1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.BZ
2
00:00:02,827 --> 00:00:05,020
♪ ♪
3
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.BZ
4
00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,166
"I am," I said.
5
00:00:49,301 --> 00:00:50,495
"I am," I cried.
6
00:00:50,631 --> 00:00:52,231
I am...
7
00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,873
...an entertainer.
8
00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:00,115
When I'm not doing engine work
or oil changes,
9
00:01:00,250 --> 00:01:01,814
I, uh... I'm the lead guitar
10
00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:04,212
with the Dog Night Specials
at the Red Dragon Lounge.
11
00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:06,288
The band ain't great,
but they serve free hot dogs
12
00:01:06,424 --> 00:01:08,989
on Wednesday nights,
so there's that.
13
00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:10,953
I am the only honky
14
00:01:11,088 --> 00:01:13,587
in an all-Black band
called The Esquires.
15
00:01:13,723 --> 00:01:15,764
Yeah, I hold my own.
16
00:01:15,899 --> 00:01:19,897
So far, they haven't given me
the hook like at the Apollo.
17
00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:21,502
I, uh...
18
00:01:21,637 --> 00:01:24,839
I got a karaoke machine
I, uh, use for solo gigs.
19
00:01:24,974 --> 00:01:26,273
I sing all types.
20
00:01:26,409 --> 00:01:28,933
I got Mellencamp,
Elvis, Bon Jovi.
21
00:01:29,069 --> 00:01:32,045
And, oh, for these occasions,
22
00:01:32,181 --> 00:01:34,474
I have created a persona.
23
00:01:34,609 --> 00:01:38,112
It's like a... it's like
a superhero of rock and roll.
24
00:01:38,247 --> 00:01:40,986
I mean, I got no cape
or nothing, I got no mask,
25
00:01:41,121 --> 00:01:43,283
but I got...
26
00:01:43,419 --> 00:01:44,985
a bolt.
27
00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,560
You know why I got
a lightning bolt?
28
00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,821
'Cause they call me Lightning.
29
00:01:53,034 --> 00:01:54,661
Oh, yeah.
30
00:01:54,797 --> 00:01:57,171
Lightning's a star.
31
00:01:57,306 --> 00:01:59,297
Lightning is a rockin' god.
32
00:01:59,432 --> 00:02:01,308
He's like Chuck Berry,
Barry Manilow
33
00:02:01,444 --> 00:02:03,602
and The Beatles
all rolled into one.
34
00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:05,271
Oh, yeah.
35
00:02:05,406 --> 00:02:07,312
He's singing the songs
people love to hear.
36
00:02:07,447 --> 00:02:09,808
The songs that people need.
37
00:02:09,943 --> 00:02:12,046
The songs that I need.
38
00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:17,523
Yeah.
39
00:02:19,127 --> 00:02:20,959
The songs that I need...
40
00:02:21,095 --> 00:02:22,891
to keep going.
41
00:02:25,527 --> 00:02:27,863
When the, uh...
42
00:02:27,999 --> 00:02:30,162
when the song's over
and the applause stops,
43
00:02:30,298 --> 00:02:32,269
I'm not...
I'm not Lightning anymore.
44
00:02:32,405 --> 00:02:34,465
I'm just another drunk.
45
00:02:35,501 --> 00:02:38,242
Hello. My name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.
46
00:02:38,377 --> 00:02:39,509
Hi, Mike.
47
00:02:39,644 --> 00:02:41,942
And, uh, I'm happy to be here
48
00:02:42,078 --> 00:02:44,176
because, uh,
today's a special day.
49
00:02:44,311 --> 00:02:46,915
It's, uh...
it's my sober birthday.
50
00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:49,213
Uh, 20 years off the bottle
and counting.
51
00:02:52,158 --> 00:02:53,226
Thank you.
52
00:02:53,361 --> 00:02:55,694
- Ooh.
- All right.
53
00:02:55,829 --> 00:02:58,364
But I got a... I got a
tradition on my sober birthday.
54
00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:01,568
Uh, I sing the same song
by a great man.
55
00:03:01,704 --> 00:03:04,733
A man whose songs have got me
through some sad times,
56
00:03:04,868 --> 00:03:08,608
some rock bottoms, and...
57
00:03:08,743 --> 00:03:12,005
today I get to sing
one of his songs for you.
58
00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:14,944
♪ But this is not
a sad song, no ♪
59
00:03:15,079 --> 00:03:20,280
♪ A sad song to sing
when you're alone ♪
60
00:03:21,116 --> 00:03:24,883
♪ In a way,
it's a glad song, yeah ♪
61
00:03:25,019 --> 00:03:27,923
♪ A glad song, a simple song ♪
62
00:03:28,058 --> 00:03:30,260
♪ That simply seems
to makes you feel good ♪
63
00:03:30,396 --> 00:03:34,259
♪ When you sing along ♪
64
00:03:38,206 --> 00:03:41,403
♪ Song sung blue ♪
65
00:03:41,539 --> 00:03:43,505
♪ Everybody knows one ♪
66
00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,478
You know the words. Come on.
67
00:03:47,011 --> 00:03:50,139
♪ Song sung blue ♪
68
00:03:50,274 --> 00:03:53,449
♪ Every garden grows one ♪
69
00:03:53,585 --> 00:03:55,788
"Me and you are subject to..."
70
00:03:55,924 --> 00:04:00,325
♪ Me and you are subject to ♪
71
00:04:00,460 --> 00:04:03,892
♪ The blues now and then ♪
72
00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:09,124
♪ But when you take the blues
and make a song ♪
73
00:04:09,259 --> 00:04:12,295
♪ You sing them out again ♪
74
00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:16,673
♪ You sing them out again ♪
75
00:04:18,905 --> 00:04:21,939
♪ Song sung blue ♪
76
00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:24,479
♪ Weeping like the willow ♪
77
00:04:27,650 --> 00:04:30,684
♪ Song sung blue ♪
78
00:04:30,819 --> 00:04:34,053
♪ Sleeping on my pillow ♪
79
00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:39,027
♪ Funny thing ♪
80
00:04:39,163 --> 00:04:43,997
♪ But you can sing it
with a cry in your voice ♪
81
00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:49,538
♪ And before you know it
get to feeling good ♪
82
00:04:49,674 --> 00:04:53,545
♪ You simply got no choice. ♪
83
00:04:57,147 --> 00:04:58,778
♪ All of my love ♪
84
00:04:58,913 --> 00:05:00,809
♪ All of my kissin' ♪
85
00:05:00,944 --> 00:05:02,152
♪ You don't know what
you've been a-missin' ♪
86
00:05:02,287 --> 00:05:03,588
♪ Oh, boy ♪
87
00:05:03,723 --> 00:05:05,822
♪ When you're with me,
oh, boy ♪
88
00:05:05,958 --> 00:05:10,859
♪ The world can see that you
were meant for me ♪
89
00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:14,665
♪ Stars appear
and shadows a-fallin' ♪
90
00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:17,163
♪ You can hear
my heart a-callin' ♪
91
00:05:17,298 --> 00:05:19,669
♪ A little bit of lovin'
makes everything right ♪
92
00:05:19,804 --> 00:05:22,001
♪ I'm gonna see
my baby tonight ♪
93
00:05:22,136 --> 00:05:24,535
♪ All my love,
all of my kissin' ♪
94
00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:27,000
♪ You don't know what
you've been a-missin' ♪
95
00:05:27,136 --> 00:05:28,443
♪ Oh, boy... ♪
96
00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:29,870
Who are you supposed to be?
97
00:05:30,006 --> 00:05:31,606
Oh, hey, Earl.
98
00:05:31,742 --> 00:05:33,878
I thought you were in Florida
on a cruise or something.
99
00:05:34,014 --> 00:05:36,679
Uh, yeah, well, I thought
you were gonna be, uh, Don Ho,
singing "Tiny Bubbles."
100
00:05:36,815 --> 00:05:39,920
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
I'm gonna go on as Lightning.
101
00:05:40,055 --> 00:05:41,357
You can't go
out there like that.
102
00:05:41,493 --> 00:05:43,087
You look too much like Elvis.
103
00:05:43,222 --> 00:05:45,055
I mean,
you're head-to-toe in denim
104
00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,963
like he wore in '68 Comeback.
105
00:05:47,099 --> 00:05:48,828
He wore black leather
in '68 Comeback, not denim.
106
00:05:48,963 --> 00:05:50,123
Not during
the "Guitar Man" medley.
107
00:05:50,259 --> 00:05:51,800
- Ah.
- He wore denim.
108
00:05:51,936 --> 00:05:53,560
Uh... Oh, and you even got
a lightning bolt.
109
00:05:53,695 --> 00:05:56,064
I'm Lightning.
I can't wear a bolt?
110
00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:57,936
That's Elvis's logo.
111
00:05:58,072 --> 00:06:00,334
"Taking care of business
in a flash."
112
00:06:00,469 --> 00:06:01,939
That's me. That's my handle.
113
00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:03,540
- Oh, you own that, do you?
- TCB.
114
00:06:03,675 --> 00:06:05,409
All right.
115
00:06:05,544 --> 00:06:08,244
I am the one and only Elvis
impersonator in all Milwaukee.
116
00:06:10,952 --> 00:06:12,914
Thank you very much.
117
00:06:13,049 --> 00:06:14,814
Comin' right back.
118
00:06:14,950 --> 00:06:18,052
One thing's for sure, we got
too many Elvis impersonators
119
00:06:18,187 --> 00:06:19,921
and not one Little Richard.
120
00:06:20,056 --> 00:06:21,331
Say it loud.
121
00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:23,432
Where's the Hawaiian shirt?
122
00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:24,930
You're singing "Tiny Bubbles."
123
00:06:25,065 --> 00:06:26,392
I don't want to sing
"Tiny Bubbles."
124
00:06:26,528 --> 00:06:28,066
I'm gonna sing
"Eye of the Tiger,"
125
00:06:28,202 --> 00:06:29,772
and then I'll close out
with "Suspicious Minds."
126
00:06:29,908 --> 00:06:31,397
Over my dead body does he sing
"Suspicious Minds."
127
00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,302
Earl, Earl, Earl, calm down.
Mike.
128
00:06:33,437 --> 00:06:35,040
- What?
- We're impersonators here.
129
00:06:35,175 --> 00:06:36,569
That's why the state fair
booked us
130
00:06:36,704 --> 00:06:37,742
for the blue-haired crowd.
131
00:06:37,878 --> 00:06:39,372
I don't look like Don Ho.
132
00:06:39,507 --> 00:06:40,914
I'm not Hawaiian. It's dumb.
133
00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:43,913
That's why Carl Kahananui
was doing it,
134
00:06:44,049 --> 00:06:45,512
but his gallbladder ruptured.
135
00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:47,550
You agreed to fill in
and do me a favor.
136
00:06:47,686 --> 00:06:50,660
So you're saying no Lightning?
It's Don Ho or a no-go?
137
00:06:50,795 --> 00:06:53,322
Yeah, Mike.
That's what I'm saying.
138
00:06:57,335 --> 00:06:59,665
Then it's a no-go.
139
00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,936
Claire, you're up next.
140
00:07:02,071 --> 00:07:06,231
Uh, Babs, uh, instead of
"Don't Rain on My Parade,"
141
00:07:06,366 --> 00:07:07,842
do "People Who Need People."
142
00:07:07,977 --> 00:07:09,674
The blue-hairs are losing
their slow dance song
143
00:07:09,809 --> 00:07:11,072
since "Tiny Bubbles" is out.
144
00:07:11,207 --> 00:07:12,870
I'll manage...
145
00:07:13,006 --> 00:07:14,148
I guess.
146
00:07:14,284 --> 00:07:15,680
Thanks, Mike.
147
00:07:15,816 --> 00:07:17,179
Sex Machine, you close it out.
148
00:07:17,314 --> 00:07:18,782
- I'll go tell the band.
- All right.
149
00:07:22,154 --> 00:07:24,616
You supposed to be
Loretta Lynn?
150
00:07:25,527 --> 00:07:26,823
Oh, oh, Patsy Cline.
151
00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,221
I sing her songs all the time.
152
00:07:28,357 --> 00:07:29,762
I don't usually
dress like this,
153
00:07:29,897 --> 00:07:31,459
but any chance to sing,
you know?
154
00:07:31,594 --> 00:07:33,867
Yeah, I just can't be Don Ho
on my birthday.
155
00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,965
Oh, happy birthday.
156
00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,172
It's not really my birthday.
157
00:07:38,308 --> 00:07:41,039
Oh, o... okay.
158
00:07:43,945 --> 00:07:46,513
You know, you could be
Frank Sinatra.
159
00:07:46,648 --> 00:07:48,344
Maybe sing "Luck Be a Lady."
160
00:07:48,479 --> 00:07:50,485
Yeah, I like Frank,
but the whole crooner vibe?
161
00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:51,913
I don't know, I like to move.
162
00:07:52,049 --> 00:07:53,885
- I like to rock.
- Yeah.
163
00:07:54,021 --> 00:07:56,548
Elvis has left the building.
164
00:07:56,683 --> 00:07:58,653
Oh, you know who
you'd be perfect for?
165
00:07:58,789 --> 00:07:59,918
Neil Diamond.
166
00:08:00,054 --> 00:08:01,454
Oh, no. Never.
167
00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:03,421
No, I hold that man
in such high regard.
168
00:08:03,556 --> 00:08:05,394
- No, no, no, no.
- "Sweet Caroline."
169
00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,430
- Yeah. "Ba-ba." I know, I know.
- ♪ Bom, bom, bom. ♪
170
00:08:07,565 --> 00:08:09,835
No, no, no, listen. He's
got other songs, too, okay?
171
00:08:09,971 --> 00:08:11,767
And if it ever got back
to him that I was
172
00:08:11,903 --> 00:08:13,499
goofing on his music or...
173
00:08:13,634 --> 00:08:15,373
like Earl over there,
I'd kill myself.
174
00:08:15,509 --> 00:08:16,910
Not Neil. I...
175
00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:19,102
You know how much he got paid
for that cruise?
176
00:08:19,238 --> 00:08:21,177
20,000 bucks.
177
00:08:22,518 --> 00:08:24,813
That poseur pulled in 20 Gs?
178
00:08:24,949 --> 00:08:26,780
Wa-ha!
179
00:08:26,915 --> 00:08:29,056
Nostalgia pays.
180
00:08:30,059 --> 00:08:32,816
Oh, God,
I'm burning up in this wig.
181
00:08:32,952 --> 00:08:35,625
If my boobs were just
a bit bigger, I could be Dolly.
182
00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,193
You're a blonde?
183
00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:40,195
Oh, boy, am I.
184
00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:43,099
All right,
put your hands together
185
00:08:43,234 --> 00:08:45,364
for Ms. Patsy
and The Greatest Hits.
186
00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,240
I hope you sing
as good as you look.
187
00:08:57,047 --> 00:08:59,616
♪ I go out walkin' ♪
188
00:08:59,752 --> 00:09:01,849
♪ After midnight ♪
189
00:09:01,985 --> 00:09:04,216
♪ Out in the moonlight ♪
190
00:09:04,351 --> 00:09:06,593
♪ Just like we used to do ♪
191
00:09:06,728 --> 00:09:09,285
♪ I'm always walkin' ♪
192
00:09:09,421 --> 00:09:11,024
♪ After midnight ♪
193
00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,925
♪ Searchin' for you... ♪
194
00:09:14,061 --> 00:09:15,730
Claire Stengl.
195
00:09:15,866 --> 00:09:18,100
She sing country, rock,
196
00:09:18,236 --> 00:09:20,570
classical like that
"Ave Maria" joint.
197
00:09:20,705 --> 00:09:22,237
Hmm.
198
00:09:22,372 --> 00:09:24,402
She look all kind of good,
don't she?
199
00:09:24,537 --> 00:09:26,378
Huh! Yeah!
200
00:09:26,513 --> 00:09:28,414
My man Lightning.
201
00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:30,517
♪ After midnight ♪
202
00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:33,413
♪ Searchin' for you ♪
203
00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:38,690
♪ I stop and see
a weepin' willow ♪
204
00:09:38,825 --> 00:09:41,419
♪ Cryin' on his pillow ♪
205
00:09:41,555 --> 00:09:45,423
♪ Maybe he's cryin' for me ♪
206
00:09:45,558 --> 00:09:48,161
♪ And as the skies
turn gloomy ♪
207
00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,460
♪ Night winds whisper to me ♪
208
00:09:50,596 --> 00:09:54,804
♪ I'm lonesome as I can be ♪
209
00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:57,299
♪ I go out walkin' ♪
210
00:09:57,435 --> 00:09:59,477
♪ After midnight ♪
211
00:09:59,613 --> 00:10:02,009
♪ Out in the starlight ♪
212
00:10:02,145 --> 00:10:04,142
♪ Just hopin' you may be ♪
213
00:10:04,278 --> 00:10:06,781
♪ Somewhere a-walkin' ♪
214
00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:08,719
♪ After midnight ♪
215
00:10:08,854 --> 00:10:12,090
♪ Searchin' for me. ♪
216
00:10:12,926 --> 00:10:15,520
Okay, Mike.
217
00:10:16,429 --> 00:10:17,888
Open wide.
218
00:10:18,023 --> 00:10:19,258
Geez.
219
00:10:19,394 --> 00:10:21,631
You could park a car
in that gap.
220
00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,625
I'll take a Cadillac.
221
00:10:23,761 --> 00:10:26,997
I got something
much better for you.
222
00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:29,767
Take a look...
223
00:10:29,903 --> 00:10:31,976
at this.
224
00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:38,042
Is that a lightning bolt?
225
00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:40,316
Lightning for Lightning.
226
00:10:40,451 --> 00:10:42,343
So when I smile,
it'll be like I'm advertising.
227
00:10:42,479 --> 00:10:43,955
That is smart, Dr. Dave.
228
00:10:44,091 --> 00:10:46,357
See, that is why
you're my manager, Dr. Dave.
229
00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:47,925
Always thinking.
230
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:51,185
I got a call from Walter
over at First National.
231
00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:52,986
First thing,
232
00:10:53,122 --> 00:10:54,421
he still wants you to perform
at his Christmas party.
233
00:10:54,557 --> 00:10:56,264
- Great.
- Second thing,
234
00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:59,201
you're three months behind
on your mortgage.
235
00:10:59,336 --> 00:11:01,698
Can't he just take it out
of my performance fee?
236
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,875
Mike, it's not something
you can just sing away.
237
00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:06,137
Maybe you should think
about downsizing.
238
00:11:06,272 --> 00:11:08,303
No, I got to keep my house.
239
00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:10,113
When my daughter comes up,
240
00:11:10,248 --> 00:11:11,840
that's the one consistent thing
that she's got.
241
00:11:11,976 --> 00:11:13,645
Anyway, we shouldn't be talking
about downsizing.
242
00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,479
We should be talking about
getting higher-paid gigs,
243
00:11:15,614 --> 00:11:17,219
like a residency,
something steady.
244
00:11:17,355 --> 00:11:19,553
Why don't you talk
to your Buddy Holly friend?
245
00:11:19,689 --> 00:11:21,921
You know, he's got that gig
over at the Shawano Casino.
246
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,321
Eh, Mark's pissed at me.
247
00:11:23,457 --> 00:11:24,726
I quit the Legends gig
the other night.
248
00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:26,294
What? Why'd you quit?
249
00:11:26,429 --> 00:11:27,455
'Cause he wouldn't let me
be Lightning.
250
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:28,931
You were supposed to be Don Ho.
251
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,357
Why I got to be
anybody other than me?
252
00:11:30,493 --> 00:11:31,936
I should be enough.
253
00:11:33,869 --> 00:11:36,600
Shit. Well...
254
00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:39,169
I guess there goes
my ten-dollar commission.
255
00:11:39,305 --> 00:11:41,205
Do you need an oil change?
256
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,574
Come on, give me your car keys.
257
00:12:16,544 --> 00:12:19,372
♪ Ah, Cracklin' Rosie,
get on board ♪
258
00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:21,350
♪ Get on board ♪
259
00:12:21,486 --> 00:12:25,619
♪ We're gonna ride till
there ain't no more to go ♪
260
00:12:25,754 --> 00:12:29,318
- ♪ Takin' it slow ♪
- ♪ Takin' it slow ♪
261
00:12:29,453 --> 00:12:32,121
- ♪ And Lord, don't you know ♪
- ♪ Lord, don't you know ♪
262
00:12:32,256 --> 00:12:34,455
- ♪ We'll have me a time ♪
- ♪ Don't you know ♪
263
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,189
- ♪ With a poor man's lady ♪
- ♪ Don't you know... lady ♪
264
00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:39,095
♪ Hitchin'
on a twilight train ♪
265
00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:44,539
♪ Ain't nothing here
that I care to take along ♪
266
00:12:44,674 --> 00:12:47,108
♪ Maybe a song ♪
267
00:12:48,372 --> 00:12:50,839
♪ To sing when I want ♪
268
00:12:50,975 --> 00:12:56,843
♪ No need to say please
to no man for a happy tune ♪
269
00:12:58,923 --> 00:13:02,354
♪ Oh, I love my Rosie child ♪
270
00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:06,157
♪ You got the way
to make me happy ♪
271
00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:09,859
♪ You and me, we go in style ♪
272
00:13:09,995 --> 00:13:13,300
♪ Cracklin' Rose,
you're a store-bought woman ♪
273
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:17,234
♪ But you make me sing
like a guitar hummin' ♪
274
00:13:17,369 --> 00:13:19,006
♪ So hang on to me, girl ♪
275
00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:24,846
♪ Our song keeps runnin' on ♪
276
00:13:24,981 --> 00:13:27,640
♪ Play it now, play it now ♪
277
00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:30,375
♪ Play it now, my baby... ♪
278
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,685
Oh! Ow! Ow!
279
00:13:32,820 --> 00:13:34,781
Geez... Ow!
280
00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,866
Everybody!
281
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:52,073
Come on!
282
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,573
- ♪ Gotta get on up ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
283
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,417
♪ Gotta get on up ♪
284
00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,243
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Gotta get on up now ♪
285
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,246
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ Gotta get on up ♪
286
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,185
- ♪ Get on up ♪
- ♪ How can you sit yourself ♪
287
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:11,919
♪ Down for a rest ♪
288
00:14:12,054 --> 00:14:16,489
♪ When you know that
I'm trying my best ♪
289
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,358
♪ To dance with you? ♪
290
00:14:18,494 --> 00:14:20,533
♪ Get on up ♪
291
00:14:20,668 --> 00:14:23,336
- ♪ To dance with you ♪
- ♪ Get on up ♪
292
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:26,070
♪ You know what, sugar? ♪
293
00:14:32,346 --> 00:14:33,906
♪ Hey, you. ♪
294
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,383
Thank you.
295
00:14:36,518 --> 00:14:38,114
So...
296
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,284
you just go by Claire Stengl?
297
00:14:40,419 --> 00:14:41,953
Well, I used to be
Claire Cartwright,
298
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,386
but then after the divorce,
299
00:14:43,521 --> 00:14:44,848
I switched it back
to my maiden name,
300
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,523
which is Stengl,
so Claire Stengl.
301
00:14:46,658 --> 00:14:49,054
It's not the most exciting
stage name...
302
00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:51,560
I know, but it's not like
I'm Cher or Madonna.
303
00:14:51,695 --> 00:14:53,124
Oh. You're better
than them broads.
304
00:14:54,664 --> 00:14:55,902
- Stop. You're so sweet.
- You are.
305
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:57,661
I'm a hairdresser part-time.
306
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,700
I wash. I trim. No dye jobs.
307
00:14:59,835 --> 00:15:01,468
By the way, I did change
my hair up a little bit.
308
00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:02,599
- I noticed.
- Did you notice?
309
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,005
You also got a new tooth.
310
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,510
Oh, yeah. Look.
311
00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:07,608
- Huh?
- Is that a lightning bolt?
