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‎《年度最佳新娘》

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‎看看她，史上首位年度最佳新娘得主

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‎（《映像報》，1984年2月1日，週三）

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‎在南非，這是新婚夫婦最盛大的競賽

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‎是南非獨有的特色

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‎無論年輕或年長
‎每位新娘都可以提交婚禮照片

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‎每月都有一位新娘會雀屏中選

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‎到了年底，會有一場盛大的晚宴

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‎屆時只有一位新娘會獲選為…

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‎年度最佳新娘

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‎成為新婚夫妻

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‎小時候，那就是我的童話故事

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‎算是啦，但主要是成為一個家庭的一分子

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‎新娘來了，新娘來了

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‎我自己的完美家庭

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‎大概是因為我在孤兒院長大

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‎而對面的教堂幾乎每個週末都會舉行婚禮

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‎（林登孤兒院）

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‎蓮琪，快進來

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‎這兩個是我的「舊物」

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‎最美麗的新娘和最完美的…

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‎完美的…

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‎完美的…

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‎好了

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‎完美的新郎

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‎你覺得呢？

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‎我覺得很完美，小蓮

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‎這絕對是你有史以來烤過最美的蛋糕

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‎因為這個是我的

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‎我得承認
‎我本來以為它會更壯觀，但它還不錯

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‎很簡約

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‎像你一樣

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‎謝謝…

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‎媽？

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‎不好吧

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‎諾瑪

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‎我有幾個構想，能讓你看起來更亮眼

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‎來吧，說說你的想法

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‎可以幫婚禮蛋糕拍張照片嗎？

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‎我自己烤的

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‎我們是要角逐年度最佳新娘
‎不是年度最佳蛋糕

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‎馬汀

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‎我相信你一定有辦法遮住她的魚尾紋

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‎別擔心，她不是我第一個熟女新娘

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‎等一下，39歲沒那麼老

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‎如果你是樹的話

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‎對，會修飾她的鼻子，它好…

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‎有存在感，我知道

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‎喝吧，你會需要的

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‎我知道了

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‎跟伴娘團一起站在樹下

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‎尤安妮卡在哪裡？

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‎我跟你一樣完全沒頭緒

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‎她是桑德的徒弟

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‎她是他的私人助理，非常能幹

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‎非常

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‎太好了

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‎好，言歸正傳
‎你想傳達什麼樣的訊息給評審？

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‎只要你夠努力，你也可以擁有完美的家庭

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‎即使要花點時間

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‎不好吧

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‎我們要啟發人心，蓮琪

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‎「從兒童之家到自己的家」

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‎我兒子是真正的慈善家

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‎不好意思，諾瑪阿姨，我得把小桑德擺好

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‎動作快，免得我們失去那片樹蔭

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‎好，老大姐，她又不是我們的老闆

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‎她是，算是啦

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‎我會需要酒精

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‎很多很多酒精

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‎…凌晨兩點在市區裸奔

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‎很難相信桑德終於要定下來了

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‎普利托利亞的派對王子要娶灰姑娘

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‎她是孤兒，老兄

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‎聽說諾瑪給她兒子下了最後通牒

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‎不結婚就會失去繼承權

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‎她八成是怕蓮琪太老
‎沒辦法贏得年度最佳新娘

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‎普林斯盧夫人
‎典禮在20分鐘前就該開始了

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‎我12點有一場喪禮

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‎人都死了，牧師

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‎他又不會遲到什麼的

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‎年度最佳新娘的照片才是我的首要考量

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‎我在1989年也參賽過

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‎對，你提過了

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‎好幾次

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‎保持冷靜

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‎這是…

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‎這有一部分要怪你，你不該進來的

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‎怪我？

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‎嚴格來說，我們在婚禮前不該見面的

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‎什麼婚禮？

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‎你跟我的伴娘剛剛…

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‎嚴格來說，我是他的伴娘

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‎嚴格來說，你是他的實習生

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‎是助理，我升職了

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‎對

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‎這真是一場惡夢

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‎謝謝你

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‎終於有人懂了

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‎我們要怎麼跟大家交代？

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‎我已經告訴大家

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‎我終於要贏得年度最佳新娘了

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‎對不起，媽

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‎我真的很希望你能贏

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‎你幾歲？

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‎26歲，阿姨

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‎我可以接受

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‎可愛的小鼻子

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‎我們得向大家宣佈

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‎好

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‎就這樣？

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‎你們是我唯一的家人

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‎蓮琪…

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‎什麼事？

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‎你從來不是家人，親愛的

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‎待在那裡

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‎完美

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‎我的天啊

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‎她看起來真漂亮

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‎怎麼了？她現在要幹嘛？

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‎小蓮，我以為我們要低調

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‎我要高舉蛋糕，大步走出這裡

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‎好

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‎-我的壯舉舉不起來
‎-我們拿最上層就好

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‎好

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‎這下蛋糕也毀了

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‎真假，桑德？你會付出代價的

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‎我說真的，我會寄帳單給你

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‎蓮琪，我們成熟點

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‎你太歇斯底里了

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‎至少我沒有讓自己丟臉

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‎好，好

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‎好

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‎再見

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‎小蓮，還有一點諾瑪在你頭髮上

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‎安息吧，諾瑪

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‎乾杯，姐妹

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‎十年

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‎要我說的話，你們多拖了九年半

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‎他本來好有潛力

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‎你真的很會看人

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‎天啊，看我最好的朋友是誰嘛

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‎-你唯一的朋友
‎-過分

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‎再喝一杯？

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‎乾杯

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‎至少你不用再當諾瑪的招牌了，太好了

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‎對，但要是我贏了，她可能會對我好一點

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‎但要是你輸了，她會宰了你

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‎「1989年的最佳年度新娘
‎本來應該是我的」

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‎「我每週都跟評審的表親打馬球耶」

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‎「但娜歐蜜艾斯特海森那個蕩婦」

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‎「偏偏要人美心美，內外兼具」

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‎你覺得她是為了贏才去騎馬嗎？

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‎我覺得她為了贏會不擇手段

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‎-對吧？
‎-兩位女士

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‎你們看起來是喜歡冒險的人
‎一定很想參觀黃金之城…

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‎好哦

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‎很遺憾，誰跑了？你還是他？

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‎誰說有人跑了？

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‎你穿著婚紗在酒吧喝烈酒

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‎新郎不見人影，我瞎猜的，猜中了吧

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‎好，大偵探

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‎還是你們是女女結婚？因為現在很流行

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‎你這身很美

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‎那個我就不太確定了，那是桌布嗎？

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‎好， 不關你的事

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‎我只想說，如果是你跑掉，做得好

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‎蠢蛋才會結婚

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‎謝謝你

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‎俗話說得好

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‎「忘掉舊愛最好的方法
‎就是鑽進…一棟高樓」

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‎來趟約堡趣味之旅如何？

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‎去打擾別人吧

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‎別人沒有你這麼漂亮

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‎你在打擾自由女性，老兄

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‎是獨立小姐啊

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‎真替你們高興

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‎你可以請我喝酒

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‎-幫你叫車呢？
‎-我家還是你家？

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‎你待會能跳到車子前面

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‎好狠，你真正的想法是什麼？

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‎-我覺得男人是多餘的
‎-沒錯

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‎我覺得我們一開始就不順利

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‎愜意地參觀艾瑪倫夏大壩如何？

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‎月光、星星、流星

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‎聽起來很棒，深夜跟陌生人去公園

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‎-那今晚九點？
‎-好，走吧

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‎-再見，掰啦
‎-謝了，再見，走吧

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‎好啦

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‎-搞什麼？
‎-怪咖

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‎抱歉，又是我

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‎你掉了這個

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‎你應該更小心一點

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‎這裡是約翰尼斯堡耶

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‎別用你的香腸手指碰她，怪咖

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‎我對他太狠了嗎？

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‎不會，他是男人

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‎-男人是多餘的
‎-多餘的

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‎這就對了，最後一杯，來吧

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‎歡迎使用你的新沙發

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‎（林布蘭肉舖）

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‎（布萊恩拉拉）

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‎（米莉小鋪）

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‎（甜點控，十號店鋪）

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‎約堡市政府

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‎（營業時間，週間7時至17時）

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‎（週六7時至13時）

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‎（休息中）

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‎（營業中）

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‎（休息中）

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‎（婚禮蛋糕半價出清）

214
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:50,708
‎我說過他們不會接的

215
00:12:50,791 --> 00:12:53,666
‎其實我打通了，但我找錯部門

216
00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:55,833
‎那個坑洞正式升級成天坑了

217
00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,750
‎-滿「坑」的問題
‎-請繼續等候

