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Secrets of the animal kingdom.
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How human are apes?
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The big wildlife report.
Saturday at 8:15 p.m.
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I'm going to Carnival as...
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20 years ago Bernd Stromberg
and his team showed us
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their workaday life.
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It made them cult.
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The loony bin's on an outing,
be careful.
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Stromberg.
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What came of Germany's famed office
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and the "world's best boss"?
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We'll see. Saturday at 9:45 p.m.
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Hello again, Stromberg!
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I can't wait.
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CATERING
ONLY FOR TEAM STROMBERG
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VEG-YAWN
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Come on.
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I said stay outside.
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You really put your ass in your mouth.
I say... we take this to the very top.
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-Yes, to Wehmeyer.
-Or Niibel.
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Move it!
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-Just hold on there!
-Or are you related to Welkenberg?
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I'll do that in a sec.
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Right.
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Can you all come over here quick?
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Come on now. Please, please, please.
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It'll be quick.
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So, we're making Hello again, Stromberg.
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Any of you remember the old one?
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-Was it with a dog?
-No, it was with an ape.
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That's why
the documentary people are here.
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To do a kind of making-of.
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-Luna.
-Luna.
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Once Matthias is here
we'll do a run-through.
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That's it. Have fun!
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Eat!
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THE BIG FOLK POP FALL
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HELLO AGAIN, STROMBERG.
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Stromberg! Stromberg!
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Africa, right? Ah, interesting. Good.
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Here, uh, our Ernie.
He knows about Africa.
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He's our black man.
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In America I'd sue her.
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She could clean
till she's black in the face.
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Or white. How does it go for them?
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It's still in there.
You can't broadcast that, Sascha.
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-They broadcasted it back then.
-They could've said something then.
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Let's see how he is now.
We can still edit it out later.
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Someone who was shitty then
won't be great today.
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- I don't know about that.
-Give an example.
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Sido?
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Flip phones?
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No idea.
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It's like folk pop. Not for everyone,
but fans exist. Hm, Luna dear?
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Okay, you get your Roland Kaiser
and I throw this macho crap out, okay?
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Here, "Problems are like breasts,
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coming to grips with them
is the real fun."
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-Jérg wanted to keep that in.
-Sure, Jorg.
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-Jérg, as white-bread as it gets.
-No need to tell me that.
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If I could puke on him,
I'd be even thinner.
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-But he's the boss.
-Jorg...
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You know, it's only television.
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Oh, Wusel, that's...
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Pretty long time ago, right?
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I have to get used to the idea,
but I think it's great.
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Yeah, wait and see, eh?
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Not much has happened.
We're still married.
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16 years, dude.
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-15.
-Yeah, but it feels like 16.
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-We're still at Capitol.
-Yes, she's the boss.
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Well... "the boss.”
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Otherwise, too, of course.
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And Marvin
has started there too now, hm?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, why should he have it
better than me, right bud?
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-UIf, hey.
-Ugh!
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UIf.
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Come on.
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-Man!
-Now. Come on!
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You eat far too little fruit.
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What? I'm always munching,
you sweet thing, you.
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Men may be descended from apes,
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but women certainly come from leeches.
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I see that facial expression
of yours again.
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It's outdated misogynistic bullshit.
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-When I started here...
-Yes, yes, there were no women.
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-I was a lone warrior.
-Like Lara Croft. I know.
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I swear, if he pulls that on the show...
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You'll still cue the band
and give me a sign regarding the length.
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-It's kicking off online, you know?
-Something always is on the internets.
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A few feminist activists
may come to the show.
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Well, I'll let security know.
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But you finish that up, okay?
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What has to be up with a woman
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for her to like him in any way?
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Hello! Ah, hello!
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Oh, how nice! Ah, do I have to...
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I was really excited.
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I hadn't seen anyone in forever.
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I left that Capitol place ages ago.
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Yeah, and this feels
like a kind of class reunion,
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of the class that all got held back
and thought the teacher sucked.
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Yeah, and otherwise, um...
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I'm doing pretty good.
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Huh?
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Yeah, I'm doing awesome.
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Can I sneak in quick?
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Uh... What...
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Yes, okay, come on.
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-Um, yes. This is Julian.
-What up, guys?
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I'm a huge fan.
Watched it all a hundred times.
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No joke.
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Man, so uncomfortable. Hold on.
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I have my own channel,
and Jenny's my sidekick.
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-Right, Jennykins?
-Yeah, all right.
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-Why? You are.
-Yeah.
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-Oh, no. Get up. You're so heavy.
-You get up.
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I think everything's really awesome.
And her for sure, Jenny.
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She's def the best lady.
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Ernie!
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Here.
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I figured
you wouldn't be working with us.
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-Thanks for the lift.
-Bye!
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-Bye. Bye.
-Bye, Ernie!
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Ah! Man, they're from folk pop.
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I couldn't find you.
I was even at Antiques Roadshow.
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-Hello!
-Ernie!
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Yes, I'm pretty different now, I'd say.
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Look, I wrote this, uh, this book here.
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You're Not a Victim.
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Right, that's, um...
That's the title of the...
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There's a lot against bullying in here.
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Hm? And, yeah, it did pretty well.
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You could say. That is...
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I basically took the hobby
others pursued at Capitol
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and made it my profession.
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Later you can insert
where it's for sale and all.
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No?
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, what a shame.
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That's a shame.
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Awesome to see you live.
I thought you were even shorter.
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Why... um... Why shorter?
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-You looked it on TV.
-Nah.
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And what do you do now?
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I'm sort of his PA.
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-And what's your work? I mean...
-Content creator.
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Julian G? Ever seen or heard of me?
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No, right? You're not really
in it anymore, too old.
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Hey, I've already played Super Mario
when it just came out.
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-Like I said.
-And his parents own a company.
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Cu... tainment.
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Ah, I see.
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-Ding-dong!
-Hey, Ernie.
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Hey!
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-Recognized the smell.
-Hello. Well?
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This is crazy.
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-You look good.
-So do you guys.
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-Tanja
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-And you're?
-Julian.
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Julian.
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-Berthold.
-Belongs to me.
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-What do you do now?
-Life coaching and anti-bullying stuff.
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-Yeah, right!
-Awesome.
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Yeah, I show people
how to stop being the victim
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and to understand
how forgiving and forgetting
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can be a show of strength.
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-Wow, really.
-Cool.
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Yes. UIf.
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That sounds good.
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-What do you do?
-I'm a content creator.
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Oh, is there soup? I'm hungry.
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Where is Stromberg?
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Here. I'm Stromberg.
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-But I'm Stromberg.
-Well, then I'm Stromberg too.
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And I am too...
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-There's Daddy!
-Yes!
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It really is him.
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Lurchi! Lurchi! Lurchi!
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Well, when you're still as loved as I am
after such a long time
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then you can't have done
everything wrong.
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Hm?
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Although I've grown too.
Of course I have.
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I mean that King-Kong thing, you know?
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It's like the recorder,
you only play it when you're young.
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I've made an upgrade as a boss.
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But also as a human being.
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Hm?
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I'll just say, "He's back!"
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Not "him," but... What is it?
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-We need to get to that.
-But I'm in the middle of a...
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Are you from production?
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Yes, you could say that, couldn't you?
It's the man himself!
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Here, um... Oh my!
Only the gifted and talented here, huh?
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We need to get to the cover fleece.
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-Huh?
-The carpet under the sofa.
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Ah. Go right ahead.
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Oh, what's that?
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-Where to with it?
-I'll do it.
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No, I've never been high and mighty
like a fighter pilot?
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Own show or not.
I've... I've never been like that. Hm?
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-Well, then...
-Where to, buddy?
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-That way first.
-Got it.
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Use your legs. Hold on.
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Man! Otto is heavier than fat old Erika.
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- I can do that, like I said...
-Beat it.
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Look, it's the folk pop God, it's...
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Glnni! I can't believe it.
You only play with the megastars, hm?
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Yes, and with Roland Kaiser.
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Oh, get in here. Let Dad...
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-Bernd?
-I don't believe it.
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All the old eggs are here.
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Boy, it's UIf. It's been ages.
You were so little then.
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-Come here.
-I was never little.
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-And Tanja.
-Hello, Mr. Stromberg.
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Hello, Ms. Steinke.
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Ah! And Mr. Heister.
He hasn't changed either, has he?
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-Mr. Heisterkamp.
-Call me Berthold, Bernd.
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Yes. Berthold...
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Boy!
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-Ah!
-Hello.
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-Boy, it's Jennifer.
-So? Hello, Bernd.
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No way. Hello.
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-Come here.
-Yes.
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It's been ages. Oh, again.
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Nice.
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Come here.
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This is Julian.
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-Who's he?
-My boyfriend.
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-Hi. Jules.
-Uh-huh. Hello.
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Right, please, please, please.
Real quick.
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We're waiting for Matthias.
He's hosting something else.
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We'll go through positions,
so everyone knows where to go.
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Okay, thanks.
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HELLO AGAIN, STROMBERG
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THE BIG FOLK POP FALL
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Folk pop fall!
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So, we'll show little clips that...
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Give me a sec and it'll go quicker.
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So, we'll show clips
showing what you're all up to.
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And we'll start with you two,
UK and Tanja.
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You wanted to switch that out
because... lame.
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True. Can we switch 13 and nine?
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Do we have his clip?
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Yes, coming.
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And here comes the clip. Enjoy.
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Look, Ernie.
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Berthold Heisterkamp.
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More than ten years
after leaving Capitol
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he now works as a life coach and author.
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-And you...
-... wrote that, yes.
254
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He suffered years of bullying
at work and in private.
255
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LIFE COACH
256
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And it has now become
his own success story.
257
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-Life...?
-Coaching.
258
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:54,840
He sees his life as lesson
in turning injury into strength
259
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and harsh rejection
into overwhelming approval.
260
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,680
Okay, thanks.
261
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:04,320
Did you include the speech I gave?
262
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In front of 800 people,
at Capitol headquarters.
263
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,800
-We can add it.
-That'd be good.
264
00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,920
-Can we see our clip?
-Leave it.
265
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,360
I'd like to see
if Capitol comes off well.
266
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,920
Show us what came of the "bang-up" job.
267
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,360
-Okay, is that cued up?
-Yup. Clip on its way.
