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♪ ♪

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<i> (acoustic guitar strumming)</i>

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(tuning string)

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(continues tuning)

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<i> (short strum)</i>

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"I am," I said.

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"I am," I cried.

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I am...

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...an entertainer.

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When I'm not doing engine work
or oil changes,

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I, uh... I'm the lead guitar

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with the Dog Night Specials
at the Red Dragon Lounge.

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The band ain't great,
but they serve free hot dogs

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on Wednesday nights,
so there's that.

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I am the only honky

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in an all-Black band
called The Esquires.

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Yeah, I hold my own.

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So far, they haven't given me
the hook like at the Apollo.

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I, uh...

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I got a karaoke machine
I, uh, use for solo gigs.

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I sing all types.

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I got Mellencamp,
Elvis, Bon Jovi.

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And, oh, for these occasions,

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I have created a persona.

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It's like a... it's like
a superhero of rock and roll.

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I mean, I got no cape
or nothing, I got no mask,

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but I got...

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a bolt.

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You know why I got
a lightning bolt?

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'Cause they call me Lightning.

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(playing jaunty rhythm)

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Oh, yeah.

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Lightning's a star.

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Lightning is a rockin' god.

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He's like Chuck Berry,
Barry Manilow

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and The Beatles
all rolled into one.

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Oh, yeah.

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He's singing the songs
people love to hear.

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The songs that people need.

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The songs that I need.

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(sighs)

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Yeah.

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The songs that I need...

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to keep going.

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When the, uh...

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when the song's over
and the applause stops,

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I'm not...
I'm not Lightning anymore.

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I'm just another drunk.

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Hello. My name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.

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OTHERS:
Hi, Mike.

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And, uh, I'm happy to be here

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because, uh,
today's a special day.

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It's, uh...
it's my sober birthday.

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Uh, 20 years off the bottle
and counting.

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-(encouraging chatter)
-(strums lively rhythm)

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Thank you.

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-Ooh. (sniffles)
-MAN: All right.

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But I got a... I got a
tradition on my sober birthday.

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Uh, I sing the same song
by a great man.

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A man whose songs have got me
through some sad times,

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some rock bottoms, and...
(sighs)

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today I get to sing
one of his songs for you.

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♪ But this is not
a sad song, no ♪

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♪ A sad song to sing
when you're alone ♪

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♪ In a way,
it's a glad song, yeah ♪

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♪ A glad song, a simple song ♪

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♪ That simply seems
to makes you feel good ♪

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♪ When you sing along ♪

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(strumming Neil Diamond's
"Song Sung Blue")

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♪ Song sung blue ♪

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♪ Everybody knows one ♪

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You know the words. Come on.

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(others singing along):
♪ Song sung blue ♪

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♪ Every garden grows one ♪

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"Me and you are subject to..."

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-(full band joins in)
-♪ Me and you are subject to ♪

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♪ The blues now and then ♪

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♪ But when you take the blues
and make a song ♪

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♪ You sing them out again ♪

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♪ You sing them out again ♪

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♪ Song sung blue ♪

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♪ Weeping like the willow ♪

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(laughter, playful screaming)

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♪ Song sung blue ♪

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♪ Sleeping on my pillow ♪

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♪ Funny thing ♪

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♪ But you can sing it
with a cry in your voice ♪

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♪ And before you know it
get to feeling good ♪

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♪ You simply got no choice. ♪

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(song ends)

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-♪ All of my love ♪
-(band playing "Oh Boy!")

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♪ All of my kissin' ♪

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♪ You don't know what
you've been a-missin' ♪

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♪ Oh, boy ♪

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♪ When you're with me,
oh, boy ♪

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♪ The world can see that you
were meant for me ♪

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♪ Stars appear
and shadows a-fallin' ♪

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♪ You can hear
my heart a-callin' ♪

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♪ A little bit of lovin'
makes everything right ♪

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♪ I'm gonna see
my baby tonight ♪

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♪ All my love,
all of my kissin' ♪

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♪ You don't know what
you've been a-missin' ♪

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♪ Oh, boy... ♪

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Who are you supposed to be?

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Oh, hey, Earl.

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I thought you were in Florida
on a cruise or something.

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Uh, yeah, well, I thought
you were gonna be, uh, Don Ho,
singing "Tiny Bubbles."

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Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna go on as Lightning.

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EARL: You can't go
out there like that.

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You look too much like Elvis.

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I mean,
you're head-to-toe in denim

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like he wore in<i> '68 Comeback.</i>

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He wore black leather
in<i> '68 Comeback,</i> not denim.

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Not during
the "Guitar Man" medley.

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-Ah.
-He wore denim.

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Uh... Oh, and you even got
a lightning bolt.

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I'm Lightning.
I can't wear a bolt?

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That's Elvis's logo.

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"Taking care of business
in a flash."

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That's me. That's my handle.

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-Oh, you own that, do you?
-TCB.

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All right.

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I am the one and only Elvis
impersonator in all Milwaukee.

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(song ends)

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-(cheering)
-Thank you very much.

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Comin' right back.

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One thing's for sure, we got
too many Elvis impersonators

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and not one Little Richard.

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Say it loud. (laughs)

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Where's the Hawaiian shirt?

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You're singing "Tiny Bubbles."

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I don't want to sing
"Tiny Bubbles."

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I'm gonna sing
"Eye of the Tiger,"

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and then I'll close out
with "Suspicious Minds."

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Over my dead body does he sing
"Suspicious Minds."

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Earl, Earl, Earl, calm down.
Mike.

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-MIKE: What?
-We're impersonators here.

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That's why the state fair
booked us

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-for the blue-haired crowd.
-(Mike sighs)

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I don't look like Don Ho.

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I'm not Hawaiian. It's dumb.

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That's why Carl Kahananui
was doing it,

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but his gallbladder ruptured.

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You agreed to fill in
and do me a favor.

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So you're saying no Lightning?
It's Don Ho or a no-go?

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Yeah, Mike.
That's what I'm saying.

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Then it's a no-go.

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(sighs) Claire, you're up next.

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Uh, Babs, uh, instead of
"Don't Rain on My Parade,"

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do "People Who Need People."

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The blue-hairs are losing
their slow dance song

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since "Tiny Bubbles" is out.

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BABS:
I'll manage...

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I guess.

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Thanks, Mike.

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Sex Machine, you close it out.

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-I'll go tell the band.
-All right.

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(indistinct chatter, laughter)

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MIKE: You supposed to be
Loretta Lynn?

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Oh, oh, Patsy Cline.

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I sing her songs all the time.

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I don't usually
dress like this,

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but any chance to sing,
you know?

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Yeah, I just can't be Don Ho
on my birthday.

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Oh, happy birthday.

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It's not really my birthday.

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Oh, o... okay.

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You know, you could be
Frank Sinatra.

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Maybe sing "Luck Be a Lady."

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Yeah, I like Frank,
but the whole crooner vibe?

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I don't know, I like to move.

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-I like to rock.
-Yeah.

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EARL:
Elvis has left the building.

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Oh, you know who
you'd be perfect for?

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Neil Diamond.

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Oh, no. Never.

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No, I hold that man
in such high regard.

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-No, no, no, no.
-"Sweet Caroline."

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-Yeah. "Ba-ba." I know, I know.
-♪ Bom, bom, bom. ♪

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No, no, no, listen. He's
got other songs, too, okay?

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And if it ever got back
to him that I was

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goofing on his music or...

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like Earl over there,
I'd kill myself.

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Not Neil. I...

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You know how much he got paid
for that cruise?

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20,000 bucks.

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That poseur pulled in 20 Gs?

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-Wa-ha!
-(laughter)

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Nostalgia pays.

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(sighs): Oh, God,
I'm burning up in this wig.

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If my boobs were just
a bit bigger, I could be Dolly.

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You're a blonde?

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Oh, boy, am I.

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MARK: All right,
put your hands together

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for Ms. Patsy
and The Greatest Hits.

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I hope you sing
as good as you look.

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(band playing Patsy Cline's
"Walkin' After Midnight")

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(cheering)

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♪ I go out walkin' ♪

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♪ After midnight ♪

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♪ Out in the moonlight ♪

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♪ Just like we used to do ♪

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♪ I'm always walkin' ♪

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♪ After midnight ♪

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♪ Searchin' for you... ♪

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Claire Stengl.

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She sing country, rock,

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classical like that
"Ave Maria" joint.

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MIKE:
Hmm.

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She look all kind of good,
don't she?

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-Huh! Yeah!
-(Mike chuckling)

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My man Lightning.

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♪ After midnight ♪

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♪ Searchin' for you ♪

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♪ I stop and see
a weepin' willow ♪

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♪ Cryin' on his pillow ♪

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♪ Maybe he's cryin' for me ♪

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♪ And as the skies
turn gloomy ♪

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♪ Night winds whisper to me ♪

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♪ I'm lonesome as I can be ♪

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♪ I go out walkin' ♪

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♪ After midnight ♪

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♪ Out in the starlight ♪

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♪ Just hopin' you may be ♪

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♪ Somewhere a-walkin' ♪

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♪ After midnight ♪

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♪ Searchin' for me. ♪

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-(song ends)
-DR. DAVE: Okay, Mike.

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Open wide.

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Geez.

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You could park a car
in that gap.

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I'll take a Cadillac.

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I got something
much better for you.

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Take a look...

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at this.

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Is that a lightning bolt?

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Lightning for Lightning.

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So when I smile,
it'll be like I'm advertising.

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That is smart, Dr. Dave.

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See, that is why
you're my manager, Dr. Dave.

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Always thinking.

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I got a call from Walter
over at First National.

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First thing,

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he still wants you to perform
at his Christmas party.

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-Great.
-Second thing,

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you're three months behind
on your mortgage.

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Can't he just take it out
of my performance fee?

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Mike, it's not something
you can just sing away.

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Maybe you should think
about downsizing.

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No, I got to keep my house.

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00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,924
When my daughter comes up,

254
00:11:34,059 --> 00:11:35,651
that's the one consistent thing
that she's got.

255
00:11:35,787 --> 00:11:37,456
Anyway, we shouldn't be talking
about downsizing.

256
00:11:37,591 --> 00:11:39,290
We should be talking about
getting higher-paid gigs,

257
00:11:39,425 --> 00:11:41,030
like a residency,
something steady.

258
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,364
Why don't you talk
to your Buddy Holly friend?

259
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,732
You know, he's got that gig
over at the Shawano Casino.

260
00:11:45,868 --> 00:11:47,132
Eh, Mark's pissed at me.

261
00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:48,537
I quit the Legends gig
the other night.

262
00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,105
What? Why'd you quit?

263
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,266
'Cause he wouldn't let me
be Lightning.

264
00:11:51,401 --> 00:11:52,742
You were supposed to be Don Ho.

265
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,168
Why I got to be
anybody other than me?

266
00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:55,747
I should be enough.

267
00:11:57,680 --> 00:12:00,411
Shit. Well...

268
00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:02,980
I guess there goes
my ten-dollar commission.

269
00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:05,016
Do you need an oil change?

270
00:12:05,151 --> 00:12:07,385
Come on, give me your car keys.

271
00:12:09,055 --> 00:12:11,389
(jet engine roaring)

272
00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:21,696
(whistling softly)

273
00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:36,645
("Cracklin' Rosie"
by Neil Diamond playing)

274
00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:43,184
♪ Ah, Cracklin' Rosie,
get on board ♪

275
00:12:43,319 --> 00:12:45,162
♪ Get on board ♪

276
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:49,431
♪ We're gonna ride till
there ain't no more to go ♪

277
00:12:49,566 --> 00:12:53,130
-♪ Takin' it slow ♪
-♪ Takin' it slow ♪

278
00:12:53,265 --> 00:12:55,933
-♪ And Lord, don't you know ♪
-♪ Lord, don't you know ♪

279
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:58,267
-♪ We'll have me a time ♪
-♪ Don't you know ♪

280
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,001
-♪ With a poor man's lady ♪
-♪ Don't you know... lady ♪

281
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:02,907
(singing along): ♪ Hitchin'
on a twilight train ♪

282
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:08,352
♪ Ain't nothing here
that I care to take along ♪

283
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:10,921
♪ Maybe a song ♪

284
00:13:12,185 --> 00:13:14,652
♪ To sing when I want ♪

285
00:13:14,788 --> 00:13:20,656
♪ No need to say please
to no man for a happy tune ♪

286
00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:26,167
♪ Oh, I love my Rosie child ♪

287
00:13:26,302 --> 00:13:29,970
♪ You got the way
to make me happy ♪

288
00:13:30,106 --> 00:13:33,672
♪ You and me, we go in style ♪

289
00:13:33,808 --> 00:13:37,113
♪ Cracklin' Rose,
you're a store-bought woman ♪

290
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:41,047
♪ But you make me sing
like a guitar hummin' ♪

291
00:13:41,182 --> 00:13:42,819
♪ So hang on to me, girl ♪

292
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:48,659
♪ Our song keeps runnin' on ♪

293
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:51,453
♪ Play it now, play it now ♪

294
00:13:51,588 --> 00:13:54,188
♪ Play it now, my baby... ♪

295
00:13:54,323 --> 00:13:56,498
Oh! Ow! Ow!

296
00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,594
Geez... Ow!

297
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:00,938
-(groans)
-(song continues in background)

298
00:14:01,872 --> 00:14:04,408
(inhales sharply, exhales)

299
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,801
(breathing deeply)

300
00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:11,009
("Get on Up" by The Esquires
playing)

301
00:14:11,145 --> 00:14:13,680
SINGER:
<i> Everybody!</i>

302
00:14:13,815 --> 00:14:15,887
<i> Come on!</i>

303
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:20,357
(vocalizing in harmony)

304
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,685
(crowd cheering)

305
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,387
-♪ Gotta get on up ♪
-♪<i> Get on up</i> ♪

306
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:28,231
♪ Gotta get on up ♪

307
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,057
-♪<i> Get on up</i> ♪
-♪ Gotta get on up now ♪

308
00:14:30,193 --> 00:14:32,060
-♪<i> Get on up</i> ♪
-♪ Gotta get on up ♪

309
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:33,999
-♪<i> Get on up</i> ♪
-♪ How can you sit yourself ♪

310
00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:35,733
♪ Down for a rest ♪

311
00:14:35,868 --> 00:14:40,303
♪ When you know that
I'm trying my best ♪

312
00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:42,172
♪ To dance with you? ♪

313
00:14:42,308 --> 00:14:44,347
♪<i> Get on up</i> ♪

314
00:14:44,482 --> 00:14:47,150
-♪ To dance with you ♪
-♪<i> Get on up</i> ♪

315
00:14:47,285 --> 00:14:49,884
-♪ You know what, sugar? ♪
-(whooping)

316
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:53,188
(singers vocalizing in harmony)

317
00:14:54,789 --> 00:14:56,024
(laughs)

318
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,720
-♪ Hey, you. ♪
-(song ends)

319
00:14:58,521 --> 00:15:00,198
CLAIRE:
Thank you.

320
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,929
So...

321
00:15:02,065 --> 00:15:04,099
you just go by Claire Stengl?

322
00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:05,768
Well, I used to be
Claire Cartwright,

323
00:15:05,903 --> 00:15:07,201
but then after the divorce,

324
00:15:07,336 --> 00:15:08,663
I switched it back
to my maiden name,

325
00:15:08,799 --> 00:15:10,338
which is Stengl,
so Claire Stengl.

326
00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:12,869
It's not the most exciting
stage name...

327
00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:15,375
I know, but it's not like
I'm Cher or Madonna.

328
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,939
Oh. You're better
than them broads.

329
00:15:17,075 --> 00:15:18,343
(laughs)

330
00:15:18,479 --> 00:15:19,717
-Stop. You're so sweet.
-You are.

331
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,476
I'm a hairdresser part-time.

332
00:15:21,611 --> 00:15:23,515
I wash. I trim. No dye jobs.

333
00:15:23,650 --> 00:15:25,283
By the way, I did change
my hair up a little bit.

334
00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:26,414
-I noticed.
-Did you notice?

335
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,820
You also got a new tooth.

336
00:15:27,955 --> 00:15:29,325
Oh, yeah. Look.

337
00:15:30,128 --> 00:15:31,423
-Huh?
-Is that a lightning bolt?

338
00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:33,095
-Oh, my God.
-Yes, yes, 'cause...

339
00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:34,590
-'Cause you're Lightning.
-Right.

340
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,596
I know, I know.
I know all about you.

341
00:15:36,732 --> 00:15:38,629
My girlfriends and I,
we used to go to Hegarty's

342
00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:40,401
-on Friday nights.
-Hegarty's. Come on.

343
00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:43,307
And I remember you sang ZZ Top,
"Sharp Dressed Man,"

344
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:46,976
and at the chorus you'd, like,
push your pelvis out like Elvis

345
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,778
and we'd scream
like schoolgirls.

346
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:52,280
You're really good.

347
00:15:56,519 --> 00:15:58,816
You know the other day
when I said it was my birthday?

348
00:15:58,951 --> 00:16:00,754
Oh, yeah, the birthday
that wasn't your birthday.

349
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,290
What was that?

350
00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:04,886
I'm an alcoholic.

351
00:16:07,558 --> 00:16:09,265
-Okay.
-Not anymore.

352
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,060
I mean, I'm always gonna be
an alcoholic,

353
00:16:11,195 --> 00:16:13,597
but I've been sober 20 years,
and the other day was...

354
00:16:13,732 --> 00:16:15,629
well, they call it
a sober birthday.

355
00:16:15,765 --> 00:16:17,905
Happy belated sober birthday.

356
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,738
Here's the thing.

357
00:16:19,874 --> 00:16:22,471
With sobriety, you-you got to
face up to certain truths.

358
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,782
Way to go, Lightning. 20 years.

359
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:26,747
All right,
I'm not a songwriter,

360
00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:29,010
I'm not a sex symbol, but I
just want to entertain people

361
00:16:29,145 --> 00:16:31,549
-and I want to make a living.
-I know. Me, too.

362
00:16:31,684 --> 00:16:32,955
I don't want to be
a hairdresser.

363
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,121
I want to sing.
I want to dance.

364
00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:35,918
I want a house.
I want a garden.

365
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,318
-I want a cat.
-So here's what I'm thinking.

366
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,019
I need a hook.

367
00:16:39,155 --> 00:16:41,492
I need something big.
I need something new.

368
00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:45,795
And as you put it,
nostalgia pays.

369
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:48,668
Us, me, you--
it's not going to happen.

370
00:16:48,804 --> 00:16:50,971
(chuckles) Miss Fine,
you're old enough to be my...

371
00:16:51,106 --> 00:16:52,270
-Watch it.
-Sister.

372
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:53,402
(audience laughing over TV)

373
00:16:53,538 --> 00:16:54,974
-Hey.
-DANA: Hey, Mom.

374
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,679
Was the guy a wacko?

375
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,174
Dana, this is Mike.

376
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,315
Mike Sardina.

377
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:05,947
As you were.

378
00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:08,652
CLAIRE:
Hi.

379
00:17:08,787 --> 00:17:10,819
So, feel free
to make yourself a...

380
00:17:10,954 --> 00:17:15,165
any nonalcoholic beverage
you like.

381
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,065
All right. (sighs)

382
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,896
I'm gonna make a pot of coffee.

383
00:17:19,032 --> 00:17:21,905
-You like it black or sweet?
-I don't drink coffee.

384
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,003
-Want to start?
-(knocking)

385
00:17:24,139 --> 00:17:26,569
Hi. Is Grandma down?

386
00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:28,111
-Like, hours ago.
-Oh, good.

387
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:29,573
You didn't bring him home,
did you?

388
00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:31,281
-Am I shiny?
-He-he's here?

389
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,007
'Cause I am sweating
like a whore in church.

390
00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:35,514
Oh, my...
The building manager came by.

391
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:36,911
You know, we got
a two-week extension,

392
00:17:37,046 --> 00:17:38,918
-but it's another $50...
-Rachel, Rachel.

393
00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:40,716
Don't worry about it, okay?
I'm gonna take care of that.

394
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:42,358
-Wait...
-I'm gonna wear these.

395
00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,855
-Those are my shoes, Mom.
-Honey, he was so cute.

396
00:17:44,990 --> 00:17:47,131
-What are you...
-He was so cute on that stage

397
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,230
with The Esquires,
and he was smiling at me.

398
00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:51,361
-Okay.
-And then we went for a walk,

399
00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:52,695
and it was just magic.

400
00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:54,337
And I know you see magic
all the time

401
00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:55,531
'cause you're young,
but I don't.

402
00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,131
And so it was just beautiful.

403
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,210
Magic doesn't happen for me
all the time.

404
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:02,239
Rachel, I want you to go
introduce yourself to him.

405
00:18:03,176 --> 00:18:05,712
-Okay? I want you to do that.
-Uh, um, I'm not doing...

406
00:18:05,848 --> 00:18:08,348
Rachel, don't be a sourpuss.
You're gonna go outside,

407
00:18:08,484 --> 00:18:09,954
and I want you
to say hello to him.

408
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,551
-No, I'm not.
-No, no, no.

409
00:18:11,687 --> 00:18:12,747
-We're not doing that. No, no.
-I... Mom!

410
00:18:12,882 --> 00:18:14,456
I'm not doing this right now.

411
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,985
I have to deal with
your boyfriends all the time.

412
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,492
-They come into this house...
-All the time?

413
00:18:18,627 --> 00:18:20,088
Yeah, the last one
smelled like a skunk.

414
00:18:20,223 --> 00:18:21,294
-He was clearly a dope dealer.
-He just liked...

415
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:23,125
-No, he was not.
-He was. Yes.

416
00:18:23,261 --> 00:18:24,735
-We're gonna go outside...
-He's a Zen guy, Mom.

417
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,070
One second. Let's go.

418
00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:27,300
-Mom.
-Yeah, come on. Let's go.

419
00:18:27,435 --> 00:18:30,100
-Mike? Mike.
-MIKE: Hey.

420
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,470
Yeah?

421
00:18:31,606 --> 00:18:33,469
Mike, this is
my daughter Rachel.

422
00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:36,444
Oh, hey. How's it going?

423
00:18:40,116 --> 00:18:42,351
Rachel, say something.

424
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,513
Don't make a mess on the couch.

425
00:18:45,648 --> 00:18:47,184
-Rachel!
-What?

426
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,351
<i> (door closing)</i>

427
00:18:48,487 --> 00:18:50,953
Hey, what do you think?

428
00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:53,092
(laughing):
Oh.

429
00:18:53,227 --> 00:18:54,595
It's good.

430
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:56,267
-Right? -You know, we
just got to work your hair

431
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,961
a little differently,
and I got a guy for that.

432
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,602
All right. Oh, and look at
these outfits. Come on.

433
00:19:00,737 --> 00:19:02,371
Look at that. It's, like,
shimmering, you know?

434
00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:04,698
Oh. You know, my hair guy
does clothes, too.

435
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:06,769
Awesome. You know, Neil...

436
00:19:06,905 --> 00:19:08,344
is special,
and I just want everyone

437
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,246
to get that feeling I get
when I listen

438
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,316
to "America" and
"Forever in Blue Jeans"...

439
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,283
-Or "Sweet Caroline."
-And "Sweet Caroline," yeah,

440
00:19:14,418 --> 00:19:16,615
but I-I'm never gonna be
the real McCoy.

441
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,013
I mean, I-I don't really
look like Neil.

442
00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:19,852
I don't even really
sound like Neil.

443
00:19:19,988 --> 00:19:23,494
And I... I got to be Neil,
but I just got to be me, too.

444
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:28,297
Yeah, you don't want to be
a Neil Diamond... impersonator.

445
00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:31,227
You want to be
a Neil Diamond interpreter.

446
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,732
I was looking for
the right way to say it,

447
00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:35,730
and you just came right out
and said it.

448
00:19:35,865 --> 00:19:38,502
A Neil Diamond interpreter.

449
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:39,935
-Mm, yeah.
-Yeah. Oh.

450
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:42,476
And you can sing
some Patsy Cline songs,

451
00:19:42,611 --> 00:19:44,372
-like-like one or two.
-Oh. (scoffs)

452
00:19:44,508 --> 00:19:46,512
I mean, maybe while you're
doing a costume change, but...

453
00:19:46,648 --> 00:19:48,075
no, I don't want
to confuse people.

454
00:19:48,211 --> 00:19:51,084
I will back you up
in keyboards and vocals,

455
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,157
but this is about Neil.

456
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,857
And this is about
his fans, you know?

457
00:19:55,992 --> 00:19:57,987
Yeah. Yeah.

458
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,325
I can sing
the Barbra Streisand part on

459
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,927
-"You Don't Bring Me Flowers."
-"You Don't Bring Me Flowers."

460
00:20:03,062 --> 00:20:04,560
Right, but we got to get 'em
on their feet

461
00:20:04,696 --> 00:20:05,861
and get 'em clapping.

462
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,199
-Look up "Cherry, Cherry."
-Mm.

463
00:20:08,334 --> 00:20:11,000
♪ ♪

464
00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:17,212
(playing Neil Diamond's
"Cherry, Cherry")

465
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:18,744
MIKE:
All right, ready?

466
00:20:18,879 --> 00:20:20,084
-Two, three, and...
-(stops playing piano)

467
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,785
(strumming intro
to "Cherry, Cherry")

468
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,745
(clapping rhythmically)

469
00:20:24,881 --> 00:20:26,549
♪ Baby loves me ♪

470
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:28,690
♪ Yeah, yeah, she does ♪

471
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,788
Uh, you see where
I underlined there?

