1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:20,000 [narrator sighs] Just look at her. The very first Bride of the Year winner. 4 00:00:20,083 --> 00:00:22,416 BEELD, WEDNESDAY, 1 FEBRUARY 1984 5 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:26,708 It's the biggest competition for newlyweds in South Africa. 6 00:00:27,416 --> 00:00:29,583 It's uniquely South African. 7 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:34,500 Young or old, any bride can participate by entering her wedding photos. 8 00:00:34,583 --> 00:00:38,416 And every month, one bride is chosen. 9 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:41,583 And at the end of the year there's a fancy, fancy gala evening 10 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:44,083 where only one bride is crowned as… 11 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,708 Bride of the Year. 12 00:00:47,416 --> 00:00:49,625 [sighs] To be a newlywed. 13 00:00:50,166 --> 00:00:53,041 [sighs] When I was little, that was my fairy tale. 14 00:00:53,541 --> 00:00:57,916 Well, that, but actually to be part of a family. 15 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,458 ♪ Here comes the bride Here comes the bride ♪ 16 00:01:01,541 --> 00:01:03,583 [church bell ringing] 17 00:01:04,208 --> 00:01:07,958 -[narrator] My own, perfect family. -[people cheering] 18 00:01:08,458 --> 00:01:12,583 [sighs] Probably because I was raised in an orphanage just opposite the church 19 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:17,083 where a wedding was celebrated almost every weekend. 20 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:18,166 LINDEN ORPHANAGE 21 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,458 [person] Lienkie, come inside. 22 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:43,875 [Lienkie] These two are my 'something old'. 23 00:01:43,958 --> 00:01:48,000 The most beautiful bride and the perfect… Oh. Oh. 24 00:01:49,791 --> 00:01:50,791 Perfect… 25 00:01:51,375 --> 00:01:52,458 [gasps] 26 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,166 The perfect-- 27 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:56,791 [sighs] Okay! 28 00:01:57,833 --> 00:01:59,916 The perfect bridegroom. 29 00:02:01,791 --> 00:02:03,291 [inhales sharply] What do you think? 30 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,083 I think it's perfect, Lienks. 31 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:13,875 It's definitely the most beautiful cake that you've ever baked. 32 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:16,833 Because this one is mine. 33 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:25,083 I must admit, I expected something a bit more impressive, but it's nice. 34 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,166 Simple… 35 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:29,166 -like you. -Uh, thanks… 36 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,291 -Mom? -No. 37 00:02:32,375 --> 00:02:34,500 -Norma. -I have a few ideas around 38 00:02:34,583 --> 00:02:36,833 where we might be able to make you look good. 39 00:02:36,916 --> 00:02:38,500 -Hmm. -Come. Come and tell me what you think. 40 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,291 Can we please get a photo of the wedding cake, though? 41 00:02:41,375 --> 00:02:42,375 I baked it myself. 42 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:46,625 We're participating Bride of the Year, not Cake of the Year. 43 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,125 -Martin. -Mm-hmm? 44 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:51,791 I assume there's some way we can hide those crow's feet of hers. 45 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,916 Don't worry. She's not my first veteran bride. 46 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,000 [chuckles] Hold on. 47 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:57,500 [chuckles] Thirty-nine isn't that old. 48 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:58,583 Not if you're a tree. 49 00:02:59,583 --> 00:03:02,500 -I'll put her here. -Yes, it'll help for her nose. It's so… 50 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,916 -In your face, I know. -Hmm. 51 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,625 Drink. You're gonna need it. 52 00:03:08,083 --> 00:03:09,916 -[gasps] I've got it. -Hmm? 53 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,375 Under the trees with the bridesmaids. 54 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:14,625 Where is Johannika? 55 00:03:14,708 --> 00:03:16,041 [both click tongue] 56 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,458 You can slap me with a fish if I knew. 57 00:03:18,541 --> 00:03:20,375 She's Zander's apprentice. 58 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,500 She's his PA. Very on top of things. 59 00:03:22,583 --> 00:03:23,916 -Very. -I see. 60 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,541 Fascinating. 61 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:30,083 Okay, context. What's the message you want to convey to the judges? 62 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,291 Um… 63 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:34,708 That if you work hard enough, 64 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:38,458 you can also get the perfect family you deserve, 65 00:03:39,208 --> 00:03:40,583 even if it takes time. 66 00:03:41,500 --> 00:03:42,708 -No. -Mm-mmm. 67 00:03:42,791 --> 00:03:45,083 [Norma] We want to inspire people, Lienkie. 68 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:48,583 -"From children's home to family home." -Hmm. 69 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:51,166 -My son is a true philanthropist. -[Martin] Hmm. 70 00:03:51,250 --> 00:03:54,541 Excuse me, Auntie Norma. I just need to give little Zander here a fix. 71 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:57,708 Well, get a move on. We don't want to lose the shade. 72 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:01,250 Okay, Willem Botha. She's not the boss of us. 73 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:04,000 She is. Sort of. 74 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:06,125 I'm gonna need booze. 75 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:07,541 Lots and lots of… 76 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,208 …at 2:00 a.m., naked through the streets. 77 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:15,291 [laughing] 78 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:18,166 It's hard to believe Zander's finally being tied down. 79 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:21,208 The party prince of Pretoria is marrying Cinderella. 80 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:24,000 She's an orphan, dude. 81 00:04:24,083 --> 00:04:27,125 I heard that Norma gave her son an ultimatum, 82 00:04:27,208 --> 00:04:29,458 get married or get disinherited. 83 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:30,833 [chuckles] 84 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:32,000 She was probably worried 85 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:36,083 that Lienkie was getting too old to win that Bride of the Year title. 86 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:37,541 [both chuckle] 87 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:42,916 Mrs. Prinsloo, the ceremony should have started 20 minutes ago. 88 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,291 I-I have a funeral at twelve 'o clock. 89 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,000 Reverend, the man is dead. 90 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,708 It's not as if he'll be late for anything. 91 00:04:48,791 --> 00:04:52,875 The Bride of the Year photos are my priority. 92 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:56,625 You know, I also participated in 1989. 93 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,625 Yes, you-you mentioned that, yes. 94 00:05:01,541 --> 00:05:02,958 Numerous times. 95 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:13,708 [Lienkie screaming] 96 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,000 [gasps] 97 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:20,916 Stay calm. [chuckles] 98 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,000 This is, uh… 99 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:26,500 This is partly your fault. You weren't supposed to come in here. 100 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:29,375 -My fault? -Technically… [stammers] 101 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,291 we shouldn't see each other before the wedding. 102 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:32,666 What wedding? 103 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,333 -You and my bridesmaid just-- -[sighs] 104 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:36,208 Technically, I'm his bridesmaid. 105 00:05:36,291 --> 00:05:38,041 Technically, you're his intern. 106 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,291 -Assistant. I've been promoted. -[camera shutter clicking] 107 00:05:40,375 --> 00:05:41,416 -[chuckles] -Yes. 108 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,125 This is a nightmare! 109 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:44,416 Thank you! 110 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:45,916 Someone who understands. 111 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,958 What will we tell everyone, hmm? 112 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:50,541 I've already told everyone 113 00:05:50,625 --> 00:05:53,416 that I'm finally going to win Bride of the Year. 114 00:05:53,500 --> 00:05:55,125 [sighs] I'm sorry, Mommy. 115 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:58,583 I really wanted to give that to you. 116 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:01,541 How old are you? 117 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,750 Twenty-six, Auntie. 118 00:06:05,541 --> 00:06:07,750 I could work with that. 119 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:10,375 Oh, adorable little nose. 120 00:06:10,875 --> 00:06:12,500 Well, we'll have to make an announcement. 121 00:06:12,583 --> 00:06:13,666 -Yes. -Come. 122 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,666 So that's it? 123 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:18,750 You were my only family. 124 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:20,500 Lienkie… 125 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,083 Yes? 126 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:26,916 You were never family, my dear. 127 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:30,250 Let's get out of here. 128 00:06:31,083 --> 00:06:32,541 [gasps] Estelle. 129 00:06:33,166 --> 00:06:35,333 [hushes] Right there. 130 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:37,666 [shutter clicks] 131 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:39,166 Perfect. 132 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,958 -[guest gasps] -[guest 2] Oh, my God. 133 00:06:54,875 --> 00:06:57,291 [guests chattering] 134 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:00,291 [sighs] 135 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:02,708 What are you doing? 136 00:07:02,791 --> 00:07:05,958 Uh, Lienks, I thought we were going to ninja. 137 00:07:06,041 --> 00:07:08,208 I'm holding my cake high and walking out of here. 138 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:09,875 -Okay. -[guests chattering] 139 00:07:11,458 --> 00:07:12,750 [inhales sharply] 140 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:14,708 [grunts] 141 00:07:15,291 --> 00:07:16,666 [sighs] 142 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,458 My grand gesture is not gesturing. 143 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:19,791 -Just take the top piece. -Okay. 144 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,625 [all exclaim] 145 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:26,041 -[Norma gasps] -Now that takes the cake. 146 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,166 Really, Zander? You will pay for this. 147 00:07:28,250 --> 00:07:30,375 As in literally. I'm sending you the bill. 148 00:07:30,458 --> 00:07:32,500 Lienkie, let's be mature about this. 149 00:07:32,583 --> 00:07:35,000 You're busy being hysterical. 150 00:07:35,083 --> 00:07:37,208 -[huffs] -At least I'm not making a fool of myself. 151 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,083 Okay, okay. 152 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,541 -Okay. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 153 00:07:40,625 --> 00:07:42,166 [distorted screaming] 154 00:07:43,291 --> 00:07:44,416 [exclaiming] 155 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,875 -[sighs] -[camera shutter clicking] 156 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,375 [grunts, sighs] 157 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:51,625 [exhales sharply] 158 00:07:57,125 --> 00:07:58,125 Bye. 159 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,166 [Estelle] Whoo-hoo! 160 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:17,000 Oh, Lienks. You still have a bit of Norma in your hair there. 161 00:08:17,083 --> 00:08:18,291 Oh. 162 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,208 Rest in peace, Norma. 163 00:08:21,291 --> 00:08:22,875 Bottoms up, girl. 164 00:08:23,375 --> 00:08:24,583 [sighs] 165 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:25,708 Mmm. 166 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:26,875 [Estelle groans] 167 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:28,541 [sighs] 168 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:30,166 Ten years. 169 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:33,125 Nine and a half years too long, if you ask me. 170 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,416 [sighs] 171 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:36,458 He had so much potential, though. 172 00:08:36,541 --> 00:08:38,541 You're such a great judge of character. 173 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:42,000 Wow, I mean, look at my best friend. 174 00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:44,041 -Your only friend. -Hey! 175 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:46,500 -Uh. Another one? -Hmm. 176 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:48,291 [both] Cheers. 177 00:08:49,125 --> 00:08:50,208 [both] Mmm. 178 00:08:50,291 --> 00:08:51,291 [both sigh] 179 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:54,208 Now you don't have to be Norma's show horse anymore. That's great. 180 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:57,833 Yes, but if I had won, she might have been nicer to me. 181 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:00,708 Hmm. But if you'd lost, she would've had you put down. 182 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,458 [imitates Norma] "The Bride of the Year title of 1989 183 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,958 -actually should have been mine." -Mm-hmm. 184 00:09:07,041 --> 00:09:09,000 [imitates Norma] "I played polo, like, every week 185 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:11,541 with a cousin of one of the judges. [sighs] 186 00:09:11,625 --> 00:09:13,541 But you know that Naomi Esterhuyzen… 187 00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:15,208 [scoffs] that old floozy, 188 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:17,666 she's just beautiful inside and outside." 189 00:09:17,750 --> 00:09:19,791 Do you really think she jumped on a horse to win? 190 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:21,625 I think she would've jumped on anything to win. 191 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:24,166 -[giggles] Right? -Ladies, ladies, ladies! 192 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:28,125 You two look like the adventurous types who'd love a tour of the City of Go… 193 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,250 Okay. 194 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:33,000 Shame. Who ran away? You or him, huh? 195 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,458 Who says anyone ran off? 196 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:39,083 Um, you're drinking shooters in a bar in your wedding dress. 197 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,583 The groom is drowning. I don't know. Lucky guess. 198 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:42,916 Okay, Sherlock. 199 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,666 Or was it a Mrs. and Mrs. wedding? Because that's very trendy. 200 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,541 I mean, this is beautiful. 201 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,791 That… Not sure. Is that a tablecloth? 202 00:09:50,875 --> 00:09:53,375 -[mimics mockingly] -Okay, it's none of your business. 203 00:09:53,458 --> 00:09:56,458 All I'm saying is, if you're the one who ran, well done. 204 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:59,208 The institution of Marriage is purely for suckers. 205 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,416 -Thank you. -And you know what they say. 206 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,125 "The best way to get over someone is to get under… 207 00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,625 a tall building." 208 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:10,583 So how about a little fun tour of the city, huh? Come on. 209 00:10:11,083 --> 00:10:12,416 Go bother someone else. 210 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:15,041 -Someone else isn't as pretty as you. -[gasps] 211 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:18,708 Hey, you're bothering liberated women here, buddy. 212 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:21,500 Oh! Miss Independences! 213 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,250 Love that for you guys. 214 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:25,833 -You can get me a drink, hmm? -Can I get you an Uber? 215 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:27,083 -My place or yours? -And when it gets here, 216 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:28,625 you can jump in front of it. 217 00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,666 Ouch! How do you really feel, hmm? 218 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,583 -I feel men are obsolete. -Absolutely. 219 00:10:33,666 --> 00:10:35,416 I feel we got off on the wrong foot. 220 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,333 How about a tour of Emmarentia Dam? 221 00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:40,750 Moonlight, stars, shooting star. 222 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:44,416 [sighs] Sounds great. Late at night in a park with a stranger. 223 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,458 -So 9:00 tonight? -Okay, thanks, go now. 224 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:49,041 -Bye. Toodles. -Bye. 225 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,458 -Okay, okay. -Never want to see you again. 226 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:52,458 -What the hell? -What a weirdo. 227 00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:53,833 Sorry, me again. 228 00:10:54,875 --> 00:10:55,875 You dropped this. 229 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:58,791 You should be more careful. 230 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,750 This is Johannesburg. Boop. 231 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:04,083 Don't touch her with your sausage fingers, weirdo. 232 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:06,875 Was I too hard on him? 233 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,833 No, he's a man. 234 00:11:08,916 --> 00:11:10,916 -And men are obsolete. -Obsolete. 235 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,791 -That's it. Last one. Here we go. -There we go. 236 00:11:17,291 --> 00:11:18,791 Welcome to your new couch. 237 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,458 [upbeat Afrikaans pop song playing] 238 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:33,000 REMBRANDT BUTCHERY 239 00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:47,958 SWEET TOOTH 240 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,500 [water trickling] 241 00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:51,333 [Lienkie groans] 242 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,333 [groans] City of Joburg. 