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{\an8}<i>Hello, good morning! It's 8:00 a.m.
We're starting with full energy.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Time flies so fast! It's already December</i>

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{\an8}<i>and that can only mean one thing,</i>

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{\an8}<i>Christmas is right around the corner.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We're starting the day with clear skies
and crisp temperatures,</i>

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{\an8}<i>perfect for starting to feel
the Christmas spirit.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The lights are already shining
in the city,</i>

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{\an8}<i>the smell of hot chocolate is everywhere,</i>

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{\an8}<i>and the Christmas carols...</i>

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{\an8}<i>Well, some have been playing for weeks.</i>

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{\an8}<i>But now we're officially
in Christmas mode.</i>

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{\an8}Lucas, breakfast!

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<i>Yes, hard to believe,
but it's me, Salva Molina.</i>

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<i>The same guy who once had
a rap sheet longer than</i> Don Quixote<i>.</i>

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<i>Until recently, my breakfast was
a beer and some olives at noon.</i>

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<i>But ever since I saved Christmas
a couple of years ago,</i>

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<i>and, well, Santa Claus's butt,</i>

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<i>I've been a respectable person.</i>

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- My son, good morning!
- Dad!

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Time for breakfast.

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<i>And most importantly,
a father who does things right.</i>

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Thanks, Dad. This is delicious.

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Breakfast of champions.
Vitamins, proteins and...

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Well, all things good for your health.
Let's toast.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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<i>The new Salva
spends quality time with his son.</i>

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I'm starving.

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<i>At home.</i>

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Geez, jam again?

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How many times have I told you
I like a savory breakfast?

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<i>Okay, fine.
We're at my buddy Rafita's place,</i>

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<i>but not for long.</i>

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<i>Because I finally got a job in my field.
All legit too.</i>

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<i>Now I'm a good boy.</i>

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Hey, worker!

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Polish that up and don't stop
until it shines like gold.

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And the sandwich!

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Hey! Chicken breast.

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No chorizo. Because I'm doing fitness.

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Fitness. As in exercise,
for those who don't know English.

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Come on, fitness.
One, two. Fitness. Let's go.

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<i>Look, it's not perfect.</i>

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<i>Sometimes it's hard
not to say screw it all.</i>

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<i>But every sacrifice is worth it</i>

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<i>if my son is okay
and can be proud of his dad.</i>

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There's my boy.

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Lucas!

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Dad!

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You're here!

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How was school?

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Dull as a mule. How was work?

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Wish I could go berserk.

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Hey. What's this?

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- What? What's there?
- What's this here?

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Well, look at that!
Two movie tickets to <i>Home Alone</i>!

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Special screening!

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My favorite movie. Dad, you're the best.

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<i>I've never been this happy.</i>

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<i>And best of all,
the greatest time of year is here.</i>

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<i>Christmastime.</i>

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DECEMBER 17

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DECEMBER 18

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Ho, ho, ho! Wake up, little elves!

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Only one week left till Christmas!

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<i>A new day begins, time to work</i>

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<i>We do it with joy
Because Christmas is coming</i>

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Stop.

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You call this joy and cheer? Huh?

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I see what's missing.

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A real shot of Christmas spirit.
Ho, ho, ho!

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Nice little act.

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But if we want to make it
to Christmas Eve,

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we need to get serious about work.

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Look, Rami,

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don't be such a killjoy.
There's time for everything.

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Yeah? Well, you still need to read
all those letters.

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Man... Honestly,
the kids could just send voice notes.

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Come on! Formation!

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<i>In a few minutes,
Planet Toys will open its doors.</i>

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Did you add sugar?

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Okay.

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<i>Planet Toys:
A world of toys, a world of fun.</i>

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She's gorgeous...

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Your iced matcha latte, ma'am.

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With lactose-free milk
and a dash of cinnamon.

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- Too sweet, Sebastián.
- Sorry, ma'am.

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- Where's the report?
- The personnel report. Here.

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Why did you add sugar?

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Too many people. Fire five.

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We've got the designs
for the new empowered doll.

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Too curly, too short... Change it.

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Ma'am.

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- Sebastián.
- Yes, ma'am?

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- Why is everyone standing around?
- That's what I'd like to know.

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Come on, get to work! Open the doors!
What are you, government employees?

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Christmas is here.

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- Let's go.
- Yes, ma'am.

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Good morning. How are you all?

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Everything okay? Glad to hear it.

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- Let's go.
- Yes.

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I've called this urgent meeting

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about something that could change
the course of this company forever.

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Bravo!

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As you know, Planet Toys
is the number one company in the world.

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Our products are the top gift
for every key holiday of the year.

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For every holiday...

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except one.

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SUMMER, CARNIVAL, CHRISTMAS

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Why don't we sell at Christmas?

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Because you're a bunch of incompetents?
That too.

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But mostly
because of that despicable being

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we've been hunting for years.

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- Bigfoot!
- The Loch Ness Monster!

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- I think it's the Chupacabra.
- It's Elvis. He's still alive.

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It's Santa Claus.

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Or Saint Nick,
or whatever you want to call the fat guy

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who's been giving us
unfair competition for decades.

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Kids don't buy toys
because he gives them awa...

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He gives them awa...

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Sebastián, say it for me.
I can't. It makes me gag.

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He gives them away.

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And in exchange for what?
Nothing. Just for being good.

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Disgusting.

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For years,

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we've run a surveillance program
to track him down,

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where we've invested time and money.

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But a couple of years ago,
in a Madrid hospital,

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a Christmas miracle happened.

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Nicholas!

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Nicholas!

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And don't forget to be good!

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The old man was telling the truth.
It really was Santa Claus.

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ARCTIC CIRCLE

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Luckily, that nurse was
a second cousin on my mother's side

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and she told me at a family gathering.

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And since she had one eye,
I didn't pay much attention. But...

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Funny, isn't it?
After all the money we invested,

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the clue turned up
at your nephew's First Communion.

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Really, Sebastián,
great timing, as always...

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Sorry.

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That card had coordinates,
and now we know where he lives.

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All that's left
is to set our plan in motion.

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We'll kidnap Santa Claus
and make sure he never undercuts us again.

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But the world will wonder
where Santa Claus went.

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I present to you the man
who will replace Santa Claus

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in the eyes of the world.

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What's up, folks?

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When do I start, boss?

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Show some respect, Casanova.

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Him? He's a skinny little guy,
he looks nothing like him.

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Ignorance is so bold.

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Meet Mauro Quesada, an impersonator.

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An impersonator?

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Please.

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An actor.

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A great method actor
who builds his characters from the gut.

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Plus, I'm a real chameleon.

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My range is so broad

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it goes from classical theater
to the most radical avant-garde.

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And most importantly,

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thorough characterization is my specialty.

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I think that's clear.

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- Crystal clear.
- Let's get to the point.

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Once we kidnap Santa Claus,
parents all over the world

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will have to pay up
if they want gifts for their kids.

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Ma'am, one question.
What does Mr. Anselmo think of this plan?

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What kind of question is that, grandpa?

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My father retired years ago.
I've told you a thousand times.

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At last, I'll be able to prove

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I can run this company as well as he did,

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or better.

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- Better.
- Are we all in?

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- Sebastián.
- Yes?

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Put on your cardigan.
You're heading to the North Pole.

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This Christmas will be ours.

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Yes.

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THE NIGHT MY DAD SAVED CHRISTMAS 2

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Christmas is coming,
you can feel it in the air!

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Come on, boys, you're out of practice!

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Looks like your butts are dragging!

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Come on, Rudolph!
Let's go, Dasher! Come on, Prancer!

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Hey, Luis Alberto!
Move it, you look like a rookie! Giddy-up!

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I love Christmas!
Let's go with some tricks! A 360!

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Let's go!

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Nice! Great job!
Nearly fetched up my lunch!

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Now let's crank it up,
burning hoof like <i>Fast & Furious</i>!

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- I don't want to.
- Carlitos, eat your broccoli.

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- I don't want to!
- Eat it and be good.

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Santa Claus sees it all,
and will bring you coal.

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Don't be silly, Mom.

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"Don't be silly"?
Listen, you have to eat your broccoli

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if you want all those things on your list.

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That game console, the bike, the scooter...

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Giddy-up!

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You've got to eat up
if you want that wish list.

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Yes. Broccoli is tasty and healthy.

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Wow! Now I'm hungry.

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Let's go! Home!

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We've got macaroni au gratin with chorizo,

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rice pudding, cheese flan,
and French toast waiting for us!

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Away!

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Excellent landing, guys.

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We've earned our dinner.

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Hey! Who's this?

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Excuse me! Can I help you?

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My God!

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A human being!

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I've been walking for 12 hours
and only seen penguins!

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By my reindeers' antlers,
you're frozen solid!

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Yes.

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Don't worry, you're safe now.
But how did you end up here?

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I was on a guided tour of the fjords

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and stopped in the souvenir shop
to buy a trinket,

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a fridge magnet. I collect them.

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They never wait, so I missed the bus.

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I thought, "Since I'm alone,
I'll go see the Northern Lights,"

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they told me it's like pure magic.
But I got lost and can't find them.

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Oh, my! What a long story. But...

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Enjoy it. Look,
there are the Northern Lights!

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It's beautiful, but...

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My eyelashes are frozen solid.

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- Don't worry, come to my workshop.
- No.

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Better tell me where the nearest town is.

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Hey, don't put it so close to my face,
I can't see a thing.

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What's this all about? By all the--

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The chicken's in the oven.
The bird is in the cage.

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The mouse is in the... mousetrap? Whatever...

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We've got Santa Claus!

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- No, we...
- Salva. Dude, please.

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- What a pest...
- Salva, I'm your friend, help me.

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Come on, man, it's super easy, please.

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We go in, steal the merchandise,
and get out.

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It's easier
than stealing candy from a baby.

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No way. After our Santa adventure,
I've been living honestly.

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I don't steal, I have an honest job,
I pay my taxes,

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I recycle, I eat salads...

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Pathetic. What's next, pickleball?

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I don't do shady deals anymore.
Leave before my bosses come.

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It's a piece of cake.
The goods are there, unattended,

242
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,541
screaming, "Take me, I'm yours."
Not doing it is the crime.

243
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,625
If I got a euro every time
someone told me that, I'd be rich.

244
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,791
Get rich working honestly?
This is Spain, man.

245
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,416
- I said no.
- Well I say yes.

246
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,875
- No.
- Yes.

247
00:14:06,958 --> 00:14:09,666
- Yes.
- No. What did you just say?

248
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:10,583
- No.
- Yes.

249
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:11,541
- Yes.
- Yes.

250
00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,083
- No.
- Look, Ramoncín.

251
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,416
Human scum arguing.

252
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,541
- "Yes, no, yes, no."
- "Yes, no, yes, no."

253
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,500
They sound like an ambulance.

254
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,125
Ambulance.

255
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,833
Would you rather
keep working with these guys

256
00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:25,708
than join me on the heist?

257
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,083
I didn't have many options.

258
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:30,541
Hey, satellite,
we could hire you too, if you want.

259
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:32,833
With that floppy arm of yours,

260
00:14:32,916 --> 00:14:35,291
we'd get a tax write-off for sure,
wouldn't we?

261
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,416
Come on, Salva, have some dignity.
This Ramoncín guy is your boss.

262
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,416
Yes. I'm his boss. Out, criminal.

263
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,291
Hey, not a criminal, okay?
Maybe an outsider.

264
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,875
Hey! That...

265
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,041
- That wrench is ours!
- Thief!

266
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:50,875
Get out!

267
00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,875
That's coming out of your paycheck!

268
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,916
- But...
- Hey! Back to work!

269
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,125
Yes, boss, yes.

270
00:14:56,708 --> 00:14:58,416
That was quick thinking, Ramoncín.

271
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,500
<i>With my little donkey
I'm on my way to Bethlehem</i>

272
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:02,750
All right, kids.

273
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,875
Let's get some order.

274
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:08,041
Gentlemen, let's calm down.

275
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:11,000
I said good morning,
you uncivilized beasts!

276
00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:16,208
Okay, before we start class,
I have an important announcement.

277
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:19,708
Have you noticed that exams
are an obsolete ranking system

278
00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:22,958
that reduces our human complexity
to a single number?

279
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:26,541
No, just that you're a weirdo
and they'll send you back to your planet.

280
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,458
- Nerd!
- Cheese-face!

281
00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:29,375
Nice one.

282
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:33,250
Today we have a new student
who has just moved to our city.

283
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:35,125
I hope they don't seat her next to me.

284
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,500
- Yes, you and me stick together.
- Let me introduce Miss Mía.

285
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,750
There's a free seat here.
Next to me. Come.

286
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,500
Here, yes. This is your seat.

287
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,000
- Hi.
- Hi. If you need anything, tell me, okay?

288
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,750
- Lucas, I'm right here.
- Shush.

289
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,333
Anything. An eraser, a pen, my heart...

290
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,833
I mean, my notebook.

