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Trevor: This old guy is my grandpa, Reynold Harmony.

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Trevor: And not to sound selfish with him about to kick the bucket and all,

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Trevor: spoiler alert,

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Trevor: destiny is about to do a mic drop into my nuts.

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Trevor: I'm actually a highly educated biologist.

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Trevor: I graduated at the top of my class,

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Trevor: Trevor Harmony, Valictorian, and look where it got me.

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Trevor: It all started after college.

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Reynold: Come here, little man. Hard for me to talk.

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Reynold: God damn Alzheimer's... can barely string two congruent thoughts together.

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Reynold: So I better make this quick before I short out again.

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Reynold: You're... now how shall I put this lightly?

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Reynold: Such a goddamn motherfucking disappointment!

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Trevor: Say what you want about the old man. He knew how to get a point across.

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Trevor: What do you mean?

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Trevor: I have a master's degree in cytosubiology.

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Trevor: I'm going to Alaska to study orcas.

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Reynold: Such a goddamn disappointment.

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Reynold: Whale mating?

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Trevor: I'm not sure I follow.

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Reynold: You know good goddamn well what I mean, you little shithead.

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Reynold: You're a harmony.

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Reynold: It's been passed down from the eldest born male for 11 generations.

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Reynold: Trevor, you're a good boy.

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Reynold: Always been a man of your word.

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Reynold: A trait you probably got from me.

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Reynold: You see, we're not just a family of janitors.

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Reynold: We're more, way more.

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Reynold: What I'm gonna tell you has been passed down

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Reynold: from Harmony Man to Harmony Man for 275 years.

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Trevor: I had no idea what he was about to say

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Trevor: or how important it would be, but I could see it in his eyes

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Trevor: that this revelation was about to change my world forever.

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Trevor: it seemed like my eyes were about to be open for the first time.

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Trevor: That it was all about to make sense.

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Reynold: The axe holds the keys. Keys. Keys.

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Reynold: Baseball bat.

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Reynold: Get away from me, demons.

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Reynold: I will destroy you.

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Reynold: Trevor, there you are.

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Reynold: Keep running. They'll kill us all.

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Trevor: Who will?

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Reynold: The werewolves. Witches. Zombies.

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Trevor: Oh, this shit again.

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Reynold: Witches. Zombies.

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Reynold: Margo...Margo...

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Trevor: Alzheimer's is a bitch.

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Trevor: And Margo's his car.

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Trevor: And this is Margo.

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Trevor: That I own.

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Trevor: It's okay.

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Trevor: Thanks Gramps, Thanks.

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Trevor: I hate you girls. I hate you girls.

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Trevor: I hate all of you.

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Trevor: From valedictorian to sorority house janitor.

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Trevor: Fucking hate you.

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Trevor: And my life.

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Maura: Someone get the door. Jesus.

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Grace: I'm not getting it.

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Circey: I'm not getting it, Amber's trucker shits clogged the toilet.

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Amber: No I didn't!

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Jenny: Don't worry, I'll get it.

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Jenny: Even though no one else seems to care, Trevor, I still do.

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Jenny: Rumpy Gans is at the door.

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Morgan: Maura, isn't it for you?

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Maura: I need to get dressed. And no, Cersei's the one that clogged the toilet.

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Trevor: Hey, Jenny.

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Jenny: Hi, Trevor.

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Trevor: Let me guess. Toilet?

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Jenny: Toilet.

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Trevor: Mm.

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Trevor: Which bathroom?

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Jenny: Upstairs.

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Trevor: That's great.

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Trevor: I just don't understand...What is that?

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Trevor: I don't know.

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Circey: Let's hurry, Trevi.

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Trevor: I've replaced orcas with turds and tampons.

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Trevor: It's fine. It's fine. It's all fine.

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Music: *music *

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Speaker 5: ugh. Seriously, dude, just fix the thing already.

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Trevor: What is in here?

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Speaker 5: What do they do?

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Circey: I know, right? If you actually did something instead of standing there yelling at the toilet, you'd be done already.

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Grace: Yeah, you may have some anger issues and you may want to see somebody about that because my psychologist says that stress can lead to anger.

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Grace: and anger can lead to a heart attack.

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Trevor: - Thanks Yoda.

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Grace: - Who's Yoda?

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Maura: Her name is Grace.

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Trevor: - What?

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Trevor: You've never seen Star Wars?

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Amber: - Jenny!

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Amber: Jenny, hello? Jenny, hello?

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Amber: Hi, Jenny.

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Jenny: Oh, hey, guys.

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Amber: God, I've been calling your name for like an hour.

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Amber: What are you doing?

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Jenny: Just--

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Circey: Yes, Jenny, what are you doing?

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Speaker 5: I was just gonna go to English.

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Amber: Is that my biology book?

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Amber: Did you get my homework done?

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Speaker 5: No, but that's because I had an essay to do this morning.

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Speaker 5: I'll get yours done at lunch.

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Amber: I don't have time, Jenny. I need it in like an hour.

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Amber: God, I swear, if you mess up my grade in biology and I fail and I don't get my dad's money,

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Amber: I will strangle you with a telephone cord.

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Amber: I'm just kidding. I would never do that.

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Amber: But I so would if I don't get my dad's money.

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Amber: You don't want to get kicked out of the sorority, do you?

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Speaker 5: Well...

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Speaker 5: Where are you going to go? Alphabet and dogface? I mean, really.

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Jenny: It's not even a real sorority.

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Amber: Cram it, Jenny. Get my homework done. Seriously. Go. Now.

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Amber: Circey, come on. Grace and Moria are waiting for us.

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Amber: Bye, Jenny. Love you. Don't change.

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Amber: JK, LOL. Like, change a little.

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Amber: Go on a diet or something.

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Amber: But you're beautiful.

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Morgan: Why do you let those girls talk to you like that?

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Jenny: Sadly, those are the only friends I got.

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Morgan: Jenny.

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Morgan: You need new friends.

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Jenny: Yeah.

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Morgan: See? Idiots.

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Jenny: Well, I mean, librarians are friends.

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Jenny: And Trevor-Trevor's a friend, I think.

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Jenny: And then there's... Morgan?

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Trevor: - Fuckin' fuck, man.

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Trevor: Come on, what, seriously?

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Trevor: Aw, man.

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Trevor: Amber! Fuck...

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Trevor: What do we have here?

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Trevor: What the fuck?

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Trevor: Reynold and Heidi Harmony...

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Trevor: Dad.

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Trevor: That's mine now.

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Trevor: Fuck you, girl.

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Trevor: Ah!

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Trevor: Oh, damn, Angela!

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Angela: Yes?

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Angela: Well, don't be scared, little kitty.

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Angela: I have to leave for a few days on business.

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Trevor: Vampire convention?

