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‎Just look at her.
‎The very first Bride of the Year winner.

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‎BEELD, WEDNESDAY,
‎1 FEBRUARY 1984

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‎It's the biggest competition
‎for newlyweds in South Africa.

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‎It's uniquely South African.

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‎Young or old, any bride can participate
‎by entering her wedding photos.

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‎And every month, one bride is chosen.

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‎And at the end of the year
‎there's a fancy, fancy gala evening

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‎where only one bride is crowned as…

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‎Bride of the Year.

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‎To be a newlywed.

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‎When I was little,
‎that was my fairy tale.

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‎Well, that, but actually
‎to be part of a family.

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‎

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‎

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‎-My own, perfect family.
‎-

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‎Probably because I was raised
‎in an orphanage just opposite the church

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‎where a wedding was celebrated
‎almost every weekend.

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‎LINDEN ORPHANAGE

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‎Lienkie, come inside.

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‎
‎These two are my 'something old'.

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‎The most beautiful bride
‎and the perfect… Oh. Oh.

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‎Perfect…

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‎

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‎The perfect--

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‎Okay!

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‎The perfect bridegroom.

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‎What do you think?

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‎I think it's perfect, Lienks.

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‎It's definitely the most beautiful cake
‎that you've ever baked.

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‎Because this one is mine.

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‎I must admit, I expected something
‎a bit more impressive, but it's nice.

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‎Simple…

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‎-like you.
‎-Uh, thanks…

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‎-Mom?
‎-No.

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‎-Norma.
‎-I have a few ideas around

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‎where we might be able
‎to make you look good.

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‎-Hmm.
‎-Come. Come and tell me what you think.

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‎Can we please get
‎a photo of the wedding cake, though?

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‎I baked it myself.

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‎We're participating Bride of the Year,
‎not Cake of the Year.

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‎-Martin.
‎-Mm-hmm?

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‎I assume there's some way
‎we can hide those crow's feet of hers.

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‎Don't worry.
‎She's not my first veteran bride.

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‎Hold on.

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‎Thirty-nine isn't that old.

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‎Not if you're a tree.

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‎-I'll put her here.
‎-Yes, it'll help for her nose. It's so…

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‎-In your face, I know.
‎-Hmm.

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‎Drink. You're gonna need it.

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‎-I've got it.
‎-Hmm?

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‎Under the trees with the bridesmaids.

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‎Where is Johannika?

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‎

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‎You can slap me with a fish if I knew.

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‎She's Zander's apprentice.

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‎She's his PA. Very on top of things.

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‎-Very.
‎-I see.

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‎Fascinating.

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‎Okay, context. What's the message
‎you want to convey to the judges?

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‎Um…

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‎That if you work hard enough,

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‎you can also get the perfect family
‎you deserve,

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‎even if it takes time.

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‎-No.
‎-Mm-mmm.

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‎We want
‎to inspire people, Lienkie.

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‎-"From children's home to family home."
‎-Hmm.

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‎-My son is a true philanthropist.
‎-Hmm.

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‎Excuse me, Auntie Norma. I just need to
‎give little Zander here a fix.

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‎Well, get a move on.
‎We don't want to lose the shade.

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‎Okay, Willem Botha.
‎She's not the boss of us.

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‎She is. Sort of.

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‎I'm gonna need booze.

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‎Lots and lots of…

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‎…at 2:00 a.m., naked through the streets.

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‎

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‎It's hard to believe
‎Zander's finally being tied down.

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‎The party prince of Pretoria
‎is marrying Cinderella.

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‎She's an orphan, dude.

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‎I heard that Norma
‎gave her son an ultimatum,

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‎get married or get disinherited.

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‎

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‎She was probably worried

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‎that Lienkie was getting too old
‎to win that Bride of the Year title.

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‎

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‎Mrs. Prinsloo, the ceremony
‎should have started 20 minutes ago.

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‎I-I have a funeral at twelve 'o clock.

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‎Reverend, the man is dead.

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‎It's not as if he'll be late for anything.

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‎The Bride of the Year photos
‎are my priority.

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‎You know, I also participated in 1989.

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‎Yes, you-you mentioned that, yes.

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‎Numerous times.

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‎

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‎

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‎Stay calm.

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‎This is, uh…

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‎This is partly your fault.
‎You weren't supposed to come in here.

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‎-My fault?
‎-Technically…

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‎we shouldn't see each other
‎before the wedding.

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‎What wedding?

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‎-You and my bridesmaid just--
‎-

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‎Technically, I'm his bridesmaid.

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‎Technically, you're his intern.

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‎-Assistant. I've been promoted.
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‎-
‎-Yes.

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‎This is a nightmare!

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‎Thank you!

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‎Someone who understands.

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‎What will we tell everyone, hmm?

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‎I've already told everyone

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‎that I'm finally going
‎to win Bride of the Year.

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‎I'm sorry, Mommy.

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‎I really wanted to give that to you.

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‎How old are you?

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‎Twenty-six, Auntie.

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‎I could work with that.

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‎Oh, adorable little nose.

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‎Well, we'll have to make an announcement.

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‎-Yes.
‎-Come.

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‎So that's it?

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‎You were my only family.

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‎Lienkie…

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‎Yes?

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‎You were never family, my dear.

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‎Let's get out of here.

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‎Estelle.

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‎Right there.

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‎

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‎Perfect.

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‎-
‎-Oh, my God.

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‎

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‎

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‎What are you doing?

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‎Uh, Lienks,
‎I thought we were going to ninja.

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‎I'm holding my cake high
‎and walking out of here.

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‎-Okay.
‎-

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‎

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‎

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‎

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‎My grand gesture is not gesturing.

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‎-Just take the top piece.
‎-Okay.

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‎

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‎-
‎-Now that takes the cake.

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‎Really, Zander? You will pay for this.

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‎As in literally. I'm sending you the bill.

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‎Lienkie, let's be mature about this.

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‎You're busy being hysterical.

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‎-
‎-At least I'm not making a fool of myself.

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‎Okay, okay.

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‎-Okay.
‎-Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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‎

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‎-

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‎

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‎Bye.

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‎Whoo-hoo!

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‎Oh, Lienks. You still have a bit
‎of Norma in your hair there.

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‎Oh.

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‎Rest in peace, Norma.

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‎Bottoms up, girl.

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‎

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‎Mmm.

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‎

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‎

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‎Ten years.

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‎Nine and a half years too long,
‎if you ask me.

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‎

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‎He had so much potential, though.

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‎You're such a great judge of character.

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‎Wow, I mean, look at my best friend.

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‎-Your only friend.
‎-Hey!

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‎-Uh. Another one?
‎-Hmm.

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‎Cheers.

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‎Mmm.

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‎

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‎Now you don't have to be
‎Norma's show horse anymore. That's great.

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‎Yes, but if I had won,
‎she might have been nicer to me.

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‎Hmm. But if you'd lost,
‎she would've had you put down.

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‎"The Bride of the Year
‎title of 1989

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‎-actually should have been mine."
‎-Mm-hmm.

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‎"I played polo, like,
‎every week

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‎with a cousin of one of the judges.
‎

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‎But you know that Naomi Esterhuyzen…

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‎that old floozy,

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‎she's just beautiful inside and outside."

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‎Do you really think
‎she jumped on a horse to win?

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‎I think she would've
‎jumped on anything to win.

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‎-Right?
‎-Ladies, ladies, ladies!

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‎You two look like the adventurous types
‎who'd love a tour of the City of Go…

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‎Okay.

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‎Shame. Who ran away? You or him, huh?

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‎Who says anyone ran off?

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‎Um, you're drinking shooters in a bar
‎in your wedding dress.

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‎The groom is drowning.
‎I don't know. Lucky guess.

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‎Okay, Sherlock.

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‎Or was it a Mrs. and Mrs. wedding?
‎Because that's very trendy.

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‎I mean, this is beautiful.

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‎That… Not sure. Is that a tablecloth?

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‎-
‎-Okay, it's none of your business.

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‎All I'm saying is,
‎if you're the one who ran, well done.

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‎The institution of Marriage
‎is purely for suckers.

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‎-Thank you.
‎-And you know what they say.

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‎"The best way to get over someone
‎is to get under…

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‎a tall building."

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‎So how about a little fun tour
‎of the city, huh? Come on.

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‎Go bother someone else.

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‎-Someone else isn't as pretty as you.
‎-

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‎Hey, you're bothering
‎liberated women here, buddy.

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‎Oh! Miss Independences!

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‎Love that for you guys.

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‎-You can get me a drink, hmm?
‎-Can I get you an Uber?

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‎-My place or yours?
‎-And when it gets here,

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‎you can jump in front of it.

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‎Ouch! How do you really feel, hmm?

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‎-I feel men are obsolete.
‎-Absolutely.

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‎I feel we got off on the wrong foot.

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‎How about a tour of Emmarentia Dam?

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‎Moonlight, stars, shooting star.

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‎Sounds great.
‎Late at night in a park with a stranger.

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‎-So 9:00 tonight?
‎-Okay, thanks, go now.

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‎-Bye. Toodles.
‎-Bye.

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‎-Okay, okay.
‎-Never want to see you again.

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‎-What the hell?
‎-What a weirdo.

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‎Sorry, me again.

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‎You dropped this.

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‎You should be more careful.

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‎This is Johannesburg. Boop.

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‎Don't touch her with
‎your sausage fingers, weirdo.

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‎Was I too hard on him?

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‎No, he's a man.

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‎-And men are obsolete.
‎-Obsolete.

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‎-That's it. Last one. Here we go.
‎-There we go.

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‎Welcome to your new couch.

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‎

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‎REMBRANDT BUTCHERY

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‎SWEET TOOTH

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‎

242
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‎City of Joburg.

243
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‎BUSINESS HOURS
‎MONDAY -00 - 17:00

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‎00 - 13:00

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‎CLOSED

246
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‎OPEN

247
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‎

248
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‎

249
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:20,625
‎

250
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:23,958
‎

251
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‎

252
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‎CLOSED

253
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‎WEDDING CAKES
‎HALF PRICE SALE

254
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‎I told you that they wouldn't answer.

255
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:53,458
‎I actually got through,
‎but it was the wrong department.

256
00:12:53,541 --> 00:12:55,833
‎My pothole is now officially a sinkhole.

257
00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,333
‎-Now, that's a 'hole' lot of trouble.
‎-‎Please continue to hold.

258
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,708
‎-Hang up.
‎-Hi.

259
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,458
‎Are you a sinkhole or pothole?

260
00:13:02,541 --> 00:13:04,708
‎

261
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,166
‎He just hung up.

262
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,416
‎

263
00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,708
‎Hi, Lienkie Koekemoer.
‎Thanks for calling back--

264
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,083
‎-…‎account was flagged by‎…
‎-Oh.

265
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,000
‎-‎We want to check a recent transaction.
‎-Yes?

266
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,583
‎-It's the bank.
‎-Oh, they just want your data.

267
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,375
‎-…‎25,000.
‎-How much?

268
00:13:22,541 --> 00:13:24,708
‎At which store?

269
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,625
‎I'm on my way. Uh…

270
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:28,250
‎Okay, uh, Jerry.

271
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,958
‎-Uh, who's Jerry?
‎-Hi, Jerry.

272
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,958
‎Listen here, I need a little favor.

273
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,000
‎-
‎-Okay, bye.

274
00:13:46,291 --> 00:13:48,250
‎Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

275
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,333
‎Hold it right there, sir.

276
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,500
‎Whatever it was, it wasn't me.

277
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,500
‎-Credit card fraud.
‎-Oh, that.

278
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,708
‎It's you!

279
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:56,791
‎I've never seen this woman in my life.

280
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:58,958
‎You're the guy with the lame tours.

281
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,750
‎I would've done it for you at half-price.

282
00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:03,750
‎Hi, Jerry.
‎He stole my credit card.

283
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:04,875
‎Borrowed!

284
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,375
‎For the basics.

285
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,125
‎Doesn't look like the basics to me.

286
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:12,291
‎Okay, if you must know,
‎the TV is for the orphanage.

287
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,333
‎And the PlayStation
‎is for the animal shelter.

288
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,833
‎-
‎-And the pie is for me.

289
00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:21,583
‎And I got us 10% discount, by the way.

290
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,250
‎-Us?
‎-Mm-hmm.

291
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,375
‎-Lock him up.
‎-Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

292
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,166
‎We can negotiate, huh?

293
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,083
‎Any plans tonight, huh?
‎Should I comb your hair?

294
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,291
‎Nah!

295
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,916
‎Mr. Independence.

296
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,041
‎-You're doing it wrong.
‎-You have nothing I want.

297
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,375
‎Okay, that's harsh.

298
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:38,583
‎You went to an English school, right?

299
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:40,416
‎-Let's take it away, boss.
‎-I have connections!

300
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,916
‎Everyone needs something!

301
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,750
‎Think about it!

302
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,500
‎KFC.

303
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:56,333
‎McDonalds, chocolate éclairs,
‎and then pies, pies, pies.

304
00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,000
‎How many pies can the man eat?

305
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,375
‎His acid reflux must be insane.

306
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:03,166
‎And then the last big transaction
‎of the day.

307
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,583
‎Mm-hmm. When the bank picked it up.

308
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,791
‎-Yeah.
‎-Not a good day for Frank.

