1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:05,000 I'm working with The Excavators, the treasure hunting firm. 4 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:10,240 They are having us systematically extract classical amphoras 5 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,880 and before they sell them 6 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,880 they give us less time for archeological research than... 7 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,720 Than what this call will last if you are not concrete. 8 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:26,240 Can you sculpt a few amphora models for me? 9 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,240 - Potter? I don't hear you. - I didn't speak. 10 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,760 Original sculpting is on me. 11 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,640 But models and exact replicas will cost you. 12 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,960 What are the models for? 13 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,440 To experiment a sound hypothesis. 14 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,240 I have only one week to test it. 15 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,440 If results are positive with models, 16 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:54,000 they will let me test a few amphoras that we have extracted. 17 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,280 Go on. 18 00:03:57,160 --> 00:04:02,840 Hypothetically, sound vibration can be recorded over spinning clay, 19 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,800 like in vinyl. Look. 20 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:15,240 Imagine ancient pottery outdoors. 21 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,560 - If a barley leaf... you see me? - Yes, I do, go on. 22 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:27,640 If a barley leaf is accidentally in contact with the spinning clay, 23 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,840 it would make an imprint. 24 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,240 And if a sound source, 25 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:37,480 sound, sound, sound, sound, 26 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:40,200 makes that barley vibrate 27 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:44,600 then the imprint would be sound waves. 28 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:48,240 So, when the clay amphora becomes ceramic, 29 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:52,880 sound can be reproduced from it just like in a vinyl record. 30 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,160 It is suspected that certain classical amphoras, 31 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,360 might have accidentally recorded simple sounds. 32 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:08,280 Sounds that are more than two millenniums old, 33 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,040 and could possibly be played back today. 34 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,360 So? 35 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,040 Potter? 36 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:25,320 You seem ideally patient for someone expecting sound from an amphora. 37 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,520 Give me a moment, will you? 38 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:35,160 I'm looking for bed sheets, in case I decide to welcome you of course. 39 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,120 So? 40 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,000 Let me think about it. Call me in the morning. 41 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,680 - He hang up. - Classical Potter. 42 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,920 I don't know. Will he agree? 43 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,400 - He'll be a fool if he doesn't. - He is a fool. 44 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,360 Look. 45 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,720 I should have done it like that. 46 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:11,600 Do it. 47 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,280 The wrist. 48 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:32,760 For him? 49 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,160 No. For you. 50 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,960 - What is it? - A Bluetooth vibrator. 51 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,640 Wait. 52 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,040 Hold it. 53 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,040 I'm staying with Potter. What about a taser gun? 54 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,200 Three... 55 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:52,920 two... 56 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,520 one! 57 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,800 Are you sure? 58 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,880 You can also activate it yourself. 59 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:18,600 Whatever Punky says. Punky? Should I take the vibrator? 60 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,200 What the fuck?! 61 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,720 Let's get this shit over with. 62 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,400 Coming! 63 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,920 Sofia! 64 00:09:26,080 --> 00:09:27,880 - Hi. - So nice to see you. 65 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:31,320 - Finally. - Yes, welcome. 66 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:18,200 So... 67 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,080 What's the plan with that clown, Sofia? 68 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,480 It's a cockatoo. His name is Punky. 69 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,680 He's related to my sound research and... 70 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:33,080 What? 71 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:35,840 A vomitive. 72 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,600 What the bloody hell? 73 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:44,240 Why did you do that? I have to wash the clothes again! 74 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,280 Sorry. It wasn't me, honestly. 75 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:50,160 You think I'm dumb? You're holding a wine glass. 76 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:53,840 It was someone else, accidentally. Sorry. 77 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,440 You soaked me! 78 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:00,840 Repeat it and I'll break your head with a broom! 79 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:24,160 Did you realize there was a woman under your balcony when you threw the wine? 80 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,480 The widow! 81 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,880 She does her laundry on the beach. 82 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,160 And she thinks she can cross my property whenever she likes. 