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Angela: Wisecracks will only get you so far.

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Trevor: I was going to study whales.

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Angela: That's nice.

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Angela: Did you get the toilet fixed?

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Trevor: I did. And I'm so happy to have accomplished something in my life.

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Angela: Keep it up.

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Angela: You might do really well in life,

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Angela: if you don't have a heart attack or something stupid.

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Grace: - I am smart.

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Grace: I am beautiful. I will overcome everything.

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Grace: Flawless.

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Amber: Ladies, we have two days before pledge day.

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Amber: We have pledges to seek and hazing to do.

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Amber: My favorite part.

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Amber: Cersei, where do we stand with sign-ups?

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Amber: Huh? Hello?

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Circey: None.

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Grace: None?

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Grace: No one wants to sign up with us because they hear we're bitches.

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Amber: We are. But so what? Who isn't?

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Maura: Jenny isn't. neither is Morgan.

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Amber: Morgan?

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Amber: Lesbo, if you ask me.

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Maura: Amber? That's mean.

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Amber: She likes girls.

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Amber: Like, have you ever seen her with a man?

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Amber: Lesbo. Hello?

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Amber: Gross.

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Grace: You literally make out with your best friend when she's drunk.

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Amber: That's different.

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Grace: Right.

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Amber: I'm not a lesbo.

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Circey: Aw, and I'm an Astronaut Boop.

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Amber: Oh.

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Amber: Uh-huh.

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Circey: Uh, uh, what's--

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Grace: - Yeah!

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Trevor: Please.

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Trevor: Please.

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Trevor: Heidi Harmony and Trevor Agent 2.

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Angela: Mom and Dad.

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Trevor: What is this?

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Trevor: What is this?

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Trevor: Washington, two dens.

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Trevor: Colorado, nine covens.

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Trevor: New York, unlimited...

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Trevor: limited sectors?

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Trevor: Too much?

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Trevor: What

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Trevor: Whoa!

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Trevor: Goonies never say die.

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Circey: Sagittarius, you are going to be extremely successful.

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Circey: This could prove to be one of your most adventurous years.

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Circey: Your free spirit and love of nature will prove useful in the coming months.

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Circey: And although you'll fight inner demons, your true nature will come to light.

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Circey: See, so things are looking up.

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Amber: my true nature.

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Circey: What is it, Amber?

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Amber: Nothing.

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Circey: What?

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Amber: I just...

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Amber: I don't know. It's scary.

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Circey: Understanding your true self is always complicated, Amber.

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Circey: Amber, you are so special.

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Amber: I...

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Circey: What are you doing?

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Amber: What?

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Amber: I...

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Circey: Do you like me?

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Amber: No.

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Amber: I was just messing.

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Amber: Oh, you're getting so sentimental on me.

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Amber: Oh, no.

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Circey: OK, because for a second there, I was like, what?

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Amber: What?

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Amber: Ew. Gross. That's gross. No.

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Amber: You think I like girls? You're crazy.

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Circey: You're crazy.

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Amber: You're crazy.

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Circey: You're crazy.

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Amber: You're crazy.

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Circey: You're crazy.

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Circey: OK.

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Circey: All right.

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Amber: You're funny.

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Amber: - Good one.

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Circey: - All right, go to

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Speaker 5: - Go to bed.

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Amber: - Oh my God.

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Jenny: - Hi Trevor.

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Trevor: - Hey Jenny.

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Jenny: I told him you were gonna be pissed.

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Trevor: Oh, that's great. Which bathroom?

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Jenny: Upstairs.

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Trevor: Great.

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Amber: Wasn't me? I don't flush tampons.

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Trevor: What? What? Gross. Seriously? Come on! Why?

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Amber: It wasn't. It Wasn't Ugh!

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Trevor: Seriously?

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Trevor: Seriously?

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Trevor: Seriously?

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Trevor: Yay! That fixed it.

250
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Trevor: What?

251
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,460
Trevor: What?

252
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Trevor: I hate you girls. I hate all of you!

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Trevor: Fuck, man.

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Trevor: Seriously?

255
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Trevor: Ugh!

256
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Trevor: Ugh!

257
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Trevor: Pfft!

258
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Angela: What?

259
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,880
Trevor: Looks like Gringotts up in this bitch!

260
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Morgan: Hey.

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Morgan: Buddy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

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Trevor: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Stop it!

263
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Morgan: What? You were sleeping.

264
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Trevor: I'm not sleeping! I'm on a shelf!

265
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,480
Trevor: Does it look like I'm taking a nap?!

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Trevor: If you need my hammer, it's in my ass. There's a door over there.

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Morgan: - What? - Come on.

268
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Trevor: We gotta move this.

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Morgan: Jesus.

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Trevor: Do you wanna help?!

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Trevor: you want help?

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Morgan: You look like you had it under control.

273
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Trevor: I don't.

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Trevor: Oh my god, what was that made of?

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Morgan: Why the hell is there a door here?

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Trevor: We're gonna find out.

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Morgan: Okay.

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Trevor: Do you want a flashlight?

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Morgan: Yeah.

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Morgan: You go.

281
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Morgan: What do you think this is?

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Trevor: I think it's a hallway.

283
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Morgan: Come on.

284
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Angela: Clearly.

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Angela: This

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Trevor: is...

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Trevor: Sorry.

288
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Morgan: Does this feel like we're going down?

289
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Morgan: This might be like under the backyard.

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Angela: Ew.

291
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Trevor: A door.

292
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Trevor: Holy smokes, man.

293
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,040
Trevor: What?

294
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,560
Trevor: Open it.

295
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:52,520
Trevor: No, I can't.

296
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:53,540
Trevor: There's a huge lock on it.

297
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Trevor: Oh, wait a minute.

298
00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:56,280
Trevor: Wait a minute.

299
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Morgan: What, what, what, what?

300
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Trevor: Oh, my God.

301
00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:00,980
Trevor: I just found this key yesterday.

302
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:02,060
Morgan: What?

303
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,460
Morgan: Try it.

304
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:04,420
Trevor: No.

305
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:04,800
Morgan: Yes.

306
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Trevor: OK.

307
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,420
Morgan: Oh, my God.

308
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,120
Trevor: - What?

309
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,660
Morgan: - No way, dude.

310
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Morgan: - Okay.

311
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,040
Morgan: - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Morgan: Okay, go.

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Trevor: - Okay.

314
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:26,860
Trevor: - Ah!

315
00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:30,580
Trevor: - Ah!

316
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:31,460
Trevor: - God!

317
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,280
Trevor: - Are you coming?

318
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:40,560
Trevor: - Yeah.

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00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:45,500
Trevor: Hey.

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00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:46,460
Morgan: What?

321
00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:47,480
Morgan: Sorry.

