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[dog barking]

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[mellow music]
[couple panting]

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♪ My lover

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[Janice moans softly]

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- Are you sure this
is the best place?

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Isn't this near where they
found all those bodies?

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- Sweetheart, the
only body I'm thinkin'

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about right now is yours.

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[Janice laughs]

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- Come on, Todd, I'm serious.

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- So am I.

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I've been thinkin'
about you all day,

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and exactly what
I am gonna do to you.

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[Janice laughs]

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- Come on, Todd.

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I'm not messing around.

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- Oh, you're not?
- Hm-mm.

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- Isn't that what we
came here to do?

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- I just think we could
be more comfortable

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at my parents' place.

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[Todd chuckles]

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- Your parents are nosy.

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- They just want
what's best for me.

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- I know what's best
for you, baby girl.

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- My God, you're impossible.

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I'm trying to have like an
actual conversation here.

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[Todd sighs]

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- Sweetie, I'm
listening to you, okay?

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I really am.

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If what you really want is for
us to drive all the way back

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to your parents so they can
make us some chamomile tea

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and probably grill me
about my college plans,

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then that,

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is exactly,

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what,

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we'll do.

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[Janice laughs]

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Well?

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- I guess we can stay
for a little longer.

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[Todd laughs]

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- That's my girl.

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[car metal clangs]

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- What was that?

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- I don't know.

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- Okay, can you go
and check it out?

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- Yeah.

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Yeah, sure.

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♪ And there's a home
over your head ♪

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[Janice exhales]
[music continues]

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[car metal thudding]
[Janice gasping]

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[Janice panting]

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[music continues]

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[radio static crackling]

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[radio tuning]

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[Todd thuds]

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[thunder rumbling]

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[Janice screams]

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[pencil scribbling]

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- [Teacher] And that's
what made Jane Austen

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such a revolutionary
force in literature.

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She brought a level of
psychological realism,

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not to mention physical
realism to the English novel

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that really had no parallel

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in the writers who
came before her.

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In this sense, we could argue
that Jane Austen invented

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the English novel and the
modern novel as we know it.

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[bell ringing]

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We'll get into more
detail on this next week.

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Please read chapters
five through eight.

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Have a great weekend.

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[upbeat music]

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[music continues]

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[indistinct singing]

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[engine rumbling]

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- [Radio DJ] This is
DJ Coronary,

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and that was "Medianoche"
by a Dark Lunch.

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It's Friday, October 3rd,

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which makes it exactly
four weeks until Halloween.

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- Who's ready to get scary?

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[all cheering]
[all applauding]

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All right!

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All right, that's
what we like to hear!

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Now, I know you've all
been working really hard,

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getting ready for tonight.

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You are tired,
you're stressed out,

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you probably still
have a few things

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to get done before we
open at eight p.m. sharp.

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So I'm gonna keep this brief,

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but I do just
wanna take a moment

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to remind ourselves
why we're here.

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What are we doing here?

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What is this about?

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This ground that we're standing
on right now is sacred ground.

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And some would say cursed,
but I don't see it that way.

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300 years ago, there was
a massacre right here.

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400 Piscataway Indians
were slaughtered

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by enraged white settlers.

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This kind of thing happened
all too often in the early days

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of this country
because of greed,

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because of hatred,
because of ignorance.

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And those spirits
are not at rest.

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Those victims still
cry out at night.

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I hear them.

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You guys know I live
less than 100 yards away.

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I'm telling you, I hear
those ghosts at night.

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Sometimes they keep me
up into the wee hours.

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So yeah, we're running
a business here.

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We are entertainers.

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People come out for the night
from D.C., from Baltimore.

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They wanna have a good time,

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they wanna have a good burger,

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and they wanna get good and
scared, and that's great.

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That's all great.

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But I like to think we're
also here to honor the dead.

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To be their voice when they
can't speak for themselves.

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So let's just, let's
keep that in mind

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as we go about our
duties, all right?

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Let's be safe, let's have fun,

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and let's scare the shit
outta some people, am I right?

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- Woo!

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[all cheering]
[all applauding]

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- Ow!

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- All right, you all
know your assignments,

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so let's get into
makeup and get set.

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You have two hours. Go.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go.

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Yo, yo, yo, cousin!

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- Yes.
- When'd you get here?

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How was the drive?

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- Good, man, good.

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I'm really happy to be here.

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- Oh, happy to
have you, brother.

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Happy to have you.

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Yeah, this is gonna be fun.

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- Yeah, thanks a
lot for just like,

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letting me come here and-

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- Listen, don't thank me, okay?

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Don't thank me.

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You're gonna work your ass off.

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You'll be cursin' my name
before the night's out.

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- I doubt it.

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- [chuckles] You good, man?

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You need anything?

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- Just point me in
the right direction.

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- Oh, sure thing, yeah.

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Hey, Jacko?

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- Yeah?

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- Can you show Fresh Meat here
where he gets his face done?

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- Yeah, sure.
Just follow me.

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- Just follow Jacko.
He'll get you situated.

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- All right.

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Come to me if you
need anything, okay?

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All right, thanks man.

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- Sure thing.

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So good to see you, I'll
see you back at the house.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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So you're Mark's cousin?

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- Yeah. Zach.

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- I'm Jacko.
Nice to meet you.

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- You've been doin' this awhile?

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- Oh, about 15 years.

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- Whoa.
- Yeah.

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I was here when
Mark started this place

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many moons ago.

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- Anything I should
know about it?

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- [splutters] It's a blast, man.

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Just relax and enjoy yourself.

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This is a magical place.

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- Is it true about the
massacre and everything?

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- I doubt it.

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Mark likes to tell stories.

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- So, you've never
seen a ghost here?

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- Well, no, I didn't say that.

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♪ Through the morning rain

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♪ I thought they
were gone again ♪

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Get in line, muchacho.

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This is where the magic happens.

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[face paint hissing]

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[Sarah speaking indistinctly]

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♪ It's Halloween

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♪ It's Halloween for you

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[chattering continues]

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- [Sarah] You ever been a
walking skeleton before?

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- Not that I can remember.

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- [chuckles] You're
gonna love it.

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Wait till you see.

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- So, how long have
you worked here?

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- A couple years.

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- Do you go to school
around here or?

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- Yeah, I did.

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Kinda takin' a couple years
off before I go to college.

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- That's smart,
consider your options.

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- Exactly.

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Do you go to school around here?

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- Yeah, I'm at Philips-Howard.

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I'm a senior.

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- Philips-Howard, is that...

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That's a boarding school, right?

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- Yeah.

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- What are you, rich?

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- [chuckles] No, just smart.

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- Well, I guess that's
the next best thing.

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All right, let's take a look.

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You like it?

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- It's like I'm looking at the
real me for the first time.

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- I'll take that as
a yes [chuckles].

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All right, next customer.

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It's nice to meet you, Zach.

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- Yeah, you too.

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[face paint hissing]

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[upbeat electronic music]

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- [Jacko] Okay, so this spot
is pretty simple.

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You're gonna hide
behind the scarecrow,

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jump out and scare people.

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If someone seems a little
nervous, definitely target them.

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You can also kinda walk along
beside them, get too close.

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That freaks 'em out sometimes.

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You don't need to say anything.

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It's usually scarier
if you don't.

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Any last questions?

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- When will I know when
it's time to leave?

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- Oh, someone will
come find you.

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Don't worry about it.

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All right, have fun.
See you after.

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- Thanks, man.
See you soon.

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[music continues]

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[teen boys chattering]

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[Zach yells]

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- Jesus man, what are
you supposed to be?

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Aw, I think he wants
to be friends [laughs].

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Hey, nice meetin' you, man.

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[music continues]

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[teen girls chattering]

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- [girl 1] I really wanna
get outta here.

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[Zach yells]
[group screams]

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- Oh my God!

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Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

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- Trisha, don't be such a wuss.
- [Trisha] Did you see that guy?

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He's fucking creepy!

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[light anticipatory music]

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[Zach yells]
[haunt goer screams]

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[Zach yells]
- Oh!

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[Zach yells]
- Yo, Jesus, man!

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[Zach yells]
[haunt goer screams]

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[Zach yells]
- Oh, absolutely not.

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[Zach yells]
[haunt goer screams]

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[Zach yells]
- Oh, fuck!

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[music continues]

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- Come on guys, are
we open or what?

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[Zach inhales]

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Hm.

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Guess they forgot about me.

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[eerie music]

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[witch whizzing]

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[witch laughs]

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[Zach gasping]

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[eerie music]

262
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,285
[flames whooshing]

263
00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,939
[Zach gasping]

264
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,986
[crickets chirping]

265
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,781
[fire crackling]

266
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,001
Uh, hello?

267
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,310
Do you know if we're
closed or what?

268
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,268
I just left my station.

269
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,315
I was told somebody
would come and get me.

270
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:45,188
[scarer panting]

271
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,323
Hey, look, I'm a scarer too,

272
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,368
so, you don't have to scare me.

273
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,980
I mean, I'm not scared,

274
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,157
so just cut it out.

275
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:01,204
[scarer panting]

276
00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,298
Okay, seriously, this
isn't funny, man.

277
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,691
I know you're just
another staff member,

278
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:11,692
so if you could please--

279
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,435
[scarer laughs]

280
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,527
[unsettling music]

281
00:15:20,484 --> 00:15:23,879
[laughing intensifies]

282
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,807
[Zach gasps]

283
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,419
[all laughing]

284
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,774
- I'm sorry.

285
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,733
I'm sorry, I'm sorry [laughs].

286
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,909
I can't help it.
We do that to all the new staff.

287
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,563
- Yeah, it's cool, it's cool.

288
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,868
I wasn't that scared.

289
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,827
- You were fuckin' terrified.

290
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,003
- Okay, yeah, I was
terrified [chuckles].

291
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,048
- Here, come on.

292
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,353
Let's get a beer.
- All right.

293
00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,051
- [Mark] You have a
good time tonight?

294
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,966
- [Zach] Great time.
It's amazing.

295
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,097
- Scare some people?

296
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,012
- [Zach] Actually, yes.

297
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,753
- You honor the ghosts?

298
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,798
- I think so. Yeah.

299
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:15,844
- Good, man.

300
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,760
[upbeat music playing]

301
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,284
[Mark sighs]

302
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,983
To the dead.

303
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:25,766
- To the dead.

304
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,943
[glasses clinking]

305
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:32,252
[group chattering]

306
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:36,778
- She's single.

307
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,475
That's what I heard.

308
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,955
- A little too old
for me, you think?

309
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,696
- Hm. No, no, no.

310
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,740
You need an older woman.

311
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,003
Keep you in line.

312
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,439
Here, let's go talk to her.
Come on.

313
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,527
- Wait, hey, you
don't need too--

314
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,833
- No, come on, come on.

315
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,488
- Hey, newbie.

316
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,620
How was your first night?

317
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,578
- Best night of my life.

318
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,493
- Oh, that's what
we like to hear.

319
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,017
- Sarah, you know my
cousin Zach, right?

320
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,453
- Do I know him?

321
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,107
I'm the reason he
looks so terrifying.

322
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,108
- I actually think
it's an improvement.

323
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,326
[Zach laughs]

324
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,806
Hey, Jacko, you got a second?
- Yeah.

325
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,416
- I wanna talk to you about
that swooping skeleton.

326
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,636
- Oh yeah. Okay.
This is a tricky one.

327
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,116
If you don't push too hard
on the lever, it's fine.

328
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,248
If you do, it gathers
too much speed.

329
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,467
Honestly, it's a
tough thing to fix

330
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,860
because that motor
only has two speeds.

