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Good morning. It's, uh...

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Official YIFY movies site:
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first day of the rest of my life
right here.

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This is it.

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Hi, my name is Tom Green.

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You may remember me
from <i>The Tom Green Show,</i>

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or movies like <i>Road Trip,</i>

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or my rap group, Organized Rhyme.

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or my public access TV show,
or going on David Letterman.

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- How are you doing?
- Or <i>Freddy Got Fingered.</i>

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Or hosting <i>Saturday Night Live.</i>

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Well, for the last 20 years,
I've lived in Hollywood, California.

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That's my house. And, well, I sold it.

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And that's my new house.
I moved to the country in Canada.

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A farm not far from my hometown.

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That's my dog, Charlie.

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And I'm making a documentary
about my life.

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Don't make a documentary about your life.
It's weird.

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Uh, hilarious, sometimes crazy,
sometimes strange, anxiety inducing.

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But mostly, a relief to be able
to tell my story.

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This is not really a documentary.

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- What is it?
- I don't know.

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I don't think there's any such thing
as a true documentary.

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- Why? What Is it true documentary?
- The camera effects everything.

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Ah.

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As soon as you document something,
you change it.

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So therefore you're not really
documenting it at all, right?

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- Something like that.
- Mm-hmm.

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Is it unusual for the person
who is being, um...

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a biography of them,

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is it unusual for them to direct
their own biographical movie?

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Yeah. You're not supposed to do that.

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Well, I don't know
if there's rules, but....

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- I think there are.
- Are there rules? Who wrote those rules?

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- I don't know, somebody who knows a lot.
- But conventionally.

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Somebody who knows, like,
a lot about making movies.

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- Okay.
- There's probably a reason for it, too.

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Why? Because you can whitewash
what you say.

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- Yeah, so...
- Yeah.

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And you're planning to do that?

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Yes.

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<i>♪ This is </i>The Tom Green Show ♪

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<i>♪ It's not the Green Tom show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This is my favorite show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Because it is my show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If this was your show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'd probably like it more ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But maybe that's just because ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It was your show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But it's not your show ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's </i>The Tom Green Show ♪

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Big day, making a documentary.
This is gonna be cool.

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We got some big cameras here.

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We've done this before, right?

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Mm. Not quite as....

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- Elaborate.
- ...elaborate as this.

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{\an8}Was there a moment
where you kind of sort of thought

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{\an8}that I was kind of weird?

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{\an8}

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You're my mommy!

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- Let me have a hug.
- No way.

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End of discussion.

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- You're my parents.
- That's the sad thing, Tom.

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- You're a creative person.
- Okay, let's say that.

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That's my mother.
We're gonna go shopping.

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My mom and I are buying a piñata.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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- Going to smash the crap out of it.
- No, Tom. No, we're not.

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Was there a moment when I was a kid
where you started to maybe

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worry about me?

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- High school, maybe.
- High school?

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That's when I discovered stand-up comedy.

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We heard about this comedy club in Ottawa
downtown called Yuk Yuk's.

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We were able to go. I was 15 years old.

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Had a restaurant license,
so you could go even though it was a bar.

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Felt cool because it felt like
you were in a bar.

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I was now going down to Yuk Yuk's
every week.

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My parents would let me go on school
nights because they had an amateur night.

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Phil, who was on <i>The Tom Green Show,</i>
went down with me those first many times.

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{\an8}- <i>Hey, Tom, how you doing?</i>

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See that nervous tension?

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Were you a little nervous
about the date, Phil?

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What's up, sweetie?
How are you doing?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- You know Phil.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- What's up, man? What's up?
- What's up, Phil?

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- How's it going?
- What's up, Chris?

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How's it going, man?

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Come on, Charlie. Come on.
You want the keys?

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I am Phil. Hello. This is Tom.

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{\an8}My oldest best friend right here.

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{\an8}- Yeah, absolutely.
You're the oldest person I know.

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{\an8}No, we've known each other--
We've known each other longer.

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Needed to get you out here
for the documentary.

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Just do this? There's history there.

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- There's a lot of stuff.
- Oh, yeah.

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That's how we met, skateboarding.

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Skateboarding.
Kind of like came across you.

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I was like,
"This guy's into skateboarding."

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It's obvious. And we kind of clicked.

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I remember when we first started
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and obviously you were really into it.

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We went to watch a few shows
and we decided to try it.

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I remember we did amateur night
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almost every week.

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Before Yuk Yuk's,
you were doing stuff at your school.

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You were always trying
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somehow perform one way or another.

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{\an8}I saw a kid who was willing
to take chances, and I like that a lot.

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{\an8}I think that comedy,
you need to shake it up once in a while.

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Remember when you were a kid,
you could tell who the other kids were

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who were the children of alcoholics?

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Based on the ones
who carried their marbles to school

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in that purple velvet whiskey bag.

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Is it kind of strange
that it's been how many years?

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Like 30-plus years
we've been doing this stuff?

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- 35 years. How long has it been?
- At least 35, for sure. More.

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{\an8}About halfway through high school,

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{\an8}I discovered that there was a university
radio station at Ottawa U, called CHUO.

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Welcome to CHUO FM 89.

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I began volunteering there
on Friday nights.

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Look at this. It's amazing.

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It's the first time
we've appeared on camera in...

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together in, what, 20 years?

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Glenn Humplik
is a money-grubbing bastard.

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- Oh, look at that spandex.
- God!

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{\an8}This is a weird thing, just to...

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{\an8}I instantly feel like something is weird
about this seating arrangement.

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Can you tell me what you think it is...

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Glenn, that camera
records our faces, okay?

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...related to, like, the show?

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Oh, I was always seated on that side.

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- Yeah. Can we switch?
- Oh, weird. Yeah.

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I was just feeling
like it didn't feel right.

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Oh, yeah. There we go.

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Well, we met at CHUO

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because I was doing
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from two to six in the morning,
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- Mm-hmm.
- And you came in.

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And you started doing--
It was a rap show, right?

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It was a rap music show
I got asked to do.

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Then I just stopped
playing music and started talking.

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Then you were playing music,
and then you stopped playing music too.

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And you started hanging out
during my show.

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- And then it just became...
- Midnight till six in the morning.

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We're game to, you know, being a little
zany on the air sometimes, you know?

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And that was really when we knew
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- I guess, right? Really?
- I don't think so because--

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Well, I don't know
if I thought you'd be in show business,

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but I felt that you liked
the feeling you got.

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Did I say I want to do this, though?

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- You didn't.
- So when did I start saying that?

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Well, probably when you started
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- <i>The band was called?</i>
<i>- It was called Organized Rhyme.</i>

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- <i>And it was a rap band?</i>
<i>- It was a rap band from Ottawa.</i>

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I started a rap group
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who was a couple of years
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but we both skateboarded.

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We both liked rap music.

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And at that time,
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except for a handful
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{\an8}- MC Pin.
MC Pin.

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{\an8}- MC Bones.
MC Pin, MC Bones.

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Rocking the microphones.

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- Welcome, man. Good to see you, buddy.
- Thank you.

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- You too.
- Been a long time.

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Together as a group, as Organized Rhyme,
we've been together for two years.

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We did the school show.

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And then it's just been, you know...

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That's changed our lives
from that point on.

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When I was doing Organized Rhyme,
there was no other rap groups in Ottawa.

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When you're doing anything
artistic in Ottawa, you kind of feel,

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"Wow, I'm really thinking
way out of the box here."

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You don't feel like other people
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We're gonna tell it how it is
growing up in suburbia.

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<i>♪ Growing up in my neighborhood</i>
<i>Never doing no good ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe once or twice</i>
<i>Just like any other kid ♪</i>

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It was right around then when you, Chris,

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the man standing right here
behind this camera...

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{\an8}I'd like a more flattering lens.

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{\an8}

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...came and did a little story
about Organized Rhyme.

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And that's where all this video that
you're looking at right now came from.

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Get up. Move it.

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Time to get.

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- Okay, you awake now?
- Oh!

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Because that must have been
a sort of a turning point.

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It was the CBC, right?

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It was a big television
news sort of program.

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I thought it was great.
I mean, you were getting success.

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What are you doing now?

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I'm cutting the apples.

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You remember when we went
to New York to record?

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- I do.
- And you guys sort of paid for that.

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Yeah, we did.

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I remember this guy
pulled up to the door in his BMW.

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- I think it was a Volvo, but...
- Was it?

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His name was Boogie, from Brooklyn,

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and he wanted to produce a record
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Yeah, and then we recorded
like five songs.

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They came to New York.
His mother, God bless her soul.

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{\an8}She just had a beautiful presence.
She was supportive.

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{\an8}And I was like, this is what
New York hip-hop needs.

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The, um... The support.
Like, that whole...

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Family-family.
Like, family after family.

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You know what I mean?
We support you in the home.

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But we really support you
when you're go to your dream.

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And when they came,
and they were really ready to...

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You know, I'm like,
"Y'all more serious than I am."

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Let me step up mine.

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They actually made me step up
my production and my seriousness, so...

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<i>♪ You think you want some</i>
<i>But you don't want none ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The mic is a tool</i>
<i>I hold like a gun ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Please don't sweat me ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ 'Cause you might get me ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ So upset ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ And if the deejay let me ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ Go toe to toe ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Elbow to elbow ♪</i>

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I'm born and raised in Brownsville.

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That's a rough neighborhood.
If you do the statistics, it's real rough.

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Now, I'm trying to keep an eye on them,
but you know who's missing, right?

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Tom. He's on Rockaway and Livonia.

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I can't explain his mother,
"I don't know where your son is at."

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Like, this dude just rode a skateboard

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down one of the most
dangerous neighborhoods.

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When he came back,
he came back with friends.

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I'm like, "Yo, what are you doing?"

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"Yo, we like this dude.
This dude is cool."

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We did come back from New York

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a little bit different.

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How could we not?

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At that age, how do you not change?

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Cool, cool, cool factor?

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If you hadn't done that,
we wouldn't have recorded that demo.

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- That's true, and--
- Wouldn't have gotten that experience.

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That's right.

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Wouldn't have been
taking it as seriously.

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- That's right.
- Might not have gotten the record deal.

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Yes, the record deal.

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It all started
when we got this big opportunity

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to open for this legendary
Canadian rap group, the Dream Warriors.

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<i>♪ Now, what's my definition? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My definition</i>
<i>My definition, my definition ♪</i>

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The reason we're going to T.O.
in January now is because

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when we go down to do the recording,
we're also gonna do a video.

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<i>♪ Check the O.R.</i>
<i>You like it so far ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Smack your back</i>
<i>And you deal with a deep scar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I will test you from the West of ya ♪</i>

249
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<i>♪ Now you know</i>
<i>That I'm better than the best of ya ♪</i>

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Plus, we're gonna do <i>Rap City</i>
on MuchMusic.

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This group hails from Ottawa.
They call themselves Organized Rhyme.

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- We were nominated for a Juno.
- I know. And you went down to Toronto.

253
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That's a pretty big deal.
I've been nominated for a Juno.

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- Do you remember?
- I do.

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<i>♪ When I was a youngster ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When I was a youngster</i>
<i>I was very young ♪</i>

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We won the Canadian Music Video Award
for the best rap video from MuchMusic.

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It did give me an early taste

259
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of what it was like
to be in show business,

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creating some sort of music
or silliness, putting it on TV.

261
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I remember I was really interested
in your camera,

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so I started probably asking you about it,

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and you were very generous with your time,
and you invited me over to your studio

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and showed me all your equipment.

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I was like, "Wow, man,
if this rap thing doesn't work out,

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I think I want to make funny videos."

267
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And the rap thing didn't work out.

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I don't think the station
would have let me do <i>The Tom Green Show</i>

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if it hadn't been for the rap group.

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Here. I know. It's true.

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<i>Are you Colleen Boyle?</i>

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<i>- Yes.</i>
<i>- Did you write this letter, Colleen?</i>

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<i>You have a lovely room.</i>
<i>You have a nice room.</i>

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<i>- You didn't go in my room.</i>
<i>- Ask me a question about your room.</i>

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<i>You didn't go in, like, and see my...</i>

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<i>This guy right here</i>
<i>was sitting on your bed.</i>

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<i>Ew.</i>

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<i>Change the sheets.</i>

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As a kid,

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I always knew
I wanted to do some kind of comedy.

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And then I discovered David Letterman.

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There was just something
about the absurdity of that.

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{\an8}You know, I remember all the famous ones.

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He'd bring the fruit basket
over next door to the GE building

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and get kicked out
by the security guard of his own network.

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- Turn the cameras off, please.
- Okay, we just wanted

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to drop off this basket of fruit...

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- Okay. Cameras, please?
- ...as a gesture of goodwill.

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Cut the cameras, please.

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You have to talk to the director
right over there.

291
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And you're thinking, "How crazy is that?"

292
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Like, he's actually getting in trouble.

293
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- I wanted to be David Letterman.
- And you would listen every night,

294
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and I'd worry
that you were not getting sleep.

295
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And I would have to get up
and go downstairs and say,

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"Tom, turn off the TV. It's late."

297
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I remember when I did stand-up,
I wore Dad's blazer.

298
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- Yeah.
- And I wore sneakers

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and beige khakis like Letterman did.

300
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Right.

301
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I also loved skateboarding.

302
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There was a lot of skateboarding videos
that I would watch by Stacy Peralta,

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who did the <i>Bones Brigade </i>videos,
and they were kind of raw

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man-on-the-street-type things.

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And it was very influential, I think,
for the way that I wanted to shoot stuff.

306
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Some people stand in the shower all day,

307
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but I usually just have a short shower.

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Getting access to video cameras
in those early days

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was kind of like a magical thing.

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You'd shoot the video,
and then you'd put it back in

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and you watch it.

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And you sort of couldn't believe you were
looking at yourself on the television.

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You know, you're with your friends,
you're out there,

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{\an8}you're pushing each other
to kind of do tricks.

315
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{\an8}And there's kind of a certain
comedy culture

316
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and a razzing culture in skating,

317
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almost like punk comedy,

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getting yourself in trouble quite often.

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- Which high school?
- Sir Robert Ford.

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- And you?
- I'm just with them.

321
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Okay. Where do you work, sir?

322
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- Uh, it's none of your business.
- Okay, that's fine.

323
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,345
I went back to school.

324
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,473
I studied television broadcasting
at Algonquin College,

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where I learned
how to edit and shoot video,

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do lighting and do photography.

327
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Comin' in here with your guns all...

328
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All the things
that I would have needed to know

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if I wanted to make my own
television show.

330
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At least Brian's still with us...

331
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I'm glad I did focus in school.

332
00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:31,871
And that's where I met Trevor Cavanaugh,
Darcy DeToni.

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I'm hunting for moths.

334
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,250
I'm Burning Feet Man!

335
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I'll bring you light to attract the moths!

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- How you doing?
- Good.

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A little grayer.

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- A little bit.
- A little heavier.

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00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:44,634
{\an8}- Good. Looks good on you, though.
Okay.

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00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,761
{\an8}- I'm a little heavier. Am I heavier, too?
Yeah.

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00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,306
{\an8}- Yeah? We both gained weight?
I think we have, yeah.

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Trevor Cavanaugh, ladies and gentlemen.

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Hi.

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I'm Barry Manilow.

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{\an8}- Yo! How are you?
Tom.

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{\an8}- How you doing?
How's it going, man?

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00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:59,649
{\an8}- Good to see you.
Good to see you, man.

348
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,695
Remember this guy? When was last time
you guys saw each other?

349
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:04,988
Been in a few years.

350
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,656
That's a good tactic, Trev.

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00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,450
Check this out.

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00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,952
- Oh, no! I think I know what that is.
- You know what this is?

353
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Volunteer award for outstanding
community producer, <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

354
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:17,876
Tom Green, Darcy DeToni,
Trevor Cavanaugh.

355
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,294
Glenn Humplik.

356
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,337
- Wow.
- Nice.

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00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,006
I'd never been
so focused in my life on anything.

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In high school, nothing.

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I did very well.
I got great grades in college.

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I did not have good grades in high school.

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You're in college all week,

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00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:33,391
and then on my Friday night,
I would then go to the radio station.

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I'd be on the air,
and the kids at school would listen to it.

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00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,771
And I remember Trevor and Darcy
were listening to the radio show,

365
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,649
and we started talking about it one day,
and I was like,

366
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,485
"Why don't we go do a TV show at Rogers?"

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00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,654
- What's that?
- Pitch documents.

368
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,864
- Wow.
- Handwritten pitch documents.

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00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,742
Objective: target audience. Yeah.

370
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,952
{\an8}We pitched the show to this guy,
Ray Hagel.

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{\an8}He had been listening
to my college radio show.

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{\an8}They gave us a four-episode test.

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So we ended up shooting segments
all summer.

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The first video we ever shot
for <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

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00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,799
{\an8}The idea was,
I have meat taped to my head.

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00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:07,884
What are you doing
out in the ByWard Market?

377
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,553
That's so cruel.

378
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,681
- How's the ice cream?
- Fine. This is art?

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00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,265
- What's that?
- This is art?

380
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,183
- Art?
- Yes.

381
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:17,102
- The ice cream is art?
- No, your head.

382
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,728
- Oh, okay, my head is art.
- Yes.

383
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,773
Thank you, that's the best compliment
anyone's ever given me.

384
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,901
Meathead was probably the one
that sort of almost became

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00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,154
kind of a style of video
that we did on the show,

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00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,489
going out on the street,

387
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,118
doing something weird,
getting a reaction from people.

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00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:35,578
Three, two, one!

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00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,381
Experimentation. No rules.