218
00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,708
‎-掛掉
‎-你好

219
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,625
‎你是天坑還是坑洞？

220
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:07,166
‎他掛我電話

221
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:12,708
‎你好，我是蓮琪庫克莫，謝謝你回電…

222
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,791
‎…信用卡詐欺部門

223
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:16,583
‎是

224
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,583
‎-是銀行
‎-他們只想要你的個資

225
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,375
‎-…兩萬五
‎-多少？

226
00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:24,500
‎-在哪間店？
‎-…超市

227
00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,583
‎我這就過去

228
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,250
‎好，傑瑞

229
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,958
‎-傑瑞是誰？
‎-傑瑞

230
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,625
‎聽著，我需要你幫忙

231
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:37,000
‎好，再見

232
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,958
‎（迪斯卡姆藥妝
‎英特照護醫療，派克沛超市）

233
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:49,333
‎停下來，先生

234
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:51,500
‎不管是什麼事，不是我做的

235
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,500
‎-信用卡詐欺
‎-那個啊

236
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,708
‎是你

237
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:56,791
‎我從來沒看過這個女人

238
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,041
‎你是那個導覽行程很遜的人

239
00:13:59,125 --> 00:14:01,000
‎我本來會半價幫你服務的

240
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,750
‎你好，傑瑞，他偷了我的信用卡

241
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:04,875
‎是借用

242
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:06,375
‎為了買日用品

243
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,125
‎看起來不像日用品

244
00:14:09,291 --> 00:14:13,000
‎好，如果你非知道不可
‎電視是給孤兒院的

245
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,333
‎PlayStation是給防止虐待動物協會的

246
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,750
‎派是給我的

247
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:21,583
‎我還幫我們爭取到九折優惠

248
00:14:21,666 --> 00:14:23,083
‎我們？

249
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:24,166
‎把他關起來

250
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,333
‎等等

251
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:27,000
‎我們可以協商吧？

252
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,083
‎你今晚要幹嘛？我幫你梳頭髮

253
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,291
‎不了

254
00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:32,916
‎獨立先生

255
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:34,541
‎你跳錯了

256
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,666
‎你沒有我要的東西

257
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,666
‎好狠，你一定上過英國學校

258
00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,583
‎-走吧，老大
‎-我有人脈

259
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:41,916
‎人都有需要的

260
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:43,750
‎考慮一下

261
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,625
‎肯德基

262
00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:56,208
‎麥當勞、巧克力閃電泡芙
‎然後是一個接一個的派

263
00:14:56,291 --> 00:14:57,416
‎一個人能吃多少派？

264
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,375
‎他的胃食道逆流一定很嚴重

265
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:03,166
‎然後是今天的最後一筆大交易

266
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,583
‎這時銀行發現了

267
00:15:04,666 --> 00:15:06,791
‎-對
‎-法蘭克今天不太順遂

268
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,458
‎我也是，蛋糕店在苦撐

269
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:14,500
‎小蓮，你客人的錢都收齊了嗎？

270
00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,333
‎都收了

271
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,541
‎-除了桑德
‎-看吧

272
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:23,291
‎看來我不能再拖延了

273
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,291
‎（放鬆，一切都在失控中）

274
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,708
‎-那是要幹嘛？
‎-只是小小的鼓勵

275
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:34,541
‎-這樣好像間諜哦
‎-上啊，黑貓俠

276
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,208
‎-上啊
‎-安靜

277
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,791
‎你真是個糟糕的竊賊

278
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:47,791
‎我們又不是要闖進來，我有鑰匙

279
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:51,166
‎他重新粉刷牆壁了

280
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,500
‎對，這個顏色叫墓園灰

281
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:58,541
‎我的家具都不見了
‎是它們讓這裡有家的感覺

282
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,250
‎老媽的玉照上牆了

283
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:04,708
‎不要

284
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,666
‎看來他留著你們某些合照，小蓮

285
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,666
‎等一下

286
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:16,583
‎那是我的訂婚戒指，但那…不是我的手

287
00:16:16,666 --> 00:16:18,208
‎還有那個…

288
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:19,583
‎這是怎麼回事？

289
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,000
‎令人屏息的美照，對不對？

290
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:31,083
‎馬汀是真正的藝術家

291
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,333
‎當他有合適的模特兒更是如此

292
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,708
‎你搬進來了？

293
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:40,291
‎總有人得幫桑德的背除毛

294
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:44,000
‎我很訝異你撐了這麼久才回來求饒

295
00:16:44,875 --> 00:16:46,000
‎桑德在哪裡？

296
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,666
‎尚吉巴

297
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:53,250
‎不，等等，還是奧卡凡哥三角洲？
‎那是五星級的彈性行程

298
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:58,125
‎跟你蜜月想去的那種寒酸窮遊團差多了

299
00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,958
‎蜜月？

300
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:01,083
‎就是說啊

301
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,333
‎一切都發生得很快

302
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:06,000
‎靈魂伴侶嘛

303
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,666
‎根本沒辦法把他們倆分開
‎我是說桑德和尤安妮卡

304
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,500
‎充滿活力和抱負的女孩

305
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:16,541
‎所以她成了本月最佳新娘

306
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,333
‎本月最佳…

307
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:19,958
‎今天早上傳來的好消息

308
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:23,000
‎簡直就像童話故事一樣

309
00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:25,375
‎那本來是我的童話故事

310
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:27,000
‎親愛的…

311
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,791
‎你根本就不是那塊料

312
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,625
‎我們要打板球嗎？

313
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,958
‎看情況

314
00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,916
‎桑桑也把那兩顆球給媽咪了嗎？

315
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,291
‎出去，否則我找保全了

316
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,583
‎你先把蛋糕的錢給蓮琪

317
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:49,958
‎原來你們是為這個闖進來
‎就為了少少的幾蘭特

318
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,625
‎是八千蘭特

319
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,375
‎八千，「右滑付款」

320
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,041
‎喂

321
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,166
‎你對我有什麼不滿？

322
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,416
‎親愛的

323
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,166
‎你渴望過度了

324
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,375
‎渴望愛

325
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,541
‎渴望成為我家的一分子，真的…

326
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,416
‎很可悲

327
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,750
‎也許我很可悲

328
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:21,916
‎但至少我不刻薄

329
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,208
‎或是衰老

330
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:26,375
‎快走

331
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,125
‎泡進肉毒桿菌吧

332
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,208
‎再見

333
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:38,791
‎好

334
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,250
‎-咖啡
‎-你不能再喝咖啡了

335
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,375
‎我成就了他，卻是尤安妮卡領賞？

336
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,583
‎我不確定桑德算是獎賞

337
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:54,208
‎諾瑪說得對，我是渴望過度

338
00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:58,416
‎渴望有家、有孩子
‎我小時候從來沒有的安定

339
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:03,583
‎現在桑德擁有我理想中的生活
‎卻是跟別人一起

340
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:09,458
‎你應該把這當作新的開始，小蓮

341
00:19:09,541 --> 00:19:11,000
‎我不想要新的開始

342
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,208
‎好

343
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:17,041
‎我要復仇

344
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:20,541
‎好耶

345
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,000
‎好，計畫是什麼？

346
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,958
‎我要贏得年度最佳新娘

347
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,333
‎有個小問題

348
00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:38,291
‎你只剩一個月能結婚，而你沒有丈夫