243 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,333 BUSINESS HOURS MONDAY - FRIDAY 07:00 - 17:00 244 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:01,416 SATURDAY 07:00 - 13:00 245 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,958 CLOSED 246 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,375 OPEN 247 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,666 [no audible dialogue] 248 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,500 [music continues] 249 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:20,625 [gasps] 250 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,958 [no audible dialogue] 251 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:29,041 [wind howling] 252 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,750 CLOSED 253 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,791 WEDDING CAKES HALF PRICE SALE 254 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,708 I told you that they wouldn't answer. 255 00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:53,458 I actually got through, but it was the wrong department. 256 00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,833 My pothole is now officially a sinkhole. 257 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,333 -Now, that's a 'hole' lot of trouble. -[robotic voice] Please continue to hold. 258 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,708 -Hang up. -Hi. 259 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,458 Are you a sinkhole or pothole? 260 00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,708 [line beeping] 261 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,166 He just hung up. 262 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,416 [phone ringing] 263 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,708 Hi, Lienkie Koekemoer. Thanks for calling back-- 264 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,083 -[banker] …account was flagged by… -Oh. 265 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,000 -We want to check a recent transaction. -Yes? 266 00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,583 -It's the bank. -Oh, they just want your data. 267 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,375 -[banker] …25,000. -[gasps] How much? 268 00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:24,708 At which store? [breathes heavily] 269 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,625 I'm on my way. Uh… [exhales] 270 00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,250 Okay, uh, Jerry. 271 00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,958 -Uh, who's Jerry? -Hi, Jerry. 272 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,958 Listen here, I need a little favor. 273 00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,000 -[door opens, closes] -Okay, bye. 274 00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 275 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,333 Hold it right there, sir. 276 00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,500 Whatever it was, it wasn't me. 277 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,500 -Credit card fraud. -Oh, that. 278 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,708 It's you! 279 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:56,791 I've never seen this woman in my life. 280 00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,958 You're the guy with the lame tours. 281 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,750 I would've done it for you at half-price. 282 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:03,750 [sighs] Hi, Jerry. He stole my credit card. 283 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:04,875 Borrowed! 284 00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,375 For the basics. 285 00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,125 Doesn't look like the basics to me. 286 00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:12,291 Okay, if you must know, the TV is for the orphanage. 287 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,333 And the PlayStation is for the animal shelter. 288 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,833 -[shutters clicking] -And the pie is for me. 289 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,583 And I got us 10% discount, by the way. 290 00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,250 -Us? -Mm-hmm. 291 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,375 -Lock him up. -Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey! 292 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,166 We can negotiate, huh? 293 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,083 Any plans tonight, huh? Should I comb your hair? 294 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,291 Nah! 295 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,916 Mr. Independence. 296 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,041 -You're doing it wrong. -You have nothing I want. 297 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,375 Okay, that's harsh. 298 00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,583 You went to an English school, right? 299 00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,416 -Let's take it away, boss. -I have connections! 300 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,916 Everyone needs something! 301 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,750 Think about it! 302 00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,500 KFC. 303 00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:56,333 McDonalds, chocolate éclairs, and then pies, pies, pies. 304 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,000 How many pies can the man eat? 305 00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,375 His acid reflux must be insane. 306 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:03,166 And then the last big transaction of the day. 307 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,583 Mm-hmm. When the bank picked it up. 308 00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,791 -Yeah. -[sighs] Not a good day for Frank. 309 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,791 -[Estelle] Mm-hmm. -[sighs] 310 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,458 Not for me neither. The bakery is struggling. 311 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,083 Lienks, are all your clients 312 00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,166 -up to date with their payments? -Mm-hmm. 313 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,250 Everyone, 314 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,541 -except Zander. -There you go! 315 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:20,958 [sighs] 316 00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:23,666 I guess I have to stop postponing. 317 00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:25,791 [blows raspberry, gasps] 318 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,708 -And that? -Just some encouragement. 319 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,333 Hmm. 320 00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,875 -I feel like a spy. -[Estelle] Go, go. Swart Kat, go. 321 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,166 -[shushes] -This way. 322 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,250 Okay. 323 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,333 -Cooee! [gasps] -[shushes] 324 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,791 -Hey! -You are a terrible burglar. 325 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,791 It's not as if we're breaking in. I have the keys. 326 00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:51,875 [gasps] He's gone and redone the walls! 327 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,500 Yes, this color is called graveyard-gray. 328 00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:58,541 All my furniture is gone. Everything that made this a home. 329 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,000 [gasps] 330 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,291 Mommy's hanging on the wall. 331 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,333 [groans] No. 332 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,666 It looks like he kept some of your photos, Lienks. 333 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:08,958 -Aw. -[grunts] 334 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,500 Oh. [gasps] 335 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,666 -Wait. -Hold on. 336 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,583 That's my engagement ring, but that's… That's not my hand. 337 00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,208 [Estelle] And that… 338 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:21,291 [Lienkie] What's going on here? This… 339 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,000 [Norma] Breathtaking photo, don't you think? 340 00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:31,083 You know, Martin is a true artist. 341 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,333 Especially if he has the right model to work with. 342 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,708 Have you moved in now? 343 00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,291 -Someone has to wax Zander's back. -Hmm. 344 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,000 I'm surprised it took you so long to come crawling back here, you know. 345 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Where is Zander? 346 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,041 Zanzibar. No, wait. 347 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,875 Is it the Okavango Delta? 348 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:53,750 It's a five-star flexi-plan. 349 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:58,625 A far cry from that pitiful Contiki tour you wanted to do for your honeymoon, hey? 350 00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,958 Honeymoon? 351 00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,458 [gasps] I know! 352 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,333 It all happened so fast. 353 00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,000 Soul mates. 354 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,291 You simply can't keep them away from each other. 355 00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,250 -Zander and Johannika. -[both gasp] 356 00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,500 A girl with spirit and ambition. 357 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,250 That's why she was the winner of Bride of the Month. 358 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,541 -[scoffs] -Bride of the Mo-- 359 00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:23,041 We heard the wonderful news this morning. It's an absolute fairy tale. 360 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,375 That was my fairy tale. 361 00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,041 Sweetie… 362 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,791 Shame. You were never the right material. 363 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,291 [grunts] 364 00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,625 Are we going to play cricket? 365 00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,958 That depends. 366 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,916 Did Zan-Zan also leave his balls here with his Mommy? 367 00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,291 Get out or I'll call security. 368 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,208 Not until you've paid Lienkie for her cake. 369 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,333 Ah. So that's why you broke in here. 370 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:50,583 For a measly amount of money. Ugh. 371 00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,125 It cost 8,000 rand. 372 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,375 Hmm, 8,000. "Swipe to pay". 373 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,041 Hey! 374 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,166 What is your problem with me? 375 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,416 My dear, 376 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,166 you're desperate. 377 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,625 Desperate for love. 378 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:11,541 Desperate to be a part of my family. It's… 379 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,416 It's pathetic. 380 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,750 Maybe I am pathetic, 381 00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,916 but at least I'm not cruel. 382 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,208 Or old. 383 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,375 Go! 384 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,125 Go take a bath in Botox! 385 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,208 Bye! 386 00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,166 [sighs] 387 00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,708 [sighs] 388 00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:38,791 Okay. 389 00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,083 [gasps] Ooh, coffee! 390 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,250 No, that's enough coffee. 391 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,375 I'm the one who made him, and now Johannika gets rewarded? 392 00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,583 I don't know if Zander counts as a reward. 393 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,208 Norma was right. I was desperate. 394 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:58,416 For the house, the children, the stability that I never had as a child. 395 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,250 And now Zander has the life I've always wanted, but with someone else. 396 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,333 [cries] 397 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,458 I think you should look at it as a new beginning, Lienks. 398 00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,000 I don't want a new beginning. 399 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,208 Okay. 400 00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,041 I want revenge! 401 00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,541 Yes. 402 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,833 Okay, what's the plan? 403 00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,958 I'm going to win Bride of the Year. 404 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:34,708 Ah. Um, slight problem. [chuckles] 405 00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:38,291 You have a month to get married and you don't have a husband. 406 00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:43,791 -So we'll get one. How hard can it be? -[Estelle scoffs] 407 00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:48,333 [Frank] Right! Eyes on the queen. Here we go! 408 00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:53,958 Macho, macho man. Find the queen, if you can. Yeah? 409 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,625 Ah, wait, wait, wait. [chuckles] 410 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,791 I know where. 411 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,916 -Are you sure? -Yes. Shh, man. 412 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,125 There! 413 00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,083 -Ah. -[sighs] Wow! No way. 414 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,500 Too bad, bro. Next time. Who's next? Let's go! 415 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:05,708 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 416 00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,875 Show me the other two cards. 417 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,625 Hey, man. The game's over. 418 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,416 We're all having such a good time now. 419 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,833 Do you know what we do with cheaters, huh? 420 00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:15,416 Frankie! 421 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,041 Someone here for you. 422 00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,833 Just when we were starting to have fun, gents. 423 00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:22,125 -Buh-bye. -[clicks tongue] 424 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,208 Hello! 425 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,541 Daddy's waiting for you. 426 00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:29,625 [grunts] 427 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,500 I'm telling you, just put me in solitary confinement. 428 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,750 -I'm fine with being alone. -Hey. 429 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,375 Bro, this isn't a yoga retreat. We only have one cell. 430 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:40,166 -Either you're inside or you're outside. -Yeah. Outside is fine too. 431 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,750 I might be able to help you with that. 432 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,791 -Hmm? -Hey! Well, well, well. 433 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,875 They always come back to old Frank. 434 00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,125 -Told ya. -[sighs] 435 00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,208 [Frank chuckles] 436 00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,833 I need a con man. 437 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,541 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 438 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,541 [stutters] You know I can hear you, hey? 439 00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,291 Oh, it's nothing illegal. I promise. 440 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,541 How's Michelle? 441 00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,208 [chuckles] We're preggies. 442 00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,791 [screams] Congratulations. 443 00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,583 [Jerry chuckles] Let me get the sonogram. 444 00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:06,750 The 12-week one. You can see his hee-hee! 445 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,958 -Ooh! -Let me know if you need a stroller. 446 00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,750 I have a connection. 447 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,416 You have to pretend to be in love with me. 448 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,875 [laughs] What? 449 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,125 Katlego, did you hear what she said? 450 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,541 -[laughs] -[Katlego laughs] 451 00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,458 Come on. It's me or jail. 452 00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,000 Is it really that hard to decide? 453 00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,250 Well, I mean, how old are you? 454 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,666 [chuckles] 455 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,916 Hey! Aw! 456 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,291 You're a lucky man. 457 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,416 Send her love, huh? 458 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:35,916 Will do. 459 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,166 You can take him back. Hmm? 460 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,375 [prisoner] Frankie, we miss you! 461 00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,625 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! 462 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,250 We can negotiate. 463 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,750 It's fine. You're-You're pretty. Pretty-ish. 464 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,291 [Frank] Wait. Rewind a bit. 465 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,541 It's not like a real marriage. 466 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,666 It's just so that we can convince the Bride of the Year judges. 467 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,291 So until death do us part? That's a bit hectic. 468 00:21:57,375 --> 00:22:00,666 Oh, okay. So you'd rather prefer to stay in jail with your buddies, hmm? 469 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,375 -Okay, so it's a Miss World for Brides? -Mmm. 470 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:09,250 According to my ex-mother-in-law, 471 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:13,291 it's the biggest competition for newlyweds in the country. 472 00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,208 So you can win a prize just by getting married? 473 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,916 And they call me a con man. 474 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,583 Okay, the competition is tough. 