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00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:50,135
No commercial advertisers telling us
what we could or couldn't do.

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00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:58,852
Back then, like, video cameras
were basically brand-new

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and they were really expensive.

393
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,480
Or you'd sign one out at school,

394
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:05,066
but you'd get it for the day
for a school project.

395
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:12,615
<i>♪ White pants, white pants</i>
<i>I'm wearing white pants ♪</i>

396
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,286
<i>♪ When I walk</i>
<i>I put my hands in my pockets ♪</i>

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00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,371
All of a sudden,
the idea of like taking an idea

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00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:21,624
out into the real world
became a possibility.

399
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,796
That's when real people
became unwitting performers

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00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,840
in television shows.

401
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,509
You could argue
that Tom was the first person

402
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,470
to really do reality.

403
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,431
{\an8}Uh, first person in a long, long time

404
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,683
{\an8}to do man-on-the-street kind of stuff.

405
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:41,519
Now, Steve Allen,
way back when in the '50s,

406
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,980
did some man-on-the-street kind of things.

407
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:49,027
But Tom took it
to a whole different level.

408
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,782
Remember, before 1999,
most comedy shows were scripted

409
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:57,702
except for <i>Candid Camera</i>
and variety shows and talk shows.

410
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,579
But there wasn't anyone
going out in the street

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00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,165
with a video camera
without a professional crew,

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00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:06,211
just some kid goofing around on people
and putting it on TV.

413
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,963
We built our own set.

414
00:18:09,047 --> 00:18:11,633
The idea was,
it was an upside-down set, right?

415
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,593
I actually think that the first set

416
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:17,514
was the best set that there ever was
in the history of the show.

417
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,224
The bright green walls.

418
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,476
- The fishbowl upside down.
- Right.

419
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,686
Hey, folks, how are you doing?
Welcome to <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

420
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,772
This is Tom Green.
Let's give him a big hand.

421
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,067
Rob Forest and Sean Potvin.

422
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,402
They are stunt performers.

423
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,696
This is an over the shoulder.

424
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,366
All right, this is a punch to the stomach.

425
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,868
Glenn Humplik,
who I'd met at the radio station,

426
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,412
and I asked him if he wanted to come down
and be my sidekick.

427
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,082
Hi, you're on the air
talking to Glenn Humplik.

428
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,834
<i>Hi. Hey, Glenn.</i>

429
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,961
<i>I just wondered,</i>
<i>do you want a bigger role in this show?</i>

430
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,713
- You have a small role.
<i>- You have a small, boring role.</i>

431
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,131
No. Oh!

432
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,552
You remember like I asked you
to do the show?

433
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,511
- Yes.
- Okay.

434
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,596
It was a pretty clear, mapped-out idea.

435
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,224
Like, it's gonna be like Letterman
or Johnny Carson,

436
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,475
and you're gonna be...

437
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:05,687
You had a good idea of what the show
was going to be in your head.

438
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,939
Did you notice that Glenn and I
are all snuggled up?

439
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,358
- <i>Yes.</i>
- It's kind of strange right now.

440
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,236
That's because I noticed the camera
was pointing more at Glenn,

441
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,738
and I like to get my face on TV.

442
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,740
- Boy, we know that.
- Yeah.

443
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,368
Was there a moment when you thought,
"No, I don't want to do that?"

444
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,328
Oh, absolutely. The second you asked me.

445
00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,997
- Oh, really? Really?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

446
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,124
- It's a $50 shirt.
- Just take it off quick.

447
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,418
- That was a good shirt!
- It was a good shirt.

448
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,711
Look at the way it burns.

449
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,170
- Nerve-racking?
- Yeah.

450
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,464
I've never felt comfortable on camera.

451
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,801
You just unplug it.
Unplug it before you burst into flames.

452
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,470
- Why did you do it then?
- Oh, I think I told you.

453
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,847
I said, you know, I'll give it a try,

454
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,224
and if this sucks
or if I don't like it then...

455
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,313
Glenn Humplik exercising tonight.

456
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,860
Then I went on my radio show
at the university

457
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,071
and I told everybody listening
to come down to the public access station.

458
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,948
And, like, a hundred kids showed up.

459
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,868
Guess they figured if it was anything
like the goofy radio show I was doing,

460
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,077
it was gonna be pretty weird.

461
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:05,038
And it was.
It was me with meat on my head.

462
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,164
- How's it--
- Going under.

463
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:09,334
You're having a poop-it party
or something?

464
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,711
{\an8}
By the time we'd done the four episodes,

465
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,088
{\an8}a local reporter named Ken Rockburn

466
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,674
{\an8}wanted to do a piece
about <i>The Tom Green Show,</i>

467
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,469
{\an8}and he compared it to a crazy
indie version

468
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,512
of David Letterman, my hero.

469
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,598
And that kind of sealed our fate.

470
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:27,018
The powers that be at the public access
station gave us the go-ahead

471
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,770
to keep making episodes.

472
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,229
And we did.

473
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,607
- They picked up the show.
- I know.

474
00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:36,945
I would spend late nights
at the public access station by myself

475
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,529
editing videos,

476
00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:41,074
my days on the streets shooting new ones.

477
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:42,700
I hardly stopped.

478
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,702
I had to make the show work.

479
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:47,914
I couldn't imagine being happy in life
doing anything else.

480
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,874
This was a fight for survival.

481
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,420
I was driven by fear
and a manic sense of urgency.

482
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,215
I had no plan B.

483
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,595
Don't hurt him!

484
00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:04,347
Don't hurt him! Wait!

485
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,473
Wait!

486
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,852
And people started talking
about this weird show

487
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,146
that was on late at night in Ottawa

488
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,731
on public access TV.

489
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,525
Shinny up the glass!

490
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,444
Shinny up the glass!

491
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:20,947
I thought it was just
gonna be another student thing.

492
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,700
{\an8}- You know, they're never really...
I mean, honestly,

493
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,743
{\an8}I probably didn't know
it was gonna work either.

494
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,621
I'm burning as it is.

495
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:30,957
People started talking about it.

496
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,418
"You see that crazy guy
on <i>The Tom Green Show?"</i>

497
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,211
And this would be some colonel at work.

498
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,297
- Really? A colonel in the military.
- In the military.

499
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,049
"That guy is funny as hell."

500
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,969
And while all this was going on,
we just kept experimenting

501
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,221
and trying weird things.

502
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:50,059
I remember going out in the street
and taping bread to my head.

503
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:51,894
It was all about the reaction.

504
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,605
Going on the street,
putting bread on my head.

505
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,523
Why not?

506
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,567
I make boys out of wood.

507
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,361
I call them wooden boys.

508
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,655
I don't know what to make of this, so...

509
00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,615
I'd lie down on my face in the market.

510
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,576
We were shooting a hidden camera,
which we rarely did,

511
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,037
from the rooftop of a parking garage
across the street.

512
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,039
We took the time to get a wireless mic

513
00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:14,584
so you could hear the people around me
talking when they came up to say...

514
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,668
Are you okay?

515
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,504
And this kind of went on and on,
people come check on me.

516
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,090
Finally, someone said,
"Someone call an ambulance."

517
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,259
And then I just slowly got up
and I walked away.

518
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:27,513
But that was one of the ones
where we realized,

519
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:31,726
"Oh, sometimes they get a big reaction."

520
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:33,936
How about Bon Jovi?

521
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,731
That was a huge moment because that was
the first time we woke up my parents.

522
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,067
We were driving back from shooting.
It was like...

523
00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,778
<i>3:30 in the morning right now.</i>
<i>Sunday night.</i>

524
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,989
<i>We're gonna go in and wake them up</i>
<i>and see if they want to watch</i>

525
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,742
<i>a </i>Bon Jovi Live in New Jersey
<i>videotape with me, let's go.</i>

526
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:52,121
You would try to sneak in,
and the dog would start to bark.

527
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:53,706
Hello? Mom?

528
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,709
You said, "We need a prop.
We need like a reason."

529
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,503
I looked in the back seat of his car,

530
00:22:58,586 --> 00:23:02,423
and there was a <i>Bon Jovi</i>
<i>Live in New Jersey </i>videocassette.

531
00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:06,135
You guys want to go watch Bon Jovi?

532
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:07,804
No.

533
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,430
Your head was under the covers
and I was saying,

534
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,182
"You want to watch
<i>Bon Jovi Live in New Jersey?"</i>

535
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,101
- Tom--
- Come on, can we just go and watch it?

536
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,728
Tom, would you turn off the camera?
What the hell time is it?

537
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,773
Ten to 3:00. Forget it.
I have to get up in about three hours.

538
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,733
Really? I have to get up early
tomorrow too.

539
00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:22,819
And the crowd went crazy,
everyone loved it

540
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,403
because you were upset.

541
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:28,533
Because I was upset,
you decided to do it several more times.

542
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:30,868
Do you want to just go watch
a couple minutes?

543
00:23:30,952 --> 00:23:34,038
We quickly realized that was very
relatable to people watching.

544
00:23:34,122 --> 00:23:36,791
"Are those your real parents?
Are your parents gonna kill you?"

545
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:40,378
{\an8}<i>You prank your parents, and I think</i>
<i>that's something everybody loves.</i>

546
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:43,881
But the first big eventful one
was probably when I...

547
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:47,260
{\an8}<i>- Painted their house plaid once.</i>

548
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,804
Yeah, that was pretty dramatic.

549
00:23:49,887 --> 00:23:53,099
<i>I think my parents will be happy</i>
<i>when they come home and see I've done</i>

550
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,726
<i>some work around the house and not just</i>
<i>lazed around on my ass all week.</i>

551
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:58,521
I hoped my parents
would like their surprise.

552
00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:02,441
I painted, I worked all week
while they were gone on their trip.

553
00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:06,279
Mom said they wanted us to do chores
around the house while they were gone.

554
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,157
Never said to do that.

555
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:13,703
I thought it'd be nice to go
above and beyond the call of duty.

556
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:18,124
There he was. The car pulled up.
It looked like he liked it at first.

557
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:22,670
I thought my mom kind of liked it too,
but, well, I, well...

558
00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:24,380
You painted the house?

559
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,841
I think your dad then took your car.

560
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,468
- And he hid it.
- The car is gone.

561
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:30,887
<i>Car is gone.</i>

562
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,222
<i>- I did all the lawn too...</i>
<i>- My car.</i>

563
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,100
My car. My car will be sold.
I'm calling the guy.

564
00:24:36,184 --> 00:24:37,351
What do you mean?

565
00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:39,270
<i>You have two days</i>
<i>to get that painted back.</i>

566
00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:40,605
You knew it was funny.

567
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:43,858
I knew it was funny,
but it was funny at my expense.

568
00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:46,027
- Right.
- So I was sort of torn, you know.

569
00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:48,279
Starting out innocent enough at first,

570
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:52,742
but then later barging into their room
with all sorts of ridiculous scenarios.

571
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,410
It's 3:00 in the morning.

572
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,705
{\an8}Well, see, my mother's gone away to Barrie
to visit relatives.

573
00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,165
{\an8}And my father's really lonely.

574
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:02,043
So then we surprised you
with dancing girls.

575
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,502
- Not again.
- Dad.

576
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:12,595
That part I enjoyed, yeah.

577
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,889
Of course you did.

578
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,475
Hi, I'm Lisa, and I'm a Taurus,
and I love camping.

579
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:18,559
Oh, yeah? Great.

580
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:21,103
Well, you'd be mad at first,
but then you would...

581
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:24,148
You wouldn't shut down the whole shoot.

582
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:27,026
And then there'd be funny lines
you would throw in.

583
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,277
Whoo!

584
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,279
A little Tuesday night, eh?

585
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,699
You had a cyst
being removed on the top of your head.

586
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,868
- Yeah.
- Followed you to the doctor's office.

587
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:38,037
And I had an electric frying pan with me.

588
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:39,830
And I asked the doctor

589
00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:43,084
if I could fry up your cyst
after he removes it and eat it.

590
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,377
- Oh, yeah.
- Remember that?

591
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,254
But I always remember
you had a funny line.

592
00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:49,006
- Oh, really? Okay.
- So I showed up. I had the frying pan.

593
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:51,717
I said, "I'm gonna go to your surgery.
I'm gonna eat your cyst."

594
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:54,095
You said, "No, no,
today's my hemorrhoid operation."

595
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,931
Really? Okay.

596
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,352
People weren't just laughing
at what I was doing.

597
00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:04,605
They were laughing at the reaction to it.
That was the funny part.

598
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,691
<i>Just a second. I'll be right back, okay?</i>

599
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,609
We didn't have a lot of money for props,

600
00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:11,404
so a lot of times we'd go
to the grocery store before the show.

601
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,826
Kitty litter.

602
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,244
Oh, God.

603
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,082
Nice substance
to pour all over myself

604
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,293
to confuse everybody at home watching.

605
00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,212
Bags of milk.

606
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,423
I got a bag of milk in my pants!

607
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,177
I got a bag of milk in my pants!

608
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,388
And the show became a big hit locally.

609
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:38,431
This guy is a clown.

610
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:48,399
Let's go over to the storage space
where I kept all of my videotapes

611
00:26:48,482 --> 00:26:51,694
of <i>Tom Green Show </i>archives
and everything I've shot.

612
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,947
The movies and videos
for the last 30 years.

613
00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,240
Oh, my God.

614
00:26:56,324 --> 00:27:00,369
<i>The Tom Green Show</i>, episode one.

615
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:04,540
We're looking at probably
a few thousand videotapes.

616
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,669
It's almost like looking at these tapes
is gonna be looking at a different person.

617
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,923
The opinions expressed
in the following program

618
00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,718
are those of the participants
and do not necessarily reflect

619
00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:18,262
the opinions of the Canadian
Broadcasting Corporation.

620
00:27:18,346 --> 00:27:20,973
The show got bigger and bigger and bigger,

621
00:27:21,057 --> 00:27:23,809
eventually catching the eye of the CBC.

622
00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:27,188
We shot a pilot for the CBC.
We thought we had made it.

623
00:27:27,271 --> 00:27:29,398
Look at them all!

624
00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,400
There's a whole bunch of them!

625
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,527
Glenn Humplik!

626
00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:35,946
What a band, eh?

627
00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,657
What a band.
They make sounds with their instruments.

628
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:41,911
- They make me want to boogie.
- They make you want to boogie.

629
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,120
Glenn, this is great, eh?

630
00:27:43,204 --> 00:27:46,207
And we have Punchbuggy, and we have
some guests on the show today as well.

631
00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:48,667
- Joe Flaherty is gonna be on the show.
- Yes.

632
00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:51,545
Tom was always driven
from the beginning

633
00:27:51,629 --> 00:27:53,964
about making a funny show,

634
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:57,927
but also taking it
to a broadcaster somewhere.

635
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:01,097
What are you, a snake or something
for God's sakes?

636
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,850
For years it was like, how are we gonna
get someone to pick up the show?

637
00:28:04,934 --> 00:28:07,937
Who wants to see Adam, the drummer,
go skateboarding?

638
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,939
Okay, let's go.

639
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,941
We worked on that for a year.

640
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,819
We made all of our videos
just as perfect as we could.

641
00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:17,113
{\an8}I'm actually a health inspector
during the day.

642
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,073
You don't want to buy bad mustard.

643
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:25,287
Has anyone ever come in the store
and gotten mustard in their eye?

644
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:27,957
I got mustard in my eye!

645
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:30,626
<i>Hey!</i>

646
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,964
- Those days must have been great.
- Oh, yeah, they were great.

647
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:37,133
{\an8}- Must have been nuts for you.
Oh, yeah. Nuts.

648
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:38,592
- Dave Thomas.
- Yes, yes.

649
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:41,679
Martin Short, Eugene Levy, of course,
we're seeing all the time.

650
00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:43,305
What is your point?

651
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,224
Are you saying I'm not doing well?

652
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:47,476
- What are you up to these days?
- I'm in movies. Big movies.

653
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,687
- Oh, okay. Tell us about--
- All right?

654
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:51,772
- Okay.
- How about <i>Speed?</i>

655
00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:54,233
I was in the movie with a piano.

656
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:55,151
A piano.

657
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:58,404
- We didn't see you in that anywhere.
- What?

658
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,698
- I don't want to call you a liar.
- Don't go there, Green.

659
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:04,285
- This is my first big show.
- I was in <i>Speed</i>, okay? I was cut out.

660
00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,579
You're calling me a liar,
and I don't think that's a good idea.

661
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,789
You're not very experienced. You're green.

662
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:13,502
I'd like you to know I've actually done
shows before on the community channel.

663
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,798
I did 50, and they were an hour long.

664
00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:20,176
I'm sorry!
Well, I've been in big movies!

665
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,636
Yeah, oh, Mr. <i>SCTV!</i>

666
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:27,183
Mr. <i>SCTV!</i>

667
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,268
- Mr. Big Time!
- Oh, shut up!

668
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:31,520
Just shut the hell up! Shut up!

669
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,398
You idiot!

670
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,819
- Sorry, man.
- I'm sorry, too.

671
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:41,489
- What's your name?
- My name's Tom.

672
00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:44,366
- Really-- This is different.
- I can't believe--

673
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,952
It was a really exciting time.

674
00:29:47,036 --> 00:29:50,623
This was real television.
They aired the show on Halloween.

675
00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:52,875
- Tom the bomb.
- Dan the Man.

676
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,043
Tom the bomb.

677
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,504
Punchbuggy, Joe Flaherty,
and Dan the Man.

678
00:29:56,587 --> 00:30:00,132
Thank you very much.
See you next time, if there is one.