472
00:20:31,924 --> 00:20:33,562
I was thinking maybe
at the top...

473
00:20:33,697 --> 00:20:35,128
Oh, yeah, I double up.
I got it, I got it, I got it.

474
00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:37,299
(strumming intro)

475
00:20:37,435 --> 00:20:38,995
(harmonizing):
♪ Baby loves me ♪

476
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:41,165
-♪ Yeah, yeah, she does ♪
-(holding note)

477
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:42,703
Good.

478
00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:45,573
♪ Ah, the girl's
outta sight, yeah ♪

479
00:20:48,773 --> 00:20:50,280
♪ Says she loves me ♪

480
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,143
-♪ Yes, yes, she does ♪
-(holding note)

481
00:20:52,278 --> 00:20:53,646
Nice.

482
00:20:53,781 --> 00:20:56,045
♪ Mm, gonna show me
tonight, yeah ♪

483
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:59,251
♪ Hey, she got the way
to move me ♪

484
00:20:59,386 --> 00:21:00,553
♪ Cherry ♪

485
00:21:00,688 --> 00:21:02,620
♪ She got the way
to groove me ♪

486
00:21:02,756 --> 00:21:04,990
♪ She got the way to move me ♪

487
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,995
-♪ Cherry, baby ♪
-♪ She got the way ♪

488
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,060
♪ To groove me ♪

489
00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:12,897
MIKE:
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

490
00:21:14,530 --> 00:21:18,936
♪ Tell your mama, girl,
we can't stay long ♪

491
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:23,979
♪ We got things
we gotta catch up on ♪

492
00:21:24,114 --> 00:21:26,047
(Claire scatting)

493
00:21:26,182 --> 00:21:28,114
♪ Mm, you know ♪

494
00:21:28,249 --> 00:21:30,580
-♪ You know what I'm sayin' ♪
-Excuse me. Excuse me!

495
00:21:30,716 --> 00:21:32,114
-(scatting)
-Oh.

496
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,448
Much too late for anyone
to be singing that loud.

497
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:36,452
CLAIRE: Ma, this is the man
I was telling you about.

498
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,021
Mike Sardina.

499
00:21:38,156 --> 00:21:40,089
-This is Lightning.
-How you doing tonight?

500
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:42,623
Not good.

501
00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:45,230
Sing softer.

502
00:21:45,366 --> 00:21:46,666
(Claire sighs)

503
00:21:46,802 --> 00:21:48,562
She's going
to a retirement home.

504
00:21:48,697 --> 00:21:50,769
I'd like to say that
she's less grumpy in the day,

505
00:21:50,905 --> 00:21:52,841
-but I'd be lying.
-(Mike laughs)

506
00:21:52,976 --> 00:21:56,171
(Mike playing gentle intro
to Neil Diamond's "Play Me")

507
00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,478
What's that?
That's very pretty.

508
00:21:59,614 --> 00:22:01,644
Well, she said, "Sing softer."

509
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:03,277
I'm going softer.

510
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,652
♪ She was morning ♪

511
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:13,628
♪ And I was nighttime ♪

512
00:22:14,496 --> 00:22:16,330
♪ I one day woke up ♪

513
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:20,399
♪ To find her lying ♪

514
00:22:20,535 --> 00:22:23,033
♪ Beside my bed ♪

515
00:22:24,539 --> 00:22:27,505
♪ I softly said ♪

516
00:22:27,641 --> 00:22:30,810
♪ "Come take me" ♪

517
00:22:34,843 --> 00:22:37,813
-♪ For I've been lonely ♪
-(electronic beat playing)

518
00:22:37,948 --> 00:22:41,887
♪ In need of someone ♪

519
00:22:43,290 --> 00:22:48,859
♪ As though I'd done
someone wrong somewhere ♪

520
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,026
♪ But I don't know where ♪

521
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,495
(plays chord
with organ-like tone)

522
00:22:53,631 --> 00:22:56,104
-♪ I don't know where ♪
-(plays electric piano tone)

523
00:22:56,239 --> 00:22:59,410
♪ Come lately ♪

524
00:23:03,374 --> 00:23:05,345
-(plays soft synth tone)
-♪ You are the sun ♪

525
00:23:05,481 --> 00:23:07,351
♪ I am the moon ♪

526
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:11,053
♪ You are the words,
I am the tune ♪

527
00:23:11,188 --> 00:23:13,182
♪ Play me ♪

528
00:23:13,317 --> 00:23:15,319
(continues playing
with soft synth tone)

529
00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:16,988
Nice.

530
00:23:17,823 --> 00:23:21,724
♪ Song she sang to me ♪

531
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:25,301
♪ Song she brang to me ♪

532
00:23:25,436 --> 00:23:28,733
♪ Words that rang in me ♪

533
00:23:28,868 --> 00:23:33,109
♪ A rhyme that sprang from me ♪

534
00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,336
♪ Warmed the night ♪

535
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,642
♪ And what was right ♪

536
00:23:39,778 --> 00:23:42,816
♪ Became me ♪

537
00:23:47,383 --> 00:23:48,784
(harmonizing):
♪ You are the sun ♪

538
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,592
♪ I am the moon ♪

539
00:23:50,728 --> 00:23:54,393
♪ You are the words,
I am the tune ♪

540
00:23:54,528 --> 00:23:56,427
♪ Play me ♪

541
00:23:56,563 --> 00:23:57,826
<i> (bell ringing)</i>

542
00:23:57,962 --> 00:23:59,431
CLAIRE:
<i> My ex-husband?</i>

543
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,796
He's a good guy.

544
00:24:00,931 --> 00:24:02,363
("Play Me" continues)

545
00:24:02,498 --> 00:24:04,904
And he really liked
my singing and all,

546
00:24:05,039 --> 00:24:07,707
but when I started trying
to book gigs,

547
00:24:07,842 --> 00:24:09,940
he just started
making fun of it,

548
00:24:10,076 --> 00:24:11,609
like it was a threat
or something.

549
00:24:11,745 --> 00:24:15,751
I don't know why he...

550
00:24:15,886 --> 00:24:19,080
wanted to make me feel
so small, but he sure did.

551
00:24:19,215 --> 00:24:20,984
-MIKE: Hmm.
-(Claire sighs)

552
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,626
I got to say,
with me and my ex...

553
00:24:25,223 --> 00:24:27,531
...I was the one
making her feel small.

554
00:24:28,399 --> 00:24:30,329
I was selfish. I was angry.

555
00:24:30,464 --> 00:24:32,702
I was... wrong.

556
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:37,471
But I'm here, you know,
trying to be better.

557
00:24:37,606 --> 00:24:39,906
I mean, aren't we all?

558
00:24:41,170 --> 00:24:43,940
♪ And so it was ♪

559
00:24:44,075 --> 00:24:48,183
♪ That I came to travel ♪

560
00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:50,914
♪ Upon a road ♪

561
00:24:51,049 --> 00:24:55,488
♪ That was thorned and narrow ♪

562
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,991
♪ Another place ♪

563
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,462
♪ Another grace ♪

564
00:25:02,598 --> 00:25:06,669
♪ Would save me ♪

565
00:25:09,773 --> 00:25:13,334
♪ You are the sun,
I am the moon ♪

566
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:17,245
♪ You are the words,
I am the tune ♪

567
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:21,013
♪ Play me ♪

568
00:25:24,282 --> 00:25:27,917
♪ You are the sun,
I am the moon ♪

569
00:25:28,052 --> 00:25:29,918
♪ You are the words ♪

570
00:25:30,054 --> 00:25:32,755
♪ I am the tune ♪

571
00:25:32,890 --> 00:25:38,661
♪ Play... ♪

572
00:25:38,796 --> 00:25:42,672
♪ Me. ♪

573
00:25:44,066 --> 00:25:45,574
That's great.

574
00:25:45,709 --> 00:25:49,012
(plays concluding notes
on guitar)

575
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:50,844
(laughing)

576
00:25:50,979 --> 00:25:52,806
And, uh, hey,
I was thinking, uh...

577
00:25:52,941 --> 00:25:54,344
Yeah?

578
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,750
I was thinking we should
call ourselves something.

579
00:25:55,885 --> 00:25:58,852
-Oh, like a tribute band name?
-Yeah.

580
00:25:58,987 --> 00:26:02,115
So I'm thinking
Lightning & Thunder:

581
00:26:02,251 --> 00:26:04,922
A Neil Diamond Experience.

582
00:26:05,057 --> 00:26:07,595
-Lightning & Thunder?
-Yeah.

583
00:26:07,730 --> 00:26:10,826
So you'd be Lightning and...

584
00:26:10,961 --> 00:26:12,695
I'd be Thunder?

585
00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:14,638
Uh, yeah.

586
00:26:15,436 --> 00:26:16,739
You...

587
00:26:19,909 --> 00:26:22,571
Mm. That is not
very professional of me,

588
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:25,539
but I've been wanting to do it
for, like, a whole...

589
00:26:25,675 --> 00:26:28,217
(band playing
Buddy Holly's "Everyday")

590
00:26:28,352 --> 00:26:29,917
CLAIRE:
Mm.

591
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,525
-Okay. I'm...
-Okay. Yeah.

592
00:26:40,661 --> 00:26:42,465
(Mike grunts)

593
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,193
MARK:
♪ Every day ♪

594
00:26:44,329 --> 00:26:45,932
♪ It's a-gettin' closer ♪

595
00:26:46,067 --> 00:26:49,630
♪ Going faster
than a roller coaster ♪

596
00:26:49,766 --> 00:26:54,278
♪ Love like yours will
surely come my way ♪

597
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:56,614
♪ A-hey, a-hey, hey ♪

598
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:59,649
♪ Every day seems
a little longer ♪

599
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:01,749
-♪ Every way ♪
-(coins clinking)

600
00:27:01,884 --> 00:27:03,445
♪ Love's a little stronger ♪

601
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:07,687
♪ Come what may,
do you ever long for ♪

602
00:27:07,822 --> 00:27:10,457
♪ True love from me? ♪

603
00:27:10,593 --> 00:27:12,452
♪ Every day ♪

604
00:27:12,588 --> 00:27:14,389
♪ It's a-gettin' closer ♪

605
00:27:14,524 --> 00:27:17,966
♪ Going faster
than a roller coaster ♪

606
00:27:18,102 --> 00:27:22,838
♪ Love like yours will
surely come my way. ♪

607
00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:26,003
(song ends)

608
00:27:26,139 --> 00:27:28,268
MIKE:
I know I let you down.

609
00:27:28,403 --> 00:27:31,473
But just know that I am very...

610
00:27:32,643 --> 00:27:35,309
Oh, what's the word you said?
"Contrary"?

611
00:27:35,444 --> 00:27:36,781
-"Contrite."
-MIKE: Contrite.

612
00:27:36,917 --> 00:27:39,647
He's very contrite.

613
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,584
There's always that one friend
you can't say no to

614
00:27:43,719 --> 00:27:47,192
even though they repeatedly
crap on you.

615
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,294
I hope I'm that friend.

616
00:27:52,604 --> 00:27:53,869
-Hey, Tom.
-(Mike sighs)

617
00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:55,673
DR. DAVE:
Okay, now, Tom is a good guy.

618
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,369
Okay?
He's got all the connections

619
00:27:57,505 --> 00:27:59,766
to all the casinos and venues
from Chicago to Branson.

620
00:27:59,901 --> 00:28:02,004
-(Tom coughs)
-MARK: Mike, meet Tom D'Amato.

621
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:04,378
How are you, Mr. Sardina?

622
00:28:04,514 --> 00:28:05,676
I'm huge.

623
00:28:05,811 --> 00:28:07,045
(both laughing)

624
00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:08,809
Uh, uh, you may not
remember this,

625
00:28:08,944 --> 00:28:11,651
but-but I would sit at the bar
at the Chubby Bear...

626
00:28:11,787 --> 00:28:12,883
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.

627
00:28:13,018 --> 00:28:14,384
Every Thursday night,

628
00:28:14,519 --> 00:28:15,958
and watch you play
with your first band,

629
00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,960
-Positive Traction. Yeah.
-Positive Traction.

630
00:28:18,095 --> 00:28:19,825
Yeah, we made some noise,
but it was in tune.

631
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,325
You were really good, Mike.

632
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:23,160
-Thank you. Thank you.
-Really good band.

633
00:28:23,296 --> 00:28:25,936
Well, I was, uh,
talking to your manager,

634
00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:29,370
and he said that you're gonna
do a Neil Diamond show?

635
00:28:29,506 --> 00:28:30,571
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

636
00:28:30,707 --> 00:28:32,743
A Neil Diamond Experience.

637
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,008
My partner Claire and I,
we start rehearsing

638
00:28:35,144 --> 00:28:36,742
with costumes and everything
next week.

639
00:28:36,877 --> 00:28:38,540
Oh. Costumes? Really?

640
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,544
-Wow, wow, wow.
-Right, but one day, I see us

641
00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:43,511
being backed by a big
orchestra, maybe even a choir.

642
00:28:43,646 --> 00:28:45,822
And I tell you,
I tell you, it's gon...

643
00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:48,321
I mean, I know
we got to start small, right,

644
00:28:48,457 --> 00:28:50,520
if I want to play someplace
like this, but one day...

645
00:28:50,655 --> 00:28:53,422
But you got to make sure
you play "Sweet Caroline."

646
00:28:53,557 --> 00:28:54,927
Oh, we close with
"Sweet Caroline."

647
00:28:55,062 --> 00:28:56,596
-Oh, great.
-But we open...

648
00:28:56,731 --> 00:28:58,566
with "Soolaimon."

649
00:28:58,702 --> 00:29:02,198
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

650
00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:05,102
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

651
00:29:05,237 --> 00:29:06,376
(whispers):
A bit louder.

652
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:09,436
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

653
00:29:09,572 --> 00:29:12,239
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

654
00:29:12,374 --> 00:29:13,449
A little bit of smoke.

655
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,882
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

656
00:29:16,018 --> 00:29:17,211
-Come on, now.
-(Tom humming)

657
00:29:17,347 --> 00:29:18,519
♪ Soolai, soolai ♪

658
00:29:18,655 --> 00:29:20,014
♪ Soolaimon. ♪

659
00:29:20,150 --> 00:29:21,750
"Soola-mond"?

660
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:24,052
-"Soolaimon." "Soolaimon."
-TOM: Uh, okay. (stammers)

661
00:29:24,188 --> 00:29:26,658
Is that an African word?

662
00:29:26,794 --> 00:29:28,227
Like, Swahili?

663
00:29:28,362 --> 00:29:30,763
I think it might be Hebrew,
like Solomon.

664
00:29:30,899 --> 00:29:31,931
No, no, it's Arabic.

665
00:29:32,066 --> 00:29:33,195
It's a call to celebration.

666
00:29:33,330 --> 00:29:35,433
The audience are our flock,

667
00:29:35,568 --> 00:29:38,404
-and we are the shepherd.
-TOM (gasping): Oh.

668
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:41,835
-I-I just got some chills. Wow.
-You feel that? You feel it?

669
00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:44,708
We're gonna get that
casino gig for you.

670
00:29:45,711 --> 00:29:48,910
But it's gonna take building
a lot of momentum.

671
00:29:49,045 --> 00:29:50,080
Right.

672
00:29:50,215 --> 00:29:52,184
But, Mike, you have passion.

673
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:57,023
And all I ask--
if you'll allow me

674
00:29:57,158 --> 00:29:59,995
to work in service
of that passion.

675
00:30:02,027 --> 00:30:03,460
(chuckles softly)

676
00:30:04,697 --> 00:30:06,336
-We'd love to have you
on the team.
-Oh!

677
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:07,969
Music to my ears.

678
00:30:08,105 --> 00:30:10,597
-Mike, thank you. (laughs)
-(Mike laughing)

679
00:30:10,733 --> 00:30:13,776
-Welcome aboard.
-TOM: Thank you so much.

680
00:30:13,912 --> 00:30:15,812
I have to roll right now.
Sorry.

681
00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:20,348
-But we will be in touch.
-(Mike laughs)

682
00:30:21,318 --> 00:30:24,311
Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you had a great time

683
00:30:24,446 --> 00:30:26,186
at the Shawano Casino.

684
00:30:26,322 --> 00:30:30,222
The Badger Bus will be leaving
in ten minutes

685
00:30:30,357 --> 00:30:33,659
for the Potawatomi
Hotel and Casino.

686
00:30:33,795 --> 00:30:34,957
See you, Mike.

687
00:30:35,092 --> 00:30:36,761
All aboard!

688
00:30:36,896 --> 00:30:39,364
♪ ♪

689
00:30:45,641 --> 00:30:47,635
I don't know how long
this rehearsal's gonna take.

690
00:30:47,770 --> 00:30:49,637
I don't want anyone
asking me that.

691
00:30:49,772 --> 00:30:51,208
We really have
to call him Lightning?

692
00:30:51,344 --> 00:30:53,178
-It's kind of weird.
-(sighs)

693
00:30:53,313 --> 00:30:54,848
Every time he comes
to pick me up,

694
00:30:54,984 --> 00:30:56,214
he tries to connect with you,

695
00:30:56,349 --> 00:30:57,888
and you do not
make it easy, Rach.

696
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,485
He's very nervous
about you coming.

697
00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,183
-Okay.
-So to make you
more comfortable,

698
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,156
he invited his daughter.

699
00:31:04,292 --> 00:31:05,986
-What?
-And she's your age.

700
00:31:06,121 --> 00:31:07,788
-This is a playdate?
-Yeah, she's only a year older.

701
00:31:07,924 --> 00:31:09,623
-Oh, Jesus Christ.
-God, why does everything

702
00:31:09,759 --> 00:31:11,497
-have to be so hard?
-What am I, six?

703
00:31:11,633 --> 00:31:15,170
I just want to sing and be
happy and feel loved, and I...

704
00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:17,539
and I don't want everything
to be such a big deal!

705
00:31:17,674 --> 00:31:19,206
(house door opens)

706
00:31:22,504 --> 00:31:24,037
Come on. Come on out.

707
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,575
Hey.

708
00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:28,011
Wave. Wave to him.

709
00:31:28,146 --> 00:31:29,849
CLAIRE:
Hi!

710
00:31:29,984 --> 00:31:32,087
Smile and wave at him.

711
00:31:33,150 --> 00:31:34,652
Goddamn it.

712
00:31:34,788 --> 00:31:36,652
Be nice.

713
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:41,529
(Angelina chuckles)

714
00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:44,395
When my dad bought this place,
the runway wasn't finished.

715
00:31:44,531 --> 00:31:48,032
Now you get like...
ten planes a day.

716
00:31:48,168 --> 00:31:50,105
-Oh.
-Except Sundays.

717
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,767
So...

718
00:31:54,903 --> 00:31:56,579
do you split your time
between your...

719
00:31:56,714 --> 00:31:58,875
your mom and your dad?

720
00:31:59,010 --> 00:32:01,208
Um...

721
00:32:01,343 --> 00:32:02,910
not really.

722
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:06,246
No, I mean, my dad's cool,
but it's just...

723
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,587
No, I get it.

724
00:32:08,722 --> 00:32:10,922
It's better for me
to be full-time with my mom

725
00:32:11,057 --> 00:32:13,119
in Florida, but...

726
00:32:14,022 --> 00:32:15,490
Don't get me wrong,
my dad's great.

727
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,825
He's just, uh... (chuckles)

728
00:32:18,936 --> 00:32:20,627
He's... he's artistic.

729
00:32:20,762 --> 00:32:23,769
-(chuckles)
-Mm. Artistic.

730
00:32:23,904 --> 00:32:25,938
Yeah, I...

731
00:32:26,073 --> 00:32:27,868
I know all about that.

732
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,439
Hey, Mike,
can you open the garage?

733
00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:31,848
It's getting really hot
in here.

734
00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:33,748
I would.
The lady across the street

735
00:32:33,884 --> 00:32:35,414
was giving me the evil eye

736
00:32:35,550 --> 00:32:38,145
as we was unpacking the drums,
so maybe not.

737
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,947
Bomar.

738
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,419
We still good with that
barter situation we discussed

739
00:32:41,555 --> 00:32:43,089
with me, uh, playing
with The Esquires?

740
00:32:43,224 --> 00:32:45,026
You'd be playing four free gigs

741
00:32:45,161 --> 00:32:46,690
just for all of us
to do one show.

742
00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:48,462
Yeah, I understand.
It's just I, you know,

743
00:32:48,597 --> 00:32:49,831
can't pay you anything
right now. That's all.

744
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,624
We came here for you, brother.

745
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,763
But your lady ain't wrong.

746
00:32:53,899 --> 00:32:55,735
It's hot as Satan's balls.
Open the door.

747
00:32:55,871 --> 00:32:57,336
Yeah. (sighs)

748
00:32:57,472 --> 00:32:59,603
All right,
maybe just for a little bit.

749
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:03,541
(musicians practicing,
tuning instruments)

750
00:33:08,951 --> 00:33:11,153
(indistinct chatter)

751
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:13,314
Mark.

752
00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:15,487
What are you doing here?

753
00:33:16,860 --> 00:33:18,690
Buddy Holly died at 22.

754
00:33:18,825 --> 00:33:22,125
I'm 52, and I've been
keeping that guy alive

755
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,694
30 years past his prime.

756
00:33:26,596 --> 00:33:28,698
I don't even need these.

757
00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:31,674
What I'm saying is...

758
00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,242
I'm here if you need me.

759
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:38,374
Thanks.

760
00:33:38,509 --> 00:33:39,615
I didn't bring an amp.

761
00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:41,276
Yeah. We got you.

762
00:33:41,411 --> 00:33:42,943
All right, guys...

763
00:33:43,078 --> 00:33:46,321
My dad, he was a tunnel rat
in Vietnam.

764
00:33:46,456 --> 00:33:47,988
They would send him
into the tunnels underground

765
00:33:48,123 --> 00:33:49,486
where the enemy was hiding,

766
00:33:49,622 --> 00:33:53,026
and they had it
booby-trapped, so...

767
00:33:53,162 --> 00:33:55,831
sometimes he'd have to...

768
00:33:55,967 --> 00:33:58,233
like, crawl over dead bodies.

769
00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:01,868
So, yeah, he...

770
00:34:02,003 --> 00:34:04,105
he used to drink.

771
00:34:04,241 --> 00:34:07,369
My mom, she can get,
um, depressed,

772
00:34:07,505 --> 00:34:11,314
so she's, like, on meds.

773
00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:14,909
I try to keep up with it
for her, 'cause she can get...

774
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:18,351
...scattered, you know?

775
00:34:18,487 --> 00:34:21,848
Well, you know,
most recovering alcoholics

776
00:34:21,984 --> 00:34:25,685
just trade one addiction
for another,

777
00:34:25,821 --> 00:34:28,065
and music's that for Dad.

778
00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:31,692
Without music,
he can get, um...

779
00:34:31,827 --> 00:34:33,230
(chuckles) What'd you call it?

780
00:34:33,366 --> 00:34:34,869
BOTH:
Scattered.

781
00:34:35,005 --> 00:34:36,601
(laughing):
Yeah.

782
00:34:37,641 --> 00:34:39,376
Yeah.

783
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:42,504
Yeah. I think we covered all
our fucked-up family history.

784
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,070
-Most of it.
-(laughs)

785
00:34:44,206 --> 00:34:45,408
-Might be a little more.
-Oh, there's more?

786
00:34:45,544 --> 00:34:47,382
Maybe a little. Just a little.

787
00:34:47,517 --> 00:34:50,311
Hey, listen, I know
we just met, too, but, um...

788
00:34:50,446 --> 00:34:52,045
I have a joint.

789
00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:54,621
You know, I thought
I smelled it on you.

790
00:34:54,757 --> 00:34:56,291
(laughs)

791
00:34:56,427 --> 00:34:58,220
(playing Neil Diamond's
"Crunchy Granola Suite")

792
00:34:58,355 --> 00:35:00,128
♪ Mm ♪

793
00:35:00,263 --> 00:35:03,430
♪ I got a song
been on my mind ♪

794
00:35:07,770 --> 00:35:11,103
♪ And the tune can be sung
and the words all rhyme ♪

795
00:35:11,238 --> 00:35:15,277
(scatting in harmony)

796
00:35:18,573 --> 00:35:21,577
♪ Though it don't say much
and it won't offend ♪

797
00:35:21,712 --> 00:35:23,153
♪ If you sing it at school ♪

798
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,278
♪ They're liable
to send you home ♪

799
00:35:25,413 --> 00:35:28,787
♪ Never knowin'
what you're showin' ♪

800
00:35:28,922 --> 00:35:32,024
♪ Think you're growin'
your own tea ♪

801
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:33,757
♪ Good Lordy ♪

802
00:35:38,931 --> 00:35:41,828
♪ Let me hear that,
get me near that ♪

803
00:35:41,963 --> 00:35:43,965
♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪

804
00:35:48,777 --> 00:35:51,542
♪ Drop your shrink
and stop your drinkin' ♪

805
00:35:51,677 --> 00:35:53,612
♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪

806
00:35:58,251 --> 00:35:59,849
♪ Sing it out ♪

807
00:36:00,683 --> 00:36:02,324
♪ All right ♪

808
00:36:04,352 --> 00:36:05,786
I wouldn't go any shorter
than this, though.

