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Here comes the drop!

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Here comes the drop!

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Here it comes…

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A WOMAN WITH NO FILTER

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{\an8}I'm late!

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{\an8}- Honey?
- Hmm?

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{\an8}You forgot to pay the gas bill again?

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{\an8}Oh my God, I forgot.
But don't worry, I'll pay it online today.

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{\an8}Online, how? The internet is out too.
You should have called the company by now.

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{\an8}Just go, babe. Everything will be
taken care of by the time you're back.

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You're just getting home?

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Thanks.

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Ouch! What the heck, man?

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Good morning, Bia.

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Good morning, Laura.

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Laura, I'm glad I ran into you.

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I didn't sleep all night with that noise.

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Oh my…

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Right. I'll tell you what
not sleeping really means, Bia.

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My oldest, Rafaelinha,
breastfed until she was two.

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She nursed on demand.
My boobs would even bleed.

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Ever had cracked nipples?
Pus coming out of them? I don't think so.

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When Rafaelinha was weaned,
Bernardo had already come along

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and started having night terrors.

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Fear of what? No idea.

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But he would wake me up
like 200 times a night.

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I didn't sleep for six years, Bia.

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Now that's what I call not sleeping.

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I'm so sorry.

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No, don't be.

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I've just discovered
this wonderful thing called joint custody.

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I get half the week off.

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I see.

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But I don't, Laura. I really don't.

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So can you keep it down?

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Don't worry, okay?

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I'm off to get my kids now,
and I'll have them until tomorrow.

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So the next party won't be until…

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The day after tomorrow.

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Right.

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Let me through?

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I'll be there in five!

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<i>We were due to meet first thing today.</i>
<i>My day's packed, Bia.</i>

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I know. I'm close.

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Forty-five.

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Who parked in my spot?

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RESERVED PARKING

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I need you to book a courier…
The longest five minutes ever, huh?

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- So…
- Come take a pic over there.

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- Morning, everyone.
- Let's use this background…

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Hold on… Here!

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- Excuse me.
- Stay put here.

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Excuse me. Pedro Paulo?

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Someone parked in my spot. Do you…

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Bia, getting stuck in traffic
is for those who are stuck in life.

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Do you know who said that?

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- No.
- Me.

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Let's take one here.

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Pedro Paulo, are you listening?
I said someone parked in my spot.

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I am. Let's talk about it. Have a seat.

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Who messed with this?

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Bia, how would you define Mina+?

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It's a website for women.

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- No.
- A digital magazine for women?

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That's too obvious, Bia.

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Let me rephrase it.

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The world has changed
these past few years, right?

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Have we kept up with it?

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Absolutely, Pepê. Of course we have.

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We're getting more and more inclusive
with our covers.

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And we quit those silly articles,
like "How to Get a Guy in Five Days."

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I'll get straight to the point.

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When was the last time
you posted a Reel or a TikTok?

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Not for Mina+, I mean on your account.

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You have no social media presence, Bia!

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Nowadays, only people who want to share
their life online work in digital media.

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For instance, do the readers of Mina+ know
how many times you have sex in a week?

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- And if you come?
- Oh my God…

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They don't know! How could they?

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No--

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I'm sorry, Pedro Paulo.

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My job is to come up with great pieces,
not to become the piece.

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- I create content, I'm not the content.
- Digging your own hole.

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Do you hear yourself?
"I'm not the content."

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You don't believe in yourself, Bia!

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I'm sorry, but you're not
making any sense right now.

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You'll understand.

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- Have you heard of Paloma Diniz?
- The blogger?

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- You mean, Brazil's biggest influencer?
- I know who she is.

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I'd give her a simple piece,
but not a cover.

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Well, she's here. Right there.

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She's showing the place to her followers.
This will be great for the magazine.

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What is she saying?

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So that's it, guys!

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{\an8}That's the big news.
I'm the new Content CEO at Mina+.

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Check out the team!

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This is Bia, she works for me.

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Now, I'll show you
our amazing coffee corner.

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She's amazing.

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Hold on. Pepê?

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Are you firing me?

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No, of course not.

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After all, you know

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it takes both the old and the new
for a magazine to work.

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I'm not firing you.
Paloma is your new supervisor.

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Supervisor? What do you mean?

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Pedro Paulo, you've always said
there was no position above mine.

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Paloma has 50 million followers.
How many do you have?

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I have 100. No, 96.

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I lost four
when you tagged me in a picture.

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- Me?
- Sorry. I was recording a video.

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Bia, it's a pleasure.

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I'm Paloma.

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I'm your fan since I was a kid.

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I really admire your work.

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Oh my, I'm so thrilled.

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All right! Let's celebrate!

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Paloma, could you please
get everyone for a group photo?

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- Sure!
- An official photo for your Instagram.

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- Let's post it!
- It should go viral, huh?

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Bia, could you get the other staff?

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The people from Finance,
and the fat lady from Reception.

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You know they'll complain
if they're not in the company photo.

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Cool, thanks.

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Oh, Dad…

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You died at the right time.

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Knock, knock.

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Don't be mad at me, okay?
I've also just found out about it.

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Ugh, seriously.

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What's the point of the magazine
being progressive, modern, and inclusive,

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if Pedro Paulo keeps hiring
basic, standard women, you know?

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Seriously, Gabriel.
She posts makeup tutorials.

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I honestly prefer women without makeup.

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Naturally beautiful. Like you.

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He always said there was no one above me,
and that's why I couldn't get promoted.

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Just relax. What Pepê really needs
is an investor partner.

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Nowadays, even bankers don't earn
as much as these internet businesswomen.

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Internet businesswoman? Please, Gabriel.

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She's just a makeup blogger, okay?

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On another note…

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I honestly don't know
what to get you for your wedding.

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I mean, I checked
your fiancée Valentina's wish list,

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and there's a trash can
that costs 1,000 reais.

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Valentina's got her quirks,
but she's a nice person.

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- Is she?
- Hey.

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There's more!
That clueless girl took my parking spot.

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Look, Bia, I think… Actually, never mind.

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- What is it? Tell me.
- Okay.

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I don't like it when you get mad
because you lose your best feature,

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which is being this calm,
serene, chill and balanced woman.

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Aha!

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- Found you, mister.
- Look who's here!

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- Hey, Bia. How are you?
- Good, Valentina. You?

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- Love the outfit.
- Thanks.

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I love your office.
It's gorgeous and spacious, huh?

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- Right.
- Should we go, honey?

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Yes. Honey, before I forget…
You're wearing underwear, right?

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- Sorry.
- Valentina.

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We're going to the tailor.

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And he picked the most expensive.
You act more like a bride than I do.

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I don't know what's worse,
no underwear, or those grandpa boxers,

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like my husband's.

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So what? I wear them too, okay?

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Go ahead, laugh all you want.

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If men could let women laugh at them,
the world would be a better place, okay?

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But not too much, right?

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Gabriel always complains
if a woman laughs too loud at the movies.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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But to be fair, it's annoying.

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Let's go?

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Let's go.

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Bye, Bia. We're late.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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- Hey.
- Yeah, I'll think about it.

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I will.

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PARKING CITATION
CITY HALL

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<i>Hello. My name is Edna Souza.</i>
<i>How can I help you?</i>

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Hi, Edna, good afternoon.

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I put in a request for a technical visit
a few days ago, but no one's shown up.

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Could you check what's going on?

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Edna?

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<i>Hello! Welcome to Brazil's leading</i>
<i>telecom provider.</i>

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<i>We appreciate your call.</i>
<i>Please enter your customer ID.</i>

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Three, four. That's great.

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<i>Pedro Paulo said he's the boss.</i>

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I've been in the same position,
earning the same salary, for ten years.

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And now, he hires this girl.

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Roberta?
Are you listening to what I'm saying?

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Sorry. I'm going through
a rough patch, you know?

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Tiago's on a dating app.
Do you know what that means?

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That he has a phone? That he's single?

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It means I'm on that same app,
and he didn't match with me.

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There will be no comeback,
no flashback, no throwback, nothing.

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You're on a dating app?

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Listen to this voice note.

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<i>Roberta, we're not talking…</i>

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See?

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<i>…so stop calling my grandma.</i>

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<i>It's been six months. Please.</i>

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What a jerk!
Keeping me from my best friends.

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Men are all the same.

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Since when is his grandma
your best friend, Roberta?

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She is. We talk every day, share recipes…

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Roberta, can you listen to me
for a moment?

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I can't--

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- Ew!
- What happened?

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- Gross! Don't look!
- What happened? Oh my God!

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- Ew!
- Unlock it. I wanna see it.

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- Is it a post?
- Gross.

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- What happened?
- Hold on.

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Didn't he say he sent you the pic
by accident, honey?

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I'm not sure, honey.
You know your son loves messing with me.

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And even if it was by accident,
he's sending nudes around, you know?

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He's underage. That's not okay.

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It's a different generation, Bia.
Try to understand.

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He meant it for his girlfriend,
but sent it to you. Relax.

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Bia, editorial meeting.

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And now you can't use traffic
as an excuse. Come.

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I have a suggestion: three big stories,
and two smaller ones for this next issue.

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We should discuss
maternal exhaustion and loneliness.

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There's also a test run
with serums for vibrators--

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Firstly, I'd like to start
this meeting by saying two things.

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Go ahead, shine bright.
There she is. The meeting's all yours.

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Sorry, start the meeting?

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- I was talking…
- Hold on, Bia.

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I want to start by saying
it's an honor to be here with you.

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I bought magazines as a kid and teen,
back when they were printed.

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Remember?

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I'm not that young.

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And whose name was always there,
at the top of the biggest stories?

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Yours, Bia.

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So honestly, it's an honor
to be here with you.

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Thank you so much, Paloma.

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Well, that said, and with all due respect,

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I think what you're saying
is a bit too 21st century.

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Right. Especially since we don't know
if there will be a next century.

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Tell me, you're great with makeup,
but what about magazines?

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You know, Bia,

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print circulation has dropped
57% in the last five years.

242
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:51,500
And you think you're geniuses
for having a digital magazine.

243
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:58,583
But the truth is, since 2021,
it's been declining by 21 to 26% a year.

244
00:15:58,666 --> 00:15:59,541
Why is that?

245
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:03,208
Just take a look
at the subscribers of Mina+.

246
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:07,250
Young, upper middle class, 25 and up,

247
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,125
all college-educated,
but not academic types.