679
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:01,091
Okay.

680
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:04,094
Then we waited.
We waited almost a year.

681
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:06,931
Only to find out
they weren't gonna go forward.

682
00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,183
They decided not to continue
with the show.

683
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:10,643
I was devastated.

684
00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:13,229
I thought,
"How am I going to recover from this?"

685
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:15,105
But we didn't quit.

686
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,691
My friends and I, we persevered.

687
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,693
{\an8}We looked at our options,

688
00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:22,112
{\an8}and there was a new network
called the Canadian Comedy Network,

689
00:30:22,196 --> 00:30:26,075
which we managed
to get a small deal on to do 13 episodes.

690
00:30:26,784 --> 00:30:29,328
We filmed them,
we shot them in a little theater

691
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:32,498
with the equipment
that the public access station lent us.

692
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,542
<i>♪ Plastic bag, plastic bag ♪</i>

693
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,877
Hi, you're watching <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

694
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,879
And my name is Tom Green.

695
00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:40,839
And this is Glenn Humplik right here.

696
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,591
Hey, Tom.

697
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:44,635
Oh! Ow!

698
00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:47,805
Oh!

699
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,808
Why are you filming this? Keep straight.

700
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,978
- Why are you filming this?
- Get the fuck out of here.

701
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:56,480
Turn the camera off, you know?

702
00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,068
- Can I stick my head in that?
- I don't think it's safe.

703
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:06,407
- Mommy.
- I'm not your mommy, to start off with.

704
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:09,994
I'm just gonna rub my face on the ground
here while you eat your brownie.

705
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,245
I'm not your mother.

706
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,706
I'm a man, not a woman.

707
00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:17,126
We had to do something big,
so we did Hockey Guy in Chicago.

708
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,423
You sure I'm not bleeding?

709
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,386
All right! It's all right, buddy.
It's all right.

710
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:28,679
It's all right.

711
00:31:28,762 --> 00:31:29,722
We did this bit called...

712
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,098
Funnier when I'm drunk.

713
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,559
You got to be careful and responsible
when you drink.

714
00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,729
I know in my brain the segment is called
"Let's Get Drunk."

715
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,732
I've had, like, seven fucking jam jars

716
00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,567
filled with rum and Coke.

717
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,027
We should...

718
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:50,701
Now, I'm like...

719
00:31:50,784 --> 00:31:53,537
I remember at the time
when people saw that,

720
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,414
they couldn't believe
what they were looking at.

721
00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,916
I like to say that this was real.

722
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,753
The first time somebody
really vomited on camera.

723
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,212
Pretty proud of that.

724
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,423
Um...

725
00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,675
There's nothing funny about this.

726
00:32:06,759 --> 00:32:08,886
<i>It's really embarrassing</i>
<i>buying condoms sometimes.</i>

727
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:11,513
<i>So I'm gonna bring the camera with me</i>
<i>just so it's less embarrassing.</i>

728
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,057
Just gonna buy some of these condoms

729
00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:16,060
because I'm planning on making love
to a woman tonight,

730
00:32:16,143 --> 00:32:19,355
and I'm really excited about that.

731
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,731
<i>So what are you guys up to today?</i>

732
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,025
And we put all these episodes together.

733
00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:25,944
It's just some cream
that came from my body.

734
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:28,322
And we made a show...

735
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:30,532
We will be having the cow brought in.

736
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,744
Humans usually drink milk out of glasses.

737
00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:37,998
...unlike anything
that anybody had ever seen.

738
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,793
I like the way milk tastes!

739
00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:42,211
It was weird.

740
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:44,380
<i>It's time to clean the city.</i>

741
00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,923
Oxyman...

742
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,885
Ha-ha! Pretty.

743
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,397
I can't clean anymore.

744
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:07,194
My English, it's very bad.

745
00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:08,821
Oh, no, you're good at English.

746
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:12,741
So do the sailors on the boat,
do they do they masturbate a lot, or...

747
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,868
- Yeah.
- A lot of masturbating.

748
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:15,953
All right.

749
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:17,538
Oh, shit!

750
00:33:20,124 --> 00:33:22,543
Oh, my God.
That's my parents right there.

751
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:24,545
Oh, my God!

752
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:33,095
- You okay?
- Yeah.

753
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:34,221
That bail was nuts.

754
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:42,438
I mean, The Slutmobile
was the classic episode.

755
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,106
<i>It's 3:00 in the morning.</i>

756
00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:46,233
<i>So to show my parents</i>
<i>how much I love them,</i>

757
00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:50,738
I've turned my parents' vehicle
into more than just a vehicle.

758
00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,407
I've turned it into The Slutmobile.

759
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:55,826
This bit became infamous immediately,

760
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,996
and comedian friends of mine
still talk about it to this day.

761
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:01,373
{\an8}He put "Slutmobile" on his dad's--
the hood of his car.

762
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,916
{\an8}Oh, my God, on his parents'...

763
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,585
{\an8}- And then hid in the bushes.
Yeah.

764
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,754
He didn't just like,
"Let me fuck with random people."

765
00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:07,796
My mommy and daddy.

766
00:34:12,426 --> 00:34:14,261
Holy Christ.

767
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:17,264
- You like it, Dad? Come look at it.
- Go talk to your mother.

768
00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:20,142
"Go talk to your mother."
Like what was I supposed to do?

769
00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,728
- It's permanent. Come look at it.
- That's permanent.

770
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,605
- What do you mean?
- Walking down to the police right now.

771
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:27,524
You're walking?
Why can't you take the car?

772
00:34:27,608 --> 00:34:28,942
Don't walk to work.

773
00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:32,279
It's not obscene. It's... It's love.

774
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:33,822
Those women are in love, Dad.

775
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,074
You like it? Mom?

776
00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:38,827
My mom has no intention
of talking to me on camera

777
00:34:38,911 --> 00:34:40,287
about The Slutmobile.

778
00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:43,999
Fortunately, she left a few messages
on my answering machine.

779
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,335
{\an8}
<i>Tom, it's your mother.</i>

780
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,795
{\an8}<i>Did you do that to our car?</i>

781
00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:49,546
Uh, Dad can't take the bus to work.

782
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:51,632
I'm gonna take The Slutmobile
to the bus stop.

783
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,425
Wow, there's a lot of people
at the bus stop.

784
00:34:53,509 --> 00:34:56,261
I hope my dad's not embarrassed
by his Slutmobile.

785
00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,055
Come on, I'll drive you to work.

786
00:34:58,138 --> 00:34:59,556
- Come on.
- What?

787
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,225
That thing better be washed up.

788
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:03,018
I don't know how you got it on there.

789
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,354
It's permanent. It's a present.

790
00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:08,273
Were you embarrassed?
Or did you think it was funny?

791
00:35:08,357 --> 00:35:11,527
By this stage of the game,
I was beginning to think it was funny

792
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,489
because I'd see them laughing
and I thought, "Oh, okay."

793
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:17,950
Dad, don't worry
if your neighbors see The Slutmobile.

794
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,619
I mean, it's just your Slutmobile, right?

795
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,663
You understand, though,
that the reaction shot,

796
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:25,457
like, when you're not happy
about something is kind of funny, right?

797
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:27,501
- Well, not really.
- Like, you can't always be happy about it.

798
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,837
How many bits were there
that you don't like?

799
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,922
Do you remember?
Is there more than one?

800
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:35,133
Well, the one where you put
the frigging cow's head in my bed.

801
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,177
- Okay. Okay.
- That, I didn't like.

802
00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,429
My parents loved the movie <i>The Godfather.</i>

803
00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:45,018
What the hell is that?

804
00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:47,729
You're going to get bloodstains
on this bedspread.

805
00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,065
- That's not real.
- Yes, it is.

806
00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,276
Get it off this bed!

807
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:53,986
That was the first time
you got really mad.

808
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,195
I thought I was gonna throw up.

809
00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,238
<i>Tasty corn.</i>

810
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:58,156
<i>I don't want you doing that on my PA.</i>

811
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,950
<i>- Not allowed to do that?</i>
- <i>No.</i>

812
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,952
But if you want to do it,
just pick up the phone,

813
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,370
hit the button that says "page."

814
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:06,248
Mom, I'm up at the front.
Mom, I don't know where you are.

815
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,792
We're not allowed cameras in the store,
so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

816
00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:10,961
My brother's lost.
I'm really worried about that.

817
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,839
- Please.
- Probably back by the girls' sweatpants.

818
00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:15,674
- Doing some shopping, I guess?
- Yeah.

819
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,343
So how do you know where the--

820
00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:20,304
- You're not allowed on our PA system.
- Oh, no?

821
00:36:20,387 --> 00:36:21,847
- This way, please.
- Oh, okay.

822
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,391
- First of all, this is private property.
- Well, I'm gonna leave.

823
00:36:24,474 --> 00:36:26,393
- Yeah, let's go over here.
- Okay.

824
00:36:29,062 --> 00:36:30,898
I'll just go over here.
I'll just go this way.

825
00:36:30,981 --> 00:36:33,859
There are certain bits
that people would just keep bringing up.

826
00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,110
<i>Where are you off to?</i>

827
00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:37,154
<i>- Where I'm off to?</i>
<i>- Where are you going?</i>

828
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,864
<i>I don't know if it's any</i>
<i>of your damn business.</i>

829
00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:41,617
- I was just wondering where you're going.
- You do, eh?

830
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:44,119
- I'm wondering where you're going, yeah.
- You wonder?

831
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,954
- Yeah.
- That's too freaking bad, eh?

832
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,581
You don't want to tell me
where you're going?

833
00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:49,458
<i>None of your damn business</i>
<i>where I'm going.</i>

834
00:36:49,541 --> 00:36:53,128
People have been coming up to me on
the street the last 25 years, saying...

835
00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,088
None of your damn business
where I'm going.

836
00:36:55,172 --> 00:36:56,632
So where are you going then?

837
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,677
I don't think it's any
of your damn business!

838
00:37:00,761 --> 00:37:02,387
- No, I know, it's not my business.
- No.

839
00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:04,973
- I'm actually--
- Do I ask you where you're going?

840
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:07,726
Answer my question!
Where the hell are you going?

841
00:37:07,809 --> 00:37:09,269
- Um...
- Answer my question.

842
00:37:09,353 --> 00:37:11,647
Where are you going, eh? Hey?

843
00:37:13,857 --> 00:37:17,277
When somebody come up and ask me
where I'm going,

844
00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:20,822
that's nobody else's business but my own.

845
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,408
Russell Chuadary is here, everyone.
He's a butcher.

846
00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,828
The episode we had a butcher as our guest

847
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,498
became a memorable episode
for quite a few people.

848
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,208
And it wasn't because of the butcher.

849
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:33,919
It was because I decided
to destroy the set.

850
00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,671
It was flattering years later

851
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,590
to have Eric André
thank me for the inspiration.

852
00:37:38,674 --> 00:37:40,968
- Set destruction is really your baby.
- Yeah.

853
00:37:42,552 --> 00:37:44,262
Our producer, Merilyn Read,

854
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,932
was very upset after this

855
00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:51,144
because we had not planned
on jumping through and destroying the set.

856
00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:54,564
{\an8}I was devastated for, like, 60 seconds.

857
00:37:54,648 --> 00:37:59,277
And then I realized it's just part
of the whole scene here.

858
00:37:59,361 --> 00:38:03,448
They didn't tell me it was gonna happen,
but they never told me anything anyway.

859
00:38:04,825 --> 00:38:06,994
I just decided to jump through the set.

860
00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:08,829
But the fact that that was not planned,
you know what I mean?

861
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,622
I just kinda got caught up in the moment.

862
00:38:15,002 --> 00:38:17,129
{\an8}And I didn't really realize it
until later.

863
00:38:17,212 --> 00:38:19,589
{\an8}People were always like,
"Where'd you get the idea for the show?"

864
00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:22,384
But then just one day, I was like,

865
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,511
"Oh, that's from Tom's show. Tom Green."

866
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,805
And then I was like,
"Oh, I'm just biting Tom Green."

867
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:28,765
So thank you for your brain.

868
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:33,603
<i>Wake up, wake up, wake up.</i>

869
00:38:33,687 --> 00:38:36,815
You look back at your life
and you go like, "Wow, holy crap."

870
00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:38,108
"I put that on television."

871
00:38:38,191 --> 00:38:40,110
I'm humping a dead moose.

872
00:38:40,193 --> 00:38:41,987
Come on! Come on!

873
00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,656
You know what's kinda interesting
about this, if anything,

874
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,534
is that we were just kids
figuring this out on our own.

875
00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:49,286
<i>I am Scuba Hood.</i>

876
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:51,955
<i>I steal from the poor</i>
<i>and give to the rich.</i>

877
00:38:52,039 --> 00:38:54,750
There wasn't some adult there saying,
"This is how we do it."

878
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,501
"Write it like this and do it like this."

879
00:38:56,585 --> 00:39:00,964
We did the show from 1994 till 1999,

880
00:39:01,048 --> 00:39:05,427
before it was really being done
in any sort of professional capacity.

881
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,386
Turn the camera off.

882
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:07,763
- What's your name?
- Scuba Hood.

883
00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:09,723
- No, what is your real name?
- Scuba Hood.

884
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:11,683
By making fun of an authority figure,

885
00:39:11,767 --> 00:39:13,477
you're sort of punching up.

886
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,980
- What is his real name?
- Okay, I'll give you my real name.

887
00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,273
Doug Fisher.

888
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:19,483
Doug...

889
00:39:20,067 --> 00:39:20,984
Fisher.

890
00:39:26,490 --> 00:39:28,784
- Get out of here.
- Just playing the game.

891
00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,285
- What the hell you doing?
- It's my radio.

892
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,287
- Get off the field.
- Why are you pushing me?

893
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:35,665
This is a kid's league game.

894
00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,793
- We're leaving. You're stalling us.
- Yeah, keep going.

895
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,711
- Turn the fucking thing off.
- Don't touch him.

896
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:43,215
Soccer fans are insane.
You're just a bunch of English hooligans!

897
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:44,800
Sorry about that.

898
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:54,518
Yeah!

899
00:39:56,353 --> 00:39:57,395
<i>♪ Baby... ♪</i>

900
00:39:57,479 --> 00:39:58,438
Pierce...

901
00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:07,614
Please welcome Tom Green!

902
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:10,575
You were down at Mike Bullard's show,

903
00:40:10,659 --> 00:40:13,286
and Howard Lapides became your manager.

904
00:40:13,370 --> 00:40:15,997
- Howard Lapides.
- May he rest in peace.

905
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:18,083
{\an8}We were representing Mike Bullard,

906
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:21,545
{\an8}and Mike had a talk show in Canada.

907
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:25,257
And Howard went up to deal with Mike
on a few things,

908
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:28,176
and Tom was a guest on Mike's show.

909
00:40:28,260 --> 00:40:30,137
Howard and Tom clicked immediately.

910
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,597
Crowds of kids showed up with signs,

911
00:40:32,681 --> 00:40:35,809
and they knew every bit that we'd done
on the Comedy Network.

912
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:38,645
He came back and told me about Tom,

913
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:41,106
and he said, "I want to sign this guy."

914
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,608
"There's something really special
about him."

915
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:45,485
I sent him some tapes

916
00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:47,737
of some of our wildest moments
from the show,

917
00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:49,614
{\an8}and he marched them into MTV.

918
00:40:49,698 --> 00:40:51,867
{\an8}And MTV had never seen anything like it.

919
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,535
{\an8}They flew me to Los Angeles.

920
00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,620
They had me pitch the show in person.

921
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,080
Are we all going?

922
00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:59,833
And the next thing you know,
I was being flown to New York.

923
00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:01,877
And away we went.

924
00:41:06,590 --> 00:41:09,009
{\an8}<i>♪ This is </i>The Tom Green Show ♪

925
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,511
{\an8}<i>♪ It's not the Green Tom show ♪</i>

926
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,471
<i>♪ This is my favorite show ♪</i>

927
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,765
<i>♪ Because it is my show ♪</i>

928
00:41:15,849 --> 00:41:17,100
It's <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

929
00:41:17,184 --> 00:41:21,771
We had writers, producers,
camera people in New York City.

930
00:41:21,855 --> 00:41:23,857
They built us a studio in Times Square.

931
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:25,942
It was like I'd died and gone to heaven.

932
00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:28,153
My dreams were really coming true.

933
00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:30,697
Before you know it,
the show was on the air.

934
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,283
Wow, what an audience. Wow.

935
00:41:34,201 --> 00:41:36,119
Holy doodle.

936
00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:38,955
- Listen to them.
- Yeah, it's a great audience out there.

937
00:41:39,039 --> 00:41:41,541
Listen to them roar.
Welcome to <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

938
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:44,127
I'm Tom, and this is Glenn Humplik.

939
00:41:46,213 --> 00:41:47,964
Glenn Humplik!

940
00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:50,467
A good friend of mine.

941
00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:52,177
Been friends a long time.

942
00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,596
- You're a good friend of mine, right?
- Good friend.

943
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:57,432
And Phil right behind me in the window.

944
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:58,892
He laughs a lot.

945
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:03,897
We've been doing a show like this together
on cable access for a few years now.

946
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,107
- Four years now.
- Yeah, and now we're here on MTV.

947
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:07,234
It's really...

948
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,571
We couldn't believe
how quickly things took off.

949
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,452
You take your pants off your now.

950
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,121
You're clapping?
You're the only one clapping right now.

951
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:24,167
<i>MTV.</i>

952
00:42:24,251 --> 00:42:25,669
<i>Music Television.</i>

953
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:30,382
MTV took the place of what
almost like the entire internet does now.