322
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:49,080
Trevor: Don't say anything.

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Trevor: Mum's the word.

324
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Morgan: Mum's the word?

325
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,340
Morgan: What the fuck does that even mean?

326
00:23:52,740 --> 00:23:54,440
Trevor: You know, like, don't say anything.

327
00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:55,420
Trevor: It's like Bob's your uncle.

328
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,040
Morgan: What?

329
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,600
Morgan: How the fuck do you know Bob's my uncle?

330
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Trevor: How would

331
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Trevor: How would I know that you have an Uncle Bob?

332
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,420
Trevor: I don't even know your family.

333
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:04,980
Morgan: Okay. Well, I do. His name is Robert, actually, but Mom's the word.

334
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,260
Trevor: Bob's your uncle.

335
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:08,220
Morgan: Dude.

336
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,940
Morgan: This is amazing.

337
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,300
Morgan: I want this room.

338
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:13,840
Trevor: - That's probably a bad idea.

339
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,160
Morgan: - No, this must be where the old sorority

340
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,560
Morgan: held their meetings and pledge nights,

341
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,400
Morgan: fingering each other and shit.

342
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:20,440
Morgan: Ew.

343
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,460
Trevor: - Yeah, right before they sacrificed the virgins.

344
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,680
Morgan: - Look at that.

345
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,360
Morgan: - No, no, no, no.

346
00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:31,220
Trevor: have bad feelings in here.

347
00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:32,220
Trevor: Bad, bad, bad feelings.

348
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:32,580
Trevor: - Wait, can

349
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:33,240
Morgan: Oh my, will you stop being a baby?

350
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,680
Morgan: This is awesome. This must be the original pledge book.

351
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:37,680
Trevor: - I don't think so. - Yeah,

352
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:38,440
Morgan: I think it is.

353
00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:39,560
Trevor: - No. - I'm

354
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:39,880
Morgan: 1

355
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:40,360
Trevor: - Okay.

356
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:45,620
Trevor: Okay, alright. Well, don't listen to me. I'm a big fat idiot.

357
00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:48,220
Trevor: Wait for me.

358
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:04,940
Trevor: No, no, no. No, no.

359
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:07,520
Trevor: Try this.

360
00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,380
Trevor: - Oh, yes.

361
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,680
Trevor: - Get out of here.

362
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:15,600
Trevor: Ugh, here.

363
00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:16,160
Trevor: Ugh.

364
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:17,540
Trevor: Ugh.

365
00:25:17,540 --> 00:25:17,760
Trevor: Ugh.

366
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:20,720
Morgan: - You all right?

367
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,720
Morgan: You look a little bit woozy.

368
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:24,880
Trevor: - Ugh.

369
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:25,220
Trevor: Ugh.

370
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:26,040
Trevor: Ugh.

371
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:27,340
Trevor: Ugh.

372
00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:27,420
Trevor: Ugh.

373
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:28,060
Trevor: Ugh.

374
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:30,900
Trevor: What?

375
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:32,880
Trevor: That was like a white squall.

376
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,260
Trevor: Is this made of human

377
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:36,560
Trevor: flesh?

378
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,060
Morgan: - No, it's like cow or goat or something.

379
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:43,520
Morgan: Why would it be human?

380
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,100
Trevor: - Oh, I don't know, it's just a shot in the dark.

381
00:25:45,260 --> 00:25:46,340
Trevor: Are you sure it's not human flesh?

382
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,960
Morgan: - Well, no, but no, no, no, I'm sure it's not human.

383
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,340
Amber: What is that?! Oh, hey Trevor

384
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,320
Morgan: - We found this in a secret room in the basement.

385
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,520
Trevor: - Mum's the word.

386
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:01,460
Morgan: - Bob's your uncle.

387
00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:02,520
Trevor: - His name is Touchy.

388
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:03,840
Amber: - Wait, a secret room in the what?

389
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,020
Morgan: - Yeah, we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.

390
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:06,660
Amber: - We do?

391
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:07,800
Morgan: - Yeah, it's awesome.

392
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,560
Trevor: - Stop talking!

393
00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:13,460
Amber: - So what is that?

394
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,000
Morgan: - I think it might be the original sorority pledge book.

395
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,820
Morgan: - I don't know, I'm not sure though. It might be something else entirely.

396
00:26:20,110 --> 00:26:21,360
Jenny: I wanna take it to the school and look it up.

397
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:25,420
Amber: - If that is the original Omega Zeta pledge book, I want it now.

398
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:27,800
Trevor: - It's literally right here.

399
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,340
Trevor: We're not holding the hostage.

400
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:29,940
Amber: - Give it.

401
00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:31,540
Amber: Give it!

402
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:34,000
Trevor: - It's right here.

403
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:37,220
Morgan: Yeah, literally just walk over here and look at it.

404
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:41,180
Amber: - No! Ugh! Give it to me. I'm taking it to my room to read.

405
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:41,860
Morgan: - UH What?

406
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,200
Morgan: First of all, it's like in Latin or something.

407
00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:46,540
Morgan: And second of all, we need to examine it.

408
00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:48,440
Morgan: - We should call Angela and tell her.

409
00:26:49,180 --> 00:26:49,440
Angela: Tell me what.

410
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:54,420
Trevor: - Jesus!

411
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:55,820
Amber: - Angela, hi.

412
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,140
Morgan: We found this awesome book

413
00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,280
Morgan: and we have like a whole set of rooms under the house.

414
00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,280
Angela: - Thank you, Trevor.

415
00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:04,640
Angela: - Well, this is very interesting,

416
00:27:05,490 --> 00:27:07,600
Angela: but I think we should leave it here for now.

417
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,180
Angela: And Amber, if you wanna read it,

418
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,160
Angela: and I mean really read it, you should do it right here.

419
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,960
Amber: - No, no, I wanna take it to my room to read. It'll be fine.

420
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,900
Angela: - No, no, no, no, it's very old.

421
00:27:20,220 --> 00:27:21,000
Angela: And it's getting late.

422
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,320
Angela: Trevor, whatever you're doing here to maintenance,

423
00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:25,760
Angela: you can do tomorrow morning. You may leave now.

424
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,100
Trevor: - What, no, I'm, hey, no, I wanna, I'm also--

425
00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:30,260
Angela: - The book will be here tomorrow.

426
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,900
Angela: Girls, clean up and do your homework.

427
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:37,160
Morgan: Really?

428
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:37,800
Morgan: Really.

429
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:43,880
Angela: Trevor.

430
00:27:45,980 --> 00:27:47,980
Angela: Thank you so much for finding that book.

431
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:52,260
Angela: It'll finally help the girls understand their reasons for being here.

432
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,020
Trevor: How long do you think it was down there?

433
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,220
Angela: Too long.