809
00:36:05,921 --> 00:36:07,594
No, I want it
to ripple and wave

810
00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:09,328
when the wind blows my shirt,
like... (blows sharply)

811
00:36:09,463 --> 00:36:11,129
-Wind in a bar? How?
-Yeah.

812
00:36:11,265 --> 00:36:12,360
Like a leaf blower.

813
00:36:12,495 --> 00:36:13,463
(blows sharply)

814
00:36:13,598 --> 00:36:14,961
-Do you have one?
-Sure.

815
00:36:15,096 --> 00:36:18,472
♪ I know a man
was outta touch ♪

816
00:36:22,604 --> 00:36:26,013
♪ And he'd hide in a house
and he didn't say much ♪

817
00:36:26,148 --> 00:36:30,187
(scatting in harmony)

818
00:36:31,451 --> 00:36:32,815
(panting):
Okay.

819
00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:34,815
I used to do this as a kid.
Come on.

820
00:36:34,950 --> 00:36:37,090
Am I getting...
getting on here?

821
00:36:37,225 --> 00:36:39,654
-Okay. (grunts)
-Here.

822
00:36:39,789 --> 00:36:41,125
ANGELINA:
Lay back.

823
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,523
(both laughing)

824
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:44,196
♪ Family man ♪

825
00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:46,461
♪ Tried my brand ♪

826
00:36:46,596 --> 00:36:48,502
♪ Dig! Ha! ♪

827
00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:52,308
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪

828
00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:55,275
♪ Let me hear that,
get me near that ♪

829
00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:57,907
♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪

830
00:37:02,477 --> 00:37:05,088
♪ Drop your shrink
and stop your drinkin' ♪

831
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,257
♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪

832
00:37:11,621 --> 00:37:14,423
♪ Sing it out ♪

833
00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:16,332
♪ All right ♪

834
00:37:17,992 --> 00:37:19,863
♪ Hey! Come on! Hey! ♪

835
00:37:19,998 --> 00:37:23,339
-(hollers)
-♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

836
00:37:24,106 --> 00:37:25,605
Whoo! (laughs)

837
00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,740
(laughing)

838
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,975
-Yeah!
-(laughter, excited chatter)

839
00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:34,541
Oh, I was scared
you were gonna hit your head.

840
00:37:34,676 --> 00:37:36,610
(laughter)

841
00:37:36,746 --> 00:37:38,981
(laughter echoes, fades)

842
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:44,524
If you live long enough...
(chuckles)

843
00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:48,397
you can see your dreams
die a slow death.

844
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:54,469
Young people don't know
how good they have it.

845
00:37:55,704 --> 00:37:58,269
Not 'cause they can, uh,
touch their toes

846
00:37:58,405 --> 00:38:00,673
and screw all night.

847
00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:05,238
They haven't learned that most
things just don't work out.

848
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:09,011
♪ ♪

849
00:38:15,223 --> 00:38:19,659
<i> Most times, you just mess it</i>
<i> up, so it's easier not to try.</i>

850
00:38:21,598 --> 00:38:24,059
We're all just looking
for some hope.

851
00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:29,471
But at my age, hope is hard.
(chuckles)

852
00:38:32,242 --> 00:38:34,008
<i> Hope's not enough.</i>

853
00:38:34,144 --> 00:38:36,379
(engine sputtering)

854
00:38:37,915 --> 00:38:40,977
(groaning)

855
00:38:42,877 --> 00:38:45,454
(pained grunting)

856
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,150
(gasping breaths)

857
00:38:51,555 --> 00:38:54,628
(panting)

858
00:38:57,094 --> 00:39:00,236
GROUP:
God, grant me the serenity

859
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:03,066
to accept the things
I cannot change,

860
00:39:03,201 --> 00:39:06,232
<i> the courage to change</i>
<i> the things I can,</i>

861
00:39:06,368 --> 00:39:09,142
<i> and the wisdom</i>
<i> to know the difference.</i>

862
00:39:09,278 --> 00:39:12,140
(continues panting)

863
00:39:24,423 --> 00:39:26,962
(engine starts)

864
00:39:27,097 --> 00:39:29,322
(engines roaring)

865
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:36,265
There seems to be a bit
of a miscommunication.

866
00:39:36,401 --> 00:39:38,164
(beeps)

867
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:40,573
When I booked this gig
a month ago,

868
00:39:40,708 --> 00:39:43,344
it was my understanding
that there was

869
00:39:43,479 --> 00:39:45,743
a motor home convention
in town,

870
00:39:45,879 --> 00:39:47,911
being that
that's what I was told.

871
00:39:48,047 --> 00:39:50,013
No, I didn't.
I did not say that.

872
00:39:50,148 --> 00:39:53,014
You said the
Emerald Motor Home Convention!

873
00:39:53,150 --> 00:39:56,987
I said Emerald Lion
Motor Club Reunion.

874
00:39:57,122 --> 00:39:59,258
And you said you had
a classic rock band

875
00:39:59,394 --> 00:40:01,092
like ZZ Top or CCR.

876
00:40:01,228 --> 00:40:02,788
-Neil Diamond? Not classic?
-MIKE: All right, Tom, Tom,

877
00:40:02,924 --> 00:40:04,458
Tom, Tom, Tom.

878
00:40:04,593 --> 00:40:06,029
(chuckling): Tom,
I still don't see the problem.

879
00:40:06,164 --> 00:40:09,637
You see, Mike,
with these motor home types,

880
00:40:09,773 --> 00:40:12,531
uh, I figured we're
in the pocket, you know?

881
00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:14,475
-But these bikers...
-MIKE: They love Neil Diamond.

882
00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:16,872
I-I don't know. Look at 'em.

883
00:40:17,007 --> 00:40:18,546
They got leather,
chains. I-I...

884
00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:20,712
Neil Diamond doesn't
have chains.

885
00:40:20,848 --> 00:40:22,509
MARK:
That's a lot of leather.

886
00:40:22,645 --> 00:40:24,552
We ain't got nothing
these hog-squashers can dig.

887
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:27,547
Mike, why don't we put
Claire up first?

888
00:40:27,683 --> 00:40:30,122
I mean, look at her.
She's pretty. She's nice.

889
00:40:30,257 --> 00:40:34,127
Have her sing "Crazy" or one
of those Lynyrd Skynyrd songs.

890
00:40:34,262 --> 00:40:36,563
-They'd love Lynyrd Skynyrd.
-CLAIRE: You know, I can fake

891
00:40:36,699 --> 00:40:39,328
my way through
"Sweet Home Alabama."

892
00:40:39,464 --> 00:40:41,603
No, no, no, we're not changing
our show, all right? No.

893
00:40:41,738 --> 00:40:43,403
TOM: At least start
with "Sweet Caroline."

894
00:40:43,538 --> 00:40:45,231
Nobody here is gonna appreciate

895
00:40:45,367 --> 00:40:47,936
the Arabic incantations
of "Solomon."

896
00:40:48,072 --> 00:40:49,268
-"Soolaimon"!
-"Soolaimon."

897
00:40:49,404 --> 00:40:50,639
We could move up
"Kentucky Woman."

898
00:40:50,775 --> 00:40:52,274
And open with "America."

899
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:54,112
-"America" is great.
-'Cause bikers love...

900
00:40:54,248 --> 00:40:55,711
I'm in charge of this band,
and I'm telling you

901
00:40:55,847 --> 00:40:58,213
we open with "Soolaimon"!

902
00:40:59,586 --> 00:41:01,549
Have you got the fans?

903
00:41:01,684 --> 00:41:03,684
Yeah.

904
00:41:03,819 --> 00:41:05,259
I got the fans.

905
00:41:05,395 --> 00:41:08,498
(band playing "Soolaimon")

906
00:41:09,298 --> 00:41:11,501
(crowd chattering)

907
00:41:13,229 --> 00:41:14,802
CLAIRE:
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

908
00:41:14,937 --> 00:41:16,962
Travelers of our nation's
Emerald highway,

909
00:41:17,098 --> 00:41:19,672
-welcome to Tierney's Tavern.
-♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

910
00:41:19,807 --> 00:41:21,267
-I am Lightning.
-♪ Soo... ♪

911
00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:24,313
This vision of beauty
is Thunder.

912
00:41:24,448 --> 00:41:25,945
-Oh, come on.
-(laughter)

913
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,681
We bring greetings
to the great city of Chicago

914
00:41:28,817 --> 00:41:30,509
with the songs
of the incomparable,

915
00:41:30,645 --> 00:41:34,619
leather-jacket-wearing
entertainer Neil Diamond.

916
00:41:34,754 --> 00:41:37,124
We are Lightning & Thunder.

917
00:41:37,259 --> 00:41:39,020
♪ ♪

918
00:41:39,156 --> 00:41:42,727
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪

919
00:41:42,862 --> 00:41:46,729
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪

920
00:41:46,865 --> 00:41:48,494
♪ Leading me on ♪

921
00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:50,331
-Man, what is this trash?
-♪ On, on ♪

922
00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:54,475
♪ On to my woman,
she dance for the sun ♪

923
00:41:54,610 --> 00:41:56,039
♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪

924
00:41:56,174 --> 00:41:57,277
WOMAN:
I'm blinded by that shirt!

925
00:41:57,412 --> 00:41:58,978
Play "Free Bird"!

926
00:41:59,114 --> 00:42:00,115
-♪ God of my night ♪
-MAN 2: This is awful!

927
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:01,483
♪ Night, night ♪

928
00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:03,379
WOMAN:
You're ruining my night!

929
00:42:03,514 --> 00:42:05,513
-♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪
-(indistinct shouting)

930
00:42:05,649 --> 00:42:07,690
-♪ Taking me home ♪
-Someone get him off there.

931
00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:09,417
MAN 3: What does bumblebee
think he's doing?

932
00:42:09,553 --> 00:42:11,189
-♪ She callin' ♪
-MAN 4: Nice shirt, loser!

933
00:42:11,324 --> 00:42:13,527
-♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
-MAN 5: Get off the stage!

934
00:42:13,662 --> 00:42:15,325
MAN 6:
Play some rock and roll!

935
00:42:15,461 --> 00:42:16,593
-♪ Soolai, soolai ♪
-WOMAN: My mom sings better!

936
00:42:16,729 --> 00:42:18,027
♪ Soolaimon ♪

937
00:42:18,163 --> 00:42:19,834
-♪ Soo... ♪
-(music stops)

938
00:42:19,969 --> 00:42:22,134
-(raucous shouting)
-MIKE: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

939
00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:23,739
Come on.

940
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,500
-Hey, come on.
-All right, that's enough.

941
00:42:25,635 --> 00:42:27,238
-Get rid of the guy.
-MIKE: Just, we're up here.

942
00:42:27,374 --> 00:42:28,176
We're just trying
to entertain you. That's all.

943
00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:29,144
Neil Diamond sucks!

944
00:42:29,279 --> 00:42:31,410
(bikers cheering)

945
00:42:31,545 --> 00:42:33,473
What did you say?

946
00:42:34,318 --> 00:42:35,678
You heard me, nelly.

947
00:42:35,814 --> 00:42:38,385
(scattered laughter)

948
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,283
Oh, Mike! Oh, my God!

949
00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:42,788
-Jimmy, get over there!
-CLAIRE: Oh, my God, Mike!

950
00:42:42,923 --> 00:42:44,692
-MARK: Mike!
-Mike! Oh, my God.

951
00:42:44,827 --> 00:42:46,422
-Come on, say it again!
-Come on, nelly!

952
00:42:46,557 --> 00:42:47,892
You're the worst manager
in the history of the world.

953
00:42:48,027 --> 00:42:50,266
Don't talk to me. Don't talk!

954
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,728
What did you say? Say it again!

955
00:42:52,863 --> 00:42:53,829
TOM:
Mike!

956
00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:56,232
(both muttering, grunting)

957
00:42:58,035 --> 00:43:00,706
CLAIRE:
Oh, Tom. Here.

958
00:43:00,842 --> 00:43:03,439
Ah, it's okay. I-I'm a bleeder.

959
00:43:03,575 --> 00:43:05,275
Oh, God.

960
00:43:05,410 --> 00:43:06,181
-It's really...
-I mean, it's just a nosebleed.

961
00:43:06,316 --> 00:43:07,072
It's not bad.

962
00:43:07,208 --> 00:43:08,750
Hey, Tom, can you drive?

963
00:43:08,885 --> 00:43:10,416
Because if you can't,
one of us could.

964
00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:12,048
No, I-I have to, Ricky.

965
00:43:12,183 --> 00:43:15,215
It's a liability
insurance issue.

966
00:43:15,350 --> 00:43:17,491
You know, it's a requirement.

967
00:43:17,626 --> 00:43:19,052
Tom, put this in your nose.

968
00:43:19,188 --> 00:43:20,730
-This?
-Yeah, to...

969
00:43:20,865 --> 00:43:24,067
Hold it in there
so the blood doesn't come out.

970
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,196
MAN:
Yeah, let it all down the side.

971
00:43:27,066 --> 00:43:28,394
TOM:
Tell Mike I'm sorry.

972
00:43:28,530 --> 00:43:30,205
-CLAIRE: You be safe.
-(Tom sighs)

973
00:43:30,340 --> 00:43:31,971
TOM:
Okay.

974
00:43:35,545 --> 00:43:37,779
(dog barking in distance)

975
00:43:40,615 --> 00:43:42,850
(bus engine starts)

976
00:43:46,323 --> 00:43:48,350
(horn honking)

977
00:43:59,366 --> 00:44:03,139
Had a whole plan for how
tonight would go, and I just...

978
00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,472
it all went south.

979
00:44:04,607 --> 00:44:08,439
Well, you made it very clear

980
00:44:08,574 --> 00:44:11,671
that you are in charge of this
band and make the decisions,

981
00:44:11,806 --> 00:44:15,616
so I guess if it was
a Donna Summer tribute band,

982
00:44:15,752 --> 00:44:19,517
I'd be calling
the shots, but...

983
00:44:19,652 --> 00:44:21,157
now I know.

984
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,484
It's your show.

985
00:44:25,761 --> 00:44:27,520
I mean, would it
have killed you

986
00:44:27,655 --> 00:44:29,492
-to open with "Sweet Caroline"?
-(sighs)

987
00:44:29,628 --> 00:44:32,035
There's more to Neil Diamond
than "Sweet Caroline."

988
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:36,870
He's got hundreds of songs,
and all anybody wants to hear

989
00:44:37,006 --> 00:44:39,436
is "Sweet Caroline"--
"bom, bom, bom."

990
00:44:39,572 --> 00:44:41,636
That's right.
That's what they want to hear.

991
00:44:41,772 --> 00:44:44,307
After the show, I was gonna
take you to this fancy hotel

992
00:44:44,442 --> 00:44:46,877
with a big suite
and an all-you-can-eat buffet,

993
00:44:47,013 --> 00:44:49,147
and I was gonna propose and...

994
00:44:50,517 --> 00:44:51,851
What?

995
00:44:51,987 --> 00:44:54,083
Yeah, I got you
a ring and everything.

996
00:44:54,218 --> 00:44:55,481
But if you're not into it,

997
00:44:55,617 --> 00:44:57,223
maybe we could still
hit that buffet.

998
00:44:57,359 --> 00:45:00,730
They got a guy there that does
omelets and crepes and...

999
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:03,498
CLAIRE:
Mmm!

1000
00:45:03,633 --> 00:45:05,501
(laughing):
Oh, yes!

1001
00:45:05,637 --> 00:45:06,864
-Oh, yes!
-(laughing): What?

1002
00:45:06,999 --> 00:45:08,699
To you, to this, to everything.

1003
00:45:08,835 --> 00:45:11,039
-Okay.
-(laughs)

1004
00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:12,506
Oh.

1005
00:45:12,641 --> 00:45:13,769
Okay, wait, one thing.

1006
00:45:13,904 --> 00:45:15,004
Anything.

1007
00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:16,508
We open with "Sweet Caroline."

1008
00:45:16,644 --> 00:45:18,178
-Agree?
-I do.

1009
00:45:18,313 --> 00:45:21,047
(band playing Neil Diamond's
"Sweet Caroline")

1010
00:45:23,017 --> 00:45:24,781
MIKE:
♪ Where it began ♪

1011
00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:26,679
(cameras clicking)

1012
00:45:26,814 --> 00:45:28,648
♪ I can't begin
to know when... ♪

1013
00:45:28,783 --> 00:45:30,691
SEX MACHINE:
I would like to welcome you

1014
00:45:30,826 --> 00:45:32,552
to this celebration
of marriage.

1015
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,696
Marriage is the promise
between two people

1016
00:45:34,832 --> 00:45:35,990
-who love each other...
-(snickering)

1017
00:45:36,126 --> 00:45:38,032
...who trust that love,

1018
00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:41,233
honor each other as individuals
in that togetherness,

1019
00:45:41,369 --> 00:45:44,068
and who wish to spend the rest
of their lives together.

1020
00:45:44,204 --> 00:45:47,201
...keeping yourself
solely unto him

1021
00:45:47,336 --> 00:45:49,441
as for as long as you may live?

1022
00:45:49,576 --> 00:45:51,374
I do.

1023
00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:54,809
♪ Hands... ♪

1024
00:45:54,944 --> 00:45:56,380
I do.

1025
00:45:56,515 --> 00:45:57,818
SEX MACHINE: ...and the power
entrusted in me,

1026
00:45:57,953 --> 00:46:00,414
I pronounce you
husband and wife.

1027
00:46:00,550 --> 00:46:02,455
Now, jump back
and kiss yourself.

1028
00:46:02,590 --> 00:46:04,385
(laughter)

1029
00:46:04,521 --> 00:46:06,086
-♪ Touching me ♪
-(cheering)

1030
00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:09,689
♪ Touching you ♪

1031
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,602
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪

1032
00:46:13,737 --> 00:46:15,904
ALL:
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪

1033
00:46:16,039 --> 00:46:20,909
MIKE: ♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪

1034
00:46:22,372 --> 00:46:25,572
♪ I've been inclined ♪

1035
00:46:25,707 --> 00:46:28,914
-♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
-♪ To believe ♪

1036
00:46:29,049 --> 00:46:33,780
♪ They never would, but now I ♪

1037
00:46:33,915 --> 00:46:38,785
We need to hit two venues
in under four hours.

1038
00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:42,992
We got a 7:00 p.m. show
at Good Time Charlie's...

1039
00:46:43,127 --> 00:46:45,124
All right, here we go.

1040
00:46:45,259 --> 00:46:47,364
All aboard!

1041
00:46:48,232 --> 00:46:50,532
♪ Look at the night ♪

1042
00:46:51,842 --> 00:46:55,534
♪ And it don't seem so lonely ♪

1043
00:46:55,669 --> 00:47:00,509
♪ We fill it up with only two ♪

1044
00:47:03,082 --> 00:47:05,349
♪ And when I hurt ♪

1045
00:47:06,948 --> 00:47:10,453
♪ Hurtin' runs off
my shoulders ♪

1046
00:47:10,588 --> 00:47:13,655
♪ How can I hurt
when holding you? ♪

1047
00:47:13,790 --> 00:47:17,325
Are you ready to rock out
to some Neil Diamond?

1048
00:47:17,461 --> 00:47:20,870
-(cheering)
-♪ Warm ♪

1049
00:47:22,035 --> 00:47:25,572
♪ Touching warm ♪

1050
00:47:25,707 --> 00:47:29,543
♪ Reaching out ♪

1051
00:47:29,678 --> 00:47:31,237
♪ Touching me ♪

1052
00:47:31,372 --> 00:47:36,144
♪ Touching you ♪

1053
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,146
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪

1054
00:47:39,282 --> 00:47:40,988
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪

1055
00:47:41,124 --> 00:47:44,660
♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪

1056
00:47:44,796 --> 00:47:47,520
♪ So good, so good, so good ♪

1057
00:47:47,655 --> 00:47:50,322
♪ I've been inclined ♪

1058
00:47:50,458 --> 00:47:52,426
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪

1059
00:47:52,561 --> 00:47:56,262
♪ To believe they never would ♪

1060
00:47:56,398 --> 00:47:58,902
♪ Oh, no, no ♪

1061
00:47:59,038 --> 00:48:00,170
Oh, my heart throbs.

1062
00:48:00,305 --> 00:48:02,207
He's such a good-looking man.

1063
00:48:02,343 --> 00:48:04,342
Claire Sardina sang
Patsy Cline songs.

1064
00:48:04,477 --> 00:48:05,915
Mike Sardina sang
rock and roll medleys.

1065
00:48:06,050 --> 00:48:08,078
But together, they are
Lightning & Thunder,

1066
00:48:08,213 --> 00:48:09,976
a Neil Diamond tribute band

1067
00:48:10,111 --> 00:48:12,480
the people of Milwaukee
can't seem to get enough of.

1068
00:48:12,616 --> 00:48:15,381
I just love
Lightning & Thunder.

1069
00:48:15,516 --> 00:48:16,859
<i> They are my fave.</i>

1070
00:48:16,995 --> 00:48:18,552
TOM:
<i> You know, you're gonna see</i>

1071
00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:20,725
Lightning & Thunder
in Las Vegas.

1072
00:48:20,860 --> 00:48:23,763
Oh, "Sweet Caroline"? I-I think
that's my new favorite song.

1073
00:48:23,899 --> 00:48:25,533
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪

1074
00:48:25,669 --> 00:48:27,261
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪

1075
00:48:27,397 --> 00:48:30,131
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪

1076
00:48:30,267 --> 00:48:32,039
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪

1077
00:48:32,175 --> 00:48:35,271
♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪

1078
00:48:35,407 --> 00:48:38,272
♪ So good, so good, so good ♪

1079
00:48:38,408 --> 00:48:41,340
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪

1080
00:48:41,476 --> 00:48:43,378
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪

1081
00:48:43,514 --> 00:48:47,214
♪ I believe they never could ♪

1082
00:48:47,349 --> 00:48:51,416
♪ Oh, no, no. ♪

1083
00:48:51,552 --> 00:48:54,429
(cheering and applause)

1084
00:48:54,564 --> 00:48:56,394
(song ends)

1085
00:48:57,531 --> 00:49:00,294
Here's the question:
Tell me something

1086
00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:02,232
that people are struck by.

1087
00:49:02,367 --> 00:49:04,397
-Lightning.
-Oh! Lightning!

1088
00:49:04,532 --> 00:49:05,737
-Yeah.
-Lightning.

1089
00:49:05,872 --> 00:49:07,403
Lightning!

1090
00:49:07,539 --> 00:49:08,907
-(bell dings)
-(crowd cheering)

1091
00:49:09,043 --> 00:49:11,977
(shouts excitedly, laughs)

1092
00:49:12,113 --> 00:49:13,579
-(grunts fiercely)
-Oh, no.

1093
00:49:14,415 --> 00:49:15,908
Rachel, can you please
make me spaghetti?

1094
00:49:16,043 --> 00:49:18,544
Mom wants fish sticks again.
I'm dying.

1095
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,254
-Mike?
-MIKE (laughing): Yeah!

1096
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:22,584
-Eddie on the phone for you.
-MIKE: My show, baby.

1097
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,090
Uh, auto shop Eddie
or another Eddie?

1098
00:49:24,225 --> 00:49:25,854
-No clue.
-MIKE: As you were.

1099
00:49:25,990 --> 00:49:27,454
-CLAIRE: Number one: lightning.
-RACHEL (laughs): Really?

1100
00:49:27,589 --> 00:49:28,965
-CLAIRE: Yeah.
-What?

1101
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:30,426
-(snapping fingers)
-(hushed): Hey. Hey.

1102
00:49:30,562 --> 00:49:31,967
CONTESTANT (over TV):
Another person.

1103
00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:33,796
MIKE: Uh, you mean like
a commercial or...

1104
00:49:33,932 --> 00:49:34,997
I mean, we've done car shows
before, but never a...

1105
00:49:35,132 --> 00:49:37,067
(TV muted)

1106
00:49:37,203 --> 00:49:39,734
Like a concert for jelly?

1107
00:49:40,537 --> 00:49:43,105
Hold on. What's a Pearl Jam?

1108
00:49:43,974 --> 00:49:45,476
-What about Pearl Jam?
-That's what I'm asking.

1109
00:49:45,611 --> 00:49:47,511
This guy says
he's with Pearl Jam.

1110
00:49:49,147 --> 00:49:50,146
Give me the phone.

1111
00:49:50,281 --> 00:49:51,411
Who the hell is this?

1112
00:49:51,546 --> 00:49:53,116
What's Pearl Jam?

1113
00:49:53,252 --> 00:49:54,350
It's a band, Mike.

1114
00:49:54,486 --> 00:49:55,448
You don't know
who Pearl Jam is?

1115
00:49:55,584 --> 00:49:56,716
Oh, Pearl Jam's a "who"?

1116
00:49:56,851 --> 00:49:58,819
RACHEL:
C-Could you hold, please?

1117
00:49:59,959 --> 00:50:02,020
Yeah, so...

1118
00:50:02,156 --> 00:50:05,124
um... I think I'm gonna
throw up right now.

1119
00:50:05,927 --> 00:50:07,333
(laughing):
This is Eddie Vedder.

1120
00:50:07,468 --> 00:50:09,037
Eddie Vedder's on the phone
right now.

1121
00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:11,634
Say something and not stupid.
(laughs)

1122
00:50:13,601 --> 00:50:14,599
(Mike clears throat)

1123
00:50:14,735 --> 00:50:16,771
Yeah, Lightning speaking.

1124
00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:19,507
Uh, all right, let me check.

1125
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:20,879
Are we doing anything
on Friday?

