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{\an8}Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Aaron Chen.
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Can you hear me?
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Hey, hello. How's it going?
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Yeah, sick. Um...
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This is the biggest show
I've done in New York, uh, since--
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Yeah.
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It's the biggest one I've done
since I left the cast of Shen Yun.
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Some of the best days of my life,
I must say.
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Nah, it's good to be out here in New York.
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It's good. I know you guys
haven't seen a lot of this.
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Um, this--
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You don't have this combo.
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Uh...
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Guys that look like this
and sound like this.
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This is--
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I'm Chinese-Australian.
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My dad, he moved from China to Australia
to give us a better life.
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I moved to America to make it worse again.
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Uh...
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Nah.
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I love America.
It's, uh, going in a great direction.
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Uh...
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There are Chinese people in Australia.
We've got Chinese guys.
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There's a lot of them.
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I went to a school
that was 90% Chinese and Indian kids.
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Which you can't officially legislate.
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Like...
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You're not allowed to just pick them. Uh...
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But you can make the tests really hard.
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I was doing the exam, I'm like,
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"These questions are difficult
in a way that's racist."
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You know?
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I was very offended doing the test.
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I've been travelling around America.
I've been all around.
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I've been to the South.
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Your enemy. Um...
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I like the South. I do. I like it.
It gets a bad--
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I like the South.
It's one of my favorite directions.
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Uh...
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I like it so much,
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When people say things are going south,
I say good.
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You know?
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Let's go further.
Let's go to Mexico. You know?
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I've been all around.
I've been to San Francisco.
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Oh yeah.
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Every time I go back,
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these commies are up to
something new there.
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These commies--
They've got driverless cars now.
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You seen this? Waymo.
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Waymo. I like it.
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I hope we eliminate all humans.
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You know?
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One day I'd love to perform to just Waymo.
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That'd be good.
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Those commies.
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It's good to be out here.
What a place, you know?
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It took me a long time to fly out here.
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From Australia to America,
22 hours in the air.
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That's unbelievable.
They've got meals on the plane now.
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They always had that, but it's, um...
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It's still going, you know.
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They only have two options,
chicken or fish.
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That's all they ever had.
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And that's not enough information,
you know?
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What's the chicken? What's the fish?
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They don't tell you in the carts.
They go quick.
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So you're not allowed
to ask them questions.
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I panic, you know? I say, "Fish."
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But it turns out that chicken is a pasta.
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Which is my absolute favorite.
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Chicken Alfredo. Oh my gosh.
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Fish was a milkshake. Uh...
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Horrible stuff.
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But you guys got good airlines here.
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Beautiful airlines. Um...
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Very nice.
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I flew on Southwest Airlines.
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You heard about this?
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They have a thing called open seating.
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You can pick whichever seat you want
when you're on the plane.
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It's unbelievable. I didn't know that.
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They didn't tell me that.
There was no e-mail.
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I found out when I was on the plane.
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That's Squid Games, you know?
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You know, I was having a panic attack
in the aisle.
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People were stepping over my body.
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I got the worst seat on the plane,
you know?
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I just had to sit there,
think about my life.
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It was horrible.
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At one point in the flight,
a woman got up to go to the toilet.
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I took her seat.
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She comes back, like, "What's going on?"
I'm like, "It's open seating, lady!"
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You know, I'm using her iPad.
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Looking after her child.
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Very good kid. Very good.
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I was like, "No more chips
until you finish your fish smoothie."
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"We gotta... come on."
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I came to New York two years ago.
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I flew in. I landed via JFK Airport.
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What a beautiful airport this is.
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It's really good. Really nice.
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They got great Wi-Fi.
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Unbelievable Wi-Fi.
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You gotta log into the Wi-Fi.
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They don't just let you on.
You log on, right?
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And they got a log-on page.
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At the bottom of the log-on page,
there's a box you can click.
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And it says, "Would you like
to receive JFK Airport news?"
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I'm like, who's that for? You know?
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Who wants JFK Airport news?
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But I accidentally clicked it
on the way to logging in.
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So now I'm getting JFK Airport news.
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But I don't even read the regular news.
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So my main source of news...
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...is JFK Airport news.
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That's not helpful, you know?
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New York's a high-level city.
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You know about this?
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This is a low-level crowd.
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This is, um...
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A lot of low-level guys in here.
They're low-level.
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No, I'm serious.
I was at a dinner party the other night.
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Not to brag. Um...
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And I was sat next to
one of these guys, right?
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High-level guy.
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And I was doing pretty good. You know?
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I was keeping up.
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If you saw me, you'd be like,
"This guy's keeping up."
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And I was, right?
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But at one point,
he turns to me and he's like,
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"What do you think
about the conflict in Ukraine?"
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And I was like...
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"How about the renovations
at Hudson News?"
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Like...
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"What do you think about that?" You know?
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'Cause if you want to talk, we can talk.
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But it does have to be about JFK,
you know?
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Like, let's be reasonable.
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I don't know. There are conflicts.
I do know about them.
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They've got more than technology now.
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I've seen it. They've got tanks.
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Oh, my goodness.
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How did they come up with that?
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Some believe at war, the invention...
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A guy, he must have saw a gun.
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He'd be like,
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"Yeah, I'd like to drive that."
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But it's good to be here in America, USA.
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What a pla-- Whoa.
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She loves it. Um...
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It's great. It's great to be here.
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It's hard to come here, you know?
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It takes a lot to come here.
You've got to get a visa.
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Anyone here got a visa?
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You're on a-- What are you on?
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- An E-3.
- E-3 visa.
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This is a rare visa.
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This is an Australian's only visa.
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It was a gift from America to Australia
because we helped out in the Iraq war.
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So for us, it was not a pointless war.