291
00:16:09,916 --> 00:16:11,916
Do you always talk this fast?

292
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,958
The nervous system and the heart...

293
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,000
Nailed him.

294
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,000
It's an inside joke.

295
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,958
Aren't you getting them back?

296
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,791
- Here!
- Whoa! She nailed you!

297
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:24,916
Serves you right.

298
00:16:27,541 --> 00:16:28,541
Come on!

299
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,458
Go get them! Come on!

300
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:34,583
No, please! It's only Tuesday!

301
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,291
Oh Lord, what a week I'm in for...

302
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,708
We haven't been formally introduced.

303
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,458
I'm Lucas and that's Rubén.
He was just leaving.

304
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,250
Bye, Rubén. See you.

305
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,750
- Go.
- Okay, okay.

306
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,708
You're Mía, right?

307
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:50,666
I'm not saying you're my Mía,

308
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,833
like my girlfriend
or that I want you to be. It's just...

309
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:54,875
Cool board.

310
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,166
People in this century
call it a skateboard.

311
00:16:58,833 --> 00:17:00,583
Yeah. I'm really into skateboards.

312
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,000
In the morning, skateboard.
Afternoon, skateboard...

313
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,750
And at night,
I sleep hugging my skateboard.

314
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:10,083
Yeah. Are you into crashing skateboard,
downhill or freestyle?

315
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,750
A bit of everything. All at once.
Like a three-in-one. Yes, the whole thing.

316
00:17:16,958 --> 00:17:18,041
Lucas!

317
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,833
Oh no, my dad.

318
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,333
How was school?

319
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,958
Fine. The usual.

320
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,291
- Wasn't it dull as a mule?
- No, Dad. Can you wait outside?

321
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:36,958
Well, my work? Wish I could go berserk.

322
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:39,958
The robot. Go berserk.

323
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,458
Luquitas, what's wrong?

324
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,708
Nothing, I'm fine. Same as always.

325
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,833
Well, today's not an ordinary afternoon.

326
00:17:46,916 --> 00:17:50,041
Today you and I
are going to buy the Christmas tree.

327
00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,833
Dad, I'm not a little kid anymore.

328
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:54,791
When we get home, I'll lift you up
so you can place the star.

329
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,750
One year I forgot and he threw a tantrum.

330
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,833
He was sobbing, "The tree, Dad! The tree!"

331
00:18:01,916 --> 00:18:04,500
He was so upset, I think he peed himself.

332
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,958
No, he's making it all up.

333
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:10,125
All lies. Dad, please. I'm with a friend.

334
00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:12,166
Oh, sorry. How rude of me.

335
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:16,208
How about all three of us
go to a ball pit?

336
00:18:17,958 --> 00:18:20,625
Sounds like a great plan, thanks,
but I'll pass.

337
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:21,708
Bye.

338
00:18:23,666 --> 00:18:26,458
- Can you pick that up before we go?
- Pick what up?

339
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,375
My dignity.
You just dragged it through the mud.

340
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,916
I didn't realize--

341
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,583
That's the problem. You never get it.

342
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:36,875
What just happened?

343
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,416
Where am I?

344
00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:56,833
My head is killing me.

345
00:18:57,333 --> 00:19:00,666
This is worse
than an elven punch hangover.

346
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,750
Is anyone there?

347
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:07,625
Who are you?

348
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,875
Did you bring me here?

349
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,750
The Three Wise Men sent you, didn't they?

350
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,375
Damn camel riders.

351
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,333
No.

352
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:21,916
I'm just a humble businesswoman
from a toy multinational,

353
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,833
sick of your unfair competition.

354
00:19:24,916 --> 00:19:27,708
"Unfair competition"?
What are you talking about?

355
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,500
Don't play dumb.

356
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,041
You don't pay taxes, freelance fees...
None of it.

357
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,625
You've all but
moved to a tax haven with your elves.

358
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:39,083
Everything I do is so that
no good children go without a gift.

359
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:43,000
"So that no good children
go without a gift."

360
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,208
This year it won't matter
if they're good or bad.

361
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,708
It will only matter
that they have money to buy them.

362
00:19:48,791 --> 00:19:50,375
Buy them from me, that is.

363
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,250
But that's betraying the Christmas spirit,

364
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,833
the magic, the good will...

365
00:19:55,916 --> 00:19:57,291
Give me back my magic hat.

366
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,250
No.

367
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:01,416
How can you be so cynical?

368
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,208
Were you never a child?

369
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:07,250
A child who'd
wake up excited on Christmas morning,

370
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:10,291
and run to see
what I'd left under the tree?

371
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:14,291
Have you forgotten
the little girl inside you?

372
00:20:16,208 --> 00:20:21,000
<i>"Dear Santa Claus,
this year I've been very good."</i>

373
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:24,083
<i>"So I'd like to ask you</i>

374
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,916
<i>for a teddy bear
handcrafted by your elves."</i>

375
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:30,958
What's this?

376
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:36,208
Sweetheart, in this house
we don't write letters to Santa Claus.

377
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:40,208
Santa is the competition.
And competition should be crushed.

378
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:43,666
But Daddy, all my friends do it.

379
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:46,041
And I want that for Christmas too.

380
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,458
All your friends are mediocre, sweetheart.

381
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:49,916
But you'll inherit my company,

382
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,458
and you'll learn that toys are not gifted.

383
00:20:52,541 --> 00:20:53,916
Toys are sold.

384
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,916
All right?

385
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375
And this goes in the trash.

386
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,416
Hey, don't twist things.

387
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,333
We're not here to talk about me,
what you did or didn't give me as a kid.

388
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:09,208
The important thing is, you're finished.

389
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:10,166
Not a chance.

390
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:14,291
You forgot that children
won't allow Christmas without their idol.

391
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:17,250
They're not going to lose their idol.

392
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:18,333
Mauro!

393
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,416
What's up, grandpa?

394
00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,583
But...

395
00:22:00,791 --> 00:22:02,375
Ho, ho, ho!

396
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,125
Ha, ha, ha!

397
00:22:05,250 --> 00:22:08,125
I haven't quite got the hang
of the "ho, ho" thing yet.

398
00:22:08,208 --> 00:22:10,541
You've got to use your diaphragm voice.
Ho, ho--!

399
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,333
Wait a minute. And you are?

400
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,875
Mauro Quesada. Pleasure.

401
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,375
Oh, he's a wonderful actor
willing to help our cause.

402
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,916
You're an impostor! A fraud! A--!

403
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,916
One of the best actors in the world today.

404
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000
And an expert imitator, dude.

405
00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,541
Want a sample? Listen.

406
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:28,916
Ello, mate?

407
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,833
Fancy a pint with some fish and chips?

408
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,833
Or maybe y’all’d rather
a cold beer on the porch?

409
00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:37,958
Crikey.

410
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,041
Throw another shrimp on the barbie, aye?

411
00:22:42,041 --> 00:22:43,000
Nailed it, didn't I?

412
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,583
- That was great.
- Thanks.

413
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,833
But let's get to the North Pole
before they notice Santa's missing.

414
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:48,750
Right.

415
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:50,166
You can't do that!

416
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,666
I can't?

417
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:54,625
Look, one step, another step...

418
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,083
Hey, looks like I actually can!

419
00:22:57,166 --> 00:22:59,833
I won't let you deceive the children!

420
00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:01,916
You can't hold me!

421
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,083
I've snuck into homes
with the most advanced security systems.

422
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,000
I've gone down
the narrowest chimneys in the world.

423
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,833
My magic hat can do anything!

424
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,625
You wish. You mean this?

425
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:15,625
Give it back!

426
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:18,750
You'll spend the rest of your days
forgotten in that tomb.

427
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,250
- No!
- Like Louis XIV.

428
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,958
- Or the Count of Monte Cristo.
- Let me go, you scoundrels!

429
00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,750
At least you'll come out slimmer,
good for that belly.

430
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:27,250
No!

431
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,666
Hey, want me to give
those gnome guys a message?

432
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:35,041
Elves! They're elves!

433
00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,791
Sure, whatever you say.

434
00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,916
Game, set, match.

435
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,625
<i>We're happy and joyful</i>

436
00:23:48,708 --> 00:23:51,958
<i>We eat nougat and cake</i>

437
00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:55,791
<i>We're happy and joyful</i>

438
00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:59,291
<i>Working for Santa Claus</i>

439
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,958
- Hi, Santa!
- Hi, boss! Hello!

440
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,333
My goodness!

441
00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,250
What a mansion!

442
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,000
Now <i>this</i> is a charming country house.

443
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,958
Aw, how cute!

444
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:16,750
Oh! They look like little mushrooms.

445
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:21,250
What are you, the Minions?
The Munchkins? Or the Poopa-Loompas?

446
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:23,500
No, thanks, no small game for me.

447
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:29,291
I had a garden gnome taller than you.

448
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:30,916
What are you saying, boss?

449
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,791
Do you pick up Wi-Fi with those ears?

450
00:24:33,875 --> 00:24:36,083
Are you okay, Santa? You seem off...

451
00:24:36,166 --> 00:24:39,791
Well, look who it is!
So you were coming to dinner, huh?

452
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:43,666
Where've you been?
I thought something happened to you.

453
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,000
Sorry, and you are... Grumpy Smurf?

454
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:50,416
I'm Rami, your foreman for centuries.
Show some respect.

455
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,416
Don't get mad, Ramen. Just kidding.

456
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,833
- Rami.
- Right.

457
00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:59,500
You smell it too, don't you?
That deer stench that never goes away.

458
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:00,666
You've been drinking.

459
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:04,916
No, I was training with Rudolph
and the rest of the... deer.

460
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,750
- Reindeer.
- Right.

461
00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:11,041
Then less talking and more working.
You know what's next.

462
00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:14,250
What's this? Who's the boss here,
you or me? Of course I know!

463
00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:16,500
The usual things.

464
00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,875
Santa stuff.

465
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,125
The usual, the...

466
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,916
Reading the millions of letters
you still have left?

467
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,208
That's right. See? I knew what to do.

468
00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:29,166
I've been doing this for centuries!

469
00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:34,041
But first, I'd like to get comfy.
Bring me something to snack on, okay?

470
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,041
Come on, Ramen, hop to it.

471
00:25:52,791 --> 00:25:53,875
Lucas.

472
00:25:55,083 --> 00:25:56,000
Lucas!

473
00:25:57,875 --> 00:25:58,875
Lucas!

474
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,916
You scared me! Ever heard of knocking?
A little privacy, please!

475
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,333
I did, but you can't hear
with your headphones on.

476
00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:07,166
- What?
- I said you can't hear me with those on!

477
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,833
Okay, don't yell.

478
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:10,791
What's with that outfit?

479
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:13,500
I told you to let me know
if there's a school pageant.

480
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:15,583
Are you playing a clown?

481
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:19,291
No, it's my new look. A more urban style.

482
00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:21,416
You wouldn't get it, you're too old.

483
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:25,083
Old? Excuse me,
I still listen to Pearl Jam on my iPod.

484
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,333
You listen to who on what?

485
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:30,083
A band. Way better
than whatever you're listening to,

486
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,125
sounds like they're yawn-singing.

487
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:34,833
<i>The photos...</i>

488
00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:37,125
Forget it.
You're such a boomer. What is it?

489
00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:39,916
To spend some time together.
I barely see you anymore.

490
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,333
Wanna go buy some comics?

491
00:26:42,416 --> 00:26:43,625
No.

492
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:44,750
- A movie?
- No.

493
00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:45,916
- Foosball?
- No.

494
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,333
Burgers!

495
00:26:47,416 --> 00:26:48,875
No! You're so annoying!

496
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:51,291
What's wrong with you, son?

497
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:55,500
You're dressing weird, mood swings,
don't want to hang out with me...

498
00:26:55,583 --> 00:26:56,416
Are you okay?

499
00:26:56,500 --> 00:26:58,500
Yeah, same as always.

500
00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:00,416
That was a voice crack!

501
00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:03,125
Leave me alone, you don't get me. Just go!

502
00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,375
- Okay, fine.
- You don't get me!

503
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,416
"I don't get him." It's obvious,

504
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,166
he's hitting puberty.

505
00:27:12,250 --> 00:27:14,416
This is awful, I'm not ready.

506
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,833
You're not ready. Not ready at all. Catch.

507
00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:18,958
It's fine, really.

508
00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:21,791
It's life, everyone grows up.
Look at Robin Hood.

509
00:27:21,875 --> 00:27:23,083
You mean Peter Pan.

510
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:24,500
- Who?
- He doesn't grow up.

511
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:26,375
Wasn't it Lucas who won't stop growing?

512
00:27:26,458 --> 00:27:30,125
- What are you talking about?
- Huh? Me? No idea, Salva, I'm lost.

513
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:33,500
Doesn't matter. This was supposed to be
our first Christmas together.

514
00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,500
Hey, you're spending it with me too.

515
00:27:35,583 --> 00:27:38,750
With you too. But the thing is,
Lucas is done with me now.