434
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,180
Angela: It's time I set things right.

435
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:03,840
Trevor: Okay.

436
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,280
Maura: You have a boner.

437
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,560
Trevor: Who doesn't?

438
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,280
Trevor: Am I right? That was hot.

439
00:28:59,380 --> 00:29:01,120
Trevor: *Sigh*

440
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:30,960
Trevor: - Reynolds, I'm writing you to inform you

441
00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:31,780
Trevor: that we have failed.

442
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,460
Trevor: Some of us did not make it out,

443
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,220
Trevor: including Harvey and Heidi.

444
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:37,960
Trevor: I'm truly sorry.

445
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:44,080
Trevor: - Hence it came of courage and grace,

446
00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:50,780
Trevor: for the magic they bestow is from an ancient place.

447
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,080
Trevor: - What?

448
00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:57,100
Trevor: - They are not to be trifled with. They too are magic born.

449
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,680
Trevor: If it is evil you cast, that shall be your last.

450
00:30:01,780 --> 00:30:05,380
Trevor: The of the name did not be harmed to the protectors of the cursed,

451
00:30:05,580 --> 00:30:07,940
Trevor: for they have stopped many.

452
00:30:07,940 --> 00:30:08,160
Trevor: What?

453
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:10,360
Trevor: They be named Harmony.

454
00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:19,800
Trevor: Then I'm the stoned one... Okay, yep. You're right. You're right.

455
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,200
Trevor: I'm the stoner. I'm the loser.

456
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:27,220
Trevor: Thank you very much. Thank you.

457
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,860
Trevor: I'm dreaming.

458
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,020
Circey: What?

459
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:14,260
Circey: You have an erection again.

460
00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:16,440
Trevor: It's a compliment.

461
00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:18,060
Grace: Thanks.

462
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:19,320
Trevor: You're welcome.

463
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,840
Trevor: Hey guys, the floor is still wet.

464
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,200
Trevor: Okay, thank you.

465
00:32:37,639 --> 00:32:40,500
Amber: Wow, this place is intense.

466
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,400
Angela: I like it this way.

467
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,280
Angela: Have you never seen my room before?

468
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 5: No.

469
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,980
Speaker 5: I would have taken you for a blue kind of person.

470
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:54,780
Angela: What do you mean?

471
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 5: Like your aura.

472
00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:59,420
Speaker 5: I feel like you're blue.

473
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,220
Speaker 5: Like you seem blue.

474
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,540
Angela: Why blue, dear?

475
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 5: I don't know.

476
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,860
Angela: Do you see everyone's auras?

477
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:15,140
Speaker 5: No, I don't think so. But I think Morgan's a lesbian.

478
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,440
Angela: That's not the same thing.

479
00:33:18,660 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 5: Well, she has that vibe. Like, when I see her, her aura's like yellow. Like sunburst. Like I see a sunburst when I look at her.

480
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,060
Angela: That's very interesting.

481
00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 5: I know, right?

482
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:34,780
Speaker 5: Yeah.

483
00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:22,780
Angela: - Well, do you believe in magic then?

484
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 5: - Yes, yes, I believe we all have magic inside of us.

485
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 5: Like we are one with the universe.

486
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,639
Speaker 5: Like we can talk to the earth.

487
00:34:33,659 --> 00:34:35,379
Angela: And why do you feel this way?

488
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 5: Because I have since I was a little girl.

489
00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:40,340
Speaker 5: This one time my mom caught me talking to a ghost.

490
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 5: I can like see things.

491
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,000
Angela: Ghost.

492
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:45,360
Angela: Looking

493
00:35:47,340 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. It's stupid. I just thought I was meant for bigger things.

494
00:35:56,940 --> 00:35:57,980
Angela: Maybe you are.

495
00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:00,260
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe.

496
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,620
Angela: I want to show you something.

497
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 5: Okay. Wait, I don't know if I'm ready for this. No, no, go ahead.

498
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:19,640
Angela: This is called...

499
00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,060
Angela: - The Book of Shadows - What?

500
00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:26,040
Angela: What did you think was happening?

501
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:27,180
Speaker 5: Nothing.

502
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 5: That's like a journal, right?

503
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,680
Angela: It is.

504
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,100
Speaker 5: Good job.

505
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,740
Speaker 5: I had one when I was a little girl.

506
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,180
Speaker 5: But my dad didn't like it, so he threw it out.

507
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,340
Angela: Men can be so destructive.

508
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:48,500
Speaker 5: Right?

509
00:36:50,580 --> 00:36:51,460
Speaker 5: Do you like men?

510
00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,680
Angela: Well, that's a hard question.

511
00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:00,540
Angela: I've been with men before.

512
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,940
Angela: But I never want to get attached to one for too long.

513
00:37:04,940 --> 00:37:06,020
Speaker 5: I was with two guys.

514
00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:08,800
Angela: How was that?

515
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,260
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know. Clumsy.

516
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 5: They thought they were amazing.

517
00:37:15,340 --> 00:37:16,260
Angela: They always did.

518
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:23,480
Angela: In this book, I can show you great things,

519
00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:28,040
Angela: but sacrifices will have to be made.

520
00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 5: - Nothing's free.

521
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,740
Angela: - That's very true.

522
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,680
Angela: How many pledges do we have tonight?

523
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:38,180
Angela: - All of one.

524
00:37:39,619 --> 00:37:41,040
Angela: - That's all we need.

525
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,960
Angela: And then we can grow exponentially.

526
00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,280
Angela: I'm gonna show you so much, Amber.

527
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,920
Angela: But I know it's gonna seem kind of weird.

528
00:37:55,220 --> 00:37:57,720
Angela: But I feel that you're open to some suggestions.

529
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:16,980
Angela: - Hey, Char, where you going?

530
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,000
Trevor: - I was just leaving.

531
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:21,760
Trevor: - You better run, 'cause I'm about to fuck up some shizzit!

532
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:22,100
Trevor: - Shit!

533
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,900
Angela: - I will cut you like a fucking pig!

534
00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:27,900
Trevor: - Ah!

535
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:28,500
Trevor: - Ah!

536
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:28,600
Trevor: - Stop!

537
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,520
Amber: - I do what she says and get the fuck out.

538
00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:37,380
Angela: - Now let's have a little fun.

539
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:41,700
Jenny: Well, I guess we don't have any pledges.

540
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:43,060
Morgan: - That's normal.

541
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,500
Maura: - I can't believe our one pledge didn't show.

542
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,400
Morgan: - Is she acting weird to anybody else?

543
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:05,080
Circey: - Right?

544
00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:06,560
Grace: - Yeah.

545
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,320
Grace: What is that?

546
00:39:11,580 --> 00:39:12,960
Morgan: - Um, I think that's the original pledge book.