248
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:14,333
And they care just enough
about making the world a better place.

249
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:15,416
But just enough.

250
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:21,666
So, if you want to talk about
a polar bear crying

251
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:26,125
over the end of the planet,
it can't be a long and boring article.

252
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:30,250
It has to come
from a human, relatable angle.

253
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,791
A short, impactful video.

254
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:37,458
And then, right after that,
a piece on the most sexual zodiac signs

255
00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:40,416
to help ease the anxiety, you know?

256
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,041
Moving on.

257
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:46,041
The pieces I'm suggesting are
highly effective, especially on Instagram.

258
00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,208
This is how it works.

259
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,875
Do you want to interview Fê Nobre
on open relationships?

260
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:51,000
I do.

261
00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,958
- Just ask her for a quote.
- Me?

262
00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:55,833
No need to waste time
with a two-page interview.

263
00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:59,666
Just throw a line of text
on top of a three-second Reel

264
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:04,166
where Fê Nobre kisses her husband,
and he turns and kisses another woman.

265
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,333
There you go. Three seconds of video.

266
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:11,333
Not five pages of long,
boring, endless blah blah blah.

267
00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:12,625
- Write that down.
- True.

268
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:13,791
- It's a trend.
- Right.

269
00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:17,458
"Infotainment."
Information and entertainment.

270
00:17:17,541 --> 00:17:22,083
But we're still a digital magazine
with actual content, right?

271
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,916
Our audience is made of smart women.

272
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,125
What audience?

273
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:31,500
Pedro Paulo said if we're in the red
two more months, we're done.

274
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,500
- What do you mean?
- Done?

275
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,875
I'm sorry, I…

276
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,166
- No way.
- I said that?

277
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,833
- You did.
- Shit.

278
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:39,416
I'm sorry, Bia.

279
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,958
I can only imagine how hard
all this must be for you, but…

280
00:17:43,666 --> 00:17:45,625
I say this with love, okay?

281
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,500
I'm here to support you.

282
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:51,458
Exactly. Paloma's our target audience.
We should listen to her.

283
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:53,916
Sorry, guys. I'm…

284
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:58,208
I don't know. I'm not well.
I'm feeling kind of sick.

285
00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:02,083
I need a deep breath.
My blood pressure's dropping.

286
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:04,666
- Bia!
- Oh my!

287
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,333
- Hey!
- Oh my God!

288
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:07,583
Bia, talk to me.

289
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:09,541
- Bia?
- Bia.

290
00:18:10,041 --> 00:18:11,791
- Hey.
- Jeez, that scared me.

291
00:18:11,875 --> 00:18:14,000
Are you okay? Bia?

292
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,500
No…

293
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,708
No, I'm not okay. I need…

294
00:18:19,791 --> 00:18:20,625
Let's…

295
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,416
- Hold on.
- You need some fresh air.

296
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,083
Excuse me. Sorry, guys.

297
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,750
I'll go… Bia?

298
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,083
- Get her some water.
- I'll do that.

299
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,250
- It'll be deducted from her pay.
- Hold on.

300
00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:33,625
Age seems to be catching up with her.

301
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:34,916
She needs a doctor.

302
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,250
So? How are you doing?

303
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,791
I feel awful.

304
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:59,625
I think I need to schedule
a check-up, you know?

305
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:01,791
I've been feeling weird lately.

306
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:06,416
Headaches,
chest pain, shortness of breath…

307
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,458
a random urge to cry.

308
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:13,583
My teenage crush is getting married.
Is that why I'm feeling like this?

309
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,916
- Hey. No.
- Is it?

310
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,166
You're still young.

311
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,458
And I didn't like
this "teenage crush" thing.

312
00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:24,208
I might not be an artist like Antônio,
but I have my charm.

313
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:27,666
Yeah, and I'm not classy like Valentina.

314
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,458
And I fainted at work.

315
00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,083
Wow, what a pair we make.

316
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,458
What a pair.

317
00:19:33,541 --> 00:19:34,375
Yeah…

318
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:42,583
Let's get out of here,
or they'll think we're hooking up.

319
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:43,916
Come.

320
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,708
- It's good to breathe.
- It is.

321
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:51,041
Gabriel, would you excuse us?
I wanna talk to Bia.

322
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:52,083
Of course.

323
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:53,375
- Thanks.
- Excuse me.

324
00:19:57,083 --> 00:20:01,166
Hey, Paloma. Sorry for walking out
of the meeting like that.

325
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:03,375
But I'm feeling better now.

326
00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:06,833
We can resume the meeting if you want.
I'll gather everyone and…

327
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:08,958
Please, don't record me.

328
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,791
That's not it. Check your phone.
I just sent you the location.

329
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:16,083
I booked you an appointment
with Goddess Pussy.

330
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,291
Goddess Pussy?

331
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:22,041
I know you hate having
a silly makeup influencer

332
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,958
as your supervisor ordering you around.

333
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,416
But I'm ordering you to go, okay?

334
00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,833
I never said that.

335
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:31,375
But you do think
that all I know is makeup.

336
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:35,541
Do you ever watch
my videos with sound? You should.

337
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:38,208
Might help you see
what Gabriel's doing to you.

338
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:40,041
Gabriel?

339
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:43,375
What is Gabriel doing to me?

340
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:48,250
<i>Girls, spotting a sexist guy is easy.</i>

341
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,208
<i>But what about the brocialist?</i>

342
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:54,416
<i>Can you recognize the toxicity</i>
<i>of that sweet man</i>

343
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:57,625
<i>who seems like the perfect catch?</i>

344
00:20:57,708 --> 00:21:02,875
<i>That one you've never gotten over,</i>
<i>but who only makes you miserable.</i>

345
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,208
<i>He loves feminism,</i>
<i>knows all the right terms.</i>

346
00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,583
<i>But somehow they always work in his favor.</i>

347
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:11,416
<i>He calls himself a self-aware man</i>

348
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,541
<i>and likes to apologize to all women</i>
<i>on behalf of himself and all men.</i>

349
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,291
<i>He loves your laugh.</i>

350
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:21,166
<i>But don't laugh too loud,</i>
<i>it's not ladylike.</i>

351
00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:25,791
<i>He says you're beautiful.</i>
<i>"Do you really need that much makeup?"</i>

352
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:31,625
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

353
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,958
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

354
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:38,083
<i>Happy birthday, dear Tommy</i>

355
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:41,125
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

356
00:21:42,875 --> 00:21:46,166
{\an8}- Hooray Tommy!
- Hooray!

357
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:49,083
{\an8}All right, let's blow them.
One, two, three…

358
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:52,333
{\an8}No, sweetie, blow them!

359
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:57,291
Blow them, you silly boy.
He doesn't know how to…

360
00:21:57,375 --> 00:22:00,541
Here we go, I'll help you.
One, two, three…

361
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:05,500
{\an8}There you go! Yay!

362
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:21,875
Hey, sis. Don't feel bad
for not having a fur baby.

363
00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:23,458
Is that why you're upset?

364
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:24,791
No, of course not.

365
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:29,416
Did you forget I have a stepson?
But he's an untamable fur animal.

366
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,166
Honey, do you mind if I leave earlier?

367
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:36,833
I barely slept last night,
and I had a terrible day at the office.

368
00:22:36,916 --> 00:22:38,041
Tough day, sis?

369
00:22:38,125 --> 00:22:39,750
- Very.
- Wanna talk about it?

370
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:42,500
You know I'm here for whatever you need.

371
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:44,250
I know. But not today, okay?

372
00:22:44,333 --> 00:22:46,458
I don't want to ruin this special moment.

373
00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:52,000
And I know I can count on you
for anything, right, sis?

374
00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:56,083
Pretty, cutie!

375
00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:59,208
What do you want, cutie?

376
00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:01,083
I just need a favor.

377
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:04,791
Nothing big.
I'm traveling to speak at a conference.

378
00:23:04,875 --> 00:23:10,250
It's only for two days.
And I wanted you to take care of Tommy.

379
00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:13,666
- Sure, I will.
- Great. Thank you.

380
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,541
When can I pick him up?

381
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:19,083
You can't pick him up.
Tommy needs to stay here.

382
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:20,000
Why?

383
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:23,500
Because he gets super stressed
in the car. It's really bad.

384
00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:28,708
But, honey, that makes it hard for me.
I can't stay here babysitting Tommy.

385
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:29,708
You can't?

386
00:23:30,708 --> 00:23:32,750
No, there's no… I'll…

387
00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:34,833
- You can't.
- I'll stay.

388
00:23:34,916 --> 00:23:35,750
Really?

389
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:38,708
- Really.
- Thank you, honey.

390
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,375
I love you.

391
00:23:40,458 --> 00:23:42,583
Let me tell you about his meds.

392
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:46,083
Tommy has a few things
you need to stay on top of.

393
00:23:46,166 --> 00:23:50,041
He's got a thyroid issue,
so he needs this pill.

394
00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:53,333
And I've noticed
his bowels have been a little slow,

395
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:56,250
so he needs this teeny suppository.

396
00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,166
He needs a suppository?

397
00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:01,416
Don't look now.
There are also the flower drops…

398
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:28,250
They're not answering? Again?

399
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,166
- Unbelievable.
- That's Mrs. Bia!

400
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:32,791
Hi there! Are you Mrs. Bia?

401
00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:36,958
The one who called us 83 times
saying no one came to fix the internet?

402
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:39,208
- It's a pleasure.
- Finally, huh?

403
00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:42,833
- My internet's been down for ten days.
- I should say finally.

404
00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,541
It's the seventh time
I've come here, right?

405
00:24:45,625 --> 00:24:47,708
What? My husband said no one showed up.

406
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,625
Mrs. Bia, we called,
but he never answered.

407
00:24:54,958 --> 00:24:57,083
What is it? Are you okay, ma'am?

408
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,583
- Is everything okay?
- I'm fine.

409
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,833
I'll be fine. Come with me, please.

410
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:09,750
What happened here?

411
00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:15,250
So, my husband forgot to pay the bill,
and they cut off the internet.

412
00:25:15,333 --> 00:25:18,000
I paid already, but still nothing.

413
00:25:18,083 --> 00:25:20,291
No, I mean your heart racing.

414
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:23,291
Those dark circles.
You look miserable, ma'am.

415
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,125
There's a vein popping on your neck.

416
00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:28,958
Look, I hate meddling
in people's lives, so forgive me.

