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Quiet down, quiet down. 37 00:03:14,332 --> 00:03:19,509 Alright, so for the new guys, water polo-- 38 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:21,442 What is it? 39 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:25,135 Anybody? 40 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:26,482 - A sport? 41 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:27,759 - A sport? 42 00:03:27,862 --> 00:03:29,588 Can you be more specific? 43 00:03:29,692 --> 00:03:33,730 - Full contact. Whoo-whoo! - Okay! 44 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,663 - Anyone else? 45 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:38,010 What else? 46 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:41,773 - I mean, it's in the water. 47 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:44,431 - D'oh! [ Laughter ] 48 00:03:46,122 --> 00:03:48,952 - Come on, guys. Anyone else? 49 00:03:49,056 --> 00:03:50,954 What about you, in the middle? 50 00:03:51,058 --> 00:03:52,404 - What? Me? 51 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:54,199 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah. 52 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:56,512 Yeah. No. Um... 53 00:03:56,615 --> 00:03:59,791 It's just about working together, 54 00:03:59,894 --> 00:04:02,172 uh, like, 55 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:05,072 as one big family or whatever. 56 00:04:05,175 --> 00:04:06,970 D'oh! [ Laughter ] 57 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:11,665 - What else? 58 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,081 - Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No. Um... 59 00:04:14,184 --> 00:04:16,704 - Communication. - Don't hog the ball. 60 00:04:16,808 --> 00:04:19,811 - O...kay. 61 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:22,089 - We have communication. 62 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:23,884 We have... - Ball handling. 63 00:04:23,987 --> 00:04:25,955 [ Laughter ] 64 00:04:27,853 --> 00:04:32,651 [ Laughter ] 65 00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:35,723 - Very good, very good, very good. 66 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:40,521 Oh, so very smart. Very good, very good. 67 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:43,317 Ha-ha-ha. Very good. 68 00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:45,802 - ♪ Shake it like a salt shaker, shake it like a salt shaker ♪ 69 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:48,357 ♪ Shake it like a salt shaker, shake it like a salt shaker ♪ 70 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,186 ♪ Popping till you percolate 71 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,740 ♪ First booty-on-booty, no time to wait ♪ 72 00:04:52,844 --> 00:04:54,811 ♪ Make it work, with your wet T-shirt ♪ 73 00:04:54,915 --> 00:04:57,538 ♪ Bitch, you gotta shake it till your calf muscles hurt ♪ 74 00:04:57,642 --> 00:05:00,334 ♪ Sadie heels on your feet, the strap around your ankles ♪ 75 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:01,542 ♪ Jegga, jegga, jegga 76 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:02,647 ♪ Call that bitch Bojangles 77 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,787 ♪ Juicy like fruit... 78 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:06,029 ♪ 79 00:05:06,133 --> 00:05:08,722 [ Boys shouting in distance ] 80 00:05:33,885 --> 00:05:35,404 - Uh, you know, 81 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:38,648 you're only supposed to be in here for 15 minutes. 82 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:46,760 Um, only 15 minutes. 83 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:58,392 - First day of camp. Still breathing. 84 00:05:58,496 --> 00:06:01,568 Pretty good, huh? Yeah. - No. Yeah, yeah. 85 00:06:01,671 --> 00:06:03,155 Good. 86 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:06,607 - So I spoke to your mom earlier. 87 00:06:06,711 --> 00:06:09,541 No cause for concern. She's a nice lady. 88 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:11,025 Just having a chat. 89 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:13,718 She said you guys had just moved from Boston. 90 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:17,031 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's a big move. 91 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:20,310 Should be exciting. Scary? 92 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:25,108 You know, I remember, uh, moved to San Diego when I was 10, 93 00:06:25,212 --> 00:06:28,733 and that was like stepping onto another planet, you know? 94 00:06:28,836 --> 00:06:31,736 Anyway, I just wanted you to know I'm your coach, 95 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:35,015 but I'm also here if you wanted to, you know, talk. 96 00:06:35,118 --> 00:06:38,501 I know this whole thing could be a little daunting, you know? 97 00:06:38,605 --> 00:06:40,020 Okay? - Thank you. 98 00:06:40,123 --> 00:06:41,573 - Go. 99 00:06:41,677 --> 00:06:43,575 Alright, now we got to fill in this stupid form. 100 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:46,820 Uh, "My goals by the end of the summer 101 00:06:46,923 --> 00:06:49,961 are to blank, blank, and blank." 102 00:06:50,064 --> 00:06:51,894 [ Indistinct shouting ] 103 00:06:55,967 --> 00:06:58,107 - Holy shit. 104 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,005 Obviously fucking Everest. 105 00:07:00,109 --> 00:07:02,939 - ...parachute. - If you try to fly off that, 106 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,665 you're fucking dead. 107 00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:07,392 [ Indistinct shouting ] 108 00:07:07,496 --> 00:07:11,810 ♪ 109 00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:13,640 - Yeah, medicine tastes good. 110 00:07:13,743 --> 00:07:16,539 - Any cherry and grape kind of both taste like medicine. 111 00:07:16,643 --> 00:07:19,128 - ...Jumping off fucking Everest, dude. 112 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:20,854 - That's what I'm fucking saying. 113 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,545 - This is the dumbest fucking argument 114 00:07:22,649 --> 00:07:24,478 I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. 115 00:07:24,582 --> 00:07:26,756 ...Yeah. Why did you even make that? 116 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,793 [ Indistinct shouting ] 117 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,968 ♪ 118 00:07:34,212 --> 00:07:36,041 - Excuse me. Sorry. 119 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:37,422 Sorry. 120 00:07:37,526 --> 00:07:39,010 - Are you on something? 121 00:07:39,113 --> 00:07:43,117 You know any other flavor is better than grape. 122 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:45,775 - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 123 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:47,397 Hold on. 124 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,847 Everybody likes grape. 125 00:07:48,951 --> 00:07:51,125 You tell me one person who doesn't like it. 126 00:07:51,229 --> 00:07:52,610 - I've got one. 127 00:07:52,713 --> 00:07:55,544 Would you rather your food always be hot 128 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:57,338 and you never get used to it, 129 00:07:57,442 --> 00:08:00,721 it's always hot, or have no knees? 130 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,827 - Food has no knees. - No knees? 131 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:04,656 - Your knees, they're gone. You don't have knees. 132 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,727 - No knees? - Uh, wait. 133 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:09,834 - I'd have no knees. - So hot like spicy? 134 00:08:09,937 --> 00:08:11,767 - Food already has no knees. - No, no. Listen. 135 00:08:11,870 --> 00:08:13,354 - I didn't even-- - Okay, so would you rather-- 136 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,425 - Would you would you guys rather A, 137 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,151 every time you have an orgasm, 138 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:19,188 the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays, 139 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:23,157 or B, every time the song "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays, 140 00:08:23,261 --> 00:08:25,781 you guys have an orgasm. 141 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:27,403 - B. - Yo, fuck Smash Mouth. 142 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,198 - How does it play in the A situation? 143 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:32,097 - On like a small but, like, decently powerful boom box 144 00:08:32,201 --> 00:08:34,686 that just magically appears when you orgasm. 145 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:36,377 - Still B. - A. 146 00:08:36,481 --> 00:08:38,172 - Fuck Smash Mouth. - A. 147 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:40,589 - So wait, does the entire song play or can you make it stop? 148 00:08:40,692 --> 00:08:42,452 - The entire song. 149 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,214 - Still B. - Still A. 150 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:47,837 - What'd you just say? 151 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:50,840 - What? - You said can you make it "sop"? 152 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:58,261 - [ Chuckles ] No. 153 00:08:58,365 --> 00:09:00,022 - What'd you just say, then? 154 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:02,818 - Nothing. - He said can you make it stop. 155 00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:04,164 - No, he didn't. - Yes, he did. 156 00:09:04,267 --> 00:09:05,475 - He didn't. 157 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,029 - What? 158 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:09,928 - Say stop. 159 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:13,173 - What? No. Why? 160 00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:14,761 - You can't say it. 161 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:16,072 - Yo, who can't say stop? 162 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:17,729 - Yes, I-I can. 163 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,180 - Okay, then say it. 164 00:09:25,772 --> 00:09:27,325 - Um, wait, wait, so, guys, would you rather-- 165 00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:29,776 - Say it. - Um... 166 00:09:29,879 --> 00:09:31,398 - Say it. - Okay, would you rather-- 167 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:34,332 - Bro, he can't say it 168 00:09:34,435 --> 00:09:37,473 See how he doesn't want to say it? 169 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,579 Then say it. 170 00:09:39,682 --> 00:09:42,409 Say it! Say it! - Okay, okay, okay, 171 00:09:42,512 --> 00:09:44,066 Sop, sop, sop, sop. 172 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:45,481 - "Sop"?! - "Sop"! 173 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,104 [ Laughter ] 174 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,554 - "Stop." 175 00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:51,901 [ Indistinct shouting ] 176 00:09:54,559 --> 00:09:55,940 - Stop. Stop! Stop! 177 00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:57,631 - Do you guys think these carrots taste weird? 178 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,358 - Oh, shit! 179 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:03,085 - The Plague! The Plague! 180 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:05,087 - Whoa! 181 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:07,537 - Frankly, they have kind of a gasoline-like aftertaste. 