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We got a visa out of it, you know?
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Get them, boys.
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And we did get them. Uh, we got them.
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Visa secured. Um...
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I'm not on that visa.
I didn't support the war.
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She loves it. Uh...
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She really likes it.
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I'm on a visa. It's called the O-1 visa.
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That's alien of extraordinary ability.
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This is it.
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What I'm doing right now,
no American could do.
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This is...
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This is Australian excellence.
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Um--
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It's a hard process to get the visa.
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It's very difficult, you know?
It took me one year.
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It cost me $10,000.
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Australian dollars, so 20 USD.
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It was... a lot for me. Um...
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And at the end of it,
they make you do a 100-part questionnaire.
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And it's psycho.
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It's a psycho questionnaire. I never--
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Question 1, it lures you in.
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Question 1, "What's your name?"
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At that point, I'm pretty confident.
You know? I think I got this. But, uh...
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Questions 90 to 100, they go crazy.
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Question 90, "Have you ever been
involved in a terrorist organization?"
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Question 95,
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"Have you been a government official
in charge during a genocide?"
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And then question 100,
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the last question they ask you
before you enter America is,
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"Have you ever employed a child soldier?"
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I'm reading these questions and I'm like,
I guess everyone has to fill out forms.
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You know? Like, there's some guy out there
answering yes to these.
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Who is that?
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Just like a warlord?
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He's sitting with his child soldier?
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He's like, "I'm sorry, kid,
I don't think we're going to Broadway."
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"I don't know if you'll get to
see Nicole Scherzinger in Cats."
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I don't know if she's in Cats. Um...
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It's good to be here in New York.
What a place.
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I went to the Natural History Museum.
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Yeah.
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I took my friend, who's a vegan,
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and they had an exhibition,
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it was on carnivorous plants.
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I'm like, these guys are the opposite,
you know?
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Like...
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Who's gonna get who?
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But it's...
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Things are on a different scale
in America, you know?
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You guys do things on a big scale.
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It's, um-- 'Cause, like--
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For example, your most famous statue
is called the Statue of Liberty.
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It represents all your freedom,
all in one statue.
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You've got the Washington Monument.
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That represents something also.
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In Australia, our most famous statue,
it's called The Big Banana.
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It represents a regular banana.
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But we wanted to see
how big we can get it.
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Turns out, pretty bloody big.
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But it's good to be out here.
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What a place, huh?
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You do have to be brave
to live in New York.
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Only some of the bravest guys live here.
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There's a lot of bravery.
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I saw a guy jumping over the turnstiles
at the subway.
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What?
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That's unbelievable.
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I could never do that. I'd crawl under.
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Uh...
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You've gotta be brave
to live here, you know?
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'Cause you can get tricked.
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I'm getting tricked.
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I'm getting tricked.
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I'm serious. They're tricking me a lot.
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You know these guys,
they sell the charities at you?
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They've got the vests on.
You know, they've got the clipboard.
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They're good.
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They're unbelievable, you know?
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They're always tricking me.
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They've got little riddles, you know?
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They've got traps and stuff.
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If you get any of them wrong,
you have to solve world hunger.
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It's...
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The first trap they have,
is they say, "I love your shirt."
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It took me two or three times
to realize they did not love my shirt.
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This is not a coincidence, you know?
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What I learnt is you're meant to say,
"Thank you so much," and you keep walking.
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Right? You've got to ignore these guys.
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But then they've got a second riddle.
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00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:50,436
And they say, "Do you know the only state
that ends with the letter K?"
255
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,564
That's very hard not to stop for.
256
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,859
That's very intriguing.
257
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,736
I'm like, "I don't know."
258
00:12:58,819 --> 00:12:59,779
"Kentucky?"
259
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,698
And they say, "No."
260
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,325
"It's New York."
261
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,578
Isn't that charming?
262
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,955
Isn't that nice?
263
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,583
That's where we are right now.
264
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:15,628
The answer was beneath our feet.
265
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,755
This is unbelievable!
266
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,383
But you get it wrong.
I had to give them all my credit cards.
267
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,886
But I've adapted, you know?
268
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,430
You've got to adapt to the city.
I'm adapting.
269
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,182
I know what you're supposed to do.
270
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,768
The other day they tried to get me.
They work in twos, you know?
271
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,144
I'm walking on the street.
272
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,480
One of them comes up to me.
He's like, "I like your shirt."
273
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,606
I say, "Thank you."
274
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:36,816
And I keep going.
275
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,693
And the other guy, he goes,
"Well, do you know the only state--?"
276
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,028
And I say, "New York."
277
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:43,364
He perishes.
278
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:45,741
He's dead.
279
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,284
Keep going, you know?
280
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,705
You've gotta be brave.
People are brave here.
281
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:54,083
People are obsessed with crimes
in New York.
282
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,167
They love it.
283
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,210
They love, um--
284
00:13:56,293 --> 00:14:00,589
I know they're obsessed
'cause you guys got an app called Citizen.
285
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,883
- Yes!
- Yeah, get it, girl.
286
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:07,763
It's, uh... it's unbelievable, you know?
287
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:12,852
This app, if you don't know what it is,
it shows you a map of New York City.
288
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:16,772
And it shows you every single crime
going on at that exact moment.
289
00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:18,774
There's a second map on there.
290
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,986
It shows you every registered sex offender
that lives near you.
291
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:22,903
It's unbelievable--
292
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,698
People are obsessed with this app.
There's a premium function.
293
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:28,284
You can pay money to it, you know?
294
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,494
I think you match with them. Um...
295
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,997
I don't know. I don't know.
296
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,332
Sorry. Um...
297
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,711
It's good to be out.
It's a busy, busy city.
298
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,671
Can we all admit that?