1126
00:50:21,014 --> 00:50:22,447
ALL:
No!

1127
00:50:22,582 --> 00:50:24,878
Um... (clears throat)
no, it sounds great.

1128
00:50:25,887 --> 00:50:28,552
Okay. See ya.

1129
00:50:29,460 --> 00:50:30,993
Wow.

1130
00:50:31,128 --> 00:50:33,323
I guess we're opening
for Pearl Jam.

1131
00:50:33,459 --> 00:50:35,055
-(screams)
-DANA: Oh, my God!

1132
00:50:35,190 --> 00:50:37,060
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God,
I'm gonna meet Eddie Vedder!

1133
00:50:37,195 --> 00:50:38,358
(excited chatter)

1134
00:50:38,494 --> 00:50:40,026
How did this happen?

1135
00:50:40,161 --> 00:50:42,032
(live recording of "Alive"
by Pearl Jam playing)

1136
00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:44,566
♪ Oh, I ♪

1137
00:50:44,701 --> 00:50:48,336
♪ Oh, oh, I'm still alive ♪

1138
00:50:48,472 --> 00:50:51,342
♪ Yeah, yeah, I ♪

1139
00:50:51,477 --> 00:50:55,013
♪ Oh, oh, I'm still alive ♪

1140
00:50:55,149 --> 00:50:57,283
♪ Yeah, yeah, I... ♪

1141
00:50:57,418 --> 00:50:59,251
Hey, uh,
we're Lightning & Thunder.

1142
00:50:59,387 --> 00:51:00,755
Yeah, we're opening
for Pearl Jam.

1143
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,788
Uh, okay. I'll check.

1144
00:51:02,923 --> 00:51:06,095
♪ ♪

1145
00:51:22,845 --> 00:51:25,877
♪ Mm... ♪

1146
00:51:26,012 --> 00:51:28,583
(quiet chatter)

1147
00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:30,385
(song ends)

1148
00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:33,789
Whoa, I always wanted one
of those Everly Brother Gibsons

1149
00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:35,088
with the wraparound pick guard.

1150
00:51:35,223 --> 00:51:36,587
-Yeah.
-It's a beaut.

1151
00:51:36,722 --> 00:51:38,424
Yeah, uh, Neil plays
one of these, right?

1152
00:51:38,559 --> 00:51:40,589
Mostly uses the Ovation
acoustics, but, uh...

1153
00:51:40,725 --> 00:51:43,065
-Yeah.
-You, uh... you on the tour?

1154
00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:46,432
Uh, me and my wife here,
we're, uh...

1155
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,930
You're the Pearl Jam guy.

1156
00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,938
We-we talked on the phone.
I'm-I'm Eddie.

1157
00:51:51,074 --> 00:51:53,201
Eddie. That's right. Hey.

1158
00:51:53,336 --> 00:51:54,633
Thanks for this.

1159
00:51:54,769 --> 00:51:57,636
Um, Eddie, I'm, uh...

1160
00:51:57,771 --> 00:51:59,014
just a little worried

1161
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:00,677
your crowd may not dig
my kind of show.

1162
00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:02,277
I-I don't get a lot
of mosh pits, you know?

1163
00:52:02,413 --> 00:52:05,245
There are no rules, man.

1164
00:52:05,380 --> 00:52:08,117
Tony Bennett's opening
for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

1165
00:52:08,253 --> 00:52:09,753
Tony Bennett?

1166
00:52:09,889 --> 00:52:11,492
Besides, who doesn't like
Neil Diamond, right?

1167
00:52:11,627 --> 00:52:13,986
Are you, uh... are you playing
"Holly Holy" tonight?

1168
00:52:14,122 --> 00:52:17,298
Uh, no, not for this crowd,
but, uh...

1169
00:52:18,536 --> 00:52:19,626
Hey.

1170
00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:21,234
You mind if I ask you a favor,

1171
00:52:21,369 --> 00:52:23,329
you know,
one musician to another?

1172
00:52:24,132 --> 00:52:26,941
-(applause, cheering)
-This is exciting.

1173
00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:28,374
DANA:
It's happening.

1174
00:52:28,510 --> 00:52:29,304
-It's happening.
-Okay, okay. All good.

1175
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:30,436
They're ready.

1176
00:52:30,571 --> 00:52:32,208
(crowd shouting)

1177
00:52:32,343 --> 00:52:33,780
FAN:
Come on!

1178
00:52:33,915 --> 00:52:35,276
Holy shit.

1179
00:52:35,411 --> 00:52:38,220
(cheering)

1180
00:52:39,588 --> 00:52:41,955
If you've ever had a shot,
pal, this is it.

1181
00:52:42,091 --> 00:52:45,091
(crowd shouting, whooping)

1182
00:52:45,227 --> 00:52:47,129
FAN:
Eddie, I love you!

1183
00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:48,790
ANNOUNCER:
Please welcome to the stage

1184
00:52:48,925 --> 00:52:51,931
Milwaukee's own
Lightning & Thunder.

1185
00:52:52,067 --> 00:52:54,302
(cheering and applause)

1186
00:52:58,567 --> 00:53:00,169
Hello, Milwaukee!

1187
00:53:00,304 --> 00:53:02,167
-That's great. The costumes
look great.
-Yeah, yeah.

1188
00:53:03,304 --> 00:53:06,677
(playing Neil Diamond's
"Forever in Blue Jeans")

1189
00:53:08,478 --> 00:53:10,510
Come on, kids!

1190
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:12,587
(clapping rhythmically)

1191
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:14,586
Yeah.

1192
00:53:20,963 --> 00:53:22,823
Very big for them.

1193
00:53:22,959 --> 00:53:24,557
MIKE:
You know the words. Come on.

1194
00:53:24,692 --> 00:53:27,132
♪ Money talks ♪

1195
00:53:27,969 --> 00:53:31,900
♪ It don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪

1196
00:53:33,003 --> 00:53:37,005
♪ Long as I can have you
here with me ♪

1197
00:53:37,141 --> 00:53:41,712
♪ I'd much rather be
forever in blue jeans ♪

1198
00:53:45,385 --> 00:53:48,249
♪ Honey's sweet ♪

1199
00:53:48,385 --> 00:53:52,658
♪ It ain't nothin'
next to baby's treat ♪

1200
00:53:52,793 --> 00:53:57,393
♪ And if you pardon me,
I'd like to say ♪

1201
00:53:57,528 --> 00:53:59,661
♪ We'd do okay ♪

1202
00:53:59,796 --> 00:54:01,464
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪

1203
00:54:01,599 --> 00:54:03,800
Give it up for Eddie Vedder!

1204
00:54:05,504 --> 00:54:06,873
♪ Maybe tonight ♪

1205
00:54:07,008 --> 00:54:09,869
(cheering)

1206
00:54:10,005 --> 00:54:12,738
♪ Maybe tonight by the fire ♪

1207
00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:15,416
♪ All alone, you and I ♪

1208
00:54:18,479 --> 00:54:22,583
♪ Nothing around
but the sound of my heart ♪

1209
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,358
♪ And your sighs ♪

1210
00:54:25,494 --> 00:54:28,357
-Come on, Milwaukee!
-(cheering)

1211
00:54:28,492 --> 00:54:30,589
♪ Money talks ♪

1212
00:54:31,692 --> 00:54:35,800
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪

1213
00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:40,933
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪

1214
00:54:41,068 --> 00:54:43,243
♪ I'd much rather be ♪

1215
00:54:43,378 --> 00:54:46,480
♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe ♪

1216
00:54:48,548 --> 00:54:51,214
♪ And honey's sweet ♪

1217
00:54:52,284 --> 00:54:56,349
♪ It ain't nothin'
next to baby's treat ♪

1218
00:54:57,385 --> 00:55:01,259
♪ If you pardon me,
I'd like to say ♪

1219
00:55:01,394 --> 00:55:03,389
♪ We'd do okay ♪

1220
00:55:03,525 --> 00:55:05,624
-♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
-I love you, Eddie!

1221
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,199
Eddie Vedder!

1222
00:55:07,335 --> 00:55:09,599
Lightning & Thunder, baby!

1223
00:55:09,734 --> 00:55:11,297
-It was like...
-Oh, my God.

1224
00:55:11,433 --> 00:55:13,869
-...he wanted to keep going.
-He was so cute, too.

1225
00:55:14,005 --> 00:55:16,207
But that audience,
they were just, like...

1226
00:55:16,343 --> 00:55:18,103
they were just, like...

1227
00:55:18,238 --> 00:55:20,648
-(laughing)
-You look so good.

1228
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:22,274
Oh!

1229
00:55:23,579 --> 00:55:25,651
(laughing)

1230
00:55:26,914 --> 00:55:29,490
(growling playfully)

1231
00:55:32,655 --> 00:55:34,994
♪ Money talks ♪

1232
00:55:36,097 --> 00:55:39,699
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪

1233
00:55:40,769 --> 00:55:44,238
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪

1234
00:55:44,373 --> 00:55:46,967
♪ I'd much rather be ♪

1235
00:55:47,102 --> 00:55:50,577
♪ Forever in blue jeans,
babe. ♪

1236
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,949
(song ends)

1237
00:55:56,084 --> 00:56:00,789
Zoo... ming in.

1238
00:56:00,924 --> 00:56:04,188
Zoo... ming out.

1239
00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:07,220
♪ ♪

1240
00:56:13,063 --> 00:56:15,063
DANA:
Hasn't hit our house yet.

1241
00:56:16,673 --> 00:56:19,707
And Rachel's fixing
her boyfriend's car.

1242
00:56:19,843 --> 00:56:21,675
-We were just changing the oil.
-She's not fixing it.

1243
00:56:21,810 --> 00:56:23,973
I know how to do it.
She just wanted to show me.

1244
00:56:24,805 --> 00:56:26,309
(engine starts)

1245
00:56:26,444 --> 00:56:28,648
♪ ♪

1246
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:32,884
Everybody on the block
has flowers and bushes,

1247
00:56:33,019 --> 00:56:34,918
and then you look at this,
and we have nothing,

1248
00:56:35,053 --> 00:56:38,717
so I want flowers
and color and beauty.

1249
00:56:38,853 --> 00:56:40,726
Look at that.

1250
00:56:40,861 --> 00:56:43,559
Four shows a week
at the Shawano Casino,

1251
00:56:43,694 --> 00:56:45,363
two shows on Saturday.

1252
00:56:45,498 --> 00:56:47,200
Two shows on Saturday!

1253
00:56:47,336 --> 00:56:49,731
"As seen with Pearl Jam."

1254
00:56:49,866 --> 00:56:51,770
We're in the big time.

1255
00:56:52,707 --> 00:56:54,703
DANA:
Hey, Papa, how you doing?

1256
00:56:54,839 --> 00:56:56,845
How am I doing? I'm huge!

1257
00:56:56,980 --> 00:56:58,205
(blows sharply)

1258
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:01,579
All right.
Which way are you facing?

1259
00:57:01,714 --> 00:57:04,052
Over here?
Where do you want me?

1260
00:57:04,188 --> 00:57:06,388
In the corner? Over here?

1261
00:57:06,524 --> 00:57:07,922
That-that...
I think that's good.

1262
00:57:08,057 --> 00:57:09,081
All right.

1263
00:57:09,216 --> 00:57:10,555
Are you gonna
put on some pants?

1264
00:57:10,690 --> 00:57:12,795
Nah. Shoot me
from the waist up.

1265
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:14,586
(chuckles)

1266
00:57:15,522 --> 00:57:17,659
All right.
Tell me when you're ready.

1267
00:57:17,795 --> 00:57:19,160
I'm ready when you are.

1268
00:57:19,295 --> 00:57:20,992
All right, this is
a prerecorded message

1269
00:57:21,128 --> 00:57:24,738
to be played on July 28th.

1270
00:57:24,873 --> 00:57:28,270
Hello. My name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.

1271
00:57:28,406 --> 00:57:30,212
That's the part where
you all say, "Hello, Mike."

1272
00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,078
-Hello, Mike. (laughs)
-Hello.

1273
00:57:32,213 --> 00:57:33,280
Very good.

1274
00:57:33,415 --> 00:57:37,041
Uh, today is, uh, my 21st...

1275
00:57:37,177 --> 00:57:39,149
(whistles) sober birthday,

1276
00:57:39,284 --> 00:57:42,252
and, uh, I won't be able
to be there with you today

1277
00:57:42,388 --> 00:57:44,749
because I'll be playing my
new gig at the Shawano Casino,

1278
00:57:44,885 --> 00:57:47,758
but, uh, I thought maybe,
even though I can't be there,

1279
00:57:47,893 --> 00:57:50,462
I would sing you my song
just to...

1280
00:57:50,598 --> 00:57:52,366
well, just to let you
all know

1281
00:57:52,501 --> 00:57:55,163
how important
you all are to me.

1282
00:57:56,263 --> 00:57:58,465
♪ This is not a sad song ♪

1283
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:02,568
♪ A sad song to sing
when you're alone ♪

1284
00:58:02,704 --> 00:58:04,643
Oh, no.

1285
00:58:04,779 --> 00:58:07,578
♪ In a way, it's a glad song ♪

1286
00:58:07,713 --> 00:58:10,149
♪ Yeah, a glad song ♪

1287
00:58:10,284 --> 00:58:14,045
♪ A simple song that simply
seems to make you feel good ♪

1288
00:58:14,181 --> 00:58:17,049
♪ When you sing along ♪

1289
00:58:17,184 --> 00:58:18,983
(strumming "Song Sung Blue")

1290
00:58:19,119 --> 00:58:20,854
(jet engine blaring)

1291
00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:23,356
♪ Song sung blue ♪

1292
00:58:23,491 --> 00:58:25,331
-♪ Everybody... ♪
-(engine revving)

1293
00:58:25,466 --> 00:58:27,701
(song stops abruptly)

1294
00:58:32,441 --> 00:58:34,943
(soft, high-pitched ringing)

1295
00:58:35,078 --> 00:58:37,469
♪ ♪

1296
00:58:40,808 --> 00:58:42,216
Mom!

1297
00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:43,584
-Dana!
-Excuse me.

1298
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,347
-Uh, where is Claire Sardina?
-Rachel!

1299
00:58:45,483 --> 00:58:46,817
-That's her daughter.
-RACHEL: What's going on?

1300
00:58:46,953 --> 00:58:48,356
-What happened?
-A car rode on top...

1301
00:58:48,492 --> 00:58:50,254
-(heavy, gasping breaths)
-What?

1302
00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:53,659
She was... she was gardening,
and a car rode on top of her.

1303
00:58:53,795 --> 00:58:55,086
DOCTOR:
Need to increase the pressure.

1304
00:58:55,222 --> 00:58:56,897
RACHEL:
Mom! (screams)

1305
00:58:57,033 --> 00:58:59,034
-What's going...
-MIKE: It's okay. It's okay.

1306
00:58:59,169 --> 00:59:00,168
What's going on?

1307
00:59:00,304 --> 00:59:01,968
Come here. Johnny, Johnny.

1308
00:59:02,104 --> 00:59:03,996
-Take Dana to the waiting room.
Take him. Take him.
-Okay.

1309
00:59:04,132 --> 00:59:05,641
-Come on.
-(Dana sobbing)

1310
00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:07,501
-Gonna be all right.
-RACHEL: Is she gonna die?

1311
00:59:07,637 --> 00:59:08,972
-She's gonna make it.
-Is she... You have to tell me.

1312
00:59:09,108 --> 00:59:10,569
-But we got to talk.
-Is she gonna die?

1313
00:59:10,705 --> 00:59:11,508
-We got to talk. Come here.
-What's going on?

1314
00:59:11,644 --> 00:59:13,009
Okay, listen to me.

1315
00:59:13,144 --> 00:59:14,106
Who's that guy
on the show you like?

1316
00:59:14,242 --> 00:59:15,183
Uh, the guy with the eyebrows.

1317
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:16,684
-Uh...
-What are you...

1318
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:18,545
-George, George.
-What are you talking about?

1319
00:59:18,681 --> 00:59:20,249
-Uh, the guy from<i> ER.</i>
-What does this h-have to do...

1320
00:59:20,385 --> 00:59:21,590
Uh, Clooney, Clooney.
Listen to me. Listen to me.

1321
00:59:21,725 --> 00:59:23,118
Okay, something's
about to go down,

1322
00:59:23,254 --> 00:59:24,759
and you and I are gonna
take care of it...

1323
00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:26,353
-No, I need to...
-...while they work on your ma.

1324
00:59:26,489 --> 00:59:28,060
Now, listen to me.
I got a jacked-up heart...

1325
00:59:28,196 --> 00:59:29,221
(takes deep, groaning breath)
I got a jacked-up heart,

1326
00:59:29,356 --> 00:59:30,763
I've had it for a long time,

1327
00:59:30,899 --> 00:59:32,193
and I think I'm having
a heart attack.

1328
00:59:32,328 --> 00:59:33,866
What?
You-you need to get a doctor.

1329
00:59:34,002 --> 00:59:35,736
No, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna do my plan.

1330
00:59:35,871 --> 00:59:37,404
It's gonna be okay.
Now, you listen.

1331
00:59:37,539 --> 00:59:39,936
Listen to me, Rachel, okay?

1332
00:59:40,071 --> 00:59:41,333
-(device whirring, beeping)
-So...

1333
00:59:41,469 --> 00:59:43,404
I am gonna pass out,
and when I do,

1334
00:59:43,539 --> 00:59:45,711
you're gonna jolt me back
just like George does.

1335
00:59:45,847 --> 00:59:47,214
-No.
-Now, remember how I showed you

1336
00:59:47,349 --> 00:59:48,881
how to jump a car?

1337
00:59:49,017 --> 00:59:50,084
This is just like that.
I've done it before.

1338
00:59:50,219 --> 00:59:51,619
You can do this.

1339
00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,083
You see that?
You're gonna hold that,

1340
00:59:53,218 --> 00:59:54,812
and you're gonna put
that one up here.

1341
00:59:54,948 --> 00:59:57,217
In your right hand, you're
gonna put that down here.

1342
00:59:57,352 --> 00:59:59,157
All right?
You can do this, Rachel.

1343
00:59:59,292 --> 01:00:00,926
-I can't do this, Mike.
-Now, after you hear the...

1344
01:00:01,061 --> 01:00:02,891
-I can't do this. No...
-After you hear the...

1345
01:00:03,027 --> 01:00:04,466
(breathing heavily, muttering)

1346
01:00:04,602 --> 01:00:06,701
After I...
after I hear the what?

1347
01:00:07,665 --> 01:00:08,970
(screams)

1348
01:00:09,105 --> 01:00:10,698
Mike!

1349
01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:12,603
(rapid beeping)

1350
01:00:12,738 --> 01:00:14,940
Lightning! Lightning!

1351
01:00:16,310 --> 01:00:17,807
Papa!

1352
01:00:17,943 --> 01:00:20,840
(beep, high-pitched whirring)

1353
01:00:20,975 --> 01:00:22,844
(rapid beeping)

1354
01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:24,182
-(grunts)
-(gasps)

1355
01:00:24,318 --> 01:00:25,978
(gasps)

1356
01:00:26,114 --> 01:00:28,349
(crickets chirping)

1357
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,892
(sighs)

1358
01:00:45,075 --> 01:00:46,499
(sighs)

1359
01:00:47,808 --> 01:00:50,471
-(pained yelling)
-Claire!

1360
01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:52,347
-Baby, baby, hey.
-Oh, I think I'm okay.

1361
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:54,313
Oh, God. Claire, what happened?

1362
01:00:54,449 --> 01:00:56,646
I just... I...

1363
01:00:56,782 --> 01:00:59,281
I just... I just forgot.

1364
01:01:00,354 --> 01:01:01,520
Oh.

1365
01:01:01,656 --> 01:01:03,089
(Claire breathing heavily)

1366
01:01:03,225 --> 01:01:04,822
God.

1367
01:01:04,957 --> 01:01:07,256
-(Claire sighs)
-Come on, baby.

1368
01:01:08,495 --> 01:01:09,956
Hold tight.

1369
01:01:10,092 --> 01:01:12,998
(Claire groaning softly)

1370
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:19,004
(Mike speaks softly)

1371
01:01:21,176 --> 01:01:23,709
It's only been three weeks
since your accident.

1372
01:01:23,844 --> 01:01:25,647
It's gonna take time to adjust.

1373
01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:27,982
Those motor skills
can take control.

1374
01:01:28,118 --> 01:01:29,742
-I know.
-Especially
in the middle of the night

1375
01:01:29,878 --> 01:01:31,513
-when you're not
completely awake.
-I know.

1376
01:01:31,648 --> 01:01:33,388
I just don't want to dwell
on it and get stuck.

1377
01:01:33,524 --> 01:01:34,721
If I have to make adjustments,

1378
01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:36,356
I just want to make them
and move on.

1379
01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:37,858
And that day will come,

1380
01:01:37,993 --> 01:01:39,354
but you need to allow yourself
some time.

1381
01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:41,227
NURSE KETT:
<i> Please understand, Mr. Sardina,</i>

1382
01:01:41,362 --> 01:01:43,295
this isn't something that needs
to be paid in full today.

1383
01:01:43,431 --> 01:01:46,891
The old guy that lost control
and hit my wife with the car,

1384
01:01:47,027 --> 01:01:49,193
his family isn't able
to provide the settlement money

1385
01:01:49,329 --> 01:01:51,067
for another six months.

1386
01:01:51,203 --> 01:01:53,173
What am I supposed to do
in the meantime?

1387
01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:55,008
There's dismemberment insurance
that your wife can qualify for.

1388
01:01:55,143 --> 01:01:57,374
That should cover
a sizable portion of the cost.

1389
01:01:57,510 --> 01:01:59,178
(inhales deeply, sighs)
That's a different department,

1390
01:01:59,313 --> 01:02:01,374
but I'd be happy to put you
in touch with them.

1391
01:02:01,509 --> 01:02:02,943
-Mm-hmm.
-And we still need to bill

1392
01:02:03,079 --> 01:02:04,417
your insurance company.

1393
01:02:04,553 --> 01:02:06,246
(laughs) Insurance?

1394
01:02:06,381 --> 01:02:08,049
Miss, do you know
any musicians?

1395
01:02:08,184 --> 01:02:10,583
We're broke as a joke.

1396
01:02:13,028 --> 01:02:15,896
CLAIRE:<i> Me and Mike,</i>
<i> we started singing.</i>

1397
01:02:16,961 --> 01:02:18,691
We were really cooking.

1398
01:02:18,826 --> 01:02:22,404
And I could see it,
like-like a way to pay my bills

1399
01:02:22,539 --> 01:02:24,899
and-and be able to say I...

1400
01:02:25,035 --> 01:02:27,072
"Look at me. I made it."

1401
01:02:28,670 --> 01:02:30,906
DOCTOR: Take one
every three to four hours

1402
01:02:31,041 --> 01:02:33,144
for the phantom pains.

1403
01:02:36,077 --> 01:02:38,017
I was so close.

1404
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,685
Yeah, thanks, Doc. Thanks.

1405
01:02:42,820 --> 01:02:44,958
♪ ♪

1406
01:02:51,797 --> 01:02:54,066
(birds screeching)

1407
01:03:02,135 --> 01:03:04,142
(sighs)

1408
01:03:05,713 --> 01:03:08,476
(takes deep breath)

1409
01:03:10,552 --> 01:03:12,546
(groaning softly)

1410
01:03:16,754 --> 01:03:18,585
(sighs)

1411
01:03:20,363 --> 01:03:22,292
(sighs heavily)

1412
01:03:24,591 --> 01:03:26,494
-(knocking)
-RACHEL: Mom?

1413
01:03:27,934 --> 01:03:29,596
-It's Wednesday.
-Mm.

1414
01:03:29,731 --> 01:03:32,698
Your prosthetic therapy
is in half an hour.

1415
01:03:34,808 --> 01:03:36,611
-Okay?
-Yeah, hon, no.

1416
01:03:36,746 --> 01:03:39,573
I-I don't think I can do that.

1417
01:03:39,709 --> 01:03:41,615
Okay, fine. If-if you're
gonna cancel again,

1418
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:42,948
how about you make the call?

1419
01:03:43,084 --> 01:03:44,611
'Cause they don't buy my lies,

1420
01:03:44,747 --> 01:03:46,350
-and I'm sick of doing it.
-You know what?

1421
01:03:46,485 --> 01:03:47,785
-Can you just give me a minute?
-Mom, we got to go.

1422
01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,581
We got to drive there

1423
01:03:49,717 --> 01:03:51,288
-and-and get you in the car.
-Rachel.

1424
01:03:51,423 --> 01:03:53,124
-And it's gonna take a second.
-Rach.

1425
01:03:53,259 --> 01:03:55,992
Rach, please,
just give me a minute.

1426
01:03:56,127 --> 01:03:59,032
All right, fine. Just hurry up.

1427
01:03:59,863 --> 01:04:01,298
(sighs)

1428
01:04:03,806 --> 01:04:05,538
-(knocking)
-(groans)

1429
01:04:05,673 --> 01:04:07,700
Give me a minute.

1430
01:04:10,112 --> 01:04:13,343
-(knocking)
-I said give me a minute!

1431
01:04:14,812 --> 01:04:16,317
(sighs)

1432
01:04:16,452 --> 01:04:18,447
(knocking)

1433
01:04:22,149 --> 01:04:23,324
Rachel.

1434
01:04:23,459 --> 01:04:25,652
Goddamn it, I...