83 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,640 So? You threw wine on her? 84 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:43,120 Consider it toll-tax. 85 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,440 Say 3. 86 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,400 For monastery list, say 4. 87 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,240 For dressing code, say 5. 88 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:58,560 - For access permits, say 6. - Six. 89 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:04,560 Sorry, we did not register your selection. Please repeat. 90 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,520 Six! 91 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:13,120 Sorry, we did not register your selection. Please repeat. 92 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,480 Six! 93 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:21,880 Thank you. You selected six, for access permits. 94 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,760 Please, confirm. 95 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,000 Yes. 96 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:32,840 Sorry, we did not register your selection. Please confirm. 97 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,200 I confirm. 98 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:38,600 You selected access-permits. 99 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,800 Remember that our millenary tradition 100 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:45,480 does not allow females or female animals, 101 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,440 except for female cats and insects. 102 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,160 For orthodox access-permits, say 1. 103 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:56,040 For non-orthodox access-permits, say 2. 104 00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,440 To speak to a representative, say 3. 105 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,920 If you're a female, please hang up. 106 00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,640 I'm sorry. 107 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,480 Okay, yes. 108 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,400 Three. 109 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:21,400 Thank you. You selected three, to speak to a representative. 110 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,520 - Please confirm. - I confirm. 111 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,440 You will be connected to a member of the Holly Committee. 112 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:39,200 Oh pure virgin. Immaculate woman. 113 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,320 Good morning. 114 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,680 - Good morning? - Eh... Hello. 115 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,400 - Hello. - Hello. 116 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:52,240 I'm calling regarding the status 117 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,240 of an access-permit. 118 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:59,480 - What's the surname, please? - Kosma. 119 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,240 - Kosmas? - Kosma. 120 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,280 Kosma. But that's a female surname. 121 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:11,080 Yes, it's for me. It's an exceptional permit for archeological purposes. 122 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,480 You must be joking. 123 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,640 Not at all. Why are you laughing? 124 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,280 I'm not laughing. 125 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:24,240 What do you mean? I can hear you laughing. 126 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,760 No, the thing is you're a woman. 127 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,440 Yes, I know. 128 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,120 We've been in touch with your office, 129 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,880 trying to issue an exceptional permit. 130 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:40,320 I'm an archeologist working on a research 131 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,520 for which your artifact and book collection is highly useful. 132 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,560 I retrieved the file with your case. 133 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:57,840 Your name is not on the list of approved permits. 134 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:04,240 But your colleague's name has been approved. Mr. Petros... 135 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,560 Yes, of course. 136 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:13,360 May I ask a question, without meaning any disrespect? 137 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,800 Why are female cats allowed access? 138 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:24,800 Because they have hunting abilities. 139 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,480 So you prefer animals with hunting abilities, 140 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:32,800 instead of animals with scientific abilities? 141 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:40,280 - Sorry, what do you mean? - Aren't humans animals too? 142 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,880 - You mean you're an animal? - We're both animals, all of us. 143 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,920 I'm not an animal. 144 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:56,120 Which mice do cats hunt? The female mice that have sneaked in? 145 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:07,280 You're very lucky, Punky. You can enter the Sacred Monastery. 146 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,040 Do you want to? 147 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,800 No? But I do. 148 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,480 Fuck! 149 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,480 Fuck! Fuck! 150 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,560 What? 151 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,360 Focus. 152 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,560 I was clear. I don't talk at the wheel. 153 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,960 Let alone chit-chat. 154 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,760 I'm sorry. 155 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,080 It's wonderful. 156 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,720 That is chit-chat. 157 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,680 Whispered chit-chat. 158 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:35,200 So, I don't teach, I don't talk, 159 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,160 I just signal. 160 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,400 Okay, focus now. 161 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,080 - Pigs? - No. 162 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,280 - Mules? - No. 163 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,720 - Goats? - No. 164 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:38,040 - Bees? - You can't control insects. 