299
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,840
Very busy, this city. Very busy.
300
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:46,594
Some people, they even call it--
They call it the city that...
301
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,178
is very busy.
302
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,097
It's... it's busy.
303
00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,475
Some people are so busy,
they're eating overnight oats.
304
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,186
Have you heard about this?
305
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,857
They don't have time in the morning
to make oatmeal.
306
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,443
They've gotta make it the night before.
307
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,986
That's too busy.
308
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:09,241
Oatmeal is not traditionally
a 24-hour dish, you know?
309
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,786
We never had to plan for oatmeal before.
310
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,206
For hundreds of years, we've been
making oatmeal when we feel like it.
311
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,335
It's too busy.
312
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,880
Since moving here,
I've become too busy for overnight oats.
313
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,091
When I go to sleep,
I put the oats in my mouth, you know?
314
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,011
I wake up and I swallow. I'm like...
315
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,305
Let's go.
316
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,226
But you have to eat oats. You do.
317
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:40,397
That's what they say. It's a super food.
318
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,857
You know about this?
319
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:46,987
It's... the food system
is all messed up, I swear.
320
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,490
They've got microplastics now.
321
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:50,908
You heard about this?
322
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,410
One of my friends,
he was telling me, allegedly,
323
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:57,748
the average person
eats one credit card a week.
324
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,668
That's too much.
325
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:05,756
I take one bite,
I'm like, that's enough, you know?
326
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:11,804
But you gotta eat healthy, you know?
You do have to eat healthy.
327
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:14,556
I've been having smoothies.
328
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,850
You guys don't do smoothies?
329
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,854
I'm doing smoothies.
You've gotta do smoothies now.
330
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,190
I don't know what to put in the smoothies.
331
00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:26,777
I don't know who to trust.
I've just got everything in there.
332
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,364
Anyone-- Any-- Anything anyone says
you've gotta put in a smoothie,
333
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,282
I'll put it in there, you know?
334
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,952
I don't know who to trust.
Left wing, right wing?
335
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,622
They all have great ideas on smoothies.
336
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,709
I've got elk meat
and AstraZeneca, you know?
337
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,754
I'm having diarrhea and autism.
338
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,676
But...
339
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,596
No, it's crazy to be out here.
340
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,018
It's a beautiful place, America.
341
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,979
Because you guys have diversity here.
342
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,774
Not in this room, but...
343
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,444
Generally there is diversity, you know?
344
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:09,445
It's beautiful.
345
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,822
We've got diversity in Australia.
346
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:14,491
But we've got different guys to you.
347
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,745
You guys have got different guys here.
348
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,038
And I think that's nice.
349
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,208
I think that's good.
It's good to see new guys.
350
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,209
I've been seeing new--
351
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:28,505
I saw a Korean man
yelling at a Hasidic Jew
352
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,049
in Spanish.
353
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,761
Isn't that beautiful?
354
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:37,014
Isn't that what
we've been working towards?
355
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,683
That's gorgeous. That's nice.
356
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,185
It's 'cause you have Latin culture.
357
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:44,271
Latin culture is infused
into American society.
358
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,689
It's beautiful, you know?
359
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:48,692
We don't really
have Latin culture in Australia.
360
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,527
We've got a couple of guys.
361
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,615
They're called Guzman y Gomez.
362
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,825
They...
363
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,078
They're kind of entrepreneurs.
364
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,455
It's a part of American society.
365
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,999
I love it. I've been embracing it a lot.
366
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,002
I went to a Mexican restaurant.
367
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,796
It's... called Chipotle.
368
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,299
Very beautiful culture. Very beautiful.
369
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:16,053
I went to a Mexican restaurant
one time in Los Angeles.
370
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,473
And it was a beautiful restaurant.
Very long line. I was lining up.
371
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,892
I was lining up
behind this middle-aged man,
372
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,811
and he was with his mother.
373
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,688
And they were speaking Spanish
to each other.
374
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:27,898
That's traditional.
375
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:33,403
At one point, he leaves a line
to go get his mother a menu.
376
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,489
But he also got me a menu.
377
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,825
Isn't that gorgeous?
378
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,284
That's really nice.
379
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,410
That's really...
380
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,122
So I look him in the eyes and I say,
381
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,039
"Gracias."
382
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,585
He looks at me.
He says, "I speak English."
383
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,381
"You don't need
to practice your Spanish on me."
384
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,300
And that's a learning moment
for me, you know?
385
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,636
I'm humbled. I'm not from around here.
386
00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,764
All I can-- I bow my head and I say,
387
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,224
"Lo siento."
388
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:21,827
But...
389
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,454
But my life's not going well. I, um...
390
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,709
I'm serious.
I realized my life wasn't going well
391
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,963
because Spotify recommended me
a playlist called Sad Girl Vibes.
392
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,048
Uh...
393
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,760
It's not good, man.
The world's gone nasty.
394
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,054
The Internet's gone nasty.
395
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,473
Don't you think?
Internet's very nasty now.
396
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,309
I was on, um, gmail.com.
397
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:49,938
Very nasty stuff they got going on.
398
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,356
They got a new notification.
399
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,318
It says, "You sent this e-mail
four days ago."
400
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,944
They haven't replied.
401
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,031
It's like, you don't need to tell me that.
402
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,576
I've been thinking about that
for four days, you know?
403
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,120
It's nasty, you know?
404
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,749
They have a thing now, it's called AI.
405
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:13,170
I heard they're introducing it
at JFK Airport. It's...
406
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,178
I heard it's going to
affect the future of jobs.
407
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,596
That's what it's saying.
408
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,932
It's saying the jobs--
The article I was reading,
409
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,975
it was saying
the jobs that are most secure,
410
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,145
they're the ones you can define
just by reading the job title.