331
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,906
- Didn't know you
were Mark's cousin.

332
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,429
- You don't see the resemblance?

333
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,129
- Now that you mention it, no.

334
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,479
[both laughing]

335
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,656
- Hey, I like your necklace.

336
00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:30,831
- Oh, thank you [laughs].

337
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,399
- Does it mean something or?

338
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,357
- Yeah [laughs].

339
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,491
It's a Native American charm.

340
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,711
It's supposed to help you
commune with the spirits.

341
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,844
- [Zach] Does it work?

342
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,020
- You'd be surprised.

343
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,589
♪ The light's getting dim

344
00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,334
So that's it?

345
00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,291
You're all outta questions.

346
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,337
- No, no, no, I have a question.

347
00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,686
- Okay.

348
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:00,688
- What...

349
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,343
what terrifies you?

350
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,694
- That's kind of an
intense question.

351
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,262
- I guess I'm kind of intense.

352
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,352
- It's not the worst thing.

353
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,182
Spiders.

354
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,400
- Really?

355
00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,358
- Absolutely.

356
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,446
They're fucking terrifying.

357
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,143
- But they're so tiny.

358
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,884
- Well, fears aren't
rational, Zach.

359
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,757
- Well, some are, aren't they?

360
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,586
- You're very deep.

361
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,675
- I like to think so.

362
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,157
- Okay, what about you?

363
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,116
- Werewolves.
[Sarah laughs]

364
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,291
What, what, what?

365
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,206
That's totally rational.

366
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,772
- Oh no, you're right.

367
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:43,860
You're totally right.

368
00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,079
Very scary.

369
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,515
- Fucking terrifying.

370
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:48,213
[Sarah laughs]

371
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:52,347
- All right, well, if you
protect me from spiders,

372
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,089
I'll protect you
from werewolves.

373
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,656
- It's a deal.

374
00:18:56,657 --> 00:19:00,574
♪ Keep your head up

375
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,323
[door creaks]

376
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,765
- [Mark] How'd it go?

377
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:19,810
- Jesus.

378
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,116
You scared the crap outta me.

379
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,683
- Sorry.

380
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,077
- What are you doing
standing there in the dark?

381
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,296
- I got good night vision.

382
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,430
I usually don't think
to turn on a light.

383
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,347
So [throat clears],
how'd it go with Sarah?

384
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:36,913
- I think well.

385
00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,698
Yeah, we just talked.

386
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,742
- No smooching?

387
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,527
- [laughs] No.

388
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,920
- Oh, that's too bad.

389
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,574
Thought there might've
been some smooching.

390
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:46,793
- No, no, no.

391
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,491
We just, we had a
really good talk.

392
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,840
She's really cool.

393
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,060
- She is cool.

394
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,455
And hot and cool.

395
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,499
You could do a lot worse.

396
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,501
- Yeah, we'll see, you know?

397
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,546
We'll see.

398
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:01,809
- Amen to that, brother.

399
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,552
You should get some
sleep, all right?

400
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,294
Make sure you turn the
lights off when you come up.

401
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,686
- There's still no light on.

402
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,515
- It's a joke, compadre.

403
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,864
- I get it.

404
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,040
- [Mark] Sleep well.

405
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,481
[dog barking]

406
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,490
[rooster crows]

407
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,492
[Mark] Good morning, cousin.

408
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,058
How'd you sleep?

409
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,103
- Like the dead.

410
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,061
- Well, that's appropriate.

411
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,933
You remember Susie, don't you?

412
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:40,934
- Hey, Zach.

413
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:42,196
It's good to see you.

414
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:44,285
- It's good to see you.

415
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,679
Yo, thank you so much for
letting me crash here.

416
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,289
- It's no problem.

417
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,465
We're happy to have you.

418
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,294
Girls, you remember
your cousin, Zach?

419
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,034
- Hey, Zach.

420
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,427
- Hey, Maddie.

421
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,385
You look a lot bigger than
the last time I saw you.

422
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,866
- I grew two inches
in the last year.

423
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,346
- [Zach] That is awesome.

424
00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,869
- I'm gonna be taller than Mom.

425
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,871
- Not for a few more
years [chuckles].

426
00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,176
- I know.

427
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,177
- What are you watchin'?

428
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,309
- Something she shouldn't

429
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,224
be watching at
the kitchen table.

430
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,357
- I told you, I'm almost done.

431
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,706
- [Susie] Mm hm.
[tablet chattering]

432
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,055
- Wait,

433
00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,362
is this one of those
like housewives shows?

434
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,754
- That's Ashley Delaso.

435
00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,235
She's really pretty.

436
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:22,671
- [Housewife] Like you
look ridiculous right now.

437
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,369
Yep, real classy.

438
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,500
Mm hm.

439
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,328
- Doesn't seem
very nice, though.

440
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,157
- She's just speaking her truth.

441
00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,552
- Hey, yo, cousin, you
want a breakfast sandwich?

442
00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,727
- [Zach] Yes, please.

443
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,903
- You want ham, bacon, both?

444
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,339
- Both, please.

445
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,907
Thank you.
- [Mark] You got it.

446
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:45,347
- So, how's your mom doing?

447
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,392
- She's...

448
00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,219
Yeah, she's okay.

449
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,786
Better.

450
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,093
They think she might be able
to come home in a couple months.

451
00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,269
- [Susie] Well, that's good.

452
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,926
You know, you're welcome to
stay here anytime you want.

453
00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,537
- Thanks, I really
appreciate it.

454
00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,626
- Honestly, it's no trouble.

455
00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:05,845
Right, girls?

456
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,935
- It's really not.
We're happy to have you.

457
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:09,762
- Thanks, Maddie.

458
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:10,851
That's...

459
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:12,852
Thanks.

460
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,244
- My pleasure.

461
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,160
- All right, ladies and germs.

462
00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,248
Let's eat.

463
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,119
- [Susie] Oh.
- [Mark] Let's see.

464
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,468
No, no cheese?

465
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,730
No cheese. There you go.

466
00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:22,818
- Thank you, honey.

467
00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,125
- [Abigail] Thank you.
- Of course.

468
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,392
[Zach sighs]

469
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:38,182
[zipliner screams]
[zipline whirring]

470
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,098
- How was that?

471
00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,404
- That was good.

472
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,536
Yeah, I think you're
gettin' the hang of it.

473
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:45,885
I'll let you send
just a couple more

474
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,670
and then I think you're
good to go without me.

475
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,455
All right, step right up, sir.

476
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:51,804
Here we go, here we go.

477
00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:52,935
And you're gonna step up there.

478
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,547
My boy Zach can
take it from here.

479
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:56,766
- Hey, there.
- [zipliner] Whew.

480
00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:02,597
- All right.
- You're the trainee?

481
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,730
- Yes, sir.

482
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,471
- So, should I be worried?

483
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:08,429
- No, man, we got you.

484
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,823
- [zipliner] All right then.
Let's do this.

485
00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,391
- All right, whenever
you're ready, sir,

486
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,915
you can go ahead and step out.

487
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,831
- Has anyone ever
died doing this?

488
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,136
- None so far tonight.

489
00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:21,355
[both chuckling]

490
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:24,359
- All right then, here I go.

491
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,579
Whoa!

492
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,583
[zipline whizzing]

493
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:37,111
[both arguing indistinctly]

494
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,508
- Who's that talking to Mark?

495
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,336
- Oh, shit.

496
00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,860
Hey, you good to
run this on your own?

497
00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:49,165
- Yeah, I'm...

498
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,253
Yeah.
- Okay, great.

499
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,342
Have fun.

500
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:55,737
- [man] No, no.
- [Mark] You know what you did.

501
00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:56,869
You know what you did.

502
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,392
You come here, you
steal our stuff.

503
00:23:58,393 --> 00:23:59,698
You're not allowed to be here.

504
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:01,396
- [Kid] I'm a little bit scared.

505
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,616
- It's okay, it's
okay to be scared.

506
00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:07,227
This cable can hold
up a cow, though.

507
00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,446
Seriously.
We've tried it.

508
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,099
- Really?

509
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,407
- I swear to God, we got cows
comin' down here all the time.

510
00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,844
Here, lemme just
clip you in here.

511
00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,806
- [Mark] I agree, we don't
need to have it anymore.

512
00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,417
Go, go.

513
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,159
- [Kid] I'm not sure
I wanna do this.

514
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,161
- [chuckles] You got this, bud.

515
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,423
You'll be fine.

516
00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:30,599
You feel that cable?

517
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,950
It's not goin' anywhere, okay?

518
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,039
- Can you just push me?

519
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,954
- You want me to?
- Yes, please.

520
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,086
- All right, here we go.

521
00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,087
Have fun.

522
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,829
- Wait, I wasn't ready!

523
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:46,789
[zipline whizzing]

524
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,925
[unsettling music]

525
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:56,451
[kid exclaims]

526
00:24:57,408 --> 00:25:00,890
[mellow music]
[fire crackling]

527
00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,590
- Compadre.

528
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:06,721
How was the zip line?

529
00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:07,854
Any casualties?

530
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,159
- Couple of near heart attacks.

531
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,204
[Mark laughs]

532
00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,248
Other than that.

533
00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:13,598
- Excellent, good work.

534
00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,469
We're gonna put you on
something else tomorrow.

535
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,950
I want you to try everything
before the month is out.

536
00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:19,735
[Zach sighs]

537
00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:24,130
- Hey, what was that issue?

538
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,958
Earlier on, you were
talkin' to someone.

539
00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,221
You and Jacko both
seemed a little upset.

540
00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:29,440
- Oh, that was...

541
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,660
It's nothin'.

542
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,880
It's just a guy we
don't like very much.

543
00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:36,272
You can ask Jacko about it.

544
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,319
I'm gonna go get a beer.

545
00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,195
- Hey, man.
How'd the zip line go?

546
00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:47,849
- Actually, really well.

547
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,503
We only lost a couple people.

548
00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:50,983
- Oh, it happens, yeah.

549
00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:53,289
Hey, I'm sorry I
had to ditch ya.

550
00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,726
I saw Mark talkin' to the enemy.

551
00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:57,163
I thought I should intervene
before it came to blows.

552
00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,643
- Who is the enemy?

553
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:02,081
- Oh, just some jackass
who used to work here.

554
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,518
We call him Captain Ahab
because he limps everywhere

555
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,042
and he's also bitter and crazy.

556
00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,217
He works for Phantom Wood now

557
00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:09,567
but he's always
snoopin' around tryin'

558
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,134
to steal our ideas
and our staff.

559
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,573
- Wait, what is Phantom Wood?

560
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,835
- You don't know?

561
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,488
It's our rival haunt.

562
00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:19,707
They call it Phantom Wood

563
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,143
because The Haunted
Forest was already taken

564
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,145
but they've been ripping off

565
00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,365
everything we've done for years.

566
00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,193
Like imitation is flattery,

567
00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:29,848
but these guys, they're
not even good at imitation

568
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,371
and their haunt sucks.

569
00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,461
It just sucks.

570
00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:36,638
Mark thinks it makes
us look bad too.

571
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,516
What really sucks is I
used to like that guy.

572
00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,996
We were kayaking
buddies and he was good.

573
00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:49,433
Like, really good.

574
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,697
And then he took a bad
swim below Great Falls,

575
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:55,308
got pretty banged up on
some rocks on the way down.

576
00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:57,832
Had to have like 19 pins
put into his right knee.

577
00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:58,878
That's why he limps.

578
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,619
And it totally changed him.

579
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,229
He blamed me.

580
00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,273
He blamed Mark.