182 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,367 But not in a bad way, per se. 183 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:15,062 Certainly pungent. - Go, go, go. 184 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,754 Um... 185 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:22,276 They taste normal to me. 186 00:10:25,038 --> 00:10:27,696 - No parachute on the helicopter. - Yo, soppy. 187 00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:29,111 Can you say pasta? 188 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:30,215 - Pasta. - Pasta. 189 00:10:30,319 --> 00:10:33,080 - ♪ Run away, run away ♪ 190 00:10:33,184 --> 00:10:36,843 ♪ Run away and save your life ♪ 191 00:10:36,946 --> 00:10:38,983 ♪ Run away, run away ♪ 192 00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:41,433 - I told you. - Huh? Yeah, that's-- 193 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,712 Exactly. Can only choose one. 194 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:47,508 Would you rather suck a dick but you can have sex, 195 00:10:47,612 --> 00:10:50,511 but-- or-- or you don't do that, 196 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:52,928 but you can never have sex again. 197 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:56,414 - No, never have sex again? - What's up? 198 00:10:56,517 --> 00:10:58,209 - Damn. What's good? 199 00:10:58,312 --> 00:11:01,074 - Uh, I just-- I heard you're a vet. 200 00:11:03,421 --> 00:11:05,388 - What is a vet? - Uh, like-- 201 00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,805 Like you were here last session. 202 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:09,392 - Oh, yeah, I was. 203 00:11:09,496 --> 00:11:11,947 I was supposed to just stay for first session, 204 00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,018 but my dad fucked up and paid for both, 205 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:16,676 and he couldn't get a refund, so I had to stay. 206 00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:18,125 He was so pissed when he realized. 207 00:11:18,229 --> 00:11:19,748 You should have seen his face. Holy shit. 208 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:22,474 - Uh, who are the others? 209 00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,719 - Vets? Me, Logan... - What's up? 210 00:11:25,823 --> 00:11:28,239 - ...Matt. You can go. 211 00:11:28,342 --> 00:11:32,346 - What? - Ticky and Eli. 212 00:11:32,450 --> 00:11:34,486 - Eli's a vet? 213 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,488 - Sadly. 214 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:39,181 - I don't know, I just... 215 00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:44,220 thought you're supposed to, like, improve or something. 216 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:45,877 - Only if you try. 217 00:11:45,981 --> 00:11:48,328 - Yo, Julian. - What? 218 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:58,614 - Uh, so what's with the whole, like, musical chairs-y thing? 219 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,133 - What? 220 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:04,793 - Uh, like at lunch with... - Oh, the Plague? 221 00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,726 Eli's got the Plague. 222 00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:13,180 It's not funny, bro. You ever heard of leprosy? 223 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:18,599 - Eli's a leper? 224 00:12:18,703 --> 00:12:21,085 - Lepers aren't real, but similar. 225 00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:22,672 There's no official prognosis, 226 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:26,849 so we call it the Plague. 227 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:28,920 Like, those aren't regular pimples. 228 00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:33,476 Those are Plague pimples. That's a Plague face. 229 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,788 Like, I'm telling you, bro, 230 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:36,617 he didn't have pimples a few weeks ago. 231 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:40,311 That's some Plague shit right there. 232 00:12:40,414 --> 00:12:42,175 A few days later, 233 00:12:42,278 --> 00:12:44,349 he gets a freaky ass rash all over his body. 234 00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:47,525 Like, why do you think he wears that shirt all the time? 235 00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,665 You think that's a fashion statement? 236 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,322 Nah, bro, 237 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:54,394 that's some Plague shit. 238 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:57,328 Next thing, it infects the nervous system, 239 00:12:57,431 --> 00:13:00,262 breaks down motor skills. 240 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:04,300 You bump into some things, trip over yourself. 241 00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,199 You start dropping shit. 242 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:09,305 Normal things like eye contact 243 00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:14,863 or the ability to hold a regular conversation 244 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,003 just goes out the window. 245 00:13:19,246 --> 00:13:21,283 Turns your brain to baby food. 246 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,113 No brain, no nothing. 247 00:13:24,217 --> 00:13:27,737 - So, I mean, shouldn't he-- 248 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,533 shouldn't he, like, see a doctor? 249 00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:34,330 - I mean, he has. It's like herpes. 250 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,607 No cure for him. 251 00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:37,506 [ Whistle blows ] 252 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,578 ♪ 253 00:13:40,681 --> 00:13:45,341 - So it's-- it's like contagious? 254 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,034 - Incredibly, but only through touch. 255 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:52,590 So if you're exposed... 256 00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:56,283 Oh, man, you just gotta wash yourself like stat. 257 00:13:56,387 --> 00:14:00,494 - [ Vocalizing ] 258 00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:10,366 ♪ 259 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:20,238 ♪ 260 00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:30,076 ♪ 261 00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:39,740 ♪ 262 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:42,502 [ Indistinct conversations ] 263 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,061 [ Laughter ] 264 00:14:56,136 --> 00:14:58,932 - What? Too cold for you, Soppy? 265 00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:05,594 - Uh, no. It's good. - "No, it's, um, good." 266 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,631 Soppy, you get no bitches. 267 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:12,877 Soppy, where are you from? 268 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:15,086 - Um, "Boson." - Huh? 269 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,261 - "Boson." - "Boson"? 270 00:15:17,364 --> 00:15:19,919 Like, what did he just say? 271 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:21,196 "Boson"? Boston. 272 00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:23,543 - You "boson" around? - "Boson." 273 00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,441 He can't pronounce the T. 274 00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:26,822 [ Laughter ] 275 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,135 [ Indistinct conversations ] 276 00:15:39,145 --> 00:15:41,492 - Yo, yo, that's where Eli was sitting. 277 00:15:41,595 --> 00:15:43,321 Like, he's infected. 278 00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:46,048 [ All shouting ] 279 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:48,602 - He's contagious! 280 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,918 - [ Singsong voice ] Jake's got the Plague! 281 00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:57,749 Jake's got the Plague! Jake's got the Plague! 282 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,751 Jake's got the Plague! 283 00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:03,790 Jake, Jake, Jake, Plague! 284 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:05,895 Jake has the Plague! 285 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,621 - Am I good? 286 00:16:07,725 --> 00:16:09,037 [ All scream ] 287 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:12,488 - Chelsea Simone. 288 00:16:12,592 --> 00:16:14,904 - Kate Fulton. 289 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,147 - Shelly Wong. 290 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,287 - Smelly Shelly? 291 00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:20,634 - Bro, I swear you're all about the Asians. 292 00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,947 - Dude, shut up! 293 00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,708 - See, I'm all about the half-Asians. 294 00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,020 - Which half? 295 00:16:27,124 --> 00:16:29,678 - I don't know, the left half? - What? 296 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,231 - Where that Lubriderm at? 297 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,337 - I gave it to Ticky. 298 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,098 - Why are you such a lube hog? 299 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:40,240 - Soppy, what are you thinking about right now? 300 00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,898 Come on, spit it out. 301 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,486 - Um, 302 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:48,559 I'm just thinking about this girl I saw earlier. 303 00:16:48,662 --> 00:16:50,147 - Okay. - What girl? 304 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,977 - Puss-ay. - She live in Canada? 305 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,910 - Bukkake. 306 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,671 - Yo, someone get this man some lube. 307 00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:03,988 Yo, tell me about her. 308 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,163 We all want to hear it. - [ Laughs ] 309 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,549 - Soppy. 310 00:17:13,653 --> 00:17:15,620 [ Springs squeaking ] 311 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,623 - Um, 312 00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:21,143 I'm picturing her 313 00:17:21,247 --> 00:17:23,525 standing in the shower, 314 00:17:23,628 --> 00:17:25,044 washing herself. 315 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:26,942 - Okay. 316 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,978 [ Squeaking continues ] 317 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:32,258 - Suddenly she... 318 00:17:32,361 --> 00:17:36,331 Starts, like, rubbing herself 319 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:38,574 and... 320 00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:43,648 she tells me how, like... 321 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:45,650 wet she is. 322 00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:49,413 - Ooh, damn, Soppy. That's some hardcore shit. 323 00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:53,865 - I'm close. 