312
00:15:07,743 --> 00:15:09,280
- Oh, my God.
- Yes, yes, 'cause...
313
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:10,775
- 'Cause you're Lightning.
- Right.
314
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,781
I know, I know.
I know all about you.
315
00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,814
My girlfriends and I,
we used to go to Hegarty's
316
00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:16,586
- on Friday nights.
- Hegarty's. Come on.
317
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:19,492
And I remember you sang ZZ Top,
"Sharp Dressed Man,"
318
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,161
and at the chorus you'd, like,
push your pelvis out like Elvis
319
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:25,963
and we'd scream
like schoolgirls.
320
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,465
You're really good.
321
00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:35,000
You know the other day
when I said it was my birthday?
322
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,938
Oh, yeah, the birthday
that wasn't your birthday.
323
00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,474
What was that?
324
00:15:39,374 --> 00:15:41,070
I'm an alcoholic.
325
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:45,449
- Okay.
- Not anymore.
326
00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:47,244
I mean, I'm always gonna be
an alcoholic,
327
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,781
but I've been sober 20 years,
and the other day was...
328
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,813
well, they call it
a sober birthday.
329
00:15:51,949 --> 00:15:54,089
Happy belated sober birthday.
330
00:15:54,224 --> 00:15:55,922
Here's the thing.
331
00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:58,655
With sobriety, you-you got to
face up to certain truths.
332
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,966
Way to go, Lightning. 20 years.
333
00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:02,931
All right,
I'm not a songwriter,
334
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:05,194
I'm not a sex symbol, but I
just want to entertain people
335
00:16:05,329 --> 00:16:07,733
- and I want to make a living.
- I know. Me, too.
336
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,139
I don't want to be
a hairdresser.
337
00:16:09,274 --> 00:16:10,305
I want to sing.
I want to dance.
338
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,102
I want a house.
I want a garden.
339
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,502
- I want a cat.
- So here's what I'm thinking.
340
00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:15,203
I need a hook.
341
00:16:15,339 --> 00:16:17,676
I need something big.
I need something new.
342
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:21,979
And as you put it,
nostalgia pays.
343
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,852
Us, me, you--
it's not going to happen.
344
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:27,155
Miss Fine,
you're old enough to be my...
345
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,454
- Watch it.
- Sister.
346
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,157
- Hey.
- Hey, Mom.
347
00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:32,862
Was the guy a wacko?
348
00:16:32,998 --> 00:16:34,357
Dana, this is Mike.
349
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,498
Mike Sardina.
350
00:16:40,806 --> 00:16:42,130
As you were.
351
00:16:43,271 --> 00:16:44,835
Hi.
352
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,002
So, feel free
to make yourself a...
353
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:51,348
any nonalcoholic beverage
you like.
354
00:16:52,148 --> 00:16:53,248
All right.
355
00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:55,079
I'm gonna make a pot of coffee.
356
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,088
- You like it black or sweet?
- I don't drink coffee.
357
00:16:58,223 --> 00:17:00,186
Want to start?
358
00:17:00,322 --> 00:17:02,752
Hi. Is Grandma down?
359
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,294
- Like, hours ago.
- Oh, good.
360
00:17:04,429 --> 00:17:05,756
You didn't bring him home,
did you?
361
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,464
- Am I shiny?
- He-he's here?
362
00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,190
'Cause I am sweating
like a whore in church.
363
00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:11,697
Oh, my...
The building manager came by.
364
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,094
You know, we got
a two-week extension,
365
00:17:13,229 --> 00:17:15,101
- but it's another $50...
- Rachel, Rachel.
366
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:16,899
Don't worry about it, okay?
I'm gonna take care of that.
367
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:18,541
- Wait...
- I'm gonna wear these.
368
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:21,038
- Those are my shoes, Mom.
- Honey, he was so cute.
369
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,314
- What are you...
- He was so cute on that stage
370
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,413
with The Esquires,
and he was smiling at me.
371
00:17:25,549 --> 00:17:27,543
- Okay.
- And then we went for a walk,
372
00:17:27,678 --> 00:17:28,877
and it was just magic.
373
00:17:29,013 --> 00:17:30,519
And I know you see magic
all the time
374
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:31,713
'cause you're young,
but I don't.
375
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:33,313
And so it was just beautiful.
376
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:35,392
Magic doesn't happen for me
all the time.
377
00:17:35,527 --> 00:17:38,421
Rachel, I want you to go
introduce yourself to him.
378
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:41,894
- Okay? I want you to do that.
- Uh, um, I'm not doing...
379
00:17:42,030 --> 00:17:44,530
Rachel, don't be a sourpuss.
You're gonna go outside,
380
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,136
and I want you
to say hello to him.
381
00:17:46,271 --> 00:17:47,733
- No, I'm not.
- No, no, no.
382
00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:48,929
- We're not doing that. No, no.
- I... Mom!
383
00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:50,638
I'm not doing this right now.
384
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:53,167
I have to deal with
your boyfriends all the time.
385
00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:54,674
- They come into this house...
- All the time?
386
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,270
Yeah, the last one
smelled like a skunk.
387
00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:57,476
- He was clearly a dope dealer.
- He just liked...
388
00:17:57,611 --> 00:17:59,307
- No, he was not.
- He was. Yes.
389
00:17:59,443 --> 00:18:00,917
- We're gonna go outside...
- He's a Zen guy, Mom.
390
00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:02,252
One second. Let's go.
391
00:18:02,387 --> 00:18:03,482
- Mom.
- Yeah, come on. Let's go.
392
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:06,282
- Mike? Mike.
- Hey.
393
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,652
Yeah?
394
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:09,651
Mike, this is
my daughter Rachel.
395
00:18:09,787 --> 00:18:12,626
Oh, hey. How's it going?
396
00:18:16,298 --> 00:18:18,533
Rachel, say something.
397
00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:21,695
Don't make a mess on the couch.
398
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,366
- Rachel!
- What?
399
00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:27,134
Hey, what do you think?
400
00:18:27,969 --> 00:18:29,273
Oh.
401
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:30,776
It's good.
402
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:32,448
- Right? -You know, we
just got to work your hair
403
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,142
a little differently,
and I got a guy for that.
404
00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:36,783
All right. Oh, and look at
these outfits. Come on.
405
00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,552
Look at that. It's, like,
shimmering, you know?
406
00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:40,879
Oh. You know, my hair guy
does clothes, too.
407
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:42,950
Awesome. You know, Neil...
408
00:18:43,086 --> 00:18:44,525
is special,
and I just want everyone
409
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:46,427
to get that feeling I get
when I listen
410
00:18:46,563 --> 00:18:48,497
to "America" and
"Forever in Blue Jeans"...
411
00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,464
- Or "Sweet Caroline."
- And "Sweet Caroline," yeah,
412
00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:52,796
but I-I'm never gonna be
the real McCoy.
413
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,194
I mean, I-I don't really
look like Neil.
414
00:18:54,329 --> 00:18:56,033
I don't even really
sound like Neil.
415
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,675
And I... I got to be Neil,
but I just got to be me, too.
416
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:04,478
Yeah, you don't want to be
a Neil Diamond... impersonator.
417
00:19:04,614 --> 00:19:07,408
You want to be
a Neil Diamond interpreter.
418
00:19:08,211 --> 00:19:09,913
I was looking for
the right way to say it,
419
00:19:10,048 --> 00:19:11,911
and you just came right out
and said it.
420
00:19:12,046 --> 00:19:14,683
A Neil Diamond interpreter.
421
00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:16,116
- Mm, yeah.
- Yeah. Oh.
422
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,657
And you can sing
some Patsy Cline songs,
423
00:19:18,792 --> 00:19:20,553
- like-like one or two.
- Oh.
424
00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,692
I mean, maybe while you're
doing a costume change, but...
425
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,255
no, I don't want
to confuse people.
426
00:19:24,391 --> 00:19:27,264
I will back you up
in keyboards and vocals,
427
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,337
but this is about Neil.
428
00:19:29,473 --> 00:19:32,037
And this is about
his fans, you know?
429
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,167
Yeah. Yeah.
430
00:19:35,336 --> 00:19:37,505
I can sing
the Barbra Streisand part on
431
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,107
- "You Don't Bring Me Flowers."
- "You Don't Bring Me Flowers."
432
00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:40,740
Right, but we got to get 'em
on their feet
433
00:19:40,876 --> 00:19:42,041
and get 'em clapping.
434
00:19:42,176 --> 00:19:44,379
- Look up "Cherry, Cherry."
- Mm.
435
00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:47,180
♪ ♪
436
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:54,924
All right, ready?
437
00:19:55,059 --> 00:19:56,264
Two, three, and...
438
00:20:01,061 --> 00:20:02,729
♪ Baby loves me ♪
439
00:20:02,865 --> 00:20:04,870
♪ Yeah, yeah, she does ♪
440
00:20:05,740 --> 00:20:07,968
Uh, you see where
I underlined there?
441
00:20:08,104 --> 00:20:09,742
I was thinking maybe
at the top...
442
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,308
Oh, yeah, I double up.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
443
00:20:13,615 --> 00:20:15,175
♪ Baby loves me ♪
444
00:20:15,311 --> 00:20:17,345
♪ Yeah, yeah, she does ♪
445
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,883
Good.
446
00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:21,752
♪ Ah, the girl's
outta sight, yeah ♪
447
00:20:24,952 --> 00:20:26,459
♪ Says she loves me ♪
448
00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:28,322
♪ Yes, yes, she does ♪
449
00:20:28,457 --> 00:20:29,825
Nice.
450
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,224
♪ Mm, gonna show me
tonight, yeah ♪
451
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:35,430
♪ Hey, she got the way
to move me ♪
452
00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:36,732
♪ Cherry ♪
453
00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,799
♪ She got the way
to groove me ♪
454
00:20:38,935 --> 00:20:41,169
♪ She got the way to move me ♪
455
00:20:41,304 --> 00:20:43,174
- ♪ Cherry, baby ♪
- ♪ She got the way ♪
456
00:20:43,309 --> 00:20:45,239
♪ To groove me ♪
457
00:20:46,108 --> 00:20:49,076
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
458
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:55,115
♪ Tell your mama, girl,
we can't stay long ♪
459
00:20:56,757 --> 00:21:00,158
♪ We got things
we gotta catch up on ♪
460
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,293
♪ Mm, you know ♪
461
00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:06,759
- ♪ You know what I'm sayin' ♪
- Excuse me. Excuse me!
462
00:21:06,895 --> 00:21:08,293
Oh.
463
00:21:08,428 --> 00:21:10,627
Much too late for anyone
to be singing that loud.
464
00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:12,631
Ma, this is the man
I was telling you about.
465
00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:14,200
Mike Sardina.
466
00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:16,267
- This is Lightning.
- How you doing tonight?
467
00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,801
Not good.
468
00:21:18,936 --> 00:21:21,408
Sing softer.
469
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,740
She's going
to a retirement home.
470
00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:26,947
I'd like to say that
she's less grumpy in the day,
471
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:29,019
but I'd be lying.
472
00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:35,656
What's that?
That's very pretty.
473
00:21:35,792 --> 00:21:37,822
Well, she said, "Sing softer."
474
00:21:37,957 --> 00:21:39,455
I'm going softer.
475
00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:45,830
♪ She was morning ♪
476
00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:49,806
♪ And I was nighttime ♪
477
00:21:50,674 --> 00:21:52,508
♪ I one day woke up ♪
478
00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:56,577
♪ To find her lying ♪
479
00:21:56,713 --> 00:21:59,211
♪ Beside my bed ♪
480
00:22:00,717 --> 00:22:03,683
♪ I softly said ♪
481
00:22:03,819 --> 00:22:06,988
♪ "Come take me" ♪
482
00:22:11,021 --> 00:22:13,990
♪ For I've been lonely ♪
483
00:22:14,125 --> 00:22:18,064
♪ In need of someone ♪
484
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:25,036
♪ As though I'd done
someone wrong somewhere ♪
485
00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:27,203
♪ But I don't know where ♪
486
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,281
♪ I don't know where ♪
487
00:22:32,416 --> 00:22:35,587
♪ Come lately ♪
488
00:22:39,551 --> 00:22:41,522
♪ You are the sun ♪
489
00:22:41,658 --> 00:22:43,528
♪ I am the moon ♪
490
00:22:43,664 --> 00:22:47,230
♪ You are the words,
I am the tune ♪
491
00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,359
♪ Play me ♪
492
00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,165
Nice.
493
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,901
♪ Song she sang to me ♪
494
00:22:58,037 --> 00:23:01,478
♪ Song she brang to me ♪
495
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:04,910
♪ Words that rang in me ♪
496
00:23:05,045 --> 00:23:09,286
♪ A rhyme that sprang from me ♪
497
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,512
♪ Warmed the night ♪
498
00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:15,818
♪ And what was right ♪
499
00:23:15,954 --> 00:23:18,992
♪ Became me ♪
500
00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:24,960
♪ You are the sun ♪
501
00:23:25,096 --> 00:23:26,768
♪ I am the moon ♪
502
00:23:26,904 --> 00:23:30,569
♪ You are the words,
I am the tune ♪
503
00:23:30,704 --> 00:23:32,603
♪ Play me ♪
504
00:23:34,138 --> 00:23:35,607
My ex-husband?
505
00:23:35,742 --> 00:23:36,972
He's a good guy.
506
00:23:38,674 --> 00:23:41,080
And he really liked
my singing and all,
507
00:23:41,215 --> 00:23:43,883
but when I started trying
to book gigs,
508
00:23:44,018 --> 00:23:46,116
he just started
making fun of it,
509
00:23:46,252 --> 00:23:47,785
like it was a threat
or something.
510
00:23:47,921 --> 00:23:51,927
I don't know why he...
511
00:23:52,062 --> 00:23:55,256
wanted to make me feel
so small, but he sure did.
512
00:23:55,391 --> 00:23:57,160
Hmm.
513
00:23:57,296 --> 00:23:59,802
I got to say,
with me and my ex...
514
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:03,707
...I was the one
making her feel small.
515
00:24:04,575 --> 00:24:06,505
I was selfish. I was angry.
516
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,877
I was... wrong.
517
00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:13,646
But I'm here, you know,
trying to be better.
518
00:24:13,781 --> 00:24:16,081
I mean, aren't we all?
519
00:24:17,345 --> 00:24:20,115
♪ And so it was ♪
520
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:24,358
♪ That I came to travel ♪
521
00:24:24,493 --> 00:24:27,089
♪ Upon a road ♪
522
00:24:27,224 --> 00:24:31,663
♪ That was thorned and narrow ♪
523
00:24:31,799 --> 00:24:35,166
♪ Another place ♪
524
00:24:36,298 --> 00:24:38,637
♪ Another grace ♪
525
00:24:38,773 --> 00:24:42,844
♪ Would save me ♪
526
00:24:45,948 --> 00:24:49,509
♪ You are the sun,
I am the moon ♪
527
00:24:49,645 --> 00:24:53,420
♪ You are the words,
I am the tune ♪
528
00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:57,188
♪ Play me ♪
529
00:25:00,457 --> 00:25:04,092
♪ You are the sun,
I am the moon ♪
530
00:25:04,227 --> 00:25:06,092
♪ You are the words ♪
531
00:25:06,228 --> 00:25:08,929
♪ I am the tune ♪
532
00:25:09,064 --> 00:25:14,835
♪ Play... ♪
533
00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:18,846
♪ Me. ♪
534
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,748
That's great.
535
00:25:27,153 --> 00:25:28,980
And, uh, hey,
I was thinking, uh...
536
00:25:29,115 --> 00:25:30,518
Yeah?
537
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,924
I was thinking we should
call ourselves something.
538
00:25:32,059 --> 00:25:35,026
- Oh, like a tribute band name?
- Yeah.
539
00:25:35,161 --> 00:25:38,289
So I'm thinking
Lightning & Thunder:
540
00:25:38,425 --> 00:25:41,096
A Neil Diamond Experience.
541
00:25:41,231 --> 00:25:43,769
- Lightning & Thunder?
- Yeah.
542
00:25:43,904 --> 00:25:47,000
So you'd be Lightning and...
543
00:25:47,135 --> 00:25:48,869
I'd be Thunder?
544
00:25:49,004 --> 00:25:50,812
Uh, yeah.
545
00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:52,913
You...
546
00:25:56,083 --> 00:25:58,745
Mm. That is not
very professional of me,
547
00:25:58,881 --> 00:26:01,713
but I've been wanting to do it
for, like, a whole...
548
00:26:04,525 --> 00:26:06,090
Mm.
549
00:26:14,693 --> 00:26:16,698
- Okay. I'm...
- Okay. Yeah.
550
00:26:18,773 --> 00:26:20,366
♪ Every day ♪
551
00:26:20,502 --> 00:26:22,105
♪ It's a-gettin' closer ♪
552
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,803
♪ Going faster
than a roller coaster ♪
553
00:26:25,939 --> 00:26:30,451
♪ Love like yours will
surely come my way ♪
554
00:26:30,586 --> 00:26:32,787
♪ A-hey, a-hey, hey ♪
555
00:26:32,922 --> 00:26:35,822
♪ Every day seems
a little longer ♪
556
00:26:35,957 --> 00:26:37,922
♪ Every way ♪
557
00:26:38,057 --> 00:26:39,618
♪ Love's a little stronger ♪
558
00:26:39,753 --> 00:26:43,860
♪ Come what may,
do you ever long for ♪
559
00:26:43,995 --> 00:26:46,630
♪ True love from me? ♪
560
00:26:46,766 --> 00:26:48,625
♪ Every day ♪
561
00:26:48,761 --> 00:26:50,562
♪ It's a-gettin' closer ♪
562
00:26:50,697 --> 00:26:54,139
♪ Going faster
than a roller coaster ♪
563
00:26:54,275 --> 00:26:59,011
♪ Love like yours will
surely come my way. ♪
564
00:27:02,311 --> 00:27:04,440
I know I let you down.
565
00:27:04,575 --> 00:27:07,645
But just know that I am very...
566
00:27:08,815 --> 00:27:11,481
Oh, what's the word you said?
"Contrary"?
567
00:27:11,616 --> 00:27:12,953
- "Contrite."
- Contrite.
568
00:27:13,089 --> 00:27:15,819
He's very contrite.
569
00:27:17,122 --> 00:27:19,756
There's always that one friend
you can't say no to
570
00:27:19,891 --> 00:27:23,364
even though they repeatedly
crap on you.
571
00:27:24,463 --> 00:27:26,466
I hope I'm that friend.
572
00:27:28,776 --> 00:27:30,041
Hey, Tom.
573
00:27:30,176 --> 00:27:31,845
Okay, now, Tom is a good guy.
574
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:33,541
Okay?
He's got all the connections
575
00:27:33,677 --> 00:27:35,938
to all the casinos and venues
from Chicago to Branson.
576
00:27:36,073 --> 00:27:38,176
Mike, meet Tom D'Amato.
577
00:27:38,312 --> 00:27:40,550
How are you, Mr. Sardina?
578
00:27:40,686 --> 00:27:41,848
I'm huge.
579
00:27:43,352 --> 00:27:44,981
Uh, uh, you may not
remember this,
580
00:27:45,116 --> 00:27:47,823
but-but I would sit at the bar
at the Chubby Bear...
581
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:49,055
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
582
00:27:49,190 --> 00:27:50,556
Every Thursday night,
583
00:27:50,691 --> 00:27:52,130
and watch you play
with your first band,
584
00:27:52,265 --> 00:27:54,132
- Positive Traction. Yeah.
- Positive Traction.
585
00:27:54,267 --> 00:27:55,997
Yeah, we made some noise,
but it was in tune.
586
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:57,496
You were really good, Mike.
587
00:27:57,631 --> 00:27:59,331
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Really good band.
588
00:27:59,467 --> 00:28:02,107
Well, I was, uh,
talking to your manager,
589
00:28:02,243 --> 00:28:05,541
and he said that you're gonna
do a Neil Diamond show?
590
00:28:05,677 --> 00:28:06,742
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
591
00:28:06,878 --> 00:28:08,914
A Neil Diamond Experience.
592
00:28:09,049 --> 00:28:11,179
My partner Claire and I,
we start rehearsing
593
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:12,913
with costumes and everything
next week.
594
00:28:13,048 --> 00:28:14,711
Oh. Costumes? Really?
595
00:28:14,846 --> 00:28:16,715
- Wow, wow, wow.
- Right, but one day, I see us
596
00:28:16,850 --> 00:28:19,682
being backed by a big
orchestra, maybe even a choir.
597
00:28:19,817 --> 00:28:21,993
And I tell you,
I tell you, it's gon...
598
00:28:22,128 --> 00:28:24,492
I mean, I know
we got to start small, right,
599
00:28:24,628 --> 00:28:26,691
if I want to play someplace
like this, but one day...
600
00:28:26,826 --> 00:28:29,593
But you got to make sure
you play "Sweet Caroline."
601
00:28:29,728 --> 00:28:31,098
Oh, we close with
"Sweet Caroline."
602
00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:32,767
- Oh, great.
- But we open...
603
00:28:32,902 --> 00:28:34,737
with "Soolaimon."
604
00:28:34,873 --> 00:28:38,369
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
605
00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:41,273
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
606
00:28:41,408 --> 00:28:42,547
A bit louder.
607
00:28:42,683 --> 00:28:45,607
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
608
00:28:45,743 --> 00:28:48,410
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
609
00:28:48,545 --> 00:28:49,620
A little bit of smoke.
610
00:28:49,756 --> 00:28:52,053
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
611
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,381
Come on, now.
612
00:28:53,517 --> 00:28:54,689
♪ Soolai, soolai ♪
613
00:28:54,825 --> 00:28:56,184
♪ Soolaimon. ♪
614
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,920
"Soola-mond"?
615
00:28:58,055 --> 00:29:00,222
- "Soolaimon." "Soolaimon."
- Uh, okay.
616
00:29:00,358 --> 00:29:02,828
Is that an African word?
617
00:29:02,964 --> 00:29:04,397
Like, Swahili?
618
00:29:04,532 --> 00:29:06,933
I think it might be Hebrew,
like Solomon.
619
00:29:07,069 --> 00:29:08,101
No, no, it's Arabic.
620
00:29:08,236 --> 00:29:09,365
It's a call to celebration.
621
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:11,603
The audience are our flock,
622
00:29:11,738 --> 00:29:14,574
- and we are the shepherd.
- Oh.
623
00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:18,005
- I-I just got some chills. Wow.
- You feel that? You feel it?
624
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:20,878
We're gonna get that
casino gig for you.
625
00:29:21,881 --> 00:29:25,080
But it's gonna take building
a lot of momentum.
626
00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:26,250
Right.
627
00:29:26,385 --> 00:29:28,354
But, Mike, you have passion.
628
00:29:28,489 --> 00:29:33,193
And all I ask--
if you'll allow me
629
00:29:33,328 --> 00:29:36,165
to work in service
of that passion.
630
00:29:40,867 --> 00:29:42,506
- We'd love to have you
on the team.
- Oh!
631
00:29:42,641 --> 00:29:44,139
Music to my ears.
632
00:29:44,275 --> 00:29:46,767
Mike, thank you.
633
00:29:46,903 --> 00:29:49,946
- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you so much.
634
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,981
I have to roll right now.
Sorry.
635
00:29:52,116 --> 00:29:56,517
But we will be in touch.
636
00:29:57,487 --> 00:30:00,480
Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you had a great time
637
00:30:00,615 --> 00:30:02,355
at the Shawano Casino.
638
00:30:02,491 --> 00:30:06,391
The Badger Bus will be leaving
in ten minutes
639
00:30:06,526 --> 00:30:09,828
for the Potawatomi
Hotel and Casino.
640
00:30:09,964 --> 00:30:11,126
See you, Mike.
641
00:30:11,261 --> 00:30:12,930
All aboard!