349
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,583
‎我們會找個丈夫

350
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,791
‎這能有多難？

351
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:44,875
‎（蘭德堡拘留所）

352
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:48,666
‎好，看好這張皇后，開始囉

353
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:53,958
‎這位男子漢，有本事就找出皇后來

354
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:55,166
‎等等

355
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:56,791
‎我知道

356
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,208
‎-你確定嗎？
‎-確定

357
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,125
‎這張

358
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,083
‎天啊，不會吧

359
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:04,500
‎真可惜，老兄，下次吧，下一位

360
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:07,875
‎讓我看另外兩張牌

361
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,625
‎老兄，遊戲結束了

362
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,416
‎我們都玩得很開心

363
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:13,833
‎你知道耍詐的下場嗎？

364
00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,000
‎法蘭克

365
00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,041
‎有人來找你

366
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,833
‎好玩的才剛開始呢，各位

367
00:20:19,916 --> 00:20:21,000
‎再見

368
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,208
‎聽好

369
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,041
‎老子會等你

370
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,750
‎你就把我關禁閉吧，我一個人沒關係的

371
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,000
‎（未經許可，嚴禁入內）

372
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,250
‎這裡不是瑜伽營，我們只有一間牢房

373
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,708
‎你要麼進去，要麼出來

374
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:40,166
‎出來也很好

375
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,750
‎我可能幫得了你

376
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:45,875
‎哎呀，她們總會回來找老法蘭克

377
00:20:45,958 --> 00:20:47,125
‎我就說吧

378
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:49,833
‎我需要一個騙子

379
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:54,000
‎你知道我聽得到吧？

380
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,291
‎我保證不是違法的事

381
00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,541
‎蜜雪兒最近好嗎？

382
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,208
‎我們懷孕了

383
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,291
‎恭喜你

384
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,583
‎我去拿超音波照片

385
00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:06,750
‎12週的，看得到他那根

386
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,041
‎需要嬰兒車就說一聲，我有管道

387
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,416
‎你得假裝愛上我

388
00:21:12,958 --> 00:21:13,958
‎什麼？

389
00:21:14,041 --> 00:21:16,125
‎卡特萊戈，你有聽到她的話嗎？

390
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:20,458
‎少廢話，幫我或是坐牢

391
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,000
‎這個決定有這麼難嗎？

392
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,208
‎這個嘛，你今年幾歲？

393
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:28,791
‎嘿

394
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,291
‎你是個幸運的男人

395
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,416
‎代我問候她，好嗎？

396
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:35,916
‎我會的

397
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:38,166
‎你可以帶他回去了

398
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,375
‎法蘭克，我們好想你

399
00:21:40,458 --> 00:21:41,625
‎等等

400
00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:43,250
‎我們可以協商

401
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,750
‎好啦，你很漂亮，還算漂亮

402
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,291
‎等等，再說一次

403
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,541
‎不是真的要結婚

404
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:54,625
‎只要說服年度最佳新娘的評審就好

405
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,291
‎直到死亡將我們分開？太猴急了吧

406
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,666
‎好，你寧可跟好麻吉待在牢房裡？

407
00:22:01,791 --> 00:22:04,541
‎好吧，這是南非小姐新娘版？

408
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,583
‎根據我前婆婆的說法

409
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:13,291
‎這是全國規模最大的新婚夫妻競賽

410
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:16,166
‎只要結婚就能贏得獎品？

411
00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:18,708
‎他們還叫我騙子

412
00:22:18,791 --> 00:22:21,583
‎好，這場競賽蠻嚴苛的

413
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,833
‎聽起來就像懲罰

414
00:22:22,916 --> 00:22:24,666
‎每個月都有幾百組人報名

415
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:27,541
‎只有一對夫妻會入選

416
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:31,875
‎在12組決賽入圍者中
‎只有一個新娘會戴上后冠

417
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:34,083
‎所以這是選美比賽

418
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,458
‎不是，重點不是美貌

419
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:40,791
‎而是他們的故事，他們未來的計畫

420
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,916
‎是什麼讓他們與眾不同？

421
00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:45,458
‎所以我們要說謊？

422
00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:47,875
‎是演戲

423
00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:51,166
‎隨便啦，我有什麼好處？

424
00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:54,291
‎你不會因為詐欺被關起來？

425
00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:56,208
‎有道理，還有什麼？

426
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,333
‎那就是全部了，沒了

427
00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,750
‎好，但你要奧斯卡級的演出

428
00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,375
‎還是小學音樂會的？

429
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,000
‎獎品價值五萬蘭特，附贈二次蜜月之旅

430
00:23:10,750 --> 00:23:13,875
‎這樣的話，叫我南非影帝

431
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,791
‎所以我只需要…

432
00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:20,000
‎（夢幻婚禮）

433
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:21,541
‎照計畫進行

434
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:23,750
‎（跟我結婚吧）

435
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,416
‎你知道這有點詭異吧？

436
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
‎謝謝你

437
00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,875
‎（年度最佳新娘，1989年，亞軍）

438
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,458
‎記得那間酒吧嗎，寶貝？

439
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:37,166
‎記得，我沒喝過那麼棒的莫希托

440
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:41,875
‎對，那張
‎還有你們一起在沙灘上漫步那張

441
00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:43,833
‎媽，但我喜歡我們在賭場那張

442
00:23:43,916 --> 00:23:47,708
‎桑德，媽咪很清楚評審喜歡什麼

443
00:23:48,375 --> 00:23:51,958
‎是，媽，再跟我說
‎我什麼時候可以送你回家

444
00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,083
‎不用了，沒必要

445
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,541
‎我會待到你們贏得年度最佳新娘為止

446
00:23:58,666 --> 00:23:59,875
‎太好了

447
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:01,916
‎讚啦

448
00:24:07,375 --> 00:24:08,375
‎好

449
00:24:08,458 --> 00:24:11,250
‎我們要打造完美的未婚夫

450
00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,500
‎一個腳踏實地的人，一個好人

451
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,708
‎尤安妮卡和桑德走年輕企業夫妻檔路線

452
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,541
‎但我們要反其道而行

453
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,916
‎農場青年…

454
00:24:22,166 --> 00:24:23,625
‎把家庭擺第一

455
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,166
‎我不搞這套，抱歉

456
00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:28,791
‎但評審喜歡大家庭

457
00:24:28,875 --> 00:24:30,541
‎我不管，不要家庭

458
00:24:32,916 --> 00:24:35,958
‎好，南非影帝，這不是你，是人設

459
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:38,458
‎沒人會相信我出身美滿家庭的，相信我

460
00:24:38,541 --> 00:24:40,541
‎我很會說謊，但也沒那麼厲害

461
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,291
‎好，那你有什麼建議？

462
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:45,125
‎一個孤僻的人，獨行俠

463
00:24:45,791 --> 00:24:48,375
‎「一匹孤狼，陌生人」

464
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:50,458
‎「轉身背離了聚光燈」

465
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:55,500
‎好，那牛仔如何？強壯

466
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
‎寡言

467
00:24:57,833 --> 00:24:59,125
‎無法動搖

468
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,625
‎這裡又不是卡爾頓維爾

469
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,250
‎-重機騎士？
‎-也不是克魯格斯多普

470
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:09,416
‎好，海盜

471
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:12,583
‎一個剛偷走寶藏

472
00:25:12,666 --> 00:25:15,000
‎在深藍海域亡命天涯的海盜

473
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,250
‎人人都要他的命

474
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,166
‎-通通不行
‎-什麼？

475
00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,583
‎我們要跟你的犯罪紀錄劃清界限

476
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,500
‎老實說，我從來沒被定罪，失算了吧

477
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,250
‎你是農場青年，好嗎？

478
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,208
‎緊身牛仔褲，格紋襯衫

479
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:33,500
‎也許還穿一雙野地靴

480
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,125
‎一定要傳統舞曲歌手的造型嗎？

481
00:25:36,208 --> 00:25:38,583
‎都會農夫正流行呢

482
00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:42,291
‎好啦，我是單身、享受生活的農場青年