954
00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:31,967
If you cared about music,

955
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,969
if you cared about pop culture,

956
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:35,053
you go to MTV.

957
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:38,056
So all young people would go watch MTV.
Everybody would watch MTV.

958
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:41,893
So it was sort of a shell shock, you know.

959
00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:44,980
<i>When you were 15 years old,</i>
<i>you worked at a hamburger chain.</i>

960
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,107
- Why are you doing this?
- Just tell the people what you did.

961
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:48,650
I went for a...

962
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,987
A piss in this big bucket of pickles.

963
00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:56,199
We're gonna teach you
how to play a game of pickle...

964
00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,076
roulette.

965
00:42:58,159 --> 00:42:59,327
Before the show,

966
00:42:59,411 --> 00:43:01,746
I, uh, urinated in one of these pickle...

967
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:04,499
So this is lesson-teaching time.

968
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:08,420
If there's a yellow dot,
you've got urine, okay?

969
00:43:10,213 --> 00:43:12,007
It really wasn't a game of roulette here.

970
00:43:12,090 --> 00:43:15,135
We wanted to make sure you learned
your lesson, so actually, all the jars...

971
00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:18,346
<i>We're learning a lot</i>
<i>about camouflage today.</i>

972
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,597
<i>I'm in the bushes.</i>

973
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:21,891
<i>You can't see me in the bushes</i>
<i>because I'm camouflaged.</i>

974
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:24,728
When the show got picked up by MTV,

975
00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:30,317
it had to be one of the most exciting
moments of my entire life.

976
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,943
At least up to that point.

977
00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:33,111
Maybe ever.

978
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,155
Put your mouth on it and suck it. Yes.

979
00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:38,783
<i>It's time for one of my favorite</i>
<i>sporting events.</i>

980
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,036
<i>It only happens once every four years.</i>

981
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:43,038
<i>It's the cockroach Olympics.</i>

982
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:48,251
We were trying to smash
the conventions of traditional comedy.

983
00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:52,005
I get it now, that sounds, like,
a bit naive and a bit arrogant

984
00:43:52,088 --> 00:43:55,175
and youthful, wide-eyed, but you
got to have that kind of confidence.

985
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:59,929
{\an8}You know what I love about your story
is that you did that self-hustle in an era

986
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:03,767
{\an8}where it kind of wasn't as easy
as it is now.

987
00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:06,102
Like, you hear kids complaining, like,
"How do I..."

988
00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:09,105
It's like, bro, you've got this.
This is all you fucking need now.

989
00:44:09,189 --> 00:44:10,940
You can make a TV show on this.

990
00:44:11,024 --> 00:44:14,277
There's no excuse to not do it now,
but to do it--

991
00:44:14,361 --> 00:44:15,945
- "What do I do?"
- How punk rock is it

992
00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:18,907
that you did it in a time
where it was fucking so hard to do it?

993
00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:22,994
<i>Today, we're gonna investigate guarantees</i>
<i>and whether or not they're effective.</i>

994
00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:24,871
Oh, this has a one-year guarantee on it.

995
00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:27,082
You will have to pay for it.

996
00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,958
- Can I use my guarantee here?
- No, you can't.

997
00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:32,212
- There's a 90-day guarantee on this?
- Everything is 90 days in the store.

998
00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:34,381
- "For a period of one year."
- I understand that.

999
00:44:34,464 --> 00:44:36,674
You can even
break your head too like that.

1000
00:44:39,302 --> 00:44:40,136
Thanks anyways.

1001
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,930
If you walk out of the store,
I'm gonna f*** you up.

1002
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,390
This says "guaranteed for a year."

1003
00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:45,392
We're making a movie about guarantees.

1004
00:44:45,475 --> 00:44:48,436
I wouldn't give a f***
if you were making it about Moses.

1005
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,524
I will kick your m*********** ass
on camera.

1006
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:53,858
Give me $50.

1007
00:44:53,942 --> 00:44:56,152
Tom is an extraordinary trailblazer.

1008
00:44:56,236 --> 00:45:00,240
{\an8}He did a lot in comedy,
and he paved a lot of paths.

1009
00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:03,576
And he's a young guy.
That's the thing that's so astounding.

1010
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:06,287
Everybody forgets that he really started

1011
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:09,165
as a very young man
because he's a young guy now.

1012
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:13,628
This is wild, man. This is where I lived
when I moved to New York City.

1013
00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,463
I lived right down the street here.

1014
00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:18,716
That used to be the studio right up there,
but the studio's not there anymore.

1015
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:22,679
So it's pretty cool being back here.

1016
00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:25,223
- I absolutely loved your show.
- Yeah. It was right here.

1017
00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:27,851
- Did you watch it a lot? Cool, man.
- Oh, absolutely.

1018
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:29,644
Undercutter pizza was amazing.

1019
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,188
<i>We're gonna follow that pizza guy</i>
<i>to his next delivery,</i>

1020
00:45:32,272 --> 00:45:34,732
<i>and we're gonna try and undercut</i>
<i>the competition.</i>

1021
00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:37,652
- Did you order the pizza?
- Yeah.

1022
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:39,571
What toppings did you guys want
on your pizza?

1023
00:45:39,654 --> 00:45:42,073
- Extra cheese.
- Extra cheese. Okay.

1024
00:45:42,157 --> 00:45:44,200
- Where's my pizza?
- This is it here.

1025
00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:45,827
No, we're from Undercutters.

1026
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,037
- How much is yours?
- Get the hell away from me.

1027
00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:50,832
- You get it cheaper from me, though.
- I really don't give a f***. Get out.

1028
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:52,876
Let the f***** dog out.

1029
00:45:52,959 --> 00:45:54,669
Yeah, but this is a new business--

1030
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:57,088
I'll get a new business
that's right up your ass.

1031
00:45:57,172 --> 00:45:59,048
- Hey.
- Get your f***** out of here.

1032
00:45:59,132 --> 00:46:00,258
No, don't...

1033
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,176
Don't...

1034
00:46:01,259 --> 00:46:03,553
- Get this s*** out of here now.
- Okay.

1035
00:46:03,636 --> 00:46:05,638
- We were gonna give it to you cheaper.
- Whatever.

1036
00:46:05,722 --> 00:46:08,850
Do me a favor, take your s***
and f*** somewhere else.

1037
00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,686
I'm sorry. But, you know,
we just go up to where the pizza people--

1038
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:13,354
- Shut your f***** mouth and go!
- Okay.

1039
00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:14,939
He's got a hammer. Go.

1040
00:46:15,023 --> 00:46:17,192
- Is that a pizza you got there?
- You're Tom Green, right?

1041
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,319
Yes, sir.
How are you doing, my friend?

1042
00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:20,653
By the time we got to MTV,

1043
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:23,114
we've been messing around
with a lot of stuff for a long time.

1044
00:46:23,198 --> 00:46:25,283
We'd figured out a lot of things
that worked and what didn't work.

1045
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:28,870
Ten episodes of shows
that were edited out of six,

1046
00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:31,164
seven years of experimentation.

1047
00:46:31,247 --> 00:46:33,208
<i>From New York,</i>

1048
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:36,628
<i>home to last year's Grammy Awards,</i>

1049
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,839
<i>it's the </i>Late Show with David Letterman.

1050
00:46:39,923 --> 00:46:42,091
We got a call from David Letterman.

1051
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:45,595
<i>From MTV's</i>
The Tom Green Show, <i>Tom Green.</i>

1052
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,722
He asked me to come on his show.

1053
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,973
I couldn't believe it.

1054
00:46:49,057 --> 00:46:50,391
MTV couldn't believe it.

1055
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:52,727
David Letterman was the king of New York.

1056
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,646
He was the king of television,

1057
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:56,064
and I'm going on his show.

1058
00:46:56,147 --> 00:47:00,860
Our next guest has a brand-new
television program on MTV.

1059
00:47:00,944 --> 00:47:02,946
It's called <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

1060
00:47:03,029 --> 00:47:06,616
Here's the host of <i>The Tom Green Show,</i>
Tom Green.

1061
00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,743
Tom, come on out here.

1062
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,216
Wow.

1063
00:47:24,676 --> 00:47:26,386
- Welcome to the show.
- Wow.

1064
00:47:26,469 --> 00:47:28,805
Welcome to... Well, just welcome.
How are you doing?

1065
00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:31,516
- I got a new sweater for the show.
- It's nice. It's handsome.

1066
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,143
It's got that stripe.
What is it, Gap, 40 bucks?

1067
00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:35,311
Something like that, yeah.

1068
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:38,439
I could actually say that I'd maybe
achieved my dream in life.

1069
00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:41,442
- To be on the David Letterman show.
- Right.

1070
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,528
When you were a kid
growing up in Ottawa, in Canada,

1071
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:45,321
was this something
you always wanted to do?

1072
00:47:45,405 --> 00:47:46,364
Yeah. Yeah, it is.

1073
00:47:46,447 --> 00:47:49,242
And we got picked up
by this network in Canada,

1074
00:47:49,325 --> 00:47:51,619
and then MTV brought us down here
and it's crazy.

1075
00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,997
I've been here for five,
no, two months now.

1076
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,374
This is like one of those
stories that you hear

1077
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,167
every couple of decades
and it's just, "Oh, my God,

1078
00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,295
they picked a guy
out of obscurity in Canada,

1079
00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:02,547
and the next thing you know,
he's on the MTV. And look out."

1080
00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,341
Well, this is weird to be here,
you know, in New York City.

1081
00:48:05,425 --> 00:48:09,304
I live three blocks away from here
in a hotel, and, um...

1082
00:48:12,849 --> 00:48:14,559
In a hotel. And, um...

1083
00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,813
But you guys picked me up in a car today
and brought me here in the car.

1084
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,690
- I only live three blocks away.
- All right.

1085
00:48:26,362 --> 00:48:27,405
I thought maybe...

1086
00:48:28,281 --> 00:48:31,534
And it was like it's a really long car.
Like, it's a gorgeous car.

1087
00:48:31,618 --> 00:48:33,328
All tinted windows and everything.

1088
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:36,122
And I wanted to ask them to take me
around the block a few times

1089
00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:38,291
and have a little more time in it, but...

1090
00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:41,127
I remember after the interview,
before I left the stage,

1091
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:45,006
I did sort of a literally
like a Mary Tyler Moore kind of pirouette.

1092
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,884
- I just looked around.
- Throw your hat in the air?

1093
00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:51,054
Yeah, kind of.
I just didn't want to leave the stage.

1094
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,389
Wasn't the first American show
that I did, though.

1095
00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:55,767
The first American show
that I did was Oprah.

1096
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:59,979
My friend Tom Segura recently talked about
this on <i>The Joe Rogan Experience.</i>

1097
00:49:00,063 --> 00:49:03,274
When Tom Green was on, I couldn't...
It was stuff I couldn't even believe.

1098
00:49:03,358 --> 00:49:05,443
Tom Green did Oprah.

1099
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,612
- Wow. Did he really?
- Oprah. Yes.

1100
00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:08,946
Oprah was like...

1101
00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:11,157
It was such a phenomena,
what was going on.

1102
00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:12,700
The show was so big.

1103
00:49:12,784 --> 00:49:15,995
{\an8}Tom Green has been pulling pranks
on his own parents

1104
00:49:16,079 --> 00:49:17,497
{\an8}since his days on radio.

1105
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:18,748
{\an8}How'd it start?

1106
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:22,585
Started doing a show on a community
TV station a few years ago, and...

1107
00:49:23,336 --> 00:49:25,838
{\an8}basically I realized
they were really good targets.

1108
00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,800
And then what happened after
we did a few of these pranks to them,

1109
00:49:28,883 --> 00:49:31,552
is I realized they actually
kind of secretly like it.

1110
00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,180
Wrong.
This is where they got it wrong.

1111
00:49:34,263 --> 00:49:35,765
They showed a lot of your...

1112
00:49:35,848 --> 00:49:37,767
They showed clips from the show.

1113
00:49:37,850 --> 00:49:40,603
You saw Oprah laughing
at all these clips, right?

1114
00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:43,523
And then she surprised you guys with what?

1115
00:49:43,606 --> 00:49:44,649
I love you very much,

1116
00:49:44,732 --> 00:49:47,402
and I just want to send you somewhere
far away from me.

1117
00:49:47,485 --> 00:49:49,404
You know, you can have some relax time.

1118
00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:52,031
And I want to send you on a cruise,
a Renaissance cruise

1119
00:49:52,115 --> 00:49:54,909
to Tahiti for 12 days, okay?

1120
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,161
- Yeah.
- It's true. It's really true.

1121
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:59,247
This is all--
Oprah helped set all this up.

1122
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,124
Oprah was so nice. She had--

1123
00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:04,502
She put her arm around me
because she knew I was nervous, you know.

1124
00:50:04,585 --> 00:50:06,379
- Yeah, she was lovely.
- Yeah.

1125
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,716
<i>Here I am at the University of Cincinnati,</i>

1126
00:50:09,799 --> 00:50:12,552
continuing to prove that everyone
loves the taste of Pepsi One.

1127
00:50:13,970 --> 00:50:15,179
Ready? Open up.

1128
00:50:15,263 --> 00:50:16,305
I couldn't believe it.

1129
00:50:16,389 --> 00:50:18,307
Pepsi hired me to do Pepsi commercials

1130
00:50:18,391 --> 00:50:20,476
directed by Todd Phillips,

1131
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,563
and they aired during the NCAA Finals.

1132
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:25,440
Millions and millions of new people

1133
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,358
discovered <i>The Tom Green Show.</i>

1134
00:50:27,442 --> 00:50:29,235
Go! Go! Go! Go!

1135
00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:32,572
It changed everything.

1136
00:50:33,281 --> 00:50:35,825
Please welcome, everybody,
Janeane Garofalo.

1137
00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:39,120
Come out from under the desk, Janeane.

1138
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,664
You might not know this,
but Glenn Humplik is a huge fan of yours.

1139
00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:44,417
And I, his. No offense.
You are the reason why I watch this show.

1140
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:45,376
<i>Wow.</i>

1141
00:50:45,460 --> 00:50:46,878
Whenever you're ready!

1142
00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:54,093
I just want to say thanks, Janeane,
for coming on the show.

1143
00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:55,595
Thank you for having me on the show, Tom.

1144
00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:57,805
- Thanks for getting in the porridge.
- I was my pleasure.

1145
00:50:57,889 --> 00:51:00,850
{\an8}Your show was the first of its kind.

1146
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,810
Like, you're a true original,

1147
00:51:02,894 --> 00:51:07,023
and that was must-see television for us.

1148
00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:09,734
- Oh, my God.
- I mean, I'm sure you realize it, but...

1149
00:51:09,817 --> 00:51:12,779
- And it was blew our fucking minds.
- It blew our minds, man.

1150
00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:16,324
At one point off the website,
I had a general email,

1151
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,493
{\an8}and I got an email from Tony Hawk.

1152
00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:21,496
{\an8}I remember you were in shock
when I told you about that.

1153
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,414
Yeah, and then he came to New York
and did the show.

1154
00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:24,457
He did the show.

1155
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:27,543
I remember that clear as day
because Tony Hawk was like my idol.

1156
00:51:27,627 --> 00:51:28,461
Idol, yeah.

1157
00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:31,589
He said, "I'll meet you at the studio."
I said, "What hotel are you staying at?"

1158
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:34,258
I said, "Do you want
to skate to the studio?"

1159
00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,386
And he said, "I'm staying at this hotel."

1160
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:39,889
I said, "Okay, I'll meet you at the hotel
and we'll skate to the studio."

1161
00:51:39,972 --> 00:51:43,226
And he said, "Sure." We skated through
New York to the studio, me and him.

1162
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:47,980
- A dream come true.
- Oh, my God, it was crazy.

1163
00:51:48,064 --> 00:51:49,398
I couldn't even believe it.

1164
00:51:49,482 --> 00:51:52,068
Pretty cool when your heroes
can become your friends.

1165
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:53,361
Tony and I hit it off,

1166
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,655
and he'd come on my talk shows
over the years,

1167
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,532
and we'd reminisce
about that first appearance.

1168
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,492
This is exciting for me
to talk about this stuff.

1169
00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:01,953
- Me too.
- Remember we were doing the jumpy thing.

1170
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:03,204
Yeah.

1171
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:04,121
Wow.

1172
00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:08,000
And you got on your stomach
and literally swam through

1173
00:52:08,084 --> 00:52:10,586
and made me follow you,
and I was like, "This is insane."

1174
00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:11,921
"We're gonna get arrested here."

1175
00:52:12,004 --> 00:52:14,257
And you're like,
"Why did I email this goof?"

1176
00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:20,888
- I love you, man.
- I love Tom Green.

1177
00:52:20,972 --> 00:52:23,140
- When's your show gonna be on?
- What's that?

1178
00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:25,977
When's your show? How come there aren't
any new episodes on Monday nights?

1179
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:29,605
It increasingly became more difficult

1180
00:52:29,689 --> 00:52:32,024
to do jokes on the street

1181
00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:35,069
because people were recognizing Tom
all over the place.

1182
00:52:35,152 --> 00:52:37,113
Yeah! Tom Green rocks!

1183
00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:38,990
All right!

1184
00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:40,616
Yeah!

1185
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:42,118
Yeah!

1186
00:52:44,537 --> 00:52:48,082
We were gonna shoot a segment
out there today, but then...

1187
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,333
Hey, guys.

1188
00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:52,378
- What's going on, man?
- Not much.

1189
00:52:52,461 --> 00:52:54,380
- Cool, man.
- Happy St. Paddy's Day, man.