642
00:30:13,065 --> 00:30:15,533
♪ ♪
643
00:30:21,810 --> 00:30:23,804
I don't know how long
this rehearsal's gonna take.
644
00:30:23,939 --> 00:30:25,806
I don't want anyone
asking me that.
645
00:30:25,941 --> 00:30:27,377
We really have
to call him Lightning?
646
00:30:27,513 --> 00:30:29,347
It's kind of weird.
647
00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:31,017
Every time he comes
to pick me up,
648
00:30:31,153 --> 00:30:32,383
he tries to connect with you,
649
00:30:32,518 --> 00:30:34,057
and you do not
make it easy, Rach.
650
00:30:34,192 --> 00:30:36,654
He's very nervous
about you coming.
651
00:30:36,789 --> 00:30:38,352
- Okay.
- So to make you
more comfortable,
652
00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:40,325
he invited his daughter.
653
00:30:40,461 --> 00:30:42,155
- What?
- And she's your age.
654
00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,957
- This is a playdate?
- Yeah, she's only a year older.
655
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:45,792
- Oh, Jesus Christ.
- God, why does everything
656
00:30:45,928 --> 00:30:47,665
- have to be so hard?
- What am I, six?
657
00:30:47,801 --> 00:30:51,338
I just want to sing and be
happy and feel loved, and I...
658
00:30:51,474 --> 00:30:53,707
and I don't want everything
to be such a big deal!
659
00:30:58,672 --> 00:31:00,205
Come on. Come on out.
660
00:31:00,341 --> 00:31:01,743
Hey.
661
00:31:02,752 --> 00:31:04,179
Wave. Wave to him.
662
00:31:04,314 --> 00:31:06,017
Hi!
663
00:31:06,152 --> 00:31:08,255
Smile and wave at him.
664
00:31:09,318 --> 00:31:10,820
Goddamn it.
665
00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:12,820
Be nice.
666
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:20,563
When my dad bought this place,
the runway wasn't finished.
667
00:31:20,699 --> 00:31:24,200
Now you get like...
ten planes a day.
668
00:31:24,336 --> 00:31:26,273
- Oh.
- Except Sundays.
669
00:31:29,579 --> 00:31:30,935
So...
670
00:31:31,071 --> 00:31:32,747
do you split your time
between your...
671
00:31:32,882 --> 00:31:35,043
your mom and your dad?
672
00:31:35,178 --> 00:31:37,376
Um...
673
00:31:37,511 --> 00:31:39,078
not really.
674
00:31:39,214 --> 00:31:42,414
No, I mean, my dad's cool,
but it's just...
675
00:31:42,550 --> 00:31:44,754
No, I get it.
676
00:31:44,889 --> 00:31:47,089
It's better for me
to be full-time with my mom
677
00:31:47,224 --> 00:31:49,286
in Florida, but...
678
00:31:50,189 --> 00:31:51,657
Don't get me wrong,
my dad's great.
679
00:31:51,792 --> 00:31:53,992
He's just, uh...
680
00:31:55,103 --> 00:31:56,794
He's... he's artistic.
681
00:31:56,929 --> 00:31:59,936
Mm. Artistic.
682
00:32:00,071 --> 00:32:02,105
Yeah, I...
683
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,035
I know all about that.
684
00:32:05,147 --> 00:32:06,606
Hey, Mike,
can you open the garage?
685
00:32:06,742 --> 00:32:08,015
It's getting really hot
in here.
686
00:32:08,150 --> 00:32:09,915
I would.
The lady across the street
687
00:32:10,051 --> 00:32:11,581
was giving me the evil eye
688
00:32:11,717 --> 00:32:14,312
as we was unpacking the drums,
so maybe not.
689
00:32:14,447 --> 00:32:16,114
Bomar.
690
00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:17,586
We still good with that
barter situation we discussed
691
00:32:17,722 --> 00:32:19,256
with me, uh, playing
with The Esquires?
692
00:32:19,391 --> 00:32:21,193
You'd be playing four free gigs
693
00:32:21,328 --> 00:32:22,857
just for all of us
to do one show.
694
00:32:22,992 --> 00:32:24,629
Yeah, I understand.
It's just I, you know,
695
00:32:24,764 --> 00:32:25,998
can't pay you anything
right now. That's all.
696
00:32:26,134 --> 00:32:27,791
We came here for you, brother.
697
00:32:27,927 --> 00:32:29,930
But your lady ain't wrong.
698
00:32:30,066 --> 00:32:31,902
It's hot as Satan's balls.
Open the door.
699
00:32:32,038 --> 00:32:33,503
Yeah.
700
00:32:33,639 --> 00:32:35,770
All right,
maybe just for a little bit.
701
00:32:48,590 --> 00:32:49,480
Mark.
702
00:32:49,616 --> 00:32:51,653
What are you doing here?
703
00:32:53,026 --> 00:32:54,856
Buddy Holly died at 22.
704
00:32:54,991 --> 00:32:58,291
I'm 52, and I've been
keeping that guy alive
705
00:32:58,427 --> 00:33:00,860
30 years past his prime.
706
00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:04,864
I don't even need these.
707
00:33:05,765 --> 00:33:07,840
What I'm saying is...
708
00:33:07,976 --> 00:33:10,408
I'm here if you need me.
709
00:33:13,615 --> 00:33:14,540
Thanks.
710
00:33:14,675 --> 00:33:15,781
I didn't bring an amp.
711
00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:17,442
Yeah. We got you.
712
00:33:17,577 --> 00:33:19,109
All right, guys...
713
00:33:19,244 --> 00:33:22,487
My dad, he was a tunnel rat
in Vietnam.
714
00:33:22,622 --> 00:33:24,154
They would send him
into the tunnels underground
715
00:33:24,289 --> 00:33:25,652
where the enemy was hiding,
716
00:33:25,788 --> 00:33:29,192
and they had it
booby-trapped, so...
717
00:33:29,328 --> 00:33:31,997
sometimes he'd have to...
718
00:33:32,133 --> 00:33:34,399
like, crawl over dead bodies.
719
00:33:36,331 --> 00:33:38,034
So, yeah, he...
720
00:33:38,169 --> 00:33:40,270
he used to drink.
721
00:33:40,406 --> 00:33:43,534
My mom, she can get,
um, depressed,
722
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:47,479
so she's, like, on meds.
723
00:33:47,615 --> 00:33:51,074
I try to keep up with it
for her, 'cause she can get...
724
00:33:52,953 --> 00:33:54,516
...scattered, you know?
725
00:33:54,652 --> 00:33:58,013
Well, you know,
most recovering alcoholics
726
00:33:58,149 --> 00:34:01,850
just trade one addiction
for another,
727
00:34:01,986 --> 00:34:04,230
and music's that for Dad.
728
00:34:05,331 --> 00:34:07,857
Without music,
he can get, um...
729
00:34:07,992 --> 00:34:09,395
What'd you call it?
730
00:34:09,531 --> 00:34:11,034
Scattered.
731
00:34:11,170 --> 00:34:12,766
Yeah.
732
00:34:13,806 --> 00:34:15,541
Yeah.
733
00:34:15,676 --> 00:34:18,669
Yeah. I think we covered all
our fucked-up family history.
734
00:34:18,805 --> 00:34:20,235
Most of it.
735
00:34:20,371 --> 00:34:21,573
- Might be a little more.
- Oh, there's more?
736
00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,547
Maybe a little. Just a little.
737
00:34:23,682 --> 00:34:26,476
Hey, listen, I know
we just met, too, but, um...
738
00:34:26,611 --> 00:34:28,210
I have a joint.
739
00:34:28,345 --> 00:34:30,786
You know, I thought
I smelled it on you.
740
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,292
♪ Mm ♪
741
00:34:36,427 --> 00:34:39,594
♪ I got a song
been on my mind ♪
742
00:34:43,934 --> 00:34:47,267
♪ And the tune can be sung
and the words all rhyme ♪
743
00:34:54,737 --> 00:34:57,741
♪ Though it don't say much
and it won't offend ♪
744
00:34:57,876 --> 00:34:59,317
♪ If you sing it at school ♪
745
00:34:59,452 --> 00:35:01,442
♪ They're liable
to send you home ♪
746
00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:04,951
♪ Never knowin'
what you're showin' ♪
747
00:35:05,086 --> 00:35:08,188
♪ Think you're growin'
your own tea ♪
748
00:35:08,324 --> 00:35:09,921
♪ Good Lordy ♪
749
00:35:15,095 --> 00:35:17,992
♪ Let me hear that,
get me near that ♪
750
00:35:18,127 --> 00:35:20,129
♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪
751
00:35:24,941 --> 00:35:27,706
♪ Drop your shrink
and stop your drinkin' ♪
752
00:35:27,841 --> 00:35:29,776
♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪
753
00:35:34,414 --> 00:35:36,012
♪ Sing it out ♪
754
00:35:36,846 --> 00:35:38,487
♪ All right ♪
755
00:35:40,515 --> 00:35:41,949
I wouldn't go any shorter
than this, though.
756
00:35:42,084 --> 00:35:43,757
No, I want it
to ripple and wave
757
00:35:43,893 --> 00:35:45,491
when the wind blows my shirt,
like...
758
00:35:45,626 --> 00:35:47,292
- Wind in a bar? How?
- Yeah.
759
00:35:47,428 --> 00:35:48,523
Like a leaf blower.
760
00:35:49,761 --> 00:35:51,124
- Do you have one?
- Sure.
761
00:35:51,259 --> 00:35:54,635
♪ I know a man
was outta touch ♪
762
00:35:58,767 --> 00:36:02,176
♪ And he'd hide in a house
and he didn't say much ♪
763
00:36:07,614 --> 00:36:08,978
Okay.
764
00:36:09,113 --> 00:36:10,978
I used to do this as a kid.
Come on.
765
00:36:11,113 --> 00:36:13,253
Am I getting...
getting on here?
766
00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:15,817
- Okay.
- Here.
767
00:36:15,952 --> 00:36:17,288
Lay back.
768
00:36:18,822 --> 00:36:20,359
♪ Family man ♪
769
00:36:20,495 --> 00:36:22,624
♪ Tried my brand ♪
770
00:36:22,759 --> 00:36:24,665
♪ Dig! Ha! ♪
771
00:36:26,338 --> 00:36:28,471
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪
772
00:36:28,607 --> 00:36:31,437
♪ Let me hear that,
get me near that ♪
773
00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:34,069
♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪
774
00:36:38,639 --> 00:36:41,250
♪ Drop your shrink
and stop your drinkin' ♪
775
00:36:41,385 --> 00:36:43,419
♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪
776
00:36:47,783 --> 00:36:50,585
♪ Sing it out ♪
777
00:36:50,721 --> 00:36:52,494
♪ All right ♪
778
00:36:54,154 --> 00:36:56,025
♪ Hey! Come on! Hey! ♪
779
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,501
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
780
00:37:00,268 --> 00:37:01,767
Whoo!
781
00:37:06,444 --> 00:37:08,137
Yeah!
782
00:37:08,272 --> 00:37:10,703
Oh, I was scared
you were gonna hit your head.
783
00:37:17,521 --> 00:37:20,686
If you live long enough...
784
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:24,559
you can see your dreams
die a slow death.
785
00:37:27,861 --> 00:37:30,630
Young people don't know
how good they have it.
786
00:37:31,865 --> 00:37:34,430
Not 'cause they can, uh,
touch their toes
787
00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:36,834
and screw all night.
788
00:37:38,371 --> 00:37:41,399
They haven't learned that most
things just don't work out.
789
00:37:42,979 --> 00:37:45,172
♪ ♪
790
00:37:51,384 --> 00:37:55,820
Most times, you just mess it
up, so it's easier not to try.
791
00:37:57,759 --> 00:38:00,220
We're all just looking
for some hope.
792
00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:05,632
But at my age, hope is hard.
793
00:38:08,403 --> 00:38:10,169
Hope's not enough.
794
00:38:33,254 --> 00:38:36,396
God, grant me the serenity
795
00:38:36,532 --> 00:38:39,226
to accept the things
I cannot change,
796
00:38:39,361 --> 00:38:42,392
the courage to change
the things I can,
797
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:45,302
and the wisdom
to know the difference.
798
00:39:09,632 --> 00:39:12,425
There seems to be a bit
of a miscommunication.
799
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:16,733
When I booked this gig
a month ago,
800
00:39:16,868 --> 00:39:19,504
it was my understanding
that there was
801
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:21,903
a motor home convention
in town,
802
00:39:22,038 --> 00:39:24,070
being that
that's what I was told.
803
00:39:24,206 --> 00:39:26,172
No, I didn't.
I did not say that.
804
00:39:26,307 --> 00:39:29,173
You said the
Emerald Motor Home Convention!
805
00:39:29,309 --> 00:39:33,146
I said Emerald Lion
Motor Club Reunion.
806
00:39:33,281 --> 00:39:35,417
And you said you had
a classic rock band
807
00:39:35,553 --> 00:39:37,251
like ZZ Top or CCR.
808
00:39:37,387 --> 00:39:38,947
- Neil Diamond? Not classic?
- All right, Tom, Tom,
809
00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:40,617
Tom, Tom, Tom.
810
00:39:40,752 --> 00:39:42,188
Tom,
I still don't see the problem.
811
00:39:42,323 --> 00:39:45,796
You see, Mike,
with these motor home types,
812
00:39:45,932 --> 00:39:48,690
uh, I figured we're
in the pocket, you know?
813
00:39:48,826 --> 00:39:50,634
- But these bikers...
- They love Neil Diamond.
814
00:39:50,769 --> 00:39:53,031
I-I don't know. Look at 'em.
815
00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:54,705
They got leather,
chains. I-I...
816
00:39:54,841 --> 00:39:56,871
Neil Diamond doesn't
have chains.
817
00:39:57,007 --> 00:39:58,668
That's a lot of leather.
818
00:39:58,804 --> 00:40:00,711
We ain't got nothing
these hog-squashers can dig.
819
00:40:00,847 --> 00:40:03,706
Mike, why don't we put
Claire up first?
820
00:40:03,842 --> 00:40:06,281
I mean, look at her.
She's pretty. She's nice.
821
00:40:06,416 --> 00:40:10,286
Have her sing "Crazy" or one
of those Lynyrd Skynyrd songs.
822
00:40:10,421 --> 00:40:12,722
- They'd love Lynyrd Skynyrd.
- You know, I can fake
823
00:40:12,858 --> 00:40:15,487
my way through
"Sweet Home Alabama."
824
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:17,762
No, no, no, we're not changing
our show, all right? No.
825
00:40:17,897 --> 00:40:19,561
At least start
with "Sweet Caroline."
826
00:40:19,696 --> 00:40:21,389
Nobody here is gonna appreciate
827
00:40:21,525 --> 00:40:24,094
the Arabic incantations
of "Solomon."
828
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:25,426
- "Soolaimon"!
- "Soolaimon."
829
00:40:25,562 --> 00:40:26,797
We could move up
"Kentucky Woman."
830
00:40:26,933 --> 00:40:28,432
And open with "America."
831
00:40:28,567 --> 00:40:30,270
- "America" is great.
- 'Cause bikers love...
832
00:40:30,406 --> 00:40:31,869
I'm in charge of this band,
and I'm telling you
833
00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:34,371
we open with "Soolaimon"!
834
00:40:35,744 --> 00:40:37,707
Have you got the fans?
835
00:40:37,842 --> 00:40:39,842
Yeah.
836
00:40:39,977 --> 00:40:41,417
I got the fans.
837
00:40:49,387 --> 00:40:50,960
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
838
00:40:51,095 --> 00:40:53,120
Travelers of our nation's
Emerald highway,
839
00:40:53,256 --> 00:40:55,830
- welcome to Tierney's Tavern.
- ♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
840
00:40:55,965 --> 00:40:57,425
- I am Lightning.
- ♪ Soo... ♪
841
00:40:57,561 --> 00:41:00,471
This vision of beauty
is Thunder.
842
00:41:00,606 --> 00:41:02,103
Oh, come on.
843
00:41:02,238 --> 00:41:04,839
We bring greetings
to the great city of Chicago
844
00:41:04,975 --> 00:41:06,667
with the songs
of the incomparable,
845
00:41:06,803 --> 00:41:10,777
leather-jacket-wearing
entertainer Neil Diamond.
846
00:41:10,912 --> 00:41:13,282
We are Lightning & Thunder.
847
00:41:13,417 --> 00:41:15,178
♪ ♪
848
00:41:15,314 --> 00:41:18,884
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪
849
00:41:19,019 --> 00:41:22,886
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪
850
00:41:23,022 --> 00:41:24,651
♪ Leading me on ♪
851
00:41:24,787 --> 00:41:26,488
- Man, what is this trash?
- ♪ On, on ♪
852
00:41:26,623 --> 00:41:30,632
♪ On to my woman,
she dance for the sun ♪
853
00:41:30,767 --> 00:41:32,196
♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪
854
00:41:32,331 --> 00:41:33,434
I'm blinded by that shirt!
855
00:41:33,569 --> 00:41:35,135
Play "Free Bird"!
856
00:41:35,271 --> 00:41:36,272
- ♪ God of my night ♪
- This is awful!
857
00:41:36,407 --> 00:41:37,640
♪ Night, night ♪
858
00:41:37,775 --> 00:41:39,536
You're ruining my night!
859
00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,670
♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪
860
00:41:41,806 --> 00:41:43,847
- ♪ Taking me home ♪
- Someone get him off there.
861
00:41:43,982 --> 00:41:45,574
What does bumblebee
think he's doing?
862
00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:47,346
- ♪ She callin' ♪
- Nice shirt, loser!
863
00:41:47,481 --> 00:41:49,684
- ♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
- Get off the stage!
864
00:41:49,819 --> 00:41:51,482
Play some rock and roll!
865
00:41:51,618 --> 00:41:52,750
- ♪ Soolai, soolai ♪
- My mom sings better!
866
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:54,184
♪ Soolaimon ♪
867
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:55,991
♪ Soo... ♪
868
00:41:56,126 --> 00:41:58,291
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
869
00:41:58,427 --> 00:41:59,896
Come on.
870
00:42:00,031 --> 00:42:01,657
- Hey, come on.
- All right, that's enough.
871
00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:03,395
- Get rid of the guy.
- Just, we're up here.
872
00:42:03,531 --> 00:42:04,333
We're just trying
to entertain you. That's all.
873
00:42:04,469 --> 00:42:05,301
Neil Diamond sucks!
874
00:42:07,702 --> 00:42:09,630
What did you say?
875
00:42:10,475 --> 00:42:11,835
You heard me, nelly.
876
00:42:14,676 --> 00:42:16,439
Oh, Mike! Oh, my God!
877
00:42:16,574 --> 00:42:18,944
- Jimmy, get over there!
- Oh, my God, Mike!
878
00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:20,848
- Mike!
- Mike! Oh, my God.
879
00:42:20,983 --> 00:42:22,578
- Come on, say it again!
- Come on, nelly!
880
00:42:22,713 --> 00:42:24,048
You're the worst manager
in the history of the world.
881
00:42:24,183 --> 00:42:26,422
Don't talk to me. Don't talk!
882
00:42:26,557 --> 00:42:28,884
What did you say? Say it again!
883
00:42:29,019 --> 00:42:29,985
Mike!
884
00:42:34,191 --> 00:42:36,862
Oh, Tom. Here.
885
00:42:36,998 --> 00:42:39,595
Ah, it's okay. I-I'm a bleeder.
886
00:42:39,731 --> 00:42:41,431
Oh, God.
887
00:42:41,566 --> 00:42:42,337
- It's really...
- I mean, it's just a nosebleed.
888
00:42:42,472 --> 00:42:43,228
It's not bad.
889
00:42:43,364 --> 00:42:44,906
Hey, Tom, can you drive?
890
00:42:45,041 --> 00:42:46,572
Because if you can't,
one of us could.
891
00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,204
No, I-I have to, Ricky.
892
00:42:48,339 --> 00:42:51,371
It's a liability
insurance issue.
893
00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:53,647
You know, it's a requirement.
894
00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,208
Tom, put this in your nose.
895
00:42:55,344 --> 00:42:56,886
- This?
- Yeah, to...
896
00:42:57,021 --> 00:43:00,223
Hold it in there
so the blood doesn't come out.
897
00:43:00,759 --> 00:43:02,352
Yeah, let it all down the side.
898
00:43:03,222 --> 00:43:04,550
Tell Mike I'm sorry.
899
00:43:04,686 --> 00:43:06,361
You be safe.
900
00:43:06,496 --> 00:43:08,127
Okay.
901
00:43:35,521 --> 00:43:39,294
Had a whole plan for how
tonight would go, and I just...
902
00:43:39,429 --> 00:43:40,627
it all went south.
903
00:43:40,762 --> 00:43:44,594
Well, you made it very clear
904
00:43:44,729 --> 00:43:47,826
that you are in charge of this
band and make the decisions,
905
00:43:47,961 --> 00:43:51,771
so I guess if it was
a Donna Summer tribute band,
906
00:43:51,907 --> 00:43:55,672
I'd be calling
the shots, but...
907
00:43:55,807 --> 00:43:57,312
now I know.
908
00:43:57,447 --> 00:43:59,639
It's your show.
909
00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:03,675
I mean, would it
have killed you
910
00:44:03,810 --> 00:44:05,647
to open with "Sweet Caroline"?
911
00:44:05,783 --> 00:44:08,189
There's more to Neil Diamond
than "Sweet Caroline."
912
00:44:08,324 --> 00:44:13,024
He's got hundreds of songs,
and all anybody wants to hear
913
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,590
is "Sweet Caroline"--
"bom, bom, bom."
914
00:44:15,726 --> 00:44:17,790
That's right.
That's what they want to hear.
915
00:44:17,926 --> 00:44:20,461
After the show, I was gonna
take you to this fancy hotel
916
00:44:20,596 --> 00:44:23,031
with a big suite
and an all-you-can-eat buffet,
917
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:25,301
and I was gonna propose and...
918
00:44:26,671 --> 00:44:28,005
What?
919
00:44:28,141 --> 00:44:30,237
Yeah, I got you
a ring and everything.
920
00:44:30,372 --> 00:44:31,635
But if you're not into it,
921
00:44:31,771 --> 00:44:33,377
maybe we could still
hit that buffet.
922
00:44:33,513 --> 00:44:36,884
They got a guy there that does
omelets and crepes and...
923
00:44:38,454 --> 00:44:39,652
Mmm!
924
00:44:39,787 --> 00:44:41,655
Oh, yes!
925
00:44:41,791 --> 00:44:43,018
- Oh, yes!
- What?
926
00:44:43,153 --> 00:44:44,853
To you, to this, to everything.
927
00:44:44,989 --> 00:44:47,193
Okay.
928
00:44:47,329 --> 00:44:48,660
Oh.
929
00:44:48,795 --> 00:44:49,923
Okay, wait, one thing.
930
00:44:50,058 --> 00:44:51,158
Anything.
931
00:44:51,294 --> 00:44:52,662
We open with "Sweet Caroline."
932
00:44:52,798 --> 00:44:54,332
- Agree?
- I do.
933
00:44:59,171 --> 00:45:00,935
♪ Where it began ♪
934
00:45:02,968 --> 00:45:04,802
♪ I can't begin
to know when... ♪
935
00:45:04,936 --> 00:45:06,844
I would like to welcome you
936
00:45:06,979 --> 00:45:08,705
to this celebration
of marriage.
937
00:45:08,841 --> 00:45:10,849
Marriage is the promise
between two people
938
00:45:10,985 --> 00:45:12,143
who love each other...
939
00:45:12,279 --> 00:45:14,185
...who trust that love,
940
00:45:14,321 --> 00:45:17,386
honor each other as individuals
in that togetherness,
941
00:45:17,522 --> 00:45:20,221
and who wish to spend the rest
of their lives together.
942
00:45:20,357 --> 00:45:23,354
...keeping yourself
solely unto him
943
00:45:23,489 --> 00:45:25,594
as for as long as you may live?