1435
01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:31,933
Dinner's ready.

1436
01:04:34,866 --> 01:04:37,070
♪ ♪

1437
01:04:42,776 --> 01:04:45,573
(breathing deeply)

1438
01:04:52,016 --> 01:04:54,054
(sighs softly)

1439
01:04:57,592 --> 01:04:59,290
(groans softly)

1440
01:05:00,828 --> 01:05:04,064
(takes deep breath)

1441
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,070
(exhales slowly)

1442
01:05:14,136 --> 01:05:15,669
(grunts softly)

1443
01:05:16,577 --> 01:05:17,903
(grunts)

1444
01:05:18,038 --> 01:05:19,243
RACHEL: It's geometry,
and I told him...

1445
01:05:19,378 --> 01:05:20,772
MIKE:
Oh, I'm good at geometry.

1446
01:05:20,908 --> 01:05:22,612
RACHEL:
I hate it. There's no point.

1447
01:05:22,748 --> 01:05:24,349
I don't understand
when I'm gonna use any of it.

1448
01:05:24,484 --> 01:05:25,887
And I told that to him.
I was like, "I don't..."

1449
01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:27,246
MIKE:
Oh, you don't use it ever.

1450
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,048
The thing about it is...

1451
01:05:29,183 --> 01:05:30,718
Why do I want to learn that
if I'm not gonna use it?

1452
01:05:30,853 --> 01:05:31,993
-It's, like, problem solving.
-CLAIRE: Hey.

1453
01:05:33,961 --> 01:05:35,821
What happened to therapy?

1454
01:05:37,731 --> 01:05:39,761
Are you serious?

1455
01:05:39,897 --> 01:05:42,232
I mean, that was... that was
four hours ago, and you...

1456
01:05:42,367 --> 01:05:43,863
You know what, I'm-I'm not...

1457
01:05:43,998 --> 01:05:45,531
-I'm done.
-MIKE: Oh, honey, grab a seat.

1458
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:48,141
-Come here. Come on.
-(sighs)

1459
01:05:53,044 --> 01:05:54,642
Come on, babe.

1460
01:05:56,251 --> 01:05:58,081
We, uh, got screwed
on the mashed potatoes.

1461
01:05:58,216 --> 01:06:01,015
We got gravy, just no potatoes.

1462
01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:02,485
Anyway...

1463
01:06:03,687 --> 01:06:05,960
So, uh, I don't know,
maybe we take

1464
01:06:06,095 --> 01:06:08,491
a little road trip
down to Six Flags.

1465
01:06:08,626 --> 01:06:11,455
Get some, uh...
get some sunshine, you know?

1466
01:06:11,591 --> 01:06:12,967
A little adventure?

1467
01:06:13,102 --> 01:06:14,298
I'm gonna have
a little extra money,

1468
01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:16,763
seeing as I, uh,
may have got a job.

1469
01:06:18,298 --> 01:06:19,232
Yeah.

1470
01:06:19,368 --> 01:06:20,635
You guys remember Cliff?

1471
01:06:20,770 --> 01:06:22,903
You know, Sex Machine?
Does James Brown?

1472
01:06:23,039 --> 01:06:25,474
He says he might have some work
for me down at this Thai joint.

1473
01:06:25,610 --> 01:06:28,148
Uh, they just need
a host for karaoke,

1474
01:06:28,283 --> 01:06:32,020
but, uh, he thought
I could fill in for him.

1475
01:06:35,148 --> 01:06:38,026
So, you're gonna play
Neil Diamond songs?

1476
01:06:39,990 --> 01:06:41,692
Uh, no.

1477
01:06:41,827 --> 01:06:44,164
I mean, maybe a few, but
it's more of a hosting thing.

1478
01:06:44,299 --> 01:06:46,294
Getting other people singing,
you know?

1479
01:06:46,430 --> 01:06:48,469
-DANA: Yeah.
-Karaoke.

1480
01:06:49,438 --> 01:06:50,996
You know, it's only temporary.
It's, uh...

1481
01:06:51,131 --> 01:06:52,970
you know, until your mother
and me can, uh...

1482
01:06:53,105 --> 01:06:54,669
Get back on our feet?

1483
01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,581
DR. DAVE:
<i> How are things going at home?</i>

1484
01:07:07,182 --> 01:07:08,414
Not.

1485
01:07:08,549 --> 01:07:10,089
DR. DAVE:
Hmm.

1486
01:07:10,225 --> 01:07:12,216
I know the band
has other gigs, but, uh,

1487
01:07:12,352 --> 01:07:15,329
maybe you and Claire can still
use that karaoke machine.

1488
01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,692
(sighs)

1489
01:07:17,827 --> 01:07:19,860
It's not about
the instrumentation.

1490
01:07:19,995 --> 01:07:22,796
It's just, she won't
get up out of bed.

1491
01:07:22,931 --> 01:07:26,672
It's these drugs she's on,
and...

1492
01:07:26,807 --> 01:07:29,005
her mind, it...

1493
01:07:29,141 --> 01:07:31,202
Now, what does a duo do

1494
01:07:31,338 --> 01:07:34,544
if one doesn't want to do
what the other's doing?

1495
01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:44,719
I believe in you, Mike.

1496
01:07:45,728 --> 01:07:47,859
I always have.

1497
01:07:47,994 --> 01:07:49,724
Now, open up here.

1498
01:07:49,859 --> 01:07:51,364
RANEE:
<i> Do you sing anything current?</i>

1499
01:07:51,499 --> 01:07:54,327
Anything contemporary pop
or just dad rock stuff?

1500
01:07:54,462 --> 01:07:56,095
Dad rock? Like...

1501
01:07:56,231 --> 01:07:59,204
She means like, you know,
Skynyrd, Creedence, Steely Dan.

1502
01:07:59,339 --> 01:08:00,700
-That type of thing.
-Oh, yeah.

1503
01:08:00,836 --> 01:08:02,242
I rock with those guys.
Yeah, I mean...

1504
01:08:02,378 --> 01:08:04,137
Sorry, are you saying
you don't want me

1505
01:08:04,273 --> 01:08:06,106
-to sing those songs or...
-RANEE: I'm not saying not to.

1506
01:08:06,241 --> 01:08:08,078
I just want to hear Aaliyah and
Alanis every once in a while.

1507
01:08:08,213 --> 01:08:10,443
Yeah, Monica, Mariah.

1508
01:08:10,578 --> 01:08:12,452
See, the thing is, uh,

1509
01:08:12,587 --> 01:08:15,050
I got more of a specified act,
like Sex Machine here.

1510
01:08:15,185 --> 01:08:18,187
I mean, past year, I'm known
for singing Neil Diamond music.

1511
01:08:18,323 --> 01:08:20,619
But he can sing any music.

1512
01:08:20,754 --> 01:08:24,132
Luther Vandross, Usher, Jodeci.

1513
01:08:25,228 --> 01:08:26,292
(speaking Thai)

1514
01:08:26,427 --> 01:08:27,635
...Neil Diamond?

1515
01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:30,204
(Dao speaking Thai)

1516
01:08:33,104 --> 01:08:35,508
Ah. "Soolaimon"?

1517
01:08:36,311 --> 01:08:38,108
"Soolaimon"?
You know "Soolaimon"?

1518
01:08:38,244 --> 01:08:39,441
Nobody knows "Soolaimon."

1519
01:08:39,576 --> 01:08:40,838
They only know
"Sweet Caroline."

1520
01:08:40,973 --> 01:08:44,113
"America," "Cracklin' Rosie."

1521
01:08:44,249 --> 01:08:46,079
You sing "Play Me"?

1522
01:08:46,215 --> 01:08:47,784
Anytime.

1523
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,587
Ah. Ah.

1524
01:08:51,891 --> 01:08:53,491
Ah.

1525
01:08:54,888 --> 01:08:56,756
(speaking Thai)
...Neil Diamond.

1526
01:08:56,892 --> 01:08:59,497
You do know
who Jodeci is, right?

1527
01:09:08,908 --> 01:09:10,574
Hmm.

1528
01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:15,942
You can do your Neil Diamond
thing on Wednesday nights,

1529
01:09:16,077 --> 01:09:18,577
host karaoke Friday,
Saturday and Sunday.

1530
01:09:18,713 --> 01:09:20,015
SEX MACHINE:
Yeah.

1531
01:09:20,150 --> 01:09:21,418
Boom.

1532
01:09:21,554 --> 01:09:23,448
Brown, Brown,
Brown, Brown, Brown.

1533
01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:25,252
Head of family.

1534
01:09:25,387 --> 01:09:27,162
Yeah, yeah.

1535
01:09:27,961 --> 01:09:29,496
All right.

1536
01:09:29,631 --> 01:09:31,493
Name something that people
shake before they use it.

1537
01:09:31,629 --> 01:09:33,125
-(buzzer beeping)
-Yes, sir?

1538
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:35,764
(TV broadcast continues
indistinctly in distance)

1539
01:09:42,975 --> 01:09:45,037
(sighs)

1540
01:09:52,612 --> 01:09:54,651
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

1541
01:09:57,155 --> 01:09:59,392
(phone ringing)

1542
01:10:02,962 --> 01:10:04,661
Claire?

1543
01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:10,832
-(phone continues ringing)
-(TV continues)

1544
01:10:12,265 --> 01:10:15,333
-(liquid pouring in sink)
-Claire? Claire?

1545
01:10:15,469 --> 01:10:17,404
RICHARD DAWSON (over TV):
Tell me something that men do

1546
01:10:17,539 --> 01:10:18,971
better than women.

1547
01:10:19,107 --> 01:10:22,243
-(phone continues ringing)
-(TV continues)

1548
01:10:22,378 --> 01:10:24,082
As you were.

1549
01:10:24,217 --> 01:10:25,549
Oh, hey, Sister Anne.

1550
01:10:25,685 --> 01:10:28,084
Uh, no, this is Lightning,
her husband.

1551
01:10:28,219 --> 01:10:29,884
I mean Mike.

1552
01:10:31,155 --> 01:10:33,257
Uh...

1553
01:10:33,392 --> 01:10:35,225
Okay, yeah. No, sure. Tomorrow?

1554
01:10:35,361 --> 01:10:37,192
We... No, we can be there.

1555
01:10:37,328 --> 01:10:38,591
Uh, all right.

1556
01:10:38,727 --> 01:10:40,631
You have a good day, too.

1557
01:10:41,902 --> 01:10:43,633
Uh...

1558
01:10:43,769 --> 01:10:46,566
Why didn't you pick up
the phone?

1559
01:10:46,702 --> 01:10:48,769
Uh, that was Sister Anne.

1560
01:10:48,904 --> 01:10:51,402
She, uh...
she wants us to come in

1561
01:10:51,537 --> 01:10:55,250
for some kind of parent-teacher
thing tomorrow for Dana.

1562
01:10:56,518 --> 01:10:59,111
All right, I got to get ready
to go out.

1563
01:11:01,287 --> 01:11:02,719
Where are you going?

1564
01:11:02,854 --> 01:11:05,590
Uh, I got my night gig
at the Thai joint.

1565
01:11:05,725 --> 01:11:08,329
Been doing it for weeks now,
you space cadet.

1566
01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:11,895
Yeah.

1567
01:11:12,031 --> 01:11:13,865
I, uh...

1568
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,395
I see the way you look at those
girls in the crowd, you know?

1569
01:11:18,331 --> 01:11:20,398
How they look back at you.
I'm not a fool.

1570
01:11:20,533 --> 01:11:22,872
Oh, yeah? You think I got
a little piece on the side

1571
01:11:23,007 --> 01:11:24,811
'cause I'm so young
and wealthy? Huh?

1572
01:11:24,946 --> 01:11:28,713
I used to think it was so cute
the way you'd take the scarf

1573
01:11:28,849 --> 01:11:31,475
and put it around
all those hussies and kiss 'em.

1574
01:11:32,245 --> 01:11:33,782
The scarf was a bit.
You know that.

1575
01:11:33,918 --> 01:11:35,981
Yeah, for Elvis,
not for Neil Diamond.

1576
01:11:36,117 --> 01:11:38,722
You just wanted
to kiss them, Mike.

1577
01:11:39,787 --> 01:11:41,494
You know, I really wish

1578
01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:43,596
these medications
would make up their mind.

1579
01:11:43,731 --> 01:11:45,828
Are you gonna be, like,
loopy and not give a shit,

1580
01:11:45,963 --> 01:11:47,433
or are you gonna be angry
and paranoid?

1581
01:11:47,569 --> 01:11:48,962
You know what?
My mom was right about you.

1582
01:11:49,098 --> 01:11:50,967
You're just a selfish
son of a bitch.

1583
01:11:51,103 --> 01:11:53,469
So why don't you go find
yourself a new girlfriend

1584
01:11:53,604 --> 01:11:55,300
and give her a new nickname!

1585
01:11:55,436 --> 01:11:56,808
You think you're the only one
that's hurting?

1586
01:11:56,943 --> 01:11:59,813
-Every day, I think about
the big adios.
-Oh.

1587
01:11:59,948 --> 01:12:01,814
Every day!

1588
01:12:01,950 --> 01:12:03,974
-But I'm here trying! I'm here!
-(objects clattering)

1589
01:12:04,110 --> 01:12:06,220
You want to throw shit at me?

1590
01:12:06,355 --> 01:12:08,980
You ought to throw
something else!

1591
01:12:09,115 --> 01:12:10,984
-Goddamn it!
-(door slams)

1592
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,526
-(breathing heavily)
-(Claire sobbing)

1593
01:12:18,996 --> 01:12:22,337
("I Am... I Said"
karaoke track playing)

1594
01:12:27,476 --> 01:12:29,143
♪ Did you ever read
about a frog ♪

1595
01:12:29,278 --> 01:12:31,874
♪ Who dreamed of being a king ♪

1596
01:12:33,941 --> 01:12:36,208
♪ And then became one? ♪

1597
01:12:37,744 --> 01:12:40,812
♪ Well, except for the names
and a few other changes ♪

1598
01:12:40,948 --> 01:12:43,050
♪ If you talk about me ♪

1599
01:12:44,151 --> 01:12:46,493
♪ The story is the same one ♪

1600
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:52,560
SOMECHAI: ♪ But I got
an emptiness deep inside... ♪

1601
01:12:52,696 --> 01:12:54,364
Oh, sorry. We're closed.

1602
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,167
Oh. That's my-my dad.

1603
01:12:57,303 --> 01:12:58,931
Ah, Lightning?

1604
01:12:59,067 --> 01:13:01,370
It's my mother's birthday.

1605
01:13:01,506 --> 01:13:03,042
She died of lung cancer.

1606
01:13:03,178 --> 01:13:05,042
Sad songs all night.

1607
01:13:05,177 --> 01:13:06,777
Right.

1608
01:13:09,011 --> 01:13:12,244
BOTH:
♪ "I am," I said ♪

1609
01:13:14,421 --> 01:13:17,590
♪ To no one there ♪

1610
01:13:19,185 --> 01:13:23,020
♪ And no one heard at all ♪

1611
01:13:23,155 --> 01:13:26,599
♪ Not even the chair ♪

1612
01:13:28,963 --> 01:13:32,165
♪ "I am," I cried ♪

1613
01:13:34,708 --> 01:13:37,610
SOMECHAI:
♪ "I am," said I. ♪

1614
01:13:50,619 --> 01:13:52,893
(song ends)

1615
01:13:53,029 --> 01:13:54,390
You know, I...

1616
01:13:54,526 --> 01:13:56,125
I talk to Rachel a lot.

1617
01:13:56,261 --> 01:13:57,665
Hmm.

1618
01:13:58,802 --> 01:14:03,262
Rachel says that you and Claire
have been fighting a lot more.

1619
01:14:04,874 --> 01:14:06,933
So...

1620
01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:08,909
-Are you drinking or...
-No.

1621
01:14:09,044 --> 01:14:12,936
I'm wondering if, uh, the ride
would be a little less bumpy

1622
01:14:13,072 --> 01:14:15,241
if I fell off the wagon.

1623
01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:19,081
-When was your last meeting?
-Angie, what are you doing?

1624
01:14:19,217 --> 01:14:21,588
You're my daughter.
You're not my sponsor.

1625
01:14:37,474 --> 01:14:39,473
Look, everybody tells me
to move on.

1626
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:40,965
I'm the guy
that looks like Neil.

1627
01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:42,343
"Why do you need Claire?"

1628
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:45,669
But they-they
just don't get it.

1629
01:14:45,805 --> 01:14:47,581
I...

1630
01:14:51,951 --> 01:14:56,216
I love her, and I'm...
I'm losing her.

1631
01:14:57,952 --> 01:14:59,785
(takes deep breath)

1632
01:14:59,921 --> 01:15:02,555
Listen, just... (sighs)

1633
01:15:02,690 --> 01:15:04,993
Dad...

1634
01:15:05,129 --> 01:15:07,359
would you just please
go to a meeting?

1635
01:15:08,168 --> 01:15:09,900
Please?

1636
01:15:12,007 --> 01:15:13,636
Mm.

1637
01:15:13,771 --> 01:15:16,038
(muffled jet engine roaring)

1638
01:15:35,592 --> 01:15:37,796
♪ ♪

1639
01:15:43,929 --> 01:15:46,068
Mike?

1640
01:15:55,051 --> 01:15:57,244
♪ ♪

1641
01:16:14,934 --> 01:16:17,462
(faintly):
Ladies and gentlemen.

1642
01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:29,276
(applause)

1643
01:16:34,714 --> 01:16:37,790
(intro to Patsy Cline's
"Sweet Dreams" playing)

1644
01:16:40,185 --> 01:16:44,758
♪ Sweet dreams ♪

1645
01:16:44,893 --> 01:16:47,932
♪ Of you ♪

1646
01:16:48,897 --> 01:16:53,734
♪ Every night ♪

1647
01:16:53,869 --> 01:16:59,339
♪ I go through ♪

1648
01:17:01,650 --> 01:17:07,355
♪ Why can't I forget you ♪

1649
01:17:07,490 --> 01:17:13,121
♪ And start my life anew ♪

1650
01:17:13,256 --> 01:17:18,594
♪ Instead of having
sweet dreams ♪

1651
01:17:18,730 --> 01:17:23,363
♪ About you? ♪

1652
01:17:24,933 --> 01:17:30,309
♪ Sweet dreams ♪

1653
01:17:30,444 --> 01:17:33,446
♪ Of you ♪

1654
01:17:33,581 --> 01:17:35,641
MIKE:
Claire. Honey.

1655
01:17:35,777 --> 01:17:37,113
Claire.

1656
01:17:37,949 --> 01:17:39,519
Claire, come on. Come on down.

1657
01:17:39,654 --> 01:17:41,518
-Mike.
-Come on, let's go.

1658
01:17:41,654 --> 01:17:43,348
♪ Come true ♪

1659
01:17:43,484 --> 01:17:46,254
-Claire.
-Mike, don't do this.

1660
01:17:46,389 --> 01:17:48,157
-Mike, you're embarrassing me.
-No, no.

1661
01:17:48,292 --> 01:17:50,026
-I am not stopping.
-This is not your show.

1662
01:17:50,161 --> 01:17:51,589
-No.
-This is... You're confused.

1663
01:17:51,724 --> 01:17:53,160
-This is embarrassing.
-Come on. Come on, baby.

1664
01:17:53,296 --> 01:17:55,130
Mike, I would never
do this to you.

1665
01:17:55,265 --> 01:17:56,837
-You're scaring everybody.
-No, no.

1666
01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:58,363
And you're gonna get
yourself hurt. Let's go.

1667
01:17:58,498 --> 01:18:00,005
-Mike, no.
-Let's go. Go.

1668
01:18:00,140 --> 01:18:02,366
-I am not going any... Mike.
-Come on. Come on!

1669
01:18:02,501 --> 01:18:04,410
-(grunts)
-(song stops)

1670
01:18:04,545 --> 01:18:05,641
(vehicle approaching)

1671
01:18:05,776 --> 01:18:07,478
CLAIRE:
No.

1672
01:18:07,613 --> 01:18:09,378
-No, no.
-Mom?

1673
01:18:09,514 --> 01:18:11,182
CLAIRE: What are you doing?
What are you all doing up here?

1674
01:18:11,318 --> 01:18:13,153
-It's okay. It's okay.
-What about the show?

1675
01:18:13,289 --> 01:18:14,578
-She's just tired. It's okay.
-RACHEL: Okay, we just...

1676
01:18:14,714 --> 01:18:15,820
Mom, we just are trying
to help you, Mom.

1677
01:18:15,956 --> 01:18:17,716
-CLAIRE: No, no.
-Okay? We just...

1678
01:18:17,852 --> 01:18:19,183
No, this is my show.
I'm up here. I'm up here, Mike!

1679
01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:20,428
Okay, come on. Let's go.

1680
01:18:20,563 --> 01:18:21,994
I'm not going to stop the show!

1681
01:18:22,129 --> 01:18:23,664
-Come on, let's go.
-Don't touch me.

1682
01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:25,161
You're not even
supposed to be up here.

1683
01:18:25,297 --> 01:18:27,627
-(sobbing): Stop it, Mike!
-Baby, come here.

1684
01:18:27,763 --> 01:18:30,531
-Stop it. This is my show.
-Baby, come here. Come here.

1685
01:18:30,667 --> 01:18:33,197
-CLAIRE: This is my show!
-It's okay. It's okay.

1686
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,008
Mike's got it, okay?

1687
01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:37,208
-(sobbing): Help me.
-RACHEL: He'll figure it out.

1688
01:18:37,344 --> 01:18:40,379
-It's all right. It's okay.
-DANA (crying): Mom.

1689
01:18:40,515 --> 01:18:42,750
(indistinct chatter)

1690
01:18:44,349 --> 01:18:46,244
NURSE: There's a 72-hour
observation period

1691
01:18:46,379 --> 01:18:47,988
for all voluntary patients.

1692
01:18:48,124 --> 01:18:50,420
A mental health professional
will assess her condition

1693
01:18:50,555 --> 01:18:53,651
and determine the course of
treatment and length of stay.

1694
01:18:53,787 --> 01:18:55,753
And if you could just fill out
the medication

1695
01:18:55,888 --> 01:18:57,397
she's currently taking
or anything she'll need

1696
01:18:57,533 --> 01:18:59,195
over the next three weeks.

1697
01:19:01,995 --> 01:19:03,562
I...

1698
01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:06,396
I know I'm a...
I'm a stranger to you,

1699
01:19:06,532 --> 01:19:09,073
but what I could really use...

1700
01:19:11,710 --> 01:19:13,609
...right now is...

1701
01:19:13,744 --> 01:19:16,408
is for you to just tell me I'm
doing the right thing for...

1702
01:19:16,543 --> 01:19:18,577
(breath trembles)
...for her.

1703
01:19:20,384 --> 01:19:22,955
We're gonna take
really good care of her,

1704
01:19:23,090 --> 01:19:25,793
make sure she gets
what she needs, okay?

1705
01:19:35,865 --> 01:19:37,937
You okay?

1706
01:19:41,607 --> 01:19:42,934
Yeah, yeah.

1707
01:19:43,069 --> 01:19:44,277
Yeah.

1708
01:19:44,412 --> 01:19:45,738
(chuckles)

1709
01:19:45,874 --> 01:19:47,540
(grunts)

1710
01:19:48,443 --> 01:19:50,977
(softly):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

1711
01:19:51,112 --> 01:19:53,051
(Claire sniffles)

1712
01:19:53,951 --> 01:19:56,485
(smacks lips) Oh, Mike.

1713
01:19:56,620 --> 01:19:58,749
I don't think we've been apart
more than a day

1714
01:19:58,884 --> 01:20:01,653
since we've been married.
(inhales)

1715
01:20:02,629 --> 01:20:04,998
It's okay.

1716
01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:09,127
-(softly): Okay. Okay.
-It's okay.

1717
01:20:09,263 --> 01:20:12,372
(takes deep breath)

1718
01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:14,600
CLAIRE:
Okay.

1719
01:20:17,346 --> 01:20:18,670
Thank you.

1720
01:20:20,579 --> 01:20:21,848
(sighs)

1721
01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:23,844
("O Holy Night" by Neil Diamond
playing)

1722
01:20:23,979 --> 01:20:26,210
(sniffs, sighs)

1723
01:20:26,346 --> 01:20:28,345
Right through there.

1724
01:20:28,481 --> 01:20:30,781
(Claire breathing deeply)

1725
01:20:36,327 --> 01:20:39,998
NEIL DIAMOND:
♪ O holy night ♪

1726
01:20:40,133 --> 01:20:45,164
♪ The stars are
brightly shining ♪

1727
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,666
♪ It is the night ♪

1728
01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:51,973
♪ Of our dear Savior's
birth... ♪

1729
01:20:52,109 --> 01:20:53,607
Hey. Um... (clears throat)

1730
01:20:53,742 --> 01:20:55,146
I was wondering if I could
speak to the manager

1731
01:20:55,281 --> 01:20:57,307
or the guy who, um...
who does the hiring.

1732
01:20:57,443 --> 01:20:59,048
My radiator is hissing.

1733
01:20:59,183 --> 01:21:00,547
I'm trying to get a job here.

1734
01:21:00,683 --> 01:21:02,253
Yeah, well, I'm trying
to get to my job.

1735
01:21:02,389 --> 01:21:04,221
Being that I'm the only one
that has one here.

1736
01:21:04,356 --> 01:21:07,026
Uh, listen, I-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. God.

