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I'm so excited. 24 00:01:34,551 --> 00:01:36,344 We haven't all been together in years. 25 00:01:36,448 --> 00:01:37,965 Well, what about Vegas? 26 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:40,275 Um, Delvin was playing in the All-Star game 27 00:01:40,413 --> 00:01:42,758 and Morgan was having bunion surgery. 28 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:43,896 What about New York? 29 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,103 Mm, Tori was on call at the hospital. 30 00:01:46,241 --> 00:01:47,413 What about Colorado? 31 00:01:47,517 --> 00:01:50,241 Girl, I left once I realized 420 wasn't just a date. 32 00:01:51,689 --> 00:01:53,103 Technically, the last time 33 00:01:53,206 --> 00:01:56,551 we were all together was Kelsie's acting debut. 34 00:01:56,620 --> 00:02:00,275 We watched it together online. It lasted about three minutes. 35 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:03,310 - Her debut? - No. Her career. 36 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:07,344 Girl, make sure you tag me, girl. 37 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:09,827 I cannot believe Rihanna liked our last 38 00:02:09,931 --> 00:02:12,172 well, your last post, but you know what I'm saying. 39 00:02:12,275 --> 00:02:15,241 Girl, if I can get Rihanna as a lash client? 40 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,620 Oh my God, my junk will blow up, girl. 41 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:21,344 I mean, her lashes be b-b-bustin', girl! 42 00:02:21,448 --> 00:02:23,827 Yo, I got another ride. We gotta go. 43 00:02:23,931 --> 00:02:26,793 OK. All right, it's your girl, Shayla Hope. 44 00:02:26,896 --> 00:02:30,068 Hope Not Shave.com. Follow, like, subscribe. 45 00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:32,655 - Girl, come on. - OK. 46 00:02:44,793 --> 00:02:48,137 Ah. Just one cookie. 47 00:02:48,241 --> 00:02:50,517 Why don't you just come over here 48 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:53,965 and clean the chitlins like always? I need you. 49 00:02:54,034 --> 00:02:56,793 No, you do not. You have your own family and a dog. 50 00:02:56,862 --> 00:02:59,827 You have your career, which you enjoy a lot more 51 00:02:59,965 --> 00:03:01,241 than that vibrator I got you. 52 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:04,896 Oh, my God! Electricity down there just makes me nervous. 53 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:06,631 Girl, everything makes you nervous. 54 00:03:06,655 --> 00:03:09,379 You need therapy, and not a slumber party 55 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,068 before you move overseas. 56 00:03:11,172 --> 00:03:12,896 I need to get this holiday right. 57 00:03:13,034 --> 00:03:14,379 Moving abroad is a big risk. 58 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:17,896 I want to leave feeling loved and full of good memories and... 59 00:03:18,034 --> 00:03:20,206 Please be on your best behavior. 60 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:22,827 You know how important nostalgic moments are for Vera. 61 00:03:22,931 --> 00:03:26,482 What I know is how expensive this trip to Vera's house is. 62 00:03:26,586 --> 00:03:27,906 It's costing us everything, babe. 63 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,655 You gotta save better, you know? What we doing? 64 00:03:30,724 --> 00:03:33,551 I am not about to order a kid's meal 65 00:03:33,655 --> 00:03:35,137 just to save a few dollars. 66 00:03:35,241 --> 00:03:37,517 You look crazy eating 67 00:03:37,586 --> 00:03:39,586 a grilled cheese sandwich, grown-ass man! 68 00:03:39,689 --> 00:03:42,000 Crazy or not, I know I saved $10, 69 00:03:42,103 --> 00:03:44,241 and plus it came with this cute little toy. 70 00:03:44,379 --> 00:03:46,724 Look at the toy. It's for our baby. Hey little... 71 00:03:46,862 --> 00:03:48,724 Gimme this damn toy! 72 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:56,655 Who did I marry? Is there 101 puppies you want to kill, too? 73 00:03:56,758 --> 00:03:59,172 Geez. 74 00:04:02,965 --> 00:04:04,965 - Dad! - Hey, y'all. 75 00:04:05,068 --> 00:04:09,620 - Y'all go wait by the car, OK? - All right, bye, guys. Have fun. 76 00:04:09,724 --> 00:04:12,551 - Here you go. - Here is your mail. 77 00:04:12,655 --> 00:04:15,482 - Thank you. - Well, it's mostly bills. 78 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:16,976 Can you get your address changed, please? 79 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,793 I will, I've just been busy. That's all. 80 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:21,620 - Busy? - Yeah. 81 00:04:21,724 --> 00:04:25,413 - With church stuff? - Yeah. 82 00:04:25,793 --> 00:04:28,517 You know, if you paid this much attention to our marriage, 83 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:30,896 we might have worked. 84 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,931 - Who's ready for some fun? - We are! 85 00:04:35,206 --> 00:04:38,551 So you're gonna forsake your loyal and dutiful sister 86 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,896 to hang with wildlings. 87 00:04:40,965 --> 00:04:44,448 What? You have got to lay off the Game of Thrones. 88 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:45,931 These are my best friends. 89 00:04:46,034 --> 00:04:47,655 Christmas is my favorite holiday. 90 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:49,896 It's the perfect combo. Nothing can go wrong. 91 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,137 Mm-hmm. I'm sure your dry erase board is filled 92 00:04:53,241 --> 00:04:56,103 with all the color-coded details, control freak. 93 00:04:57,275 --> 00:05:00,724 - It's not. - Whatever. 94 00:05:00,827 --> 00:05:03,862 I'm just glad you finally gave your job the middle finger. 95 00:05:03,965 --> 00:05:07,137 So that you could take some time off, right? 96 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:09,172 Well... 97 00:05:09,724 --> 00:05:11,000 It is Christmas! 98 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,827 I know, but it's my last assignment 99 00:05:12,965 --> 00:05:14,655 before the big promotion is announced. 100 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:19,000 Listen, I just don't want to put any doubt in Melissa's min. 101 00:05:19,103 --> 00:05:22,206 Well, Maleficent should be your boss' name. 102 00:05:22,310 --> 00:05:25,034 You worked your butt off last year! 103 00:05:25,137 --> 00:05:27,206 And all she gave you was a $50 gift card. 104 00:05:27,344 --> 00:05:29,275 And a all-inclusive vacation. 105 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:31,827 To a two-star resort which she paid for 106 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,103 with her timeshare points! 107 00:05:33,206 --> 00:05:35,862 But this year, baby, she seen my value. 108 00:05:35,965 --> 00:05:41,034 And boom, just like that, I'm the man. Huh! Top dog. 109 00:05:41,137 --> 00:05:44,034 On the top. Leggy pop. Shimmy rock. 110 00:05:44,172 --> 00:05:46,137 - No? You don't like any of tha? - Just stop it. 111 00:05:46,206 --> 00:05:47,689 OK. I can stop. 112 00:05:48,655 --> 00:05:51,000 OK. We're ready. 113 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,310 Oh, come on. No. 114 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,172 Oh, God. 115 00:06:00,655 --> 00:06:05,344 Oh, God, please. I promised Vera I'd come this time. 116 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,379 Oh. What should I do? 117 00:06:08,793 --> 00:06:10,286 What up, what up? It's your man, Delvin. 118 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:11,803 You already know the voice, so you make your choice. 119 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:15,206 Man, do yourself a favor and check out McKenzie's Rib Shack. 120 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,724 Y'all know where it is, 121 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,941 and you know it's where champs like me go to fill our stomach. 122 00:06:18,965 --> 00:06:22,758 Let's get it. McKenzie's Rib Shack, oh boy! 123 00:06:22,862 --> 00:06:24,620 - Yeah. - You're so strong. 124 00:06:24,724 --> 00:06:27,275 Make Delvin look good. 125 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:29,448 Oh, shoot. 126 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:32,206 Gotta answer this. Morgi-poo, what's up, sis? 127 00:06:32,275 --> 00:06:35,275 Hey, Delvin. Are you ready for our holiday reunion? 128 00:06:35,413 --> 00:06:36,896 Give me one second. 129 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,379 I hate to bother you, but I wanted to ask 130 00:06:40,482 --> 00:06:43,000 if you could possibly help me out again? 131 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,931 I'm having a bit of car trouble and... 132 00:06:45,068 --> 00:06:48,724 Hey, Santa! I've been a naughty girl. 133 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,724 Delvin? 134 00:06:52,862 --> 00:06:54,620 What's your name? Morgan. Morgan. 135 00:06:54,724 --> 00:06:56,424 We're gonna talk about this at Vera's house. 136 00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:59,620 I gotta go spread some leg... uh, some holiday cheer. 137 00:06:59,724 --> 00:07:03,758 - All right now. - Delvin. Did you hear me? 138 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:07,758 Ho. Ho. Ho! 139 00:07:13,551 --> 00:07:15,137 What the hell are you gonna do in China? 140 00:07:15,206 --> 00:07:17,000 You never even lived in another state. 141 00:07:17,137 --> 00:07:18,493 I'm embracing my self-care plan 142 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:19,862 and doing the things I love. 143 00:07:19,965 --> 00:07:21,482 Holidays, friends, 144 00:07:21,551 --> 00:07:23,689 and soon my dream of living in China. 145 00:07:25,034 --> 00:07:28,310 Fine. Flee your country and abandon your blood. 146 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:30,344 But winter is coming. 147 00:07:32,206 --> 00:07:33,862 What? I don't even... 148 00:07:35,448 --> 00:07:37,827 Hello? Rhonda? 149 00:07:41,275 --> 00:07:45,000 Kelsie. It's Kelsie. 150 00:07:45,862 --> 00:07:48,758 Oh, friend! 151 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:50,551 Hey... 152 00:07:50,655 --> 00:07:52,655 You are way too emotionally invested in this. 153 00:07:52,758 --> 00:07:55,206 Very Vera Holiday - I'm not! 154 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:59,620 I don't... I have a lot of... OK, this looks delicious. 155 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,793 So, you just going for the deer in headlights look, or? 156 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,896 Wait, what, do I have something in my nose? 157 00:08:06,103 --> 00:08:07,482 You look very frazzled. 158 00:08:07,586 --> 00:08:09,206 I'm not fra... what? Oh. 159 00:08:09,310 --> 00:08:11,034 I was gonna... I didn't know... 160 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:13,586 Mm-hmm. 161 00:08:16,068 --> 00:08:20,413 - Is, um... is something burning? - Shoot. 162 00:08:20,517 --> 00:08:23,241 - Something on fire? - Shoot! Shoot! 163 00:08:23,689 --> 00:08:27,758 Oh, sorry! Love you! Thanks, bye! Shoot! 164 00:08:30,413 --> 00:08:31,862 Oh! 165 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:37,896 Shoot! 166 00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:41,827 ♪ Oh, in a 90s kind of world ♪ 167 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,793 Oh, sorry. 168 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,458 I thought you were someone else. Can I help you? 169 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:47,448 - Hi, I'm Shayla. - Shayla? 170 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:50,965 Shayla Hope. Hope Not Shave.com. 171 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:54,758 Oh. No. Sorry. I think you might be at the wrong home. 172 00:08:54,862 --> 00:08:57,068 No. You are definitely Vera. 173 00:08:57,172 --> 00:08:59,931 I mean, I can tell from those exposed chin follicles. 174 00:09:00,034 --> 00:09:02,827 Huh? OK. Oh. Ouch. That was weird. 175 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,827 Hey, um, not quite sure who you are, 176 00:09:04,931 --> 00:09:08,000 but you're probably in the wrong space. Oh! 177 00:09:09,689 --> 00:09:12,344 Oh, hey. You are such a PYT. 178 00:09:12,448 --> 00:09:15,000 And you are definitely a tenderoni. 179 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:18,965 - Hello. - Vera! Oh, my God. Hey! 180 00:09:19,068 --> 00:09:21,000 Girl, ooh, I gotta pee like a racehorse. 181 00:09:21,137 --> 00:09:22,965 Baby, grab the bags. 182 00:09:24,103 --> 00:09:28,000 Hey. OK. Oh, no. OK. Just come on in! 183 00:09:28,103 --> 00:09:32,827 Um, you can just take those things upstairs. 184 00:09:32,931 --> 00:09:37,965 Kelsie. What the heck is going on? 185 00:09:38,103 --> 00:09:39,310 What? 186 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,827 You know I gotta take off all my clothes to use the bathroom. 187 00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:43,793 If I don't, I can't relax and I... 188 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:46,310 Get a UTI within three days. I know that. 189 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:47,793 That's not what I'm talking about. 190 00:09:47,896 --> 00:09:51,103 Who was America's Next Top Model that went upstairs? 191 00:09:51,206 --> 00:09:56,482 Shayla? Shayla Hope? Dang. Seriously, V? 192 00:09:56,586 --> 00:09:58,517 Girl, it's like you live up under a rock. 193 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:00,586 Well, we almost didn't even make it 194 00:10:00,689 --> 00:10:03,310 'cause somebody can't listen to a GPS. 195 00:10:03,413 --> 00:10:06,000 Oh, so you're the queen of inches and centimeters. 196 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,241 You're a ruler now. 197 00:10:07,344 --> 00:10:09,689 Well, I know that I can turn in 300 feet 198 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:14,931 when the GPS says turn in 300 feet, or 150 feet, or 75 feet. 199 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,172 I know I can do that. 200 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,586 Here, hold this so I can wipe. 201 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,551 What the? Oh. 202 00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:23,137 - Shayla's my girlfriend. - Girlfriend? 203 00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:25,068 Like Suge and Celie or Lisa and Jessie? 204 00:10:25,172 --> 00:10:27,517 - Lisa and Jessie? - From Saved by the Bell? 205 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,793 - Oh, my God. Were they gay? - Girl, what? No. 206 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:33,172 Oh, because I was definitely Lisa, baby. 207 00:10:33,275 --> 00:10:34,620 Oh, my God. 208 00:10:34,689 --> 00:10:37,931 Girl, I was thinking you were saying she was your girlfriend 209 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,137 and y'all were, like, together, like... 210 00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:42,079 Oh, yeah. Definitely. She's gnawing me off the bone. 211 00:10:42,103 --> 00:10:46,137 - Kelsie, you are not gay. - I know. 212 00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:47,631 But you're in a relationship with a girl? 213 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:50,689 - Yeah. - Wait. What? 214 00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:54,172 All I'm saying is I would not choose 215 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:57,689 to get all the way over in the left lane to try to pass 216 00:10:57,827 --> 00:11:02,724 an 18-wheeler when I know that I have to turn in 300 feet. 217 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,413 The distance is just too short. 218 00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:08,413 OK, uh, Madam Tape Measurer, since you know everything 219 00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:12,137 about 300 feets and GPSes and trucks and making rice, 220 00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:15,241 how big is this house in square footage right now? Come on. 221 00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:18,724 - What? - Girl, yeah, you got it. 222 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:23,724 - What's that smell? Ugh. - Oh, shoot. 223 00:11:26,482 --> 00:11:30,000 Shoot! 224 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,758 - This is ridiculous. - Or maybe my brain 225 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:35,689 is so amazing and better than yours. You scared. 226 00:11:35,758 --> 00:11:39,206 Lord, my head. Just too much. 227 00:11:39,344 --> 00:11:40,344 Hey, girl! 228 00:11:40,448 --> 00:11:41,872 Hi, guys. I'm glad y'all made it safely! 229 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,620 - Me, too. - So, what's going on? 230 00:11:43,724 --> 00:11:45,068 No, no, no, no, no, V. 231 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:49,034 Let Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Machine of Miles 232 00:11:49,137 --> 00:11:51,689 tell us right now how big your house is in square feet! 233 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:53,172 You know what? 234 00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:59,241 - 4,000 square feet. - Oh, 4,000 square feet. 235 00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,320 That's how I know you don't know what you're talking about! 236 00:12:01,344 --> 00:12:03,241 You're strong in the wrong, Tori! 237 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,413 This house is easily... 