944
00:45:25,729 --> 00:45:27,527
I do.
945
00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:30,962
♪ Hands... ♪
946
00:45:31,097 --> 00:45:32,533
I do.
947
00:45:32,668 --> 00:45:33,971
...and the power
entrusted in me,
948
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:36,567
I pronounce you
husband and wife.
949
00:45:36,703 --> 00:45:38,608
Now, jump back
and kiss yourself.
950
00:45:40,674 --> 00:45:42,239
♪ Touching me ♪
951
00:45:42,374 --> 00:45:45,842
♪ Touching you ♪
952
00:45:47,513 --> 00:45:49,755
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
953
00:45:49,890 --> 00:45:52,057
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
954
00:45:52,192 --> 00:45:57,062
♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪
955
00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:01,725
♪ I've been inclined ♪
956
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:05,066
- ♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
- ♪ To believe ♪
957
00:46:05,201 --> 00:46:09,932
♪ They never would, but now I ♪
958
00:46:10,067 --> 00:46:14,937
We need to hit two venues
in under four hours.
959
00:46:15,073 --> 00:46:19,144
We got a 7:00 p.m. show
at Good Time Charlie's...
960
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:21,276
All right, here we go.
961
00:46:21,411 --> 00:46:23,516
All aboard!
962
00:46:24,384 --> 00:46:26,684
♪ Look at the night ♪
963
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:31,686
♪ And it don't seem so lonely ♪
964
00:46:31,821 --> 00:46:36,661
♪ We fill it up with only two ♪
965
00:46:39,234 --> 00:46:41,501
♪ And when I hurt ♪
966
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:46,605
♪ Hurtin' runs off
my shoulders ♪
967
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:49,807
♪ How can I hurt
when holding you? ♪
968
00:46:49,942 --> 00:46:53,477
Are you ready to rock out
to some Neil Diamond?
969
00:46:53,613 --> 00:46:57,022
♪ Warm ♪
970
00:46:58,187 --> 00:47:01,723
♪ Touching warm ♪
971
00:47:01,858 --> 00:47:05,694
♪ Reaching out ♪
972
00:47:05,829 --> 00:47:07,388
♪ Touching me ♪
973
00:47:07,523 --> 00:47:12,295
♪ Touching you ♪
974
00:47:12,431 --> 00:47:15,297
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
975
00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:17,139
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
976
00:47:17,275 --> 00:47:20,811
♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪
977
00:47:20,947 --> 00:47:23,671
♪ So good, so good, so good ♪
978
00:47:23,806 --> 00:47:26,473
♪ I've been inclined ♪
979
00:47:26,609 --> 00:47:28,577
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
980
00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:32,413
♪ To believe they never would ♪
981
00:47:32,549 --> 00:47:35,053
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
982
00:47:35,189 --> 00:47:36,321
Oh, my heart throbs.
983
00:47:36,456 --> 00:47:38,358
He's such a good-looking man.
984
00:47:38,494 --> 00:47:40,493
Claire Sardina sang
Patsy Cline songs.
985
00:47:40,628 --> 00:47:42,066
Mike Sardina sang
rock and roll medleys.
986
00:47:42,201 --> 00:47:44,229
But together, they are
Lightning & Thunder,
987
00:47:44,364 --> 00:47:46,127
a Neil Diamond tribute band
988
00:47:46,262 --> 00:47:48,631
the people of Milwaukee
can't seem to get enough of.
989
00:47:48,767 --> 00:47:51,532
I just love
Lightning & Thunder.
990
00:47:51,667 --> 00:47:53,010
They are my fave.
991
00:47:53,146 --> 00:47:54,703
You know, you're gonna see
992
00:47:54,839 --> 00:47:56,875
Lightning & Thunder
in Las Vegas.
993
00:47:57,010 --> 00:47:59,913
Oh, "Sweet Caroline"? I-I think
that's my new favorite song.
994
00:48:00,049 --> 00:48:01,683
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
995
00:48:01,819 --> 00:48:03,411
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
996
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:06,281
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
997
00:48:06,417 --> 00:48:08,189
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
998
00:48:08,325 --> 00:48:11,421
♪ Good times never
seemed so good ♪
999
00:48:11,557 --> 00:48:14,422
♪ So good, so good, so good ♪
1000
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,490
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
1001
00:48:17,626 --> 00:48:19,528
♪ Ba, ba, ba ♪
1002
00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:23,364
♪ I believe they never could ♪
1003
00:48:23,499 --> 00:48:27,566
♪ Oh, no, no. ♪
1004
00:48:33,681 --> 00:48:36,444
Tell me something
1005
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:38,382
that people are struck by.
1006
00:48:38,517 --> 00:48:40,547
- Lightning.
- Oh! Lightning!
1007
00:48:40,682 --> 00:48:41,887
- Yeah.
- Lightning.
1008
00:48:42,022 --> 00:48:43,553
Lightning!
1009
00:48:48,263 --> 00:48:49,729
Oh, no.
1010
00:48:50,565 --> 00:48:52,058
Rachel, can you please
make me spaghetti?
1011
00:48:52,193 --> 00:48:54,693
Mom wants fish sticks again.
I'm dying.
1012
00:48:54,829 --> 00:48:56,403
- Mike?
- Yeah!
1013
00:48:56,539 --> 00:48:58,733
- Eddie on the phone for you.
- My show, baby.
1014
00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:00,239
Uh, auto shop Eddie
or another Eddie?
1015
00:49:00,374 --> 00:49:02,003
- No clue.
- As you were.
1016
00:49:02,139 --> 00:49:03,603
- lightning.
- Really?
1017
00:49:03,738 --> 00:49:05,114
- Yeah.
- What?
1018
00:49:05,249 --> 00:49:06,575
Hey. Hey.
1019
00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,116
Another person.
1020
00:49:08,252 --> 00:49:09,945
Uh, you mean like
a commercial or...
1021
00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:11,146
I mean, we've done car shows
before, but never a...
1022
00:49:13,352 --> 00:49:15,883
Like a concert for jelly?
1023
00:49:16,686 --> 00:49:19,254
Hold on. What's a Pearl Jam?
1024
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,625
- What about Pearl Jam?
- That's what I'm asking.
1025
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,660
This guy says
he's with Pearl Jam.
1026
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:26,295
Give me the phone.
1027
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:27,560
Who the hell is this?
1028
00:49:27,695 --> 00:49:29,265
What's Pearl Jam?
1029
00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:30,499
It's a band, Mike.
1030
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:31,597
You don't know
who Pearl Jam is?
1031
00:49:31,733 --> 00:49:32,865
Oh, Pearl Jam's a "who"?
1032
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,968
C-Could you hold, please?
1033
00:49:36,108 --> 00:49:38,169
Yeah, so...
1034
00:49:38,305 --> 00:49:41,273
um... I think I'm gonna
throw up right now.
1035
00:49:42,076 --> 00:49:43,482
This is Eddie Vedder.
1036
00:49:43,617 --> 00:49:45,186
Eddie Vedder's on the phone
right now.
1037
00:49:45,322 --> 00:49:47,783
Say something and not stupid.
1038
00:49:50,883 --> 00:49:52,919
Yeah, Lightning speaking.
1039
00:49:54,062 --> 00:49:55,655
Uh, all right, let me check.
1040
00:49:55,790 --> 00:49:57,027
Are we doing anything
on Friday?
1041
00:49:57,162 --> 00:49:58,595
No!
1042
00:49:58,730 --> 00:50:01,026
Um...
no, it sounds great.
1043
00:50:02,035 --> 00:50:04,700
Okay. See ya.
1044
00:50:05,608 --> 00:50:07,141
Wow.
1045
00:50:07,276 --> 00:50:09,471
I guess we're opening
for Pearl Jam.
1046
00:50:09,607 --> 00:50:11,203
Oh, my God!
1047
00:50:11,338 --> 00:50:13,208
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God,
I'm gonna meet Eddie Vedder!
1048
00:50:14,642 --> 00:50:16,174
How did this happen?
1049
00:50:18,315 --> 00:50:20,714
♪ Oh, I ♪
1050
00:50:20,849 --> 00:50:24,484
♪ Oh, oh, I'm still alive ♪
1051
00:50:24,620 --> 00:50:27,490
♪ Yeah, yeah, I ♪
1052
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:31,161
♪ Oh, oh, I'm still alive ♪
1053
00:50:31,297 --> 00:50:33,431
♪ Yeah, yeah, I... ♪
1054
00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:35,399
Hey, uh,
we're Lightning & Thunder.
1055
00:50:35,535 --> 00:50:36,903
Yeah, we're opening
for Pearl Jam.
1056
00:50:37,039 --> 00:50:38,936
Uh, okay. I'll check.
1057
00:50:39,071 --> 00:50:42,243
♪ ♪
1058
00:50:58,992 --> 00:51:02,024
♪ Mm... ♪
1059
00:51:06,668 --> 00:51:09,936
Whoa, I always wanted one
of those Everly Brother Gibsons
1060
00:51:10,071 --> 00:51:11,235
with the wraparound pick guard.
1061
00:51:11,370 --> 00:51:12,734
- Yeah.
- It's a beaut.
1062
00:51:12,869 --> 00:51:14,571
Yeah, uh, Neil plays
one of these, right?
1063
00:51:14,706 --> 00:51:16,736
Mostly uses the Ovation
acoustics, but, uh...
1064
00:51:16,872 --> 00:51:19,212
- Yeah.
- You, uh... you on the tour?
1065
00:51:19,348 --> 00:51:22,579
Uh, me and my wife here,
we're, uh...
1066
00:51:23,547 --> 00:51:25,077
You're the Pearl Jam guy.
1067
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:27,085
We-we talked on the phone.
I'm-I'm Eddie.
1068
00:51:27,221 --> 00:51:29,348
Eddie. That's right. Hey.
1069
00:51:29,483 --> 00:51:30,780
Thanks for this.
1070
00:51:30,916 --> 00:51:33,783
Um, Eddie, I'm, uh...
1071
00:51:33,918 --> 00:51:35,161
just a little worried
1072
00:51:35,297 --> 00:51:36,824
your crowd may not dig
my kind of show.
1073
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,424
I-I don't get a lot
of mosh pits, you know?
1074
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:41,392
There are no rules, man.
1075
00:51:41,527 --> 00:51:44,264
Tony Bennett's opening
for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
1076
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,899
Tony Bennett?
1077
00:51:46,035 --> 00:51:47,638
Besides, who doesn't like
Neil Diamond, right?
1078
00:51:47,773 --> 00:51:50,132
Are you, uh... are you playing
"Holly Holy" tonight?
1079
00:51:50,268 --> 00:51:53,444
Uh, no, not for this crowd,
but, uh...
1080
00:51:54,682 --> 00:51:55,772
Hey.
1081
00:51:55,908 --> 00:51:57,380
You mind if I ask you a favor,
1082
00:51:57,515 --> 00:51:59,475
you know,
one musician to another?
1083
00:52:00,278 --> 00:52:03,087
This is exciting.
1084
00:52:03,223 --> 00:52:04,520
It's happening.
1085
00:52:04,656 --> 00:52:05,450
- It's happening.
- Okay, okay. All good.
1086
00:52:05,586 --> 00:52:06,582
They're ready.
1087
00:52:08,489 --> 00:52:09,926
Come on!
1088
00:52:10,061 --> 00:52:11,422
Holy shit.
1089
00:52:15,734 --> 00:52:18,101
If you've ever had a shot,
pal, this is it.
1090
00:52:21,373 --> 00:52:23,275
Eddie, I love you!
1091
00:52:23,411 --> 00:52:24,936
Please welcome to the stage
1092
00:52:25,071 --> 00:52:28,077
Milwaukee's own
Lightning & Thunder.
1093
00:52:34,713 --> 00:52:36,315
Hello, Milwaukee!
1094
00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:38,313
- That's great. The costumes
look great.
- Yeah, yeah.
1095
00:52:44,623 --> 00:52:46,655
Come on, kids!
1096
00:52:48,867 --> 00:52:50,731
Yeah.
1097
00:52:57,108 --> 00:52:58,968
Very big for them.
1098
00:52:59,104 --> 00:53:00,702
You know the words. Come on.
1099
00:53:00,837 --> 00:53:03,277
♪ Money talks ♪
1100
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:08,045
♪ It don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪
1101
00:53:09,148 --> 00:53:13,150
♪ Long as I can have you
here with me ♪
1102
00:53:13,286 --> 00:53:17,857
♪ I'd much rather be
forever in blue jeans ♪
1103
00:53:21,530 --> 00:53:24,394
♪ Honey's sweet ♪
1104
00:53:24,530 --> 00:53:28,803
♪ It ain't nothin'
next to baby's treat ♪
1105
00:53:28,938 --> 00:53:33,538
♪ And if you pardon me,
I'd like to say ♪
1106
00:53:33,673 --> 00:53:35,806
♪ We'd do okay ♪
1107
00:53:35,941 --> 00:53:37,609
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
1108
00:53:37,744 --> 00:53:39,944
Give it up for Eddie Vedder!
1109
00:53:41,648 --> 00:53:43,017
♪ Maybe tonight ♪
1110
00:53:46,149 --> 00:53:48,882
♪ Maybe tonight by the fire ♪
1111
00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:51,560
♪ All alone, you and I ♪
1112
00:53:54,623 --> 00:53:58,727
♪ Nothing around
but the sound of my heart ♪
1113
00:53:58,863 --> 00:54:01,502
♪ And your sighs ♪
1114
00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:04,501
Come on, Milwaukee!
1115
00:54:04,636 --> 00:54:06,733
♪ Money talks ♪
1116
00:54:07,836 --> 00:54:11,944
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪
1117
00:54:13,014 --> 00:54:17,077
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪
1118
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,387
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
1119
00:54:19,522 --> 00:54:22,624
♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe ♪
1120
00:54:24,692 --> 00:54:27,358
♪ And honey's sweet ♪
1121
00:54:28,428 --> 00:54:32,493
♪ It ain't nothin'
next to baby's treat ♪
1122
00:54:33,529 --> 00:54:37,402
♪ If you pardon me,
I'd like to say ♪
1123
00:54:37,537 --> 00:54:39,532
♪ We'd do okay ♪
1124
00:54:39,668 --> 00:54:41,767
- ♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
- I love you, Eddie!
1125
00:54:41,903 --> 00:54:43,342
Eddie Vedder!
1126
00:54:43,478 --> 00:54:45,742
Lightning & Thunder, baby!
1127
00:54:45,877 --> 00:54:47,440
- It was like...
- Oh, my God.
1128
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:50,012
- ...he wanted to keep going.
- He was so cute, too.
1129
00:54:50,148 --> 00:54:52,350
But that audience,
they were just, like...
1130
00:54:52,486 --> 00:54:54,246
they were just, like...
1131
00:54:54,381 --> 00:54:56,791
You look so good.
1132
00:54:56,927 --> 00:54:58,417
Oh!
1133
00:55:08,798 --> 00:55:11,137
♪ Money talks ♪
1134
00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:15,842
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪
1135
00:55:16,912 --> 00:55:20,381
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪
1136
00:55:20,516 --> 00:55:23,110
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
1137
00:55:23,245 --> 00:55:26,720
♪ Forever in blue jeans,
babe. ♪
1138
00:55:32,227 --> 00:55:36,931
Zoo... ming in.
1139
00:55:37,066 --> 00:55:40,330
Zoo... ming out.
1140
00:55:40,465 --> 00:55:43,362
♪ ♪
1141
00:55:49,205 --> 00:55:51,205
Hasn't hit our house yet.
1142
00:55:52,815 --> 00:55:55,849
And Rachel's fixing
her boyfriend's car.
1143
00:55:55,985 --> 00:55:57,817
- We were just changing the oil.
- She's not fixing it.
1144
00:55:57,952 --> 00:56:00,115
I know how to do it.
She just wanted to show me.
1145
00:56:02,586 --> 00:56:04,790
♪ ♪
1146
00:56:06,663 --> 00:56:09,026
Everybody on the block
has flowers and bushes,
1147
00:56:09,161 --> 00:56:11,060
and then you look at this,
and we have nothing,
1148
00:56:11,195 --> 00:56:14,859
so I want flowers
and color and beauty.
1149
00:56:14,995 --> 00:56:16,868
Look at that.
1150
00:56:17,003 --> 00:56:19,701
Four shows a week
at the Shawano Casino,
1151
00:56:19,836 --> 00:56:21,505
two shows on Saturday.
1152
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,342
Two shows on Saturday!
1153
00:56:23,478 --> 00:56:25,873
"As seen with Pearl Jam."
1154
00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:27,912
We're in the big time.
1155
00:56:28,849 --> 00:56:30,844
Hey, Papa, how you doing?
1156
00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:32,986
How am I doing? I'm huge!
1157
00:56:35,481 --> 00:56:37,720
All right.
Which way are you facing?
1158
00:56:37,855 --> 00:56:40,193
Over here?
Where do you want me?
1159
00:56:40,329 --> 00:56:42,529
In the corner? Over here?
1160
00:56:42,665 --> 00:56:44,063
That-that...
I think that's good.
1161
00:56:44,198 --> 00:56:45,222
All right.
1162
00:56:45,357 --> 00:56:46,696
Are you gonna
put on some pants?
1163
00:56:46,831 --> 00:56:48,936
Nah. Shoot me
from the waist up.
1164
00:56:51,663 --> 00:56:53,800
All right.
Tell me when you're ready.
1165
00:56:53,936 --> 00:56:55,301
I'm ready when you are.
1166
00:56:55,436 --> 00:56:57,133
All right, this is
a prerecorded message
1167
00:56:57,269 --> 00:57:00,879
to be played on July 28th.
1168
00:57:01,014 --> 00:57:04,411
Hello. My name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.
1169
00:57:04,547 --> 00:57:06,353
That's the part where
you all say, "Hello, Mike."
1170
00:57:06,488 --> 00:57:08,219
- Hello, Mike.
- Hello.
1171
00:57:08,354 --> 00:57:09,421
Very good.
1172
00:57:09,556 --> 00:57:13,182
Uh, today is, uh, my 21st...
1173
00:57:13,318 --> 00:57:15,290
sober birthday,
1174
00:57:15,425 --> 00:57:18,393
and, uh, I won't be able
to be there with you today
1175
00:57:18,529 --> 00:57:20,890
because I'll be playing my
new gig at the Shawano Casino,
1176
00:57:21,026 --> 00:57:23,899
but, uh, I thought maybe,
even though I can't be there,
1177
00:57:24,034 --> 00:57:26,603
I would sing you my song
just to...
1178
00:57:26,739 --> 00:57:28,506
well, just to let you
all know
1179
00:57:28,641 --> 00:57:31,303
how important
you all are to me.
1180
00:57:32,403 --> 00:57:34,605
♪ This is not a sad song ♪
1181
00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:38,708
♪ A sad song to sing
when you're alone ♪
1182
00:57:38,844 --> 00:57:40,783
Oh, no.
1183
00:57:40,919 --> 00:57:43,718
♪ In a way, it's a glad song ♪
1184
00:57:43,853 --> 00:57:46,289
♪ Yeah, a glad song ♪
1185
00:57:46,424 --> 00:57:50,185
♪ A simple song that simply
seems to make you feel good ♪
1186
00:57:50,321 --> 00:57:53,189
♪ When you sing along ♪
1187
00:57:57,130 --> 00:57:59,496
♪ Song sung blue ♪
1188
00:57:59,631 --> 00:58:01,471
♪ Everybody... ♪
1189
00:58:11,218 --> 00:58:13,609
♪ ♪
1190
00:58:16,948 --> 00:58:18,356
Mom!
1191
00:58:18,491 --> 00:58:19,724
- Dana!
- Excuse me.
1192
00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:21,487
- Uh, where is Claire Sardina?
- Rachel!
1193
00:58:21,623 --> 00:58:22,957
- That's her daughter.
- What's going on?
1194
00:58:23,093 --> 00:58:24,496
- What happened?
- A car rode on top...
1195
00:58:24,632 --> 00:58:26,393
What?
1196
00:58:26,529 --> 00:58:29,798
She was... she was gardening,
and a car rode on top of her.
1197
00:58:29,934 --> 00:58:31,225
Need to increase the pressure.
1198
00:58:31,361 --> 00:58:33,036
Mom!
1199
00:58:33,172 --> 00:58:35,173
- What's going...
- It's okay. It's okay.
1200
00:58:35,308 --> 00:58:36,307
What's going on?
1201
00:58:36,443 --> 00:58:38,107
Come here. Johnny, Johnny.
1202
00:58:38,243 --> 00:58:40,135
- Take Dana to the waiting room.
Take him. Take him.
- Okay.
1203
00:58:40,271 --> 00:58:41,780
Come on.
1204
00:58:41,915 --> 00:58:43,640
- Gonna be all right.
- Is she gonna die?
1205
00:58:43,776 --> 00:58:45,111
- She's gonna make it.
- Is she... You have to tell me.
1206
00:58:45,247 --> 00:58:46,708
- But we got to talk.
- Is she gonna die?
1207
00:58:46,844 --> 00:58:47,647
- We got to talk. Come here.
- What's going on?
1208
00:58:47,783 --> 00:58:49,148
Okay, listen to me.
1209
00:58:49,283 --> 00:58:50,245
Who's that guy
on the show you like?
1210
00:58:50,381 --> 00:58:51,322
Uh, the guy with the eyebrows.
1211
00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:52,823
- Uh...
- What are you...
1212
00:58:52,958 --> 00:58:54,684
- George, George.
- What are you talking about?
1213
00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:56,388
- Uh, the guy from ER.
- What does this h-have to do...
1214
00:58:56,524 --> 00:58:57,729
Uh, Clooney, Clooney.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
1215
00:58:57,864 --> 00:58:59,257
Okay, something's
about to go down,
1216
00:58:59,393 --> 00:59:00,898
and you and I are gonna
take care of it...
1217
00:59:01,033 --> 00:59:02,492
- No, I need to...
- ...while they work on your ma.
1218
00:59:02,628 --> 00:59:04,199
Now, listen to me.
I got a jacked-up heart...
1219
00:59:04,335 --> 00:59:05,360
I got a jacked-up heart,
1220
00:59:05,495 --> 00:59:06,902
I've had it for a long time,
1221
00:59:07,038 --> 00:59:08,332
and I think I'm having
a heart attack.
1222
00:59:08,467 --> 00:59:10,005
What?
You-you need to get a doctor.
1223
00:59:10,141 --> 00:59:11,875
No, no, no, no, no.
We're gonna do my plan.
1224
00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:13,543
It's gonna be okay.
Now, you listen.
1225
00:59:13,678 --> 00:59:16,075
Listen to me, Rachel, okay?
1226
00:59:16,210 --> 00:59:17,472
So...
1227
00:59:17,608 --> 00:59:19,543
I am gonna pass out,
and when I do,
1228
00:59:19,678 --> 00:59:21,850
you're gonna jolt me back
just like George does.
1229
00:59:21,986 --> 00:59:23,352
- No.
- Now, remember how I showed you
1230
00:59:23,487 --> 00:59:25,019
how to jump a car?
1231
00:59:25,155 --> 00:59:26,222
This is just like that.
I've done it before.
1232
00:59:26,357 --> 00:59:27,757
You can do this.
1233
00:59:27,893 --> 00:59:29,221
You see that?
You're gonna hold that,
1234
00:59:29,356 --> 00:59:30,950
and you're gonna put
that one up here.
1235
00:59:31,086 --> 00:59:33,355
In your right hand, you're
gonna put that down here.
1236
00:59:33,490 --> 00:59:35,295
All right?
You can do this, Rachel.
1237
00:59:35,430 --> 00:59:37,064
- I can't do this, Mike.
- Now, after you hear the...
1238
00:59:37,199 --> 00:59:39,029
- I can't do this. No...
- After you hear the...
1239
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,839
After I...
after I hear the what?
1240
00:59:45,243 --> 00:59:46,836
Mike!
