think it's probably at home
if it's not like,

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in here or something.

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Oh my God.
You're such a dumbass.

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I hate when she puts
this shit on me, okay?

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Like, I love Sam
but this is not my problem.

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Oh.
This is not enough money.

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I realize that.
Um, I just...

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- Funny story is I--
- Will this work for the rest?

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Oh. Yes.
Okay.

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I'll run this,
and I'll be right back with you.

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Clara, you can't do that.
You can't do that.

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I already did.

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Do you have enough money
on that thing?

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- I can pay you back.
- Yeah. It's cool, dude.

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It's just a--

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It's a very good
teachable moment

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that you need to get yourself
a credit card.

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I don't need a credit card.

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Sydney,
you need a credit card

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if you ever want to buy a house.

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You have to build
a credit score.

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I know.
I know.

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I know.
But why?

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Do I look like I'm trying
to buy a house right now?

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Is that what I look like to you?

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Okay.

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Oh. Thank you so much.

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- Thank you.
-Drive safe now.

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Bye!

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Hey.
Can I drive?

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No.

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Why don't I ever get to drive?

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I didn't say you couldn't drive.
When did I say that?

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Can I drive then?

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No.

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Then I'm not getting
in this car.

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You think I'm a bad driver.

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That's why you don't want me
to drive.

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No, I just think
that you'll stop the car

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every time you see a sign
for something stupid.

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Did you ever think
that the reason I'm stopping

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the car every time I see
something stupid

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is so we can have
a more fun road trip?

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No. I actually haven't thought
about that,

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and I'm gonna like, continue
not thinking about that.

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Great.
Cool.

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I guess we'll have
a boring road trip

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and we won't do anything fun
ever again!

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How are you so chill
about college?

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Like, have you thought about
what you wanna major in?

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It's like the rest of our lives.

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No, I guess I'm not
that stressed out about it.

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How are you not stressed
about it?

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You seem stressed about it.

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No.
I just--

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I don't know.
I don't think about it really.

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How do your parents feel
about you leaving?

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Could we talk
about literally anything else

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other than this?

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Could we just ignore college
while we're on this trip,

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please?

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I'm sorry. I didn't wanna
like, stress you out.

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It's not a big deal.

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Like you're gonna be home
in a couple of months.

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- It's easy. It's fun.
- Yeah, dude, I know. I'm just--

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I'm fucking overstimulated.
Okay?

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Can we just talk
about literally anything else?

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Okay.
Noted.

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I feel like I should probably
unfollow Liam.

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Why do you still follow him?

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I like keeping my tabs on
people.

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Ugh.
Just the worst.

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Oh, I'm fucking starving!
I can't do this anymore.

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I'm going back here.
I'm looking for chips.

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Ah!
I got it.

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Really?

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Sam left half a bag.

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Oh.
Hell yeah.

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Oh, one for you...

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and a crumb for me.

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Mm.

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Okay.
I have a question for you.

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Do you think
he still thinks about you?

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No.
It was a year ago.

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Like he has to be over it, right?

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I don't know, dude.

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That's pretty hard
for a guy like Liam to get over

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something like that.

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What?

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He is the one who made
you realize you were gay.

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Oh, he wasn't the only reason.

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My bad.

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I forgot that
I was the other one.

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Okay.
You know what?

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Can you stop?
I don't have a crush on you.

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Why not?

259
00:10:37,041 --> 00:10:38,666
Because I know
way too much about you.

260
00:10:38,791 --> 00:10:40,040
Whatever.

261
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:42,540
I'm offended.

262
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,166
God.
What if he didn't move?

263
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,832
Can you imagine what it would
have been like if he stayed

264
00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,040
in school?

265
00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:49,165
Well, you'll be happy to know

266
00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:51,916
that he's about to be
much farther away from you.

267
00:10:52,041 --> 00:10:53,540
He posted that him
and his family

268
00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:55,541
are moving to Japan
on Wednesday.

269
00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,791
What? Did his dad get
transferred or something?

270
00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,291
I don't know.
It doesn't say.

271
00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:01,415
Oh, you know what?

272
00:11:01,416 --> 00:11:02,707
I bet he's taking my
fucking lizard with him.

273
00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:03,832
Oh my God.

274
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:05,916
Why do you think that Buddy
is more your lizard

275
00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,291
even though
you shared him equally?

276
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:09,041
Because my debit card
purchased him.

277
00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,082
This is why you should be
using a credit card.

278
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,707
I'm not trying to buy a house
right now, Clara.

279
00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:14,665
This isn't about trying
to buy a house right now.

280
00:11:14,666 --> 00:11:16,707
This is about trying to buy
a house in the future.

281
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:19,583
Why do I keep needing
to explain credit scores to you?

282
00:11:23,041 --> 00:11:24,165
What do you want me to do?

283
00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,415
You want me to buy a lizard
rights attorney for you?

284
00:11:25,416 --> 00:11:26,582
Would that make you happy?

285
00:11:26,583 --> 00:11:29,041
It'll be expensive,
and it will ruin me financially,

286
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:31,957
but I will do that for you.

287
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,707
Yeah, I mean, can you imagine
if I had to like,

288
00:11:33,708 --> 00:11:35,332
call up Liam and be like,
"All right.

289
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:38,791
So the courts have decided
you may only have him

290
00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:39,915
every third weekend."

291
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,166
And you have to fly,
fly him back and forth

292
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:45,290
- with a little travel companion.
- Oh my God.

293
00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:47,041
And I get him on holidays
like Christmas morning,

294
00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,041
he is mine.

295
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,166
And I'm gonna buy him
way more presents

296
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,291
than Liam buys him,
and-- and-- and--

297
00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:54,166
and Buddy Charles is gonna feel
so neglected from his father,

298
00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:55,457
and I'm gonna be
the favorite parent.

299
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:56,916
And it's gonna piss
the fuck out of Liam.

300
00:11:59,541 --> 00:12:00,416
Yeah.

301
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:06,916
Let's go save that lizard.

302
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,541
No.

303
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:17,041
I'm being serious, dude.
Let's go get him.

304
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,957
Wait, like go to Idaho
to get the lizard?

305
00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:21,415
This is not just any lizard!

306
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,415
This is Buddy fucking Charles, okay?

307
00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:24,540
He is iconic.

308
00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:26,082
Bro, my mom would kill us.

309
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:27,916
Okay, there's no way
that she would even notice

310
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:29,166
and you know it.

311
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:35,290
Come on, Syd, please.
Let's do it for Buddy Charles.

312
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:38,832
I mean, it's tempting but like,
it's 3:00

313
00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,416
and we don't have gas.

314
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,541
We don't have money.

315
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:48,041
Don't you worry about that,
because I have a plan.

316
00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:02,041
Are you sure you got this?

317
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,416
Oh, absolutely.
She's gonna be into me.

318
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:08,415
She doesn't look gay.

319
00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:10,790
She's working on a car, dude.
She's absolutely gay.

320
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,207
She has straight hair.

321
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,707
You know the rule:
straight hair, straight girl.

322
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:17,540
That is not how that works.

323
00:13:17,541 --> 00:13:19,041
Nah, I'm pretty sure
that's how that works.

324
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:22,666
- Is it?
-Yeah.

325
00:13:24,833 --> 00:13:26,291
Are you sure we can't just
use your credit card?

326
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:27,582
No, it has a limit.

327
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:28,707
A what?

328
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,833
A limit that you set each month,
you can't go over.

329
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,665
I thought it was unlimited.

330
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,790
No, my mom set a limit
and then I spent it all

331
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:36,832
on your sister.

332
00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:37,666
Wait, your mom set the limit?

333
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:38,541
Yeah.

334
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:39,332
Oh, so have her change
the limit.

335
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,666
That's not how that works.

336
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:43,416
You have to build more credit
to be able to use more.

337
00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:45,415
Give me your hoops.
They look straight as fuck.

338
00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,582
What?

339
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:49,082
Come on.
No one wears hoops anymore.

340
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,540
Okay, you didn't have to
dig in further.

341
00:13:50,541 --> 00:13:52,165
You already said it
the first time.

342
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,291
Ready?

343
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,207
But the credit card.

344
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:56,707
Think about all the points
and prizes

345
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:57,541
like you were just explaining.

346
00:13:57,666 --> 00:13:58,832
You could buy a house.

347
00:13:58,833 --> 00:13:59,915
Okay, we'll go over
all of that later.

348
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,166
-Go and get--
- You could get so many...

349
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:01,958
Okay.

350
00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:22,166
Hi.

351
00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,915
Hi.
Can I help you?

352
00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:31,915
Yeah, actually you can.

353
00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:34,915
Um, my friend and I seem
to have like really

354
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:38,958
underestimated how much gas
we thought we would need.

355
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,041
We need gas.

356
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:49,583
Do you have money?

357
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,165
Money.

358
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,707
Yeah, that's--
that's what's really funny

359
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:58,916
is we actually
don't have enough money.

360
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,083
Then you can't get gas.

361
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,791
I mean, are you sure about that?

362
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:25,791
Is there something wrong
with your eye?

363
00:15:35,791 --> 00:15:37,832
So did it work?

364
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,916
Obviously not, Clara, unless
the gas magically pumped itself.

365
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:45,040
- Oh my God, you got rejected.
- I did not.

366
00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:46,541
Yeah, you literally did.

367
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,540
That's so fucking funny.

368
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,207
Shut up, okay.
What are we even doing?

369
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:56,665
We don't know where Liam lives.

370
00:15:56,666 --> 00:15:58,957
Oh, please.
I found his address.

371
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,332
How did you do that?

372
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,082
Well, while you were in there,
I went on his Instagram,

373
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,040
went to his tagged photos
which is how I found out

374
00:16:04,041 --> 00:16:05,082
all of his new friends.

375
00:16:05,083 --> 00:16:06,540
One of them tagged
his new high school,

376
00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:07,957
so I called them,
pretended to be his mom,

377
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:10,290
requested his transcript
and the address was at the top.

378
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:11,916
How the fuck
did you do all of that?

379
00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:15,915
Do you know that his house sold
on Zillow for $1.3 million?

380
00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:16,832
It's fucking wild.

381
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,791
Why do you need to know that?

382
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,790
To see if he can afford
a better lizard rights attorney

383
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:21,582
than you.

384
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:25,290
Okay.
What are we even doing?

385
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:26,582
Oh, we're going to Liam.

386
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:30,207
Yeah, but like I'm tired.
Like it's getting late-ish.

387
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,041
I wanna go to bed.

388
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,415
Okay.
Where do you wanna sleep?

389
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,540
Home.
Like what is the point of this?

390
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:37,666
What? This is fucking
hanging out, Sydney.

391
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:39,416
Okay.

392
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:44,083
Plus, like Sam's gonna want
Buddy Charles, you know?

393
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,583
She's gonna be lonely
when you're gone.

394
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,957
Okay, fine.
You know what?

395
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,207
I will humor this.

396
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:54,582
Lets--
Shut up.

397
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,790
Let's just sleep in the car
and we'll just figure out

398
00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:57,916
the money problem
in the morning.

399
00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,040
See, that seems like a bad idea
because people tend

400
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,290
to get kidnapped
when they sleep in parking lots,

401
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,540
especially small girls,
so we shouldn't do that.

402
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:06,291
Well, what other options
do we have?

403
00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:10,332
Okay, wait. I think I know
someone who lives in Henderson

404
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,166
and I think that we have enough
gas to get there.

405
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,166
Who is it?

406
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,790
You're gonna laugh at me.

407
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,916
I'm not gonna laugh at you.
Why would I laugh at you?

408
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:22,540
Yes, you are.

409
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,666
Oh, no.

410
00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:24,915
Okay.

411
00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:29,541
Um, what if I like,
promise not to laugh at you?

412
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:30,541
Yeah.

413
00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,041
Okay.
I promise I won't laugh at you.

414
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,541
Do you remember that show
when we were little

415
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,415
about the um, the man
and the dog

416
00:17:41,416 --> 00:17:42,666
that switched bodies?

417
00:17:43,791 --> 00:17:44,915
Kinda.

418
00:17:44,916 --> 00:17:46,915
You never watched
Fido Says Hello?

419
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:48,083
Remind me what it is.

420
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:51,041
Okay. It's like--

421
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,207
It's really cute.

422
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,707
It's like, it's about this dog
and this human

423
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,291
- and they're both named Fido.
-Okay.

424
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:58,040
And it's like they somehow
switch bodies,

425
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,790
so the dog ends up
in the body of his owner.

426
00:18:00,791 --> 00:18:01,832
And I don't know,
it was marketed

427
00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,041
as like Freaky Friday,

428
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,666
with a little bit
of butt sniffing.

429
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,957
- Oh! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Yes. Yes.

430
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,582
I know the one.
My mom didn't let me watch it.

431
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:10,790
She thought it was creepy.

432
00:18:10,791 --> 00:18:11,916
- What?
- Yeah.

433
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,207
- No, it's sweet.
- No, no, no, no, no.

434
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,290
It's like weirdly, oddly sexual
when you start thinking about it

435
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,208
- a little harder.
- Okay. Please stop.

436
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:21,207
Can you get
to the point of this?

437
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,666
I know Fido!

438
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,416
You know the dog?

439
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,791
No.
I know the man that played Fido.

440
00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:32,290
His name is Phil.
He lives in Henderson.

441
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,916
That is where
they shot the show.

442
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,916
And you know him because...