475 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,833 Sounds like punishment to me. 476 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,666 There are hundreds of entries, 477 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,458 and every month just one couple is chosen. 478 00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:32,541 And out of the 12 finalists, only one bride can wear the crown. 479 00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,083 Oh, so it's a beauty contest. 480 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,458 No, it's not about beauty. 481 00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:40,375 It's about them, their story, their future plans, you know? 482 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,250 What makes them more special than the rest? 483 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,458 So we're lying. 484 00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:47,875 Call it acting. 485 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,166 Whatever. What do I get out of it? 486 00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,291 Uh, you do not get locked up for fraud? 487 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,208 Good point. What else? 488 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,333 That was the deal. Period. 489 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,958 Okay, but do you want an Oscar performance, 490 00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,375 or a primary school concert? 491 00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:04,625 [gasps] 492 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000 All the prizes are valued at 50,000, and a second honeymoon. 493 00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,875 Well, in that case, call me Marius Weyers! 494 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:18,000 So, all I have to do is… 495 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:19,958 DREAM WEDDING 496 00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:21,791 Follow the plan. 497 00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,375 [Frank] What? 498 00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,375 You know, this is very creepy? 499 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,208 Well, thanks. 500 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,875 BRIDE OF THE YEAR 1989 1ST PRINCESS 501 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,750 -[Zander] Remember the snake? -Yes, 502 00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,000 but I've never had such a nice mojito before. 503 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:41,958 Yes, yes. That one, and, um, the one where you're walking on the beach together. Hmm? 504 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:43,833 Oh, Mom, I actually like the one at the casino. 505 00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:47,083 Zander, Mommy knows exactly what the judges will like. 506 00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:48,375 ["Carmen" playing] 507 00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:52,125 Yes, Mom. Mom must just tell me when I can give Mom a lift home. 508 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,083 Oh, no. That won't be necessary. 509 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,458 I will be staying here until you're the winners of Bride of the Year. 510 00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,875 Great. [chuckles] 511 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,916 Awesome. 512 00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:11,083 Okay. We'll create the perfect fiancé. 513 00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:15,000 -A man of the soil. A good man. -[sheep bleats] 514 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,708 Johannika and Zander are going for the young, corporate couple, 515 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,541 but we'll be doing the opposite. 516 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,916 Farm boy… 517 00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,375 -who puts his family first. -[rooster crowing] 518 00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,458 [Frank] Oh. I don't do family, sorry. 519 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:28,791 [Lienkie] But the judges love a big family. 520 00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,541 Well, I don't care. No family. 521 00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:32,833 [cow moos] 522 00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,958 Okay, Marius Weyers. It's not you, it's the character. 523 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:39,041 No one will believe I'm from a happy family, okay? Trust me. 524 00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:42,291 -I'm a good liar, but not that good. -Okay, so what do you suggest? 525 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,541 A solitary man. A loner. 526 00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,958 "A lone wolf. Stranger. 527 00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:50,458 Turned his back on the spotlight." 528 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:52,250 [sighs] Mm-mmm. 529 00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,833 -Okay, how about a cowboy, huh? Strong. -[horse whinnies] 530 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,000 -[whip cracks] -[Frank] Silent. 531 00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,875 -Unshakable. [blows air] -[bird shrieks] 532 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,625 [blows air, imitates Frank] This isn't Carletonville. 533 00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:07,541 -[Frank] A biker? Huh? -[Lienkie] Not Krugersdorp either. 534 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:09,416 [Frank] Okay, how about a pirate? 535 00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,083 A pirate who just stole a treasure, 536 00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:15,000 and he's fleeing for his life on the deep blue sea. 537 00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,250 And everyone wants to kill him! 538 00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:17,833 -[imitates pirate] -[record scratch] 539 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,166 -There's no way. -What? 540 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,583 We're trying to distance ourselves from your criminal record. 541 00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,500 Just to be honest, I've never been convicted. In your face. 542 00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,250 You're a farm boy, okay? 543 00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:31,125 Tight jeans, nice check shirt. 544 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:33,333 Oof, maybe a pair of bush boots. 545 00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,125 So I must look like someone who sings folkmusic? 546 00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:38,583 Metro farmers are trending. [moans] 547 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:42,291 Okay, fine. I'm a single farm boy enjoying his life. 548 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,875 This farm boy needs a little personality. 549 00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,708 Yes! A farm boy who… 550 00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,541 [imitates fanfare] …breakdances, baby! 551 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,166 Okay, too much personality. 552 00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:55,000 Ooh, a writer. A thinker. 553 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,083 Yes, that's beautiful. 554 00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,375 "Captains Log. Day 300 on the open sea." 555 00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:04,250 Okay, you're not Jack Sparrow. You write romantic poetry. 556 00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:09,375 "I think I have scurvy. My heart's topsy-turvy for a lady so curvy". 557 00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:10,458 -[sighs] -Huh? 558 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:11,708 Come on, Frank! 559 00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:13,875 What? It's called negotiating. 560 00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:18,083 Okay, you're a farm boy who writes while sailing the seas. 561 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,833 A single farm boy who writes while sailing the seas. 562 00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:23,791 Until he meets his soul mate. His one true love. 563 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,458 [shutter clicks] 564 00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,083 [Frank sighs] 565 00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:35,833 Didn't the Titanic sink? 566 00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,041 I'll green-screen it. Okay? 567 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:40,166 This isn't the Titanic, 568 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:43,166 it's the boat we met on, in… 569 00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,125 Mauritius. 570 00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:46,375 [groans] 571 00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,875 How long is this gonna take? 572 00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,708 So I caught a dead snoek in Mauritius and you fell for me? 573 00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,125 Sounds legit. 574 00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,541 -This thing stinks. -It's fresh snoek. 575 00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,875 In Johannesburg? 576 00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,833 Okay, drop the fish and come sit here, and pretend to be in love with me. 577 00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:02,916 I wish I were you, buddy. 578 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,625 Okay, here we go. 579 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,208 [leaf blower humming] 580 00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:08,791 -[groan] -Yay! 581 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,125 -Enough? Is it-- -Okay, I think we've got it. 582 00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:13,458 Now you can go and do the Titanic pose. 583 00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:16,541 -Shotgun, Rose! -Hold on, Rose. 584 00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,708 I am not drawing you naked. 585 00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:19,916 -Okay. -[sighs] 586 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,125 [sighs] 587 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,041 It looks like you're holding an injured seagull. Hold her properly. 588 00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:30,375 Okay! 589 00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,125 -Yes. -[shutter clicking] 590 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,458 Okay, got it? 591 00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,791 -Yes. -Cool. 592 00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:36,875 Ooh. 593 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,208 Is that it or is there still a-- Okay. 594 00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,958 Mauritius! 595 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:44,750 How old are you? 596 00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:48,500 ["Rowwe Bliksem" playing] 597 00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:53,875 Oh, yes. 598 00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:56,750 -Now we're talking my language. -Okay, hold on. 599 00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:58,666 We're just here for a few photos. 600 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,916 This isn't my kind of music anyway. 601 00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:02,833 Dance? 602 00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:05,708 Oh, maybe not. Zander said it was a waste of time. 603 00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:07,041 [in Afrikaans] ♪ How do you get on that vibe ♪ 604 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,208 [in English] Zander is a waste of time. 605 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,166 [in Afrikaans] ♪ Man I'll load the cooler ♪ 606 00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:13,458 -♪ But where are we going to cruise ♪ -♪ We'll just stop around the corner ♪ 607 00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:14,541 [in English] Nice! 608 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:17,541 -♪ And we're going to visit Meyer ♪ -♪ But what if Meyer refuses ♪ 609 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:18,750 ♪ We'll say our brandy is finished ♪ 610 00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,833 See? It's not that hard. 611 00:28:19,916 --> 00:28:21,833 ♪ Because there's still plenty there ♪ 612 00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:23,708 ♪ Take me drunk, I'm going home ♪ 613 00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,250 ♪ Hold me tight Or I'll dance myself to death ♪ 614 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:26,916 -You ready for the move? -The what? 615 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,250 The move. 616 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:32,750 ♪ At Buffelsfontein We get honky-tonk young ♪ 617 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:38,041 ♪ If we aren't careful tonight We'll end up in jail again, oh-way-oh ♪ 618 00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,083 ♪ Let me go, oh-way-oh ♪ 619 00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:43,958 ♪ Let's go wild ♪ 620 00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:47,041 ♪ Here we're getting Thrown out again tonight ♪ 621 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,333 ♪ I'll lose another girl ♪ 622 00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:50,666 ♪ There it is, that's it, you roughneck ♪ 623 00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,541 There we go. There's that smile. 624 00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:55,375 ♪ There it is, that's it, you roughneck ♪ 625 00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:57,958 -This way and this way. -[chuckles] 626 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,000 ♪ Yeah, now we're on that vibe ♪ 627 00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,125 You learn fast for someone from an English school. 628 00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,041 Okay, I don't know this move. 629 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,458 Looks awesome. 630 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:06,625 [exclaims] 631 00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,166 ♪ Has Meyer started to doze off ♪ 632 00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,625 ♪ No, he's still oiling his beard ♪ 633 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,666 -What? -Zander and his new wife. 634 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,875 ♪ Fasten your belt my friend ♪ 635 00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,166 ♪ Take me drunk, I'm going home ♪ 636 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:18,000 Chips, chips, chips. It's the Mommy Club of the capital. 637 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,708 [chuckles] 638 00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:22,708 What in the Sigmund Freud? 639 00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:24,125 I think we should go. 640 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,250 Want to take them on the dance floor? 641 00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:28,958 No, no, no, no, no. 642 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,541 I can't hear you. 643 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:35,625 ♪ Let me go, oh-way-oh Let's go wild ♪ 644 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:38,375 -Hey, we're dancing here. -Cool, man. 645 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,333 Lienkie? 646 00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:43,583 ♪There it is, that's it, you roughneck ♪ 647 00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:45,750 Lien-Lienkie. 648 00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,958 -Ah. -Oh, hey. 649 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,958 -You're here. -Hi. 650 00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,250 And who is this? 651 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,083 Frank, but you can call me Daddy-O. Hmm? 652 00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:59,458 Uh, who are you to her? 653 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:03,041 Her lover, boyfriend, soul mate. 654 00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:04,625 We don't do labels. 655 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:07,500 Uh, how about rebound? 656 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,916 [chuckles] 657 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,166 [laughs] So you've heard about her ex-fiancé, Zepper. 658 00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:12,708 Um, it's Zander. 659 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,166 Apparently, a big loser. 660 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,916 -Loser? -Do you want to dance? 661 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,375 -I'm a fast dancer. -Zander, let Mommy do the talking. 662 00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,333 Listen, you nincompoop! 663 00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:23,333 Zander went to school. 664 00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:24,875 What? Primary school? 665 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:27,375 Because only a fool would let this vision slip through his fingers. 666 00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:32,708 ♪ If we aren't careful tonight We'll end up in jail again, oh-way-oh ♪ 667 00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,583 -[phone camera shutter clicking] -Uh, stop that. Stop. 668 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,833 Zander. 669 00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:37,916 There you go. 670 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,375 ♪ Here we're getting Thrown out again tonight ♪ 671 00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,041 ♪ I'll lose another girl ♪ 672 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:46,583 ♪ There it is, that's it, you roughneck ♪ 673 00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:47,666 [song ends] 674 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:50,833 So how did you scam your way into this old-age home, huh? 675 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:54,125 I gave a lonely old lady a little bit of joy. 676 00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,541 Did you sleep with a pensioner? 677 00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,708 What? No! [chuckles] What do you think of me? 678 00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:01,041 I just watched some soaps with her in the evenings. 679 00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,208 Yeah, free TV. 680 00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:06,833 She had no one left, so when she died, I inherited her place in the home. 681 00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:08,916 Doesn't it get lonely here? 682 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,041 Not really. 683 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:11,291 I prefer it that way. 684 00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:15,250 How do you deal with it when something happens to one of them? 685 00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:18,583 Easy. I keep my distance and I don't get too attached. 686 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:19,750 How do you do that? 687 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,791 Hey, what can I say? 688 00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,375 I'm a rolling stone, baby. 689 00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:25,041 [twig snaps] 690 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:36,125 So, uh, what's the next strategic step of the Bride of Year competition? 691 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:38,250 -It's a big one. -Give me a clue. 692 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,000 You'll be on your knees. 693 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,458 -Okay. -You'll have to rehearse your lines. 694 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,750 Most beautiful monologue I've ever written. 