309
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,791
‎-Mm-hmm.
‎-

310
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,458
‎Not for me neither.
‎The bakery is struggling.

311
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,083
‎Lienks, are all your clients

312
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,166
‎-up to date with their payments?
‎-Mm-hmm.

313
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,250
‎Everyone,

314
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‎-except Zander.
‎-There you go!

315
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‎

316
00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:23,666
‎I guess I have to stop postponing.

317
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‎

318
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,708
‎-And that?
‎-Just some encouragement.

319
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:31,333
‎Hmm.

320
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,875
‎-I feel like a spy.
‎-Go, go. ‎Swart Kat‎, go.

321
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:37,166
‎-
‎-This way.

322
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,250
‎Okay.

323
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,333
‎-Cooee!
‎-

324
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,791
‎-Hey!
‎-You are a terrible burglar.

325
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,791
‎It's not as if we're breaking in.
‎I have the keys.

326
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:51,875
‎He's gone and redone the walls!

327
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,500
‎Yes, this color is called graveyard-gray.

328
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:58,541
‎All my furniture is gone.
‎Everything that made this a home.

329
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‎

330
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‎Mommy's hanging on the wall.

331
00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:04,333
‎No.

332
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,666
‎It looks like he kept
‎some of your photos, Lienks.

333
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:08,958
‎-Aw.
‎-

334
00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,500
‎Oh.

335
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,666
‎-Wait.
‎-Hold on.

336
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,583
‎That's my engagement ring,
‎but that's… That's not my hand.

337
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,208
‎And that…

338
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:21,291
‎What's going on here? This…

339
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,000
‎
‎Breathtaking photo, don't you think?

340
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:31,083
‎You know, Martin is a true artist.

341
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,333
‎Especially if he has the right model
‎to work with.

342
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,708
‎Have you moved in now?

343
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,291
‎-Someone has to wax Zander's back.
‎-Hmm.

344
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,000
‎I'm surprised it took you so long
‎to come crawling back here, you know.

345
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
‎Where is Zander?

346
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,041
‎Zanzibar. No, wait.

347
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,875
‎Is it the Okavango Delta?

348
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:53,750
‎It's a five-star flexi-plan.

349
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:58,625
‎A far cry from that pitiful Contiki tour
‎you wanted to do for your honeymoon, hey?

350
00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,958
‎Honeymoon?

351
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,458
‎I know!

352
00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:04,333
‎It all happened so fast.

353
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,000
‎Soul mates.

354
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,291
‎You simply can't keep them away
‎from each other.

355
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,250
‎-Zander and Johannika.
‎-

356
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,500
‎A girl with spirit and ambition.

357
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,250
‎That's why she was the winner
‎of Bride of the Month.

358
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,541
‎-
‎-Bride of the Mo--

359
00:17:18,625 --> 00:17:23,041
‎We heard the wonderful news this morning.
‎It's an absolute fairy tale.

360
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,375
‎That was my fairy tale.

361
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,041
‎Sweetie…

362
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,791
‎Shame. You were never the right material.

363
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:32,291
‎

364
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,625
‎Are we going to play cricket?

365
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,958
‎That depends.

366
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,916
‎Did Zan-Zan also leave
‎his balls here with his Mommy?

367
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,291
‎Get out or I'll call security.

368
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,208
‎Not until you've paid Lienkie
‎for her cake.

369
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,333
‎Ah. So that's why you broke in here.

370
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:50,583
‎For a measly amount of money. Ugh.

371
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,125
‎It cost 8,000 rand.

372
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:55,375
‎Hmm, 8,000. "Swipe to pay".

373
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,041
‎Hey!

374
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,166
‎What is your problem with me?

375
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,416
‎My dear,

376
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,166
‎you're desperate.

377
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,625
‎Desperate for love.

378
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:11,541
‎Desperate to be a part of my family. It's…

379
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,416
‎It's pathetic.

380
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,750
‎Maybe I am pathetic,

381
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,916
‎but at least I'm not cruel.

382
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,208
‎Or old.

383
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,375
‎Go!

384
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,125
‎Go take a bath in Botox!

385
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,208
‎Bye!

386
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,166
‎

387
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,708
‎

388
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:38,791
‎Okay.

389
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,083
‎Ooh, coffee!

390
00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:45,250
‎No, that's enough coffee.

391
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,375
‎I'm the one who made him,
‎and now Johannika gets rewarded?

392
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,583
‎I don't know if Zander counts as a reward.

393
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,208
‎Norma was right. I was desperate.

394
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:58,416
‎For the house, the children,
‎the stability that I never had as a child.

395
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,250
‎And now Zander has the life
‎I've always wanted, but with someone else.

396
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,333
‎

397
00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:09,458
‎I think you should look at it
‎as a new beginning, Lienks.

398
00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,000
‎I don't want a new beginning.

399
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,208
‎Okay.

400
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,041
‎I want revenge!

401
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,541
‎Yes.

402
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,833
‎Okay, what's the plan?

403
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,958
‎I'm going to win Bride of the Year.

404
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:34,708
‎Ah. Um, slight problem.

405
00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:38,291
‎You have a month to get married
‎and you don't have a husband.

406
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:43,791
‎-So we'll get one. How hard can it be?
‎-

407
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:48,333
‎Right! Eyes on the queen.
‎Here we go!

408
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:53,958
‎Macho, macho man.
‎Find the queen, if you can. Yeah?

409
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,625
‎Ah, wait, wait, wait.

410
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,791
‎I know where.

411
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,916
‎-Are you sure?
‎-Yes. Shh, man.

412
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,125
‎There!

413
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,083
‎-Ah.
‎-Wow! No way.

414
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,500
‎Too bad, bro. Next time.
‎Who's next? Let's go!

415
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:05,708
‎Whoa, whoa, whoa.

416
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,875
‎Show me the other two cards.

417
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,625
‎Hey, man. The game's over.

418
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,416
‎We're all having such a good time now.

419
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,833
‎Do you know what we do with cheaters, huh?

420
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:15,416
‎Frankie!

421
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,041
‎Someone here for you.

422
00:20:17,541 --> 00:20:19,833
‎Just when we were starting
‎to have fun, gents.

423
00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:22,125
‎-Buh-bye.
‎-

424
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,208
‎Hello!

425
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,541
‎Daddy's waiting for you.

426
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:29,625
‎

427
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,500
‎I'm telling you, just put me in
‎solitary confinement.

428
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,750
‎-I'm fine with being alone.
‎-Hey.

429
00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:37,375
‎Bro, this isn't a yoga retreat.
‎We only have one cell.

430
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:40,166
‎-Either you're inside or you're outside.
‎-Yeah. Outside is fine too.

431
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,750
‎I might be able to help you with that.

432
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,791
‎-Hmm?
‎-Hey! Well, well, well.

433
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,875
‎They always come back to old Frank.

434
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,125
‎-Told ya.
‎-

435
00:20:47,208 --> 00:20:48,208
‎

436
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,833
‎I need a con man.

437
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,541
‎Whoa, whoa, whoa.

438
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,541
‎You know I can hear you, hey?

439
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:56,291
‎Oh, it's nothing illegal. I promise.

440
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,541
‎How's Michelle?

441
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,208
‎We're preggies.

442
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,791
‎Congratulations.

443
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,583
‎Let me get the sonogram.

444
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:06,750
‎The 12-week one. You can see his hee-hee!

445
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,958
‎-Ooh!
‎-Let me know if you need a stroller.

446
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,750
‎I have a connection.

447
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,416
‎You have to pretend to be in love with me.

448
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,875
‎What?

449
00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,125
‎Katlego, did you hear what she said?

450
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,541
‎-
‎-

451
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,458
‎Come on. It's me or jail.

452
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,000
‎Is it really that hard to decide?

453
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,250
‎Well, I mean, how old are you?

454
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,666
‎

455
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,916
‎Hey! Aw!

456
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,291
‎You're a lucky man.

457
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,416
‎Send her love, huh?

458
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:35,916
‎Will do.

459
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,166
‎You can take him back. Hmm?

460
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,375
‎Frankie, we miss you!

461
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,625
‎Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey!

462
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,250
‎We can negotiate.

463
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,750
‎It's fine.
‎You're-You're pretty. Pretty-ish.

464
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,291
‎‎Wait. Rewind a bit.

465
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,541
‎It's not like a real marriage.

466
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,666
‎It's just so that we can convince
‎the Bride of the Year judges.

467
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:57,291
‎So until death do us part?
‎That's a bit hectic.

468
00:21:57,375 --> 00:22:00,666
‎Oh, okay. So you'd rather prefer
‎to stay in jail with your buddies, hmm?

469
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,375
‎-Okay, so it's a Miss World for Brides?
‎-Mmm.

470
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:09,250
‎According to my ex-mother-in-law,

471
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:13,291
‎it's the biggest competition
‎for newlyweds in the country.

472
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,208
‎So you can win a prize
‎just by getting married?

473
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,916
‎And they call me a con man.

474
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,583
‎Okay, the competition is tough.

475
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,833
‎Sounds like punishment to me.

476
00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,666
‎There are hundreds of entries,

477
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,458
‎and every month just one couple is chosen.

478
00:22:27,541 --> 00:22:32,541
‎And out of the 12 finalists,
‎only one bride can wear the crown.

479
00:22:32,625 --> 00:22:34,083
‎Oh, so it's a beauty contest.

480
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,458
‎No, it's not about beauty.

481
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:40,375
‎It's about them, their story,
‎their future plans, you know?

482
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,250
‎What makes them
‎more special than the rest?

483
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,458
‎So we're lying.

484
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:47,875
‎Call it acting.

485
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:51,166
‎Whatever. What do I get out of it?

486
00:22:51,916 --> 00:22:54,291
‎Uh, you do not get locked up for fraud?

487
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,208
‎Good point. What else?

488
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,333
‎That was the deal. Period.

489
00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,958
‎Okay, but do you want
‎an Oscar performance,

490
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,375
‎or a primary school concert?

491
00:23:03,458 --> 00:23:04,625
‎

492
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000
‎All the prizes are valued at 50,000,
‎and a second honeymoon.

493
00:23:10,875 --> 00:23:13,875
‎Well, in that case, call me Marius Weyers!

494
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:18,000
‎So, all I have to do is…

495
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:19,958
‎DREAM WEDDING

496
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:21,791
‎Follow the plan.

497
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,375
‎What?

498
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,375
‎You know, this is very creepy?

499
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,208
‎Well, thanks.

500
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,875
‎BRIDE OF THE YEAR
‎1989 1ST PRINCESS

501
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,750
‎-Remember the snake?
‎-Yes,

502
00:23:34,833 --> 00:23:37,000
‎but I've never had
‎such a nice mojito before.

503
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:41,958
‎Yes, yes. That one, and, um, the one where
‎you're walking on the beach together. Hmm?

504
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:43,833
‎Oh, Mom, I actually
‎like the one at the casino.

505
00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:47,083
‎Zander, Mommy knows exactly
‎what the judges will like.

506
00:23:47,166 --> 00:23:48,375
‎

507
00:23:48,458 --> 00:23:52,125
‎Yes, Mom. Mom must just tell me
‎when I can give Mom a lift home.

508
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,083
‎Oh, no. That won't be necessary.

509
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,458
‎I will be staying here until
‎you're the winners of Bride of the Year.

510
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,875
‎Great.

511
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,916
‎Awesome.

512
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:11,083
‎Okay. We'll create the perfect fiancé.

513
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:15,000
‎-A man of the soil. A good man.
‎-

514
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,708
‎Johannika and Zander are going
‎for the young, corporate couple,

515
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,541
‎but we'll be doing the opposite.

516
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,916
‎Farm boy…

517
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:24,375
‎-who puts his family first.
‎-

518
00:24:24,458 --> 00:24:26,458
‎‎Oh. I don't do family, sorry.

519
00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:28,791
‎
‎But the judges love a big family.

520
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,541
‎Well, I don't care. No family.

521
00:24:31,541 --> 00:24:32,833
‎

522
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,958
‎Okay, Marius Weyers.
‎It's not you, it's the character.

523
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:39,041
‎No one will believe I'm from
‎a happy family, okay? Trust me.

524
00:24:39,125 --> 00:24:42,291
‎-I'm a good liar, but not that good.
‎-Okay, so what do you suggest?

525
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,541
‎A solitary man. A loner.

526
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:47,958
‎"A lone wolf. Stranger.

527
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:50,458
‎Turned his back on the spotlight."

528
00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:52,250
‎Mm-mmm.

529
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,833
‎-Okay, how about a cowboy, huh? Strong.
‎-

530
00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:57,000
‎-
‎-Silent‎.

531
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,875
‎-Unshakable.
‎-

532
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,625
‎
‎This isn't Carletonville.

533
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:07,541
‎-‎A biker? Huh?
‎-‎Not Krugersdorp either.

534
00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:09,416
‎‎Okay, how about a pirate?

535
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:12,083
‎A pirate who just stole a treasure,

536
00:25:12,166 --> 00:25:15,000
‎and he's fleeing for his life
‎on the deep blue sea.

537
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,250
‎And everyone wants to kill him!

538
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:17,833
‎-
‎-

539
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,166
‎-There's no way.
‎-What?

540
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,583
‎We're trying to distance ourselves
‎from your criminal record.

541
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,500
‎Just to be honest, I've never
‎been convicted. In your face.