443
00:18:39,291 --> 00:18:42,541
Do you remember um,
when I was 7

444
00:18:43,666 --> 00:18:46,707
and I got my heart surgery,
and I told you

445
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,791
that I was going away
for a doctor's visit?

446
00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:52,541
That was actually
in my Make-A-Wish.

447
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:54,957
- Oh, no.
-No, I know.

448
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:56,832
I don't know, okay?

449
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:59,416
It's just like, recovery
was really, really hard

450
00:18:59,541 --> 00:19:01,666
and I would watch these episodes
over and over again

451
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,666
in the hospital
and there was just something

452
00:19:03,791 --> 00:19:06,790
like really vulnerable
about this dog seeing the world

453
00:19:06,791 --> 00:19:08,790
for the first time
through a human's eyes.

454
00:19:08,791 --> 00:19:11,415
Don't you fucking laugh at me,
you bitch!

455
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,915
You're such a fucking bitch!

456
00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:20,165
I just-- I thought you would
have had better taste than that,

457
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,957
- you know?
- I was seven!

458
00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:24,082
Yeah, but still,
like that shit's really creepy.

459
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,291
Okay.

460
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:28,541
Do you want me to see if we can
crash at Phil's or not?

461
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:31,457
Uh, I mean, like yeah, sure,
why not?

462
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:32,333
Sounds fun.

463
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,415
Okay.

464
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:38,041
He's like really sweet, okay?
So be nice.

465
00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,290
Okay.

466
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:41,041
And like, I remember him being
a little attractive,

467
00:19:41,166 --> 00:19:42,332
in a weird way.

468
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,208
Okay.

469
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,665
What the fuck?

470
00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:49,707
No, no.

471
00:19:49,708 --> 00:19:51,082
It's gonna be fine.

472
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,666
I thought you said
he was on TV.

473
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:53,790
Yeah, back then.

474
00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:57,458
Be streaming, you know.

475
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:02,332
Oh, you showed up to set
that day

476
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,166
and I just knew
you were special, Clara.

477
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,416
Oh, Phil.

478
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,582
You were so tiny.

479
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:12,290
Like, so just tiny.

480
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:14,041
For you,
that's probably so long ago,

481
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,332
but for me it's just recent.

482
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,082
You know?
It's...

483
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,790
Say, how's your mom?

484
00:20:19,791 --> 00:20:21,415
Oh, Molly's doing really good.

485
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:23,791
I remember her.
She was a beautiful woman.

486
00:20:23,916 --> 00:20:26,165
You know, I don't know
if this is weird to tell you,

487
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,832
but I think we flirted
a little bit and I think--

488
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:30,707
But I was going through
my hoe era,

489
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,832
'cause I was on TV,
so I didn't--

490
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:36,416
And she was so nice,
but the apple does not fall far

491
00:20:36,541 --> 00:20:37,416
from the tree.

492
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:42,041
So tell her I say, "What up?"

493
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:43,540
Hey, what are you up to?

494
00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:44,915
I wanna know what you're up to.
Like, are you going to college?

495
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:45,665
Like what's--

496
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:46,790
Oh, uh, yeah.

497
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:48,582
I'm-- I'm going to UNC
in the fall.

498
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:49,916
That-- that's awesome.

499
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,457
Um, what are you gonna
major in there?

500
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,291
I don't know.

501
00:20:53,416 --> 00:20:54,790
Uh, I'm going in undeclared,
so...

502
00:20:54,791 --> 00:20:57,332
That's fine. You're gonna--
you're gonna be successful

503
00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:01,082
'cause you're so smart,
just beautiful,

504
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,290
and your-- your vibes.

505
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:03,665
Yep, she sure will.

506
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,666
Like you've got the good vibes
that just make people feel good

507
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:07,041
- and you smell nice.
- She will.

508
00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:12,707
Wow.
I love that.

509
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,666
Clara, I'm happy that you
found Sydney.

510
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:17,290
Like, you guys are
a nice-looking couple,

511
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,707
- a beautiful couple.
- Oh, no. We're not.

512
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:19,916
-Yes, we are.
- And I support that.

513
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:23,166
Um, I'm an ally, by the way,
just so you know.

514
00:21:23,291 --> 00:21:26,457
Um, LGBTQIA.

515
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:27,957
I thought, always thought
A stood for ally,

516
00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:31,291
but maybe it's asexual,
which I'm not.

517
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,832
Um, but I march
in the Pride parade.

518
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:36,707
Um, I do it as Fido.
I would do it on all fours.

519
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:38,207
Very modern.
I-- I like it.

520
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:39,540
I love it.

521
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,707
But my best memories
is just meeting you.

522
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:42,916
Like, that was--

523
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:44,791
'Cause the best thing
was making the kids happy

524
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:47,040
and I could tell
you were happy that day.

525
00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:48,665
And your wish came true.

526
00:21:48,666 --> 00:21:52,041
That was your wish
and it was also my wish.

527
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,082
Wait, sorry.
Did you hear that?

528
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,290
That was my tummy.
Did you hear?

529
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:03,290
My tummy was like,
"I'm hungry.

530
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,707
It's time to eat."

531
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,415
That-- that's my tummy's sound
and I am gonna get us

532
00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:08,415
some pizzas.

533
00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:09,541
You like that?

534
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:12,540
There's a place,
they know who I am,

535
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,790
so I gotta just make
a little phone call,

536
00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:16,707
- so just stay comfortable.
- Okay.

537
00:22:16,708 --> 00:22:17,707
Thanks, Phil!

538
00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,290
Look, he is so fucking weird.

539
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:29,165
Sydney, don't be mean.

540
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,957
Are you not hearing this man?

541
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,541
He was being weird as shit
until he thought

542
00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:33,541
you were playing for my team.

543
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,666
You're welcome, by the way.

544
00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:36,832
He is literally buying us pizza.

545
00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:38,666
- This place is--
- Okay, he's nice, he's nice.

546
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,832
This place is fucking
disgusting.

547
00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:42,415
At least he's letting us
sleep in his bed.

548
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:43,915
Yeah, that he probably
came all over.

549
00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:45,166
- Sydney!
- What?

550
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:47,040
He looks like a perv
and he talks like a pervert.

551
00:22:47,041 --> 00:22:50,582
Can you not for just like once
judge a book by its cover

552
00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:52,416
the second that you meet it?

553
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:55,665
I'm sorry, but when the cover
of the book looks like this,

554
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,082
I have absolutely no interest
in reading the fucking book.

555
00:23:01,041 --> 00:23:03,790
Pizza pie's ordered.

556
00:23:03,791 --> 00:23:05,707
My ex hated it
when I did my Italian voice

557
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:08,082
cultural appropriation
or some shit, but...

558
00:23:08,083 --> 00:23:11,541
I should get some nappies
to keep our lippies clean.

559
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:15,541
Yeah, I'm working on my rizz,
short for charisma.

560
00:23:16,541 --> 00:23:19,040
Yeah, I'm up with it.
I know it's cool.

561
00:23:19,041 --> 00:23:19,916
Rizz.

562
00:23:22,333 --> 00:23:24,416
I love having company.

563
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:25,915
Whoo!

564
00:23:25,916 --> 00:23:28,290
You're so cute.
You're-- oh my...

565
00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:30,040
Is that weird, 'cause I knew you
when you were little?

566
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:31,582
Like-- like if we ever
got married,

567
00:23:31,583 --> 00:23:32,707
people would say I was grooming.

568
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,166
I'm like, "No, I haven't seen
her in 10 years."

569
00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,916
If you want anything to drink,
I mean--

570
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:38,207
Uh-uh.

571
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,832
I-- I know you're not 21,
but I don't-- I won't tell.

572
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,082
Well, actually you're driving.
Nevermind.

573
00:23:43,083 --> 00:23:44,582
Shh.
Don't tell.

574
00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:49,541
- Okay, I get it now.
- Uh-huh.

575
00:23:49,666 --> 00:23:51,790
22 more minutes.

576
00:23:51,791 --> 00:23:52,916
Perfect.

577
00:23:53,041 --> 00:23:54,415
Okay.

578
00:23:58,666 --> 00:24:01,041
♪ Oh my God, my dog is gone ♪

579
00:24:01,166 --> 00:24:03,166
Hello?
Oh, hi, guys.

580
00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:06,541
I'm Fido
and this is my best friend Fido.

581
00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:08,041
We're both named Fido.

582
00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,707
The pizza pie has arrived.

583
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:14,416
Today, we're talking about
my favorite word,

584
00:24:14,541 --> 00:24:15,541
loyalty.

585
00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:19,416
I wish my dad knew that word.

586
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,540
That's just a joke
for your parents.

587
00:24:21,541 --> 00:24:24,041
So do you just like
watch yourself on TV for fun?

588
00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:26,165
Yeah, it's a good show.

589
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:27,791
I mean, we lasted
five seasons for a reason.

590
00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:31,041
Being loyal is a great trait
for your best friend.

591
00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:32,416
Isn't that right, Fido?

592
00:24:32,541 --> 00:24:34,582
Like, these lessons are good,
like even for adults.

593
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:35,957
Yeah, for sure.

594
00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:37,332
You know, like
a lot of adults actually,

595
00:24:37,333 --> 00:24:39,791
they get high
and they watch this and it's--

596
00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:42,040
- Oh.
- Oh no, it's happening again.

597
00:24:45,083 --> 00:24:46,291
Yeah.

598
00:24:46,416 --> 00:24:49,415
Sometimes I actually dream
from the perspective of Fido.

599
00:24:49,416 --> 00:24:51,165
It's like he's
a part of me still.

600
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,707
Wow.

601
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:05,332
Wow, okay, Phil.
That's okay, you can stop.

602
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:11,290
Okay, that's--
You can stop now, Phil.

603
00:25:11,291 --> 00:25:12,207
That was really good.

604
00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:13,166
That was pre-- really good, right?

605
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:14,416
Yeah.

606
00:25:14,541 --> 00:25:16,291
And you were looking
at the TV and here.

607
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,333
Oh my God, that.

608
00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:24,041
Did-- did you see that?
Do you want me to rewind?

609
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,041
Oh my...

610
00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:29,082
This is just so nice.

611
00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,166
Mm-hmm.

612
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,415
Hmm. Yeah.

613
00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:36,291
Try-- take some,
this pizza's fire.

614
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:02,791
I love that you see
the best in people.

615
00:26:05,208 --> 00:26:07,915
Yeah, I don't know
if it's my best trait.

616
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:09,957
I mean, you called that one
pretty fast.

617
00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,541
Yeah, it was like
really obvious.

618
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,916
Yeah, I probably would've been
murdered if it weren't for you.

619
00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,541
We make a good team.

620
00:26:20,416 --> 00:26:22,832
Hey, I mean at least
we're not sleeping in a car.

621
00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,332
Might've been a better idea.

622
00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:27,290
I don't know.

623
00:26:27,291 --> 00:26:28,708
This has been a fun night.

624
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:34,166
It was uh,
an experience for sure.

625
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:36,916
Yeah, it'll make a good story.

626
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:53,708
Okay.

627
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,041
I take back
the fun night thing.

628
00:26:56,166 --> 00:26:58,041
This actually like sucks.

629
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:01,041
Goodnight, Sydney, I love you.

630
00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:13,166
You're a star,
who cares about Hollywood?

631
00:27:13,291 --> 00:27:15,041
You're a star.

632
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:18,416
Sometimes all you have to do
is just listen.

633
00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:20,666
We don't know what someone else
is going through.

634
00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:51,916
Oh, hey.
You okay?

635
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:55,832
Sorry, I couldn't sleep.

636
00:27:55,833 --> 00:27:58,083
That-- that's okay.
Just have a seat, come.

637
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:01,541
The stars are nice right now.

638
00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:13,291
Hey, are you okay?

639
00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:17,208
I-- I don't know.

640
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,166
No.
Hm.

641
00:28:20,291 --> 00:28:23,082
You could talk to me,
just think of me

642
00:28:23,083 --> 00:28:24,833
as your old pal, Fido.

643
00:28:33,916 --> 00:28:35,583
My heart is failing again.

644
00:28:37,791 --> 00:28:40,457
♪ Some tears you cry ♪

645
00:28:40,458 --> 00:28:41,666
♪ Some tears are from the wine ♪

646
00:28:41,791 --> 00:28:42,833
Does she know?

647
00:28:45,083 --> 00:28:45,916
Oh.

648
00:28:47,041 --> 00:28:48,583
Are-- are you gonna tell her?

649
00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:52,541
♪ The middle of the night ♪

650
00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:56,791
♪ When things aren't black
and white ♪

651
00:28:58,166 --> 00:29:00,583
♪ Enter, Troubadour ♪

652
00:29:02,291 --> 00:29:05,541
♪ Remember 24? ♪

653
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:13,916
♪ And when I'm back in Chicago,
I feel it ♪

654
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,832
Bye, Phil,
it's been real fucking weird.

655
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,457
- Bye, Phil, thanks.
- Wait, wait.

656
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,291
Um, I have something for you.

657
00:29:20,416 --> 00:29:21,041
Um--

658
00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:22,166
What is this?

659
00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,166
It's just something
for your travels and--

660
00:29:25,916 --> 00:29:27,457
Dude, I'm gonna miss you, too.

661
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:28,208
Hm.

662
00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:30,290
You too, Sydney.

663
00:29:30,291 --> 00:29:31,332
Uh-huh.

664
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,791
You're the dog's bone.
Never forget that.