324 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:55,764 Don't stop. 325 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,457 - And, um... 326 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,632 - I just came. 327 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:06,361 - I'm not gonna lie, so did I. 328 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:10,158 - Uh, sorry. 329 00:18:10,261 --> 00:18:12,298 I did too. So. 330 00:18:12,401 --> 00:18:13,299 - Same. 331 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:18,269 [ Door creaks closed ] 332 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,242 [ Toilet flushes ] 333 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:47,747 ♪ 334 00:18:51,613 --> 00:18:57,136 ♪ 335 00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:09,803 ♪ 336 00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:17,086 ♪ 337 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:23,886 ♪ 338 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:30,617 ♪ 339 00:19:30,721 --> 00:19:37,176 ♪ 340 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:38,763 [ Whistle blows ] 341 00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:55,332 [ Indistinct conversations ] 342 00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,196 - I don't think I'll ever get married. 343 00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:58,611 - What? - Maybe when I'm like 50. 344 00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,130 - Millions of pirates swarming the sea. 345 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,960 - Your dad's like 60 right now? 346 00:20:03,063 --> 00:20:04,582 - What are you talking about? 347 00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,344 - What if pirates don't drink champagne, though? 348 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:13,177 What if they just say "Oh, oh, oh, oh"? 349 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:14,489 - What are you doing? 350 00:20:14,592 --> 00:20:16,042 - What do you mean, what am I doing? 351 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:17,492 That's the pirate call, stupid. 352 00:20:17,595 --> 00:20:19,045 - That's not a pirate call. 353 00:20:19,148 --> 00:20:20,736 - It is a pirate call. So tell me-- 354 00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:22,531 Tell me what that is then. - That's like a Viking call, bro. 355 00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:24,395 - What is a Viking? - Well, it's like a-- 356 00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:26,432 - It's like a-- - Like a old village-- 357 00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:29,228 - Yeah. - A pirate's "Arr, matey." 358 00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:37,477 ♪ 359 00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:45,589 ♪ 360 00:20:45,692 --> 00:20:53,666 ♪ 361 00:20:53,769 --> 00:21:01,708 ♪ 362 00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:02,882 - [ Gasps ] 363 00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:05,505 ♪ 364 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:11,028 - Oh, my God. Holy shit, dude. 365 00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:12,616 Fuck! Are you okay? 366 00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,721 ♪ 367 00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:18,760 - Had a boo boo. Now it's better. 368 00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:22,764 - Oh, my God, dude. 369 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:25,076 How did you-- 370 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,493 How did you do that? 371 00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:30,358 - Thou shalt never know, mortal. 372 00:21:33,809 --> 00:21:38,883 ♪ 373 00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:44,095 ♪ 374 00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:49,273 ♪ 375 00:21:49,377 --> 00:21:54,761 ♪ 376 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:09,258 - Wait. Go, go, go, go. 377 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:18,302 ♪ 378 00:22:18,406 --> 00:22:27,346 ♪ 379 00:22:27,449 --> 00:22:32,109 - [ Vocalizing ] 380 00:22:32,212 --> 00:22:38,667 ♪ 381 00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:45,018 ♪ 382 00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:51,577 ♪ 383 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:57,928 ♪ 384 00:22:58,031 --> 00:23:04,313 ♪ 385 00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:10,837 ♪ 386 00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:17,223 ♪ 387 00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:23,574 ♪ 388 00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:25,783 [ Indistinct shouting ] 389 00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:35,414 ♪ 390 00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:38,209 - The only thing you do good is to use it. 391 00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:43,560 - Light that up. 392 00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,841 - It's squirting, it's squirting. 393 00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:56,435 ♪ 394 00:23:56,538 --> 00:24:04,201 ♪ 395 00:24:04,304 --> 00:24:11,967 ♪ 396 00:24:12,071 --> 00:24:19,527 ♪ 397 00:24:19,630 --> 00:24:22,322 - Whoo! Yeah! 398 00:24:22,426 --> 00:24:28,777 ♪ 399 00:24:28,881 --> 00:24:31,366 - The only thing you do good is to use it. 400 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,678 - What the fuck? 401 00:24:32,781 --> 00:24:34,576 - Yo, where's the music at, Matt? 402 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,234 - Why are you so terrible at everything? 403 00:24:37,337 --> 00:24:40,996 ♪ 404 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,860 - Come on. 405 00:24:42,964 --> 00:24:49,315 ♪ 406 00:24:49,418 --> 00:24:55,252 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 407 00:24:55,355 --> 00:25:00,015 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 408 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,396 - Gracias. Here we go. 409 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:05,745 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 410 00:25:05,849 --> 00:25:11,993 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 411 00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:17,895 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 412 00:25:19,241 --> 00:25:22,451 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 413 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,488 - [ Speaks indistinctly ] 414 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:34,325 ♪ 415 00:25:34,429 --> 00:25:43,887 ♪ 416 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:48,650 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 417 00:25:48,754 --> 00:25:50,618 - ♪ Ba-donk, ba-donk, ba-donk 418 00:25:50,721 --> 00:25:55,139 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 419 00:25:56,002 --> 00:26:00,731 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 420 00:26:01,732 --> 00:26:06,634 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 421 00:26:07,738 --> 00:26:09,706 ♪ Take me away ♪ 422 00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:11,708 ♪ Take me away ♪ - That's not your girlfriend, bro. 423 00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:17,437 - ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 424 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,232 [ All scream ] 425 00:26:19,336 --> 00:26:27,586 ♪ 426 00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:36,077 ♪ 427 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,596 - Holy shit! 428 00:26:37,699 --> 00:26:39,805 - What the fuck? 429 00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:41,979 - Dude, wash that shit. 430 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,981 - You gotta wash. 431 00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:53,025 ♪ 432 00:26:53,128 --> 00:26:55,544 - Scrub that fucking arm. - Scrub it. 433 00:26:55,648 --> 00:27:00,998 [ All shouting ] 434 00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:04,381 - And he's scrubbing some more, and he's scrubbing some more. 435 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,699 - Yo, Soppy, you crazy. 436 00:27:13,528 --> 00:27:15,806 - That was crazy. That was great. 437 00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:24,643 ♪ 438 00:27:24,746 --> 00:27:30,510 ♪ 439 00:27:30,614 --> 00:27:33,134 - I'm telling you, it's all about the below-water game. 440 00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:36,620 That separates the pros from the amateurs. 441 00:27:36,724 --> 00:27:38,691 [ Whistle blows ] 442 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,383 - I heard in the Olympics 443 00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:43,523 that they, like, shave their pubes 444 00:27:43,627 --> 00:27:45,215 so people can't pull them off underwater. 445 00:27:45,318 --> 00:27:46,665 - Yep. 446 00:27:46,768 --> 00:27:48,943 - That's savage. - Yeah. 447 00:27:49,046 --> 00:27:51,462 My brother says you have to have long fingernails. 448 00:27:51,566 --> 00:27:53,154 You can scratch guys. 449 00:27:53,257 --> 00:27:57,606 So the secret is keep them smooth, but kind of long. 450 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,194 After they've been approved, 451 00:27:59,298 --> 00:28:02,266 just bite them into little points. 452 00:28:02,370 --> 00:28:05,097 - Is your brother like a pro? 453 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,927 - I mean, he's only 18, but Princeton and Brown 454 00:28:08,031 --> 00:28:10,689 are basically in a death match over him, so. 455 00:28:10,792 --> 00:28:13,001 [ Indistinct conversations ] 456 00:28:15,763 --> 00:28:19,180 ♪ 457 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:30,122 ♪ 458 00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:37,370 ♪ 459 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,759 ♪ 460 00:28:49,624 --> 00:28:54,594 ♪ 461 00:28:54,698 --> 00:28:56,217 - Damn. 462 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,081 Soppy got game. 463 00:28:58,184 --> 00:28:59,841 Right, Sop? 464 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:09,023 ♪ 465 00:29:09,126 --> 00:29:12,681 - This guy Charlie, last session, 466 00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:15,132 he's the one who gave it to Eli. 467 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:16,444 Got to the point where he couldn't even 468 00:29:16,547 --> 00:29:18,411 hold a coherent conversation. 469 00:29:18,515 --> 00:29:21,690 He had to go home early. 470 00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:24,521 - Is he okay now? 471 00:29:24,624 --> 00:29:28,663 - Last I heard, he was in some mental institution. 472 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,699 He spends his days playing Jenga. 473 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,461 - [ Vocalizing ] 474 00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:40,986 ♪ 475 00:29:41,089 --> 00:29:48,441 ♪ 476 00:29:51,513 --> 00:29:57,036 ♪ 477 00:29:59,349 --> 00:30:04,388 ♪ 478 00:30:06,632 --> 00:30:13,604 ♪ 479 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:15,296 [ Fan whirring ] 480 00:30:42,150 --> 00:30:44,566 - [ Whispering indistinctly ] 481 00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:33,236 [ Whispering indistinctly ] 482 00:31:53,290 --> 00:32:00,090 ♪ 483 00:32:00,194 --> 00:32:02,851 - Don't forget to mark your calendars. 484 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:08,340 The highly anticipated summer soiree dance for all camps 485 00:32:08,443 --> 00:32:11,308 is coming up in the main gymnasium. 486 00:32:11,412 --> 00:32:14,449 This year's theme is Under the Sea. 487 00:32:14,553 --> 00:32:17,832 We'll have a live deejay, games... 488 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:27,600 ♪ 489 00:32:32,088 --> 00:32:34,538 - Cheetos. 