542
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,250
‎You're a farm boy, okay?

543
00:25:29,375 --> 00:25:31,125
‎Tight jeans, nice check shirt.

544
00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:33,333
‎Oof, maybe a pair of bush boots.

545
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:36,125
‎So I must look like someone
‎who sings folk‎‎music?

546
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:38,583
‎Metro farmers are trending.

547
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:42,291
‎Okay, fine. I'm a single farm boy
‎enjoying his life.

548
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,875
‎This farm boy needs a little personality.

549
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,708
‎Yes! A farm boy who…

550
00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,541
‎…breakdances, baby!

551
00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,166
‎Okay, too much personality.

552
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:55,000
‎Ooh, a writer. A thinker.

553
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,083
‎Yes, that's beautiful.

554
00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,375
‎"Captains Log. Day 300 on the open sea."

555
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:04,250
‎Okay, you're not Jack Sparrow.
‎You write romantic poetry.

556
00:26:04,916 --> 00:26:09,375
‎"I think I have scurvy. My heart's
‎topsy-turvy for a lady so curvy".

557
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:10,458
‎-
‎-Huh?

558
00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:11,708
‎Come on, Frank!

559
00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:13,875
‎What? It's called negotiating.

560
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:18,083
‎Okay, you're a farm boy
‎who writes while sailing the seas.

561
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,833
‎A single farm boy
‎who writes while sailing the seas.

562
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:23,791
‎Until he meets his soul mate.
‎His one true love.

563
00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:28,458
‎

564
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,083
‎

565
00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:35,833
‎Didn't the Titanic sink?

566
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:38,041
‎I'll green-screen it. Okay?

567
00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:40,166
‎This isn't the Titanic,

568
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:43,166
‎it's the boat we met on, in…

569
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:45,125
‎Mauritius.

570
00:26:45,208 --> 00:26:46,375
‎

571
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,875
‎How long is this gonna take?

572
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:54,708
‎So I caught a dead snoek
‎in Mauritius and you fell for me?

573
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,125
‎Sounds legit.

574
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,541
‎-This thing stinks.
‎-It's fresh snoek.

575
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,875
‎In Johannesburg?

576
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,833
‎Okay, drop the fish and come sit here,
‎and pretend to be in love with me.

577
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:02,916
‎I wish I were you, buddy.

578
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,625
‎Okay, here we go.

579
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,208
‎

580
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:08,791
‎-
‎-Yay!

581
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,125
‎-Enough? Is it--
‎-Okay, I think we've got it.

582
00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:13,458
‎Now you can go and do the Titanic pose.

583
00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:16,541
‎-Shotgun, Rose!
‎-Hold on, Rose.

584
00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,708
‎I am not drawing you naked.

585
00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:19,916
‎-Okay.
‎-

586
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:22,125
‎

587
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:27,041
‎It looks like you're holding
‎an injured seagull. Hold her properly.

588
00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:30,375
‎Okay!

589
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,125
‎-Yes.
‎-

590
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,458
‎Okay, got it?

591
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,791
‎-Yes.
‎-Cool.

592
00:27:35,875 --> 00:27:36,875
‎Ooh.

593
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:41,208
‎Is that it or is there still a-- Okay.

594
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,958
‎Mauritius!

595
00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:44,750
‎How old are you?

596
00:27:45,250 --> 00:27:48,500
‎

597
00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:53,875
‎Oh, yes.

598
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:56,750
‎-Now we're talking my language.
‎-Okay, hold on.

599
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:58,666
‎We're just here for a few photos.

600
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,916
‎This isn't my kind of music anyway.

601
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:02,833
‎Dance?

602
00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:05,708
‎Oh, maybe not.
‎Zander said it was a waste of time.

603
00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:07,041
‎
‎

604
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,208
‎Zander is a waste of time.

605
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,166
‎
‎

606
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:13,458
‎-

607
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:14,541
‎Nice!

608
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:17,541
‎-

609
00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:18,750
‎

610
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:19,833
‎See? It's not that hard.

611
00:28:19,916 --> 00:28:21,833
‎

612
00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:23,708
‎

613
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,250
‎

614
00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:26,916
‎-You ready for the move?
‎-The what?

615
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,250
‎The move.

616
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:32,750
‎

617
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:38,041
‎

618
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,083
‎

619
00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:43,958
‎

620
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:47,041
‎

621
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,333
‎

622
00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:50,666
‎

623
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,541
‎There we go. There's that smile.

624
00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:55,375
‎

625
00:28:55,458 --> 00:28:57,958
‎-This way and this way.
‎-

626
00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,000
‎

627
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,125
‎You learn fast for someone
‎from an English school.

628
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,041
‎Okay, I don't know this move.

629
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,458
‎Looks awesome.

630
00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:06,625
‎

631
00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,166
‎

632
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,625
‎

633
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,666
‎-What?
‎-Zander and his new wife.

634
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,875
‎

635
00:29:13,958 --> 00:29:15,166
‎

636
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:18,000
‎Chips, chips, chips.
‎It's the Mommy Club of the capital.

637
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,708
‎

638
00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:22,708
‎What in the Sigmund Freud?

639
00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:24,125
‎I think we should go.

640
00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:27,250
‎Want to take them on the dance floor?

641
00:29:27,875 --> 00:29:28,958
‎No, no, no, no, no.

642
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,541
‎I can't hear you.

643
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:35,625
‎

644
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:38,375
‎-Hey, we're dancing here.
‎-Cool, man.

645
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,333
‎Lienkie?

646
00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:43,583
‎

647
00:29:43,666 --> 00:29:45,750
‎Lien-Lienkie.

648
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,958
‎-Ah.
‎-Oh, hey.

649
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,958
‎-You're here.
‎-Hi.

650
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,250
‎And who is this?

651
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,083
‎Frank, but you can call me Daddy-O. Hmm?

652
00:29:56,166 --> 00:29:59,458
‎Uh, who are you to her?

653
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:03,041
‎Her lover, boyfriend, soul mate.

654
00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:04,625
‎We don't do labels.

655
00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:07,500
‎Uh, how about rebound?

656
00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:08,916
‎

657
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,166
‎So you've heard about
‎her ex-fiancé, Zepper.

658
00:30:11,250 --> 00:30:12,708
‎Um, it's Zander.

659
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,166
‎Apparently, a big loser.

660
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,916
‎-Loser?
‎-Do you want to dance?

661
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,375
‎-I'm a fast dancer.
‎-Zander, let Mommy do the talking.

662
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,333
‎Listen, you nincompoop!

663
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:23,333
‎Zander went to school.

664
00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:24,875
‎What? Primary school?

665
00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:27,375
‎Because only a fool would let
‎this vision slip through his fingers.

666
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:32,708
‎

667
00:30:33,291 --> 00:30:35,583
‎-
‎-Uh, stop that. Stop.

668
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,833
‎Zander.

669
00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:37,916
‎There you go.

670
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,375
‎

671
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,041
‎

672
00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:46,583
‎

673
00:30:46,666 --> 00:30:47,666
‎

674
00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:50,833
‎So how did you scam your way
‎into this old-age home, huh?

675
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:54,125
‎I gave a lonely old lady
‎a little bit of joy.

676
00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:56,541
‎Did you sleep with a pensioner?

677
00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,708
‎What? No!
‎What do you think of me?

678
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:01,041
‎I just watched some soaps with her
‎in the evenings.

679
00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,208
‎Yeah, free TV.

680
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:06,833
‎She had no one left, so when she died,
‎I inherited her place in the home.

681
00:31:07,583 --> 00:31:08,916
‎Doesn't it get lonely here?

682
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,041
‎Not really.

683
00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:11,291
‎I prefer it that way.

684
00:31:12,333 --> 00:31:15,250
‎How do you deal with it
‎when something happens to one of them?

685
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:18,583
‎Easy. I keep my distance
‎and I don't get too attached.

686
00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:19,750
‎How do you do that?

687
00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,791
‎Hey, what can I say?

688
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,375
‎I'm a rolling stone, baby.

689
00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:25,041
‎

690
00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:36,125
‎So, uh, what's the next strategic step
‎of the Bride of Year competition?

691
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:38,250
‎-It's a big one.
‎-Give me a clue.

692
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,000
‎You'll be on your knees.

693
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,458
‎-Okay.
‎-You'll have to rehearse your lines.

694
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,750
‎Most beautiful monologue
‎I've ever written.

695
00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:50,125
‎The judges will be in love with it.

696
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,416
‎Yeah, but will I like it?

697
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,625
‎Hmm. As long as you're not
‎scared of the outdoors.

698
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,333
‎-The what? The outdoors?
‎-

699
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:57,833
‎Lienkie, I'm terrified of the outdoors.
‎What are you talking about?

700
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,875
‎I'm afraid of bugs, snakes,

701
00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:01,375
‎bugs that look like snakes,

702
00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,791
‎snakes that look like branches,

703
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,166
‎branches that look like bugs.

704
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,750
‎-Come on.
‎-Okay, on to plan B.

705
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:11,166
‎-How do you feel about skydiving?
‎-What?

706
00:32:12,833 --> 00:32:16,166
‎-Ha, ha, Lienkie. Funny.
‎-Mm-hmm.

707
00:32:16,250 --> 00:32:18,083
‎Uh, wanna come in?

708
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,250
‎Uh, to practice the speech.

709
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:25,166
‎Oh, yes. Um… Maybe it's better

710
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,833
‎-if we don't practice too much.
‎-Yeah, yeah.

711
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:30,083
‎-It'll sound more natural.
‎-Natural, yes. Nice.

712
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:31,958
‎-That's all that I meant.
‎-Hmm.

713
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:33,875
‎Yeah.

714
00:32:33,958 --> 00:32:35,083
‎

715
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,958
‎-Good night.
‎-Good night.

716
00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:39,041
‎-Oh, uh, sorry.
‎-Oh, sorry. Uh…

717
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,083
‎Okay, um, we'll have to work on…

718
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,583
‎-on this.
‎-Okay.

719
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:49,958
‎Okay, bye.

720
00:32:51,125 --> 00:32:53,125
‎What?

721
00:32:57,833 --> 00:33:00,541
‎

722
00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:07,166
‎

723
00:33:12,625 --> 00:33:14,166
‎Frankie, my boy.

724
00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:15,916
‎-Who's the goose?
‎-

725
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,250
‎Albie, you know I hate it
‎when people just barge in here.

726
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,208
‎I'm not people. I'm your pal.

727
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:25,500
‎Who's the girl, hey? Come on, man.

728
00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:29,000
‎It's a work colleague, okay?
‎We work together.

729
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:32,708
‎It didn't look like work to me.
‎It looked more like a date.

730
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,333
‎She's part of a project. It's just a job.

731
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:39,916
‎I wish I had a job like that.

732
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,833
‎Aren't you like a hundred years old?

733
00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:45,208
‎I'm 83 and full of life.

734
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,708
‎Do you think this chick
‎has a friend for me?

735
00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,666
‎No, Albie! No, man.

736
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,333
‎Go to bed. Old people need their rest.

737
00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:56,250
‎And snot-nosed kids must learn
‎to respect their elders.

738
00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:57,333
‎

739
00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:02,958
‎

740
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,041
‎

741
00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:11,958
‎Okay, so, when
‎he pops the big question,

742
00:34:12,041 --> 00:34:15,041
‎make sure that the camera
‎is focused on my face.

743
00:34:15,125 --> 00:34:16,916
‎Okay, and we're recording it on…

744
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,541
‎-Instagram.
‎-Instagram.

745
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,041
‎Yes, I like the filter.
‎You know how it works, right?

746
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,541
‎Yes, of course.

747
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:24,125
‎-You're late.
‎-

748
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,750
‎-You told me to use the bottom gate.
‎-Mmm.

749
00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:27,958
‎It's two kilometers away.

750
00:34:28,708 --> 00:34:30,750
‎Okay. Learn your lines.

751
00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:33,166
‎This is a two-hour drama.

752
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:35,000
‎Because your love for me is epic.

753
00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:45,666
‎"For my entire life
‎I've been a lonely bachelor.

754
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:49,208
‎I was blind to my loneliness
‎until I met you.

755
00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:52,375
‎It was an earth-shattering event."

756
00:34:53,083 --> 00:34:54,125
‎No one talks like that.

757
00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:56,333
‎They do when they're in love.

758
00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:57,458
‎

759
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:58,625
‎What do you think?

760
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,583
‎Wow! Okay.

761
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,666
‎LIENKIE MARRY ME

762
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,625
‎How did you pull that off?

763
00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:07,750
‎Oh,
‎I've had ten years to plan all of this.

764
00:35:07,833 --> 00:35:09,666
‎Enough time to gather a few things.

765
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,958
‎Oh, so this isn't from Zander's proposal?

766
00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:13,875
‎Um, no.

767
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:18,333
‎We were grocery shopping when Zander said
‎that his mom wouldn't stop nagging him,

768
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:21,000
‎so we'd better get married
‎and be done with it.

769
00:35:21,958 --> 00:35:23,500
‎Are you ready for the big moment?

770
00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:25,541
‎Yeah.

771
00:35:28,708 --> 00:35:32,875
‎Okay, lights in broad daylight.

772
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,583
‎Okay. Come on, old man.

773
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:36,250
‎At least you're pretty.