417
00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:33,000
But my life only started moving forward…

418
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,625
How can I put this?

419
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:38,166
When a certain woman stepped into my life.

420
00:25:39,750 --> 00:25:43,458
No, I'm fine. Everything's okay.
Thanks for asking.

421
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,416
Have you ever heard of Goddess Pussy?

422
00:25:46,666 --> 00:25:47,500
Goddess Pussy?

423
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:50,583
You too?
It's the second time I've heard this.

424
00:25:50,666 --> 00:25:51,541
Sure you did.

425
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:53,333
When we are in need,

426
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:57,125
Goddess Pussy finds a way
to reach out to us.

427
00:26:00,041 --> 00:26:03,416
All right.
Your internet's back-up and running.

428
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:06,708
Please check it and let me know.

429
00:26:09,791 --> 00:26:10,833
That's beautiful.

430
00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:12,750
Oh dear Lord.

431
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,333
- Sorry.
- It's fine.

432
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,208
It's been so long
since anyone fixed anything for me.

433
00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:19,208
I know.

434
00:26:19,791 --> 00:26:20,666
But look,

435
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:25,416
when you mess with a woman's internet,
you mess with all of us, ma'am.

436
00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:26,791
Sign on the X.

437
00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:37,791
Honey?

438
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:40,416
Honey?

439
00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:48,458
Okay, go ahead.

440
00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:54,375
The internet lady's been here
several times, Antônio.

441
00:26:54,458 --> 00:26:58,000
You must pay more attention
to the doorbell and the intercom.

442
00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:00,458
- Did you get groceries?
- No.

443
00:27:00,541 --> 00:27:01,583
I don't get it.

444
00:27:01,666 --> 00:27:03,916
You would if you were an artist, Bia.

445
00:27:04,833 --> 00:27:08,250
I'm in my creative flow,
I can't get distracted.

446
00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:11,416
If you want an assistant, hire one.
I'm your husband.

447
00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,625
Now, check this out.

448
00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:16,583
My creativity's finally coming back. Look.

449
00:27:19,875 --> 00:27:22,666
I had such a hard day at the office today.

450
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:25,333
I've been going through so much.

451
00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:28,166
- I even felt sick today--
- Bibinha, please.

452
00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:31,875
I'm at the peak of my work here.
Let's talk about this later.

453
00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:32,833
Please.

454
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:13,625
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

455
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:15,875
I…

456
00:28:17,541 --> 00:28:20,375
I came without an appointment.

457
00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:23,416
I really need to see the doctor.
Could you please get him?

458
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,708
He's out of town.

459
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:28,000
What do you mean, he's out of town?

460
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,875
He left without telling his patients?
How could he?

461
00:28:30,958 --> 00:28:32,083
He needed a break.

462
00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:34,000
He needed a break.

463
00:28:36,833 --> 00:28:37,916
Look…

464
00:28:39,708 --> 00:28:43,625
I need a controlled prescription.
Can you give me one?

465
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:46,000
Unfortunately, I can't.

466
00:28:46,083 --> 00:28:51,916
But I really need a specific medication.
Can't you just give me one prescription?

467
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,375
It needs the doctor's stamp.

468
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,375
And his signature too, right?

469
00:28:58,708 --> 00:28:59,625
Right.

470
00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:02,375
Just one?

471
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,208
Unfortunately, I can't.

472
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,125
All right.

473
00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:33,416
Ouch!

474
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:36,166
GODDESS PUSSY

475
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:41,166
No way.

476
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:46,416
This place keeps finding me.

477
00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:05,000
Welcome, Bia.

478
00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:07,208
Welcome.

479
00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:10,250
Hi.

480
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:15,250
Wow… I'm really feeling special.

481
00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:17,333
How do you know my name?

482
00:30:17,833 --> 00:30:20,166
It's the name
on the appointment, isn't it?

483
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:21,291
- Sure.
- Yeah.

484
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:22,333
That's right.

485
00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:25,041
How are you feeling?

486
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:27,583
Well, I…

487
00:30:30,250 --> 00:30:31,625
Let me hug you.

488
00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:42,625
I'll take care of you. Come.

489
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:46,416
- Make yourself comfortable.
- Thank you.

490
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,375
Have a seat.

491
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:52,750
So… What actually happens here?

492
00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:06,333
- Tight shoulders.
- Yeah.

493
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:10,000
Tight shoulders mean
a lack of self-compassion.

494
00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:13,583
Brings on heart palpitations
and chest pain.

495
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,041
Lower back's inflamed.

496
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:25,958
This means trouble moving forward
and saying what you really think.

497
00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:38,250
Your abdomen's bloated.
Haven't you been using the bathroom?

498
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:39,375
- No.
- I see.

499
00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:42,791
Not going to the bathroom means
you're having a hard time

500
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,750
letting go of what's bad for you.

501
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,458
It's all stuck here.

502
00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:59,166
Dark circles.

503
00:32:00,708 --> 00:32:02,250
Dry breath.

504
00:32:02,958 --> 00:32:04,833
Dark circles mean insomnia.

505
00:32:04,916 --> 00:32:08,666
You can't sleep well
when you're swallowing so much crap.

506
00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:15,250
Your root chakra is sick.

507
00:32:15,833 --> 00:32:20,750
It's that crying in the shower
you can't explain.

508
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,291
A nodule near your belly button,

509
00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:25,833
a nodule in the groin…

510
00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:30,166
Looks like you haven't had
a decent orgasm in…

511
00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:35,000
eleven months, eight days, and five hours.

512
00:32:35,583 --> 00:32:36,625
That long?

513
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,208
But I'm going to fix that.

514
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:52,833
Goddess Pussy…

515
00:33:53,833 --> 00:33:54,875
Total scam.

516
00:33:56,583 --> 00:33:59,625
HURRY, YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE!!!

517
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:03,375
My phone!

518
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,416
He took my phone!

519
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:09,333
My phone! Somebody, please help me!

520
00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:10,708
He took my phone!

521
00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:14,583
Are you nuts, man? Give me back my phone!

522
00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:16,625
Give me back my phone, man!

523
00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:19,166
- You stole my phone!
- Wait!

524
00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:21,875
- Then give it back!
- Ow! Lady, stop it!

525
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,541
I'm calling the cops on you!

526
00:34:25,625 --> 00:34:27,041
Give me my phone, I'll call!

527
00:34:27,125 --> 00:34:29,125
- Give me my phone!
- I'm sorry!

528
00:34:29,208 --> 00:34:32,625
Here it is! Here's your phone.

529
00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:41,916
Wow! Amazing!

530
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:10,625
- Got a minute?
- What the heck, Bia?

531
00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:13,208
My parking spot. I want it back.

532
00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:17,208
Your parking spot was
my welcome gift to Paloma.

533
00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:20,000
And that's final.
Besides, walking is good.

534
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,541
It'll help you lose weight.

535
00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:24,916
Then why didn't you give her yours?

536
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,666
- You're being selfish.
- Am I?

537
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:27,708
Yes, you are.

538
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:31,833
But if this is such a huge issue for you,
I'll find a fair solution.

539
00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:35,041
- Great.
- So Paloma doesn't feel like a fool.

540
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:40,500
- Feel like a fool?
- Yeah.

541
00:35:42,458 --> 00:35:45,500
- I feel like a fool here, Pedro Paulo.
- Why?

542
00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:48,041
Because there was no position above mine.

543
00:35:48,125 --> 00:35:50,958
Except for yours,
the owner of the magazine.

544
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:54,125
And now, you give
my parking spot to that girl!

545
00:35:54,208 --> 00:35:55,041
No!

546
00:35:56,958 --> 00:36:00,833
This is Goddess Pussy's doing. I know it.

547
00:36:00,916 --> 00:36:05,250
- Your life is flirting with these women.
- No. What are you talking about?

548
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,916
I'm the one doing your job, Pedro Paulo.

549
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,458
For years. And my salary is the same.

550
00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:13,458
Not on me.
You know the online magazine market…

551
00:36:13,541 --> 00:36:14,541
I don't. Tell me.

552
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:16,458
…is not exactly thriving.

553
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,041
Oh yeah? Is that why you bought a BMW?

554
00:36:19,125 --> 00:36:22,958
No, the BMW is a personal sacrifice

555
00:36:23,041 --> 00:36:24,291
that I'm making.

556
00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:27,083
Because you know, in this industry,

557
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:31,416
the most important thing is
to project an image of success.

558
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,875
And I have to do that.

559
00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:36,916
Do you think it's easy
managing people with everyone watching?

560
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,958
Do you think I like it? I don't.

561
00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:42,208
You're laughing,
but I do it for the company,

562
00:36:42,291 --> 00:36:45,000
for all of you, and for you.

563
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:48,625
- Managing?
- Yeah, managing.

564
00:36:48,708 --> 00:36:50,041
- So what?
- Pedro Paulo…

565
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:53,916
Your life is eating out
at overpriced restaurants

566
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,375
with people just as pathetic as you.

567
00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:57,291
Wait a second.

568
00:36:57,375 --> 00:37:00,708
The only managing you do
is with the food you eat.

569
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,416
- Right, Mr. Belly?
- Wait. Stop it!

570
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:07,375
Like, let's be real here.
Right, Mr. Trust Fund Baby?

571
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:08,791
- Daddy's little heir.
- So?

572
00:37:08,875 --> 00:37:11,666
- It's not my fault.
- Inherited all your money.

573
00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:14,208
And I worked hard for my dad's company.

574
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:17,625
Your dad's the one who worked hard.
May he rest in peace!

575
00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:18,833
Don't talk about him.

576
00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:21,041
Actually, not sure
if he should rest in peace.

577
00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:25,541
If he raised a disaster like you,
he was probably just as sexist and dumb.

578
00:37:25,625 --> 00:37:30,166
Let's be real. You studied Business
because you had no clue what to do, right?

579
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,958
I was just a kid. I was 35.

580
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:35,250
I've been saving your ass
with sponsors for years!

581
00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:37,791
You don't respect anyone. You're pathetic!

582
00:37:37,875 --> 00:37:40,750
- You're--
- No! Calm down!

583
00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:41,833
Calm down.

584
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:44,458
I know what's going on here.

585
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:46,458
Are you PMSing?

586
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,625
- What?
- I don't know… PMS.

587
00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:52,500
Women get
a little unhinged around this time.