665
00:29:35,791 --> 00:29:37,290
Wow, that was
the nicest thing

666
00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:38,791
anyone's ever said to me.

667
00:29:42,791 --> 00:29:44,290
Good luck with Buddy Charles!

668
00:29:44,291 --> 00:29:47,332
♪ Back to the end of beginning ♪

669
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:53,041
♪ Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye,
goodbye ♪

670
00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:56,957
Dude, there's enough in here
for gas.

671
00:29:56,958 --> 00:29:58,457
Sick.
Okay, I gotta pee.

672
00:29:58,458 --> 00:29:59,665
Okay, go to the gas station.

673
00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,458
No, I'm gonna use the rag
in the trunk.

674
00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:08,166
Clara, can you come here
for a second?

675
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:09,458
Hey, what's up?

676
00:30:13,166 --> 00:30:14,207
What is that?

677
00:30:14,208 --> 00:30:15,583
I don't know.

678
00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,332
Is that Sam's?

679
00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:21,165
I-- I don't know.
Fuck man, and she's 16.

680
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:23,457
- I can't picture her like that.
- Me neither.

681
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,790
It's-- it can't be hers.
Maybe it's-- maybe it's Phil's?

682
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:27,665
No, it literally can't be,
because I know

683
00:30:27,666 --> 00:30:28,791
I locked the car last night.

684
00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:30,832
And that's not your mom's,
because it wasn't in there

685
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:31,916
when we left LA.

686
00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,332
Fuck, what should we do?
Should I call her?

687
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,707
I think you need to call
your mom, dude.

688
00:30:35,708 --> 00:30:37,457
We can't call my mom,
she'll know

689
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,540
we're going to Idaho.

690
00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:40,040
I don't really care.

691
00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:41,291
You can't just pretend
this isn't happening.

692
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,790
Pick up the phone
and call your fucking mom.

693
00:30:42,791 --> 00:30:45,666
That's not an option, dude.
She wouldn't pick up anyway.

694
00:30:45,791 --> 00:30:47,082
Like I think we just need
to leave it

695
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,166
and pretend we didn't see it.

696
00:30:48,291 --> 00:30:50,416
Okay.
And what?

697
00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:52,041
If she's dangerous, you want
to just call the police?

698
00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:53,416
Let's wait
until we hear from her.

699
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:55,916
Maybe she's gonna like,
call and give an explanation.

700
00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:57,290
I don't know.

701
00:30:57,291 --> 00:30:58,582
We're like so far from home,
there's not really anything

702
00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:01,040
we can do from out here anyway.

703
00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:02,041
Oh my God.

704
00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:05,665
You have no idea
what you're doing with her.

705
00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:07,707
You are put in charge
to take care of her

706
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:09,415
and you do nothing but complain
the whole way here.

707
00:31:09,416 --> 00:31:10,790
You forget her money.

708
00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:13,332
And now, you're gonna let her
just murder all her camp mates!

709
00:31:13,333 --> 00:31:15,416
Okay, I'm not gonna let her
murder all her camp mates

710
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:16,958
if I have the gun, am I?

711
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,540
Sydney, I need a drink.

712
00:31:20,541 --> 00:31:22,540
You're a child, you can't drink.

713
00:31:22,541 --> 00:31:24,165
I don't specifically
need alcohol.

714
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,332
I just need something
with flavor

715
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,583
and I need to sit down.

716
00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,291
Okay. Do you wanna like
go somewhere?

717
00:31:29,416 --> 00:31:31,332
We don't really have money.

718
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:33,166
We can spare the cash
for some Shirley's.

719
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,291
Phil would want us to.

720
00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:39,166
Fuck.

721
00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,290
What's up?
What do you need?

722
00:31:42,291 --> 00:31:45,708
Whiskey, Scotch, Bourbon?
We got $2 shots till 4:00 p.m.

723
00:31:48,041 --> 00:31:50,665
I'm just messing with y'all.
What's wrong?

724
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:52,541
Sit down.
Y'all look like y'all 16.

725
00:31:53,458 --> 00:31:54,707
Yeah, I'm just messing
with y'all.

726
00:31:54,708 --> 00:31:57,041
To be honest, we're like
really going through it.

727
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:59,832
If we could just get like two
Shirley Temples on the rocks,

728
00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:01,582
- that would be amazing.
-All right.

729
00:32:01,583 --> 00:32:04,166
Um, I just wanna let y'all know
if it get crowded in here,

730
00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:05,290
though, I'm gonna have to ask
y'all to leave.

731
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:06,416
-Totally fine.
- Yeah, fair enough.

732
00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:08,665
All right, all right.
Hey, you wanna close out now?

733
00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:09,958
No, we can start a tab.

734
00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:17,666
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

735
00:32:17,791 --> 00:32:19,541
Yeah, yeah.
You-- you can start a tab.

736
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:20,582
All right.
Two Shirley Temples.

737
00:32:20,583 --> 00:32:21,166
- All right.
-Thank you.

738
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,041
Oh, thanks.

739
00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,416
Dude, I can't think.

740
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:31,666
Come on, dude.
We're road tripping together.

741
00:32:31,791 --> 00:32:33,665
This is supposed to be fun.

742
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:37,415
There's still a lot
to be happy about, like me.

743
00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:38,416
Mm.

744
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:40,332
We're almost there.

745
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:42,332
Let's just find somewhere
to sleep tonight

746
00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:43,582
and then we'll get Buddy
in the morning.

747
00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:44,791
- Okay?
- Yeah.

748
00:32:46,791 --> 00:32:48,082
I heard you say Buddy.

749
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:51,666
Y'all ordered Shirley Temples
and gave me a envelope with $12?

750
00:32:51,791 --> 00:32:53,916
You in protective custody?
How you know Buddy?

751
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:56,041
Buddy's in Idaho.

752
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,458
He's in Idaho?

753
00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,166
With my ex.

754
00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:01,541
Idaho?
How he get to Idaho?

755
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:03,041
We're gonna go rescue him.

756
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:04,207
What?

757
00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,957
Yeah.
He got kidnapped.

758
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:07,665
So, this is a rescue mission.

759
00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:09,332
I can help you.
I promise I can help you.

760
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,290
We're okay.

761
00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:13,040
No, you not.
Not if-- Buddy!

762
00:33:13,041 --> 00:33:14,666
- You know Buddy?
- Are we--

763
00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:15,583
Huh?

764
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,541
How you know Buddy?

765
00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:22,207
Buddy.

766
00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,415
Buddy's a good friend.
Family friend.

767
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,416
Been in the family a long time.

768
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:28,915
I think we're talking
about different Buddies.

769
00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:30,207
Oh, we're-- we're not talk--

770
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:32,666
We're not talking
about the same Buddy.

771
00:33:35,541 --> 00:33:36,416
Buddy.

772
00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,416
Our buddy's a lizard.

773
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:40,458
Like an iguana?

774
00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:42,290
Eh, kinda.

775
00:33:42,291 --> 00:33:43,582
Like-- like a-- like--

776
00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:45,957
But like a-- like a reptile.

777
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,166
- Like with scales.
- I mean, uh, yeah.

778
00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:49,416
I mean, you could categorize him
like that.

779
00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,290
- Like...
-Yes.

780
00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:52,207
Uh, let me see a picture.

781
00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:53,166
Okay.

782
00:33:54,541 --> 00:33:55,332
Oh.

783
00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:57,332
Oh, snap.

784
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,082
I thought you was talking
about a whole another Buddy.

785
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,541
Oh, he cute.

786
00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,415
- He's so cute.
-Yeah.

787
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,791
Oh, that's Buddy.
So, what happened?

788
00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:05,790
Why does this Buddy--
What?

789
00:34:05,791 --> 00:34:07,207
This Buddy
is with your boyfriend?

790
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:08,041
Yeah.

791
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:09,165
What?
So, he in Idaho?

792
00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:11,290
Nasty, nasty break-up.

793
00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:14,415
So, like y'all broke up
and he got Buddy?

794
00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:18,290
Oh.
My ex did the same thing to me.

795
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:20,165
Took everything.
That's why I'm here.

796
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:22,332
Like, I been working here
for a few years.

797
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:24,541
She cleaned me out.
I ain't have much.

798
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:26,040
Like I ain't have a lot, but--

799
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:28,207
- That is so sad.
- She just took everything.

800
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,916
Like, basically
like the clothes off my back.

801
00:34:31,666 --> 00:34:33,957
That sucks.
Hm.

802
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,040
I'ma make it, though.
I'ma be good.

803
00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:37,040
You know what I'm saying?
Like, Desiree.

804
00:34:37,041 --> 00:34:38,541
Desiree her name.

805
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,665
I don't like to talk about it,
though, for real.

806
00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:42,041
It's tough out here.

807
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:44,332
Well, cam, fuck your ex.
Fuck Desiree.

808
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:45,290
- You know what I'm talking--
- Fuck.

809
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:48,541
You know what?
Fuck Desiree.

810
00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:54,041
Fuck Desiree.
Yes!

811
00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:55,041
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

812
00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:56,457
Fuck Desiree!

813
00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:57,707
Okay, cheers to that.

814
00:34:57,708 --> 00:34:59,041
I like y'all.
Can I get--

815
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,166
I'ma get me a Shirley Temple.

816
00:35:00,291 --> 00:35:01,832
Yes!
Shirleys for everyone!

817
00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:03,416
Shirleys on us!
Yeah!

818
00:35:03,541 --> 00:35:05,540
We about to get wasted
on Temples.

819
00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:06,832
We only have $12.

820
00:35:06,833 --> 00:35:07,791
You...

821
00:35:08,791 --> 00:35:10,165
♪ I know you're only human ♪

822
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:11,915
♪ Not much you can do about it ♪

823
00:35:11,916 --> 00:35:13,541
♪ But you know the room
is true ♪

824
00:35:13,666 --> 00:35:15,291
♪ No room for two is crowded ♪

825
00:35:15,416 --> 00:35:16,415
♪ I've been ego tripping ♪

826
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:18,291
♪ Double dipping,
double downing ♪

827
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,165
♪ That's the truth
Ain't no excuses ♪

828
00:35:20,166 --> 00:35:21,291
♪ Ain't no walking around it ♪

829
00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:22,165
♪ Ugh ♪

830
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:23,165
♪ We came to fuck it up ♪

831
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:23,915
♪ Yeah ♪

832
00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:24,832
♪ You came to change... ♪

833
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:25,790
-All your shoes?
- All of 'em.

834
00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:26,790
-All of them?
- And I has--

835
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,832
I had a really nice pair
of Asics.

836
00:35:28,833 --> 00:35:29,916
- Do you know Asics?
-No.

837
00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:31,040
I'm like hipster
in that type of way.

838
00:35:31,041 --> 00:35:32,207
♪ Greatest ♪

839
00:35:32,208 --> 00:35:33,665
♪ But your only claim to fame
is hating us ♪

840
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,040
♪ I'm a fashion elite ♪

841
00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:36,832
♪ With the bars of a beast ♪

842
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:38,166
♪ I got claws in the floor ♪

843
00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:39,832
♪ And a bite in the beat ♪

844
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:41,457
♪ I'm a shark, you're the meat ♪

845
00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:42,957
♪ When you bark, then I feast ♪

846
00:35:42,958 --> 00:35:44,707
♪ If I'm starting some beef ♪

847
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,290
♪ I just carve, then I eat ♪

848
00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:46,916
♪ Huh ♪

849
00:35:53,416 --> 00:35:54,916
All right.
So, Liam.

850
00:35:55,666 --> 00:35:56,540
Bad dude, right?

851
00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:57,915
Dude, I can't stand him.

852
00:35:57,916 --> 00:36:00,666
He's super homophobic.
Sydney came out as gay.

853
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,791
And listen, like I understand.
That's hard, right?

854
00:36:03,916 --> 00:36:04,790
-Yeah.
- You're gay.

855
00:36:04,791 --> 00:36:05,665
Your boyfriend's like,

856
00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:06,957
"Oh, I didn't know
you were gay."

857
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:08,332
And then you break up with him
and then he like,

858
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,457
goes on a rampage.

859
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:12,041
Like destroys a bunch of shit.
But like, come on.

860
00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:13,582
Like you should be happy
that someone discovered

861
00:36:13,583 --> 00:36:14,707
themselves,
you know what I mean?

862
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,832
Oh my God.
You make it sound so gay.

863
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:32,541
♪ There was a house
in New Orleans ♪

864
00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:38,208
- ♪ They call the rising sun ♪
- ♪ They call the rising sun ♪

865
00:36:39,541 --> 00:36:43,666
♪ And it was a poor boy ♪

866
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:49,665
♪ And I'm the only one ♪

867
00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:03,832
- ♪ The mother was a tailor ♪
- ♪ The mother was a tailor ♪

868
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,291
Ooh, hello.