411
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,690
Just by reading the job title,
you need to know what the job's about.
412
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:35,567
Jobs like a soccer player.
413
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,612
That's really good, you know?
414
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,323
Nurse. That's a doing word.
415
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,786
Yeah, yeah.
416
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:50,666
Not to brag, but stand-up comedy,
that's very secure.
417
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,252
Comedy. Make people laugh.
418
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:56,922
It even tells you what position
to do it in, you know? Like...
419
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,049
Upright. Um...
420
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:01,760
But I get worried,
because I have a family friend,
421
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,137
and he's a management consultant.
422
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,182
I can't even begin
to know what that is, you know?
423
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,685
I don't even know what management is.
424
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,938
I guess you manage,
but so does everyone, you know?
425
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,191
Even people who are struggling.
426
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,193
You say, "Do you need help?"
427
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,112
They say, "I'll manage," you know?
428
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:25,409
I'm worried about him on multiple levels,
because, um, even "family friend..."
429
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,749
That's someone who's neither family
nor a friend, you know?
430
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,544
That's a guy you have to hang out with
'cause of your dad.
431
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,551
But my life's not going well, um...
432
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:43,510
I'm serious.
433
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,554
I clogged my drain the other day.
434
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,765
I did. I clogged it right up.
435
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,809
I had to get a bottle of Drano.
436
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,062
This guy, he shows me around the store
for like ten minutes.
437
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,898
At the end of it, he's like,
"This is unbelievable."
438
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,942
"I have no idea where they're putting it."
439
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,738
I was like, "I thought you were 'them,'"
you know? Like...
440
00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:06,408
But I go home, I take the Drano home.
441
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,994
This drain is clogged up.
442
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:10,037
It's really bad.
443
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,956
I had to pour the whole bottle of Drano
down there to get it unclogged.
444
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,292
I thought that's what
you're supposed to do.
445
00:22:15,375 --> 00:22:16,335
I told my friend this.
446
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,003
He said, "That's disgusting."
447
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,715
It's like, "Do you know how bad
that is for the dolphins?"
448
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,677
And to be honest, like, I didn't even
consider the dolphins, you know?
449
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:28,388
I didn't know that it got to them.
450
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,515
That's so far away.
451
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,934
I'm on the seventh floor.
452
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,147
But when he told me that,
I felt horrible, you know?
453
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:38,982
Like, I was disgusted with myself.
454
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,360
I had to make a peace offering.
455
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,487
I poured a can of tuna down there.
456
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,324
Please have that, you know, please.
457
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:50,952
It wouldn't really go down,
so I had to put a little bit of Drano to...
458
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:53,663
...ease it through, you know?
459
00:22:53,747 --> 00:22:56,666
We got to get it to the dolphins.
460
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,756
Other stuff's going well.
I got a dishwasher.
461
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:04,508
Yeah, thank you.
462
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,388
That's the biggest clap of the show.
463
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,474
That's...
464
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,477
I got a dishwasher.
It's been going pretty good.
465
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,438
I used to rinse the dishes
before I put them in.
466
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:21,233
But I heard that you're not
supposed to do that, you know?
467
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,860
I heard that if you rinse them
before you put them in,
468
00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,905
it's actually really bad
for the dishwasher's self-confidence.
469
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:30,450
It needs to be built on trust, you know?
470
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,497
I don't risk it anymore. I go dining now.
471
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,749
I'm eating out. You guys dine?
472
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,418
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
473
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,710
Hell yeah.
474
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,422
You guys dine?
475
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,589
- Yeah.
- Wow.
476
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,800
- Table for two?
- Table for two.
477
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:48,260
Pretty good.
478
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,721
Pretty good.
I've been doing table for one.
479
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,934
Nothing wrong with that.
It's not illegal yet. Um...
480
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,478
They're probably gonna try to make it.
But I, um...
481
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,856
Table for one. You can book online.
482
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,525
Resy.com.
483
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,237
What is this, an open table crowd?
484
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,451
I'm...
485
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,750
I'm booking online. I, um...
486
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:21,960
I am table for one.
487
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:24,129
They always ask you if it's an occasion.
488
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,798
I always put something, you know?
489
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,675
'Cause it's funny.
490
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,719
On the page, it looks funny.
491
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,804
Table for one, there's an occasion?
492
00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:35,849
Are you kidding me?
493
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,934
That's unbelievable.
494
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,188
You get there, it's not funny.
495
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,442
They're very sad for you, you know?
496
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,405
"Happy anniversary." You know? Like...
497
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:59,456
But, I mean, yeah,
I've been dining out too much, probably.
498
00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:00,832
I've been dining out a lot.
499
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,959
My body is falling apart.
500
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:04,586
It's falling apart. I got--
501
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:08,381
I had a tooth that was decaying so bad,
I went to the dentist, and she's like,
502
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,009
"Yeah, we're gonna
have to put a crown on it."
503
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,261
I was like,
"Why are you putting a crown on that one?"
504
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,679
"That's the worst tooth."
505
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,266
"You've gotta put it on the canines."
506
00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,101
I love those dogs.
507
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,773
But she's like, "No, it's urgent.
We're gonna have to do it now."
508
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:27,776
And, um, she did the root canal,
put the crown on,
509
00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:29,611
and she's like, "I'm sorry."
510
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,780
"I'm sorry, but, um,
you're gonna have to hold off
511
00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:34,991
from flossing that area
for about two weeks."
512
00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,703
And I was like, "I've been holding off
for a lot longer than that."
513
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:40,914
"On your word, doc."
514
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,126
My body's falling apart.
515
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,796
I got a fungal infection
on my toe, you know?
516
00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:51,841
Sorry to have to tell you that,
but that is what's going on in my life.