238 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:07,551 I can look at it with one eye, sideways. 239 00:12:07,655 --> 00:12:12,482 This house is easily 2,986 square feet. 240 00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:16,758 - V, tell her who's right. - Well, I bought it when I... 241 00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:20,517 The paper said it was... 4,000 square feet. 242 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,862 Boom! Boom, boom, boom! 243 00:12:22,965 --> 00:12:25,206 Carry my luggage. I love being right. 244 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:26,965 You ain't right all the time. 245 00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:28,424 It's really nice in here, Vera. 246 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,931 Yeah, nice house. Stupid measurements. 247 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:33,965 Vera! 248 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:35,551 Vera! 249 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,275 What the... 250 00:12:47,413 --> 00:12:49,827 Greetings, beautiful sun goddess of the east. 251 00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:51,862 It's a blessing to share living energy with you. 252 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:54,137 - Ajani? - In the flesh 253 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:56,965 that all melanin-deficient species long for. 254 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,620 Come here, sis, and tether with me. 255 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,482 Oh! 256 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:03,172 Woo! Whoa, sis! 257 00:13:03,275 --> 00:13:05,827 Your vibrations are screaming major cries. 258 00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:10,206 Whoa! Don't be afraid, Baby V. I am here. 259 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:15,172 Papa Ameerkahlid Ajani is here. Come to papa! 260 00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,517 Ajani, you're not my papa. 261 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:18,689 Did you ride this bike all the way here, Ajani? 262 00:13:18,827 --> 00:13:21,448 - Absolutely. - From Alabama? 263 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:26,275 Oh, but it was worth it. Rolling hills, open skies, 264 00:13:26,379 --> 00:13:31,827 gas fumes from Atlanta traffic, a never-ending earth orgasm. 265 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,655 Ajani, you're early. 266 00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:39,344 I don't even have the vegan lunch option ready yet. 267 00:13:39,448 --> 00:13:42,206 Ooh, Mother Earth is going to circumcise you 268 00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:44,758 for your huge carbon footprint. 269 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:50,206 Um, friend, I think you had, like, a little accident maybe. 270 00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:53,103 Oh, Hakuna Matata! 271 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:56,206 Hey, let me show you the laundry room. 272 00:13:56,655 --> 00:13:58,655 I hope you don't mind, I already started eating. 273 00:13:58,758 --> 00:14:00,724 I just cannot seem to get full these days. 274 00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:06,586 Oh, no. Yes, please. Eat. Um, how is the... Are you... 275 00:14:06,689 --> 00:14:09,758 - I don't know. Nothing yet. - OK. 276 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:13,862 But we're starting our third round of IVF, and, um... 277 00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:16,551 It's going to happen. Three is the magic number. 278 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:19,344 No, there is no magic. It's only science. 279 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:22,413 I've been a nurse long enough to know that the human body 280 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,586 has a mind of its own. 281 00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:27,517 And my sweetheart cannot take another miscarriage. 282 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,655 Fingers crossed. 283 00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,724 Thank you. 284 00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:35,758 Tell me, what's going on with you? 285 00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:40,379 Um, I just scored three new clients for my company, 286 00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:41,758 up for a big promotion. 287 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:44,034 No, tell me about your life, the fun stuff, 288 00:14:44,137 --> 00:14:47,379 the men, the travel, the dating, the sex. 289 00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,448 Without a timer. 290 00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:51,724 Oh. I don't really have a lot of time for that. 291 00:14:51,827 --> 00:14:54,862 But, OK, fun. Watch this. 292 00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:58,000 I went to the Tokyo Rome exhibit with my book club, 293 00:14:58,103 --> 00:15:00,103 front of the line, VIP. 294 00:15:00,206 --> 00:15:01,689 - Please, no. - Huh? 295 00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,586 - V, you have got to do better. - OK. 296 00:15:04,689 --> 00:15:08,310 2,397, 2,398, 297 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:16,310 2,700, 2,701, 2,802.2,805. 298 00:15:16,862 --> 00:15:18,275 My man. 299 00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:20,758 I guess it's proof that marriage can work. 300 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,862 When is Kelsie's crazy ass getting here? 301 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:29,827 Oh, um, she's already here. Her and her lover. 302 00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:31,344 Did Marcus get out of rehab? 303 00:15:31,448 --> 00:15:34,344 I don't think her name is Marcus. 304 00:15:34,448 --> 00:15:36,448 Close the front door. What? 305 00:15:36,551 --> 00:15:38,655 - Shh! Shh! - No, wait! 306 00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:40,793 - What? - I know, I know. Shh. 307 00:15:40,862 --> 00:15:43,793 Kelsie has been on the letter D since Sesame Street. 308 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,172 I know, I know. 309 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,896 Remember that dentist she was dating? 310 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,424 Yes! Remember he was so fine and rich, 311 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,769 he whitened all our teeth for free? 312 00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:51,793 Yes, for free! And then her dumb ass dumped him 313 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:54,344 and started dating the bartender on the cruise ship. 314 00:15:54,482 --> 00:15:56,562 - Stupid idiot. Oh my god. - That was really dumb. 315 00:15:56,586 --> 00:16:00,620 Well, now she's an influencer, so she's changed teams. 316 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:04,206 2,961, babe. I told you. 317 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,586 Delvin got traded? Who on the new team? 318 00:16:06,724 --> 00:16:11,206 - Candyland! What up, baby? - What's happening, girl? 319 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:15,000 What's up? 320 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,034 What you want to ask, girl? What? 321 00:16:19,137 --> 00:16:20,517 So, you dating chicks now? 322 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:23,310 Girl, a little taco ain't never hurt nobody, girl. 323 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:26,310 Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! 324 00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:28,206 The party just got fresher and fresher. 325 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:31,310 We're going to have two lesbians kissing under the mistletoe. 326 00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:32,689 Yes! 327 00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,551 First of all, this is not about your soft porn fantasies, OK? 328 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,655 First of all, ain't nothing soft about me. 329 00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:39,286 Remember that time we had them midget strippers 330 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:42,068 - that had the big hips? - You can't say midget, retard! 331 00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:44,206 So you mean to tell me you done brought a chick 332 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:46,896 over to Prude Vera Deville house? 333 00:16:47,034 --> 00:16:48,862 I couldn't leave her at home. 334 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,896 Shayla Hope is hopeless without me, baby. 335 00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,769 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 336 00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:57,310 You dating Shayla Hope like Hope Not Shave.com, Shayla Hope? 337 00:16:57,379 --> 00:16:58,413 Yep. 338 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:03,413 Come on. You did that? Yes, jackpot! 339 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:07,310 Oh, my God. You mean the IG influencer 340 00:17:07,413 --> 00:17:12,068 who does all the waxes with the wine? 341 00:17:12,172 --> 00:17:16,965 - Her work is amazing. - Girl, I know. Look. Mm-hmm. 342 00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,931 Oh, shit. 343 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:21,482 Honey glazed ham, girl. Look at it glistening. 344 00:17:21,586 --> 00:17:23,931 Like, my shit looks like Morgan Freeman's beard. 345 00:17:24,034 --> 00:17:25,874 Can you not pull your purse out in the kitchen? 346 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,113 No, girl. I'm telling you! 347 00:17:27,137 --> 00:17:28,737 Girl, we belong in the kitchen! 348 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:31,413 What up, what up? It's your most famous friend! 349 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,137 Oh, they're always playing. Hold on. 350 00:17:33,275 --> 00:17:35,275 Let me make sure everybody is awake. 351 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:41,413 What up, what up? It's your boy, Delvin. What's happening, y'all? 352 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:44,758 - There you go. What's up, V? - Hey! Oh my god! 353 00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:47,620 Amazing. You remember when I bought you that? That was crazy. 354 00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:50,137 It cost an arm and an elbow. That was crazy. 355 00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:52,931 - What's all this? - You know, a little network 356 00:17:53,034 --> 00:17:54,596 wanted to do a reality show about my life, 357 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,140 - you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, OK. 358 00:17:56,172 --> 00:17:57,562 Because people been adoring me all over the world 359 00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:58,803 the world on the basketball court. 360 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,493 I was going to say no at first, but I was like, 361 00:18:00,517 --> 00:18:02,976 I wanna make sure people get to see this face right here, baby. 362 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,862 - Come on now. - I don't think this is 363 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,480 a good event for this because this is 364 00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:08,148 just supposed to be friends getting together, hanging out. 365 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:13,310 And plus, I um, excuse us... on your RSVP card, 366 00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:15,019 you didn't put anything on your RSVP card. 367 00:18:15,068 --> 00:18:18,551 I did. OK. "Vera's very magical holiday reunion." 368 00:18:18,655 --> 00:18:21,379 No, you drew a smiley face. I don't know what that... 369 00:18:21,482 --> 00:18:23,448 That's because you got to be happy to see me. 370 00:18:25,379 --> 00:18:27,286 - I know. I just was... - Come on, this is magical! 371 00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,862 Abracadabra, y'all. Let's get it. 372 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:31,493 No, this was supposed to tell me how many people you would bring. 373 00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:34,931 - Del! - Ah! What's up? 374 00:18:35,034 --> 00:18:38,793 - Babe, Delvin's here! - I'm right here. 375 00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:42,655 Hey, what's up, T? What is going on? Yeah, yeah. 376 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:44,344 You know how I get down a little. 377 00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:48,517 Ah, what's going on, Thick Grimace? Yes. Oh. 378 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:51,137 Ooh. And who is one of Destiny's Children? 379 00:18:51,241 --> 00:18:52,517 How you doing? 380 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:53,827 That's me. Shayna, 381 00:18:53,896 --> 00:18:56,379 this light-skinned yard lizard is Delvin. 382 00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,758 - Wait, like, hold on. - Yeah. 383 00:18:58,862 --> 00:19:00,275 - You a vag-atarian? - Mm-hmm. 384 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:04,517 Oh my God. Hey, we could get a threesome going on and leak it. 385 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,793 - Oh, definitely no. - Hey, V! 386 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:10,068 Now, I know she ain't get Tia and Tamara on her RSVP card. 387 00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:12,068 First of all, snitch. I didn't have to. 388 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:13,517 She's sleeping in a room with me. 389 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,803 She's staying in a room with you? 390 00:19:14,827 --> 00:19:17,551 Well, shit. They staying in a room with me! 391 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,413 - Ew! - You're so... ugh! 392 00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:22,965 - Get that off my floor! - I'm sorry. 393 00:19:23,068 --> 00:19:24,976 - You already have a roommate. - What you mean? 394 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,275 Oh, my God, bro! 395 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:29,620 Ah, God is a fake word created by colonizers. 396 00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:31,586 Homie, you been here the whole time? 397 00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:33,931 - That's your bike outside? - Yes, and yes. 398 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:35,413 I bathed. I saged the place. 399 00:19:35,517 --> 00:19:38,068 Vera's room was full of just crazy energy. 400 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:41,241 I'm talking scandal, different worlds, stranger things. 401 00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:42,620 All good now. 402 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:46,586 Hey, Ajani. Good to see you. Ooh. 403 00:19:47,448 --> 00:19:49,689 You smell good. 404 00:19:49,793 --> 00:19:51,931 It's my shea butter. I make it myself. 405 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,103 I like it. 406 00:19:53,241 --> 00:19:55,206 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Your iron is off. 407 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:58,275 You should try some of my ox liver jerky. 408 00:19:58,379 --> 00:19:59,620 Oh, hell no, dog. 409 00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:02,103 If you don't get your ox livery ass away from my wife. 410 00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:03,896 But the eyes are the window. 411 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,275 The eyes is the window to me beating your ass! 412 00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,344 Wait, wait, wait. Y'all calm down. 413 00:20:08,413 --> 00:20:09,862 Y'all calm down, 414 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:12,405 because y'all both know I still punch the hardest. Open chest! 415 00:20:15,931 --> 00:20:17,758 Guys, guys, don't knock my tree over! 416 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:21,586 She's a girl, 417 00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:23,586 I was gonna hit her right in her breast! 418 00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,413 I'm going to need to sign this. 419 00:20:27,896 --> 00:20:30,034 Girl, what time Morgan get here? 420 00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:32,896 - Something is up with Morgan. - Thanks. 421 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,724 I just think the divorce, like, really affected her. 422 00:20:35,827 --> 00:20:37,103 Y'all be nice. 423 00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:39,551 Let's be respectful of people's time. 424 00:20:39,620 --> 00:20:41,931 Watch out, fruit by the foot. Hey, V, what we doing? 425 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,827 What we got going on? What we doing tonight? 426 00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,172 What's on the agenda? 