1737
01:21:07,161 --> 01:21:09,657
-(groans)
-(distant train whistle blows)

1738
01:21:09,793 --> 01:21:11,690
(sighs)

1739
01:21:13,034 --> 01:21:15,401
-(hood latch clicks)
-All right.

1740
01:21:15,536 --> 01:21:16,832
Here you go.

1741
01:21:16,968 --> 01:21:18,763
Here you go. Hold this.

1742
01:21:20,365 --> 01:21:21,698
Just pour it in.

1743
01:21:21,834 --> 01:21:23,038
-But there's a leak.
-Yeah.

1744
01:21:23,174 --> 01:21:25,541
It'll fix it. Just do it.

1745
01:21:25,676 --> 01:21:27,838
It's got, uh, like,
little metal particles in it

1746
01:21:27,974 --> 01:21:29,676
that, uh, heat up
while the car is running.

1747
01:21:29,811 --> 01:21:32,577
And then it melts into
the leak, welds it closed.

1748
01:21:32,712 --> 01:21:35,718
-Slow, slow, slow.
-Yeah. (sniffs)

1749
01:21:35,853 --> 01:21:37,420
I get it.

1750
01:21:37,556 --> 01:21:39,088
There's people in this world
that get new shit,

1751
01:21:39,223 --> 01:21:41,419
and then there's people like us

1752
01:21:41,555 --> 01:21:44,930
just patching up broken shit.

1753
01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:47,258
I... I know this
has been hard for you.

1754
01:21:47,394 --> 01:21:48,925
Somewhere along the way,

1755
01:21:49,061 --> 01:21:51,763
I got put in charge
of everyone's problems.

1756
01:21:51,898 --> 01:21:55,365
I worry about my mother.
I worry about Dana.

1757
01:21:55,500 --> 01:21:56,901
(scoffs, sniffles)

1758
01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:59,243
Every time you touch
your chest, I worry about you.

1759
01:21:59,379 --> 01:22:00,905
I don't want you worrying,
and trust me,

1760
01:22:01,040 --> 01:22:02,273
this thing with your mother
is gonna get better.

1761
01:22:02,408 --> 01:22:04,116
I'm pregnant.

1762
01:22:05,515 --> 01:22:07,552
(Rachel takes deep,
shaky breath)

1763
01:22:07,687 --> 01:22:09,323
Oh. Okay.

1764
01:22:09,458 --> 01:22:12,082
Uh... uh, when?

1765
01:22:12,218 --> 01:22:14,218
Like...

1766
01:22:14,353 --> 01:22:15,791
four months ago.

1767
01:22:15,926 --> 01:22:17,490
Four months?

1768
01:22:17,626 --> 01:22:19,226
Oh, my God.
How did we miss this?

1769
01:22:19,362 --> 01:22:20,925
Because you're all crazy.

1770
01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:22,998
I mean, I'm-I'm huge.
How can you not see?

1771
01:22:23,134 --> 01:22:24,731
We all put on some pounds.

1772
01:22:24,866 --> 01:22:27,232
I just thought it was
a family phase. It's...

1773
01:22:27,368 --> 01:22:29,042
Uh, here. Give me that.

1774
01:22:29,812 --> 01:22:31,907
Uh, is it the guy you were...

1775
01:22:32,042 --> 01:22:34,240
No, that's over.

1776
01:22:34,376 --> 01:22:36,250
He can't be counted on.

1777
01:22:36,385 --> 01:22:37,952
And...

1778
01:22:39,219 --> 01:22:41,783
(crying):
I guess neither can I.

1779
01:22:42,619 --> 01:22:45,091
-Aw, baby. Baby, baby.
-(crying continues)

1780
01:22:48,190 --> 01:22:49,923
(Rachel sniffles)

1781
01:22:50,058 --> 01:22:51,832
Okay.

1782
01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:54,493
So we got this thing
in the Marines.

1783
01:22:54,628 --> 01:22:56,168
It's called a SMEAC, all right?

1784
01:22:56,303 --> 01:22:59,464
Stands for "situation,"
"mission," "execution,"

1785
01:22:59,599 --> 01:23:01,636
"administration" and "command."

1786
01:23:01,771 --> 01:23:04,234
It's a way to break down
a problem real simple.

1787
01:23:04,369 --> 01:23:05,573
Okay.

1788
01:23:06,409 --> 01:23:08,148
So, what's the situation?

1789
01:23:08,951 --> 01:23:10,947
-I'm knocked up.
-Okay. Okay.

1790
01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:12,643
So, what's the mission?

1791
01:23:12,778 --> 01:23:14,681
What do you want
to do about it?

1792
01:23:16,282 --> 01:23:19,353
I want to give it to a couple
that wants to have a baby.

1793
01:23:19,488 --> 01:23:21,118
Okay, so that's the mission.

1794
01:23:21,254 --> 01:23:24,164
Okay. Now you got to execute.
You got to have the kid.

1795
01:23:24,299 --> 01:23:26,492
I already called the
Adoption Information Center,

1796
01:23:26,627 --> 01:23:28,663
and there's a potential couple

1797
01:23:28,798 --> 01:23:31,470
that could assist
in medical bills and all that.

1798
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:33,838
Okay, so you already took care
of the "A" for administration.

1799
01:23:33,974 --> 01:23:35,405
That just leaves command.

1800
01:23:35,541 --> 01:23:37,072
So, who do you want to be
in charge of all this,

1801
01:23:37,207 --> 01:23:39,310
you know, helping you?

1802
01:23:44,182 --> 01:23:46,317
(voice shaking):
My mom.

1803
01:23:56,190 --> 01:23:58,395
(sighs)

1804
01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,304
Whenever Mike would run off
to his AA meetings, I...

1805
01:24:09,144 --> 01:24:11,540
I was always
pretty ugly about it.

1806
01:24:15,174 --> 01:24:18,112
Like, why can't you just
deal with your problems

1807
01:24:18,248 --> 01:24:20,417
without all the talking?

1808
01:24:24,550 --> 01:24:25,883
Mike can talk.

1809
01:24:26,019 --> 01:24:28,425
And I can talk, too,
and I talk a lot.

1810
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:31,425
Sometimes I talk so much
I don't even know

1811
01:24:31,561 --> 01:24:34,233
what I'm saying half the time.

1812
01:24:37,271 --> 01:24:38,969
Yeah, and the thoughts,
they just, like,

1813
01:24:39,104 --> 01:24:41,598
go around in my head.

1814
01:24:41,734 --> 01:24:44,241
Spin around all the time.

1815
01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:46,608
That's where
the singing helped.

1816
01:24:47,710 --> 01:24:50,082
And something happened
when I...

1817
01:24:50,218 --> 01:24:53,120
would sing Patsy Cline songs,
like...

1818
01:24:59,585 --> 01:25:02,124
Like, I'd...

1819
01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:04,560
just disappear, you know?

1820
01:25:05,591 --> 01:25:07,431
In the music.

1821
01:25:08,735 --> 01:25:10,066
Yeah.

1822
01:25:10,201 --> 01:25:13,298
Yeah, I'd just...

1823
01:25:13,433 --> 01:25:15,406
disappear.

1824
01:25:19,372 --> 01:25:20,904
Yeah.

1825
01:25:21,040 --> 01:25:22,745
I mean, the accident
took my leg,

1826
01:25:22,881 --> 01:25:26,015
but I shouldn't have let it
take my singing away.

1827
01:25:26,150 --> 01:25:27,752
That's mine.

1828
01:25:27,887 --> 01:25:29,816
All mine.

1829
01:25:30,925 --> 01:25:33,852
(jet engine whirring)

1830
01:25:33,988 --> 01:25:36,757
(jet engine continues
whirring louder)

1831
01:25:44,071 --> 01:25:46,338
(whirring fades in distance)

1832
01:25:50,976 --> 01:25:52,307
Good night, Mom.

1833
01:25:52,442 --> 01:25:53,904
Mm, good night, sweetheart.

1834
01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:56,348
-Love you.
-Okay. Love you, too.

1835
01:25:58,449 --> 01:26:00,777
MIKE:
Good night, kiddo.

1836
01:26:00,913 --> 01:26:02,481
-Love you.
-DANA: Love you.

1837
01:26:02,617 --> 01:26:04,521
-Good night.
-Night.

1838
01:26:08,161 --> 01:26:10,428
(dog barking in distance)

1839
01:26:11,991 --> 01:26:14,300
I made a pot of coffee.
You want some?

1840
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,028
No, thank you.

1841
01:26:24,771 --> 01:26:26,207
You want to watch a show?

1842
01:26:26,342 --> 01:26:27,471
I don't know.

1843
01:26:27,607 --> 01:26:29,579
Unless you do.

1844
01:26:30,447 --> 01:26:32,646
When do you go back to work?

1845
01:26:32,782 --> 01:26:35,354
I start back
at the shop tomorrow.

1846
01:26:36,189 --> 01:26:37,554
Well, what about karaoke?

1847
01:26:37,689 --> 01:26:40,150
Claire, we-we just got home.
I'm tired.

1848
01:26:40,285 --> 01:26:42,086
I-I'm just asking
a question, Mike.

1849
01:26:42,221 --> 01:26:44,025
No, no, you're getting ready
to argue.

1850
01:26:44,161 --> 01:26:46,332
And, you know, I just
don't know what's okay to say

1851
01:26:46,467 --> 01:26:48,529
and not to say
since you went to that place.

1852
01:26:48,664 --> 01:26:50,001
Well, if you have
any questions,

1853
01:26:50,137 --> 01:26:52,571
I can answer them for you.

1854
01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:54,038
I...

1855
01:26:54,174 --> 01:26:55,904
I didn't get a lobotomy.

1856
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:57,400
Not yet.

1857
01:26:57,536 --> 01:26:59,576
Well...

1858
01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:06,052
Well, I'm not doing
the karaoke thing

1859
01:27:06,187 --> 01:27:09,718
'cause, uh, I'm, uh...

1860
01:27:09,853 --> 01:27:11,749
well, I'm not doing
Lightning anymore.

1861
01:27:11,885 --> 01:27:13,854
That's o... that's over.

1862
01:27:21,336 --> 01:27:23,732
(choking up):
Lightning is, uh...

1863
01:27:23,868 --> 01:27:25,934
It's just nothing without you.
It's...

1864
01:27:26,070 --> 01:27:29,102
If you're not gonna be there
with me, I got no...

1865
01:27:29,238 --> 01:27:30,603
I got...

1866
01:27:30,738 --> 01:27:33,537
I got no song to sing. I got...

1867
01:27:33,673 --> 01:27:35,572
I got nothing.

1868
01:27:35,707 --> 01:27:37,148
♪ ♪

1869
01:27:37,284 --> 01:27:39,550
(quietly):
Honey. Oh, Mike.

1870
01:27:40,782 --> 01:27:42,812
-It's okay.
-(sobbing)

1871
01:27:42,948 --> 01:27:45,556
Oh, honey. Breathe, honey.

1872
01:27:48,589 --> 01:27:50,891
(sighs) I-I...

1873
01:27:51,027 --> 01:27:52,958
I've been doing
a lot of talking, you know,

1874
01:27:53,093 --> 01:27:55,292
-like you do at your meetings.
-Yeah.

1875
01:27:55,427 --> 01:27:58,262
And I've been figuring
things out in my head.

1876
01:27:58,397 --> 01:28:01,231
I think that the struggle
with my prosthetic...

1877
01:28:01,366 --> 01:28:04,476
I think it was more
in my head than my leg.

1878
01:28:06,346 --> 01:28:11,241
I felt hurt and-and-and ugly.

1879
01:28:12,249 --> 01:28:13,915
(Mike sniffles)

1880
01:28:14,050 --> 01:28:16,988
And, like, I had all this anger
inside of me and fear,

1881
01:28:17,124 --> 01:28:19,293
and it just cracked.

1882
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:25,463
Now, look,
the folks at the hospital,

1883
01:28:25,599 --> 01:28:28,301
they talk about having
an emotional catharsis.

1884
01:28:28,437 --> 01:28:31,498
It's like where you let
everything go

1885
01:28:31,633 --> 01:28:34,005
and just move forward.

1886
01:28:34,141 --> 01:28:36,132
(Mike takes deep breath)

1887
01:28:36,268 --> 01:28:38,677
I don't think
I've had that yet,

1888
01:28:38,812 --> 01:28:41,674
'cause everything still feels
very scary for me.

1889
01:28:41,809 --> 01:28:44,648
You know, walking and standing.

1890
01:28:46,084 --> 01:28:47,719
Singing.

1891
01:28:48,589 --> 01:28:52,282
But maybe if you're
there with me...

1892
01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:57,089
...I can have that catharsis.

1893
01:29:01,128 --> 01:29:03,198
("Holly Holy"
karaoke track playing)

1894
01:29:03,333 --> 01:29:05,537
(sniffles) Okay.

1895
01:29:10,310 --> 01:29:13,469
♪ Holly holy... ♪

1896
01:29:13,605 --> 01:29:16,282
Thank y'all for coming out here
tonight to Charm Thai.

1897
01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:18,684
Uh, we got a great night
here for you,

1898
01:29:18,819 --> 01:29:20,817
and don't forget, we, uh...
we do karaoke night

1899
01:29:20,952 --> 01:29:22,687
on Friday night,
Saturday night, Sunday night.

1900
01:29:22,822 --> 01:29:24,553
I've seen you here.
It's a lot of fun.

1901
01:29:24,688 --> 01:29:26,052
And, uh, well, there's also

1902
01:29:26,188 --> 01:29:27,425
the all-you-can-eat buffet
Monday to Friday.

1903
01:29:27,561 --> 01:29:30,261
But, uh, tonight
I got something, uh...

1904
01:29:30,397 --> 01:29:32,031
Wow, we got something special.

1905
01:29:32,166 --> 01:29:33,561
My name is Lightning.

1906
01:29:33,696 --> 01:29:36,227
This is my lovely wife Thunder.

1907
01:29:36,362 --> 01:29:39,766
And tonight,
we're gonna sing for you.

1908
01:29:39,901 --> 01:29:42,706
BOTH:
♪ Holly holy ♪

1909
01:29:45,411 --> 01:29:52,386
♪ Holly holy dream ♪

1910
01:29:54,717 --> 01:30:00,817
♪ Wanting only you ♪

1911
01:30:00,952 --> 01:30:02,825
He's good.

1912
01:30:05,365 --> 01:30:07,560
♪ And she comes ♪

1913
01:30:07,696 --> 01:30:09,664
♪ And I run ♪

1914
01:30:09,799 --> 01:30:13,506
♪ Just like the wind will ♪

1915
01:30:14,835 --> 01:30:17,939
♪ Holly holy ♪

1916
01:30:20,010 --> 01:30:23,076
-♪<i> Sing</i> ♪
-♪ Sing a song ♪

1917
01:30:23,909 --> 01:30:25,414
♪<i> Sing</i> ♪

1918
01:30:25,550 --> 01:30:28,712
♪ Sing a song of songs ♪

1919
01:30:29,448 --> 01:30:32,889
-♪<i> Sing</i> ♪
-♪ Sing it out ♪

1920
01:30:33,025 --> 01:30:35,756
-♪ Sing it strong ♪
-♪<i> Sing, sing</i> ♪

1921
01:30:35,891 --> 01:30:39,631
♪<i> Sing, sing, yeah...</i> ♪

1922
01:30:41,025 --> 01:30:42,800
Nice. Nice, baby.

1923
01:30:42,935 --> 01:30:46,666
You're doing great.
You're doing great.

1924
01:30:46,801 --> 01:30:48,333
(bicycle bell jingles)

1925
01:30:48,468 --> 01:30:51,406
♪ Call the sun
in the dead of the night ♪

1926
01:30:51,542 --> 01:30:53,310
-♪<i> Call the sun</i> ♪
-♪ And the sun's gonna rise ♪

1927
01:30:53,446 --> 01:30:54,609
♪ In the sky... ♪

1928
01:30:54,744 --> 01:30:56,750
-Does it hurt?
-Yeah.

1929
01:30:56,885 --> 01:30:58,309
Okay.

1930
01:30:58,445 --> 01:31:00,610
♪ Touch a man
who can't walk upright ♪

1931
01:31:00,746 --> 01:31:02,782
-♪<i> Touch a man</i> ♪
-♪ And that lame man ♪

1932
01:31:02,917 --> 01:31:04,458
♪ He's gonna fly ♪

1933
01:31:05,360 --> 01:31:06,987
-Why don't we stop?
-Okay.

1934
01:31:07,123 --> 01:31:08,823
-We stop?
-No, let's keep going.

1935
01:31:08,959 --> 01:31:10,926
-You sure?
-One more block. Yep.

1936
01:31:11,061 --> 01:31:15,629
-♪ And I fly ♪
-♪<i> Fly</i> ♪

1937
01:31:15,765 --> 01:31:21,805
♪ Holly holy love ♪

1938
01:31:24,412 --> 01:31:31,375
♪ Take the lonely child ♪

1939
01:31:35,255 --> 01:31:37,655
♪ And the seed ♪

1940
01:31:37,790 --> 01:31:43,728
♪ Let it be filled
with tomorrow ♪

1941
01:31:44,925 --> 01:31:48,759
♪ Holly holy ♪

1942
01:31:49,595 --> 01:31:51,164
-♪<i> Sing</i> ♪
-The words of Neil Diamond

1943
01:31:51,299 --> 01:31:54,568
bid you to make
a beautiful noise, Charm Thai.

1944
01:31:54,703 --> 01:31:56,401
♪<i> Sing</i> ♪

1945
01:31:56,536 --> 01:31:57,869
-Are you ready to sing?
-(scattered applause, cheering)

1946
01:31:58,004 --> 01:31:59,037
Are you ready to sing?

1947
01:31:59,173 --> 01:32:00,346
-Yes!
-♪<i> Sing</i> ♪

1948
01:32:00,481 --> 01:32:02,144
-Are you ready to sing?
-Yes!

1949
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:03,616
Come on!

1950
01:32:03,751 --> 01:32:05,018
-♪ Sing a song ♪
-♪<i> Sing</i> ♪

1951
01:32:05,153 --> 01:32:06,719
♪<i> Sing</i> ♪

1952
01:32:06,855 --> 01:32:07,782
-♪<i> Sing, sing</i> ♪
-Clap your hands with me.

1953
01:32:07,917 --> 01:32:10,480
-Come on!
-♪ Yeah ♪

1954
01:32:13,259 --> 01:32:14,489
♪ Yeah ♪

1955
01:32:14,625 --> 01:32:17,721
Somechai, take the mic.

1956
01:32:18,690 --> 01:32:20,865
♪ Call the sun
in the dead of the night ♪

1957
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:22,368
-♪ Call the sun ♪
-♪ And the sun ♪

1958
01:32:22,503 --> 01:32:24,861
♪ Gonna rise in the sky ♪

1959
01:32:24,996 --> 01:32:27,530
(laughing)

1960
01:32:27,666 --> 01:32:30,370
♪ Touch a man
who can't walk upright ♪

1961
01:32:30,506 --> 01:32:32,705
-♪<i> Touch a man</i> ♪
-♪ And that lame man ♪

1962
01:32:32,840 --> 01:32:35,374
♪ He gonna fly ♪

1963
01:32:35,509 --> 01:32:39,553
-♪ And I fly, yeah ♪
-♪<i> Fly</i> ♪

1964
01:32:39,688 --> 01:32:45,290
-♪ And I fly ♪
-♪<i> Fly</i> ♪

1965
01:32:45,426 --> 01:32:52,225
♪ Holly holy dream ♪

1966
01:32:54,864 --> 01:33:01,201
♪ Dream of only you ♪

1967
01:33:04,236 --> 01:33:10,749
♪ Holly holy sun ♪

1968
01:33:13,487 --> 01:33:20,451
♪ Holly holy rain ♪

1969
01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:29,394
♪ Holly holy love. ♪

1970
01:33:39,609 --> 01:33:41,575
(song ends)

1971
01:33:41,710 --> 01:33:43,980
(birds chirping)

1972
01:34:01,501 --> 01:34:04,396
(jet engine blaring)

1973
01:34:12,103 --> 01:34:14,010
(Claire screams)

1974
01:34:16,310 --> 01:34:17,975
Claire.
Babe, baby, you all right?

1975
01:34:18,111 --> 01:34:19,616
(breathing shakily)

1976
01:34:19,751 --> 01:34:22,852
(grunts unsteadily, sniffs)

1977
01:34:22,988 --> 01:34:24,950
I... I-I don't know
what happened.

1978
01:34:25,086 --> 01:34:26,792
I just... I lost control.

1979
01:34:29,891 --> 01:34:32,732
(Claire laughing)

1980
01:34:34,799 --> 01:34:36,993
I-I hope you're ok...

1981
01:34:37,128 --> 01:34:39,200
(laughing)

1982
01:34:46,104 --> 01:34:48,072
I... I...

1983
01:34:48,208 --> 01:34:50,642
I-I mean, don't you see?

1984
01:34:51,779 --> 01:34:55,887
(laughing): Lightning can
strike the same place twice.

1985
01:35:00,021 --> 01:35:01,585
(sighing):
Oh. Oh.

1986
01:35:01,720 --> 01:35:04,186
It's-it's okay.
I just... (laughs)

1987
01:35:04,322 --> 01:35:07,129
(beeping, whirring)

1988
01:35:07,965 --> 01:35:10,132
CLAIRE:
Look. All this music.

1989
01:35:10,998 --> 01:35:12,228
All this life.

1990
01:35:12,364 --> 01:35:13,570
And here's my accident.

1991
01:35:13,706 --> 01:35:15,399
-Mm-hmm.
-And then...

1992
01:35:15,534 --> 01:35:17,300
-nothing.
-MIKE: I see. I see.

1993
01:35:17,436 --> 01:35:18,710
What-what are you getting at?

1994
01:35:18,845 --> 01:35:20,370
I want these boxes
filled up again.

1995
01:35:20,505 --> 01:35:23,508
Bad things happen
over and over.

1996
01:35:23,643 --> 01:35:26,376
And I just want to sing,
and I want to shine

1997
01:35:26,511 --> 01:35:28,250
before another car
runs into me.

1998
01:35:28,385 --> 01:35:30,088
(laughing):
The car's not gonna run in...

1999
01:35:30,224 --> 01:35:31,419
Oh, God, it's like
they're aiming for me, Mike.

2000
01:35:31,555 --> 01:35:32,885
Come on.

2001
01:35:33,021 --> 01:35:35,223
I am not afraid anymore.

2002
01:35:36,993 --> 01:35:39,260
I want to be Thunder again.

2003
01:35:40,268 --> 01:35:42,736
♪ ♪

2004
01:35:45,406 --> 01:35:47,897
I know, I know...

2005
01:35:49,100 --> 01:35:52,375
I've been a little out of it
and I'm a little rusty,

2006
01:35:52,510 --> 01:35:56,873
but I'm here to be mom again
and a wife and a partner.

2007
01:35:57,009 --> 01:36:00,110
So, you know, what have I
missed these last few months?

2008
01:36:00,246 --> 01:36:02,085
What do I need to know?

2009
01:36:04,724 --> 01:36:06,423
You want to tell her or me?

2010
01:36:06,558 --> 01:36:09,422
(band playing intro to Neil
Diamond's "I'm a Believer")

2011
01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:13,424
And then slight stretch...

2012
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:15,095
MIKE:
♪ I thought love was ♪

2013
01:36:15,230 --> 01:36:18,432
♪ Only true in fairy tales ♪

2014
01:36:19,435 --> 01:36:23,738
♪ Meant for someone else
but not for me ♪

2015
01:36:23,873 --> 01:36:25,306
(Rachel chuckling)

2016
01:36:25,442 --> 01:36:27,075
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ Love was out to get me ♪

2017
01:36:27,211 --> 01:36:28,813
CLAIRE:
♪ Na-na-na, na-na... ♪

2018
01:36:28,949 --> 01:36:30,709
-Hi.
-NEIGHBOR: Morning, Claire.

2019
01:36:30,845 --> 01:36:35,581
MIKE: ♪ Disappointment haunted
all my dreams... ♪

2020
01:36:35,717 --> 01:36:39,957
-One, two, three, four, five.
-(Rachel straining)

2021
01:36:40,093 --> 01:36:42,351
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, he's coming.

2022
01:36:42,487 --> 01:36:44,495
♪ Not a trace... ♪

2023
01:36:44,630 --> 01:36:47,525
-Hi. Aw.
-Hi.