517
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:56,221
And I went to the doctor's and he said,
"You know, in the past,
518
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,723
traditionally, how people
would prevent infection,
519
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,850
they used to urinate on the feet."
520
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:04,896
I was like, "I'm gonna need
a second opinion on that
521
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,814
before you do it."
522
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,900
Like, you know? Like...
523
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,236
But I need to get into shape.
524
00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,655
I do. I'm a family man now.
525
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:15,490
I've got a sister. Um...
526
00:26:17,158 --> 00:26:17,993
I've got a sister.
527
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:21,079
I'm trying to get into shape.
I'm getting inspired.
528
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:23,748
I watched my friend do the triathlon.
529
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,043
That's running, swimming, and cycling.
530
00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:31,047
I don't think I've done those activities
in the same calendar year, you know?
531
00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,091
It's very inspiring.
532
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,718
I've got to get inspired to work.
533
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,761
I've been watching sports.
534
00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:37,721
You seen this?
535
00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:41,850
They're fit, these guys. I, um...
536
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,643
I've been watching soccer.
537
00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:46,730
I watched a game just today, you know?
538
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,107
At halftime,
they got the commentators to come on,
539
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,026
talk about the first half of the match.
540
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:52,944
And one of them,
he was talking about a player.
541
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:56,656
He said, "This is the most creative player
we've ever seen."
542
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,868
"He's like a book with hundreds of pages
543
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:01,870
and every page is different."
544
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:04,205
I'm like, that's every book.
545
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:11,630
If your book has the same pages,
I'd say your book is broken, you know?
546
00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,548
You need to get a new book.
547
00:27:14,215 --> 00:27:16,176
But I'm doing it now, I'm working out.
548
00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,677
I go and I work out.
549
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:18,928
I go to a gym.
550
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:22,682
I go to one of these gyms,
everyone's looking gorgeous, you know?
551
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:25,310
You know these?
Some gyms, people don't look good.
552
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,730
The gym I'm at, everyone's gorgeous.
553
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:31,232
But they work out
with an intensity in their eyes
554
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,402
that suggests that
they don't believe they look good.
555
00:27:34,986 --> 00:27:37,489
That's a real tragedy.
556
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:39,824
It breaks my heart, you know?
557
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,327
I have to remind people, you know?
558
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:43,995
I announce it in the change room.
559
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,497
Uh...
560
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,957
I'm like, "Fellas, you're looking good!"
561
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,043
"You're looking nice!"
562
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:51,169
The ladies are good too.
563
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,546
I don't go--
I yell it into the change room.
564
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:56,800
There's no laws against that. Um...
565
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,054
Not yet.
566
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:08,978
But I don't know.
It's good to be out here, you know?
567
00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:11,272
I'm married now, thank you.
568
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,525
Yeah.
569
00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:16,069
What a beautiful institution.
570
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,237
I, um...
571
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,073
I went to Thailand for the honeymoon.
572
00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,658
Ooh...
573
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:23,618
Yep.
574
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:24,703
I love Thailand.
575
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,705
I told my dad this. I texted him.
576
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:30,125
I said, "We're going to Thailand
for the honeymoon."
577
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,627
He doesn't text back.
He calls back immediately.
578
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,879
He's like, "Don't go to Thailand."
579
00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,174
"They're harvesting the organs
of Taiwanese nationals."
580
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,053
And immediately
I know what's going on, right?
581
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,848
'Cause my dad,
he's on an app called WeChat.
582
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:48,268
And what this is,
it's a Chinese messaging app
583
00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:50,895
where all my family have a group chat
with one another,
584
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,815
and they share, uh, conspiracy theories,
585
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,692
often in the form of a JPEG.
586
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:58,027
Um...
587
00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:01,823
And the one of that day
was about harvesting Taiwanese organs.
588
00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:05,034
I pushed back.
I'm like, "Dad, I'm not Taiwanese."
589
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:07,829
He knows that, you know?
590
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:10,623
We've known each other quite some time.
591
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,877
But he's adamant. He keeps pushing, right?
592
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,130
I want to convince him once and for all
that these are conspiracy theories.
593
00:29:17,213 --> 00:29:18,840
Like, anyone can do them.
594
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,092
I'm pretty good at Photoshop.
595
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:25,054
So what I did was I got a picture
of the Australian prime minister,
596
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:26,347
and I put a caption on it.
597
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,851
I said that they're beheading
Chinese people in Hornsby.
598
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:33,188
That's where he lives. And...
599
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,607
I post that in the group chat.
600
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:38,777
Ten minutes later,
the group chat's going crazy. It's...
601
00:29:39,402 --> 00:29:42,030
My uncle calls me.
He's like, "We're locking down." You know?
602
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:48,578
I defied my father's orders.
I went to Thailand anyway.
603
00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:49,579
Beautiful country.
604
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:52,040
It's one of the great massage cultures.
605
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:54,959
You've got, um, Thailand,
606
00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:56,544
Sweden...
607
00:29:58,213 --> 00:29:59,130
And that's it.
608
00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:03,718
But, uh...
609
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,095
They have, um, these massage places
610
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:09,974
that are run entirely
by female ex-prisoners.
611
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:10,892
It's beautiful.
612
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:13,478
'Cause a lot of society,
they write these women off, right?
613
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,939
Some of them have petty crime charges.
614
00:30:16,022 --> 00:30:18,358
Some of them even have assault charges.
615
00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:21,361
But these places,
they see these women and they said,
616
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:22,654
"What you did,
617
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,156
could you focus that
on the neck and the shoulders?"
618
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,242
Like...
619
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:33,623
My dad's a great guy. He's a good guy.
620
00:30:33,706 --> 00:30:36,209
He helped me invent my signature,
you know?