427 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:47,724 Well, I was thinking that we could all start off 428 00:20:47,827 --> 00:20:49,931 with a screening and a discussion... 429 00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:52,310 Oh, hell no. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 430 00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:54,113 First of all, hey, get your hand off my back. 431 00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:55,965 All right. Here we go. 432 00:20:59,896 --> 00:21:04,103 Absolutely not. I'm not doing that. 433 00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:08,931 We're grown-ups. That's why! 434 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,344 'Cause you don't remember last time. 435 00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:15,517 Absolutely not. I'm not doing that. I'm not. 436 00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,423 I can't believe we're doing this. 437 00:21:19,482 --> 00:21:20,551 Oh, we're doing it. 438 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:21,872 Why? It's our tradition. 439 00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:24,758 No, no, no. A tradition is roasting marshmallows. 440 00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:25,724 Same thing. 441 00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:27,482 Not playing ding dong ditch in the dark. 442 00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:30,206 ♪ Oh, I said ding dong ditch in the dark ♪ 443 00:21:30,310 --> 00:21:32,344 ♪ I said ding dong ditch in the dark ♪ 444 00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:34,206 No, stop. My neighbors are looking at you. 445 00:21:34,344 --> 00:21:37,137 You can do all the dancing and break dancing you want to, 446 00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:40,034 but all it mean is y'all was losers, babe. 447 00:21:40,137 --> 00:21:41,137 We lost one time. 448 00:21:41,241 --> 00:21:44,482 The only reason we lost was because... 449 00:21:44,586 --> 00:21:47,862 Vera had an asthma attack. 450 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,034 Well, remember Vera's very sensitive. 451 00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:52,862 She's allergic to strawberries, water, dirt, 452 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,310 people, bad breath, livestock, chicken, geese. 453 00:21:56,379 --> 00:22:00,172 It was extremely hot outside and my asthma kind of flared up. 454 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:03,172 OK, well, what's the point of this tradition anyway? 455 00:22:03,275 --> 00:22:04,931 - Foolishness. - Childishness. 456 00:22:05,068 --> 00:22:06,758 - Fun. - The most fun. 457 00:22:06,862 --> 00:22:09,034 The group is divided into two teams. 458 00:22:09,103 --> 00:22:11,931 These two are always the captains. 459 00:22:12,068 --> 00:22:14,034 They got anger issues, bad. 460 00:22:14,137 --> 00:22:16,275 No, I got Candyland! I had her last year. 461 00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:17,586 Don't say that about my baby. 462 00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:20,896 My baby ain't got no anger issues. Delvin! 463 00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:26,413 Thank you, honey. And next time, your ass don't cheat! 464 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:28,034 Then, all the team members 465 00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:30,758 add challenges or tasks to the WENAW list. 466 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:33,586 - Wanna list? - No, the WENAW. 467 00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:36,172 "What every nigga alive wants." 468 00:22:36,241 --> 00:22:37,448 Oh. 469 00:22:37,551 --> 00:22:39,448 That's why the film crew could not come outside. 470 00:22:39,586 --> 00:22:43,275 The team with the most items at the end of the hour wins. 471 00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:44,758 Me. I'm a winner. 472 00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:46,758 Oh, well that sounds like fun. OK. 473 00:22:46,862 --> 00:22:48,551 So wait. What happens if you don't win? 474 00:22:48,655 --> 00:22:50,206 Oh. 475 00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:54,448 Darn! Shrimp dinner! 476 00:22:54,586 --> 00:22:56,826 - It say "slippery when wet"! - I think slippery's a bit 477 00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:58,620 maybe "moist" would have been better. 478 00:22:58,724 --> 00:23:00,113 Yeah like when cornbread first come out 479 00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:03,344 - the oven, but it get dry later. - Crumbly. 480 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:05,413 Ew! 481 00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:09,172 Oh. I don't think, I can, I like crumbly cornbread sometimes. 482 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:11,827 Delvin, I ain't even have you on my team last year, though. 483 00:23:11,931 --> 00:23:13,482 We got stuck with Vera, dog. 484 00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:19,137 - Who is that? - I don't know. 485 00:23:19,241 --> 00:23:22,586 Hey! Y'all still doing this stupid shit? 486 00:23:22,689 --> 00:23:25,172 - Barry! - What's up, boo? 487 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:26,793 Man, you know, I be coolin'. 488 00:23:26,896 --> 00:23:29,068 Y'all didn't expect to see me, did you? 489 00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:31,206 How long you been out? 490 00:23:31,344 --> 00:23:33,862 Man, judge say I still got between five months and 11 years 491 00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:35,689 but I get out for special events. 492 00:23:35,793 --> 00:23:38,551 - So you not out? - Not all the way. 493 00:23:38,655 --> 00:23:40,517 Oh, it's kind of like a hood pardon, 494 00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:42,137 I know what he's talking about, yeah. 495 00:23:42,241 --> 00:23:43,241 What? 496 00:23:43,275 --> 00:23:45,482 Relax, little Mandela. He's fine. Relax. 497 00:23:45,586 --> 00:23:48,413 Hey, let's get this show on the road, man. 498 00:23:48,517 --> 00:23:50,448 - Hey! - Oh, Barry! 499 00:23:50,551 --> 00:23:52,655 - What's up? - It's so good to see you. 500 00:23:52,758 --> 00:23:54,034 You know I love you, girl. 501 00:23:54,137 --> 00:23:56,537 That money you put on my books? Bought me noodles for a year. 502 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,517 Well, I'm glad you're here. 503 00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:00,517 Sorry, it's Morgan. Hey Morgan. 504 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,113 Noodles for a year? Boy, it don't look like 505 00:24:02,137 --> 00:24:03,527 they've been feeding you nothing in there. 506 00:24:03,551 --> 00:24:05,862 You look like Manute Bol in the face. 507 00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:08,103 Hey, little boy, you know I only eat clean now? 508 00:24:08,206 --> 00:24:12,344 My girl a personal trainer. Hey, baby? Hey, come here. 509 00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:47,551 The time has come 510 00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:52,758 for men and women to prove their strength, 511 00:24:52,862 --> 00:24:54,275 their resilience, 512 00:24:54,379 --> 00:24:57,103 and their ability to get what they deserve. 513 00:24:57,206 --> 00:25:01,482 In lieu of their 40 acres and a mule, a tattoo by me, 514 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:03,689 the WENAW lists have been combined 515 00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:09,310 and given to the captains. May the Obamas be with you. 516 00:25:09,448 --> 00:25:12,655 Barry! A real gun? 517 00:25:12,758 --> 00:25:14,482 Hey, man, listen, prison is tough. 518 00:25:14,586 --> 00:25:15,827 Why are you staring at me? 519 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,320 Y'all need to get on the motherfucking clock, 520 00:25:17,344 --> 00:25:18,904 because this shit's ticking. All right? 521 00:25:18,931 --> 00:25:21,103 So go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 522 00:25:24,034 --> 00:25:25,620 Go! 523 00:25:28,413 --> 00:25:32,172 Let me get this AWOL troop in your barracks. 524 00:25:32,275 --> 00:25:36,000 Yeah, girl! 525 00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:37,965 Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! 526 00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:40,655 You know what time it is? WENAW season. 527 00:25:41,689 --> 00:25:44,413 I just stole Peppa Pig, baby. Ooh, God! 528 00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:47,172 Baby Jesus over there with his mama and his daddy. 529 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:49,620 - Scoot over. - I am over. 530 00:25:49,689 --> 00:25:52,793 No, please, OK, give me your... No, move your arm! 531 00:25:52,862 --> 00:25:56,379 - Oh my god. - Give me your shirt. 532 00:25:56,827 --> 00:26:00,206 - Give me your shirt. - It's right there. 533 00:26:01,827 --> 00:26:03,517 Christmas trees aren't the only one 534 00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,217 who should get love during the holidays. 535 00:26:05,241 --> 00:26:07,896 That's why I'm here making sure this tree is warm. 536 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,448 Mary and Joseph are going to be so mad. 537 00:26:10,551 --> 00:26:13,206 I'm taking their baby! 538 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:16,379 I promised myself... this is kind of itchy, 539 00:26:16,482 --> 00:26:19,000 that I was gonna be the ultimate player at this time. 540 00:26:19,068 --> 00:26:20,413 Nothing's going wrong! 541 00:26:20,551 --> 00:26:23,482 ♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ♪ 542 00:26:23,551 --> 00:26:25,172 Hey! 543 00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:28,379 Go, go, go, go, go! This shirt is so freaking itchy. 544 00:26:28,482 --> 00:26:32,655 Y'all see what it is. WENAW champ two years in a row. 545 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:34,655 I don't lose! 546 00:26:35,827 --> 00:26:39,551 - Ahh! - All trees matter. 547 00:26:45,275 --> 00:26:48,896 Hurry up. Hurry up. 548 00:26:53,482 --> 00:26:55,413 Y'all lost again! 549 00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:57,896 Somebody's about to get my name on their ass! 550 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,137 No, we did not lose! We won! 551 00:27:00,206 --> 00:27:02,586 Even with Vera on our team, we won. 552 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:04,527 - What? What does that mean? - You lost. You lost. 553 00:27:04,551 --> 00:27:06,965 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell happened to her? 554 00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:08,310 Hell, I don't know! 555 00:27:08,448 --> 00:27:10,551 She got a horrible shape and cheap weave. 556 00:27:10,620 --> 00:27:11,724 - It's giving... - Ow! 557 00:27:11,827 --> 00:27:13,034 Halle Berry. 558 00:27:13,137 --> 00:27:15,827 - From Boomerang? - Uh-uh. Losing Isaiah. 559 00:27:15,931 --> 00:27:18,068 Well, everything was fine until y'all switch clothes. 560 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,827 Yeah, maybe it's that ugly ass shirt. It's making me nauseous. 561 00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:23,448 Is it the shirt? Take my shirt off. 562 00:27:24,206 --> 00:27:27,689 - Oh, God! - Wait, what? 563 00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:29,724 Hey, man! That's a $200 shirt! 564 00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:30,941 You just couldn't unbutton the thing? 565 00:27:30,965 --> 00:27:32,586 She was suffering from overpriced items 566 00:27:32,689 --> 00:27:35,896 - made from kids in a sweatshop! - Oh, man. 567 00:27:36,241 --> 00:27:40,448 Uh-uh. Y'all shut the hell up. What the hell is that? 568 00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:44,689 What is it? What is it? 569 00:27:57,586 --> 00:28:00,655 Take that in your mouth, take that in your mouth! 570 00:28:01,137 --> 00:28:04,344 I got her! I got her! I got her! I got her! 571 00:28:05,586 --> 00:28:10,344 Take this. Ah! Ah! Oh my god! 572 00:28:13,344 --> 00:28:16,931 What the? What are you? Oh my god! 573 00:28:20,137 --> 00:28:23,551 - Wow. - I know. Isn't she amazing? 574 00:28:23,689 --> 00:28:26,103 I used to pee on daddy long leg spiders 575 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,137 when I was in sixth grade. Took out a whole colony. 576 00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,551 - It's thick. - She probably got chlamydia, 577 00:28:31,689 --> 00:28:35,034 'cause it definitely burn coming out, but she'll be fine. 578 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,206 Post-menstrual urine. Good call. 579 00:28:37,344 --> 00:28:39,689 Uh, what the hell is going on? 580 00:28:39,793 --> 00:28:41,379 She was coding! She was out of here! 581 00:28:41,482 --> 00:28:45,172 I went and got an EpiPen for her, Dr. McStupid! 582 00:28:45,275 --> 00:28:47,620 - She was. - You guys. 583 00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:50,827 OK. Oh, shit. 584 00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:53,000 What's happening? 585 00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:57,931 She's dead. 586 00:28:59,413 --> 00:29:03,068 Asleep. 587 00:29:03,206 --> 00:29:04,517 Ma, that ain't funny, baby. 588 00:29:04,586 --> 00:29:06,113 Man, stop playing. You're gonna ruin my career. 589 00:29:06,137 --> 00:29:08,493 OJ Simpson the only one that can get away with stuff like this. 590 00:29:08,517 --> 00:29:11,586 Allegedly. But she Black. We good. 591 00:29:11,689 --> 00:29:13,379 How many pills did y'all give her? 592 00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:15,424 - One. - I didn't give her no pills. 593 00:29:15,448 --> 00:29:17,068 I gave her one. 594 00:29:17,172 --> 00:29:22,103 - So everybody gave her one pill? - I only gave her one. 595 00:29:22,241 --> 00:29:24,586 Get this girl off me. 596 00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:27,068 Man, y'all do recognize I gotta 597 00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:29,034 be back in my cell by the morning, right? 598 00:29:29,103 --> 00:29:33,241 - Oh, yeah. - OK, for sure then. Let's party! 599 00:29:33,344 --> 00:29:36,758 - All right. - Somebody grab Jesus! 600 00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,562 ♪ Nowadays, everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 601 00:29:38,586 --> 00:29:40,068 ♪ Everybody from Atlanta ♪ 602 00:29:40,206 --> 00:29:42,172 ♪ Nowadays, everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 603 00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:43,724 ♪ Everybody from Atlanta ♪ 604 00:29:43,793 --> 00:29:46,965 ♪ Everybody got, everybody got, everybody got, everybody got ♪ 605 00:29:47,103 --> 00:29:50,034 ♪ Everybody child, everybody got, everybody got ♪ 606 00:29:50,103 --> 00:29:51,586 ♪ Everybody got ♪ 607 00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:53,758 And we've got ourselves a tough one here. 608 00:29:53,896 --> 00:29:56,068 You've gotta get the cheekbones. 609 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:03,344 Aw hell no! V, you reneged? Uh-uh. 610 00:30:05,793 --> 00:30:08,103 ♪ Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody ♪ 611 00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,448 ♪ Up here wanna be a star ♪ 612 00:30:09,551 --> 00:30:11,103 ♪ Everybody out here drive a new car ♪ 613 00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:13,931 ♪ Everybody out here, everybody don't know nobody ♪ 614 00:30:18,448 --> 00:30:20,379 ♪ Maybe find a way you can make you a few ♪ 615 00:30:20,482 --> 00:30:22,413 ♪ Black lives matter now Everybody Black now ♪ 616 00:30:22,517 --> 00:30:24,000 ♪ Everybody rap, and they all wack ♪ 617 00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:25,863 ♪ I'm from the hood, but I ain't a hood rat ♪ 618 00:30:25,896 --> 00:30:28,758 But you can't eat the whole thing! Just a little bit. 619 00:30:29,551 --> 00:30:31,206 A little bit! 620 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,413 I'll get it. It's probably Morgan anyway. 621 00:30:40,551 --> 00:30:43,206 - Shit, y'all, it's the police. - What? 622 00:30:49,862 --> 00:30:52,931 Guys, where'd you go? The police are our friends. 623 00:30:53,034 --> 00:30:54,620 Oh, man, my career. 624 00:30:54,724 --> 00:30:57,413 Oh hell naw. I can't go back this early, man. 625 00:30:57,517 --> 00:30:59,010 - They're coming for me. - I can't go to jail. 626 00:30:59,034 --> 00:31:01,344 They're going to take my phone, how am I going to post? 627 00:31:01,448 --> 00:31:04,482 Nama-stay out of jail. Nama-stay out of jail. 628 00:31:07,862 --> 00:31:10,517 OK. We're going to be OK. We're going to be fine. 629 00:31:11,758 --> 00:31:13,118 Everybody just calm the fuck down! 630 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,793 Babe, we can't calm down. We got stolen stuff everywhere. 631 00:31:15,896 --> 00:31:17,689 We got a half-dead Black girl right here, 632 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,148 and this dude, they looking for him, 633 00:31:19,172 --> 00:31:21,482 and he cooking beans in the kitchen in a Crock-Pot. 634 00:31:21,586 --> 00:31:22,931 Player, them ain't beans. 635 00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:26,344 Oh, you're cooking beans, Daddy? Yeah! 636 00:31:28,344 --> 00:31:30,144 What in the last season of Snowfall? 