581
00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:07,234
He blamed everyone but himself.

582
00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,413
[scoffs] Anyway, it's
not worth dwelling on.

583
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,850
Hey um, you should find Sarah.

584
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,243
She's lookin' for you.

585
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,592
- Really?

586
00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:19,899
- Yes, really.

587
00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:21,943
- Okay.

588
00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:23,642
I guess I'll go find her.

589
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,600
- [Jacko] Yeah, do that.

590
00:27:26,601 --> 00:27:28,428
[gentle music]

591
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:30,779
[Jacko chuckles]

592
00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:37,829
[spooky music]

593
00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,918
- [Narrator] But with
the rising of the moon,

594
00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:42,572
the scene changes.

595
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:46,665
Shadows race across the
gravestones, like living things.

596
00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:51,625
A breeze stirs in the
trees beyond the railings,

597
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:53,758
and something deeply buried

598
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:56,805
begins to stir to
life once more.

599
00:27:58,111 --> 00:28:02,331
[dramatic music]
[zombie snarling]

600
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:04,464
- [Jill] This movie's
gonna put me to sleep.

601
00:28:04,465 --> 00:28:05,771
- It gets good, I promise.

602
00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,208
- I don't believe you.

603
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:10,992
I'm gonna make coffee.

604
00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,037
- Seriously?

605
00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:12,994
It's 9:30.

606
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,431
- Yeah, and I know you.

607
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:16,781
We're gonna finish the movie

608
00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,783
and you're gonna wanna
stay up to talk about it,

609
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,915
so if I don't get
caffeine in my system

610
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,091
in the next 10 minutes,
I'm literally going--

611
00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:25,704
[glass shatters]
[Jill screams]

612
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:33,015
- Did you get the question...

613
00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,235
That doesn't look like biology.

614
00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,411
- Sure, it is.

615
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,021
Zombies.

616
00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:40,674
Biology.

617
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,241
- You know this test
is in a week, right?

618
00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,938
- Yes, I do.

619
00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,027
- Zach?

620
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,291
Zach, look at me.

621
00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,598
Look, you've always
been a space case,

622
00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:52,730
but this is getting ridiculous.

623
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,470
Where is your head at?
What's goin' on?

624
00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:56,168
- It's hard to explain.

625
00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:57,387
- Try me.

626
00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:00,912
- It's this haunted forest thing

627
00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,348
you know that I've been doing
on the weekends.

628
00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,610
- Mm hm.

629
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:06,308
- It just seems so
much more exciting,

630
00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:10,183
interesting and real
than being here.

631
00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:12,662
- Dressing like a zombie

632
00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,621
and running around chasing
people is more real than school?

633
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,231
- I mean, kind of.

634
00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:18,320
Yeah, kind of.

635
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,280
I mean, this place is amazing.

636
00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:23,848
It's like a whole
carnival of death.

637
00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:26,372
- And that's a good thing?

638
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:27,416
- I like it.

639
00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,027
- Yeah, but you're a weirdo.

640
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,856
- Always have been.
- Mm.

641
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:36,991
Okay, I'll make you a deal.

642
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,340
Gimme 20 minutes.

643
00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,734
The next 20 minutes, I
quiz you, you quiz me,

644
00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,214
and if you can
give me 20 minutes

645
00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:45,870
of unadulterated
studying without drawing,

646
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:49,395
then I will let you pick the
movie that we watch tonight.

647
00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:50,918
- Any movie?

648
00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:53,399
- Just don't give me nightmares
for the rest of my life.

649
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,879
- No promises.
- I hate you.

650
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,534
Okay, wait, let me find
the chapter to quiz you on.

651
00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:01,234
Okay, no wait.

652
00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:03,931
The...
[clock ticking]

653
00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:07,108
Okay, so this is a rough
endoplasmic reticulum,

654
00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:09,981
and these structures
are ribosomes.

655
00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:13,507
[birds chirping]
[engine rumbling]

656
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:30,393
- [laughs] Ladies and
goblins, girls and ghouls,

657
00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:35,093
don't forget to pick up your
tickets to the Trail of Doom.

658
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:37,965
Try the cotton candy
at the Witch's Hut.

659
00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:40,620
We are not allowed to
reveal the ingredients.

660
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:43,449
Let's just say
none of it is legal

661
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:47,192
and you eat it at your
own risk [laughs].

662
00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:50,152
[chainsaw whirring]

663
00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,677
- You see how that works?

664
00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,288
Obviously with no chain on it,

665
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,594
it's completely harmless.

666
00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:02,556
Yeah, it feels a little
weird but other than that...

667
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,559
Normally we just
chase people around.

668
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,213
We don't actually
touch 'em with it.

669
00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:10,476
But if you're bored, feel free.

670
00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,305
It does usually get
a good reaction.

671
00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:14,655
Any questions?

672
00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,179
- Yeah, where do
you keep the chains?

673
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,443
- [chuckles] That's on
a need to know basis.

674
00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:22,531
You good?

675
00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:23,968
- Yeah.

676
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,666
- Kick ass.
- All right.

677
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:34,327
[chainsaw whirring]
[lively music]

678
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:41,681
[upbeat music]

679
00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:44,684
[haunt goer screaming]

680
00:31:44,685 --> 00:31:47,818
[chainsaw whirring]

681
00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:58,917
[music fades]

682
00:32:00,353 --> 00:32:01,657
[bird screeches]

683
00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:04,183
[eerie music]

684
00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:08,534
[Sarah yells]
[Zach gasps]

685
00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:12,973
- [laughs] You're a
little jumpy, new guy.

686
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,496
- Serves me right.

687
00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:16,281
I've been doing that
to people all night.

688
00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,544
- Ah, turnabout's
fair play they say.

689
00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:19,545
- Do they say that?

690
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:20,676
Who says that?

691
00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,592
- I don't know, old people.

692
00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:25,726
Hey, can I show you something?

693
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,380
- Is it something terrifying?

694
00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:29,425
- Of course.

695
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,688
- Then lead on.

696
00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:41,263
[frogs croaking]
[water splashing]

697
00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,227
Well, so far I'm not terrified.

698
00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:52,057
- Close your eyes.

699
00:32:53,536 --> 00:32:56,061
[Zach inhales]

700
00:32:57,105 --> 00:32:58,932
[unsettling music]

701
00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,065
Do you feel it?

702
00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:03,155
- [Zach] I'm not sure.

703
00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:09,988
- This is the burial ground.

704
00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,947
The 400 Piscataway Indians,

705
00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:17,038
men, women, and children.

706
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:24,872
They were shot, hanged
and cut into pieces.

707
00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:31,618
They were all buried in
a mass grave right here.

708
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,446
- [Zach] But Jacko said
that story was bullshit.

709
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,101
- Jacko doesn't know everything.

710
00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,191
- Well, I'm sure that's true.

711
00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:45,849
- I come out here sometimes.

712
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,026
Just to...

713
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:50,898
kinda...

714
00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:52,987
be...

715
00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:54,989
with the spirits.

716
00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,904
I don't know if that's
too strange or [laughs]...

717
00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:00,734
- No, it's nice.

718
00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:08,394
- We actually have a group.

719
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,833
It's kind of a
little club, I guess.

720
00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:18,403
We get together
sometimes and meditate

721
00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:21,407
and do traditional chanting.

722
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:27,543
Try to make a connection, you
know, with the other side.

723
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:31,024
I don't know if that's something
you'd be interested in, but--

724
00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:34,027
- No, yes, absolutely.

725
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:35,160
Sign me up.

726
00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:41,252
- Hey, close your eyes again.

727
00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:42,775
- Why?

728
00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,169
- It's a trust exercise.

729
00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,170
Don't you trust me?

730
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,911
- Should I trust you?

731
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:51,175
- Just give it a shot.

732
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,961
[frogs croaking]

733
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:03,579
[gentle music]

734
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,287
- Okay.

735
00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:18,811
Well, I'm glad I trusted you.

736
00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:20,422
- Told you it was worth a shot.

737
00:35:21,989 --> 00:35:24,905
[music continues]

738
00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:37,396
[pensive music]

739
00:35:42,401 --> 00:35:44,881
[rope creaking]

740
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,495
[music fades]

741
00:35:57,285 --> 00:36:00,941
- Thank you all for coming
to this unscheduled meeting.

742
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,291
A lot of you have
probably heard already

743
00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:07,382
about what we found on
the zip line this morning.

744
00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:11,169
Those of you that
haven't, Jacko was...

745
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:16,957
Jacko was found dead.

746
00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:21,613
At this point we don't
know what happened

747
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,224
or how it happened.

748
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,923
He was hanging
from the zip line.

749
00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:31,319
It's not clear whether this
was an accident or if...

750
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,844
Yeah, we don't know.

751
00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,282
Obviously, we're
cooperating with the police.

752
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,848
I've spoken with Jacko's family

753
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:42,200
who were obviously devastated.

754
00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:47,291
If any of you know anything

755
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:50,642
about what Jacko
might've been thinking

756
00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:55,603
or about anything at all,

757
00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:59,173
please do not hesitate to
come find me and talk to me.

758
00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:04,831
This is a terrible time for
all of us here at The Forest.

759
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:08,181
Jacko worked here
for a long time.

760
00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:10,314
He was one of our
best employees.

761
00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:13,883
He put his heart and
soul into this place,

762
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:16,972
and we are gonna do
everything we can

763
00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:18,801
to honor him in
the weeks to come.

764
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,499
And if any of you
are are struggling

765
00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,545
to process this in any way,

766
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,896
please know that we
will be here for you.

767
00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:28,811
Okay?

768
00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:38,864
So look, I hesitate
to even bring this up

769
00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:41,781
on a day when so many of us
are shocked and grieving,

770
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:45,349
but we do have to think
about the good of The Forest.

771
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:48,526
So please, if a member of
the press approaches you,

772
00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,137
no comment.

773
00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:51,964
All media inquiries
should go to the office.

774
00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,487
They should be official.

775
00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:57,404
They should not be handled
by individual staff members.

776
00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:58,753
The last thing we need are a lot

777
00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:00,625
of unkind rumors swirling
around this place.

778
00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:02,802
Jacko would not
have wanted that.

779
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:04,978
We don't want that.

780
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,372
Until we have a better sense

781
00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:09,895
of what happened
and how it happened,

782
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:14,248
let's please just keep this
in the family, all right?

783
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:21,473
Does anyone have any questions?

784
00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,912
Does anyone have anything
they would like to add?

785
00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:34,311
Okay, let's get to work.

786
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,268
[hands clap]

787
00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:36,444
Show must go on.

788
00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:51,197
You doin' all right?

789
00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:54,461
- Yeah, I'm just stunned.

790
00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:56,637
- [Mark] Me too, man.

791
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:57,726
Me too.

792
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:10,826
[face paint hissing]

793
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:21,663
[Sarah sniffling]
[solemn music]

794
00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:27,321
- You okay?

795
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,765
[Sarah sniffling]

796
00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:42,771
I'm so sorry.

797
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:45,817
I didn't really
know him that well,

798
00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,820
but he seemed like
a really good guy.

799
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:49,996
- [Sarah] He was.

800
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,477
- I can't even imagine
how it could've--

801
00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:54,783
- [Sarah] Don't laugh.

802
00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,221
- Why would I laugh?

803
00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,747
- I think it was them.

804
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,618
- [Zach] Who?

805
00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,142
- The spirits.

806
00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:09,581
They don't want us here, Zach.

807
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,889
This is their land and
they want it back [sobs].

808
00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:18,024
[Sarah crying]

809
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:27,728
[mellow music]

810
00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:30,166
- It was the hardest thing
getting through the weekend.