165 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,360 Too bad you're not a dragonfly. 166 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,720 - Cows? - No. 167 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,800 - Chicken? - No. 168 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,840 - Sheep? - No. 169 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,800 - Cats? - Yes! Because they hunt mice. 170 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:00,760 Right. 171 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:07,240 If the point is celibacy, I don't see how one can't resist 172 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,240 when next to a cow. 173 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,120 Even though I saw it with chickens, in a movie. 174 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:20,120 I didn't know you consumed pornographic bestiality. 175 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:27,320 It was a seventies art film, Italian. 176 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:33,520 An Italian kid wants to study 177 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:37,760 his father, a tyrant, does not allow it and forces him. 178 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,880 Poor Italian. 179 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,640 - Sure. - Little one. 180 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,160 Obviously, very young. 181 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,480 And forces him to work on their farm. 182 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,720 Irrelevant, that's a different case. 183 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,920 Different case, but as far as sexual temptation goes... 184 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,240 I know where you're going. Disgusting transition. 185 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,440 - No way! Forget it! - Am I disgusting? 186 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:11,440 We're talking about animals, like we're in the Muppet Show. 187 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:16,000 These organizations remind me of Muppets. 188 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:20,600 The monasteries have an access ban. The institutions have not lifted the ban. 189 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,200 Those monasteries are seen as World Heritage, 190 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,360 but refuse access to some people. 191 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,240 What World Heritage? 192 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:32,360 Sneak into the monastery wearing a cat costume. 193 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,560 I don't eat mice. 194 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,840 Well done. 195 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,120 I eat... 196 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,880 spaghettini. 197 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,160 I'll document everything, don't worry. 198 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,520 Artifacts, artwork, rare books, 199 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,280 documents about pottery. 200 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,760 How are things with Potter? 201 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,880 Should I send you a taser-gun? 202 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,640 Or should I send you something... wait. 203 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,280 Should I send you this? Sent. 204 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,600 - Very good. - Stop it! 205 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,160 - Very good. - Stop it, you'll wake Punky up. 206 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,000 I don't care. 207 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,520 Fuck! 208 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,640 Fuck! 209 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,480 What the fuck is this? 210 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,680 No, no, cut the mime thing. 211 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,600 Is this... 212 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,040 what I think it is, Sofia? 213 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,160 You said no talking at the wheel. 214 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,000 Cut it! 215 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,000 Cut it now! 216 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:11,080 You can't just randomly show up brandishing this kind of things here. 217 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,080 Is this some peep show? 218 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,080 Sound is vibration. 219 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,040 How would you feel, if I showed up at your work, while diving, 220 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,720 and all of a sudden unzip my wetsuit and take my balls out? 221 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,280 Underwater? 222 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,640 I'm sorry. 223 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,880 Sorry, I should have warned you. 224 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,000 - You're being facetious. - What? 225 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,160 - You're being facetious. - What's that? 226 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,040 "Facetious"? You don't know? You're dictionary phobic? 227 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,480 - No. - No? But you don't know. 228 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:53,560 Facetious is treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate absurdity. 229 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:58,480 Even Nobel Prize nominations have been rejected for not being absurd enough. 230 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:04,600 I think you need a larger helping assistant thing 231 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:06,600 to stroke that ego of yours. 232 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,000 And by the way... 233 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,040 what about the fact that 234 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:17,280 battery things, plastic devices like that didn't exist millenniums ago 235 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:22,200 when Mr. Cynic, philosopher Diogenes was publicly masturbating, 236 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,640 by hand, I guess? 237 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:30,160 Have you heard of a concept called "experimentation"? 238 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,680 Yes! Experimentation. 239 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,200 So how come we didn't use the modern wheel 240 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,120 like the baboon carpenter suggested? 241 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,120 You can't drive an ancient wheel? 242 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,160 Mr. tiny balls? 