483
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:44,875
‎這個農場青年需要一點個性

484
00:25:44,958 --> 00:25:46,666
‎對，這個農場青年會…

485
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,541
‎跳霹靂舞，寶貝

486
00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,333
‎好，太有個性了

487
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:55,000
‎作家，很有想法的人

488
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:57,083
‎對，好極了

489
00:25:57,166 --> 00:26:00,375
‎「船長日誌，在海上漂泊的第三百天」

490
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:04,250
‎你不是史傑克，你寫的是情詩

491
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:09,375
‎「我恐怕得了壞血病
‎我懷念你留在船上的氣息」

492
00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:11,708
‎別鬧了，法蘭克

493
00:26:11,791 --> 00:26:13,875
‎什麼？這叫協商

494
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:18,166
‎好，你是農場青年，航海時會寫作

495
00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:20,833
‎孤僻的農場青年，航海時會寫作

496
00:26:20,916 --> 00:26:24,166
‎直到他遇見靈魂伴侶，他此生唯一的愛

497
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:33,125
‎（黑珍珠號）

498
00:26:34,416 --> 00:26:35,833
‎鐵達尼號不是沉了嗎？

499
00:26:35,916 --> 00:26:37,958
‎我會用綠幕後製

500
00:26:38,041 --> 00:26:42,958
‎這不是鐵達尼號
‎是讓我們邂逅的船，就在…

501
00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:45,125
‎模里西斯

502
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,875
‎這要弄多久？

503
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,708
‎我在模里西斯抓到死魚，你就愛上我？

504
00:26:54,791 --> 00:26:56,125
‎很合理啊

505
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,541
‎-這玩意臭死了
‎-它很新鮮

506
00:26:57,625 --> 00:26:58,875
‎在約翰尼斯堡？

507
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:01,833
‎好，別管魚了，坐在這裡，假裝很愛我

508
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:02,916
‎真希望我是你

509
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,625
‎好，要拍囉

510
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,958
‎很好看

511
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,125
‎-夠了嗎？這…
‎-應該拍夠了

512
00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:13,458
‎現在你們可以擺鐵達尼號的姿勢

513
00:27:13,541 --> 00:27:14,666
‎我要當蘿絲

514
00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:16,541
‎等等，蘿絲

515
00:27:16,625 --> 00:27:18,625
‎我不會幫你畫裸體畫

516
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:20,500
‎好

517
00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:27,041
‎你好像扶著受傷的海鷗一樣，好好抱著她

518
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:30,291
‎好

519
00:27:31,708 --> 00:27:32,708
‎很好

520
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,458
‎好，拍好了嗎？

521
00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,791
‎-好了
‎-很好

522
00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:41,208
‎拍完了嗎，還是…好

523
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,958
‎模里西斯

524
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:44,750
‎你都幾歲了？

525
00:27:49,333 --> 00:27:50,833
‎（西部服飾店）

526
00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:53,875
‎好耶

527
00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:56,583
‎-終於來到我的場子了
‎-好，等等

528
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:58,666
‎我們只是來拍幾張照片的

529
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,916
‎再說，這不是我喜歡的音樂

530
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:02,750
‎要跳舞嗎？

531
00:28:03,625 --> 00:28:05,708
‎不了，桑德說跳舞是浪費時間

532
00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:07,041
‎要怎麼進入那狀態

533
00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,208
‎桑德才是浪費時間

534
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,166
‎老兄，我會裝好冰桶

535
00:28:10,250 --> 00:28:12,250
‎但我們要去哪裡狂歡

536
00:28:12,333 --> 00:28:13,458
‎在轉角停下就好

537
00:28:13,541 --> 00:28:14,541
‎很好

538
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:17,541
‎-我們去看梅爾
‎-但他不領情怎麼辦

539
00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:19,000
‎我們就說白蘭地沒了

540
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:20,166
‎看吧，沒有那麼難

541
00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:21,833
‎因為那裡多得是

542
00:28:21,916 --> 00:28:23,708
‎帶我醉，我回家了

543
00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:25,291
‎抱緊我，免得我狂舞到死

544
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:27,166
‎-你準備做那個動作了嗎？
‎-什麼？

545
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,250
‎對，那個動作

546
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:32,750
‎喝了水牛泉，我們就像鄉村舞廳的年輕人

547
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:38,041
‎今晚要是不小心，我們又要吃牢飯了

548
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:42,083
‎讓我解脫

549
00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:43,958
‎狂歡一場吧

550
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:47,041
‎今晚又要被店家趕出去了

551
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,333
‎女友又要跑了

552
00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:51,458
‎看吧，你這個野蠻人

553
00:28:51,541 --> 00:28:52,541
‎就是那個笑容

554
00:28:52,625 --> 00:28:55,083
‎看吧，你這個野蠻人

555
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,958
‎要這樣，左、右

556
00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,000
‎對，就是這個狀態

557
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,125
‎你這個念英國學校的學得真快

558
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,166
‎好，我不知道這個動作

559
00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,458
‎看起來很讚

560
00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:08,166
‎梅爾開始打盹了嗎

561
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:09,625
‎沒有，他還在整理鬍鬚

562
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,666
‎-怎麼了？
‎-是桑德跟他的新太太

563
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,583
‎繫好安全帶，朋友

564
00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:15,166
‎帶我醉，我快回家了

565
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:18,000
‎來了，首都圈的貴婦團

566
00:29:20,791 --> 00:29:22,708
‎到底在搞什麼？

567
00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:24,625
‎我想我們該走了

568
00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,875
‎你想跟他們尬舞對決嗎？

569
00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:28,958
‎不要

570
00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,541
‎我聽不見

571
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:36,416
‎讓我解脫，狂歡一場吧

572
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,375
‎-我們在這跳舞耶
‎-好哦

573
00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:41,333
‎蓮琪？

574
00:29:41,416 --> 00:29:43,416
‎看吧，你這個野蠻人

575
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,750
‎蓮蓮琪

576
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:48,375
‎看吧，你這個野蠻人

577
00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:50,375
‎是你啊

578
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:51,958
‎-你好
‎-你好

579
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:53,250
‎這位是？

580
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,083
‎法蘭克，但你可以叫我老大

581
00:29:58,083 --> 00:29:59,458
‎你是她什麼人？

582
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:03,041
‎她的愛人、男友、靈魂伴侶

583
00:30:03,625 --> 00:30:04,625
‎我們不搞標籤

584
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:07,500
‎備胎怎麼樣？

585
00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:11,625
‎你知道她前任桑莫的事啊

586
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:12,708
‎是桑德

587
00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:14,166
‎顯然是個魯蛇

588
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,916
‎-魯蛇？
‎-你想尬舞嗎？

589
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,375
‎-我舞步很輕快的
‎-桑德，讓媽咪來說話

590
00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:21,333
‎聽著，你這個蠢蛋

591
00:30:21,833 --> 00:30:23,333
‎桑德有學位的

592
00:30:23,416 --> 00:30:24,875
‎什麼？九年級嗎？

593
00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:27,375
‎因為只有傻瓜才會讓這個絕世佳人溜走

594
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:32,708
‎今晚要是不小心，我們又要吃牢飯了

595
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,583
‎別拍了

596
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:36,833
‎桑德

597
00:30:36,916 --> 00:30:37,916
‎看吧

598
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,375
‎今晚又要被店家趕出去了

599
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:43,041
‎女友又要跑了

600
00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:47,666
‎看吧，你這個野蠻人

601
00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:51,375
‎你是怎麼騙進這間養老院的？

602
00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,583
‎我撫慰了一個孤單的老太太

603
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:56,541
‎你跟退休老人上床？

604
00:30:56,625 --> 00:30:58,708
‎什麼？不是，你當我是什麼？

605
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:01,041
‎我晚上陪她看肥皂劇啦

606
00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,625
‎對，免費的電視

607
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:06,833
‎她沒有親人，所以她過世時
‎我繼承了她在養老院的床位