811
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,520
It didn't seem like fun anymore.

812
00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:41,655
Like every scene we do is
about death in some way.

813
00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:45,704
It's supposed to be this like
fun, campy version of death.

814
00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:49,577
But after what happened,

815
00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:55,408
[sighs] I just don't know
if I can do it anymore.

816
00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,454
- Yeah, man, I hear you.

817
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,892
[eerie music]
[high pitched ringing]

818
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:03,243
[all laughing]

819
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,374
- [teacher] I am sorry, Zach.

820
00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,550
Did we wake you?

821
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:08,856
- Sorry, I just...

822
00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:09,945
Sorry.

823
00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:12,644
- Try and get some better
sleep at night, okay?

824
00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,298
- Yeah, I will.

825
00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:17,909
[bell ringing]

826
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,477
- Saved by the bell.

827
00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:29,094
- Dude, is it true one of
your coworkers fucking died?

828
00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,182
- I heard the guy
hanged himself.

829
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:31,836
Is that true?
That's nasty.

830
00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,794
- I'm really not supposed
to talk about it.

831
00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,187
- Did he get a boner?

832
00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:36,841
I heard when you hang
yourself, you get a boner.

833
00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:39,017
- That's probably the only
way you can get a boner.

834
00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:40,801
- Dude, shut the fuck up.

835
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,151
- [Carly] Okay, break it up.

836
00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:45,284
Go play with your lacrosse
sticks or something.

837
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:46,764
- You can play with
mine anytime, Carly.

838
00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:48,026
- [Carly] I'd rather die.

839
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,680
- Dude, she totally
just told you off.

840
00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:50,986
- Shut the fuck up.

841
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,163
- Are you okay?

842
00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,863
- I am absolutely fantastic.

843
00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:01,518
- I'm really sorry, Zach.

844
00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:02,563
- It's okay.

845
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,479
I'm okay, really.

846
00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:08,438
- Maybe...

847
00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,137
maybe you should take some time
off from The Haunted Forest?

848
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,268
- Honestly, I don't
think they're gonna

849
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,835
run it this weekend.

850
00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:17,795
They tried to keep it quiet,
but it's all over the news.

851
00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:21,146
I think it might be smart to
just shut it down for awhile.

852
00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:23,278
Like, who would go
to a haunted forest

853
00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:25,325
where people actually die?

854
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:33,158
[all chattering]

855
00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:34,638
- [DJ Coronary]
This is DJ Coronary,

856
00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:36,422
bringing you the latest track

857
00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:40,078
from Grammy nominated breakout
star Fly the Freak-Nasty.

858
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:42,167
The song is called
"Halloween Freak."

859
00:42:42,168 --> 00:42:44,517
[upbeat music]

860
00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:45,910
- [Zach] I can't believe this.

861
00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:47,651
- Yeah, who would've thought?

862
00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,435
Death sells.

863
00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:53,571
[upbeat music]
[haunt goers chattering]

864
00:42:56,661 --> 00:43:01,665
♪ Halloween freak

865
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:03,797
[indistinct singing]

866
00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:05,190
♪ Halloween freak

867
00:43:05,191 --> 00:43:09,325
[music continues]
[indistinct singing]

868
00:43:09,935 --> 00:43:14,417
[not audible]

869
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,813
[music continues]

870
00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:37,223
♪ Halloween freak [indistinct]

871
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,706
[not audible]

872
00:43:47,494 --> 00:43:50,932
[not audible]

873
00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:53,108
[not audible]

874
00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:55,066
- It's amazing.

875
00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:56,763
Absolutely amazing.

876
00:43:56,764 --> 00:44:00,027
It's the best night we've
had in years, maybe ever.

877
00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:01,638
Is it the best night
we've had ever?

878
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,639
[bottle cap clatters]

879
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,641
And not just the numbers, right?

880
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,338
The whole atmosphere.

881
00:44:06,339 --> 00:44:08,166
Did you guys feel it?

882
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,428
It was like electricity.

883
00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:11,865
People were stoked to be there.

884
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,738
What a feeling.
What a night!

885
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:15,957
- Doesn't it bother you?

886
00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:19,264
Like the morbid curiosity?

887
00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:20,787
Like, if Jacko hadn't--

888
00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:21,832
- No, I know, I know, I know.

889
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,661
Believe me, I hear you.

890
00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,447
And of course, it bothers me.

891
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,885
But this is the deal.

892
00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:34,671
We are fascinated by death.

893
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,411
We just are.

894
00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:38,370
That's why The Forest is
here in the first place.

895
00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:41,634
That's why Halloween,
that's why all of it.

896
00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:45,769
It's part of how we process
the reality of death.

897
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,032
We make a joke out of it.

898
00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:50,035
Helps us feel like
we're in control.

899
00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:54,908
- Have you heard anything
new from the cops?

900
00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:57,171
Like, what do they
think happened?

901
00:44:57,172 --> 00:44:58,434
- I don't know.

902
00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:00,392
I should call them.

903
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,089
I've been a little
wrapped up in the...

904
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,309
[insects chirring]
[owl hooting]

905
00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,528
I should call them.

906
00:45:10,011 --> 00:45:11,447
I'm gonna get some shuteye.

907
00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,406
Sleep well you crazy kids.

908
00:45:14,407 --> 00:45:15,537
- You too, man.

909
00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,235
See you tomorrow.

910
00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:18,411
- Goodnight.

911
00:45:26,941 --> 00:45:28,290
Are you okay?

912
00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:31,903
- Yeah.

913
00:45:33,165 --> 00:45:34,296
Are you okay?

914
00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:37,865
- I'm okay.

915
00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:46,221
[lips smacking]

916
00:45:49,398 --> 00:45:51,312
We should probably get to bed.

917
00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:52,270
- Absolutely.

918
00:45:52,271 --> 00:45:54,752
[Sarah chuckles]

919
00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,718
[stairs creaking]

920
00:46:05,327 --> 00:46:07,939
[all chanting]

921
00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:23,215
[Sarah chanting]

922
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,835
- [Sarah] Ancestors of
the Piscataway,

923
00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:38,404
those we have wronged,

924
00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:41,842
those whose lands
we have stolen,

925
00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:46,803
we ask you in all humility,

926
00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:50,416
and with every sense
of our unworthiness

927
00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:55,813
to guide our brother,
Jacko Fitzgerald,

928
00:46:56,901 --> 00:47:00,077
into the dark lands
beyond this one

929
00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:03,037
where he may be safe from
the pain of this world.

930
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,083
Forgive him his sins,

931
00:47:06,084 --> 00:47:09,913
and let him not fall into
the places of torment.

932
00:47:09,914 --> 00:47:13,091
We ask this in your mercy.

933
00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:17,747
We pray that you will reward
us, not as we deserve,

934
00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:20,794
but as we ask.

935
00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:27,714
[all chanting]

936
00:47:33,067 --> 00:47:35,591
[Sarah chanting]

937
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:41,597
[Sarah chanting]

938
00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:46,733
What'd you think?

939
00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:48,690
Too weird?

940
00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:51,389
- No, it was really interesting.

941
00:47:51,390 --> 00:47:53,608
- Interesting can
mean anything, Zach.

942
00:47:53,609 --> 00:47:55,523
- Yeah, you're right.

943
00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:56,611
[both chuckling]

944
00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:58,657
It's just, I was
a little behind.

945
00:47:58,658 --> 00:48:00,964
Like, clearly you guys have
been doing this for awhile.

946
00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:03,140
I just have some
catching up to do.

947
00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:04,881
- Well, you'll just
have to come back.

948
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:05,882
- Oh, definitely.

949
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:06,840
Yeah, definitely.

950
00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:13,063
- Okay, I shouldn't do this yet,

951
00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:14,152
but,

952
00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:18,896
this is your badge

953
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,115
if you really want
to be part of it.

954
00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:23,203
- No, I do.

955
00:48:23,204 --> 00:48:24,336
Yeah, I do.

956
00:48:25,554 --> 00:48:27,512
- Pin it to your
clothes [laughs],

957
00:48:27,513 --> 00:48:28,993
anywhere people can see it.

958
00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:34,085
It's a symbol of the
gate to the other side.

959
00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,914
We call it The Man in the Maze.

960
00:48:38,567 --> 00:48:39,699
- I like it.

961
00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:43,659
- I thought you would [laughs].

962
00:48:52,407 --> 00:48:55,019
[upbeat music]

963
00:49:03,027 --> 00:49:04,505
- I feel I do my best work

964
00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:07,378
when I got a little
buzz goin' on [laughs].

965
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,555
- I'm certainly willing
to give it a try.

966
00:49:10,512 --> 00:49:12,036
[Huey coughs]

967
00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,385
[Zach coughing]

968
00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:16,909
- [laughs] Oh, oh, hey.

969
00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:18,346
And have you seen this yet?

970
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:22,436
- What's up, y'all?
It's your boy Stinky Steve here,

971
00:49:22,437 --> 00:49:25,309
and I'm out here
offering $10,000

972
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,919
to the first homeless person

973
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,749
who can do a standing
jump over this trash can.

974
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,229
Let's meet our first contestant.

975
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:35,189
- Yo, this guy's
hilarious [laughs].

976
00:49:36,016 --> 00:49:39,106
- Yeah, he's pretty
funny, I guess.

977
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:40,977
[trash cans clattering]

978
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:41,934
- Oh!

979
00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:44,415
Yo, did you see that [laughs]!

980
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:46,765
[Huey coughing]

981
00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:48,550
- Hey, I think we
should get back.

982
00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:51,031
- Oh, shit, yeah.

983
00:49:51,945 --> 00:49:52,946
Thank you.

984
00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:58,733
Where'd I put those chainsaws?

985
00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,779
- We left them right inside.

986
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:03,477
- Oh yeah, that's right.
Okay [laughs].

987
00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:08,352
All right, let's go terrify
some motherfuckers [laughs].

988
00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:11,269
[music continues]

989
00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:18,972
[chainsaws whirring]
[upbeat music]

990
00:50:20,278 --> 00:50:22,323
[chainsaw stops]

991
00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:30,852
- What the fuck?

992
00:50:30,853 --> 00:50:32,332
[chainsaw whirring]

993
00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:33,855
- Hey, guys, no, stop!

994
00:50:33,856 --> 00:50:35,118
Stop!
- Oh!

995
00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:37,555
[chainsaw whirring]
[haunt goer gasps]

996
00:50:37,556 --> 00:50:40,428
[pensive music]
[haunt goer groaning]

997
00:50:45,129 --> 00:50:47,783
[haunt goer groaning]

998
00:50:52,701 --> 00:50:54,312
- [haunt goer] Oh, fuck!

999
00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:01,579
- All right, you're
gonna be all right.

1000
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:04,757
- Chopped my fuckin'
arm off, Jesus Christ.

1001
00:51:05,671 --> 00:51:08,891
[haunt goer groaning]

1002
00:51:10,241 --> 00:51:14,071
[frogs croaking]
[water splashing]

1003
00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:17,770
[footsteps approaching]

1004
00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:25,256
- [Huey] Is he okay?

1005
00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:28,389
- [Zach] They got him
to an ambulance.

1006
00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:32,567
He lost a lot of blood,
but he should be all right.

1007
00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:34,220
- [Huey] I don't know
what happened, man.

1008
00:51:34,221 --> 00:51:36,004
I swear to God, I don't.

1009
00:51:36,005 --> 00:51:37,180
- I know.

1010
00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:38,573
I know, me neither.

1011
00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:41,707
You gotta come back, though.

1012
00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:43,796
They're looking for you.