637 00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:33,827 Hey, I can't go to jail, babe. 638 00:31:33,931 --> 00:31:35,793 I had a dream about going to jail. 639 00:31:35,896 --> 00:31:38,137 I peed on myself. I woke up, I was wet. 640 00:31:38,241 --> 00:31:40,517 I can't braid hair. I can't do no cornrows. 641 00:31:40,655 --> 00:31:42,103 OK. It's fine. It's fine, honey. 642 00:31:42,206 --> 00:31:45,482 Facts. If you were my bunkmate, I'd love you too, for real. 643 00:31:45,586 --> 00:31:49,586 What? OK, here. All right. I have a plan. Come on. 644 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:05,517 Hi, Officer! Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. 645 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:06,827 Merry Christmas. 646 00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:09,000 We got a call about a stolen baby Jesus, 647 00:32:09,068 --> 00:32:10,655 and some neighbors have been complaining 648 00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:14,655 about some weird occurrences in the area. 649 00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:19,344 What? That's crazy talk. 650 00:32:19,413 --> 00:32:24,344 We're just playing holiday games here. All is well. 651 00:32:24,413 --> 00:32:28,034 If you don't mind, I'd like to have a look around, please. 652 00:32:28,827 --> 00:32:30,724 Oh, that won't be necessary. 653 00:32:30,827 --> 00:32:33,896 We just have holiday cookies. That's all. 654 00:32:34,034 --> 00:32:36,551 Oh, unless you got something to hide? 655 00:32:38,172 --> 00:32:42,724 Only the recipe of my grandma's favorite holiday cookie. 656 00:32:43,689 --> 00:32:48,862 OK. It's fine. Come on in, Officer! 657 00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:57,000 See? There's nothing going on here. 658 00:32:57,068 --> 00:33:00,448 Sunshine, buttercup, would you marry me? 659 00:33:01,103 --> 00:33:03,275 Holiday proposals... 660 00:33:03,379 --> 00:33:06,724 - Dreidel... oh! - Just having fun. 661 00:33:06,827 --> 00:33:09,586 - Nice sweater. - Howdy. 662 00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:18,655 So much holiday cheer... 663 00:33:18,758 --> 00:33:23,137 ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪ 664 00:33:23,275 --> 00:33:27,275 ♪ ...of a white Christmas ♪ 665 00:33:27,379 --> 00:33:31,448 ♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪ 666 00:33:32,137 --> 00:33:36,793 Caroling, Scrabble... 667 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:45,379 Oh, oh, Turner & Hooch! That's my favorite movie. 668 00:33:45,448 --> 00:33:48,103 Me and my wife, we doing IVF treatments, 669 00:33:48,206 --> 00:33:50,246 and that's one of the shows that we watch sometimes. 670 00:33:50,275 --> 00:33:52,424 - Yeah. It's my husband. Yeah. - That's my wife. 671 00:33:52,448 --> 00:33:54,965 - That's his favorite movie. - I'm her husband. 672 00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:57,724 That's the movie that made me want to become a police officer. 673 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:58,827 Really? 674 00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:01,034 Except I'm allergic to pet dander, 675 00:34:01,172 --> 00:34:03,827 so I was rejected from the K-9 unit. 676 00:34:03,931 --> 00:34:06,551 - Oh, man. - Sorry. 677 00:34:06,655 --> 00:34:10,034 - Is she all right? - Oh, yeah. She just, 678 00:34:10,137 --> 00:34:13,034 This is a Black person exercise. We go, and one. 679 00:34:13,137 --> 00:34:16,862 She was drinking that eggnog. She was hitting that eggnog. 680 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,551 She was killing it. 681 00:34:18,655 --> 00:34:20,079 I don't know if that's the effects of eggnog. 682 00:34:20,103 --> 00:34:21,689 She looks dead. 683 00:34:23,517 --> 00:34:26,000 Oh, no, no! Oh, shit. 684 00:34:31,620 --> 00:34:34,655 And who do we have here? We have Officer... 685 00:34:34,758 --> 00:34:37,379 - Thompson. - Officer Thompson, man. 686 00:34:37,482 --> 00:34:39,079 He's been serving our lovely community for... 687 00:34:39,103 --> 00:34:41,689 - Seven years. - Seven years! Yes! 688 00:34:41,793 --> 00:34:44,724 You are the winner of the Santa's Choice Award, man. 689 00:34:44,827 --> 00:34:46,827 Hey, look, check it out. Thank you is not enough. 690 00:34:46,896 --> 00:34:48,034 Right! 691 00:34:48,137 --> 00:34:49,631 I got to hook you up with something special. 692 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:52,379 I'd like to introduce you to Shayla Hope. 693 00:35:03,827 --> 00:35:07,448 Is that the hot girl from Hope Not Shave Club.com? 694 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,793 I mean, uh, everything looks all right here. 695 00:35:11,896 --> 00:35:14,586 You fine folks look like you're having a merry Christmas. 696 00:35:14,689 --> 00:35:16,931 I guess I got enough time for a break. 697 00:35:17,034 --> 00:35:19,137 Yeah! Go get you a break! 698 00:35:20,275 --> 00:35:22,586 You might need backup. Call for backup! 699 00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:25,758 - You need some backup? Woo! - Fantastic. 700 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,758 Babe, is that your idea of helping? 701 00:35:27,862 --> 00:35:29,902 You done let the police come in all the way in here? 702 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,620 Our baby's gonna be born in jail. 703 00:35:31,758 --> 00:35:32,941 He gonna have a beard and say, 704 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,965 ♪ I can't deny it I'm a straight rider ♪ 705 00:35:35,068 --> 00:35:37,448 You don't want a pacifier with me! 706 00:35:38,517 --> 00:35:40,310 Wait for it. 707 00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:42,896 Ah! Ah! Ah, Jesus! 708 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:49,931 Oh! Oh! Oh, it burns! Oh! Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ! 709 00:35:50,034 --> 00:35:53,068 - Man! Compliments of Shayla! - Yo! 710 00:35:56,206 --> 00:35:57,586 Yes! 711 00:35:58,862 --> 00:36:01,137 You crazy. Touch me with the other hand. 712 00:36:01,241 --> 00:36:02,551 OK. All right. 713 00:36:02,689 --> 00:36:08,758 - Golly... Who ate my cookie? - I gave one to the officer. 714 00:36:10,827 --> 00:36:12,310 Oh, shit. 715 00:36:14,793 --> 00:36:18,448 Joe. Oh, man. I'm so proud of you. 716 00:36:22,206 --> 00:36:24,172 You're a stand-up guy. 717 00:36:24,275 --> 00:36:27,000 Taking on somebody's baby the way you did. 718 00:36:27,103 --> 00:36:29,344 Because, I mean, we didn't have DNA tests back then. 719 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:33,482 Matthew McConaughey! Everybody knows it wasn't yours. 720 00:36:33,586 --> 00:36:35,482 ♪ Mary, did you know? ♪ 721 00:36:35,586 --> 00:36:36,655 Yeah! 722 00:36:36,758 --> 00:36:39,965 ♪ That your son would go from this manger ♪ 723 00:36:40,068 --> 00:36:44,517 to diamonds round ball as' necks? Shit. 724 00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:37,413 OK. Sorry. 725 00:37:44,724 --> 00:37:46,769 - Oh God, Oh god, Oh god. - V, was that you? 726 00:37:46,793 --> 00:37:49,379 Shoot! 727 00:37:49,482 --> 00:37:53,000 Can I come in? It's freezing out here, boy. 728 00:37:56,172 --> 00:38:00,724 - Hey, Omar. - Wow, V. It's been a long time. 729 00:38:00,827 --> 00:38:04,827 Yeah. You look great. 730 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:07,482 You look... 731 00:38:09,965 --> 00:38:11,365 Hey, watch out, man. Move. 732 00:38:11,413 --> 00:38:15,000 Get in here, bro. What's good, man? Good to see you. 733 00:38:15,103 --> 00:38:16,655 You sure it's all right I'm here? 734 00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:18,655 Of course, man. You my little brother, dog. 735 00:38:18,758 --> 00:38:20,286 And it's Christmas. Where else you gonna be? 736 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:22,310 Get in there. Everybody in here, man. 737 00:38:24,310 --> 00:38:27,275 Do you understand the meaning of invited guest only? 738 00:38:27,379 --> 00:38:30,724 Uh, yo, so they started making this thing called toothpaste. 739 00:38:30,827 --> 00:38:32,758 You don't mess with it? 740 00:38:33,137 --> 00:38:34,937 Hey, bro. You got your clippers, man? 741 00:38:35,034 --> 00:38:37,206 I hope they in here, because I need that line up. 742 00:38:38,413 --> 00:38:40,310 I don't have no croissant. 743 00:38:41,310 --> 00:38:44,241 I'm making a croissant. Relax. 744 00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:49,275 ♪ Noel, noel... ♪ 745 00:38:53,068 --> 00:38:55,655 Some circles. Yeah. Some circles, where? 746 00:38:57,586 --> 00:39:00,275 Boy, you was always the most gullible. 747 00:39:00,344 --> 00:39:02,862 Yeah. Tell them about that time you went to prom. 748 00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,586 Oh, man, that's my real life, man. 749 00:39:04,689 --> 00:39:06,758 You can't exploit it on live TV, man. 750 00:39:06,862 --> 00:39:09,413 - Yes, the hell you is! - Boy, what's so funny? 751 00:39:09,551 --> 00:39:11,137 Girl, we talking about the night 752 00:39:11,241 --> 00:39:13,689 we all went to the hospital after prom. 753 00:39:13,793 --> 00:39:14,689 What? 754 00:39:14,793 --> 00:39:16,010 Hey, hey, what's up with them pancakes? 755 00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:17,586 Nah! We finna talk about that. 756 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:20,413 Nah, first off, this fool right here done rigged a mirror 757 00:39:20,517 --> 00:39:22,277 to the ceiling like he Dolomite or something. 758 00:39:22,310 --> 00:39:23,862 And the mirror gon' crack. 759 00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:26,689 And a shard of glass just pierced this man's back. 760 00:39:26,758 --> 00:39:29,379 Yes. And he gonna keep going through the pain because 761 00:39:29,482 --> 00:39:31,838 he thinking, "This is my first time, this must be how it feel." 762 00:39:31,862 --> 00:39:33,655 This is the Energizer blood bunny over here 763 00:39:35,689 --> 00:39:37,896 Vera was hysterical, 764 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,862 because she was thinking that what her mom said was true. 765 00:39:40,965 --> 00:39:44,103 That she gonna die if she have sex. 766 00:39:44,482 --> 00:39:47,379 Girl, we all bust in the room like we being robbed. 767 00:39:47,482 --> 00:39:50,137 OK, wait. So you all were in the same hotel? 768 00:39:50,517 --> 00:39:51,941 Oh, well, who were you in the room with? 769 00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:54,724 Baby focus. You in my business, little mama. 770 00:39:54,827 --> 00:39:57,000 Then at the hospital, all they saw was black and blood. 771 00:39:57,103 --> 00:40:00,586 Thought I got shot, and needed a blood transfusion. Something. 772 00:40:00,724 --> 00:40:04,241 So we all decided that we gonna go ahead and donate blood. 773 00:40:04,344 --> 00:40:06,758 So we gonna save our friends' lives. 774 00:40:06,896 --> 00:40:10,000 And we would have got away with it if Bernard Hubert Dupree 775 00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:13,068 didn't call his mama and ask for the insurance information. 776 00:40:13,206 --> 00:40:17,551 - Medical debt is ridiculous. - OK, wait a minute. Bernard? 777 00:40:17,655 --> 00:40:22,448 Post-slavery, pre-woke, new name. Power to the people. 778 00:40:22,551 --> 00:40:23,551 OK. 779 00:40:23,586 --> 00:40:25,827 Not quite how I envisioned my prom night. 780 00:40:25,931 --> 00:40:29,310 Oh, OK. So was that like one of your last nights all together? 781 00:40:29,413 --> 00:40:32,413 Girl, no. Vera made us all go to college together. 782 00:40:32,517 --> 00:40:35,724 - You're welcome. - A-U-C, baby! 783 00:40:35,862 --> 00:40:36,896 Thank you. 784 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:41,344 Tori and Vera at Spelman. Kayden and Delvin at... 785 00:40:41,448 --> 00:40:42,862 Morehouse! 786 00:40:42,931 --> 00:40:47,413 - House, house, house, house! - Too much. Too much. Too much. 787 00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:51,241 And then Kelsie, Morgan, and Ajani went to Clark. 788 00:40:51,344 --> 00:40:53,068 CAU. Find a way, make a way. 789 00:40:53,172 --> 00:40:57,862 OK. OK. So, Omar, let me guess. Morris Brown? 790 00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:02,413 No, no. Actually, I, um... 791 00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:05,793 I graduated from Howard, D.C. 792 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,137 - H-U. - You left. 793 00:41:08,275 --> 00:41:10,586 - So, Vera. - Yeah? 794 00:41:10,655 --> 00:41:12,758 What do you have scheduled for us today? 795 00:41:12,827 --> 00:41:16,137 Well, I was thinking we could do something like... 796 00:41:17,931 --> 00:41:20,448 Go see the holiday lights exhibit at the King Center. 797 00:41:20,551 --> 00:41:24,379 It's like a memorial to Coretta's vision of Christmas 798 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,413 and civil rights. 799 00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:27,620 Oh, well, I had a dream. 800 00:41:27,724 --> 00:41:30,137 Me and my girl is going to the mall, baby. 801 00:41:30,241 --> 00:41:31,482 We're going shopping, baby. 802 00:41:31,620 --> 00:41:33,620 The mall? With what money? You broke. 803 00:41:33,724 --> 00:41:36,137 No, I got plenty of lash clients. Don't do all that. 804 00:41:36,275 --> 00:41:38,620 Hold on, hold on, hold on. What happened to theater, man? 805 00:41:38,758 --> 00:41:40,448 Saying the same line every night 806 00:41:40,551 --> 00:41:42,931 was not putting no bread on the table, baby. 807 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,960 So, you messed around and got a sugar mama, right? 808 00:41:45,034 --> 00:41:46,103 Hell yeah. She got money. 809 00:41:46,206 --> 00:41:48,310 I ain't eating cat for nothing. You feel me? 810 00:41:48,448 --> 00:41:50,965 Hey, hey. I booked Tori an appointment at an acupuncturist. 811 00:41:51,103 --> 00:41:53,103 I'm going to get her uterus revived. 812 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:56,034 Uterine ripening. Sounds amazing. 813 00:41:56,137 --> 00:41:58,931 - I'm all in. - All right. OK. Let's go. 814 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:03,517 Well, then, looks like it's just going to be me and my homeboys. 815 00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:07,172 Actually, I got a couple tickets to the Chick-fil-A bowl. 816 00:42:07,275 --> 00:42:09,551 What's happening? 817 00:42:09,689 --> 00:42:12,827 Free drinks, hell a ladies, in the box section. 818 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:15,827 But we're going to need a designated driver. 819 00:42:15,931 --> 00:42:17,689 - You already know. - Come on. 820 00:42:17,793 --> 00:42:20,931 Ok guys, this is so immature. This is really... 821 00:42:21,034 --> 00:42:23,965 - Bro. Bro! - Always! You know! 822 00:42:24,034 --> 00:42:25,493 Bro, you did rock three times? All right. 823 00:42:25,517 --> 00:42:26,769 Because I thought he was going to... 824 00:42:26,793 --> 00:42:28,206 Yeah, whatever. Did y'all get that? 825 00:42:28,344 --> 00:42:30,517 All right. I'll see y'all at the game. All right. Yeah. 826 00:42:32,689 --> 00:42:38,103 - Did you want to go to the game? - Oh, no. 827 00:42:38,517 --> 00:42:40,344 It's OK. You guys go and have a good time. 828 00:42:41,206 --> 00:42:42,689 I got some work to do. 829 00:42:42,793 --> 00:42:45,344 And plus Morgan's going to be here any minute now, so... 830 00:42:46,137 --> 00:42:48,482 All right. Cool. 831 00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:53,310 - Um, I'll see you later, then. - Yeah. See you later. 832 00:42:53,379 --> 00:42:55,241 - All right. - All right. 833 00:42:56,206 --> 00:42:58,689 Let's go, fellas! 834 00:42:58,827 --> 00:43:00,586 Girl, grab the bags. 835 00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:05,931 ♪ Born is the king... ♪ 836 00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:07,172 It's your girl, Shayla Hope. 837 00:43:07,275 --> 00:43:10,586 Make sure you book that next waxing. Link in bio. 838 00:43:14,137 --> 00:43:17,448 Really, V? On Christmas? You going to work? 839 00:43:17,586 --> 00:43:19,103 Girl, come to the mall with us. 840 00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:22,379 Now, um, you know I'm not going to the mall with you. 841 00:43:22,482 --> 00:43:23,896 Why? 842 00:43:23,965 --> 00:43:25,734 You remember the last time we went to the mall, what happened? 843 00:43:25,758 --> 00:43:27,068 What, girl? 844 00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:28,976 Who forgets they put somebody else's diamonds in their ear? 845 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,172 Girl, listen. God wanted me to have those. 846 00:43:32,275 --> 00:43:34,241 He bestowed them in my ear, baby. 847 00:43:34,344 --> 00:43:35,527 - What? - He bestowed them. 848 00:43:35,551 --> 00:43:36,724 No, you stole them. 849 00:43:36,793 --> 00:43:40,758 We only had to run from security, like, two blocks. 850 00:43:40,862 --> 00:43:44,862 Don't do too much. V, come on. Go to the mall with us. 851 00:43:44,931 --> 00:43:47,413 I'll get you a new bra and some sushi. 852 00:43:47,517 --> 00:43:48,877 Definitely the bra, because, baby, 853 00:43:48,931 --> 00:43:50,451 them titties are sitting on the table. 854 00:43:50,517 --> 00:43:51,758 Pick them up. Yes, ma'am. 855 00:43:51,862 --> 00:43:54,206 Baby, I seen them things when you was in the shower. 856 00:43:54,275 --> 00:43:57,275 They was touching your knees. I'm talking about dog ears. 857 00:43:57,413 --> 00:43:59,793 Deflated balloon. 858 00:43:59,896 --> 00:44:02,310 And plus, you know I got to get my girl a gift. 859 00:44:02,413 --> 00:44:04,241 Girl, you know you pick out the best gifts. 860 00:44:04,344 --> 00:44:07,827 OK, fine. Let me get my purse. Get my shoes. Sushi, gifts. OK. 861 00:44:07,931 --> 00:44:09,758 - Girl... - Just give me five minutes. 