490 00:32:34,642 --> 00:32:37,541 No, Doritos. 491 00:32:37,645 --> 00:32:40,993 No, Cheetos. 492 00:32:41,097 --> 00:32:44,169 - I wouldn't be an evil Sith. - But Sith are evil. 493 00:32:44,272 --> 00:32:45,894 - No, they just have less-- 494 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:48,104 - No, no, no, no, no, they're evil. 495 00:32:48,207 --> 00:32:50,140 - No. I could-- - They're just straight-up evil. 496 00:32:50,244 --> 00:32:53,005 - I could turn the majority of Siths into good people. 497 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:54,558 - No, you can't. - Yeah, I would. 498 00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,353 - They'd probably just kill you. - No, I would-- 499 00:32:56,457 --> 00:32:58,148 - Or Darth Vader would kill you. - I would infiltrate them, 500 00:32:58,252 --> 00:33:00,461 and I would make sure that they all became good. 501 00:33:00,564 --> 00:33:02,014 - One, two, three... 502 00:33:02,118 --> 00:33:05,500 - ♪ And though I'll make mistakes ♪ 503 00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:10,885 ♪ I'll never break your heart ♪ 504 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,060 ♪ And I swear ♪ 505 00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:18,927 ♪ By the moon and the stars in the sky ♪ 506 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:22,621 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 507 00:33:22,724 --> 00:33:24,381 ♪ I swear ♪ 508 00:33:24,485 --> 00:33:30,663 ♪ Like the shadow that's by your side ♪ 509 00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:34,150 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 510 00:33:34,253 --> 00:33:37,049 ♪ For better or worse ♪ 511 00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:40,121 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 512 00:33:40,225 --> 00:33:45,195 ♪ I'll love you with every beat of my heart ♪ 513 00:33:45,299 --> 00:33:50,925 ♪ And I swear ♪ 514 00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:54,308 ♪ Ooh ♪ 515 00:33:54,411 --> 00:33:57,276 ♪ 516 00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:59,485 [ Indistinct conversations ] 517 00:33:59,589 --> 00:34:04,594 ♪ 518 00:34:04,697 --> 00:34:09,702 ♪ 519 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:14,845 ♪ 520 00:34:14,949 --> 00:34:19,919 ♪ 521 00:34:20,023 --> 00:34:21,852 - It's Eli. 522 00:34:21,956 --> 00:34:24,441 He's hard, bro. 523 00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:28,204 - Holy shit, yo! Holy shit! He's hard. 524 00:34:28,307 --> 00:34:31,448 He's got a boner. - He's fucking hard. 525 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:33,830 [ Laughter ] 526 00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:42,528 - Yeah! Yeah! 527 00:34:42,632 --> 00:34:44,254 - Fucking boner. 528 00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:47,154 [ Indistinct shouting ] 529 00:34:47,257 --> 00:34:49,604 [ Whistle blowing ] 530 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,098 - Yo, Eli's hard. - Hey. 531 00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:03,894 In the pool, now. 532 00:35:03,998 --> 00:35:06,000 Come on. - Yo! 533 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:13,041 - [ Singsong voice ] Eli's hard, Eli's hard, Eli's hard. 534 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:15,354 - How old are you guys? 535 00:35:17,874 --> 00:35:20,187 It's a question. 536 00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:22,050 How old? - 13. 537 00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:23,880 - 12. - 13. 538 00:35:23,983 --> 00:35:26,710 - 12. - 12. 539 00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:31,025 13 and 12. 540 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,992 Old enough. 541 00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:35,340 Well, old enough. 542 00:35:35,443 --> 00:35:39,827 Your actions are not neutral. 543 00:35:41,415 --> 00:35:44,383 I mean, did any of you, even once stop and think, 544 00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:47,179 "How would I feel if that were me?" 545 00:35:47,283 --> 00:35:49,802 And you were called out in front of the girls 546 00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:52,391 and pointed at and laughed at for something 547 00:35:52,495 --> 00:35:55,774 that I swear to God, you got no control over. 548 00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:59,502 - [ Chuckles ] - Logan. 549 00:35:59,605 --> 00:36:01,883 - I guess I'd feel bad. - D'oh! 550 00:36:01,987 --> 00:36:04,541 - You guess you would feel bad. 551 00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:06,923 Says the guy that lit the match. 552 00:36:07,026 --> 00:36:08,994 - I was just joking. 553 00:36:09,097 --> 00:36:11,514 - So you think it's funny? 554 00:36:11,617 --> 00:36:12,653 - No. 555 00:36:15,449 --> 00:36:17,278 - Jake, what about you? 556 00:36:17,382 --> 00:36:19,177 Do you think it was funny? - I mean... 557 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,558 - Was it? - Kind of, yeah. 558 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:24,596 - "Kind of, yeah." - [ Laughs ] 559 00:36:24,699 --> 00:36:27,323 - Why? Explain to us. Why do you think it was funny? 560 00:36:27,426 --> 00:36:29,842 - Well, for one, his dick was hard. 561 00:36:29,946 --> 00:36:33,121 [ Laughs ] 562 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,193 - Let me ask you this. 563 00:36:35,296 --> 00:36:39,024 Have you ever been shamed in front of a group? 564 00:36:39,127 --> 00:36:41,164 Like, deeply, deeply shamed? - Mnh-mnh. 565 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:43,925 That's exactly what you're doing right now. 566 00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:47,135 [ Laughs ] 567 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,172 - Listen to me. 568 00:36:49,276 --> 00:36:52,106 So you're what, 13? 569 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,590 - 12. Yeah. - 12. 570 00:36:53,694 --> 00:36:56,593 And you're laughing at the stupidest, 571 00:36:56,697 --> 00:36:59,803 most juvenile 5-year-old "Beavis and Butthead" kind of-- 572 00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:01,736 - 5-year-olds watch "Beavis and Butthead"? 573 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,050 - Hey! You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face. 574 00:37:05,153 --> 00:37:07,259 Or all of you, because of Jake, 575 00:37:07,363 --> 00:37:11,194 are going to be doing burpees in the sun all day. 576 00:37:11,298 --> 00:37:13,748 I'm not even joking. One... 577 00:37:13,852 --> 00:37:20,893 ♪ 578 00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:22,170 Okay. 579 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,932 - [ Whispers ] Penis. - [ Laughs ] 580 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,763 - Pick it up or we do it all day. 581 00:37:28,867 --> 00:37:30,731 Pick it up. 582 00:37:31,835 --> 00:37:33,803 Three laps. Two to go. 583 00:37:33,906 --> 00:37:37,496 ♪ 584 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,360 - What is he doing, bro? 585 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:44,848 - Some kind of, like, I don't know, fantasy maybe? 586 00:37:46,678 --> 00:37:48,714 - ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 587 00:37:48,818 --> 00:37:50,647 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 588 00:37:50,751 --> 00:37:52,511 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 589 00:37:52,615 --> 00:37:54,927 ♪ Da-da-da-donkey, da-da-da-donkey ♪ 590 00:37:55,031 --> 00:37:56,584 ♪ Da-da-da-da-da-donkey 591 00:37:56,688 --> 00:37:58,552 ♪ Donkey, donkey, donkey, donkey ♪ 592 00:37:58,655 --> 00:38:00,519 - Can you, like, "sop" doing that? 593 00:38:00,623 --> 00:38:03,764 - "Can you, like, 'sop' doing that?" 594 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:05,835 Suck my dick, Soppy. 595 00:38:05,938 --> 00:38:08,631 - Suck your own dick. - That's not even possible. 596 00:38:08,734 --> 00:38:10,011 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 597 00:38:10,115 --> 00:38:11,392 - Yes, it is. 598 00:38:11,496 --> 00:38:13,083 Mike Griswold does it all the time. 599 00:38:13,187 --> 00:38:14,637 - No, he doesn't. - Yes, he does. 600 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:16,328 - How? - What do you mean, how? 601 00:38:16,432 --> 00:38:19,952 The man is double jointed. End of story. 602 00:38:22,196 --> 00:38:24,819 - Are you a vegetarian? 603 00:38:24,923 --> 00:38:28,236 - Yeah. - Why? 604 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:31,723 - Well, I guess I just feel bad for the animals. 605 00:38:33,069 --> 00:38:35,692 - Would you care if it's like a three-tongued, like, cow 606 00:38:35,796 --> 00:38:38,005 that's, like, all gross and shit? 607 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:40,835 - Yeah. Would you, Soppy? 608 00:38:40,939 --> 00:38:42,458 - I'd still feel bad. 609 00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:45,564 You know, you can't just go around killing innocent cows 610 00:38:45,668 --> 00:38:48,291 just because they're different. 611 00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:51,639 - How could you not want to bite this? 612 00:38:51,743 --> 00:38:55,850 - You just don't feel bad? Like, at all? 613 00:38:55,954 --> 00:38:58,715 It's not its fault it has three tongues. 614 00:38:58,819 --> 00:39:01,097 - Chill, Soppy. Why are you spazzing? 615 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,341 - I'm not. - "I'm not. 616 00:39:03,444 --> 00:39:06,792 It's not its fault it has three tongues." 617 00:39:06,896 --> 00:39:09,933 - "You have two seconds to wipe that smile off your face. 618 00:39:10,037 --> 00:39:12,384 Two." 619 00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:13,972 - Can you be more specific? 620 00:39:14,075 --> 00:39:18,114 Can you be more specific? Can you be more specific? 621 00:39:18,217 --> 00:39:21,704 - Can you be more specific? Can you be more specific? 622 00:39:21,807 --> 00:39:24,085 - [ Laughs ] 623 00:39:27,606 --> 00:39:30,091 - Where you going? 624 00:39:30,195 --> 00:39:31,507 - Bathroom. 625 00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:33,440 [ Indistinct conversations ] 626 00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:35,407 - Mad cow disease. 627 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:41,068 - [ Vocalizing ] 628 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:50,042 ♪ 629 00:39:50,146 --> 00:39:59,086 ♪ 630 00:40:05,264 --> 00:40:07,163 - Yo, Eli. What's up? 631 00:40:27,735 --> 00:40:31,670 Um, how long do you think we've been in here for? 632 00:40:31,774 --> 00:40:33,396 - Gelatin. 633 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:34,742 - What? 634 00:40:34,846 --> 00:40:36,399 - You mix it in with foundation makeup 635 00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:38,021 and pour it in a silicone mold. 636 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:41,128 Then you paint more detail and do the blood last. 637 00:40:42,612 --> 00:40:44,165 - What are you talking about? 638 00:40:44,269 --> 00:40:46,823 - For the-- For the trick. 639 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:50,137 - Oh! - Yeah. 640 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,552 Frankly, for the blood, 641 00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:53,140 it's important you don't buy the store stuff. 642 00:40:53,243 --> 00:40:55,798 Either make it with corn syrup and food coloring 643 00:40:55,901 --> 00:40:58,973 or save yourself some next time you cut yourself. 644 00:40:59,077 --> 00:41:00,527 - You do that? 645 00:41:00,630 --> 00:41:02,218 - Yeah, you just put the corn syrup into a bowl 646 00:41:02,321 --> 00:41:03,633 and add the food coloring. 