1013
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:52,805
- I'm fucked, aren't I?

1014
00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:57,330
- Just tell them the truth.

1015
00:51:57,331 --> 00:51:59,159
- [scoffs] Yeah.

1016
00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:02,771
Like they gonna believe that.

1017
00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:06,993
Fuck.

1018
00:52:11,606 --> 00:52:12,738
I'm fucked.

1019
00:52:18,222 --> 00:52:20,745
[sullen music]

1020
00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:23,748
I didn't know man, I swear.

1021
00:52:23,749 --> 00:52:26,055
I swear to God, I didn't know.

1022
00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,628
[door closing]

1023
00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:38,851
[door closing]

1024
00:52:45,292 --> 00:52:48,208
[engine rumbling]

1025
00:52:59,872 --> 00:53:01,787
- It's those fuckers
at Phantom Wood.

1026
00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:03,484
It's gotta be.

1027
00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,616
They've been tryin'
to find a way

1028
00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:07,358
to bring us down for
years and this is it.

1029
00:53:08,663 --> 00:53:09,968
I mean, who would go
to a haunted forest

1030
00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:12,493
where people get cut
up by real chainsaws?

1031
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,366
Jacko was one thing,
but this is...

1032
00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:19,370
This is probably the end.

1033
00:53:23,156 --> 00:53:24,549
- It's late, Mark.

1034
00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,638
Maybe you should get some sleep.

1035
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,468
- Sleep isn't gonna
fix this, Susie.

1036
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:32,817
I gotta fix this.

1037
00:53:32,818 --> 00:53:34,211
I gotta find a way out.

1038
00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:38,084
[insects chirring]
[owl hooting]

1039
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,828
- [sighs] Maybe it is
best that you pack it in.

1040
00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,314
- You know what this
place means to me.

1041
00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:53,316
- [Susie] Yeah, I know.

1042
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,970
- Then how could you say that?

1043
00:53:56,711 --> 00:54:00,672
- 'Cause Mark, you're not the
only person in this family.

1044
00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,245
I'm gonna go to bed.

1045
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,637
Goodnight, Zach.

1046
00:54:10,638 --> 00:54:11,683
- Goodnight.

1047
00:54:16,470 --> 00:54:17,950
[bottle thuds]

1048
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,912
- You really don't
know what happened?

1049
00:54:25,218 --> 00:54:27,480
- I told you, I
didn't see anything.

1050
00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,353
- You were right there, Zach.

1051
00:54:31,050 --> 00:54:34,357
You held one of those
chainsaws in your hands.

1052
00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:36,663
You didn't notice
anything different?

1053
00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:39,536
You didn't see anything?
You didn't hear anything?

1054
00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:40,668
Nothing?

1055
00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:42,235
Really?

1056
00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:49,068
- I noticed the chain five
seconds before it happened.

1057
00:54:50,025 --> 00:54:53,071
I tried to warn them,
but it was too loud.

1058
00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:54,378
They couldn't hear me.

1059
00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,598
- And that's it?

1060
00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,904
That's all you have to say?

1061
00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,385
- I don't know what
you want from me, Mark.

1062
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,169
You think I don't feel terrible?

1063
00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:05,736
I feel terrible.

1064
00:55:05,737 --> 00:55:07,564
You think I don't blame myself?

1065
00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:08,696
Of course I do.

1066
00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:10,523
But I had no reason to believe

1067
00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,308
that anything like
this could happen.

1068
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,615
I don't know what's going
on anymore than you do.

1069
00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,531
Blaming me is not
gonna solve anything.

1070
00:55:18,663 --> 00:55:21,404
- You're right, you're right.

1071
00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:22,449
I'm sorry.

1072
00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:27,061
I'm drunk and I'm
fuckin' devastated.

1073
00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:29,063
But, no you're right.

1074
00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:31,066
This isn't your fault [sighs].

1075
00:55:32,851 --> 00:55:33,939
I apologize.

1076
00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:37,551
- It's okay, it's okay.

1077
00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,424
We're both exhausted.

1078
00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:43,078
We should get some sleep.

1079
00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:45,951
- Yeah, you're right.

1080
00:55:47,779 --> 00:55:48,996
You should go on up.

1081
00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:50,347
I'm gonna clean up
down here for a bit.

1082
00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:52,740
- All right.

1083
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,570
Sleep well.

1084
00:55:57,571 --> 00:55:59,267
- Yeah, you too man.

1085
00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:00,357
You too.

1086
00:56:14,283 --> 00:56:15,763
[bottle thuds]

1087
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:23,162
[birds chirping]

1088
00:56:36,175 --> 00:56:39,047
[water splashing]

1089
00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:46,533
[engine rumbling]

1090
00:56:49,884 --> 00:56:52,670
[log clattering]

1091
00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,716
So, I've spoken to the
police, spoken to the town.

1092
00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:58,196
They're still deciding

1093
00:56:58,197 --> 00:57:00,329
whether they're gonna let
us open next weekend or not.

1094
00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:03,114
In the meantime,

1095
00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:06,160
we have a lot of questions
we need to answer.

1096
00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:07,424
What happened to Jacko?

1097
00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,513
What happened with
the chainsaws?

1098
00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,080
Are the two things connected?

1099
00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,041
Just what the fuck is
happening here anyway?

1100
00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:28,401
If anyone knows anything,

1101
00:57:29,358 --> 00:57:33,493
anything that might give
us a clue about all this,

1102
00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:36,975
this would be a great
time for you to speak up.

1103
00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:40,238
This is not a joke.

1104
00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:41,326
This is not funny.

1105
00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,937
This is literally
life and death.

1106
00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:46,418
And if you know anything
that could help us,

1107
00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:49,508
you have a moral and
professional obligation

1108
00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:52,860
to come forward right now.

1109
00:58:01,608 --> 00:58:02,870
Okay, then.

1110
00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,786
You're probably wondering what
we're gonna do this weekend.

1111
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:09,267
What we're gonna do is
we are gonna prepare

1112
00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:10,616
to open for Halloween

1113
00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:14,577
as if we are 100% certain
of getting permission.

1114
00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:17,624
Needless to say, there
will be no chainsaws.

1115
00:58:18,712 --> 00:58:21,105
There will be new
safety procedures

1116
00:58:21,106 --> 00:58:22,585
and there will be
a buddy system.

1117
00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:24,064
There will be double checks

1118
00:58:24,065 --> 00:58:27,504
and triple checks on every
single piece of equipment.

1119
00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:31,072
Any questions?

1120
00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:35,337
Zach?

1121
00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:39,646
- Are we sure we want
to open next weekend?

1122
00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:49,613
- Any other questions?

1123
00:58:54,139 --> 00:58:56,794
Okay, let's get to work.

1124
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:19,903
- So, if one of the major
themes we're dealing

1125
00:59:19,904 --> 00:59:23,341
with here is the conflict
between love and duty,

1126
00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:25,517
is there a character
who exemplifies

1127
00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:27,520
that conflict
especially clearly?

1128
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:29,652
Is there someone who really

1129
00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:32,003
does seem perfectly
poised between the two?

1130
00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:34,571
Mary?

1131
00:59:37,878 --> 00:59:40,620
[teacher sighs]

1132
00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,144
Shh.

1133
00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:49,715
So, I suppose we could
argue that in a sense,

1134
00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:52,500
it's less of a question

1135
00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:55,199
of love versus duty
than a question

1136
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,071
of different duties
conflicting with one another

1137
00:59:58,072 --> 00:59:59,856
because love itself can be seen

1138
00:59:59,857 --> 01:00:02,423
as a kind of obligation or...

1139
01:00:02,424 --> 01:00:05,513
[chainsaw whirring]

1140
01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,038
Are you awake now?

1141
01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:16,699
- Hey.

1142
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:18,178
- Sorry, I must have...

1143
01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,136
- It's okay.

1144
01:00:19,137 --> 01:00:20,660
It looked like you needed it.

1145
01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:28,146
Zach, are you okay?

1146
01:00:29,408 --> 01:00:31,715
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

1147
01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,413
- Do you wanna talk about it?

1148
01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:36,588
- About what?

1149
01:00:36,589 --> 01:00:38,546
- About why you
haven't been sleeping?

1150
01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:40,461
- What do you mean?
I was literally just sleeping--

1151
01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:41,549
- At night, Zach.

1152
01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,595
You haven't been
sleeping at night.

1153
01:00:43,596 --> 01:00:45,292
It's pretty obvious.

1154
01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:46,598
It's also pretty obvious

1155
01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:48,819
that your mind's a
million miles away.

1156
01:00:51,212 --> 01:00:53,431
- Yeah, it's been stressful.

1157
01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:56,130
You know, The Forest,
it's been a lot.

1158
01:00:57,262 --> 01:00:59,568
- Do you really think they're
gonna reopen this weekend?

1159
01:01:00,395 --> 01:01:01,962
- [Zach] I don't know.

1160
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:05,269
- You don't have to
go back, you know?

1161
01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:06,488
- I know.

1162
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,447
- But you're going to.

1163
01:01:09,448 --> 01:01:11,144
- I mean, it's Halloween.

1164
01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:12,669
Where else would I be?

1165
01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:15,235
- Some people go to parties.

1166
01:01:15,236 --> 01:01:17,238
- I'm not one of those people.

1167
01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:19,719
- I know.

1168
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,595
[upbeat music]

1169
01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,249
- [Zach on loudspeaker]
Ladies and gentlemen,

1170
01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,948
we assure you that
all of our attractions

1171
01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:34,472
are now completely safe.

1172
01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:38,824
We have chased away all the
chainsaw wielding maniacs

1173
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:42,349
and their bodies
will never be found.

1174
01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:45,788
So, relax, enjoy yourselves

1175
01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:49,443
and remember that any
screaming that you may hear

1176
01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,968
is all just part of the show.

1177
01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:54,711
Or at least, let's hope so.

1178
01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:58,670
- [Kim] That was pretty good.

1179
01:01:58,671 --> 01:01:59,627
You have a knack for this.

1180
01:01:59,628 --> 01:02:00,934
- Oh, thanks.

1181
01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:03,807
Yeah, I love this
Halloween stuff.

1182
01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:06,504
- Well, I think you
can take it from here.

1183
01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:08,854
I'll be at the Witch's
Hut if you need me.

1184
01:02:08,855 --> 01:02:09,812
- Thanks, Kim.

1185
01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:11,117
See you later.

1186
01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:13,773
[upbeat music]

1187
01:02:15,949 --> 01:02:17,124
- [Carly] Hey, creepy.

1188
01:02:19,648 --> 01:02:20,736
- Carly?

1189
01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,346
What the hell are
you doing here?

1190
01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:24,218
- Where else would
I be on Halloween?

1191
01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:27,004
- You look,

1192
01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:30,658
very spooky.

1193
01:02:30,659 --> 01:02:32,923
- [laughs] Why, thank you.

1194
01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:36,360
- Hey, do you want me to show

1195
01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:37,970
you around the
control booth here?

1196
01:02:37,971 --> 01:02:40,277
- Oh, I'm sorry, did you think
that I came all the way

1197
01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:41,975
out here to just
hang out with you?

1198
01:02:43,107 --> 01:02:44,629
- Yeah.
Yeah, I guess you're right.

1199
01:02:44,630 --> 01:02:45,978
I'm sorry.
- Zach, I'm kidding.

1200
01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:47,981
Yes, I'd love to
come inside, please.

1201
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,506
- All right. Yeah, yeah.
Just come around the side.

1202
01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:53,595
- Yeah.

1203
01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:00,298
Okay.