516
00:27:38,833 --> 00:27:41,625
I used to be his hero,
and now I'm the enemy.

517
00:27:41,708 --> 00:27:44,625
It happens to all of us.
Same with us with our dads.

518
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:46,416
I only saw mine once a month.

519
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:50,000
Yeah, well, your dad was in jail
for robbing the Torrelodones casino.

520
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:51,666
You saw him during visiting hours.

521
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:56,250
Right. Thanks for reminding me
of the saddest moment of my life, man.

522
00:27:56,333 --> 00:27:58,583
Sorry, Rafita, but I'm worried.

523
00:27:58,666 --> 00:28:00,083
Lucas is all I've got.

524
00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,208
Don't worry.

525
00:28:01,291 --> 00:28:04,791
We all went through that phase,
and look how great we turned out.

526
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,791
God, this is worse than I thought.
I can't lose my son.

527
00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:11,583
If you don't want to lose him,
you'll have to win him back.

528
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:15,375
Maybe what your kid needs
is to see his dad's got guts,

529
00:28:15,458 --> 00:28:18,000
helping his buddy pull off an easy heist.

530
00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,583
I said I don't do that anymore!

531
00:28:19,666 --> 00:28:22,833
"I don't do that anymore!"
Fine, don't worry.

532
00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:25,708
I've got top-notch friends who can help.
Lots of them.

533
00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,333
Okay.

534
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:30,666
Lolo.

535
00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:32,416
Lolo?

536
00:28:32,958 --> 00:28:35,416
Lolo! He's buffering again. Lolo!

537
00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:36,416
Lolo Musicolo.

538
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,333
Where were you?

539
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,375
- DJing at Space.
- No, you weren't.

540
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:42,833
Stay here, we're robbing this place.
I'll cut, you keep watch.

541
00:28:42,916 --> 00:28:45,166
Why not the other way around?
I'm the lock expert.

542
00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:47,250
- Because I said so.
- Who made you the boss?

543
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:50,500
- I came up with the plan.
- What if I don't want to keep watch?

544
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:54,625
Fine. You cut, I'll keep watch,
just do it quickly.

545
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:58,041
No, better if I keep watch.
I don't cut fences, I do locks.

546
00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,833
So are you cutting or keeping watch?

547
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:02,250
Keeping watch. But only because I want to.

548
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,458
Yeah, yeah...

549
00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:06,416
Hey, Rafita, how do I warn you
if someone comes?

550
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:10,416
If someone comes, you say,
"Rafita, Rafita, someone's coming."

551
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,750
That's so lame.

552
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:15,458
I don't know, maybe a secret code.
Something like "incoming,"

553
00:29:15,541 --> 00:29:18,000
"code red, abort mission,"
or "the bullfighter's coming!"

554
00:29:18,083 --> 00:29:20,833
Lolo, seriously, we'll say
whatever you want, just be quiet.

555
00:29:20,916 --> 00:29:21,916
- Whatever I want?
- Yes.

556
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,916
Then that means I'm the boss now.

557
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,166
No, it means shut up and let me focus.

558
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:34,166
All right, it's done. Go inside.

559
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,458
I'll decide that. I'm the boss now.

560
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:37,916
Yeah, you're the boss.

561
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,958
I'm the boss? Then do the Ferris wheel.

562
00:29:40,041 --> 00:29:42,916
- No, not the Ferris wheel, please! No!
- Yes!

563
00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:45,250
Stop!

564
00:29:45,333 --> 00:29:46,750
Stop, they're gonna catch us!

565
00:29:46,833 --> 00:29:48,500
Okay. Get inside.

566
00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,166
Let's go.

567
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:54,375
Don't make me do the Ferris wheel again
while I'm working, okay?

568
00:29:59,458 --> 00:30:01,083
This is the truck.

569
00:30:05,250 --> 00:30:06,583
Uh-oh, Rafita.

570
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,666
What now?

571
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:11,375
Every time we break into places like this,
all the adrenaline makes me have to...

572
00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:12,375
You need to pee?

573
00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:15,500
No, the other one. Number two.
The poodle wants to go for a walk.

574
00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:16,916
Nope. Clench your cheeks.

575
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,416
We go in, fill the bags
and get out of here...

576
00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:21,791
fast as lightning.

577
00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:24,625
Don't say that word,
you'll make the bat drop.

578
00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:27,166
Gross, Lolo. Grab that side.

579
00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,250
Pull.

580
00:30:33,791 --> 00:30:35,208
What's this?

581
00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,791
This? A next-generation doll.

582
00:30:37,875 --> 00:30:42,166
They cost a fortune. We'll steal them all
and sell them online for double the price.

583
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:45,041
<i>Hello, sister, I'm Greta,
the empowered doll.</i>

584
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:48,458
I'm Lolo from San Fermín,
leader of the gang...

585
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,708
Hey, what's our gang's name?

586
00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,416
It's called "Shut up and turn it off
before we get caught."

587
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,708
- I don't like it, better--
- <i>Crush the patriarchy!</i>

588
00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:56,791
Turn it off!

589
00:30:56,875 --> 00:30:59,458
- It won't!
- <i>Manolo, today you make dinner yourself.</i>

590
00:30:59,541 --> 00:31:00,375
Turn it off!

591
00:31:00,458 --> 00:31:03,250
It won't. She's winking at me.
Manipulator!

592
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:04,541
Shut up, Greta!

593
00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,250
Stop! Who goes there?

594
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:07,583
<i>Move it, macho man!</i>

595
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,541
He's the boss, I just take orders.
He's my cousin Rafita,

596
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:12,708
who lives on Ahorro Street.

597
00:31:13,208 --> 00:31:14,125
Later!

598
00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:17,208
The snitch! You rat!

599
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,458
Stop! Stop right there!

600
00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:20,833
Hey! Freeze!

601
00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:23,708
- I'll be right back!
- Grab him!

602
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,833
Can't even steal in peace
during Christmastime.

603
00:31:28,541 --> 00:31:31,333
Rat, come back here! Hey!

604
00:31:36,125 --> 00:31:39,500
He went this way! Move it, come on! Hurry!

605
00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,500
Don't make me run, man.

606
00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,500
Come on, he's got to be around here!

607
00:31:45,583 --> 00:31:46,666
See anything?

608
00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,583
Not here.

609
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,291
Not running again...

610
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,208
Over there!

611
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:54,708
Go, go!

612
00:32:01,166 --> 00:32:02,041
Hello?

613
00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:05,916
I'm not stealing, okay?
I'm playing hide-and-seek.

614
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,541
I know that voice.

615
00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,875
Rafita? Is that you?

616
00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:12,958
Rafita, answer me!

617
00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,541
God, are you talking to me?

618
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:18,500
Please don't punish me,
I've got a peg arm!

619
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:22,583
What? It's me, Santa Claus! I'm in here!

620
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:23,500
Santa Claus?

621
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:28,000
Santa Claus! What are you doing in there?
That's awesome!

622
00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:30,916
Oh, I get it,
you sleep in a coffin like Count Dracula!

623
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,416
Don't be ridiculous! I've been kidnapped!

624
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:35,875
Kidnapped?

625
00:32:35,958 --> 00:32:39,125
- You came to rescue me?
- No. I'm rescuing myself.

626
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:41,875
What, they wanted to kidnap you too?

627
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:45,625
No. I came to rob a toy store,
but it went south.

628
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:46,583
Rob?

629
00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:50,958
Whatever, just help me out!
We have to get out of here!

630
00:32:51,041 --> 00:32:54,416
Sure thing. I'll open this in no time.
One arm's plenty.

631
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:56,875
Man, this is tough...

632
00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:59,625
So tough. Oh, no!

633
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,333
Careful!

634
00:33:01,416 --> 00:33:03,500
Wow, you're heavy, big guy.

635
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,125
Don't worry.

636
00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,625
We'll figure it out.

637
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,416
Get out of the way!

638
00:33:23,916 --> 00:33:27,166
Kinda suspicious you're the only one
wearing this much padding.

639
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:30,875
I called for moral support,
not a panic attack.

640
00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:32,666
There she is!

641
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,416
Hey, Mía!
What are you doing here, flexing?

642
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:39,416
Flexing? Don't you mean skateboarding?

643
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:40,916
We're at a skate park.

644
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,958
Right, yeah. Totally.
I come here all the time

645
00:33:45,041 --> 00:33:47,625
to do my old-school tricks,
you know, with my skateboard.

646
00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:51,458
Doesn't look like it,
the price tag's still on it.

647
00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,958
Yeah, I break so many boards
I get a new one every week.

648
00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,291
Loser!

649
00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:57,916
Well, look who's here!

650
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,333
Wow. Missed having you
bully me in my free time.

651
00:34:01,416 --> 00:34:04,625
Lovebirds, the chess club's
around the corner, you know?

652
00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,958
I don't see what's funny about chess.

653
00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:10,333
It's a beautiful game
that combines intelligence and strategy.

654
00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,750
Checkmate, four-eyes!

655
00:34:12,833 --> 00:34:15,041
Besides, I'm here
because I like skateboarding.

656
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,916
You haven't even touched your board.

657
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,625
It's brand new.

658
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:21,125
If you're so good, let's see a trick.

659
00:34:21,208 --> 00:34:23,125
Come on, impress your girlfriend.

660
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:27,750
Well, right now...
I haven't even warmed up yet.

661
00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,125
There's risk of injury.

662
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:32,125
There's risk of looking like a chicken.

663
00:34:32,208 --> 00:34:34,333
You don't have to prove anything.

664
00:34:34,416 --> 00:34:36,875
He wants to, let him.

665
00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:40,541
It's fine, really.
This is just a warm-up for me.

666
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:43,833
- Film it.
- He's doing it!

667
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,250
Wait, I'll record it.

668
00:34:49,208 --> 00:34:50,041
Go on.

669
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:52,375
- Oh my gosh.
- He's gonna wipe out.

670
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,208
- Come on.
- Don't do it!

671
00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,500
Dying for love sounds lovely in books,

672
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,458
but it's a total bummer in real life.

673
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:00,500
Come on, kid!

674
00:35:06,541 --> 00:35:07,791
Woah!

675
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,041
Awesome trick!

676
00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,250
Oh no, he's dead!

677
00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:14,041
This is going straight to TikTok!
I'm gonna go viral!

678
00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,000
Wow!

679
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:16,833
You okay? I told you so!

680
00:35:17,375 --> 00:35:20,375
No, I'm not okay. Love hurts.

681
00:35:21,583 --> 00:35:23,916
<i>Santa Claus flies carrying...</i>

682
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,833
What a feast! And this punch is delicious.

683
00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,375
I think I could be very happy living here.

684
00:35:30,458 --> 00:35:31,916
Huh?

685
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,208
I mean, I'm really comfortable
with you guys, little dwarfs.

686
00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:37,416
Oh.

687
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:39,041
Are you done, sir?

688
00:35:39,125 --> 00:35:40,791
Yes. Take everything away.

689
00:35:41,333 --> 00:35:42,833
This cookie's for the elves!

690
00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:46,000
Hey! Leave the cookie here.

691
00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:48,291
But you always leave it for us.

692
00:35:48,375 --> 00:35:49,750
It's our favorite dessert.

693
00:35:49,833 --> 00:35:53,041
Aw, too bad. Not every day's a holiday.

694
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:54,666
All right, back to work.

695
00:35:56,458 --> 00:36:00,750
Wow, such a frenzy.
I'm tired just watching you.

696
00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:02,958
You work like the Japanese.

697
00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,166
That's nothing. We can go even faster!

698
00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:07,708
Come on, elves!

699
00:36:12,375 --> 00:36:13,375
Look at that speed!

700
00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:18,583
Are you sure
there's nothing in that coffee?

701
00:36:18,666 --> 00:36:20,041
What are you doing?

702
00:36:20,791 --> 00:36:24,208
You scared me half to death!
What are you, a ninja now?

703
00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:27,666
I'll have to put a little bell on you,
like a kitten.

704
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,583
What do you want?

705
00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:31,000
Just checking how it's going
with the kids' letters.

706
00:36:31,958 --> 00:36:33,458
Look, Ramen, I won't lie.

707
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:34,541
Not good.

708
00:36:34,625 --> 00:36:36,041
It's such a drag.

709
00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,666
All the letters are the same.

710
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:40,625
"Dear Santa,
I've been very good this year."

711
00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:45,208
If you've read one, you've read them all.
And kids can be real dumb.

712
00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:48,958
Spelling mistakes everywhere.
I'd give them all coal this year.

713
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:52,333
I really don't know what's wrong with you.
You're...

714
00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,291
different.

715
00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:55,000
Different?

716
00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,583
Are you saying I'm not my usual self?

717
00:36:57,666 --> 00:37:00,000
Say that again without proof

718
00:37:00,083 --> 00:37:02,166
and I'll demote you to private gnome.

719
00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:04,333
Out! Get out!