1241
00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:51,078
Lightning! Lightning!
1242
00:59:52,448 --> 00:59:53,945
Papa!
1243
01:00:23,945 --> 01:00:26,608
Claire!
1244
01:00:26,743 --> 01:00:28,484
- Baby, baby, hey.
- Oh, I think I'm okay.
1245
01:00:28,619 --> 01:00:30,450
Oh, God. Claire, what happened?
1246
01:00:30,586 --> 01:00:32,783
I just... I...
1247
01:00:32,919 --> 01:00:35,418
I just... I just forgot.
1248
01:00:36,491 --> 01:00:37,657
Oh.
1249
01:00:39,362 --> 01:00:40,959
God.
1250
01:00:41,094 --> 01:00:43,393
Come on, baby.
1251
01:00:44,632 --> 01:00:46,093
Hold tight.
1252
01:00:57,313 --> 01:00:59,846
It's only been three weeks
since your accident.
1253
01:00:59,981 --> 01:01:01,784
It's gonna take time to adjust.
1254
01:01:01,919 --> 01:01:04,119
Those motor skills
can take control.
1255
01:01:04,255 --> 01:01:05,879
- I know.
- Especially
in the middle of the night
1256
01:01:06,015 --> 01:01:07,650
- when you're not
completely awake.
- I know.
1257
01:01:07,785 --> 01:01:09,525
I just don't want to dwell
on it and get stuck.
1258
01:01:09,661 --> 01:01:10,858
If I have to make adjustments,
1259
01:01:10,994 --> 01:01:12,493
I just want to make them
and move on.
1260
01:01:12,629 --> 01:01:13,995
And that day will come,
1261
01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:15,491
but you need to allow yourself
some time.
1262
01:01:15,627 --> 01:01:17,363
Please understand, Mr. Sardina,
1263
01:01:17,498 --> 01:01:19,431
this isn't something that needs
to be paid in full today.
1264
01:01:19,567 --> 01:01:23,027
The old guy that lost control
and hit my wife with the car,
1265
01:01:23,163 --> 01:01:25,329
his family isn't able
to provide the settlement money
1266
01:01:25,465 --> 01:01:27,203
for another six months.
1267
01:01:27,339 --> 01:01:29,309
What am I supposed to do
in the meantime?
1268
01:01:29,445 --> 01:01:31,144
There's dismemberment insurance
that your wife can qualify for.
1269
01:01:31,279 --> 01:01:33,510
That should cover
a sizable portion of the cost.
1270
01:01:33,646 --> 01:01:35,314
That's a different department,
1271
01:01:35,449 --> 01:01:37,510
but I'd be happy to put you
in touch with them.
1272
01:01:37,645 --> 01:01:39,079
- Mm-hmm.
- And we still need to bill
1273
01:01:39,215 --> 01:01:40,553
your insurance company.
1274
01:01:40,689 --> 01:01:42,382
Insurance?
1275
01:01:42,517 --> 01:01:44,185
Miss, do you know
any musicians?
1276
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:46,719
We're broke as a joke.
1277
01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:52,032
Me and Mike,
we started singing.
1278
01:01:53,097 --> 01:01:54,827
We were really cooking.
1279
01:01:54,962 --> 01:01:58,540
And I could see it,
like-like a way to pay my bills
1280
01:01:58,675 --> 01:02:01,035
and-and be able to say I...
1281
01:02:01,171 --> 01:02:03,208
"Look at me. I made it."
1282
01:02:04,806 --> 01:02:07,042
Take one
every three to four hours
1283
01:02:07,177 --> 01:02:09,280
for the phantom pains.
1284
01:02:12,213 --> 01:02:14,152
I was so close.
1285
01:02:16,725 --> 01:02:18,820
Yeah, thanks, Doc. Thanks.
1286
01:02:18,955 --> 01:02:21,093
♪ ♪
1287
01:03:00,726 --> 01:03:02,629
Mom?
1288
01:03:04,069 --> 01:03:05,731
- It's Wednesday.
- Mm.
1289
01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:08,833
Your prosthetic therapy
is in half an hour.
1290
01:03:10,942 --> 01:03:12,745
- Okay?
- Yeah, hon, no.
1291
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:15,707
I-I don't think I can do that.
1292
01:03:15,843 --> 01:03:17,749
Okay, fine. If-if you're
gonna cancel again,
1293
01:03:17,884 --> 01:03:19,082
how about you make the call?
1294
01:03:19,218 --> 01:03:20,745
'Cause they don't buy my lies,
1295
01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:22,484
- and I'm sick of doing it.
- You know what?
1296
01:03:22,619 --> 01:03:23,919
- Can you just give me a minute?
- Mom, we got to go.
1297
01:03:24,054 --> 01:03:25,715
We got to drive there
1298
01:03:25,851 --> 01:03:27,422
- and-and get you in the car.
- Rachel.
1299
01:03:27,557 --> 01:03:29,258
- And it's gonna take a second.
- Rach.
1300
01:03:29,393 --> 01:03:32,126
Rach, please,
just give me a minute.
1301
01:03:32,261 --> 01:03:35,166
All right, fine. Just hurry up.
1302
01:03:41,807 --> 01:03:43,834
Give me a minute.
1303
01:03:46,246 --> 01:03:49,477
I said give me a minute!
1304
01:03:58,283 --> 01:03:59,458
Rachel.
1305
01:03:59,593 --> 01:04:01,786
Goddamn it, I...
1306
01:04:06,194 --> 01:04:08,066
Dinner's ready.
1307
01:04:10,999 --> 01:04:13,203
♪ ♪
1308
01:04:54,171 --> 01:04:55,376
It's geometry,
and I told him...
1309
01:04:55,511 --> 01:04:56,905
Oh, I'm good at geometry.
1310
01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:58,745
I hate it. There's no point.
1311
01:04:58,881 --> 01:05:00,482
I don't understand
when I'm gonna use any of it.
1312
01:05:00,617 --> 01:05:02,020
And I told that to him.
I was like, "I don't..."
1313
01:05:02,155 --> 01:05:03,379
Oh, you don't use it ever.
1314
01:05:03,515 --> 01:05:05,180
The thing about it is...
1315
01:05:05,315 --> 01:05:06,850
Why do I want to learn that
if I'm not gonna use it?
1316
01:05:06,985 --> 01:05:08,125
- It's, like, problem solving.
- Hey.
1317
01:05:10,093 --> 01:05:11,953
What happened to therapy?
1318
01:05:13,863 --> 01:05:15,893
Are you serious?
1319
01:05:16,029 --> 01:05:18,364
I mean, that was... that was
four hours ago, and you...
1320
01:05:18,499 --> 01:05:19,995
You know what, I'm-I'm not...
1321
01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:21,663
- I'm done.
- Oh, honey, grab a seat.
1322
01:05:21,798 --> 01:05:24,273
Come here. Come on.
1323
01:05:29,176 --> 01:05:30,774
Come on, babe.
1324
01:05:32,383 --> 01:05:34,213
We, uh, got screwed
on the mashed potatoes.
1325
01:05:34,348 --> 01:05:37,147
We got gravy, just no potatoes.
1326
01:05:37,282 --> 01:05:38,617
Anyway...
1327
01:05:39,819 --> 01:05:42,092
So, uh, I don't know,
maybe we take
1328
01:05:42,227 --> 01:05:44,623
a little road trip
down to Six Flags.
1329
01:05:44,758 --> 01:05:47,587
Get some, uh...
get some sunshine, you know?
1330
01:05:47,723 --> 01:05:49,099
A little adventure?
1331
01:05:49,234 --> 01:05:50,430
I'm gonna have
a little extra money,
1332
01:05:50,565 --> 01:05:52,895
seeing as I, uh,
may have got a job.
1333
01:05:54,430 --> 01:05:55,364
Yeah.
1334
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:56,767
You guys remember Cliff?
1335
01:05:56,902 --> 01:05:59,035
You know, Sex Machine?
Does James Brown?
1336
01:05:59,171 --> 01:06:01,606
He says he might have some work
for me down at this Thai joint.
1337
01:06:01,742 --> 01:06:04,279
Uh, they just need
a host for karaoke,
1338
01:06:04,414 --> 01:06:08,151
but, uh, he thought
I could fill in for him.
1339
01:06:11,279 --> 01:06:14,157
So, you're gonna play
Neil Diamond songs?
1340
01:06:16,121 --> 01:06:17,823
Uh, no.
1341
01:06:17,958 --> 01:06:20,295
I mean, maybe a few, but
it's more of a hosting thing.
1342
01:06:20,430 --> 01:06:22,425
Getting other people singing,
you know?
1343
01:06:22,561 --> 01:06:24,600
- Yeah.
- Karaoke.
1344
01:06:25,569 --> 01:06:27,127
You know, it's only temporary.
It's, uh...
1345
01:06:27,262 --> 01:06:29,101
you know, until your mother
and me can, uh...
1346
01:06:29,236 --> 01:06:30,800
Get back on our feet?
1347
01:06:39,351 --> 01:06:41,712
How are things going at home?
1348
01:06:43,313 --> 01:06:44,545
Not.
1349
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:46,220
Hmm.
1350
01:06:46,356 --> 01:06:48,347
I know the band
has other gigs, but, uh,
1351
01:06:48,483 --> 01:06:51,460
maybe you and Claire can still
use that karaoke machine.
1352
01:06:53,958 --> 01:06:55,991
It's not about
the instrumentation.
1353
01:06:56,126 --> 01:06:58,927
It's just, she won't
get up out of bed.
1354
01:06:59,062 --> 01:07:02,802
It's these drugs she's on,
and...
1355
01:07:02,937 --> 01:07:05,135
her mind, it...
1356
01:07:05,271 --> 01:07:07,332
Now, what does a duo do
1357
01:07:07,468 --> 01:07:10,674
if one doesn't want to do
what the other's doing?
1358
01:07:17,855 --> 01:07:20,849
I believe in you, Mike.
1359
01:07:21,858 --> 01:07:23,989
I always have.
1360
01:07:24,124 --> 01:07:25,854
Now, open up here.
1361
01:07:25,989 --> 01:07:27,494
Do you sing anything current?
1362
01:07:27,629 --> 01:07:30,457
Anything contemporary pop
or just dad rock stuff?
1363
01:07:30,592 --> 01:07:32,225
Dad rock? Like...
1364
01:07:32,361 --> 01:07:35,334
She means like, you know,
Skynyrd, Creedence, Steely Dan.
1365
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:36,830
- That type of thing.
- Oh, yeah.
1366
01:07:36,966 --> 01:07:38,372
I rock with those guys.
Yeah, I mean...
1367
01:07:38,508 --> 01:07:40,267
Sorry, are you saying
you don't want me
1368
01:07:40,403 --> 01:07:42,236
- to sing those songs or...
- I'm not saying not to.
1369
01:07:42,371 --> 01:07:44,208
I just want to hear Aaliyah and
Alanis every once in a while.
1370
01:07:44,343 --> 01:07:46,573
Yeah, Monica, Mariah.
1371
01:07:46,708 --> 01:07:48,582
See, the thing is, uh,
1372
01:07:48,717 --> 01:07:51,180
I got more of a specified act,
like Sex Machine here.
1373
01:07:51,315 --> 01:07:54,317
I mean, past year, I'm known
for singing Neil Diamond music.
1374
01:07:54,453 --> 01:07:56,748
But he can sing any music.
1375
01:07:56,883 --> 01:08:00,261
Luther Vandross, Usher, Jodeci.
1376
01:08:02,556 --> 01:08:03,764
...Neil Diamond?
1377
01:08:09,233 --> 01:08:11,637
Ah. "Soolaimon"?
1378
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,237
"Soolaimon"?
You know "Soolaimon"?
1379
01:08:14,373 --> 01:08:15,570
Nobody knows "Soolaimon."
1380
01:08:15,705 --> 01:08:16,967
They only know
"Sweet Caroline."
1381
01:08:17,102 --> 01:08:20,242
"America," "Cracklin' Rosie."
1382
01:08:20,378 --> 01:08:22,208
You sing "Play Me"?
1383
01:08:22,344 --> 01:08:23,913
Anytime.
1384
01:08:24,049 --> 01:08:26,716
Ah. Ah.
1385
01:08:28,020 --> 01:08:29,620
Ah.
1386
01:08:31,017 --> 01:08:32,885
...Neil Diamond.
1387
01:08:33,021 --> 01:08:35,626
You do know
who Jodeci is, right?
1388
01:08:45,037 --> 01:08:46,703
Hmm.
1389
01:08:49,844 --> 01:08:52,071
You can do your Neil Diamond
thing on Wednesday nights,
1390
01:08:52,206 --> 01:08:54,705
host karaoke Friday,
Saturday and Sunday.
1391
01:08:54,841 --> 01:08:56,143
Yeah.
1392
01:08:56,278 --> 01:08:57,546
Boom.
1393
01:08:57,682 --> 01:08:59,576
Brown, Brown,
Brown, Brown, Brown.
1394
01:08:59,711 --> 01:09:01,380
Head of family.
1395
01:09:01,515 --> 01:09:03,290
Yeah, yeah.
1396
01:09:04,089 --> 01:09:05,624
All right.
1397
01:09:05,759 --> 01:09:07,621
Name something that people
shake before they use it.
1398
01:09:07,757 --> 01:09:09,253
Yes, sir?
1399
01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:30,779
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
1400
01:09:39,090 --> 01:09:40,789
Claire?
1401
01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:51,460
Claire? Claire?
1402
01:09:51,596 --> 01:09:53,531
Tell me something that men do
1403
01:09:53,666 --> 01:09:55,098
better than women.
1404
01:09:58,505 --> 01:10:00,209
As you were.
1405
01:10:00,344 --> 01:10:01,676
Oh, hey, Sister Anne.
1406
01:10:01,812 --> 01:10:04,211
Uh, no, this is Lightning,
her husband.
1407
01:10:04,346 --> 01:10:06,011
I mean Mike.
1408
01:10:07,282 --> 01:10:09,384
Uh...
1409
01:10:09,519 --> 01:10:11,352
Okay, yeah. No, sure. Tomorrow?
1410
01:10:11,488 --> 01:10:13,319
We... No, we can be there.
1411
01:10:13,455 --> 01:10:14,718
Uh, all right.
1412
01:10:14,854 --> 01:10:16,758
You have a good day, too.
1413
01:10:18,029 --> 01:10:19,760
Uh...
1414
01:10:19,896 --> 01:10:22,693
Why didn't you pick up
the phone?
1415
01:10:22,829 --> 01:10:24,896
Uh, that was Sister Anne.
1416
01:10:25,031 --> 01:10:27,529
She, uh...
she wants us to come in
1417
01:10:27,664 --> 01:10:31,377
for some kind of parent-teacher
thing tomorrow for Dana.
1418
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:35,238
All right, I got to get ready
to go out.
1419
01:10:37,414 --> 01:10:38,846
Where are you going?
1420
01:10:38,981 --> 01:10:41,717
Uh, I got my night gig
at the Thai joint.
1421
01:10:41,852 --> 01:10:44,456
Been doing it for weeks now,
you space cadet.
1422
01:10:45,925 --> 01:10:48,021
Yeah.
1423
01:10:48,157 --> 01:10:49,991
I, uh...
1424
01:10:50,126 --> 01:10:53,521
I see the way you look at those
girls in the crowd, you know?
1425
01:10:54,457 --> 01:10:56,524
How they look back at you.
I'm not a fool.
1426
01:10:56,659 --> 01:10:58,998
Oh, yeah? You think I got
a little piece on the side
1427
01:10:59,133 --> 01:11:00,937
'cause I'm so young
and wealthy? Huh?
1428
01:11:01,072 --> 01:11:04,839
I used to think it was so cute
the way you'd take the scarf
1429
01:11:04,975 --> 01:11:07,601
and put it around
all those hussies and kiss 'em.
1430
01:11:08,371 --> 01:11:09,908
The scarf was a bit.
You know that.
1431
01:11:10,044 --> 01:11:12,107
Yeah, for Elvis,
not for Neil Diamond.
1432
01:11:12,243 --> 01:11:14,848
You just wanted
to kiss them, Mike.
1433
01:11:15,913 --> 01:11:17,620
You know, I really wish
1434
01:11:17,756 --> 01:11:19,722
these medications
would make up their mind.
1435
01:11:19,857 --> 01:11:21,954
Are you gonna be, like,
loopy and not give a shit,
1436
01:11:22,089 --> 01:11:23,559
or are you gonna be angry
and paranoid?
1437
01:11:23,695 --> 01:11:25,088
You know what?
My mom was right about you.
1438
01:11:25,224 --> 01:11:27,093
You're just a selfish
son of a bitch.
1439
01:11:27,229 --> 01:11:29,595
So why don't you go find
yourself a new girlfriend
1440
01:11:29,730 --> 01:11:31,426
and give her a new nickname!
1441
01:11:31,562 --> 01:11:32,934
You think you're the only one
that's hurting?
1442
01:11:33,069 --> 01:11:35,939
- Every day, I think about
the big adios.
- Oh.
1443
01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:37,940
Every day!
1444
01:11:38,076 --> 01:11:40,100
But I'm here trying! I'm here!
1445
01:11:40,236 --> 01:11:42,346
You want to throw shit at me?
1446
01:11:42,481 --> 01:11:45,105
You ought to throw
something else!
1447
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,109
Goddamn it!
1448
01:12:03,601 --> 01:12:05,268
♪ Did you ever read
about a frog ♪
1449
01:12:05,403 --> 01:12:07,999
♪ Who dreamed of being a king ♪
1450
01:12:10,066 --> 01:12:12,333
♪ And then became one? ♪
1451
01:12:13,869 --> 01:12:16,937
♪ Well, except for the names
and a few other changes ♪
1452
01:12:17,073 --> 01:12:19,175
♪ If you talk about me ♪
1453
01:12:20,276 --> 01:12:22,618
♪ The story is the same one ♪
1454
01:12:24,989 --> 01:12:28,685
♪ But I got
an emptiness deep inside... ♪
1455
01:12:28,821 --> 01:12:30,489
Oh, sorry. We're closed.
1456
01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:33,292
Oh. That's my-my dad.
1457
01:12:33,428 --> 01:12:35,056
Ah, Lightning?
1458
01:12:35,192 --> 01:12:37,495
It's my mother's birthday.
1459
01:12:37,631 --> 01:12:39,167
She died of lung cancer.
1460
01:12:39,303 --> 01:12:41,167
Sad songs all night.
1461
01:12:41,302 --> 01:12:42,901
Right.
1462
01:12:45,135 --> 01:12:48,368
♪ "I am," I said ♪
1463
01:12:50,545 --> 01:12:53,714
♪ To no one there ♪
1464
01:12:55,309 --> 01:12:59,144
♪ And no one heard at all ♪
1465
01:12:59,279 --> 01:13:02,723
♪ Not even the chair ♪
1466
01:13:05,087 --> 01:13:08,289
♪ "I am," I cried ♪
1467
01:13:10,832 --> 01:13:13,734
♪ "I am," said I. ♪
1468
01:13:29,153 --> 01:13:30,514
You know, I...
1469
01:13:30,650 --> 01:13:32,249
I talk to Rachel a lot.
1470
01:13:32,385 --> 01:13:33,789
Hmm.
1471
01:13:34,926 --> 01:13:39,385
Rachel says that you and Claire
have been fighting a lot more.
1472
01:13:40,997 --> 01:13:43,056
So...
1473
01:13:43,191 --> 01:13:45,032
- Are you drinking or...
- No.
1474
01:13:45,167 --> 01:13:49,059
I'm wondering if, uh, the ride
would be a little less bumpy
1475
01:13:49,195 --> 01:13:51,364
if I fell off the wagon.
1476
01:13:53,042 --> 01:13:55,204
- When was your last meeting?
- Angie, what are you doing?
1477
01:13:55,340 --> 01:13:57,711
You're my daughter.
You're not my sponsor.
1478
01:14:13,597 --> 01:14:15,596
Look, everybody tells me
to move on.
1479
01:14:15,732 --> 01:14:17,088
I'm the guy
that looks like Neil.
1480
01:14:17,224 --> 01:14:18,466
"Why do you need Claire?"
1481
01:14:18,601 --> 01:14:21,792
But they-they
just don't get it.
1482
01:14:21,928 --> 01:14:23,704
I...
1483
01:14:28,074 --> 01:14:32,339
I love her, and I'm...
I'm losing her.
1484
01:14:36,044 --> 01:14:38,677
Listen, just...
1485
01:14:38,812 --> 01:14:41,115
Dad...
1486
01:14:41,251 --> 01:14:43,481
would you just please
go to a meeting?
1487
01:14:44,290 --> 01:14:46,022
Please?
1488
01:14:48,129 --> 01:14:49,758
Mm.
1489
01:15:11,714 --> 01:15:13,918
♪ ♪
1490
01:15:20,051 --> 01:15:22,190
Mike?
1491
01:15:31,173 --> 01:15:33,366
♪ ♪
1492
01:15:51,055 --> 01:15:53,583
Ladies and gentlemen.
1493
01:16:16,306 --> 01:16:20,879
♪ Sweet dreams ♪
1494
01:16:21,014 --> 01:16:24,053
♪ Of you ♪
1495
01:16:25,018 --> 01:16:29,855
♪ Every night ♪
1496
01:16:29,990 --> 01:16:35,459
♪ I go through ♪
1497
01:16:37,770 --> 01:16:43,475
♪ Why can't I forget you ♪
1498
01:16:43,610 --> 01:16:49,241
♪ And start my life anew ♪
1499
01:16:49,376 --> 01:16:54,714
♪ Instead of having
sweet dreams ♪
1500
01:16:54,850 --> 01:16:59,483
♪ About you? ♪
1501
01:17:01,053 --> 01:17:06,429
♪ Sweet dreams ♪
1502
01:17:06,564 --> 01:17:09,566
♪ Of you ♪
1503
01:17:09,701 --> 01:17:11,761
Claire. Honey.
1504
01:17:11,897 --> 01:17:13,233
Claire.
1505
01:17:14,069 --> 01:17:15,639
Claire, come on. Come on down.
1506
01:17:15,774 --> 01:17:17,638
- Mike.
- Come on, let's go.
1507
01:17:17,774 --> 01:17:19,468
♪ Come true ♪
1508
01:17:19,604 --> 01:17:22,374
- Claire.
- Mike, don't do this.
1509
01:17:22,509 --> 01:17:24,277
- Mike, you're embarrassing me.
- No, no.
1510
01:17:24,412 --> 01:17:26,146
- I am not stopping.
- This is not your show.
1511
01:17:26,281 --> 01:17:27,709
- No.
- This is... You're confused.
1512
01:17:27,843 --> 01:17:29,279
- This is embarrassing.
- Come on. Come on, baby.
1513
01:17:29,415 --> 01:17:31,249
Mike, I would never
do this to you.
1514
01:17:31,384 --> 01:17:32,956
- You're scaring everybody.
- No, no.
1515
01:17:33,092 --> 01:17:34,482
And you're gonna get
yourself hurt. Let's go.
1516
01:17:34,617 --> 01:17:36,124
- Mike, no.
- Let's go. Go.
1517
01:17:36,259 --> 01:17:38,485
- I am not going any... Mike.
- Come on. Come on!
1518
01:17:41,895 --> 01:17:43,597
No.
1519
01:17:43,732 --> 01:17:45,497
- No, no.
- Mom?
1520
01:17:45,633 --> 01:17:47,301
What are you doing?
What are you all doing up here?
1521
01:17:47,437 --> 01:17:49,272
- It's okay. It's okay.
- What about the show?
1522
01:17:49,408 --> 01:17:50,697
- She's just tired. It's okay.
- Okay, we just...
1523
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:51,939
Mom, we just are trying
to help you, Mom.
1524
01:17:52,075 --> 01:17:53,835
- No, no.
- Okay? We just...
1525
01:17:53,971 --> 01:17:55,302
No, this is my show.