268
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The modern Capitol headquarters.
269
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,040
More than 1,000 people work here now.
270
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,040
Now I know what I didn't miss.
271
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,200
UIf Steinke still doesn't see himself
as an ordinary employee
272
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but more as a kind of office rebel
with limited career prospects.
273
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,040
-Hot, eh?
-Mm-hmm.
274
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,760
For two or three years now
I've been in damage minimization.
275
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:45,920
In my department I could've become
a kind of unit head.
276
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:49,520
But then I realized
I wasn't up for that at all.
277
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,720
Yeah, and the test wasn't all that hot.
278
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:02,160
Can you take that out?
Ulf seems like a total boob.
279
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,960
-Okay. Thanks for that.
-No, not at all.
280
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,200
-Yes.
281
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:10,000
Yes. You're like a burger
at a highway gas station.
282
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:13,480
The kind that makes a cow think,
"Sucks that it ends here."
283
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,240
It doesn't end there.
284
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,520
Huh? What do you think's going to come?
285
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,920
I gave a speech at our Capitol.
286
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,760
About bullying and how dangerous...
287
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:25,360
-Can we continue?
-Uh, yes.
288
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,880
Thanks.
289
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,600
-And here comes the next clip.
-Ah!
290
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,000
Today we're talking about using Al...
291
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,560
-Ah, recorder face.
-On the left.
292
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,000
"Peter Pecker."
293
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,680
-Here we've got...
-What's with the stupid face?
294
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:39,960
... of Al...
295
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,000
Now I'd like to show you
what else we're doing.
296
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,280
-Oops!
-Tanja Steinke has headed...
297
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,880
development at Capitol
for three years now.
298
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:54,360
That was always super important to me,
child, marriage and career.
299
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:58,560
I have to say, Capitol has been great
at supporting me in that.
300
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,040
-That's good.
-And next.
301
00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,960
-Ah, look, it's Marlon.
-Marvin.
302
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,560
Yeah. I always liked him.
303
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,400
The next generation of family Steinke
304
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,920
works for Capitol now too.
305
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:15,800
A few months ago Marvin started
professional training here.
306
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,120
Kid, you've got
ten left thumbs on each hand.
307
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,920
You even lick wrong.
308
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,480
No. If that doesn't work,
309
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,000
you take a strip of tape...
310
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,320
The work at Capitol still presents
311
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,920
a real challenge to Marvin.
312
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:40,520
But one the Steinke Family's youngest
is glad to tackle.
313
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:44,320
Well, the mail room's task is...
314
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,400
to make sure key business processes,
315
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:52,840
through distribution and shipping...
316
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,360
So we're there to...
317
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,280
-... assist in that.
-... assist in that.
318
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:00,880
Yeah.
319
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,400
Yes, just like Daddy.
320
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,120
Okay, till then.
321
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:09,240
Good that you stuck it out
with the little fart... the sweetheart.
322
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,880
Sadly that didn't work out for us
back then, right, Schirmy?
323
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,120
Now we're at position 29
in the sequence.
324
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,120
Clip, "Stromberg today."
325
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:20,360
I'm as eager as a beaver.
326
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,920
You must be boss of a homeless shelter.
327
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:24,880
Yeah, you'd like that.
328
00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,120
The last clip is on its way.
329
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,520
-Whoa!
-What is that?
330
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:34,040
Bernd Stromberg
found a new home at Alpha.
331
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:39,480
The corporation sees itself
as an innovative multi-purpose company.
332
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,720
-You work there now?
-Morning.
333
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,760
Here, we're not employers
334
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,840
in the sense of employing people.
335
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,840
No, what we do
is more like providing tasks that...
336
00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:55,680
So my job as boss here
is much different than at Capitol.
337
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,400
Hello there, lady.
338
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,240
We only had
one rotten water jug for everyone.
339
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:05,680
But here every man, and every woman,
has his or her own water canister.
340
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,920
Yes, so this is my new Reich.
341
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,280
After Capitol my "second Reich,"
so to speak.
342
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:16,960
-Things going well?
-Yes...
343
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,000
Stop. Although I did say it.
344
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,520
I said you can't say that anymore.
345
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,080
It has to be said, these are all... Oh!
346
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,760
... all very good people here.
347
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,240
And the office is not only paper-free
348
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,720
but also leadership-free.
349
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,000
In the best sense.
350
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,360
Yes, you say "second Reich,”
351
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,640
then some dumbos
go and turn it into the Third Reich.
352
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,200
And you can't say "leadership-free."
353
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,840
Really? Why not?
354
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:52,280
If I say, "I like doughnut holes,"
then someone will say, "So did Hitler."
355
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,480
Then you can forget doughnut holes.
356
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,160
And me.
357
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,320
We can take the Hitler thing out.
358
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,880
-Like in the Nazi documentaries?
-Enough.
359
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,680
I've got a few remarks
about our film clip.
360
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,360
-Yes, and what about me?
-Sure, but getting back to me...
361
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,560
How do you lick right?
362
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,360
Quarter of an hour, everyone!
15 minutes!
363
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,200
... normally behave
in such a way that...
364
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,400
-Huh?
-What's going on?
365
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,520
HELLO AGAIN, STROMBERG
366
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,920
Schirmy.
367
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,400
Yes, I think we've all changed
quite a lot.
368
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,200
No, not me. I'm... the same as ever.
369
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,640
Just better.
370
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,040
Okay.
371
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,400
So, how are things going?
372
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,280
Love-wise?
373
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,720
Lo... Love-wise?
374
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,880
God, love. It's like leggings.
375
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,920
It's only for the young.
376
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,800
-You really are the same.
-Luckily.
377
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,000
I like how everyone's turned out.
378
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,240
I say that in my courses too.
379
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,760
Every person can evolve and grow.
380
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,520
Well, you were under-evolved back then.
381
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,320
If you've evolved,
then we're at square one.
382
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,760
See, stuff like that?
No longer bothers me.
383
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,640
Not at all. Uh-uh.
384
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,400
Oh. Good.
385
00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:21,440
Yes, and where were the two of us?
386
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,960
Get the bald dude off the boob tube!
387
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:28,880
Get the bald dude off the boob tube!
388
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,160
-Get the bald...
-Are they my groupies or something?
389
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,480
-No, I don't think so.
-Well, I do.
390
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,360
Maybe you should go over there.
391
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,480
Maybe I'll go over there.
392
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,640
Yeah.
393
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,040
Get the bald dude off the boob tube!
394
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,160
Get the bald dude off the boob tube!
395
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,360
Have I always done everything right?
396
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,960
Most definitely.
397
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,000
Uh, not.
398
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,720
But can I do it better from now on?
399
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,720
Yes, absolutely.
400
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,160
Get the bald dude off the boob tube!
401
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,280
Can a black person
work in a tanning salon?
402
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,120
Well, back in the day
no one thought about such things.
403
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,200
Nowadays I'd say...
404
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,800
you'd have to ask one of them, not me.
405
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,560
Right? That's what it's about.
What do those...
406
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,000
I mean, what do all the...
407
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,160
How is it to be in their shoes?
Do they even have shoes?
408
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,280
Now, I mean that figuratively.
409
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,760
Uh... Empathy.
410
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,480
That's what matters.
411
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,640
You have to learn it first,
I admit to that.
412
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:56,600
The younger generation
was certainly a step ahead on that.
413
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,200
But being that
and not losing your sense of humor
414
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:02,760
is at least equally important.
415
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,920
Young people can certainly learn
something from me about that.
416
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,320
From Daddy.
417
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,880
"He seems like a total wussy?"
418
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,960
I didn't say that. I said "boob."
419
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:23,120
Of course, that's much better.
420
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,640
Because you kept your mouth shut
like a wussy.
421
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,440
We have a right to our own image.
The Capitol lawyers said so.
422
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,720
Can you stop with that crap?
423
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,920
It's just for a reel, dog.
Totally chill.
424
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,040
-I'm not live.
-Maybe you should ask.
425
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,640
Before you start recording, you boob.
426
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:44,520
What's up here?
427
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,200
We have a right to our own image.
Ever heard that?
428
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,040
Relax, please.
429
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,880
-Another one.
-Look there.
430
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,880
Ah, isn't that Uncle Detlef's nephew?
431
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,880
He likes slipping in the backdoor.
432
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:03,440
-Just take his hand...
-That's a wrap.
433
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,000
-Some rear action!
-What did I just say?
434
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,080
-He likes sticking his ding-dong...
-Hey!
435
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,320
Are you nuts or something?
436
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,120
Oh, UIf.
437
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,840
The hobbits are out on an outing today.
438
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,520
Yes, they are.
439
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,760
-Hey!
-Come here!
440
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,400
-It was just a joke.
-Yeah, yeah. Come here!
441
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,320
Stop it now.
442
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,200
Come on, let's go inside.
443
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,400
Sascha, we urgently need...
444
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,240
You can't smack him!
445
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,600
Of course I can, you heard him.
446
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,200
Oh, those are just old chestnuts.
447
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,680
They're your old chestnuts.
448
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,480
Yes, but they're no longer valid.
449
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,840
It's like with old adages.
450
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,840
"If the farmer dies in bed
his almanac goes unread."
451
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,240
Bad example. You know what I mean.
That's not valid anymore either.
452
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,440
It obviously is to them.
453
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,960
But, uh... Does he... Has he...
454
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:21,680
Is he...
455
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:23,800
Marvin?
456
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,320
What?
457
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,080
No, that... Um...
458
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,720
LGB... XYZ.
459
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,200
So is he... Is he one of those letters?
460
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,920
Yeah... Uh...
461
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,640
What if he is?
462
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,960
Yeah, well... Why not?
463
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,280
That's... That makes sense.
464
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:06,360
Nice, dude.
465
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,560
-You're not uploading any of that.
-Look at him blow up.
466
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,640
-Did you hear me?
-He's mighty strange in real life.
467
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,400
Delete it, please.
468
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,840
-Yeah.
-Yes. Completely.
469
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,280
Yeah, sure thing.
470
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,040
Oh, I'm hungry.
471
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,080
UIf?
472
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,560
Yeah, I talked to him.
I think he got it.
473
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,280
What? Who?
474
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,960
-With the guy out there.
-With Marvin! Have you spoken to him?