1190
00:52:54,463 --> 00:52:55,423
You too, guys.

1191
00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:57,925
That's why we shot
"The Bum Bum Song" in Seattle.

1192
00:52:58,009 --> 00:53:00,386
Because we had to take our whole crew
and fly to cities

1193
00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:02,555
where there weren't
as many people on the streets.

1194
00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,056
<i>We wrote and recorded a song, Glenn.</i>

1195
00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:06,392
I have high hopes
that this song will place me

1196
00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:10,187
alongside the likes of Bryan Adams
and Celine Dion.

1197
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:12,732
And we've actually made a video
for the song, Glenn.

1198
00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,150
Okay.

1199
00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:16,652
And we're going to world-premiere it
right now.

1200
00:53:16,736 --> 00:53:19,989
<i>The following is your first</i>
<i>shocking glimpse into the latest</i>

1201
00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:24,410
<i>top secret project from one</i>
<i>of the world's most notorious stars.</i>

1202
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:28,122
<i>♪ My bum is on the rail</i>
<i>Bum is on the rail ♪</i>

1203
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,124
<i>♪ That's not very fun ♪</i>

1204
00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:32,877
<i>♪ If you fall down and hurt your bum ♪</i>

1205
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,463
<i>♪ I like to put my bum on things ♪</i>

1206
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:38,007
<i>♪ It's fun for everyone ♪</i>

1207
00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:40,718
We dropped our song
that we recorded three days ago

1208
00:53:40,801 --> 00:53:44,430
off in the studio
at a radio station here in Seattle.

1209
00:53:44,513 --> 00:53:47,099
And it just hit number two.

1210
00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:49,018
MTV took note.

1211
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:51,437
Before we went back,
we shot a video the next day in Seattle

1212
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,730
for "The Bum Bum Song."

1213
00:53:52,813 --> 00:53:54,982
We went on our show that week
and I said...

1214
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:57,860
Call the radio station, say,
"I want to hear 'The Bum Bum Song.'"

1215
00:53:57,944 --> 00:53:59,946
And call <i>Total Request Live </i>and say,

1216
00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:02,949
"Carson, Carson, I want to hear
'The Bum Bum Song.'"

1217
00:54:03,032 --> 00:54:03,950
Okay?

1218
00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:07,703
{\an8}The very next day, "The Bum Bum Song"
was the number one song

1219
00:54:07,787 --> 00:54:09,580
{\an8}on Carson Daly's <i>Total Request Live.</i>

1220
00:54:09,664 --> 00:54:11,999
It was the number one song
all week that week.

1221
00:54:12,083 --> 00:54:16,128
Now, maybe you're not expecting that
then this new emerging artist, Eminem,

1222
00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:20,007
will come out
and make his big single all about it.

1223
00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:22,176
<i>♪ I just want to go on TV and let loose ♪</i>

1224
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:24,595
<i>♪ I can't, but it's cool for Tom Green</i>
<i>to hump a dead moose ♪</i>

1225
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:26,472
<i>♪ My bum is on your lips</i>
<i>My bum is on your lips ♪</i>

1226
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:29,141
Referencing your moose humping
and your "Bum Bum Song."

1227
00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:33,104
<i>Let's check out what that little joker</i>
<i>Tom Green has to offer for us.</i>

1228
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:36,524
Everyone thinks they're the real
Slim Shady, but they're not.

1229
00:54:36,607 --> 00:54:39,318
Everyone thinks I'm a stupid dummy.
My mom, my dad.

1230
00:54:39,402 --> 00:54:41,946
But I'm gonna show them.
I'm the real Slim Shady.

1231
00:54:42,029 --> 00:54:45,074
- Please, say "I'm the real Slim Shady."
- I'm the real Slim Shady.

1232
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:46,200
You're a liar!

1233
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:47,743
After about six months,

1234
00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:49,745
we couldn't shoot
in New York City anymore,

1235
00:54:49,829 --> 00:54:51,205
so we moved to Los Angeles.

1236
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:52,373
Welcome to the show.

1237
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:55,418
I don't know if you noticed that things
look a little bit different here

1238
00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:58,087
but I'm in California right now.

1239
00:55:00,339 --> 00:55:03,968
We've actually been doing the shows
in New York City for the past year,

1240
00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:07,304
and I get a sense
that people might be a little bit worried

1241
00:55:07,388 --> 00:55:09,473
because they don't see Glenn
and they don't see Phil,

1242
00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:10,808
and they're probably saying,

1243
00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,768
"Maybe Glenn and Phil
won't be able to make it to the show

1244
00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:14,311
because they live in Canada."

1245
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,273
Yeah. You're worried, right?

1246
00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:19,525
That's why you all did
that sound with your mouths.

1247
00:55:21,068 --> 00:55:22,695
Wait, what's that?

1248
00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:24,780
Oh, they're here? Oh, okay.

1249
00:55:24,864 --> 00:55:28,075
Let's welcome, all the way
from a little place called Canada...

1250
00:55:39,712 --> 00:55:42,882
Tonight, I invite you to listen
to an interesting story.

1251
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:46,677
The story of an adventure
with Miss Monica Lewinsky.

1252
00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:49,013
The moment that I realized
that Tom was one of my heroes

1253
00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:51,515
was when he did a show
with Monica Lewinsky.

1254
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:53,559
{\an8}We just landed in Ottawa.
We're here with Monica.

1255
00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:55,019
For the longest time,

1256
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:56,937
Monica was the subject
of a lot of ridicule,

1257
00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:00,316
and people just made fun of her
because, you know, she was the hot topic,

1258
00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:01,942
and it was easy to punch down.

1259
00:56:02,026 --> 00:56:04,612
{\an8}Today is Monica Day, of course,
across the United States.

1260
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,822
{\an8}Is it a federal holiday, I think?

1261
00:56:06,906 --> 00:56:09,241
- Probably.
- All zippers at half-mast.

1262
00:56:09,325 --> 00:56:11,035
I don't know.

1263
00:56:11,118 --> 00:56:12,995
{\an8}This is my parents' house, okay?

1264
00:56:13,079 --> 00:56:14,747
Dad?

1265
00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:17,083
Monica, how are you?
Nice to meet you.

1266
00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:18,042
Hi.

1267
00:56:18,125 --> 00:56:20,336
{\an8}I mean, I know a lot of people
are probably wondering

1268
00:56:20,419 --> 00:56:23,089
{\an8}why is Monica Lewinsky in Ottawa with Tom?

1269
00:56:23,172 --> 00:56:25,257
{\an8}We can't really answer
that question today.

1270
00:56:25,341 --> 00:56:28,719
We're gonna answer that question tomorrow
at Le P'Tit Castor restaurant.

1271
00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:31,972
- Small Beaver?
- Yeah, the Little Beaver restaurant.

1272
00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,516
We can't talk about anything more now.

1273
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:35,559
{\an8}There's paparazzi showing up at the house.
We got to go.

1274
00:56:35,643 --> 00:56:37,436
- Is he still behind us?
- Yeah.

1275
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,563
If we could ask you
to stop following us now.

1276
00:56:39,647 --> 00:56:40,481
Yeah, sure.

1277
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:42,608
Can't you just leave us alone?

1278
00:56:42,691 --> 00:56:44,735
Leave us be! You're scaring my mother!

1279
00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:46,487
You're scaring my mother!

1280
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:51,408
Such a play into how
the news media is just so desperate

1281
00:56:51,492 --> 00:56:52,743
and looking for a story.

1282
00:56:52,827 --> 00:56:55,704
And Tom screwed around with them
so much on that.

1283
00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,706
Monica Lewinsky is making headlines

1284
00:56:57,790 --> 00:57:00,209
with a surprise appearance
north of the border.

1285
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:03,087
{\an8}Welcome, Monica Lewinsky.

1286
00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:05,965
Monica Lewinsky.

1287
00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:08,467
We love you, Monica!

1288
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,931
{\an8}There's a way to be a good person
and still be goofy,

1289
00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:16,016
and Tom Green's that guy.

1290
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,351
Whoo!

1291
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,061
Osteoporosis rules!

1292
00:57:19,145 --> 00:57:20,104
{\an8}I-27.

1293
00:57:20,980 --> 00:57:22,106
Whoa!

1294
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:25,734
Crotch!

1295
00:57:27,987 --> 00:57:28,988
Ball! Some sex.

1296
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:30,030
Joshua!

1297
00:57:33,659 --> 00:57:34,869
<i>Thank you.</i>

1298
00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:37,997
<i>Oh!</i>

1299
00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:48,841
- Oh, my...
- Oh, wow.

1300
00:57:51,427 --> 00:57:54,763
- What are the odds on that happening?
- That is embarrassing.

1301
00:57:54,847 --> 00:57:56,348
Oh, wow.

1302
00:57:57,266 --> 00:57:59,602
No, no, because I wanted
to talk to you, Conan,

1303
00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:01,854
about something
that's very important to me.

1304
00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:03,439
Uh-huh.

1305
00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:04,899
Camouflage.

1306
00:58:06,817 --> 00:58:07,818
- Really?
- Yeah.

1307
00:58:07,902 --> 00:58:10,863
Sometimes I think, you know,
I feel like maybe I should have

1308
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:13,616
just showed up and just been
a normal human or something.

1309
00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,042
Yeah!

1310
00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:28,547
Conan did tell me that it was
one of his favorite appearances ever.

1311
00:58:28,631 --> 00:58:29,632
- It was hilarious.
- But sometimes,

1312
00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:31,008
I think when I'd go on the shows,

1313
00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:32,927
I would just try to go so crazy

1314
00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:36,180
because I was so desperate to make it work

1315
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:39,058
because I was so terrified
that it wasn't gonna work...

1316
00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,435
- Right.
- ...that I would maybe overdo it.

1317
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,649
You know, just...

1318
00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:49,985
I thought you guys would have laughed
at the bacon thing, now I'm embarrassed.

1319
00:58:50,069 --> 00:58:51,487
{\an8}- We did laugh.
I was thinking,

1320
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:53,822
{\an8}I wanted to come out
and do something really wacky.

1321
00:58:53,906 --> 00:58:55,991
And I started doing wacky thing
with the bacon.

1322
00:58:56,075 --> 00:58:59,787
I'm realizing I'm sitting
between Ed Grimley and the Jerk.

1323
00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,622
- First of all, you have--
- What else is in the box?

1324
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:05,000
- Yeah, maybe there's more stuff.
- I mean, the box was just the box.

1325
00:59:05,084 --> 00:59:07,253
I was gonna do a robot.
I was gonna, like...

1326
00:59:16,095 --> 00:59:17,638
Well, I'm glad you didn't do it.

1327
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:18,847
Now listen...

1328
00:59:18,931 --> 00:59:20,474
{\an8}<i>Please welcome Tom Green.</i>

1329
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,101
{\an8}

1330
00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,271
{\an8}Look at that.

1331
00:59:25,354 --> 00:59:26,897
{\an8}That's pretty good.

1332
00:59:30,651 --> 00:59:32,778
Lookit. All my cans on the ground.

1333
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:36,240
MTV picking up <i>The Tom Green Show</i>

1334
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:39,076
opened up an entire world
of possibilities for me.

1335
00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:41,370
Your dreams are happening,
but then all of a sudden,

1336
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:44,540
you're getting pulled in all different
directions from MTV executives,

1337
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:46,375
from movie studios,

1338
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,252
from advertisers.

1339
00:59:49,837 --> 00:59:52,172
I have to say, Starfish,
that I am honored...

1340
00:59:52,256 --> 00:59:54,967
It was around that time
I got a call from Drew Barrymore.

1341
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:57,177
Starfish, where are you going?

1342
00:59:57,261 --> 00:59:59,430
At the time, I was somewhat amazed

1343
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:02,224
that Drew Barrymore would reach out to me
because she was a fan

1344
01:00:02,308 --> 01:00:05,602
of <i>The Tom Green Show,</i>
and the Chad was born.

1345
01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:06,979
Chad.

1346
01:00:07,062 --> 01:00:10,524
I remember after working together
on the set of <i>Charlie's Angels,</i>

1347
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:14,320
I asked her if she'd like to go out
for a bite to eat after work.

1348
01:00:14,403 --> 01:00:15,612
And we did.

1349
01:00:15,696 --> 01:00:17,740
I have to go now.

1350
01:00:17,823 --> 01:00:22,453
We kind of sort of hit it off
right away, pretty much.

1351
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,288
We had a lot of laughs together.

1352
01:00:25,831 --> 01:00:28,083
We met on <i>Charlie's Angels</i>, actually.

1353
01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:29,960
She asked me to be in that movie,
and then we met.

1354
01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:34,131
It's going to the next level.

1355
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,550
Oh, God.

1356
01:00:36,633 --> 01:00:37,926
Playing a little guitar over here.

1357
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:40,179
Oh, no, Glenn, don't say that!

1358
01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:42,723
I thought you were my confidante.

1359
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:43,766
Like...

1360
01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,233
<i>♪ My bum is on the cheese</i>
<i>Bum is on the cheese ♪</i>

1361
01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:55,861
<i>♪ If I get lucky, I'll get a disease ♪</i>

1362
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:59,865
Well, um, I got lucky.

1363
01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:01,867
I got a disease, right?

1364
01:01:01,950 --> 01:01:03,202
Cancer, right?

1365
01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:06,455
- Testicular cancer, right?
- Yep.

1366
01:01:06,538 --> 01:01:08,332
And that's what today's show is all about.

1367
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,001
It's a pretty delicate thing
to talk about, you know?

1368
01:01:12,419 --> 01:01:13,337
Yeah.

1369
01:01:18,801 --> 01:01:21,929
{\an8}We did our final episode
of <i>The Tom Green Show </i>for MTV,

1370
01:01:22,012 --> 01:01:26,350
{\an8}documenting my battle with cancer.

1371
01:01:27,101 --> 01:01:29,436
And you guys flew down to Los Angeles.

1372
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,815
Then the doctor came to me
after looking at my testicle

1373
01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:36,360
and he said that the cancer
might have spread to my lymph nodes,

1374
01:01:36,443 --> 01:01:39,279
and I'd have to go in
for a second major surgery,

1375
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:42,866
where they cut me wide open and took
my intestines and lymph nodes out.

1376
01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:45,953
When he told me
that he wanted to do a show about it,

1377
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,913
I was like... At first, I didn't get it.

1378
01:01:47,996 --> 01:01:49,873
I was like, "Why would you
want to do that?"

1379
01:01:49,957 --> 01:01:52,251
That's the scar
where my testicle was removed.

1380
01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:53,752
It was pulled out of my body right there.

1381
01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:59,925
What did you think about the decision
to film my cancer and air it?

1382
01:02:00,008 --> 01:02:02,845
Well, at first I didn't want you to
because I thought,

1383
01:02:02,928 --> 01:02:07,224
gosh, you know, this is gonna be
not a pleasant experience for you.

1384
01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:10,144
And did you really want a bunch of cameras
and people around

1385
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,271
when you're going through
something like this?

1386
01:02:12,354 --> 01:02:15,232
Back then, I had two testicles
at that time.

1387
01:02:15,315 --> 01:02:16,942
- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh...

1388
01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:21,780
...now I have one.

1389
01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:24,450
It's kind of gone to the middle,
and it's the middle one now, I call it.

1390
01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:26,452
I call it the middle one, but, uh...

1391
01:02:26,535 --> 01:02:29,746
I thought I was gonna die
because I just figured if I was so unlucky

1392
01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:33,292
to get testicular cancer
at that moment in time,

1393
01:02:33,375 --> 01:02:34,751
when everything was going so well...

1394
01:02:34,835 --> 01:02:36,837
Mm-hm.
...that I figured I'm obviously...

1395
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:38,714
Obviously, I'm gonna die too.

1396
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:40,340
The odds are against you, eh?

1397
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:43,260
{\an8}- You want to wear suspenders?
Probably a belt.

1398
01:02:43,343 --> 01:02:45,554
- It's a good-looking suit, though, right?
- It's a beautiful suit.

1399
01:02:45,637 --> 01:02:47,055
Let's got a nice picture of it.

1400
01:02:47,139 --> 01:02:49,808
A nice last picture of me alive
with my mother in a nice suit.

1401
01:02:49,892 --> 01:02:51,935
- Tom, you're going to live.
- What's that?

1402
01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,814
I felt it was easier
to deal with the cancer diagnosis

1403
01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:57,566
by sort of making a joke out of it.

1404
01:02:57,649 --> 01:02:59,776
Yes, you did. And I didn't like that.

1405
01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:01,862
- Mm-hmm.
- Because I didn't find it funny.

1406
01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:03,197
<i>- Hi there.</i>
<i>- Hi.</i>

1407
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,573
<i>I have cancer.</i>

1408
01:03:05,824 --> 01:03:07,117
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1409
01:03:07,201 --> 01:03:08,994
{\an8}We're having a big celebration tonight.

1410
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:11,121
{\an8}- Yeah.
To celebrate the cancer

1411
01:03:11,205 --> 01:03:13,332
that I found out
that I have five days ago.

1412
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:16,251
- What kind?
- Uh, testicular, actually.

1413
01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:20,839
I had one of my balls removed
four days...

1414
01:03:20,923 --> 01:03:25,219
And, uh, they think they got most of it,
although it spread to the lymph nodes.

1415
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,471
So I'm gonna be having an operation

1416
01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:31,183
where they're gonna remove my lymph nodes,
and hopefully I'm not gonna die.

1417
01:03:32,476 --> 01:03:34,978
Do you want to see the wine list?

1418
01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:37,940
Absolutely, we want to see the wine list.