588
00:37:52,583 --> 00:37:55,250
Don't you all sync up? It's total madness.

589
00:37:55,333 --> 00:38:00,458
I'm not having my period,

590
00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:02,666
you moron!

591
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:04,458
Menopause?

592
00:38:05,458 --> 00:38:07,791
I don't even know when menopause starts.

593
00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:10,250
Why are you doing this? Wait, come back.

594
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,833
- Are you leaving?
- I am.

595
00:38:11,916 --> 00:38:13,000
- Why?
- I'm leaving.

596
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:16,875
Good luck, Pedro Paulo,

597
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:20,166
at being the ageist,
misogynist, and sexist owner

598
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:22,208
of a magazine for feminist women.

599
00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:24,791
Hilarious! You'll go bankrupt in one week.

600
00:38:24,875 --> 00:38:26,291
Wait, you're throwing--

601
00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:27,875
One week!

602
00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:32,166
We've just witnessed
a major drama here at Mina+!

603
00:38:32,250 --> 00:38:33,958
I said I don't want to be filmed!

604
00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:36,541
- What an attitude! Wonderful.
- Yeah?

605
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:39,166
You went there, didn't you? She's amazing!

606
00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:43,375
Girl, leave me alone! Recording everything
is so last decade, isn't it?

607
00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,833
Congrats, Bia. You passed the test.

608
00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:48,166
What test? I don't get what you say.

609
00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:50,208
And you know what? I don't care.

610
00:38:51,625 --> 00:38:52,541
What?

611
00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:54,708
Amazing.

612
00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:58,666
What have I done?

613
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,750
Bia, what happened?

614
00:39:01,291 --> 00:39:04,583
What happened, Gabriel? I'm done.

615
00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:08,833
I'm done with YouTubers,
with hashtaggers, with influencers, with…

616
00:39:09,916 --> 00:39:13,875
I'm done bending over backwards
trying to make stupid people happy!

617
00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:16,791
Breathe. You're having an anxiety attack.

618
00:39:16,875 --> 00:39:19,166
- Don't touch me!
- What's going on?

619
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:23,291
What's going on?
I've got bills to pay, Gabriel!

620
00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:26,041
I have a lazy husband
who doesn't lift a finger,

621
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:29,708
a sister who talks like a toddler
when she needs a favor,

622
00:39:29,791 --> 00:39:33,000
a jerk boss who hasn't given me
a raise in a decade!

623
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,458
- And you.
- Me?

624
00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:37,791
Yeah, you, who neither fucks me
nor leaves me alone.

625
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,583
You're the one who dumped me.

626
00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:41,000
We were teenagers.

627
00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:43,125
I gave you a thousand chances,

628
00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:46,833
but you say you're not into
independent women, right, Gabriel?

629
00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,458
Then why did I feel
something here when we hugged?

630
00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:50,458
Bia!

631
00:39:50,958 --> 00:39:55,375
What's going on? You've never--
Why are you saying these things?

632
00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:58,625
Because it's the truth, Gabriel.

633
00:39:58,708 --> 00:40:04,291
And the truth isn't always classy,
polished, and coy like Valentina, okay?

634
00:40:05,416 --> 00:40:06,541
It's the truth.

635
00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:10,791
But whatever's left
of the patriarchy in a man's heart

636
00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:13,666
will always choose a Valentina to marry.

637
00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,750
What makes you think Valentina is so coy?

638
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:21,875
Valentina is just a sweet,
polite, and kind woman.

639
00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:23,541
Hi, sweetheart.

640
00:40:24,791 --> 00:40:27,583
Is that how you see me?
A sweet, polite and kind woman.

641
00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:30,291
So do I. Sweet, polite, and kind.

642
00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:32,416
Funny, Bia. That's how I see you too.

643
00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:35,666
Actually, that's exactly how
Gabriel described you

644
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,458
when I was having a meltdown

645
00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:40,458
because he doesn't pick up after himself.

646
00:40:40,541 --> 00:40:44,833
And he said, "You should be
more sweet, polite, and kind like Bia."

647
00:40:44,916 --> 00:40:47,833
"She lives in harmony with her husband."

648
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:53,041
I'm done, okay? Done!

649
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:57,541
I'm done trying to understand
and help you! I'm done!

650
00:41:39,208 --> 00:41:40,041
Hi.

651
00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,875
Why are you following me?

652
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:44,958
Because I want to know
why you won't let me through.

653
00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:46,625
And why should I?

654
00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,625
It's called common courtesy.

655
00:41:49,208 --> 00:41:52,541
I don't give a shit
about common courtesy, you idiot.

656
00:41:52,625 --> 00:41:54,833
And if you don't want me
blocking your way,

657
00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:57,541
leave your fucking house earlier.

658
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:00,833
And get out of here
before I wreck your face.

659
00:42:03,416 --> 00:42:05,166
What's your fucking problem?

660
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:10,375
My problem is that I need
to look at your shitty face

661
00:42:10,458 --> 00:42:12,666
and let you know
you're a miserable fucker.

662
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:15,500
Neither your parents
nor your friends can stand you.

663
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,583
You can't even stand yourself.

664
00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:21,250
So you go around
polluting the air with your shitty face,

665
00:42:21,333 --> 00:42:25,375
thinking a tacky, shitty car
makes you better than everyone else.

666
00:42:25,458 --> 00:42:27,583
But no. You're just a pile of shit.

667
00:42:27,666 --> 00:42:32,083
People don't want your jewelry,
your house, or your rich, shitty face.

668
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:36,166
They just want to get to work and home.
Because they do have a life.

669
00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:40,750
Unlike you, who thinks you have a life
but are just a pathetic piece of shit.

670
00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:01,791
I don't know what
that Goddess Pussy did to me.

671
00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:05,666
I'm fine, but if someone triggers me,
I turn into The Hulk.

672
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:07,333
Just be careful, okay?

673
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:10,541
I checked her social media,
and she has no followers.

674
00:43:10,625 --> 00:43:13,458
I've done things I never thought I could.

675
00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:18,250
And there I was, at Pedro Paulo's office
telling him everything I was feeling,

676
00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:21,041
everything that came to mind right there.

677
00:43:21,125 --> 00:43:23,916
Can you imagine me making a scene?

678
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,916
You know I can't make a scene, right?

679
00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:31,291
- Roberta!
- Yes! I'm sorry.

680
00:43:31,875 --> 00:43:34,250
Tiago threatened to block me, and he did.

681
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:37,250
- What a jerk!
- Girl, please. Listen.

682
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:40,375
Can you look me in the eye
while we're talking? Huh?

683
00:43:41,625 --> 00:43:42,833
- Roberta?
- Yes.

684
00:43:42,916 --> 00:43:45,291
- Are you listening?
- I am. Go ahead.

685
00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:47,291
- What did I just say?
- Go ahead.

686
00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,333
No. What did I just say, Roberta?

687
00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:52,458
You must understand
I'm also not okay. Give it back!

688
00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:54,208
Give it back, Bia.

689
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,750
Listen, Roberta.

690
00:43:55,833 --> 00:44:00,000
Every time I have a problem,

691
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,625
you can't look me in the eye.

692
00:44:02,708 --> 00:44:05,958
You're always focused
on your own issues, you know?

693
00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:09,166
The truth is, Roberta,
you only care about yourself.

694
00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,541
Like you're the only one with problems,

695
00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:16,416
the only one who feels lonely
and needs a friend to vent to.

696
00:44:16,500 --> 00:44:18,333
But listen up, Roberta.

697
00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:19,875
No one can stand you.

698
00:44:19,958 --> 00:44:23,375
You're so self-centered,
spoiled, and selfish.

699
00:44:23,958 --> 00:44:27,625
And what will you do? Leave?
Or block me like Tiago did?

700
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:28,958
I'm such an idiot.

701
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:31,958
Perfect.
And we're talking about you again.

702
00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:33,083
Okay. Fine.

703
00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:36,333
His grandma unblocked me. Is that a sign?

704
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:39,666
Stop…

705
00:44:40,291 --> 00:44:42,458
Bia, please.

706
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:44,375
Bia!

707
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:49,250
Why did you do this?
You know I'm still paying for that phone!

708
00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:50,333
- Roberta!
- I…

709
00:44:51,083 --> 00:44:54,916
Next time we get together to talk,

710
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,875
listen to what I have to say.

711
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:48,416
Fuck!

712
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:55,458
Antônio, your son turned
my living room into a war zone.

713
00:45:55,541 --> 00:45:58,041
- Go talk to him now!
- Let's celebrate.

714
00:45:58,125 --> 00:45:59,916
My creativity's finally back.

715
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,958
- I'm talking to you.
- I'm talking to you too.

716
00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:05,333
Relax. You're way too tense.

717
00:46:05,416 --> 00:46:09,250
Then help me relax
by teaching your son some manners.

718
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,166
Okay. But see how amazing it is

719
00:46:11,250 --> 00:46:15,083
when an artist's creativity
finally flows back after five years.

720
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:19,208
Check it out.

721
00:46:20,583 --> 00:46:23,875
Nice. You can go back
to your painting later.

722
00:46:23,958 --> 00:46:27,166
- But you didn't even look--
- Focus. I'm talking to you.

723
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:31,333
- Your son skipped school again.
- So what? He's a young adult.

724
00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:34,208
You never did that at his age?

725
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,291
Doing nothing is not doing something.

726
00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:39,125
Doing nothing is contemplating life, Bia.

727
00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,791
It's surrendering,
letting go, and relaxing.

728
00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:46,041
Not everything in life
has to be tense, boring, and gray.

729
00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:47,208
Just relax.

730
00:46:47,833 --> 00:46:49,875
Got it. Relax, right?

731
00:46:49,958 --> 00:46:51,666
- That's it.
- You want me to relax?

732
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:53,166
- Sure.
- I'll relax, then.

733
00:46:53,666 --> 00:46:55,291
- There.
- It's what you want.

734
00:46:55,375 --> 00:46:57,375
- Please.
- So I'll relax.

735
00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:01,166
I'm gonna be so relaxed now. Wow.

736
00:47:01,791 --> 00:47:05,458
I'm gonna turn into an animal,
that's how relaxed I'll be.

737
00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:11,041
An animal who can't pay bills,
who can't go to the grocery store.

738
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,291
- I knew you'd do this.
- An animal just like you.

739
00:47:13,375 --> 00:47:16,416
Don't start, Bia.
I'm the one who can complain.