774
00:35:44,125 --> 00:35:48,000
‎Oh, darling!

775
00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,833
‎It's absolutely breathtaking!

776
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,208
‎

777
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:57,166
‎Lienkie, for my entire life,
‎I've been a lonely bachelor.

778
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:00,916
‎An earth-shattering soul mate.

779
00:36:01,833 --> 00:36:07,750
‎And I didn't know I was so lonely
‎until I met you, because you…

780
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,000
‎

781
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,458
‎You, um…

782
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:15,791
‎Fill a void in your soul that you
‎never knew existed, right, darling?

783
00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,166
‎Exactly that.

784
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:21,125
‎Uh, because you, darling…

785
00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:26,791
‎"Without you… I can't live.

786
00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:30,083
‎Can't we just forget
‎and forgive, darling?"

787
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:32,000
‎Gé Korsten? Really?

788
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:36,875
‎No, Lienkie. "I'm your… captain.

789
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:40,625
‎And I'm setting the sails
‎because you're mine.

790
00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,666
‎You're no loose flooze anymore. You…

791
00:36:44,750 --> 00:36:47,083
‎I want to be your dancing queen.

792
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:48,666
‎Okay.

793
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,333
‎Lienkie Koekemoer…

794
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:53,291
‎

795
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,125
‎Will you…

796
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:57,250
‎…please--

797
00:36:57,333 --> 00:36:59,458
‎-
‎-Hey!

798
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:01,625
‎-What's wrong?
‎-There's a bug in my shirt.

799
00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:02,916
‎-What?
‎-There's a bug in my shirt!

800
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,333
‎-There's a bug in my shirt, Lienkie!
‎-Okay, okay!

801
00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:07,291
‎I told you I hated the outdoors!
‎And now we're here!

802
00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,000
‎Don't move! Okay.

803
00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:13,125
‎
‎Okay, it's a Parktown prawn.

804
00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,250
‎Shit! It's in my pants!

805
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,125
‎-Lienkie, it's in my pants!
‎-

806
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:18,708
‎-Get it out!
‎-Okay, okay.

807
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:21,333
‎-Lienkie, pull off my pants!
‎-Fine! Stop squirming.

808
00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:24,666
‎-Pull off my pants, Lienkie!
‎-Stop squirming! I've got it!

809
00:37:24,750 --> 00:37:26,000
‎-
‎-

810
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,916
‎

811
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:31,458
‎

812
00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:34,541
‎-You owe me.
‎-

813
00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:36,458
‎-You owe me.
‎-

814
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:37,833
‎You owe me big time.

815
00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:39,875
‎

816
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,791
‎Is this the engagement
‎you've always dreamed of?

817
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,875
‎
‎All my fantasies have come true.

818
00:37:46,958 --> 00:37:48,375
‎

819
00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:52,000
‎In my day, we would
‎leave that type of thing for marriage.

820
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:54,916
‎Well, you did pull my pants down
‎before the wedding.

821
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
‎

822
00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:01,416
‎Whew!

823
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,250
‎Okay, so everyone is okay again.

824
00:38:03,750 --> 00:38:07,416
‎I ran, but it's fine.

825
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,625
‎"Save to Instagram".

826
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,750
‎

827
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,666
‎There's no such thing.

828
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:15,625
‎OUR VISION

829
00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:18,125
‎The fundamental question now…

830
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:22,500
‎…is are we going to win Mrs. South Africa
‎before or after the baby?

831
00:38:24,208 --> 00:38:25,625
‎-Okay.
‎-

832
00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:29,208
‎-
‎-It better not be that new intern.

833
00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,625
‎-Lienkie?
‎-Johannika!

834
00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:32,708
‎She's, uh…

835
00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:35,291
‎-engaged.
‎-

836
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,166
‎Can't be. To whom?

837
00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:40,791
‎Don't tell me it's
‎that scruffy nitwit we met at the bar.

838
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:42,125
‎-
‎-Yes.

839
00:38:42,208 --> 00:38:45,500
‎
‎Some way to make a fool of yourself.

840
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,541
‎-Good grief! Send it to me.
‎-

841
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,541
‎The ladies in my club
‎are going to love it.

842
00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:51,333
‎-Sent.
‎-

843
00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:55,666
‎Deleted. Hopefully we were in time.

844
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:58,791
‎-Barely up five minutes.
‎-Yeah. I'm sure no one saw it.

845
00:38:59,750 --> 00:39:00,750
‎But did it look cool?

846
00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:05,208
‎-
‎-

847
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:07,083
‎I don't know. What is he doing?

848
00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:09,916
‎

849
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,208
‎
‎

850
00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:15,333
‎

851
00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,250
‎

852
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,208
‎

853
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,000
‎-

854
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
‎

855
00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:24,916
‎-

856
00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:29,208
‎-Wow, this is bad.
‎-

857
00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:30,625
‎Can I lick the bowl?

858
00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:31,708
‎-No.
‎-What?

859
00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:34,041
‎No, you'll lick yourself
‎into a diabetic coma, man.

860
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:36,833
‎You know, it's that attitude
‎that makes people steal your credit card.

861
00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,583
‎Oh!

862
00:39:38,666 --> 00:39:42,000
‎And I thought it was because of
‎your love of a garage pie.

863
00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:44,916
‎-Well-played.
‎-

864
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:54,833
‎-What?
‎-Nothing.

865
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,708
‎I'm just watching you enjoy your work.

866
00:39:57,958 --> 00:39:59,000
‎

867
00:39:59,083 --> 00:40:00,541
‎It doesn't feel like work.

868
00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:05,750
‎And anyway, this one is for you.

869
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:09,166
‎-Some extra sugar. Mmm.
‎-Oh, wow. And a heart.

870
00:40:09,250 --> 00:40:10,416
‎-
‎-Thank you.

871
00:40:11,458 --> 00:40:12,708
‎

872
00:40:13,791 --> 00:40:16,125
‎Oh, f… Dammit!

873
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,666
‎And now? What's wrong?

874
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:20,000
‎No, nothing. Everything's fine.

875
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,416
‎How about a social media break
‎for a week, huh?

876
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,541
‎How does that sound?

877
00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:28,125
‎They say it's terrible,
‎especially for your mental health.

878
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,583
‎So a bit of an information detox?

879
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:33,833
‎Okay, can't be that bad. Give here.

880
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,208
‎Our video sort of went viral.

881
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,875
‎

882
00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,125
‎

883
00:40:43,625 --> 00:40:46,041
‎Yeah. We're famous.

884
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,333
‎Kill me.

885
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,708
‎It's not that bad, Lienkie.

886
00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:50,875
‎

887
00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:53,458
‎

888
00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:54,666
‎Okay.

889
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:58,000
‎-Well, there goes Bride of the Year.
‎-What?

890
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,500
‎You must be relieved.

891
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:05,000
‎-No, we can make another plan.
‎-No, they want the perfect story.

892
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:09,041
‎Not a mad woman tackling her half-naked,
‎screaming floozy‎‎into the dam.

893
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,541
‎-Lienkie, we can--
‎-

894
00:41:11,625 --> 00:41:12,708
‎

895
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,875
‎Lienkie. Lienkie!

896
00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,500
‎Wedding Fever wants
‎a live stream interview with us.

897
00:41:22,583 --> 00:41:23,625
‎They love our video.

898
00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:26,416
‎Frank, if you're lying to me now…

899
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,125
‎Lienkie, I'd never lie to you.

900
00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:32,125
‎Okay, I'd never lie to you
‎about something this important.

901
00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:34,083
‎

902
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,916
‎We need a wedding venue.

903
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:38,583
‎Okay, wait. So operation "Find a jailbird

904
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:40,833
‎so my ex won't win Bride of the Year"
‎is back on?

905
00:41:40,916 --> 00:41:43,791
‎Ouch! Jailbird?
‎After everything I've done for you?

906
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:48,500
‎-Fine.
‎-Yes!

907
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:51,500
‎

908
00:41:52,541 --> 00:41:55,291
‎It's more of a cemetery
‎than a wedding venue.

909
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:59,875
‎

910
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:02,041
‎

911
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:03,666
‎

912
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:05,500
‎

913
00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:07,291
‎

914
00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:08,708
‎Uh, where did you hear that?

915
00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:10,500
‎It's trending on TikTok.

916
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:16,791
‎And tell me why you didn't tell us
‎that you were going to tie the knot.

917
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:19,791
‎-We are practically family.
‎-We're neighbors, Uncle Albie.

918
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:22,041
‎Hi.

919
00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,416
‎Where have you been all my life?

920
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,625
‎In diapers, Uncle.

921
00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:33,125
‎Okay, we'll chat later.

922
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:36,458
‎And the gardening club
‎will do the flowers.

923
00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:38,666
‎Yeah. And I-I've been married four times,

924
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,583
‎so I can handle the ceremony.

925
00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:42,958
‎Okay, but we're not really…
‎It's just a… um…

926
00:42:43,041 --> 00:42:46,791
‎-We actually have a plan.
‎-I'd really love to help. May I, please?

927
00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,708
‎Auntie, it'll be a small ceremony.
‎Just some--

928
00:42:48,791 --> 00:42:50,250
‎Over my dead body.

929
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:54,000
‎This could possibly be the last wedding

930
00:42:54,916 --> 00:42:57,666
‎that we'll experience in our lifetimes.

931
00:43:00,958 --> 00:43:02,416
‎-Then we'll go all out, Auntie.
‎-

932
00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,791
‎-
‎-Yay!

933
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,666
‎-We're having a wedding!
‎-

934
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:13,208
‎Okay, hopefully tomorrow at the Bridal
‎Expo we'll get a couple of good deals.

935
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,500
‎Okay, my credit card is maxed out, so…

936
00:43:15,583 --> 00:43:17,041
‎Hmm, weird.

937
00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:18,458
‎Mine was stolen the other day.

938
00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:20,416
‎Hmm. I'll have to give Jerry a call.

939
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,833
‎-Wow, I can't wait to be married to you.
‎-Hmm.

940
00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:24,166
‎-I'll make a plan.
‎-

941
00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:27,750
‎

942
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:47,375
‎

943
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:49,583
‎Oh, it's like a dream.

944
00:43:49,666 --> 00:43:52,000
‎Yes, where a squint-eyed murderer
‎cuts your throat.

945
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,916
‎-Why don't you like weddings?
‎-It's a scam. Look here.

946
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,500
‎4,000 just for seat covers.

947
00:43:57,583 --> 00:43:59,625
‎You know how many farts
‎get on these seat covers?

948
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,833
‎It's not as if the wedding day
‎means anything.

949
00:44:02,916 --> 00:44:06,250
‎Weddings, they bring family, bring joy.

950
00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:08,375
‎It's the whole shebang. It's where
‎everything is supposed to start.

951
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,833
‎Well, it's where everything ended
‎for my parents.

952
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:13,416
‎-Look at this. Disgusting.
‎-Hi, hi, hi, you two.

953
00:44:13,500 --> 00:44:14,833
‎-How about a sample?
‎-Ooh.

954
00:44:14,916 --> 00:44:16,291
‎Afro-Asian fusion.

955
00:44:18,166 --> 00:44:20,125
‎-Mmm.
‎-For just 500 bucks.

956
00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,875
‎-Oh, that's not bad.
‎-Per head.

957
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,291
‎Okay, you should have your head examined.

958
00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:26,041
‎Okay, relax. Let's keep looking.

959
00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:27,500
‎Do we have to go so big?

960
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:30,916
‎Yes, after our viral video,
‎everyone will want to see our wedding,

961
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,333
‎so we have to go big.

962
00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:34,375
‎Let's see what we can afford, huh?

963
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,708
‎Okay, what my credit card can afford.

964
00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:40,708
‎Ah. Now you're sounding
‎like marriage material.

965
00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:42,416
‎BRIDE OF THE YEAR

966
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:46,333
‎Yes, first princess in 1989.

967
00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:48,291
‎My daughter-in-law is following
‎in my footsteps.

968
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:52,000
‎-She's already Bride of the Month.
‎-With the perfect mother-in-law

969
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,208
‎-at my side.
‎-Aw.

970
00:44:53,291 --> 00:44:56,791
‎-
‎-And of course my Zan-Zan. Right, baby?

971
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,833
‎Let's take a picture for the fans.
‎

972
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,833
‎I could've sworn I just saw Lienkie.

973
00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:06,375
‎I thought I could smell
‎something desperate.

974
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,500
‎Come on, babe.

975
00:45:12,916 --> 00:45:15,333
‎We can't even afford the invitations.

976
00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,833
‎Okay, hear me out.

977
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:21,041
‎On Wednesdays there's a soup kitchen
‎at the old age home.

978
00:45:21,125 --> 00:45:22,666
‎We can get married there.
‎Catering covered.

979
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:25,458
‎Or in the sick bay.
‎Yummy jelly and custard.

980
00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:26,958
‎-That's actually amazing.
‎-

981
00:45:27,041 --> 00:45:29,291
‎-It sounds incredible.
‎-We won't win Bride of the Month that way.

982
00:45:29,375 --> 00:45:31,041
‎And then it would've all been in vain.

983
00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,458
‎Weddings don't matter.

984
00:45:33,541 --> 00:45:36,208
‎-This one matters.
‎-‎Ay ay ay.

985
00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,708
‎But you've been through
‎this nonsense before.