243 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,680 Watch your snout! 244 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,680 Mrs. Dictionary. 245 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,440 Please, I just need this... 246 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,080 specific frequency. 247 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,480 Just one more time. 248 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,880 - One more time... - Please. 249 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,760 Just one more time, in the name of science. 250 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,400 Thank you. 251 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,440 Fucking hell! 252 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,640 Lock that horny thing up! 253 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,400 And in the meanwhile... 254 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,520 castrate it! 255 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:04,280 Fuck! 256 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,800 What is eternity for you? 257 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,240 The name of a perfume. 258 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,000 I'm allergic to sublime and sentimental questions, Sofia. 259 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:37,880 Try some antihistamines. 260 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,760 I'm also antihistamine intolerant. 261 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,480 Thinking that I can find sound recorded millenniums ago gives me goosebumps. 262 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,000 And listening to this kind of things gives me diarrhea. 263 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,160 You should start wearing diapers. 264 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,560 Now you're being interesting. 265 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000 Diapers? 266 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,320 The first syllable in "diapers" has the word "die". 267 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:16,040 Yes, Mrs. Dictionary, but written with an "A", not an "E". 268 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,760 The sound. It sound like "die". 269 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:29,400 So what now? 270 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:02,600 You have reached the Potter residence. Please do not leave a message. 271 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:08,000 Mr. Potter, I'm the carpenter. This is the 13th time I call. 272 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,720 When will you pay for that prehistoric pottery wheel? 273 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,440 Thank you. 274 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:23,200 I really thought you were going to ship the models to a German lab 275 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000 for laser reproduction, but no. 276 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,920 Mrs. Absurdity does it herself. 277 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,520 How long will you keep doing this? 278 00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:56,480 Do you really believe all of a sudden, sound will come out of your... 279 00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,560 vase? 280 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,840 With your berserk method? 281 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:11,080 You know, barley is to make bread, Sofia. 282 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,600 But I'll show you something that really reproduces sound. 283 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,240 Time for you to leave. 284 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:22,800 You're a skeptic, after all. 285 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,000 Scientifically the analog method sounds absurd, 286 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:28,360 but it's ideal. 287 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:32,960 I also had a special-made needle for the tonearm. 288 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,120 Hit the road, Sofia. 289 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,000 Hit the road, Sofia, 290 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:46,360 and don't you come back no more... 291 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,720 Hit the road, Sofia, 292 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,280 and don't you come back no more. 293 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,560 Hit the road. 294 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,000 Go, go, go. 295 00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:36,200 These two have failed, they can be flower vases. 296 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,360 But... 297 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,840 please help me make some more models. 298 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,840 Do you suddenly suffer from Stockholm Syndrome, Sofia? 299 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:03,040 At last, you understand my humanity, is that it? 300 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,840 Sentimental manipulation... 301 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,840 is what I call this. 302 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,240 One more model, 303 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,120 but with conditions. 304 00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,680 First condition, no mooching. 305 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,560 What is mooching? 306 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,000 This is a dictionary. 307 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,400 Look it up. 308 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:57,040 Look it up, Sofia! Mooching, with two o's. 309 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:01,600 Mona Lisa. 310 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,760 - Money? - Yeah, that's what we're talking about. 311 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,240 Monk. 312 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,360 That's the buffoon worshiper! 313 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,640 Come on. 314 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,720 - Monolingual. - That's what you are. 315 00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,720 - Monster! - That's what I am. 316 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,880 - Do you really think I'm mooching? - Read it out loud. 317 00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:31,280 "To ask for or obtain something without paying or obtain at another's expense"? 318 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:34,360 Do you really think... 319 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:41,120 that I don't notice that you didn't offer me any money for my sculpting? 320 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,160 You brought some crazy animal. You think I'm a hunter-gatherer? 321 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,520 Or did you bring it as food? 322 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:55,360 Big miscommunication. You know, Sofia... 