I'm up here. I'm up here, Mike!
1526
01:17:55,438 --> 01:17:56,547
Okay, come on. Let's go.
1527
01:17:56,682 --> 01:17:58,113
I'm not going to stop the show!
1528
01:17:58,248 --> 01:17:59,783
- Come on, let's go.
- Don't touch me.
1529
01:17:59,918 --> 01:18:01,280
You're not even
supposed to be up here.
1530
01:18:01,416 --> 01:18:03,746
- Stop it, Mike!
- Baby, come here.
1531
01:18:03,882 --> 01:18:06,650
- Stop it. This is my show.
- Baby, come here. Come here.
1532
01:18:06,786 --> 01:18:09,316
- This is my show!
- It's okay. It's okay.
1533
01:18:09,452 --> 01:18:11,127
Mike's got it, okay?
1534
01:18:11,263 --> 01:18:13,327
- Help me.
- He'll figure it out.
1535
01:18:13,463 --> 01:18:16,498
- It's all right. It's okay.
- Mom.
1536
01:18:20,468 --> 01:18:22,363
There's a 72-hour
observation period
1537
01:18:22,498 --> 01:18:24,107
for all voluntary patients.
1538
01:18:24,243 --> 01:18:26,538
A mental health professional
will assess her condition
1539
01:18:26,673 --> 01:18:29,769
and determine the course of
treatment and length of stay.
1540
01:18:29,905 --> 01:18:31,871
And if you could just fill out
the medication
1541
01:18:32,006 --> 01:18:33,515
she's currently taking
or anything she'll need
1542
01:18:33,651 --> 01:18:35,313
over the next three weeks.
1543
01:18:38,113 --> 01:18:39,680
I...
1544
01:18:39,815 --> 01:18:42,514
I know I'm a...
I'm a stranger to you,
1545
01:18:42,650 --> 01:18:45,191
but what I could really use...
1546
01:18:47,828 --> 01:18:49,727
...right now is...
1547
01:18:49,862 --> 01:18:52,526
is for you to just tell me I'm
doing the right thing for...
1548
01:18:52,661 --> 01:18:54,695
...for her.
1549
01:18:56,502 --> 01:18:59,073
We're gonna take
really good care of her,
1550
01:18:59,208 --> 01:19:01,911
make sure she gets
what she needs, okay?
1551
01:19:11,983 --> 01:19:14,055
You okay?
1552
01:19:17,725 --> 01:19:19,052
Yeah, yeah.
1553
01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:20,395
Yeah.
1554
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:27,094
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1555
01:19:30,068 --> 01:19:32,602
Oh, Mike.
1556
01:19:32,737 --> 01:19:34,866
I don't think we've been apart
more than a day
1557
01:19:35,001 --> 01:19:37,770
since we've been married.
1558
01:19:38,746 --> 01:19:41,115
It's okay.
1559
01:19:42,085 --> 01:19:45,244
- Okay. Okay.
- It's okay.
1560
01:19:48,624 --> 01:19:50,717
Okay.
1561
01:19:53,463 --> 01:19:54,787
Thank you.
1562
01:20:02,463 --> 01:20:04,462
Right through there.
1563
01:20:12,444 --> 01:20:16,115
♪ O holy night ♪
1564
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:21,280
♪ The stars are
brightly shining ♪
1565
01:20:21,416 --> 01:20:23,782
♪ It is the night ♪
1566
01:20:23,918 --> 01:20:28,089
♪ Of our dear Savior's
birth... ♪
1567
01:20:28,225 --> 01:20:29,723
Hey. Um...
1568
01:20:29,858 --> 01:20:31,262
I was wondering if I could
speak to the manager
1569
01:20:31,397 --> 01:20:33,423
or the guy who, um...
who does the hiring.
1570
01:20:33,559 --> 01:20:35,164
My radiator is hissing.
1571
01:20:35,299 --> 01:20:36,663
I'm trying to get a job here.
1572
01:20:36,799 --> 01:20:38,369
Yeah, well, I'm trying
to get to my job.
1573
01:20:38,505 --> 01:20:40,337
Being that I'm the only one
that has one here.
1574
01:20:40,472 --> 01:20:43,142
Uh, listen, I-I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. God.
1575
01:20:49,150 --> 01:20:51,517
All right.
1576
01:20:51,652 --> 01:20:52,948
Here you go.
1577
01:20:53,084 --> 01:20:54,879
Here you go. Hold this.
1578
01:20:56,481 --> 01:20:57,814
Just pour it in.
1579
01:20:57,950 --> 01:20:59,154
- But there's a leak.
- Yeah.
1580
01:20:59,290 --> 01:21:01,657
It'll fix it. Just do it.
1581
01:21:01,792 --> 01:21:03,954
It's got, uh, like,
little metal particles in it
1582
01:21:04,090 --> 01:21:05,792
that, uh, heat up
while the car is running.
1583
01:21:05,927 --> 01:21:08,693
And then it melts into
the leak, welds it closed.
1584
01:21:08,828 --> 01:21:11,834
- Slow, slow, slow.
- Yeah.
1585
01:21:11,969 --> 01:21:13,536
I get it.
1586
01:21:13,672 --> 01:21:15,204
There's people in this world
that get new shit,
1587
01:21:15,339 --> 01:21:17,534
and then there's people like us
1588
01:21:17,670 --> 01:21:21,045
just patching up broken shit.
1589
01:21:21,181 --> 01:21:23,373
I... I know this
has been hard for you.
1590
01:21:23,509 --> 01:21:25,040
Somewhere along the way,
1591
01:21:25,176 --> 01:21:27,878
I got put in charge
of everyone's problems.
1592
01:21:28,013 --> 01:21:31,480
I worry about my mother.
I worry about Dana.
1593
01:21:33,152 --> 01:21:35,358
Every time you touch
your chest, I worry about you.
1594
01:21:35,494 --> 01:21:37,020
I don't want you worrying,
and trust me,
1595
01:21:37,155 --> 01:21:38,388
this thing with your mother
is gonna get better.
1596
01:21:38,523 --> 01:21:40,231
I'm pregnant.
1597
01:21:43,802 --> 01:21:45,438
Oh. Okay.
1598
01:21:45,573 --> 01:21:48,197
Uh... uh, when?
1599
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:50,333
Like...
1600
01:21:50,468 --> 01:21:51,906
four months ago.
1601
01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:53,605
Four months?
1602
01:21:53,741 --> 01:21:55,341
Oh, my God.
How did we miss this?
1603
01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:57,040
Because you're all crazy.
1604
01:21:57,176 --> 01:21:59,113
I mean, I'm-I'm huge.
How can you not see?
1605
01:21:59,249 --> 01:22:00,846
We all put on some pounds.
1606
01:22:00,981 --> 01:22:03,347
I just thought it was
a family phase. It's...
1607
01:22:03,483 --> 01:22:05,157
Uh, here. Give me that.
1608
01:22:05,927 --> 01:22:08,022
Uh, is it the guy you were...
1609
01:22:08,157 --> 01:22:10,355
No, that's over.
1610
01:22:10,491 --> 01:22:12,365
He can't be counted on.
1611
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,066
And...
1612
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:17,897
I guess neither can I.
1613
01:22:18,733 --> 01:22:21,205
Aw, baby. Baby, baby.
1614
01:22:26,172 --> 01:22:27,946
Okay.
1615
01:22:28,082 --> 01:22:30,607
So we got this thing
in the Marines.
1616
01:22:30,742 --> 01:22:32,282
It's called a SMEAC, all right?
1617
01:22:32,417 --> 01:22:35,578
Stands for "situation,"
"mission," "execution,"
1618
01:22:35,713 --> 01:22:37,750
"administration" and "command."
1619
01:22:37,885 --> 01:22:40,348
It's a way to break down
a problem real simple.
1620
01:22:40,483 --> 01:22:41,687
Okay.
1621
01:22:42,523 --> 01:22:44,262
So, what's the situation?
1622
01:22:45,065 --> 01:22:47,061
- I'm knocked up.
- Okay. Okay.
1623
01:22:47,197 --> 01:22:48,757
So, what's the mission?
1624
01:22:48,892 --> 01:22:50,795
What do you want
to do about it?
1625
01:22:52,396 --> 01:22:55,467
I want to give it to a couple
that wants to have a baby.
1626
01:22:55,602 --> 01:22:57,232
Okay, so that's the mission.
1627
01:22:57,368 --> 01:23:00,278
Okay. Now you got to execute.
You got to have the kid.
1628
01:23:00,413 --> 01:23:02,606
I already called the
Adoption Information Center,
1629
01:23:02,741 --> 01:23:04,777
and there's a potential couple
1630
01:23:04,912 --> 01:23:07,584
that could assist
in medical bills and all that.
1631
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,952
Okay, so you already took care
of the "A" for administration.
1632
01:23:10,088 --> 01:23:11,518
That just leaves command.
1633
01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:13,185
So, who do you want to be
in charge of all this,
1634
01:23:13,320 --> 01:23:15,423
you know, helping you?
1635
01:23:20,295 --> 01:23:22,430
My mom.
1636
01:23:38,913 --> 01:23:42,417
Whenever Mike would run off
to his AA meetings, I...
1637
01:23:45,257 --> 01:23:47,653
I was always
pretty ugly about it.
1638
01:23:51,287 --> 01:23:54,225
Like, why can't you just
deal with your problems
1639
01:23:54,361 --> 01:23:56,530
without all the talking?
1640
01:24:00,663 --> 01:24:01,996
Mike can talk.
1641
01:24:02,132 --> 01:24:04,538
And I can talk, too,
and I talk a lot.
1642
01:24:04,673 --> 01:24:07,538
Sometimes I talk so much
I don't even know
1643
01:24:07,674 --> 01:24:10,345
what I'm saying half the time.
1644
01:24:13,383 --> 01:24:15,081
Yeah, and the thoughts,
they just, like,
1645
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:17,710
go around in my head.
1646
01:24:17,846 --> 01:24:20,353
Spin around all the time.
1647
01:24:20,488 --> 01:24:22,720
That's where
the singing helped.
1648
01:24:23,822 --> 01:24:26,194
And something happened
when I...
1649
01:24:26,330 --> 01:24:29,232
would sing Patsy Cline songs,
like...
1650
01:24:35,697 --> 01:24:38,236
Like, I'd...
1651
01:24:38,372 --> 01:24:40,672
just disappear, you know?
1652
01:24:41,703 --> 01:24:43,543
In the music.
1653
01:24:44,847 --> 01:24:46,178
Yeah.
1654
01:24:46,313 --> 01:24:49,410
Yeah, I'd just...
1655
01:24:49,545 --> 01:24:51,518
disappear.
1656
01:24:55,484 --> 01:24:57,016
Yeah.
1657
01:24:57,152 --> 01:24:58,857
I mean, the accident
took my leg,
1658
01:24:58,993 --> 01:25:02,127
but I shouldn't have let it
take my singing away.
1659
01:25:02,262 --> 01:25:03,864
That's mine.
1660
01:25:03,999 --> 01:25:05,927
All mine.
1661
01:25:27,087 --> 01:25:28,418
Good night, Mom.
1662
01:25:28,553 --> 01:25:30,015
Mm, good night, sweetheart.
1663
01:25:30,151 --> 01:25:32,459
- Love you.
- Okay. Love you, too.
1664
01:25:34,560 --> 01:25:36,888
Good night, kiddo.
1665
01:25:37,024 --> 01:25:38,592
- Love you.
- Love you.
1666
01:25:38,728 --> 01:25:40,632
- Good night.
- Night.
1667
01:25:48,102 --> 01:25:50,411
I made a pot of coffee.
You want some?
1668
01:25:51,211 --> 01:25:53,139
No, thank you.
1669
01:26:00,882 --> 01:26:02,317
You want to watch a show?
1670
01:26:02,452 --> 01:26:03,581
I don't know.
1671
01:26:03,717 --> 01:26:05,689
Unless you do.
1672
01:26:06,557 --> 01:26:08,756
When do you go back to work?
1673
01:26:08,892 --> 01:26:11,464
I start back
at the shop tomorrow.
1674
01:26:12,299 --> 01:26:13,664
Well, what about karaoke?
1675
01:26:13,799 --> 01:26:16,260
Claire, we-we just got home.
I'm tired.
1676
01:26:16,395 --> 01:26:18,196
I-I'm just asking
a question, Mike.
1677
01:26:18,331 --> 01:26:20,135
No, no, you're getting ready
to argue.
1678
01:26:20,271 --> 01:26:22,442
And, you know, I just
don't know what's okay to say
1679
01:26:22,577 --> 01:26:24,639
and not to say
since you went to that place.
1680
01:26:24,774 --> 01:26:26,111
Well, if you have
any questions,
1681
01:26:26,247 --> 01:26:28,681
I can answer them for you.
1682
01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:30,148
I...
1683
01:26:30,284 --> 01:26:32,014
I didn't get a lobotomy.
1684
01:26:32,150 --> 01:26:33,510
Not yet.
1685
01:26:33,646 --> 01:26:35,686
Well...
1686
01:26:40,287 --> 01:26:42,162
Well, I'm not doing
the karaoke thing
1687
01:26:42,297 --> 01:26:45,828
'cause, uh, I'm, uh...
1688
01:26:45,963 --> 01:26:47,859
well, I'm not doing
Lightning anymore.
1689
01:26:47,995 --> 01:26:49,964
That's o... that's over.
1690
01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:59,841
Lightning is, uh...
1691
01:26:59,977 --> 01:27:02,043
It's just nothing without you.
It's...
1692
01:27:02,179 --> 01:27:05,211
If you're not gonna be there
with me, I got no...
1693
01:27:05,347 --> 01:27:06,712
I got...
1694
01:27:06,847 --> 01:27:09,646
I got no song to sing. I got...
1695
01:27:09,782 --> 01:27:11,681
I got nothing.
1696
01:27:11,816 --> 01:27:13,257
♪ ♪
1697
01:27:13,393 --> 01:27:15,659
Honey. Oh, Mike.
1698
01:27:16,891 --> 01:27:18,921
It's okay.
1699
01:27:19,057 --> 01:27:21,665
Oh, honey. Breathe, honey.
1700
01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:27,000
I-I...
1701
01:27:27,136 --> 01:27:29,067
I've been doing
a lot of talking, you know,
1702
01:27:29,202 --> 01:27:31,401
- like you do at your meetings.
- Yeah.
1703
01:27:31,536 --> 01:27:34,371
And I've been figuring
things out in my head.
1704
01:27:34,506 --> 01:27:37,340
I think that the struggle
with my prosthetic...
1705
01:27:37,475 --> 01:27:40,585
I think it was more
in my head than my leg.
1706
01:27:42,455 --> 01:27:47,350
I felt hurt and-and-and ugly.
1707
01:27:50,159 --> 01:27:53,097
And, like, I had all this anger
inside of me and fear,
1708
01:27:53,233 --> 01:27:55,402
and it just cracked.
1709
01:27:58,428 --> 01:28:01,571
Now, look,
the folks at the hospital,
1710
01:28:01,707 --> 01:28:04,409
they talk about having
an emotional catharsis.
1711
01:28:04,545 --> 01:28:07,606
It's like where you let
everything go
1712
01:28:07,741 --> 01:28:10,113
and just move forward.
1713
01:28:12,376 --> 01:28:14,785
I don't think
I've had that yet,
1714
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:17,782
'cause everything still feels
very scary for me.
1715
01:28:17,917 --> 01:28:20,756
You know, walking and standing.
1716
01:28:22,192 --> 01:28:23,827
Singing.
1717
01:28:24,697 --> 01:28:28,390
But maybe if you're
there with me...
1718
01:28:30,568 --> 01:28:33,197
...I can have that catharsis.
1719
01:28:39,441 --> 01:28:41,645
Okay.
1720
01:28:46,418 --> 01:28:49,577
♪ Holly holy... ♪
1721
01:28:49,713 --> 01:28:52,390
Thank y'all for coming out here
tonight to Charm Thai.
1722
01:28:52,526 --> 01:28:54,791
Uh, we got a great night
here for you,
1723
01:28:54,926 --> 01:28:56,924
and don't forget, we, uh...
we do karaoke night
1724
01:28:57,059 --> 01:28:58,794
on Friday night,
Saturday night, Sunday night.
1725
01:28:58,929 --> 01:29:00,660
I've seen you here.
It's a lot of fun.
1726
01:29:00,795 --> 01:29:02,159
And, uh, well, there's also
1727
01:29:02,295 --> 01:29:03,532
the all-you-can-eat buffet
Monday to Friday.
1728
01:29:03,668 --> 01:29:06,368
But, uh, tonight
I got something, uh...
1729
01:29:06,504 --> 01:29:08,138
Wow, we got something special.
1730
01:29:08,273 --> 01:29:09,668
My name is Lightning.
1731
01:29:09,803 --> 01:29:12,334
This is my lovely wife Thunder.
1732
01:29:12,469 --> 01:29:15,873
And tonight,
we're gonna sing for you.
1733
01:29:16,008 --> 01:29:18,813
♪ Holly holy ♪
1734
01:29:21,518 --> 01:29:28,493
♪ Holly holy dream ♪
1735
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:36,924
♪ Wanting only you ♪
1736
01:29:37,059 --> 01:29:38,932
He's good.
1737
01:29:41,472 --> 01:29:43,667
♪ And she comes ♪
1738
01:29:43,803 --> 01:29:45,771
♪ And I run ♪
1739
01:29:45,906 --> 01:29:49,613
♪ Just like the wind will ♪
1740
01:29:50,941 --> 01:29:54,045
♪ Holly holy ♪
1741
01:29:56,116 --> 01:29:59,182
- ♪ Sing ♪
- ♪ Sing a song ♪
1742
01:30:00,015 --> 01:30:01,520
♪ Sing ♪
1743
01:30:01,656 --> 01:30:04,818
♪ Sing a song of songs ♪
1744
01:30:05,554 --> 01:30:08,995
- ♪ Sing ♪
- ♪ Sing it out ♪
1745
01:30:09,131 --> 01:30:11,862
- ♪ Sing it strong ♪
- ♪ Sing, sing ♪
1746
01:30:11,997 --> 01:30:15,737
♪ Sing, sing, yeah... ♪
1747
01:30:17,131 --> 01:30:18,906
Nice. Nice, baby.
1748
01:30:19,041 --> 01:30:22,772
You're doing great.
You're doing great.
1749
01:30:24,574 --> 01:30:27,512
♪ Call the sun
in the dead of the night ♪
1750
01:30:27,648 --> 01:30:29,416
- ♪ Call the sun ♪
- ♪ And the sun's gonna rise ♪
1751
01:30:29,552 --> 01:30:30,715
♪ In the sky... ♪
1752
01:30:30,850 --> 01:30:32,856
- Does it hurt?
- Yeah.
1753
01:30:32,991 --> 01:30:34,415
Okay.
1754
01:30:34,551 --> 01:30:36,716
♪ Touch a man
who can't walk upright ♪
1755
01:30:36,852 --> 01:30:38,888
- ♪ Touch a man ♪
- ♪ And that lame man ♪
1756
01:30:39,023 --> 01:30:40,564
♪ He's gonna fly ♪
1757
01:30:41,466 --> 01:30:43,093
- Why don't we stop?
- Okay.
1758
01:30:43,229 --> 01:30:44,929
- We stop?
- No, let's keep going.
1759
01:30:45,065 --> 01:30:47,032
- You sure?
- One more block. Yep.
1760
01:30:47,167 --> 01:30:51,734
- ♪ And I fly ♪
- ♪ Fly ♪
1761
01:30:51,870 --> 01:30:57,910
♪ Holly holy love ♪
1762
01:31:00,517 --> 01:31:07,480
♪ Take the lonely child ♪
1763
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:13,760
♪ And the seed ♪
1764
01:31:13,895 --> 01:31:19,833
♪ Let it be filled
with tomorrow ♪
1765
01:31:21,030 --> 01:31:24,864
♪ Holly holy ♪
1766
01:31:25,700 --> 01:31:27,269
- ♪ Sing ♪
- The words of Neil Diamond
1767
01:31:27,404 --> 01:31:30,673
bid you to make
a beautiful noise, Charm Thai.
1768
01:31:30,808 --> 01:31:32,506
♪ Sing ♪
1769
01:31:32,641 --> 01:31:33,974
Are you ready to sing?
1770
01:31:34,109 --> 01:31:35,142
Are you ready to sing?
1771
01:31:35,278 --> 01:31:36,451
- Yes!
- ♪ Sing ♪
1772
01:31:36,586 --> 01:31:38,249
- Are you ready to sing?
- Yes!
1773
01:31:38,385 --> 01:31:39,721
Come on!
1774
01:31:39,856 --> 01:31:41,123
- ♪ Sing a song ♪
- ♪ Sing ♪
1775
01:31:41,258 --> 01:31:42,824
♪ Sing ♪
1776
01:31:42,960 --> 01:31:43,887
- ♪ Sing, sing ♪
- Clap your hands with me.
1777
01:31:44,022 --> 01:31:46,584
- Come on!
- ♪ Yeah ♪
1778
01:31:49,363 --> 01:31:50,593
♪ Yeah ♪
1779
01:31:50,729 --> 01:31:53,825
Somechai, take the mic.
1780
01:31:54,794 --> 01:31:56,969
♪ Call the sun
in the dead of the night ♪
1781
01:31:57,104 --> 01:31:58,472
- ♪ Call the sun ♪
- ♪ And the sun ♪
1782
01:31:58,607 --> 01:32:00,965
♪ Gonna rise in the sky ♪
1783
01:32:03,770 --> 01:32:06,474
♪ Touch a man
who can't walk upright ♪
1784
01:32:06,610 --> 01:32:08,809
- ♪ Touch a man ♪
- ♪ And that lame man ♪
1785
01:32:08,944 --> 01:32:11,478
♪ He gonna fly ♪
1786
01:32:11,613 --> 01:32:15,657
- ♪ And I fly, yeah ♪
- ♪ Fly ♪
1787
01:32:15,792 --> 01:32:21,394
- ♪ And I fly ♪
- ♪ Fly ♪
1788
01:32:21,530 --> 01:32:28,329
♪ Holly holy dream ♪
1789
01:32:30,968 --> 01:32:37,305
♪ Dream of only you ♪
1790
01:32:40,340 --> 01:32:46,852
♪ Holly holy sun ♪
1791
01:32:49,590 --> 01:32:56,554
♪ Holly holy rain ♪
1792
01:32:58,830 --> 01:33:05,497
♪ Holly holy love. ♪
1793
01:33:52,412 --> 01:33:54,077
Claire.
Babe, baby, you all right?
1794
01:33:59,090 --> 01:34:01,052
I... I-I don't know
what happened.
1795
01:34:01,188 --> 01:34:02,894
I just... I lost control.
1796
01:34:10,901 --> 01:34:13,095
I-I hope you're ok...
1797
01:34:22,206 --> 01:34:24,174
I... I...
1798
01:34:24,310 --> 01:34:26,744
I-I mean, don't you see?
1799
01:34:27,881 --> 01:34:31,989
Lightning can
strike the same place twice.
1800
01:34:36,123 --> 01:34:37,686
Oh. Oh.
1801
01:34:37,821 --> 01:34:40,287
It's-it's okay.
I just...
1802
01:34:44,066 --> 01:34:46,233
Look. All this music.
1803
01:34:47,099 --> 01:34:48,329
All this life.
1804
01:34:48,465 --> 01:34:49,671
And here's my accident.
1805
01:34:49,807 --> 01:34:51,500
- Mm-hmm.
- And then...
1806
01:34:51,635 --> 01:34:53,401
- nothing.
- I see. I see.
1807
01:34:53,537 --> 01:34:54,811
What-what are you getting at?
1808
01:34:54,946 --> 01:34:56,471
I want these boxes
filled up again.
1809
01:34:56,606 --> 01:34:59,609
Bad things happen
over and over.