695 00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:50,125 The judges will be in love with it. 696 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,416 Yeah, but will I like it? 697 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,625 Hmm. As long as you're not scared of the outdoors. 698 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,333 -The what? The outdoors? -[frogs croaking] 699 00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,833 Lienkie, I'm terrified of the outdoors. What are you talking about? 700 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,875 I'm afraid of bugs, snakes, 701 00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:01,375 bugs that look like snakes, 702 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,791 snakes that look like branches, 703 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,166 branches that look like bugs. 704 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,750 -Come on. -[Lienkie] Okay, on to plan B. 705 00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:11,166 -How do you feel about skydiving? -What? 706 00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:16,166 -[sighs] Ha, ha, Lienkie. Funny. -[chuckles] Mm-hmm. 707 00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:18,083 Uh, wanna come in? 708 00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,250 Uh, to practice the speech. 709 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:25,166 Oh, yes. Um… Maybe it's better 710 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,833 -if we don't practice too much. -Yeah, yeah. 711 00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:30,083 -It'll sound more natural. -Natural, yes. Nice. 712 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,958 -That's all that I meant. -Hmm. 713 00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:33,875 Yeah. 714 00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,083 [inhales deeply] 715 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,958 -Good night. -Good night. 716 00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:39,041 -Oh, uh, sorry. -Oh, sorry. Uh… 717 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,083 Okay, um, we'll have to work on… 718 00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,583 -on this. -Okay. 719 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:49,958 Okay, bye. 720 00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,125 [chuckles] What? 721 00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:00,541 [sighs, exclaims] 722 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:07,166 [sighs] 723 00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,166 Frankie, my boy. 724 00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:15,916 -Who's the goose? -[groans] 725 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,250 Albie, you know I hate it when people just barge in here. 726 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,208 I'm not people. I'm your pal. 727 00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:25,500 [sighs] Who's the girl, hey? Come on, man. 728 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:29,000 It's a work colleague, okay? We work together. 729 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:32,708 It didn't look like work to me. It looked more like a date. 730 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,333 She's part of a project. It's just a job. 731 00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:39,916 I wish I had a job like that. 732 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,833 Aren't you like a hundred years old? 733 00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:45,208 I'm 83 and full of life. 734 00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,708 Do you think this chick has a friend for me? 735 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,666 No, Albie! No, man. 736 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,333 Go to bed. Old people need their rest. 737 00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:56,250 And snot-nosed kids must learn to respect their elders. 738 00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:57,333 [blows raspberry] 739 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:02,958 [door closes] 740 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,041 [chuckles] 741 00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:11,958 [Lienkie] Okay, so, when he pops the big question, 742 00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:15,041 make sure that the camera is focused on my face. 743 00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,916 Okay, and we're recording it on… 744 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,541 -Instagram. -Instagram. 745 00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,041 Yes, I like the filter. You know how it works, right? 746 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,541 Yes, of course. 747 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:24,125 -[sighs] You're late. -[panting] 748 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,750 -You told me to use the bottom gate. -Mmm. 749 00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:27,958 It's two kilometers away. 750 00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:30,750 Okay. Learn your lines. 751 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:33,166 This is a two-hour drama. 752 00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,000 Because your love for me is epic. 753 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,666 "For my entire life I've been a lonely bachelor. 754 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:49,208 I was blind to my loneliness until I met you. 755 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:52,375 It was an earth-shattering event." 756 00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,125 No one talks like that. 757 00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:56,333 They do when they're in love. 758 00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:57,458 [sighs] 759 00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:58,625 What do you think? 760 00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,583 Wow! [chuckles] Okay. 761 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,666 LIENKIE MARRY ME 762 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,625 How did you pull that off? 763 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:07,750 Oh, I've had ten years to plan all of this. 764 00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,666 Enough time to gather a few things. 765 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,958 Oh, so this isn't from Zander's proposal? 766 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,875 Um, no. 767 00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:18,333 We were grocery shopping when Zander said that his mom wouldn't stop nagging him, 768 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:21,000 so we'd better get married and be done with it. 769 00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,500 Are you ready for the big moment? 770 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,541 Yeah. [sighs] 771 00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:32,875 Okay, lights in broad daylight. 772 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,583 Okay. Come on, old man. 773 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,250 At least you're pretty. 774 00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:48,000 [gasps] Oh, darling! 775 00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,833 It's absolutely breathtaking! 776 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,208 [gasps] 777 00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:57,166 Lienkie, for my entire life, I've been a lonely bachelor. 778 00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,916 An earth-shattering soul mate. 779 00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:07,750 And I didn't know I was so lonely until I met you, because you… 780 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,000 [chuckles] 781 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,458 You, um… 782 00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:15,791 Fill a void in your soul that you never knew existed, right, darling? 783 00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,166 Exactly that. 784 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:21,125 Uh, because you, darling… [chuckles] 785 00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:26,791 "Without you… I can't live. 786 00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:30,083 Can't we just forget and forgive, darling?" 787 00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:32,000 Gé Korsten? Really? 788 00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:36,875 No, Lienkie. "I'm your… captain. 789 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:40,625 And I'm setting the sails because you're mine. 790 00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,666 You're no loose flooze anymore. You… 791 00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,083 I want to be your dancing queen. 792 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:48,666 Okay. 793 00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,333 Lienkie Koekemoer… 794 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,291 [gasps, sighs] 795 00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,125 Will you… 796 00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,250 [breathes shakily] …please-- 797 00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,458 -[shouts, screams] -Hey! 798 00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:01,625 -What's wrong? -There's a bug in my shirt. 799 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:02,916 -What? -There's a bug in my shirt! 800 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,333 -There's a bug in my shirt, Lienkie! -Okay, okay! 801 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:07,291 I told you I hated the outdoors! And now we're here! 802 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,000 Don't move! Okay. 803 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:13,125 [gasps, screams] Okay, it's a Parktown prawn. 804 00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,250 Shit! It's in my pants! 805 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,125 -Lienkie, it's in my pants! -[chuckles] 806 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:18,708 -Get it out! -Okay, okay. 807 00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:21,333 -Lienkie, pull off my pants! -Fine! Stop squirming. 808 00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:24,666 -Pull off my pants, Lienkie! -Stop squirming! I've got it! 809 00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:26,000 -[yells] -[screams] 810 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,916 [gasps] 811 00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:31,458 [chuckles] 812 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,541 -You owe me. -[both laugh] 813 00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:36,458 -You owe me. -[laughing] 814 00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:37,833 You owe me big time. 815 00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:39,875 [chuckles, grunts] 816 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,791 Is this the engagement you've always dreamed of? 817 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,875 [chuckles] All my fantasies have come true. 818 00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:48,375 [both chuckle] 819 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:52,000 In my day, we would leave that type of thing for marriage. 820 00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:54,916 Well, you did pull my pants down before the wedding. 821 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 [chuckles] 822 00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:01,416 [panting] Whew! 823 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,250 Okay, so everyone is okay again. 824 00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:07,416 I ran, but it's fine. [panting, sighs] 825 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,625 "Save to Instagram". 826 00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,750 [grunts] 827 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,666 There's no such thing. 828 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,625 OUR VISION 829 00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:18,125 The fundamental question now… 830 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:22,500 …is are we going to win Mrs. South Africa before or after the baby? 831 00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:25,625 -Okay. -[phone chimes] 832 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:29,208 -[sighs] -It better not be that new intern. 833 00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,625 -Lienkie? -Johannika! 834 00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:32,708 She's, uh… 835 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,291 -engaged. -[gasps] 836 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,166 Can't be. To whom? 837 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,791 Don't tell me it's that scruffy nitwit we met at the bar. 838 00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:42,125 -[gasps] -Yes. 839 00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:45,500 [chuckles] Some way to make a fool of yourself. 840 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,541 -Good grief! Send it to me. -[chuckles] 841 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,541 The ladies in my club are going to love it. 842 00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:51,333 -[gasps] Sent. -[phone chimes] 843 00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:55,666 Deleted. Hopefully we were in time. 844 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,791 -Barely up five minutes. -[shivers] Yeah. I'm sure no one saw it. 845 00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:00,750 But did it look cool? 846 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:05,208 -[chuckles] -[speaks indistinctly] 847 00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:07,083 I don't know. What is he doing? 848 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:09,916 [chuckles] 849 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,208 [in Afrikaans] ♪ Lienkie, it's in my pants ♪ 850 00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:15,333 [Lienkie] ♪ Don't move It's a Parktown prawn ♪ 851 00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,250 ♪ Don't move It's a Parktown prawn ♪ 852 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,208 ♪ Don't move It's a Parktown prawn ♪ 853 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,000 -♪ Don't move ♪ -[Frank] ♪ Pull my pants down ♪ 854 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000 [Lienkie] ♪ Stop squirming ♪ 855 00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:24,916 -♪ Stop… Stop squirming ♪ -[Frank] ♪ Lienkie ♪ 856 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:29,208 -Wow, this is bad. -[chuckles] 857 00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:30,625 Can I lick the bowl? 858 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:31,708 -No. -What? 859 00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:34,041 No, you'll lick yourself into a diabetic coma, man. 860 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:36,833 You know, it's that attitude that makes people steal your credit card. 861 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,583 Oh! 862 00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:42,000 And I thought it was because of your love of a garage pie. 863 00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:44,916 -Well-played. -[chuckles] 864 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,833 -What? -Nothing. 865 00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,708 I'm just watching you enjoy your work. 866 00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:59,000 [sighs] 867 00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,541 It doesn't feel like work. 868 00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:05,750 And anyway, this one is for you. 869 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:09,166 -Some extra sugar. Mmm. -Oh, wow. And a heart. 870 00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:10,416 -[phone chimes] -Thank you. 871 00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:12,708 [grunts] 872 00:40:13,791 --> 00:40:16,125 Oh, f… Dammit! 873 00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,666 And now? What's wrong? 874 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:20,000 No, nothing. Everything's fine. 875 00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,416 How about a social media break for a week, huh? 876 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,541 How does that sound? 877 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:28,125 They say it's terrible, especially for your mental health. 878 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,583 So a bit of an information detox? 879 00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:33,833 Okay, can't be that bad. Give here. 880 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,208 Our video sort of went viral. 881 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,875 [Frank] ♪ Lienkie, it's in my pants ♪ 882 00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,125 [Lienkie] ♪ Stop moving ♪ 883 00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:46,041 [sighs] Yeah. We're famous. 884 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,333 [groans] Kill me. 885 00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,708 It's not that bad, Lienkie. 886 00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:50,875 [sighs] 887 00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:53,458 [Lienkie] ♪ Stop squirming Stop… Stop squirming ♪ 888 00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:54,666 Okay. [sighs] 889 00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:58,000 -Well, there goes Bride of the Year. -What? 890 00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,500 You must be relieved. 891 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:05,000 -No, we can make another plan. -No, they want the perfect story. 892 00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:09,041 Not a mad woman tackling her half-naked, screaming floozyinto the dam. 893 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,541 -[sighs] Lienkie, we can-- -[phone chiming] 894 00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,708 [sighs] 895 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,875 Lienkie. Lienkie! 896 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,500 Wedding Fever wants a live stream interview with us. 897 00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:23,625 They love our video. 898 00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:26,416 Frank, if you're lying to me now… 899 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,125 Lienkie, I'd never lie to you. 900 00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:32,125 Okay, I'd never lie to you about something this important. 901 00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,083 [sighs] 902 00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,916 We need a wedding venue. 903 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,583 Okay, wait. So operation "Find a jailbird 904 00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:40,833 so my ex won't win Bride of the Year" is back on? 905 00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,791 Ouch! Jailbird? After everything I've done for you? 906 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:48,500 -Fine. -Yes! [sighs] 907 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,500 [person chuckles] 908 00:41:52,541 --> 00:41:55,291 It's more of a cemetery than a wedding venue. 909 00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:59,875 [both] ♪ Don't move It's a Parktown prawn. Don't move ♪ 910 00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:02,041 ♪ It's a Parktown prawn. Don't move ♪ 911 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:03,666 ♪ It's a Parktown prawn. Don't move ♪ 912 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:05,500 ♪ Pull my pants off, pull my pants off ♪ 913 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:07,291 ♪ Pull my pants off ♪ 914 00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:08,708 Uh, where did you hear that? 915 00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:10,500 It's trending on TikTok. 916 00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:16,791 And tell me why you didn't tell us that you were going to tie the knot. 917 00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:19,791 -We are practically family. -We're neighbors, Uncle Albie. 