986
00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:40,916
‎No, Norma planned everything.

987
00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:44,291
‎Why did you stay for so long?

988
00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:47,250
‎I grew up in a children's home.

989
00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,291
‎Kept moving around from A to B.

990
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:55,625
‎I used to find it strange
‎that it was called a home.

991
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,875
‎I just knew that when I got married…

992
00:46:00,875 --> 00:46:02,916
‎I'd finally have a real home.

993
00:46:04,416 --> 00:46:06,000
‎My perfect home.

994
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:12,208
‎Sorry.

995
00:46:15,166 --> 00:46:16,708
‎Do you want a bite of my pie?

996
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:20,250
‎-Okay, not that much.
‎-

997
00:46:20,333 --> 00:46:21,541
‎-Geez, that was…
‎-Mmm.

998
00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:22,791
‎…unnecessary.

999
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,708
‎You know we're not a good match.

1000
00:46:25,791 --> 00:46:28,333
‎-I mean, not at all.
‎-Not at all.

1001
00:46:28,416 --> 00:46:29,916
‎I'm not a good match for anyone.

1002
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,791
‎I think Norma and Zander realized that
‎long before I did.

1003
00:46:34,916 --> 00:46:35,958
‎

1004
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,208
‎What am I doing, Frank?

1005
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,291
‎Um, getting revenge because
‎they're assholes, and they deserve it.

1006
00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:46,541
‎

1007
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,500
‎Okay, let's go.

1008
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:55,333
‎Let the show begin.

1009
00:46:55,416 --> 00:46:57,083
‎Are you familiar with the French saying,

1010
00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:59,250
‎
‎"Fake it till you make it"?

1011
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:02,833
‎I thought so.
‎Well, now you are. Watch this move.

1012
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:07,750
‎Your turn.

1013
00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:10,041
‎Hmm?

1014
00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:13,625
‎Attitude and attitude.
‎Chin up and attitude.

1015
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:17,833
‎Attitude and attitude. Attitude, attitude.

1016
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,250
‎-Peonies and orchids…
‎-

1017
00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,666
‎…this time of year?

1018
00:47:40,750 --> 00:47:43,041
‎-What's your budget?
‎-Ah. ‎Ma chérie!

1019
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,375
‎There you are!

1020
00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:48,583
‎Ooh, la la!
‎Who is this beautiful man-boy, huh?

1021
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,875
‎Werner. Blooming Divine.

1022
00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:53,250
‎Okay, Ja-kwes.

1023
00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:55,625
‎Wedding planner extraordinaire.

1024
00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,250
‎But we can only fit you in
‎in two weeks time.

1025
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,416
‎Sorry. We are very busy.

1026
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,708
‎Oh, so am I. Fully booked.

1027
00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:03,166
‎Ooh, we are so lucky that Ja-kwes
‎flew out to South Africa.

1028
00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:05,291
‎Yes, the first time I was here, oh,

1029
00:48:05,375 --> 00:48:07,125
‎I fell in love with
‎this beautiful country.

1030
00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:09,041
‎I was doing Rolene and D'Niel's wedding.

1031
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:10,583
‎Oh. Out of this world!

1032
00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:11,666
‎How does that song go?

1033
00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,833
‎

1034
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,125
‎Rolene--

1035
00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:17,708
‎

1036
00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:19,833
‎Rolene? As in Miss Universe?

1037
00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:25,500
‎Of course. Frank… ly, Ja-kwes only caters
‎for the super-rich and the super-famous.

1038
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:27,000
‎Where is Fleur?

1039
00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:30,125
‎She always does my wedding installations.

1040
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:33,500
‎Oh, Ja-kwes connected her
‎to Christo Wiese, the billionaire.

1041
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:34,708
‎Or was it the Ruperts?

1042
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:38,166
‎Ah, potato, tomato. Who knows, anyway?

1043
00:48:38,250 --> 00:48:40,291
‎Oh, no! Look at this color scheme!

1044
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:43,208
‎Is it 2020? No!
‎We get out of here right now.

1045
00:48:43,291 --> 00:48:47,083
‎Hang on, hang on, hang on.
‎I'll sponsor all the flowers for free.

1046
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:52,375
‎But they have to match the invitations
‎and the, uh, table decor.

1047
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:55,500
‎Yes, yes, yes. I know someone
‎at Wedding Solutions

1048
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,000
‎and she is to die for.

1049
00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,708
‎No! No one must die!

1050
00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:01,041
‎The ambassador is flying in!

1051
00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,541
‎Okay, you're doing
‎this woman's hair and makeup for free.

1052
00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:06,583
‎This French pain in the ass
‎will make us famous.

1053
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:08,666
‎So this is Marlene

1054
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,791
‎and she will do all the hair
‎and makeup and nails for free.

1055
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:15,916
‎Hmm, maybe. I'll give you the call.

1056
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,583
‎Thank you, pain in the ass.

1057
00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:19,666
‎

1058
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:24,083
‎Did I mention a certain
‎Mr. Siya might be getting remarried soon

1059
00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:25,833
‎and there might be some, uh, services--

1060
00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:27,791
‎Please, please, please
‎don't break my heart.

1061
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,250
‎-We supply the best crystal glasses.
‎-Oh, lovely.

1062
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:33,791
‎Ja-kwes, please take a look at our menu.
‎We have a wide range of seafood.

1063
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,166
‎Our china is divine.

1064
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:36,625
‎Okay, stop it!

1065
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,916
‎Firstly, look after this beautiful bride.

1066
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,875
‎-Move!
‎-

1067
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:45,875
‎You know the things I said
‎about orchids being rare? They're not.

1068
00:49:45,958 --> 00:49:48,000
‎I can organize them for you
‎even if they are rare,

1069
00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:50,416
‎but we can go more rare.

1070
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:52,375
‎We can go more rare.

1071
00:49:52,916 --> 00:49:55,416
‎Yes. We can get anything you need.

1072
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,333
‎-So, I was thinking…
‎-

1073
00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,666
‎Out of my face, everyone.

1074
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,291
‎SWEET TOOTH

1075
00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:05,125
‎I can't believe that worked.

1076
00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,458
‎-Did you see Werner checking you out hey?
‎-Yeah.

1077
00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:10,166
‎He was checking you out,
‎Ja-kwes, wasn't he, huh?

1078
00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,500
‎-Christo Wiese and Ruperts, huh? Hello!
‎-It's you!

1079
00:50:12,583 --> 00:50:14,000
‎You made me say stupid things, man!

1080
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:15,250
‎-Me?
‎-Yes!

1081
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:18,041
‎You're the one who took us to that
‎stupid place in the first place.

1082
00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:19,708
‎

1083
00:50:23,375 --> 00:50:26,125
‎The list!
‎Let's see what we still need.

1084
00:50:27,583 --> 00:50:32,708
‎Okay, dress, shoes, flowers,
‎venue, food, makeup, and drinks.

1085
00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:36,541
‎-What else?
‎-One very important thing.

1086
00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:38,250
‎-It's a tough one.
‎-

1087
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,083
‎Ja-kwes is formidable.

1088
00:50:42,166 --> 00:50:45,500
‎Hmm, Ja-kwes needs
‎to be more than formidable I'm afraid.

1089
00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:46,958
‎Are you ready for a challenge?

1090
00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:49,333
‎-Um, does Faf wear tight undies?
‎-

1091
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,416
‎Are you picturing Faf de Klerk
‎in undies now?

1092
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,125
‎

1093
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,083
‎JEANETICS HAIR

1094
00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,041
‎Is this a birdcage?

1095
00:51:03,958 --> 00:51:06,625
‎Trust me, I have shot them all.

1096
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:11,583
‎Petra, Susan, Marelize,
‎Shanté, Juané, Carlien…

1097
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:13,458
‎-Van Jaarsveld?
‎-Hattingh.

1098
00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:16,833
‎Brides of the Year.

1099
00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:20,916
‎2017, 2018, 2019…

1100
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,583
‎Oh, 2020, I was robbed that year.

1101
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,458
‎Robbed, I tell you.

1102
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:30,750
‎2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025.

1103
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:35,750
‎Oh! Sheryl van Deventer.
‎She was also Miss Hartenbos.

1104
00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,250
‎Where do I know you from?

1105
00:51:39,833 --> 00:51:42,166
‎Oh, we're kind of, sort of famous.

1106
00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:46,083
‎So is Eben Etzebeth and still
‎I couldn't find a gap to squeeze him in.

1107
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:50,125
‎-150,000 views on Instagram.
‎-Yep.

1108
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,708
‎Really?

1109
00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:57,000
‎Oh, that is my personal little gallery.

1110
00:51:57,083 --> 00:52:00,875
‎I call it "
‎Where art and disaster meet."

1111
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:05,041
‎Now, that's where you end up
‎when your big day goes wrong.

1112
00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:08,333
‎Look at her falling. Sorry.

1113
00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,833
‎Much like this meeting.

1114
00:52:10,916 --> 00:52:13,333
‎I'm gonna be honest with you.
‎I'm not feeling this.

1115
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,041
‎You can go. Hmph.

1116
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,333
‎That's all.

1117
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:19,708
‎I want to win Bride of the Year.

1118
00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,958
‎You and 905 other hopefuls, babe.

1119
00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,833
‎And I've already declined 903 of them,

1120
00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:28,166
‎so you'll have to bring something better
‎than Instagram views to the table.

1121
00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,375
‎My photos tell a story.

1122
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:36,208
‎The story behind the story.
‎The raw narrative ya know?

1123
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,625
‎Something that'll capture the public.

1124
00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:42,625
‎Emotions that I can capture
‎and interpret with the camera.

1125
00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:45,583
‎Here's your story.

1126
00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:50,333
‎This woman was cheated on and humiliated
‎on her wedding day.

1127
00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:52,208
‎Rejected by her fiancé,
‎the love of her life--

1128
00:52:52,291 --> 00:52:54,375
‎Okay, thank you, Frank.
‎I think he gets the idea.

1129
00:52:56,666 --> 00:52:58,125
‎

1130
00:53:01,791 --> 00:53:04,416
‎

1131
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,750
‎How could I forget?

1132
00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:09,708
‎That nose is unforgettable.

1133
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:12,750
‎That's it.

1134
00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:16,208
‎-The tale of the Phoenix.
‎-

1135
00:53:16,291 --> 00:53:21,833
‎A woman liberated from her pain
‎and humiliation…

1136
00:53:22,416 --> 00:53:25,083
‎Oh. You need a true artist
‎to tell this story.

1137
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,708
‎Yes, yes. That's it.

1138
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,000
‎You, baby, you are the one.

1139
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:35,500
‎You are my 2026.

1140
00:53:35,583 --> 00:53:36,875
‎

1141
00:53:36,958 --> 00:53:38,541
‎-Cool.
‎-Awesome.

1142
00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:40,916
‎Is this photo for sale?

1143
00:53:41,833 --> 00:53:43,833
‎Hmm. Not a chance.

1144
00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:48,333
‎ This one's got personality.

1145
00:53:48,416 --> 00:53:50,958
‎Hmm. A different one every day.

1146
00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:52,250
‎Found it. Sorry.

1147
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,083
‎-See you soon.
‎-Mm-hmm.

1148
00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:57,291
‎What is your rush?

1149
00:53:59,833 --> 00:54:01,458
‎

1150
00:54:02,708 --> 00:54:03,958
‎

1151
00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:07,083
‎The worst moment of my life.

1152
00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:10,500
‎Sorry. It was a stupid idea.

1153
00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,041
‎-I'll take it back. Sorry.
‎-No.

1154
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,041
‎Thank you.

1155
00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:23,125
‎-Okay.
‎-I still have a pie in the oven

1156
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,791
‎that we can reheat if you want.

1157
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,750
‎Surprise!

1158
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,541
‎-
‎-Whoa, okay.

1159
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,041
‎Uh, a man can't get married
‎without a proper stag party.

1160
00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:36,833
‎

1161
00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:38,416
‎Welcome.

1162
00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:42,208
‎-Did they kidnap you?
‎-Basically.

1163
00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:45,583
‎Can you please keep
‎that handsy Albie away from me?

1164
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,833
‎BRIDE

1165
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,916
‎We could always have a double wedding.

1166
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:50,958
‎Hmm. Yeehaw!

1167
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:52,750
‎You really didn't have to do this.

1168
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:57,583
‎Frankie, we're as old as the mountains.
‎Just let us enjoy this.

1169
00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,708
‎Okay, I'll put the kettle on.

1170
00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:05,333
‎No, sweetheart! We have something
‎a little bit more exciting in mind.

1171
00:55:05,416 --> 00:55:06,875
‎

1172
00:55:06,958 --> 00:55:07,958
‎

1173
00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:10,458
‎

1174
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,208
‎

1175
00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:16,083
‎

1176
00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:18,583
‎

1177
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:21,583
‎

1178
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:23,791
‎

1179
00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:26,083
‎

1180
00:55:26,166 --> 00:55:28,750
‎These old-timers know how to party.

1181
00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:30,958
‎BRIDE TO BE

1182
00:55:31,041 --> 00:55:32,250
‎

1183
00:55:32,750 --> 00:55:35,375
‎Hey. Come shake your booty.

1184
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,833
‎-Huh?
‎-Check this.

1185
00:55:39,750 --> 00:55:41,291
‎Best hooch in town.