1810
01:34:59,744 --> 01:35:02,477
And I just want to sing,
and I want to shine
1811
01:35:02,612 --> 01:35:04,351
before another car
runs into me.
1812
01:35:04,486 --> 01:35:06,189
The car's not gonna run in...
1813
01:35:06,325 --> 01:35:07,520
Oh, God, it's like
they're aiming for me, Mike.
1814
01:35:07,656 --> 01:35:08,986
Come on.
1815
01:35:09,122 --> 01:35:11,324
I am not afraid anymore.
1816
01:35:13,094 --> 01:35:15,361
I want to be Thunder again.
1817
01:35:16,369 --> 01:35:18,837
♪ ♪
1818
01:35:21,507 --> 01:35:23,998
I know, I know...
1819
01:35:25,201 --> 01:35:28,476
I've been a little out of it
and I'm a little rusty,
1820
01:35:28,611 --> 01:35:32,974
but I'm here to be mom again
and a wife and a partner.
1821
01:35:33,110 --> 01:35:36,210
So, you know, what have I
missed these last few months?
1822
01:35:36,346 --> 01:35:38,185
What do I need to know?
1823
01:35:40,824 --> 01:35:42,523
You want to tell her or me?
1824
01:35:48,260 --> 01:35:49,524
And then slight stretch...
1825
01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:51,195
♪ I thought love was ♪
1826
01:35:51,330 --> 01:35:54,532
♪ Only true in fairy tales ♪
1827
01:35:55,535 --> 01:35:59,838
♪ Meant for someone else
but not for me ♪
1828
01:36:01,542 --> 01:36:03,175
♪ Love was out to get me ♪
1829
01:36:03,311 --> 01:36:04,913
♪ Na-na-na, na-na... ♪
1830
01:36:05,049 --> 01:36:06,809
- Hi.
- Morning, Claire.
1831
01:36:06,945 --> 01:36:11,681
♪ Disappointment haunted
all my dreams... ♪
1832
01:36:11,817 --> 01:36:16,057
One, two, three, four, five.
1833
01:36:16,193 --> 01:36:18,451
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, he's coming.
1834
01:36:18,587 --> 01:36:20,595
♪ Not a trace... ♪
1835
01:36:20,730 --> 01:36:23,625
- Hi. Aw.
- Hi.
1836
01:36:23,760 --> 01:36:25,425
♪ I'm in love ♪
1837
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:27,070
♪ Mmm ♪
1838
01:36:27,205 --> 01:36:28,764
♪ And I'm a believer ♪
1839
01:36:28,899 --> 01:36:32,238
♪ I couldn't leave her
if I tried ♪
1840
01:36:33,902 --> 01:36:35,776
Hey!
1841
01:36:45,750 --> 01:36:47,117
♪ Love was out to get me ♪
1842
01:36:47,253 --> 01:36:48,716
♪ Do-da, da-da ♪
1843
01:36:48,852 --> 01:36:49,922
♪ That's the way it seemed ♪
1844
01:36:50,058 --> 01:36:51,687
♪ Do-da, da-da ♪
1845
01:36:51,822 --> 01:36:53,760
♪ Disappointment haunted
all my dreams ♪
1846
01:36:56,426 --> 01:36:59,229
♪ Then I saw her face ♪
1847
01:36:59,364 --> 01:37:02,037
♪ Now I'm a believer ♪
1848
01:37:02,872 --> 01:37:04,969
♪ And not a trace ♪
1849
01:37:05,105 --> 01:37:07,102
♪ Of doubt in my mind ♪
1850
01:37:08,005 --> 01:37:10,738
- ♪ I'm in love ♪
- ♪ Mmm ♪
1851
01:37:10,873 --> 01:37:12,444
♪ And I'm a believer ♪
1852
01:37:12,579 --> 01:37:15,318
♪ I couldn't leave her
if I tried ♪
1853
01:37:17,420 --> 01:37:20,285
We're here today
joined by two local legends
1854
01:37:20,421 --> 01:37:23,123
staging the comeback
of their careers.
1855
01:37:23,259 --> 01:37:24,987
The universe sent two cars
to kill me,
1856
01:37:25,122 --> 01:37:27,989
uh, but I'm still standing,
even if it's on one leg.
1857
01:37:29,560 --> 01:37:31,656
- ♪ I'm in love ♪
- ♪ Mmm ♪
1858
01:37:31,791 --> 01:37:33,497
♪ And I'm a believer ♪
1859
01:37:33,632 --> 01:37:37,137
♪ I couldn't leave her
if I tried. ♪
1860
01:37:38,738 --> 01:37:39,774
Yes!
1861
01:37:41,643 --> 01:37:44,309
I am a believer!
1862
01:37:48,147 --> 01:37:49,577
Mike, Claire,
1863
01:37:49,713 --> 01:37:51,251
I want you to meet
my friend Buddy Holmes.
1864
01:37:51,386 --> 01:37:52,916
- Hey.
- He's event coordinator
here at the Ritz.
1865
01:37:53,051 --> 01:37:54,252
- Hi.
- Buddy.
1866
01:37:54,387 --> 01:37:56,016
- Thank you both for coming.
- Claire.
1867
01:37:56,151 --> 01:37:58,022
You've been getting a lot
of press with your comeback.
1868
01:37:58,157 --> 01:37:59,921
Yeah, we never really left.
1869
01:38:00,056 --> 01:38:03,991
That's why I wanted to talk
to you about playing here.
1870
01:38:04,126 --> 01:38:05,528
Uh...
1871
01:38:05,663 --> 01:38:07,330
Oh, are we gonna open
for Pearl Jam again?
1872
01:38:07,466 --> 01:38:09,336
No, you'd be the headliner.
1873
01:38:09,472 --> 01:38:11,839
It'd be on a Wednesday night
three weeks from now.
1874
01:38:11,975 --> 01:38:13,304
That'll give us
just enough time
1875
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:15,199
to get the word out,
sell some tickets.
1876
01:38:15,335 --> 01:38:17,103
Uh, sorry, you expect us to
fill this place on a Wednesday?
1877
01:38:17,238 --> 01:38:19,079
Oh, we'll make it work, Mike.
We'll make it work.
1878
01:38:19,214 --> 01:38:20,509
We know what you mean
to Milwaukee.
1879
01:38:20,644 --> 01:38:22,048
Hey, dreaming it is one thing,
1880
01:38:22,184 --> 01:38:23,346
but, you know,
we're not fools, Buddy.
1881
01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:25,208
Mike, don't you know
1882
01:38:25,344 --> 01:38:27,747
what's happening in three weeks
on a Wednesday night?
1883
01:38:30,457 --> 01:38:32,657
- What? What? What's happening?
- Neil Diamond.
1884
01:38:32,793 --> 01:38:34,659
Neil Diamond.
1885
01:38:34,794 --> 01:38:37,855
He's playing a sold-out show
at the Wisconsin Center Arena.
1886
01:38:37,990 --> 01:38:39,389
We want to be
the counterprogramming
1887
01:38:39,525 --> 01:38:40,691
to that event.
1888
01:38:40,827 --> 01:38:42,701
Those who can't see
Neil Diamond
1889
01:38:42,837 --> 01:38:44,665
see the next best thing.
1890
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:47,404
Could we just take a second?
One moment.
1891
01:38:51,478 --> 01:38:53,405
Babe, I don't know
if we're ready for this.
1892
01:38:53,540 --> 01:38:55,240
- Oh.
- I mean...
1893
01:38:55,375 --> 01:38:57,315
I think you are.
1894
01:38:58,620 --> 01:39:00,417
I know I am.
1895
01:39:07,897 --> 01:39:09,888
We're gonna need a choir.
1896
01:39:12,664 --> 01:39:14,992
Sex Machine is the
choir director at his church.
1897
01:39:15,127 --> 01:39:16,397
Great, and timpani.
You know, the big drums?
1898
01:39:16,532 --> 01:39:18,237
What would you need
timpani for?
1899
01:39:18,372 --> 01:39:19,937
I'll get the timpani, Mike.
1900
01:39:20,073 --> 01:39:21,736
I'll get the timpani.
1901
01:39:21,872 --> 01:39:24,440
Especially because
we're opening with "Soolaimon."
1902
01:39:26,372 --> 01:39:28,244
"Solomon"?
1903
01:39:28,379 --> 01:39:30,611
"Soolaimon."
1904
01:39:33,685 --> 01:39:35,714
Okay, so remember
Rachel's gonna pick us up,
1905
01:39:35,850 --> 01:39:37,552
but I think I want to go
with Johnny to get
1906
01:39:37,688 --> 01:39:39,285
- a head start on my hair.
- Are you nervous?
1907
01:39:39,421 --> 01:39:41,052
No, actually, I'm not.
1908
01:39:41,188 --> 01:39:43,422
But maybe I will right before
the show. What about you?
1909
01:39:43,558 --> 01:39:44,960
I just hope people come, babe.
1910
01:39:46,363 --> 01:39:47,628
- Hey.
- Mike!
1911
01:39:47,763 --> 01:39:48,425
- Oh, hey.
- Go ahead. You talk.
1912
01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:51,435
Okay, okay, okay.
1913
01:39:51,570 --> 01:39:55,300
I know the event coordinator
at the Wisconsin Center.
1914
01:39:55,436 --> 01:39:57,203
He was at your wedding.
1915
01:39:57,338 --> 01:39:58,538
You know, big guy.
1916
01:39:58,674 --> 01:40:00,477
- He had a big red beard.
- Good Lord.
1917
01:40:00,613 --> 01:40:03,644
Mike, you are going to meet
Neil Diamond tonight.
1918
01:40:03,779 --> 01:40:05,815
I-I was gonna get to that.
1919
01:40:05,950 --> 01:40:06,985
Oh, my God.
1920
01:40:07,120 --> 01:40:08,250
- What do you mean?
- What?
1921
01:40:08,386 --> 01:40:09,815
He's gonna meet the two of you
1922
01:40:09,950 --> 01:40:12,816
at Lake Front Frozen Custard
after the show.
1923
01:40:12,951 --> 01:40:14,827
He's gonna drop in
with his bus.
1924
01:40:14,963 --> 01:40:16,259
He loves their frozen custard.
1925
01:40:16,395 --> 01:40:17,586
What are you gonna say
to him, Dad?
1926
01:40:17,722 --> 01:40:19,489
Hopefully nothing dumb.
1927
01:40:19,625 --> 01:40:21,056
Oh, no, don't be silly.
1928
01:40:21,191 --> 01:40:23,129
It's just two musicians
after their show.
1929
01:40:23,265 --> 01:40:25,604
Uh, both sold-out shows.
1930
01:40:25,739 --> 01:40:27,172
We're sold out?
1931
01:40:27,307 --> 01:40:28,673
- It sold out? Sold out?
- Sold out.
1932
01:40:28,808 --> 01:40:29,971
Yeah, we sold out.
1933
01:40:32,746 --> 01:40:33,969
Now I'm nervous.
1934
01:40:34,105 --> 01:40:35,377
This is a huge win for you.
1935
01:40:35,512 --> 01:40:36,939
You earned this, Mike.
You earned it.
1936
01:40:37,074 --> 01:40:38,348
He did. I'm so happy.
1937
01:40:38,483 --> 01:40:40,148
- Are you crying?
- I'm just so happy.
1938
01:40:40,283 --> 01:40:41,681
Are you crying? I love you.
1939
01:40:41,816 --> 01:40:43,150
- I'm so happy for you.
- Come here.
1940
01:40:43,285 --> 01:40:44,948
I'm so happy, too.
1941
01:40:45,083 --> 01:40:46,888
All right, get out of here.
Go, go, go.
1942
01:40:47,024 --> 01:40:48,457
- We'll see you over there.
- I'll-I'll see you there.
1943
01:40:48,592 --> 01:40:49,786
- I'm going with Rachel.
- Congratulations.
1944
01:40:49,922 --> 01:40:51,228
- Okay. Okay.
- This is gonna be great.
1945
01:40:51,364 --> 01:40:52,559
Come on,
we've got things to do.
1946
01:40:52,694 --> 01:40:54,255
- Why do you do that?
- Oh, my...
1947
01:40:55,562 --> 01:40:56,794
Mr. Diamond...
1948
01:40:56,930 --> 01:40:59,669
Or Neil. Can I...
Can I call you Neil?
1949
01:40:59,804 --> 01:41:02,799
You know, there's a certain way
that you sing "touching."
1950
01:41:02,935 --> 01:41:04,506
I mean, you must know
what I mean.
1951
01:41:04,642 --> 01:41:06,769
Of course you know
what I mean. It's you.
1952
01:41:06,905 --> 01:41:10,813
♪ Touching me, touching you. ♪
1953
01:41:10,948 --> 01:41:14,049
It's so good. I mean, it's just
a small thing, but, like...
1954
01:41:14,185 --> 01:41:16,047
♪ Touching... ♪
1955
01:41:16,183 --> 01:41:17,848
Oh!
1956
01:41:30,461 --> 01:41:32,665
♪ ♪
1957
01:41:42,179 --> 01:41:44,006
Okay.
1958
01:41:52,581 --> 01:41:53,714
Papa?
1959
01:41:53,850 --> 01:41:55,550
I'm getting dressed.
1960
01:41:56,486 --> 01:41:58,853
Uh, Angelina had some friends
she wanted to bring tonight,
1961
01:41:58,988 --> 01:42:01,329
but I guess it's sold out.
1962
01:42:01,465 --> 01:42:03,366
Uh, yeah, no, no. We, uh...
1963
01:42:04,564 --> 01:42:06,763
We've got that handled.
1964
01:42:06,898 --> 01:42:09,405
Hey, I'm going to, uh...
1965
01:42:09,540 --> 01:42:11,935
I'm gonna meet Neil Diamond
tonight.
1966
01:42:12,737 --> 01:42:14,710
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
1967
01:42:14,846 --> 01:42:16,576
Wow.
1968
01:42:16,711 --> 01:42:20,043
First, Eddie Vedder,
and now Neil Diamond.
1969
01:42:20,178 --> 01:42:23,279
You think you could hook me up
with Christian Slater?
1970
01:42:25,822 --> 01:42:27,290
Papa?
1971
01:42:29,719 --> 01:42:31,893
Papa, you all right?
1972
01:42:32,028 --> 01:42:33,725
I'm huge, baby.
1973
01:42:51,376 --> 01:42:52,473
Hey, Dad.
1974
01:42:52,609 --> 01:42:54,446
Hey, darling.
1975
01:42:54,582 --> 01:42:57,144
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
1976
01:42:57,279 --> 01:42:59,322
Oh, I wouldn't miss this.
1977
01:42:59,457 --> 01:43:01,083
Grandma.
Hey, uh, just to warn you,
1978
01:43:01,218 --> 01:43:03,459
the seats we got reserved
are right up front.
1979
01:43:03,594 --> 01:43:05,960
- It may get loud.
- I'm half deaf anyway,
1980
01:43:06,095 --> 01:43:07,727
so I'll be fine.
1981
01:43:08,597 --> 01:43:10,425
Have a great show tonight,
Mike.
1982
01:43:10,560 --> 01:43:12,600
- Thanks.
- Okay, Lightning,
five minutes. Five minutes!
1983
01:43:12,736 --> 01:43:14,798
- Places, everybody, places!
- Ooh, five minutes. Okay.
1984
01:43:14,933 --> 01:43:16,764
- All right.
- Hey. Wait, give me a kiss.
1985
01:43:16,899 --> 01:43:18,173
- Give me a kiss.
- Oh, all right.
1986
01:43:18,309 --> 01:43:19,669
So, any last-minute
words of advice
1987
01:43:19,804 --> 01:43:21,473
or encouragement
from my two girls?
1988
01:43:21,609 --> 01:43:24,306
Yeah.
Play "Sweet Caroline," okay?
1989
01:43:28,041 --> 01:43:30,176
You two always know what to do.
1990
01:43:35,822 --> 01:43:37,489
You're not afraid
of the lift at all?
1991
01:43:37,624 --> 01:43:39,490
Oh, no, I just
got to stand there.
1992
01:43:39,625 --> 01:43:40,994
- Okay.
- Okay.
1993
01:43:41,129 --> 01:43:42,958
Mm.
1994
01:43:44,197 --> 01:43:45,730
Hey, Claire.
1995
01:43:48,698 --> 01:43:50,396
I can't thank Neil
1996
01:43:50,532 --> 01:43:52,968
'cause every thank-you I got
belongs to you, doll.
1997
01:43:55,508 --> 01:43:57,304
You're my August Night,
1998
01:43:57,440 --> 01:43:59,042
you're my "September Morn,"
you're my "Heartlight,"
1999
01:43:59,177 --> 01:44:02,014
and you're my
"Cracklin' Rosie," you got me?
2000
01:44:02,149 --> 01:44:04,353
♪ ♪
2001
01:44:11,358 --> 01:44:13,361
I'll see you onstage.
2002
01:44:51,163 --> 01:44:52,531
Huh!
2003
01:44:52,666 --> 01:44:54,897
- ♪ I woke up this morning ♪
- Yeah!
2004
01:44:55,032 --> 01:44:56,964
♪ And the sun
was shining bright ♪
2005
01:44:57,099 --> 01:44:59,932
♪ I said,
I woke up this morning ♪
2006
01:45:00,067 --> 01:45:01,075
- Yeah!
- ♪ And the sun ♪
2007
01:45:01,210 --> 01:45:02,206
♪ Was shining bright ♪
2008
01:45:02,342 --> 01:45:04,007
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
2009
01:45:04,143 --> 01:45:06,175
♪ I called the weatherman,
I said, "Weatherman ♪
2010
01:45:06,310 --> 01:45:10,381
♪ "How can there be no rain
when all I see and hear is ♪
2011
01:45:10,516 --> 01:45:13,251
♪ Lightning & Thunder?" ♪
2012
01:45:15,916 --> 01:45:17,519
- Yes!
- Cue back light.
2013
01:45:17,654 --> 01:45:19,289
Cue back light. Reel it in.
2014
01:45:19,425 --> 01:45:21,560
There you go. Bring it up.
2015
01:45:31,568 --> 01:45:33,770
Good evening, Milwaukee!
2016
01:45:35,437 --> 01:45:37,103
Go, Mom!
2017
01:45:41,306 --> 01:45:44,612
Welcome to those who yearn
2018
01:45:44,748 --> 01:45:48,649
to dance in the glow of glory.
2019
01:45:48,785 --> 01:45:52,448
Our friends, our fans, family,
2020
01:45:52,583 --> 01:45:55,191
those who could not get
Neil Diamond tickets.
2021
01:45:57,724 --> 01:45:59,125
Stand by.
2022
01:46:00,225 --> 01:46:02,693
Because tonight, we make
2023
01:46:02,829 --> 01:46:05,662
our own beautiful noise.
2024
01:46:05,798 --> 01:46:07,935
Cue the lift.
2025
01:46:21,879 --> 01:46:22,679
Yes, Dad!
2026
01:46:22,815 --> 01:46:24,314
Cue the fans.
2027
01:46:25,754 --> 01:46:29,451
♪ Come here, come say ♪
2028
01:46:31,559 --> 01:46:35,028
♪ Ride ♪
2029
01:46:36,433 --> 01:46:38,735
♪ On the night ♪
2030
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:45,038
♪ Sun become day ♪
2031
01:46:48,807 --> 01:46:52,177
♪ Day ♪
2032
01:46:53,386 --> 01:46:56,148
♪ Shall provide ♪
2033
01:47:01,822 --> 01:47:05,252
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
2034
01:47:05,388 --> 01:47:09,562
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
2035
01:47:09,698 --> 01:47:13,634
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
2036
01:47:13,770 --> 01:47:17,537
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
2037
01:47:17,673 --> 01:47:20,542
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
2038
01:47:20,678 --> 01:47:25,374
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
2039
01:47:27,443 --> 01:47:31,685
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪
2040
01:47:31,820 --> 01:47:35,722
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪
2041
01:47:35,857 --> 01:47:39,256
♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪
2042
01:47:39,391 --> 01:47:43,290
♪ On to my woman,
she dance for the sun ♪
2043
01:47:43,425 --> 01:47:46,395
♪ Lord of my day, day, day ♪
2044
01:47:46,530 --> 01:47:51,408
♪ God of my night,
night, night ♪
2045
01:47:51,544 --> 01:47:54,739
♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪
2046
01:47:54,875 --> 01:47:58,104
♪ Taking me home ♪
2047
01:47:58,239 --> 01:48:00,584
♪ She callin' ♪
2048
01:48:04,212 --> 01:48:06,748
I love you, Milwaukee!
2049
01:48:09,592 --> 01:48:12,552
♪ Bring home my name ♪
2050
01:48:14,858 --> 01:48:18,602
♪ On ♪
2051
01:48:19,569 --> 01:48:22,067
♪ The wings of a flea ♪
2052
01:48:24,937 --> 01:48:29,041
♪ Wind in the plains ♪
2053
01:48:32,679 --> 01:48:37,219
♪ Dance ♪
2054
01:48:37,354 --> 01:48:39,887
♪ Once for me ♪
2055
01:48:45,958 --> 01:48:49,157
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
2056
01:48:49,293 --> 01:48:53,500
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
2057
01:48:53,636 --> 01:48:57,197
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
2058
01:48:57,333 --> 01:49:00,968
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
2059
01:49:01,104 --> 01:49:04,710
♪ Soo, soolaimon ♪
2060
01:49:04,846 --> 01:49:08,774
♪ Soolai, soolai, soolaimon ♪
2061
01:49:09,610 --> 01:49:11,816
You know the words!
Let me hear you!
2062
01:49:11,952 --> 01:49:15,281
♪ God of my want, want, want ♪
2063
01:49:15,416 --> 01:49:19,120
♪ Lord of my need, need, need ♪
2064
01:49:19,255 --> 01:49:23,028
♪ Leading me on, on, on ♪
2065
01:49:23,163 --> 01:49:26,930
♪ On to my woman,
she dance for the sun ♪
2066
01:49:27,065 --> 01:49:30,837
♪ God of my day, day, day ♪
2067
01:49:30,972 --> 01:49:34,509
♪ Lord of my night,
night, night ♪
2068
01:49:34,645 --> 01:49:38,170
♪ Seek for the way, way, way ♪
2069
01:49:38,306 --> 01:49:42,641
♪ Taking me home ♪
2070
01:50:10,010 --> 01:50:13,077
Help me. Help me.
2071
01:50:16,014 --> 01:50:18,379
Help me, brothers and sisters,
2072
01:50:18,514 --> 01:50:21,587
and the itty-bitty children,
Black and white,
2073
01:50:21,722 --> 01:50:24,220
rich and poor, great and small.
2074
01:50:24,356 --> 01:50:26,424
All God's children, sing,
"Hallelujah!"
2075
01:50:28,523 --> 01:50:30,732
♪ Hallelujah ♪
2076
01:50:31,732 --> 01:50:35,093
♪ Halle, hallelujah ♪
2077
01:50:35,229 --> 01:50:37,332
♪ Hallelujah ♪
2078
01:50:39,333 --> 01:50:40,675
♪ Halle, hallelujah... ♪
2079
01:50:40,810 --> 01:50:42,502
And the good Lord
gave us two hands.
2080
01:50:42,637 --> 01:50:45,443
One hand for the giving,
one hand for the taking.
2081
01:50:45,578 --> 01:50:48,312
And when your brother is hungry
and he ain't got what to eat,
2082
01:50:48,448 --> 01:50:50,774
and when he is tired and he
ain't got no place to sleep,
2083
01:50:50,909 --> 01:50:54,249
and when his heart is aching
and it is full of pain,
2084
01:50:54,384 --> 01:50:55,884
who's gonna cry with him, brothers?
2085
01:50:56,020 --> 01:50:57,417
Who's gonna cry with him?
2086
01:50:57,552 --> 01:50:59,290
You take your hand,
you put it out to him
2087
01:50:59,425 --> 01:51:03,127
and you say to him,
"That's what it's there for."