862 00:44:09,862 --> 00:44:11,827 I'm going to give my purse, my shoes. 863 00:44:11,931 --> 00:44:13,482 Oh, shoot. 864 00:44:13,586 --> 00:44:15,862 Girl, you're going to get on Zoom without a filter? 865 00:44:15,965 --> 00:44:18,275 You could have got rid of all the head meat, V. 866 00:44:18,379 --> 00:44:20,655 Uh-huh. OK, yes. What did you say? 867 00:44:20,758 --> 00:44:21,803 Oh, hey, I'm doing fine. 868 00:44:21,827 --> 00:44:23,147 I'm just stirring my witch's brew 869 00:44:23,241 --> 00:44:27,620 and grilling and rotisserating a small child on my grill outside. 870 00:44:27,724 --> 00:44:28,931 OK. Uh-huh. Oh, no. 871 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,448 I could do that. I could do that. 872 00:44:30,517 --> 00:44:33,965 Just give me a... No, it's not a problem at all. OK? Uh-huh. 873 00:44:34,034 --> 00:44:36,620 I can't afford to take time to keep looking for things, 874 00:44:36,724 --> 00:44:39,010 - and I know it's the holidays... - Uh-huh. Yes, ma'am. 875 00:44:39,034 --> 00:44:41,103 Girl, go ahead and call the Uber, baby. 876 00:44:41,206 --> 00:44:44,000 Our ride just went back to the plantation. 877 00:44:44,137 --> 00:44:46,862 500 pounds of cotton on my back, 878 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,344 and I still ain't got no douche for this stankin-ass cat. 879 00:44:50,448 --> 00:44:52,620 Girl, let's roll. 880 00:44:52,724 --> 00:44:54,724 Girl, I ain't no damn stud. I'm a femme. 881 00:44:54,827 --> 00:44:56,000 Put on your damn jacket. 882 00:44:56,103 --> 00:44:57,562 Yeah, I'm just going to grab my gloves. 883 00:44:57,586 --> 00:45:00,275 Oh, shit. My bad. My bad. My bad. 884 00:45:01,517 --> 00:45:03,172 Just let me... Got my shoes! 885 00:45:03,275 --> 00:45:06,103 Just need to get my purse and then the mall with my friends! 886 00:45:06,206 --> 00:45:09,862 OK girls, this is going to be so fun! Merry Christmas! 887 00:45:10,517 --> 00:45:11,724 Oh. 888 00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:16,275 - Hey. - Hey. 889 00:45:16,724 --> 00:45:21,068 Uh, I, um, I just, I just need to get my purse. 890 00:45:21,172 --> 00:45:23,206 I'm going to the mall with Kelsie. 891 00:45:24,448 --> 00:45:29,000 Cool. I was just, uh, getting my gloves. 892 00:45:29,103 --> 00:45:31,241 It's tough to have cold hands at a football game. 893 00:45:31,379 --> 00:45:35,310 Or cold feet. Um... 894 00:45:41,793 --> 00:45:44,137 Look, V, 895 00:45:46,551 --> 00:45:47,838 about what happened between us... 896 00:45:47,862 --> 00:45:51,551 Listen, it's, um, it was a long time ago, so. 897 00:45:52,862 --> 00:45:59,482 - So, everything's OK? - Yeah, absolutely. 898 00:45:59,586 --> 00:46:01,896 - Cool. - Yeah, cool. 899 00:46:03,379 --> 00:46:06,275 Ooh, that dairy! 900 00:46:07,137 --> 00:46:09,965 - Wait, why'd you close the door? - I didn't close the door. 901 00:46:10,103 --> 00:46:13,206 Hello? 902 00:46:13,758 --> 00:46:16,620 - Where's your brother at, dog? - Hey, man, probably in there 903 00:46:16,724 --> 00:46:18,769 putting on his underwear inside out. You know he OCD. 904 00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:21,482 Man, tell Captain Underpants to hurry up, dog. 905 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:23,103 - We're going to miss the game! - Bro! 906 00:46:23,206 --> 00:46:27,448 Just turn on the light. That's the light. 907 00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:29,275 - Come on, baby. - Thanks. 908 00:46:30,965 --> 00:46:32,482 Ah, that's what you get! 909 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:35,827 - Y'all get on my nerves. - Her too slow. 910 00:46:35,931 --> 00:46:38,965 You can't even stuff your ass in here! 911 00:46:39,068 --> 00:46:40,206 Got my damn girl back there 912 00:46:40,310 --> 00:46:42,620 smushed like a damn panini bread. Look at y'all. 913 00:46:42,724 --> 00:46:44,724 Seatbelt, pretty lady. 914 00:46:44,827 --> 00:46:48,758 Hmm. Ooh. OK. You again? 915 00:46:48,862 --> 00:46:52,896 Yo! They can't leave me yet. I'm driving. 916 00:46:52,965 --> 00:46:54,137 Y'all ready? 917 00:46:54,275 --> 00:46:57,344 Yes, Vin Diesel. Can you get us there fast and furiously? 918 00:46:57,758 --> 00:46:59,734 Game going to be over with by the time we get there. 919 00:46:59,758 --> 00:47:01,689 Ferocious! 920 00:47:03,103 --> 00:47:05,655 What the hell kind of closet is this? Shit! 921 00:47:05,758 --> 00:47:08,206 Don't say shit in front of Jesus. 922 00:47:08,310 --> 00:47:09,320 It traps you on the inside. 923 00:47:09,344 --> 00:47:11,862 - It's not going to be all right! - Stop! 924 00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:14,862 That's how you see commitment, huh? Lockdown, prison. 925 00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:17,448 I'm the one that's messing things up? I wasn't ready. 926 00:47:17,551 --> 00:47:19,689 I was going to call you an N-I-G-G-A. 927 00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:23,034 The whole world revolved around you. 928 00:47:23,172 --> 00:47:26,448 Whenever you come around, chaos! 929 00:47:26,517 --> 00:47:27,517 You want me to break it? 930 00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:29,413 No, I want you to put your back into it. 931 00:47:39,827 --> 00:47:41,620 Look, V, 932 00:47:43,379 --> 00:47:45,724 I got scared. 933 00:47:46,275 --> 00:47:49,206 - All right? I couldn't do it. - You played me like a fool. 934 00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,665 You could have called or something. 935 00:47:50,689 --> 00:47:51,827 And said what? 936 00:47:51,931 --> 00:47:54,931 "Hey, V, it's me, O. 937 00:47:55,034 --> 00:47:56,724 "I don't want to marry your ass no more, 938 00:47:56,862 --> 00:47:59,689 but you go ahead and keep the ring. All right, holla back." 939 00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:02,758 I wanted to marry you, V, just not right then. 940 00:48:03,931 --> 00:48:06,137 That summer alone in D.C. 941 00:48:07,896 --> 00:48:10,275 It made me realize how immature I really was. 942 00:48:10,379 --> 00:48:12,413 Well, I guess I should just be thankful, huh? 943 00:48:12,517 --> 00:48:14,068 I'll settle for pleasant. 944 00:48:15,034 --> 00:48:17,724 I hate that I ever hurt you. 945 00:48:17,827 --> 00:48:21,344 Well, the prom night hurt was worth it. 946 00:48:26,827 --> 00:48:33,068 - Well, how are things in D.C.? - Oh, they're good. Really good. 947 00:48:34,586 --> 00:48:36,413 Strange time to be in politics. 948 00:48:36,517 --> 00:48:40,241 Politics? I thought you were doing community activism. 949 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,931 Yes. 950 00:48:43,034 --> 00:48:45,620 Which is what Obama did before he became president. 951 00:48:45,724 --> 00:48:48,758 OK, Mr. President. 952 00:48:50,379 --> 00:48:53,413 Wow. 953 00:48:53,793 --> 00:48:56,413 Hey, I'm actually running for city council in the fall. 954 00:48:58,275 --> 00:48:59,931 That's really awesome. 955 00:49:06,068 --> 00:49:11,000 So what about you, Ms. Corporate Ladder? 956 00:49:12,379 --> 00:49:14,379 Things are going well. 957 00:49:14,517 --> 00:49:17,862 I'm actually in line for a big promotion, 958 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:23,517 and, um, will be moving soon. 959 00:49:26,206 --> 00:49:27,517 When? 960 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:30,413 - End of the year. - Where? 961 00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:33,655 China. 962 00:49:37,551 --> 00:49:40,103 - China? - Well, they... 963 00:49:40,206 --> 00:49:42,896 Nothing's keeping me here, except fear. 964 00:49:43,034 --> 00:49:45,827 They asked who was willing, and I raised my hand. 965 00:49:45,965 --> 00:49:49,000 You were always in love with Asian culture. 966 00:49:49,482 --> 00:49:51,931 You used to run around everywhere with them chopsticks. 967 00:49:55,379 --> 00:50:00,482 So, this is Vera's last holiday ho or ah 968 00:50:00,586 --> 00:50:02,482 for the crew before you bounce, huh? 969 00:50:02,586 --> 00:50:04,172 Well, they don't know yet. 970 00:50:04,275 --> 00:50:07,655 I thought I'd take a page out of your book and just disappear. 971 00:50:08,827 --> 00:50:12,379 Oh, come on now. I thought we was cool. 972 00:50:12,517 --> 00:50:15,000 Oh, shots fired. 973 00:50:15,103 --> 00:50:16,689 All right. Couldn't resist. My bad. 974 00:50:16,827 --> 00:50:18,482 Oh, well, congrats. 975 00:50:20,275 --> 00:50:24,689 And, um, thanks for doing all this. 976 00:50:25,896 --> 00:50:29,517 Hmm. You, um, weren't invited. 977 00:50:31,344 --> 00:50:33,758 But you was hoping I would come, though, right? 978 00:50:35,758 --> 00:50:36,931 Nope. 979 00:50:37,862 --> 00:50:39,448 Not even a little bit? 980 00:50:41,586 --> 00:50:42,758 Maybe. 981 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,206 Huh. 982 00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:49,931 - Can I turn a maybe into a yes? - You could try. 983 00:50:53,482 --> 00:50:56,379 - Ow! - Oh, sorry. 984 00:50:56,482 --> 00:51:00,413 It's OK. I just... Ow! 985 00:51:04,241 --> 00:51:06,827 God, it seems like this should be easier. 986 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,931 Hello? Hello? 987 00:51:23,482 --> 00:51:25,068 Whew. 988 00:51:26,862 --> 00:51:30,586 Guys, I'm here! Hello? 989 00:51:34,172 --> 00:51:36,241 Hello? 990 00:51:44,413 --> 00:51:45,827 Starving... 991 00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:55,586 Way too spicy. 992 00:51:55,724 --> 00:51:57,724 Always use too much. 993 00:51:58,620 --> 00:52:01,482 Oh this is nice! 994 00:52:07,827 --> 00:52:09,482 Ooh, Jesus. 995 00:52:14,689 --> 00:52:17,827 Hello? Hello? 996 00:52:17,931 --> 00:52:20,241 Just pull it, just pull it, just pull it! 997 00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:30,758 Wait, it just has hooks... 998 00:52:31,655 --> 00:52:33,517 OK, yeah, let me just get this. 999 00:52:33,655 --> 00:52:36,068 - Just help me out. - OK, OK, I'm trying. 1000 00:52:41,965 --> 00:52:44,310 Oh, wow, this is a nice... 1001 00:52:44,448 --> 00:52:48,275 Oh, ow. Oh. OK! 1002 00:52:50,344 --> 00:52:53,448 - Oh my God! - What the hell? Are you crazy? 1003 00:52:53,551 --> 00:52:56,344 - Are you all right? - Are you making out? 1004 00:52:56,448 --> 00:52:57,448 - No! - Yes! 1005 00:52:57,517 --> 00:52:58,517 What? 1006 00:52:58,655 --> 00:53:00,344 Just let me out of here, please! 1007 00:53:00,482 --> 00:53:02,862 OK, sorry! 1008 00:53:03,275 --> 00:53:07,068 Sorry. Sorry. Did you drive all night? 1009 00:53:07,206 --> 00:53:09,206 No, child. My car was acting up. 1010 00:53:09,310 --> 00:53:10,758 Oh, Morgan, I'm so sorry. 1011 00:53:10,862 --> 00:53:13,896 Don't worry. It comes with bankrupt divorcee territory. 1012 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,040 Praise God. My pastor prayed and a miracle happened. 1013 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,172 What, you got a flight? 1014 00:53:17,275 --> 00:53:20,689 No. A charter bus was headed to Tyler Perry Studios, 1015 00:53:20,793 --> 00:53:21,941 and I got a ticket for half price. 1016 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,565 Oh, good. Wait. Well, how'd you get here? 1017 00:53:23,689 --> 00:53:25,413 I spent my last on a rideshare, 1018 00:53:25,551 --> 00:53:27,068 because you didn't answer the phone. 1019 00:53:27,172 --> 00:53:29,034 I was trapped in the closet. 1020 00:53:30,344 --> 00:53:31,586 Oh, please, Morgan. Not now. 1021 00:53:31,689 --> 00:53:35,689 All I'm saying is that fornication is a sin. 1022 00:53:35,758 --> 00:53:38,862 - We were not doing anything. - We weren't. 1023 00:53:38,965 --> 00:53:41,034 No need to explain. I'm not your judge. 1024 00:53:41,137 --> 00:53:42,965 Yeah, I can't tell by the way you bust in 1025 00:53:43,068 --> 00:53:44,413 like you the SWAT team. 1026 00:53:44,517 --> 00:53:46,758 Well, if you two were not playing hide-and-go-get-it, 1027 00:53:46,862 --> 00:53:48,551 then maybe I wouldn't have had to mace you. 1028 00:53:48,655 --> 00:53:51,034 - I was trapped. - And dry humping. 1029 00:53:51,137 --> 00:53:53,034 She wasn't dry. 1030 00:53:53,137 --> 00:53:56,068 It is always better to be safe than sorry, especially with him. 1031 00:53:56,172 --> 00:53:58,862 Hey, you know I can still hear y'all, right? 1032 00:53:58,965 --> 00:54:00,562 And what the hell is that supposed to mean? 1033 00:54:00,586 --> 00:54:04,551 It means your fly is open and your shirt is on backwards. 1034 00:54:04,655 --> 00:54:06,413 Come on. Help me with these bags. 1035 00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:11,758 Ah! Morgan! 1036 00:54:13,862 --> 00:54:17,448 Oh, Black girl magic! Black girl magic! 1037 00:54:18,206 --> 00:54:19,482 Where y'all been? 1038 00:54:19,620 --> 00:54:22,793 We just came from getting my uterus flushed out. 1039 00:54:22,896 --> 00:54:25,620 Wait, you got toxins steamed out of your... 1040 00:54:25,758 --> 00:54:27,068 - Yeah. - Mine too. 1041 00:54:27,172 --> 00:54:29,389 - But you don't have a... - All men are born with one... 1042 00:54:29,413 --> 00:54:31,827 No! What is wrong with you? 1043 00:54:31,965 --> 00:54:35,206 Hey, man, whose damn luggage is this here, man? 1044 00:54:35,310 --> 00:54:36,448 Boy, shut up! 1045 00:54:36,551 --> 00:54:38,010 Don't you think you did enough damage for the day? 1046 00:54:38,034 --> 00:54:40,758 - Man, that was not my fault! - What happened? 1047 00:54:40,862 --> 00:54:42,620 Ask Floyd Mayweather over there. 1048 00:54:43,586 --> 00:54:44,793 More like Evander Holyfield. 1049 00:54:44,896 --> 00:54:46,562 Yeah, you weren't saying that when you was chilling 1050 00:54:46,586 --> 00:54:47,872 up in my box seats. How about that? 1051 00:54:47,896 --> 00:54:50,931 I was saying that! I wanted to be to the mall with my old lady! 1052 00:54:51,034 --> 00:54:52,620 And she wanted to be at the game. 1053 00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:53,804 She was kidnapped. 1054 00:54:53,896 --> 00:54:56,275 Y'all, it was a white van and everything. 1055 00:54:56,379 --> 00:54:58,482 She was not kidnapped Was it a white van? 1056 00:54:58,620 --> 00:55:00,838 No, I was not kidnapped, OK? I actually enjoyed the game. 1057 00:55:00,862 --> 00:55:03,379 Yes, and we had an extra ticket, so I invited her to the game. 1058 00:55:03,482 --> 00:55:05,137 - What's wrong with that? - My ticket? 1059 00:55:05,206 --> 00:55:07,413 - Yeah, and I said yes. - My ticket? 1060 00:55:07,517 --> 00:55:08,689 That girl would say yes 1061 00:55:08,793 --> 00:55:10,553 to anything that'll get her some extra likes. 1062 00:55:10,620 --> 00:55:11,793 So they gave you my ticket? 1063 00:55:11,896 --> 00:55:14,137 And besides, old dude was trying me, man. 1064 00:55:14,206 --> 00:55:15,551 He was not trying you! 1065 00:55:15,655 --> 00:55:17,103 He was cheering for the other team! 1066 00:55:17,206 --> 00:55:19,620 - In my section. - It was a game! 1067 00:55:19,724 --> 00:55:22,517 Ricky Minaj, do you know I will murder you in here? 1068 00:55:22,655 --> 00:55:24,034 It was never a game! 1069 00:55:24,137 --> 00:55:26,655 Hey, girl, take my wig off and show him my Boosie fade. 1070 00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:29,724 'Cause I'm really finna throw these hands. For real. For real. 1071 00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:34,344 Hey, hey. Let's calm down. Right? It's over. 1072 00:55:34,448 --> 00:55:35,310 Girl, if you don't 1073 00:55:35,413 --> 00:55:37,241 get your flimsy neck ass up out of my face. 1074 00:55:38,689 --> 00:55:40,758 Please. Baby, I'm sorry. 1075 00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:43,412 Why don't we all just calm down 1076 00:55:43,482 --> 00:55:44,862 and have a little cocoa and chill? 1077 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,827 - Yes, I would love some cocoa. - Me too. 1078 00:55:46,931 --> 00:55:49,172 Is it organic? 1079 00:55:49,275 --> 00:55:51,724 Ain't it called Netflix and chill? 1080 00:55:52,172 --> 00:55:54,551 Cocoa and chill is a great name. I'm going to go that way. 1081 00:55:54,689 --> 00:55:58,000 - He want me to fight him? - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1082 00:55:58,103 --> 00:56:00,448 - Pretty girl... - I need some of my medicine. 1083 00:56:00,551 --> 00:56:02,044 I only took a plan B today. That's it. 1084 00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:04,068 And you? You're going to have two dreads, 1085 00:56:04,172 --> 00:56:06,148 - just like Ajani if you don't... - Leave my people alone. 1086 00:56:06,172 --> 00:56:08,758 All right. Guys. Let's just go outside. 1087 00:56:08,862 --> 00:56:09,872 Always want to fight people 1088 00:56:09,896 --> 00:56:11,376 'cause you're fighting with yourself! 1089 00:56:14,689 --> 00:56:16,862 Morgan, what the hell you got on? 1090 00:56:16,965 --> 00:56:19,034 Looking like you rode over here on an Amish horse. 1091 00:56:19,137 --> 00:56:22,068 And you? Y'all, get on up out of my face, girl. For real. 1092 00:56:22,172 --> 00:56:23,758 You like a wet bus driver! 1093 00:56:23,896 --> 00:56:25,413 Damn. Man, where was you at all day? 1094 00:56:25,517 --> 00:56:29,068 - You gave away my ticket, bruh. - Man, damn my ticket! Where... 1095 00:56:31,275 --> 00:56:34,413 Boy, you think you slick. That better be catfish. 1096 00:56:40,241 --> 00:56:42,620 What about the cocoa and chill? 1097 00:56:42,758 --> 00:56:45,241 So y'all actually got into a fight? 1098 00:56:45,344 --> 00:56:48,517 Yeah. You know I ain't letting nobody check my manhood. 