323 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,560 you have the same vice with money as Lazlo... 324 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:02,200 Lazarus, or whatever the fuck she's called, he's called. 325 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,360 At least respect him. 326 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,760 Does your brother respect me? 327 00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:12,840 Do you respect me? 328 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:16,440 My time? My efforts? 329 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,920 My expenses since you've been here? 330 00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,760 Figure a fair fee and let me know. 331 00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,200 Second condition. 332 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,080 No more sentimental talk. 333 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,440 Third condition. 334 00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,600 No more word explanations, use the dictionary. 335 00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,280 Fourth condition. 336 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,840 After midnight, 337 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,160 silence at the Potter residence. 338 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,520 No more moaning... 339 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,600 of an orgasmic bird. 340 00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:53,960 It wasn't the bird, it was me. 341 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,760 I didn't find any sound. 342 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:01,360 Just one more. 343 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,480 I'm not crying. 344 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,920 I know. 345 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,960 Yes. 346 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,040 He's a monster. 347 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,840 He said some horrible things. 348 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,680 I wanted to electrocute him with the taser. 349 00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:41,520 About my brother, about me, I don't want to remember. 350 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:49,160 Don't know. Maybe I'm a masochist, tolerant. 351 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:53,680 I don't know, there must be a psychological explanation. 352 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,000 I don't have time. I fear the firm will sell the amphoras. 353 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,800 I'm worried I won't finish. 354 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,840 Yes, but he set conditions. 355 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,600 Conditions. I don't want to tell you. 356 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:22,280 I need to pay him. I need to let him sleep... bullshit. 357 00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:31,360 You're on his side now? You want me to electrocute you too? 358 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,360 They sound normal but the way he said them was horrible. 359 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,320 And he despises Punky. 360 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,960 And I can't masturbate in peace. 361 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,600 Masturbate! 362 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:57,800 Because I'm too loud. 363 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,280 Because I like that vibrator you gave me. 364 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,200 I didn't say something negative about you, 365 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,160 I said something positive about the vibrator. 366 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,240 I don't want to talk about your little penis! 367 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,040 I leave you now. 368 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:38,400 - Your underwear. - You can keep it. 369 00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:42,360 - Keep it to remember me. - I don't want to keep it, take it! 370 00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:46,240 Don't you understand that we can make jokes too? 371 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,960 The honey. 372 00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,680 Megalomania! 373 00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,760 Punky! 374 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,160 The bell! The bell! 375 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,680 The vibrator! The vibrator! 376 00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,520 A miracle happened! 377 00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,480 Now you talk, you skeptic fucker! 378 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,800 You sadistic, psychotic, misanthropic, 379 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,920 alcoholic, coprophilic, narcissistic, 380 00:56:00,520 --> 00:56:05,280 misogynistic, transphobic, misophonic fucker! 381 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,520 What is misophonic? 382 00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:13,440 Look it up in your fucking dictionary! 383 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,000 Stupid! 384 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,000 Misophonic... 385 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,040 Where will you be going, Sofia? 386 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,640 I'm going somewhere where I can masturbate in peace! 387 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,480 I'll pick my stuff and Punky tomorrow. 388 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,400 I'm leaving the Potter residence. 389 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,360 It's a shitty place. 390 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:03,240 It looks like a pterodactyl was flying and shitted, shit and shat above it 391 00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:08,360 with the same kind of diarrhea you have when you think I'm being sentimental! 392 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,840 If I'm serious, that's too sentimental. 393 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,280 If I am not serious, that's too absurd. 394 00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:21,520 You are bitter because you failed as an original potter 395 00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:23,640 and now you make replicas. 396 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,120 And your replicas are not for important museums, 397 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:29,720 but for shitty souvenir shops. 398 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:39,240 I thought of the fee you deserve to be paid: Zero! 399 00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:42,440 Zero! 400 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:46,040 Stop it! Stop! 401 00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:48,600 Stop it! 402 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,440 You tiny balls! You tiny balls! 