475
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,480
No, I thought you talked to him.
476
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:52,480
But he can do something else besides...
477
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:54,120
nothing.
478
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,000
-Sure.
-Now...
479
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,600
Hold up. You know what I mean.
480
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:02,080
You're always...
481
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,200
I hadn't found
my inner balance back then.
482
00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:15,120
-You may not be able to imagine that.
-Sure I can.
483
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,320
I very often went home at night
and thought
484
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,280
that everything sucked.
485
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,440
-I'm sure you know that.
-Nope.
486
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,160
-Exactly.
-Actually not.
487
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,880
But I found a way out.
488
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,360
And in my book it tells you how...
489
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,000
to get there.
490
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:32,320
Ah!
491
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,800
Right.
492
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,800
I put one in there
for all of you, a copy of it.
493
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,400
-I don't need it, I don't think.
-No? It...
494
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,240
Oh! My book.
495
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,120
Honey! Open up, please.
496
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,720
-We just want to talk to you.
-I'm on my phone.
497
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,600
Open it up now!
498
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:26,440
We can call this all off right now.
That's not a problem.
499
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,080
Yeah, okay.
500
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,000
Or we stick it out till the end.
501
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,920
Hm? What do you say to that?
502
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,560
Yeah, okay.
503
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,800
Psychologists call this
a mental health crisis.
504
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,240
-We'll manage fine alone.
-Symptoms of a dissociative...
505
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,560
Oh yes, you may not know
what that means, right?
506
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:47,920
-Well, when someone...
-Ernie, shut the hell up.
507
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,600
UIf, that is a classic example
508
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,920
of overreaction due to overload.
509
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,480
-Would you guys... Hey!
-I'm on my phone.
510
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,520
-It was UIf I...
- I told you earlier...
511
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,760
I wanted to bop UIf.
512
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,560
UK. Hey!
513
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,800
Leave his phone be! You're being silly.
514
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,960
So, real quick.
We'll finish rehearsals tomorrow.
515
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,800
Things are getting out of hand outside.
516
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,960
How many more times? I'm on my phone!
517
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,720
Evening.
518
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:24,920
-Thanks.
-Certainly.
519
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,080
Can I get you anything else?
520
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,800
It was nothing to get excited about.
521
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,480
Said the priest as he got off the nun.
522
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,800
Those people will calm down in a jiffy.
523
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,160
So nasty.
524
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,800
The book, I didn't want that.
525
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:48,760
Yes, I know, Emie. I...
526
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,520
We're going to call this off now,
the whole business.
527
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,840
Pardon? That's more overblown
than these prices.
528
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,920
No.
529
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,680
UIf?
530
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,720
Sure, but I can finish my drink, right?
531
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,600
Of course
all the quips earlier were shitty.
532
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:14,080
But humor always depends on context.
533
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,560
That should be clear to her,
even as a woman.
534
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,080
You can't show silent movies
to the blind.
535
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,520
-No, you can't do that.
-Like I said.
536
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,360
No, making remarks
about the blind and stuff.
537
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,200
Good...
538
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:30,280
What I'm saying is you don't read
a cookbook on the shitter.
539
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,120
That's what I mean by...
540
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,480
That's what I mean by...
541
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,520
That's what I mean...
542
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,800
Hm?
543
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,680
That's what I mean by context.
544
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,120
-Although the cookbook itself...
-Forget it. It's over.
545
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,640
-Bye.
-Now don't you leave too.
546
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,240
Ullf!
547
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:03,120
-I mean...
-The first step is asking forgiveness.
548
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,200
-Hm?
-When you've offended someone.
549
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,680
There's a whole chapter about it,
in my book.
550
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,760
Although the most important thing
is listening.
551
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:18,400
Because if you don't do that,
then you don't know what... who...
552
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,560
And what kind of...
553
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,760
-Sit down.
-No.
554
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,400
Relax.
555
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,400
Look, it's Mario... Marvin.
556
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,760
We've met before. Do you remember?
557
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,120
- I don't think so.
-Sure you do!
558
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,640
You were even shorter than him then.
559
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,880
-Ulf, we're going now, okay?
-Give me a second.
560
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,720
Anyway, your "mother" thinks...
561
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,640
That is, um... Tanja thinks...
562
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,000
I mean, she is your mother.
563
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:50,200
She thinks that all those old chestnuts
from before...
564
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,720
She says you can't use them anymore.
565
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,480
And I know that.
566
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,680
And... I didn't want it
back then either.
567
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,480
I just wanted you to know that.
568
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,600
That...
569
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,720
You're sealed up tighter
than a can of Ravioli.
570
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,720
You can apologize again now. Ravioli?
571
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,960
Ah, you keep it to yourself!
572
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,560
-Nothing has changed.
- I could go for another beer.
573
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,120
Higgledy-piggledy!
What I want to say, Marvin is...
574
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,480
I am not nor have I ever been anti...
575
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,080
-... homo... Uh...
-... phobic?
576
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,400
Exactly.
577
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,080
Whoever sticks whatever in whom...
578
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,880
Or rather, whoever's...
579
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,880
yeah, well, I'll say loving...
580
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,200
I never cared or poked...
I never poked fun at them.
581
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,880
But, you, you I never would have...
582
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,200
Poked me?
583
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,840
That's right.
584
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,200
Hm?
585
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,840
All those people who looked like you...
586
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,760
-Bernd.
-Bernd.
587
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,440
I thought they were all kind of strange.
588
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,280
Mm-hmm. Yes, but they're all...
589
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,520
I'm not like that! Hm?
590
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:09,920
To cut it short,
no "hard" feelings between us.
591
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,000
-Well?
-Good God! This is unbelievable.
592
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,800
Oh, quite the mood around here.
Like back then at Capitol.
593
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,240
Yes, we're calling this whole thing off.
594
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,720
Really?
595
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,240
Yeah, it really is like back then.
596
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,720
What's with the stupid laugh?
597
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,880
-Nothing.
-All right then.
598
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,840
Get me a sparking juice.
599
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,680
Don't talk to her like that, or him.
600
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,880
-What?
-What do you mean "what"?
601
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,200
Hey.
602
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,360
Strutting around like Mr. Muckety-Muck.
603
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,480
It's getting real. I was really...
604
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,240
Sit down, you nut job!
605
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,000
Are you nuts?
606
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,360
Come on, let's all go have a drink.
607
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,840
Come on.
608
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,840
-Everyone!
-Come along too, okay?
609
00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,520
Well, with Julian I thought
I'd ignore my gut feeling
610
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,840
because my gut's been a total moron
when it comes to men.
611
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,480
Yes, and with Julian my gut said,
"Absolutely not with him."
612
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,200
Sorry.
613
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,720
Stop it.
614
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,480
And now we've been together
for quite a while.
615
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,360
Right,
let's stick this out together, hm?
616
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,760
Like before. It wasn't all bad.
617
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,760
-Well, it usually was for me.
-Yes, but you were often...
618
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,600
Why?
619
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:39,040
Yes, that's true.
And it wasn't okay back then.
620
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,440
And I... I apologize for that.
621
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,200
-Yeah?
-No!
622
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,120
It really wasn't okay.
623
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,360
I apologize for that, Berthold. Really.
624
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,520
You can't just apologize.
625
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,480
-And you too.
-What?
626
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,720
Here.
627
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,120
Yeah, like that's going to happen.
628
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,680
UIf?
629
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,200
Ullf!
630
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,120
-I'm sorry.
-There you go. Wasn't so hard.
631
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,640
Yes, that was really nice.
632
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:11,840
Yes, I have to say so. I mean...
633
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,440
I was a little moved.
634
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,880
But it's true.
635
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,200
When you apologize for injustices,
636
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:23,600
things like slavery or the GDR,
or for me,
637
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,520
then that's a start.
638
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,000
And...
639
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,120
Sorry.
640
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,200
Heisterkamp?
641
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,640
UIf, I'm still here...
642
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,320
Yes, I'm still against bullying.
643
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,000
UIf.
644
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:47,320
Yeah, funny. Um, I'm sorry.
645
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,000
-This is new.
-Yes, but it's the best.
646
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,400
Right, careful. Tanja, the thing...
647
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,640
Move it! Heading home is nonsense.
648
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,440
-Yes, I agree.
- I still think it's...
649
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,920
That's obvious, sure.
But once, for old time's sake.
650
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,640
Right, Schirmy?
651
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:07,880
It's got the good stuff in it.
652
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,600
-Just for you.
-Thanks.
653
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,200
UIf, what do you say?
654
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,640
What else will he be thinking,
the pretty-boy greaser.
655
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,480
Come on,
forget your booze and you losed.
656
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,680
We just need to get your phone phony
to an animal shelter
657
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,560
and it'll be like back then.
658
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,840
Holy fucking shit, dude!
659
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,800
What's up?
660
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,920
-Dude, it really went off.
-What?
661
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,640
-They called in the police.
-Where?
662
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,000
Where is that?
663
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,040
Hey, hey, hey.
664
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,440
Get the bald dude off the boob tube!
665
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,520
Get the bald dude off the boob tube!
666
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,160
-It's really kicking off.
-Crazy.
667
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,920
Whoa, they're postponing the show at
least two days.
668
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,760
Two days...
669
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,120
Let's have another.
670
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,080
-Can I get another one.
-I'm good, thanks.
671
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,960
Please serve yourself.
672
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,560
Look, a fitness studio and a sauna.
673
00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,720
-I don't have anything for that.
-Please check battery.
674
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,600
What do you need for the sauna?
675
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,840
Discovering your inner child
is very important.
676
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,640
Oh yes, the reception here... Um...
677
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,520
I said your inner child's important.
678
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,080
Your inner...
679
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:40,480
If you're a doctor, then no.
Being a child is dumb then.
680
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,440
Just hold on a second. I'm working here.
681
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:47,760
Yes? That's because of the child,
the reception.
682
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,640
-Hold on.
-He's not answering, is he?
683
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:52,760
-He had fun yesterday.
-Why?
684
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,840
He told me so earlier.
685
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,520
He's not answering when I call.
He has to be excused at Capitol.
686
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,000
Think about why he's not answering you.
687
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,440
Yeah, UIf.
688
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,440
Because you don't think of it.
It's still his probation period.
689
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,400
Turn an eye,
it doesn't even have to be blind.