647 00:41:03,737 --> 00:41:05,463 Sometimes I like to add a bit of water 648 00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:08,535 just so it's not too viscous. - Uh, no. 649 00:41:08,638 --> 00:41:10,985 You-- You cut yourself? 650 00:41:11,089 --> 00:41:12,262 - Tiny pricks. 651 00:41:12,366 --> 00:41:13,471 It's soothing. 652 00:41:13,574 --> 00:41:15,680 Like a sound bath. Look. 653 00:41:20,788 --> 00:41:21,927 - You shouldn't do that. 654 00:41:22,031 --> 00:41:23,411 - Why? 655 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:24,930 - Because it's bad. 656 00:41:34,008 --> 00:41:38,565 Sometimes I dig my nails into my thumb till it bleeds. 657 00:41:41,602 --> 00:41:43,535 - You're not from here, right? 658 00:41:50,024 --> 00:41:52,751 - Um... 659 00:41:52,855 --> 00:41:57,411 My mom met some guy at a media summit. 660 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,207 Phil. Um... 661 00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:03,141 And they had an affair, 662 00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:07,317 and she left my dad. 663 00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:09,250 I used to live in Boston. 664 00:42:10,735 --> 00:42:15,015 So basically, we just, like, uprooted. 665 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:20,054 Um, so it's been... 666 00:42:20,158 --> 00:42:21,953 It's been kind of weird. 667 00:42:33,827 --> 00:42:36,312 - Do you like your mom? 668 00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:38,072 - She's my mom. 669 00:42:38,176 --> 00:42:40,696 - You ever think about the fact that at some point in her life, 670 00:42:40,799 --> 00:42:42,629 she had to give head for the first time? 671 00:42:42,732 --> 00:42:45,217 - Ew, no. Who are you? 672 00:42:45,321 --> 00:42:47,185 - [ As Gollum ] We wants it. We needs it. 673 00:42:47,288 --> 00:42:48,531 We must have the precious. 674 00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:50,464 They stole it from us. 675 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,431 - Holy shit. 676 00:42:52,535 --> 00:42:55,400 - Wicked tricksy hobbitses. 677 00:42:55,503 --> 00:42:58,679 - [ As Gollum ] Stupid fat hobbitses. 678 00:43:06,169 --> 00:43:09,276 - Would you rather fuck a dog and no one ever knows about it 679 00:43:09,379 --> 00:43:14,212 or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you fucked a dog? 680 00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:17,249 - Fuck a dog. I think. 681 00:43:17,353 --> 00:43:18,803 - That's evil. 682 00:43:30,124 --> 00:43:35,198 ♪ 683 00:43:35,302 --> 00:43:39,168 - Hey, uh, you've talked to a doctor, right? 684 00:43:39,271 --> 00:43:40,928 - They gave me this cream, 685 00:43:41,032 --> 00:43:43,275 but I think it might be making it worse. 686 00:44:00,085 --> 00:44:04,020 - Um, do you need a hand or...? 687 00:44:08,335 --> 00:44:10,682 - I don't want to infect you. 688 00:44:11,614 --> 00:44:13,064 - [ Laughs ] 689 00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:15,066 What do you mean? 690 00:44:15,169 --> 00:44:16,895 - With the Plague. 691 00:44:18,345 --> 00:44:22,245 - You don't actually believe in that, do you? 692 00:44:57,487 --> 00:45:06,220 ♪ 693 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:11,570 [ Whistle blowing ] 694 00:45:11,674 --> 00:45:17,024 ♪ 695 00:45:17,128 --> 00:45:22,271 ♪ 696 00:45:22,374 --> 00:45:27,552 ♪ 697 00:45:27,655 --> 00:45:32,971 ♪ 698 00:45:33,075 --> 00:45:38,252 ♪ 699 00:45:38,356 --> 00:45:43,499 ♪ 700 00:45:43,602 --> 00:45:48,953 ♪ 701 00:45:49,056 --> 00:45:54,199 ♪ 702 00:45:54,303 --> 00:45:59,480 ♪ 703 00:45:59,584 --> 00:46:04,727 ♪ 704 00:46:04,831 --> 00:46:10,146 ♪ 705 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:15,427 ♪ 706 00:46:15,531 --> 00:46:20,674 ♪ 707 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:26,093 ♪ 708 00:46:26,197 --> 00:46:28,544 ♪ 709 00:46:28,647 --> 00:46:30,788 - Oh! 710 00:46:30,891 --> 00:46:40,452 ♪ 711 00:46:40,556 --> 00:46:47,839 - Uh, are you guys, like, joking? 712 00:46:47,943 --> 00:46:50,083 Very funny. 713 00:46:50,186 --> 00:46:58,919 ♪ 714 00:46:59,023 --> 00:47:02,371 - Okay, you can-- you can stop now. 715 00:47:02,474 --> 00:47:08,756 ♪ 716 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:15,384 ♪ 717 00:47:15,487 --> 00:47:21,769 ♪ 718 00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:28,362 ♪ 719 00:47:28,466 --> 00:47:34,575 - [ Vocalizing ] 720 00:47:36,025 --> 00:47:42,929 [ Vocalizing ] 721 00:47:44,102 --> 00:47:50,384 [ Vocalizing ] 722 00:47:50,488 --> 00:47:53,111 - [ Breathing heavily ] 723 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:07,298 ♪ 724 00:48:12,061 --> 00:48:14,270 [ Door opens ] 725 00:48:15,582 --> 00:48:18,550 - Jake told everyone you have the Plague. 726 00:48:21,381 --> 00:48:24,763 - It's, like, not even a thing. 727 00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:27,525 - He said you gave Eli a backrub. 728 00:48:28,802 --> 00:48:32,633 - Yeah, that's totally untrue. So. 729 00:48:32,737 --> 00:48:37,984 - Said you used scented oils or something like lavender. 730 00:48:41,849 --> 00:48:45,405 - You know the Plague is fake, right? 731 00:48:45,508 --> 00:48:48,442 - Yeah. It's dumb. 732 00:48:53,516 --> 00:48:56,209 You forgot your goggles. 733 00:49:03,423 --> 00:49:04,665 - Thanks. 734 00:49:04,769 --> 00:49:12,673 ♪ 735 00:49:12,777 --> 00:49:20,750 ♪ 736 00:49:20,854 --> 00:49:22,580 - I don't have the Plague. 737 00:49:22,683 --> 00:49:23,926 - What? 738 00:49:24,030 --> 00:49:26,135 - You told everyone I have the Plague. 739 00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,138 - No, I didn't. - Yes, you did. I know you did. 740 00:49:29,242 --> 00:49:30,519 - I provided the dots. 741 00:49:30,622 --> 00:49:32,693 I can't help if others connect them. 742 00:49:32,797 --> 00:49:34,799 - The dots? 743 00:49:34,902 --> 00:49:37,181 - Giving Eli a back rub. - That's not-- 744 00:49:37,284 --> 00:49:39,424 - It wasn't a back rub. 745 00:49:39,528 --> 00:49:40,632 - Okay. 746 00:49:40,736 --> 00:49:43,532 [ Pinball machine dinging ] 747 00:49:43,635 --> 00:49:46,673 - How would you feel if I told everyone 748 00:49:46,776 --> 00:49:48,882 your mom's, like, a stripper? 749 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,989 - Confused. - Confused? 750 00:49:52,092 --> 00:49:57,787 - I'd feel really fucking confused. 751 00:49:57,891 --> 00:50:00,169 - Why? 752 00:50:00,273 --> 00:50:03,931 - 'Cause my mom's dead. 753 00:50:04,035 --> 00:50:07,073 - That's not funny. 754 00:50:07,176 --> 00:50:08,453 - I'm not joking. 755 00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:14,666 - There's nothing wrong with me. 756 00:50:14,770 --> 00:50:16,323 - Okay. 757 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,499 - The Plague is fake. 758 00:50:22,709 --> 00:50:24,021 - Okay. 759 00:50:24,607 --> 00:50:30,682 - So can you please tell everyone that I'm good? 760 00:50:30,786 --> 00:50:32,167 - I thought you said it's fake. 761 00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:33,927 - I mean, it is. 762 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,584 Right? 763 00:50:35,687 --> 00:50:37,103 - Maybe you don't have it. 764 00:50:37,206 --> 00:50:38,828 Did you wash your hands after? 765 00:50:38,932 --> 00:50:40,865 - After what? - The back rub. 766 00:50:40,968 --> 00:50:42,936 - It wasn't a back rub. 767 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,972 He needed help with his rash cream. 768 00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,284 - Okay. 769 00:50:48,528 --> 00:50:50,840 - Why are you doing this to me? 770 00:50:50,944 --> 00:50:52,566 - Doing what? 771 00:50:52,670 --> 00:50:55,224 - Telling everyone that I have the Plague. - Bro, come on. 772 00:50:55,328 --> 00:50:58,434 Don't let what other people think decide who you are. 773 00:50:58,538 --> 00:51:01,472 - What is that, like a fortune cookie? 774 00:51:01,575 --> 00:51:03,267 - Dennis Rodman. 775 00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:10,170 - Well, I washed my hands twice. 776 00:51:10,274 --> 00:51:12,138 That means I don't have it, right? 777 00:51:14,347 --> 00:51:16,487 - She does not smell good. She smells like a foot. 778 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:18,730 - No, she doesn't. - [ Speaks indistinctly ] 779 00:51:18,834 --> 00:51:21,354 - Yeah, maybe because I was up in her eyes. 780 00:51:21,457 --> 00:51:23,804 - You were not up in anything. 781 00:52:06,537 --> 00:52:12,094 ♪ 782 00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:17,927 ♪ 783 00:52:18,031 --> 00:52:23,726 ♪ 784 00:52:23,830 --> 00:52:29,594 ♪ 785 00:52:29,698 --> 00:52:35,393 ♪ 786 00:52:35,497 --> 00:52:41,054 ♪ 787 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:46,853 ♪ 788 00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:52,859 ♪ 789 00:53:03,697 --> 00:53:05,837 - Brought you some tasty morsels. 790 00:53:06,838 --> 00:53:09,945 Got fries there, a hot dog, Skittles... 791 00:53:10,048 --> 00:53:11,602 gummy bears. 792 00:53:12,706 --> 00:53:14,260 - Thanks. 793 00:53:17,124 --> 00:53:19,955 - This kid, Nick Sinsigali, 794 00:53:20,058 --> 00:53:23,130 he put laxatives in my thermos before our trip to New York 795 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:27,963 to see "Les Mis," and the bus didn't have any bathrooms, so... 796 00:53:29,136 --> 00:53:30,621 Yeah. 797 00:53:30,724 --> 00:53:32,692 My mom had to come pick me up. 798 00:53:32,795 --> 00:53:35,557 It sucks 'cause I actually really like "Les Mis." 799 00:53:40,665 --> 00:53:42,564 - Yeah. - I saw you went and talked to a girl 800 00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:44,566 and you froze up and you said you liked pineapple. 801 00:53:44,669 --> 00:53:47,741 - Exactly. At least me and Logan havegirls. 802 00:53:47,845 --> 00:53:50,330 - No, you guys don't have shit. Alright. 803 00:53:50,434 --> 00:53:52,194 Well, either-- Yo. - Shut up. 804 00:53:52,298 --> 00:53:53,920 - Either you can get-- You can get... 805 00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:55,439 - The only thing. - Well, I have been inside Marguerite. 806 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:56,888 - Well, you guys-- 807 00:53:56,992 --> 00:53:58,856 [ Clattering ] 808 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:12,249 - [ Chuckles ] 809 00:54:17,875 --> 00:54:19,428 [ Tray thuds ] 810 00:54:28,057 --> 00:54:30,059 [ Shoe squeaks, heavy thud ] 811 00:54:31,164 --> 00:54:33,304 [ Laughter ] 812 00:54:33,408 --> 00:54:36,618 [ Indistinct conversations ] 813 00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:42,037 - Phase two-- motor skills. 814 00:54:42,140 --> 00:54:43,141 Gone. 815 00:54:43,245 --> 00:54:44,936 [ Clattering ] 816 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:47,076 - Mm! [ Locker slams ] 817 00:54:47,180 --> 00:54:48,940 [ Sighs ] 818 00:54:57,432 --> 00:54:58,950 - You see, it was like, facing the wall, 819 00:54:59,054 --> 00:55:00,366 you can't look at the dog. - What do you see? 820 00:55:00,469 --> 00:55:01,746 - You could get like a... 821 00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,645 - Yeah, but you can't see the dog, bro. 822 00:55:03,748 --> 00:55:07,062 - You're like her guide dog. - No. There's a cat... 823 00:55:07,165 --> 00:55:08,788 [ Indistinct conversation ] 824 00:55:08,891 --> 00:55:10,686 - What do you think Soppy is doing? 825 00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:12,757 - That's actually a great question. Where the fuck is Soppy? 