720
00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:07,000
Shoo, kitty! Out!

721
00:37:10,208 --> 00:37:11,250
- Sebastián.
- Yes?

722
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,791
Good.

723
00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:14,375
Good.

724
00:37:15,333 --> 00:37:18,041
Now, what did we say about Santa hats?

725
00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,083
Please...

726
00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,916
Ugh, a child. Gross.

727
00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:24,166
Okay, the stuffed animals
should be on the bottom shelf,

728
00:37:24,250 --> 00:37:26,041
so potential customers can see them.

729
00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,791
Kids aged zero to nine.

730
00:37:27,875 --> 00:37:30,416
- Well said, ma'am.
- Brilliant. Take notes.

731
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:33,708
And we'll discount
the educational games 10%.

732
00:37:33,791 --> 00:37:35,000
This is Spain, after all!

733
00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:37,208
- Such insight, ma'am!
- Amazing.

734
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:39,583
This pyramid is unacceptable!

735
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:45,333
How can we break sales records
with the store in this state?

736
00:37:45,416 --> 00:37:49,083
All these master's degrees,
and no one can stack a few boxes.

737
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:52,416
- Yeah, all these master's degrees, and--
- What about your PhD, huh?

738
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,208
How's our special guest?
Comfortable in his little box?

739
00:37:58,291 --> 00:38:01,750
He's fine. Keeps saying
he's nobody without chocolate.

740
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,375
Guess he's got an appetite.

741
00:38:03,458 --> 00:38:07,291
Well, tough luck, this is a kidnapping,
not a five-star hotel.

742
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:10,916
By the way, random question,
what's with all the hate for Santa?

743
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,458
Is this personal?

744
00:38:19,916 --> 00:38:24,375
This isn't the teddy bear
I asked Santa Claus for.

745
00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:27,833
Seems Santa decided
to skip the toys this year,

746
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:31,166
and have you inherit
the family business instead.

747
00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:32,333
What do you think?

748
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:35,291
Shall we play together? Come on, sweetie.

749
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:36,541
Multiply.

750
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:43,250
Of course it's not personal.

751
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,333
It's just business.

752
00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:47,208
Got that? Nothing else.

753
00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,583
Not personal.

754
00:38:49,166 --> 00:38:51,625
Would you like a scalp massage
to help with the stress?

755
00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:55,166
Ugh, no. I want the financial report
on my desk in ten minutes.

756
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,208
Understood.

757
00:38:57,250 --> 00:38:58,541
What a temper...

758
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,875
Thank you.

759
00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:04,958
Thank you for this Oscar.
I didn't see it coming.

760
00:39:05,041 --> 00:39:09,000
I'd like to share this award
with my fellow nominees.

761
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:12,500
A small piece of it belongs to you.

762
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,666
Oh, dear.

763
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,500
- Yes, boss?
- <i>Mauro</i>.

764
00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:22,166
Have you stopped those elves
from making toys yet?

765
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,083
<i>Even better.</i>

766
00:39:23,166 --> 00:39:27,083
<i>I found the perfect
new workers for Planet Toys.</i>

767
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,041
<i>Take a look.</i>

768
00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,041
<i>Come on, dwarfs.</i>

769
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:32,333
<i>They work day and night, no overtime pay,</i>

770
00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:34,291
<i>and they're happy doing it, singing away.</i>

771
00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:37,250
This is way better
than the Bangladesh factory.

772
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:40,666
And guess what,
they don't even have contracts.

773
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:45,375
No contracts?
The two most beautiful words in English.

774
00:39:45,458 --> 00:39:48,125
Put them to work
on Planet Toys products right now.

775
00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:49,041
<i>You got it.</i>

776
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:50,833
<i>Only thing is...</i>

777
00:39:50,916 --> 00:39:52,625
<i>I'll need a small raise.</i>

778
00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:54,125
<i>Say, 20 or 30%.</i>

779
00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:55,458
No problem.

780
00:39:56,416 --> 00:39:58,875
Could I get one too?
I haven't had a raise since--

781
00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:00,000
- Shut up.
- Right.

782
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:01,583
Thanks, boss.

783
00:40:02,291 --> 00:40:05,291
Who's that lady?
And what's this about a raise?

784
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:09,000
When grown-ups talk,
the little ones be quiet.

785
00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:10,791
Little ones!

786
00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,041
Change of plans.

787
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:17,458
From now on,
every toy we make in this workshop

788
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:21,791
has to come from this catalog. Got it?

789
00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,666
Whatever you say, boss.

790
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:25,541
Let's get moving then.

791
00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:26,750
Unbelievable.

792
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:30,916
We've never produced
a single toy brand exclusively.

793
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,916
Have you sold out to capitalism?
Who even are you?

794
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,791
I hear something down there.

795
00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:37,750
Sounds like...

796
00:40:38,666 --> 00:40:41,208
Can't make out a word. Can you?

797
00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,041
Show some respect,
I've worked here for centuries.

798
00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:47,000
Then you should already know
who's in charge.

799
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,500
Who do kids write, you or me?

800
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:51,041
Well, but when I--

801
00:40:51,125 --> 00:40:55,916
Who's the superstar, huh?
The legend of global folklore, you or me?

802
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,500
Yeah, but if you--

803
00:40:57,583 --> 00:40:58,458
Where are we?

804
00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:02,916
In the annoying elf's workshop
or Santa's workshop?

805
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,166
Exactly. Now move those butts.

806
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:11,125
And you, little Rami,
drink your milk, or you'll never grow.

807
00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:16,875
Something's off here.

808
00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,708
We need help.

809
00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:23,416
And... wipe-out!

810
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:25,000
Gentlemen, your phones.

811
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:25,916
Teach...

812
00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,958
Ignore them. They're idiots.

813
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,625
Barely enough brainpower
to keep from peeing themselves.

814
00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:36,958
Attention, time to assign
partners for the science project.

815
00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:39,083
- No!
- Oh, come on, teach!

816
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,083
Can we work in threes?

817
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:42,750
- Silence!
- That's her.

818
00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,041
Vermin!

819
00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:49,000
The project on amphibians
goes to Rubén and...

820
00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,458
- Hope it's the two of us.
- Juanjo!

821
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,166
- Great, you got the...
- Geek!

822
00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:56,666
- Nailed it!
- No way...

823
00:41:57,291 --> 00:42:00,083
Guess I'll be handling those frogs alone.

824
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:03,916
The project on reptiles goes to Mía and...

825
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:04,833
Lucas.

826
00:42:04,916 --> 00:42:06,125
- Let's go!
- Hey!

827
00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:09,041
As in, let's go easy on it, Rubén.

828
00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,625
I'd love to work with you too,
but I'll deal with it.

829
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:14,875
Then why that goofy grin on your face?

830
00:42:17,166 --> 00:42:18,583
Your place or mine?

831
00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:20,083
What?

832
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:24,250
The project. Are we meeting
at your place or mine?

833
00:42:25,625 --> 00:42:27,416
Mine.

834
00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:28,791
Mine.

835
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:32,333
Let's move on to the webbed membranes.

836
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:34,125
Okay, I'll try this.

837
00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:36,750
- I'm coming in from your left.
- Careful.

838
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,000
Pry here...

839
00:42:38,083 --> 00:42:40,458
Slide this thing in here...

840
00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:41,416
What happened?

841
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:43,791
No way. My God.

842
00:42:43,875 --> 00:42:44,875
I'm starving.

843
00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,208
Tell me about it.

844
00:42:46,291 --> 00:42:49,333
I haven't eaten for hours,
I'm going to be all skin and bones here.

845
00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:50,916
You wish...

846
00:42:51,458 --> 00:42:52,291
Forget it.

847
00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,833
It's over.

848
00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:56,250
This Christmas, the bad guys win.

849
00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:58,791
Want me to poke
a little hole so you can breathe?

850
00:42:58,875 --> 00:43:03,083
I once had a hamster,
forgot to poke holes in the box...

851
00:43:03,166 --> 00:43:05,833
Poor little Fernando Alonso.
He died on the last lap.

852
00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:06,833
A little hole?

853
00:43:06,916 --> 00:43:10,458
What for? I'm just another forgotten toy.

854
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:13,500
They had their fun,
and now I'm just old junk

855
00:43:13,583 --> 00:43:17,750
in a world where kindness
doesn't matter anymore.

856
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:21,666
You're no junk. Old, for sure.
But you're no junk.

857
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:23,666
See that Scalextric there?

858
00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,125
Did the Three Wise Men give it to me?
Nope.

859
00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:28,500
Tooth Fairy? No way.

860
00:43:28,583 --> 00:43:30,291
You did.

861
00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:32,666
My mom said I was an idiot.

862
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,750
My dad said I was dumber than dirt.

863
00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:37,000
My Aunt Pepa said I was human trash.

864
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:39,708
- And my grandma said--
- I get it, Rafita.

865
00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:40,958
And still,

866
00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:44,375
you saw past that mess
and found a good heart inside.

867
00:43:44,458 --> 00:43:47,708
And out there, there are millions of kids
like me who need you.

868
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,375
Hey.

869
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:54,250
Are you still with me?

870
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:57,833
Yeah, just a dramatic pause.

871
00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:00,583
You really got me there.

872
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,375
Don't cry.

873
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:04,958
Don't you dare cry,
or I'll start bawling too.

874
00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:12,833
- I know how to get you out.
- That's my Rafita.

875
00:44:12,916 --> 00:44:16,000
You never let me down... Well, mostly, but...

876
00:44:56,291 --> 00:44:57,375
Surprise!

877
00:44:57,458 --> 00:45:00,333
What's all this? And what are you wearing?

878
00:45:00,416 --> 00:45:03,583
I know what you're thinking,
“Wow, I've got the coolest dad ever.”

879
00:45:03,666 --> 00:45:07,541
Today? Seriously, Dad?
Bit over the top, don't you think?

880
00:45:07,625 --> 00:45:10,291
Why? Want a jellybean?

881
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:13,708
Look, Dad, no offense,
but this is super lame.

882
00:45:13,791 --> 00:45:17,458
Maybe I got a bit carried away,
but I've got something you'll love.

883
00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,875
We're writing our letter to Santa
and mailing it together!

884
00:45:21,958 --> 00:45:24,791
And then you'll change my diaper, right?
I'm not a kid anymore.

885
00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,416
Son, why would you say that?

886
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:28,791
After everything
we went through with Santa...

887
00:45:28,875 --> 00:45:30,916
- Lucas!
- Shoot! It's five o'clock already?

888
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,833
Who's that?

889
00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:34,208
Whatever happens, don't mention reindeer,

890
00:45:34,291 --> 00:45:35,875
elves, or Santa,

891
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:38,291
or anything about flying
to deliver presents.

892
00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:39,541
Don't say a word.

893
00:45:39,625 --> 00:45:40,833
Can I at least breathe?

894
00:45:40,916 --> 00:45:43,625
Quietly. Come on, take this off and hide.

895
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,291
All right, stop pushing.

896
00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,750
Mía, what a surprise.

897
00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:54,083
Didn't we agree to meet at 5:00 p.m.
to work on the project?

898
00:45:55,208 --> 00:45:57,791
Yeah. It's a surprise
you're actually on time.

899
00:45:57,875 --> 00:46:00,125
People are so unreliable nowadays.

900
00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:02,583
Wow, you guys really love Christmas.

901
00:46:02,666 --> 00:46:05,750
Yeah, sorry.
That's my dad, he's kind of a nerd.

902
00:46:05,833 --> 00:46:08,625
Let's go to my room. Fewer lights there.

903
00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:09,666
Sure.

904
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,125
<i>As the holidays begin,
parents and children</i>

905
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:21,041
<i>enjoy these special days together.</i>

906
00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:23,041
Unless your kid ignores you.

907
00:46:23,125 --> 00:46:26,875
<i>Santa Claus awaits the letters
of thousands of excited children</i>

908
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:31,541
<i>to fill his sleigh with gifts
and deliver them around the world.</i>

909
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:33,916
Rudolph, Rami, what are you doing here?

910
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,625
We've got an emergency.

911
00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,458
There's an impostor
pretending to be Santa!

912
00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:39,541
What?

913
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:42,041
- He's in the workshop with the elves!
- Really?

914
00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:45,416
Good thing I hopped on Rudolph
and barely made it out.

915
00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,208
- For real?
- As real as it gets!

916
00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:49,958
That's wild. But why should I care?

917
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,125
Excuse me?

918
00:46:52,208 --> 00:46:55,375
Santa's gone missing,
isn't that serious enough?

919
00:46:55,458 --> 00:46:57,750
My son's gone missing too, okay?

920
00:46:57,833 --> 00:46:59,666
Lucas is missing?

921
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:01,458
It's a conspiracy.

922
00:47:01,541 --> 00:47:03,541
The Lucas I knew, anyway.

923
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,875
Now he's a teenager who ignores me,
and if he sees me here with you,

924
00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:09,625
he'll stop talking to me for good.
So get out, both of you.