690
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,080
Always "Capitol, Capitol, Capitol."
691
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,720
Jules?
692
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,560
Oh, no. Sorry, I can't do that yet.
693
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,920
Good morning.
Have you seen Julian anywhere?
694
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,240
-No.
-Okay.
695
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,880
-There are no mistakes.
-Jules?
696
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,440
Just experiences, and...
Well, okay, that's a mistake.
697
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,040
Yes, the leg will be missing.
698
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,000
The leg.
699
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,040
Jenny? Jennykins?
700
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:41,680
Right, kids. Just briefly.
They want to redo the clip today.
701
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,680
With me at Alpha. Less Hitler and stuff.
702
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,840
But it'll be done in a jiffy
with an old pro like me.
703
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:52,400
In and out, that's what
making babies is all about, right?
704
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,840
-Oh! Hello.
-Morning.
705
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,880
Afterwards we'll all
do something nice together.
706
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,080
No. I mean letting go in general.
707
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:03,720
Not during surgery.
708
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,160
-Hey.
-All right, till later.
709
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,880
-Hey.
-Hey.
710
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,920
There you are.
711
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,720
Disgusting.
712
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,800
L... Luna is your name.
713
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,320
I'm Bernd.
714
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,520
Just, uh... Just Bernd.
715
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,400
Luna.
716
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,120
Names like that didn't exist in my day.
717
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,760
Luna.
718
00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:50,000
The girls in my class
were all called Gabi, Annette,
719
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,040
or... Gisela.
720
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:57,240
Like with the pope.
The have a few names with numbers.
721
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,880
John Paul |, John Paul ll.
Benedict the... and so on.
722
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,720
But nowadays everyone has to be unique.
723
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,280
But, yeah, it sounds...
It sounds pretty nice.
724
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,600
Luna.
725
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:20,440
I'm not saying things used to be better.
They weren't.
726
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,600
For example, my parents
didn't even hug me on holy days.
727
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:27,080
And when I say hi to someone ...
728
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,280
Dude! Hey, what the hell?
729
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,840
Not hugging in the sense of touching.
730
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,120
-But rather...
-How sad can you be?
731
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,440
Sad? Why sad? What do you mean by sad?
732
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,920
I'll go tell them we're here, okay?
733
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,240
Oh God!
734
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,600
She model led for a pharmacy magazine,
for cover on depression.
735
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,800
I'll go inside too.
736
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,960
Oh, this can't even be compared
to Capitol.
737
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,800
When they served soup there
all we had was forks.
738
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,040
We don't even get soup here.
Here we get sushi with a smoothie.
739
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:08,560
It was a pretty big adjustment.
740
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,000
I admit that openly and honestly.
741
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,160
I could come from here.
742
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,920
"This is the realm I work in now."
743
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,480
Oh no, realm means "Reich."
744
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:23,160
I'll do it differently.
745
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,240
What do sperm and a boss have in common?
746
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:29,640
They both have little chance
of becoming human.
747
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,960
A joke. No, I...
748
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,280
I won't say that. That was...
749
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,000
Boy. I mean...
750
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,840
She's lean on the humor.
751
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,920
Almost to the point of "joke-orexia."
752
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,520
I didn't even know the difference
between transponder and transgender.
753
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,960
Figuratively.
754
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,360
But then they said to me,
"Mr. Stromberg..." That's me.
755
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,520
"You can learn that kind of thing,
756
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,080
but seeing which way the wind blows...
757
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,440
where it's coming from
and where it's heading
758
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,840
and where the rub is,
you can't learn that.
759
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,120
And you know that, Mr...
760
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,560
my dear Mr. Stromberg.
761
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,520
Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
762
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,040
No comparison.
763
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,520
I could be here, like this...
764
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:25,560
-Yes, or...
-Aha, look.
765
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:27,880
I thought that I...
766
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,840
I wouldn't have guessed it. Fancy.
767
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,200
What are you guys doing here?
768
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,920
I think you can forget your new clip.
769
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,320
-Hm?
-Capitol doesn't want it anymore.
770
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,560
Just because tattletale Steinke
called bosses.
771
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:48,840
You saw that yesterday with the cops.
It was linked to the company.
772
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,680
Uh... What... What's going on?
773
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,600
They don't want us to do
any of it anymore.
774
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:57,880
-They're distancing themselves from you.
-Distancing...
775
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,360
-Go on, show him.
-Wait? Where's the grandpa?
776
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:06,040
They could use someone under 100
to explain social media to them.
777
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,680
Here.
778
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,080
-Die Capitol...
-Ah, it's Klink...
779
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:15,840
... Xenophobic statements
once made by a former employee.
780
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,160
His statements and opinions
were never shared by management.
781
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:23,240
-That's...
-How cringe can you be?
782
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,160
Capitol be like, "Yeah."
783
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,880
Some Jorg
from the station got cold feet.
784
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,520
Can I see that quick?
785
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,760
That's hogwash, Ms... Luna.
786
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,400
We'll film the clip anyway, right?
787
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,520
No. I don't think so.
788
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,160
The fat lady in the studio
said to come get you.
789
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,240
-Ulf!
-Hm?
790
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,520
-Oh. Yes, hello. It's me.
-My phone? Thanks.
791
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,480
Is the whole thing canceled or just him?
792
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:50,640
-Canceled?
-Ah, I...
793
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,840
I see. Okay.
794
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,680
-What's she mean canceled?
-Right, I'll pass that on.
795
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:58,880
Hello?
796
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:03,600
I mean, people think
aristocracy is silly now too,
797
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,240
but back when Lady Di was in Paris
798
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,400
and crashed into the wall drunk
everyone felt sorry for her.
799
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,680
-What?
-Lady Di with that Dodi guy.
800
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,400
She wasn't drunk and it wasn't a wall.
801
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,880
-Even I know that.
-I don't know...
802
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,920
Please. You're not going
to start crying, are you?
803
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,040
I'm just like Lady Di.
804
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,480
Outwardly successful,
but totally messed up inside.
805
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,880
She had it tough professionally too,
806
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:33,520
but then she was gone
and everyone cried and brought flowers.
807
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,080
I'm like Lady Di, just with a beard.
808
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:39,640
Please, Luna.
809
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,480
-Wow, what a cool machine, huh?
-Yeah, awesome.
810
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,920
So, I've had a chat with Luna.
811
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,720
We'll continue,
without all the old stuff.
812
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,200
What's dumped is dumped,
said the toilet. I'll do more here.
813
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,800
-It's way cooler here than by us.
-Capitol isn't that bad.
814
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,440
So this is really your office, is it?
815
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,520
Now, Jennifer, no need to act
as if that's a huge surprise.
816
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,360
Yes there is.
817
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,120
I wouldn't have thought it either.
818
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:11,120
And what kind of a place is this?
819
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,520
Mm-hmm, right.
820
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,720
Yeah, uh... UIf.
821
00:45:19,240 --> 00:45:22,640
We have loads
of different departments here.
822
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:26,200
R & D, development, distribution,
lots of different... Oh!
823
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,920
-The AD is in here now.
-This is Gael.
824
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,160
Not gay... The name's Ga-él
with two... on the E.
825
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,600
Exactly. Can you be out in ten minutes?
826
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,760
Very good worker. Parents are from
Chile or Mexico, thereabouts.
827
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:43,320
Isn't the AD in here?
828
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:48,400
This is Bamsa.
829
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,200
-Basma.
-Oh.
830
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,280
And she works here too.
831
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,840
-Hello
832
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,080
Here, this is my old department,
Jennifer, Ernie, Tanja. UIf.
833
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:04,040
- I haven't seen the presentation yet.
-Oh, lame. I'll send it to you.
834
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,680
-Do that.
-Yes, do that. Bye.
835
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,240
And they're from your department?
836
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,160
How do you get along with them?
837
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,080
Yeah, great.
838
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,480
-Yeah?
-Didn't look like it at all.
839
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:19,720
We do.
840
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:24,040
What is elderflower?
841
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,280
Sweaty feet with pus, UIf!
842
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,520
This isn't here to be fiddled with,
843
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,280
like your Mom at the bargain counter.
844
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:38,480
Well, I'll make us some coffee, hm?
845
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,800
Today is all about mindfulness.
846
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,160
I already said this
to her already, that...
847
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:58,000
Would the driver of the
Griitzke Electronics van move it...
848
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:05,200
Stromberg couldn't even write an email,
now he's got a space shuttle.
849
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,160
-I have my own homepage.
-Mm-hmm. www.total moron.de?
850
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,080
-With music and all.
-You wanted to stop that.
851
00:47:12,240 --> 00:47:15,080
-Yes, but it doesn't bother me anymore.
-No?
852
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:18,320
He at least wrote a book.
You haven't even read one.
853
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:22,760
Books are like a telephone booths,
no one needs them anymore.
854
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,320
UIf, did you turn that on?
855
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:27,840
Hello?
856
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,080
-Hello?
-Fuck.
857
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,240
Hi there, this is Mo.
Sorry, can you hear us?
858
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:36,920
Hi!
859
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,960
-We can see you. Can you see us?
-Oh, it's hot. Ah!
860
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,600
-We not belong here. To this company.
-Sorry, what?
861
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,040
Uh, I only have on the...
862
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,600
-How do you say Fernbedienung?
-Férnbedeinung?
863
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,440
-Bedienung is "service."
-Shut it.
864
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,680
-What's your name again?
-UIf.
865
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,680
I just have, um... I don't...
866
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,560
-Go on. What do you say?
-We are just currently visiting.
867
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,720
Might be a switch up with the rooms.
868
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,920
-A switch up. Sorry.
-What are you guys doing here?
869
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,760
The UIf has the Férnbedeinung
and I have the coffee machine broken.
870
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,720
They can see us, but in English.
871
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,000
They've deseeded your melons!
872
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,640
Captain Crackpot screws up again!
Dumb as a chair but with only two legs.
873
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,960
This is really like back then.
God damn it!
874
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,840
You can't be left alone
for five minutes. Go away.
875
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,400
-Turn that off!
-I can't turn it off.
876
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,760
Not my zoo, not my apes.
877
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,360
They used to be,
but I'm not responsible for them now.
878
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,160
- I refuse to accept that.
-Mm-hmm.