918 00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:22,041 Hi. 919 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,416 Where have you been all my life? 920 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,625 In diapers, Uncle. 921 00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:33,125 Okay, we'll chat later. 922 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:36,458 And the gardening club will do the flowers. 923 00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:38,666 Yeah. And I-I've been married four times, 924 00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,583 so I can handle the ceremony. 925 00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:42,958 Okay, but we're not really… It's just a… um… 926 00:42:43,041 --> 00:42:46,791 -We actually have a plan. -I'd really love to help. May I, please? 927 00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,708 Auntie, it'll be a small ceremony. Just some-- 928 00:42:48,791 --> 00:42:50,250 Over my dead body. 929 00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:54,000 This could possibly be the last wedding 930 00:42:54,916 --> 00:42:57,666 that we'll experience in our lifetimes. 931 00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:02,416 -Then we'll go all out, Auntie. -[sighs] 932 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,791 -[gasps] Thank you! [chuckles] -Yay! 933 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,666 -We're having a wedding! -[people cheer, chuckle] 934 00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:13,208 Okay, hopefully tomorrow at the Bridal Expo we'll get a couple of good deals. 935 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,500 Okay, my credit card is maxed out, so… 936 00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:17,041 Hmm, weird. 937 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:18,458 Mine was stolen the other day. 938 00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:20,416 Hmm. I'll have to give Jerry a call. 939 00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,833 -Wow, I can't wait to be married to you. -Hmm. 940 00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:24,166 -I'll make a plan. -[gasps] 941 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:27,750 ["Juste M'Balader" playing] 942 00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,375 [gasps] 943 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,583 Oh, it's like a dream. 944 00:43:49,666 --> 00:43:52,000 Yes, where a squint-eyed murderer cuts your throat. 945 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,916 -Why don't you like weddings? -It's a scam. Look here. 946 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,500 4,000 just for seat covers. 947 00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,625 You know how many farts get on these seat covers? 948 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,833 It's not as if the wedding day means anything. 949 00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:06,250 Weddings, they bring family, bring joy. 950 00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:08,375 It's the whole shebang. It's where everything is supposed to start. 951 00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,833 Well, it's where everything ended for my parents. 952 00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,416 -Look at this. Disgusting. -Hi, hi, hi, you two. 953 00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,833 -How about a sample? -Ooh. 954 00:44:14,916 --> 00:44:16,291 Afro-Asian fusion. 955 00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:20,125 -Mmm. -For just 500 bucks. 956 00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,875 -Oh, that's not bad. -Per head. 957 00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,291 Okay, you should have your head examined. 958 00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:26,041 Okay, relax. Let's keep looking. 959 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:27,500 Do we have to go so big? 960 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,916 Yes, after our viral video, everyone will want to see our wedding, 961 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,333 so we have to go big. 962 00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:34,375 Let's see what we can afford, huh? 963 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,708 Okay, what my credit card can afford. 964 00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:40,708 Ah. Now you're sounding like marriage material. 965 00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:42,416 BRIDE OF THE YEAR 966 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:46,333 Yes, first princess in 1989. [chuckles] 967 00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:48,291 My daughter-in-law is following in my footsteps. 968 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:52,000 -She's already Bride of the Month. -With the perfect mother-in-law 969 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,208 -at my side. [giggles] -Aw. 970 00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:56,791 -[clears throat] -And of course my Zan-Zan. Right, baby? 971 00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,833 Let's take a picture for the fans. [chuckles] 972 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,833 I could've sworn I just saw Lienkie. 973 00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:06,375 I thought I could smell something desperate. 974 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,500 Come on, babe. 975 00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,333 We can't even afford the invitations. 976 00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,833 Okay, hear me out. 977 00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:21,041 On Wednesdays there's a soup kitchen at the old age home. 978 00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:22,666 We can get married there. Catering covered. 979 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:25,458 Or in the sick bay. Yummy jelly and custard. 980 00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:26,958 -That's actually amazing. -[laughs] 981 00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:29,291 -It sounds incredible. -We won't win Bride of the Month that way. 982 00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,041 And then it would've all been in vain. 983 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,458 Weddings don't matter. 984 00:45:33,541 --> 00:45:36,208 -This one matters. -[sighs] Ay ay ay. 985 00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,708 But you've been through this nonsense before. 986 00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:40,916 No, Norma planned everything. 987 00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:44,291 Why did you stay for so long? 988 00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:47,250 I grew up in a children's home. 989 00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,291 Kept moving around from A to B. 990 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:55,625 I used to find it strange that it was called a home. 991 00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,875 I just knew that when I got married… 992 00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:02,916 I'd finally have a real home. 993 00:46:04,416 --> 00:46:06,000 My perfect home. 994 00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:12,208 Sorry. 995 00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:16,708 Do you want a bite of my pie? 996 00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,250 -Okay, not that much. -[chuckles] 997 00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,541 -Geez, that was… -Mmm. 998 00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:22,791 …unnecessary. 999 00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,708 You know we're not a good match. 1000 00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:28,333 -I mean, not at all. [chuckles] -Not at all. 1001 00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:29,916 I'm not a good match for anyone. 1002 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,791 I think Norma and Zander realized that long before I did. 1003 00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:35,958 [sighs] 1004 00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,208 What am I doing, Frank? 1005 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,291 Um, getting revenge because they're assholes, and they deserve it. 1006 00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:46,541 [paper crumples] 1007 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,500 [grunts] Okay, let's go. 1008 00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,333 Let the show begin. 1009 00:46:55,416 --> 00:46:57,083 Are you familiar with the French saying, 1010 00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:59,250 [in French accent] "Fake it till you make it"? 1011 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:02,833 [normal] I thought so. Well, now you are. Watch this move. 1012 00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:07,750 Your turn. 1013 00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:10,041 Hmm? 1014 00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:13,625 Attitude and attitude. Chin up and attitude. 1015 00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:17,833 Attitude and attitude. Attitude, attitude. 1016 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,250 -Peonies and orchids… -[gasps] 1017 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,666 …this time of year? [chuckles] 1018 00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:43,041 -What's your budget? -Ah. [in French] Ma chérie! 1019 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,375 There you are! 1020 00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:48,583 Ooh, la la! Who is this beautiful man-boy, huh? 1021 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,875 Werner. Blooming Divine. 1022 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:53,250 Okay, Ja-kwes. 1023 00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:55,625 Wedding planner extraordinaire. [chuckles] 1024 00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,250 But we can only fit you in in two weeks time. 1025 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,416 Sorry. We are very busy. 1026 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,708 Oh, so am I. Fully booked. 1027 00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:03,166 Ooh, we are so lucky that Ja-kwes flew out to South Africa. 1028 00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:05,291 Yes, the first time I was here, oh, 1029 00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:07,125 I fell in love with this beautiful country. 1030 00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,041 I was doing Rolene and D'Niel's wedding. 1031 00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:10,583 Oh. Out of this world! 1032 00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:11,666 How does that song go? 1033 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,833 [in Xhosa] ♪ God bless… ♪ 1034 00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,125 Rolene-- 1035 00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:17,708 ♪ …Africa ♪ 1036 00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:19,833 Rolene? As in Miss Universe? 1037 00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:25,500 Of course. Frank… ly, Ja-kwes only caters for the super-rich and the super-famous. 1038 00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:27,000 Where is Fleur? 1039 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:30,125 She always does my wedding installations. 1040 00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:33,500 Oh, Ja-kwes connected her to Christo Wiese, the billionaire. 1041 00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:34,708 Or was it the Ruperts? 1042 00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:38,166 Ah, potato, tomato. Who knows, anyway? 1043 00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,291 Oh, no! Look at this color scheme! 1044 00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:43,208 Is it 2020? No! We get out of here right now. 1045 00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:47,083 Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'll sponsor all the flowers for free. 1046 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:52,375 But they have to match the invitations and the, uh, table decor. 1047 00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:55,500 Yes, yes, yes. I know someone at Wedding Solutions 1048 00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,000 and she is to die for. 1049 00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,708 No! No one must die! 1050 00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:01,041 The ambassador is flying in! 1051 00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,541 Okay, you're doing this woman's hair and makeup for free. 1052 00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:06,583 This French pain in the ass will make us famous. 1053 00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:08,666 [chuckles] So this is Marlene 1054 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,791 and she will do all the hair and makeup and nails for free. 1055 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:15,916 Hmm, maybe. I'll give you the call. 1056 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,583 [grunts] Thank you, pain in the ass. 1057 00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:19,666 [scoffs] 1058 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:24,083 Did I mention a certain Mr. Siya might be getting remarried soon 1059 00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:25,833 and there might be some, uh, services-- 1060 00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:27,791 Please, please, please don't break my heart. 1061 00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,250 -We supply the best crystal glasses. -Oh, lovely. 1062 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,791 Ja-kwes, please take a look at our menu. We have a wide range of seafood. 1063 00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,166 Our china is divine. 1064 00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:36,625 Okay, stop it! 1065 00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,916 Firstly, look after this beautiful bride. 1066 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,875 -Move! -[group clamoring] 1067 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,875 You know the things I said about orchids being rare? They're not. 1068 00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,000 I can organize them for you even if they are rare, 1069 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:50,416 but we can go more rare. 1070 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,375 We can go more rare. 1071 00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:55,416 Yes. We can get anything you need. 1072 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,333 -So, I was thinking… -[group clamors] 1073 00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,666 Out of my face, everyone. 1074 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,291 SWEET TOOTH 1075 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,125 [chuckles] I can't believe that worked. 1076 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,458 -Did you see Werner checking you out hey? -Yeah. 1077 00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:10,166 He was checking you out, Ja-kwes, wasn't he, huh? 1078 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,500 -Christo Wiese and Ruperts, huh? Hello! -[chuckles] It's you! 1079 00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,000 You made me say stupid things, man! 1080 00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:15,250 -Me? -Yes! 1081 00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:18,041 You're the one who took us to that stupid place in the first place. 1082 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:19,708 [gentle music playing] 1083 00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:26,125 [exhales sharply] The list! Let's see what we still need. 1084 00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:32,708 Okay, dress, shoes, flowers, venue, food, makeup, and drinks. 1085 00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:36,541 -What else? -One very important thing. 1086 00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:38,250 -It's a tough one. -[scoffs] 1087 00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,083 Ja-kwes is formidable. 1088 00:50:42,166 --> 00:50:45,500 Hmm, Ja-kwes needs to be more than formidable I'm afraid. 1089 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:46,958 Are you ready for a challenge? 1090 00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:49,333 -Um, does Faf wear tight undies? -[chuckles] 1091 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,416 Are you picturing Faf de Klerk in undies now? 1092 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,125 [laughs] 1093 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,083 JEANETICS HAIR 1094 00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,041 Is this a birdcage? 1095 00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:06,625 Trust me, I have shot them all. 1096 00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:11,583 Petra, Susan, Marelize, Shanté, Juané, Carlien… 1097 00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:13,458 -Van Jaarsveld? -Hattingh. 1098 00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:16,833 Brides of the Year. 1099 00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:20,916 2017, 2018, 2019… 1100 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,583 Oh, 2020, I was robbed that year. 1101 00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,458 Robbed, I tell you. 1102 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:30,750 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025. 1103 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:35,750 Oh! Sheryl van Deventer. She was also Miss Hartenbos. [chuckles] 1104 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,250 Where do I know you from? 1105 00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:42,166 Oh, we're kind of, sort of famous. 1106 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:46,083 So is Eben Etzebeth and still I couldn't find a gap to squeeze him in. 1107 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:50,125 -150,000 views on Instagram. -Yep. 1108 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,708 Really? 1109 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:57,000 Oh, that is my personal little gallery. 1110 00:51:57,083 --> 00:52:00,875 I call it "Disartistry: Where art and disaster meet." 1111 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:05,041 Now, that's where you end up when your big day goes wrong. 1112 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:08,333 [chuckles] Look at her falling. Sorry. 1113 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,833 Much like this meeting. 1114 00:52:10,916 --> 00:52:13,333 I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not feeling this. 1115 00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,041 You can go. Hmph. 1116 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,333 That's all. 1117 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:19,708 I want to win Bride of the Year. 1118 00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,958 You and 905 other hopefuls, babe. 1119 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,833 And I've already declined 903 of them, 1120 00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:28,166 so you'll have to bring something better than Instagram views to the table. 1121 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,375 My photos tell a story. 1122 00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:36,208 The story behind the story. The raw narrative ya know? 1123 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,625 Something that'll capture the public. 1124 00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:42,625 Emotions that I can capture and interpret with the camera. 1125 00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:45,583 Here's your story. 1126 00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:50,333 This woman was cheated on and humiliated on her wedding day. 1127 00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:52,208 Rejected by her fiancé, the love of her life-- 1128 00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:54,375 Okay, thank you, Frank. I think he gets the idea. 1129 00:52:56,666 --> 00:52:58,125 [sighs] 1130 00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:04,416 [breathing shakily] 1131 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,750 How could I forget? 