826 00:55:12,861 --> 00:55:16,209 - Probably giving Eli a belly rub this time, after the back rub. 827 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,900 [ Laughter ] 828 00:55:18,004 --> 00:55:20,075 - Maybe he's giving out some back pats. 829 00:55:20,178 --> 00:55:21,663 - Back pats? 830 00:55:21,766 --> 00:55:24,217 [ Indistinct conversation fade ] 831 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:33,330 ♪ 832 00:55:33,433 --> 00:55:42,269 ♪ 833 00:55:42,373 --> 00:55:45,307 [ Singers vocalizing ] 834 00:55:45,411 --> 00:55:53,591 ♪ 835 00:55:53,695 --> 00:55:57,699 ♪ 836 00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:09,918 ♪ 837 00:56:10,021 --> 00:56:18,064 ♪ 838 00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:23,621 ♪ 839 00:56:23,725 --> 00:56:26,072 - [ Moaning softly ] 840 00:56:26,175 --> 00:56:29,075 [ Singers continue vocalizing ] 841 00:56:29,178 --> 00:56:35,944 ♪ 842 00:56:36,047 --> 00:56:45,816 ♪ 843 00:56:45,919 --> 00:56:47,334 ♪ 844 00:56:47,438 --> 00:56:49,336 [ Continues moaning softly ] 845 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:57,379 ♪ 846 00:56:57,483 --> 00:57:05,387 ♪ 847 00:57:05,491 --> 00:57:06,768 [ Singing fades ] 848 00:57:06,871 --> 00:57:09,184 [ Continues moaning softly ] 849 00:57:09,287 --> 00:57:12,049 [ Hushed laughter ] 850 00:57:15,052 --> 00:57:18,365 - [ Whispering ] My name is Soppy, and I just let it out. 851 00:57:18,469 --> 00:57:20,160 [ Laughter, switch clicking ] 852 00:57:20,264 --> 00:57:23,267 - Soppy! 853 00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:26,132 [ Hushed laughter ] 854 00:57:27,271 --> 00:57:29,618 - Better not be dreaming about one of our bitches. 855 00:57:29,722 --> 00:57:32,138 Yeah! - [ Gasps ] 856 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:33,519 [ Laughter ] - Aww, Soppy! 857 00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:36,314 - Soppy! - Soppy! 858 00:57:36,418 --> 00:57:37,695 - Soppy! 859 00:57:37,799 --> 00:57:39,870 [ Laughter, indistinct shouting ] 860 00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:45,945 [ Laughter, indistinct shouting in distance ] 861 00:57:46,048 --> 00:57:51,502 ♪ 862 00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:01,995 [ Indistinct conversations in distance ] 863 00:58:02,099 --> 00:58:04,308 - Excuse me. Hello? Um, do you have a phone? 864 00:58:04,411 --> 00:58:07,345 [ Coin clatters, beeping ] 865 00:58:07,449 --> 00:58:09,796 - Hello? - Mom. 866 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,971 - Hi. Ben, is that you? 867 00:58:14,249 --> 00:58:17,183 Ben? Honey? Are you there? Can you hear me? 868 00:58:19,254 --> 00:58:20,980 Ben, are you there? 869 00:58:21,083 --> 00:58:23,638 - Yeah. Um, yeah, I... 870 00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:27,780 I was just wondering, um... 871 00:58:29,747 --> 00:58:33,164 ...uh, if you could just pick me up. 872 00:58:33,268 --> 00:58:35,788 - Honey, where are you? 873 00:58:35,891 --> 00:58:37,203 Ben, honey, tell me where you are. 874 00:58:37,306 --> 00:58:38,342 Tell me where you are right-- 875 00:58:38,445 --> 00:58:41,172 [ Insects chirping ] 876 00:58:41,276 --> 00:58:43,968 [ Vehicle approaches ] 877 00:58:46,281 --> 00:58:48,663 [ Car door opens ] - Ben. 878 00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:56,049 [ Plates clinking in distance ] 879 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,779 Hey, you know what my favorite day of high school was? 880 00:59:03,643 --> 00:59:05,093 Very last day. 881 00:59:06,784 --> 00:59:09,925 Hated it. Yeah. Had a nickname. 882 00:59:10,029 --> 00:59:12,307 It was Chubz. 883 00:59:12,410 --> 00:59:16,967 I hadn't even been overweight since middle school, 884 00:59:17,070 --> 00:59:20,039 but the name followed me, and, you know, 885 00:59:20,142 --> 00:59:21,627 it was stuck in my head. 886 00:59:21,730 --> 00:59:24,491 And then you know what? 887 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,839 I graduated... 888 00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:30,877 and I left it all behind, and I started fresh. 889 00:59:30,981 --> 00:59:32,914 [ Smooth jazz playing over speakers ] 890 00:59:33,017 --> 00:59:36,124 You see? 891 00:59:36,227 --> 00:59:39,645 - So... your 20s were good? 892 00:59:40,715 --> 00:59:43,131 - Uh... ehh, no. 893 00:59:43,234 --> 00:59:46,306 No, I mean, I had my heart broken, and-- 894 00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:49,275 and then, you know, I-- I gained some more weight, 895 00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:50,759 30 pounds, and then, 896 00:59:50,863 --> 00:59:53,969 well, then [chuckles] I put my back out 897 00:59:54,073 --> 00:59:56,282 just literally reaching for a set of keys, 898 00:59:56,385 --> 00:59:58,525 and the doctor said I was never gonna, you know, 899 00:59:58,629 --> 00:59:59,803 recover and whatever. 900 00:59:59,906 --> 01:00:01,701 But, I mean, even still, 901 01:00:01,805 --> 01:00:05,118 yes, it was way better than my teens. 902 01:00:05,222 --> 01:00:07,155 Now, my 30s... 903 01:00:07,258 --> 01:00:08,708 better than my 20s. 904 01:00:08,812 --> 01:00:12,678 And now, I mean, look at me now, right? 905 01:00:12,781 --> 01:00:14,645 40 and sporty. 906 01:00:16,543 --> 01:00:18,338 - And... [ Sniffles ] 907 01:00:18,442 --> 01:00:22,688 ...your teens were better than... 908 01:00:22,791 --> 01:00:25,311 like, your first decade? - Pshh. 909 01:00:25,414 --> 01:00:26,761 Hell no. 910 01:00:26,864 --> 01:00:30,005 I mean, that time is just pure bliss. 911 01:00:30,109 --> 01:00:32,318 I mean, nothing better than that. 912 01:00:35,286 --> 01:00:37,564 - This is like the most depressing pep talk ever. 913 01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:40,291 - Look, just... 914 01:00:40,395 --> 01:00:41,810 be yourself, 'cause... 915 01:00:41,914 --> 01:00:43,778 [ Exhales sharply ] 916 01:00:44,675 --> 01:00:46,988 ...then what else are you gonna be? 917 01:00:48,817 --> 01:00:50,854 You're you. It's cool. 918 01:00:50,957 --> 01:00:53,132 Just be yourself, man. 919 01:00:54,961 --> 01:00:56,653 It'll all work out. 920 01:00:56,756 --> 01:00:59,207 I know it's a cliché. - [ Sniffles ] 921 01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:06,421 - I don't know if that helps. 922 01:01:09,493 --> 01:01:11,012 Anyway... 923 01:01:11,115 --> 01:01:13,911 My mom didn't yell at you, right? 924 01:01:14,015 --> 01:01:16,811 - She was just concerned, that's all. 925 01:01:16,914 --> 01:01:19,261 You really scared her. - [ Exhales sharply ] 926 01:01:19,365 --> 01:01:21,022 - It's okay to cry. 927 01:01:21,125 --> 01:01:22,609 Just let it out. 928 01:01:22,713 --> 01:01:25,198 Let it out. It's cool. 929 01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,689 - [ Sniffles, exhales slowly ] 930 01:01:32,792 --> 01:01:37,038 She just doesn't know how to, like, be a person. 931 01:01:41,042 --> 01:01:43,251 - Someone giving you a hard time, Ben? 932 01:01:47,393 --> 01:01:50,741 'Cause if they are, you just gotta tell me. 933 01:01:50,845 --> 01:01:53,537 'Cause your silence is helping no one. 934 01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:55,297 Especially not you. 935 01:01:58,887 --> 01:02:00,682 Is it Jake? 936 01:02:00,786 --> 01:02:03,720 - What? No. No. No, why? 937 01:02:06,377 --> 01:02:07,965 - Okay. 938 01:02:08,069 --> 01:02:09,277 Okay. 939 01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:16,767 Listen, guys like Jake... 940 01:02:16,871 --> 01:02:18,804 they're just scared. 941 01:02:18,907 --> 01:02:21,392 They're terrified of guys like Eli 942 01:02:21,496 --> 01:02:23,084 'cause he's different. 943 01:02:24,499 --> 01:02:25,845 You wanna know a secret? 944 01:02:25,949 --> 01:02:27,467 We're all different. 945 01:02:27,571 --> 01:02:29,262 All of us. 946 01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:31,057 I haven't even thought about the guys 947 01:02:31,161 --> 01:02:33,542 that called me Chubz until, like, right now. 948 01:02:33,646 --> 01:02:35,544 [ Fading ] In fact, right now, 949 01:02:35,648 --> 01:02:37,926 they're probably sitting on a couch, 950 01:02:38,030 --> 01:02:41,205 guess what, super chubby. 951 01:02:42,344 --> 01:02:43,794 Alright, so... 952 01:02:43,898 --> 01:02:46,763 [ Muffled, indistinct ] 953 01:02:46,866 --> 01:02:53,597 ♪ 954 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:55,841 [ Chuckles ] You know? 955 01:03:01,674 --> 01:03:03,331 What do you say? 956 01:03:04,988 --> 01:03:07,024 Wanna take me home? 957 01:03:11,477 --> 01:03:14,687 [ Indistinct announcement over PA system ] 958 01:03:14,791 --> 01:03:17,241 The swim session - starts in 10 minutes. 959 01:03:17,345 --> 01:03:21,314 Councilors, please make sure you bring some sunscreen. 960 01:03:21,418 --> 01:03:23,627 [ Indistinct] 961 01:03:23,730 --> 01:03:26,285 - Who's that? - Yeah. You see, man? 962 01:03:26,388 --> 01:03:29,564 - [ Indistinct ] - No, [indistinct] came first. 963 01:03:29,667 --> 01:03:33,119 - We think the same. - No, the chicken came first, yo. 964 01:03:33,223 --> 01:03:34,845 - Why are we even entertaining this? 965 01:03:34,949 --> 01:03:36,985 - I disagree. Exactly. - Why did you just say egg? 966 01:03:37,089 --> 01:03:40,299 [ Indistinct conversation fades in distance ] 967 01:03:46,581 --> 01:03:49,480 - [ Indistinct ] Okay? 968 01:03:49,584 --> 01:03:51,586 I don't see why you have a problem with him. 969 01:03:51,689 --> 01:03:54,900 [ Indistinct ] 970 01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:08,672 ♪ 971 01:04:08,775 --> 01:04:11,295 - ♪ Boom, lots of love's got me going with this ♪ 972 01:04:11,399 --> 01:04:14,229 ♪ Episode, motherfucker, and I came for this ♪ 973 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:17,060 ♪ I was cool, I'm the gun 'cause I made the beat ♪ 974 01:04:17,163 --> 01:04:19,476 - That's like incest, man. 975 01:04:19,579 --> 01:04:21,305 - It wasn't in their bed. 976 01:04:21,409 --> 01:04:23,583 They have this, like, big bathtub 977 01:04:23,687 --> 01:04:26,172 with, like, a waterfall spout. 978 01:04:26,276 --> 01:04:28,485 Just sliding your butt to the side. 979 01:04:28,588 --> 01:04:31,453 Pop your legs up. Ooh. 980 01:04:31,557 --> 01:04:34,077 - Yo, my uncle has a hot tub, 981 01:04:34,180 --> 01:04:36,907 and the jets, they're amazing. 982 01:04:37,011 --> 01:04:38,944 - You see? He gets it. 983 01:04:39,047 --> 01:04:41,049 - Not the same thing, though. 984 01:04:41,153 --> 01:04:43,431 - No, it is the same thing. 985 01:04:44,535 --> 01:04:46,261 - [ Indistinct, muffled ] 986 01:04:46,365 --> 01:04:48,850 ...walking into a Taco Bell. 987 01:04:48,954 --> 01:04:51,266 You ever been to Mongolian Grill? 988 01:04:52,612 --> 01:04:53,855 Dude, it's insane. 989 01:04:53,959 --> 01:04:55,408 They got guys throwing meat cleavers. 990 01:04:55,512 --> 01:04:57,134 It's like, chop, chop, chop, chop, toss. 991 01:04:57,238 --> 01:04:58,998 "How are you doing today, ma'am?" Catch. 992 01:04:59,102 --> 01:05:01,069 Chop, chop, chop, chop, catch. Toss. 993 01:05:03,037 --> 01:05:04,831 I've always wanted to start a restaurant. 994 01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:09,733 Wait, maybe instead of being seated at a booth, 995 01:05:09,836 --> 01:05:11,217 you're brought to your own private sauna 996 01:05:11,321 --> 01:05:13,012 and it's like, "Good morning, folks. 997 01:05:13,116 --> 01:05:14,738 Welcome to Steam N' Sizzle. 998 01:05:14,841 --> 01:05:17,603 Can I take your order?" Open 24/7. 999 01:05:28,614 --> 01:05:29,926 - Um... 1000 01:05:31,134 --> 01:05:34,931 ...do you ever think, like... 1001 01:05:35,034 --> 01:05:40,937 maybe the Plague isn't 100% fake? 1002 01:05:48,530 --> 01:05:56,297 ♪ 1003 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,608 Never mind. 1004 01:05:57,712 --> 01:05:59,369 That was a dumb question. 1005 01:05:59,472 --> 01:06:03,062 ♪ 1006 01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:05,237 - I think there's something wrong with me. 1007 01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:09,034 ♪ 1008 01:06:09,137 --> 01:06:10,242 - What do you mean? 1009 01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:14,039 ♪ 1010 01:06:14,142 --> 01:06:15,350 - I don't know. 1011 01:06:15,454 --> 01:06:17,490 I just feel something's wrong. 1012 01:06:17,594 --> 01:06:23,634 ♪ 1013 01:06:23,738 --> 01:06:24,946 - Yeah, but... 1014 01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:27,052 but that-- that's... 1015 01:06:27,155 --> 01:06:30,020 just a feeling, right? 