925
00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:12,750
You selfish man! Christmas is in danger.

926
00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:16,125
Santa's been kidnapped, or maybe worse.

927
00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:18,416
And you're just walking away?

928
00:47:18,500 --> 00:47:22,000
I thought you'd turned
into a good man, Salva.

929
00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:23,291
No way!

930
00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:26,791
I don't know him.
Get out of my house, freak!

931
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:30,541
- What are you talking about, Lucas?
- Wait, he knows your name.

932
00:47:30,625 --> 00:47:34,250
A real elf! That's awesome.
And those ears! So cool!

933
00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:35,875
And a reindeer!

934
00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:37,250
Yeah, super cool.

935
00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:40,250
He's my buddy. Right, Rami, my man?

936
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:42,333
That's what I thought.
That we were friends.

937
00:47:42,416 --> 00:47:44,166
But your dad doesn't think so.

938
00:47:44,250 --> 00:47:46,583
I told him Santa's been kidnapped,

939
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,125
and he won't help me.

940
00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:50,666
Neither will Lucas. He's over Christmas.

941
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:54,375
Didn't even write a letter.
That's for "random" little kids.

942
00:47:54,458 --> 00:47:55,833
Right, "bro"?

943
00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:58,875
Yeah, that's so mid.

944
00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:01,791
Wait, Santa's gone
and you're not gonna help?

945
00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:02,750
Nope.

946
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:07,708
Of course we are.
We're going to find him right now.

947
00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:09,500
Anything to contradict me, isn't it?

948
00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,041
I like this girl.

949
00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,625
Feeling's mutual.

950
00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:17,833
All right, where do we start?
He could be anywhere in the world.

951
00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,041
- <i>We interrupt this broadcast...</i>
- Look!

952
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:22,791
<i>...for an urgent announcement
from the North Pole.</i>

953
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:24,416
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE NORTH POLE

954
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:29,083
<i>Dear children, I have
something very important to tell you.</i>

955
00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:30,875
That's the impostor.

956
00:48:30,958 --> 00:48:33,666
After years and years of hard work,

957
00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:35,875
it's time for me to retire.

958
00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:39,041
So stop sending me letters.

959
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:43,375
But don't worry,
you'll still get your gifts.

960
00:48:49,666 --> 00:48:50,958
I want one of these.

961
00:48:57,666 --> 00:48:59,125
Here at Planet Toys,

962
00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:03,166
we work hard to bring kids
the very best presents for the holidays.

963
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,583
Oh, the little hats...

964
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:09,916
They just can't resist the gifts.
Planet Toys.

965
00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:15,791
<i>And the best part,</i>

966
00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:18,500
<i>you don't need to be good
or any of that nonsense.</i>

967
00:49:18,583 --> 00:49:23,041
<i>All that matters
is that your parents pay, pay, and pay.</i>

968
00:49:24,208 --> 00:49:27,666
<i>Cash, card, or Venmo, just pay up!</i>

969
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:29,000
<i>Ho, ho, ho!</i>

970
00:49:29,541 --> 00:49:32,916
<i>So if you want your toys,
come to Planet Toys!</i>

971
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,291
<i>Twenty percent off,
no moral judgment included!</i>

972
00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,750
<i>Isn't it wonderful?</i>

973
00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:41,250
<i>Even if you've been total brats,
you can pick whatever toy you want.</i>

974
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,166
<i>Over 5,000 stores around the world.</i>

975
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:48,833
<i>What are you waiting for, kids? Come on!
Don't waste another second!</i>

976
00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:51,750
<i>Planet Toys. A world of toys.</i>

977
00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:53,916
Looks like we know
where to start searching.

978
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,375
Let's head to that toy store.

979
00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:59,125
Careful, it could be dangerous.
Rami and I should go.

980
00:49:59,208 --> 00:50:02,000
And miss out on an adventure like this?
No way!

981
00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:03,708
Didn't you say we never do stuff?

982
00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:07,375
This is the perfect chance
for some father-son bonding.

983
00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:12,666
- Fine, but you have to follow my lead--
- Awesome!

984
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:16,291
- Let's save Christmas!
- Yeah! Time to spread the joy!

985
00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:19,833
We're going to the North Pole
to find Santa and save Christmas!

986
00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:22,125
It's mine! Let go!

987
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,833
- Hey!
- Mom!

988
00:50:28,916 --> 00:50:31,750
Careful with the toys!
Don't get them dirty!

989
00:50:35,375 --> 00:50:36,916
Where are you going?

990
00:50:41,541 --> 00:50:42,916
Let go of me, ma'am!

991
00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:45,958
Fantastic.

992
00:50:46,041 --> 00:50:47,708
Wonderful.

993
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:50,000
See, Dad?

994
00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:53,583
My latest campaign's a hit.
We're running out of stock!

995
00:50:54,083 --> 00:50:58,250
There are still a few days till Christmas.
That's an unforgivable lack of planning.

996
00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:00,833
Never happened to me in 50 years.

997
00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:03,208
Relax, Dad. We'll restock this afternoon.

998
00:51:03,291 --> 00:51:06,250
We're breaking sales records.
Aren't you proud of me?

999
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,416
Proud?

1000
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:11,458
I'd be proud if you'd built
a company from scratch like I did.

1001
00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,708
Everything you have, you owe to me.

1002
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:17,041
Why is nothing I do
ever good enough for you?

1003
00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:19,958
"Why is nothing I do
ever good enough for you?"

1004
00:51:20,583 --> 00:51:23,333
You'd have made
a fine drama actress, my dear.

1005
00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:26,208
I have a flight to the Alps.

1006
00:51:26,291 --> 00:51:27,791
See you after the holidays.

1007
00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:33,583
Mr. Anselmo.

1008
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,416
What a success, ma'am!
We'll be listed on the stock market next!

1009
00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:38,458
You must be thrilled.

1010
00:51:38,541 --> 00:51:39,666
Yes.

1011
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,750
I'm crying tears of joy.

1012
00:51:47,708 --> 00:51:50,625
- <i>New batch of Gretas in dock three.</i>
- Good afternoon.

1013
00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,625
Hey, busybodies! Let's move!

1014
00:51:53,125 --> 00:51:56,041
Careful, I'm carrying something.
Coming through!

1015
00:51:57,625 --> 00:51:58,708
Coming through.

1016
00:51:59,416 --> 00:52:01,875
Hey, where do you think you're going?

1017
00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:04,166
You don't look familiar.

1018
00:52:04,250 --> 00:52:09,125
Nor do you. I'm from the factory.
Brought the new Grumpy Elf prototype.

1019
00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,791
Man, that thing's ugly.

1020
00:52:11,875 --> 00:52:14,375
Look who's talking, Mr. Timothée Chalamet.

1021
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:15,416
Huh?

1022
00:52:16,083 --> 00:52:17,083
Just look at him.

1023
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:18,791
What an awful face.

1024
00:52:18,875 --> 00:52:22,083
Those wrinkles, those dark circles,
it'll scare the kids.

1025
00:52:22,708 --> 00:52:24,041
Can I open it, take a look?

1026
00:52:24,125 --> 00:52:27,375
- No, it's fragile and might--
- Yeah, I can open it.

1027
00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:29,500
Let's see...

1028
00:52:30,541 --> 00:52:34,000
- Those ears look real.
- It's well glued on.

1029
00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:36,791
Hey, don't you have
Sudokus to do or something?

1030
00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:39,083
It doesn't do anything.
Where's the power button?

1031
00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:40,708
Where's the button?

1032
00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,375
Touch its belly.

1033
00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:44,625
Careful, it's heating up.

1034
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:52,125
- It just turned on.
- Man, it squared me good!

1035
00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:53,791
All right, smarty. All right.

1036
00:52:53,875 --> 00:52:55,958
Don't mess with it, you'll break it.

1037
00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:58,250
Fine. But this is gonna flop.

1038
00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:00,250
- Yeah, sure.
- It looks like an old grump.

1039
00:53:03,041 --> 00:53:04,666
RAMI
THE REAL GRUMPY ELF

1040
00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:10,375
- You know the drill.
- Yeah, hurry up.

1041
00:53:16,958 --> 00:53:20,166
I think kids will love this.
It's adorable.

1042
00:53:20,833 --> 00:53:24,083
Dear customers,
our store closes in a few minutes.

1043
00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:26,666
Please make your way to the exits.
Thank you.

1044
00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:38,625
That went great. Let's go.

1045
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:45,708
Sir! The store is closing, sir!
Please head to the exits.

1046
00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,166
Give me patience.

1047
00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:50,583
Sir! Hey!

1048
00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:52,500
Sir!

1049
00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:54,083
Come on, Dad.

1050
00:53:54,708 --> 00:53:56,166
- Sir!
- Let's go.

1051
00:53:56,916 --> 00:53:57,916
In here.

1052
00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:10,458
Okay...

1053
00:54:26,958 --> 00:54:29,291
- I could barely breathe.
- Why weren't you breathing?

1054
00:54:29,375 --> 00:54:31,208
Because these foam balls smell awful.

1055
00:54:32,500 --> 00:54:34,000
Dad... there's a diaper on you!

1056
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:35,250
Gross!

1057
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,833
Well...

1058
00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:41,083
- Remember when we snuck in--?
- Let's go, Mía!

1059
00:54:42,291 --> 00:54:43,291
Wait for me.

1060
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,125
- The door.
- Wait up.

1061
00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:57,583
Hey, important. Password time, okay?

1062
00:55:00,250 --> 00:55:02,083
A little drink...

1063
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,000
Of anise.

1064
00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:07,166
Told you it was a perfect plan, didn't I?

1065
00:55:07,250 --> 00:55:10,750
Clearly you haven't been frisked
by a gorilla in a uniform.

1066
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:12,666
What's that smell?

1067
00:55:12,750 --> 00:55:15,375
Poop. Move, quick. Come on.

1068
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,416
- This way.
- Let's go.

1069
00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:20,875
- To the right!
- Watch out, Lucas.

1070
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,458
There we go. Bet you're glad, aren't you?

1071
00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:29,916
That I took that mechanics class
instead of IT, which is useless.

1072
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,000
You're a legend, Rafita.
Think this will hold?

1073
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,708
Of course. I'm a pro.

1074
00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:37,166
I once built a go-kart
out of a cookie box.

1075
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:40,458
Then try to start it, Rafita,
for God's sake!

1076
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,833
Now a hard right!

1077
00:55:42,916 --> 00:55:45,833
Rafita! I'm gonna puke!

1078
00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:49,291
There's someone else in the store.

1079
00:55:52,125 --> 00:55:53,791
This is exciting, huh, Mía?

1080
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:57,125
Right?
Great father-son quality time, isn't it?

1081
00:55:57,208 --> 00:55:58,083
Yeah, sure, Dad.

1082
00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:02,083
Enough chatter.
Where do we start investigating?

1083
00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:05,375
The boss's name is Candela Iriarte.
We could check her office.

1084
00:56:05,458 --> 00:56:07,791
Great idea! You're as smart as you are cu...

1085
00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:08,791
As I am what?

1086
00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:11,125
As you're good a skater.

1087
00:56:12,250 --> 00:56:14,041
"As you're good a skater."

1088
00:56:14,125 --> 00:56:16,375
Jealous, are we?

1089
00:56:21,291 --> 00:56:23,125
Here it is. Top floor.

1090
00:56:23,208 --> 00:56:26,125
Wow, huge office.
Boss always gets the biggest one.

1091
00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:29,583
Just don't knock anything over.
Rami, you break everything.

1092
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:32,625
Come on, let's start searching.
You two, check the computer.

1093
00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:36,958
Rami, look in those top drawers.
I'll check the ones down here.

1094
00:56:37,041 --> 00:56:39,916
If that's a short joke,
I'm not in the mood.

1095
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,333
Sorry, didn't mean it that way.
Let's swap.

1096
00:56:44,041 --> 00:56:46,666
And remember, don't make noise, okay?

1097
00:56:48,208 --> 00:56:49,416
Dad!

1098
00:56:50,916 --> 00:56:52,000
Sorry.

1099
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:53,333
Look.

1100
00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:58,500
- That's him! The impostor!
- What an incredible acting range.

1101
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:03,083
Doesn't matter.
This proves they've got Santa.

1102
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,416
Quick, hide!

1103
00:57:06,500 --> 00:57:07,666
In the closet.

1104
00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:10,416
Mía, wait for me.

1105
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,250
Huh? What's this?

1106
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:22,041
Note: Sebastián, fire the cleaning lady.

1107
00:57:22,708 --> 00:57:24,791
If she's actually on contract, that is.

1108
00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:32,166
Christmas is great, people spend, I rake.

1109
00:57:35,208 --> 00:57:37,166
<i>Another sales record crushed.</i>

1110
00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:39,541
Ma'am.

1111
00:57:39,625 --> 00:57:40,625
What?

1112
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,916
I need to tell you something,
but please don't be mad.

1113
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:44,958
Speak.