621
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:37,877
He sat me down, I was eight years old.
622
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,254
He was like, "You're a man now."
623
00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,548
And I remember,
it was such a tender moment.
624
00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:45,093
He helped me do every, like, jag
and every curve of the signature.
625
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:46,052
Beautiful.
626
00:30:46,135 --> 00:30:49,430
Immediately after, he helped me
commit my first tax fraud.
627
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:50,682
He...
628
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,725
Like, "Sign here,
where it says you work for me."
629
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,353
And, um, I didn't work for him.
630
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,230
So I was reluctant, you know?
631
00:30:57,313 --> 00:31:01,484
But he had to take me to his accountant
to try to strong-arm me.
632
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:05,864
And she's a Chinese woman,
and she was really flexing on me.
633
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,366
And how you do this in Chinese culture
634
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:11,578
is you bring up
a lot of stories from history,
635
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:12,620
show off your knowledge.
636
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,206
Like, you've got to know a lot of idioms,
stuff like that.
637
00:31:15,290 --> 00:31:19,335
And she sits me down, and she's like,
"Do you know Michelangelo?"
638
00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,379
And I was like, "Yeah."
639
00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:22,839
I thought it was a turtle.
640
00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,924
Um...
641
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:30,763
But she says, "When he finished
building the Statue of David..."
642
00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,724
And I was like, "There's another one."
643
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:34,809
Um...
644
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,022
"But when he finished, uh,
someone came up to him,
645
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,524
and they said, 'Was it hard?'"
646
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,776
"And he said, 'No, it was easy.'"
647
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:47,947
"'I just took away from the marble
everything that wasn't David.'"
648
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:51,326
And I was like, "What's that got to do
with my tax return?" You know?
649
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,330
And she said, "Well, the block of marble,
that's your income."
650
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,291
"David, that's your tax return."
651
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:02,629
And I didn't know what that meant. Um...
652
00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:05,006
But I thought
we were both going to jail, for sure.
653
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,552
But it's good being married.
654
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,846
Beautiful thing to be married. I, uh...
655
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,266
My wife, she moved from Australia,
uh, to America with me.
656
00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,518
She quit her corporate job in Australia.
657
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,562
And now she's at culinary school.
658
00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:25,109
After that, we'll send her
to cleaning school.
659
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,159
Uh, sorry for saying that.
660
00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:35,244
I, uh...
661
00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:38,790
Uh, but a lot of you did like it, so...
662
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:44,837
I wanted to cut that out of the special,
but you liked it too much.
663
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,172
Um...
664
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:49,842
She goes to a culinary school
in, uh, Manhattan.
665
00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:53,513
It's called the
Institute of Culinary Education.
666
00:32:53,596 --> 00:32:56,099
That's ICE. Uh...
667
00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:59,268
It's an unbelievable time
to be going to a school called ICE.
668
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:02,772
They like the name,
they think it's good, uh...
669
00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:05,149
Some big letters on her backpack, ICE.
670
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,653
She catches the subway like that.
671
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,905
I'm like, "I'm gonna get a different one."
672
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,783
I, uh...
673
00:33:13,866 --> 00:33:16,244
If you want to go to culinary school
in New York,
674
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:18,663
the two options that you have is ICE
675
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,290
or the Culinary Institute of America.
676
00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,251
CIA.
677
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,629
This is unbelievable.
678
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,882
She's going to have to do
a post-grad abroad, um,
679
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,092
she's going to Al-Qaeda.
680
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:33,511
It's a beautiful school.
681
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:36,848
But it's good to be married.
682
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,725
We're having a couple of arguments.
683
00:33:38,808 --> 00:33:40,476
That's healthy.
684
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,728
That's beautiful.
685
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:46,524
Our main source of argument at the moment
is how we sort the laundry.
686
00:33:46,607 --> 00:33:48,609
You know? How we organize the clothes.
687
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,486
'Cause I'm quite a simple guy.
688
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:53,072
Like, a simpleton,
that kind of thing. You know?
689
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,825
I have a very simple system
of organizing my laundry.
690
00:33:55,908 --> 00:33:58,202
It follows the human form.
691
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,163
It goes top shelf, tops.
692
00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:02,040
Bottom shelf, bottoms.
693
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:04,417
Middle shelf, obviously belts.
694
00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:09,922
But she has a much more complex system.
You know? She's very intelligent.
695
00:34:10,006 --> 00:34:12,759
She tries to trick me, and...
696
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,970
She doesn't just have three categories.
She's got sub-categories.
697
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,848
And some of the categories
are subjective, you know?
698
00:34:18,931 --> 00:34:21,476
She's got a category
called "cute little tops."
699
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,438
I'm like, "How am I supposed to do that?"
700
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:26,981
You know? We're having big fights.
701
00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:29,108
I'm like, "Honey, I don't think
that top's that cute."
702
00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:37,575
But it's taking me a long time
to sort the laundry, you know?
703
00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:39,744
So I've been reading the tags.
704
00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:40,828
There's stuff in--
705
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,705
There's content, you know?
706
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:45,958
I didn't know there was content.
Everywhere you look, you can find content.
707
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,251
Um...
708
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:49,921
That's really good.
There's content on the tag.
709
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:52,715
I was reading one of the shirts,
and one of the tags, it said,
710
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:56,969
"I'm made of 100%
recycled plastic bottles."
711
00:34:57,053 --> 00:35:00,598
I was shocked. I took the shirt up to her.
I said, "We're doing pretty well."
712
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:03,601
"I can get you something better,
you know."
713
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,395
"Made of anything you want."
714
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:07,563
"Even new bottles."
715
00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:11,192
Like, "We can... we can do that."
716
00:35:11,692 --> 00:35:14,445
But that's not to say
that I don't have crazy clothes of my own.