1186
00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:43,958
‎Are you coming?

1187
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,958
‎Not even if I had to choose
‎between you and a cripple cockroach.

1188
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:50,041
‎And what if the cockroach can't make it?

1189
00:55:50,958 --> 00:55:53,041
‎Hey, I'm watching you.

1190
00:55:54,208 --> 00:55:57,083
‎There aren't many of them left
‎in the village, hmm.

1191
00:55:57,166 --> 00:55:58,750
‎Is that so?

1192
00:55:58,833 --> 00:56:00,500
‎

1193
00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:04,833
‎

1194
00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:08,708
‎Hey, you with the pretty eyes,
‎you wanna dance?

1195
00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,291
‎You know I'm not a great dancer.

1196
00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,166
‎That's because you've never had
‎the right partner.

1197
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,750
‎Frankie Footloose.

1198
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,208
‎And his goose.

1199
00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:23,500
‎Yeehaw! In the house.

1200
00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:27,750
‎Okay.

1201
00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:29,375
‎Take it easy, Rocky.

1202
00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:31,416
‎-Just relax.
‎-

1203
00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,291
‎

1204
00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:35,875
‎

1205
00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:38,708
‎

1206
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:41,416
‎

1207
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,000
‎

1208
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,541
‎

1209
00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:49,083
‎

1210
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:51,875
‎

1211
00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:57,541
‎

1212
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:01,541
‎

1213
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:05,041
‎

1214
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:10,041
‎Listen, I'm pretty sure that old lady
‎on the scooter is dead.

1215
00:57:10,125 --> 00:57:12,333
‎-
‎-Did you see how she danced?

1216
00:57:13,125 --> 00:57:15,541
‎-There you go.
‎-Thank you.

1217
00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:17,375
‎-Cheers.
‎-Cheers.

1218
00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:26,125
‎So, will Sleeping Beauty be able to get
‎her feet into her wedding shoes tomorrow?

1219
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,000
‎You mean Cinderella?

1220
00:57:30,083 --> 00:57:32,833
‎You might need
‎a few lessons in fairy tales.

1221
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,208
‎All those stories are the same.

1222
00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:38,750
‎"And they lived happily ever after."
‎It's so unrealistic.

1223
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,708
‎What is your problem with marriage?

1224
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:45,041
‎Nothing. I just haven't seen one
‎work out, that's all.

1225
00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:46,625
‎Hmm. How many have you seen?

1226
00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,791
‎Well, I have first-hand experience
‎of my parents.

1227
00:57:58,291 --> 00:58:01,083
‎It's the same old cliché story.

1228
00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:05,083
‎They were barely 18 when she got pregnant,
‎and my dad was old-school,

1229
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:08,583
‎so he did the "right thing"
‎and they got married.

1230
00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:13,083
‎Let's just say I didn't have
‎the happiest of childhoods.

1231
00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:18,083
‎It's just the atmosphere
‎in the house and the fights.

1232
00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,833
‎They were trapped in an unhappy marriage
‎and it was my fault.

1233
00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,000
‎

1234
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:29,333
‎Albie, it's bedtime.

1235
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,750
‎Albie, hey.

1236
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:35,083
‎Keep your hands off me, woman.

1237
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,333
‎Time for bed, Uncle Albie.

1238
00:58:36,416 --> 00:58:37,416
‎-Oh.
‎-

1239
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,875
‎-There you go.
‎-

1240
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,000
‎It's okay.

1241
00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:44,916
‎

1242
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,625
‎

1243
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:04,333
‎SLOWLY

1244
00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,041
‎Come on, Frank.
‎You've done this a million times.

1245
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,291
‎

1246
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:29,541
‎Hey! Frankie Footloose in the house.

1247
00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:31,333
‎You look snazzy.

1248
00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:33,041
‎-What can I say?
‎-

1249
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,208
‎Thank you.

1250
00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,375
‎-Wow, that's pretty.
‎-Thank you.

1251
00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:40,083
‎It's better to just keep things simple.

1252
00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:42,000
‎Will we get to taste it?

1253
00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:44,125
‎Yes, there's a whole
‎cake-cutting ceremony.

1254
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,958
‎We need it for the photos.

1255
00:59:46,041 --> 00:59:47,250
‎Oh, thank you.

1256
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,375
‎Hmm. What's that?

1257
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:53,041
‎Well, at a real wedding, they keep
‎two slices for the bridal couple

1258
00:59:53,125 --> 00:59:56,083
‎that they can eat a year later
‎on their first wedding anniversary.

1259
00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:57,750
‎Sweet.

1260
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,208
‎For a real wedding, of course.

1261
01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,208
‎It was always special for me

1262
01:00:03,291 --> 01:00:06,875
‎that something that I created
‎will be with them for that first year.

1263
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:10,750
‎As if I were part of a family,
‎just for a while.

1264
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,416
‎It's silly, I know.

1265
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,125
‎No, I don't think it's silly.

1266
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,333
‎Oh, I need to get dressed.

1267
01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:21,916
‎We can't keep our guests waiting,
‎fake wedding or not.

1268
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,291
‎-Here we go.
‎-

1269
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:29,958
‎Okay, you two… showtime.

1270
01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:34,875
‎

1271
01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,000
‎Remember, you have
‎a trouser fitting later today.

1272
01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:42,708
‎This Bride of the Year
‎business is hard work.

1273
01:00:42,791 --> 01:00:45,333
‎Don't worry, babe.
‎It'll be worth it when we win.

1274
01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:46,875
‎-
‎-If we win.

1275
01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:48,750
‎When we win.

1276
01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,666
‎I never come second, you got it?

1277
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:54,083
‎Zander, don't forget.
‎You have a trouser fitting later today.

1278
01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:55,541
‎I already reminded him, Mom.

1279
01:00:56,416 --> 01:00:57,416
‎"Mams."

1280
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,625
‎-
‎-

1281
01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:02,166
‎I knew something was going on.

1282
01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:05,291
‎-What?
‎-This is a Martin photo.

1283
01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:06,458
‎Look at the watermark.

1284
01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,916
‎And the only people who hire Martin--

1285
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,125
‎Are people who want to win the title.

1286
01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:17,000
‎Oh, please. She will never enter.
‎Not after all the drama.

1287
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,041
‎She definitely has a bone to pick with us.

1288
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,375
‎-It's your bone she wants to pick.
‎-

1289
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:24,500
‎-
‎-

1290
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:26,750
‎Norma, my angel.

1291
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:29,958
‎Listen, I can't talk right now.
‎I'm getting ready for a shoot.

1292
01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,833
‎For my ex-daughter-in-law's wedding?

1293
01:01:32,916 --> 01:01:34,833
‎

1294
01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:35,916
‎Are you psychic?

1295
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,583
‎Oh, Martin, love. Be a darling
‎and send me a pin, please, sweetie?

1296
01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:42,583
‎

1297
01:01:52,958 --> 01:01:55,875
‎-
‎-

1298
01:01:55,958 --> 01:01:57,666
‎

1299
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,333
‎You're catching flies, my boy.

1300
01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:04,416
‎

1301
01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:08,833
‎

1302
01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:14,458
‎I never had a daughter
‎that I could share this moment with.

1303
01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:19,291
‎Thank you for making us part
‎of your big day.

1304
01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:21,166
‎Thank you.

1305
01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:24,416
‎

1306
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:30,041
‎-You look beautiful.
‎-Thanks.

1307
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:34,291
‎I give you my whole heart. I am yours.

1308
01:02:35,208 --> 01:02:36,208
‎Forever.

1309
01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:40,958
‎I want to grow old with you and dance
‎until we have blisters on our feet.

1310
01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:43,958
‎For as long as I live, I'm yours, Lienkie.

1311
01:02:44,041 --> 01:02:45,041
‎

1312
01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:49,458
‎I declare you now husband and wife.

1313
01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,458
‎You may kiss the bride.

1314
01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:53,541
‎

1315
01:02:53,625 --> 01:02:54,875
‎Uh, what?

1316
01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:57,833
‎You have to kiss the bride.

1317
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:02,583
‎-Uh, okay. We'll take it slow.
‎-Mm-hmm.

1318
01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:04,833
‎Oh. Ooh.

1319
01:03:04,916 --> 01:03:07,041
‎-
‎-

1320
01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:08,916
‎Excuse me. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

1321
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:12,083
‎Whoa. Hey, hi, you two.

1322
01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:13,791
‎This isn't your first time.

1323
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,916
‎Maybe not in front of an audience,
‎but it's like riding a bike.

1324
01:03:18,416 --> 01:03:20,708
‎Try again. Deep breath.

1325
01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,125
‎Go for it.

1326
01:03:24,666 --> 01:03:26,833
‎

1327
01:03:45,458 --> 01:03:48,666
‎

1328
01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:55,000
‎Party time!

1329
01:03:55,083 --> 01:03:56,916
‎

1330
01:03:58,583 --> 01:04:01,500
‎Well, now I see
‎how you manage to fool people.

1331
01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:04,041
‎You're one to talk, Sandra Prinsloo.

1332
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,208
‎I don't like lying to people like this.

1333
01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:09,041
‎Hey, it's just
‎a pretend wedding, remember?

1334
01:04:10,041 --> 01:04:13,125
‎

1335
01:04:17,833 --> 01:04:19,875
‎

1336
01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:05,833
‎

1337
01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:28,166
‎

1338
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:29,875
‎See you. Drive safe.

1339
01:05:31,166 --> 01:05:34,500
‎That was, uh…

1340
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:37,708
‎-
‎-That was absolutely incredible.

1341
01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:42,750
‎The judges will lap it up.

1342
01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:46,875
‎And the kiss?

1343
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:48,416
‎How was that?

1344
01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:51,500
‎I mean, was it believable?

1345
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:53,916
‎I almost fell for it.

1346
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,875
‎I'll submit the registration form
‎as soon as possible.

1347
01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:01,250
‎Okay, great.

1348
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,958
‎

1349
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,333
‎Good night, my darling wife.

1350
01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,000
‎Good night, husband dearest.

1351
01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:18,333
‎

1352
01:06:28,833 --> 01:06:31,083
‎Frank.

1353
01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:33,166
‎

1354
01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:43,250
‎

1355
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,416
‎Naomi?

1356
01:06:50,666 --> 01:06:53,500
‎Naomi Esterhuyzen.

1357
01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,750
‎Norma.

1358
01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:59,333
‎Norma Prinsloo. We were both
‎in Bride of the Year, 1989.

1359
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:02,250
‎

1360
01:07:02,333 --> 01:07:04,166
‎You… You look healthy.

1361
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,500
‎-Thank you.
‎-

1362
01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:10,541
‎-Not quite as healthy as you.
‎-

1363
01:07:11,333 --> 01:07:15,625
‎I read somewhere that you are judging
‎this year's competition.

1364
01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:18,791
‎Yes, indeed.
‎Must say, no easy task.

1365
01:07:18,875 --> 01:07:20,541
‎I can imagine.

1366
01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:23,875
‎Why don't we share a salad and catch up.
‎What do you say?

1367
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:27,625
‎But I was under the impression
‎that you loathed me

1368
01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:28,708
‎because I won back then.

1369
01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:31,083
‎Naomi, don't be ridiculous.

1370
01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:37,000
‎It was an absolute honor
‎to be your first princess back in the day.

1371
01:07:37,083 --> 01:07:39,250
‎-
‎-Can you believe it?

1372
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:44,541
‎

1373
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,791
‎REGISTER FOR BRIDE OF THE YEAR
‎2026 COUPLES DETAILS

1374
01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,458
‎YOUR WEDDING STORY
‎SEND PROFILE

1375
01:07:53,500 --> 01:07:55,000
‎-
‎-

1376
01:07:55,083 --> 01:07:59,250
‎

1377
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,916
‎SWEET TOOTH

1378
01:08:34,041 --> 01:08:36,166
‎

1379
01:08:37,125 --> 01:08:39,458
‎Hi. Welcome. Come in.

1380
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:43,416
‎Thank you. Have a seat, here.
‎I'll be right with you.

1381
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:44,500
‎Thank you.

1382
01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,958
‎

1383
01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:58,416
‎Huh?

1384
01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:03,208
‎

1385
01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,875
‎

1386
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:10,916
‎SWEET TOOTH

1387
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,625
‎SWEET TOOTH

1388
01:09:17,166 --> 01:09:18,250
‎

1389
01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:25,708
‎-Morning.
‎-Morning.

1390
01:09:25,791 --> 01:09:27,250
‎

1391
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:30,833
‎-Finally. They've closed up the hole.
‎-Mmm.

1392
01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:31,916
‎Mmm.

1393
01:09:33,291 --> 01:09:35,416
‎-
‎-What? Bad news?

1394
01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:38,750
‎I don't understand why you
‎and your wife don't live together.

1395
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:41,583
‎I've already explained to you.
‎We're doing a short-distance relationship.

1396
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:44,541
‎Do you know how great it is when your wife
‎lives five minutes away from you?

1397
01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:46,916
‎Well, she could at least
‎come and visit you.

1398
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,750
‎Lienkie is a busy woman, Auntie.

1399
01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,916
‎-She's neglecting you.
‎-

1400
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,333
‎Maybe her and I should have a little chat.

1401
01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,541
‎-
‎-That won't be necessary.

1402
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,125
‎See? She's calling me now.