1419
01:03:38,023 --> 01:03:39,316
- Thanks, Mom.
- See you later.

1420
01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:40,651
See you in an hour or so.

1421
01:03:41,401 --> 01:03:42,694
- Thanks.
- Okay.

1422
01:03:43,237 --> 01:03:44,446
Take care. Good luck.

1423
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:49,868
We now can bring the intestines
out of the abdomen.

1424
01:03:55,624 --> 01:03:58,585
- That's my body.
- Yeah. That was it.

1425
01:03:58,669 --> 01:04:01,338
I was kind of hoping
it would have been funnier inside my body.

1426
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:02,381
Look what he did.

1427
01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:06,343
I mean, he taped a special for MTV

1428
01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:09,888
that nobody would have ever thought
about doing back then,

1429
01:04:09,972 --> 01:04:13,517
and made his whole audience
and many and millions of more people

1430
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:17,187
aware of what this was--
Of what this was all about.

1431
01:04:17,271 --> 01:04:21,108
It looks like the lymph nodes appear
to be all negative as far as we can tell.

1432
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:23,777
Nothing grossly was involved,
and we were able to save the nerves.

1433
01:04:23,860 --> 01:04:27,573
I guess he was really worried
about being able to ejaculate properly.

1434
01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,157
I think that should be no problem.

1435
01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:32,536
It wasn't Tom thinking,
"Hey, I'm gonna save a lot of lives."

1436
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,288
It was Tom being Tom.

1437
01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:36,290
Just Tom being very innovative,

1438
01:04:36,373 --> 01:04:40,544
wanting to share his life
with his audience.

1439
01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:43,463
I guess what we're looking at right here,
Tom's testicle.

1440
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,881
Cancerous tumor.

1441
01:04:44,965 --> 01:04:46,925
- You were playing with my testicle?
- Yeah.

1442
01:04:47,009 --> 01:04:48,302
The doctor let me play with it.

1443
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:52,264
Remember the old days
when you used to play with my testicles?

1444
01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:55,559
Well, seems to be okay.

1445
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:59,521
He got television and gets television

1446
01:04:59,605 --> 01:05:03,191
more than any comedian
that I can think of

1447
01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:04,443
off the top of my head.

1448
01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:06,653
That's really when my life really changed,

1449
01:05:06,737 --> 01:05:09,615
because there was a lot of extreme pain,
a long recovery.

1450
01:05:09,698 --> 01:05:12,534
It really did affect my mental health.

1451
01:05:12,618 --> 01:05:15,454
It was terrifying
to have to battle cancer,

1452
01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:18,415
especially at this time
when everything was going so well.

1453
01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:20,917
You know, your life flashing
before your eyes.

1454
01:05:21,001 --> 01:05:23,420
Your entire life.

1455
01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,047
I've been working on this show.

1456
01:05:25,130 --> 01:05:27,633
Finally, I'd made it to the mountaintop.

1457
01:05:27,716 --> 01:05:30,594
And, just kidding!
Let's pull the rug out from under you.

1458
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:32,596
And it felt very unfair.

1459
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:35,766
{\an8}I prayed to God
that they would let me survive.

1460
01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:40,312
{\an8}And, uh, I guess they heard me,
because here I am.

1461
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:43,106
{\an8}<i>♪ Hey, kids, feel your balls ♪</i>

1462
01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:46,026
{\an8}Cancer is no longer something
I think about every day,

1463
01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:49,154
{\an8}but in recent interviews,
I've had the chance to

1464
01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:53,200
{\an8}reflect on the profound impact
that it's had on my life.

1465
01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:57,537
It did change my perspective on work.

1466
01:05:57,621 --> 01:06:01,875
You remember the line where,
you know, seconds earlier,

1467
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:06,213
the most important thing to you
was the show and how are we gonna,

1468
01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:10,258
you know, get the ratings up,
or how are we gonna get this movie going,

1469
01:06:10,342 --> 01:06:13,053
or all these things
that seem so, so important.

1470
01:06:13,136 --> 01:06:16,598
And then immediately,
that just all goes silent.

1471
01:06:16,682 --> 01:06:19,434
But then, Tom, you used it for good

1472
01:06:19,518 --> 01:06:22,396
and you went down
to what university in Florida?

1473
01:06:22,479 --> 01:06:25,816
- Yeah. University of Florida.
- And...

1474
01:06:25,899 --> 01:06:27,651
In Gainesville. Go, Gators.

1475
01:06:27,734 --> 01:06:29,111
- You filmed that.
- Mm-hmm.

1476
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,530
19,000 people came out.

1477
01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:35,826
I just had cancer.

1478
01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:38,370
Cancer, cancer.

1479
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:40,997
Testicular cancer.
I had a ball removed.

1480
01:06:41,081 --> 01:06:42,541
I had one of my nuts removed.

1481
01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:44,459
Yeah, that's right.

1482
01:06:44,543 --> 01:06:46,336
Yeah.

1483
01:06:46,420 --> 01:06:47,713
You support Tom Green's nuts.

1484
01:06:47,796 --> 01:06:50,841
Good for you, yeah,
it's a nice thing that it turned out well

1485
01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,843
and a nice that you called
attention to this.

1486
01:06:52,926 --> 01:06:55,303
How many people have told you

1487
01:06:55,387 --> 01:06:57,264
- that you saved their life?
- Hundreds.

1488
01:06:57,347 --> 01:07:00,559
Even though the trauma of cancer
had not subsided,

1489
01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:03,437
I put my game face on, and as planned,

1490
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,106
accompanied Drew to the Academy Awards.

1491
01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:08,483
<i>The red carpet's</i>
<i>most courageous appearance</i>

1492
01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:11,403
<i>undoubtedly belonged</i>
<i>to MTV comic Tom Green,</i>

1493
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:14,114
<i>who joined girlfriend</i>
<i>Drew Barrymore at the Oscars</i>

1494
01:07:14,197 --> 01:07:18,410
<i>just five days after surgery</i>
<i>in his fight against cancer.</i>

1495
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,245
It feels a little weird for me.

1496
01:07:20,328 --> 01:07:25,417
It makes me feel a little sad, actually,
just thinking how much time has passed,

1497
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:28,170
you know, and how long ago that was.

1498
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,922
And after I got sick, okay,

1499
01:07:31,006 --> 01:07:33,967
I was physically drained.

1500
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,219
Energy-wise, drained.

1501
01:07:36,303 --> 01:07:37,596
Not just--

1502
01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:40,098
Not just emotionally drained,
but physically drained.

1503
01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:42,768
The show had gone off the air.

1504
01:07:42,851 --> 01:07:49,191
There was now sometimes
negative media coverage of me,

1505
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:52,152
which was, I found
emotionally difficult to deal with.

1506
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:54,654
And I...

1507
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:58,033
became a different person

1508
01:07:58,116 --> 01:08:00,952
than the person that I'm looking at there.

1509
01:08:01,036 --> 01:08:04,372
And I look at that person and I go...

1510
01:08:10,504 --> 01:08:13,632
I remember being that guy, you know?

1511
01:08:53,213 --> 01:08:55,215
- I had to quit the show.
- I know you did.

1512
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,384
And then all those people lost their jobs.

1513
01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:59,678
Sometimes people think
the show got canceled.

1514
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:03,098
I know, well, people think
whatever they want, even if they know.

1515
01:09:03,181 --> 01:09:06,434
- The show didn't get canceled.
- No, I know it didn't get canceled.

1516
01:09:06,518 --> 01:09:08,687
Taking time off while recovering

1517
01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:11,857
meant MTV no longer
had its top comedy series.

1518
01:09:11,940 --> 01:09:14,484
So they picked up a new show,
called <i>Jackass.</i>

1519
01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:22,784
Never forget, there would be no <i>Jackass</i>
if there was no Tom Green.

1520
01:09:22,868 --> 01:09:24,828
Don't fucking forget that. Nobody.

1521
01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:29,207
{\an8}I actually sat at my VCR,

1522
01:09:29,291 --> 01:09:32,502
{\an8}um, recording Tom's shows.

1523
01:09:32,586 --> 01:09:34,504
And when the commercial break
would come on,

1524
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:36,840
I would hit pause and I'd wait there.

1525
01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:39,885
And then when the show came back on,
I would unpause it

1526
01:09:39,968 --> 01:09:43,763
so as to record the complete
Tom Green season

1527
01:09:43,847 --> 01:09:45,223
without commercials.

1528
01:09:45,307 --> 01:09:48,685
But he did the old-man skit
before <i>Jackass </i>did.

1529
01:09:48,768 --> 01:09:50,937
Nobody lets an old man shop anymore.

1530
01:09:56,318 --> 01:09:57,611
Get up and get out.

1531
01:09:57,694 --> 01:09:59,029
I just want to do my groceries.

1532
01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,322
Help me!

1533
01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:02,574
He did a lot of stuff before <i>Jackass </i>did.

1534
01:10:02,657 --> 01:10:05,243
And then
Todd Phillips' <i>Road Trip </i>came out,

1535
01:10:05,327 --> 01:10:07,370
and my life changed in other ways.

1536
01:10:07,454 --> 01:10:08,788
Can I feed Mitch?

1537
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,249
Yes, actually, you can. You can feed him.
But not till tomorrow.

1538
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:13,251
There's a brown box full of mice
next to his cage.

1539
01:10:13,335 --> 01:10:14,336
Give him one tomorrow.

1540
01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:16,713
Somebody's gonna die tomorrow.

1541
01:10:16,796 --> 01:10:18,089
That's right.

1542
01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:20,008
One of you is marked for death.

1543
01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:23,553
And first thing tomorrow morning,

1544
01:10:23,637 --> 01:10:27,599
the chosen one
will experience nature's wrath.

1545
01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:30,352
The movie <i>Road Trip </i>was a massive success,

1546
01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:33,897
grossing $118 million worldwide.

1547
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:35,106
I didn't lie.

1548
01:10:35,190 --> 01:10:38,818
Every major studio
was sending me scripts

1549
01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:41,112
and offering me lucrative movie deals.

1550
01:10:41,696 --> 01:10:42,948
I signed on to several films,

1551
01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:46,576
and my agents negotiated for more money
than I'd ever imagined.

1552
01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:49,162
I'm not the one who needs the money.
Why should I assume the risk?

1553
01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,789
While reading all these scripts,

1554
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,999
we got the idea of writing our own comedy.

1555
01:10:53,083 --> 01:10:55,877
The comedy went on
to confuse a lot of people.

1556
01:10:55,961 --> 01:10:58,004
but looking back on it now,

1557
01:10:58,088 --> 01:11:00,507
I wouldn't have changed a thing.

1558
01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:02,634
<i>Freddy Got Fingered, </i>by the way,
is out a week from today.

1559
01:11:02,717 --> 01:11:04,469
{\an8}- Not only do you act in it...
<i>- Freddy Got Fingered.</i>

1560
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:07,097
{\an8}And you co-wrote it, you directed it.
Where do we get the title?

1561
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:08,515
<i>Freddy Got Fingered?</i>

1562
01:11:08,598 --> 01:11:11,935
Uh, it kind of gives away
the ending a little bit.

1563
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:14,229
- I'd rather not say here.
- Then let's not talk about it.

1564
01:11:14,312 --> 01:11:15,855
<i>♪ Daddy, would you like some sausage? ♪</i>

1565
01:11:15,939 --> 01:11:18,817
Tom came in and he said,
"I want to direct this."

1566
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,986
Tom was very persuasive.

1567
01:11:21,069 --> 01:11:23,071
{\an8}We said, "You know what, Tom?"

1568
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:25,240
{\an8}"We're gonna send you over to New Regency

1569
01:11:25,323 --> 01:11:28,994
{\an8}and let you have the conversation
with Sanford and the guys over there."

1570
01:11:29,077 --> 01:11:30,286
Oh, we're having roast beef?

1571
01:11:31,496 --> 01:11:34,082
- I'm eating a chicken sandwich.
- No, you're not.

1572
01:11:34,165 --> 01:11:36,126
Holy shit, this is crazy.
I'm a 28-year-old man.

1573
01:11:36,209 --> 01:11:38,461
I should be able to eat
a chicken sandwich if I want.

1574
01:11:38,545 --> 01:11:40,296
Tom went and met them,

1575
01:11:40,380 --> 01:11:45,051
and we got the call at the end of the day
that they agreed to let Tom direct it.

1576
01:11:45,135 --> 01:11:47,971
I'm really excited about the movie,
<i>Freddy Got Fingered.</i>

1577
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,098
You wrote and directed the film?

1578
01:11:50,181 --> 01:11:52,142
And you know how to do that stuff?

1579
01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:54,394
You know... kinda.

1580
01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:57,439
You know,
I go back to the same thing as Tom,

1581
01:11:57,522 --> 01:11:59,441
always goes into things with a vision.

1582
01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:04,863
And even if we get a little sidetracked,
or the producers get a little sidetracked,

1583
01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:07,741
he's kind of the one
that kinda pulled you back in

1584
01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:09,743
because he's got a vision.

1585
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:13,204
I wasn't expecting that to happen.

1586
01:12:13,288 --> 01:12:14,914
<i>♪ The backwards man</i>
<i>The backwards man ♪</i>

1587
01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,791
<i>♪ I can walk backwards</i>
<i>as fast as you can ♪</i>

1588
01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:18,543
<i>♪ The backwards man</i>
<i>The backwards man ♪</i>

1589
01:12:18,626 --> 01:12:20,754
<i>That's mainly what it is.</i>
<i>I want to surprise people.</i>

1590
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:23,131
<i>I want people to sit down</i>
<i>and not know what to expect.</i>

1591
01:12:24,591 --> 01:12:28,803
I wanted to do my own stunt in the movie,
paying homage to Buster Keaton's stunt

1592
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:30,597
in <i>Steamboat Bill, Jr.</i>

1593
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,850
The studio definitely did not
want me to do it.

1594
01:12:36,186 --> 01:12:39,105
{\an8}The studio said absolutely not.
Insurance said absolutely not.

1595
01:12:39,189 --> 01:12:41,316
Tom insisted that he do his own stunt.

1596
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,193
I think ultimately,
it was the right way to go.

1597
01:12:43,276 --> 01:12:45,779
{\an8}Studio, producers,
they all have to make that final decision.

1598
01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:48,073
{\an8}- They'll ask my opinion--
But we're not gonna ask them.

1599
01:12:48,156 --> 01:12:49,574
{\an8}You know they're all
gonna be down here.

1600
01:12:49,657 --> 01:12:51,910
{\an8}- I don't want him to do it.
Everybody else does.

1601
01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:53,745
Three, two, one!

1602
01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:02,962
{\an8}That's a rush, man.

1603
01:13:13,223 --> 01:13:15,058
I was hosting <i>Saturday Night Live</i>

1604
01:13:15,141 --> 01:13:17,560
still recovering from cancer surgeries

1605
01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:20,396
and in unbearable physical pain.

1606
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:25,360
The pain burned up and down my legs
and through my spine all day,

1607
01:13:25,443 --> 01:13:26,861
every day.

1608
01:13:26,945 --> 01:13:28,571
The pain was a secret.

1609
01:13:29,531 --> 01:13:31,741
This was the moment
I'd worked so hard for.

1610
01:13:31,825 --> 01:13:33,701
There was no time to rest.

1611
01:13:33,785 --> 01:13:36,788
<i>It's </i>Saturday Night Live.

1612
01:13:36,871 --> 01:13:39,791
When I hosted <i>Saturday Night Live,</i>
obviously I was completely, like...

1613
01:13:39,874 --> 01:13:42,752
I couldn't even believe that I was hosting
<i>Saturday Night Live.</i>

1614
01:13:42,836 --> 01:13:44,546
You were on <i>Saturday Night Live.</i>

1615
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:47,465
- That's true.
- That was a lot of fun, actually.

1616
01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:51,886
I want to say hello
to my fiancée here, Drew.

1617
01:13:53,805 --> 01:13:56,808
Despite being in a lot of pain
from my cancer surgery,

1618
01:13:56,891 --> 01:13:58,351
we still had a crazy show.

1619
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,103
We did a fake wedding with Drew.

1620
01:14:00,186 --> 01:14:03,731
It was one of the wild
and crazy episodes of the year.

1621
01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:06,568
And I was thinking that instead
of doing it in the summer,

1622
01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:08,069
we get married here tonight.

1623
01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:10,238
Tom, we shoulda talked about this.

1624
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:11,614
Don't say no.

1625
01:14:11,698 --> 01:14:13,825
Don't say no.
I got the cake. I got the arch.

1626
01:14:15,410 --> 01:14:18,413
You said you would marry me,
and I thought it'd be fun to do it on TV.

1627
01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:20,915
And you said you would support me
when you said--

1628
01:14:20,999 --> 01:14:22,709
And you call this support?

1629
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:26,171
Embarrassing me
in front of all these people?

1630
01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:27,797
In front of America?

1631
01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:30,633
This is public humiliation!

1632
01:14:31,426 --> 01:14:34,220
- All right.
- You're making me look like a buffoon!

1633
01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:37,307
- A buffoon!
- Okay, okay, okay.

1634
01:14:37,390 --> 01:14:41,144
Okay, I'll marry you right here on TV.

1635
01:14:42,562 --> 01:14:45,148
- I think he's got a vision.
- Yeah, exactly.

1636
01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:49,319
Nobody teaches you how to act
when your dreams come true.

1637
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:53,198
But the world changes overnight
and so do the rules.

1638
01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:01,497
After our make-believe wedding
on <i>Saturday Night Live,</i>

1639
01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:03,208
Drew and I got married for real.