403 00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,920 If you die first, I will bury you with my fucking vibrator! 404 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,760 Together for eternity! 405 00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,760 What the fuck? 406 00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,640 What the fuck? 407 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,840 Do I hear something? 408 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,720 What do I hear? 409 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,840 We'll go for a walk. 410 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,720 Fucker, I'll kill you! 411 00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,520 Bitch! 412 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:42,560 You fucker, I'll catch you! 413 00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,960 Where is mommy? 414 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,880 Yes? 415 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,280 Good morning. 416 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:35,360 What for? 417 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:41,280 Yes, yes. 418 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,400 Give me a few minutes. 419 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,280 Where can I find an aspirin? 420 01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:53,600 Thank you. 421 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:43,920 Sorry for electrocuting you. 422 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,360 How are you feeling? 423 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,520 A bit indigested. 424 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,120 I'm surprised you found me. 425 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,920 I'm surprised you found sound. 426 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:08,200 I have a proposal, Sofia. 427 01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,280 If you want. 428 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,400 I wonder why you have a headache. 429 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:24,680 Luigi! 430 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,640 - Luigi! - Do you need anything else? 431 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,040 - No. - Yes. 432 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:33,600 - An Alka-Seltzer. - Immediately. 433 01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,600 So, about the proposal. I was thinking, 434 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:45,520 since I contributed to the creation of the acoustic model, 435 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,400 I would really love to... 436 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,520 be part of the next step. 437 01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:01,120 I thought maybe we can have Petros ship 438 01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:05,320 the new extracted ancient amphoras to my atelier 439 01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,880 so we can test them together. 440 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,120 That would be...good. 441 01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:29,440 So, no more conditions? 442 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:36,520 - No more conditions. - Can I mooch? 443 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,680 - For now, yes. - Can I have... 444 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:45,520 - Word definitions? - As many words as you want. 445 01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:48,040 Can I have sentimental talks? 446 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:52,960 - As saccharine as possible. - Even at the pottery wheel? 447 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:56,240 Yes, at the modern wheel, 448 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,600 at the beautiful ancient wheel. 449 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,680 And you can make as much noise as you want. Even after midnight. 450 01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:07,840 Even the noise of Punky singing? 451 01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:12,600 Yes. 452 01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:16,560 You really like Punky now, eh? 453 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:21,960 Yes. Yes, he's very kind. 454 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,240 I would even like to keep him now. 455 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:33,040 I could teach him some words from the dictionary. 456 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:37,120 No, he would be really good company, since I'm often alone. 457 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:40,840 - He's a good roommate. - He's so sensitive. 458 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:45,880 Sometimes at night, he cuddles like a human baby. 459 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:46,960 Yes. 460 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,160 But keeping him is not an option anymore. 461 01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:57,120 So? 462 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,640 About the proposal? 463 01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:06,400 Would you be a little excited about having the ancient amphoras being shipped? 464 01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,400 I was dreaming... 465 01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:12,240 when they called me from the lobby, I was... 466 01:09:13,080 --> 01:09:16,840 having a dream... 467 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:23,680 I dreamt of my child self-speaking to my adult self, 468 01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:25,680 the girl and the woman. 469 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,440 And the girl was born blind and deaf. 470 01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:37,440 And the woman had the power to heal one of the girl's senses. 471 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:43,840 So, for the girl to experience the senses before selecting which to heal, 472 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:49,680 the woman restored the girl's vision for a moment. 473 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,920 And soon after, 474 01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:57,040 the woman allowed the girl to listen to a sound, 475 01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:00,720 the woman had found in a 450 BC amphora. 476 01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:03,040 And then... 477 01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:09,880 the woman asked which of the two senses would the girl preferred restored. 478 01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:11,880 And the girl said... 479 01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:19,040 I would sacrifice my sense of sight a thousand times, 480 01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:21,720 to listen to that sound once more. 481 01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,680 And what was that sound? 