608
00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:08,916
‎在這裡不會寂寞嗎？

609
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,041
‎不會

610
00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:11,291
‎我比較喜歡這樣

611
00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:15,250
‎院友過世的時候，你怎麼受得了？

612
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:18,583
‎很簡單，我會保持距離，不投入太多感情

613
00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:19,750
‎你怎麼做到的？

614
00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,791
‎我能說什麼？

615
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,375
‎我是漂泊的浪子，寶貝

616
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:35,916
‎年度最佳新娘競賽的下一個戰略是什麼？

617
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
‎很大的舉動

618
00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,250
‎給我一點線索

619
00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:40,000
‎你會跪下來

620
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,125
‎-好
‎-你得把台詞練熟

621
00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:47,083
‎那是我寫過最美的獨白

622
00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:50,125
‎評審會愛死的

623
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,416
‎但我會喜歡嗎？

624
00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:53,625
‎只要你不怕戶外活動就會

625
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,041
‎什麼？戶外活動？

626
00:31:55,541 --> 00:31:57,833
‎我超怕戶外活動，你在說什麼？

627
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,875
‎我怕昆蟲、蛇

628
00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:01,375
‎長得像蛇的蟲

629
00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,791
‎長得像樹枝的蛇

630
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,041
‎長得像蟲的樹枝

631
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,916
‎-真是的
‎-好，那就改用B計畫

632
00:32:07,416 --> 00:32:10,083
‎你對跳傘有什麼看法？

633
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,166
‎什麼？

634
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,916
‎蓮琪，真搞笑

635
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,083
‎你要進來嗎？

636
00:32:19,541 --> 00:32:21,250
‎練習求婚的台詞

637
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:23,666
‎對哦

638
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:27,000
‎-也許我們不該過度練習
‎-是啊

639
00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:29,833
‎-聽起來才自然
‎-自然，對，很好

640
00:32:29,916 --> 00:32:31,958
‎我就是這個意思

641
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:33,875
‎對

642
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,833
‎-晚安
‎-晚安

643
00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:38,625
‎-抱歉
‎-抱歉

644
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:46,750
‎好，我們得處理一下這個

645
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:49,958
‎好，再見

646
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,125
‎什麼？

647
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,958
‎（大嘴比利鱸魚）

648
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:03,750
‎（達4900萬分免費續玩）

649
00:33:12,666 --> 00:33:14,791
‎法蘭克，小子

650
00:33:14,875 --> 00:33:15,916
‎那個女的是誰？

651
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,750
‎奧比，你知道我討厭別人闖進來

652
00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:21,208
‎我不是別人，是你的老朋友

653
00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:25,500
‎那個女孩是誰？快說嘛

654
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,000
‎是同事，好嗎？我們一起工作罷了

655
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:32,708
‎看起來不像工作，比較像約會

656
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,333
‎她是專案成員，只是工作而已

657
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:39,916
‎真希望我有那種工作

658
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,833
‎你不是一百歲了嗎？

659
00:33:42,916 --> 00:33:45,208
‎我83歲還是一尾活龍

660
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:48,708
‎這個小妞有朋友嗎？

661
00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,458
‎不要，奧比，老兄

662
00:33:50,541 --> 00:33:52,333
‎去睡覺，老人需要睡眠

663
00:33:52,416 --> 00:33:56,125
‎而小鬼頭必須學會尊重長輩

664
00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:12,625
‎好，當他提出關鍵問題

665
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:15,000
‎你一定要聚焦在我的臉上

666
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:16,916
‎好，我們還要錄影，用…

667
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,541
‎-IG
‎-IG

668
00:34:18,625 --> 00:34:21,041
‎對，因為我喜歡它的濾鏡，你會用吧？

669
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,541
‎當然會

670
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,416
‎你遲到了

671
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,750
‎你叫我走底下的閘門

672
00:34:26,833 --> 00:34:27,958
‎它在兩公里外

673
00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:30,583
‎好，把你的台詞背好

674
00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:33,416
‎這是兩小時的戲

675
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,541
‎因為你對我的愛堪稱史詩

676
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:45,666
‎「我這輩子都是個孤獨的單身漢」

677
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:49,208
‎「我對自己的寂寞渾然不覺
‎直到遇見你」

678
00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:52,916
‎「那徹底翻轉了我的世界」

679
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,125
‎沒人這樣講話的

680
00:34:54,208 --> 00:34:56,333
‎陷入愛河的人就會

681
00:34:57,541 --> 00:34:58,625
‎你覺得如何？

682
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,583
‎天啊，好

683
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,666
‎（蓮琪，嫁給我）

684
00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,625
‎你怎麼辦到的？

685
00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:07,500
‎我花了十年策劃這件事

686
00:35:07,583 --> 00:35:09,666
‎有足夠的時間能收集東西

687
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,375
‎這不是桑德的求婚道具？

688
00:35:13,166 --> 00:35:14,166
‎不是

689
00:35:14,666 --> 00:35:18,458
‎我們當時在超市
‎桑德說他媽媽會嘮叨個沒完

690
00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:21,000
‎我們最好結婚，了結這件事

691
00:35:21,875 --> 00:35:23,916
‎你準備迎接重要時刻了嗎？

692
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,541
‎對

693
00:35:28,583 --> 00:35:32,875
‎好，日光下的燈光

694
00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:34,375
‎好，走吧，老頭

695
00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:36,208
‎至少你很漂亮

696
00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,208
‎親愛的

697
00:35:48,083 --> 00:35:50,416
‎這簡直美得令人屏息

698
00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:57,041
‎蓮琪，我這輩子都是個孤獨的單身漢

699
00:35:59,083 --> 00:36:01,166
‎翻轉世界的靈魂伴侶

700
00:36:01,916 --> 00:36:07,750
‎我不知道自己有多寂寞
‎直到我遇見你，因為你…

701
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,458
‎你…

702
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:15,791
‎填補了你靈魂中
‎連自己都沒察覺的空虛，對吧，親愛的？

703
00:36:15,875 --> 00:36:17,041
‎沒錯

704
00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:20,000
‎因為你，親愛的…

705
00:36:22,833 --> 00:36:26,791
‎「我沒有你就活不下去，親愛的」

706
00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:30,083
‎「難道我們不能既往不咎嗎，吾愛？」

707
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:32,000
‎你引用歌詞，真假？

708
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:36,875
‎不，蓮琪，「我是你的…船長」

709
00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:40,875
‎「我要揚帆啟航，因為你屬於我」

710
00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:44,083
‎「你不是隨便的人，你…」

711
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,083
‎「我想與你赤腳共舞」

712
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:48,666
‎好

713
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:50,333
‎蓮琪庫克莫…

714
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:55,125
‎你是否…

715
00:36:56,458 --> 00:36:57,458
‎願意…

716
00:37:00,041 --> 00:37:01,625
‎-怎麼了？
‎-有蟲爬進我上衣

717
00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:02,916
‎-什麼？
‎-有蟲爬進我上衣

718
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,125
‎-有蟲爬進我上衣
‎-好

719
00:37:05,208 --> 00:37:07,291
‎我說過我不喜歡戶外活動，你看吧

720
00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,416
‎好啦，別動，好

721
00:37:11,541 --> 00:37:13,125
‎好，是帕克鎮巨螽

722
00:37:13,208 --> 00:37:14,250
‎靠，牠爬進長褲了

723
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,125
‎-蓮琪，牠爬進長褲了
‎-好

724
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:18,708
‎-牠會築巢的，把牠弄出來
‎-好

725
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:19,916
‎-好
‎-幫我脫褲子，蓮琪

726
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,333
‎好啦，別亂扭

727
00:37:21,416 --> 00:37:24,291
‎-別亂扭，我脫了
‎-牠會咬我的命根子

728
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,416
‎蓮琪

729
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,291
‎你欠我一次

730
00:37:34,625 --> 00:37:36,041
‎你欠我一次

731
00:37:36,541 --> 00:37:38,625
‎你欠我一大筆人情

732
00:37:41,833 --> 00:37:43,791
‎這是你夢寐以求的婚約嗎？

733
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,875
‎我所有的幻想都成真了

734
00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:52,000
‎在我那個年代，那檔事會等婚後再做