1640
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:06,586
I was happy to be married,
but things were not going well.

1641
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:09,756
Both Drew and I were going through
a lot of our own individual stresses

1642
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:11,007
in our careers,

1643
01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:13,635
and with the cancer
and the media scrutiny,

1644
01:15:13,718 --> 01:15:15,762
it may have just been too much to bear.

1645
01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:19,641
It took its toll, but I survived.

1646
01:15:19,724 --> 01:15:21,392
Our marriage did not.

1647
01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:28,066
{\an8}
What is the most disgusting film of 2001?

1648
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:30,777
The champion is <i>Freddy Got Fingered</i>
with Tom Green.

1649
01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,321
It's a vomitorium of a movie,

1650
01:15:33,404 --> 01:15:34,572
starring Green as Gord,

1651
01:15:34,656 --> 01:15:37,283
who makes it his life's work
to freak out his dad,

1652
01:15:37,367 --> 01:15:40,578
played with teeth-gnashing scorn
by Rip Torn.

1653
01:15:40,662 --> 01:15:44,165
{\an8}The reaction to <i>Freddy Got Fingered</i>
was swift and brutal.

1654
01:15:44,249 --> 01:15:46,709
I was shocked at how mean
these critics could be.

1655
01:15:46,793 --> 01:15:48,628
It was hurtful and devastating.

1656
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:52,298
They took aim not just at the movie,
but at me.

1657
01:15:52,382 --> 01:15:53,633
Why?

1658
01:15:53,716 --> 01:15:55,551
I was just a kid in his 20s

1659
01:15:55,635 --> 01:15:59,264
who was trying to make
a goofy and strange movie.

1660
01:15:59,347 --> 01:16:01,349
Somehow, it felt personal.

1661
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:05,144
There's such a formula
to making comedy movies in Hollywood

1662
01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:10,066
that people have become used to watching
a certain format of comedy movie.

1663
01:16:10,149 --> 01:16:14,195
And if you do something that's not that,
it rubs them the wrong way.

1664
01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:17,323
Favorite Tom Green moment?
Obviously all of <i>Freddy Got Fingered.</i>

1665
01:16:17,407 --> 01:16:19,284
My favorite movie in the world
is <i>Freddy Got Fingered.</i>

1666
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:22,328
<i>- ♪ Daddy, would you like some sausages? ♪</i>
<i>- ♪ Backwards man, the backwards man ♪</i>

1667
01:16:22,412 --> 01:16:24,247
<i>♪ I can move back as fast as you can ♪</i>

1668
01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:26,874
I saw <i>Freddy Got Fingered</i>
and fell in love.

1669
01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:30,086
Man, I love him. He's fucking crazy.
And it is...

1670
01:16:30,169 --> 01:16:33,047
It was like he was doing shit
that people are doing now,

1671
01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:36,092
like full blast on YouTube,
and I fucking love that, how he's like...

1672
01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:37,510
I think he's ahead of his time.

1673
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:41,597
A big part of the reason why the movie
got reviewed badly was, A, it's shocking.

1674
01:16:43,057 --> 01:16:44,600
Cut the cord.

1675
01:16:44,684 --> 01:16:49,397
But also,
I was very overexposed at the time.

1676
01:16:50,148 --> 01:16:51,691
You know, I just had cancer.

1677
01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:54,861
You know, I was all over the media.

1678
01:16:55,737 --> 01:17:02,118
And rather than putting out a nice, easy,
accessible film that mainstream people

1679
01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:03,911
would be able to process,

1680
01:17:03,995 --> 01:17:08,666
you put out this button-pushing,
polarizing movie.

1681
01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:11,002
<i>My daughter and her two friends,</i>
<i>it's their favorite movie.</i>

1682
01:17:11,085 --> 01:17:14,422
Being a guest on Howard Stern
was always stressful

1683
01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:16,424
because you never know
how he's gonna come at you.

1684
01:17:16,507 --> 01:17:18,801
Let's just say
it was a difficult conversation,

1685
01:17:18,885 --> 01:17:21,387
having to navigate through, uh,

1686
01:17:21,471 --> 01:17:23,765
a lot of intense questioning
from him and Robin

1687
01:17:23,848 --> 01:17:25,892
without looking like I was too upset

1688
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:28,144
about what had happened
with <i>Freddy Got Fingered.</i>

1689
01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:30,146
{\an8}When your movie bombed...

1690
01:17:30,229 --> 01:17:32,357
{\an8}- It really bombed too.
And I'm sure that--

1691
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:35,151
It was like a Scud missile
gone the wrong way.

1692
01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:36,486
I thought it was funny.

1693
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:37,987
Yeah, no, it was a disaster.

1694
01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:40,990
Eight Raspberry nominations.
I won five.

1695
01:17:41,074 --> 01:17:44,202
- And everybody gets a Raspberry Award.
- It's interesting, sure.

1696
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:46,662
It doesn't mean
you have to bring it up, though.

1697
01:17:46,746 --> 01:17:50,583
<i>I was the first actor, "actor"</i>

1698
01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:54,128
in the history of Hollywood, "Hollywood,"
to accept a Raspberry.

1699
01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:55,880
I accepted all five. I went down.

1700
01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:58,341
- Sylvester Stallone never gets his.
- I brought my own red carpet.

1701
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,093
They must have been thrilled.

1702
01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:01,219
They were very happy.

1703
01:18:01,302 --> 01:18:04,222
Why did you decide to show up?
You're the first star to ever show up.

1704
01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:06,641
Well, this is an exciting day for me,
you know?

1705
01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:09,602
I, uh, I made a great movie, you know.

1706
01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:12,397
And I set out to make a crazy movie,
and here I am.

1707
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:14,857
I'm getting a lot of attention for it,
and it's exciting.

1708
01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:17,151
I'm getting acclaim
that I'm overwhelmed by.

1709
01:18:17,235 --> 01:18:19,112
You know, when I made this movie,

1710
01:18:19,195 --> 01:18:21,739
I didn't think
that I was gonna get this much,

1711
01:18:21,823 --> 01:18:24,867
um, you know, praise and adulation.

1712
01:18:24,951 --> 01:18:27,036
For a guy like me who, you know,

1713
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,123
was living in my parents' basement
just about four years ago.

1714
01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:32,708
And now to be up against
all these big movie stars

1715
01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:35,545
and things like that
at a real awards show,

1716
01:18:35,628 --> 01:18:38,506
this is certainly very overwhelming.

1717
01:18:44,762 --> 01:18:46,556
The <i>New York Times</i>
did give it a good review.

1718
01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:49,058
{\an8}I saw it
and thought it was really interesting.

1719
01:18:49,142 --> 01:18:51,436
{\an8}I thought that it was
conceptually interesting,

1720
01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:54,814
{\an8}and I thought it wasn't
just gross-out humor, in a way,

1721
01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:58,776
but that there was a kind of rigor
and inventiveness

1722
01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:02,029
and ingenuity
to some of these comic set pieces.

1723
01:19:02,113 --> 01:19:04,407
And I said that I thought it was, um,

1724
01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:05,658
a work of art.

1725
01:19:06,701 --> 01:19:08,244
Are you serious?

1726
01:19:09,829 --> 01:19:12,081
Get out of the car, Glenn.
Get out of the car.

1727
01:19:12,165 --> 01:19:14,417
I swear to God, I'm gonna fucking cry.

1728
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:16,711
Yeah, I hope you're not razzing me.

1729
01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:19,714
Obviously, I should kill this shoot
and get back to the office.

1730
01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:22,341
Howard Lapides
is the best manager in the business.

1731
01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:23,843
No idea what's going on.

1732
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:25,303
I'm hosting <i>Letterman.</i>

1733
01:19:25,887 --> 01:19:26,762
What?

1734
01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:29,307
When?

1735
01:19:29,390 --> 01:19:32,143
I'm getting on a plane today.
I'm hosting fucking <i>Letterman.</i>

1736
01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,688
Holy shit.

1737
01:19:35,771 --> 01:19:38,566
- The dream come true, man.
- Yeah, no, I'm seriously--

1738
01:19:38,649 --> 01:19:40,735
I'm embarrassed
because I'm, like, tearing up.

1739
01:19:40,818 --> 01:19:42,320
When am I doing it? Tomorrow?

1740
01:19:43,196 --> 01:19:44,906
I'm doing it tomorrow!

1741
01:19:44,989 --> 01:19:47,116
Great, so not only am I hosting <i>Letterman,</i>

1742
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,493
I'm bombing on <i>Letterman.</i>

1743
01:19:49,494 --> 01:19:51,746
Well, that's a good rehearsal.
Fuck this pit.

1744
01:19:51,829 --> 01:19:53,539
Get ready for my new show.

1745
01:19:53,623 --> 01:19:55,875
If it's as bad as this...

1746
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,335
Well, tell them I'll do it.

1747
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:03,299
- My fucking God.
- Yeah!

1748
01:20:03,382 --> 01:20:05,301
Oh, God.

1749
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:06,802
<i>From New York,</i>

1750
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:09,764
<i>it's the </i>Late Show with David Letterman.

1751
01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:12,517
<i>Dave's guest host tonight is Tom Green.</i>

1752
01:20:29,492 --> 01:20:30,493
Yeah.

1753
01:20:31,661 --> 01:20:32,828
Thank you.

1754
01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:34,997
Yeah.

1755
01:20:35,081 --> 01:20:37,750
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1756
01:20:38,376 --> 01:20:41,420
You're probably all looking
at your TV right now saying,

1757
01:20:41,504 --> 01:20:43,172
"How the hell did this happen?"

1758
01:20:44,715 --> 01:20:48,094
Uh, or maybe you're just saying, uh,

1759
01:20:48,177 --> 01:20:50,721
"Oh, I guess Dave's taking a vacation

1760
01:20:50,805 --> 01:20:53,766
along with everyone else
in the entertainment business."

1761
01:20:54,559 --> 01:20:55,560
Yeah.

1762
01:20:55,643 --> 01:20:56,811
Nice to see you.

1763
01:20:59,814 --> 01:21:01,482
Damien Rice.
Good night, everyone.

1764
01:21:01,566 --> 01:21:04,860
<i>From beautiful midtown Burbank,</i>

1765
01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:06,946
<i>it's </i>The New Tom Green Show.

1766
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:10,783
And now, Tom Green!

1767
01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,660
I had to get back to work.

1768
01:21:12,743 --> 01:21:15,329
My agent at the time, John Ferriter,

1769
01:21:15,413 --> 01:21:17,915
and my manager, Howard Lapides, and I,

1770
01:21:17,999 --> 01:21:20,668
we assembled a team
and started a production company.

1771
01:21:20,751 --> 01:21:24,255
And our first guest,
please welcome Ludacris.

1772
01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:27,883
{\an8}
And MTV bought <i>The New Tom Green Show.</i>

1773
01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:33,139
{\an8}I am so glad this guy's
back on television where he belongs.

1774
01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:34,599
I couldn't believe it.

1775
01:21:34,682 --> 01:21:36,767
My dream had come true.

1776
01:21:36,851 --> 01:21:40,646
Our Big Monster Spectacular Friday!

1777
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:43,149
Burt Dubrow, producer of the show.

1778
01:21:43,232 --> 01:21:46,110
Can you just tell Glenn quickly?
Because he doesn't believe me.

1779
01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:49,697
We hired a great producer.
Burt really put Tom to the test.

1780
01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:53,451
He... He wanted Tom
to be the best he could be

1781
01:21:53,534 --> 01:21:56,412
at being a talk show host.

1782
01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:59,206
Tom became almost a fanatic,

1783
01:21:59,290 --> 01:22:03,002
and wanting to become better at it.

1784
01:22:03,085 --> 01:22:04,920
Fred Durst... Carson Daly... Gene Simmons.

1785
01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:09,634
{\an8}Tom just has the meat on his bone
to know how to do this.

1786
01:22:09,717 --> 01:22:12,261
{\an8}He just innately knows it
because he studied it.

1787
01:22:12,345 --> 01:22:15,139
He and I literally would go
to the Museum of Broadcasting

1788
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:18,100
and just watch clips over and over.

1789
01:22:18,184 --> 01:22:19,143
Linkin Park.

1790
01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:21,646
{\an8}I considered Tom to be
one of the better talk show hosts

1791
01:22:21,729 --> 01:22:23,522
{\an8}that we've seen in years.

1792
01:22:23,606 --> 01:22:27,109
{\an8}He really, really is excellent,
and in my opinion,

1793
01:22:27,193 --> 01:22:29,654
{\an8}wasn't given
the appropriate opportunities.

1794
01:22:29,737 --> 01:22:33,115
{\an8}I mean, you got Jimmy Fallon
and Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert now.

1795
01:22:33,199 --> 01:22:35,409
{\an8}You sure could have put Tom in there
in a minute.

1796
01:22:35,493 --> 01:22:38,454
- My chin has never been that wet in life.
- Oh, yeah.

1797
01:22:38,537 --> 01:22:39,622
"Weird Al" Yankovic.

1798
01:22:39,705 --> 01:22:42,541
{\an8}It's like a lifelong dream of mine
to be on <i>The New Tom Green Show.</i>

1799
01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:43,668
{\an8}This is amazing.

1800
01:22:43,751 --> 01:22:45,836
One of the better talk show hosts,

1801
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:49,340
and I don't think anybody
understands the medium

1802
01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:51,300
as well as Tom Green does.

1803
01:22:51,384 --> 01:22:55,137
{\an8}And now, here's...

1804
01:22:55,221 --> 01:22:56,305
{\an8}Tommy!

1805
01:22:59,558 --> 01:23:01,435
Ho!

1806
01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:04,647
Ed McMahon! Wow.

1807
01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:07,024
I love the show,

1808
01:23:07,108 --> 01:23:09,318
and so does the <i>New York Post.</i>

1809
01:23:09,402 --> 01:23:10,611
Wait till you see this.

1810
01:23:10,695 --> 01:23:14,156
Total comparison to Johnny Carson

1811
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:17,076
and a four-star rating.

1812
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:17,993
Wow.

1813
01:23:19,370 --> 01:23:20,454
Yeah.

1814
01:23:22,748 --> 01:23:23,874
Congratulations.

1815
01:23:41,809 --> 01:23:44,895
The word "genius"
comes to mind with technology.

1816
01:23:44,979 --> 01:23:50,276
Tom was always very, very on top
of technology, ahead of the game.

1817
01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:53,571
You want to be the central person
that is part of the convergence

1818
01:23:53,654 --> 01:23:55,448
- of the internet and television.
- It's called convergence.

1819
01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:57,700
{\an8}The convergence of the internet
and television.

1820
01:23:57,783 --> 01:24:00,953
{\an8}Basically, video is getting so much faster
on the internet now.

1821
01:24:01,036 --> 01:24:03,539
But you can now watch it
basically like television.

1822
01:24:03,622 --> 01:24:04,915
In your estimation,

1823
01:24:04,999 --> 01:24:07,752
how long until this convergence
fully takes place?

1824
01:24:07,835 --> 01:24:11,088
- It's happening right now.
- I know, but when will it be converged?

1825
01:24:11,172 --> 01:24:13,466
I think it's probably
about two or three years.

1826
01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:16,093
I think it's gonna be so fast
that someone like Steve Jobs

1827
01:24:16,177 --> 01:24:19,013
will put out a flat-screen TV
that's basically a computer,

1828
01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:20,681
you hang it on your wall,
and it does everything.

1829
01:24:33,319 --> 01:24:35,112
We're here in the studio.

1830
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:38,282
It's a little late-night Webovision,

1831
01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:41,994
showing you a little behind the scenes
of the studio here,

1832
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:44,413
which is, of course,
actually my living room

1833
01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:46,624
here in Los Angeles, California.

1834
01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:48,626
And when Tom came to us and said,

1835
01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:52,922
"I want to shoot a show out of my house
and I'm gonna call it Webovision,"

1836
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:56,801
um, I think most people looked at him
like he was a little crazy.

1837
01:24:56,884 --> 01:24:59,345
These are the cameras here
we use at the channel.

1838
01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:00,805
<i>The show that you do is a talk show.</i>

1839
01:25:00,888 --> 01:25:02,932
<i>It's in your living room,</i>
<i>in your home here in LA.</i>

1840
01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,600
Yeah, there are eight cameras,

1841
01:25:04,683 --> 01:25:07,228
and they're running through
this cool switcher, and then...

1842
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:09,647
- You can go live on the internet.
- Any time I want.

1843
01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:11,774
That's a great idea.
A talk show on the internet.

1844
01:25:11,857 --> 01:25:15,694
<i>So I've moved the desk</i>
<i>from my old MTV show into the house.</i>

1845
01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:18,614
<i>So people can watch it</i>
<i>and see you sitting at your desk.</i>

1846
01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:21,826
{\an8}It is 8:00.
We're live on the national Webovision.

1847
01:25:21,909 --> 01:25:23,702
{\an8}- Thanks for coming.
This is awesome.

1848
01:25:23,786 --> 01:25:24,703
{\an8}And we just go.

1849
01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:26,580
We put a camera in my refrigerator.

1850
01:25:26,664 --> 01:25:27,832
- You have a fridge cam?
- Yeah.

1851
01:25:27,915 --> 01:25:29,291
Look, there's the inside of the fridge.

1852
01:25:29,375 --> 01:25:31,168
{\an8}- You started a show on the web.
Mm-hm.

1853
01:25:31,252 --> 01:25:33,337
{\an8}And now there's a new frontier.

1854
01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:36,173
{\an8}Live on the internet,
live on the world wide web.