1114
00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:46,875
Santa Claus is gone.

1115
00:57:46,958 --> 00:57:48,875
- What?!
- Yeah, the chest is missing!

1116
00:57:48,958 --> 00:57:51,833
This could ruin our whole plan!

1117
00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:54,750
I swear we'll find him
before anyone notices.

1118
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:57,750
What the hell...?

1119
00:57:57,833 --> 00:58:00,541
Hi, I'm Manolo, the IT guy.

1120
00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:02,541
I didn't hear a word
of what just happened.

1121
00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:04,916
Sebastián, we're being hacked!

1122
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,583
Manolo? Our IT guy's name is Andrés.

1123
00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:10,708
Right, it's Andrés Manuel.
It's a compound name.

1124
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,041
Who are those kids?

1125
00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:14,041
- Sebastián, call security.
- Right away.

1126
00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:16,875
- Security, to the office.
- No!

1127
00:58:16,958 --> 00:58:18,125
Come on, Sebastián!

1128
00:58:22,125 --> 00:58:24,125
How many people are in here?!

1129
00:58:24,208 --> 00:58:26,375
This is trespassing! They're squatters!

1130
00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:30,291
We're just a family,
bit of a dysfunctional one,

1131
00:58:30,375 --> 00:58:32,083
who only wants to... Run!

1132
00:58:32,166 --> 00:58:34,083
After them, Sebastián!

1133
00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:37,708
Don't leave me alone, Sebastián!

1134
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,458
Go!

1135
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,875
- Faster! Move!
- I'm coming!

1136
00:58:48,958 --> 00:58:49,958
- Split up!
- Hey!

1137
00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:51,291
- To the right!
- Go!

1138
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:53,250
- Mía, that way!
- Lucas, this way!

1139
00:58:54,208 --> 00:58:56,875
- This way.
- After them!

1140
00:58:58,208 --> 00:59:01,291
Sebastián, you go on, I can't.

1141
00:59:13,666 --> 00:59:15,166
Mommy...

1142
00:59:23,250 --> 00:59:25,958
Huh? Oh! The little doll!

1143
00:59:32,541 --> 00:59:33,375
Little doll?

1144
00:59:41,291 --> 00:59:42,250
Ha, ha!

1145
00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:44,375
See ya!

1146
00:59:49,375 --> 00:59:50,333
Look!

1147
00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:51,250
Over here!

1148
00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:53,625
Hey!

1149
00:59:58,375 --> 00:59:59,500
Let go of me! Hands off!

1150
00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:02,500
Boss, I got one! I got one, boss!

1151
01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:03,416
Let go of me!

1152
01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:05,166
Let him go!

1153
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:20,458
This way, Lucas!

1154
01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:21,708
Coming!

1155
01:00:31,041 --> 01:00:33,000
We can get out that way!

1156
01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:35,500
Salva?

1157
01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,833
- Rafita.
- I found Santa!

1158
01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:40,750
He's in here.
They locked him up to destroy Christmas.

1159
01:00:40,833 --> 01:00:42,666
Rafita, who gave you your license?

1160
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,458
You've gotta be kidding me.

1161
01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:46,000
No, really. He's right here.

1162
01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:49,416
Get me out of here!

1163
01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:54,166
Pathetic.

1164
01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:58,041
Mía.

1165
01:00:59,125 --> 01:01:02,000
Looks like Christmas is in our hands now.

1166
01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:04,708
Hey!

1167
01:01:04,791 --> 01:01:06,958
Careful! What's this all about?!

1168
01:01:07,041 --> 01:01:09,750
What are you planning to do with us?
I've got work tomorrow!

1169
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:13,333
- You actually work on Christmas Eve?
- That Ramoncín has got no soul.

1170
01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:15,541
- I told you that kid--
- Quiet!

1171
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:19,250
Hope you don't get seasick,

1172
01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:21,875
because you're taking a trip
to our factory in Jakarta.

1173
01:01:21,958 --> 01:01:25,666
Your plan's insane!
You'll never fool the kids!

1174
01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:27,458
Children are pure souls.

1175
01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:30,500
They can always tell
who the real Santa is.

1176
01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:35,041
My family's lived off
those pure souls for generations,

1177
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:39,125
and I can assure you
they're the dumbest creatures on Earth.

1178
01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:40,625
Doors.

1179
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,791
Oh, one more thing,

1180
01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,666
if we don't see each other again,
happy holidays.

1181
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,125
Happy holidays.

1182
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:57,041
- She's got some nerve...
- She's evil.

1183
01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,000
They crack me up!

1184
01:01:59,083 --> 01:02:00,791
Unbelievable.

1185
01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,208
Seriously? Another year of this?

1186
01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:08,458
Hey, this time it's not my fault.

1187
01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:11,166
- He's right. It's Salva's.
- Excuse me?

1188
01:02:11,250 --> 01:02:13,666
If you'd come with me,
they wouldn't have caught me.

1189
01:02:13,750 --> 01:02:17,208
How's it my fault for going straight?
Tell that to the guy trapped in there.

1190
01:02:17,291 --> 01:02:19,708
The worst part is
there's a maniac at the North Pole

1191
01:02:19,791 --> 01:02:23,041
bossing around the elves
and running Christmas.

1192
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,916
No, the worst part
is we dragged Mía and Lucas into this.

1193
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,416
Who knows where they are now...

1194
01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:30,166
Whoa, dude!

1195
01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:31,791
Lucas!

1196
01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:33,833
- Dad!
- What's up, Rafita?

1197
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,708
You okay?

1198
01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:38,791
- Knew you still loved me.
- Yeah, but keep it down.

1199
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:40,625
And who's this guy?

1200
01:02:40,708 --> 01:02:42,458
This is my buddy, Lolo.

1201
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,916
- Lolo Musicolo.
- Yes.

1202
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,541
Scared us half to death,
but it was worth it.

1203
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,083
He opened that truck in seconds.

1204
01:02:48,166 --> 01:02:50,041
Opens more doors than a mayor's brother.

1205
01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:53,916
Enough chatting.
We need to free Santa and get moving.

1206
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,208
Thanks, young lady.

1207
01:02:55,291 --> 01:02:58,666
I don't know you, but you seem
like the only smart one in this bunch.

1208
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:02,958
Impossible, this lock would take
a master locksmith to crack.

1209
01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:09,458
Fine, I'll open it, but on one condition.

1210
01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:11,250
I get to keep whatever's in there.

1211
01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:14,708
No, that'd be stealing.
We're good kids now.

1212
01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:18,875
Salva, please, cut the crap.
Let him open it and take what he wants.

1213
01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:29,500
Ho, ho, ho! No kidnapping can stop Santa!

1214
01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:32,583
I'm back! They'd better be ready!

1215
01:03:46,625 --> 01:03:50,333
What now? Ever heard of knocking?
Can't you see I'm busy?

1216
01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:51,416
Sorry.

1217
01:03:51,500 --> 01:03:53,000
Where's our truck now?

1218
01:03:53,083 --> 01:03:55,833
It should've set sail by now, ma'am.
Don't worry.

1219
01:03:55,916 --> 01:03:58,375
And if you don't mind,
I'm heading home with Mom.

1220
01:03:58,458 --> 01:04:00,333
Christmas Eve's our favorite night.

1221
01:04:00,416 --> 01:04:03,000
It's just the two of us,
but she cooks for an army.

1222
01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:05,375
Can't relate to that problem.

1223
01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:07,291
Don't tell me you have dinner alone!

1224
01:04:07,375 --> 01:04:10,208
Come have dinner with us!
My mom's roast is legendary.

1225
01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:12,333
Then we can play Scrabble,
all three of us!

1226
01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:13,625
No!

1227
01:04:13,708 --> 01:04:15,125
Okay, Monopoly then!

1228
01:04:15,208 --> 01:04:17,583
Oh, for crying out loud!

1229
01:04:19,625 --> 01:04:22,250
Why's our truck parked there?
It's wide open!

1230
01:04:23,708 --> 01:04:24,958
Let's go!

1231
01:04:26,125 --> 01:04:28,416
- Say something, Sebastián!
- Something!

1232
01:04:32,541 --> 01:04:36,333
Useless people!
I'm surrounded by useless people!

1233
01:04:40,416 --> 01:04:43,500
All right, everyone calm down.

1234
01:04:43,583 --> 01:04:45,958
This won't ruin my victory.

1235
01:04:47,791 --> 01:04:50,416
No one can stop the inevitable.

1236
01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:11,916
Knock it off with those rocks, rock guy.

1237
01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:13,916
They're gone, okay? I'm out of rocks.

1238
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,125
Whoa, the real Santa Claus.

1239
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:21,250
That's right, the real deal.
Don't take knock-offs like this guy.

1240
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:25,125
I can't believe this.
Three hundred years without a hitch,

1241
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:28,000
and this will be
the one year we have to resign.

1242
01:05:28,083 --> 01:05:29,583
Not <i>we.</i> You.

1243
01:05:29,666 --> 01:05:32,250
Can't believe you got tricked
by some wannabe actor.

1244
01:05:32,333 --> 01:05:34,375
Again, we have to find a way

1245
01:05:34,458 --> 01:05:37,291
to get back to the North Pole
before Christmas Eve dinner.

1246
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:40,833
It's hopeless.
For the first time in my life,

1247
01:05:41,375 --> 01:05:43,041
I'm going to let the children down.

1248
01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:47,833
How could I not give up, Rudolph?

1249
01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:49,541
I've got nothing left!

1250
01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:52,375
No sleigh, nothing but...

1251
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:56,000
one grumpy elf, two moody teens,

1252
01:05:56,083 --> 01:05:58,125
a guy with a bum arm, and Salva,

1253
01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:01,041
who picked this year to be a good boy.

1254
01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:03,750
So what is it, be good, be bad?
Make up your mind.

1255
01:06:03,833 --> 01:06:05,833
See? Told you this was pointless.

1256
01:06:09,041 --> 01:06:12,000
Wait! You're right, Rudolph, you genius!

1257
01:06:12,083 --> 01:06:13,083
What?

1258
01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:16,833
The tricked-out sleigh your dad built!
We could use that!

1259
01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:18,833
That's it!

1260
01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:21,458
Rafita, where is it?

1261
01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:25,000
Rafita...

1262
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,333
Tell me you didn't junk it.

1263
01:06:29,083 --> 01:06:30,958
Junk it? Me?

1264
01:06:31,041 --> 01:06:32,083
Never.

1265
01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:34,041
I sold it.

1266
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,125
It's fine. I'm sure whoever bought it

1267
01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:41,375
is a great guy who'll lend it to us,
no problem.

1268
01:06:41,458 --> 01:06:42,291
Huh?

1269
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:44,291
Oh sure, no problem at all!

1270
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,625
If you need the sleigh-car
for an emergency,

1271
01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,875
just take it, no big deal.

1272
01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:51,166
Oh wow, that's great! Thanks so much!

1273
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:53,500
No, you idiot! It's business!

1274
01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:56,875
A deal, genius. Stand your ground,
make it worth your while.

1275
01:06:56,958 --> 01:06:59,541
It's Christmas! Santa himself needs it.

1276
01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:01,833
Don't look at me, I'm retired.

1277
01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:04,333
The boss now is Ramoncín.
This guy's got no heart.

1278
01:07:04,416 --> 01:07:08,083
He's like those sharks from One Street.
All he's missing is the slicked-back hair.

1279
01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:09,083
Pay up!

1280
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:11,833
- Let's be clear, Ramón--
- Nope. He's the boss.

1281
01:07:11,916 --> 01:07:13,750
I'm the boss.

1282
01:07:13,833 --> 01:07:17,208
Listen, Ramoncín,
lend us the sleigh, or I quit.

1283
01:07:17,291 --> 01:07:18,125
Wait, what?

1284
01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:20,750
- And no more of those daily sandwiches.
- What?!

1285
01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:25,791
Our masterpiece as mechanics.

1286
01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:30,416
Salvador Molina, you genius!
Bravo, Rafita!

1287
01:07:31,666 --> 01:07:32,666
All right...

1288
01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,750
Enough.

1289
01:07:34,833 --> 01:07:36,291
You're drooling on me, stop!

1290
01:07:36,375 --> 01:07:38,083
Now, let's tune her up.

1291
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,625
Okay.

1292
01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,416
Out.

1293
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:46,666
Okay.

1294
01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:50,375
Ma'am.

1295
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,250
You should see this.

1296
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,708
<i>Hello, boys and girls.</i>

1297
01:07:54,791 --> 01:07:55,875
I'M THE REAL SANTA CLAUS

1298
01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:58,750
<i>This is Santa Claus
with an important announcement.</i>

1299
01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:01,833
<i>That man in the commercial was a fake.</i>

1300
01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:03,125
No!