2088
01:51:03,896 --> 01:51:07,567
♪ Take my hand, sweet Lord ♪
2089
01:51:07,702 --> 01:51:11,130
♪ Walk with me this day ♪
2090
01:51:11,265 --> 01:51:14,298
♪ In my heart I know ♪
2091
01:51:14,433 --> 01:51:17,610
♪ I will never stray ♪
2092
01:51:17,746 --> 01:51:20,974
♪ Halle, halle, halle, halle ♪
2093
01:51:21,110 --> 01:51:24,915
♪ Halle, halle, halle ♪
2094
01:51:25,050 --> 01:51:26,613
♪ It's Love, Brother Love say ♪
2095
01:51:26,749 --> 01:51:30,252
♪ Brother Love's
Travelling Salvation Show ♪
2096
01:51:31,522 --> 01:51:35,158
♪ Pack up the babies
and grab the old ladies ♪
2097
01:51:35,293 --> 01:51:39,565
♪ And everyone goes,
everyone knows ♪
2098
01:51:39,701 --> 01:51:42,902
♪ Brother Love's show ♪
2099
01:51:47,036 --> 01:51:49,805
♪ God of my want ♪
2100
01:51:49,940 --> 01:51:53,511
♪ Oh, God of my want ♪
2101
01:51:53,647 --> 01:51:55,504
♪ Lord of my need ♪
2102
01:51:55,639 --> 01:51:59,979
♪ Hey, the Lord of my need ♪
2103
01:52:00,115 --> 01:52:06,986
♪ Taking me home ♪
2104
01:52:07,122 --> 01:52:14,130
♪ Take me home... ♪
2105
01:52:22,771 --> 01:52:24,206
Yeah!
2106
01:52:24,341 --> 01:52:27,774
- They're back. They're back.
- Yeah.
2107
01:52:27,909 --> 01:52:30,113
♪ ♪
2108
01:52:34,750 --> 01:52:36,854
Do you remember when we saw
Springsteen in-in East Troy?
2109
01:52:36,989 --> 01:52:38,518
Oh, my God, you saw Bruce?
2110
01:52:38,653 --> 01:52:40,185
- I love him so much.
- Where was that?
2111
01:52:40,321 --> 01:52:41,483
- Where was that?
- Uh,
2112
01:52:41,618 --> 01:52:42,857
Alpine Valley Music Theater.
2113
01:52:42,992 --> 01:52:44,520
You were a kid in grade school.
2114
01:52:44,656 --> 01:52:46,229
But he played
for like two extra hours
2115
01:52:46,365 --> 01:52:48,522
and everyone was freaking out
and dancing on the lawn.
2116
01:52:48,658 --> 01:52:49,863
That was this. That was this.
2117
01:52:49,998 --> 01:52:51,696
Me and Bruce.
2118
01:52:51,832 --> 01:52:53,570
You know, I got to say--
and I don't mean any disrespect
2119
01:52:53,705 --> 01:52:55,505
to Mr. Eddie Vedder...
2120
01:52:55,641 --> 01:52:57,239
Uh-oh. Be careful, Mom.
2121
01:52:57,374 --> 01:53:00,745
I think tonight we were
just as big as Pearl Jam.
2122
01:53:00,880 --> 01:53:02,675
Well, it's a whole
nother crowd.
2123
01:53:02,811 --> 01:53:06,542
No, I got to say, our fans are
just as big and just as loud.
2124
01:53:06,677 --> 01:53:07,750
Oh.
2125
01:53:07,886 --> 01:53:09,213
Word must have got out, Papa.
2126
01:53:09,348 --> 01:53:11,720
Oh, my God!
2127
01:53:11,856 --> 01:53:13,788
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
2128
01:53:16,228 --> 01:53:21,692
♪ Good times never
seemed so good... ♪
2129
01:53:22,395 --> 01:53:24,501
Aw. Are you good?
Are you ready?
2130
01:53:24,636 --> 01:53:26,531
I'm huge, baby.
2131
01:53:27,733 --> 01:53:31,604
♪ To believe
they never would... ♪
2132
01:53:31,740 --> 01:53:33,106
Hi.
2133
01:53:33,241 --> 01:53:34,578
Hi.
2134
01:53:34,714 --> 01:53:36,212
Claire. Claire.
2135
01:53:36,347 --> 01:53:38,013
Neil just finished his show.
He's on the bus.
2136
01:53:38,149 --> 01:53:39,713
- Oh, great.
- He's on his way.
2137
01:53:39,849 --> 01:53:41,283
Come on, Mike. Come on.
2138
01:53:41,419 --> 01:53:42,385
Come on.
2139
01:53:42,521 --> 01:53:44,251
Mike, come on.
2140
01:53:46,358 --> 01:53:47,749
Mike?
2141
01:53:48,723 --> 01:53:49,927
Mike.
2142
01:53:50,759 --> 01:53:51,890
Mike. Mike.
2143
01:53:52,025 --> 01:53:54,429
Mike. Mike. Mike.
2144
01:53:54,564 --> 01:53:55,664
Mike!
2145
01:54:06,709 --> 01:54:08,902
♪ ♪
2146
01:54:21,450 --> 01:54:23,323
This is hard.
2147
01:54:25,129 --> 01:54:28,430
I'm not good
at writing speeches.
2148
01:54:28,565 --> 01:54:30,492
But...
2149
01:54:30,627 --> 01:54:32,327
I guess I've never written one.
2150
01:54:32,463 --> 01:54:34,565
So it'll be perfect.
2151
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:40,977
"You two always know
what to do."
2152
01:54:44,445 --> 01:54:47,115
Why did he say that?
It's like...
2153
01:54:48,450 --> 01:54:51,152
I feel like I don't know
how to do anything.
2154
01:54:54,751 --> 01:54:57,523
Except patch
a leaky car radiator.
2155
01:55:02,797 --> 01:55:04,462
Come here.
2156
01:55:08,466 --> 01:55:10,864
Maybe he wasn't wrong about us.
2157
01:55:12,038 --> 01:55:13,735
He wasn't.
2158
01:55:27,187 --> 01:55:29,157
You look nice.
2159
01:55:31,024 --> 01:55:33,060
Aw, thank you.
2160
01:55:33,195 --> 01:55:35,187
Sometimes I forget
about your leg.
2161
01:55:35,322 --> 01:55:36,559
Yeah.
2162
01:55:37,659 --> 01:55:40,068
Me, too,
and then I take a step.
2163
01:55:44,171 --> 01:55:45,734
You don't have to sing today.
2164
01:55:45,870 --> 01:55:47,539
Somebody else can do it
if it's too much for you.
2165
01:55:47,675 --> 01:55:48,967
I know.
2166
01:55:50,178 --> 01:55:52,877
But it's something
I have to do.
2167
01:55:53,012 --> 01:55:54,676
Not just for Mike.
2168
01:56:03,890 --> 01:56:06,094
♪ ♪
2169
01:56:14,900 --> 01:56:16,929
Hi.
2170
01:56:18,769 --> 01:56:21,109
This is gonna be hard.
2171
01:56:26,039 --> 01:56:30,008
Every time, um,
we would play a gig,
2172
01:56:30,143 --> 01:56:34,185
everyone wants to hear
"Sweet Caroline," and...
2173
01:56:34,321 --> 01:56:36,788
Mike would get so mad.
2174
01:56:38,919 --> 01:56:41,354
He believed there was
so much more
2175
01:56:41,490 --> 01:56:43,421
to Neil Diamond's music.
2176
01:56:43,557 --> 01:56:46,265
So many more songs.
2177
01:56:48,436 --> 01:56:52,733
And there was more to Mike
than being Lightning.
2178
01:56:55,371 --> 01:56:57,210
Uh, he was a soldier...
2179
01:56:59,913 --> 01:57:01,841
...a father...
2180
01:57:03,113 --> 01:57:04,943
...a friend.
2181
01:57:08,880 --> 01:57:11,191
He was the love of my life.
2182
01:57:16,255 --> 01:57:19,463
And really, I'm standing here
because of him.
2183
01:57:22,230 --> 01:57:23,995
So...
2184
01:57:25,300 --> 01:57:27,274
...in his honor,
2185
01:57:27,409 --> 01:57:29,335
I'm gonna get myself
together...
2186
01:57:30,671 --> 01:57:33,436
...and I'm gonna sing a song.
2187
01:57:34,305 --> 01:57:37,309
A Neil Diamond song
that's not as well-known
2188
01:57:37,445 --> 01:57:39,014
as "Sweet Caroline."
2189
01:57:40,545 --> 01:57:42,683
But Mike...
2190
01:57:45,221 --> 01:57:47,116
It's beautiful.
2191
01:58:01,933 --> 01:58:06,806
♪ I've seen the light ♪
2192
01:58:09,216 --> 01:58:13,549
♪ And I've seen the flame ♪
2193
01:58:15,484 --> 01:58:18,681
♪ And I've seen ♪
2194
01:58:18,817 --> 01:58:21,723
♪ Your eyes before ♪
2195
01:58:21,859 --> 01:58:26,825
♪ And I'm sure to see
your eyes again ♪
2196
01:58:28,297 --> 01:58:30,829
♪ Once again ♪
2197
01:58:35,340 --> 01:58:41,136
♪ For I've been released ♪
2198
01:58:42,512 --> 01:58:48,550
♪ And I've been regained ♪
2199
01:58:49,418 --> 01:58:52,648
♪ And I've sung ♪
2200
01:58:52,784 --> 01:58:55,689
♪ My song before ♪
2201
01:58:55,825 --> 01:59:01,332
♪ And I'm sure to sing
my song again ♪
2202
01:59:02,067 --> 01:59:05,798
♪ Once again ♪
2203
01:59:09,373 --> 01:59:13,201
♪ Some people got to laugh ♪
2204
01:59:16,413 --> 01:59:19,944
♪ Some people got to cry ♪
2205
01:59:23,185 --> 01:59:25,080
♪ Some people ♪
2206
01:59:26,257 --> 01:59:28,754
♪ Got to make it through ♪
2207
01:59:29,688 --> 01:59:33,488
♪ By never wondering ♪
2208
01:59:33,623 --> 01:59:36,627
♪ Why ♪
2209
01:59:36,762 --> 01:59:42,229
♪ And some people got to sing ♪
2210
01:59:43,373 --> 01:59:46,937
♪ And some people got to sigh ♪
2211
01:59:50,377 --> 01:59:53,378
♪ Some people ♪
2212
01:59:53,514 --> 01:59:56,414
♪ Never see the light ♪
2213
01:59:56,550 --> 02:00:00,087
♪ Until the day ♪
2214
02:00:00,222 --> 02:00:03,919
♪ They die ♪
2215
02:00:04,054 --> 02:00:08,926
♪ But I've been released ♪
2216
02:00:10,731 --> 02:00:16,032
♪ And I've been regained ♪
2217
02:00:17,472 --> 02:00:20,800
♪ And I've been ♪
2218
02:00:20,936 --> 02:00:23,841
♪ This way before ♪
2219
02:00:23,977 --> 02:00:30,281
♪ And I'm sure to be
this way again ♪
2220
02:00:30,417 --> 02:00:34,390
♪ Once again ♪
2221
02:00:36,490 --> 02:00:41,463
♪ One more time again ♪
2222
02:00:43,134 --> 02:00:48,030
♪ Just one more time. ♪
2223
02:01:31,672 --> 02:01:34,215
All right.
2224
02:01:34,350 --> 02:01:35,680
Dana, you all right?
You got it?
2225
02:01:35,816 --> 02:01:37,042
- I got you.
- You sure?
2226
02:01:37,177 --> 02:01:38,285
Are you sure?
2227
02:01:38,421 --> 02:01:39,785
- Positive.
- Are you positive?
2228
02:01:39,920 --> 02:01:41,752
- I'm positive.
- Have you got me?
2229
02:01:41,887 --> 02:01:43,249
Have you got me, Dana?
2230
02:01:43,384 --> 02:01:45,055
- We got you.
- I can see you.
2231
02:01:45,191 --> 02:01:46,922
- I can see you, too.
- I got my eye on you.
2232
02:01:47,057 --> 02:01:48,093
All right, we're rolling.
2233
02:01:50,332 --> 02:01:52,159
All right. Hey, everybody.
2234
02:01:52,294 --> 02:01:53,892
My name is Mike,
and I'm an alcoholic.
2235
02:01:54,028 --> 02:01:55,434
- Uh...
- Hello, Mike.
2236
02:01:55,569 --> 02:01:57,162
Today is my 22nd
sober birthday,
2237
02:01:57,298 --> 02:01:59,098
but I can't be with you
here today
2238
02:01:59,234 --> 02:02:00,906
because, uh...
2239
02:02:01,042 --> 02:02:02,735
...well, we're getting ready
for our big comeback,
2240
02:02:02,871 --> 02:02:04,535
uh, Thunder and me,
2241
02:02:04,671 --> 02:02:06,774
and it's, uh...
it's real exciting and, uh...
2242
02:02:06,910 --> 02:02:08,173
You know what? Before I sing,
2243
02:02:08,308 --> 02:02:10,650
I just want to tell you
something.
2244
02:02:11,886 --> 02:02:14,778
We're all here doing
the best we can, right?
2245
02:02:14,913 --> 02:02:16,588
Very, very best.
2246
02:02:16,724 --> 02:02:18,888
And if we can just look out
for each other
2247
02:02:19,023 --> 02:02:21,291
and be strong
and above all be grateful,
2248
02:02:21,427 --> 02:02:22,892
maybe we can just...
2249
02:02:23,028 --> 02:02:24,496
I don't know,
we can turn things around,
2250
02:02:24,632 --> 02:02:26,262
we can make the world
a better place.
2251
02:02:26,397 --> 02:02:28,429
What do you say?
2252
02:02:28,564 --> 02:02:30,002
All right?
2253
02:02:30,137 --> 02:02:31,630
Anyway...
2254
02:02:33,936 --> 02:02:37,073
♪ This is not a sad song ♪
2255
02:02:37,208 --> 02:02:41,242
♪ A sad song to sing
when you're alone ♪
2256
02:02:41,378 --> 02:02:42,912
No, no.
2257
02:02:44,014 --> 02:02:47,121
♪ In a way, it's a glad song ♪
2258
02:02:47,256 --> 02:02:50,055
♪ Yeah, a glad song ♪
2259
02:02:50,190 --> 02:02:53,724
♪ A simple tune that simply
seems to make you feel good ♪
2260
02:02:53,860 --> 02:02:56,957
- Hey, Mom.
- ♪ When you sing along ♪
2261
02:02:58,766 --> 02:03:01,259
Come on. Sing along.
I know it's early.
2262
02:03:01,394 --> 02:03:04,467
♪ Song sung blue ♪
2263
02:03:04,603 --> 02:03:07,673
♪ Everybody knows one ♪
2264
02:03:08,805 --> 02:03:10,308
"Every garden grows one."
2265
02:03:10,444 --> 02:03:13,136
♪ Song sung blue ♪
2266
02:03:13,271 --> 02:03:16,808
♪ Every garden grows one ♪
2267
02:03:16,944 --> 02:03:19,310
All right. I'm ready.
2268
02:03:20,452 --> 02:03:22,145
♪ Me and you ♪
2269
02:03:22,281 --> 02:03:23,817
- Uh...
- ♪ Are subject to ♪
2270
02:03:23,952 --> 02:03:26,156
♪ The blues now and then ♪
2271
02:03:26,291 --> 02:03:27,890
All clear.
2272
02:03:29,093 --> 02:03:32,364
♪ When you take the blues
and make a song ♪
2273
02:03:32,499 --> 02:03:35,392
♪ You sing them out again ♪
2274
02:03:36,834 --> 02:03:38,300
♪ You sing 'em out again ♪
2275
02:03:38,435 --> 02:03:39,568
I can hear you.
2276
02:03:39,703 --> 02:03:41,668
Sounds real good. Come on, now.
2277
02:03:41,804 --> 02:03:45,168
♪ Song sung blue ♪
2278
02:03:45,303 --> 02:03:48,548
♪ Weeping like a willow ♪
2279
02:03:49,679 --> 02:03:50,875
"Sleeping on my pillow."
2280
02:03:51,011 --> 02:03:53,880
♪ Song sung blue ♪
2281
02:03:54,015 --> 02:03:57,183
♪ Sleeping on my pillow ♪
2282
02:03:58,689 --> 02:04:00,026
It's a funny thing.
2283
02:04:00,161 --> 02:04:02,388
♪ Funny thing ♪
2284
02:04:02,524 --> 02:04:08,295
♪ But you can sing it
with a cry in your voice ♪
2285
02:04:08,430 --> 02:04:09,965
Right?
2286
02:04:10,100 --> 02:04:11,894
♪ And before you know it
get to feeling good ♪
2287
02:04:12,029 --> 02:04:13,228
Beauty and color.
2288
02:04:13,363 --> 02:04:16,201
♪ You simply got no choice ♪
2289
02:04:18,345 --> 02:04:25,342
♪ Song sung blue ♪
2290
02:04:26,914 --> 02:04:33,849
♪ Song sung blue. ♪
2291
02:04:36,594 --> 02:04:38,056
Thank you, and good night.
2292
02:04:42,534 --> 02:04:44,436
♪ Mmm ♪
2293
02:04:44,571 --> 02:04:47,606
♪ I got a song
been on my mind ♪
2294
02:04:51,968 --> 02:04:55,239
♪ And the tune can be sung
and the words all rhyme ♪
2295
02:05:03,255 --> 02:05:05,851
♪ Though it don't say much
and it won't offend ♪
2296
02:05:05,986 --> 02:05:07,581
♪ If you sing it at school ♪
2297
02:05:07,716 --> 02:05:10,124
♪ They're liable
to send you home ♪
2298
02:05:10,259 --> 02:05:12,797
♪ Never knowin'
what you're showin' ♪
2299
02:05:12,932 --> 02:05:16,628
♪ Think you're growin'
your own tea ♪
2300
02:05:16,764 --> 02:05:18,900
♪ Good Lordy ♪
2301
02:05:21,570 --> 02:05:22,970
♪ Yeah! ♪
2302
02:05:28,947 --> 02:05:31,580
♪ Let me hear that,
get me near that ♪
2303
02:05:31,715 --> 02:05:34,344
♪ Crunchy Granola Suite ♪
2304
02:05:38,551 --> 02:05:41,316
♪ Drop your shrink
and stop your drinkin' ♪
2305
02:05:41,451 --> 02:05:44,156
♪ Crunchy granola's neat ♪
2306
02:05:47,959 --> 02:05:49,964
♪ Sing it out ♪
2307
02:05:50,798 --> 02:05:52,769
♪ All right ♪
2308
02:06:02,577 --> 02:06:05,106
♪ Heh, heh ♪
2309
02:06:05,241 --> 02:06:08,181
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
2310
02:06:08,317 --> 02:06:10,115
Come on!
2311
02:06:27,001 --> 02:06:33,534
♪ Holly holy eyes ♪
2312
02:06:36,338 --> 02:06:42,576
♪ Dream of only me ♪
2313
02:06:46,723 --> 02:06:51,185
♪ Where I am, what I am ♪
2314
02:06:51,320 --> 02:06:54,962
♪ What I believe in ♪
2315
02:06:56,130 --> 02:06:59,735
♪ Holly holy ♪
2316
02:07:01,670 --> 02:07:08,667
♪ Holly holy dream ♪
2317
02:07:10,877 --> 02:07:17,819
♪ Wanting only you ♪
2318
02:07:21,219 --> 02:07:23,715
♪ And she comes ♪
2319
02:07:23,850 --> 02:07:29,589
♪ And I run
just like the wind will ♪
2320
02:07:30,867 --> 02:07:34,297
♪ Holly holy ♪
2321
02:07:36,206 --> 02:07:39,269
- ♪ Sing ♪
- ♪ Sing a song ♪
2322
02:07:40,705 --> 02:07:44,443
- ♪ Sing ♪
- ♪ Sing a song of songs ♪
2323
02:07:45,446 --> 02:07:49,083
- ♪ Sing ♪
- ♪ Sing it out ♪
2324
02:07:49,218 --> 02:07:51,946
- ♪ Sing it strong ♪
- ♪ Sing, sing ♪
2325
02:07:52,082 --> 02:07:54,456
♪ Sing, sing ♪
2326
02:07:54,592 --> 02:07:56,923
♪ Yeah ♪
2327
02:07:59,394 --> 02:08:01,554
♪ Yeah ♪
2328
02:08:04,431 --> 02:08:07,258
♪ Call the sun
in the dead of the night ♪
2329
02:08:07,393 --> 02:08:09,601
- ♪ Call the sun ♪
- ♪ And the sun's gonna ♪
2330
02:08:09,737 --> 02:08:12,202
♪ Rise in the sky ♪
2331
02:08:13,768 --> 02:08:16,474
♪ Touch a man
who can't walk upright ♪
2332
02:08:16,609 --> 02:08:18,809
- ♪ Touch a man ♪
- ♪ And that lame man ♪
2333
02:08:18,944 --> 02:08:21,480
♪ He's gonna fly ♪
2334
02:08:21,616 --> 02:08:23,648
♪ And I fly ♪
2335
02:08:23,783 --> 02:08:25,953
♪ Fly ♪
2336
02:08:26,088 --> 02:08:31,792
- ♪ And I fly ♪
- ♪ Fly ♪
2337
02:08:31,928 --> 02:08:38,492
♪ Holly holy dream ♪
2338
02:08:41,065 --> 02:08:47,435
♪ Dream of only you ♪
2339
02:08:50,272 --> 02:08:56,883
♪ Holly holy sun ♪
2340
02:08:59,544 --> 02:09:06,519
♪ Holly holy rain ♪
2341
02:09:08,795 --> 02:09:15,627
♪ Holly holy love. ♪
2342
02:09:49,529 --> 02:09:52,194
♪ Money talks ♪
2343
02:09:52,329 --> 02:09:56,503
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪
2344
02:09:57,539 --> 02:10:01,845
♪ Long as I can have you
here with me ♪
2345
02:10:01,980 --> 02:10:03,913
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
2346
02:10:04,048 --> 02:10:06,545
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
2347
02:10:10,020 --> 02:10:12,083
♪ Honey's sweet ♪
2348
02:10:13,152 --> 02:10:17,054
♪ But it ain't nothin'
next to baby's treat ♪
2349
02:10:18,024 --> 02:10:22,259
♪ If you'll pardon me,
I'd like to say ♪
2350
02:10:22,394 --> 02:10:24,428
♪ We'd do okay ♪
2351
02:10:24,563 --> 02:10:27,038
♪ Forever in blue jeans ♪
2352
02:10:30,374 --> 02:10:32,637
♪ Maybe tonight ♪
2353
02:10:34,277 --> 02:10:36,878
♪ Maybe tonight by the fire ♪
2354
02:10:37,014 --> 02:10:40,249
♪ All alone, you and I ♪
2355
02:10:43,114 --> 02:10:47,119
♪ Nothing around
but the sound of my heart ♪
2356
02:10:47,255 --> 02:10:49,884
♪ And your sighs ♪
2357
02:10:53,522 --> 02:10:56,125
♪ Money talks ♪
2358
02:10:56,260 --> 02:11:00,600
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪
2359
02:11:01,603 --> 02:11:05,633
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪
2360
02:11:05,768 --> 02:11:07,811
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
2361
02:11:07,946 --> 02:11:11,114
♪ Forever in blue jeans, babe ♪
2362
02:11:13,850 --> 02:11:16,618
♪ Money talks ♪
2363
02:11:16,753 --> 02:11:21,115
♪ But it don't sing and dance
and it don't walk ♪
2364
02:11:22,118 --> 02:11:26,093
♪ As long as I can have you
here with me ♪
2365
02:11:26,228 --> 02:11:28,459
♪ I'd much rather be ♪
2366
02:11:28,594 --> 02:11:31,761
♪ Forever in blue jeans,
babe. ♪