740
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:17,875
Then go ahead, please.

741
00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:21,500
Just look at how
we used to be at the start.

742
00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:25,583
We used to be close
and have great sex all the time.

743
00:47:25,666 --> 00:47:27,250
You were crazy about me.

744
00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:31,416
And now you come in here
talking to me like I'm your brother, your…

745
00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,333
Son.

746
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,666
- I wasn't gonna say that.
- Yeah, a son.

747
00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:36,750
Only for a son would I take this crap.

748
00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:39,333
But only until they're about four,

749
00:47:39,416 --> 00:47:42,416
because by five,
they're more helpful than you.

750
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,500
That's enough.

751
00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,958
By three,
they're painting better than you.

752
00:47:47,041 --> 00:47:49,166
- What?
- Whose art is three shitty lines.

753
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:52,916
What are you talking about?
You know nothing about art.

754
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,916
I won't waste my time explaining
that these are not shitty lines.

755
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,958
Okay? Behind these three shitty lines,
there's a lot of pain, Bia.

756
00:48:01,541 --> 00:48:02,375
Pain?

757
00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:04,083
Pain.

758
00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:09,166
Pain is what I feel right here,
from carrying you on my back.

759
00:48:10,333 --> 00:48:13,000
I've been paying the rent for a year

760
00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:16,291
because you're uninspired
and can't find a job.

761
00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:17,291
This is my job.

762
00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:22,208
And I still have to put up with
your useless, miserable son living here!

763
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:26,500
His mother shipped him here
because even she can't stand him.

764
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:28,541
And I'm done.

765
00:48:28,625 --> 00:48:30,583
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying…

766
00:48:30,666 --> 00:48:31,666
Pay attention.

767
00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:34,583
- Get out of this house now.
- What?

768
00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:37,166
And take that pain in the ass with you.

769
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:39,750
Don't… Nicolas, she didn't mean that.

770
00:48:40,333 --> 00:48:42,125
Why talk to a kid like that?

771
00:48:42,208 --> 00:48:44,333
Kid? Wasn't he a young adult?

772
00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:48,458
- All I said is true!
- Hey! Can we please calm down?

773
00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:51,333
Let's calm down.
We're not getting anywhere.

774
00:48:51,416 --> 00:48:53,750
Enough. I know what's going on here.

775
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:54,666
I'm…

776
00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,166
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.

777
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,583
Promise you won't be mad?

778
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,041
I'm already mad.

779
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:04,958
Promise not to be madder?

780
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,250
Just ask.

781
00:49:08,458 --> 00:49:09,541
You have your period?

782
00:49:15,791 --> 00:49:20,041
Why is it that every time
a woman gets pissed,

783
00:49:21,916 --> 00:49:24,875
men think she has her period?

784
00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:27,666
- What a stupid idea.
- It's not stupid, Bia.

785
00:49:27,750 --> 00:49:31,416
We know how sensitive you get
during this time. That's all.

786
00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,333
Nothing absurd in that.

787
00:49:33,416 --> 00:49:35,458
- Got it. Sensitive, right?
- Right.

788
00:49:35,541 --> 00:49:39,416
I get super sensitive, right?
Sensitivity. Such a pretty word.

789
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,625
Sensitivity. Artists love using that word.

790
00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,875
Well, let me show you, then.

791
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:47,458
- Let me show you.
- Stop, Bia. I'm serious.

792
00:49:47,541 --> 00:49:49,541
I'll show you my sensitivity.

793
00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:51,458
- What's going on?
- I'll show you.

794
00:49:51,541 --> 00:49:53,666
Bia, this isn't funny. Stop, Bia!

795
00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:55,750
- I'm so sensitive!
- Bia! What the hell?

796
00:49:55,833 --> 00:49:57,208
- Awesome!
- What is this?

797
00:49:57,291 --> 00:49:59,291
- I love being an artist!
- Bia, please!

798
00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:01,916
- This is my life!
- I'll scribble all over your life!

799
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,916
Wow! Get ready, I'll throw you
an art exhibition in two hours!

800
00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:08,833
Bia! Stop!

801
00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:11,041
My eyes, Bia!

802
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:19,458
Sensitive!

803
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,791
This apartment was dope, Dad.

804
00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:32,041
She'll calm down.
It's that time of the month.

805
00:50:32,125 --> 00:50:36,166
I don't have my period!

806
00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:40,083
- Let's go before she throws stuff.
- Okay.

807
00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:46,791
BLESSED BY THE GODDESS

808
00:51:43,666 --> 00:51:45,041
Did you bring the ice?

809
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:48,041
What ice? I wanna talk to Laura.

810
00:51:48,125 --> 00:51:50,083
You mean DJ Laurex?

811
00:51:50,166 --> 00:51:52,541
Yeah, the DJ! That's right, the DJ!

812
00:51:52,625 --> 00:51:55,875
Wait. Didn't you trip over me
the other day?

813
00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:57,500
Excuse me. Let me through.

814
00:51:58,625 --> 00:51:59,625
Laura!

815
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:03,083
Excuse me.

816
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,833
Excuse me, lady. Hey!

817
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:08,958
Hey, Laura!

818
00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,333
LOGIN: BIASPLACE
PASSWORD: BIA1234

819
00:52:17,791 --> 00:52:19,458
No wonder it's so slow.

820
00:52:33,041 --> 00:52:34,166
Laura!

821
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,625
Take them off. I'm talking.

822
00:52:36,708 --> 00:52:38,791
No lip-reading. Listen.

823
00:52:38,875 --> 00:52:41,916
- Laura, I want to sleep.
- What?

824
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:47,541
And I will sleep tonight. Okay, Laura?
Even if I have to do something drastic.

825
00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:48,666
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah!

826
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:51,708
Like what? Calling the cops?

827
00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:53,916
What's up, fellas?

828
00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:57,541
Or maybe call Mr. Fernando,
the building manager?

829
00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:00,750
There he is! That's right, Mr. Fernando!

830
00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:04,083
Or what? Call Hélio, the doorman?

831
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:07,041
Watch out, Hélio!
Last time I had to carry you!

832
00:53:08,208 --> 00:53:12,833
Or Rosane, the assistant manager?
It seems her mouth's kinda busy right now.

833
00:53:12,916 --> 00:53:14,625
I can see that, Laura.

834
00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:19,000
But listen, I'm… feeling really weird.

835
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:24,416
I'm scared of myself.
So… turn the music down now.

836
00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:31,625
Here comes the drop! Here it comes…

837
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:32,666
Laura!

838
00:53:38,875 --> 00:53:41,000
{\an8}MOMMY'S ON FIRE AND THIS PARTY'S LIT!

839
00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:45,291
- Jeez, what a psycho! It's just a party!
- Chill, lady!

840
00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:47,000
"It's just a party."

841
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,208
- What?
- Go home, bitter lady!

842
00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:50,500
What? Seriously.

843
00:53:50,583 --> 00:53:51,416
Excuse me.

844
00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:56,875
The music is back on!

845
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,375
Excuse me.

846
00:54:02,833 --> 00:54:06,166
ETHYL ALCOHOL

847
00:54:14,666 --> 00:54:15,958
Brought the ice?

848
00:54:16,041 --> 00:54:18,250
I brought something better.

849
00:54:35,291 --> 00:54:37,000
What's that?

850
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:42,541
No! What the heck, Bia?
For God's sake, it isn't paid for yet!

851
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:45,083
What the heck, Bia?

852
00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:46,416
Bia, no!

853
00:54:47,041 --> 00:54:51,875
Bia, I'll turn it down.
It's down, it's super low.

854
00:54:51,958 --> 00:54:54,833
No!

855
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:57,791
- For God's sake, Bia!
- Go home, you lunatic!

856
00:54:57,875 --> 00:55:00,541
Hey, everyone. Time to leave.

857
00:55:00,625 --> 00:55:05,208
Party's over. Can you take this?
Do you want a sip?

858
00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:08,458
What, sweetie? Hey, don't threaten me.

859
00:55:08,541 --> 00:55:10,250
Check this out.

860
00:55:10,333 --> 00:55:12,000
Your guests are upset.

861
00:55:12,083 --> 00:55:14,833
Hurry, guys! It's over!
Didn't you understand?

862
00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:17,041
- Seriously?
- I need to find my phone.

863
00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:19,166
Laura.

864
00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:21,125
- Put that down.
- What?

865
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:22,916
No!

866
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:23,833
This?

867
00:55:23,916 --> 00:55:25,583
- No.
- You didn't like this?

868
00:55:25,666 --> 00:55:27,916
- Let's see.
- Put that out.

869
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Let's see.

870
00:55:30,083 --> 00:55:32,000
- Put it out.
- Laura, honey…

871
00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:37,000
Threatening a home
with a mother and two kids?

872
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,875
A family home, you know, girl?

873
00:55:38,958 --> 00:55:39,958
Oh, man.

874
00:55:40,666 --> 00:55:42,458
Go to bed. That's it.

875
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:46,958
Because tomorrow you've got
that ugly-ass hair bun to do. Okay?

876
00:57:20,791 --> 00:57:21,625
Ouch!

877
00:57:37,416 --> 00:57:38,416
The cat!

878
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,833
{\an8}SISTER BÁRBARA
HI, SIS!

879
00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:43,291
{\an8}MISSED CALL
SISTER BÁRBARA

880
00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:44,458
{\an8}MISSED CALL
GABRIEL

881
00:57:44,541 --> 00:57:46,833
{\an8}SISTER BÁRBARA
MISSING TOMMY SO MUCH!

882
00:57:46,916 --> 00:57:49,083
{\an8}GABRIEL
CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN

883
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,500
{\an8}SISTER BÁRBARA
BIA, WE NEED TO TALK ASAP

884
00:57:51,583 --> 00:57:53,291
{\an8}SISTER BÁRBARA
I'M ALMOST HOME

885
00:57:53,375 --> 00:57:55,041
{\an8}SISTER BÁRBARA
WHERE ARE YOU?

886
00:57:57,375 --> 00:57:58,500
Tommy?

887
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:03,125
Come here, kitty.

888
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,666
Where's that cat? Come here.

889
00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:13,416
Hey! Tommy?

890
00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,083
Come.

891
00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:18,791
Hey, Tommy.

892
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:22,458
Here, you lazy boy.

893
00:58:28,791 --> 00:58:30,500
No.

894
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,166
No, damn it.