1403
01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,458
‎Excuse me.

1404
01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,791
‎I don't think I trust this.

1405
01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:06,916
‎Why are you so quiet?

1406
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,125
‎-I'm thinking.
‎-Hmm.

1407
01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:11,500
‎Hello, my wifey.

1408
01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,625
‎We're in! We won Bride of the Month!

1409
01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:17,208
‎-What?
‎-Thank you!

1410
01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:19,916
‎Yes. Yeah!

1411
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,583
‎We're Bride of the Month!

1412
01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:22,666
‎-Yay!
‎-Yes!

1413
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,000
‎

1414
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,250
‎Of the? Of the month?

1415
01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:27,708
‎-Of the month. Of the month.
‎-Oh.

1416
01:10:29,083 --> 01:10:31,291
‎

1417
01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:35,750
‎Bride of the Month!

1418
01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:37,083
‎

1419
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,916
‎-Lienkie?
‎-Johannika.

1420
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,583
‎On the iPad.

1421
01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,583
‎Guys, something's wrong.

1422
01:10:44,666 --> 01:10:45,875
‎Hmm.

1423
01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:46,958
‎

1424
01:10:47,041 --> 01:10:51,000
‎Martin deserves all the credit.
‎His photos saved that low-class wedding.

1425
01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:52,875
‎-How can you be so calm?
‎-

1426
01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:55,458
‎This is… It makes me so…

1427
01:10:55,541 --> 01:10:57,833
‎I have so many emotions
‎at the moment.

1428
01:10:58,416 --> 01:11:00,416
‎Babe, you look hungry. Eat something.

1429
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,458
‎Don't worry. I've got this under control.

1430
01:11:03,666 --> 01:11:06,916
‎Naomi, hello, my friend.

1431
01:11:07,541 --> 01:11:09,500
‎

1432
01:11:17,458 --> 01:11:18,500
‎

1433
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:23,333
‎Excuse me. I'm looking for a sweet tooth
‎who won Bride of the Month today.

1434
01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:24,583
‎

1435
01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:28,125
‎The enemy is getting annihilated.

1436
01:11:28,208 --> 01:11:30,333
‎Okay, Energizer Bunny. Come on.

1437
01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,750
‎Oh.

1438
01:11:31,833 --> 01:11:33,291
‎-Now it's official.
‎-

1439
01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:36,041
‎Oh, man. I love it.

1440
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,333
‎-Beautiful.
‎-Aw.

1441
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:41,708
‎Okay, we have a month left
‎before the grand finale.

1442
01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,875
‎Wow. A bride with a plan!

1443
01:11:43,958 --> 01:11:45,208
‎Several.

1444
01:11:46,833 --> 01:11:50,291
‎Ugh. Sorry, I forgot to put up the sign.
‎We're closed--

1445
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:55,250
‎-Pensioners' Day is Wednesday.
‎-

1446
01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,166
‎Lienkie.

1447
01:11:57,250 --> 01:12:00,166
‎To my surprise,
‎I'm here to congratulate you.

1448
01:12:00,250 --> 01:12:01,583
‎Oh, uh…

1449
01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:04,000
‎Thanks.

1450
01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:07,166
‎And you must be the gloom and groom.

1451
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,541
‎Wow, you can read.

1452
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:11,458
‎Oh, where are my manners?

1453
01:12:11,541 --> 01:12:14,916
‎This is Naomi Esterhuyzen
‎from Bride of the Year.

1454
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,083
‎Hello.

1455
01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:18,833
‎-Oh, hi!
‎-

1456
01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:22,208
‎I've never met
‎an actual Bride of the Year.

1457
01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:24,833
‎-
‎-Beautiful inside and out, hmm?

1458
01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,416
‎Thank you.

1459
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,333
‎How can I help?

1460
01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:31,208
‎I noticed you didn't send us
‎your marriage certificate.

1461
01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:33,500
‎Oh, and that's vitally important.

1462
01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,458
‎I'm sure there's a simple explanation.

1463
01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:40,000
‎Yeah, um,
‎we're still waiting for our, um, copy.

1464
01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:41,500
‎Hmm. Mmm.

1465
01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:44,875
‎All good.
‎As long as we have it by next week.

1466
01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:48,000
‎-A copy of the certificate?
‎-Hmm.

1467
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,250
‎By next week?

1468
01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:51,333
‎-Mm-hmm.
‎-Is that a problem?

1469
01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:53,750
‎No, no, no.

1470
01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:54,833
‎Not at all.

1471
01:12:54,916 --> 01:12:56,208
‎Now that's a relief.

1472
01:12:56,291 --> 01:12:58,333
‎-
‎-Apparently, it takes forever.

1473
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:02,541
‎As long as it has all
‎the official signatures and stamps.

1474
01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:06,875
‎We don't want you to miss the deadline
‎or you'll be disqualified.

1475
01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,750
‎Thank you for the good advice.

1476
01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:14,333
‎It would be a disaster
‎if we allowed pretend weddings.

1477
01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,208
‎All right.

1478
01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:22,166
‎I'll flip your sign over on my way out
‎so everyone knows you're closed.

1479
01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,541
‎-See you.
‎-Bye.

1480
01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:29,333
‎So do you think they know
‎the wedding was fake?

1481
01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:30,916
‎Well, it was.

1482
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,083
‎Not helping.

1483
01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:35,041
‎What if we told them
‎Home Affairs said it got lost?

1484
01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:37,458
‎There would still be
‎a record of registration somewhere.

1485
01:13:37,541 --> 01:13:39,000
‎-Not helping.
‎-Okay.

1486
01:13:39,083 --> 01:13:41,916
‎Surely you know someone
‎who can forge a marriage certificate.

1487
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000
‎I mean, you have criminal connections.

1488
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,750
‎Excuse me, what does that mean?

1489
01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:49,000
‎Okay, don't act like you're an angel.
‎You did steal my credit card.

1490
01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,041
‎You literally blackmailed me
‎into marrying you.

1491
01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:52,916
‎-It's not like you had a gun to your head.
‎-Hey!

1492
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625
‎Not helping.

1493
01:13:57,625 --> 01:13:59,708
‎-We'll have to get married.
‎-We'll have to withdraw.

1494
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:04,125
‎Lienkie… …do you hear yourself?

1495
01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:06,583
‎You wanna get married,
‎really married, for what?

1496
01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:08,291
‎-A stupid contest?
‎-We have to.

1497
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,041
‎We've come too far to give up now.

1498
01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:11,791
‎If we withdraw,
‎do you know what will happen?

1499
01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:14,166
‎Nothing. Literally nothing! Tell her.

1500
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,000
‎You forget that we're famous.

1501
01:14:16,708 --> 01:14:19,375
‎They'll do a story about the flop bride.

1502
01:14:19,458 --> 01:14:20,791
‎And Norma and Zander
‎will have a field day,

1503
01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:22,833
‎and everyone will know
‎that no one wants to marry me

1504
01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:24,291
‎and that I'll be alone forever.

1505
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,750
‎What are you talking about?
‎You're not alone, stupid.

1506
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:29,416
‎Open your eyes.
‎You have me, you have Estelle--

1507
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,958
‎That means nothing!

1508
01:14:31,041 --> 01:14:32,833
‎

1509
01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:36,333
‎Nothing?

1510
01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:44,541
‎Okay.

1511
01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:47,083
‎Where are you going?

1512
01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:50,666
‎Back to my normal life where I can
‎be alone without hysterical drama queens.

1513
01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,541
‎Yes, of course.
‎Because people are such hard work.

1514
01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,875
‎Yes, well, some of them.

1515
01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:55,625
‎You're not a rolling stone.
‎You're a coward.

1516
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:57,708
‎-What the hell, Lienkie?
‎-Mommy and Daddy were mean to me,

1517
01:14:57,791 --> 01:15:01,625
‎so now I'll hide for the rest of my life
‎and feel sorry for myself. Grow up, man!

1518
01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:09,291
‎You're the first person
‎I ever told about that.

1519
01:15:10,458 --> 01:15:11,458
‎

1520
01:15:15,041 --> 01:15:16,041
‎

1521
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,916
‎

1522
01:16:10,041 --> 01:16:13,750
‎

1523
01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:21,708
‎Lienks?

1524
01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,166
‎How many episodes of
‎Boer Soek 'n Vrou‎ can you binge?

1525
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:26,583
‎Get up.

1526
01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:28,416
‎

1527
01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:34,916
‎She's just given up, so fix it.

1528
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:38,083
‎The forged marriage certificate.

1529
01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,791
‎You can give it to her.

1530
01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:41,958
‎I don't have time for this.

1531
01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:43,625
‎Okay.

1532
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:46,000
‎Look, I… I love her to death,

1533
01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:49,041
‎but why do you think
‎Lienkie is the way she is?

1534
01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:52,666
‎Because she thinks
‎happiness is something you plan.

1535
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:55,666
‎And she's scared of being alone.

1536
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:56,750
‎Like you.

1537
01:16:58,458 --> 01:16:59,916
‎Cool, man.

1538
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000
‎If this works,
‎she'll need you for the final round.

1539
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,083
‎Whatever.

1540
01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:31,666
‎

1541
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,416
‎

1542
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,833
‎I thought only family were allowed.

1543
01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:48,208
‎Valid.

1544
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,958
‎So I guess the certificate worked.

1545
01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:55,416
‎Yes. But that's not why I'm here.

1546
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,125
‎How is he?

1547
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:00,833
‎Not great.

1548
01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:03,041
‎Heart failure.

1549
01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:07,208
‎-You should have told me.
‎-Well, I'm not talking to you, Lienkie.

1550
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,541
‎I wouldn't want to talk to me either.

1551
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:19,291
‎The moment I said it, I wanted to…

1552
01:18:21,666 --> 01:18:22,833
‎I'm really sorry.

1553
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:29,166
‎What can I do to make it up to you?

1554
01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:35,958
‎Do you still have your credit card?

1555
01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:45,125
‎Why did you decide to help me?

1556
01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,916
‎Because that's what you needed.

1557
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,916
‎I still don't understand why,
‎but it's what you wanted.

1558
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:55,916
‎You're a liar.

1559
01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:58,041
‎Was that a thank you?

1560
01:18:58,125 --> 01:18:59,166
‎Okay, lone wolf.

1561
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,416
‎And here you are,
‎holding Uncle Albie's hand,

1562
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:04,041
‎and you were willing
‎to help me because you care.

1563
01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:06,666
‎What can I say? I'm an idiot.

1564
01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:09,750
‎So am I.

1565
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,166
‎I'll withdraw.

1566
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,125
‎At least it'll be my own decision.

1567
01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:22,000
‎Don't even think about it.

1568
01:19:23,041 --> 01:19:27,291
‎You guys have worked
‎way too hard to get cold feet now.

1569
01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:33,208
‎Go, skedaddle.
‎You better go to that competition and win.

1570
01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:34,875
‎Someone has to take care of you.

1571
01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:37,000
‎I'm on it. I'm on it.

1572
01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:41,416
‎We've drawn up a schedule
‎and the first shift is mine.

1573
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,750
‎You know, this woman is a sex pest.

1574
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:45,958
‎

1575
01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,875
‎My back brace is broken.

1576
01:19:47,958 --> 01:19:49,083
‎

1577
01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:51,500
‎But I'll tolerate her.

1578
01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:56,625
‎-Just for your sake.
‎-Okay.

1579
01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:01,000
‎We have a competition to win.

1580
01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:04,208
‎

1581
01:20:20,125 --> 01:20:23,791
‎
‎I can't believe we're finally here.

1582
01:20:24,875 --> 01:20:27,666
‎This place is really fancy.

1583
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:28,875
‎

1584
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,666
‎Hey. We got this.

1585
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:37,041
‎

1586
01:20:39,916 --> 01:20:41,875
‎Another party
‎without any singles,

1587
01:20:41,958 --> 01:20:43,375
‎but I love a challenge.

1588
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:50,958
‎

1589
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:04,375
‎-Not the hair!
‎-Oh. Sorry, darling. Sorry.

1590
01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:06,500
‎No one stands a chance.

1591
01:21:06,583 --> 01:21:08,958
‎-
‎-Shame. Aw.

1592
01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:12,750
‎All the obstacles
‎have been removed.

1593
01:21:13,625 --> 01:21:15,666
‎Except for them, Mommy.

1594
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:17,791
‎I thought Mommy took care of it.

1595
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,541
‎I thought you were disqualified.

1596
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:24,875
‎But we weren't.

1597
01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:27,875
‎It was some joyless old hag
‎trying to eliminate the competition.

1598
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,291
‎They have our marriage certificate.

1599
01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,875
‎That's impossible.

1600
01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:35,041
‎I am going to report you for…

1601
01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,458
‎-For--
‎-Happiness?

1602
01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:41,458
‎Welcome. Welcome, everyone.

1603
01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:43,041
‎All the guests may go inside.

1604
01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,125
‎Finalists, please take your places.

1605
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:48,791
‎You won't even make the top three.

1606
01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,875
‎Then you have nothing to worry about.

1607
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,250
‎Out of the way, Granny.

1608
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,000
‎Zan-Zan.

1609
01:22:03,208 --> 01:22:05,750
‎-
‎-

1610
01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:12,375
‎Ladies and gentlemen,

1611
01:22:12,458 --> 01:22:15,291
‎welcome to this year's
‎Bride of the Year gala event

1612
01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:18,958
‎where the 2026 Bride of the Year
‎will be crowned.