1204
01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:02,779
Talkin' about creepy.

1205
01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:05,825
- Yeah, but that's
not the good part.

1206
01:03:07,392 --> 01:03:09,568
This is the good part.

1207
01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:12,222
- May I?

1208
01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:13,485
- Be my guest?

1209
01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:19,839
- [chuckles] Um...

1210
01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:23,887
[over loudspeaker]
Would the...

1211
01:03:24,626 --> 01:03:29,065
owner of the bloodied
carriage being pulled

1212
01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:31,067
by two decapitated
horses please

1213
01:03:31,068 --> 01:03:34,461
make your way to
the control booth?

1214
01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:37,074
You left your lights on.

1215
01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:40,206
- That, that was,
that was really good.

1216
01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:42,427
- You know, honestly, I
think I could get into this.

1217
01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:44,689
- It's like a whole
different side of you.

1218
01:03:44,690 --> 01:03:46,953
- Yeah, but you don't know
everything about me, Zach.

1219
01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:48,781
- Apparently not.

1220
01:03:51,305 --> 01:03:52,479
[fingers snapping]
Lemme try one.

1221
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,611
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1222
01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:55,266
[Zach's throat clears]
All right.

1223
01:03:57,659 --> 01:04:01,793
[over loudspeaker] If you have
lost a seven-year-old child

1224
01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,316
named Algernon,

1225
01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:07,190
please come to the main
entrance and claim him.

1226
01:04:07,191 --> 01:04:10,062
He is wearing a
Victorian nightgown

1227
01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:14,632
and seems to be invoking
demons in ancient Babylonian.

1228
01:04:14,633 --> 01:04:17,287
Please come quickly.

1229
01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:19,506
His head is now
rotating backwards.

1230
01:04:19,507 --> 01:04:21,769
[Carly chuckles]

1231
01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:22,945
- Okay, wait, no,
gimme, no, gimme.

1232
01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,208
I've got one.

1233
01:04:25,165 --> 01:04:28,820
[bugs chirping]
[anticipatory music]

1234
01:04:28,821 --> 01:04:29,777
- What's up, y'all?

1235
01:04:29,778 --> 01:04:31,736
It's your boy Stinky Steve here.

1236
01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:34,913
And today I'm out here at
the legendary Haunted Forest

1237
01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:36,654
where we're about
to take an exclusive

1238
01:04:36,655 --> 01:04:40,876
all VIP tour of their
famous Trail of Terror.

1239
01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,573
What kind of VIPs you ask?

1240
01:04:42,574 --> 01:04:43,966
Let's check 'em out.

1241
01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:46,011
From "Housewives of
Montgomery County,"

1242
01:04:46,012 --> 01:04:47,970
that's Ashley Delaso.

1243
01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:49,797
Say hi, Ashley.
- Hey.

1244
01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:54,063
- Next up, we got none
other than DJ Coronary.

1245
01:04:54,064 --> 01:04:55,803
Say what's up, DJ?

1246
01:04:55,804 --> 01:04:56,761
- What's up?

1247
01:04:56,762 --> 01:04:58,067
- [laughs] Yeah.

1248
01:04:58,068 --> 01:04:59,242
And last but not least,

1249
01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:02,854
we have Grammy
nominated superstar,

1250
01:05:02,855 --> 01:05:05,639
Fly the Freak Nasty.

1251
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,337
How's it hangin', Fly?

1252
01:05:07,338 --> 01:05:09,426
- Get outta here.

1253
01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:10,775
- All right, all right,

1254
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:12,777
let's get this show on
the road now, shall we?

1255
01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:14,779
See my boy Mark
comin' over here now.

1256
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:15,998
Mark runs this place.

1257
01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:18,609
If he's here, then
it's game time.

1258
01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:20,045
- All right guys,

1259
01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:22,091
we still have a few people
filing outta the exits.

1260
01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:24,571
We're sweepin' the trail,
making sure it's clear.

1261
01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:27,400
Then we're gonna send
you guys down one by one

1262
01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:28,967
so you get the whole experience.

1263
01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:30,447
Should be about
five or 10 minutes.

1264
01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:31,752
Sound good?

1265
01:05:31,753 --> 01:05:33,712
- Flippin' fabbo-fantabbo,
my main man.

1266
01:05:34,756 --> 01:05:36,540
- All right.
[chuckles] Okay.

1267
01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:37,934
I'll see you guys in a few.

1268
01:05:39,892 --> 01:05:42,025
[Steve chuckles]

1269
01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:46,506
Hey, you guys can take off.

1270
01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:47,855
We're closed to the public.

1271
01:05:47,856 --> 01:05:49,945
We're just clearin' out
the last few stragglers.

1272
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:52,077
- No problem, Mark.
We'll see you next year.

1273
01:05:52,078 --> 01:05:53,297
- [Mark] See ya.

1274
01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:56,255
Hey, I'm lovin'
the announcements,

1275
01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:59,041
but who's the witch?

1276
01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:00,216
- Mark, meet my friend Carly.

1277
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:01,608
Carly, my cousin, Mark.

1278
01:06:01,609 --> 01:06:02,914
- You're friends with
this knucklehead.

1279
01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:04,046
What's wrong with you?

1280
01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:05,264
- Mm, he got grandfathered in.

1281
01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:06,787
We've known each other
since I was five.

1282
01:06:06,788 --> 01:06:08,398
- [Mark] Mm, you have
my condolences.

1283
01:06:08,399 --> 01:06:10,182
- Oh [chuckles].
- Nice to meet you.

1284
01:06:10,183 --> 01:06:12,402
Hey, you can start cleanin' up.
We closed the trail.

1285
01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:13,925
We're down to the VIPs.

1286
01:06:13,926 --> 01:06:16,362
- Shit, I didn't get a chance
to check out the trail.

1287
01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:18,930
- I didn't realize it
had gotten so late. My bad.

1288
01:06:18,931 --> 01:06:21,193
- Well, you're
lucky I wandered by.

1289
01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:22,716
Come on, I'll get you in line.

1290
01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:23,935
- Seriously?

1291
01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:25,328
- You're a friend
of Zach's, right?

1292
01:06:25,329 --> 01:06:26,807
That makes you a VIP.

1293
01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:27,940
Come on.

1294
01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:29,810
- Yeah, go for it.

1295
01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,813
Yeah, I still have
some cleanup to do.

1296
01:06:32,162 --> 01:06:33,292
- I'll see you after.

1297
01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:34,772
- Yeah, I'll find you.

1298
01:06:34,773 --> 01:06:36,165
- Come on, come on.

1299
01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:37,166
They probably already
started lettin' people in.

1300
01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,124
- [Carly] Okay, okay [laughs].

1301
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,387
Thank you.

1302
01:06:43,738 --> 01:06:45,391
- [Mark] It's your
first time here?

1303
01:06:45,392 --> 01:06:47,176
- Yeah, no, I'm kind of a wimp
with these sort of things,

1304
01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,307
but I'm excited.
- [Mark] Oh, don't worry.

1305
01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,569
- No, it'll be a good time.
- Okay.

1306
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,137
- Just have fun with it.
- [Carly] All right.

1307
01:06:53,748 --> 01:06:56,447
[mellow music]

1308
01:06:58,318 --> 01:07:00,842
- All right, I'm
on the trail now.

1309
01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:03,584
Not freakin' out yet.

1310
01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:07,066
There's definitely
some kinda atmosphere.

1311
01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:11,983
Feels like somethin's
about to happen any minute.

1312
01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,680
[yells] Fuck!
[scarer laughs]

1313
01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:15,291
What the fuck?

1314
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,120
[gasps] Jesus!

1315
01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:20,035
Scared the shit out of me.

1316
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,125
[laughs] Well
played, pumpkin man.

1317
01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,388
Well played.

1318
01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:27,172
All right, if that's
the worst it gets,

1319
01:07:27,173 --> 01:07:29,392
I think I can handle it.

1320
01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:32,482
Ah, heart is poundin' though.

1321
01:07:32,483 --> 01:07:33,614
Like, legit.

1322
01:07:34,485 --> 01:07:36,138
Adrenaline's lightin' me up.

1323
01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:37,140
It's wild.

1324
01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:40,707
I can do this.

1325
01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:41,882
I just gotta keep
my wits about me.

1326
01:07:41,883 --> 01:07:43,493
Ah!

1327
01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:44,885
Hey, you gotta be
more careful, man.

1328
01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:46,670
That shit's expensive.

1329
01:07:46,671 --> 01:07:48,672
Hey [groans]!

1330
01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:50,500
Hey!
Not so hard, man.

1331
01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:52,110
It actually hurts.

1332
01:07:52,111 --> 01:07:54,373
Can I get my camera
back, please?

1333
01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:56,027
I'm a professional.

1334
01:07:56,028 --> 01:07:57,028
I'm an influencer.

1335
01:07:57,029 --> 01:07:59,292
I need to be getting all this.

1336
01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,468
All right, look.

1337
01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,991
You're scarin' me, all right?

1338
01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:05,428
You fucking scared me.

1339
01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:06,603
Great job.

1340
01:08:06,604 --> 01:08:08,214
Now can you please just like...

1341
01:08:11,870 --> 01:08:13,872
You're not a part of
the show, are you?

1342
01:08:15,178 --> 01:08:16,396
Shit.

1343
01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:20,400
[Steve yelling]
[blood gushing]

1344
01:08:22,402 --> 01:08:23,924
[Zach chuckles]

1345
01:08:23,925 --> 01:08:27,059
[music continues]
[indistinct singing]

1346
01:08:29,148 --> 01:08:32,716
- Yeah, so honestly, it's
like totally lame so far.

1347
01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:35,110
It's like super
cheesy and everything.

1348
01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,938
Can't wait to get to the club
as soon as I get outta here.

1349
01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:39,897
- Did I show you what
I'm wearing tonight?

1350
01:08:39,898 --> 01:08:40,941
- O-m-g, no.

1351
01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,639
What is it?

1352
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,033
O-m-g, you slut.

1353
01:08:45,469 --> 01:08:47,209
O-m-g, that is filthy.

1354
01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:48,210
- [Ashley's Friend]
What do you think?

1355
01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:49,428
Is Sean gonna like it?

1356
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,561
- Sean is gonna
freak the fuck out.

1357
01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:53,693
He's gonna lose his shit.

1358
01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:55,565
You look like a
$10 million whore

1359
01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:57,219
and I love that for you.

1360
01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,742
- [Ashley's Friend] Hey Ash,

1361
01:08:58,743 --> 01:09:00,396
there's something
behind you, like a rope.

1362
01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:02,920
- It's just gonna be
some stupid jump scare.

1363
01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:05,227
I'm telling you,
I am so over this.

1364
01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:07,359
[Ashley screams]

1365
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:11,234
[music continues]
[singer vocalizing]

1366
01:09:12,017 --> 01:09:15,585
- Okay, no problem.

1367
01:09:15,586 --> 01:09:17,544
It's just a haunted house.

1368
01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:19,763
[sighs] It's just for fun.

1369
01:09:19,764 --> 01:09:22,245
All right, everything's fine.

1370
01:09:23,246 --> 01:09:25,422
Everything is fine.

1371
01:09:26,379 --> 01:09:27,946
Just crossin' this bridge.

1372
01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:30,991
Perfectly safe.

1373
01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,210
Built up to code.

1374
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:33,472
[chainsaw whirring]

1375
01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:34,909
Shit!

1376
01:09:35,388 --> 01:09:38,912
[DJ Coronary laughs]

1377
01:09:38,913 --> 01:09:40,262
Shit, man.

1378
01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:41,350
You got me.