717
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,656
I've got a set of pajamas.
718
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,033
That's tops and bottoms.
719
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,077
Where's that going? You know?
720
00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:24,413
Can't go with the belts. It, um...
721
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:27,875
But the pajama, the top,
it's a button-down top, right?
722
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,503
And that's more formal
than I wear day-to-day.
723
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:33,840
I imagine an outside observer looking in.
724
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:38,052
They'd see me take off my T-shirt
and putting on a button-down.
725
00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:41,472
They'd be like,
"This guy is serious about sleep."
726
00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:44,433
I'm like, let's hit those KPIs.
727
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:46,185
Uh...
728
00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:49,188
But since we moved in together,
we have new stuff.
729
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,274
There's new stuff in the house.
730
00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:52,817
It's unbelievable. I didn't--
731
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,777
The bathroom has more things.
732
00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,990
Before I got married, I had three liquids.
733
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,910
You had the hand wash, um, toothpaste,
734
00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:04,453
and then three-in-one.
735
00:36:06,038 --> 00:36:08,207
And that would cover
all realms of the body.
736
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,584
Um...
737
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,795
But now we've got a lot of liquids.
There's new sauces.
738
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,465
We've got a skincare regime now.
739
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:17,550
And it is a regime.
740
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:18,593
Very oppressive.
741
00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:21,512
It's...
742
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:23,389
It's daily.
743
00:36:23,472 --> 00:36:27,185
There's new liquids
that I've never heard of before.
744
00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:31,147
The other day she said to me, um,
"Can you pass the toner?"
745
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:33,858
And I was like, "We don't have a printer."
You know? Like...
746
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,910
But it's good. You know, it's, um...
747
00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:46,120
You've got to put the effort in.
748
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,666
That's really my advice. You do.
749
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,293
I've been putting the effort in.
750
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,296
I did, um, the love language test.
751
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:56,672
It's so important.
752
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,884
It's one of the most important things
you can do.
753
00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:02,595
And I did it. I, um...
754
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:03,888
I did the love language test.
755
00:37:03,971 --> 00:37:06,515
It turns out my love language
is not gift-giving.
756
00:37:06,599 --> 00:37:09,060
Um, and it was my wife's birthday
the other week.
757
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:13,147
So what I did was,
I put my hand on her shoulder.
758
00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:14,857
And I said, "Good on you."
759
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,237
That's, uh, words of affirmation.
760
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,530
And touch, you know? Kinda...
761
00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:24,450
I got her two things. Um...
762
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:25,993
Really spoiled her.
763
00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:30,414
It's quality time too, two hours straight.
We did it, um...
764
00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:33,376
"Good on you. Good on you." You know?
765
00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:35,878
She does like quality time. She loves it.
766
00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:38,047
She loves going to cultural events.
767
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:39,548
Isn't that good?
768
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:44,262
We went to the opera together.
We went-- I, um...
769
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:48,224
I struggled, I must admit, uh...
770
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:49,976
She's like,
"Why are you closing your eyes?"
771
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:52,019
I'm like, "I'm really into it."
772
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:55,189
Uh... yeah.
773
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,774
"But I think you were snoring."
774
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:59,151
I was like, "I was singing along." Uh...
775
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,239
I love that bit. I, um...
776
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:10,204
But you learn a lot from being married.
You do. I have been learning a lot.
777
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:14,375
Um, before I got married,
I had the same pillow for ten years.
778
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,420
I didn't know you weren't allowed.
779
00:38:19,046 --> 00:38:21,090
I thought that was good.
Like, cost per use.
780
00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:22,383
That kind of thing, you know?
781
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:25,011
By the time I was finished with it,
it was wafer thin.
782
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,889
It was a memory foam pillow, you know?
783
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:30,433
Ran out of storage space.
784
00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:32,518
Yeah.
785
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:34,145
When I got married,
786
00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:37,356
I found out that you're not allowed
to have one pillow for ten years.
787
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,483
It's disgusting.
788
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,736
It's against God. Um...
789
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:44,030
You have to have four pillows
all the time.
790
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,907
Two of the pillows you use.
791
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,827
And two of the pillows
you put on the floor straight away.
792
00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:52,788
Every single night.
793
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:54,665
You never use them, right?
794
00:38:54,749 --> 00:38:59,462
Your neck couldn't sustain that angle
for the duration of the night.
795
00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,505
These are decorative pillows.
796
00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:03,507
What are they decorating?
797
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,427
The other pillows.
798
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,428
It's unbelievable.
799
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,638
They're high quality pillows too.
800
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:14,101
In my household, these pillows,
they're the same as the main pillows.
801
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:18,022
That's a lot of potential going wasted
on the floor every night.
802
00:39:18,522 --> 00:39:20,024
They're like, "Put me on, coach."
803
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:22,109
"I could change this up."
804
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,862
They're waiting for the main pillows
to get drooled out.
805
00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,156
And I am drooling.
806
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,741
I, uh, hate to admit it,
807
00:39:28,824 --> 00:39:32,119
but I have to wear a mouth guard
to go to sleep.
808
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:33,788
Anyone do that?
809
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,042
It's humiliating. It's...
810
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,795
It's horrible to admit. It's...
811
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,964
'Cause back in the day, mouth guards,
812
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,675
they were reserved
for professional boxers,
813
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,428
um, NFL players.
814
00:39:49,512 --> 00:39:50,346
But nowadays,
815
00:39:50,429 --> 00:39:54,725
my life's gotten so stressful,
that the act of going to sleep
816
00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:57,436
is the same as blunt force head trauma.
817
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:01,607
It's humiliating wearing this thing.
818
00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:04,443
And so many oats get stuck in it, it's...
819
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:10,866
But it's good.