869
00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:10,333
- ♪ She sewed my new blue jeans ♪
- ♪ She sewed my new blue jeans ♪

870
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,041
♪ Fuck Desiree ♪

871
00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:39,416
♪ I'd rather be gay ♪

872
00:37:39,541 --> 00:37:41,166
♪ Fu-- fu-- fuck Desiree ♪

873
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:42,541
♪ Listen to what I say ♪

874
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:43,540
♪ Yeah ♪

875
00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:46,916
♪ Fuck Desiree
I'm on the way ♪

876
00:37:47,041 --> 00:37:49,916
♪ I wanna play a game ♪

877
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:52,457
- ♪ To get Buddy Charles ♪
- ♪ Charles ♪

878
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:55,957
♪ Going through the desert,
get Buddy Charles ♪

879
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,540
- ♪ Going through the... ♪
- ♪ Hollers at my ♪

880
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:58,832
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Lizard's ♪

881
00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,915
- ♪ Mm-hmm. ♪
- ♪ Friend ♪

882
00:37:59,916 --> 00:38:01,707
- ♪ Lizard uh, friends
- ♪ Uh, yeah ♪

883
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:04,665
♪ What color is the lizard?
I don't know, yeah ♪

884
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:08,207
♪ He's got a blue tongue
and a scaly back ♪

885
00:38:08,208 --> 00:38:12,083
Wait, that just made me remember
when we bought him.

886
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,415
He's-- he's not--
he's not a lizard.

887
00:38:15,416 --> 00:38:16,666
He's a blue-tongued skink.

888
00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:17,707
That's not a lizard?

889
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,166
No, apparently,
he's not a lizard.

890
00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:20,541
I actually just remembered
this right now.

891
00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:21,416
He's not a lizard.

892
00:38:21,541 --> 00:38:23,165
Oh.

893
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,041
My skink going to--

894
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:26,665
Dude, dude, slow down.
Do you see her?

895
00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:28,082
Oh, we have
a really long way to go.

896
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,207
I don't wanna stop.

897
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,165
Dude, she's alone.

898
00:38:31,166 --> 00:38:32,332
I don't wanna do this.

899
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:34,291
Syd, this could be
like fucking CSI.

900
00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:36,041
Please, we could be heroes.

901
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,791
- Fine.
-  Yes!

902
00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:47,416
Oh, gee.
Hi.

903
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,457
Homeless people just have it
so hard, you guys.

904
00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:06,707
Like, they don't have cars
to get places.

905
00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:08,790
They have to hitchhike.

906
00:39:08,791 --> 00:39:11,915
And today, I'm really trying
to live homeless,

907
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:17,290
because I like using my platform
for good, to make a difference.

908
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:19,957
And living like this
for the past 45 minutes

909
00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:23,416
has been really, really hard.

910
00:39:23,541 --> 00:39:26,707
'Cause I feel like I have a much
better understanding

911
00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:31,458
of what it means to like,
truly be homeless.

912
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:35,290
Anyway, I'll check
back in later.

913
00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:36,332
Okay, bye.

914
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:40,833
So, uh, what's your name?

915
00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,541
My name?

916
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:48,791
Jennastarxoxo123__2.

917
00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:53,416
I wanted to just be Jennastar,
but they fucking took it.

918
00:39:53,541 --> 00:39:54,791
So your name's Jenna.

919
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,790
No, my name isn't Jenna.

920
00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:58,958
I thought you guys were asking
about my screen name.

921
00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:01,290
Oh, we clearly weren't.

922
00:40:01,291 --> 00:40:02,291
Oh!

923
00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:05,166
You two are so funny.

924
00:40:07,333 --> 00:40:09,541
No, my name is Brittany,
but someone said

925
00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,541
that was a bad name
for my channel to be under,

926
00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:15,083
because it makes it seem
like I get naked online.

927
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:17,541
Right.

928
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,666
Oh, wow.

929
00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:23,040
So are you like famous?

930
00:40:23,041 --> 00:40:25,290
- Like what's your deal?
- No. No, not at all.

931
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,291
I only have a few hundred
thousand followers.

932
00:40:27,416 --> 00:40:28,832
Thanks for asking.

933
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:32,083
I consider myself more
of a--

934
00:40:34,541 --> 00:40:37,332
a philanthropist
than a celebrity.

935
00:40:37,333 --> 00:40:38,666
That's not
how you say that word.

936
00:40:38,791 --> 00:40:40,415
Shut up.
She's doing fine.

937
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:43,083
It's been really educational.

938
00:40:44,166 --> 00:40:45,541
Hell yeah, brother.

939
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:49,082
So, um, what's next?

940
00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:50,665
Where-- where can we
drop you off?

941
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:52,666
Oh, no. You can actually drop me
wherever.

942
00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:54,791
I just had to get that content
recorded.

943
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:58,666
I'm going to call a car to get
a quickie little lunch break

944
00:40:58,791 --> 00:41:00,665
before I get back
on the streets.

945
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,082
Oh, you're going back
on the streets?

946
00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,166
Yeah.

947
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:08,165
My Erewhon box just got
delivered.

948
00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:09,832
Woo-hoo!

949
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:11,832
Slay.

950
00:41:11,833 --> 00:41:13,083
Slay!

951
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:15,291
Uh, yeah.
We could--

952
00:41:15,416 --> 00:41:16,665
You know, we could probably
pull over,

953
00:41:16,666 --> 00:41:18,041
find somewhere for you
to get an Uber.

954
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:21,166
Thank God you guys are girls.

955
00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:25,833
I was so scared I was gonna get
like kidnapped or something.

956
00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:30,958
Clara, how long has this car
been following us?

957
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:36,915
Okay, it's fine. Just--
just pull off to the right.

958
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:38,458
I'm just gonna speed up
a little bit.

959
00:41:44,666 --> 00:41:47,332
Oh my God!
It's happening!

960
00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:49,832
The 'napping of the kids.

961
00:41:49,833 --> 00:41:51,166
We're getting followed.

962
00:41:51,291 --> 00:41:53,332
This is what it's like living
on the streets, folks.

963
00:41:53,333 --> 00:41:55,457
You're seeing it here first.

964
00:41:55,458 --> 00:41:57,915
Make sure to leave a gift
under this video,

965
00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:02,291
because 4% of all earnings
are going toward one homeless.

966
00:42:05,291 --> 00:42:07,290
Sydney, go faster!

967
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:08,666
It's intense out here.

968
00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:10,582
Who is this fucker?

969
00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:13,291
Oh my God, it's-- it's--
He looks scary.

970
00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:15,666
It's a man.

971
00:42:18,041 --> 00:42:19,915
- What if he knows about the gun?
- The gun?

972
00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:21,041
How would he know about the gun?

973
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:23,040
Excuse me, gun?

974
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,540
- I don't know.
- Okay, I have a plan.

975
00:42:24,541 --> 00:42:26,790
Everyone relax
and just trust me, okay?

976
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:28,416
He's going for the glove box.

977
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:39,208
Sydney, do something.

978
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:43,166
Sydney!

979
00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:56,416
♪ Got me reaching for the line ♪

980
00:43:01,291 --> 00:43:01,916
Hey.

981
00:43:23,666 --> 00:43:24,416
Why the fuck, Sydney?

982
00:43:24,541 --> 00:43:25,916
I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it.

983
00:43:26,041 --> 00:43:27,082
I didn't mean it.

984
00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:27,832
I'm so sorry.

985
00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,790
Calling the cops.

986
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:32,707
Oh, fuck.

987
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:34,040
Look at me.
Look at me!

988
00:43:34,041 --> 00:43:35,040
This isn't your fault.

989
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,082
It is my fault.
It's my fault.

990
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:38,457
We can make it
look like a suicide.

991
00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:39,540
That's not gonna work.

992
00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:44,332
Holy shit!
He bleeds yellow.

993
00:43:44,333 --> 00:43:45,665
What the fuck?

994
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:47,707
Oh, fuck.
We're going to jail.

995
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,832
I'm so sorry.
I can call an ambulance.

996
00:43:50,833 --> 00:43:52,791
Why were you fucking
following us?

997
00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:55,041
- You left your phone at the bar.
- What?

998
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,540
You left your phone!

999
00:43:57,541 --> 00:43:59,041
Oh my God.

1000
00:43:59,166 --> 00:44:01,541
That makes sense.
Thank you.

1001
00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:03,457
Thank you so much
for the phone.

1002
00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:05,082
Sorry about that.

1003
00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:05,958
Sorry.

1004
00:44:07,791 --> 00:44:09,166
No.
No, no, no.

1005
00:44:09,291 --> 00:44:10,790
No.
No.

1006
00:44:10,791 --> 00:44:11,791
I thought you were gonna
murder us.

1007
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:13,082
This was self-defense.

1008
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:14,041
Oh, come on.

1009
00:44:14,166 --> 00:44:15,291
I've been trying
to get your attention

1010
00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,082
- for the last 10 minutes.
-Attention?

1011
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:18,916
That is not the most efficient
way to get our atten--

1012
00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:22,291
Look, look, look.
We're like really, really sorry.

1013
00:44:22,416 --> 00:44:24,708
Could you just like
not call the cops on us?

1014
00:44:26,541 --> 00:44:27,833
I'm not gonna call the cops.

1015
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,415
You're fucking crazy.

1016
00:44:30,416 --> 00:44:31,833
I'm not gonna call the cops.

1017
00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:38,083
Be careful with that thing.

1018
00:44:40,291 --> 00:44:41,540
Oh my God.

1019
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:45,166
Okay.

1020
00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:47,540
So maybe like
we shouldn't shoot people

1021
00:44:47,541 --> 00:44:48,791
as our first instinct.

1022
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:49,958
No shit.

1023
00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:55,790
Where's the po-po?

1024
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,540
I don't know what just happened.

1025
00:44:57,541 --> 00:44:59,582
Like-- it's like-- it's like
my instincts took over me.

1026
00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:01,791
I was like a Goddamn spy
out there like...

1027
00:45:03,416 --> 00:45:06,082
How did we not know
it was a paintball gun?

1028
00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:07,041
I don't know.

1029
00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:11,040
The fuck are we gonna do
about Brittany?

1030
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:13,415
Dude, I don't think
she's actually calling the cops.

1031
00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:16,332
I feel like she was just being
dramatic for content.

1032
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:21,415
You think she was being dramatic
when she thought

1033
00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:23,333
- that we murdered a man?
- Okay.

1034
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:25,790
Fuck!
I feel so stupid.

1035
00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:28,165
Yeah, I know.
Me, too.

1036
00:45:28,166 --> 00:45:29,416
I'm gonna call Sam.

1037
00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:31,041
Why?
What is she gonna do?

1038
00:45:31,166 --> 00:45:34,290
Absolutely nothing,
but we have her paintball gun.

1039
00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:35,165
Okay.

1040
00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:38,457
Hey, what's up?

1041
00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:40,165
Hey.
We have your paintball gun.

1042
00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:41,666
I need that.

1043
00:45:41,791 --> 00:45:43,082
I have a tournament this week.

1044
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:44,957
Wait, you're in
a paintball tournament?

1045
00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:46,541
Sam, that's kinda lit.

1046
00:45:46,666 --> 00:45:47,832
Can you bring my gun?

1047
00:45:47,833 --> 00:45:49,291
Can we do it tomorrow night?

1048
00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:52,540
Can you get here sooner?
I really need it.

1049
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,916
No, we're going to Idaho.

1050
00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:55,541
For what?
Does Mom know?

1051
00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:00,416
You guys are idiots.

1052
00:46:01,916 --> 00:46:03,041
Oh my God, Sam.

1053
00:46:03,166 --> 00:46:05,791
I'm so sorry, but we're actually
breaking up a little bit.

1054
00:46:07,333 --> 00:46:08,541
Can you hea--

1055
00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:10,208
I'll call you later!
Bye!

1056
00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:14,790
Fuck, dude.
She's gonna tell your mom.

1057
00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:16,207
Should we just give her the gun?

1058
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,541
No.
We are mid mission right now.

1059
00:46:18,666 --> 00:46:19,666
Focus.

1060
00:46:19,791 --> 00:46:21,457
And that doesn't take priority?

1061
00:46:21,458 --> 00:46:22,541
She's fine.

1062
00:46:23,458 --> 00:46:26,415
Why are kids playing
with paintball guns?

1063
00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:29,832
Fucking Brittany, bro.

1064
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,707
- It's fine. It's fine.
- Oh my God. Oh my God.

1065
00:46:31,708 --> 00:46:33,165
We'll just tell them the truth.
It's fine.

1066
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:34,165
- Why do you--
- Put your seatbelt on.

1067
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,541
Why do you do this to me?

1068
00:46:49,791 --> 00:46:53,540
We got a call from a girl
claiming she saw two girls,

1069
00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:56,791
in a similar car to yours,
shoot a guy.

1070
00:46:59,041 --> 00:47:00,916
That is correct, Officer.
We did shoot a man.

1071
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,040
-No.
- Get out of the car now.

1072
00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:03,332
We didn't.
That's not what happened.

1073
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:04,541
- Get out.
- I'm sorry.

1074
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:06,666
It was a paintball gun.

1075
00:47:09,166 --> 00:47:10,041
What was that?

1076
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:10,832
It was a paintball gun.

1077
00:47:10,833 --> 00:47:12,582
It-- it's not a real gun.

1078
00:47:12,583 --> 00:47:14,166
Everyone's fine.
It was a misunderstanding.

1079
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:15,915
We know the girl.
You can--

1080
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,791
It's in the trunk,
if you wanna go look at it.

1081
00:47:20,666 --> 00:47:22,541
- I panicked.
- Oh my God.

1082
00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:36,458
I'm gonna need the name
of the guy that owns that gun.

1083
00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:42,541
Where are you going?

1084
00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:04,791
Hi, Officer.

1085
00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:07,666
What the hell was that?

1086
00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:09,041
Oh.

1087
00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:10,208
My foot just slipped.

1088
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:16,665
I looked up the license plate.
This isn't your car.

1089
00:48:16,666 --> 00:48:18,041
It's-- it's my mom's car.