1379
01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:43,700
All right, you
got me good, okay?

1380
01:09:43,701 --> 01:09:46,791
[chainsaws revving]

1381
01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:49,967
Okay?

1382
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,230
I mentioned this to Mark,

1383
01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:55,234
but I mean, I do have
a heart condition.

1384
01:09:56,496 --> 01:10:00,631
That's why they call
me DJ Coronary [laughs].

1385
01:10:01,501 --> 01:10:05,330
I actually got a quintuple
bypass back in April.

1386
01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:08,638
So, if there's a version of this

1387
01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:11,423
you know, that's a little
bit more mellow,

1388
01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:13,121
I'd really appreciate that.

1389
01:10:14,558 --> 01:10:17,430
Is that something that we
can work out with you guys?

1390
01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,432
Gentlemen?

1391
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:24,044
Fellas?

1392
01:10:24,045 --> 01:10:26,961
Hey, can you hear me?

1393
01:10:29,007 --> 01:10:30,617
Hey, I'm serious!

1394
01:10:31,749 --> 01:10:33,229
I'm not fucking around!

1395
01:10:34,534 --> 01:10:37,494
[music continues]

1396
01:10:49,636 --> 01:10:51,551
[Zach sighs]

1397
01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:54,074
- [bodyguard #1] Man,
you're trippin'.

1398
01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:55,641
Eminem's not even top five.

1399
01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:58,078
- [bodyguard #2] All right,
then who's in your top five?

1400
01:10:58,079 --> 01:10:59,079
Fuckin' Shakespeare?

1401
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,777
Fuckin' Jesus?

1402
01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:04,563
- God, dude, Dre,
Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z.

1403
01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:06,783
- All right, all right.
That's three.

1404
01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:08,132
Who else?

1405
01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:10,352
- I mean, for me, Common's
gotta be up there.

1406
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:11,918
You know, I'm really into that
socially conscious shit.

1407
01:11:11,919 --> 01:11:14,181
- [bodyguard #2] All right, now
I know you ain't serious.

1408
01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:17,751
- How much of a raise do the two
of you need to shut the fuck up?

1409
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:21,232
- Extra $10 an hour.

1410
01:11:21,233 --> 01:11:22,365
- Shut the fuck up.

1411
01:11:23,975 --> 01:11:25,889
- Hey, y'all smell gas?

1412
01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:27,631
[explosion booming]
Oh, shit!

1413
01:11:27,935 --> 01:11:31,852
[singer singing indistinctly]

1414
01:11:33,811 --> 01:11:36,378
[skeleton clatters]

1415
01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:37,901
- Oh, goddammit.

1416
01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:41,819
[singer singing indistinctly]

1417
01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:54,266
[music quiets]

1418
01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:57,399
- Had to have like 19 pins
put into his right knee.

1419
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,139
That's why he limps.

1420
01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:02,142
They've been ripping off
everything we've done for years,

1421
01:12:02,143 --> 01:12:04,406
and Mark thinks it
makes us look bad too.

1422
01:12:04,407 --> 01:12:06,583
- It's those fuckers
at Phantom Wood.

1423
01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:08,106
It's gotta be.

1424
01:12:08,846 --> 01:12:10,542
You're a friend
of Zach's, right?

1425
01:12:10,543 --> 01:12:12,065
That makes you a VIP.

1426
01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:13,154
Come on.

1427
01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:18,290
- Oh, shit.

1428
01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:22,163
Oh, shit.
Carly!

1429
01:12:24,862 --> 01:12:27,647
[dramatic music]

1430
01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:56,937
[music continues]

1431
01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:10,646
[Zach panting]

1432
01:13:10,647 --> 01:13:11,865
[Carly grunts]

1433
01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:13,650
- Let her go, Mark.

1434
01:13:15,173 --> 01:13:16,609
I know what you did.

1435
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,483
I called the cops back.

1436
01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,224
They're already on their way.

1437
01:13:24,835 --> 01:13:27,358
You're not getting
away with any of this.

1438
01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:30,536
You don't want another
murder to answer for.

1439
01:13:35,106 --> 01:13:38,326
I guess Captain Ahab was
just an accident, right?

1440
01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:40,807
Maybe an impulse?

1441
01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:43,853
I saw you arguing with him.

1442
01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:45,507
You followed him
back to his car.

1443
01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:46,857
Is that where it happened?

1444
01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:50,034
It's just a crime of passion.

1445
01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:55,082
But then Jacko saw you,
or he saw too much,

1446
01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:59,085
so you had to take care of him.

1447
01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:01,437
And that was a little
easier than you expected.

1448
01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:04,482
After that who knows?

1449
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,310
Maybe you got a taste for it.

1450
01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:07,878
Maybe you wanted the publicity.

1451
01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:10,575
Tonight, you murdered
the most famous people

1452
01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:12,664
you could get to come here.

1453
01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:14,058
Is that what this is about?

1454
01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:17,061
Just some free promotion.

1455
01:14:17,931 --> 01:14:19,542
You've lost the plot, Mark.

1456
01:14:20,717 --> 01:14:22,935
There's no way this
ends well for you.

1457
01:14:22,936 --> 01:14:27,418
Just let her go and
I'll testify for you.

1458
01:14:27,419 --> 01:14:30,552
I'll say that you,
you showed mercy,

1459
01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,119
that you were truly repentant.

1460
01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:39,997
But if you hurt her, in any way,

1461
01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:43,260
I will make sure
that you never see

1462
01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:45,393
the outside of a prison again.

1463
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:51,182
[unsettling music]

1464
01:15:00,365 --> 01:15:03,455
[Mark panting]

1465
01:15:08,329 --> 01:15:11,245
[music continues]

1466
01:15:19,123 --> 01:15:21,212
- [Sarah] You're giving Mark
way too much credit.

1467
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,954
He could never pull
all of this off.

1468
01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:27,087
He doesn't have the vision.

1469
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:29,698
- I'm dreaming.

1470
01:15:29,699 --> 01:15:30,960
I'm dreaming, I'm
dreaming, I'm dreaming.

1471
01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:32,745
- No, no, no,
you're not dreaming.

1472
01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:35,400
You're learning something.

1473
01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,619
We're all guilty, Zach.

1474
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:41,144
You, me, Mark, even his
adorable little children.

1475
01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:43,626
We were born guilty, Zach.

1476
01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:46,193
We have to pay.

1477
01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:52,285
You think it's enough to
sit cross-legged and chant?

1478
01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,985
You think that washes away
the sins of our people?

1479
01:15:56,595 --> 01:15:57,944
I see them, Zach.

1480
01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:02,557
They're all around us.

1481
01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,213
Behind you, behind
me, everywhere.

1482
01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:09,173
They are crying
out for vengeance

1483
01:16:10,522 --> 01:16:12,263
and only blood can
wash out blood.

1484
01:16:13,003 --> 01:16:15,179
[Carly panting]

1485
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,530
- You're insane.

1486
01:16:20,097 --> 01:16:22,533
- This world is insane.

1487
01:16:22,534 --> 01:16:25,014
We live and laugh and love

1488
01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:27,583
on the graves of the
people we slaughtered.

1489
01:16:29,454 --> 01:16:31,151
I won't be part of it anymore.

1490
01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:36,592
My ceremony will
finally bring peace,

1491
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,855
and justice to the dead.

1492
01:16:39,856 --> 01:16:42,859
[unsettling music]

1493
01:16:53,434 --> 01:16:55,131
- You guys can't be serious.

1494
01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:57,524
What are you gonna
do, sacrifice Mark?

1495
01:16:57,525 --> 01:16:58,700
What is that gonna
do for anyone?

1496
01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:00,092
What is that gonna
do for the dead?

1497
01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:02,879
- It's going to give
them rest, Zach.

1498
01:17:05,142 --> 01:17:06,404
Just watch.

1499
01:17:08,798 --> 01:17:10,147
You'll understand.

1500
01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:13,628
Get her ready.

1501
01:17:13,629 --> 01:17:18,503
[Carly yelling]
[dramatic music]

1502
01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:28,426
Restless spirits of
this place, hear us.

1503
01:17:29,035 --> 01:17:31,123
[Carly sobbing]

1504
01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:33,865
We offer you this flesh
for the expiation

1505
01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:35,432
of all the [Mark yelling
drowns out speech].

1506
01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:36,913
[Sarah exclaims]

1507
01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:44,660
- Run!

1508
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,618
Go!

1509
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:48,750
Run!

1510
01:17:48,751 --> 01:17:54,321
[chainsaw whirring]
[Mark screaming]

1511
01:17:55,322 --> 01:17:58,630
[tense music]

1512
01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:04,896
- Hold still.

1513
01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:06,115
[Carly groaning]

1514
01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:07,116
What?

1515
01:18:07,117 --> 01:18:09,119
[Carly groaning]

1516
01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,295
- I said be careful.

1517
01:18:12,296 --> 01:18:13,557
- Oh, all right, right.

1518
01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:14,690
No worries.

1519
01:18:18,302 --> 01:18:20,521
[rope snapping]

1520
01:18:25,135 --> 01:18:26,702
[Zach sighs]

1521
01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:31,707
- Are the cops really coming?

1522
01:18:34,187 --> 01:18:36,537
- No, I was bluffing.

1523
01:18:38,801 --> 01:18:40,845
- You are such an idiot.

1524
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:42,499
- I know.
I'm sorry.

1525
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:45,459
I just, I just like, I was
just trying to--

1526
01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:58,734
So...

1527
01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:02,085
- So.

1528
01:19:05,175 --> 01:19:07,133
There's a cult
trying to murder us.

1529
01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:09,527
- Yeah.

1530
01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:11,659
- So...

1531
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:16,315
we can talk about
the rest of this later.

1532
01:19:16,316 --> 01:19:17,622
- Sounds good.

1533
01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:25,978
- I don't hear them.

1534
01:19:26,936 --> 01:19:28,589
- They're gonna be coming soon.

1535
01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:32,637
- Do you have a plan?

1536
01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:35,553
- Gimme a second.

1537
01:19:41,472 --> 01:19:42,733
Okay.

1538
01:19:42,734 --> 01:19:44,388
Yes, I have a plan.

1539
01:19:48,653 --> 01:19:51,264
[spooky music]

1540
01:20:10,153 --> 01:20:11,283
- Whoa!

1541
01:20:11,284 --> 01:20:12,763
[Jordan screams]
- [Sarah] Shit!

1542
01:20:12,764 --> 01:20:17,813
[witch laughs]
[music continues]

1543
01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:31,304
- Is that the best
you could do [panting]?

1544
01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:35,656
- [Carly] Hey, Sarah.

1545
01:20:36,266 --> 01:20:38,921
[upbeat music]

1546
01:20:44,491 --> 01:20:46,711
He liked me better, anyway.

1547
01:21:05,948 --> 01:21:08,864
[music continues]

1548
01:21:25,619 --> 01:21:28,231
[Zach panting]

1549
01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:36,761
- All right.

1550
01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:38,502
Here we go.

1551
01:21:41,853 --> 01:21:44,595
[Sarah panting]

1552
01:21:47,337 --> 01:21:49,947
- She's here somewhere,
I can feel it.

1553
01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,253
[Sarah screams]

1554
01:21:51,254 --> 01:21:55,911
[chainsaws whirring]
[cult members yelling]

1555
01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:03,700
Great work.

1556
01:22:03,701 --> 01:22:05,310
She's definitely dead now.

1557
01:22:05,311 --> 01:22:08,010
[blood gushing]

1558
01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:11,578
[body thuds]

1559
01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:18,715
You're helping me, you know?