895
00:58:42,791 --> 00:58:43,625
No…

896
00:58:54,416 --> 00:58:55,625
Damn it.

897
00:58:56,791 --> 00:58:59,541
Sis, what a surprise!

898
00:58:59,625 --> 00:59:02,375
The surprise's on me. You got back fast.

899
00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:06,000
How's my baby boy?
Did you miss Mommy, my love?

900
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:07,625
Tell me, how was the trip?

901
00:59:07,708 --> 00:59:10,416
It was good. Let me see my baby boy.

902
00:59:10,500 --> 00:59:12,583
This little guy missed you a lot.

903
00:59:12,666 --> 00:59:14,625
Let me hold him.

904
00:59:14,708 --> 00:59:18,375
Sis, you must be tired.
Go take a shower, unpack.

905
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:20,083
You can get him after that.

906
00:59:20,166 --> 00:59:23,625
I am tired. But let me get
one little sniff of his neck.

907
00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:26,958
That's not even a thing on cats.
You know that.

908
00:59:27,041 --> 00:59:31,041
He likes being in my arms.
Just let him stay with me a little longer.

909
00:59:31,125 --> 00:59:34,083
- Give me my cat, Bia.
- Is Porto Alegre nice? Cold? Hot?

910
00:59:34,166 --> 00:59:36,083
I've never been there.
Do people look good?

911
00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:38,875
Just give me my cat already!
Stop acting crazy.

912
00:59:38,958 --> 00:59:42,125
Come here, my baby, my Tommy, my love.

913
00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:43,083
Tommy?

914
00:59:43,875 --> 00:59:45,666
Tommy?

915
00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:47,708
Wait… Tommy?

916
00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:50,083
- Tommy?
- I'm sorry, sis.

917
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:51,666
I found him like this.

918
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:52,666
Like this how?

919
00:59:53,875 --> 00:59:56,958
- What did you do to him?
- I didn't do anything…

920
00:59:57,750 --> 00:59:59,208
Tommy's dead?

921
01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,708
- Did you give him his meds?
- I forgot.

922
01:00:03,791 --> 01:00:07,208
You forgot to give him his meds?

923
01:00:08,666 --> 01:00:12,500
If you couldn't watch him, why not say so?
I'd have asked someone else.

924
01:00:12,583 --> 01:00:16,250
Someone else? I've been handling
your problems my whole life.

925
01:00:17,875 --> 01:00:19,125
So Tommy's a problem?

926
01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:23,208
- You know it's hard to say no to you.
- Better to say yes and kill Tommy?

927
01:00:23,291 --> 01:00:25,500
What? I didn't kill--

928
01:00:25,583 --> 01:00:28,916
Look, I screwed up, okay?
I didn't give him the meds.

929
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:32,083
But come on, it's just a cat, not a child.

930
01:00:36,291 --> 01:00:37,291
What did you say?

931
01:00:38,416 --> 01:00:39,458
I'm sorry.

932
01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:44,500
I know you think I'm pathetic.
But not everyone has your perfect life.

933
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:48,333
Not everyone has
a handsome artist for a husband,

934
01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:50,875
works at a magazine, or is pretty.

935
01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:56,541
Sorry if I'm just someone who has… a pet.

936
01:00:56,625 --> 01:00:59,375
- That's not what I meant.
- What did you mean, then?

937
01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,375
You know what?

938
01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:08,916
You really are pathetic.

939
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,791
Look at your place.

940
01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:14,875
Covered in this cat's photos.
A cat wearing clothes, dressing up.

941
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:18,458
A cat is a cat! People are people!

942
01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:23,333
Fuck's sake, your cat was old and died.
It's not the end of the world!

943
01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:29,291
Crap. I'm sorry.

944
01:01:29,375 --> 01:01:31,708
I'm so confused.
I don't even know what I'm saying.

945
01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:35,083
- I'm sorry.
- How dare you say that to me?

946
01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:36,750
I'm your sister.

947
01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:41,583
You've always known
I prefer animals to people. You know why?

948
01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:43,833
Because people are cruel.

949
01:01:46,208 --> 01:01:48,625
- I just didn't expect you'd be…
- A person.

950
01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:51,541
Finally.

951
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:54,166
Yeah.

952
01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:57,041
That's it, I'm a person. I'm…

953
01:01:59,291 --> 01:02:01,875
Do you know how many years I spent

954
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:07,250
forcing myself to be this sweet,
cute, smart, and kind little robot?

955
01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:09,666
I didn't get shit out of it.

956
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:13,500
Actually, I did get a deadbeat husband,
an asshole of a boss,

957
01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:15,208
a one-way friendship.

958
01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:17,958
You, the pet mom.

959
01:02:18,625 --> 01:02:19,750
I'm sorry.

960
01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:23,208
- Get out of my house.
- I didn't mean that. I'm sorry.

961
01:02:23,291 --> 01:02:25,000
Get out of my sight!

962
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:26,375
Leave!

963
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:12,500
Bia?

964
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:15,583
Is everything okay?

965
01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:17,916
No.

966
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:22,500
I need you to undo
whatever it is you did to me.

967
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:25,416
But I didn't do anything. It was all you.

968
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,708
No way. I'm not this person.

969
01:03:28,291 --> 01:03:30,791
Why did that massage have this effect?

970
01:03:30,875 --> 01:03:34,125
I don't go around
offending and lashing out at people.

971
01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:37,041
Some people, out of fear,

972
01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:42,625
hide their softer,
more human, more peaceful side.

973
01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:46,208
But you, on the other hand,
were close to getting ill

974
01:03:46,291 --> 01:03:50,541
with all that anger, hate,
and frustration you were bottling up.

975
01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:52,875
I get it. Fine.

976
01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:57,083
But I need my friends. I need my job.

977
01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,958
I want to go back to swallowing it all.

978
01:04:00,041 --> 01:04:03,791
That's how one survives in this world,
and I want to live here.

979
01:04:04,625 --> 01:04:07,458
That chest pain, is it gone?

980
01:04:09,833 --> 01:04:10,666
It is.

981
01:04:11,708 --> 01:04:17,000
That anxiety you felt,
the insomnia, the palpitation,

982
01:04:17,083 --> 01:04:19,458
the crying in the shower for no reason,

983
01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:22,916
the chest pain,
the body aches, the constipation,

984
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,250
the desperation for medication…

985
01:04:25,833 --> 01:04:26,666
All gone?

986
01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,375
Yeah, that's all gone.

987
01:04:29,458 --> 01:04:32,083
Then why the complaints? You're cured.

988
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:34,875
No.

989
01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:38,791
I'm hurting the people I love.

990
01:04:41,916 --> 01:04:44,125
People can't handle the truth, Bia.

991
01:04:44,833 --> 01:04:46,500
They're not ready for it.

992
01:04:47,291 --> 01:04:50,791
But that's life. Next day,
you apologize, and life moves on.

993
01:04:51,708 --> 01:04:52,541
No.

994
01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:57,541
I want to go back to how I was before.

995
01:04:58,583 --> 01:05:00,833
That's hard, Bia. I can't do that.

996
01:05:01,791 --> 01:05:05,583
I mean it, come on.
I need you to fix whatever you did.

997
01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:07,416
I didn't do anything.

998
01:05:08,166 --> 01:05:09,333
You did this.

999
01:05:09,916 --> 01:05:13,875
You created all this.
And I'm sure you liked it, didn't you?

1000
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:16,750
It depends.

1001
01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:20,500
So that's all you've got to say?

1002
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,000
No. There's one more thing I want to say.

1003
01:05:23,708 --> 01:05:26,083
You are the priority.

1004
01:05:27,416 --> 01:05:29,833
You, Bia, are the priority.

1005
01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,250
Don't forget that.

1006
01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:49,875
{\an8}WILL YOU ADOPT ME?

1007
01:05:52,541 --> 01:05:53,375
Sure.

1008
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:12,708
Go ahead. You can go.

1009
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,375
Who is it?

1010
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:54,750
Hey, honey. It's me, your sister.

1011
01:06:54,833 --> 01:06:57,000
Sister? I don't have one.

1012
01:06:58,875 --> 01:07:02,875
Open up, please.
I brought you a little something.

1013
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,916
Unless it's my cat alive,
I couldn't care less.

1014
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:11,125
Bárbara, please. Open the door.
Just for two minutes.

1015
01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:18,916
- Not gonna let me in?
- No, out of respect for Tommy.

1016
01:07:21,541 --> 01:07:23,541
- What was that?
- Well…

1017
01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:26,291
That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

1018
01:07:28,916 --> 01:07:33,833
I know he won't replace Tommy.
But I just adopted him for you.

1019
01:07:35,625 --> 01:07:37,625
Dear Lord. You're such an asshole!

1020
01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:41,708
You think pets are like furniture.
We get a new one, and it's fine.

1021
01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:45,416
No, I know it doesn't work like that.
Just look at him.

1022
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:48,583
There's no way I'm looking at this…

1023
01:07:48,666 --> 01:07:51,791
Oh my God! You're an evil bastard.

1024
01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:53,500
He's so cute!

1025
01:07:53,583 --> 01:07:56,708
Oh my God. Come here to Mommy.

1026
01:07:56,791 --> 01:08:01,875
I'm sorry, my baby.
Oh my, I'm gonna love you so much.

1027
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,708
Oh my God.

1028
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:08,291
He's all cuddled up. Look at that.

1029
01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:09,333
He's so cute.

1030
01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:10,333
Yeah.

1031
01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:12,291
I'm sorry, okay?

1032
01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:16,166
I'm sorry for the way
I spoke to you that day.

1033
01:08:16,250 --> 01:08:20,833
I'm sorry about Tommy.
I feel very guilty, I was an idiot.

1034
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,500
I'm sorry. I love you, okay?

1035
01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:27,708
I need to tell you something.
The vet came over…

1036
01:08:28,208 --> 01:08:33,375
According to him, Tommy had
a heart attack due to being overweight.

1037
01:08:33,458 --> 01:08:36,000
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.

1038
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:41,000
Yeah. So, it's partly my fault,
but partly yours, since you weren't here.

1039
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:42,000
True.

1040
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:44,416
And about what you said,

1041
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:47,583
you're still a terrible person,
but you're my sister.

1042
01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:49,208
I'll always love you.

1043
01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:51,458
We'll always love you.

1044
01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:54,791
- I'm so glad.
- But we're never going to Aunt Bia's.