735
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:55,041
‎你確實在婚禮前就脫了我的褲子

736
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,166
‎好，大家又沒事了

737
00:38:03,666 --> 00:38:05,958
‎我大老遠跑過來，但沒關係

738
00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:08,625
‎「儲存至IG」

739
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,666
‎沒有這回事

740
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,625
‎（我們的願景）

741
00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:17,750
‎現在的關鍵問題是…

742
00:38:17,833 --> 00:38:22,500
‎我們要在寶寶出生前或後
‎贏得南非夫人的頭銜？

743
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:25,041
‎好

744
00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:29,208
‎最好不是那個新的實習生

745
00:38:29,291 --> 00:38:30,375
‎蓮琪？

746
00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:31,625
‎是尤安妮卡

747
00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:32,708
‎她…

748
00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,083
‎訂婚了

749
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:36,791
‎跟誰？

750
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:40,791
‎別告訴我是酒吧那個蠢蛋

751
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:42,125
‎就是

752
00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:45,333
‎真是出洋相的好方法

753
00:38:45,416 --> 00:38:46,916
‎老天爺，傳給我

754
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,458
‎婦女會的人會愛死的

755
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:51,333
‎傳了

756
00:38:53,291 --> 00:38:55,666
‎刪了，希望來得及

757
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:59,000
‎-上傳還不到五分鐘
‎-對，一定沒有人看到

758
00:38:59,666 --> 00:39:00,708
‎我剛才夠酷嗎？

759
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:07,083
‎我不知道，他在幹嘛？

760
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,208
‎蓮琪，牠爬進長褲了

761
00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:15,333
‎別動，是帕克鎮巨螽

762
00:39:15,416 --> 00:39:17,250
‎別動，是帕克鎮巨螽

763
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,208
‎別動，是帕克鎮巨螽

764
00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:21,000
‎-別動
‎-幫我脫褲子

765
00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:23,000
‎別亂扭

766
00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:25,000
‎-別…別亂扭
‎-蓮琪

767
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:28,958
‎天啊，好難吃

768
00:39:29,041 --> 00:39:31,250
‎我可以舔碗嗎？什麼？

769
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:33,958
‎不行，你會舔到糖尿病發作昏迷

770
00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:37,083
‎就是這種態度讓人想偷你的信用卡

771
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:42,000
‎我還以為是因為你愛吃加油站的派

772
00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:43,166
‎說得好

773
00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:54,833
‎-怎麼了？
‎-沒事

774
00:39:54,916 --> 00:39:56,916
‎我只是在看你享受工作

775
00:39:58,916 --> 00:40:00,541
‎這不像是工作

776
00:40:01,625 --> 00:40:06,791
‎總之，這個是給你的，多加了糖

777
00:40:06,875 --> 00:40:08,750
‎天啊，還有愛心

778
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:10,416
‎謝謝你

779
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:15,250
‎該死

780
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:17,666
‎什麼？怎麼了？

781
00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:20,125
‎沒什麼，一切都很好

782
00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:22,416
‎一週別碰社群媒體好了

783
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:23,541
‎聽起來如何？

784
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:28,125
‎聽說它會嚴重危害心理健康

785
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,583
‎所以來點資訊排毒吧？

786
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:34,291
‎好，不可能有那麼糟，手機給我

787
00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:38,208
‎我們的影片爆紅了

788
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,875
‎蓮琪，牠爬進長褲了

789
00:40:41,958 --> 00:40:43,500
‎別亂動

790
00:40:43,583 --> 00:40:46,041
‎對，我們成名了

791
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:48,333
‎馬上殺了我

792
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:49,708
‎沒那麼糟啦

793
00:40:50,291 --> 00:40:53,458
‎別亂扭，別…別亂扭

794
00:40:53,541 --> 00:40:54,666
‎好

795
00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:58,000
‎-年度最佳新娘沒了
‎-什麼？

796
00:40:58,083 --> 00:40:59,500
‎你一定鬆了口氣

797
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,416
‎不，我們再想辦法就好

798
00:41:01,500 --> 00:41:04,500
‎不行，他們要完美的故事

799
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:09,041
‎不是一個瘋婆子
‎把她半裸、尖叫的軟爛男友推進水池

800
00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:10,875
‎蓮琪，我們可以…

801
00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:17,875
‎蓮琪

802
00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:22,416
‎《婚禮熱潮》想做我們的直播訪談

803
00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,625
‎他們很喜歡影片

804
00:41:24,708 --> 00:41:26,416
‎法蘭克，你要是騙我…

805
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:28,125
‎蓮琪，我絕不會騙你

806
00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:32,125
‎好，我絕不會拿這麼重要的事騙你

807
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,916
‎我們需要婚禮場地

808
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,000
‎好，等等

809
00:41:37,083 --> 00:41:40,333
‎「找個囚犯讓前男友
‎輸掉年度最佳新娘」行動重啟了？

810
00:41:40,416 --> 00:41:43,791
‎好狠，囚犯？我都為你做了這麼多

811
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,416
‎-好啦
‎-好耶

812
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:54,583
‎這裡比較像墓地，不像婚禮場地

813
00:41:56,416 --> 00:41:57,625
‎-別動
‎-別動

814
00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:59,875
‎-是帕克鎮巨螽，別動
‎-是帕克鎮巨螽，別動

815
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:02,041
‎-是帕克鎮巨螽，別動
‎-是帕克鎮巨螽，別動

816
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:03,666
‎-是帕克鎮巨螽，別動
‎-是帕克鎮巨螽，別動

817
00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:05,500
‎幫我脫褲子

818
00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:07,500
‎幫我脫褲子

819
00:42:07,583 --> 00:42:08,708
‎你在哪聽到的？

820
00:42:08,791 --> 00:42:10,500
‎在抖音上面很紅

821
00:42:11,541 --> 00:42:16,791
‎你為什麼沒跟我們說你要結婚了？

822
00:42:16,875 --> 00:42:18,500
‎我們明明就像家人

823
00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:19,791
‎我們是鄰居，叔叔

824
00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:22,250
‎你好

825
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,416
‎你以前都躲到哪裡去了？

826
00:42:26,375 --> 00:42:27,625
‎尿布堆，叔叔

827
00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:33,541
‎好，我們晚點再聊

828
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:36,458
‎園藝社會負責佈置花卉

829
00:42:36,541 --> 00:42:39,958
‎我結過四次婚，所以可以主持儀式

830
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:42,458
‎好，但我們不是真的…只是…

831
00:42:42,541 --> 00:42:44,291
‎其實我們有個計畫

832
00:42:44,375 --> 00:42:46,791
‎我想幫忙，可以嗎？

833
00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,708
‎阿姨，我們想要小型儀式，就…

834
00:42:48,791 --> 00:42:50,250
‎除非我死了

835
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:57,208
‎這可能是我們這輩子參與的最後一場婚禮

836
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,416
‎那我們豁出去吧，阿姨

837
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,791
‎-謝謝你
‎-好耶

838
00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:07,000
‎我們要舉辦婚禮了

839
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:13,208
‎好，希望明天
‎在婚禮博覽會上能撿到一些便宜

840
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,500
‎好，但我的信用卡刷爆了，所以…

841
00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:18,458
‎真奇怪，我的前幾天被偷了

842
00:43:19,125 --> 00:43:20,416
‎我得打給傑瑞

843
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:22,833
‎天啊，我等不及要娶你了

844
00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:24,000
‎我會擬個計畫

845
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:30,125
‎（歡迎蒞臨橡樹田莊園，共創美好回憶）

846
00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:31,208
‎（接待處）

847
00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:33,750
‎（婚禮博覽會）

848
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,166
‎簡直是美夢成真

849
00:43:49,666 --> 00:43:52,000
‎對，有鬥雞眼的殺手會割喉哦

850
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,541
‎你為什麼不喜歡婚禮？

851
00:43:54,625 --> 00:43:55,916
‎這是騙局，你看

852
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,625
‎座椅套要四千蘭特

853
00:43:57,708 --> 00:43:59,625
‎很多客人會在座椅套上放屁耶

854
00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,958
‎婚禮這天又沒什麼大不了

855
00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:07,041
‎婚禮代表家庭和喜悅，是人生大事