1090
00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:23,082
Did you get permission
to drive your mommy's car

1091
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:24,041
outta state?

1092
00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:29,791
Yes.

1093
00:48:29,916 --> 00:48:31,458
I had to bring my sister
to camp.

1094
00:48:34,541 --> 00:48:35,416
All right.

1095
00:48:37,416 --> 00:48:38,790
I'll let you guys go.

1096
00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:41,791
I'm just gonna write you up
for your uh, getaway just then.

1097
00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:47,708
You know, you're lucky I'm nice.

1098
00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:57,541
Well, that worked out.

1099
00:49:09,666 --> 00:49:13,457
Would you rather have
abnormally large feet

1100
00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:15,457
or abnormally large hands?

1101
00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:18,207
Feet, obviously.
Give me a harder one.

1102
00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:20,291
Okay.

1103
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,916
Would you rather be broke
and happy

1104
00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:26,416
or rich and miserable?

1105
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:28,416
Rich and miserable probably.

1106
00:49:28,541 --> 00:49:29,957
Okay.
Well, that's the wrong answer.

1107
00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:33,166
Dude, we need money
so bad right now.

1108
00:49:33,291 --> 00:49:36,332
Like we need another tank of gas
to get there.

1109
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:38,040
God, okay, my life sucks!

1110
00:49:38,041 --> 00:49:39,666
We shouldn't have
gotten the Shirleys!

1111
00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:41,540
Like I need to stop
on the Shirleys!

1112
00:49:41,541 --> 00:49:42,791
Don't even say that!

1113
00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:45,165
The Shirleys
are not the problem here.

1114
00:49:45,166 --> 00:49:47,290
And lucky for you,
I have another solution

1115
00:49:47,291 --> 00:49:48,790
to our money problem,

1116
00:49:48,791 --> 00:49:51,582
and it happens to be
right down the road.

1117
00:49:51,583 --> 00:49:53,332
Oh, that's so exciting!

1118
00:49:53,333 --> 00:49:55,041
Are you gonna like
whore me out again?

1119
00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:04,040
You wanna solve this with bingo?
Really?

1120
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:05,208
Yes.

1121
00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:08,041
Where do you even find this?

1122
00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:10,582
Your mom's Facebook.

1123
00:50:10,583 --> 00:50:11,957
You still have Facebook?

1124
00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:14,957
Yeah. I use it sometimes.

1125
00:50:14,958 --> 00:50:16,332
Whatever.
Stop doubting my plans.

1126
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:17,416
This is gonna be great.

1127
00:50:19,541 --> 00:50:21,040
How many tickets, ladies?

1128
00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,540
Um, two each is fine, right?

1129
00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:24,957
8 bucks.

1130
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:28,415
- You have to pay for these?
- Mm-hmm. 8 bucks.

1131
00:50:28,416 --> 00:50:29,333
Cash only.

1132
00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:37,665
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1133
00:50:37,666 --> 00:50:40,041
You had that the whole time?
What the fuck, Clara?

1134
00:50:40,916 --> 00:50:42,166
Heck, Clara.

1135
00:50:42,291 --> 00:50:45,707
Um, my mom makes me keep
$10 cash

1136
00:50:45,708 --> 00:50:48,041
- in case of emergencies.
- Thanks.

1137
00:50:48,166 --> 00:50:50,791
Okay, so no food, no gas,
not an emergency.

1138
00:50:50,916 --> 00:50:52,082
Bingo, emergency.

1139
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,041
- I completely spaced--
- Noted.

1140
00:50:53,166 --> 00:50:54,790
- About it. I forgot.
- Oh, okay.

1141
00:50:54,791 --> 00:50:56,416
Sorry.

1142
00:51:03,666 --> 00:51:04,832
Do you think
we have enough cards?

1143
00:51:04,833 --> 00:51:06,082
No, I think two each is good.

1144
00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:08,041
I'm feeling really good
about it.

1145
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,416
Hello, everyone, and welcome.

1146
00:51:10,541 --> 00:51:14,457
Well, we have some exciting news
this afternoon.

1147
00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:17,915
Our first round is sponsored
by our very own

1148
00:51:17,916 --> 00:51:19,665
First National Bank.

1149
00:51:19,666 --> 00:51:22,291
And to celebrate
their 100th anniversary,

1150
00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:24,916
they are giving away,
drum roll please...

1151
00:51:27,166 --> 00:51:30,541
$100 cash prize!

1152
00:51:35,541 --> 00:51:36,582
We need that cash.

1153
00:51:36,583 --> 00:51:37,915
Yeah.

1154
00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:39,416
Good luck, sweetheart.

1155
00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:42,291
With what?

1156
00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:44,915
Uh, with getting the cash.

1157
00:51:44,916 --> 00:51:48,832
Everybody here has been coming
to play bingo here for years.

1158
00:51:48,833 --> 00:51:51,165
Oh my God,
you're the newbies here.

1159
00:51:51,166 --> 00:51:52,415
Ugh.

1160
00:51:52,416 --> 00:51:53,332
Sorry.

1161
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,665
I thought this was
a game of luck.

1162
00:51:56,583 --> 00:51:58,082
What's your names?

1163
00:51:58,083 --> 00:51:59,666
Oh, I'm Clara.
This is Sydney.

1164
00:51:59,791 --> 00:52:01,041
Well, I'm Susan,

1165
00:52:01,166 --> 00:52:03,040
and I have a winning streak
going.

1166
00:52:03,041 --> 00:52:07,582
I have won three weeks in a row
and it's not luck.

1167
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:10,290
It's the dauber technique!
Yes!

1168
00:52:10,291 --> 00:52:11,416
What's a dauber?

1169
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,541
My God.

1170
00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,166
Silly, silly girl.

1171
00:52:21,166 --> 00:52:23,707
♪ I'm feeling lucky tonight ♪

1172
00:52:23,708 --> 00:52:25,457
♪ Mm, yeah ♪

1173
00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:26,790
Ugh!

1174
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:29,041
- I'm gonna kick her ass!
- What the hell is a dauber?

1175
00:52:29,166 --> 00:52:31,166
She is fully aware she's being
a fucking bitch right now.

1176
00:52:31,291 --> 00:52:33,040
Like who needs
that many bingo cards?

1177
00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:34,415
Dude, your sister
has texted me

1178
00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:35,540
like a hundred times.

1179
00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:36,540
She's trying
to get a hold of you.

1180
00:52:36,541 --> 00:52:37,665
Yeah, she's fine.

1181
00:52:37,666 --> 00:52:38,916
She probably just
wants to go home or something.

1182
00:52:39,041 --> 00:52:39,832
No, call her back.

1183
00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:40,790
- No.
- Why?

1184
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,041
Because we're in fucking
Nevada,

1185
00:52:42,166 --> 00:52:43,832
and I have old ladies
to fuck up.

1186
00:52:43,833 --> 00:52:45,457
Really try to word
that differently.

1187
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:46,666
Hm. Let's go.

1188
00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:52,540
Oh, you girls
have been gone a while.

1189
00:52:53,416 --> 00:52:54,291
Nervous?

1190
00:52:54,416 --> 00:52:57,083
No, we aren't nervous one bit,
Susan.

1191
00:52:57,916 --> 00:53:00,041
Best of luck
this afternoon, everyone.

1192
00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:01,416
Daubers up.

1193
00:53:03,208 --> 00:53:05,666
Oh.
This is a dauber.

1194
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:07,541
Here we go.
Round one.

1195
00:53:07,666 --> 00:53:08,832
Let's begin.

1196
00:53:08,833 --> 00:53:09,790
Let us begin.

1197
00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:13,541
Shush up.

1198
00:53:19,708 --> 00:53:22,166
B-11.
Legs 11.

1199
00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:29,041
G-54.
G-54 out the door.

1200
00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:34,291
O-74.
We're so poor.

1201
00:53:34,416 --> 00:53:35,332
- 74.
- You got that one.

1202
00:53:35,333 --> 00:53:36,207
I got that one!

1203
00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:38,332
You got that one.
Nice!

1204
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:41,165
Can you please repeat that?

1205
00:53:41,166 --> 00:53:44,791
I couldn't hear
for all the ruckus.

1206
00:53:44,916 --> 00:53:48,916
Can you two shut your traps?

1207
00:53:49,583 --> 00:53:52,082
Aw.
I'm really sorry, Susan.

1208
00:53:52,083 --> 00:53:54,041
Your hearing aids can't keep up.

1209
00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:55,916
Oh, yeah.

1210
00:53:56,041 --> 00:54:00,540
That's because your voices
are so high-pitched

1211
00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:01,916
and irritating

1212
00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:04,416
that they can't even
pick up the frequency!

1213
00:54:06,666 --> 00:54:11,166
O-73.
O-73, where are thee?

1214
00:54:13,916 --> 00:54:17,291
I-22.
Double ducks, 22.

1215
00:54:19,416 --> 00:54:23,041
G-51.
Twink of the thumb, 51.

1216
00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:33,833
O-64.
64 red raw, 64.

1217
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:39,665
Bingo!
I got a bingo!

1218
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,666
Bring it up here then.

1219
00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:44,541
Bingo!
Yeah!

1220
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:47,166
Bingo!

1221
00:54:49,541 --> 00:54:50,666
- It's bingo.
- Woo!

1222
00:54:50,791 --> 00:54:52,791
They're lying.

1223
00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:54,582
This innocent child?

1224
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,041
They cheated.

1225
00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:59,832
They distracted me
and they stole my card.

1226
00:54:59,833 --> 00:55:00,915
Oh, come on.

1227
00:55:00,916 --> 00:55:03,166
Last week you complained
we avoided your numbers.

1228
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,665
I-- I think you're the boy
who cried wolf, Susan.

1229
00:55:06,666 --> 00:55:09,041
You know what?
I've had it.

1230
00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:10,457
I have had all this.

1231
00:55:10,458 --> 00:55:12,666
After all these years
of doing these things.

1232
00:55:12,791 --> 00:55:15,291
Here, take your card
and shove 'em.

1233
00:55:15,416 --> 00:55:16,666
You know what to do with them.

1234
00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:18,207
'Cause you wanna
know something?

1235
00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:19,166
I'm the winner.

1236
00:55:19,291 --> 00:55:20,957
I have always been
the winner here.

1237
00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:23,707
Every time I come, I win
and you're all jealous!

1238
00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:28,165
So everybody, go screw yourself.
I am gonna win all the time.

1239
00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:32,916
Congratulations.

1240
00:55:33,041 --> 00:55:36,041
Thank you so much.
Bingo!

1241
00:55:36,916 --> 00:55:38,165
A bingo.

1242
00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:39,666
♪ I'm feeling lucky tonight ♪

1243
00:55:41,791 --> 00:55:42,916
♪ Yeah ♪

1244
00:55:43,041 --> 00:55:44,790
Bro, Susan is crazy.

1245
00:55:44,791 --> 00:55:47,416
Yeah, well, you did steal
her bingo card.

1246
00:55:48,041 --> 00:55:49,541
She can't do anything about it.

1247
00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:50,791
♪ Yeah, they know what's up ♪

1248
00:55:50,916 --> 00:55:52,916
♪ I don't talk shit ♪

1249
00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:55,041
Well, she definitely did
something about it.

1250
00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:59,041
She's insane.

1251
00:55:59,166 --> 00:56:01,207
Suck it, juice bags.

1252
00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:02,333
Juice bags?

1253
00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:04,791
What a bitch.

1254
00:56:04,916 --> 00:56:06,291
Hey, dude,
we can't drive like this.

1255
00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:07,666
How are we gonna get it off?

1256
00:56:07,791 --> 00:56:09,708
I mean, they probably
have rags inside.

1257
00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:13,290
Wanna play another game?

1258
00:56:13,291 --> 00:56:14,957
Hmm, sure.

1259
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:16,332
This shit's really on there.

1260
00:56:16,333 --> 00:56:17,916
Yeah, well, whose fault is that?

1261
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:19,707
Not mine.
I'm a child.

1262
00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:21,416
She shouldn't have reacted
like that.

1263
00:56:22,666 --> 00:56:24,707
♪ Teeth on the dash ♪

1264
00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:27,040
♪ Got my heart in your hands ♪

1265
00:56:27,041 --> 00:56:27,916
Okay, yeah.

1266
00:56:28,041 --> 00:56:30,165
♪ I'm sitting pretty ♪

1267
00:56:30,166 --> 00:56:30,957
♪ I make you want me ♪

1268
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:33,041
Okay.

1269
00:56:33,166 --> 00:56:37,791
♪ I am a guard in my room
when I'm home ♪

1270
00:56:37,916 --> 00:56:40,332
I'm gonna miss you, dumbass.

1271
00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:42,832
I'm gonna miss you, too,
but it's like three months.

1272
00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:44,208
It's gonna go by fast.

1273
00:56:45,541 --> 00:56:46,583
Yeah, I know.

1274
00:56:48,791 --> 00:56:49,583
You okay?

1275
00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:52,083
Yeah.

1276
00:56:54,333 --> 00:56:57,541
I do have um,
kind of a big life update

1277
00:56:57,666 --> 00:56:58,791
to share with you though.

1278
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,582
Oh.

1279
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:04,332
Um, it's-- it's really fucking
stupid.

1280
00:57:04,333 --> 00:57:06,916
Um, I-- I've decided
I'm not gonna go

1281
00:57:07,041 --> 00:57:08,041
to college anymore.