1613
01:22:19,041 --> 01:22:21,291
‎But before we get to that special moment,

1614
01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:24,916
‎we first want to hear from the grooms
‎of these lovely ladies

1615
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:30,666
‎what it was that made them fall in love
‎with their wives in the first place.

1616
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,708
‎Let's welcome our first groom.

1617
01:22:32,791 --> 01:22:34,125
‎

1618
01:22:40,041 --> 01:22:41,083
‎

1619
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,958
‎And then I saw her with a little puppy.

1620
01:22:45,041 --> 01:22:46,750
‎When I saw her holding my adorable niece…

1621
01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:50,666
‎Then I saw her holding my adorable niece
‎and a little puppy in her arms.

1622
01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:51,833
‎And when our eyes met…

1623
01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:54,041
‎-And when our eyes met…
‎-And when our eyes met…

1624
01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,625
‎-I knew…
‎-I knew.

1625
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:56,958
‎I knew.

1626
01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:58,625
‎I loved her.

1627
01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:00,708
‎-Okay.
‎-Shoot me.

1628
01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:02,958
‎Evening, everyone.

1629
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:06,333
‎Can I just say, you all look stunning.

1630
01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:08,750
‎Judges.

1631
01:23:09,416 --> 01:23:10,750
‎Naomi.

1632
01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:13,375
‎I met my wifey at work.

1633
01:23:13,458 --> 01:23:16,458
‎We worked many late nights together.

1634
01:23:16,541 --> 01:23:18,125
‎

1635
01:23:18,208 --> 01:23:22,583
‎And I noticed how she excelled in Excel.

1636
01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:24,833
‎-
‎-

1637
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:30,291
‎I mean, she's really cute,
‎and, uh, flippin' hot.

1638
01:23:30,375 --> 01:23:31,375
‎

1639
01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:32,875
‎And, babe…

1640
01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:36,208
‎I fell head over heels in love with you.

1641
01:23:38,416 --> 01:23:39,625
‎

1642
01:23:47,750 --> 01:23:50,250
‎-
‎-

1643
01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:52,583
‎

1644
01:23:55,250 --> 01:23:56,750
‎

1645
01:23:59,125 --> 01:24:00,750
‎

1646
01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:07,916
‎The first time I saw Lienkie
‎was with a little puppy.

1647
01:24:08,666 --> 01:24:09,916
‎

1648
01:24:11,125 --> 01:24:12,625
‎When our eyes met,

1649
01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:19,208
‎and I saw that her and my niece got along…

1650
01:24:19,291 --> 01:24:21,625
‎I just realized that, um…

1651
01:24:22,291 --> 01:24:23,500
‎

1652
01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,250
‎I realized…

1653
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,500
‎I'm lying.

1654
01:24:32,583 --> 01:24:34,625
‎

1655
01:24:38,041 --> 01:24:41,583
‎We say all these things because we think
‎that's what you want to hear,

1656
01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:45,250
‎but the truth is,
‎I don't even believe in love.

1657
01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:47,000
‎

1658
01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,958
‎Or that's what I thought
‎before I met Lienkie.

1659
01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:56,625
‎She drove me crazy at first.

1660
01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:59,958
‎And not in a good way,
‎if you catch my drift.

1661
01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:02,875
‎It was a… a rough start.

1662
01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:05,583
‎But here we are.

1663
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,500
‎Lienkie is a baker and she bakes
‎the most incredible wedding cakes.

1664
01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:14,500
‎But the process is so messy.

1665
01:25:14,583 --> 01:25:16,125
‎There's flour everywhere.

1666
01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:19,333
‎And your hands are covered in butter
‎and sugar and egg and…

1667
01:25:19,416 --> 01:25:23,875
‎I don't understand it. It's so
‎unpredictable, but afterwards it's…

1668
01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:27,208
‎you have something that you want to share
‎with everyone around you.

1669
01:25:27,291 --> 01:25:29,500
‎With family and friends.

1670
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,083
‎

1671
01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,416
‎It's just like love.

1672
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,750
‎I want to share everything with Lienkie.

1673
01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:41,625
‎Because I love you.

1674
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:45,000
‎Her.

1675
01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,291
‎I love her.

1676
01:25:49,625 --> 01:25:52,375
‎

1677
01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,125
‎Frank?

1678
01:25:57,625 --> 01:25:59,166
‎I need some fresh air, okay?

1679
01:26:05,583 --> 01:26:07,666
‎-
‎-

1680
01:26:08,416 --> 01:26:11,791
‎

1681
01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:15,291
‎-
‎-

1682
01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:19,375
‎Mmm.

1683
01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:22,083
‎Nice speech, bro.

1684
01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,708
‎Are you looking for a fight, huh?

1685
01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:30,375
‎Aren't you washing your hands? Gross.

1686
01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:32,125
‎Maybe when you stop breastfeeding.

1687
01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:37,083
‎What's your story, pal?
‎Is this Lienkie's, uh…

1688
01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:39,791
‎…idea of revenge?

1689
01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,041
‎You'll have to ask her.

1690
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,125
‎Let me tell you, hmm…

1691
01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,333
‎how this is going to play out.

1692
01:26:47,833 --> 01:26:50,375
‎Ooh. I'm listening.

1693
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:55,000
‎You will get into your little car, hmm,

1694
01:26:55,833 --> 01:26:59,083
‎and go back to where you came from.

1695
01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:01,541
‎And what if I told you to go to hell?

1696
01:27:01,625 --> 01:27:02,791
‎

1697
01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:04,333
‎Hmm?

1698
01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:07,666
‎Listen, I'm a reasonable man, okay?
‎What is… What is your price?

1699
01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:10,708
‎You and Mommy can't afford me.

1700
01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:12,458
‎Try me. Go.

1701
01:27:12,541 --> 01:27:14,250
‎Okay.

1702
01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:17,541
‎Some of those hair implants,
‎some of that fake tan,

1703
01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:20,541
‎Botox under the eyes, you know…

1704
01:27:21,416 --> 01:27:23,000
‎The yacht life. Boop.

1705
01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,958
‎Speaking of yachts, we actually own one.

1706
01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:32,250
‎In fact, we own two.

1707
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:37,375
‎All you have to do is withdraw.

1708
01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,833
‎Sent another man running?

1709
01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:05,125
‎He was raised better than that.

1710
01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:10,416
‎Ladies and gentlemen, can all finalists
‎please come to the dance floor?

1711
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,291
‎It's time to announce the top three.

1712
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,750
‎So near, and yet so far.

1713
01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:17,166
‎

1714
01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,208
‎Some people will never win.

1715
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,083
‎Norma.

1716
01:28:24,916 --> 01:28:26,458
‎I think you dropped this.

1717
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:29,166
‎-
‎-Boop.

1718
01:28:30,416 --> 01:28:32,291
‎I was really worried you'd
‎change your mind.

1719
01:28:33,291 --> 01:28:34,875
‎Drinks on Norma tonight.

1720
01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:42,250
‎Congratulations to all
‎our beautiful finalists.

1721
01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:45,833
‎Remember, making it to the top 12
‎is already a great honor.

1722
01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:52,083
‎The top three of
‎Bride of the Year 2026 are…

1723
01:28:52,166 --> 01:28:53,500
‎

1724
01:28:54,625 --> 01:28:56,291
‎

1725
01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:57,791
‎Zander and Johannika.

1726
01:28:57,875 --> 01:28:58,875
‎Yes!

1727
01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:05,166
‎

1728
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,958
‎-Kobus and Tertia!
‎-

1729
01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:12,625
‎And…

1730
01:29:12,708 --> 01:29:15,166
‎-Deep breath.
‎-

1731
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,958
‎-Frank and Lienkie!
‎-

1732
01:29:18,041 --> 01:29:20,958
‎

1733
01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:26,291
‎Big, big congratulations to the top three.

1734
01:29:26,875 --> 01:29:30,791
‎We're going to ask you now to share
‎that special moment with us

1735
01:29:30,875 --> 01:29:33,583
‎when you opened the dance floor
‎at your weddings.

1736
01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:34,750
‎Okay.

1737
01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:36,458
‎

1738
01:29:44,458 --> 01:29:46,333
‎-Ooh.
‎-Sorry.

1739
01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:51,041
‎-Everything okay?
‎-Yeah, I just want it to be perfect.

1740
01:29:54,250 --> 01:29:55,416
‎

1741
01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:16,875
‎Are we doing this the right way
‎or rather our own way?

1742
01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:19,125
‎What do you mean?

1743
01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:21,250
‎Are you ready for the move?

1744
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,416
‎Now?

1745
01:30:24,250 --> 01:30:25,708
‎Lienkie?

1746
01:30:26,291 --> 01:30:28,333
‎Lienkie! No!

1747
01:30:31,833 --> 01:30:33,125
‎Hey, DJ!

1748
01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:36,416
‎Put on "Rough Bastard."

1749
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,500
‎That won't be necessary. You can just…

1750
01:30:39,500 --> 01:30:40,958
‎-
‎-Zander…

1751
01:30:42,041 --> 01:30:47,166
‎

1752
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,625
‎Lienkie!

1753
01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:51,916
‎

1754
01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:56,250
‎

1755
01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:58,500
‎

1756
01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,916
‎

1757
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,208
‎

1758
01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:03,916
‎Your dancing has improved.

1759
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,708
‎-
‎-Must be your new partner.

1760
01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:10,041
‎

1761
01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:12,583
‎Come on, come on!

1762
01:31:12,666 --> 01:31:13,833
‎Come on, come on.

1763
01:31:13,916 --> 01:31:16,875
‎-
‎-Yes.

1764
01:31:16,958 --> 01:31:18,333
‎

1765
01:31:18,416 --> 01:31:19,833
‎

1766
01:31:19,916 --> 01:31:20,916
‎

1767
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,125
‎

1768
01:31:22,208 --> 01:31:23,916
‎

1769
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,041
‎

1770
01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:28,291
‎-
‎-

1771
01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:30,166
‎

1772
01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:32,250
‎

1773
01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:34,041
‎I meant every word.

1774
01:31:38,083 --> 01:31:40,958
‎-
‎-Stop! Stop this right now!

1775
01:31:42,958 --> 01:31:44,041
‎

1776
01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:47,125
‎These two don't belong here.

1777
01:31:47,791 --> 01:31:52,125
‎She was left at the altar
‎only a few months ago.

1778
01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:56,416
‎And now, out of the blue,
‎she's married again.

1779
01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,458
‎To this man of all people.

1780
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:01,333
‎Impossible.

1781
01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:02,916
‎Lienkie…

1782
01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:08,875
‎you wouldn't even win at a dog show,
‎let alone Bride of the Year.

1783
01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:12,666
‎You wish you could
‎be as amazing as Lienkie.

1784
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:16,916
‎Just because you didn't win this,
‎now you're taking it out on everyone else.

1785
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:18,416
‎

1786
01:32:20,958 --> 01:32:23,916
‎There are more important things
‎in life than Bride of the Year.

1787
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,375
‎Uh-uh!

1788
01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:30,333
‎-We're not married.
‎-

1789
01:32:30,416 --> 01:32:31,416
‎Ah.

1790
01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:36,291
‎Okay, it gets worse.
‎I did it for the wrong reasons.

1791
01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:38,958
‎To get revenge on the Prinsloos.

1792
01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:43,833
‎All I ever wanted was a family,
‎and they stepped on that dream.

1793
01:32:47,833 --> 01:32:51,666
‎But I didn't realize that Frank was
‎the hero that I was actually waiting for.

1794
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:56,125
‎Mr. Rolling Stone…

1795
01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:57,833
‎…who attracts everyone to him.

1796
01:32:57,916 --> 01:32:59,291
‎Aw.

1797
01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:03,250
‎The most honest liar I know.

1798
01:33:03,333 --> 01:33:04,333
‎

1799
01:33:05,166 --> 01:33:09,000
‎-And I finally found my happy place.
‎-

1800
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:12,666
‎And it isn't about winning
‎or about losing.

1801
01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:15,291
‎

1802
01:33:18,041 --> 01:33:19,666
‎

1803
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:29,125
‎We're withdrawing. We are out.

1804
01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:31,000
‎Ooh.

1805
01:33:31,583 --> 01:33:33,583
‎Oh, yes!
‎Zander was sleeping with Johannika

1806
01:33:33,666 --> 01:33:35,333
‎while I was waiting for him at the altar!

1807
01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:37,875
‎-It's a lie!
‎-That's not what happened!

1808
01:33:38,416 --> 01:33:41,083
‎I'll send you the pictures. Bye!

1809
01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:44,041
‎It's Prinsloos!

1810
01:33:44,583 --> 01:33:45,958
‎

1811
01:33:46,500 --> 01:33:48,833
‎

1812
01:34:02,750 --> 01:34:06,166
‎

1813
01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:20,791
‎ORPHANAGE

1814
01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:31,541
‎

1815
01:34:45,208 --> 01:34:47,583
‎

1816
01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:29,916
‎

1817
01:36:41,583 --> 01:36:44,333
‎

1818
01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:49,000
‎-
‎-

1819
01:37:58,791 --> 01:38:00,875
‎

1820
01:38:26,166 --> 01:38:28,333
‎