856
00:44:07,125 --> 00:44:08,375
‎是一切的起點

857
00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:10,750
‎對我爸媽來說是一切的終點

858
00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:13,666
‎-你看這個，真噁心
‎-你們好，兩位

859
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:14,833
‎要試吃嗎？

860
00:44:14,916 --> 00:44:16,291
‎非亞融合料理

861
00:44:18,458 --> 00:44:20,125
‎只要五百蘭特

862
00:44:20,208 --> 00:44:21,875
‎-還不賴
‎-按人頭計算

863
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,291
‎好，你是瘋了吧

864
00:44:23,375 --> 00:44:25,708
‎-那…
‎-好，放鬆，我們再看看

865
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,500
‎一定要辦得很盛大嗎？

866
00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:31,000
‎對，我們的影片爆紅後
‎大家都會想看我們的婚禮

867
00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:32,333
‎所以一定要很盛大

868
00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:34,708
‎來看看我們買得起什麼吧

869
00:44:35,750 --> 00:44:37,708
‎好，是我的信用卡買得起什麼

870
00:44:37,791 --> 00:44:40,208
‎你現在講話像是結婚的料了

871
00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:42,416
‎（年度最佳新娘）

872
00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:45,708
‎對，1989年的亞軍

873
00:44:46,416 --> 00:44:48,291
‎我的媳婦要跟隨我的腳步

874
00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:50,625
‎她已經是本月最佳新娘了

875
00:44:50,708 --> 00:44:53,208
‎有完美婆婆在身邊嘛

876
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:56,791
‎還有我的桑桑，當然了，對吧，寶貝？

877
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,666
‎我們為粉絲拍張合照吧

878
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:02,000
‎我發誓我看到蓮琪了

879
00:45:02,916 --> 00:45:06,208
‎我就覺得空氣中有走投無路的氣息

880
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,500
‎來吧，寶貝

881
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:15,333
‎我們連邀請函都買不起

882
00:45:16,125 --> 00:45:17,833
‎好，你聽我說

883
00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:20,708
‎養老院週三都會免費供應熱湯

884
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:22,666
‎在那裡結婚就有餐飲服務

885
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:25,458
‎或是醫務室，有好吃的果凍配卡士達醬

886
00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:26,875
‎聽起來真棒

887
00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:28,041
‎聽起來很神奇…

888
00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:30,916
‎那樣贏不了年度最佳新娘，一切都會白費

889
00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:33,458
‎婚禮並不重要

890
00:45:33,541 --> 00:45:35,958
‎-這一場很重要
‎-真是的

891
00:45:36,708 --> 00:45:38,708
‎但你已經做過這些事了

892
00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:40,916
‎沒有，諾瑪策劃了一切

893
00:45:42,708 --> 00:45:44,291
‎你何必忍受那麼久？

894
00:45:45,458 --> 00:45:47,250
‎我是在孤兒院長大的

895
00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,166
‎總是搬來搬去

896
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:55,625
‎我始終覺得稱它為「家」很奇怪

897
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:59,666
‎我只知道到我結婚那天…

898
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:02,916
‎我就終於會有真正的家

899
00:46:04,416 --> 00:46:06,000
‎我完美的家

900
00:46:11,208 --> 00:46:12,208
‎很遺憾

901
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:16,500
‎要吃一口我的派嗎？

902
00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,458
‎好，太大塊了

903
00:46:20,166 --> 00:46:21,541
‎老天，真的…

904
00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:22,791
‎很過分

905
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:25,958
‎你很清楚我們並不適合

906
00:46:26,041 --> 00:46:27,416
‎-完全不適合
‎-沒錯

907
00:46:28,166 --> 00:46:29,916
‎我覺得我跟任何人都不適合

908
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,041
‎而諾瑪和桑德早就發現，是我後知後覺

909
00:46:36,500 --> 00:46:38,208
‎我在做什麼，法蘭克？

910
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,291
‎復仇，因為他們是混蛋，他們活該

911
00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,333
‎好，我們走

912
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:55,458
‎表演開始

913
00:46:55,541 --> 00:46:58,708
‎你聽過法國人說的「弄假直到成真」嗎？

914
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:02,166
‎我就知道，現在你聽到了，看我的動作

915
00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:07,750
‎換你了

916
00:47:09,916 --> 00:47:13,666
‎態度和態度，抬頭和態度

917
00:47:14,166 --> 00:47:17,916
‎態度和態度

918
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:22,541
‎（場地靈感，一點就來）

919
00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:36,416
‎（歡迎）

920
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:39,416
‎在這個時節有牡丹跟蘭花？

921
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:43,041
‎-你的預算是多少？
‎-我的甜心

922
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,375
‎你在這裡啊

923
00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:48,583
‎我的天，這位美男子是誰？

924
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,875
‎韋納，神聖盛放公司

925
00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:53,250
‎好的，我是賈奎

926
00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:55,625
‎婚禮策劃大師

927
00:47:55,708 --> 00:47:57,250
‎但你只能排到兩週後

928
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,416
‎抱歉，我們非常忙

929
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:00,708
‎我也是，行程全滿

930
00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:03,166
‎我們很慶幸賈奎專程飛來南非

931
00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:05,125
‎對，我第一次來的時候

932
00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:06,791
‎就愛上這個美麗的國家

933
00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:09,333
‎我當時負責羅琳和丹尼爾的婚禮

934
00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:10,583
‎太棒了

935
00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:11,666
‎那首歌怎麼唱？

936
00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,833
‎天佑…

937
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,125
‎羅琳…

938
00:48:16,208 --> 00:48:17,708
‎…非洲

939
00:48:17,791 --> 00:48:19,833
‎羅琳？那位環球小姐？

940
00:48:19,916 --> 00:48:25,500
‎當然，法…國來的賈奎
‎只為超級富豪和超級名人服務

941
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:26,958
‎芙蘿在哪裡？

942
00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:30,125
‎她總是負責我的婚禮佈置

943
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:33,500
‎賈奎把她介紹給
‎克里斯多維瑟，那個億萬富豪

944
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:34,708
‎還是魯伯特家族？

945
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:37,833
‎都差不多啦，誰搞得清楚？

946
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,291
‎糟了，看看這個配色

947
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:43,750
‎現在是2020年嗎？不是，我們快離開這裡

948
00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:47,083
‎等等，我會免費贊助所有花卉

949
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:52,375
‎但它們必須搭配邀請函和桌面擺設

950
00:48:52,458 --> 00:48:55,500
‎對，我在婚禮萬事通有認識的人

951
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:57,000
‎她能讓人死而無憾

952
00:48:57,083 --> 00:48:58,708
‎不行，誰都不能死

953
00:48:58,791 --> 00:49:01,041
‎大使要飛過來了

954
00:49:01,125 --> 00:49:03,541
‎好，你要免費處理這位小姐的妝髮

955
00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:06,583
‎這個法國麻煩精會讓我們聲名大噪

956
00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:08,916
‎這位是瑪琳

957
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,791
‎她會免費提供妝髮和美甲服務

958
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:15,875
‎也許吧，我再打給你

959
00:49:16,458 --> 00:49:18,583
‎謝謝你，麻煩精

960
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:24,083
‎我有沒有提到有個席亞先生可能快要再婚

961
00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:25,833
‎或許有些服務…

962
00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:27,791
‎拜託，別讓我傷心

963
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:30,250
‎-我們供應最好的水晶玻璃杯
‎-太好了