820
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:13,035
We've been traveling. We travel.
821
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,704
We went to, um, Mexico.
822
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,415
Ooh...
823
00:40:17,498 --> 00:40:20,084
What a beautiful place. Mexico City.
824
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,590
There's a few attempted claps tonight.
825
00:40:30,344 --> 00:40:31,554
We went to Mexico City.
826
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:34,890
We went to watch the lucha libre.
You know about this?
827
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,475
You don't have to start.
828
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:40,438
We saw the lucha libre.
829
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:43,274
These guys, the luchas,
they wear the masks.
830
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:47,069
You know these guys? They wear the masks,
um, if you don't know the lucha.
831
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:50,614
The most famous lucha
is, um, called Jack Black.
832
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,035
And, uh, we went to watch the lucha libre.
833
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,662
The first match we watched,
834
00:40:56,745 --> 00:40:59,457
it was between a lucha,
the guy wearing the mask,
835
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:01,750
and he was fighting a caveman.
836
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,921
And everyone was booing the caveman.
I didn't know what was going on.
837
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,673
So I had to ask someone,
"What's happening?"
838
00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:10,551
And he said that they like the lucha more
839
00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,761
'cause the lucha is more traditional.
840
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:15,556
But I would have thought that
the caveman is more traditional.
841
00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:19,018
You know, that's one of the original guys.
842
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,061
But if you thought that I was confused,
843
00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,939
my wife didn't know
that wrestling was fake.
844
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:28,027
So she thought that this was a real fight,
845
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,945
and they were still choosing to backflip.
846
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,071
You know, like they...
847
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:34,950
They thought that was
a good use of their time.
848
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:36,911
Her mind was blown.
849
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,079
She took like 100 Instagram stories
on the night.
850
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,873
All with the captions like, "Wow."
851
00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,500
Like, "OMG."
852
00:41:42,583 --> 00:41:45,169
Like, it was the best night
of both of our lives.
853
00:41:45,252 --> 00:41:46,462
It was unbelievable.
854
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,715
At one point in the fight,
a little person came into the ring.
855
00:41:50,216 --> 00:41:52,468
And he threw the referee out of the ring.
856
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:56,347
And at that point,
I thought, "The jig is up."
857
00:41:58,307 --> 00:41:59,892
The jig was not up.
858
00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:02,520
She turns to me,
she's like, "Is that allowed?"
859
00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:07,983
I'm like, "I don't know.
It's a real perversion of justice."
860
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,236
You know?
861
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:13,697
We were walking home from the night,
from the event.
862
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:15,324
And we were both feeling very good.
863
00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,243
We were on cloud nine.
864
00:42:17,326 --> 00:42:20,037
But as we were walking,
the pieces started to fall into place.
865
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,123
And she started to get messages
from back home, from her friends.
866
00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:26,001
They're like, "You do know
that wrestling isn't real?"
867
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,380
And she was furious at me.
868
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,800
She was like, "Why didn't you tell me
that wrestling was fake?"
869
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:35,177
And I was like,
"I wouldn't know where to begin."
870
00:42:36,595 --> 00:42:38,514
Like, "Do you know
that cavemen aren't around?"
871
00:42:38,597 --> 00:42:40,683
Like, we...
872
00:42:42,768 --> 00:42:44,728
"We don't have that anymore," um...
873
00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:47,731
Dude, this is a beautiful crowd.
874
00:42:47,815 --> 00:42:50,025
What a beautiful crowd.
875
00:42:50,109 --> 00:42:52,111
This is amazing. What a night, huh?
876
00:42:52,194 --> 00:42:55,698
Any of you come to this show
'cause you know me from Fisk?
877
00:42:57,491 --> 00:42:58,576
A few Fisk-heads.
878
00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:02,204
If you don't know what Fisk is,
it's, um, kind of a legal comedy.
879
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,249
It's created by the Australian government.
880
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,293
And, um...
881
00:43:07,376 --> 00:43:08,627
I think it's a psy-op.
882
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,254
I, uh...
883
00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:12,923
No, it changed my life.
884
00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,341
'Cause before I did Fisk,
885
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:17,678
I was just doing stand-up comedy,
you know.
886
00:43:17,761 --> 00:43:19,305
And I always looked like this.
887
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,933
This is all I had to offer. Um...
888
00:43:23,017 --> 00:43:26,437
And I would go on YouTube and Instagram
to see the demographics,
889
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,731
like who was watching the stuff.
890
00:43:28,814 --> 00:43:33,319
And it was always 90% male, 25 to 34.
891
00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:35,404
Anyone fit that demographic?
892
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,241
This is not a good demographic.
893
00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,369
A lot of incels.
894
00:43:42,453 --> 00:43:44,371
Um...
895
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:46,248
These guys,
they don't come out to the show.
896
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,667
They're busy planning something.
897
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,296
I don't know what. I, uh...
898
00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:54,465
But it was a very dark path
I was going down.
899
00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:56,550
It couldn't continue that way.
900
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,969
But then God intervened.
901
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,388
He sent the prophet, Kitty Flanagan.
902
00:44:02,723 --> 00:44:04,433
And she cast me in this show Fisk.
903
00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:06,894
Overnight, the demographic changed.
904
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:09,480
Women, 45 to 54.
905
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,400
What a beautiful sound.
906
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:15,152
This is...
907
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:18,739
Overnight, these angels
descended into my shows.
908
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,575
These beautiful white angels.
909
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,785
Uh...
910
00:44:24,453 --> 00:44:27,081
They love coming to the shows. They, um...
911
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,416
But that's why I had to leave Australia.
912
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,336
I had to get away from all these mamas.
913
00:44:32,419 --> 00:44:35,047
All right, that's my time.
Thank you very much, New York!