547
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,340
Angela: No pledges?

548
00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:23,040
Angela: Okay, well, Jenny, you're up, sweetheart.

549
00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:25,720
Angela: It's your lucky day.

550
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,700
Morgan: What's happening?

551
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:31,320
Angela: Come, girls. Let me show you what I've done for you.

552
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:46,960
Angela: Stop!

553
00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:58,940
Angela: If I tell you to stop, I mean it.

554
00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:02,620
Angela: The hazings go like this.

555
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:03,980
Angela: Jenny, start.

556
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,180
Angela: Strip her down to her underwear.

557
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,000
Jenny: What? No, no, no, no, no, I don't think I'm ready for that.

558
00:40:10,110 --> 00:40:12,020
Angela: Come on, It'll be fun.

559
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,140
Jenny: Eh, define fun.

560
00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:15,720
Angela: Huh?

561
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:17,520
Jenny: No.

562
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,500
Angela: Amber, make Jenny cooperate.

563
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:24,520
Jenny: Oh okay

564
00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:26,000
Jenny: What?

565
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,280
Amber: You have no idea how much you like.

566
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:31,600
Jenny: Oh, uh...

567
00:40:34,580 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 5: It's just hazing. It'll be fun.

568
00:40:39,380 --> 00:40:40,980
Speaker 5: Don't worry. Nothing will happen.

569
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,620
Speaker 5: Wait, are you Menzies?

570
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,500
Jenny: What? No.

571
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:45,520
Angela: Good.

572
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,080
Jenny: Okay.

573
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:47,020
Angela: Let's go

574
00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:47,280
Angela: do it.

575
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:48,100
Angela: Pants.

576
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,920
Jenny: I got it. Thank you. Thank you. I can do this part.

577
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,040
Angela: And get on the table.

578
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,640
Angela: It will all be over soon.

579
00:40:59,140 --> 00:41:02,180
Angela: And you will be free as it does.

580
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:02,700
Angela: Yes, yes.

581
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,160
Angela: I'm sorry.

582
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:05,280
Jenny: Now!

583
00:41:10,820 --> 00:41:11,300
Jenny: No.

584
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,940
Angela: Grace, hold her wrists tightly.

585
00:41:20,740 --> 00:41:21,100
Angela: Grace!

586
00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:24,020
Angela: I said hold her wrists tightly now.

587
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,480
Angela: It's Hazing! Fuck!

588
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:28,540
Circey: Are we not all getting naked?

589
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,180
Jenny: No, put your clothes on, dufus.

590
00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:34,160
Angela: Cersei Maura, you hold her feet.

591
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,640
Angela: Amber, hold her down.

592
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,240
Jenny: What is that noise?

593
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:42,620
Jenny: Is that screaming coming from outside?

594
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,660
Angela: I don't hear anything.

595
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:44,300
Angela: Oh, my God.

596
00:41:44,790 --> 00:41:46,660
Angela: But after tonight, we'll all be sisters.

597
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:51,760
Angela: And we will be more powerful than you could ever imagine.

598
00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:53,980
Jenny: What is happening?

599
00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:09,300
Angela: By way of the three and the power of three,

600
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:13,460
Angela: I unleash thee from your tomb!

601
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:17,400
Angela: Come forth, O Great One,

602
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,260
Angela: and give your power unto me!

603
00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:29,680
Angela: Are you ready?

604
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:30,580
Amber: Yes.

605
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:31,560
Jenny: I'm not.

606
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,680
Jenny: What the fuck?

607
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,000
Jenny: What the shit are you guys doing?

608
00:42:41,780 --> 00:42:43,240
Amber: Jenny, you'll all be dead soon enough.

609
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,820
Jenny: What? Did you just say?

610
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:46,800
Morgan: Okay.

611
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:49,360
Morgan: God, why is everyone getting naked?

612
00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:51,600
Jenny: Cersei, put your fucking hands on!

613
00:42:51,780 --> 00:42:52,620
Morgan: God, guys!

614
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:54,460
Morgan: It's getting a little nuts in here.

615
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:58,840
Angela: Girls! Follow suit.

616
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:00,940
Angela: Cersei first.

617
00:43:06,140 --> 00:43:07,020
Jenny: - Ow. - Squeeze!

618
00:43:07,820 --> 00:43:09,100
Jenny: Yeah, I'd like to get up now.

619
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,020
Jenny: Can someone please hand me my fucking clothes?

620
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:26,740
Grace: I'm not drinking that.

621
00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:30,900
Grace: I was at a party once, only there was a bunch of dudes and...

622
00:43:30,900 --> 00:43:32,320
Grace: Let's just say I'll never do that again.

623
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:35,440
Grace: Because now I have genital warts.

624
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,940
Maura: Gross! Ew, Grace.

625
00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:41,060
Maura: Wait, you used to date my boyfriend.

626
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,080
Maura: What the fuck, Grace?

627
00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:44,340
Maura: Ah!

628
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:45,180
Angela: Okay.

629
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:48,460
Angela: Good girl.

630
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:50,180
Angela: Good girl.

631
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:50,920
Angela: Ah!

632
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:51,440
Angela: Oh, man.

633
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:52,520
Angela: Oh.

634
00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:53,700
Angela: Oh.

635
00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:54,700
Angela: Oh.

636
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:54,980
Angela: Oh,

637
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:55,260
Jenny: my God.

638
00:43:55,460 --> 00:43:55,880
Jenny: Is that a--

639
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,060
Jenny: Is that a human heart?

640
00:43:59,200 --> 00:43:59,440
Jenny: Oh.

641
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,080
Jenny: Oh,

642
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:00,420
Angela: my God.

643
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,320
Angela: No, my dear. It's a lamb's heart.

644
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,640
Morgan: Oh, that's better.

645
00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:35,120
Amber: - What?

646
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 5: - What?

647
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:36,440
Jenny: - What?

648
00:44:38,700 --> 00:44:39,900
Jenny: - Stop it!

649
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:40,720
Trevor: - What?

650
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,000
Jenny: - What the fuck?

651
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,400
Jenny: Shit is happening!

652
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,060
Angela: - Shut up!

653
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,380
Angela: Shut up!

654
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,180
Jenny: - Can someone please give me my fucking clothes?

655
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:49,660
Morgan: - Yeah.

656
00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:54,100
Angela: I summon the sisters.

657
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:59,940
Angela: I summon the four sisters of destruction.

658
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,260
Angela: Come to us.

659
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,240
Angela: Use us and your children.

660
00:45:09,330 --> 00:45:11,800
Angela: They will fulfill our destinies.

661
00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:12,840
Jenny: Can I get up now?

662
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,480
Angela: I said, shut up.

663
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,680
Angela: And you will drink from the chalice, the blood.