1099 00:56:48,586 --> 00:56:50,034 And Delvin started it? 1100 00:56:50,137 --> 00:56:53,068 Hell yeah. He made somebody sick. All the dude said was... 1101 00:56:53,172 --> 00:56:55,724 "Hey, pal. You put your finger in my beer." 1102 00:56:55,793 --> 00:56:58,206 And I said, "Yo, my bad. That's on me." 1103 00:56:58,275 --> 00:57:00,172 But he still got loud and all boisterous 1104 00:57:00,275 --> 00:57:02,515 and swell his chest up at me. So what I'm supposed to do? 1105 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:05,310 Don't nobody want your stadium fingers all in their... 1106 00:57:05,413 --> 00:57:08,482 Pants, unzipped, and totally out of breath. 1107 00:57:08,586 --> 00:57:11,000 Ooh, like two rabbits under the half moon. 1108 00:57:11,137 --> 00:57:13,241 Those two were always soulmates. 1109 00:57:13,344 --> 00:57:15,172 Vera better wear some protection. 1110 00:57:15,275 --> 00:57:18,000 My ex-husband was a serpent just like Omar. 1111 00:57:18,103 --> 00:57:20,448 I'm telling you, he was ready to put his hands in her... 1112 00:57:20,551 --> 00:57:25,724 Asshole! Delvin put his hands in a stranger's beer? 1113 00:57:25,827 --> 00:57:26,827 No, no, no. It was a... 1114 00:57:26,931 --> 00:57:29,827 Mistake. I submitted that file last week. 1115 00:57:31,206 --> 00:57:34,689 - Oh no, looks like... - You have got to be the most... 1116 00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:37,344 - Ignorant dude I know. - Wait, who? Me? 1117 00:57:37,448 --> 00:57:38,838 Nah, bro. Not me. I was a perfect gentleman. 1118 00:57:38,862 --> 00:57:41,113 Look, I was even like, "Dog, you can put your finger in my beer. 1119 00:57:41,137 --> 00:57:43,344 I'm going to throw it away, but you can still do it." 1120 00:57:43,448 --> 00:57:45,103 - But dude wanted... - Cash! 1121 00:57:45,172 --> 00:57:48,482 All I'm saying is, if she used her money 1122 00:57:48,586 --> 00:57:50,379 to support the house of the Lord, 1123 00:57:50,482 --> 00:57:52,896 then maybe she wouldn't be so easily... 1124 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,724 - Used again. - Ain't nobody use me. I... 1125 00:57:55,827 --> 00:57:57,793 Killed this presentation. 1126 00:57:57,896 --> 00:57:59,655 Listen, I respect your opinion, but... 1127 00:57:59,793 --> 00:58:02,517 Forget that! I need to help him find his seat. 1128 00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:03,724 What? 1129 00:58:03,862 --> 00:58:07,137 Man, he stood up, so I sat his ass down. Donkey Kong... 1130 00:58:07,241 --> 00:58:09,000 Ain't got nothing on me! 1131 00:58:09,068 --> 00:58:12,413 - Except for a busted lip. - That's so unnecessary! 1132 00:58:12,517 --> 00:58:13,724 All you got to do is shut... 1133 00:58:13,827 --> 00:58:16,344 Up until you punched the dude, I was on your side! 1134 00:58:16,413 --> 00:58:19,482 You can't just be autographing yourself out of stuff, man. 1135 00:58:19,551 --> 00:58:20,689 Man, that's cap. 1136 00:58:20,793 --> 00:58:23,413 I should have the opportunity to finish the project. 1137 00:58:23,551 --> 00:58:27,758 That oversight was not on my end. This is some... 1138 00:58:27,862 --> 00:58:29,662 Bullshit, bro. And plus, if it wasn't for me, 1139 00:58:29,724 --> 00:58:31,551 you'd have no excitement in your life. 1140 00:58:31,689 --> 00:58:32,929 You'd basically have on a slip, 1141 00:58:33,034 --> 00:58:34,862 sitting in the bed like an old lady. 1142 00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:37,413 Really? 1143 00:58:37,517 --> 00:58:39,172 Did you just call me boring? 1144 00:58:41,793 --> 00:58:44,206 - Hey, man! - Jesus, take the wheel. 1145 00:58:44,310 --> 00:58:47,896 The spirit of the lusty vegan is loose in this house. 1146 00:58:48,034 --> 00:58:49,241 Don't use God's name in vain. 1147 00:58:49,344 --> 00:58:50,896 Oh, I don't play about my Yahweh. 1148 00:58:51,034 --> 00:58:52,034 Yahh what? 1149 00:58:52,137 --> 00:58:53,896 And how come you can't put that much energy 1150 00:58:54,034 --> 00:58:55,862 into this process? 1151 00:58:55,965 --> 00:58:59,172 Ow! I told you to count to three! 1152 00:58:59,241 --> 00:59:01,448 - You're not the boss of me! - I am the boss of you. 1153 00:59:01,551 --> 00:59:06,379 Yes, ma'am. I will fix it. 6 p.m... 1154 00:59:07,793 --> 00:59:10,000 Hong Kong time tomorrow? 1155 00:59:12,413 --> 00:59:15,068 OK. Yes, just one question. 1156 00:59:15,172 --> 00:59:16,772 Why you always got to be causing a scene? 1157 00:59:16,862 --> 00:59:18,103 Why are you so judgmental? 1158 00:59:18,206 --> 00:59:20,793 Did you pay for the replacement beer? 1159 00:59:20,931 --> 00:59:22,482 Why is that your responsibility? 1160 00:59:22,586 --> 00:59:25,310 And why are you always coming to his rescue? 1161 00:59:25,448 --> 00:59:27,275 That's four questions. 1162 00:59:27,379 --> 00:59:30,103 - Not today. - Tomorrow? 1163 00:59:30,206 --> 00:59:34,965 December 25th. Christmas. No, I... 1164 00:59:35,068 --> 00:59:36,931 I'm glad the wax chick had your tickets anyway. 1165 00:59:37,034 --> 00:59:38,206 She look better than you. 1166 00:59:38,275 --> 00:59:41,379 Treat me different now that I'm saved and go to church. 1167 00:59:41,482 --> 00:59:42,562 Because you act like the 13th disciple. 1168 00:59:42,586 --> 00:59:44,758 Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Morgan! 1169 00:59:44,827 --> 00:59:47,620 - Fine! - Fine infinity! 1170 00:59:54,724 --> 00:59:57,034 ♪ You're looking for the right one ♪ 1171 00:59:57,137 --> 01:00:00,793 ♪ Right one, right one... ♪ 1172 01:00:00,896 --> 01:00:03,068 So, I'm guessing you're pretty mad at me, huh, Pookie? 1173 01:00:03,137 --> 01:00:05,103 Don't Pookie me. 1174 01:00:06,413 --> 01:00:09,310 What? Pookie, don't be like that. 1175 01:00:09,413 --> 01:00:11,896 Look, I'm not just your girl, OK? 1176 01:00:11,965 --> 01:00:14,206 I'm your guest. And sometimes it's like... 1177 01:00:14,275 --> 01:00:15,793 It's like I'm just invisible to you. 1178 01:00:15,896 --> 01:00:19,137 Invisible? Girl, you might be light-skinned, 1179 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,793 but you damn sure ain't invisible. 1180 01:00:20,896 --> 01:00:23,448 Everywhere we go, someone is always gawking at you. 1181 01:00:23,551 --> 01:00:26,241 Plus, you post at least 500 pictures a day. 1182 01:00:26,344 --> 01:00:29,137 Oh, so now you have a problem with my social media presence, 1183 01:00:29,275 --> 01:00:30,586 but no problem tagging yourself, 1184 01:00:30,689 --> 01:00:32,586 trying to build up your little business. 1185 01:00:32,689 --> 01:00:34,620 Little business? 1186 01:00:34,724 --> 01:00:38,275 Guess I realized how valuable it was posing with an IG THOT. 1187 01:00:38,379 --> 01:00:42,103 I snap. I pose. I'm an IG ho. 1188 01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:45,793 THOT, THOT, THOT, THOT, THOT. THOT, THOT, THOT, THOT, THOT. 1189 01:00:45,896 --> 01:00:47,275 Get your followers up, baby. 1190 01:00:50,137 --> 01:00:53,137 You know what? Um, I should leave. 1191 01:00:53,241 --> 01:00:55,275 Can you call back the Uber driver? 1192 01:00:55,379 --> 01:00:57,448 Why would I have the Uber driver number? 1193 01:00:58,724 --> 01:01:00,137 Ooh. 1194 01:01:02,517 --> 01:01:05,344 - Let's see here. - Really going through my phone? 1195 01:01:05,448 --> 01:01:08,275 Oh. "Thanks for the ride." "My pleasure." 1196 01:01:08,379 --> 01:01:10,517 "How long you in town for, beautiful?" 1197 01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:12,931 "Till New Year's." 1198 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,689 "Well, I'd like to come pick you up." 1199 01:01:14,827 --> 01:01:16,965 "I'd like to ride." 1200 01:01:17,034 --> 01:01:18,206 "Say less." 1201 01:01:18,344 --> 01:01:22,724 "I'ma call you after I finish the game with my friends." 1202 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:25,482 First of all, my voice is not that squeaky. 1203 01:01:25,586 --> 01:01:27,206 And of course, we friends. 1204 01:01:27,310 --> 01:01:28,827 We got to be friends before lovers. 1205 01:01:28,931 --> 01:01:32,517 Like, girl, you tripping. For real, though, babe. For real. 1206 01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:35,448 I got you here with my friends and everything. 1207 01:01:35,551 --> 01:01:39,137 Right. You know what? 1208 01:01:39,482 --> 01:01:45,517 I might be a IG THOT, but at least I know who I am. 1209 01:01:47,517 --> 01:01:50,103 Really? 1210 01:01:52,862 --> 01:01:54,482 Well, fine! 1211 01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,862 And I ain't talking about your body. 1212 01:01:58,965 --> 01:01:59,827 Hey, guys! 1213 01:01:59,931 --> 01:02:01,689 We can't let this ruin our holiday. 1214 01:02:05,034 --> 01:02:07,551 Fun by the fire pit in one hour. 1215 01:02:13,586 --> 01:02:14,655 Hey. 1216 01:02:14,758 --> 01:02:16,103 Hey girl, where Shayla at? 1217 01:02:16,206 --> 01:02:18,517 They broke up. 1218 01:02:18,620 --> 01:02:20,068 - Oh, damn it! - Damn. 1219 01:02:20,172 --> 01:02:21,379 Damn it. 1220 01:02:25,034 --> 01:02:27,379 Really? Y'all betting on my failure? 1221 01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:29,896 - What fail? Who fail? - Nobody! 1222 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,068 - Her relationship ended. - I feel bad for you. 1223 01:02:35,413 --> 01:02:36,586 Ohh! 1224 01:02:36,655 --> 01:02:40,758 Easy money. Easier money. 1225 01:02:40,862 --> 01:02:44,103 OK. OK. OK, y'all. That's enough. 1226 01:02:44,620 --> 01:02:46,275 Truth or shot. 1227 01:02:47,655 --> 01:02:49,517 Well, I have a drinking limit, so that... 1228 01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:51,137 Not tonight, you don't. 1229 01:02:51,241 --> 01:02:54,931 God's first miracle was getting a party F'd up. 1230 01:02:55,068 --> 01:02:57,758 You know what? You so disrespectful. 1231 01:02:57,862 --> 01:03:01,379 Listen. The rules of the game is we all go around the circle 1232 01:03:01,482 --> 01:03:03,689 and tell the absolute truth. 1233 01:03:03,793 --> 01:03:06,689 If you agree with that truth, then you take a shot. 1234 01:03:06,827 --> 01:03:08,034 I'm all the way in. 1235 01:03:08,172 --> 01:03:10,344 Why can't we just play some regular-ass games 1236 01:03:10,448 --> 01:03:12,172 like regular Black folks? 1237 01:03:12,275 --> 01:03:15,310 - But who's the winner? - Yo fine-ass daddy! 1238 01:03:17,689 --> 01:03:19,379 It kind of smell like Waffle House. 1239 01:03:19,517 --> 01:03:21,000 Oh, it smells like a patty melt! 1240 01:03:21,103 --> 01:03:23,827 Ooh! I can melt his patty! 1241 01:03:24,241 --> 01:03:27,689 - What's wrong with y'all? - Woo! God damn. 1242 01:03:27,827 --> 01:03:29,344 I hope you can hold your liquor. 1243 01:03:29,482 --> 01:03:30,862 I'm a grown-ass man. 1244 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:34,517 Hey, daddy! 1245 01:03:34,655 --> 01:03:36,448 I'll go next. 1246 01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:38,862 I watched all the seasons of Downton Abbey. 1247 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,551 Oh! No, I can't get with that. 1248 01:03:40,689 --> 01:03:42,562 Girl, what the hell is that? I ain't never watched that. 1249 01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:44,010 Girl, even the maids ain't Black in that. 1250 01:03:44,034 --> 01:03:46,379 I ain't even gonna lie, I'm true to mine. 1251 01:03:46,517 --> 01:03:48,344 I ain't never miss an episode! 1252 01:03:48,448 --> 01:03:51,034 It's a good show. 1253 01:03:51,172 --> 01:03:54,448 OK, OK. I'm gonna go ahead and put it out here like this. 1254 01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:59,344 Steph Curry is the new greatest of all time basketball player 1255 01:03:59,482 --> 01:04:00,551 over Michael Jordan. 1256 01:04:00,655 --> 01:04:03,379 That's the light-skinned one? The girl dad? 1257 01:04:03,448 --> 01:04:05,862 - He plays for the Warriors. - Yeah, that's him right there. 1258 01:04:05,931 --> 01:04:07,517 - Yeah, Warriors. - That's my wife! 1259 01:04:07,586 --> 01:04:10,275 Shoot. MJ all day, baby. 1260 01:04:10,413 --> 01:04:11,562 Nah, forget all that. I got one. 1261 01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:13,620 I buy food stamps from the little homie 1262 01:04:13,758 --> 01:04:15,278 when I'm trying to buy some groceries. 1263 01:04:15,344 --> 01:04:17,448 Hey, Delv, I ain't even gonna lie. 1264 01:04:17,586 --> 01:04:19,026 Remember, I got the number from you. 1265 01:04:19,068 --> 01:04:21,551 - That is horrible! - It's reparations! 1266 01:04:21,620 --> 01:04:25,103 - It is fraud! - It's giving... 1267 01:04:25,206 --> 01:04:26,931 It's giving fraud. 1268 01:04:27,034 --> 01:04:29,931 I just like to do that when I'm drunk. It's giving... 1269 01:04:31,344 --> 01:04:33,896 OK, OK. I got one. I got one. I got one. 1270 01:04:34,344 --> 01:04:35,620 Go ahead, babe. 1271 01:04:35,758 --> 01:04:40,379 - I still get a perm. - Hey, I miss my hairline. 1272 01:04:42,620 --> 01:04:45,034 - I love your scalp meat. - I know! 1273 01:04:45,137 --> 01:04:46,700 Didn't you see that Chris Rock documentary? 1274 01:04:46,724 --> 01:04:48,896 OK, I got one, everybody. 1275 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:52,275 I hate men with thin nut. 1276 01:04:52,379 --> 01:04:54,448 Don't skeet that dog water in my eye. 1277 01:04:54,551 --> 01:04:56,793 - Wait, wait, wait. In your eye? - Yeah. 1278 01:04:56,931 --> 01:05:00,034 Don't drink to that! Babe, don't drink to that! 1279 01:05:00,137 --> 01:05:04,137 - OK, I got a good one. - Come on. Bring it. 1280 01:05:04,241 --> 01:05:07,000 Name one male celebrity that you find sexy. 1281 01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:10,448 - Me! Myself! - Absolutely not. 1282 01:05:10,517 --> 01:05:16,551 Well, I think Michael B. Jordan is hot! 1283 01:05:16,931 --> 01:05:23,000 No. Michael B. Jordan? I'm not drinking to that dude. 1284 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:30,655 I would totally leave Kayden for Michael B. Jordan! 1285 01:05:33,344 --> 01:05:34,344 Hey, Kelvin, 1286 01:05:34,448 --> 01:05:37,413 can you play Hit Tori In The Throat for me? 1287 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:40,275 Oh, no, 'cause Michael B. Jordan might play Hit It. 1288 01:05:41,448 --> 01:05:43,344 Don't act like you wouldn't 1289 01:05:43,482 --> 01:05:45,275 leave me for Halle Berry or some shit. 1290 01:05:45,379 --> 01:05:48,000 I ain't leaving you for nobody. What you talking about? 1291 01:05:48,103 --> 01:05:49,655 Oh, he's so sweet! 1292 01:05:49,758 --> 01:05:52,724 Halle Barry in Losing Isiah or Halle Barry in Monster's Ball? 1293 01:05:52,827 --> 01:05:54,965 Now, she was on crack. 1294 01:05:59,793 --> 01:06:01,700 I just need a few more things before we can 1295 01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:03,896 close this deal with our biggest client ever. 1296 01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:05,724 Do you think you could rerun the numbers? 1297 01:06:05,827 --> 01:06:07,689 Well, sure, but... 1298 01:06:07,793 --> 01:06:10,068 I hope you're not pulling out on me. 1299 01:06:10,172 --> 01:06:12,862 Some folks have been slowing down because of the holidays. 1300 01:06:12,965 --> 01:06:15,068 Well, it is Christmas Eve. 1301 01:06:15,206 --> 01:06:18,206 And this is what senior leadership looks like. 1302 01:06:18,310 --> 01:06:22,689 Plus, if you nail this, you could be celebrating Christmas 1303 01:06:22,758 --> 01:06:26,551 next year in Hong Kong. Konnichiwa! 1304 01:06:26,689 --> 01:06:28,344 Thank you. 1305 01:06:28,448 --> 01:06:30,862 When my dad started this company 30 years ago, 1306 01:06:30,931 --> 01:06:35,068 he asked us to give up our annual family vacation to Paris. 1307 01:06:35,206 --> 01:06:37,724 I didn't want to do it. I knew it meant that my nanny 1308 01:06:37,862 --> 01:06:41,172 would be the one taking me to my horseback riding lessons, 1309 01:06:41,241 --> 01:06:43,586 but I made the sacrifice then 1310 01:06:43,689 --> 01:06:45,689 because I was thinking about the future, 1311 01:06:45,758 --> 01:06:48,551 when I'd be running late to the country club cocktail party 1312 01:06:48,655 --> 01:06:51,068 because you made a mess and I have to clean it up. 1313 01:06:51,172 --> 01:06:54,241 But, Ms. Montgomery, can I count on you? 1314 01:06:54,344 --> 01:06:58,448 Yes, of course. Sure. I'll rerun those numbers 1315 01:06:58,551 --> 01:07:01,379 and have them in your inbox by 8 a.m. 1316 01:07:01,827 --> 01:07:06,931 Thanks for the opportunity and, um, Merry Christmas. 1317 01:07:09,241 --> 01:07:11,275 Still the hardest-working woman I ever met. 1318 01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:15,310 Oh, just finishing up a couple tasks. 1319 01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,758 You can go ahead and have my shot for me. 1320 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:26,448 Why don't you take a break? 1321 01:07:28,620 --> 01:07:30,896 Make some new holiday memories? 1322 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:36,931 ♪ But I need more attention from you... ♪ 1323 01:07:37,034 --> 01:07:40,586 ♪ Attention from you ♪ 1324 01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:41,965 Vera? 1325 01:07:43,517 --> 01:07:45,965 Oh, hey! 1326 01:07:46,068 --> 01:07:49,827 I, um, just came to get a Post-It. 1327 01:07:49,931 --> 01:07:52,896 I'm posting some stuff, and so I need a Post-It. 1328 01:07:52,965 --> 01:07:55,965 But, so, I'm just... Yep, here I come! 1329 01:07:59,655 --> 01:08:04,344 So cute. I'm coming! I got, I need the Post-Its. 1330 01:08:10,448 --> 01:08:13,275 Look, maybe we're both just a little tipsy. 1331 01:08:14,896 --> 01:08:16,862 I'm not tipsy. 