1045
01:08:54,875 --> 01:08:57,333
- She's a monster!
- Hey! That's a lie.

1046
01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:58,833
- It's true.
- It's not.

1047
01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:01,041
- Wanna stay for a bit?
- I can't.

1048
01:09:01,125 --> 01:09:03,416
I have something important to do.

1049
01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:04,333
- Okay?
- Okay.

1050
01:09:04,416 --> 01:09:05,791
- I'll come back.
- Okay.

1051
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:08,000
Say bye to your auntie.

1052
01:09:08,083 --> 01:09:09,750
- Bye.
- Bye, Auntie.

1053
01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:12,125
Hey, my sweetheart.

1054
01:09:35,625 --> 01:09:38,958
Really? Oh, that's great!

1055
01:09:39,041 --> 01:09:42,166
Just the person
we were missing at our celebration.

1056
01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:43,333
Celebration?

1057
01:09:43,416 --> 01:09:47,000
- Yes.
- I see no reason to celebrate, you know?

1058
01:09:48,166 --> 01:09:52,666
With Pedro Paulo running the magazine
without me, it'll go bankrupt fast.

1059
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:54,666
My advice? Run while you can.

1060
01:09:54,750 --> 01:10:00,458
Anyway, I'm here to resign.
What do I need to sign?

1061
01:10:00,541 --> 01:10:04,958
A lot. There are tons of things
for you to sign, but for your promotion.

1062
01:10:05,041 --> 01:10:07,666
You passed the test
to become my business partner, Bia.

1063
01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:14,458
- Where's Pedro Paulo?
- I bought the magazine and fired him.

1064
01:10:15,041 --> 01:10:15,916
No way.

1065
01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,083
What? That's impossible!

1066
01:10:18,166 --> 01:10:22,583
The investors are
a bunch of old, sexist men.

1067
01:10:22,666 --> 01:10:25,583
How did you get them to back you?

1068
01:10:25,666 --> 01:10:28,708
All the girls at Mina+
went to see Goddess Pussy.

1069
01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:33,708
Then they filed complaints about him.
After that, the board easily agreed.

1070
01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:35,458
So what do you say?

1071
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:36,916
Are you in, or not?

1072
01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:42,416
Well, first of all,
I'm honored by the offer

1073
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:48,041
and honestly super embarrassed
for judging you without even knowing you.

1074
01:10:48,125 --> 01:10:49,750
My mistake. I'm sorry.

1075
01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:52,208
But I think…

1076
01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:56,375
we see things
really differently, you know?

1077
01:10:56,458 --> 01:10:59,000
No, Bia. I need a woman like you.

1078
01:10:59,083 --> 01:11:02,583
I need someone who believes
in stories longer than two lines.

1079
01:11:02,666 --> 01:11:05,500
Someone who'll fight
for an in-depth interview.

1080
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:07,416
We make a good team, Bia.

1081
01:11:08,166 --> 01:11:09,333
Will you think about it?

1082
01:11:11,791 --> 01:11:14,125
Fine. I promise I'll think about it.

1083
01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:15,750
And about your videos…

1084
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:19,375
with the sound on,
they're actually amazing.

1085
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:21,000
No! Wait!

1086
01:11:21,083 --> 01:11:23,458
- Please let me film this!
- I knew it. No.

1087
01:11:23,541 --> 01:11:25,250
No, turn that off.

1088
01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:26,541
- Come on…
- Paloma?

1089
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:29,541
Can I have a word with Bia?

1090
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,375
Excuse me.

1091
01:11:38,041 --> 01:11:38,875
Gabriel.

1092
01:11:39,458 --> 01:11:41,666
- What's up, Bia?
- Hey. Hold on.

1093
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:45,208
Let me apologize
for the things I said the other day.

1094
01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:50,291
Not that I regret them,
but my tone was way off.

1095
01:11:50,375 --> 01:11:55,708
I also want to say that I hope
you and Valentina are really happy.

1096
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,833
- All right.
- And… Were you also fired?

1097
01:12:00,916 --> 01:12:03,833
No.

1098
01:12:03,916 --> 01:12:08,083
She said she's keeping me on the team,
but she'll keep an eye on me.

1099
01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:09,083
Nice.

1100
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:11,666
I like her more each day.

1101
01:12:12,666 --> 01:12:16,500
One more thing, Bia.
Valentina said she wanted a break.

1102
01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:21,083
Which I actually loved.
And I loved it because I was…

1103
01:12:21,583 --> 01:12:24,166
I'm confused,
my head's all over the place.

1104
01:12:24,750 --> 01:12:27,375
Anyway… Have dinner with me tonight?

1105
01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:29,958
Gabriel, I don't…

1106
01:12:30,708 --> 01:12:32,041
I don't know.

1107
01:12:33,916 --> 01:12:36,500
I'm not a sweet woman, okay?

1108
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:39,250
And I think there's no going back.

1109
01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:42,666
I kind of like being this way.

1110
01:12:43,708 --> 01:12:47,833
Even if it's messy, intense,

1111
01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,083
and even with all these…

1112
01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:55,041
different things
and changes happening in my life, I…

1113
01:12:57,791 --> 01:13:00,291
I don't have that chest pain anymore.

1114
01:13:00,958 --> 01:13:02,166
And that…

1115
01:13:02,958 --> 01:13:04,041
is amazing.

1116
01:13:04,625 --> 01:13:07,291
I want you just the way you are, Bia.
I always did.

1117
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:10,083
I've never got over you.

1118
01:13:14,166 --> 01:13:15,500
I'll call you later.

1119
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,625
- What is this?
- Come here. Surprise.

1120
01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:35,916
Open the fridge.

1121
01:13:49,833 --> 01:13:50,875
Now, come here.

1122
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:53,458
Put your hand here.

1123
01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:01,208
It's…

1124
01:14:02,166 --> 01:14:05,666
warm. I paid the bill.
You don't have to worry anymore.

1125
01:14:06,541 --> 01:14:09,750
You'll cry from happiness now.
Come to the living room.

1126
01:14:10,250 --> 01:14:11,125
Come see.

1127
01:14:11,916 --> 01:14:12,791
Come, Bia!

1128
01:14:15,500 --> 01:14:16,916
It's called, "Bia…"

1129
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:19,041
"I love you."

1130
01:14:19,541 --> 01:14:20,583
Right.

1131
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:25,208
And this red line is supposed to be
some tribute to my period?

1132
01:14:25,291 --> 01:14:28,541
- No, Bia. I'm sorry, okay?
- My PMS?

1133
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:34,250
Let's start fresh? Because you also said
some pretty harsh things I didn't forget.

1134
01:14:34,750 --> 01:14:36,791
- So, Antônio…
- Don't! Hold on.

1135
01:14:36,875 --> 01:14:38,625
Last surprise. I promise.

1136
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:40,125
Last step. Come here.

1137
01:14:42,875 --> 01:14:45,416
I made your favorite pasta. <i>Puttanesca.</i>

1138
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:50,958
Shall we eat?

1139
01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:53,541
In peace, like old times.

1140
01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:55,708
That's delicious.

1141
01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:00,000
Who's the prettiest?

1142
01:15:02,291 --> 01:15:04,125
Did you like the pasta I made you?

1143
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:05,708
I'm done.

1144
01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:08,500
Eat a little more.
It's your favorite pasta.

1145
01:15:08,583 --> 01:15:09,708
I'm done with you.

1146
01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:17,208
I'm done with the pasta,
I'm done with this life we've been living.

1147
01:15:17,291 --> 01:15:18,166
No, Bia.

1148
01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:22,333
- It's over, Antônio.
- No, give me a chance. I can change.

1149
01:15:22,416 --> 01:15:23,458
I believe you.

1150
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:26,958
I really do. People can change.

1151
01:15:27,041 --> 01:15:30,125
And it will be great for you,
but in another relationship.

1152
01:15:30,208 --> 01:15:34,791
Because this can't go on. I…

1153
01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,541
I stopped loving you.

1154
01:15:39,083 --> 01:15:40,833
My love is gone.

1155
01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:42,583
Things end.

1156
01:15:42,666 --> 01:15:44,291
No. But things come back.

1157
01:15:44,875 --> 01:15:46,250
Things come back, Bia.

1158
01:15:46,333 --> 01:15:50,000
My creativity, for example,
it was gone, but it did come back.

1159
01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:52,041
And it came back stronger, honey.

1160
01:15:52,958 --> 01:15:54,416
Things come back, Bia.

1161
01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:56,583
Trust me.

1162
01:15:58,958 --> 01:16:01,541
I never thought I'd say this.

1163
01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:06,000
But I'm even tired
of that handsome face of yours.

1164
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:13,083
Remember when we started dating?

1165
01:16:14,083 --> 01:16:16,375
We used to have sex all the time.

1166
01:16:17,541 --> 01:16:18,791
It was all so good.

1167
01:16:21,916 --> 01:16:23,500
Don't throw that away, Bia.

1168
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:27,083
I remember the end of our marriage,

1169
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:29,958
when we stopped having sex
because things got so bad.

1170
01:16:31,416 --> 01:16:32,250
It's over.

1171
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:34,875
It's over.

1172
01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:45,750
- Wait. Where are you going?
- Downstairs.

1173
01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:47,958
I'll hang out there so you have time

1174
01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:51,083
to wash the dishes,
grab your stuff, and leave.

1175
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,166
- Boo!
- Oh, Mrs. Bia!

1176
01:17:20,291 --> 01:17:22,958
Listen, when Antônio leaves,

1177
01:17:23,041 --> 01:17:26,250
tell him he's never
to set foot in this building again.

1178
01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:29,166
- Yes, ma'am.
- Neither him nor his obnoxious son.

1179
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:31,208
- Yes, ma'am.
- Understood?

1180
01:17:31,291 --> 01:17:33,166
- Yes, ma'am.
- Excellent. Great.

1181
01:17:33,958 --> 01:17:35,416
VALENTINA
BIA, THIS IS VALENTINA.

1182
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,000
CAN YOU COME DOWN SO WE CAN TALK?

1183
01:17:53,666 --> 01:17:54,708
- Hey.
- Get in.

1184
01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:03,333
What's this, Valentina?

1185
01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:10,250
So, Bia. I came here
because I wanted to apologize.

1186
01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,750
I think I've been a fake this whole time.

1187
01:18:13,833 --> 01:18:17,375
The truth is, I don't like you.
And you've always known that.