664
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:19,400
Angela: Mm-mm.

665
00:45:22,599 --> 00:45:25,160
Angela: So my sisters can enter this realm.

666
00:45:25,420 --> 00:45:25,580
Jenny: Mm

667
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:32,500
Morgan: Oh, oh.

668
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:36,520
Jenny: What is happening?

669
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:10,780
Angela: *Screaming*

670
00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:21,220
Witch: You dare summon us?

671
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:23,280
Angela: My queen!

672
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:26,980
Angela: I am your servant!

673
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,360
Angela: I summon for the sake of evil!

674
00:46:40,180 --> 00:46:44,040
Witch: There are none other than us.

675
00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:45,860
Angela: I have awaited your return!

676
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:49,980
Jenny: Well, we have returned.

677
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:13,260
Witch: I like this one.

678
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:26,540
Trevor: Okay, so my parents are dead.

679
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:27,800
Trevor: My grandpa's dead.

680
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:28,800
Trevor: I have no answer.

681
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,680
Trevor: There's a hidden room and some book wrapped in flesh.

682
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,660
Trevor: And everything's leading to one impossible answer.

683
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,040
Trevor: Demon Hunter.

684
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,100
Jenny: Where are our bodies?

685
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:17,460
Grace: What?

686
00:48:17,740 --> 00:48:19,880
Jenny: Our bodies, our true forms.

687
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,760
Speaker 5: Jenny, it's me. It's Gra ce.

688
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:22,780
Speaker 5: Ah!

689
00:48:23,220 --> 00:48:23,400
Circey: Ah!

690
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:25,260
Maura: Ah!

691
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:28,240
Morgan: Ah!

692
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:29,960
Jenny: Ah!

693
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,320
Music: *music*

694
00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:28,760
Witch: What year is it?

695
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:32,660
Jenny: According to this one, it's 2020.

696
00:49:34,099 --> 00:49:36,220
Jenny: About the right time to turn the world to shit.

697
00:49:37,340 --> 00:49:38,540
Jenny: Won't have to do much work.

698
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:41,660
Circey: We have company.

699
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:56,640
Music: *Intensifying music*

700
00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:04,400
Trevor: In case you haven't caught on by now, I'm the-

701
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:06,680
Circey: Hey, Trevi!

702
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,280
Circey: Where's your boner now? Huh? You dead? Alive?

703
00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:20,140
Trevor: That hurt a lot!

704
00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:20,900
Circey: Poor baby!

705
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,280
Circey: shh...It'll be over soon. Just like that.

706
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,840
Trevor: There's my boner right beside your head, biatch!

707
00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:37,460
Trevor: What's wrong with your foreheads?

708
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,500
Amber: Trevor, you're always such a...

709
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,140
Amber: Loser! That's the word.

710
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:47,260
Amber: God, this girl's got all kinds of emotions going on up here. Like, crazy.

711
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:50,400
Trevor: Amber, what the hell?

712
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,040
Amber: Kill him now?

713
00:51:04,180 --> 00:51:07,280
Jenny: This one has a soft hearrt for him. Leave him.

714
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:09,480
Jenny: He'll die tomorrow when we end the world.

715
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:11,380
Jenny: What did you say?

716
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,060
Jenny: Bye, Trevy.

717
00:51:20,359 --> 00:51:20,920
Trevor: Morgan!

718
00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:22,300
Trevor: Amber!

719
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:24,400
Trevor: Cersei!

720
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:25,960
Trevor: Jenny!

721
00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:26,140
Trevor: Hey!

722
00:51:49,580 --> 00:51:50,300
Trevor: What the hell?

723
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,960
Ken: Hey, you ladies lost.

724
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:26,080
Ken: You want a ride?

725
00:53:27,119 --> 00:53:27,640
Witch: Amber.

726
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:34,100
Amber: Do you know where Rebook Cemetery is?

727
00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:39,420
Ken: Well, babe, I'm Ken, and this is my dog Levi.

728
00:53:40,190 --> 00:53:42,660
Ken: And what's going on with your forehead?

729
00:53:42,770 --> 00:53:45,540
Ken: You wear like a hat too tight or something?

730
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:46,860
Speaker 5: Well, do you know?

731
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:50,800
Ken: Me? I..I don't know.

732
00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:51,800
Levi: You mean Old Town?

733
00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,640
Jenny: Bow to me.

734
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:11,820
Jenny: Do you know where the cemetery

735
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:12,300
Jenny: Do you know where the Cemetery is or do you not?

736
00:54:12,660 --> 00:54:14,720
Levi: Yes! Yes! You crazy bitch! Yes!

737
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:20,700
Witch: Take us there.

738
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:26,840
Amber: Gross!

739
00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:44,740
Reynold: It's about time, loser. This is your destiny. So don't fuck it up!

740
00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:09,560
Trevor: and Bob's your uncle.

741
00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:13,280
Trevor: I guess destiny does find a way.

742
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:21,740
Witch: Amber, perhaps one should not kill a victim

743
00:55:22,630 --> 00:55:25,320
Witch: until the resources of said victim have been drained.

744
00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:26,700
Amber: I know.

745
00:55:27,170 --> 00:55:29,440
Amber: At first I was all like I wasn't going to,

746
00:55:29,620 --> 00:55:31,120
Amber: but then I was, so I did.

747
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,600
Amber: I'll focus and try harder next time.

748
00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:35,080
Witch: That's fine.

749
00:55:35,980 --> 00:55:37,780
Amber: Levi, you really need to hold it together

750
00:55:37,860 --> 00:55:39,840
Amber: and stop being such a little bitch

751
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,960
Levi: - Well, why can't I stop driving!

752
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:42,420
Witch: *laughs

753
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:13,100
Witch: Get out.

754
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:22,820
Levi: Please don't kill me.

755
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,480
Levi: Please, please, please don't kill me.

756
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,100
Witch: Levi.

757
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:29,820
Witch: What did Amber say?

758
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:33,300
Witch: Don't be such a bitch.

759
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:35,420
Levi: I can help you.

760
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:37,460
Witch: How?

761
00:56:38,839 --> 00:56:40,240
Levi: I don't know.

762
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,640
Levi: and, um, bring you coffee or do your laundry or something.

763
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:44,360
Witch: Fine.

764
00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:55,620
Jenny: Come, Servant.

765
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:57,680
Jenny: Where is the cemetery?

766
00:57:58,770 --> 00:58:01,260
John: Right through there, but I said we're closed.

767
00:58:01,590 --> 00:58:03,040
John: You gotta come back around 9:00 AM.

768
00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:04,060
Jenny: Morgan?

769
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:10,100
John: *stuttering

770
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:31,240
Trevor: What are we doing?

771
01:00:45,799 --> 01:00:46,960
Trevor: Well hello handsome.