879
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,360
Could you reformulate that, Bernd?
880
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:49,720
Oh, I mean, Ernie, he's...
He's allergic to thinking.
881
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,960
And UIf is like the village idiot.
882
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,720
Try to say it
in a more appreciative way.
883
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,200
Yes, come on. That'll do. I know.
884
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,320
Hm?
885
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,240
-I've got a call with Toronto.
-I'll go too.
886
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,280
Uh, I don't...
I don't quite get exactly what...
887
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:14,080
Hey, you have to see this.
It's so off-the-wall.
888
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,480
-Hello? Watch it!
-What?
889
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,840
-You're always so rough.
-Ulf's the same.
890
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,720
Can you say that again
all sexy in English?
891
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,960
Attention. This is some awesome shit.
892
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:27,000
We wanted to get out of here.
893
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,760
- I wouldn't touch that again.
-Why not?
894
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,760
Arabia was on there before.
895
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,960
-Have you seen Stromberg anywhere?
-Yes. Here.
896
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,280
Learned from Bernd.
897
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,080
Or like with the hare and the hedgehog.
898
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:49,800
When the hare says, "Oh, Hedgehog,
look at you with your crooked legs."”
899
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,880
Today the hedgehog would say,
900
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,360
"Ah! Body-shaming.
901
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:57,000
Trauma, therapy. Ick, ick!"
902
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,880
And the story would be over.
903
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:00,600
Wait, wait.
904
00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:05,040
Or rather, there wouldn't be a story.
905
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,600
As always,
we don't want to be like Bernd.
906
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:15,200
So we're inviting you to a workshop
on Mental Health in the Workplace.
907
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,600
- I don't get it.
-There are tons of clips like this.
908
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,400
"Learned from Bernd."
That's kind of funny.
909
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:24,840
But it's a joke. Right?
910
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,560
This is awesome too.
911
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,080
Learned from Bernd.
912
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,520
Nowadays no one has to perform.
913
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,120
Today you get a winner's certificate
914
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,640
just for showing up with your gym bag.
915
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:39,400
Nowadays everyone's great.
916
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,320
Slow is great, fat is great.
917
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,360
Primitive, naive, depressed.
Who gives a crap, it's all great.
918
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,560
But we should ask ourselves...
919
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,480
how great is it really?
920
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,240
As always,
we don't want to be like Bernd.
921
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,000
-Crazy. Where did you get those?
- I talked to a few people.
922
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:02,720
But that means...
923
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,880
-What does it mean?
-Here's one on diversity. So awesome.
924
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,760
Two dimwits don't
don't really brighten up a room.
925
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:18,880
Multiply negatives in the office
and you get a double negative.
926
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,160
You like to compare things.
You're like this light switch.
927
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,200
-You only have one function.
-But I'm...
928
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,040
On, off.
929
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,000
On, off, on.
930
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,720
But I have...
931
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,480
If it can only turn the light on,
or only off,
932
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,320
then what does that mean?
933
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,600
-But what I wanted...
-It's no good to us anymore.
934
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:44,640
Do you know what I mean?
935
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:51,360
But what does that mean for me?
For your appreciation of me?
936
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:55,920
I can assess your value to the company
very easily.
937
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:00,880
Please remember:
take a short moment to...
938
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,520
And remember to drink water.
939
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,360
Uh, how long have you been...
940
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:10,280
Did you get the whole thing
with the light swi...
941
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:14,720
But she's...
942
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,040
You know? Pfft.
943
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,240
I...
944
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,840
Always reminds me of "Black" Berkel. Hm?
945
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,360
Berkel back then at Capitol.
946
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,920
She was another one of these... women.
947
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:30,480
Oh!
948
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,680
They just threw us
out of your cool "office."
949
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,720
-Oh!
-They say you don't have an office here.
950
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,800
Yes, now's a very bad time.
951
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:44,200
Oh, why's that?
Time to do another "Learned from Bernd"?
952
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:48,320
Can it be that you're just
a kind of figurehead here?
953
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:50,160
Yes... UM.
954
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,400
If you're ignorant
about modern management...
955
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,000
A dog in the office?
956
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,680
Basma says
we can all imitate you, Bernd.
957
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:02,800
I'm like a whale, a business whale.
958
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:06,000
I have to keep swimming... Blah-blah.
959
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:10,640
-He used to say those things to us.
-No one took him seriously then either.
960
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:14,200
Here our office bore
is Bernd Stromburgor.
961
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,520
Better to be a mascot than have no job.
I mean, the few years he's got to go...
962
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:21,360
Marketing thought
it was a good throwback idea.
963
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:23,760
But our marketing department is crap.
964
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:29,560
Come on, don't run off.
We're just joking!
965
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,920
He's like a lunch lady,
he can dish it out but can't stomach it.
966
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,440
He's like herpes,
really annoying and persistent to boot.
967
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,040
Hey! What are you doing there?
968
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,800
-Calm down. Hey!
-Leave me be.
969
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,760
Damn greenery!
970
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,240
-Did he knock those over?
-Of course.
971
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,400
Well, I'm not going after him.
972
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,600
What happened?
973
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,440
He's lost it.
974
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,920
"Could you say that
in a more appreciative way?"
975
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:20,320
Sure, you can't joke about anything now,
but no problem if it's about me.
976
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,800
The normal working man who likes women.
977
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,080
He's the only acceptable laughingstock?
978
00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:28,280
Nope!
979
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,600
Nope! I'm not okay with that.
980
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,600
Right?
981
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,160
Hm?
982
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:42,160
Up until a few years ago
the Poles and Asians were okay.
983
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:46,120
Although even then,
not the... Indians, or the...
984
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,720
Oh, what are they called?
985
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,520
Whatever. But generally that was okay.
But today...
986
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,480
No jokes, knock it off!
987
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,600
Well, now I'm knocking off.
988
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:02,680
Hey!
989
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,800
Hello. I need your key.
990
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,800
-What? Why?
-Because I say so. I'm from security.
991
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:15,760
-No.
-Yes.
992
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,080
No, you're "Learn from Bert"
or whatever.
993
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,480
Beat it!
994
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:32,160
-He used to flip out then too.
-But not like this.
995
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,960
-He threw my Smurf into the toilet.
-He hit him.
996
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,760
It was a rare Smurf.
997
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:39,920
-What do we do now?
-You didn't post that, did you?
998
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,080
-Hm?
-That'd make me a pro. And what am I?
999
00:55:43,240 --> 00:55:45,920
What? And they'll see it at Capitol too?
1000
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,000
Baloney, as if someone
at Capitol knows who he is.
1001
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,680
-That's not how it works now.
-Have you heard anything?
1002
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,600
It'd be so awesome if he went to jail.
1003
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,200
Why would that be awesome?
1004
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,880
Says the guy
who got in a fight yesterday.
1005
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,880
-200 euros, easy.
-What?
1006
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,800
-That Smurf. Minimum.
-Really? Kick ass!
1007
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,280
Watchman Smurf is worth even more.
1008
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,360
He flushed. The Smurf was gone.
1009
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,200
Ernie, don't annoy us
with your damn Smurf.
1010
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:16,240
They haven't gotten far.
The other cameraman called in. Let's go!
1011
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,760
Right, now I'll tell you how I...
You running?
1012
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:24,520
Now I'll tell you how I see it.
The reality is...
1013
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,360
mixed-grain bread.
1014
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:30,720
Yes. You need wheat...
1015
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,360
um...
1016
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,120
and yeast.
1017
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,360
Oats.
1018
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:41,880
Uh... Shit!
I can't even manage this now.
1019
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,600
Keep it running.
1020
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,080
Is it running? Yes.
1021
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,760
Now ['ll tell you how I see it.
1022
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:52,280
Right now no one knows
which way is left or right, you know?
1023
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,560
Or how to go straight ahead!
1024
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:58,280
Where does he get off driving like that?
1025
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,360
Good Lord!
1026
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:03,160
He should be...
1027
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,760
No harm done, right?
He was to blame.
1028
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:08,800
Driving his wheelbarrow
as if it were a getaway car.
1029
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,520
Does it still hurt?
1030
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,920
I just wanted
to give my view of things for once.
1031
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,400
And then I guess
we'll just drive back, okay?
1032
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,440
Right then. Okay.
1033
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,840
Um, yes. The... The...
1034
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,880
Hello.
1035
00:57:30,400 --> 00:57:33,600
The scapegoat doesn't go with the herd.
That's obvious.
1036
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:37,880
But if people like me are to blame
for everything, then that's a mistake.
1037
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:41,200
Like back then with Betamax and...
1038
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,600
Shut your faces!
1039
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,120
Fuck!
1040
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:55,920
Hey!
1041
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,040
Damn greenery!
1042
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,880
I wrote to Marvin to let him know.
1043
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:06,640
Great. If he doesn't hear
from you hourly, he'll lose it.
1044
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,760
-Oh, UIf.
-Psychologically, it's interesting...
1045
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,840
-I had something to drink.
-It's a little early to drink.
1046
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,600
Ha-ha! I mean water.
1047
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,960
He just never answers, never.
1048
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,600
Don't be so hysterical.
Stromberg flipping out is enough.
1049
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,080
-Look, here. Water.
-Yes, just chill.
1050
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,520
Who are you writing? Show me.
1051
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,520
Hey, what the...
1052
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,400
-Psychologically, it's interesting...
-What's this?
1053
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:41,040
It's nothing.
1054
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,200
What is this?
1055
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,680
"I'm thinking of you."
That's nice, Tanja. After so long.
1056
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:51,360
-Ulf, give it here. UN, give it here.
-Get the... Hey!
1057
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:02,040
Can we stop please?
1058
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:05,400
-That's probably not so nice.
-Can we stop?
1059
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,680
UIf, there's no point.
1060
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,440
UIf, please come down here.
1061
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:18,760
This could take forever.
1062
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,560
You're being stupid. Let's talk.
1063
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,520
-UIf, careful!
-He's going to break a bone.
1064
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:25,680
Please!
1065
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:29,160
-Hey, don't do that now.
-It's all content.
1066
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,360
-But it's an embarrassing for them.
-Cute.
1067
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:35,120
-I don't get it.
-Ulf, please.
1068
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,280
Hey, are you nuts?
1069
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,320
Hey, Jenny,
That's such a wicked thing to do.