1282
00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:12,457
What?
When did you decide that?

1283
00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:13,958
Oh, just like a while ago.

1284
00:57:15,791 --> 00:57:17,333
Why didn't you tell me?

1285
00:57:19,791 --> 00:57:21,166
Clara, why didn't you
tell me that?

1286
00:57:23,916 --> 00:57:25,833
Dude, what is going on?

1287
00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:31,458
I'm sick again.

1288
00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:36,458
What?

1289
00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:42,040
Um, I haven't been feeling
very good

1290
00:57:42,041 --> 00:57:47,041
and like my memory's been fuzzy
and my rhythm's been

1291
00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:48,832
all out of whack,
so we went to the doctor

1292
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:53,916
and my heart is failing again.

1293
00:57:55,541 --> 00:57:57,416
Well, that's--
that's not possible.

1294
00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:58,541
That's--

1295
00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:03,041
Um, I don't know, dude.

1296
00:58:03,166 --> 00:58:05,541
I guess the surgery I got
when I was a kid

1297
00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:10,166
was supposed to be a fix, but
um, there's an arrhythmia now

1298
00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:12,665
and they can't seem
to get a handle on it,

1299
00:58:12,666 --> 00:58:14,666
so they put me
on the transplant list.

1300
00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,165
So, you'll-- you'll get
a transplant

1301
00:58:17,166 --> 00:58:18,666
and then you'll be fine, right?

1302
00:58:20,333 --> 00:58:21,416
Maybe.

1303
00:58:23,416 --> 00:58:27,583
Um, there's like
a lot of scar tissue, so...

1304
00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:34,666
they're preparing me
for worst-case scenario.

1305
00:58:38,291 --> 00:58:40,041
Why can't they
just like fix your heart?

1306
00:58:41,166 --> 00:58:42,582
It's just not how it works.

1307
00:58:42,583 --> 00:58:45,082
Can't they call another doctor?
Like can you try somebody else?

1308
00:58:45,083 --> 00:58:48,166
No, my mom has tried every
cardiologist she could find.

1309
00:59:01,666 --> 00:59:02,666
I'm sorry.

1310
00:59:10,791 --> 00:59:11,916
Why did you lie to me?

1311
00:59:13,541 --> 00:59:16,541
What?
Sydney, I didn't lie to you.

1312
00:59:16,666 --> 00:59:18,166
You didn't tell me.

1313
00:59:19,583 --> 00:59:22,832
No. Dude, you can't be mad
at me for this right now.

1314
00:59:22,833 --> 00:59:24,166
No, I just-- I would have liked
to have known.

1315
00:59:24,291 --> 00:59:26,415
You know, you're not the only
person that this affects.

1316
00:59:26,416 --> 00:59:29,041
- Why are you yelling at me?
- I'm not yelling at you.

1317
00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:35,082
I'm sorry.

1318
00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,665
You have no idea
how much I hate

1319
00:59:36,666 --> 00:59:38,166
that I'm putting you
through this.

1320
00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:41,666
I love you.

1321
00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:44,666
I love you, too.

1322
00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:55,416
How long have you known?

1323
00:59:59,916 --> 01:00:00,790
Since February.

1324
01:00:00,791 --> 01:00:02,541
February?

1325
01:00:02,666 --> 01:00:04,290
Clara, are you fucking
kidding me?

1326
01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:05,665
I'm sorry, I didn't want
everything to change.

1327
01:00:05,666 --> 01:00:07,040
Why did you keep--

1328
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:08,082
no, why did you keep this
from me for so long?

1329
01:00:08,083 --> 01:00:10,541
I didn't want you
to look at me differently!

1330
01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:11,915
Woah, look--

1331
01:00:11,916 --> 01:00:13,165
Okay.
I-- I'm so...

1332
01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:14,541
I can't, I can't, I'm sorry.

1333
01:00:14,666 --> 01:00:15,957
No, where are you going?

1334
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,666
I just-- I need to go sleep
in the church.

1335
01:00:30,541 --> 01:00:33,832
♪ If I know it's not right ♪

1336
01:00:33,833 --> 01:00:36,791
♪ Do I stay just tonight ♪

1337
01:00:37,666 --> 01:00:40,665
♪ Because I couldn't fight it ♪

1338
01:00:40,666 --> 01:00:43,208
♪ Even if I tried ♪

1339
01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,790
♪ So I pick up the phone ♪

1340
01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:51,082
♪ But you haven't called ♪

1341
01:00:54,416 --> 01:00:56,332
♪ Until you come home ♪

1342
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,041
Fuck my life!

1343
01:01:37,041 --> 01:01:38,708
Oh, hello.

1344
01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:44,041
Hi, bug.
How's the trip going?

1345
01:01:44,708 --> 01:01:46,207
Oh, you know.

1346
01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:48,915
Oh, baby.
You finally told her?

1347
01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:51,915
Yep.
She's pretty pissed off, mom.

1348
01:01:51,916 --> 01:01:53,540
I feel like
I should've told her sooner.

1349
01:01:53,541 --> 01:01:57,041
The river's gonna flow
even if you stand in the way,

1350
01:01:57,166 --> 01:01:59,207
so why not flow with it?

1351
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:00,291
Mom, what?

1352
01:02:01,458 --> 01:02:02,666
Are you gonna call the cops?

1353
01:02:02,791 --> 01:02:04,166
Do you need me to?

1354
01:02:06,166 --> 01:02:07,833
Uh, are you guys okay?

1355
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:09,916
I mean, yeah, we're fine,

1356
01:02:10,041 --> 01:02:11,958
other than her fucking
heart defect.

1357
01:02:12,916 --> 01:02:14,041
Oh, I'm sorry.

1358
01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:17,291
My mom went through
heart surgery twice.

1359
01:02:18,916 --> 01:02:22,082
Have you ever heard the saying,
"Through every dark night,

1360
01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,458
there's a bright day after?"

1361
01:02:24,666 --> 01:02:25,791
Is that the Bible?

1362
01:02:27,041 --> 01:02:27,916
Tupac.

1363
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,041
Is she doing better now?

1364
01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:36,833
I like to think so.

1365
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:49,582
Am I driving?

1366
01:02:49,583 --> 01:02:50,458
Yeah, sure.

1367
01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:53,416
Okay.

1368
01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:12,958
Have you just been hiding those
from me the whole time?

1369
01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:16,291
Yep.

1370
01:03:17,916 --> 01:03:18,708
Okay.

1371
01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,041
Are you only letting me drive,
because you feel bad

1372
01:03:26,166 --> 01:03:29,416
for throwing a major bitch fit
and storming off last night?

1373
01:03:29,541 --> 01:03:30,916
Yes, that is correct.

1374
01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:34,166
Okay.

1375
01:03:48,291 --> 01:03:49,957
Well, that was fun
while it lasted.

1376
01:03:49,958 --> 01:03:50,833
Yeah.

1377
01:04:07,541 --> 01:04:09,082
Are you mad at me?

1378
01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:10,166
No, I'm not mad at you.

1379
01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:11,915
I was just waiting for you
to do something wrong,

1380
01:04:11,916 --> 01:04:13,291
so I could take my spot back.

1381
01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:14,666
You're a fucking bitch.

1382
01:04:16,416 --> 01:04:18,040
It's lizard day.

1383
01:04:18,041 --> 01:04:20,041
It's lizard liberation day.

1384
01:04:23,791 --> 01:04:26,166
See,
it smells like shit in here.

1385
01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:28,541
- Yeah, that's us, dumbass.
- Okay.

1386
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:31,416
♪ Water and a lime ♪

1387
01:04:31,541 --> 01:04:34,416
♪ Lemon into wine and drink ♪

1388
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:43,208
♪ Oh, darling, I just walk
around the hollowness I feel ♪

1389
01:04:44,416 --> 01:04:46,083
Ugh, I'm bored.

1390
01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,208
Talk to me.

1391
01:04:50,916 --> 01:04:52,040
I don't know what to talk about.

1392
01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:54,166
Well, come up with something.

1393
01:04:57,083 --> 01:04:58,166
I'm dying.
You talk.

1394
01:04:58,291 --> 01:04:59,916
Okay, geez.

1395
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:02,916
I don't know, um...

1396
01:05:05,041 --> 01:05:07,708
what do you think about me
going to college

1397
01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:10,833
or not?

1398
01:05:12,916 --> 01:05:15,666
Dude, you've been talking
about college since we were 10.

1399
01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:23,958
Please just go to college.

1400
01:05:26,166 --> 01:05:28,041
I'm serious, you don't have to
worry about me.

1401
01:05:51,166 --> 01:05:52,416
Is that his car?

1402
01:05:53,041 --> 01:05:54,541
I have no idea.

1403
01:05:55,791 --> 01:05:57,415
How do you wanna do this?

1404
01:05:57,416 --> 01:05:59,041
I think we need to sneak inside.

1405
01:05:59,166 --> 01:06:01,540
No, 'cause what if he's in there
with Buddy Charles

1406
01:06:01,541 --> 01:06:02,582
and then--

1407
01:06:02,583 --> 01:06:03,790
We have to start
throwing grenades

1408
01:06:03,791 --> 01:06:04,832
and then the police get called
and it becomes a whole--

1409
01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:05,958
Oh, shit!

1410
01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:13,291
Maybe he isn't home.
I don't see another car.

1411
01:06:13,416 --> 01:06:16,082
No, there could definitely be
another one in the garage.

1412
01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:17,915
We just need to get inside.

1413
01:06:42,041 --> 01:06:45,333
♪ What's your problem,
'cause it never ends ♪

1414
01:06:46,541 --> 01:06:49,791
♪ I thought that you were
coming round again ♪

1415
01:06:51,333 --> 01:06:53,666
- It's the kitchen.
- Any sign of Buddy Charles?

1416
01:06:53,791 --> 01:06:55,416
Negative.
Let's move.

1417
01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:59,791
It's the dining room.
No sign of Buddy Charles.

1418
01:07:00,916 --> 01:07:02,166
Let's keep moving.

1419
01:07:02,666 --> 01:07:03,416
Good work.

1420
01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:06,166
Yeah, you too.
What do we do now?

1421
01:07:06,291 --> 01:07:08,332
I think I'm just gonna go knock
on the front door.

1422
01:07:08,333 --> 01:07:10,207
What, do you think he's just
gonna hand you the lizard?

1423
01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:11,165
God, no.

1424
01:07:11,166 --> 01:07:12,332
What is the plan then?

1425
01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:14,207
The plan is that you'll
figure it out

1426
01:07:14,208 --> 01:07:15,540
- while I distract him.
- Listen, Sydney, no.

1427
01:07:15,541 --> 01:07:16,416
No, you got this, you got this,
you got this.

1428
01:07:16,541 --> 01:07:19,082
- Sydney!
- You got this.

1429
01:07:19,083 --> 01:07:20,916
Oh, God.

1430
01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:23,666
Hi.

1431
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,166
Hey.

1432
01:07:27,291 --> 01:07:29,541
Uh, you-- you're in Idaho?

1433
01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:30,416
Yeah.

1434
01:07:31,458 --> 01:07:34,541
Cool.
Um, how'd you know I live here?

1435
01:07:36,041 --> 01:07:39,165
That's a really good question.
Super glad you asked that.

1436
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:44,415
Um, I'm-- I'm actually friends
with your mom on the internet

1437
01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:47,958
and she posted...

1438
01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:52,790
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Yeah, right?

1439
01:07:52,791 --> 01:07:53,707
Yeah.
Why you here?

1440
01:07:53,708 --> 01:07:54,541
Um, yeah, so I just--
I don't know,

1441
01:07:54,666 --> 01:07:57,666
I figured we could like,
I don't know,

1442
01:07:57,791 --> 01:07:59,833
catch up a little, hang out.

1443
01:08:01,083 --> 01:08:02,790
- Yeah. I mean--
-Yeah.

1444
01:08:02,791 --> 01:08:04,540
You know, especially
since we never got to talk

1445
01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:06,290
after you decided
that you were a lesbian.

1446
01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:13,166
I didn't decide I was a lesbian,
Liam.

1447
01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:14,290
We've talked about this.

1448
01:08:14,291 --> 01:08:15,582
Okay. Well, you at least decided
to pretend

1449
01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:18,832
- that you were straight, so...
- I didn't know if I was gay.

1450
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:20,541
How could you not know
you were gay?

1451
01:08:21,791 --> 01:08:23,416
We were having sex.

1452
01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:26,166
Were-- were--
were you faking it?

1453
01:08:28,458 --> 01:08:29,416
Obviously.

1454
01:08:29,541 --> 01:08:30,416
Yeah.

1455
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,416
Huh.

1456
01:08:34,291 --> 01:08:35,790
- That means you're gay.
- No.

1457
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,832
It actually just means
you're bad with women.

1458
01:08:44,208 --> 01:08:46,915
Okay.
Door was unlocked.

1459
01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:48,291
Doesn't count as breaking
and entering

1460
01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:49,541
if the door is unlocked.

1461
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:01,290
Fuck.

1462
01:09:01,291 --> 01:09:03,291
God.
Okay, you are so insufferable.

1463
01:09:03,416 --> 01:09:04,541
Like, this is why we broke up.

1464
01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:05,708
Just admit it.

1465
01:09:07,041 --> 01:09:08,457
You're still into me.

1466
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:10,041
I'm not attracted to you, Liam.

1467
01:09:10,166 --> 01:09:11,041
You are.

1468
01:09:12,541 --> 01:09:13,541
I can tell.