1301
01:08:03,208 --> 01:08:07,541
<i>I would never give
such a terrible message to the world.</i>

1302
01:08:07,625 --> 01:08:13,375
<i>That ad was made
by a cruel and heartless company,</i>

1303
01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:14,791
<i>Planet Toys,</i>

1304
01:08:14,875 --> 01:08:18,125
<i>who kidnapped me to make a profit!</i>

1305
01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:22,083
<i>Looks like they've forgotten
the true spirit of Christmas.</i>

1306
01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:27,750
No!

1307
01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:31,625
So don't forget to send your letters,

1308
01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:35,208
I'll be here, always,
to make your dreams come true.

1309
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,083
Ho, ho, ho!

1310
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:41,000
This is going viral on social media.

1311
01:09:04,750 --> 01:09:05,750
TOY ROOM 1

1312
01:09:05,833 --> 01:09:08,791
<i>From dawn till dusk, we make toys</i>

1313
01:09:08,875 --> 01:09:13,208
<i>Our strength is fading fast</i>

1314
01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:17,291
<i>We're running out of steam</i>

1315
01:09:17,375 --> 01:09:21,333
<i>At this rate, we're toast</i>

1316
01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,041
Yes?

1317
01:09:27,125 --> 01:09:31,250
You need to shut down and get out.
Santa's escaped, he's heading your way!

1318
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:36,333
<i>What? I'm not leaving my home
because some fake Santa's on the loose.</i>

1319
01:09:36,416 --> 01:09:37,791
What are you talking about?

1320
01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:41,583
You're not Santa, you're a washed-up actor
who should be waiting tables.

1321
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:45,333
<i>Washed up? You're washed up.
Your dad would be ashamed of you.</i>

1322
01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:48,000
<i>I've finally landed the role of my life,</i>

1323
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:51,083
and I'm not
giving it up for anyone, got it?

1324
01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:52,250
No one!

1325
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,916
What are you all looking at?

1326
01:09:58,833 --> 01:09:59,750
Back to work!

1327
01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:03,625
Come on, people, let's bring the energy.

1328
01:10:06,291 --> 01:10:09,291
I've got to get ready for my big scene.

1329
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,666
This is the end.

1330
01:10:14,166 --> 01:10:15,458
My father was right.

1331
01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:17,250
Ma'am...

1332
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:21,875
I'm useless. I'll never be good enough.

1333
01:10:21,958 --> 01:10:23,333
Don't say that.

1334
01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:27,208
You're smarter, sharper,
more creative, more efficient...

1335
01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,500
I've always loved you.

1336
01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:33,125
No way...

1337
01:10:33,875 --> 01:10:35,083
No way...

1338
01:10:35,666 --> 01:10:37,750
I know I'm not good enough for you.

1339
01:10:37,833 --> 01:10:39,000
Quiet. Look.

1340
01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,625
They're returning all the toys.

1341
01:10:45,041 --> 01:10:47,250
- We have to get out of here.
- Yeah.

1342
01:10:50,583 --> 01:10:52,750
No, please! Don't!

1343
01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:00,583
Vultures!

1344
01:11:00,666 --> 01:11:03,875
Easy now! Please stay calm.
Receipts first, everyone.

1345
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,875
Rudolph's hitched up.

1346
01:11:08,958 --> 01:11:11,625
All right, giddy-up, no time to waste.

1347
01:11:11,708 --> 01:11:13,833
I think you'll need this.

1348
01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:20,250
Rami, you're the best head elf
a Santa could ask for.

1349
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,208
Whoa, what's that?

1350
01:11:24,375 --> 01:11:25,958
It's the magic gateway.

1351
01:11:26,041 --> 01:11:29,500
That's how the elves
send gifts from the workshop.

1352
01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:33,666
If it's opening now,
it means we're running out of time.

1353
01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:39,750
- Awesome!
- Whoa, it's full of elves!

1354
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:40,875
Hi!

1355
01:11:43,416 --> 01:11:45,583
I have to see this. I'm going in!

1356
01:11:46,708 --> 01:11:47,916
What's that girl doing?

1357
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,000
We can't leave her alone with that maniac!

1358
01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:52,750
If something happens to her,
the PTA will kill me!

1359
01:11:52,833 --> 01:11:53,791
Mía, wait for me!

1360
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:55,250
No! Wait for me!

1361
01:11:55,333 --> 01:11:56,708
Salva, you can't!

1362
01:11:56,791 --> 01:12:00,458
Come on, Salva,
if an adult could go through that portal,

1363
01:12:00,541 --> 01:12:03,583
don't you think I'd be in there
catching that fraud myself?

1364
01:12:04,458 --> 01:12:09,291
Only the pure of heart,
and under five feet tall,

1365
01:12:09,375 --> 01:12:11,375
can cross the portal.

1366
01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:18,625
Enough with the short jokes.

1367
01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:22,166
I'm always the one
saving your butts anyway.

1368
01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,833
Quit grumbling and get in.

1369
01:12:23,916 --> 01:12:25,416
Careful!

1370
01:12:27,041 --> 01:12:29,208
Cool! All the elves!

1371
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,541
Hi.

1372
01:12:30,625 --> 01:12:31,833
They're friends of mine.

1373
01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:34,125
Keep quiet. He's around here.

1374
01:12:34,208 --> 01:12:36,208
Hurry, he's very grumpy.

1375
01:12:36,291 --> 01:12:40,041
Come on. We can't let Mauro see us.

1376
01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:41,583
He may think he's all grown up,

1377
01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:43,958
but I'm not leaving my son
alone in the North Pole.

1378
01:12:44,041 --> 01:12:45,791
I'm not leaving my buddy alone either.

1379
01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:49,250
I knew I could count on you, friends.

1380
01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:51,500
All right,
let's see if Rudolph's up for it.

1381
01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:54,125
My boy can handle anything.

1382
01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:57,250
Come on,
we've got a Christmas to save! Giddy-up!

1383
01:13:01,166 --> 01:13:03,500
Well... you might just pull this off.

1384
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,041
I don't know. I feel kinda ridiculous.

1385
01:13:06,125 --> 01:13:07,791
I think you look great.

1386
01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:10,250
Okay, let's do this.

1387
01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:12,125
You think it'll work?

1388
01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:15,291
I spiked enough elven punch
to knock out five reindeer,

1389
01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:19,833
and that guy's got a real taste for it.

1390
01:13:19,916 --> 01:13:24,166
Wait. You're missing one last touch.

1391
01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:36,666
No true elf goes without pointy ears.

1392
01:13:37,250 --> 01:13:40,208
And these are top of the line.

1393
01:13:46,083 --> 01:13:48,416
I'm the king of the world.

1394
01:13:51,291 --> 01:13:52,750
More elven punch, sir?

1395
01:13:53,791 --> 01:13:56,208
See all these countries?

1396
01:13:56,291 --> 01:13:57,875
See the whole wide world?

1397
01:13:57,958 --> 01:14:01,541
Tonight, the entire planet's watching me!

1398
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:05,208
Of course, sir.
Then you'd better stay hydrated.

1399
01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:06,375
A little more punch?

1400
01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:10,208
Oh, I love it.
I could bathe in elven punch.

1401
01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:11,291
Go ahead, drink up.

1402
01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:13,416
But I've already had too much.
I shouldn't.

1403
01:14:14,166 --> 01:14:16,750
Sure you should.
It's Christmas Eve. Celebrate.

1404
01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:17,666
Drink.

1405
01:14:17,750 --> 01:14:19,625
Did your voice just crack?

1406
01:14:20,291 --> 01:14:22,291
You two are new here, aren't you?

1407
01:14:31,708 --> 01:14:34,666
We have to move quietly. Let's go.

1408
01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,541
What has this lunatic done?

1409
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:46,916
I can't believe it!
I thought Santa's workshop wasn't real,

1410
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:48,416
like the White House!

1411
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:52,166
Rafita, you exist to prove there's room
for everyone in this world. Focus!

1412
01:14:53,166 --> 01:14:57,500
Where are you?
Show yourself, you impostor!

1413
01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,041
Show yourself!

1414
01:15:01,458 --> 01:15:04,083
- Santa!
- Help us! Get us out of here!

1415
01:15:04,708 --> 01:15:06,041
My little elves!

1416
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,541
Well, well, well...

1417
01:15:12,625 --> 01:15:15,375
Look who showed up, the has-been himself!

1418
01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:19,750
You fraud!
How could anyone mistake you for me?

1419
01:15:19,833 --> 01:15:22,041
I'm way more athletic!

1420
01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:23,958
Your reign of terror ends now!

1421
01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:26,458
Get out of my workshop!

1422
01:15:27,583 --> 01:15:29,708
This is my home now.

1423
01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:34,333
And I'm a better Santa
than you've ever been, fatso.

1424
01:15:34,416 --> 01:15:38,458
"Fatso"? Thanks to me,
we live in a kinder world!

1425
01:15:38,541 --> 01:15:41,708
And thanks to me,
we have a healthier profit margin!

1426
01:15:41,791 --> 01:15:43,208
I'm much more cheerful!

1427
01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:44,875
And I'm more efficient!

1428
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:47,166
I'm known for my generosity!

1429
01:15:47,250 --> 01:15:51,166
So am I! In fact,
I've even got a little present for you.

1430
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,833
Here!

1431
01:15:53,916 --> 01:15:55,625
- We're in here!
- Get us out!

1432
01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:56,875
- Dad!
- Over here!

1433
01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:58,208
- Here!
- Over here!

1434
01:15:58,291 --> 01:15:59,291
Lucas! Mía!

1435
01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:00,208
Rami!

1436
01:16:01,416 --> 01:16:04,666
You really thought
I was dumb enough not to notice?

1437
01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,208
Still, that punch was delicious,

1438
01:16:07,291 --> 01:16:09,250
but I don't go down easy.

1439
01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:11,000
Man, how's he still standing?

1440
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,500
Let us go!

1441
01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:15,291
Sorry, kid, but I need some guarantees.

1442
01:16:15,375 --> 01:16:17,291
Let go of my son or I'll knock you out.

1443
01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:20,666
Easy now. I'm crazy, and I know it.

1444
01:16:20,750 --> 01:16:22,208
Don't anyone come near me, or else...

1445
01:16:22,291 --> 01:16:23,458
Or else?

1446
01:16:24,083 --> 01:16:24,916
What about it?

1447
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,750
Or else what? What's gonna happen?
Finish the sentence.

1448
01:16:29,625 --> 01:16:33,041
Geez, Rafita.
It's obvious, he'd hurt the kids.

1449
01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:34,791
Is that really what you'll do?

1450
01:16:34,875 --> 01:16:35,708
Of course!

1451
01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:37,041
- What a monster...
- Back off!

1452
01:16:37,583 --> 01:16:39,583
I want to see you hit the ground.

1453
01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:44,583
- Only one can remain.
- Yeah, and it'll be me.

1454
01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:52,291
- Dad!
- Lucas! Mía!

1455
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,208
Careful!

1456
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:54,833
No!

1457
01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:59,083
Hey! Don't push it, big guy.

1458
01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:07,791
Impostor!

1459
01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:21,291
Now. No, wait!

1460
01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,750
Back it up.

1461
01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:33,666
You're finished.

1462
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:35,541
You didn't count on me
spending three years

1463
01:17:35,625 --> 01:17:37,958
playing a pirate on a tourist cruise.

1464
01:17:38,041 --> 01:17:39,208
Fine.

1465
01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:42,250
But you're forgetting I'm magical.

1466
01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:44,833
Ho, ho, ho!

1467
01:17:44,916 --> 01:17:47,083
Yay!

1468
01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,875
Surrender!

1469
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:54,250
Yes, of course,
Mister Santa, don't hurt me.

1470
01:17:54,333 --> 01:17:56,125
It was the toy lady's fault.

1471
01:17:56,208 --> 01:17:58,000
I only wanted a role.

1472
01:17:58,083 --> 01:18:00,875
Please,
find it in your heart to forgive me.

1473
01:18:00,958 --> 01:18:04,375
All right. I forgive you. Get up, Mauro.

1474
01:18:04,458 --> 01:18:08,583
See? Compassion
is the most powerful weapon.

1475
01:18:08,666 --> 01:18:10,250
No! Watch out!

1476
01:18:10,333 --> 01:18:14,041
No!

1477
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:18,583
- No!
- Watch out!

1478
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,041
Don't move!

1479
01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:26,041
Or you.

1480
01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:27,500
Or you.

1481
01:18:27,583 --> 01:18:29,208
Shoot him, Dad!

1482
01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:30,708
Who?

1483
01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:31,666
Move it!

1484
01:18:31,750 --> 01:18:34,208
How can you not recognize me, Salva?

1485
01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:36,375
I'm the real Santa Claus!

1486
01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:37,666
Ho, ho, ho!

1487
01:18:37,750 --> 01:18:40,166
No! <i>I'm</i> the real Santa Claus!

1488
01:18:40,250 --> 01:18:41,583
Ho, ho, ho!

1489
01:18:41,666 --> 01:18:44,666
This is impossible.
Even their laughs sound the same.

1490
01:18:44,750 --> 01:18:48,250
Ask them something
only the real Santa would know.