1188
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:19,583
And I've always known that you knew.

1189
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:23,625
I just wanted to come here in person
and tell you this.

1190
01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:25,625
All right, Valentina.

1191
01:18:26,166 --> 01:18:29,500
You don't like me. Fine.
I can live with that. It's okay.

1192
01:18:29,583 --> 01:18:31,291
Open the door for me, please.

1193
01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:33,125
No. I can't.

1194
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:35,750
Actually, there's more
I want to say to you.

1195
01:18:35,833 --> 01:18:40,375
I want to say you're an arrogant bitch
for judging me all this time.

1196
01:18:40,458 --> 01:18:43,458
Yes, my family used to have money.
But they went broke.

1197
01:18:43,541 --> 01:18:47,166
And I bust my ass to pay for
my brother's college and support my mom

1198
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:52,208
while you look down on me,
acting all superior.

1199
01:18:52,291 --> 01:18:54,250
Because you work at a magazine?

1200
01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:56,583
Damn, Valentina.

1201
01:18:57,416 --> 01:18:58,625
You saw Goddess Pussy.

1202
01:18:59,541 --> 01:19:00,416
How do you know?

1203
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,875
It's all over your face.

1204
01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:05,916
From the outside,
it's a beautiful thing to see.

1205
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:08,583
I can't believe it. Bia, you saw her too?

1206
01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:13,125
Of course. How do you think
I told Pedro Paulo the truth to his face?

1207
01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:15,333
- Damn!
- That's insane!

1208
01:19:15,416 --> 01:19:16,291
I'm sorry.

1209
01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:18,250
I'm sorry for judging you.

1210
01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,916
- No…
- Okay? I mean it, I'm sorry.

1211
01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:22,416
I like you.

1212
01:19:22,500 --> 01:19:23,416
You do?

1213
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,625
I think I can live with that.

1214
01:19:27,625 --> 01:19:29,916
- Wow, Goddess Pussy.
- Oh my…

1215
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:32,791
- Don't men love when we hate each other?
- Yeah.

1216
01:19:32,875 --> 01:19:34,666
Gabriel used to say I couldn't hate you

1217
01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:39,500
because strong emotions
would leave wrinkles on my pretty face.

1218
01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:41,125
- He said that?
- He did.

1219
01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:43,583
But has he tried
to change my mind about you?

1220
01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:45,125
Exactly. Same with me.

1221
01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:50,000
Every time I told him you were
a spoiled rich brat, a snob, a phony…

1222
01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:51,750
he never said otherwise.

1223
01:19:51,833 --> 01:19:55,958
Never once he told me you're hardworking
and support your family.

1224
01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,875
And when I'd call you an arrogant bitch,

1225
01:19:57,958 --> 01:20:01,375
he would tell me not to swear,
because it didn't suit me.

1226
01:20:02,083 --> 01:20:03,833
- It does suit you.
- Yeah.

1227
01:20:03,916 --> 01:20:05,875
I mean it. You're great at swearing.

1228
01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:09,958
Man, it feels so good, doesn't it?
Fuck, this is normal. Fuck!

1229
01:20:10,041 --> 01:20:11,083
Damn normal!

1230
01:20:11,166 --> 01:20:12,625
Yeah! "Damn" is soft.

1231
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,041
- Let's level that up.
- Right.

1232
01:20:14,125 --> 01:20:17,333
- Go for more powerful cuss words.
- Okay.

1233
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:22,250
So how are things between you two?
I know you're taking a break.

1234
01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:23,833
We are?

1235
01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:27,916
Crazy. This is news to me, Bia.

1236
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:32,666
Speaking of which.

1237
01:20:33,250 --> 01:20:35,416
{\an8}I'M COMING OVER

1238
01:20:38,833 --> 01:20:40,458
What are you doing here?

1239
01:20:40,541 --> 01:20:42,333
How did you know I was here?

1240
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:45,541
I installed a GPS in your car
that pings my phone.

1241
01:20:45,625 --> 01:20:48,833
I worry about you leaving work
so late every night.

1242
01:20:48,916 --> 01:20:51,250
I'm afraid you'd get mugged or something.

1243
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:54,708
That's insane, Gabriel.
Tracking her car? That's a crime.

1244
01:20:54,791 --> 01:20:57,250
Why did you tell Bia we were on a break?

1245
01:20:57,833 --> 01:20:59,333
Because I'm insecure, okay?

1246
01:20:59,416 --> 01:21:01,958
Because I'm sexist.
Isn't that what you say?

1247
01:21:02,041 --> 01:21:04,333
But I love you two.

1248
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:05,750
I do.

1249
01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:07,791
Is it a sin to have so much love?

1250
01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:11,125
Am I an asshole
because I've got so much love to give?

1251
01:21:11,208 --> 01:21:12,625
It depends, Gabriel.

1252
01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:17,208
Will Valentina also be allowed to give
all her love to others, like you do?

1253
01:21:17,291 --> 01:21:22,125
That would make things easier.
Aren't you two giggling and bonding?

1254
01:21:22,208 --> 01:21:24,250
Why not have fun, the three of us?

1255
01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:27,041
We could sleep together, you know?

1256
01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,541
- What?
- Why not?

1257
01:21:28,625 --> 01:21:30,500
- What the hell?
- I'm in.

1258
01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:31,750
- Honey…
- Go ahead!

1259
01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:35,708
I'll translate what Bia asked
because you clearly didn't get it.

1260
01:21:35,791 --> 01:21:40,250
Honey, if I wanted to give
all the love I have inside my vagina…

1261
01:21:40,333 --> 01:21:41,166
Valentina…

1262
01:21:41,250 --> 01:21:45,083
…to another man while you,
Mr. Open-relationship,

1263
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:49,125
tell Bia that we're on a break
just so you can be with her,

1264
01:21:49,208 --> 01:21:50,333
would that be okay?

1265
01:21:50,416 --> 01:21:53,625
Or only you can,
because you're the woke guy?

1266
01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:56,166
Valentina, why are you talking like that?

1267
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:01,958
And if there were other guys involved,
I'd obviously call off the wedding.

1268
01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:06,208
- No more party, no cake, no--
- Don't you worry, honey.

1269
01:22:06,291 --> 01:22:10,708
I'll do what women have been doing
since my great-grandmother's time,

1270
01:22:10,791 --> 01:22:13,500
which is to make things easier for men.

1271
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:17,250
It's over, Gabriel.
There's no fucking wedding, no nothing.

1272
01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:18,541
It's over, okay?

1273
01:22:18,625 --> 01:22:20,541
- Valentina, come back…
- You're amazing.

1274
01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:21,875
Valentina, stop it.

1275
01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:23,166
Simply amazing.

1276
01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:26,208
It used to be easier for white men.

1277
01:22:27,166 --> 01:22:29,791
Hey, want to split an Uber?
I'm flat broke.

1278
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:32,583
No, thanks. I'm not that desperate.

1279
01:22:34,541 --> 01:22:35,583
Good luck.

1280
01:22:40,875 --> 01:22:43,125
Hey, Bia, wait up.

1281
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:44,291
Bia, come on.

1282
01:22:45,541 --> 01:22:46,375
You see?

1283
01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:51,000
You ended things with Antônio,
I ended things with Valentina…

1284
01:22:52,416 --> 01:22:54,583
Don't you think now it's our time?

1285
01:22:55,166 --> 01:22:56,000
Don't you?

1286
01:22:56,750 --> 01:22:58,416
You broke up with Valentina?

1287
01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:00,375
Jeez, Gabriel.

1288
01:23:00,458 --> 01:23:03,833
How can you twist things up like that?

1289
01:23:03,916 --> 01:23:07,416
- That's not cool, you know?
- I can't live without you two.

1290
01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,666
You can live without us just fine.

1291
01:23:09,750 --> 01:23:12,166
And one more thing. I almost forgot.

1292
01:23:12,250 --> 01:23:15,291
I'll accept Paloma's offer
to be her partner.

1293
01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:17,625
So, starting now, sweetie,

1294
01:23:17,708 --> 01:23:21,000
you better learn
how to live without your job too.

1295
01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:22,291
You're fired.

1296
01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:26,458
No, Bia. Come on, Bia.
You don't have to do this!

1297
01:23:26,958 --> 01:23:27,875
You don't.

1298
01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:36,958
…revolutionary.

1299
01:23:37,041 --> 01:23:43,125
{\an8}GODDESS PUSSY:
LOVING YOURSELF IS REVOLUTIONARY

1300
01:23:43,208 --> 01:23:47,375
{\an8}ROBERTA MUNHOZ REVEALS:
DITCHED MY PHONE, FOUND MYSELF

1301
01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:12,666
GODDESS PUSSY

1302
01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:46,916
- I'm in. I'll be your partner.
- Not a partner.

1303
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:51,500
I want you to be the CEO, the boss,
the VP, whatever the title is.

1304
01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:54,750
President?
Madam President of this company.

1305
01:24:55,250 --> 01:24:58,500
Look, Bia, I've got money,
and I've got great ideas.

1306
01:24:58,583 --> 01:24:59,416
True.

1307
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:04,166
But I just bought three other companies
nearly tanked by their male owners.

1308
01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:05,083
Oh, man.

1309
01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:10,000
And maybe it's your generation's thing,
but I'm overwhelmed and need you.

1310
01:25:10,083 --> 01:25:14,708
You can count on me.
But I need to ask you something first.

1311
01:25:14,791 --> 01:25:18,333
I won't interfere
with your ideas and decisions.

1312
01:25:18,416 --> 01:25:20,583
And you have the highest salary.

1313
01:25:20,666 --> 01:25:22,625
No, it's something else.

1314
01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:25,250
I need a one-week vacation.

1315
01:25:26,666 --> 01:25:28,083
- Vacation, Bia?
- Yeah.

1316
01:25:28,166 --> 01:25:29,000
No?

1317
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:34,500
Vacation? This company's yours now.
You do whatever you want with your life.

1318
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:37,458
Think about it. Now, look.

1319
01:25:41,291 --> 01:25:43,125
Wanna go for a ride?

1320
01:25:44,041 --> 01:25:49,041
Is this Pedro Paulo's BMW key?

1321
01:25:50,541 --> 01:25:52,291
It's the key to <i>your </i>BMW.

1322
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:54,583
Stop it.

1323
01:32:19,458 --> 01:32:24,458
Subtitle translation by: Anna Savian.