1469
01:09:24,291 --> 01:09:25,707
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah,

1470
01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:26,790
blah, blah, blah.

1471
01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:28,291
Are you 12?

1472
01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:29,915
Why are you laughing at me?

1473
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:31,915
Because this is like
ridiculous.

1474
01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:33,582
Like what are you
trying to prove to me?

1475
01:09:33,583 --> 01:09:36,790
That you're not gay
and you still love me.

1476
01:09:36,791 --> 01:09:38,791
Maybe things got
a little too intense too fast,

1477
01:09:38,916 --> 01:09:41,791
and that's okay.

1478
01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:47,291
Because I still love you, too.

1479
01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:58,790
And what makes you think
that I would be in love

1480
01:09:58,791 --> 01:10:00,540
with you back?

1481
01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:03,583
The look in your eyes.

1482
01:10:08,416 --> 01:10:10,832
This is not a YA novel, Liam.
This is real life.

1483
01:10:10,833 --> 01:10:13,333
I kinda fucking hate you
too right now, Sydney.

1484
01:10:14,791 --> 01:10:15,791
Sydney?

1485
01:10:16,916 --> 01:10:19,082
- Oh my goodness.
- Hi.

1486
01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:20,666
Oh, how are you, honey?

1487
01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:21,957
So good to see you.

1488
01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:22,916
Oh, yeah.

1489
01:10:23,041 --> 01:10:24,041
So glad you two
are reconnecting.

1490
01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:25,666
-I know.
- Me too.

1491
01:10:25,791 --> 01:10:27,832
Liam still talks about you
all the time.

1492
01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:28,790
He does?

1493
01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:29,791
Mom!

1494
01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:33,416
Buddy.

1495
01:10:43,791 --> 01:10:45,416
I'm so sorry.

1496
01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,207
Oh, yeah.

1497
01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:49,290
Oh, so good to see you.

1498
01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:51,832
Oh, you have no idea
how much I miss you, too.

1499
01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:53,041
- Okay?
-Yeah, see you soon.

1500
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:55,165
-Yeah. Okay. Muah.
-Okay.

1501
01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:56,416
- All right, enjoy.
- Bye.

1502
01:10:56,541 --> 01:10:57,915
Bye.
I'm grabbing some boxes.

1503
01:10:57,916 --> 01:10:59,582
You still talk about me?

1504
01:10:59,583 --> 01:11:00,541
That's really sweet.

1505
01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:01,832
Yeah.

1506
01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:03,540
I talk about how much
a fucking pussy bitch you are.

1507
01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:08,415
Yes. Come here, you, yes.
Hi.

1508
01:11:08,416 --> 01:11:10,915
It's so good to see you.

1509
01:11:10,916 --> 01:11:12,541
If you admit
you're still into me,

1510
01:11:13,791 --> 01:11:15,041
I'll stop all this.

1511
01:11:15,166 --> 01:11:16,041
Stop what?

1512
01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,541
The diss tracks.

1513
01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:21,665
Wow.
Okay.

1514
01:11:21,666 --> 01:11:24,207
Uh, I-- I can't believe
you haven't heard these.

1515
01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:25,291
Allow me to amaze you.

1516
01:11:25,416 --> 01:11:27,165
Okay.
I'm-- I'm prepared.

1517
01:11:27,166 --> 01:11:28,041
Boop.

1518
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:30,082
♪ Hey, yo, mic check,
mic check ♪

1519
01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:31,083
♪ This thing on? ♪

1520
01:11:33,291 --> 01:11:36,707
♪ Uh,
you're never getting laid ♪

1521
01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:38,541
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

1522
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:40,333
♪ 'Cause you wanted to be gay ♪

1523
01:11:41,291 --> 01:11:42,415
♪ Damn ♪

1524
01:11:42,416 --> 01:11:44,332
♪ I'm reaching for my fame ♪

1525
01:11:44,333 --> 01:11:45,916
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪

1526
01:11:46,041 --> 01:11:47,541
♪ You're eating pussy ♪

1527
01:11:47,666 --> 01:11:48,791
♪ What a shame ♪

1528
01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:55,791
♪ Oh, that was so hard, bro ♪

1529
01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:56,915
♪ I know ♪

1530
01:11:56,916 --> 01:11:57,916
Mm.

1531
01:11:58,041 --> 01:12:02,791
Yeah, I-- I'm gonna get
so famous,

1532
01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,332
you're gonna regret
what you did.

1533
01:12:06,333 --> 01:12:08,082
Did you make the beat
yourself, too?

1534
01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:10,707
Yeah.

1535
01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:11,583
Yeah?

1536
01:12:16,416 --> 01:12:18,416
You are so mean, you know that?

1537
01:12:20,583 --> 01:12:21,916
Oh, are you crying?

1538
01:12:22,916 --> 01:12:24,166
Just-- just like--

1539
01:12:24,291 --> 01:12:27,291
Oh.
Well, now I kinda feel bad.

1540
01:12:27,416 --> 01:12:29,291
Just-- just-- like-- tell me--
tell me-- tell me I'm hot.

1541
01:12:30,208 --> 01:12:32,415
Are you recording me?

1542
01:12:32,416 --> 01:12:33,666
No.

1543
01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:35,790
What, were you gonna
like jerk off to that later?

1544
01:12:35,791 --> 01:12:37,040
Mm, mm.

1545
01:12:37,041 --> 01:12:39,207
I'm not gonna do that, Liam.
I can't do that.

1546
01:12:39,208 --> 01:12:40,082
Please?

1547
01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:41,791
Uh-uh.
I can't do it.

1548
01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:44,041
I need this.
I really need it.

1549
01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:46,165
You have no idea how bad
I need this.

1550
01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,832
I can't. I'm not gonna
tell you you're hot, Liam.

1551
01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:48,666
Please?

1552
01:12:50,416 --> 01:12:51,332
Fine.
You know what?

1553
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,540
You're so hot.

1554
01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:53,791
Wait, wait, wait. Again.
I need to record it.

1555
01:12:56,333 --> 01:12:58,958
- You're so hot, Liam.
-Oh, oh.

1556
01:13:00,541 --> 01:13:01,166
What was that?

1557
01:13:02,791 --> 01:13:04,040
Oh, oh my God.
Is this happening?

1558
01:13:04,041 --> 01:13:05,666
Yeah, it's happening.
Uh-huh.

1559
01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:12,082
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.

1560
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:14,082
Wait. Where are you--
You fucking bitch.

1561
01:13:14,083 --> 01:13:14,832
You took my--
you took my lizard.

1562
01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:16,457
It's my lizard, asshole!

1563
01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:17,791
But he needs a male role model.

1564
01:13:17,916 --> 01:13:19,916
We don't even know
if he's a he.

1565
01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:25,332
Ow, ow.

1566
01:13:35,166 --> 01:13:38,082
♪ I hope it hurts ♪

1567
01:13:38,083 --> 01:13:41,041
You stupid bitch.

1568
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:45,541
♪ When I watch
your world burn ♪

1569
01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:51,791
♪ Our struggle never ends ♪

1570
01:13:55,166 --> 01:14:00,166
♪ I hope it hurts ♪

1571
01:14:01,958 --> 01:14:03,541
♪ I hope it ♪

1572
01:14:32,333 --> 01:14:34,415
Who's a good little lizzie?

1573
01:14:34,416 --> 01:14:35,415
Hi, baby.

1574
01:14:35,416 --> 01:14:37,707
Are you so happy to be back
with mommy?

1575
01:14:37,708 --> 01:14:39,541
I know, it must have been
so miserable.

1576
01:14:39,666 --> 01:14:43,916
We did it!
Oh my God.

1577
01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:44,957
Oh my God.

1578
01:14:44,958 --> 01:14:46,832
- I got so much anger out.
- I know.

1579
01:14:46,833 --> 01:14:48,665
Dude, that looked like
it felt fucking amazing.

1580
01:14:48,666 --> 01:14:50,790
Felt incredible.

1581
01:14:50,791 --> 01:14:54,207
The look on his face when he
realized what we were doing.

1582
01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:56,291
He was so pissed!

1583
01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:59,415
I was scurrying around
his bedroom.

1584
01:14:59,416 --> 01:15:01,457
I picked up three pairs
of his boxers.

1585
01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:02,707
No, ew!

1586
01:15:06,291 --> 01:15:07,915
Holy shit!

1587
01:15:18,541 --> 01:15:20,166
- So what now?
-What?

1588
01:15:23,916 --> 01:15:25,457
What do you wanna do now?

1589
01:15:25,458 --> 01:15:26,583
Go home?

1590
01:15:28,666 --> 01:15:32,832
We could go to Texas.
Or like drive to Montana.

1591
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:33,791
I mean, that's like
really fucking close.

1592
01:15:33,916 --> 01:15:35,916
Dude, we can do
that next summer.

1593
01:15:43,208 --> 01:15:44,165
Oh.

1594
01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:45,832
I c-- I can't,
I can't go home, Sydney.

1595
01:15:45,833 --> 01:15:46,957
I know.

1596
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:48,457
No, like--

1597
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:49,665
So I can't. I--

1598
01:15:49,666 --> 01:15:50,416
You need to breathe.
You need to breathe.

1599
01:15:50,541 --> 01:15:51,415
I can't look at my mom anymore.

1600
01:15:51,416 --> 01:15:52,415
I know, I know
you need to breathe.

1601
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:53,290
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, breathe.

1602
01:15:53,291 --> 01:15:54,332
It hurts, it hurts
too fucking bad.

1603
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:55,790
- Breathe. You're okay.
- I can't, I can't.

1604
01:15:55,791 --> 01:15:57,666
I know, I know, but you need
to stop.

1605
01:15:57,791 --> 01:15:59,041
Stop breathing.

1606
01:15:59,166 --> 01:16:01,332
If you die from a panic attack,
that would be so embarrassing,

1607
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:02,207
right?

1608
01:16:02,208 --> 01:16:05,041
So let's breathe,
breathe slowly.

1609
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:06,082
In for four, out for four.

1610
01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:08,416
1, 2, 3, 4.
Out.

1611
01:16:08,541 --> 01:16:11,166
2, 3, 4.
In.

1612
01:16:11,291 --> 01:16:15,165
2, 3, 4, out.
2, 3, 4.

1613
01:16:15,166 --> 01:16:16,291
Okay, yeah.

1614
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:19,041
It's okay.

1615
01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:24,290
Sorry.

1616
01:16:24,291 --> 01:16:25,916
It's okay.
It's okay.

1617
01:16:33,541 --> 01:16:37,040
Uh, clearly Buddy Charles
can't read a room.

1618
01:16:37,041 --> 01:16:38,416
He seems pretty fucking happy.

1619
01:16:45,041 --> 01:16:46,458
I don't know what to do, Clara.

1620
01:16:47,958 --> 01:16:48,916
About what?

1621
01:16:50,166 --> 01:16:51,458
Everything.

1622
01:16:53,666 --> 01:16:56,957
I don't know.
Like, do I go to college?

1623
01:16:56,958 --> 01:16:57,957
Do I not go to college?

1624
01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:00,916
If I go to college,
what do I study?

1625
01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:03,541
Like, I just-- I-- I don't know
what I wanna do

1626
01:17:03,666 --> 01:17:05,166
for the rest of my life.

1627
01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:06,332
You know?

1628
01:17:06,333 --> 01:17:09,665
And-- and you're the person
that normally like

1629
01:17:09,666 --> 01:17:12,416
makes those decisions for me,
you know?

1630
01:17:12,541 --> 01:17:13,457
Okay.

1631
01:17:13,458 --> 01:17:15,166
We already
had this conversation.

1632
01:17:17,791 --> 01:17:19,040
Dude, I'm not blaming you.

1633
01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:21,707
I'm just saying like
that this is really rough.

1634
01:17:21,708 --> 01:17:24,541
Yeah, sorry that me being sick
is really inconvenient, Syd.

1635
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:25,832
I never said that.

1636
01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,290
You're still making me feel bad.

1637
01:17:27,291 --> 01:17:28,582
I didn't mean
to make you feel bad.

1638
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,916
I'm just saying that like
obviously this is really hard

1639
01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:31,541
for me.

1640
01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:32,791
Oh, it's hard for you?

1641
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,791
Do you realize
that you haven't asked me

1642
01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:40,666
one time how I'm feeling?

1643
01:17:44,416 --> 01:17:45,833
Or if I'm in pain?

1644
01:17:47,708 --> 01:17:50,207
Can you imagine for two seconds
what it might feel like?

1645
01:17:50,208 --> 01:17:51,707
- No, Clara. I can't.
- Oh, of course you can't.

1646
01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:52,916
- Like I can't even--
- Yeah.

1647
01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:54,832
I can't even begin to imagine
how you feel.

1648
01:17:54,833 --> 01:17:56,957
Then why are you acting like
this is so much harder

1649
01:17:56,958 --> 01:17:58,207
for you specifically?

1650
01:17:58,208 --> 01:18:00,665
I-- I'm not saying that
it's harder for me in any way.

1651
01:18:00,666 --> 01:18:02,666
I'm just saying
that it's also difficult.

1652
01:18:02,791 --> 01:18:05,207
Okay, then why do you
keep making it about yourself?

1653
01:18:05,208 --> 01:18:07,040
- I'm not--
- Everything is about you!

1654
01:18:07,041 --> 01:18:09,207
I'm not trying to make it
about myself.