1491
01:18:49,250 --> 01:18:51,875
What did Lucas ask for Christmas
in his letter this year?

1492
01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,250
I do. I know.

1493
01:18:54,375 --> 01:18:55,291
Gotcha.

1494
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,208
What the...?

1495
01:18:58,291 --> 01:19:00,125
I can't move my arm, you maniac!

1496
01:19:00,208 --> 01:19:03,208
You fell right into my trap.
Lucas didn't write a letter this year.

1497
01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:06,458
- No, Dad. I did.
- You've gotta be kidding me.

1498
01:19:06,541 --> 01:19:09,208
It's just... I still believe in Santa.

1499
01:19:09,291 --> 01:19:12,541
Thank you, Lucas.
Good to know I can still count on you.

1500
01:19:12,625 --> 01:19:14,541
- Later, losers!
- He's getting away!

1501
01:19:16,333 --> 01:19:20,125
<i>Hasta la vista</i>, babies!
My vengeance will be great!

1502
01:19:20,208 --> 01:19:21,875
Eh, let him go.

1503
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:25,750
The polar bears are so hungry this year,
he won't last ten minutes.

1504
01:19:25,833 --> 01:19:27,000
- Come on!
- Let's go!

1505
01:19:27,083 --> 01:19:28,333
- Let's go!
- Move!

1506
01:19:28,416 --> 01:19:29,250
Dad.

1507
01:19:33,333 --> 01:19:35,250
- The elves!
- Dad!

1508
01:19:35,333 --> 01:19:36,500
Lucas! Mía!

1509
01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:40,208
Wait, hold on.
All these doubles have scrambled my brain.

1510
01:19:40,291 --> 01:19:42,458
How do I know your dad's really your dad?

1511
01:19:42,541 --> 01:19:45,125
- You're an idiot, you know that?
- Yeah, that's him.

1512
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,041
No time to celebrate.

1513
01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:50,916
It's Christmas Eve,
and those toys won't deliver themselves.

1514
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,208
We'll never make it in time this year.

1515
01:19:54,291 --> 01:19:57,250
You're forgetting one thing,
this year we've got two sleighs!

1516
01:19:57,958 --> 01:20:01,583
Way to save the day, Salvador!

1517
01:20:02,208 --> 01:20:04,333
Ho, ho, ho!

1518
01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,500
Whoa! This is awesome!

1519
01:20:16,583 --> 01:20:19,166
Can I drive it? Can I, can I?

1520
01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:22,333
Rafita, behave,
or you're staying here, got it?

1521
01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:26,375
Your choice, Salva.
Southern or Northern Hemisphere?

1522
01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:28,958
Southern. It's warmer down there.

1523
01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:31,500
Wish us luck, everyone!

1524
01:20:31,583 --> 01:20:34,125
<i>Clean those chimneys...</i>

1525
01:20:34,208 --> 01:20:36,583
I love it when they get all sing-songy!

1526
01:20:36,666 --> 01:20:38,416
I prefer them quiet.

1527
01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:41,208
Giddy-up!

1528
01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:46,666
- Bye!
- Have fun!

1529
01:20:46,750 --> 01:20:47,750
Ready?

1530
01:20:47,833 --> 01:20:48,666
- Let's go!
- Yeah!

1531
01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:50,125
Then let's ride!

1532
01:20:54,916 --> 01:20:58,583
It's too late.
I've never been this behind on deliveries.

1533
01:20:58,666 --> 01:21:01,125
Then step on it, Santa,
no speed limits up in the sky.

1534
01:21:01,208 --> 01:21:03,625
You're something else, Rafita.
But you're right.

1535
01:21:03,708 --> 01:21:04,541
Let's go!

1536
01:21:06,291 --> 01:21:10,083
- Only four hours left, Dad!
- Oh man, I'm stressing out! Hurry!

1537
01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:14,125
Don't worry, it's fine.
My dad's an expert pilot.

1538
01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:16,958
Who said I was scared? This is awesome!

1539
01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:18,333
Full speed ahead!

1540
01:21:18,416 --> 01:21:19,583
Go, go, go!

1541
01:21:20,125 --> 01:21:21,958
Whoa, easy!

1542
01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,708
Paris, Rafita. The gifts. To the elves!

1543
01:21:25,791 --> 01:21:26,625
On it, Santa!

1544
01:21:27,958 --> 01:21:29,375
Heya!

1545
01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,500
Paris.

1546
01:21:33,750 --> 01:21:34,666
Paris.

1547
01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:37,375
Whoa, easy!

1548
01:21:37,458 --> 01:21:40,000
Tunisia! You're gonna love this!

1549
01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:42,583
So cool!

1550
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:50,000
- Two hours left.
- Then let's fly!

1551
01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:58,625
Rafita, your turn!

1552
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:01,083
I'm Santa Claus! Ho, ho, ho!

1553
01:22:01,166 --> 01:22:02,708
No! Not headfirst!

1554
01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:03,875
Chile!

1555
01:22:04,625 --> 01:22:05,458
There.

1556
01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:06,708
Next one!

1557
01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:09,583
<i>Buenos Aires!</i>

1558
01:22:09,666 --> 01:22:10,833
<i>Santa Fe!</i>

1559
01:22:10,916 --> 01:22:12,083
<i>Corrientes!</i>

1560
01:22:13,375 --> 01:22:15,125
Let's hit Russia, Rafita!

1561
01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:18,375
- Their salad's delicious.
- Yeah, but no peas in mine.

1562
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:20,083
What's that?

1563
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:22,750
- A bird?
- An airplane.

1564
01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,208
Nope, it's those two!

1565
01:22:25,291 --> 01:22:26,625
- It's Salva!
- What?

1566
01:22:26,708 --> 01:22:27,833
He's coming in hot!

1567
01:22:29,041 --> 01:22:30,375
Look out!

1568
01:22:30,458 --> 01:22:31,958
- Watch it!
- Pull up, Santa!

1569
01:22:43,291 --> 01:22:44,166
Oh boy!

1570
01:22:48,875 --> 01:22:52,000
Elves! The Kazakhstan gifts!

1571
01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:58,083
- Dad, get inside!
- You're up!

1572
01:22:58,166 --> 01:23:00,458
No way. You never know
where a chimney might end.

1573
01:23:00,541 --> 01:23:03,166
- Chicken!
- Chicken!

1574
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,791
Okay, okay! I'm coming!

1575
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:08,791
Rafita! The gifts for San Francisco!

1576
01:23:13,333 --> 01:23:15,416
You could give me a hand, you know.

1577
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:17,750
<i>Ándale, Papito!</i>

1578
01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:18,916
Lose the hat.

1579
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,500
We're bringing gifts, not taking them!

1580
01:23:24,041 --> 01:23:26,958
Merry Christmas!

1581
01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:28,000
<i>Cairo.</i>

1582
01:23:28,666 --> 01:23:29,541
<i>Dubai.</i>

1583
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:31,666
<i>Istanbul.</i>

1584
01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:34,125
<i>Sri Lanka.</i>

1585
01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:38,875
<i>- Thamaga.
- Chiúre. São Paulo.</i>

1586
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:40,000
<i>Córdoba.</i>

1587
01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:43,458
- Yes!
- Yes! We did it!

1588
01:23:43,541 --> 01:23:46,875
Another year, every kid got their present.

1589
01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:49,708
Whoa, what an epic night, I tell you.

1590
01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:51,833
Thanks, Santa.

1591
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:56,750
Glad you enjoyed it.
Couldn't have done it without you all.

1592
01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:59,666
Yeah. Hey, I was thinking.

1593
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:02,041
I know I'm kinda big, and my arm's dead,

1594
01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:04,250
but could I be one of your elves?

1595
01:24:04,750 --> 01:24:06,916
- No, Rafita.
- Oh...

1596
01:24:07,833 --> 01:24:09,958
An elf? What for?

1597
01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:12,333
You're way more than that.

1598
01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,041
You're a friend.

1599
01:24:15,458 --> 01:24:17,250
- Giddy-up, Rudolph!
- Giddy-up!

1600
01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:20,583
Merry Christmas!

1601
01:24:22,375 --> 01:24:23,458
Let's go!

1602
01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:26,416
- Stop.
- Whoa!

1603
01:24:28,291 --> 01:24:32,208
Mía, I hope you had fun,
and your parents aren't mad.

1604
01:24:32,291 --> 01:24:34,541
Relax, they know I'm in good hands.

1605
01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:36,250
- Good.
- Thanks.

1606
01:24:37,083 --> 01:24:39,291
- Lucas.
- Go on.

1607
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:41,541
- What?
- She's calling you.

1608
01:24:42,041 --> 01:24:43,000
- Oh.
- Go.

1609
01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:44,125
Coming!

1610
01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:48,791
Dad.

1611
01:24:49,541 --> 01:24:52,541
Thanks, Lucas.
This was the best day of my life.

1612
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:55,875
By the way, you never said
what you wrote in your letter.

1613
01:24:57,500 --> 01:24:58,875
Uh... well...

1614
01:24:59,875 --> 01:25:01,708
You know, the usual.

1615
01:25:01,791 --> 01:25:04,625
A T-shirt and a video game.

1616
01:25:05,416 --> 01:25:08,458
You don't have to lie. Santa told me.

1617
01:25:20,958 --> 01:25:22,208
Bye!

1618
01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,166
Dad!

1619
01:25:24,916 --> 01:25:27,250
- What a rush!
- I'm happy for you, son.

1620
01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,625
- Bye!
- Let's go!

1621
01:25:29,708 --> 01:25:31,000
Home!

1622
01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:14,458
Wait, something doesn't add up.

1623
01:26:14,541 --> 01:26:17,416
We spent all night
delivering gifts everywhere,

1624
01:26:17,958 --> 01:26:19,708
and we don't get a single gift ourselves.

1625
01:26:19,791 --> 01:26:21,333
We spent time together.

1626
01:26:21,416 --> 01:26:22,416
That's right, Dad.

1627
01:26:23,333 --> 01:26:24,541
Hey, what's that?

1628
01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:27,041
A surprise for you two.

1629
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:30,458
Son, really,
you didn't have to get me anything.

1630
01:26:30,541 --> 01:26:33,708
Just knowing you love me is all I nee--

1631
01:26:33,791 --> 01:26:36,375
Whoa! A foosball table! Cool!

1632
01:26:36,458 --> 01:26:38,833
Cool, huh? Come on, I'll start.

1633
01:26:38,916 --> 01:26:40,083
Go on then.

1634
01:26:41,416 --> 01:26:44,166
- Let's go!
- Loser plays against my bum arm.

1635
01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:45,250
Okay.

1636
01:26:46,791 --> 01:26:48,333
- Goal!
- No!

1637
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:53,333
Your turn.

1638
01:26:53,416 --> 01:26:56,291
All right, I'm jumping in
before I get bored watching.

1639
01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:58,041
This is how it's done. Come on.

1640
01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:00,458
- Goal!
- Yes!

1641
01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,041
<i>I was thinking...</i>

1642
01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:04,416
<i>I know I'm kinda big, and my arm's dead,</i>

1643
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,208
<i>but could I be one of your elves?</i>

1644
01:27:06,291 --> 01:27:08,666
<i>An elf? What for?</i>

1645
01:27:08,750 --> 01:27:10,958
<i>You're way more than that.</i>

1646
01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:12,583
<i>You're a friend.</i>

1647
01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:16,916
Oh, you know... People say things sometimes.

1648
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,791
The kid needed a father figure,

1649
01:27:20,875 --> 01:27:22,500
and who better than me?

1650
01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:31,791
Come on, guys. You're more than that.

1651
01:27:31,875 --> 01:27:33,041
You're...

1652
01:27:33,125 --> 01:27:34,041
family!

1653
01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:37,916
You say that to everyone.

1654
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:40,833
Classic, Rami,
kicking a man when he's down.

1655
01:27:40,916 --> 01:27:42,791
Aren't you forgetting something?

1656
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,208
Right! Of course!

1657
01:27:46,291 --> 01:27:48,041
Let's get this party started!

1658
01:27:48,125 --> 01:27:50,291
Yeah!

1659
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:24,083
Another year,
another Christmas success, thanks to me.

1660
01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:25,041
"Us."

1661
01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:28,625
Come on. Do you have to
take everything so literally?

1662
01:28:28,708 --> 01:28:30,958
You always take all the credit.

1663
01:28:31,041 --> 01:28:35,000
Oh, Rami, don't be such a grouch.
Pour me a little maple liqueur.

1664
01:28:35,083 --> 01:28:36,458
I'm not your servant.

1665
01:28:36,541 --> 01:28:39,708
I meant because it's right next to you,
not because you're my servant.

1666
01:28:39,791 --> 01:28:41,666
Okay, but only 'cause you're old.

1667
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:44,000
You're getting grumpier every year, Rami.

1668
01:32:58,208 --> 01:33:03,208
Subtitle translation by: Felipe M.