482 01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,920 It was the laughter of Diogenes, the cynic. 483 01:10:31,200 --> 01:10:36,480 And then, the amphora ended up in the British museum, 484 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:39,240 and there were titles, 485 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:43,760 in my dream, just like in the films. 486 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:45,760 And they said... 487 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:52,040 "British Museum, London, circa 2500 AD" 488 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,440 It was on permanent display so everyone could hear it. 489 01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,000 And how did you know it was Diogenes' laughter? 490 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:04,200 In dreams, you just know. 491 01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,600 And... 492 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:13,960 the feeling of listening to his laughter was so realistic that 493 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:16,640 I got goosebumps in the dream. 494 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:21,280 I can imagine. Also getting goosebumps from hearing you telling this dream. 495 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:24,760 - An Alka-Seltzer. - Thank you. 496 01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,920 - And a glass with H2O. - Yes, thank you, Mario. 497 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,760 It's not Mario, it's Luigi. 498 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,680 Yes, thank you. 499 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:34,880 - Luigi! Ciao, bello! - Ciao! 500 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,680 Thank you, Mario. 501 01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:40,200 Luigi. 502 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:43,680 Luigi. 503 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,040 So? 504 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:53,320 Do we agree upon the proposal? 505 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:56,680 You said you had goosebumps. I don't see any goosebumps. 506 01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,280 No, of course not. It was before Mario interrupted. 507 01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:07,200 I'll think about it. 508 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:14,280 Sounds good. 509 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:04,720 You have reached the Potter residence. Please do not leave a message. 510 01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:11,080 This is Golda Goldstein from the Excavators. 511 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:14,680 We're trying to reach Sofia. She left this number as her contact. 512 01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:17,040 We've sold the amphoras. 513 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,720 We're sending people to collect them as soon as possible. 514 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,400 You're welcome to extract new ones. 515 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:47,560 Can I look at his testicles? 516 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,840 - His testicles? - Yes, his testicles. 517 01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,280 Chips? 518 01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:40,640 Chips? You're serious? Is this the right time to offer chips? 519 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:43,640 They're not plain chips, they're exotic chips. 520 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:49,440 It doesn't matter, it's irrelevant. Please step outside. Or stop eating! 521 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:56,320 I apologize, Lazarus. 522 01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:59,800 Don't worry about it. He can't hear anymore. 523 01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:09,040 On the eve of his eleventh winter birthday 524 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,720 in a remote hotel in Antwerp, 525 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:21,280 little orphan Potter was escorted to his room by his horny aunt. 526 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:26,800 Legend has it, that his hotel-maid aunt 527 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:33,280 despised diamonds and Flemish Baroque paintings by Rubens. 528 01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:40,360 Despite her bitterness, she loved spiking her guests' chamomile teas with rape-drugs 529 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:48,680 before room service, while under her garments she had a strap-on. 530 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,840 The rest is history. 531 01:18:55,160 --> 01:19:00,800 After escaping northern Europe, teenage Potter settled in Italy 532 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:03,560 to recover from a displaced coccyx. 533 01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:07,120 Thanks to his pickpocketing skills he discovered 534 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:12,800 Michelangelo's Bacchus sculpture. And it rocked Potter's world. 535 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:17,320 While following a tourist in a museum, 536 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:22,720 Potter's attention was captivated with Bacchus' testicles. 537 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:28,880 Potter felt identified with Bacchus' abnormally swollen testes, 538 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:33,280 because Potter suffered from Macro-orchidism Syndrome. 539 01:19:33,440 --> 01:19:38,480 He befriended wine to emulate his new idol 540 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:41,120 and obsessed with his creator, 541 01:19:41,280 --> 01:19:45,080 particularly due to his anecdotes about fraudulence. 542 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:48,880 Potter admired how Sleeping Cupid was acquired 543 01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:52,240 as an authentic ancient sculpture 544 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:58,440 only for a fooled cardinal to later realize it was created by Michelangelo 545 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:06,440 However, Potter failed miserably as a sculptor of the human form. 546 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:12,760 As opposed to Michelangelo's colossal courage for corpse anatomy, 547 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:16,880 Potter, ironically, didn't have the balls. 548 01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:29,600 But he gained potter recognition in a world-class exhibition, where we met. 549 01:20:30,440 --> 01:20:34,760 We married and I became his manager. 550 01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:38,560 We loathed associations with his martial-artist countryman 551 01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:42,680 and dropped his surname Van Dame. 552 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:47,800 We settled for the pretentious mononym Potter. 