772
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:49,620
Trevor: Harmony.

773
01:01:32,380 --> 01:01:32,980
Witch: Welcome home.

774
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,080
Trevor: Not so fast, ladies!

775
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:44,420
Witch: Attack!

776
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:54,780
Trevor: Fuck!

777
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,240
Amber: Stronger than a trashcan.

778
01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,460
Amber: Noted

779
01:02:20,500 --> 01:02:21,280
Trevor: Jenny!

780
01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:26,180
Trevor: Get. off. me!

781
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:30,920
Trevor: I don't want to have to kill you girls!

782
01:02:39,580 --> 01:02:40,180
Trevor: Okay.

783
01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:49,340
Amber: - Can we kill him now?

784
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,580
Jenny: - Just can't yet.

785
01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:56,660
Jenny: So adorable.

786
01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:02,400
Jenny: Wow, this girl is like really liking this guy.

787
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:03,580
Jenny: Come on.

788
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:11,140
Circey: Is he gonna be okay?

789
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,880
Jenny: He's not alive. Technically.

790
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:30,860
Trevor: Ow!

791
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,760
Trevor: Ladies, seriously, Morgan, I don't want to have to kill you girls.

792
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,680
Trevor: Didn't hurt.

793
01:04:04,819 --> 01:04:06,560
Trevor: Well this isn't where I saw this going.

794
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,260
Trevor: Seriously, guys!

795
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:14,880
Witch: - No! - No!

796
01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:22,340
Jenny: - You are resilient.

797
01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:25,860
Trevor: You're welcome. Cunt punch!

798
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:31,200
Witch: Hey Janitor.

799
01:04:54,900 --> 01:04:55,500
Trevor: That was intense.

800
01:04:58,640 --> 01:04:59,620
Trevor: Want to help kill some demons?

801
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:05,440
Trevor: What the fuck?

802
01:05:06,020 --> 01:05:08,160
Statue: Offering...Accepted!

803
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,440
Statue: Trevor harmony has summoned me to destroy evil.

804
01:05:22,140 --> 01:05:23,580
Statue: Lead me to the evil.

805
01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:27,820
Trevor: - Yeah, all right, cool. Come on.

806
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:41,060
Witch: - Three by three, bring thy souls unto thee.

807
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,500
Witch: From hence we can, shall we return.

808
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:51,080
Witch: bring back the darkness to watch the world burn.

809
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:26,140
Amber: This tastes like pure shit!

810
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,480
Amber: When do we stop fucking puking!

811
01:06:43,540 --> 01:06:44,640
Trevor: Yeah, why not?

812
01:06:44,820 --> 01:06:47,060
Trevor: Witches? Walking statues? Sure.

813
01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:50,900
Trevor: Ah, shit! I thought we killed you!

814
01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:54,100
Statue: Die, demon!

815
01:06:54,580 --> 01:06:56,760
Statue: I would like to banquish you!

816
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,340
Statue: Banquish! Banquishing!

817
01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:03,520
Statue: Banquish!

818
01:07:05,080 --> 01:07:06,060
Trevor: Okay. Fair enough.

819
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:14,580
Trevor: Oh Yeah, take those bodies back, you idiots.

820
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,840
Statue: Time to kill the witches, Harmony!

821
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:21,560
Statue: Witches!

822
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:24,660
Trevor: Yes, kill the witches, but don't kill the girls.

823
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:26,620
Trevor: Don't kill the bodies the witches are in.

824
01:07:26,740 --> 01:07:27,940
Statue: The Harmony is confusing.

825
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:30,100
Trevor: Why are you stonewalling me? You're like talking to a w-

826
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:32,480
Statue: Stop! Your lips are buttery and full of lies.

827
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:36,620
Statue: Enough! I am made to kill witches, you fat Harmony.

828
01:07:52,060 --> 01:07:55,080
Statue: I will squash them like bugs! Hello evil bug!

829
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:01,480
Witch: Now you will see the execution of the world!

830
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:04,800
Statue: Harmony, one has escaped!

831
01:08:05,660 --> 01:08:09,060
Statue: Rrrr, let go of me, you tentacle witch!

832
01:08:10,860 --> 01:08:12,680
Statue: Rrrr, let go!

833
01:08:13,580 --> 01:08:15,680
Statue: Rrrr, I shall destroy you!

834
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:29,060
Witch: I will take great pleasure in killing you.

835
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,240
Trevor: Ah, get in line

836
01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:44,660
Angela: You'll pay for that.

837
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:02,000
Trevor: Cersei! Get out of here!

838
01:09:06,180 --> 01:09:08,920
Witch: You must succumb to death, quietly

839
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:19,400
Trevor: How do you like it? Weed killer!

840
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:21,819
Trevor: Ah!

841
01:09:32,619 --> 01:09:34,220
Trevor: Fuck you, Treebeard!

842
01:09:35,620 --> 01:09:37,240
Trevor: I'm fucking Frodo!

843
01:09:42,199 --> 01:09:43,200
Trevor: Statue man!

844
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:43,779
Statue: Freedom!

845
01:09:44,759 --> 01:09:47,160
Trevor: Save Morgan and the girls. I'll fight these witches.

846
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,040
Statue: As you wish, soft compatriot!

847
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:11,260
Morgan: What the fuck are you?

848
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:13,500
Jenny: Your death.

849
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:25,100
Statue: Air Witch, prepare for DEATH!

850
01:10:30,900 --> 01:10:33,380
Statue: There is no match for stone!

851
01:10:41,340 --> 01:10:42,240
Statue: You are weak, Witch!

852
01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:42,880
Statue: Witch!

853
01:10:43,860 --> 01:10:44,380
Statue: You

854
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,020
Morgan: What the fuck are you?

855
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:51,540
Statue: Have no fear, for Trevor Harmony has sent me here to protect you.

856
01:10:57,540 --> 01:10:59,140
Morgan: Okay. You've got a name?

857
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,520
Statue: I am nameless from the darkness.

858
01:11:02,140 --> 01:11:04,500
Morgan: Okay. I'm Morgan. You're Slater.

859
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:06,020
Morgan: Ow, fuck!

860
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:07,200
Statue: Be careful!

861
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,820
Amber: We're in a fucking cemetery?!

862
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:20,640
Circey: Where's Morgan?

863
01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:23,180
Amber: Cersei! You're alive!

864
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,380
Circey: What the hell?

865
01:11:26,060 --> 01:11:27,220
Jenny: You guys, what's going on?

866
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:29,460
Jenny: I have a fucking headache.

867
01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:32,380
Jenny: She chewed my brain like Hubba Bubba!

868
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,260
Amber: Um... What do we do?

869
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,340
Jenny: -Where's Morgan?

870
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:04,960
Amber: We have to do something.