1070
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:49,680
Ah!
1071
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,280
You got a wet wipe?
1072
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:58,400
Do you? No. Oh, shucks.
1073
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,240
There it is. Here!
1074
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,920
Give it to me please. UIf!
1075
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,840
What the...
1076
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,240
This is so childish.
Please give me my phone.
1077
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,880
Right, you see?
This is the perfect spot.
1078
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:21,560
Here you can see how they used to...
1079
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:25,080
how they used to treat people like me,
with monuments.
1080
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,720
Hm? Right.
1081
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:30,160
And this is for Gott... uh, E-P...
1082
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,960
Oh, Lessing. Hm? Lessing.
1083
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,120
And they did that for centuries.
1084
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,360
Because important things come from?
1085
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,640
From? Hm? Men!
1086
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,520
Men like me.
1087
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:45,920
Look, um, blood...
1088
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,440
printing, cars, electricity.
1089
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,880
Women's suffrage. Everything.
1090
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,080
All the vital things come from...
1091
01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:00,160
Hello? Right now I'm...
That racket isn't helping, okay?
1092
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,480
-Sorry, what?
-Good heavens. Sorry, what?
1093
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,520
It's me.
1094
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,680
The security guy. Okay?
1095
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:12,680
Security.
1096
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,520
What's up, dog?
1097
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:17,320
Order here.
1098
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,360
Ne? Not here party-making
with jungle music.
1099
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,680
Hey! What the hell was that?
1100
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,080
-Chill, man.
-Dude!
1101
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,480
-Hey, boss. Chill. Don't stress it.
-Yes!
1102
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:33,320
Yes, me, the boss.
And I am stressed. Always have been.
1103
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,160
And you sit here
swinging in your welfare hammock.
1104
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,560
Concerts start in the evenings,
always have.
1105
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,480
Even... rock concerts.
1106
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,640
I don't have anything against
1107
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,640
work-life... work balance.
1108
01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:51,000
But they're just living life.
That's no life.
1109
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,680
Then it isn't.
1110
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:55,560
Calm down.
1111
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:58,120
-Oh, God!
-Dude!
1112
01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,760
He's bleeding.
1113
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,280
Dangerous... What nonsense.
1114
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:07,160
I wasn't dangerous.
1115
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,520
I wasn't, and I'm not.
1116
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,880
Dangerous! That's what other people say.
1117
01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,400
I grazed him at most.
1118
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:18,000
G... Grozed.
1119
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,800
What is the word?
1120
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:22,440
Dangerous.
1121
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:24,160
Oh, what's this?
1122
01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:28,640
A hunter doesn't hunt because he's got
a problem with the buck.
1123
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:29,840
No.
1124
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,880
He does it to restore order
out in the forest!
1125
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,960
And my forest is the world.
1126
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,680
Can we go?
1127
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:47,440
Psychologically, it's interesting
1128
01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,160
that children sense tension
between parents.
1129
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,360
When they're not happy,
they aren't happy either.
1130
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,080
It was like that for me as a kid.
1131
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,840
When were you last happy, Tanja?
1132
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,880
You know when an eyelash falls out,
from near your eye,
1133
01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,680
and you can blow it away?
1134
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,920
You can make a wish.
1135
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:17,120
I always wanted to be happy enough
to blow it away without making a wish.
1136
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,880
Mm-hmm.
1137
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:25,480
Yes, but I never have been.
1138
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:48,120
If someone had asked me
what I'd rather have, money or love?
1139
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,800
I wouldn't have said money.
1140
01:03:53,160 --> 01:03:54,640
But today?
1141
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,960
I mean...
1142
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:00,480
if you don't blow all your money
like a dumb-ass,
1143
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:04,640
then you'll have something left,
a house or a car, whatever.
1144
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,960
But when the love is gone...
1145
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,360
what are you left with?
1146
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,480
A family.
1147
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:15,960
But you have to take care of it.
1148
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:21,640
Forever.
1149
01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:25,360
Let's drive back please.
1150
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:31,560
Oh, Tanja, my book is also available
as an audio book.
1151
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,840
The voice over artist
did that streetcar announcement.
1152
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,120
"There are children on the tracks."
1153
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,240
-Here. You know it?
-No.
1154
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,800
Right,
I'll see what the minibar has to offer.
1155
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,480
Wait, here. Here. In-ears.
1156
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,000
Look!
1157
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,760
What? It's for them.
1158
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,960
-Want one?
-No.
1159
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,040
Anyone? Fine.
1160
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,080
Fuck you
! won't do what you tell me
1161
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,560
You're on that the whole time.
It's no better.
1162
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,760
It def is. I mean, look what I found.
1163
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:13,080
-Hey. Hey, hey!
-He's bleeding.
1164
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,960
And that crap...
1165
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,320
Oh, he really is bleeding.
1166
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,120
-Call an ambulance.
-What? Is he taking off now?
1167
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:24,080
-Where's he going?
-Where is that?
1168
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,200
-That was a lot of blood.
-Damn!
1169
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,040
Let's go over there, huh?
1170
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:33,200
What are you doing here?
1171
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:35,680
-Everyone's meeting up again.
-Who?
1172
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,440
-Everyone
-Why?
1173
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,400
And then I said Nicole, Ms. Riickert,
1174
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:42,480
she's one of us too.
1175
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,200
To what?
1176
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,440
-May I come in?
-And they're here too?
1177
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:49,000
No.
1178
01:05:49,160 --> 01:05:52,120
Well, yes, I mean... Just because.
1179
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,920
Look, I brought you these.
You always liked to...
1180
01:05:57,480 --> 01:06:00,080
That was so shabby of you back then.
1181
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,280
Yes, but it wasn't just that.
1182
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:04,880
It was.
1183
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:08,640
Well, you're being
like a reverse sundial now,
1184
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:11,160
one that only measures the dark hours.
1185
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,280
If you only read
the first part of War and Peace,
1186
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:17,120
then it's going to be sour.
1187
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:19,280
What do you mean War and Peace?
1188
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:21,680
Hm? Yeah...
1189
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:24,840
I don't know, I haven't read it.
I just mean...
1190
01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:32,720
-Yes, can I come in?
-I'm not even properly dressed.
1191
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,520
That's good.
1192
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:36,760
Yeah.
1193
01:06:36,920 --> 01:06:40,280
When you're young,
you want a woman who's like Brazil.
1194
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:43,520
Beach and sand all day long
and samba in the evening, hm?
1195
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:45,160
And then...
1196
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:50,240
And at my age you're glad to have one
like this... from Baden-Wirttemberg.
1197
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,200
And, in the end, from the Ore Mountains.
1198
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,280
Hello.
1199
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,360
Shoes off.
1200
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:10,600
Guys, it's really sick.
Stromberg is totally unhinged.
1201
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:14,480
He attacked peaceful people
here in the People's Park.
1202
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,480
Look at this!
1203
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,160
Dude! Someone could've died here.
1204
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,120
It's a laceration.
Lots of blood, but not deadly.
1205
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:26,320
It was def a super close call.
Who knows where he'll rampage next.
1206
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:28,120
Jenny and I will stay on it.
1207
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:32,480
I swear, I've always stood up for him,
Stromberg, top dog.
1208
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:36,480
But this is just crazy, dude.
He's blowing things up.
1209
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,760
I only blow stuff up gaming,
or hit the blow on weekends.
1210
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:44,480
I was always down with Stromberyg.
But running amok like this is just sick.
1211
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,440
Seven in ten attackers
have only a wreath of hair.
1212
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,840
Shout-out to Julian G.
Great that you're staying on it.
1213
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,960
I can't wait to see what comes next.
1214
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,040
Right, time for a nice...
1215
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:03,400
They're here because you posted that?
1216
01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:05,480
Yes, because of me. Who else?
1217
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,680
We're really taking off.
22,000 new followers already.
1218
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,760
ltd be great if he keeps flipping out.
1219
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:16,280
I swear, we go over a million,
then... premium ad shit.
1220
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,040
Samsung, at the least.
1221
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,600
-May I ask you something?
-Mm-hmm.
1222
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:28,480
Things are really taking off for us,
Jenny baby.
1223
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,680
Are we really only...
1224
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:33,120
You and I, is that the only reason...
1225
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:35,560
I have to upload that quick, okay?
1226
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:41,120
Hey, Jenny baby.
1227
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:43,760
Come here.
1228
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:45,680
Hm?
1229
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,160
We're super tight, us too, hm?
1230
01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,000
Hm? Come here.
1231
01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:58,240
Everything's fine, Jenny.
1232
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:01,360
-To our success.
-Very good.
1233
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,600
-Hm?
-Man, this is good!
1234
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,320
For Lurchi! For Lurchi!
1235
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,000
Lurchi!
1236
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:17,600
I won't let a rubble woman like that
accuse me of sexism.
1237
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:21,000
I mean, no need for a motion sensor
when we had sex then.
1238
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:24,480
You just want to hear
that you weren't that bad!
1239
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,200
That everything was good!
But it wasn't! It just wasn't!
1240
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:32,200
That was way before #MeToo.
I already said that.
1241
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:36,240
No one knew that stuff
about women back then!
1242
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:37,920
Good God!
1243
01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:43,280
But... But even she...
Even she has two kids now.
1244
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:47,200
Just imagine it.
Everyone has something.
1245
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:51,000
You were a mistake.
A big fat mistake!
1246
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:55,040
Yeah.
That's the only thing I ever wanted.
1247
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,640
A bit... A bit of happiness.
1248
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,520
It's true,
everything you say in your book.
1249
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,320
Yeah? Yeah, right?
1250
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,240
I really thought I wanted that.
1251
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,520
A husband, a kid, a house, a job.
1252
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,000
-And half board.
-Yes, all of it.
1253
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:29,440
And, actually, I still want that,
but with someone who wants it too.
1254
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,680
I could've ruined my life with drugs.
1255
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,120
Or...
1256
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,520
Or betting on soccer. No idea.
1257
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:41,040
But with a woman from the office?
1258
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,080
How shitty is that?
1259
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,880
Yeah, most people think they want
what everyone wants, me included.
1260
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,080
Just that no one ever wanted me.
1261
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:56,320
And then I said,
"Fine, then I'll be my own person."
1262
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:59,520
Yeah, maybe I need to become that still.