1016 01:06:31,332 --> 01:06:35,267 Like, it-- it's not... actually real. 1017 01:06:35,370 --> 01:06:44,828 ♪ 1018 01:06:44,931 --> 01:06:54,527 ♪ 1019 01:06:54,631 --> 01:07:04,261 ♪ 1020 01:07:04,365 --> 01:07:13,753 ♪ 1021 01:07:13,857 --> 01:07:23,522 ♪ 1022 01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:25,524 - Hey, soppy! 1023 01:07:27,905 --> 01:07:29,286 - Hey. What's up? 1024 01:07:29,390 --> 01:07:33,980 ♪ 1025 01:07:34,084 --> 01:07:37,156 - Talked to Daddy Wags. 1026 01:07:37,260 --> 01:07:38,744 I just want to say if I've been a dick or anything, 1027 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:40,332 you know, I'm sorry. 1028 01:07:41,229 --> 01:07:43,611 - What? No. No. No, no, no, no, no. 1029 01:07:43,714 --> 01:07:45,095 - Have an older brother. 1030 01:07:45,199 --> 01:07:46,545 I'm just used to being around his friends, 1031 01:07:46,648 --> 01:07:48,271 and we just give each other shit all the time. 1032 01:07:48,374 --> 01:07:50,204 - Yeah, I don't even know what you're talking about. 1033 01:07:52,723 --> 01:07:53,862 - Really? 1034 01:07:55,588 --> 01:07:58,764 - Well, you know, I-- I saw them talking to you, 1035 01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:01,698 but... what happened? 1036 01:08:01,801 --> 01:08:04,632 - You know, I got the big old lecture on bullying and stuff, 1037 01:08:04,735 --> 01:08:06,737 but... 1038 01:08:06,841 --> 01:08:08,463 - Hmm, so dumb. 1039 01:08:08,567 --> 01:08:10,431 Like, what is this, kindergarten? 1040 01:08:10,534 --> 01:08:12,226 - [ Scoffs ] 1041 01:08:19,129 --> 01:08:21,476 You know, maybe Eli said something. 1042 01:08:23,685 --> 01:08:24,824 - You think? 1043 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:28,656 - Yeah. 1044 01:08:28,759 --> 01:08:34,144 ♪ 1045 01:08:34,248 --> 01:08:36,940 Maybe. - Could be. 1046 01:08:37,043 --> 01:08:38,114 I guess I'll see you later, bro. 1047 01:08:38,217 --> 01:08:39,494 - Yeah. 1048 01:08:39,598 --> 01:08:46,570 ♪ 1049 01:08:46,674 --> 01:08:53,439 ♪ 1050 01:08:58,686 --> 01:09:00,791 ♪ 1051 01:09:00,895 --> 01:09:02,448 [ Singers vocalizing eerily ] 1052 01:09:02,552 --> 01:09:10,042 ♪ 1053 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:17,912 ♪ 1054 01:09:18,015 --> 01:09:25,851 ♪ 1055 01:09:25,954 --> 01:09:27,853 [ Insects scratching ] 1056 01:09:27,956 --> 01:09:36,379 ♪ 1057 01:09:36,482 --> 01:09:44,663 ♪ 1058 01:09:44,766 --> 01:09:52,981 ♪ 1059 01:09:53,085 --> 01:10:01,266 ♪ 1060 01:10:01,369 --> 01:10:02,888 [ Jar opens ] 1061 01:10:02,991 --> 01:10:07,410 ♪ 1062 01:10:07,513 --> 01:10:09,964 [ Insects skittering ] 1063 01:10:10,067 --> 01:10:16,212 ♪ 1064 01:10:16,315 --> 01:10:19,284 Fuck! Aah! Fuck, get 'em off! 1065 01:10:19,387 --> 01:10:23,011 No, get off! Stop! Fuck! 1066 01:10:23,115 --> 01:10:26,014 Get off! [ Grunting ] Fuck! 1067 01:10:26,118 --> 01:10:31,054 No, stop! Get off! Stop! No! 1068 01:10:31,157 --> 01:10:32,573 No! 1069 01:10:32,676 --> 01:10:34,057 [ Groaning ] 1070 01:10:34,160 --> 01:10:36,266 Get off! 1071 01:10:37,302 --> 01:10:40,684 Stop! Fuck! Stop! 1072 01:10:40,788 --> 01:10:44,619 Help! Stop! Stop! 1073 01:10:44,723 --> 01:10:46,863 Stop! 1074 01:10:46,966 --> 01:10:48,416 Fuck! 1075 01:10:49,383 --> 01:10:52,317 Stop! Get off! Fuck! 1076 01:10:52,420 --> 01:10:55,009 Stop! Aah! Stop! 1077 01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:58,875 Get off! Stop! Aah! 1078 01:10:58,978 --> 01:11:01,257 Fuck! [ Groaning ] 1079 01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,913 Fuck off! [ Screaming ] 1080 01:11:03,017 --> 01:11:05,916 Fuck! Oh, my God! Get them off! - The Plague! 1081 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,471 - The Plague! The Plague! 1082 01:11:08,574 --> 01:11:10,714 Go snitch to Daddy Wags, bro. - [ Screaming ] 1083 01:11:10,818 --> 01:11:12,958 Go snitch to Daddy Wags. Go snitch to Daddy Wags. 1084 01:11:13,061 --> 01:11:15,340 - Get off! [ Screaming ] 1085 01:11:15,443 --> 01:11:17,065 [ Boys shouting indistinctly ] 1086 01:11:17,169 --> 01:11:19,585 Get them off! [ Screams ] 1087 01:11:19,689 --> 01:11:22,485 [ Boys shouting indistinctly in distance ] 1088 01:11:23,969 --> 01:11:26,765 - You okay? - We're just messing around, Eli! 1089 01:11:26,868 --> 01:11:29,492 Okay? It was a funny joke! That's what friends do. 1090 01:11:29,595 --> 01:11:32,046 How is that not obvious to you?! 1091 01:11:35,498 --> 01:11:38,501 - The Plague! The Plague! Plague! 1092 01:11:38,604 --> 01:11:41,366 - [ Breathing shakily ] 1093 01:12:06,183 --> 01:12:08,358 [ Gasps ] 1094 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:16,918 [ Continues breathing shakily ] 1095 01:12:22,752 --> 01:12:30,967 ♪ 1096 01:12:31,070 --> 01:12:34,004 [ Panting harshly ] 1097 01:12:34,108 --> 01:12:38,284 ♪ 1098 01:12:38,388 --> 01:12:46,154 ♪ 1099 01:12:46,258 --> 01:12:54,059 ♪ 1100 01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:56,164 [ Faucet running ] 1101 01:12:56,268 --> 01:13:05,760 ♪ 1102 01:13:05,864 --> 01:13:15,218 ♪ 1103 01:13:15,321 --> 01:13:24,814 ♪ 1104 01:13:24,917 --> 01:13:34,271 ♪ 1105 01:13:34,375 --> 01:13:43,867 ♪ 1106 01:13:43,971 --> 01:13:53,290 ♪ 1107 01:13:53,394 --> 01:14:02,714 ♪ 1108 01:14:02,817 --> 01:14:05,406 - Would you rather not eat for 48 hours 1109 01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:08,271 or spend the day with Daddy Wags? 1110 01:14:08,374 --> 01:14:10,825 - There's only one. I think it's safe. 1111 01:14:10,929 --> 01:14:12,551 [ Indistinct conversation ] 1112 01:14:12,655 --> 01:14:15,589 - I would go for 80 days. 1113 01:14:15,692 --> 01:14:18,212 - I'd go for 30 days and 23 hours. 1114 01:14:18,315 --> 01:14:20,663 - No, no. 80 hours. 1115 01:14:20,766 --> 01:14:23,907 - Exactly. - Hey. 1116 01:14:24,011 --> 01:14:27,808 - Yo. "Two seconds. Wipe that grin off your face. 1117 01:14:27,911 --> 01:14:29,534 Canceling practice for everybody 1118 01:14:29,637 --> 01:14:32,468 and putting everybody on the street, dude." 1119 01:14:32,571 --> 01:14:34,193 - What? 1120 01:14:34,297 --> 01:14:42,305 ♪ 1121 01:14:42,408 --> 01:14:47,379 Then if you drink water, then it has water in it, so... 1122 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:48,863 - What? 1123 01:14:48,967 --> 01:14:52,142 [ Indistinct conversation ] 1124 01:14:52,246 --> 01:15:00,323 ♪ 1125 01:15:00,426 --> 01:15:08,434 ♪ 1126 01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:16,753 ♪ 1127 01:15:16,857 --> 01:15:25,866 ♪ 1128 01:15:25,969 --> 01:15:31,181 ♪ 1129 01:15:35,047 --> 01:15:44,091 ♪ 1130 01:15:44,194 --> 01:15:53,203 ♪ 1131 01:15:53,307 --> 01:16:02,316 ♪ 1132 01:16:02,419 --> 01:16:06,251 ♪ 1133 01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:08,633 [ Whistle blows ] 1134 01:16:08,736 --> 01:16:12,153 Let's go! Go, go, go! 1135 01:16:12,257 --> 01:16:14,121 Push! 1136 01:16:14,224 --> 01:16:16,192 ♪ 1137 01:16:16,295 --> 01:16:17,883 Keep moving! 1138 01:16:17,987 --> 01:16:20,161 ♪ 1139 01:16:20,265 --> 01:16:23,164 Heads up! Eyes on the ball! 1140 01:16:23,268 --> 01:16:29,585 ♪ 1141 01:16:29,688 --> 01:16:36,626 ♪ 1142 01:16:36,730 --> 01:16:39,525 Push! Push! Push! 1143 01:16:39,629 --> 01:16:42,701 - [ Grunts ] - Move that ball! 1144 01:16:48,362 --> 01:16:49,950 Press. 1145 01:16:51,986 --> 01:16:53,470 Press! 1146 01:16:53,574 --> 01:16:56,232 - [ Grunts, gasps ] - Push! Push! 1147 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:02,548 Find an open spot. - Seriously... 1148 01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:04,689 The ball... - Move those legs! 1149 01:17:04,792 --> 01:17:05,793 Come on! Move 'em, move 'em! 1150 01:17:05,897 --> 01:17:08,175 [ Both grunting ] 1151 01:17:08,278 --> 01:17:10,246 Come on! 1152 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:15,907 - [ Groans ] 1153 01:17:19,324 --> 01:17:21,602 - Get back! 1154 01:17:21,706 --> 01:17:23,846 No, no, no, no! No! No! 1155 01:17:23,949 --> 01:17:31,647 ♪ 1156 01:17:34,546 --> 01:17:36,686 Stop! - Pass the ball! 1157 01:17:36,790 --> 01:17:38,412 - [ Indistinct ] Come on. 1158 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:40,932 Keep it up! 1159 01:17:41,035 --> 01:17:43,141 - Alright, shoot, shoot, shoot! 1160 01:17:43,244 --> 01:17:44,936 [ Whistle blows ] 1161 01:17:47,076 --> 01:17:48,629 - Nice, Ben. 1162 01:17:48,733 --> 01:17:50,079 - Hey, he fucking scratched me. 1163 01:17:50,182 --> 01:17:51,528 - What? - Call it. 1164 01:17:51,632 --> 01:17:55,636 - Call what? - The fucking scratch. 1165 01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:57,086 You blow that whistle all the time, 1166 01:17:57,189 --> 01:17:59,605 and you won't blow it on him right now? 1167 01:17:59,709 --> 01:18:02,470 Oh, my fuck, bro! Call it! 1168 01:18:02,574 --> 01:18:04,058 Fuck, bro. 1169 01:18:04,162 --> 01:18:07,130 You don't know fucking jack shit about water polo, bitch. 1170 01:18:10,168 --> 01:18:12,239 [ Whistle blows ] 1171 01:18:13,550 --> 01:18:14,897 - [ Grunts ] 1172 01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:18,003 [ High-pitched whining ] 1173 01:18:20,626 --> 01:18:21,524 [ Whining fades ] 1174 01:18:21,627 --> 01:18:23,388 Mm! 1175 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:36,297 [ Muffled screaming ] 1176 01:18:43,132 --> 01:18:45,548 - Get out of here! - [ Indistinct ] 1177 01:18:45,651 --> 01:18:49,586 - Hey! - [ Coughing ] 1178 01:18:49,690 --> 01:18:51,174 - You alright? 1179 01:18:51,278 --> 01:18:52,486 You okay? - Oh! 1180 01:18:52,589 --> 01:18:55,351 - Hey! Get out of the pool! 1181 01:18:55,454 --> 01:18:56,939 Come on. 1182 01:18:59,355 --> 01:19:01,046 Come on. Get out. 1183 01:19:04,670 --> 01:19:07,328 Huh? What are you thinking? 1184 01:19:07,432 --> 01:19:16,337 ♪ 1185 01:19:16,441 --> 01:19:25,346 ♪ 1186 01:19:25,450 --> 01:19:34,321 ♪ 1187 01:19:34,424 --> 01:19:43,364 ♪ 1188 01:19:43,468 --> 01:19:44,918 [ Car door shuts ] 1189 01:19:45,021 --> 01:19:46,643 [ Indistinct shouting in distance ] 1190 01:19:46,747 --> 01:19:49,301 [ Car door shuts, engine starts ] 1191 01:19:49,405 --> 01:19:56,239 ♪ 1192 01:19:56,343 --> 01:20:03,281 ♪ 1193 01:20:43,977 --> 01:20:46,807 [ Singers vocalizing ] 1194 01:20:46,911 --> 01:20:56,644 ♪ 1195 01:20:56,748 --> 01:21:06,482 ♪ 1196 01:21:06,585 --> 01:21:11,625 ♪ 1197 01:21:11,728 --> 01:21:13,627 [ Vocalizing stops ] 1198 01:21:13,730 --> 01:21:19,771 ♪ 1199 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:25,018 ♪ 1200 01:21:25,121 --> 01:21:27,399 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1201 01:21:27,503 --> 01:21:28,918 ♪ And now the bells are ringing ♪ 1202 01:21:29,022 --> 01:21:30,851 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1203 01:21:30,955 --> 01:21:32,542 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1204 01:21:32,646 --> 01:21:34,613 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1205 01:21:34,717 --> 01:21:36,167 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1206 01:21:36,270 --> 01:21:38,100 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1207 01:21:38,203 --> 01:21:39,825 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1208 01:21:39,929 --> 01:21:41,827 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1209 01:21:41,931 --> 01:21:43,588 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1210 01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:45,521 ♪ 1211 01:21:45,624 --> 01:21:48,765 - Hey. Whoever gets a handjob first gets 10,000. 