871
01:12:05,390 --> 01:12:07,140
Amber: I feel like this is all my fault.

872
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,340
Jenny: I mean, it's not entirely your fault.

873
01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:13,020
Jenny: How are you supposed to know that Angela was a witch?

874
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,540
Speaker 5: Well... She told me.

875
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:20,740
Speaker 5: I thought she was kidding. I thought she meant she was a lesbian...

876
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:22,620
Amber: Like me.

877
01:12:23,900 --> 01:12:24,420
Circey: Finally.

878
01:12:25,510 --> 01:12:26,920
Circey: How long were you gonna deny that?

879
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,180
Jenny: okay okay guys. We have to do something.

880
01:12:37,940 --> 01:12:40,820
Jenny: My soul hurts. Does that make sense?

881
01:12:42,060 --> 01:12:45,400
Witch: And is anyone gonna talk about the fact that Trevor was fighting a tree back there?

882
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,560
Circey: It's been a long night.

883
01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:51,020
Trevor: Ah! Fucking Jesus! Ah!

884
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:54,260
Trevor: Ah! Fuck! Ah you need a breath bit!

885
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:02,200
Morgan: Hey.

886
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:04,600
Amber: Where'd you get a gun?

887
01:13:05,740 --> 01:13:06,180
Morgan: Dead Levi.

888
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:07,840
Amber: What the fuck is that?

889
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,020
Morgan: No, no, he's cool. He's cool. This is Slater.

890
01:13:11,300 --> 01:13:14,000
Morgan: Slater, this is, um, Jenny, Amber, and Cersei.

891
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:16,240
Statue: It is my pleasure, ladies.

892
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:19,600
Circey: Do you have genitalia?

893
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,380
Jenny: Cersei, what? that's a personal question.

894
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,400
Jenny: But, I mean, do you?

895
01:13:26,540 --> 01:13:29,260
Statue: I am a blood oath activated automaton.

896
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,960
Statue: I am here to defend the Harmony.

897
01:13:32,350 --> 01:13:35,140
Statue: In his time of need, he has sent me to protect you.

898
01:13:53,739 --> 01:13:56,100
Amber: So that's a talking statue?

899
01:13:56,960 --> 01:13:58,500
Morgan: I don't know. I'm...

900
01:13:58,860 --> 01:13:59,280
Amber: - Where's Trevor?

901
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:01,660
Jenny: - Holy shit!

902
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:11,460
Statue: - The soft one approaching!

903
01:14:12,420 --> 01:14:12,940
Trevor: - I'm fine.

904
01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,600
Morgan: - Trevor, what the hell is going on?

905
01:14:15,740 --> 01:14:16,360
Jenny: - Are we dead?

906
01:14:16,470 --> 01:14:16,980
Jenny: - Where are we?

907
01:14:17,140 --> 01:14:18,060
Jenny: - Where did he come from?

908
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,180
Jenny: h-how does he work?! Where those witches?

909
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:21,440
Circey: - Does hell exist?

910
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,140
Circey: - Oh my God, are vampires real?

911
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:24,540
Amber: - Yes, what is real?

912
01:14:24,780 --> 01:14:25,400
Jenny: - Is heaven real?

913
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,400
Circey: Does anyone's mouth taste mouth taste like hobo semen?

914
01:14:28,910 --> 01:14:29,040
Jenny: Yeah.

915
01:14:29,750 --> 01:14:29,880
Amber: Yeah.

916
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,440
Statue: Evil has returned!

917
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,880
Trevor: My name is Trevor Harmony.

918
01:14:43,150 --> 01:14:44,420
Trevor: I'm the last of my bloodline.

919
01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:47,440
Trevor: For over 200 years, my family has fought evil.

920
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:52,500
Trevor: I vow from this day forward to rid the world of you.

921
01:14:52,500 --> 01:14:54,440
Trevor: You ain't bringing back the darkness.

922
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,180
Trevor: You ain't bringing back shit.

923
01:14:56,660 --> 01:15:06,200
Trevor: I'm gonna hunt each and every one of you evil motherfuckers down on this planet and extinguish you.

924
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:08,320
Jenny: Yeah, bitch!

925
01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:09,920
Witch: Are you done?

926
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:16,080
Trevor: Yeah.

927
01:15:46,180 --> 01:15:46,800
Jenny: Hey!

928
01:15:47,260 --> 01:15:49,200
Morgan: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

929
01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:50,060
Jenny: Ow!

930
01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:54,800
Statue: Bring on the day! I love to fight!

931
01:16:00,060 --> 01:16:01,480
Statue: I'll kill you!

932
01:16:01,820 --> 01:16:02,660
Statue: I'll kill you!

933
01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:08,580
Statue: Squish!

934
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,160
Trevor: Fuck you, dickfingers!

935
01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:18,740
Amber: I was a cheer captain for six years.

936
01:16:42,980 --> 01:16:44,540
Statue: Air Witch, we meet again!

937
01:16:47,380 --> 01:16:51,180
Statue: Your weak wind will never defeat me, Air Witch!

938
01:17:03,260 --> 01:17:06,020
Witch: Cut his head off! My pleasure!

939
01:17:06,190 --> 01:17:06,720
Trevor: Fuck you!

940
01:17:09,740 --> 01:17:11,340
Circey: Amber, that was awesome.

941
01:17:11,740 --> 01:17:13,540
Amber: I'm really discovering myself today.

942
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:16,480
Morgan: You, you, I think I have the hots for the statue.

943
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:18,620
Circey: Talk about rock hard.

944
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,300
Witch: Cut his head off!

945
01:17:23,260 --> 01:17:24,260
Jenny: Okay, we should go, we should go, go.

946
01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:28,280
Statue: Catch!

947
01:17:37,780 --> 01:17:39,840
Statue: Oh, yes, Harmony

948
01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:42,180
Statue: Smash her with my instruments!

949
01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,080
Statue: Smash the evil!

950
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:46,440
Statue: Smash her!

951
01:18:17,140 --> 01:18:20,400
Witch: Behold! I am the bringer of death!

952
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:22,260
Trevor: Oh, shut up!

953
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,120
Trevor: You girls okay?

954
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,020
Morgan: No.

955
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:44,120
Statue: I'm afraid it is time for me to return to the darkness, round one.

956
01:18:44,580 --> 01:18:45,940
Morgan: Wait, really?

957
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,060
Statue: Ladies, it was my pleasure.

958
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:56,980
Statue: Call me again should you idiots cause the apocalypse.

959
01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:10,940
Jenny: Okay, so now what?

960
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:15,860
Trevor: Well, now that you're all caught up.

961
01:19:17,380 --> 01:19:20,180
Music: *Rewinding*

962
01:20:15,660 --> 01:20:16,580
Trevor: Suck on this!