553 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:50,480 We separated and his success plummeted. 554 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:54,880 With a wounded ego he became that Potter that you know. 555 01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,880 His corpse not only resembles Bacchus, 556 01:21:24,440 --> 01:21:28,320 but his closed eyes also resemble those of Sleeping Cupid. 557 01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,680 Remove the fucking helmet! 558 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:38,560 - Is this his last wish? - Fucking whisper! 559 01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:42,640 Why burn him? Doesn't your faith forbid it? 560 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,240 Now you care about the church? 561 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,080 I care about evidence. I'm an archeologist. 562 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:49,480 You've gone mad! 563 01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:52,480 They never gave me enough time with the amphoras! 564 01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:55,880 - Be quiet. - Stupid! 565 01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:08,040 Come on, now. 566 01:22:15,440 --> 01:22:16,480 Good morning. 567 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,480 - Good morning. - Good morning, father. 568 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,280 - Please, sit down. - Yes. 569 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,280 Oopsie daisy. 570 01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:33,040 How can I help you? 571 01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,200 First of all, thank you for seeing us. 572 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:44,640 My ex-husband died in an accident. 573 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,720 May God keep you strong. 574 01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,120 I am sorry for your loss. 575 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,880 I wish him a good stay in paradise. 576 01:22:55,560 --> 01:22:57,640 How long ago? 577 01:22:57,800 --> 01:23:00,360 He is in the morgue. 578 01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:03,360 When are you planning to bury him? 579 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:09,760 That's the issue. We are not planning to bury him. 580 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,480 We will cremate him. 581 01:23:13,040 --> 01:23:19,160 I know cremation is barely legal in the country 582 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:23,200 and that the Church opposes it. 583 01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:25,480 So why are you here? 584 01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:31,880 Because we discussed with the guys 585 01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:37,080 that it would be a pity not to find a priest that is willing 586 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,480 to give funerals services to the body before cremation. 587 01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:46,440 - Is this his last wish? - I asked the same. 588 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:50,120 There's no document, we're supposed to believe this wish. 589 01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:52,760 - Thank you. - Why? 590 01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:58,800 - Why cremation? - That is a very vital question. 591 01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:05,240 I know that in our country, 592 01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:12,200 as far as I know, cemeteries here are saturated 593 01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:15,400 I don't want to exhume his bones in a few years. 594 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:18,600 It's difficult, I live abroad. 595 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:25,040 I prefer going to Bulgaria and cremate him. 596 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:30,920 Look, land management is not our task. 597 01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:34,360 We respect your free will, 598 01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:42,200 but because we oppose cremation we don't offer funeral services. 599 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:48,680 I hear you and I respect your position. 600 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:55,760 Can I find a priest that can offer funeral services as an exception? 601 01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:02,040 Why do you insist? 602 01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:04,120 Because... 603 01:25:05,200 --> 01:25:10,280 I've heard about priests who have done it. 604 01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:15,000 You whisper to respect the chapel? 605 01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:21,160 Or you don't want anyone to hear your implicit offer to buy me off? 606 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:29,280 - Father. - May God guide you. 607 01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:05,920 Give it to me. 608 01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:11,240 Did you set Potter's balls as screensaver? 609 01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:15,600 Only one ball. The other didn't fit. I tried the vertical framing too. 610 01:31:15,760 --> 01:31:17,880 - Give me the code. - You're holding it. 611 01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:20,920 The code to unlock the phone, you dumbass. 612 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:23,440 Here. 613 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:31,520 Six-nine, nine-six. He'll drive us crazy with those numbers. 614 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:35,960 - Stupid Potter! - Respect the immortal. 615 01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:38,600 Here, take it. 616 01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:47,960 He'll drive us completely crazy. 617 01:31:48,120 --> 01:31:51,480 - What is it? - I can't believe it. Petro, come and see. 618 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:53,640 - What? - I don't believe it. 619 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:57,000 - Let me go bitch! - I don't believe it. 620 01:31:58,440 --> 01:32:00,280 Is this a joke? 621 01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:02,880 - Did he do what I'm thinking? - He did. 622 01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:05,000 - What did he do? - Shut up! 623 01:32:05,160 --> 01:32:08,000 - Come. - He made a replica. 624 01:32:08,160 --> 01:32:12,600 And kept the original. When we returned them, I counted six. 625 01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:19,160 He fooled the treasure hunting firm. He fooled the rich collectors. 626 01:32:19,320 --> 01:32:21,080 He fooled everyone. 627 01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:29,120 Like your story of Michelangelo fooling the cardinal with Sleeping Cupid. 628 01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,080 - Outlet. - Yes. 629 01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,920 Headphones. 630 01:32:55,680 --> 01:32:57,320 You're all set.