1655
01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:12,666
I'm just saying that like
I'm-- I'm scared.

1656
01:18:15,833 --> 01:18:16,666
Yeah.

1657
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:20,332
Yeah, yeah,
I'm fucking terrified, Sydney.

1658
01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:21,541
I don't wanna die.

1659
01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:29,416
I don't wanna leave you.

1660
01:18:46,208 --> 01:18:47,541
Let's just go home.

1661
01:18:57,583 --> 01:18:59,416
Sydney, drive the fucking car!

1662
01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:13,166
♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

1663
01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:18,207
♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

1664
01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:22,540
♪ Woke up in
your new apartment ♪

1665
01:19:22,541 --> 01:19:27,290
♪ In your twin-size bed,
coffee starting ♪

1666
01:19:27,291 --> 01:19:30,040
♪ Don't remember much ♪

1667
01:19:30,041 --> 01:19:34,082
♪ All I know is
that you talk too much ♪

1668
01:19:34,083 --> 01:19:35,958
- Thanks.
- I like your earrings.

1669
01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:41,790
♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

1670
01:19:41,791 --> 01:19:45,915
♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

1671
01:19:45,916 --> 01:19:50,666
♪ You've got those big blue eyes
drive me crazy ♪

1672
01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:55,540
♪ Make me fantasize
about you, baby ♪

1673
01:19:55,541 --> 01:20:00,166
♪ And you smell so sweet
like fresh-picked daisies ♪

1674
01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:05,582
♪ Call me Dahmer, 'cause
your heart's so tasty ♪

1675
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:10,791
♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

1676
01:20:10,916 --> 01:20:14,332
♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

1677
01:20:14,333 --> 01:20:19,165
♪ And I watched you break
like glass, you shatter ♪

1678
01:20:19,166 --> 01:20:23,791
♪ Said, "It's my mistake
I make things harder" ♪

1679
01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:28,540
♪ So I tried my best
to shut my mouth ♪

1680
01:20:28,541 --> 01:20:33,916
♪ But all the thoughts I hid
dug their way out ♪

1681
01:20:34,041 --> 01:20:38,707
♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

1682
01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:42,707
♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

1683
01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:45,541
♪ You said,
"You can't trust me" ♪

1684
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:47,416
♪ I said it's fine ♪

1685
01:20:47,541 --> 01:20:49,915
♪ Because I'm not happy
'til I tell a lie ♪

1686
01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,541
Syd.

1687
01:20:51,666 --> 01:20:53,083
Hi, bestie.

1688
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,582
Are you okay?

1689
01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:56,416
Yeah.

1690
01:20:57,041 --> 01:20:58,916
No, I just wanted to call
and say I'm sorry.

1691
01:20:59,041 --> 01:21:02,165
I feel like I've been
a pretty shit sister.

1692
01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:04,791
Why?
Because you forgot my gun?

1693
01:21:07,708 --> 01:21:09,665
Fuck.

1694
01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:11,915
You guys are idiots.

1695
01:21:11,916 --> 01:21:16,665
♪ Ba, ba, dum,
ba, ba, dum, badumba ♪

1696
01:21:16,666 --> 01:21:20,707
♪ Da, ba, bum,
ba, ba, dum ♪

1697
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:38,040
Are you being
a good friend today?

1698
01:21:38,041 --> 01:21:40,333
Go out and be a good friend.

1699
01:21:41,791 --> 01:21:46,040
Sydney, I need you
to go be a good friend.

1700
01:21:46,041 --> 01:21:48,707
Sydney.

1701
01:21:48,708 --> 01:21:53,791
Sydney, I need you
to be a good fucking friend.

1702
01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:00,083
Get in, bitch.

1703
01:22:03,583 --> 01:22:04,666
Sorry.

1704
01:22:15,541 --> 01:22:16,416
How are you?

1705
01:22:18,916 --> 01:22:19,791
You know.

1706
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:24,458
Yeah, I do.

1707
01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:34,583
Sorry, I got mad at her.

1708
01:22:37,083 --> 01:22:37,916
I don't know.
I just--

1709
01:22:38,041 --> 01:22:41,791
I-- I feel so guilty
for getting mad

1710
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:43,082
and then I feel like
I can't get mad,

1711
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,540
because she's sick
and then that makes me

1712
01:22:44,541 --> 01:22:46,915
feel more guilty and then I get
more mad about it

1713
01:22:46,916 --> 01:22:48,165
and I spiral and I just--

1714
01:22:48,166 --> 01:22:50,415
I-- I don't even know what
I'm mad about at this point.

1715
01:22:50,416 --> 01:22:51,458
You know?

1716
01:22:58,291 --> 01:23:01,916
I used to get mad, too.
All the time.

1717
01:23:05,291 --> 01:23:06,791
How did you get over that?

1718
01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:12,333
Oh, you don't.
You just get used to it.

1719
01:23:15,958 --> 01:23:20,541
You wake up every day
and you hope

1720
01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:23,291
something's gonna change.

1721
01:23:25,958 --> 01:23:29,208
And then you begin to live
with the likely reality

1722
01:23:31,291 --> 01:23:32,916
that that's not gonna happen.

1723
01:23:38,791 --> 01:23:41,791
But you wake up
again and again...

1724
01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:47,291
and suddenly you're 55...

1725
01:23:49,916 --> 01:23:51,291
and your daughter's 18.

1726
01:23:54,833 --> 01:23:56,666
And you are disappointed, yes.

1727
01:23:58,958 --> 01:24:00,208
But you're relieved.

1728
01:24:03,583 --> 01:24:04,791
You're grateful...

1729
01:24:06,791 --> 01:24:09,291
for all the time you got.

1730
01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:12,583
Okay?

1731
01:24:33,291 --> 01:24:35,166
So where are we going?

1732
01:24:35,291 --> 01:24:36,666
We forgot the damn gun.

1733
01:24:41,083 --> 01:24:42,166
I'm really sorry.

1734
01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:47,665
I'm like really sorry for taking
all of my stress out on you.

1735
01:24:47,666 --> 01:24:49,415
That wasn't fair.

1736
01:24:49,416 --> 01:24:50,666
No.
No, no, no, no.

1737
01:24:50,791 --> 01:24:53,540
You were completely correct.

1738
01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:56,582
Like I needed to be better
with Sam and you.

1739
01:24:56,583 --> 01:24:57,916
I'm sorry.

1740
01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:02,583
I don't know how to handle this.

1741
01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:06,332
I'm gonna work on it
and get better, okay?

1742
01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:07,583
I promise.

1743
01:25:09,166 --> 01:25:11,583
Yeah, my mom kinda reminded me
of that.

1744
01:25:13,416 --> 01:25:15,040
Fuck, dude.

1745
01:25:15,041 --> 01:25:17,791
These last couple days
were supposed to be fun.

1746
01:25:17,916 --> 01:25:19,541
They were supposed to be easy.

1747
01:25:20,583 --> 01:25:21,791
I had a blast.

1748
01:25:21,916 --> 01:25:24,165
You literally complained
the entire time.

1749
01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:25,832
Yeah, but that was just
to piss you off.

1750
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,666
I had a really good time, really.

1751
01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:33,541
I wanna go on another trip
with you in the fall.

1752
01:25:36,416 --> 01:25:38,332
No. Sydney, I'm not
gonna be the reason

1753
01:25:38,333 --> 01:25:39,582
you don't go to college.

1754
01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:40,790
No, I already decided.

1755
01:25:40,791 --> 01:25:43,290
I'm gonna go to community
college and I'm gonna enroll

1756
01:25:43,291 --> 01:25:44,332
in online classes.

1757
01:25:44,333 --> 01:25:45,582
It's like
what I wanna do anyway.

1758
01:25:45,583 --> 01:25:47,207
What about Sam?

1759
01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:48,915
We could bring her.
Bring your mom.

1760
01:25:48,916 --> 01:25:50,166
It'll be fun.

1761
01:25:50,291 --> 01:25:52,541
Okay, sure.
Where are we going?

1762
01:25:52,666 --> 01:25:54,541
I don't care.
We can go wherever you want.

1763
01:25:55,791 --> 01:25:57,207
Even Antarctica?

1764
01:25:57,208 --> 01:25:59,416
I fucking knew
you were gonna say that.

1765
01:26:01,166 --> 01:26:02,916
Let's see.
Sure.

1766
01:26:04,416 --> 01:26:05,540
Mm-mm.

1767
01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:07,957
Actually, no, I'm not sure.
This shit's expensive.

1768
01:26:07,958 --> 01:26:09,541
Do you think you can ask
for another Make-A-Wish?

1769
01:26:09,666 --> 01:26:10,791
I already had one.

1770
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:13,291
But like didn't you die
and come back to life?

1771
01:26:13,416 --> 01:26:15,166
So like technically
you should get two.

1772
01:26:17,416 --> 01:26:19,207
That's a really good point.

1773
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:19,957
Uh-huh.

1774
01:26:19,958 --> 01:26:21,290
I have no idea.

1775
01:26:21,291 --> 01:26:22,916
Is there a number?
Look it up.

1776
01:26:23,041 --> 01:26:25,041
I will call.
I'll do it.

1777
01:26:25,166 --> 01:26:26,041
Yeah.

1778
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:28,541
Okay.

1779
01:26:28,666 --> 01:26:29,291
What are you gonna say?

1780
01:26:29,416 --> 01:26:30,540
I don't know.
I'll just--

1781
01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:31,957
I'll improv my way through it,
it'll be fine.

1782
01:26:31,958 --> 01:26:33,040
Oh God, I'm gonna laugh.

1783
01:26:33,041 --> 01:26:35,040
Don't laugh.
It's not funny.

1784
01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:36,166
It's a little bit funny.

1785
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:37,540
Make-A-Wish, this is Andrew.

1786
01:26:37,541 --> 01:26:38,416
Um, hi.

1787
01:26:39,583 --> 01:26:44,457
Um, uh, I'm dying,
so I was just wondering if,

1788
01:26:44,458 --> 01:26:48,082
um, if I could go to Antarctica
and um, also like

1789
01:26:48,083 --> 01:26:50,041
if I could bring my pet lizard
with me?

1790
01:26:51,416 --> 01:26:53,166
Dude, where is Buddy Charles.

1791
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:54,082
Fuck!

1792
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:55,541
♪ World crash, summer crash ♪

1793
01:26:55,666 --> 01:26:57,416
♪ Way too quick feet
on your dash ♪

1794
01:26:57,541 --> 01:27:00,041
♪ Hands on the wheel,
I'll make you laugh ♪

1795
01:27:00,166 --> 01:27:03,166
♪ Oh, down bad,
that's too bad ♪

1796
01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:05,165
♪ Choke on the whip,
but hit the past ♪

1797
01:27:05,166 --> 01:27:07,916
♪ Bitch, I'm quick
to watch you pass ♪

1798
01:27:08,041 --> 01:27:11,791
♪ I didn't know
that we got it all wrong ♪

1799
01:27:11,916 --> 01:27:15,791
♪ And I didn't think
that you'd love me this strong ♪

1800
01:27:15,916 --> 01:27:19,665
♪ Want to believe
in something strong ♪

1801
01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:21,415
♪ Just tell me you like that ♪

1802
01:27:21,416 --> 01:27:23,332
♪ I want you to fight back ♪

1803
01:27:23,333 --> 01:27:24,916
♪ I'll play along ♪

1804
01:27:51,166 --> 01:27:53,582
♪ I don't wanna talk right now ♪

1805
01:27:53,583 --> 01:27:56,082
♪ I don't wanna hear you out ♪

1806
01:27:56,083 --> 01:27:58,540
♪ You don't need
to know I'm fine ♪

1807
01:27:58,541 --> 01:28:00,916
♪ You don't get
that peace of mind ♪

1808
01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:03,540
♪ I don't wanna talk right now ♪

1809
01:28:03,541 --> 01:28:05,832
♪ I just wanna shut you out ♪

1810
01:28:05,833 --> 01:28:08,665
♪ You would know
that I was lying ♪

1811
01:28:08,666 --> 01:28:15,791
♪ If I told you I was ♪

1812
01:28:15,916 --> 01:28:18,041
♪ If I told you I was ♪

1813
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:20,416
♪ If I told you ♪

1814
01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:23,040
♪ If I told you I was ♪

1815
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:32,916
♪ If I told you I was fine ♪

1816
01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:36,541
♪ If I told you I was fine ♪

1817
01:28:36,666 --> 01:28:37,708
♪ Fine ♪

1818
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:45,666
♪ Still watching the laundry
spin around ♪

1819
01:28:46,416 --> 01:28:51,541
♪ Still watching
the daylight spiral out ♪

1820
01:28:52,208 --> 01:28:58,083
♪ Still leaving the door
wide open, Hannah ♪

1821
01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:03,416
♪ Leaving the door wide open ♪

1822
01:29:05,583 --> 01:29:09,082
♪ Still locked in the static ♪

1823
01:29:09,083 --> 01:29:15,415
♪ Still can't imagine
a life past 17 ♪

1824
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:21,166
♪ When seven's a number
that I'll never see ♪

1825
01:29:22,333 --> 01:29:27,333
♪ 'Cause Hannah's still knocking
on the door next to me ♪

1826
01:29:28,291 --> 01:29:33,583
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1827
01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:45,291
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1828
01:29:55,291 --> 01:29:57,915
And I didn't even get
my fucking Erewhon box?

1829
01:29:57,916 --> 01:30:00,541
This is so not slay.