1560
01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:20,892
We were never supposed
to survive this.

1561
01:22:21,893 --> 01:22:24,026
This is all part
of the sacrifice.

1562
01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:27,855
- Yeah, well, happy to help.

1563
01:22:28,726 --> 01:22:29,901
- Wait, what?

1564
01:22:30,554 --> 01:22:32,163
Sarah, that's not
what we talked about.

1565
01:22:32,164 --> 01:22:37,169
[chainsaw whirring]
[Kim screaming]

1566
01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:40,737
[Sarah panting]

1567
01:22:40,738 --> 01:22:41,913
[Kim's body thuds]

1568
01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:46,831
[Zach panting]
[chainsaw rumbling]

1569
01:22:50,008 --> 01:22:54,926
- Zach, this is a totally
different side of you.

1570
01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:58,798
I like it.

1571
01:22:58,799 --> 01:23:00,192
- You killed my cousin.

1572
01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:03,413
I don't give a
shit what you like.

1573
01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:05,502
- [Carly] Zach, wait.

1574
01:23:06,851 --> 01:23:07,983
She's done.

1575
01:23:08,548 --> 01:23:10,332
She's not even armed.
[chainsaw stops]

1576
01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,073
We don't need to kill her.

1577
01:23:12,074 --> 01:23:14,206
Besides, she'll
suffer more in prison.

1578
01:23:15,512 --> 01:23:16,730
- [Sarah] She's right.

1579
01:23:18,384 --> 01:23:19,603
I deserve to suffer.

1580
01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:22,867
We all do.

1581
01:23:23,694 --> 01:23:24,782
I'm not exempt.

1582
01:23:26,566 --> 01:23:32,137
I know you think I'm a
monster, and you're right.

1583
01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,357
But the way that I felt for you,

1584
01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,273
the way that I
still feel for you,

1585
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:41,276
that has always been 100%.

1586
01:23:41,277 --> 01:23:43,843
[spray hissing]
[Zach groaning]

1587
01:23:43,844 --> 01:23:45,845
- Zach, Zach, are you okay?

1588
01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:46,977
- Where is she going?

1589
01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:48,631
- She's heading
towards the exit.

1590
01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:50,285
- She said something
about Mark's kids.

1591
01:23:50,286 --> 01:23:51,809
Just go, go, go.

1592
01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:56,248
[pensive music]

1593
01:24:10,958 --> 01:24:14,310
[Sarah grunts and pants]

1594
01:24:21,839 --> 01:24:22,839
- [Mark] Sarah?

1595
01:24:22,840 --> 01:24:26,931
[Sarah panting]
[eerie music]

1596
01:24:36,767 --> 01:24:38,073
- Mark?

1597
01:24:38,421 --> 01:24:39,813
- Hey, listen, I...

1598
01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:43,948
I don't blame you.

1599
01:24:45,689 --> 01:24:47,517
You did what you
thought was right.

1600
01:24:48,909 --> 01:24:49,997
But you can rest now.

1601
01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,261
You hear me?

1602
01:24:53,697 --> 01:24:54,828
Your work is done.

1603
01:24:56,178 --> 01:24:57,744
You can go to sleep.

1604
01:25:00,573 --> 01:25:01,879
- Are you sure?

1605
01:25:04,969 --> 01:25:06,101
- I'm sure.

1606
01:25:06,884 --> 01:25:10,147
[Sarah whimpers]

1607
01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:13,063
[Sarah sniffles]

1608
01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:14,500
Shh.

1609
01:25:16,546 --> 01:25:18,678
[Carly panting]

1610
01:25:28,862 --> 01:25:31,604
[insects chirring]

1611
01:25:47,881 --> 01:25:51,842
[knife thuds]
[Carly gasps]

1612
01:26:05,290 --> 01:26:09,381
[Sarah thuds]
[Carly gasping]

1613
01:26:11,035 --> 01:26:13,690
[thunder rumbling]

1614
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:26,181
[Carly sobbing]

1615
01:26:35,146 --> 01:26:37,496
[Carly sobbing]

1616
01:26:38,149 --> 01:26:40,804
[solemn music]

1617
01:27:05,437 --> 01:27:08,179
[Susie sobbing]

1618
01:27:17,884 --> 01:27:20,800
[music continues]

1619
01:27:22,062 --> 01:27:24,761
[Susie sobbing]

1620
01:27:37,991 --> 01:27:40,777
[music fades]

1621
01:27:41,995 --> 01:27:44,345
♪ There's so much
deck the halling ♪

1622
01:27:44,346 --> 01:27:45,868
♪ And friends are calling

1623
01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:48,349
♪ And snow is falling and how

1624
01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:51,526
♪ It's gotta be Christmas

1625
01:27:51,527 --> 01:27:53,790
♪ It's gotta be now

1626
01:27:54,486 --> 01:27:56,575
♪ It's got to be Christmas

1627
01:27:57,446 --> 01:27:59,360
♪ I'll say it again

1628
01:27:59,361 --> 01:28:01,450
♪ It's got to be Christmas

1629
01:28:02,233 --> 01:28:03,712
♪ What else could explain...

1630
01:28:03,713 --> 01:28:06,192
- Merry fucking Christmas.

1631
01:28:06,193 --> 01:28:07,193
♪ Anticipating

1632
01:28:07,194 --> 01:28:08,151
[knocking]

1633
01:28:08,152 --> 01:28:10,458
♪ Celebrating and cheer

1634
01:28:10,459 --> 01:28:12,896
♪ It's gotta be Christmas

1635
01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:14,418
♪ It's got to be near

1636
01:28:14,419 --> 01:28:15,463
Hello?

1637
01:28:15,464 --> 01:28:16,987
♪ Bring it on

1638
01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,430
Hello?

1639
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:34,744
♪ Oh, it's gotta be Christmas

1640
01:28:35,397 --> 01:28:37,224
♪ It's gonna be great

1641
01:28:38,748 --> 01:28:40,706
♪ It's got to be Christmas

1642
01:28:41,272 --> 01:28:42,925
♪ [indistinct singing]

1643
01:28:42,926 --> 01:28:45,102
♪ It's gotta be Christmas

1644
01:28:46,233 --> 01:28:47,756
♪ You know what I mean

1645
01:28:47,757 --> 01:28:50,107
♪ Now, all those
bells are ringing ♪

1646
01:28:50,412 --> 01:28:52,674
♪ [indistinct singing]

1647
01:28:52,675 --> 01:28:54,806
[pensive music]

1648
01:28:54,807 --> 01:28:57,156
♪ It's got to be Christmas

1649
01:28:57,157 --> 01:28:59,115
♪ Around and around

1650
01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:03,032
Rupert, what the hell
are you doing here?

1651
01:29:03,033 --> 01:29:05,513
- Diana, I am so sorry.

1652
01:29:05,514 --> 01:29:06,819
I was an idiot.

1653
01:29:07,907 --> 01:29:09,126
Can you forgive me?

1654
01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:14,130
- Well, that's a start.

1655
01:29:14,131 --> 01:29:19,919
♪ And everyone knowing that
Santa may be on his way ♪

1656
01:29:20,616 --> 01:29:22,834
♪ It's gotta be Christmas

1657
01:29:22,835 --> 01:29:27,927
[Rupert moaning]
[flower wrapper rustling]

1658
01:29:29,146 --> 01:29:30,799
- We should find
a vase for these.

1659
01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:32,844
- Just throw them on the ground.

1660
01:29:32,845 --> 01:29:36,979
[Rupert moaning]
[Diana chuckles]

1661
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:40,505
♪ It really is Christmas

1662
01:29:44,944 --> 01:29:47,032
- [Carly] I really like this.

1663
01:29:47,033 --> 01:29:48,686
- [Zach] It's a
little cheesy maybe.

1664
01:29:48,687 --> 01:29:49,992
- No, I like it.

1665
01:29:49,993 --> 01:29:52,168
It's something new for you.

1666
01:29:52,169 --> 01:29:54,083
- Well, I think I've had
enough zombies for awhile.

1667
01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,303
- [laughs] I completely agree.

1668
01:29:57,740 --> 01:30:00,742
So you're coming over to
watch "Love Actually" tonight?

1669
01:30:00,743 --> 01:30:02,483
- It's not even Thanksgiving.

1670
01:30:02,484 --> 01:30:04,137
- I watch it year round.

1671
01:30:07,358 --> 01:30:08,532
- I'll make you a deal.

1672
01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:10,143
If you wear something spooky,

1673
01:30:11,057 --> 01:30:12,623
we can watch "Love Actually?"

1674
01:30:12,624 --> 01:30:15,191
- Is spooky a euphemism?

1675
01:30:15,192 --> 01:30:16,411
- Obviously.

1676
01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:18,978
Is it a deal?

1677
01:30:19,762 --> 01:30:20,893
- It's a deal.

1678
01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:26,768
So, Chapter 22.

1679
01:30:26,769 --> 01:30:28,204
- Oh God, God,
God, do we have to?

1680
01:30:28,205 --> 01:30:29,814
- It's due on Thursday.

1681
01:30:29,815 --> 01:30:30,815
- It's Monday.

1682
01:30:30,816 --> 01:30:33,035
- So we gotta get started.

1683
01:30:33,036 --> 01:30:34,384
- If you say so.

1684
01:30:34,385 --> 01:30:35,386
- I do.

1685
01:30:35,952 --> 01:30:37,213
[upbeat music]

1686
01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:38,519
Anyway...

1687
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:41,826
Anyway, I think I missed
a question about...

1688
01:30:41,827 --> 01:30:44,960
Oh, water containing heat.

1689
01:30:44,961 --> 01:30:47,005
Heat retention in water.

1690
01:30:47,006 --> 01:30:48,964
There was that question
about, about like...

1691
01:30:48,965 --> 01:30:51,227
♪ Smoke's risin' high

1692
01:30:51,228 --> 01:30:55,058
♪ From all the buildings
in the town ♪

1693
01:30:55,580 --> 01:31:00,498
♪ People are running, screaming,
crying on the ground ♪

1694
01:31:01,630 --> 01:31:06,548
♪ If we got up now
we'd need to get down ♪

1695
01:31:07,897 --> 01:31:13,162
♪ People surviving
in a new kinda way ♪

1696
01:31:13,163 --> 01:31:14,511
♪ If you see the sunrise

1697
01:31:14,512 --> 01:31:19,474
♪ You might live to
see another day ♪

1698
01:31:20,257 --> 01:31:22,084
♪ Up in the sky

1699
01:31:22,085 --> 01:31:25,044
♪ I see a plane coming down

1700
01:31:26,437 --> 01:31:28,090
♪ Smoke risin' high

1701
01:31:28,091 --> 01:31:31,616
♪ From all the buildings
in the town ♪

1702
01:31:32,661 --> 01:31:38,057
♪ People are running, screaming,
crying on the ground ♪

1703
01:31:38,667 --> 01:31:43,846
♪ If we got up now
we'd need to go down ♪

1704
01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,295
♪ Up in the sky

1705
01:31:59,296 --> 01:32:02,604
♪ I see a plane coming down

1706
01:32:03,561 --> 01:32:05,301
♪ Smoke risin' high

1707
01:32:05,302 --> 01:32:08,914
♪ From all the buildings
in the town ♪

1708
01:32:09,654 --> 01:32:15,181
♪ People are running, screaming,
crying on the ground ♪

1709
01:32:15,834 --> 01:32:21,100
♪ If we got up now
we'd need to go down ♪

1710
01:32:21,797 --> 01:32:25,583
[music continues]

1711
01:32:54,090 --> 01:32:57,093
[music fades]