2024
01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:49,325
-♪ I'm in love ♪
-(quiet chatter)

2025
01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:50,970
CLAIRE:
♪ Mmm ♪

2026
01:36:51,105 --> 01:36:52,664
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ And I'm a believer ♪

2027
01:36:52,799 --> 01:36:56,139
♪ I couldn't leave her
if I tried ♪

2028
01:36:57,803 --> 01:36:59,677
-MIKE: Hey!
-(others whooping, hollering)

2029
01:36:59,812 --> 01:37:03,311
(indistinct, lively chatter)

2030
01:37:07,278 --> 01:37:09,515
(laughter)

2031
01:37:09,651 --> 01:37:11,018
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ Love was out to get me ♪

2032
01:37:11,154 --> 01:37:12,617
CLAIRE:
♪ Do-da, da-da ♪

2033
01:37:12,753 --> 01:37:13,823
MIKE:
♪ That's the way it seemed ♪

2034
01:37:13,959 --> 01:37:15,588
CLAIRE:
♪ Do-da, da-da ♪

2035
01:37:15,723 --> 01:37:17,661
MIKE: ♪ Disappointment haunted
all my dreams ♪

2036
01:37:17,797 --> 01:37:19,492
(lively, excited chatter)

2037
01:37:20,327 --> 01:37:23,130
♪ Then I saw her face ♪

2038
01:37:23,265 --> 01:37:25,938
♪ Now I'm a believer ♪

2039
01:37:26,773 --> 01:37:28,870
♪ And not a trace ♪

2040
01:37:29,006 --> 01:37:31,003
♪ Of doubt in my mind ♪

2041
01:37:31,906 --> 01:37:34,639
-MIKE: ♪ I'm in love ♪
-CLAIRE: ♪ Mmm ♪

2042
01:37:34,774 --> 01:37:36,345
MIKE:
♪ And I'm a believer ♪

2043
01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:39,219
♪ I couldn't leave her
if I tried ♪

2044
01:37:39,354 --> 01:37:41,185
(cheering)

2045
01:37:41,321 --> 01:37:44,186
We're here today
joined by two local legends

2046
01:37:44,322 --> 01:37:47,024
staging the comeback
of their careers.

2047
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,888
The universe sent two cars
to kill me,

2048
01:37:49,023 --> 01:37:51,891
uh, but I'm still standing,
even if it's on one leg.

2049
01:37:52,026 --> 01:37:53,327
(both laugh)

2050
01:37:53,462 --> 01:37:55,558
-♪ I'm in love ♪
-♪ Mmm ♪

2051
01:37:55,693 --> 01:37:57,399
♪ And I'm a believer ♪

2052
01:37:57,534 --> 01:38:01,039
♪ I couldn't leave her
if I tried. ♪

2053
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:03,676
Yes!

2054
01:38:03,811 --> 01:38:05,410
-(cheering)
-(song ends)

2055
01:38:05,545 --> 01:38:08,211
I am a believer!

2056
01:38:12,049 --> 01:38:13,479
MARK:
Mike, Claire,

2057
01:38:13,615 --> 01:38:15,153
I want you to meet
my friend Buddy Holmes.

2058
01:38:15,288 --> 01:38:16,818
-Hey.
-He's event coordinator
here at the Ritz.

2059
01:38:16,953 --> 01:38:18,154
-Hi.
-Buddy.

2060
01:38:18,289 --> 01:38:19,918
-Thank you both for coming.
-Claire.

2061
01:38:20,053 --> 01:38:21,924
You've been getting a lot
of press with your comeback.

2062
01:38:22,059 --> 01:38:23,823
Yeah, we never really left.

2063
01:38:23,958 --> 01:38:27,893
That's why I wanted to talk
to you about playing here.

2064
01:38:28,028 --> 01:38:29,430
Uh...

2065
01:38:29,565 --> 01:38:31,232
Oh, are we gonna open
for Pearl Jam again?

2066
01:38:31,368 --> 01:38:33,238
BUDDY:
No, you'd be the headliner.

2067
01:38:33,374 --> 01:38:35,741
It'd be on a Wednesday night
three weeks from now.

2068
01:38:35,877 --> 01:38:37,206
That'll give us
just enough time

2069
01:38:37,342 --> 01:38:39,101
to get the word out,
sell some tickets.

2070
01:38:39,237 --> 01:38:41,005
Uh, sorry, you expect us to
fill this place on a Wednesday?

2071
01:38:41,140 --> 01:38:42,981
Oh, we'll make it work, Mike.
We'll make it work.

2072
01:38:43,116 --> 01:38:44,411
We know what you mean
to Milwaukee.

2073
01:38:44,546 --> 01:38:45,950
MIKE:
Hey, dreaming it is one thing,

2074
01:38:46,086 --> 01:38:47,248
but, you know,
we're not fools, Buddy.

2075
01:38:47,383 --> 01:38:49,111
MARK:
Mike, don't you know

2076
01:38:49,247 --> 01:38:51,650
what's happening in three weeks
on a Wednesday night?

2077
01:38:54,360 --> 01:38:56,560
-What? What? What's happening?
-Neil Diamond.

2078
01:38:56,696 --> 01:38:58,562
Neil Diamond.

2079
01:38:58,697 --> 01:39:01,758
He's playing a sold-out show
at the Wisconsin Center Arena.

2080
01:39:01,893 --> 01:39:03,292
We want to be
the counterprogramming

2081
01:39:03,428 --> 01:39:04,594
to that event.

2082
01:39:04,730 --> 01:39:06,604
Those who can't see
Neil Diamond

2083
01:39:06,740 --> 01:39:08,568
see the next best thing.

2084
01:39:08,703 --> 01:39:11,307
Could we just take a second?
One moment.

2085
01:39:15,381 --> 01:39:17,308
Babe, I don't know
if we're ready for this.

2086
01:39:17,443 --> 01:39:19,143
-Oh.
-I mean...

2087
01:39:19,278 --> 01:39:21,218
I think you are.

2088
01:39:22,523 --> 01:39:24,320
I know I am.

2089
01:39:27,451 --> 01:39:29,655
(Mike sighs)

2090
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:33,791
We're gonna need a choir.

2091
01:39:34,894 --> 01:39:36,432
("Forever in Blue Jeans"
instrumental playing)

2092
01:39:36,567 --> 01:39:38,895
Sex Machine is the
choir director at his church.

2093
01:39:39,030 --> 01:39:40,300
Great, and timpani.
You know, the big drums?

2094
01:39:40,435 --> 01:39:42,140
What would you need
timpani for?

2095
01:39:42,275 --> 01:39:43,840
(scoffs)
I'll get the timpani, Mike.

2096
01:39:43,976 --> 01:39:45,639
I'll get the timpani.

2097
01:39:45,775 --> 01:39:48,344
Especially because
we're opening with "Soolaimon."

2098
01:39:50,276 --> 01:39:52,148
"Solomon"?

2099
01:39:52,283 --> 01:39:54,515
TOM and DR. DAVE:
"Soolaimon."

2100
01:39:57,589 --> 01:39:59,618
Okay, so remember
Rachel's gonna pick us up,

2101
01:39:59,754 --> 01:40:01,456
but I think I want to go
with Johnny to get

2102
01:40:01,592 --> 01:40:03,189
-a head start on my hair.
-Are you nervous?

2103
01:40:03,325 --> 01:40:04,956
No, actually, I'm not.

2104
01:40:05,092 --> 01:40:07,326
But maybe I will right before
the show. What about you?

2105
01:40:07,462 --> 01:40:08,864
I just hope people come, babe.

2106
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:10,132
(vehicle doors closing)

2107
01:40:10,267 --> 01:40:11,532
-DR. DAVE: Hey.
-TOM: Mike!

2108
01:40:11,667 --> 01:40:12,329
-Oh, hey.
-DR. DAVE: Go ahead. You talk.

2109
01:40:12,464 --> 01:40:15,339
Okay, okay, okay.

2110
01:40:15,474 --> 01:40:19,204
I know the event coordinator
at the Wisconsin Center.

2111
01:40:19,340 --> 01:40:21,107
He was at your wedding.

2112
01:40:21,242 --> 01:40:22,442
You know, big guy.

2113
01:40:22,578 --> 01:40:24,381
-He had a big red beard.
-Good Lord.

2114
01:40:24,517 --> 01:40:27,548
Mike, you are going to meet
Neil Diamond tonight.

2115
01:40:27,683 --> 01:40:29,719
-I-I was gonna get to that.
-(Claire gasps)

2116
01:40:29,854 --> 01:40:30,889
Oh, my God.

2117
01:40:31,024 --> 01:40:32,154
-What do you mean?
-What?

2118
01:40:32,290 --> 01:40:33,719
He's gonna meet the two of you

2119
01:40:33,854 --> 01:40:36,720
at Lake Front Frozen Custard
after the show.

2120
01:40:36,855 --> 01:40:38,731
He's gonna drop in
with his bus.

2121
01:40:38,867 --> 01:40:40,163
He loves their frozen custard.

2122
01:40:40,299 --> 01:40:41,490
What are you gonna say
to him, Dad?

2123
01:40:41,626 --> 01:40:43,394
Hopefully nothing dumb.

2124
01:40:43,530 --> 01:40:44,961
Oh, no, don't be silly.

2125
01:40:45,096 --> 01:40:47,034
It's just two musicians
after their show.

2126
01:40:47,170 --> 01:40:49,509
Uh, both sold-out shows.

2127
01:40:49,644 --> 01:40:51,077
We're sold out?

2128
01:40:51,212 --> 01:40:52,578
-It sold out? Sold out?
-DR. DAVE: Sold out.

2129
01:40:52,713 --> 01:40:53,876
Yeah, we sold out.

2130
01:40:54,011 --> 01:40:56,516
(excited laughter)

2131
01:40:56,651 --> 01:40:57,874
Now I'm nervous.

2132
01:40:58,010 --> 01:40:59,282
DR. DAVE:
This is a huge win for you.

2133
01:40:59,417 --> 01:41:00,844
You earned this, Mike.
You earned it.

2134
01:41:00,979 --> 01:41:02,253
(crying):
He did. I'm so happy.

2135
01:41:02,388 --> 01:41:04,053
-Are you crying?
-I'm just so happy.

2136
01:41:04,188 --> 01:41:05,586
Are you crying? I love you.

2137
01:41:05,721 --> 01:41:07,055
-I'm so happy for you.
-Come here.

2138
01:41:07,190 --> 01:41:08,853
I'm so happy, too.

2139
01:41:08,988 --> 01:41:10,793
All right, get out of here.
Go, go, go.

2140
01:41:10,929 --> 01:41:12,362
-We'll see you over there.
-I'll-I'll see you there.

2141
01:41:12,497 --> 01:41:13,691
-I'm going with Rachel.
-Congratulations.

2142
01:41:13,827 --> 01:41:15,133
-Okay. Okay.
-This is gonna be great.

2143
01:41:15,269 --> 01:41:16,464
DR. DAVE: Come on,
we've got things to do.

2144
01:41:16,599 --> 01:41:18,160
-TOM: Why do you do that?
-Oh, my...

2145
01:41:18,295 --> 01:41:19,332
(Dr. Dave and Tom continue
chatting indistinctly)

2146
01:41:19,467 --> 01:41:20,699
MIKE:
<i> Mr. Diamond...</i>

2147
01:41:20,835 --> 01:41:23,574
Or Neil. Can I...
Can I call you Neil?

2148
01:41:23,709 --> 01:41:26,704
You know, there's a certain way
that you sing "touching."

2149
01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:28,411
I mean, you must know
what I mean.

2150
01:41:28,547 --> 01:41:30,674
Of course you know
what I mean. It's you.

2151
01:41:30,810 --> 01:41:34,718
♪ Touching me, touching you. ♪

2152
01:41:34,853 --> 01:41:37,954
It's so good. I mean, it's just
a small thing, but, like...

2153
01:41:38,090 --> 01:41:39,952
♪ Touching... ♪ (gasps)

2154
01:41:40,088 --> 01:41:41,754
Oh!

2155
01:41:42,687 --> 01:41:45,692
(weak, gasping breaths)

2156
01:41:51,738 --> 01:41:54,232
(groaning)

2157
01:41:54,367 --> 01:41:56,571
♪ ♪

2158
01:42:01,642 --> 01:42:05,250
(breathing heavily, grunting)

2159
01:42:06,085 --> 01:42:07,912
(panting):
Okay.

2160
01:42:11,219 --> 01:42:12,752
(hisses in pain)

2161
01:42:16,487 --> 01:42:17,620
Papa?

2162
01:42:17,756 --> 01:42:19,456
I'm getting dressed.

2163
01:42:20,392 --> 01:42:22,759
Uh, Angelina had some friends
she wanted to bring tonight,

2164
01:42:22,894 --> 01:42:25,235
but I guess it's sold out.

2165
01:42:25,371 --> 01:42:27,272
MIKE:
Uh, yeah, no, no. We, uh...

2166
01:42:28,470 --> 01:42:30,669
We've got that handled.

2167
01:42:30,804 --> 01:42:33,311
(groans)
Hey, I'm going to, uh...

2168
01:42:33,446 --> 01:42:35,841
I'm gonna meet Neil Diamond
tonight.

2169
01:42:36,643 --> 01:42:38,617
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

2170
01:42:38,753 --> 01:42:40,483
Wow. (laughs)

2171
01:42:40,618 --> 01:42:43,950
First, Eddie Vedder,
and now Neil Diamond.

2172
01:42:44,085 --> 01:42:47,186
You think you could hook me up
with Christian Slater?

2173
01:42:47,321 --> 01:42:49,594
(chuckles)

2174
01:42:49,729 --> 01:42:51,197
Papa?

2175
01:42:51,996 --> 01:42:53,490
(knocking)

2176
01:42:53,626 --> 01:42:55,800
Papa, you all right?

2177
01:42:55,935 --> 01:42:57,632
I'm huge, baby.

2178
01:42:58,367 --> 01:43:00,063
(indistinct chatter)

2179
01:43:02,300 --> 01:43:05,475
(musicians playing scales,
tuning instruments)

2180
01:43:11,214 --> 01:43:13,043
(inhales sharply)

2181
01:43:15,283 --> 01:43:16,380
Hey, Dad.

2182
01:43:16,516 --> 01:43:18,353
Hey, darling.

2183
01:43:18,489 --> 01:43:21,051
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.

2184
01:43:21,186 --> 01:43:23,229
Oh, I wouldn't miss this.
(chuckles)

2185
01:43:23,364 --> 01:43:24,990
MIKE: Grandma.
Hey, uh, just to warn you,

2186
01:43:25,125 --> 01:43:27,366
the seats we got reserved
are right up front.

2187
01:43:27,501 --> 01:43:29,867
-It may get loud.
-I'm half deaf anyway,

2188
01:43:30,002 --> 01:43:31,634
so I'll be fine.

2189
01:43:32,504 --> 01:43:34,332
Have a great show tonight,
Mike.

2190
01:43:34,467 --> 01:43:36,508
-Thanks.
-Okay, Lightning,
five minutes. Five minutes!

2191
01:43:36,644 --> 01:43:38,706
-Places, everybody, places!
-MIKE: Ooh, five minutes. Okay.

2192
01:43:38,841 --> 01:43:40,672
-All right.
-Hey. Wait, give me a kiss.

2193
01:43:40,807 --> 01:43:42,081
-Give me a kiss.
-Oh, all right.

2194
01:43:42,217 --> 01:43:43,577
So, any last-minute
words of advice

2195
01:43:43,712 --> 01:43:45,381
or encouragement
from my two girls?

2196
01:43:45,517 --> 01:43:48,214
Yeah.
Play "Sweet Caroline," okay?

2197
01:43:48,349 --> 01:43:50,016
(chuckles)

2198
01:43:50,152 --> 01:43:51,814
(sighs)

2199
01:43:51,949 --> 01:43:54,084
You two always know what to do.

2200
01:43:59,730 --> 01:44:01,397
You're not afraid
of the lift at all?

2201
01:44:01,532 --> 01:44:03,398
Oh, no, I just
got to stand there.

2202
01:44:03,533 --> 01:44:04,902
-CLAIRE: Okay.
-MIKE: Okay.

2203
01:44:05,037 --> 01:44:06,866
CLAIRE:
Mm.

2204
01:44:08,105 --> 01:44:09,638
Hey, Claire.

2205
01:44:12,606 --> 01:44:14,304
I can't thank Neil

2206
01:44:14,440 --> 01:44:16,876
'cause every thank-you I got
belongs to you, doll.

2207
01:44:19,416 --> 01:44:21,212
You're my<i> August Night,</i>

2208
01:44:21,348 --> 01:44:22,950
you're my "September Morn,"
you're my "Heartlight,"

2209
01:44:23,085 --> 01:44:25,922
and you're my
"Cracklin' Rosie," you got me?

2210
01:44:26,057 --> 01:44:28,261
♪ ♪

2211
01:44:35,267 --> 01:44:37,270
I'll see you onstage.

2212
01:44:43,736 --> 01:44:46,070
(takes deep breath)

2213
01:44:47,781 --> 01:44:49,480
(groans)

2214
01:44:58,089 --> 01:45:00,124
(crowd cheering)

2215
01:45:00,259 --> 01:45:03,323
(band playing upbeat intro)

2216
01:45:03,459 --> 01:45:06,123
(cheering and applause)

2217
01:45:12,130 --> 01:45:14,936
-(whooping)
-(excited chatter)

2218
01:45:15,072 --> 01:45:16,440
Huh!

2219
01:45:16,575 --> 01:45:18,806
-♪ I woke up this morning ♪
-Yeah!

2220
01:45:18,941 --> 01:45:20,873
♪ And the sun
was shining bright ♪

2221
01:45:21,008 --> 01:45:23,841
♪ I said,
I woke up this morning ♪

2222
01:45:23,976 --> 01:45:24,984
-Yeah!
-♪ And the sun ♪

2223
01:45:25,119 --> 01:45:26,115
♪ Was shining bright ♪

2224
01:45:26,251 --> 01:45:27,916
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

2225
01:45:28,052 --> 01:45:30,085
♪ I called the weatherman,
I said, "Weatherman ♪

2226
01:45:30,220 --> 01:45:34,291
♪ "How can there be no rain
when all I see and hear is ♪

2227
01:45:34,426 --> 01:45:37,161
♪ Lightning & Thunder?" ♪

2228
01:45:37,297 --> 01:45:39,690
(playing intro to "Soolaimon")

2229
01:45:39,826 --> 01:45:41,429
-Yes!
-Cue back light.

2230
01:45:41,564 --> 01:45:43,199
Cue back light. Reel it in.

2231
01:45:43,335 --> 01:45:45,470
There you go. Bring it up.

2232
01:45:50,076 --> 01:45:52,708
(cheering swells)

2233
01:45:55,478 --> 01:45:57,680
Good evening, Milwaukee!

2234
01:45:59,347 --> 01:46:01,013
Go, Mom!

2235
01:46:05,216 --> 01:46:08,522
CLAIRE:
Welcome to those who yearn

2236
01:46:08,658 --> 01:46:12,559
to dance in the glow of glory.

2237
01:46:12,695 --> 01:46:16,358
Our friends, our fans, family,

2238
01:46:16,493 --> 01:46:19,101
those who could not get
Neil Diamond tickets.

2239
01:46:19,236 --> 01:46:21,499
(cheering)

2240
01:46:21,634 --> 01:46:23,035
Stand by.

2241
01:46:24,135 --> 01:46:26,604
CLAIRE:
Because tonight, we make

2242
01:46:26,740 --> 01:46:29,573
our own beautiful noise.

2243
01:46:29,709 --> 01:46:31,846
Cue the lift.

2244
01:46:39,850 --> 01:46:42,857
(cheering)

2245
01:46:45,790 --> 01:46:46,590
Yes, Dad!

2246
01:46:46,726 --> 01:46:48,225
Cue the fans.

2247
01:46:49,665 --> 01:46:53,362
♪ Come here, come say ♪

2248
01:46:55,470 --> 01:46:58,939
♪ Ride ♪

2249
01:47:00,344 --> 01:47:02,646
♪ On the night ♪

2250
01:47:04,911 --> 01:47:08,949
♪ Sun become day ♪

2251
01:47:12,718 --> 01:47:16,088
♪ Day ♪

2252
01:47:17,297 --> 01:47:20,059
♪ Shall provide ♪

2253
01:47:25,734 --> 01:47:29,164
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

2254
01:47:29,300 --> 01:47:33,474
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

2255
01:47:33,610 --> 01:47:37,546
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

2256
01:47:37,682 --> 01:47:41,449
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

2257
01:47:41,585 --> 01:47:44,454
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

2258
01:47:44,590 --> 01:47:49,286
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

2259
01:47:51,355 --> 01:47:55,597
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪

2260
01:47:55,732 --> 01:47:59,634
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪

2261
01:47:59,769 --> 01:48:03,168
♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪

2262
01:48:03,303 --> 01:48:07,202
♪ On to my woman,
she dance for the sun ♪

2263
01:48:07,337 --> 01:48:10,307
♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪

2264
01:48:10,442 --> 01:48:15,320
♪ God of my night,
night, night ♪

2265
01:48:15,456 --> 01:48:18,651
♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪

2266
01:48:18,787 --> 01:48:22,017
♪ Taking me home ♪

2267
01:48:22,152 --> 01:48:24,497
♪ She callin' ♪

2268
01:48:28,125 --> 01:48:30,661
I love you, Milwaukee!

2269
01:48:30,796 --> 01:48:33,370
(cheering)

2270
01:48:33,505 --> 01:48:36,465
♪ Bring home my name ♪

2271
01:48:38,771 --> 01:48:42,515
♪ On ♪

2272
01:48:43,482 --> 01:48:45,980
♪ The wings of a flea ♪

2273
01:48:48,850 --> 01:48:52,954
♪ Wind in the plains ♪

2274
01:48:56,592 --> 01:49:01,132
♪ Dance ♪

2275
01:49:01,267 --> 01:49:03,800
♪ Once for me ♪

2276
01:49:09,871 --> 01:49:13,070
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

2277
01:49:13,206 --> 01:49:17,413
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

2278
01:49:17,549 --> 01:49:21,111
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

2279
01:49:21,247 --> 01:49:24,882
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

2280
01:49:25,018 --> 01:49:28,624
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪

2281
01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:32,688
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪

2282
01:49:33,524 --> 01:49:35,730
You know the words!
Let me hear you!

2283
01:49:35,866 --> 01:49:39,195
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪

2284
01:49:39,330 --> 01:49:43,034
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪

2285
01:49:43,169 --> 01:49:46,942
♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪

2286
01:49:47,077 --> 01:49:50,844
♪ On to my woman,
she dance for the sun ♪

2287
01:49:50,979 --> 01:49:54,751
♪ God of my day, day, day ♪

2288
01:49:54,886 --> 01:49:58,423
♪ Lord of my night,
night, night ♪

2289
01:49:58,559 --> 01:50:02,084
♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪

2290
01:50:02,220 --> 01:50:06,555
♪ Taking me home ♪

2291
01:50:21,045 --> 01:50:23,649
-(high-pitched ringing)
-(muffled cheering)

2292
01:50:25,979 --> 01:50:28,753
(breathing heavily)

2293
01:50:33,925 --> 01:50:36,992
(whispering):
Help me. Help me.

2294
01:50:39,929 --> 01:50:42,294
Help me, brothers and sisters,

2295
01:50:42,429 --> 01:50:45,502
and the itty-bitty children,
Black and white,

2296
01:50:45,637 --> 01:50:48,135
rich and poor, great and small.

2297
01:50:48,271 --> 01:50:50,339
All God's children, sing,
"Hallelujah!"

2298
01:50:50,474 --> 01:50:52,302
(cheering)

2299
01:50:52,438 --> 01:50:54,647
CLAIRE and CHOIR:
♪ Hallelujah ♪

2300
01:50:55,647 --> 01:50:59,008
♪ Halle, hallelujah ♪

2301
01:50:59,144 --> 01:51:01,247
♪ Hallelujah ♪

2302
01:51:03,248 --> 01:51:04,590
♪ Halle, hallelujah... ♪

2303
01:51:04,725 --> 01:51:06,417
And the good Lord
gave us two hands.

2304
01:51:06,552 --> 01:51:09,358
One hand for the giving,
one hand for the taking.

2305
01:51:09,493 --> 01:51:12,228
And when your brother is hungry
and he ain't got what to eat,

2306
01:51:12,364 --> 01:51:14,690
and when he is tired and he
ain't got no place to sleep,

2307
01:51:14,825 --> 01:51:18,165
and when his heart is aching
and it is full of pain,

2308
01:51:18,300 --> 01:51:19,800
who's gonna cry with him,
brothers?

2309
01:51:19,936 --> 01:51:21,333
Who's gonna cry with him?

2310
01:51:21,468 --> 01:51:23,206
You take your hand,
you put it out to him

2311
01:51:23,341 --> 01:51:27,043
and you say to him,
"That's what it's there for."

2312
01:51:27,812 --> 01:51:31,483
♪ Take my hand, sweet Lord ♪

2313
01:51:31,618 --> 01:51:35,046
♪ Walk with me this day ♪

2314
01:51:35,181 --> 01:51:38,214
♪ In my heart I know ♪

2315
01:51:38,349 --> 01:51:41,526
♪ I will never stray ♪

2316
01:51:41,662 --> 01:51:44,890
♪ Halle, halle, halle, halle ♪

2317
01:51:45,026 --> 01:51:48,831
♪ Halle, halle, halle ♪

2318
01:51:48,966 --> 01:51:50,529
♪ It's Love, Brother Love say ♪

2319
01:51:50,665 --> 01:51:54,168
♪ Brother Love's
Travelling Salvation Show ♪

2320
01:51:55,438 --> 01:51:59,074
♪ Pack up the babies
and grab the old ladies ♪

2321
01:51:59,209 --> 01:52:03,481
♪ And everyone goes,
everyone knows ♪

2322
01:52:03,617 --> 01:52:06,818
♪ Brother Love's show ♪

2323
01:52:10,953 --> 01:52:13,722
♪ God of my want ♪

2324
01:52:13,857 --> 01:52:17,428
♪ Oh, God of my want ♪

2325
01:52:17,564 --> 01:52:19,421
♪ Lord of my need ♪

2326
01:52:19,556 --> 01:52:23,896
♪ Hey, the Lord of my need ♪

2327
01:52:24,032 --> 01:52:30,903
♪ Taking me home ♪

2328
01:52:31,039 --> 01:52:38,047
♪ Take me home... ♪

2329
01:52:40,386 --> 01:52:41,781
(song ends)

2330
01:52:41,917 --> 01:52:43,921
(cheering and applause)

2331
01:52:44,056 --> 01:52:46,553
(band playing intro
to "Sweet Caroline")

2332
01:52:46,688 --> 01:52:48,123
Yeah!