1855
01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:37,842
{\an8}Not again. Sorry.

1856
01:25:39,176 --> 01:25:41,887
Lifetime Public Enemy fan.
I've never met them before.

1857
01:25:41,971 --> 01:25:43,931
- Hey, Flav.
- Yo, yo, Tom!

1858
01:25:44,014 --> 01:25:45,808
{\an8}Yeah, boy!

1859
01:25:45,891 --> 01:25:48,269
{\an8}<i>♪ Bass, how low can you go? ♪</i>

1860
01:25:48,352 --> 01:25:49,645
{\an8}<i>♪ Bring the noise ♪</i>

1861
01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:53,399
{\an8}Any major network
could never have the vibe, the view--

1862
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:55,234
{\an8}- You're a very lucky man.
It's kinda neat.

1863
01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:57,820
I don't think I've ever
talked about it on the show.

1864
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,947
When we're sitting here,
we're looking out at Hollywood.

1865
01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:02,825
{\an8}- I think this is fucking awesome.
Thank you, man.

1866
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:04,910
{\an8}This is the craziest thing ever.

1867
01:26:04,994 --> 01:26:07,329
You have so many people
watching this show, okay?

1868
01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:09,164
Why are you trying
to freak me out, Tom Green?

1869
01:26:09,248 --> 01:26:11,333
- Little bit.
- You're responsible.

1870
01:26:11,417 --> 01:26:13,085
You're responsible for me doing this.
How about that?

1871
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:17,089
Joe Rogan's got the biggest broadcast
in the world of any kind.

1872
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,592
And I think to myself,
"Man, that's pretty cool."

1873
01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:21,510
Somehow, I think I might have
been part of that.

1874
01:26:21,594 --> 01:26:25,556
I was recently on his podcast and we
talked about the time he was on my show.

1875
01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:28,100
It's ultimately you. I'm like your kid.

1876
01:26:28,934 --> 01:26:32,646
Yeah, you know, Patrice used to say that
about comedians that imitated him.

1877
01:26:32,730 --> 01:26:33,856
"They're my babies."

1878
01:26:33,939 --> 01:26:35,399
How about that?

1879
01:26:36,650 --> 01:26:38,193
That's very nice of you to say.

1880
01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:40,738
It really is different,
you know, than television.

1881
01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:43,032
- This is way better.
- There isn't that time constraint.

1882
01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:46,327
There isn't that pressure.
You know, we want to keep it moving...

1883
01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:48,412
Not only that,
there's not a corporate pressure.

1884
01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:51,832
Your show in 2007,
when I went on your show,

1885
01:26:51,916 --> 01:26:54,919
that was 100% a major inspiration.

1886
01:26:55,002 --> 01:26:58,756
I remember very clearly, like,
sitting next to you on that chair going,

1887
01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:01,091
"Dude, this is it." Like, this is it.

1888
01:27:01,175 --> 01:27:03,469
All you have to do is figure out
how you make money from this.

1889
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:06,096
And then you figured that out, yeah.

1890
01:27:06,180 --> 01:27:09,642
I think <i>Entertainment Tonight</i>
was there that day or something like that.

1891
01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:13,020
- That's right.
- And you made this quote to them.

1892
01:27:13,103 --> 01:27:17,316
And that went out,
and it was defining what's happened.

1893
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:19,944
<i>And anybody through the internet</i>
<i>can become famous.</i>

1894
01:27:20,027 --> 01:27:21,737
<i>That's really what's gonna happen.</i>

1895
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,782
<i>if you have something and you put it</i>
<i>out there and people are interested in it,</i>

1896
01:27:24,865 --> 01:27:27,743
<i>a viral growth of whatever</i>
<i>you're putting out there will spread</i>

1897
01:27:27,826 --> 01:27:30,371
and it will get out there,
and people will know what you're doing

1898
01:27:30,454 --> 01:27:32,915
if it's funny, if it's entertaining.
And it's a way for people

1899
01:27:32,998 --> 01:27:34,458
to broadcast entertainment.

1900
01:27:34,541 --> 01:27:37,544
A way for anybody to broadcast
something entertaining to the whole world.

1901
01:27:37,628 --> 01:27:39,797
And when you had me as a guest on,

1902
01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:41,590
it changed the course of my life.

1903
01:27:41,674 --> 01:27:43,759
Because it really did,
it really was like--

1904
01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:46,011
I remember light bulbs
going off in my head, like,

1905
01:27:46,095 --> 01:27:47,179
"Why don't I do this?"

1906
01:27:47,262 --> 01:27:49,348
The idea came out of you, man.

1907
01:27:49,431 --> 01:27:52,393
Webovision was the original podcast.

1908
01:27:53,143 --> 01:27:55,896
- <i>Thank you so much for coming by.</i>
<i>- Thank you for having me as always, sir.</i>

1909
01:27:55,980 --> 01:27:57,356
Always nice to see you.

1910
01:27:57,439 --> 01:27:58,482
My living room here...

1911
01:27:58,565 --> 01:28:00,401
Unfortunately,
the show was ahead of its time.

1912
01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:04,238
It just began to cost
way too much to keep it operating.

1913
01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,698
I started doing stand-up again.

1914
01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:07,741
That was an immediate success,

1915
01:28:07,825 --> 01:28:09,952
eventually doing a complete world tour.

1916
01:28:10,035 --> 01:28:12,579
This is my first show in the UK!

1917
01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:21,797
{\an8}You know how to work a stage,
how to create excitement in a crowd.

1918
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:24,508
{\an8}And you don't see that much with comics.

1919
01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:28,178
He's a legend in the game.
Two words: Tom Green.

1920
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:31,724
I got to say, I've never seen a guy

1921
01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:35,477
{\an8}go on stage
that in command of the audience.

1922
01:28:35,561 --> 01:28:37,354
You went on stage

1923
01:28:37,438 --> 01:28:40,149
with complete control of the audience.

1924
01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:43,193
You hear in green rooms,
people like, you know,

1925
01:28:43,277 --> 01:28:46,363
"Tom Green started doing stand-up again."
You're like, "Yeah, how is it?"

1926
01:28:46,447 --> 01:28:49,241
- Everybody was, like, complimenting you.
- Oh, that's really--

1927
01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:50,325
That's good to hear.

1928
01:28:50,409 --> 01:28:53,537
I did a USO tour about four years ago.

1929
01:28:53,620 --> 01:28:56,457
- Have you gone over more than once?
- Yeah, I've been over a couple of times.

1930
01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:58,834
Tom Green!

1931
01:28:58,917 --> 01:29:00,377
How you doing, man?

1932
01:29:00,461 --> 01:29:03,047
- It's an overwhelming experience.
- That's a good word for it.

1933
01:29:03,130 --> 01:29:04,882
I don't think I fully even understood

1934
01:29:04,965 --> 01:29:06,633
what it meant to be a comic
till you do that.

1935
01:29:09,428 --> 01:29:11,513
And by the time I'd finished,

1936
01:29:11,597 --> 01:29:13,766
I was a seasoned stand-up comedian.

1937
01:29:14,475 --> 01:29:17,603
I didn't give up the dream of hosting
a late-night talk show.

1938
01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,525
<i>It's </i>Tom Green Live.

1939
01:29:24,234 --> 01:29:26,695
{\an8}All you do, Tom, is blow over the hole.

1940
01:29:26,779 --> 01:29:28,155
{\an8}That's what she said.

1941
01:29:28,238 --> 01:29:29,448
{\an8}

1942
01:29:30,407 --> 01:29:32,117
Mark Cuban's AXS TV channel

1943
01:29:32,201 --> 01:29:34,453
was filming a show called
<i>Gotham Comedy Live.</i>

1944
01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:35,913
I did stand-up there.

1945
01:29:35,996 --> 01:29:38,874
They saw my set
and offered me a show, and I said,

1946
01:29:38,957 --> 01:29:43,378
"Well, hey, you know,
I can bring my Webovision studio back."

1947
01:29:43,462 --> 01:29:47,800
We built a brand-new TV studio
in a warehouse, not in my house.

1948
01:29:47,883 --> 01:29:51,887
I can't believe I got to have Carl Reiner,
a show business legend,

1949
01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:55,140
and incredible legend of comedy,
on my show.

1950
01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:58,936
Uh, a true genius,
the creator of the <i>Dick Van Dyke Show.</i>

1951
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:02,356
Man gets here to make himself comfortable.
He takes his shoes off.

1952
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:03,982
I've seen that a hundred times.

1953
01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:06,110
And then puts on exactly the same.

1954
01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:08,153
That's inspirationally brilliant.

1955
01:30:08,237 --> 01:30:10,197
{\an8}Wow. Well, that really...

1956
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:13,075
{\an8}- You are either an idiot or a genius.

1957
01:30:13,784 --> 01:30:17,037
I would put a check
in the "A" box on that one.

1958
01:30:17,121 --> 01:30:19,998
That's why--
And that's why you're a genius.

1959
01:30:25,796 --> 01:30:28,382
Deal just closed. Sold my house.

1960
01:30:29,716 --> 01:30:30,926
Let's have a drink.

1961
01:30:31,885 --> 01:30:34,221
18 years. 18 years.

1962
01:30:36,265 --> 01:30:39,685
Wow, my last sunset
at my house in Los Angeles.

1963
01:30:39,768 --> 01:30:42,020
Hi, Charlie.
We're gonna go to Canada, Charlie,

1964
01:30:42,104 --> 01:30:44,648
and you're gonna like that better
than this house in the hills.

1965
01:30:44,731 --> 01:30:45,816
Cheers.

1966
01:30:45,899 --> 01:30:47,693
Los Angeles.

1967
01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:49,736
Webovision Studios.

1968
01:30:50,529 --> 01:30:51,864
It's been fun.

1969
01:30:53,282 --> 01:30:54,783
Time for a new adventure.

1970
01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,832
This is where I grew up.

1971
01:31:01,915 --> 01:31:03,750
This is where I feel comfortable.

1972
01:31:03,834 --> 01:31:05,294
This is where I want to be.

1973
01:31:06,795 --> 01:31:09,590
And here we are,
my first day in my home.

1974
01:31:09,673 --> 01:31:11,008
We're out in the country,

1975
01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:13,802
and I feel I'm really lucky
that I found this property.

1976
01:31:13,886 --> 01:31:15,804
Hundred-year-old log cabin,

1977
01:31:15,888 --> 01:31:17,848
nice picnic table, nice cedar deck,

1978
01:31:17,931 --> 01:31:19,600
nice pond for swimming,

1979
01:31:19,683 --> 01:31:22,895
nice firepit, and then a nice grill.

1980
01:31:22,978 --> 01:31:25,105
I don't feel like I've made a mistake.

1981
01:31:25,189 --> 01:31:27,608
I feel like this was
a pretty good move, right?

1982
01:31:27,691 --> 01:31:30,485
He really loves where he's living.

1983
01:31:30,569 --> 01:31:33,447
It gave him a chance to just kind of...

1984
01:31:34,740 --> 01:31:38,619
take a breath
and think about things creatively.

1985
01:31:42,289 --> 01:31:44,791
I'm driving to New York City tomorrow

1986
01:31:44,875 --> 01:31:46,752
to go on the <i>Drew Barrymore Show.</i>

1987
01:31:46,835 --> 01:31:49,338
Oh, my God. Wow.

1988
01:31:49,421 --> 01:31:50,547
Face-to-face?

1989
01:31:50,631 --> 01:31:52,216
Yeah. First time in 18 years.

1990
01:31:52,299 --> 01:31:53,884
- Little nervous about it.
- Yeah.

1991
01:31:56,678 --> 01:31:58,889
We got the Taj Mahal here.

1992
01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:00,557
- This is nice.
- Very nice, yeah.

1993
01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:01,558
Yeah.

1994
01:32:01,642 --> 01:32:04,519
We have not seen each other face-to-face,

1995
01:32:04,603 --> 01:32:07,814
<i>actually, in almost 20 years.</i>

1996
01:32:07,898 --> 01:32:12,361
{\an8}Please welcome comedian,
adventurer, pioneer,

1997
01:32:12,444 --> 01:32:14,821
and someone so dear to me, Tom Green.

1998
01:32:21,411 --> 01:32:24,289
How are you doing? Nice.
Thanks for having me on the show.

1999
01:32:24,373 --> 01:32:26,875
- And you smell so minty fresh.
- Oh, yeah.

2000
01:32:26,959 --> 01:32:29,461
Okay, well, yeah,
I took a mint right before I came out.

2001
01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:33,006
I just ate, like, cucumbers and celery
with some really weird sauce.

2002
01:32:33,090 --> 01:32:35,259
Oh, okay. Yeah.
I wasn't gonna say anything.

2003
01:32:35,342 --> 01:32:37,344
Okay, good!

2004
01:32:37,427 --> 01:32:38,637
Congratulations on your show.

2005
01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:41,139
He looked a little nervous
when he started.

2006
01:32:41,223 --> 01:32:44,101
That made sense. I would have.
You would have.

2007
01:32:44,184 --> 01:32:46,770
What does it feel like
almost 20 years later to be face-to-face?

2008
01:32:46,853 --> 01:32:49,398
I kind of feel like
I'm watching this too right now.

2009
01:32:50,607 --> 01:32:54,569
But he quickly morphed into comfort,
a comfort zone.

2010
01:32:54,653 --> 01:32:56,822
Sort of a little bit
like an out-of-body experience.

2011
01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,199
I feel sort of--
It's very nice to see you.

2012
01:32:59,283 --> 01:33:02,494
Really, it does feel weird, though.
Not weird in a bad way. In a good way.

2013
01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:03,745
Appreciate it, Drew.

2014
01:33:03,829 --> 01:33:06,748
This is cool, I mean,
I actually think this is kind of a...

2015
01:33:06,832 --> 01:33:08,792
A nice way of reconnecting, actually.

2016
01:33:10,961 --> 01:33:12,546
<i>Ladies and gentlemen...</i>

2017
01:33:12,629 --> 01:33:13,839
- Tom...
- Green.

2018
01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:25,350
Cancer.

2019
01:33:25,434 --> 01:33:26,476
Help me!

2020
01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:31,732
I've been back here
for just a very short period of time.

2021
01:33:31,815 --> 01:33:33,483
- I already feel like I'm home.
- Oh, really?

2022
01:33:33,567 --> 01:33:34,651
You're a lucky man.

2023
01:33:41,033 --> 01:33:43,076
- Wow.
- How's the water?

2024
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:44,119
It's nice.

2025
01:33:44,202 --> 01:33:46,038
Guess it can't be too cold.

2026
01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:48,332
It'd be cool to get, like, a nice...

2027
01:33:48,415 --> 01:33:50,876
The most extreme wide we can get.

2028
01:33:50,959 --> 01:33:52,544
Thanks, everyone.
Let's set up the cameras.

2029
01:33:57,716 --> 01:34:00,344
I'm so happy with my decision
to leave Los Angeles

2030
01:34:00,427 --> 01:34:02,179
and move to the country.

2031
01:34:02,262 --> 01:34:05,682
With my family down the road,
I no longer feel isolated.

2032
01:34:05,766 --> 01:34:07,184
Good girl, Charlie.

2033
01:34:07,267 --> 01:34:09,811
Living in Hollywood
for all those years was a great way

2034
01:34:09,895 --> 01:34:11,229
to learn about show business.

2035
01:34:11,313 --> 01:34:12,814
But now that I'm home,

2036
01:34:12,898 --> 01:34:15,859
I can feel the real me returning.

2037
01:34:15,942 --> 01:34:17,110
I'm comfortable here.

2038
01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:19,321
Hello.

2039
01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:21,990
Hello.

2040
01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:23,158
Hi. Wow.

2041
01:34:23,241 --> 01:34:25,035
Okay, Charlie.

2042
01:34:25,118 --> 01:34:26,286
It's exciting, huh?

2043
01:34:28,622 --> 01:34:31,249
Thing works. Yeah!

2044
01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:34,920
Technology now allows us
to communicate worldwide

2045
01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:36,797
in more ways than ever.

2046
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,466
We can live our lives and our dreams

2047
01:34:39,549 --> 01:34:40,759
wherever we choose.

2048
01:34:48,475 --> 01:34:50,102
Whole new adventure.

2049
01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:52,062
Oh, you're going right for that grass.

2050
01:34:53,605 --> 01:34:56,733
And even though making this documentary
was not easy,

2051
01:34:56,817 --> 01:34:59,111
it was a cathartic exercise.

2052
01:34:59,194 --> 01:35:01,196
Try to be in a longer lens there.

2053
01:35:02,572 --> 01:35:06,785
Reliving all those amazing
experiences has felt at times unreal.

2054
01:35:07,953 --> 01:35:09,037
Mm!

2055
01:35:09,121 --> 01:35:10,914
It actually tastes good.

2056
01:35:10,997 --> 01:35:13,208
What do you mean they actually taste good?

2057
01:35:15,001 --> 01:35:17,671
But also, it's given me a chance
to contemplate

2058
01:35:17,754 --> 01:35:21,258
and learn and prepare
for this next chapter of my life.

2059
01:35:22,092 --> 01:35:24,761
Now, both personally and professionally,

2060
01:35:24,845 --> 01:35:27,305
I truly believe
that I'm just getting started.

2061
01:35:27,931 --> 01:35:29,057
It's okay.

2062
01:35:29,141 --> 01:35:30,767
And the best is yet to come.

2063
01:35:31,351 --> 01:35:33,770
Would you please
help me welcome to the stage

2064
01:35:33,854 --> 01:35:36,231
the one, the only, Ottawa's own...

2065
01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:37,941
Tom Green!