1332 01:08:19,034 --> 01:08:21,344 - Maybe it's the holiday magic? - It's not. 1333 01:08:23,689 --> 01:08:25,068 I want you. 1334 01:08:26,862 --> 01:08:28,517 And you want me, too. 1335 01:08:35,758 --> 01:08:37,862 Take a shot. 1336 01:09:00,862 --> 01:09:05,068 Truth is, I want you a lot. 1337 01:09:13,379 --> 01:09:18,931 ♪ I'm afraid I'll fail at writing a song like this ♪ 1338 01:09:21,379 --> 01:09:25,068 ♪ But I need more attention from you ♪ 1339 01:09:25,172 --> 01:09:27,586 ♪ Attention from you ♪ 1340 01:09:27,689 --> 01:09:33,482 ♪ I wish you would just circle me out ♪ 1341 01:09:37,586 --> 01:09:39,931 ♪ If only you knew ♪ 1342 01:09:42,275 --> 01:09:46,793 ♪ The changes I been going through ♪ 1343 01:09:46,931 --> 01:09:50,068 ♪ I'm out of my mind And it's consumed ♪ 1344 01:09:51,758 --> 01:09:56,862 ♪ All because of you Pretending I don't love you ♪ 1345 01:09:56,965 --> 01:09:59,241 ♪ I'm catching feelings for you ♪ 1346 01:09:59,344 --> 01:10:01,068 No, no, no, you gotta watch the Warriors, 1347 01:10:01,172 --> 01:10:04,034 the Warriors is sweet. You know, I mean they're not... 1348 01:10:04,137 --> 01:10:05,448 What's up, baby? 1349 01:10:05,551 --> 01:10:08,586 - They're doing it. - They doing it doing it? 1350 01:10:10,689 --> 01:10:13,379 - Aww. - It's about time! 1351 01:10:29,586 --> 01:10:32,103 You're up already working, huh? 1352 01:10:32,241 --> 01:10:35,758 Just got a few things to finish before the end of the day. 1353 01:10:42,379 --> 01:10:43,931 So when you gonna tell them? 1354 01:10:44,448 --> 01:10:46,034 Tell them what? 1355 01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:50,448 Um, about you moving to China. 1356 01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:53,241 I don't know. I guess when the time is right. 1357 01:10:54,827 --> 01:10:56,586 You know what time I think it is? 1358 01:10:58,931 --> 01:11:00,793 No, I have work to do. 1359 01:11:00,896 --> 01:11:04,034 You worked hard enough last night. Deserve a vacation. 1360 01:11:10,482 --> 01:11:12,965 I could get used to this. 1361 01:11:13,413 --> 01:11:17,137 Waking up, feeling your cold feet under the covers. 1362 01:11:17,241 --> 01:11:18,655 Mm-hmm. 1363 01:11:21,724 --> 01:11:23,103 I'm serious. 1364 01:11:25,517 --> 01:11:28,310 We had enough time to live and try other people, 1365 01:11:30,068 --> 01:11:31,896 we should give us a try. 1366 01:11:34,862 --> 01:11:37,655 What? 1367 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:39,275 I'm sorry. 1368 01:11:39,344 --> 01:11:45,344 ♪ Oh, holy night Where's Vera with the gifts? ♪ 1369 01:11:45,482 --> 01:11:46,965 Girl, where are you? 1370 01:11:47,034 --> 01:11:50,137 You were supposed to bring the gifts by 5 a.m., Black Santa. 1371 01:11:50,241 --> 01:11:53,344 I know. I'm sorry. I forgot. I'm on my way. 1372 01:11:53,448 --> 01:11:54,793 But just hurry up. 1373 01:11:54,896 --> 01:11:57,182 I don't want the kids to wake up with no gifts under the tree. 1374 01:11:57,206 --> 01:11:58,310 OK. 1375 01:11:58,413 --> 01:11:59,631 You remember all the good times when the... 1376 01:11:59,655 --> 01:12:01,724 Yeah, I remember. OK? 1377 01:12:01,827 --> 01:12:03,172 And why you look so relaxed? 1378 01:12:05,655 --> 01:12:07,379 Did you get some? 1379 01:12:07,482 --> 01:12:09,379 Oh, you used the vibrator? 1380 01:12:09,482 --> 01:12:11,655 Well, all right, then. 1381 01:12:11,758 --> 01:12:13,413 Dip, baby, dip! 1382 01:12:13,551 --> 01:12:17,482 Hey, um... Can we finish this later? 1383 01:12:25,137 --> 01:12:27,517 Shoot! 1384 01:12:28,310 --> 01:12:30,379 ♪ Santa, don't be sad ♪ 1385 01:12:31,724 --> 01:12:34,862 ♪ I've got a gift for you ♪ 1386 01:12:34,965 --> 01:12:37,344 ♪ Carry it in your bag ♪ 1387 01:12:37,413 --> 01:12:41,241 ♪ Oh, just show it to your crew ♪ 1388 01:12:41,379 --> 01:12:48,275 ♪ Please Santa, don't be sad I know it's overdue ♪ 1389 01:12:48,827 --> 01:12:52,413 ♪ If I could take back the last times I was naughty ♪ 1390 01:12:52,551 --> 01:12:55,034 ♪ I would follow through ♪ 1391 01:12:55,172 --> 01:12:56,965 ♪ Oh, I really mean it ♪ 1392 01:12:57,034 --> 01:13:00,413 ♪ Honey, darling, jolly rocking around ♪ 1393 01:13:00,551 --> 01:13:03,620 ♪ Mistletoe Let's kiss if you're down ♪ 1394 01:13:03,724 --> 01:13:05,448 ♪ Yes, you need it Yes, you need it ♪ 1395 01:13:05,551 --> 01:13:07,241 ♪ Yes, you need it Yes, you need it ♪ 1396 01:13:07,344 --> 01:13:09,586 ♪ Let's just kiss if you're down ♪ 1397 01:13:09,689 --> 01:13:12,413 ♪ Santa, don't be sad ♪ 1398 01:13:12,517 --> 01:13:15,724 ♪ You give and give, it's true ♪ 1399 01:13:15,827 --> 01:13:18,758 Merry Christmas! 1400 01:13:18,827 --> 01:13:21,586 Oh, look at you, Rudolph. OK, I see you. 1401 01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:23,137 Oh, it's nice up in here. 1402 01:13:23,275 --> 01:13:24,715 Oh, and they got a little mistletoe! 1403 01:13:24,758 --> 01:13:26,482 I'm trying to see who I can get freaky with. 1404 01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:28,931 Kiss! Just under the neck part. 1405 01:13:29,034 --> 01:13:30,862 Collarbone kiss. Give me something. 1406 01:13:30,965 --> 01:13:32,793 Come on. Just one time. 1407 01:13:32,896 --> 01:13:34,931 This thing's some mint. It don't even work. 1408 01:13:35,068 --> 01:13:38,275 Merry Christmas! 1409 01:13:40,482 --> 01:13:42,000 Merry Christmas! 1410 01:14:00,448 --> 01:14:05,034 OK, and Merry Christmas to you as well. 1411 01:14:05,137 --> 01:14:07,310 We're blessed to have such solid friendships. 1412 01:14:07,413 --> 01:14:11,000 Y'all are welcome. I do what I can do when I can do it, now. 1413 01:14:11,068 --> 01:14:13,655 You guys are such good friends, and I just know that 1414 01:14:13,758 --> 01:14:16,793 no matter where I go, you'll always have my back. 1415 01:14:16,896 --> 01:14:20,000 Girl, and we know you ain't going nowhere, 1416 01:14:20,103 --> 01:14:21,355 so we gonna always have your back. 1417 01:14:21,379 --> 01:14:24,206 Plus, your back ain't gonna cost me bond money. 1418 01:14:24,344 --> 01:14:26,172 You so petty. That was one time. 1419 01:14:26,275 --> 01:14:27,793 That was a hard one time. 1420 01:14:27,896 --> 01:14:30,172 Hey, y'all, y'all, y'all, listen up, listen up. 1421 01:14:31,517 --> 01:14:33,206 V, it's a perfect time... 1422 01:14:33,310 --> 01:14:35,862 For gifts! Perfect time to open gifts, right? 1423 01:14:37,448 --> 01:14:43,655 OK, Merry Christmas to you. OK, and to you. 1424 01:14:43,724 --> 01:14:47,827 Hey, hey, hey, I gave Tori a big gift last night! A big gift! 1425 01:14:47,896 --> 01:14:52,000 - ♪ Bumpin' and grindin' ♪ - We will not reference the R. 1426 01:14:52,103 --> 01:14:53,586 That documentary messed up 1427 01:14:53,689 --> 01:14:55,655 my whole sexy chocolate playlist. 1428 01:14:55,758 --> 01:14:57,000 Bet you watched it a lot. 1429 01:14:57,103 --> 01:15:01,413 For real, though, y'all, best slow song of all time? 1430 01:15:01,517 --> 01:15:04,758 - Love or extra wet? - Extra wet, gotta be. 1431 01:15:04,862 --> 01:15:06,896 Are we talking about music or buffalo wings? 1432 01:15:07,034 --> 01:15:11,724 I think it's "Cash money for the 99 and 2000!" 1433 01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:16,172 That is not romantic. 1434 01:15:16,275 --> 01:15:17,758 Yeah, you can say what y'all want to. 1435 01:15:17,896 --> 01:15:19,148 About to turn that shit on right now. 1436 01:15:19,172 --> 01:15:22,275 All you females that done graduated with good jobs 1437 01:15:22,379 --> 01:15:24,206 and is the boss of everybody around 1438 01:15:24,275 --> 01:15:28,172 you will be here twerking like a mug! Watch this. 1439 01:15:30,586 --> 01:15:32,896 Look at them. Look at them. 1440 01:15:34,620 --> 01:15:37,103 Now that's romantic as hell. You hear me? 1441 01:15:37,206 --> 01:15:40,068 Ho, ho, ho, bitches! 1442 01:15:43,862 --> 01:15:47,241 - Oh, Merry Christmas! - Old St. Crip. 1443 01:15:47,344 --> 01:15:50,758 - And for you. - OK, then. 1444 01:15:54,034 --> 01:15:56,551 Dream team. Yeah! 1445 01:15:56,931 --> 01:16:00,241 All right, well, I think it's time to open gifts. 1446 01:16:00,344 --> 01:16:03,275 Hold on. First, you know we be 1447 01:16:03,379 --> 01:16:05,482 ♪ Dashing through these halls ♪ 1448 01:16:05,586 --> 01:16:08,137 ♪ Santa, he don't play ♪ 1449 01:16:08,241 --> 01:16:12,206 ♪ All up in them hills Rolling up a J ♪ 1450 01:16:22,965 --> 01:16:24,655 Oh, this ain't got no sleeves on it. 1451 01:16:24,758 --> 01:16:27,310 - I know that ain't mine. - Here, I want that. 1452 01:16:33,620 --> 01:16:35,137 You know I'm a ho. 1453 01:16:46,517 --> 01:16:49,862 This is a phone! 1454 01:16:49,965 --> 01:16:51,689 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1455 01:16:54,551 --> 01:16:58,103 I know you never graduated high school, but I was real proud 1456 01:16:58,206 --> 01:17:01,000 of you getting your GED while you were locked up. 1457 01:17:03,896 --> 01:17:05,931 ♪ And we definitely get the reason ♪ 1458 01:17:06,034 --> 01:17:08,689 ♪ He can only love me 'cause of Jesus ♪ 1459 01:17:15,724 --> 01:17:20,827 ♪ We need family We need family ♪ 1460 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:34,241 ♪ Home for the holidays Home for the holidays ♪ 1461 01:17:35,275 --> 01:17:37,413 Oh my gosh, you guys, let's not. 1462 01:17:40,413 --> 01:17:45,275 What? V? V? Do you ever unplug? 1463 01:17:45,793 --> 01:17:49,172 Yeah, it's just, the promotion email should be out by now, 1464 01:17:49,275 --> 01:17:52,241 - and I don't see it. - You got this. You trippin'. 1465 01:17:52,344 --> 01:17:55,206 Fear and faith can't live in the same house. 1466 01:17:55,310 --> 01:17:57,379 You're right. OK, fine. 1467 01:17:57,482 --> 01:18:01,137 Remember when we used to do this like twice a week? 1468 01:18:01,241 --> 01:18:03,137 - Swapping stories. - And clothes. 1469 01:18:03,241 --> 01:18:04,275 And men. 1470 01:18:04,379 --> 01:18:07,655 That happened once, and God forgave me. 1471 01:18:07,758 --> 01:18:09,965 But Demarcus did not forget. 1472 01:18:10,068 --> 01:18:11,827 And now we see each other like... 1473 01:18:11,931 --> 01:18:13,827 - Twice per year? - If that. 1474 01:18:13,931 --> 01:18:16,482 I'm so glad you guys included me this time. 1475 01:18:16,586 --> 01:18:18,320 Well, we always want you around. It's just... 1476 01:18:18,344 --> 01:18:21,310 We got to have an altar call with the deacon to get you here. 1477 01:18:21,413 --> 01:18:24,241 - That part. - I know I've been distant, OK? 1478 01:18:24,344 --> 01:18:28,655 But with the divorce, Daddy's death, I was so... 1479 01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:31,103 I was depressed, OK? 1480 01:18:31,206 --> 01:18:34,517 Going to church made me feel and have faith in myself again. 1481 01:18:34,655 --> 01:18:37,172 But I know it made me the boring one. 1482 01:18:37,310 --> 01:18:40,172 Oh, no. Vera still got that tight on lock, baby. 1483 01:18:40,275 --> 01:18:43,517 Shut up. I'm not boring. I'm cultured. I'm regal. 1484 01:18:43,620 --> 01:18:46,827 But God's love is the reason that I survived. 1485 01:18:46,965 --> 01:18:48,965 Well, we love you, too. 1486 01:18:49,827 --> 01:18:51,517 We do love you. 1487 01:18:51,620 --> 01:18:53,655 - What happened to us? - Bad decisions. 1488 01:18:53,793 --> 01:18:55,931 - Bad credit. - Bad ovaries. 1489 01:18:56,034 --> 01:18:59,655 - Girl, don't say that. - What? It's true. 1490 01:18:59,758 --> 01:19:02,965 I mean, God has a miracle just for you. 1491 01:19:03,068 --> 01:19:05,689 OK, well, can we tell God to hurry it up, please? 1492 01:19:05,793 --> 01:19:10,068 Because this IVF process is exhausting. 1493 01:19:10,206 --> 01:19:12,758 We got so close last time. 1494 01:19:14,068 --> 01:19:16,448 My body was like, "Psych. Nope." 1495 01:19:16,551 --> 01:19:19,827 - Let me do it. - Do what? 1496 01:19:19,896 --> 01:19:23,034 - Have her baby. Carry her baby. - Yes! 1497 01:19:23,137 --> 01:19:26,344 - What? - Hagar! 1498 01:19:26,448 --> 01:19:28,068 - Who? - Hagar from the Bible. 1499 01:19:28,172 --> 01:19:30,793 OK, so Sarah went to... She married Joseph. 1500 01:19:30,896 --> 01:19:35,034 Hey, Morgan, Jodi Osteen, We know the story. 1501 01:19:35,137 --> 01:19:38,241 But Kelsie, I cannot ask you to do that. 1502 01:19:38,344 --> 01:19:40,206 Girl, you're not asking me. I'm offering. 1503 01:19:40,310 --> 01:19:42,862 You better go ahead before I let somebody else get up in here. 1504 01:19:42,965 --> 01:19:44,620 Oh, my God. Yes! 1505 01:19:44,724 --> 01:19:46,896 And miracles, they don't need your permission. 1506 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,586 - Amen. - Are you serious? 1507 01:19:49,689 --> 01:19:52,896 Yeah. I want to do something meaningful with my life. 1508 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:55,448 Besides, you know, giving my coochie to strangers. 1509 01:19:55,586 --> 01:19:59,586 But I really feel like you and Kayden, y'all deserve it. 1510 01:19:59,689 --> 01:20:02,103 So let me have y'all bald-headed little baby. 1511 01:20:02,241 --> 01:20:04,275 Plus, I want a mommy makeover. 1512 01:20:04,379 --> 01:20:06,931 I want to get, you know, new ass, titties, flat stomach. 1513 01:20:07,068 --> 01:20:08,413 Just say yes! 1514 01:20:08,517 --> 01:20:12,068 I need my nails done every week. A new wig every month. 1515 01:20:12,172 --> 01:20:16,413 Are you serious? Oh, my God! 1516 01:20:16,517 --> 01:20:20,068 - One of y'all kind of musty. - It's not me! 1517 01:20:20,172 --> 01:20:22,896 All right, Waiting to Exhale , break it up. Break it up. 1518 01:20:23,000 --> 01:20:25,931 Excuse me. Watch out. Let me get in here. 1519 01:20:26,068 --> 01:20:27,758 I need this couch to watch the game. 1520 01:20:27,896 --> 01:20:29,103 Y'all the rude ones. 1521 01:20:29,206 --> 01:20:32,241 No, this is the only TV you got in your house. You know that. 1522 01:20:32,344 --> 01:20:34,620 Hey, plus V, you're going to need some more eggnog. 1523 01:20:34,758 --> 01:20:36,148 I went ahead and killed all of that. 1524 01:20:36,172 --> 01:20:38,793 I'm not out of eggnog, I made that fresh batch this morning. 1525 01:20:38,896 --> 01:20:40,734 Yeah, killed all that and that little cup in the back? 1526 01:20:40,758 --> 01:20:42,631 Knocked that out, too. Tried to hide it from me. 1527 01:20:42,655 --> 01:20:44,896 I didn't have a cup. I didn't have a cup. 1528 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,379 The cup in the back of the fridge? 1529 01:20:46,448 --> 01:20:48,527 Yeah. Oh, yeah, the little cup in the back. Knocked it out. 1530 01:20:48,551 --> 01:20:50,413 You saw it? She's trying to hide it. 1531 01:20:50,517 --> 01:20:53,758 That was Kayden's sample. 1532 01:20:54,551 --> 01:20:55,896 Bro, I hate this place, man. 1533 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,527 Why y'all trying to be a grocery store so bad? 1534 01:20:57,551 --> 01:20:59,191 He should have wrote his name on it first, 1535 01:20:59,241 --> 01:21:01,721 second, if it's his sample, why he ain't just drink it already? 1536 01:21:01,758 --> 01:21:05,965 No! Kayden's sample from his body. 1537 01:21:06,068 --> 01:21:08,103 - It's for our IVF. - From his body? 1538 01:21:08,206 --> 01:21:09,482 He paid for it, 1539 01:21:09,586 --> 01:21:11,786 it ain't got to be from his body because he paid for it. 1540 01:21:11,862 --> 01:21:14,344 - Y'all are so extra. - Oh, God! 1541 01:21:14,448 --> 01:21:17,379 You done drunk this man's tenderloin juice! 1542 01:21:18,448 --> 01:21:20,310 His zesty pelvic bone juice. 1543 01:21:20,413 --> 01:21:23,000 - No, no, no, no, no. - Turn him away. 1544 01:21:23,137 --> 01:21:25,206 Come on! Get away from me! 1545 01:21:27,689 --> 01:21:32,000 - Oh, wait. I got it. - Oh, girl. 1546 01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:33,586 Thank God! Let me go get him. 1547 01:21:33,689 --> 01:21:35,389 Girl, set your big, swole head ass down. 1548 01:21:35,413 --> 01:21:37,620 - Absolutely not. - Tell him later. 1549 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:42,344 - Let him sit in there. - He drank Kayden's sperm! 1550 01:21:42,448 --> 01:21:45,137 Delvin, you drank my niece or nephew! 1551 01:21:45,241 --> 01:21:48,448 ♪ I'm gonna love you ♪ 1552 01:21:48,551 --> 01:21:51,448 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1553 01:21:51,517 --> 01:21:53,758 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1554 01:21:53,862 --> 01:21:56,655 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1555 01:21:56,793 --> 01:21:59,965 ♪ I'll love you forever ♪ 1556 01:22:00,068 --> 01:22:02,034 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1557 01:22:02,137 --> 01:22:06,724 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1558 01:22:06,862 --> 01:22:09,655 ♪ I'll love you forever ♪ 1559 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:11,862 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1560 01:22:15,655 --> 01:22:19,241 Barry, they taught you how to cook like this in jail? 1561 01:22:19,344 --> 01:22:22,379 Yep. I can make you some foundation out of gravy, too. 1562 01:22:22,482 --> 01:22:24,068 Now, that's right. 1563 01:22:24,172 --> 01:22:26,413 Well, Merry Christmas, everybody. 1564 01:22:26,517 --> 01:22:28,206 Merry Christmas, V. 1565 01:22:28,344 --> 01:22:31,103 I just want to say thank you so much for coming 1566 01:22:31,206 --> 01:22:34,310 to celebrate this very special holiday with me. 1567 01:22:34,413 --> 01:22:37,206 And I want you all to know that your friendships 1568 01:22:37,310 --> 01:22:38,689 will be my most prized possession 1569 01:22:38,758 --> 01:22:42,379 that I take with me when... when I move to China. 1570 01:22:42,482 --> 01:22:44,310 - China? - For real? 1571 01:22:44,413 --> 01:22:45,758 - China, China? - No. 1572 01:22:45,862 --> 01:22:48,551 I know that it might be a little bit of a shock, 1573 01:22:48,655 --> 01:22:52,517 but I secured a huge account for the company, 1574 01:22:52,620 --> 01:22:54,551 and today they're going to announce me 1575 01:22:54,655 --> 01:22:58,034 as the new CFO of the Eastern Division. 1576 01:22:58,137 --> 01:23:00,344 Congratulations! 