1132 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:09,708 That nose is unforgettable. 1133 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:12,750 That's it. 1134 00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:16,208 -The tale of the Phoenix. -[bird shrieks] 1135 00:53:16,291 --> 00:53:21,833 A woman liberated from her pain and humiliation… [gasps] 1136 00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:25,083 Oh. You need a true artist to tell this story. 1137 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,708 Yes, yes. That's it. 1138 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,000 You, baby, you are the one. 1139 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:35,500 You are my 2026. [inhales sharply] 1140 00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,875 [bird squawks] 1141 00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:38,541 -Cool. -Awesome. [chuckles] 1142 00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:40,916 Is this photo for sale? 1143 00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:43,833 Hmm. Not a chance. 1144 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:48,333 [chuckles] This one's got personality. 1145 00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:50,958 Hmm. A different one every day. 1146 00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:52,250 [grunts] Found it. Sorry. 1147 00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,083 -See you soon. -Mm-hmm. 1148 00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:57,291 What is your rush? 1149 00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:01,458 [gasps] 1150 00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:03,958 [sighs] 1151 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:07,083 The worst moment of my life. 1152 00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:10,500 [sighs] Sorry. It was a stupid idea. 1153 00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,041 -I'll take it back. Sorry. -No. 1154 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,041 Thank you. 1155 00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:23,125 -[Lienkie] Okay. -I still have a pie in the oven 1156 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,791 that we can reheat if you want. 1157 00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,750 [all] Surprise! 1158 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,541 -[clamoring] -Whoa, okay. 1159 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,041 [laughs] Uh, a man can't get married without a proper stag party. 1160 00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:36,833 [elderly person chuckles] 1161 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:38,416 Welcome. 1162 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:42,208 -Did they kidnap you? -Basically. 1163 00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:45,583 Can you please keep that handsy Albie away from me? 1164 00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,833 BRIDE 1165 00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,916 We could always have a double wedding. 1166 00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,958 [Estelle] Hmm. Yeehaw! 1167 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:52,750 You really didn't have to do this. 1168 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:57,583 Frankie, we're as old as the mountains. Just let us enjoy this. 1169 00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,708 Okay, I'll put the kettle on. 1170 00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:05,333 No, sweetheart! We have something a little bit more exciting in mind. 1171 00:55:05,416 --> 00:55:06,875 ["Mermaid" playing] 1172 00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:07,958 ♪ No time to waste ♪ 1173 00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:10,458 ♪ Let the good vibes in Blow the bad vibes out ♪ 1174 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,208 ♪ Happiness is a choice So stop looking for it ♪ 1175 00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:16,083 ♪ You're a mermaid Don't let them call you a snoek ♪ 1176 00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:18,583 ♪ So let me show you a little something ♪ 1177 00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:21,583 ♪ Let people talk You know haters are going to hate ♪ 1178 00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:23,791 ♪ Happiness is a choice So stop looking for it ♪ 1179 00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:26,083 ♪ You're a mermaid Don't them call you a snoek ♪ 1180 00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:28,750 These old-timers know how to party. 1181 00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:30,958 BRIDE TO BE 1182 00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:32,250 [grunts] 1183 00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,375 Hey. Come shake your booty. 1184 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,833 -Huh? -Check this. 1185 00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:41,291 Best hooch in town. 1186 00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:43,958 Are you coming? 1187 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,958 Not even if I had to choose between you and a cripple cockroach. 1188 00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:50,041 And what if the cockroach can't make it? 1189 00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:53,041 Hey, I'm watching you. 1190 00:55:54,208 --> 00:55:57,083 There aren't many of them left in the village, hmm. 1191 00:55:57,166 --> 00:55:58,750 Is that so? 1192 00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:00,500 [exclaiming] 1193 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,833 [laughs] 1194 00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:08,708 Hey, you with the pretty eyes, you wanna dance? 1195 00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,291 You know I'm not a great dancer. 1196 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,166 That's because you've never had the right partner. 1197 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,750 Frankie Footloose. 1198 00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,208 And his goose. 1199 00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:23,500 Yeehaw! In the house. 1200 00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:27,750 Okay. [chuckles] 1201 00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:29,375 Take it easy, Rocky. 1202 00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:31,416 -Just relax. -[laughs] 1203 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,291 ♪ No time to waste ♪ 1204 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:35,875 ♪ Let the good vibes in Blow the bad vibes out ♪ 1205 00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:38,708 ♪ Happiness is a choice So stop looking for it ♪ 1206 00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:41,416 ♪ You're a mermaid Don't let them call you a snoek ♪ 1207 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,000 ♪ So let me show you a little something ♪ 1208 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,541 ♪ Let people talk You know haters are going to hate ♪ 1209 00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:49,083 ♪ Happiness is a choice So stop looking for it ♪ 1210 00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:51,875 ♪ You're a mermaid Don't let them call you a snoek ♪ 1211 00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:57,541 [song ends] 1212 00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:01,541 ["Right For Each Other" playing] 1213 00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:05,041 [person snoring] 1214 00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:10,041 Listen, I'm pretty sure that old lady on the scooter is dead. 1215 00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:12,333 -[Lienkie chuckles] -Did you see how she danced? 1216 00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:15,541 -There you go. -[chuckles] Thank you. 1217 00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,375 -Cheers. -Cheers. 1218 00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:26,125 So, will Sleeping Beauty be able to get her feet into her wedding shoes tomorrow? 1219 00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,000 You mean Cinderella? 1220 00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:32,833 You might need a few lessons in fairy tales. 1221 00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,208 All those stories are the same. 1222 00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:38,750 "And they lived happily ever after." It's so unrealistic. 1223 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,708 What is your problem with marriage? 1224 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:45,041 Nothing. I just haven't seen one work out, that's all. 1225 00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:46,625 Hmm. How many have you seen? 1226 00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,791 Well, I have first-hand experience of my parents. 1227 00:57:58,291 --> 00:58:01,083 It's the same old cliché story. 1228 00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:05,083 They were barely 18 when she got pregnant, and my dad was old-school, 1229 00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:08,583 so he did the "right thing" and they got married. 1230 00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:13,083 Let's just say I didn't have the happiest of childhoods. 1231 00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:18,083 It's just the atmosphere in the house and the fights. 1232 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,833 They were trapped in an unhappy marriage and it was my fault. 1233 00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,000 [Albie snoring] 1234 00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:29,333 [sighs] Albie, it's bedtime. 1235 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,750 Albie, hey. 1236 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:35,083 Keep your hands off me, woman. 1237 00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,333 [Frank] Time for bed, Uncle Albie. 1238 00:58:36,416 --> 00:58:37,416 -[Albie] Oh. -[giggles] 1239 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,875 -There you go. -[Albie groans] 1240 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,000 It's okay. 1241 00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:44,916 [Albie groaning] 1242 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,625 ["Wat Is 'n Huis" playing] 1243 00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,333 SLOWLY 1244 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,041 Come on, Frank. You've done this a million times. 1245 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,291 [sighs] 1246 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:29,541 Hey! Frankie Footloose in the house. 1247 00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:31,333 You look snazzy. 1248 00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:33,041 -What can I say? -[chuckles] 1249 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,208 Thank you. 1250 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,375 -Wow, that's pretty. -Thank you. 1251 00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:40,083 It's better to just keep things simple. 1252 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:42,000 Will we get to taste it? 1253 00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:44,125 Yes, there's a whole cake-cutting ceremony. 1254 00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,958 We need it for the photos. 1255 00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,250 Oh, thank you. 1256 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,375 Hmm. What's that? 1257 00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:53,041 Well, at a real wedding, they keep two slices for the bridal couple 1258 00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:56,083 that they can eat a year later on their first wedding anniversary. 1259 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:57,750 Sweet. 1260 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,208 For a real wedding, of course. 1261 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,208 It was always special for me 1262 01:00:03,291 --> 01:00:06,875 that something that I created will be with them for that first year. 1263 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:10,750 As if I were part of a family, just for a while. 1264 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,416 It's silly, I know. 1265 01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,125 No, I don't think it's silly. 1266 01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,333 Oh, I need to get dressed. 1267 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:21,916 We can't keep our guests waiting, fake wedding or not. 1268 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,291 -Here we go. -[chuckles] 1269 01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:29,958 [sighs] Okay, you two… showtime. 1270 01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:34,875 [opera music playing] 1271 01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,000 Remember, you have a trouser fitting later today. 1272 01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:42,708 [sighs] This Bride of the Year business is hard work. 1273 01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:45,333 Don't worry, babe. It'll be worth it when we win. 1274 01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:46,875 -[chuckles] -If we win. [sighs] 1275 01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:48,750 When we win. 1276 01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,666 I never come second, you got it? 1277 01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:54,083 Zander, don't forget. You have a trouser fitting later today. 1278 01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:55,541 I already reminded him, Mom. 1279 01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:57,416 "Mams." 1280 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,625 -[giggles] -[phone chimes] 1281 01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:02,166 [gasps] I knew something was going on. 1282 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:05,291 -What? -This is a Martin photo. 1283 01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:06,458 Look at the watermark. 1284 01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,916 And the only people who hire Martin-- 1285 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,125 Are people who want to win the title. 1286 01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:17,000 Oh, please. She will never enter. Not after all the drama. 1287 01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,041 She definitely has a bone to pick with us. 1288 01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,375 -It's your bone she wants to pick. -[sighs] 1289 01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:24,500 -[phone rings] -[chuckles] 1290 01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:26,750 Norma, my angel. 1291 01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:29,958 Listen, I can't talk right now. I'm getting ready for a shoot. 1292 01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,833 For my ex-daughter-in-law's wedding? 1293 01:01:32,916 --> 01:01:34,833 [gasps] 1294 01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:35,916 Are you psychic? 1295 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,583 Oh, Martin, love. Be a darling and send me a pin, please, sweetie? 1296 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,583 ["Wedding March" playing] 1297 01:01:52,958 --> 01:01:55,875 -[romantic acoustic music plays] -["Wedding March'' fades out] 1298 01:01:55,958 --> 01:01:57,666 [guests gasp] 1299 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,333 You're catching flies, my boy. 1300 01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:04,416 [sighs] 1301 01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:08,833 ["Lief" playing] 1302 01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:14,458 I never had a daughter that I could share this moment with. 1303 01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:19,291 Thank you for making us part of your big day. 1304 01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:21,166 [sniffles] Thank you. 1305 01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:24,416 [song continues] 1306 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,041 -You look beautiful. -Thanks. [sighs] 1307 01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:34,291 I give you my whole heart. I am yours. 1308 01:02:35,208 --> 01:02:36,208 Forever. 1309 01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:40,958 I want to grow old with you and dance until we have blisters on our feet. 1310 01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:43,958 For as long as I live, I'm yours, Lienkie. 1311 01:02:44,041 --> 01:02:45,041 [chuckles] 1312 01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:49,458 I declare you now husband and wife. 1313 01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,458 You may kiss the bride. 1314 01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:53,541 [song stops] 1315 01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:54,875 Uh, what? 1316 01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:57,833 You have to kiss the bride. 1317 01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:02,583 -Uh, okay. We'll take it slow. -Mm-hmm. 1318 01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:04,833 Oh. Ooh. 1319 01:03:04,916 --> 01:03:07,041 -[chuckles] -[guests laughing] 1320 01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:08,916 Excuse me. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1321 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:12,083 Whoa. Hey, hi, you two. 1322 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:13,791 This isn't your first time. 1323 01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,916 Maybe not in front of an audience, but it's like riding a bike. 1324 01:03:18,416 --> 01:03:20,708 Try again. Deep breath. 1325 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,125 Go for it. 1326 01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:26,833 ["Lief" playing] 1327 01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:48,666 [guests cheering, applauding] 1328 01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:55,000 Party time! 1329 01:03:55,083 --> 01:03:56,916 [cheering] 1330 01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,500 Well, now I see how you manage to fool people. 1331 01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:04,041 You're one to talk, Sandra Prinsloo. 1332 01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,208 I don't like lying to people like this. 1333 01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:09,041 Hey, it's just a pretend wedding, remember? 1334 01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:13,125 ["H2Oë" playing] 1335 01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,875 [no audible dialogue] 1336 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:05,833 [song continues] 1337 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:28,166 [song ends] 1338 01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:29,875 [Frank] See you. Drive safe. 1339 01:05:31,166 --> 01:05:34,500 [inhales, exhales] That was, uh… 1340 01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:37,708 -[chuckles] -[exhales] That was absolutely incredible. 1341 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,750 [inhales] The judges will lap it up. 1342 01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:46,875 And the kiss? 1343 01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:48,416 How was that? 1344 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:51,500 I mean, was it believable? 1345 01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:53,916 I almost fell for it. 1346 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,875 I'll submit the registration form as soon as possible. 1347 01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:01,250 Okay, great. 1348 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,958 [sighs] 1349 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,333 Good night, my darling wife. 1350 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,000 Good night, husband dearest. 1351 01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:18,333 [gentle music playing] 1352 01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:31,083 [sighs] Frank. 1353 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,166 [sighs] 1354 01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:43,250 [chattering] 1355 01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,416 Naomi? 