1263
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:04,120
I'm almost 50.
I want to finally start living my life.
1264
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,000
You know, my life.
1265
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:08,600
Well, you can. You just have to...
1266
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:11,000
-Let go.
-Let go. That's right.
1267
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,720
Ah, someone threw apple juice at me.
1268
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,280
At least I hope it was apple juice.
1269
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:25,080
But then I hit the guy
with an apple, right here.
1270
01:11:25,240 --> 01:11:29,800
And, no shitting you, I don't know
the last time I thought... awesome!
1271
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:31,560
You know? Awesome!
1272
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:35,440
At least not at home.
1273
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:38,440
The way you describe it
sounds really good.
1274
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:42,680
Yes, it is.
You can't be bullied by yourself.
1275
01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:49,960
Ah!
1276
01:11:52,120 --> 01:11:53,720
Nice, isn't it?
1277
01:12:10,080 --> 01:12:13,160
Man!
Smells just like before, doesn't it?
1278
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:17,240
Like that thrown together slurpy sludge
1279
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,320
from that spaghetti spaz.
1280
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:24,120
Yeah, what? It doesn't matter with him.
Nothing matters now.
1281
01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:33,760
But...
1282
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,680
everything still feels like back then.
1283
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,280
Hm?
1284
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:41,640
Whoops!
1285
01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,560
There's no one here.
1286
01:12:56,680 --> 01:12:58,360
Yes, this was...
1287
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,280
This was once my whole world.
1288
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,440
And now it's...
1289
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:08,200
It's just empty.
1290
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:09,440
Just empty.
1291
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:13,400
Now it's a whole different world.
1292
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:21,400
But insurance is... It's just nonsense.
1293
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:25,320
If your brats drink toilet cleaner,
1294
01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:27,800
why should insurance pay for it?
1295
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:30,640
I mean, life is risk.
1296
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:37,120
Right? And all the people riding bikes
with helmets on.
1297
01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:41,000
I always hope a bus will come by
and run over their legs.
1298
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:46,040
Yes, well,
the only interesting thing is failure.
1299
01:13:48,240 --> 01:13:50,520
Only failure is victory.
1300
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:55,400
But sometimes failure is just failure,
and then it sucks.
1301
01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:57,320
Yes, it sucks all the same.
1302
01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,480
CAPITOL INSURANCE
CLAIM SETTLEMENT
1303
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,960
Who do they think they are?
1304
01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:06,120
...assholes.
1305
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,240
At some point you're just...
1306
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:13,920
out of the picture.
1307
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:16,920
Erased.
1308
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:30,960
-He may have driven home.
-There's nothing there.
1309
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,240
When things suck,
you don't go where things suck.
1310
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:37,080
You go where things were once better.
1311
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:40,360
-The old Capitol building?
-Yes.
1312
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:44,680
Where would you go?
Where is everything good for you?
1313
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,920
-Def not an office.
-Yeah, but where?
1314
01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:51,160
No idea. Where things are kicking?
1315
01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:54,400
Somewhere
with a beach and party and stuff.
1316
01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,760
So just not where I am, right? Got it.
1317
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,320
Hm?
1318
01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:01,720
Stop being childish for once.
1319
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:06,080
-That was all I wanted.
-"That was all I wanted."
1320
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:09,040
I wanted things to continue, with us.
1321
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:15,000
Ugh! Do you have to do that?
1322
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:16,720
It's watermelon.
1323
01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,440
Oh, geesh.
1324
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,840
How many times did I walk over this?
1325
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,920
A lot.
1326
01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:37,000
Every day, back then.
1327
01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:40,880
Yeah, that was the best time.
1328
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:43,240
You guys got a euro?
1329
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:47,800
Uh, yeah. Sure.
1330
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,000
But you won't get very far
with a euro, will you?
1331
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,520
Inflation, rising prices.
1332
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:59,840
So I'd say at least two.
Five would be better.
1333
01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:01,760
-Five is good.
-Yes.
1334
01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:05,600
No. I don't have that.
1335
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,640
I've got... I've got nothing.
1336
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,720
I've got nothing too, lots of it.
1337
01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:24,040
Look, I, um...
I was once the boss over there.
1338
01:16:28,040 --> 01:16:29,760
And I live down there.
1339
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,280
Ah. Mm-hmm.
1340
01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,240
I'm Bernd.
1341
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:59,160
Whoa, you need to hang
a Little Tree around your neck, man.
1342
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,640
-Here.
-Thanks.
1343
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,080
Ah, still here.
1344
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,240
Hey, I'm not running
after Stromberg the whole time.
1345
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:13,960
No signal, dude. Fuck, man.
1346
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,680
Do you feel
like our life should be our life?
1347
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,920
-Yeah, but Lehnhoff!
-Oh, Wusel.
1348
01:17:21,080 --> 01:17:25,360
From me to Lehnhoff is like going
from Bayern Munich to Muckfield United.
1349
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,520
-Listen, Ernie said...
-Yeah!
1350
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,640
Ernie Heisterkamp.
Since when do we ask him?
1351
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,320
-It's better here.
-It's not about that at all.
1352
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,600
-I'm making a quick clip.
-What the...
1353
01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:39,240
-Hey, what?
-He really was here. Not long ago.
1354
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:41,400
He was dead set
on visiting the old department.
1355
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:44,800
Did he have a beef?
Did he cut someone, with a stapler?
1356
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:47,480
Man, shut the hell up, dude!
1357
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:52,960
Yeah, I was feeling
like Bernd is now here once.
1358
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:55,280
Luckily he found me back then.
1359
01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:58,040
I wouldn't be here anymore if he hadn't.
1360
01:17:59,600 --> 01:18:01,120
It was nothing.
1361
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,200
He's sure to still be here somewhere.
1362
01:18:07,040 --> 01:18:08,440
Shit.
1363
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,880
What's up now?
1364
01:18:14,040 --> 01:18:15,200
What?
1365
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:17,960
Oh, man. I'm really getting...
1366
01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:20,800
Here, Harry, this is nice and warm.
1367
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,360
And you?
1368
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:30,560
Yeah, if no one needs me anymore,
then I don't need anything.
1369
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,880
Oh. What's this?
1370
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:43,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1371
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:45,080
That won't do any good.
1372
01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:48,240
Nothing will do any good.
1373
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:51,360
No, no, I mean it's not high enough.
1374
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:02,320
-Mr. Stromberg!
-No! You nuts!
1375
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:06,520
-Get down from there!
-Wait! I always say let go, but...
1376
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:08,520
Aua. Ah!
1377
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,680
Shit, I squished my nuts.
1378
01:19:13,560 --> 01:19:15,800
Where... Where did you guys come from?
1379
01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,520
It's a long story.
1380
01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:21,200
Yeah, I had... I...
1381
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,960
I just wanted to... I had... Um...
1382
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,520
I know that. I wanted that once too.
1383
01:19:26,680 --> 01:19:28,240
Aren't you cold?
1384
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:30,720
I...
1385
01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:33,640
I figured
there's not always a happy end.
1386
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:36,040
Sometimes there's just an end.
1387
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,640
But when you hit rock bottom,
things start looking up again.
1388
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:41,680
Not if you hit bottom here.
1389
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:46,320
Life can be beautiful even if things
don't quite work out professionally.
1390
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:49,560
Yeah, or if you don't have
a relationship or a family.
1391
01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:52,200
-Yes, or friends.
-It's not so terrible.
1392
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:55,400
-Yes, it can still... somehow.
-Yes, I agree.
1393
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:00,080
Well, now I am a bit cold, you know?
1394
01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,360
Yeah?
1395
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:03,560
-Can I have that back?
-No!
1396
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,920
You didn't want to call it quits,
did you?
1397
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,760
-UIf!
-Things are shitty for us all.
1398
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,320
-And just because you're old...
-UIft
1399
01:20:12,480 --> 01:20:16,720
-What did I do wrong now?
-No, everything's fine. Stay down there.
1400
01:20:16,880 --> 01:20:20,800
And please stop sharing
our damn location!
1401
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,960
Okay? All those people are here again.
1402
01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:27,680
-Are they for or against Stromberg?
-Who gives a crap?
1403
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:30,520
Are we for or against Stromberg?
1404
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,000
Careful!
1405
01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:39,080
No, no, no, no, no!
1406
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:40,920
No, no, no, no!
1407
01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:43,280
We need a doctor!
1408
01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:50,800
This is Hello again, Stromberg.
1409
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:55,000
Please welcome your host,
Matthias Opdenhédvel!
1410
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,560
Good evening!
1411
01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:02,120
Thank you! Welcome.
1412
01:21:02,280 --> 01:21:03,800
Hello.
1413
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,920
Welcome to a special kind of reunion.
1414
01:21:07,080 --> 01:21:11,640
A reunion that we honestly imagined
entirely differently.
1415
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:14,040
We can't kick off this evening
1416
01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:16,200
without talking about the images
1417
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:21,240
that have been going through
social media these last 24 hours.
1418
01:21:21,480 --> 01:21:24,200
Stromberg, beat it!
No one needs it!
1419
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:26,280
Ah, fuck!
1420
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,840
-Fuck. Shit.
-Is he dead?
1421
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:33,720
Shit. Fuck!
1422
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:37,400
Is it really him?
1423
01:21:53,640 --> 01:21:55,280
-Say...
-Ah.
1424
01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:59,960
So you really fell on those two women?
1425
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:01,600
Nonsense!
1426
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:05,720
-What? But...
-It was three or four, at least.
1427
01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,840
They were more like this.
1428
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:15,000
And it wasn't actually
that high after all.
1429
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,200
We thought long and hard
about showing that.
1430
01:22:22,440 --> 01:22:23,960
But you wanted to...
1431
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:27,000
We're doing it
because things turned out all right
1432
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:32,280
for the man who was supposed to be
the focus here this evening.
1433
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:36,880
Whoa! Say, have you already been...
1434
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:39,920
Mm-hmm.
1435
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:45,320
First, I'm going to talk to the man
who has very unexpectedly
1436
01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:48,080
become the focus over the past two days.
1437
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,400
He really made us sweat
1438
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:54,600
because he's to blame for tonight's show
being totally different...
1439
01:22:54,760 --> 01:22:56,600
-Wait. You got it?