1577 01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:07,965 OK, well, let's pray. 1578 01:23:09,724 --> 01:23:14,482 Lord, thank you for this very special day. 1579 01:23:14,620 --> 01:23:16,655 Thank you for the great food. 1580 01:23:16,758 --> 01:23:20,103 But most of all, thank you for great friendships. 1581 01:23:21,310 --> 01:23:23,965 - Amen. - Amen. All right! 1582 01:23:24,103 --> 01:23:27,482 Oh, I'd like to raise a toast. 1583 01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:29,803 Hey, man, you know, that's a great idea, little brother. 1584 01:23:29,827 --> 01:23:31,689 I got you. That's a great idea, little brother. 1585 01:23:31,793 --> 01:23:33,068 Now, you know, sit down, 1586 01:23:33,172 --> 01:23:35,896 So now, y'all know normally this time of year, 1587 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:37,931 I'm usually in the playoffs or the finals, 1588 01:23:38,034 --> 01:23:39,103 but the refs be cheating. 1589 01:23:39,206 --> 01:23:41,034 But I've learned that there's more to life 1590 01:23:41,137 --> 01:23:43,655 than going on expensive trips with exotic models. 1591 01:23:43,793 --> 01:23:46,586 So that's why I've decided to give one of you, 1592 01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:51,068 my lucky fans, season tickets. Now, all you got to do is... 1593 01:23:51,137 --> 01:23:53,827 - Oh! - Geez. 1594 01:23:53,931 --> 01:23:56,482 Enough, attention whore. He really getting on my nerves. 1595 01:23:56,586 --> 01:23:58,148 Man! You know how long it's going to take me 1596 01:23:58,172 --> 01:24:01,344 - to redo this activation, bro? - Boy, I'm sure the 20 people 1597 01:24:01,482 --> 01:24:03,082 that was actually watching will be fine. 1598 01:24:03,172 --> 01:24:05,482 It was more than that, man. And that's 19 more 1599 01:24:05,586 --> 01:24:07,344 than that actually know you exist in life. 1600 01:24:07,448 --> 01:24:09,551 OK, OK. Cool it, guys. That's a bit much. 1601 01:24:09,655 --> 01:24:12,172 Oh no, it's cool, Tori. If I was getting drug 1602 01:24:12,275 --> 01:24:14,620 on the court by rookies and losing sponsors, 1603 01:24:14,724 --> 01:24:16,000 I'd be mad, too. 1604 01:24:16,103 --> 01:24:18,862 Kels, that is so unnecessary. That's super-duper low. 1605 01:24:18,965 --> 01:24:22,758 Wow. Dun-dun-dun-dun. Here comes Captain Save-A-Friend. 1606 01:24:22,862 --> 01:24:24,172 What you talking about? 1607 01:24:24,275 --> 01:24:26,079 You didn't say nothing about him when he snapped off on me. 1608 01:24:26,103 --> 01:24:27,517 I didn't even hear him say nothing. 1609 01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:29,344 No, you just gotta protect Delvin, 1610 01:24:29,482 --> 01:24:32,689 so you don't lose your season pass privileges. 1611 01:24:32,793 --> 01:24:35,148 Yeah it was messed up too, when you gave that girl my ticket. 1612 01:24:35,172 --> 01:24:37,689 Sitting in that jail cell and almost rotting! 1613 01:24:37,827 --> 01:24:40,827 No! Anybody ready for dessert? 1614 01:24:40,931 --> 01:24:42,793 Well, hopefully you have something 1615 01:24:42,896 --> 01:24:46,379 with no sugar or gluten or taste. For you know who. 1616 01:24:46,517 --> 01:24:49,275 You need two fish and five loaves of bread, Mary Madeline. 1617 01:24:49,379 --> 01:24:51,286 Hey, now, come on. Hey, Bernard, now, that's a... 1618 01:24:51,310 --> 01:24:54,344 Nigga! You got one more time to call me out of my name, 1619 01:24:54,448 --> 01:24:56,793 or I'm going to break my foot off in your ex-NBA ass! 1620 01:24:56,896 --> 01:24:58,793 I'm keeping my name! I worked too hard for that! 1621 01:24:58,896 --> 01:25:01,000 I know. 1622 01:25:02,034 --> 01:25:03,620 And what you laughing at? 1623 01:25:03,758 --> 01:25:05,275 You shouldn't even be at this table. 1624 01:25:05,413 --> 01:25:07,827 Whoa. Oh, you need to pipe down. 1625 01:25:07,931 --> 01:25:09,620 You stay using people. 1626 01:25:09,758 --> 01:25:12,931 Damn, man, you still hung up on that? 1627 01:25:13,034 --> 01:25:14,586 Once upon a time, a long time ago, 1628 01:25:14,689 --> 01:25:16,793 you co-signed on a car for me. Big deal. 1629 01:25:16,896 --> 01:25:20,137 I guess kissing me wasn't a big deal either then, huh? 1630 01:25:20,931 --> 01:25:22,034 You so evil! 1631 01:25:22,137 --> 01:25:25,103 Why you had to bring that up? It wasn't like that. 1632 01:25:27,724 --> 01:25:29,517 I was young, I messed up! 1633 01:25:39,034 --> 01:25:41,310 Everybody shut up! 1634 01:25:42,206 --> 01:25:43,551 This was a horrible mistake. 1635 01:25:43,655 --> 01:25:46,103 I thought bringing you guys here would make me feel better, 1636 01:25:46,206 --> 01:25:49,034 that I wouldn't be afraid of the big risk I was taking. 1637 01:25:49,448 --> 01:25:51,728 I even thought maybe it would make me want to stay, but... 1638 01:25:53,586 --> 01:25:55,896 I realize your marriage is just broken, 1639 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,551 and your immaturity is exhausting. 1640 01:25:58,655 --> 01:26:00,103 Your attitude is horrible, 1641 01:26:00,206 --> 01:26:03,137 despite all the religion you try to hide behind. 1642 01:26:04,896 --> 01:26:08,137 And one night of passion with you doesn't make you Mr. Right. 1643 01:26:08,241 --> 01:26:09,517 Un-gaw-a. 1644 01:26:09,620 --> 01:26:11,493 Oh, my God, and I hate your African drama. 1645 01:26:11,517 --> 01:26:13,137 Your basketball game does really suck. 1646 01:26:13,241 --> 01:26:15,275 I ain't even say nothing to you! 1647 01:26:15,655 --> 01:26:18,000 I guess time doesn't heal anything. 1648 01:26:19,241 --> 01:26:20,827 It just reveals the truth. 1649 01:26:23,310 --> 01:26:26,241 We're not friends anymore. Excuse me. 1650 01:26:26,344 --> 01:26:30,448 - Look, let me get my friend... - No, no, it's OK, I got it. 1651 01:26:32,655 --> 01:26:37,000 Now, see? You done went too far. 1652 01:26:37,103 --> 01:26:40,448 Boy, shut up. And it supposed to be an uncooked rice, dummy. 1653 01:26:40,517 --> 01:26:42,000 All right, Keisha Swole. 1654 01:26:43,379 --> 01:26:45,389 Yeah, from somebody that don't even know how to cook. 1655 01:26:45,413 --> 01:26:47,310 That's why you can't keep a man or a woman 1656 01:26:58,137 --> 01:27:00,000 V, what you packing for? You live here. 1657 01:27:00,103 --> 01:27:04,413 No, I don't. Not anymore. I sold my house, remember? 1658 01:27:04,517 --> 01:27:07,206 I just knew I had this promotion in the bag. 1659 01:27:07,310 --> 01:27:09,068 I'm supposed to be in China in a few days. 1660 01:27:09,206 --> 01:27:14,896 - Oh, my God. What am I gonna do? - What you always do. Soar. 1661 01:27:15,000 --> 01:27:17,040 Look, screw this promotion. You'll get the next one. 1662 01:27:17,068 --> 01:27:18,827 No, I will not get the next promotion. 1663 01:27:18,931 --> 01:27:20,620 You know why? Because I lost my job. 1664 01:27:20,724 --> 01:27:22,206 - What? - When the list came out, 1665 01:27:22,310 --> 01:27:25,241 my name wasn't on it, I freaked out and... 1666 01:27:25,344 --> 01:27:27,172 I sent this to my co-worker. 1667 01:27:28,758 --> 01:27:31,724 I didn't get the promotion. I'm gonna have to whoop her as. 1668 01:27:31,827 --> 01:27:33,667 I'm not gonna do it because I'm a professional, 1669 01:27:33,724 --> 01:27:36,758 but I'm gonna call my cousin, who is a straight thug, 1670 01:27:36,862 --> 01:27:38,422 and I'm gonna get her to whoop her ass. 1671 01:27:38,482 --> 01:27:40,517 I bought the nasty Girl Scout cookies from her. 1672 01:27:40,620 --> 01:27:45,034 I'm gonna replace her rice milk with whole milk, bitch. 1673 01:27:45,137 --> 01:27:47,724 I'm gonna hot pimp slap you like Will Smith did. 1674 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:51,551 Keep my name out your mouth! I wanted my name in her mouth, 1675 01:27:51,655 --> 01:27:53,517 because I wanted the promotion so bad. 1676 01:27:53,586 --> 01:27:56,172 I can't believe I'm not going to China! 1677 01:27:59,310 --> 01:28:02,482 Look, you were disappointed. I'm sure your coworker understands. 1678 01:28:02,586 --> 01:28:04,448 I pressed "Reply All" by mistake. 1679 01:28:08,724 --> 01:28:11,689 Look, screw that job, V. All right? 1680 01:28:11,793 --> 01:28:13,448 You made that company. 1681 01:28:17,137 --> 01:28:18,931 You've got to soar, V. 1682 01:28:22,724 --> 01:28:23,931 Ah! What was that? 1683 01:28:24,034 --> 01:28:26,241 That's for kissing my friend behind my back. 1684 01:28:26,310 --> 01:28:32,448 You're right. My bad. I'm sorry. About everything. 1685 01:28:40,586 --> 01:28:43,586 ♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1686 01:28:43,655 --> 01:28:46,482 ♪ Let us in Our nose is running ♪ 1687 01:28:46,586 --> 01:28:49,206 ♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1688 01:28:49,310 --> 01:28:52,310 ♪ Sorry we made you mad as hell, though ♪ 1689 01:28:52,413 --> 01:28:55,758 ♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1690 01:28:55,827 --> 01:28:59,793 ♪ Christmas with Vera's very special ♪ 1691 01:28:59,896 --> 01:29:04,517 ♪ Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 1692 01:29:04,620 --> 01:29:07,896 Now, come on, man! Get back down here, man! 1693 01:29:08,034 --> 01:29:10,793 Running off with that fake Dawson's Creek walk-off you di. 1694 01:29:10,896 --> 01:29:13,862 That's more like a Beverly Hills 90210 trot. 1695 01:29:13,965 --> 01:29:15,965 Shut up, you guys! 1696 01:29:16,068 --> 01:29:18,310 Vera, you know we'll be friends forever. 1697 01:29:18,379 --> 01:29:20,827 Yeah. Come on, V, 1698 01:29:20,931 --> 01:29:24,172 You put me back into the holiday spirit. 1699 01:29:24,275 --> 01:29:25,689 Things have changed, but... 1700 01:29:25,827 --> 01:29:28,965 ♪ I'll love you forever ♪ 1701 01:29:29,068 --> 01:29:34,034 ♪ Forever and ever ♪ 1702 01:29:34,172 --> 01:29:36,965 ♪ I'll love you forever ♪ 1703 01:29:37,034 --> 01:29:38,137 Yo, V, I'm about to dip. 1704 01:29:38,206 --> 01:29:40,379 Is it cool if I make a plate for my girl? 1705 01:29:40,482 --> 01:29:42,517 - Sure, of course. - All right, bet. 1706 01:29:43,827 --> 01:29:46,000 That's for my bunkmate. 1707 01:29:46,068 --> 01:29:52,172 Oh, man, that's crazy. Wait, come here. Barry! Homie! 1708 01:29:54,517 --> 01:29:56,827 Oh, and HOA sent a nasty email 1709 01:29:56,931 --> 01:29:58,827 about you and your friend's shenanigans. 1710 01:29:58,931 --> 01:30:01,206 - Sounds like it went well. - Yeah. 1711 01:30:01,344 --> 01:30:03,689 A lot has changed, but... we still got each other's back. 1712 01:30:03,827 --> 01:30:06,862 And front, and sides. And mouth, too. 1713 01:30:06,965 --> 01:30:10,172 - God, you're so crass. - I'm just saying. 1714 01:30:12,172 --> 01:30:15,655 Well, it was nice to see Omar, 1715 01:30:15,758 --> 01:30:17,758 but I'm going to a brand-new place. 1716 01:30:17,862 --> 01:30:19,206 No old baggage allowed. 1717 01:30:19,310 --> 01:30:20,965 I can't believe you are still going 1718 01:30:21,068 --> 01:30:25,413 - all the way to Hong Kong. - Yeah, Omar was right. 1719 01:30:25,551 --> 01:30:30,034 Look, I could run that company. So, that's what I'm going to do. 1720 01:30:30,172 --> 01:30:33,137 I'm going to work my contacts, and build my own firm. 1721 01:30:33,206 --> 01:30:36,241 Besides, I had already paid first and last month's rent, 1722 01:30:36,379 --> 01:30:37,724 so I can't get my deposit back. 1723 01:30:37,827 --> 01:30:39,724 See ya. Can't waste that money. 1724 01:30:41,965 --> 01:30:47,827 - I'm going to miss you. - I'm going to miss you, too. 1725 01:30:48,551 --> 01:30:50,827 How'd you get in here? 1726 01:30:50,931 --> 01:30:55,655 Oh, you don't need this anymore. It's not my house. 1727 01:30:56,344 --> 01:30:57,655 Thank you. 1728 01:30:59,965 --> 01:31:01,551 Kill it. 1729 01:31:01,655 --> 01:31:04,103 I mean, soar. 1730 01:31:06,034 --> 01:31:07,448 I will. 1731 01:31:07,551 --> 01:31:08,872 Make sure you share your location with me. 1732 01:31:08,896 --> 01:31:10,965 I saw this movie about this girl that got caught up. 1733 01:31:11,068 --> 01:31:12,965 OK, I will. 1734 01:31:18,103 --> 01:31:20,068 I don't have time to be crying at no airport, 1735 01:31:20,137 --> 01:31:22,137 - so I called you an Uber. - OK. 1736 01:31:22,275 --> 01:31:25,448 And they will text you when close by. 1737 01:31:26,482 --> 01:31:30,137 - I love you. - I love you, too. 1738 01:31:30,551 --> 01:31:32,448 Get me a purse at the Louis factory. 1739 01:31:32,551 --> 01:31:35,068 Oh, my God. I thought you were really saying something. 1740 01:31:35,172 --> 01:31:37,931 Get out. Bye. 1741 01:31:52,931 --> 01:31:56,758 Rhonda, I can't take any more oxtails through customs. 1742 01:31:56,862 --> 01:31:58,103 Girl? 1743 01:32:00,206 --> 01:32:01,517 Omar. 1744 01:32:03,034 --> 01:32:04,517 What are you doing here? 1745 01:32:05,689 --> 01:32:07,000 Last week 1746 01:32:08,103 --> 01:32:10,517 was the best time I had in years. 1747 01:32:12,172 --> 01:32:13,448 OK. 1748 01:32:13,517 --> 01:32:19,862 Look, Vera, you and me were always so magical together. 1749 01:32:21,172 --> 01:32:24,344 Vera, I'm asking you to stay. 1750 01:32:30,689 --> 01:32:32,344 Omar, I'm literally on my way out the... 1751 01:32:32,448 --> 01:32:35,655 I want you. A lot. 1752 01:32:39,862 --> 01:32:41,655 Say you want me, too. 1753 01:32:45,517 --> 01:32:48,310 I have wanted you my whole life. 1754 01:33:02,068 --> 01:33:03,586 But I'm choosing me. 1755 01:33:07,793 --> 01:33:09,413 Goodbye, Omar. 1756 01:33:28,586 --> 01:33:30,931 All right. 1757 01:33:33,896 --> 01:33:35,172 OK. 1758 01:33:43,517 --> 01:33:45,206 Hope you got a big trunk! 1759 01:33:45,862 --> 01:33:47,655 I sure do, ma'am. 1760 01:33:48,206 --> 01:33:51,241 Omar. What are you doing here? 1761 01:33:51,344 --> 01:33:53,344 I thought you were doing community activism? 1762 01:33:53,448 --> 01:33:55,413 Community activism don't pay the bills, 1763 01:33:55,517 --> 01:33:58,448 so a brother had to get a different hustle. 1764 01:33:58,586 --> 01:34:01,310 But my notification said Ahkbar. 1765 01:34:01,413 --> 01:34:05,586 Yeah, well, D.C. people prefer international drivers. 1766 01:34:05,689 --> 01:34:07,793 Plus, someone named Rhonda booked me. 1767 01:34:13,482 --> 01:34:15,310 No gum or mints? 1768 01:34:15,413 --> 01:34:17,896 I only give five stars to drivers with gum. 1769 01:34:29,172 --> 01:34:32,724 That might... might get you five stars. 1770 01:34:41,689 --> 01:34:45,241 - Where to, ma'am? - South, please. 1771 01:34:45,344 --> 01:34:48,793 - Hold on tight. - I never let go. 1772 01:34:48,896 --> 01:34:53,172 - All right. Is that Delta? - Spirit. 1773 01:34:53,310 --> 01:34:54,655 Frontier was a little too much, 1774 01:34:54,758 --> 01:34:56,251 but Spirit had this little promotion where 1775 01:34:56,275 --> 01:34:57,769 if you go the first one without a bag, 1776 01:34:57,793 --> 01:34:59,482 the second you could get a free bag. 1777 01:34:59,586 --> 01:35:02,034 So what I'm going to do is stop over in Texas, 1778 01:35:02,137 --> 01:35:03,517 my girl's going to bring me a bag, 1779 01:35:03,620 --> 01:35:07,551 then I'ma sneak that bag back on too, stuff some snacks in it... 1780 01:35:07,689 --> 01:35:09,965 ♪ Don't even have to try ♪ 1781 01:35:10,172 --> 01:35:12,862 ♪ And I swear this is all true ♪ 1782 01:35:12,965 --> 01:35:17,034 ♪ Watch for the arrow, one shot could change your life ♪ 1783 01:35:17,172 --> 01:35:20,517 ♪ Hey, it's so easy to fall in love ♪ 1784 01:35:20,620 --> 01:35:24,862 ♪ Even you could do it Even you could do it ♪ 1785 01:35:24,965 --> 01:35:27,758 ♪ The hardest stone cold thug ♪ 1786 01:35:27,896 --> 01:35:32,241 ♪ Even he can do it Even he can do it ♪ 1787 01:35:32,379 --> 01:35:35,172 ♪ And if your heart is breaking up now ♪ 1788 01:35:35,241 --> 01:35:39,344 ♪ Maybe we could do it Maybe we could do it ♪ 1789 01:35:39,448 --> 01:35:42,379 ♪ 'Cause two hearts are better than one ♪ 1790 01:35:42,482 --> 01:35:45,689 ♪ Maybe we could do it Do it, do it ♪ 1791 01:35:45,793 --> 01:35:47,413 ♪ Come on, let's do it ♪ 1792 01:35:47,551 --> 01:35:49,413 ♪ Baby girl makes a wish ♪ 1793 01:35:49,551 --> 01:35:51,241 ♪ That one day she'll find her prince ♪ 1794 01:35:51,379 --> 01:35:54,724 ♪ Been alone ever since What's the deal? ♪ 1795 01:35:54,827 --> 01:35:58,724 ♪ Just when she had enough And turned her back on love ♪ 1796 01:35:58,827 --> 01:36:02,000 ♪ Her prince was pulling up And he was real ♪ 1797 01:36:02,137 --> 01:36:05,896 ♪ It doesn't matter what you do Love will find you ♪ 1798 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,724 ♪ You don't even have to try ♪ 1799 01:36:08,793 --> 01:36:10,965 ♪ And I swear this is all true ♪ 1800 01:36:11,068 --> 01:36:15,827 ♪ Watch for the arrow, one shot could change your life ♪ 1801 01:36:15,931 --> 01:36:19,068 ♪ Hey, it's so easy to fall in love ♪ 1802 01:36:19,137 --> 01:36:23,413 ♪ Even you could do it Even you could do it ♪ 1803 01:36:23,517 --> 01:36:26,448 ♪ The hardest stone cold thug ♪ 1804 01:36:26,551 --> 01:36:30,896 ♪ Even he could do it Even he could do it ♪ 1805 01:36:30,965 --> 01:36:33,965 ♪ And if your heart is breaking up now ♪ 1806 01:36:34,103 --> 01:36:38,034 ♪ Maybe we can do it Maybe we can do it ♪ 1807 01:36:38,137 --> 01:36:41,034 ♪ 'Cause two hearts are better than one ♪ 1808 01:36:41,137 --> 01:36:46,379 ♪ Maybe we can do it Do it, do it, do it ♪ 1809 01:36:46,482 --> 01:36:50,137 ♪ If you've been wishing to talk to that girl, try it ♪ 1810 01:36:50,241 --> 01:36:53,551 ♪ Look into her eyes She won't know unless you try ♪ 1811 01:36:53,620 --> 01:36:57,103 ♪ If you've been living with no strings attached ♪ 1812 01:36:57,206 --> 01:37:00,034 ♪ Tie em', tie em' up ♪ 1813 01:37:00,137 --> 01:37:04,310 ♪ Baby, when it's said and done ♪ 1814 01:37:04,413 --> 01:37:07,862 ♪ Two hearts are better than one ♪ 1815 01:37:07,965 --> 01:37:12,137 ♪ Baby, when it's said and done When it's said and done ♪ 1816 01:37:12,206 --> 01:37:14,827 ♪ Two hearts are better than one ♪ 1817 01:37:14,896 --> 01:37:19,172 ♪ It's so easy to fall in love Even you could do it ♪