1212 01:21:48,869 --> 01:21:57,360 ♪ 1213 01:21:57,464 --> 01:22:00,777 - ♪ Inside an empty room, my inspiration flows ♪ 1214 01:22:00,881 --> 01:22:04,850 - That's the Plague at the peak of its shit. 1215 01:22:04,954 --> 01:22:07,301 - ♪ The magic melody ♪ 1216 01:22:07,405 --> 01:22:10,649 ♪ You want to sing with me, just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1217 01:22:10,753 --> 01:22:12,272 ♪ The music is the key ♪ 1218 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:14,412 ♪ And now the night is gone ♪ 1219 01:22:14,515 --> 01:22:18,071 ♪ Still it goes on and on so deep inside of me ♪ 1220 01:22:18,174 --> 01:22:21,591 ♪ I long to set it free, I don't know what to do ♪ 1221 01:22:21,695 --> 01:22:25,009 ♪ Just can't explain to you, I don't know what to say ♪ 1222 01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:27,011 ♪ Oh, not another word ♪ 1223 01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:29,047 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1224 01:22:29,151 --> 01:22:30,635 ♪ It goes around the world ♪ 1225 01:22:30,738 --> 01:22:32,775 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1226 01:22:32,878 --> 01:22:34,190 ♪ It's all around the world ♪ 1227 01:22:34,294 --> 01:22:36,330 ♪ Just la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1228 01:22:36,434 --> 01:22:37,987 ♪ And everybody's singing ♪ 1229 01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:40,093 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1230 01:22:40,196 --> 01:22:41,577 ♪ And now the bells are ringing ♪ 1231 01:22:41,680 --> 01:22:43,096 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1232 01:22:43,199 --> 01:22:45,201 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1233 01:22:45,305 --> 01:22:47,100 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1234 01:22:47,203 --> 01:22:48,584 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1235 01:22:48,687 --> 01:22:50,724 - Eli. - Wazzup?! 1236 01:22:50,827 --> 01:22:52,243 - What are you doing? 1237 01:22:52,346 --> 01:22:54,590 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1238 01:22:54,693 --> 01:22:57,593 - Eli! What are you doing?! 1239 01:22:57,696 --> 01:23:01,286 - Ben, I am dancing. - No, Eli, you're not dancing, 1240 01:23:01,390 --> 01:23:03,012 because you have no one to dance with. 1241 01:23:03,116 --> 01:23:05,808 - Yes, I do. I'm dancing with Boopy. 1242 01:23:05,911 --> 01:23:08,362 She doesn't care about the Plague. 1243 01:23:08,466 --> 01:23:10,330 Right, Boopy? 1244 01:23:10,433 --> 01:23:12,815 Hey! Stop! 1245 01:23:12,918 --> 01:23:15,024 What are you doing?! 1246 01:23:15,128 --> 01:23:16,612 What are you...?! 1247 01:23:18,510 --> 01:23:19,891 Why'd you do that? 1248 01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,272 Why'd you do that?! 1249 01:23:21,375 --> 01:23:23,826 ♪ 1250 01:23:23,929 --> 01:23:25,793 - Eli. 1251 01:23:25,897 --> 01:23:29,038 Eli, stop. Listen to me. 1252 01:23:29,142 --> 01:23:32,904 Eli! Eli, stop! - ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 1253 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:34,423 Wait! 1254 01:23:34,526 --> 01:23:36,735 Where are you going? Come here! Stop! 1255 01:23:38,875 --> 01:23:40,532 Eli! 1256 01:23:46,228 --> 01:23:48,161 Do you know what your problem is? 1257 01:23:49,748 --> 01:23:51,267 You don't even try. 1258 01:23:52,268 --> 01:23:54,546 You think that you can just be yourself 1259 01:23:54,650 --> 01:23:57,791 and not give a shit what anyone thinks. 1260 01:23:57,894 --> 01:24:00,966 But that only works when "yourself" is the kind of person 1261 01:24:01,070 --> 01:24:03,417 other people want to be around. 1262 01:24:03,521 --> 01:24:06,731 Eli, no one wants to be around you. 1263 01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:08,250 No one! 1264 01:24:09,630 --> 01:24:12,806 Look at me! I'm talking to you! 1265 01:24:12,909 --> 01:24:14,670 Hey! Eye contact. 1266 01:24:14,773 --> 01:24:16,465 Ever heard of it? 1267 01:24:16,568 --> 01:24:19,847 What the fuck is your fucking problem?! 1268 01:24:20,572 --> 01:24:22,091 You know, one day you're gonna have to 1269 01:24:22,195 --> 01:24:23,989 grow the fuck up and realize it's time 1270 01:24:24,093 --> 01:24:27,027 to start behaving like an actual human being, 1271 01:24:27,131 --> 01:24:28,753 or you're just gonna spend the rest 1272 01:24:28,856 --> 01:24:32,101 of your miserable fucking life friendless and alone! 1273 01:24:32,205 --> 01:24:34,310 Is that what you want?! 1274 01:24:34,414 --> 01:24:36,864 Look at me. Is that what you want?! 1275 01:24:36,968 --> 01:24:45,804 ♪ 1276 01:24:45,908 --> 01:24:54,813 ♪ 1277 01:25:05,721 --> 01:25:08,758 - [ Groaning ] 1278 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:15,455 [ Groaning continues ] 1279 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:23,083 [ Gasping ] 1280 01:25:23,187 --> 01:25:26,051 - Eli. It's not funny. 1281 01:25:26,155 --> 01:25:28,882 - [ Groaning ] 1282 01:25:28,985 --> 01:25:31,574 [ Squelching ] 1283 01:25:31,678 --> 01:25:34,059 [ Groaning ] 1284 01:25:34,163 --> 01:25:39,203 [ Screaming ] 1285 01:25:39,306 --> 01:25:42,102 [ Singers vocalizing ] 1286 01:25:42,206 --> 01:25:44,346 - [ Panting ] - [ Whimpering ] 1287 01:25:44,449 --> 01:25:53,113 ♪ 1288 01:25:53,217 --> 01:26:02,502 ♪ 1289 01:26:02,605 --> 01:26:06,195 [ Rain pouring ] 1290 01:26:06,299 --> 01:26:07,783 [ Whimpers ] 1291 01:26:07,886 --> 01:26:10,061 - Alright. Get in. 1292 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:12,305 Okay. Uh... 1293 01:26:12,408 --> 01:26:13,720 - He's gonna be okay, right? - Go inside, Ben. 1294 01:26:13,823 --> 01:26:16,136 - Right? But he's gonna be okay, right? 1295 01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:18,759 - Ben, go inside! He'll be okay. 1296 01:26:18,863 --> 01:26:20,347 Fuck! 1297 01:26:20,451 --> 01:26:22,487 [ Engine starts ] 1298 01:26:22,591 --> 01:26:29,736 ♪ 1299 01:26:29,839 --> 01:26:33,153 [ Thunder rumbles ] 1300 01:26:33,257 --> 01:26:36,881 [ Rain pouring loudly ] 1301 01:26:51,965 --> 01:26:54,864 [ Muffled, tense music ] 1302 01:26:54,968 --> 01:27:00,111 ♪ 1303 01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:08,568 ♪ 1304 01:27:08,671 --> 01:27:16,852 ♪ 1305 01:27:16,955 --> 01:27:25,101 ♪ 1306 01:27:25,205 --> 01:27:33,558 ♪ 1307 01:27:33,662 --> 01:27:43,050 ♪ 1308 01:27:43,154 --> 01:27:52,715 ♪ 1309 01:27:52,819 --> 01:28:02,173 ♪ 1310 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:11,838 ♪ 1311 01:28:11,941 --> 01:28:16,532 ♪ 1312 01:28:16,636 --> 01:28:20,812 [ Muffled, upbeat music playing ] 1313 01:28:20,916 --> 01:28:28,820 ♪ 1314 01:28:28,924 --> 01:28:30,995 [ Music intensifies ] 1315 01:28:31,098 --> 01:28:40,625 ♪ 1316 01:28:40,729 --> 01:28:50,117 ♪ 1317 01:28:50,221 --> 01:28:59,782 ♪ 1318 01:28:59,886 --> 01:29:06,548 ♪ 1319 01:29:06,651 --> 01:29:09,551 - ♪ Hey, yeah, hey, yeah ♪ 1320 01:29:09,654 --> 01:29:12,830 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1321 01:29:12,933 --> 01:29:17,075 [ Vocalizing] 1322 01:29:17,179 --> 01:29:22,840 ♪ 1323 01:29:22,943 --> 01:29:24,289 ♪ 1324 01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:26,119 - Set it up, DJ! 1325 01:29:26,222 --> 01:29:31,642 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1326 01:29:31,745 --> 01:29:36,681 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1327 01:29:37,751 --> 01:29:43,516 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1328 01:29:43,619 --> 01:29:49,418 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1329 01:29:49,522 --> 01:29:52,387 ♪ Take me away, take me away ♪ 1330 01:29:52,490 --> 01:29:54,043 ♪ Take me away ♪ 1331 01:29:54,147 --> 01:29:55,493 - Set it up, DJ! 1332 01:29:55,597 --> 01:29:58,393 - ♪ Take me away, take me away ♪ 1333 01:29:58,496 --> 01:30:00,395 ♪ Take me away ♪ 1334 01:30:00,498 --> 01:30:02,017 ♪ Oh ♪ 1335 01:30:02,120 --> 01:30:07,712 ♪ 1336 01:30:07,816 --> 01:30:12,821 ♪ 1337 01:30:12,924 --> 01:30:14,616 ♪ Oh ♪ - ♪ New York massive ♪ 1338 01:30:14,719 --> 01:30:16,169 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1339 01:30:16,272 --> 01:30:17,446 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1340 01:30:17,550 --> 01:30:19,172 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1341 01:30:19,275 --> 01:30:20,449 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1342 01:30:20,553 --> 01:30:22,175 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1343 01:30:22,278 --> 01:30:23,521 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1344 01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:25,109 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1345 01:30:25,212 --> 01:30:26,386 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1346 01:30:26,490 --> 01:30:28,077 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1347 01:30:28,181 --> 01:30:29,251 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1348 01:30:29,354 --> 01:30:31,046 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1349 01:30:31,149 --> 01:30:32,392 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1350 01:30:32,496 --> 01:30:34,083 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1351 01:30:34,187 --> 01:30:35,326 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1352 01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:36,983 ♪ New York massive ♪ 1353 01:30:37,086 --> 01:30:38,467 Set it up, DJ! 1354 01:30:38,571 --> 01:30:43,127 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1355 01:30:44,024 --> 01:30:49,651 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ - ♪ New York massive ♪ 1356 01:30:49,754 --> 01:30:54,759 - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1357 01:30:55,933 --> 01:30:59,764 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1358 01:30:59,868 --> 01:31:01,870 - ♪ New York massive ♪ 1359 01:31:01,973 --> 01:31:07,013 ♪ New York massive ♪ - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1360 01:31:07,876 --> 01:31:12,605 ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ - [ Breathing heavily ] 1361 01:31:13,675 --> 01:31:18,369 - [ Distorted] ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1362 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:24,306 - [ Coughing ] - ♪ I'm feeling so real ♪ 1363 01:31:24,409 --> 01:31:27,654 ♪ Feeling so real ♪ 1364 01:31:27,758 --> 01:31:31,727 - [ Screams, gasps ] 1365 01:31:38,285 --> 01:31:41,219 [ Singers vocalizing ] 1366 01:31:41,323 --> 01:31:50,884 ♪ 1367 01:31:50,988 --> 01:32:00,342 ♪ 1368 01:32:00,445 --> 01:32:10,007 ♪ 1369 01:32:10,110 --> 01:32:19,499 ♪ 1370 01:32:19,603 --> 01:32:29,164 ♪ 1371 01:32:29,267 --> 01:32:38,794 ♪ 1372 01:32:38,898 --> 01:32:48,286 ♪ 1373 01:32:48,390 --> 01:32:57,951 ♪ 1374 01:32:58,055 --> 01:33:07,374 ♪ 1375 01:33:07,478 --> 01:33:17,039 ♪ 1376 01:33:17,143 --> 01:33:19,939 [ Singing fades ] 1377 01:33:23,494 --> 01:33:30,397 ♪ 1378 01:33:30,501 --> 01:33:37,335 ♪ 1379 01:33:37,439 --> 01:33:44,308 ♪ 1380 01:33:44,411 --> 01:33:47,311 [ Singer vocalizing ] 1381 01:33:47,414 --> 01:33:53,628 ♪ 1382 01:33:53,731 --> 01:34:00,151 ♪ 1383 01:34:00,255 --> 01:34:06,468 ♪ 1384 01:34:06,571 --> 01:34:12,957 ♪ 1385 01:34:13,061 --> 01:34:19,308 ♪ 1386 01:34:19,412 --> 01:34:25,660 ♪ 1387 01:34:25,763 --> 01:34:32,114 ♪ 1388 01:34:32,218 --> 01:34:38,500 ♪ 1389 01:34:38,603 --> 01:34:44,989 ♪ 1390 01:34:45,093 --> 01:34:51,409 ♪ 1391 01:34:51,513 --> 01:34:58,002 ♪ 1392 01:34:58,106 --> 01:35:04,388 ♪ 1393 01:35:04,491 --> 01:35:11,015 ♪ 1394 01:35:11,119 --> 01:35:17,435 ♪ 1395 01:35:17,539 --> 01:35:23,994 ♪ 1396 01:35:24,097 --> 01:35:30,448 ♪ 1397 01:35:30,552 --> 01:35:40,217 ♪ 1398 01:35:40,320 --> 01:35:46,637 ♪ 1399 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:53,230 ♪ 1400 01:35:53,333 --> 01:35:59,754 ♪ 1401 01:35:59,857 --> 01:36:06,484 ♪ 1402 01:36:06,588 --> 01:36:13,215 ♪ 1403 01:36:13,319 --> 01:36:19,739 ♪ 1404 01:36:19,843 --> 01:36:26,470 ♪ 1405 01:36:26,573 --> 01:36:33,166 ♪ 1406 01:36:33,270 --> 01:36:39,724 ♪ 1407 01:36:39,828 --> 01:36:46,386 ♪ 1408 01:36:46,490 --> 01:36:53,117 ♪ 1409 01:36:53,221 --> 01:36:59,675 ♪ 1410 01:36:59,779 --> 01:37:06,682 ♪ 1411 01:37:06,786 --> 01:37:13,655 ♪ 1412 01:37:13,758 --> 01:37:20,627 ♪ 1413 01:37:20,731 --> 01:37:27,600 ♪ 1414 01:37:27,703 --> 01:37:34,607 ♪ 1415 01:37:34,710 --> 01:37:41,579 ♪ 1416 01:37:41,683 --> 01:37:48,517 ♪ 1417 01:37:48,621 --> 01:37:55,524 ♪ 1418 01:37:55,628 --> 01:38:02,497 ♪ 1419 01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:07,674 ♪ 1420 01:38:07,778 --> 01:38:13,197 ♪