-Mm-hmm.
1440
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,920
He now has over 800,000 followers.
1441
01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:03,440
-Oh!
-He was right in the thick of things.
1442
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:08,000
Please welcome Julian Gilsmeyer,
aka Julian G!
1443
01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:27,360
-Hey, Matthias.
-Julian.
1444
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:29,720
Well? Dude!
1445
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,200
You're a content creator.
I think that's what they say.
1446
01:23:33,360 --> 01:23:35,000
We used to say influencer.
1447
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:39,920
As I just mentioned,
you were right there the last two days.
1448
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:42,640
You brought some footage
that we just saw.
1449
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,400
Can you tell us how it came about?
1450
01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:49,960
Yeah, Bernd and I
kind of hit it off right away.
1451
01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:53,000
And I thought
how he was being treated was sick.
1452
01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:57,960
We'll move to the man
whose name is up there.
1453
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:02,360
A man who's experienced
more highs and lows than a weather map.
1454
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:06,480
A man who showed us all
what it means to be a boss.
1455
01:24:07,080 --> 01:24:09,480
Here is... Bernd Stromberg.
1456
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:32,600
Lurchi! Lurchi! Lurchi!
1457
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:38,200
Mr. Stromberg. Good evening.
1458
01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:39,880
Have a seat.
1459
01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:43,560
First, the most important question.
How are you?
1460
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:49,200
Well, at the moment
I'm lamer than the proverbial duck.
1461
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:56,120
Do we want to talk to Marvin
before we go out?
1462
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:59,400
- I thought you had to go to makeup?
-I already was.
1463
01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:01,320
Oh, really?
1464
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:03,640
Maybe you can explain it.
1465
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:08,120
In what way do you get the impression
you've been misunderstood?
1466
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:12,240
Well, if there is no boss anymore,
1467
01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:15,040
then that makes us all just employees.
1468
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:17,880
And, in theory, that can...
1469
01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:19,800
that can work.
1470
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:22,960
But East Germany also worked in theory.
1471
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:30,600
-Lurchi...
-Sometimes things evolve.
1472
01:25:30,840 --> 01:25:34,920
-And that's good for everyone.
-Yes, but they bullied me out of a job.
1473
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,800
Yes, yes, and not just out of that job,
1474
01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:42,120
they bullied me off of that bridge too.
1475
01:25:42,360 --> 01:25:46,080
-Yes, but maybe...
-Bullied me off that bridge, Mr...
1476
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:49,160
-Opdenhovel.
-It's not just me who says that.
1477
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:53,800
You know,
certified bullying experts say the same.
1478
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:57,680
For example,
people like Dr. Berthold Heisterkamp.
1479
01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,880
Where is he anyway?
1480
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:02,120
Ernie!
1481
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:07,840
And now the run of the show
is being thrown overboard.
1482
01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:11,720
Ernie! Ernie! Ernie...
1483
01:26:13,240 --> 01:26:15,400
Can we just briefly...
1484
01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:17,480
He is an important man.
1485
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:20,120
And he's written a good book.
1486
01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,320
We were going to plug it later.
1487
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:25,960
-Have you read it?
-Um... It's a very, very good book.
1488
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:29,160
What would you say
about bullying in the workplace?
1489
01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:31,520
-It continues to be an issue.
-There.
1490
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,680
-We shouldn't allow...
-Exactly.
1491
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,800
-I wasn't finished.
-That's right.
1492
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:38,800
And that's it,
bullying can affect anyone.
1493
01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:41,360
Even people like him.
1494
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:43,640
Or even me.
1495
01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:46,240
-Or... People like you!
-That's right.
1496
01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:48,800
Yes, that's right. And... Yes.
1497
01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:52,280
Yes, and...
1498
01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:56,320
And if you really
go into yourselves for once,
1499
01:26:56,480 --> 01:26:59,520
you'll see you're sick of
the bullying from below too.
1500
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:03,360
You're glad when you have a boss
telling you what to do,
1501
01:27:03,520 --> 01:27:05,840
what not to do and how to do things.
1502
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,880
And that's what this is about!
1503
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:12,280
-That there's someone up top who...
-Lurchi! Lurchi! Lurchi!
1504
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:21,080
-It wasn't like that at all.
-No one manages without a boss.
1505
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:25,400
-Yes, although I have to say...
-It wasn't like that at all.
1506
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:28,000
Nothing on Instagram is like it was.
1507
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,960
No one's that happy, busy or pretty.
1508
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,600
You know that.
1509
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:35,320
But Jennykins. Look at this.
1510
01:27:36,040 --> 01:27:37,600
Loads of haters.
1511
01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:40,040
And a lot more followers.
1512
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:43,560
Ka-Ching! We can become our own brand.
1513
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:48,440
You do your own eyeliner.
I'll do my own ice tea.
1514
01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:55,640
No idea how many times a heart
can be broken till it's ruined for good.
1515
01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:02,640
I mean, maybe only once,
1516
01:28:02,800 --> 01:28:04,760
and then there's not really
1517
01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,160
any point anymore.
1518
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:10,720
Maybe it's just
an old muscle full of blood anyway.
1519
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,120
Totally disgusting, actually.
1520
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:18,440
Maybe none of it really exists.
1521
01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:23,200
Yeah, maybe it doesn't exist, love.
1522
01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:27,080
Truth, freedom.
1523
01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:33,480
Maybe the only thing
that really exists is money after all.
1524
01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:36,160
The winds of change
in society have shifted
1525
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:38,760
in the favor of a leader and authority.
1526
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:44,040
Our survey says 68 percent of people
want Bernd Stromberg as their boss.
1527
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:53,040
There's been a lot of support
for Bernd Stromberg,
1528
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:54,800
on all platforms.
1529
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,200
Here's a little taste.
1530
01:28:57,360 --> 01:29:00,240
As a member of the Capitol board I want
to stress...
1531
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,240
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
CAPITAL INSURANCE
1532
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:06,520
... that we've distanced ourselves
from some of his statements,
1533
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:10,120
but certainly not
from Bernd Stromberg the person.
1534
01:29:10,360 --> 01:29:13,320
He always thought the S in SPD
stood for Stromberyg.
1535
01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:16,640
But a bit more Stromberg
would probably do the SPD good.
1536
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:18,120
LEADER OF THE SPD
1537
01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:19,400
Bernd Stromberg...
1538
01:29:19,560 --> 01:29:21,080
FORMER CEO
SIEMENS AG
1539
01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:23,080
-Der Kaeser!
-... Is special.
1540
01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:25,000
Not always right, but he's a doer!
1541
01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:26,160
CDU GENERAL SECRETARY
1542
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:29,040
He has a vision of how things should be.
1543
01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:32,080
He thinks big. He's ambitious.
1544
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:33,880
I'm really nervous.
1545
01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:39,320
You needn't be.
We're just going on TV briefly.
1546
01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:41,040
No, about Manu.
1547
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:44,280
From the hotel bar.
He wrote to me.
1548
01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:47,400
Um, listen,
we wanted to tell you something anyway.
1549
01:29:47,560 --> 01:29:49,040
Not now!
1550
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:53,520
You do notice that you always gripe,
no matter what I say.
1551
01:29:53,680 --> 01:29:57,480
-That's not what this is about.
- I wanted to tell you guys something.
1552
01:29:57,640 --> 01:30:00,120
That you... Without you...
1553
01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:04,400
I mean, me alone,
I wouldn't have managed at all.
1554
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:07,360
Hm?
1555
01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,440
You're the best parents.
1556
01:30:13,400 --> 01:30:15,840
For someone
who doesn't have real parents.
1557
01:30:22,800 --> 01:30:26,560
It's not my fault
that everything got out of hand.
1558
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:29,400
You were certainly
partially responsible.
1559
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:31,960
-What?
-Yeah...
1560
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:35,760
You wanted to get rid of everything.
All "the sexist bullshit."
1561
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:40,040
Her words, not mine, Jorg.
Although I get her point.
1562
01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:47,120
Although I absolutely get
your point too, Jérg, no question.
1563
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:51,120
- I think that's dealt with then, hm?
-Yes.
1564
01:30:52,400 --> 01:30:54,240
That's how it is. Um...
1565
01:30:54,920 --> 01:30:56,600
So you're out of here, huh?
1566
01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:59,920
-Hold on.
-Do you already know what you, uh...
1567
01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:01,960
During the broadcast?
1568
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:05,520
Hey, it'll be fine.
1569
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:10,280
You're still young.
I don't mean "young" nastily.
1570
01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:14,560
But, as you can see,
they're going with older guard again.
1571
01:31:16,120 --> 01:31:17,640
May I...
1572
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:32,800
It was all screwed up
Down was up
1573
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:35,120
We'd forgotten how to hope
1574
01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:40,400
All of our heroes
Turned up zeros
1575
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:42,960
Only Bernd tried helping us cope
1576
01:31:43,120 --> 01:31:44,440
-Hello, UIf.
-Hello.
1577
01:31:44,600 --> 01:31:48,080
He's the boss
The headman
1578
01:31:48,240 --> 01:31:51,760
He's got the job
In the palm of his hand
1579
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:55,280
He leads the way
That's his thing
1580
01:31:55,440 --> 01:31:58,520
He is the king!
1581
01:32:01,680 --> 01:32:06,200
Yes, sometimes the dice
get reshuffled all anew.
1582
01:32:06,440 --> 01:32:08,400
Even when the game is almost over.
1583
01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:10,440
They invited me in.
1584
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:12,840
Here, to the new Capitol!
1585
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:15,400
I'm to check things out, no obligation.
1586
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:17,840
I said, "Storming the Capitol?"
1587
01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,520
I'm
in!
1588
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:24,040
-Ah, look, the little guy, Lehn...
-Hoff.
1589
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:25,560
Yes, so?
1590
01:32:25,720 --> 01:32:28,840
-Are you doing everything right there?
- I hope.
1591
01:32:29,000 --> 01:32:31,160
You can hope when you've got cancer.
1592
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,840
You should be sure given those sums.
1593
01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:37,800
-I just said that...
-Yes, come on. Now...
1594
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,920
Well, I could imagine it.
1595
01:32:49,080 --> 01:32:50,560
Capitol.
1596
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:52,640
Why not?
1597
01:37:24,360 --> 01:37:28,760
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