2333
01:52:48,258 --> 01:52:51,691
-They're back. They're back.
-Yeah.

2334
01:52:51,826 --> 01:52:54,030
♪ ♪

2335
01:52:58,667 --> 01:53:00,771
Do you remember when we saw
Springsteen in-in East Troy?

2336
01:53:00,906 --> 01:53:02,435
(gasps)
Oh, my God, you saw Bruce?

2337
01:53:02,570 --> 01:53:04,102
-I love him so much.
-ANGELINA: Where was that?

2338
01:53:04,238 --> 01:53:05,400
-Where was that?
-MIKE: Uh,

2339
01:53:05,535 --> 01:53:06,775
Alpine Valley Music Theater.

2340
01:53:06,910 --> 01:53:08,438
You were a kid in grade school.

2341
01:53:08,574 --> 01:53:10,147
But he played
for like two extra hours

2342
01:53:10,283 --> 01:53:12,440
and everyone was freaking out
and dancing on the lawn.

2343
01:53:12,576 --> 01:53:13,781
That was this. That was this.

2344
01:53:13,916 --> 01:53:15,614
(laughs) Me and Bruce.

2345
01:53:15,750 --> 01:53:17,488
You know, I got to say--
and I don't mean any disrespect

2346
01:53:17,623 --> 01:53:19,423
to Mr. Eddie Vedder...

2347
01:53:19,559 --> 01:53:21,157
Uh-oh. Be careful, Mom.

2348
01:53:21,292 --> 01:53:24,663
I think tonight we were
just as big as Pearl Jam.

2349
01:53:24,798 --> 01:53:26,593
Well, it's a whole
nother crowd.

2350
01:53:26,729 --> 01:53:30,460
No, I got to say, our fans are
just as big and just as loud.

2351
01:53:30,595 --> 01:53:31,668
-Oh.
-(crowd clamoring nearby)

2352
01:53:31,804 --> 01:53:33,131
Word must have got out, Papa.

2353
01:53:33,266 --> 01:53:35,638
Oh, my God! (screams excitedly)

2354
01:53:35,774 --> 01:53:37,706
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪

2355
01:53:37,841 --> 01:53:40,010
(whooping, whistling)

2356
01:53:40,146 --> 01:53:45,610
♪ Good times never
seemed so good... ♪

2357
01:53:46,313 --> 01:53:48,419
Aw. Are you good?
Are you ready?

2358
01:53:48,554 --> 01:53:50,449
I'm huge, baby.

2359
01:53:51,651 --> 01:53:55,522
♪ To believe
they never would... ♪

2360
01:53:55,658 --> 01:53:57,024
Hi.

2361
01:53:57,159 --> 01:53:58,496
-(clamoring)
-CLAIRE: Hi.

2362
01:53:58,632 --> 01:54:00,130
TOM:
Claire. Claire.

2363
01:54:00,265 --> 01:54:01,931
Neil just finished his show.
He's on the bus.

2364
01:54:02,067 --> 01:54:03,632
-Oh, great.
-He's on his way.

2365
01:54:03,768 --> 01:54:05,202
Come on, Mike. Come on.

2366
01:54:05,338 --> 01:54:06,304
Come on.

2367
01:54:06,440 --> 01:54:08,170
Mike, come on.

2368
01:54:10,277 --> 01:54:11,668
Mike?

2369
01:54:12,642 --> 01:54:13,846
Mike.

2370
01:54:14,678 --> 01:54:15,809
Mike. Mike.

2371
01:54:15,944 --> 01:54:18,348
Mike. Mike. Mike.

2372
01:54:18,483 --> 01:54:19,583
Mike!

2373
01:54:19,718 --> 01:54:21,986
(song stops abruptly)

2374
01:54:30,628 --> 01:54:32,821
♪ ♪

2375
01:54:45,369 --> 01:54:47,242
This is hard.

2376
01:54:49,048 --> 01:54:52,349
I'm not good
at writing speeches.

2377
01:54:52,484 --> 01:54:54,411
But...

2378
01:54:54,546 --> 01:54:56,246
I guess I've never written one.

2379
01:54:56,382 --> 01:54:58,484
So it'll be perfect.

2380
01:55:02,160 --> 01:55:04,897
"You two always know
what to do."

2381
01:55:05,829 --> 01:55:07,528
(chuckles softly)

2382
01:55:08,365 --> 01:55:11,035
Why did he say that?
It's like...

2383
01:55:12,370 --> 01:55:15,072
I feel like I don't know
how to do anything.

2384
01:55:15,904 --> 01:55:17,701
(chuckles)

2385
01:55:18,671 --> 01:55:21,443
Except patch
a leaky car radiator.

2386
01:55:21,579 --> 01:55:22,974
(laughs)

2387
01:55:23,109 --> 01:55:25,313
(both laughing)

2388
01:55:26,717 --> 01:55:28,382
Come here.

2389
01:55:30,052 --> 01:55:32,251
(takes deep breath)

2390
01:55:32,386 --> 01:55:34,784
Maybe he wasn't wrong about us.

2391
01:55:35,958 --> 01:55:37,655
He wasn't.

2392
01:55:41,227 --> 01:55:42,660
(chuckles softly)

2393
01:55:51,107 --> 01:55:53,077
DANA:
You look nice.

2394
01:55:54,944 --> 01:55:56,980
Aw, thank you.

2395
01:55:57,115 --> 01:55:59,108
Sometimes I forget
about your leg.

2396
01:55:59,243 --> 01:56:00,480
Yeah.

2397
01:56:01,580 --> 01:56:03,989
Me, too,
and then I take a step.

2398
01:56:08,092 --> 01:56:09,655
You don't have to sing today.

2399
01:56:09,791 --> 01:56:11,460
Somebody else can do it
if it's too much for you.

2400
01:56:11,596 --> 01:56:12,888
I know.

2401
01:56:14,099 --> 01:56:16,798
But it's something
I have to do.

2402
01:56:16,933 --> 01:56:18,597
Not just for Mike.

2403
01:56:27,811 --> 01:56:30,015
♪ ♪

2404
01:56:33,751 --> 01:56:35,350
(clears throat)

2405
01:56:38,821 --> 01:56:40,850
Hi.

2406
01:56:42,690 --> 01:56:45,030
(voice breaking):
This is gonna be hard.

2407
01:56:46,491 --> 01:56:48,363
(takes deep breath)

2408
01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:53,929
Every time, um,
we would play a gig,

2409
01:56:54,064 --> 01:56:58,107
everyone wants to hear
"Sweet Caroline," and...

2410
01:56:58,243 --> 01:57:00,710
(laughing):
Mike would get so mad.

2411
01:57:00,845 --> 01:57:02,705
(guests laughing)

2412
01:57:02,841 --> 01:57:05,276
He believed there was
so much more

2413
01:57:05,412 --> 01:57:07,343
to Neil Diamond's music.

2414
01:57:07,479 --> 01:57:10,187
So many more songs.

2415
01:57:12,358 --> 01:57:16,655
And there was more to Mike
than being Lightning.

2416
01:57:19,293 --> 01:57:21,132
Uh, he was a soldier...

2417
01:57:23,835 --> 01:57:25,763
...a father...

2418
01:57:27,035 --> 01:57:28,865
...a friend.

2419
01:57:32,802 --> 01:57:35,113
He was the love of my life.

2420
01:57:40,177 --> 01:57:43,385
And really, I'm standing here
because of him.

2421
01:57:46,152 --> 01:57:47,917
So...

2422
01:57:49,222 --> 01:57:51,196
...in his honor,

2423
01:57:51,331 --> 01:57:53,258
I'm gonna get myself
together... (chuckles)

2424
01:57:53,393 --> 01:57:54,459
(guests laugh softly)

2425
01:57:54,594 --> 01:57:57,359
...and I'm gonna sing a song.

2426
01:57:58,228 --> 01:58:01,232
A Neil Diamond song
that's not as well-known

2427
01:58:01,368 --> 01:58:02,937
as "Sweet Caroline."

2428
01:58:03,073 --> 01:58:04,333
(takes deep breath)

2429
01:58:04,468 --> 01:58:06,606
But Mike...

2430
01:58:09,144 --> 01:58:11,039
It's beautiful.

2431
01:58:12,716 --> 01:58:15,879
(playing intro to
"I've Been This Way Before")

2432
01:58:25,856 --> 01:58:30,729
♪ I've seen the light ♪

2433
01:58:33,139 --> 01:58:37,472
♪ And I've seen the flame ♪

2434
01:58:39,407 --> 01:58:42,604
♪ And I've seen ♪

2435
01:58:42,740 --> 01:58:45,646
♪ Your eyes before ♪

2436
01:58:45,782 --> 01:58:50,749
♪ And I'm sure to see
your eyes again ♪

2437
01:58:52,221 --> 01:58:54,753
♪ Once again ♪

2438
01:58:59,264 --> 01:59:05,060
♪ For I've been released ♪

2439
01:59:06,436 --> 01:59:12,474
♪ And I've been regained ♪

2440
01:59:13,342 --> 01:59:16,572
♪ And I've sung ♪

2441
01:59:16,708 --> 01:59:19,613
♪ My song before ♪

2442
01:59:19,749 --> 01:59:25,256
♪ And I'm sure to sing
my song again ♪

2443
01:59:25,991 --> 01:59:29,722
♪ Once again ♪

2444
01:59:33,297 --> 01:59:37,125
♪ Some people got to laugh ♪

2445
01:59:40,337 --> 01:59:43,868
♪ Some people got to cry ♪

2446
01:59:47,110 --> 01:59:49,005
♪ Some people ♪

2447
01:59:50,182 --> 01:59:52,679
♪ Got to make it through ♪

2448
01:59:53,613 --> 01:59:57,413
♪ By never wondering ♪

2449
01:59:57,548 --> 02:00:00,552
♪ Why ♪

2450
02:00:00,687 --> 02:00:06,154
♪ And some people got to sing ♪

2451
02:00:07,298 --> 02:00:10,862
♪ And some people got to sigh ♪

2452
02:00:14,302 --> 02:00:17,303
♪ Some people ♪

2453
02:00:17,439 --> 02:00:20,339
♪ Never see the light ♪

2454
02:00:20,475 --> 02:00:24,012
♪ Until the day ♪

2455
02:00:24,147 --> 02:00:27,844
♪ They die ♪

2456
02:00:27,979 --> 02:00:32,851
♪ But I've been released ♪

2457
02:00:34,656 --> 02:00:39,957
♪ And I've been regained ♪

2458
02:00:41,397 --> 02:00:44,726
♪ And I've been ♪

2459
02:00:44,862 --> 02:00:47,767
♪ This way before ♪

2460
02:00:47,903 --> 02:00:54,207
♪ And I'm sure to be
this way again ♪

2461
02:00:54,343 --> 02:00:58,316
♪ Once again ♪

2462
02:01:00,416 --> 02:01:05,389
♪ One more time again ♪

2463
02:01:07,060 --> 02:01:11,956
♪ Just one more time. ♪

2464
02:01:22,336 --> 02:01:24,137
(song ends)

2465
02:01:24,272 --> 02:01:26,542
(birds chirping)

2466
02:01:32,743 --> 02:01:34,583
(wrench clicking)

2467
02:01:49,935 --> 02:01:51,996
(whirring)

2468
02:01:55,599 --> 02:01:58,142
-MIKE (on video): All right.
-(strumming guitar on video)

2469
02:01:58,277 --> 02:01:59,607
Dana, you all right?
You got it?

2470
02:01:59,743 --> 02:02:00,969
-DANA (on video): I got you.
-You sure?

2471
02:02:01,104 --> 02:02:02,212
-(Dana giggling)
-Are you sure?

2472
02:02:02,348 --> 02:02:03,712
-Positive.
-Are you positive?

2473
02:02:03,847 --> 02:02:05,679
-(chuckles) I'm positive.
-Have you got me?

2474
02:02:05,814 --> 02:02:07,176
-(Dana laughing)
-Have you got me, Dana?

2475
02:02:07,311 --> 02:02:08,982
-DANA: We got you.
-MIKE: I can see you.

2476
02:02:09,118 --> 02:02:10,849
-DANA: I can see you, too.
-MIKE: I got my eye on you.

2477
02:02:10,984 --> 02:02:12,020
DANA:
All right, we're rolling.

2478
02:02:12,155 --> 02:02:14,123
(Mike chuckling)

2479
02:02:14,259 --> 02:02:16,086
All right. Hey, everybody.

2480
02:02:16,221 --> 02:02:17,819
My name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.

2481
02:02:17,955 --> 02:02:19,361
-Uh...
-Hello, Mike.

2482
02:02:19,496 --> 02:02:21,089
Today is my 22nd
sober birthday,

2483
02:02:21,225 --> 02:02:23,025
but I can't be with you
here today

2484
02:02:23,161 --> 02:02:24,833
-because, uh...
-(burbling, beeping)

2485
02:02:24,969 --> 02:02:26,662
...well, we're getting ready
for our big comeback,

2486
02:02:26,798 --> 02:02:28,462
uh, Thunder and me,

2487
02:02:28,598 --> 02:02:30,701
and it's, uh...
it's real exciting and, uh...

2488
02:02:30,837 --> 02:02:32,100
You know what? Before I sing,

2489
02:02:32,235 --> 02:02:34,577
I just want to tell you
something.

2490
02:02:35,813 --> 02:02:38,706
We're all here doing
the best we can, right?

2491
02:02:38,841 --> 02:02:40,516
Very, very best.

2492
02:02:40,652 --> 02:02:42,816
And if we can just look out
for each other

2493
02:02:42,951 --> 02:02:45,219
and be strong
and above all be grateful,

2494
02:02:45,355 --> 02:02:46,820
maybe we can just...

2495
02:02:46,956 --> 02:02:48,424
I don't know,
we can turn things around,

2496
02:02:48,560 --> 02:02:50,190
we can make the world
a better place.

2497
02:02:50,325 --> 02:02:52,357
What do you say?

2498
02:02:52,492 --> 02:02:53,930
All right?

2499
02:02:54,065 --> 02:02:55,558
Anyway...

2500
02:02:55,693 --> 02:02:57,729
(strums guitar)

2501
02:02:57,864 --> 02:03:01,001
♪ This is not a sad song ♪

2502
02:03:01,136 --> 02:03:05,170
♪ A sad song to sing
when you're alone ♪

2503
02:03:05,306 --> 02:03:06,840
No, no.

2504
02:03:07,942 --> 02:03:11,049
♪ In a way, it's a glad song ♪

2505
02:03:11,184 --> 02:03:13,983
♪ Yeah, a glad song ♪

2506
02:03:14,118 --> 02:03:17,652
♪ A simple tune that simply
seems to make you feel good ♪

2507
02:03:17,788 --> 02:03:20,885
-Hey, Mom.
-♪ When you sing along ♪

2508
02:03:21,021 --> 02:03:22,559
(strumming intro
to "Sung Song Blue")

2509
02:03:22,694 --> 02:03:25,187
Come on. Sing along.
I know it's early.

2510
02:03:25,322 --> 02:03:28,395
(singing along):
♪ Song sung blue ♪

2511
02:03:28,531 --> 02:03:31,601
♪ Everybody knows one ♪

2512
02:03:32,733 --> 02:03:34,236
"Every garden grows one."

2513
02:03:34,372 --> 02:03:37,065
♪ Song sung blue ♪

2514
02:03:37,200 --> 02:03:40,737
♪ Every garden grows one ♪

2515
02:03:40,873 --> 02:03:43,239
All right. I'm ready.

2516
02:03:44,381 --> 02:03:46,074
♪ Me and you ♪

2517
02:03:46,210 --> 02:03:47,746
-Uh...
-♪ Are subject to ♪

2518
02:03:47,881 --> 02:03:50,085
♪ The blues now and then ♪

2519
02:03:50,220 --> 02:03:51,819
All clear.

2520
02:03:53,022 --> 02:03:56,293
♪ When you take the blues
and make a song ♪

2521
02:03:56,428 --> 02:03:59,321
♪ You sing them out again ♪

2522
02:04:00,763 --> 02:04:02,229
♪ You sing 'em out again ♪

2523
02:04:02,364 --> 02:04:03,497
I can hear you.

2524
02:04:03,632 --> 02:04:05,597
Sounds real good. Come on, now.

2525
02:04:05,733 --> 02:04:09,097
♪ Song sung blue ♪

2526
02:04:09,232 --> 02:04:12,477
♪ Weeping like a willow ♪

2527
02:04:13,608 --> 02:04:14,804
"Sleeping on my pillow."

2528
02:04:14,940 --> 02:04:17,809
♪ Song sung blue ♪

2529
02:04:17,944 --> 02:04:21,112
♪ Sleeping on my pillow ♪

2530
02:04:22,618 --> 02:04:23,955
It's a funny thing.

2531
02:04:24,090 --> 02:04:26,317
♪ Funny thing ♪

2532
02:04:26,453 --> 02:04:32,225
♪ But you can sing it
with a cry in your voice ♪

2533
02:04:32,360 --> 02:04:33,895
Right?

2534
02:04:34,030 --> 02:04:35,824
♪ And before you know it
get to feeling good ♪

2535
02:04:35,959 --> 02:04:37,158
Beauty and color.

2536
02:04:37,293 --> 02:04:40,131
♪ You simply got no choice ♪

2537
02:04:42,275 --> 02:04:49,272
♪ Song sung blue ♪

2538
02:04:50,844 --> 02:04:57,779
♪ Song sung blue. ♪

2539
02:04:57,914 --> 02:05:00,388
(song ends)

2540
02:05:00,524 --> 02:05:01,986
Thank you, and good night.

2541
02:05:02,122 --> 02:05:05,024
(band playing
"Crunchy Granola Suite")

2542
02:05:06,464 --> 02:05:08,366
MIKE:
♪ Mmm ♪

2543
02:05:08,501 --> 02:05:11,536
♪ I got a song
been on my mind ♪

2544
02:05:15,898 --> 02:05:19,169
♪ And the tune can be sung
and the words all rhyme ♪

2545
02:05:19,305 --> 02:05:22,470
(Mike and Claire scatting
in harmony)

2546
02:05:27,185 --> 02:05:29,782
♪ Though it don't say much
and it won't offend ♪

2547
02:05:29,917 --> 02:05:31,512
♪ If you sing it at school ♪

2548
02:05:31,647 --> 02:05:34,055
♪ They're liable
to send you home ♪

2549
02:05:34,190 --> 02:05:36,728
♪ Never knowin'
what you're showin' ♪

2550
02:05:36,863 --> 02:05:40,559
♪ Think you're growin'
your own tea ♪

2551
02:05:40,695 --> 02:05:42,831
♪ Good Lordy ♪

2552
02:05:45,501 --> 02:05:46,901
♪ Yeah! ♪

2553
02:05:52,878 --> 02:05:55,511
♪ Let me hear that,
get me near that ♪

2554
02:05:55,646 --> 02:05:58,275
♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪

2555
02:06:02,482 --> 02:06:05,247
♪ Drop your shrink
and stop your drinkin' ♪

2556
02:06:05,382 --> 02:06:08,087
♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪

2557
02:06:11,890 --> 02:06:13,895
♪ Sing it out ♪

2558
02:06:14,729 --> 02:06:16,700
♪ All right ♪

2559
02:06:26,509 --> 02:06:29,038
♪ Heh, heh ♪

2560
02:06:29,173 --> 02:06:32,113
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪

2561
02:06:32,249 --> 02:06:34,047
Come on!

2562
02:06:39,917 --> 02:06:41,625
(song ends)

2563
02:06:41,760 --> 02:06:44,519
("Holly Holy"
karaoke track playing)

2564
02:06:50,933 --> 02:06:57,466
CLAIRE:
♪ Holly holy eyes ♪

2565
02:07:00,270 --> 02:07:06,508
♪ Dream of only me ♪

2566
02:07:10,655 --> 02:07:15,117
♪ Where I am, what I am ♪

2567
02:07:15,252 --> 02:07:18,894
♪ What I believe in ♪

2568
02:07:20,062 --> 02:07:23,668
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ Holly holy ♪

2569
02:07:25,603 --> 02:07:32,600
♪ Holly holy dream ♪

2570
02:07:34,810 --> 02:07:41,752
♪ Wanting only you ♪

2571
02:07:45,152 --> 02:07:47,648
MIKE:
♪ And she comes ♪

2572
02:07:47,783 --> 02:07:53,522
♪ And I run
just like the wind will ♪

2573
02:07:54,800 --> 02:07:58,230
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ Holly holy ♪

2574
02:08:00,139 --> 02:08:03,202
-CLAIRE: ♪ Sing ♪
-MIKE: ♪ Sing a song ♪

2575
02:08:04,638 --> 02:08:08,376
-CLAIRE: ♪ Sing ♪
-MIKE: ♪ Sing a song of songs ♪

2576
02:08:09,379 --> 02:08:13,016
-CLAIRE: ♪ Sing ♪
-MIKE: ♪ Sing it out ♪

2577
02:08:13,151 --> 02:08:15,879
-♪ Sing it strong ♪
-CLAIRE: ♪ Sing, sing ♪

2578
02:08:16,015 --> 02:08:18,389
♪ Sing, sing ♪

2579
02:08:18,525 --> 02:08:20,857
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ Yeah ♪

2580
02:08:23,328 --> 02:08:25,488
♪ Yeah ♪

2581
02:08:28,365 --> 02:08:31,192
MIKE: ♪ Call the sun
in the dead of the night ♪

2582
02:08:31,327 --> 02:08:33,535
-CLAIRE: ♪ Call the sun ♪
-MIKE: ♪ And the sun's gonna ♪

2583
02:08:33,671 --> 02:08:36,136
♪ Rise in the sky ♪

2584
02:08:37,702 --> 02:08:40,408
♪ Touch a man
who can't walk upright ♪

2585
02:08:40,543 --> 02:08:42,743
-CLAIRE: ♪ Touch a man ♪
-MIKE: ♪ And that lame man ♪

2586
02:08:42,878 --> 02:08:45,414
♪ He's gonna fly ♪

2587
02:08:45,550 --> 02:08:47,582
♪ And I fly ♪

2588
02:08:47,717 --> 02:08:49,887
CLAIRE:
♪ Fly ♪

2589
02:08:50,022 --> 02:08:55,726
-MIKE: ♪ And I fly ♪
-CLAIRE: ♪ Fly ♪

2590
02:08:55,862 --> 02:09:02,426
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ Holly holy dream ♪

2591
02:09:04,999 --> 02:09:11,369
♪ Dream of only you ♪

2592
02:09:14,206 --> 02:09:20,818
♪ Holly holy sun ♪

2593
02:09:23,479 --> 02:09:30,454
♪ Holly holy rain ♪

2594
02:09:32,730 --> 02:09:39,562
♪ Holly holy love. ♪

2595
02:09:50,173 --> 02:09:51,946
(song ends)

2596
02:09:52,082 --> 02:09:55,182
(band playing
"Forever in Blue Jeans")

2597
02:10:13,464 --> 02:10:16,130
MIKE:
♪ Money talks ♪

2598
02:10:16,265 --> 02:10:20,439
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪

2599
02:10:21,475 --> 02:10:25,781
♪ Long as I can have you
here with me ♪

2600
02:10:25,916 --> 02:10:27,849
♪ I'd much rather be ♪

2601
02:10:27,984 --> 02:10:30,481
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪

2602
02:10:33,956 --> 02:10:36,019
♪ Honey's sweet ♪

2603
02:10:37,088 --> 02:10:40,990
♪ But it ain't nothin'
next to baby's treat ♪

2604
02:10:41,960 --> 02:10:46,195
♪ If you'll pardon me,
I'd like to say ♪

2605
02:10:46,330 --> 02:10:48,364
♪ We'd do okay ♪

2606
02:10:48,499 --> 02:10:50,974
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪

2607
02:10:54,310 --> 02:10:56,573
MIKE and CLAIRE:
♪ Maybe tonight ♪

2608
02:10:58,213 --> 02:11:00,814
♪ Maybe tonight by the fire ♪

2609
02:11:00,950 --> 02:11:04,185
♪ All alone, you and I ♪

2610
02:11:07,050 --> 02:11:11,055
♪ Nothing around
but the sound of my heart ♪

2611
02:11:11,191 --> 02:11:13,821
♪ And your sighs ♪

2612
02:11:17,459 --> 02:11:20,062
♪ Money talks ♪

2613
02:11:20,197 --> 02:11:24,537
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪

2614
02:11:25,540 --> 02:11:29,570
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪

2615
02:11:29,705 --> 02:11:31,748
♪ I'd much rather be ♪

2616
02:11:31,883 --> 02:11:35,051
♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe ♪

2617
02:11:37,787 --> 02:11:40,555
♪ Money talks ♪

2618
02:11:40,690 --> 02:11:45,052
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪

2619
02:11:46,055 --> 02:11:50,030
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪

2620
02:11:50,165 --> 02:11:52,396
♪ I'd much rather be ♪

2621
02:11:52,531 --> 02:11:55,698
♪ Forever in blue jeans,
babe. ♪

2622
02:12:04,406 --> 02:12:06,610
(song ends)