1356 01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:53,500 Naomi Esterhuyzen. [sighs] 1357 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,750 Norma. 1358 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:59,333 Norma Prinsloo. We were both in Bride of the Year, 1989. 1359 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:02,250 [Naomi gasps, chuckles] 1360 01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:04,166 You… You look healthy. 1361 01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,500 -Thank you. -[Naomi chuckles] 1362 01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:10,541 -Not quite as healthy as you. [chuckles] -[chuckles] 1363 01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:15,625 I read somewhere that you are judging this year's competition. 1364 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:18,791 Yes, indeed. [chuckles] Must say, no easy task. 1365 01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,541 I can imagine. 1366 01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:23,875 Why don't we share a salad and catch up. What do you say? 1367 01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,625 But I was under the impression that you loathed me 1368 01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:28,708 because I won back then. 1369 01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:31,083 Naomi, don't be ridiculous. 1370 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:37,000 It was an absolute honor to be your first princess back in the day. 1371 01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:39,250 -[chuckles] -[chuckles] Can you believe it? 1372 01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:44,541 [gentle music playing] 1373 01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,791 REGISTER FOR BRIDE OF THE YEAR 2026 COUPLES DETAILS 1374 01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,458 YOUR WEDDING STORY SEND PROFILE 1375 01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,000 -[computer dings] -[sighs] 1376 01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:59,250 ["Beurtkrag (Volle sirkel)" playing] 1377 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,916 SWEET TOOTH 1378 01:08:34,041 --> 01:08:36,166 [song continues] 1379 01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:39,458 Hi. Welcome. Come in. 1380 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,416 Thank you. Have a seat, here. I'll be right with you. 1381 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:44,500 Thank you. 1382 01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,958 [song continues] 1383 01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:58,416 Huh? 1384 01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:03,208 [coughing] 1385 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,875 [coughing continues] 1386 01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:10,916 SWEET TOOTH 1387 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,625 SWEET TOOTH 1388 01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:18,250 [chuckles] 1389 01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:25,708 -Morning. -Morning. 1390 01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:27,250 [song ends] 1391 01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:30,833 -Finally. They've closed up the hole. -Mmm. 1392 01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:31,916 Mmm. 1393 01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:35,416 -[gasps] -What? Bad news? 1394 01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:38,750 I don't understand why you and your wife don't live together. 1395 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:41,583 I've already explained to you. We're doing a short-distance relationship. 1396 01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:44,541 Do you know how great it is when your wife lives five minutes away from you? 1397 01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:46,916 Well, she could at least come and visit you. 1398 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,750 Lienkie is a busy woman, Auntie. 1399 01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,916 -She's neglecting you. -[sighs] 1400 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,333 Maybe her and I should have a little chat. 1401 01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,541 -[phone ringing] -That won't be necessary. 1402 01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,125 See? She's calling me now. 1403 01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,458 Excuse me. 1404 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,791 I don't think I trust this. 1405 01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:06,916 Why are you so quiet? 1406 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,125 -I'm thinking. -Hmm. 1407 01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:11,500 Hello, my wifey. 1408 01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,625 We're in! We won Bride of the Month! 1409 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,208 -What? -Thank you! [exclaims] 1410 01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:19,916 Yes. Yeah! 1411 01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,583 We're Bride of the Month! 1412 01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:22,666 -Yay! -Yes! 1413 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,000 [cheering] 1414 01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,250 Of the? Of the month? 1415 01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:27,708 -Of the month. Of the month. [chuckles] -Oh. 1416 01:10:29,083 --> 01:10:31,291 [classical music playing] 1417 01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:35,750 Bride of the Month! 1418 01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:37,083 [Zander groans] 1419 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,916 -Lienkie? -Johannika. 1420 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,583 On the iPad. 1421 01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,583 Guys, something's wrong. 1422 01:10:44,666 --> 01:10:45,875 [Norma] Hmm. 1423 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:46,958 [Zander exhales] 1424 01:10:47,041 --> 01:10:51,000 Martin deserves all the credit. His photos saved that low-class wedding. 1425 01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:52,875 -How can you be so calm? -[grunts] 1426 01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:55,458 This is… It makes me so… [inhales] 1427 01:10:55,541 --> 01:10:57,833 I have so many emotions at the moment. [breathes shakily] 1428 01:10:58,416 --> 01:11:00,416 Babe, you look hungry. Eat something. 1429 01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,458 Don't worry. I've got this under control. 1430 01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:06,916 Naomi, hello, my friend. 1431 01:11:07,541 --> 01:11:09,500 [uplifting music playing] 1432 01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:18,500 [Frank chuckles] 1433 01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:23,333 Excuse me. I'm looking for a sweet tooth who won Bride of the Month today. 1434 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:24,583 [shrieks] 1435 01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:28,125 The enemy is getting annihilated. 1436 01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:30,333 Okay, Energizer Bunny. Come on. 1437 01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,750 [gasps] Oh. 1438 01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,291 -Now it's official. -[gasps] 1439 01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:36,041 Oh, man. I love it. 1440 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,333 -Beautiful. -Aw. 1441 01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:41,708 Okay, we have a month left before the grand finale. 1442 01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,875 Wow. A bride with a plan! 1443 01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:45,208 Several. 1444 01:11:46,833 --> 01:11:50,291 Ugh. Sorry, I forgot to put up the sign. We're closed-- 1445 01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,250 -Pensioners' Day is Wednesday. -[chuckles] 1446 01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,166 Lienkie. 1447 01:11:57,250 --> 01:12:00,166 To my surprise, I'm here to congratulate you. 1448 01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:01,583 Oh, uh… 1449 01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:04,000 Thanks. 1450 01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:07,166 And you must be the gloom and groom. 1451 01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,541 Wow, you can read. 1452 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,458 [chuckles] Oh, where are my manners? 1453 01:12:11,541 --> 01:12:14,916 This is Naomi Esterhuyzen from Bride of the Year. 1454 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,083 Hello. 1455 01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:18,833 -Oh, hi! -[Naomi giggles] 1456 01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:22,208 I've never met an actual Bride of the Year. 1457 01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:24,833 -[Naomi chuckles] -Beautiful inside and out, hmm? 1458 01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,416 Thank you. [chuckles] 1459 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,333 How can I help? 1460 01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:31,208 I noticed you didn't send us your marriage certificate. 1461 01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:33,500 Oh, and that's vitally important. 1462 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,458 I'm sure there's a simple explanation. 1463 01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:40,000 Yeah, um, we're still waiting for our, um, copy. 1464 01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:41,500 [Lienkie] Hmm. Mmm. 1465 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:44,875 All good. [chuckles] As long as we have it by next week. 1466 01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:48,000 -A copy of the certificate? -[Naomi] Hmm. 1467 01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,250 [stutters] By next week? 1468 01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:51,333 -[Naomi] Mm-hmm. -Is that a problem? 1469 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:53,750 [both] No, no, no. 1470 01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:54,833 [Lienkie] Not at all. 1471 01:12:54,916 --> 01:12:56,208 [chuckles] Now that's a relief. 1472 01:12:56,291 --> 01:12:58,333 -[Lienkie chuckles] -Apparently, it takes forever. 1473 01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:02,541 As long as it has all the official signatures and stamps. 1474 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:06,875 We don't want you to miss the deadline or you'll be disqualified. 1475 01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,750 Thank you for the good advice. 1476 01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:14,333 It would be a disaster if we allowed pretend weddings. 1477 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,208 All right. 1478 01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:22,166 I'll flip your sign over on my way out so everyone knows you're closed. 1479 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,541 -See you. [chuckles] -Bye. 1480 01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:29,333 So do you think they know the wedding was fake? 1481 01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:30,916 Well, it was. 1482 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,083 Not helping. 1483 01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:35,041 What if we told them Home Affairs said it got lost? 1484 01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:37,458 There would still be a record of registration somewhere. 1485 01:13:37,541 --> 01:13:39,000 -Not helping. -Okay. 1486 01:13:39,083 --> 01:13:41,916 Surely you know someone who can forge a marriage certificate. 1487 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000 I mean, you have criminal connections. 1488 01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,750 Excuse me, what does that mean? 1489 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:49,000 Okay, don't act like you're an angel. You did steal my credit card. 1490 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,041 You literally blackmailed me into marrying you. 1491 01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:52,916 -It's not like you had a gun to your head. -Hey! 1492 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625 Not helping. 1493 01:13:57,625 --> 01:13:59,708 -We'll have to get married. -We'll have to withdraw. 1494 01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:04,125 Lienkie… [chuckles] …do you hear yourself? 1495 01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:06,583 You wanna get married, really married, for what? 1496 01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:08,291 -A stupid contest? -We have to. 1497 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,041 We've come too far to give up now. 1498 01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:11,791 If we withdraw, do you know what will happen? 1499 01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:14,166 Nothing. Literally nothing! Tell her. 1500 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,000 You forget that we're famous. 1501 01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:19,375 They'll do a story about the flop bride. 1502 01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:20,791 And Norma and Zander will have a field day, 1503 01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:22,833 and everyone will know that no one wants to marry me 1504 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:24,291 and that I'll be alone forever. 1505 01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,750 What are you talking about? You're not alone, stupid. 1506 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:29,416 Open your eyes. You have me, you have Estelle-- 1507 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,958 That means nothing! 1508 01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:32,833 [somber music playing] 1509 01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:36,333 Nothing? 1510 01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:44,541 Okay. [sighs] 1511 01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:47,083 Where are you going? 1512 01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:50,666 Back to my normal life where I can be alone without hysterical drama queens. 1513 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,541 Yes, of course. Because people are such hard work. 1514 01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,875 Yes, well, some of them. 1515 01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:55,625 You're not a rolling stone. You're a coward. 1516 01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:57,708 -What the hell, Lienkie? -Mommy and Daddy were mean to me, 1517 01:14:57,791 --> 01:15:01,625 so now I'll hide for the rest of my life and feel sorry for myself. Grow up, man! 1518 01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:09,291 You're the first person I ever told about that. 1519 01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:11,458 [Frank sighs] 1520 01:15:15,041 --> 01:15:16,041 [scoffs] 1521 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,916 ["Wat Is 'n Huis" playing] 1522 01:16:10,041 --> 01:16:13,750 [people chattering on television] 1523 01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:21,708 Lienks? 1524 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,166 How many episodes of Boer Soek 'n Vrou can you binge? 1525 01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:26,583 Get up. 1526 01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:28,416 [song continues] 1527 01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:34,916 She's just given up, so fix it. 1528 01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:38,083 The forged marriage certificate. 1529 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,791 You can give it to her. 1530 01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:41,958 I don't have time for this. 1531 01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:43,625 Okay. 1532 01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:46,000 Look, I… I love her to death, 1533 01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:49,041 but why do you think Lienkie is the way she is? 1534 01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:52,666 Because she thinks happiness is something you plan. 1535 01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:55,666 And she's scared of being alone. 1536 01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:56,750 Like you. 1537 01:16:58,458 --> 01:16:59,916 [sighs] Cool, man. 1538 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000 If this works, she'll need you for the final round. 1539 01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,083 Whatever. 1540 01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:31,666 [song continues] 1541 01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,416 [heart monitor beeping] 1542 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,833 I thought only family were allowed. 1543 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,208 [sighs] Valid. 1544 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,958 So I guess the certificate worked. 1545 01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:55,416 Yes. But that's not why I'm here. 1546 01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,125 How is he? 1547 01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:00,833 Not great. 1548 01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:03,041 Heart failure. 1549 01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:07,208 -You should have told me. -Well, I'm not talking to you, Lienkie. 1550 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,541 I wouldn't want to talk to me either. 1551 01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:19,291 The moment I said it, I wanted to… 1552 01:18:21,666 --> 01:18:22,833 I'm really sorry. 1553 01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:29,166 What can I do to make it up to you? 1554 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:35,958 Do you still have your credit card? 1555 01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:45,125 Why did you decide to help me? 1556 01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,916 Because that's what you needed. 1557 01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,916 I still don't understand why, but it's what you wanted. 1558 01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:55,916 You're a liar. 1559 01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:58,041 Was that a thank you? 1560 01:18:58,125 --> 01:18:59,166 Okay, lone wolf. 1561 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,416 And here you are, holding Uncle Albie's hand, 1562 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:04,041 and you were willing to help me because you care. 1563 01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:06,666 What can I say? I'm an idiot. 1564 01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:09,750 So am I. 1565 01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,166 I'll withdraw. 1566 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,125 At least it'll be my own decision. 1567 01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:22,000 [groans] Don't even think about it. 1568 01:19:23,041 --> 01:19:27,291 [exhales] You guys have worked way too hard to get cold feet now. 1569 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:33,208 Go, skedaddle. You better go to that competition and win. 1570 01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:34,875 Someone has to take care of you. 1571 01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:37,000 I'm on it. I'm on it. 1572 01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:41,416 We've drawn up a schedule and the first shift is mine. 1573 01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,750 You know, this woman is a sex pest. 1574 01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:45,958 [chuckles] 1575 01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,875 My back brace is broken. 1576 01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:49,083 [chuckles] 1577 01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:51,500 But I'll tolerate her. 1578 01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:56,625 -Just for your sake. -[inhales] Okay. 1579 01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:01,000 We have a competition to win. 1580 01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:04,208 [classical music playing] 1581 01:20:20,125 --> 01:20:23,791 [sighs] I can't believe we're finally here. 1582 01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:27,666 [exhales] This place is really fancy. 1583 01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:28,875 [exhales] 1584 01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,666 Hey. We got this. 1585 01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:37,041 [Lienkie inhales] 1586 01:20:39,916 --> 01:20:41,875 [exhales] Another party without any singles, 1587 01:20:41,958 --> 01:20:43,375 but I love a challenge. 1588 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:50,958 [chattering] 1589 01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:04,375 -Not the hair! -Oh. Sorry, darling. Sorry. 1590 01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:06,500 [chuckles] No one stands a chance. 1591 01:21:06,583 --> 01:21:08,958 -[Zander chuckles] -Shame. Aw. 1592 01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:12,750 [Norma] All the obstacles have been removed. [chuckles] 1593 01:21:13,625 --> 01:21:15,666 Except for them, Mommy. 1594 01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:17,791 I thought Mommy took care of it. 1595 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,541 I thought you were disqualified. 1596 01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:24,875 But we weren't. 1597 01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:27,875 It was some joyless old hag trying to eliminate the competition. 1598 01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,291 They have our marriage certificate. 1599 01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,875 That's impossible. 1600 01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:35,041 I am going to report you for… 1601 01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,458 -For-- -Happiness? 1602 01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:41,458 [hostess] Welcome. Welcome, everyone. 1603 01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:43,041 All the guests may go inside. 1604 01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,125 Finalists, please take your places. 1605 01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:48,791 You won't even make the top three. 1606 01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,875 Then you have nothing to worry about. 1607 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,250 Out of the way, Granny. 1608 01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,000 Zan-Zan. 1609 01:22:03,208 --> 01:22:05,750 -[Zander grunts] -[Norma gasps] 1610 01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:12,375 [hostess] Ladies and gentlemen, 1611 01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:15,291 welcome to this year's Bride of the Year gala event 1612 01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:18,958 where the 2026 Bride of the Year will be crowned. 1613 01:22:19,041 --> 01:22:21,291 But before we get to that special moment, 1614 01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:24,916 we first want to hear from the grooms of these lovely ladies 1615 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:30,666 what it was that made them fall in love with their wives in the first place. 1616 01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,708 Let's welcome our first groom. 1617 01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:34,125 [applauding] 1618 01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:41,083 [exhales] 1619 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,958 And then I saw her with a little puppy. 1620 01:22:45,041 --> 01:22:46,750 When I saw her holding my adorable niece… 1621 01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:50,666 Then I saw her holding my adorable niece and a little puppy in her arms. 1622 01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:51,833 And when our eyes met… 1623 01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:54,041 -And when our eyes met… -And when our eyes met… 1624 01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,625 -I knew… -I knew. 1625 01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:56,958 I knew. 1626 01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:58,625 [all] I loved her. 1627 01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:00,708 -[groans] Okay. -Shoot me. 1628 01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:02,958 Evening, everyone. 1629 01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:06,333 Can I just say, you all look stunning. 1630 01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:08,750 Judges. 1631 01:23:09,416 --> 01:23:10,750 Naomi. 1632 01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:13,375 I met my wifey at work. 1633 01:23:13,458 --> 01:23:16,458 We worked many late nights together. 1634 01:23:16,541 --> 01:23:18,125 [clicks tongue, chuckles] 1635 01:23:18,208 --> 01:23:22,583 And I noticed how she excelled in Excel. 1636 01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:24,833 -[chuckles] -[guests laugh] 1637 01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:30,291 I mean, she's really cute, and, uh, flippin' hot. 1638 01:23:30,375 --> 01:23:31,375 [chuckles] 1639 01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:32,875 [Zander] And, babe… 1640 01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:36,208 I fell head over heels in love with you. 1641 01:23:38,416 --> 01:23:39,625 [Naomi chuckles] 1642 01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:50,250 -[microphone feedback] -[Frank grunts] 1643 01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:52,583 [sighs] 1644 01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:56,750 [microphone feedback] 1645 01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:00,750 [guest coughs] 1646 01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:07,916 The first time I saw Lienkie was with a little puppy. 1647 01:24:08,666 --> 01:24:09,916 [guest coughs] 1648 01:24:11,125 --> 01:24:12,625 When our eyes met, 1649 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:19,208 and I saw that her and my niece got along… 1650 01:24:19,291 --> 01:24:21,625 I just realized that, um… 1651 01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:23,500 [sighs] 1652 01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,250 I realized… [sighs] 1653 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,500 I'm lying. 1654 01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:34,625 [guests muttering] 1655 01:24:38,041 --> 01:24:41,583 We say all these things because we think that's what you want to hear, 1656 01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:45,250 but the truth is, I don't even believe in love. 1657 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:47,000 [guests gasp] 1658 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,958 Or that's what I thought before I met Lienkie. 1659 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:56,625 She drove me crazy at first. 1660 01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:59,958 And not in a good way, if you catch my drift. [chuckles] 1661 01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:02,875 It was a… a rough start. 1662 01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:05,583 But here we are. 1663 01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,500 Lienkie is a baker and she bakes the most incredible wedding cakes. 1664 01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:14,500 But the process is so messy. 1665 01:25:14,583 --> 01:25:16,125 There's flour everywhere. 1666 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:19,333 And your hands are covered in butter and sugar and egg and… 1667 01:25:19,416 --> 01:25:23,875 I don't understand it. It's so unpredictable, but afterwards it's… 1668 01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:27,208 you have something that you want to share with everyone around you. 1669 01:25:27,291 --> 01:25:29,500 With family and friends. 1670 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,083 [sighs] 1671 01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,416 It's just like love. 1672 01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,750 I want to share everything with Lienkie. 1673 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:41,625 Because I love you. 1674 01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:45,000 Her. 1675 01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,291 I love her. 1676 01:25:49,625 --> 01:25:52,375 [guests cheering] 1677 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,125 Frank? 1678 01:25:57,625 --> 01:25:59,166 I need some fresh air, okay? 1679 01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:07,666 -[sighs] -[water running] 1680 01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:11,791 [door opens, closes] 1681 01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:15,291 -[applauding] -[water stops] 1682 01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:19,375 Mmm. 1683 01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:22,083 Nice speech, bro. 1684 01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,708 Are you looking for a fight, huh? 1685 01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:30,375 Aren't you washing your hands? Gross. 1686 01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:32,125 Maybe when you stop breastfeeding. 1687 01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:37,083 What's your story, pal? Is this Lienkie's, uh… [chuckles] 1688 01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:39,791 …idea of revenge? 1689 01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,041 You'll have to ask her. 1690 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,125 Let me tell you, hmm… 1691 01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,333 how this is going to play out. 1692 01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:50,375 Ooh. [chuckles] I'm listening. 1693 01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:55,000 You will get into your little car, hmm, 1694 01:26:55,833 --> 01:26:59,083 and go back to where you came from. 1695 01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:01,541 And what if I told you to go to hell? 1696 01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:02,791 [Zander grunts] 1697 01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:04,333 Hmm? 1698 01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:07,666 Listen, I'm a reasonable man, okay? What is… What is your price? 1699 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:10,708 [scoffs] You and Mommy can't afford me. 1700 01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:12,458 Try me. Go. 1701 01:27:12,541 --> 01:27:14,250 Okay. [inhales] 1702 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:17,541 Some of those hair implants, some of that fake tan, 1703 01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:20,541 Botox under the eyes, you know… 1704 01:27:21,416 --> 01:27:23,000 The yacht life. Boop. 1705 01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,958 Speaking of yachts, we actually own one. 1706 01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:32,250 In fact, we own two. 1707 01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:37,375 All you have to do is withdraw. 1708 01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,833 Sent another man running? 1709 01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:05,125 He was raised better than that. 1710 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:10,416 Ladies and gentlemen, can all finalists please come to the dance floor? 1711 01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,291 It's time to announce the top three. 1712 01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,750 [Norma] So near, and yet so far. 1713 01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:17,166 [scoffs] 1714 01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,208 Some people will never win. 1715 01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,083 Norma. 1716 01:28:24,916 --> 01:28:26,458 I think you dropped this. 1717 01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:29,166 -[gasps] -Boop. 1718 01:28:30,416 --> 01:28:32,291 I was really worried you'd change your mind. 1719 01:28:33,291 --> 01:28:34,875 Drinks on Norma tonight. 1720 01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:42,250 [Naomi] Congratulations to all our beautiful finalists. 1721 01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:45,833 Remember, making it to the top 12 is already a great honor. 1722 01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:52,083 The top three of Bride of the Year 2026 are… 1723 01:28:52,166 --> 01:28:53,500 [suspenseful music playing] 1724 01:28:54,625 --> 01:28:56,291 [exhales] 1725 01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:57,791 Zander and Johannika. 1726 01:28:57,875 --> 01:28:58,875 Yes! 1727 01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:05,166 [chuckles, cheers, gasps] 1728 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,958 -Kobus and Tertia! -[laughs] 1729 01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:12,625 And… 1730 01:29:12,708 --> 01:29:15,166 -Deep breath. -[both inhale] 1731 01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,958 -Frank and Lienkie! -[both gasp] 1732 01:29:18,041 --> 01:29:20,958 [cheering] 1733 01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:26,291 Big, big congratulations to the top three. 1734 01:29:26,875 --> 01:29:30,791 We're going to ask you now to share that special moment with us 1735 01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:33,583 when you opened the dance floor at your weddings. 1736 01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:34,750 Okay. 1737 01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:36,458 [classical music playing] 1738 01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:46,333 -Ooh. -Sorry. 1739 01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:51,041 -Everything okay? -Yeah, I just want it to be perfect. 1740 01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:55,416 [both inhale] 1741 01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:16,875 Are we doing this the right way or rather our own way? 1742 01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:19,125 What do you mean? 1743 01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:21,250 Are you ready for the move? 1744 01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,416 Now? 1745 01:30:24,250 --> 01:30:25,708 Lienkie? 1746 01:30:26,291 --> 01:30:28,333 Lienkie! No! 1747 01:30:31,833 --> 01:30:33,125 Hey, DJ! 1748 01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:36,416 Put on "Rough Bastard." 1749 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,500 That won't be necessary. You can just… 1750 01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,958 -[music stops] -Zander… 1751 01:30:42,041 --> 01:30:47,166 ♪ At Buffelsfontein We get honky-tonk young ♪ 1752 01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,625 Lienkie! 1753 01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:51,916 ♪ If we aren't careful tonight We'll end up in jail again, oh-way-oh ♪ 1754 01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:56,250 ♪ Let me go, oh-way-oh ♪ 1755 01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:58,500 ♪ Let's go wild ♪ 1756 01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,916 ♪ Here we're getting Thrown out again tonight ♪ 1757 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,208 ♪ I'll lose another girl ♪ 1758 01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:03,916 [Frank] Your dancing has improved. 1759 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,708 -♪ You roughneck ♪ -[Frank] Must be your new partner. 1760 01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:10,041 ♪ There it is, that's it, you roughneck ♪ 1761 01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:12,583 [cheers] Come on, come on! 1762 01:31:12,666 --> 01:31:13,833 Come on, come on. 1763 01:31:13,916 --> 01:31:16,875 -[song continues] -[Frank] Yes. 1764 01:31:16,958 --> 01:31:18,333 ♪ I can hear the cock crying already ♪ 1765 01:31:18,416 --> 01:31:19,833 ♪ That's from delving into the bottle ♪ 1766 01:31:19,916 --> 01:31:20,916 [scoffs] 1767 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,125 ♪ Has Meyer started to doze off ♪ 1768 01:31:22,208 --> 01:31:23,916 ♪ No, he's still oiling his beard ♪ 1769 01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,041 ♪ Oh, then the roughneck's Going to party ♪ 1770 01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:28,291 -♪ Fasten your belt my friend ♪ -[grunts] 1771 01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:30,166 ♪ Take me drunk, I'm going home ♪ 1772 01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:32,250 ♪ Hold me tight Or I'll dance myself to death ♪ 1773 01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:34,041 I meant every word. 1774 01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,958 -[song stops] -Stop! Stop this right now! 1775 01:31:42,958 --> 01:31:44,041 [exhales] 1776 01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:47,125 These two don't belong here. 1777 01:31:47,791 --> 01:31:52,125 She was left at the altar only a few months ago. 1778 01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:56,416 And now, out of the blue, she's married again. 1779 01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,458 To this man of all people. 1780 01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:01,333 Impossible. [chuckles] 1781 01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:02,916 Lienkie… 1782 01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:08,875 you wouldn't even win at a dog show, let alone Bride of the Year. 1783 01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:12,666 You wish you could be as amazing as Lienkie. 1784 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:16,916 Just because you didn't win this, now you're taking it out on everyone else. 1785 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,416 [melancholy music playing] 1786 01:32:20,958 --> 01:32:23,916 There are more important things in life than Bride of the Year. 1787 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,375 Uh-uh! 1788 01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:30,333 -We're not married. -[guests gasp] 1789 01:32:30,416 --> 01:32:31,416 Ah. 1790 01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:36,291 Okay, it gets worse. I did it for the wrong reasons. 1791 01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:38,958 To get revenge on the Prinsloos. 1792 01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:43,833 All I ever wanted was a family, and they stepped on that dream. 1793 01:32:47,833 --> 01:32:51,666 But I didn't realize that Frank was the hero that I was actually waiting for. 1794 01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:56,125 Mr. Rolling Stone… [chuckles] 1795 01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:57,833 …who attracts everyone to him. 1796 01:32:57,916 --> 01:32:59,291 [guests] Aw. 1797 01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:03,250 The most honest liar I know. 1798 01:33:03,333 --> 01:33:04,333 [chuckles] 1799 01:33:05,166 --> 01:33:09,000 -And I finally found my happy place. -[Frank chuckles] 1800 01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:12,666 And it isn't about winning or about losing. 1801 01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:15,291 ["Huis" playing] 1802 01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:19,666 [guests cheering] 1803 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:29,125 We're withdrawing. We are out. 1804 01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:31,000 Ooh. 1805 01:33:31,583 --> 01:33:33,583 Oh, yes! Zander was sleeping with Johannika 1806 01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:35,333 while I was waiting for him at the altar! 1807 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:37,875 -It's a lie! -That's not what happened! 1808 01:33:38,416 --> 01:33:41,083 I'll send you the pictures. Bye! 1809 01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:44,041 It's Prinsloos! 1810 01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:45,958 [song continues] 1811 01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:48,833 [church bell ringing] 1812 01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:06,166 [giggling] 1813 01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:20,791 ORPHANAGE 1814 01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:31,541 [no audible dialogue] 1815 01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:47,583 [song continues] 1816 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:29,916 [song continues] 1817 01:36:41,583 --> 01:36:44,333 [song ends] 1818 01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:49,000 -[bell tolls] -[cheerful music playing] 1819 01:37:58,791 --> 01:38:00,875 [cheerful music continues] 1820 01:38:26,166 --> 01:38:28,333 [song ends]