964
00:49:30,333 --> 00:49:31,750
‎賈奎，請看看我們的菜單

965
00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:33,791
‎我們有各式各樣的海鮮…

966
00:49:33,875 --> 00:49:35,166
‎我們的瓷器是絕品

967
00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:36,625
‎好，停下來

968
00:49:37,125 --> 00:49:39,916
‎先好好照料這位美麗的新娘

969
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000
‎讓開

970
00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:44,166
‎記得我說過蘭花很稀有嗎？

971
00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:45,250
‎其實還好

972
00:49:45,333 --> 00:49:50,416
‎稀有的我都弄得到
‎但我們可以挑戰更珍稀的品種

973
00:49:51,041 --> 00:49:54,666
‎我們可以挑戰更珍稀的品種
‎你需要什麼都行

974
00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,666
‎給你折扣

975
00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,666
‎所有人都滾遠點

976
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:02,291
‎（甜點控）

977
00:50:03,625 --> 00:50:05,166
‎那招竟然成功了

978
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,458
‎-你有看到韋納在打量你嗎？
‎-有

979
00:50:07,541 --> 00:50:09,583
‎他真的在打量你吧，賈奎？

980
00:50:09,666 --> 00:50:11,875
‎克里斯多維瑟和魯伯特家族？厲害

981
00:50:11,958 --> 00:50:14,000
‎都是你，你害我說出蠢話

982
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:15,250
‎-我？
‎-對

983
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:18,500
‎是你先帶我們去那個蠢地方的

984
00:50:24,041 --> 00:50:26,333
‎清單，來看看我們還需要什麼

985
00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:32,333
‎好，禮服、鞋子、花卉
‎場地、食物、化妝、飲品

986
00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:36,250
‎-還有什麼？
‎-一件很重要的事

987
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:37,833
‎很棘手

988
00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:42,541
‎賈奎是個狠角色

989
00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,958
‎賈奎是狠角色還不夠

990
00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:46,958
‎準備迎接挑戰了嗎？

991
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:49,333
‎法夫穿緊身褲嗎？

992
00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:51,375
‎你在想像穿小內褲的法夫德克勒克嗎？

993
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:58,083
‎（珍妮蒂絲髮藝）

994
00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,041
‎這是鳥籠嗎？

995
00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:06,625
‎相信我，我誰都拍過

996
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:11,583
‎佩特拉、蘇珊、瑪莉莉絲
‎香緹、胡安妮、卡蓮…

997
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:13,458
‎-范雅斯維德家的嗎？
‎-哈丁家

998
00:51:15,083 --> 00:51:17,083
‎年度最佳新娘

999
00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:21,041
‎2017年、2018年、2019年…

1000
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:23,583
‎2020年，我那年被騙了

1001
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:25,458
‎我被搶了，我跟你們說

1002
00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:31,000
‎2021年、2022年
‎2023年、2024年、2025年

1003
00:51:31,083 --> 00:51:32,583
‎雪柔范德文特

1004
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:35,750
‎她也當過哈滕博斯小姐

1005
00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:39,250
‎我在哪裡看過你？

1006
00:51:40,416 --> 00:51:42,708
‎我們小有名氣啦

1007
00:51:42,791 --> 00:51:46,083
‎艾班伊澤貝斯也是
‎而我擠不出時間幫他拍攝

1008
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:50,125
‎-在IG有15萬觀看次數
‎-對

1009
00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:51,708
‎是嗎？

1010
00:51:54,041 --> 00:51:56,833
‎那是我個人的小小精華集

1011
00:51:56,916 --> 00:52:00,875
‎名叫《災藝：藝術與災難的交匯》

1012
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:05,041
‎就是大喜之日出差錯時的下場

1013
00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:08,333
‎看她跌倒的樣子，抱歉

1014
00:52:08,916 --> 00:52:10,833
‎就像這次會面

1015
00:52:10,916 --> 00:52:13,333
‎老實說，我覺得不太對勁

1016
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:15,041
‎你們可以走了

1017
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,333
‎就這樣吧

1018
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:19,708
‎我想贏得年度最佳新娘

1019
00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,958
‎你跟另外905個人都想，親愛的

1020
00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,833
‎我已經拒絕其中903個人

1021
00:52:24,916 --> 00:52:27,875
‎所以你們得提出比IG觀看次數更好的東西

1022
00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:31,375
‎我的照片會說故事

1023
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:36,208
‎故事背後的故事，赤裸的敘事

1024
00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:38,625
‎讓大眾為之傾倒的事物

1025
00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:43,208
‎我能用相機詮釋的情感

1026
00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:45,708
‎這就是你要的故事

1027
00:52:47,083 --> 00:52:50,333
‎這個女人在婚禮當天被劈腿和羞辱

1028
00:52:50,416 --> 00:52:52,125
‎被摯愛的未婚夫拋棄…

1029
00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:54,208
‎好，謝謝你，法蘭克，我想他懂了

1030
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:05,791
‎我怎麼忘得了？

1031
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:09,708
‎誰忘得了那個鼻子？

1032
00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:12,750
‎就是這個

1033
00:53:13,541 --> 00:53:15,416
‎鳳凰的故事

1034
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:21,125
‎一個從痛苦與屈辱中重生的女人…

1035
00:53:21,916 --> 00:53:25,083
‎你們需要真正的藝術家來訴說這個故事

1036
00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,541
‎對，就是這樣

1037
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,000
‎你，親愛的，就是你了

1038
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:35,000
‎你是我的2026年

1039
00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:38,250
‎-好哦
‎-讚啦

1040
00:53:39,625 --> 00:53:40,916
‎這張照片有出售嗎？

1041
00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:43,833
‎想都別想

1042
00:53:44,541 --> 00:53:46,708
‎（馬汀工作室）

1043
00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,333
‎這一個很有個性

1044
00:53:49,083 --> 00:53:50,958
‎每天都換一種

1045
00:53:51,041 --> 00:53:52,250
‎找到了，抱歉

1046
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:53,833
‎下次見

1047
00:53:55,708 --> 00:53:57,291
‎我們幹嘛走這麼快？

1048
00:54:05,541 --> 00:54:07,083
‎我人生中最糟的時刻

1049
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,500
‎抱歉，這點子很蠢

1050
00:54:10,583 --> 00:54:12,041
‎-我把它放回去，抱歉
‎-不會

1051
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,041
‎謝謝你

1052
00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:22,416
‎好

1053
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:24,791
‎烤箱裡有個派可以加熱來吃

1054
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,750
‎-驚喜
‎-驚喜

1055
00:54:31,291 --> 00:54:35,041
‎男人不辦告別單身派對就不能結婚

1056
00:54:36,916 --> 00:54:38,125
‎歡迎

1057
00:54:39,708 --> 00:54:42,625
‎-他們綁架你嗎？
‎-基本上是的

1058
00:54:42,708 --> 00:54:45,583
‎拜託你讓鹹豬手奧比離我遠一點

1059
00:54:45,666 --> 00:54:46,833
‎（新娘）

1060
00:54:46,916 --> 00:54:48,916
‎我們隨時都能辦雙重婚禮

1061
00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:50,958
‎好棒棒

1062
00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:52,750
‎你們真的不用這麼做

1063
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:57,583
‎法蘭克，我們是老古董了
‎讓我們享受今天吧

1064
00:54:58,083 --> 00:55:00,708
‎好，我去燒開水

1065
00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:05,333
‎不，親愛的，我們有更令人興奮的東西

1066
00:55:05,416 --> 00:55:07,958
‎人生苦短，別虛度光陰

1067
00:55:08,041 --> 00:55:10,458
‎讓正能量湧入，吹散負能量

1068
00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:13,208
‎幸福是選擇，別再苦苦尋覓

1069
00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:16,083
‎你是美人魚，別讓他們叫你鹹魚

1070
00:55:16,166 --> 00:55:18,583
‎讓我為你開示

1071
00:55:18,666 --> 00:55:21,583
‎別管流言蜚語，酸民永遠有事可酸

1072
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:23,791
‎幸福是一種選擇，別再苦苦尋覓

1073
00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:26,041
‎你是美人魚，別讓他們叫你鹹魚

1074
00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:28,750
‎這些老傢伙還真會玩

1075
00:55:28,833 --> 00:55:30,958
‎（準新娘）

1076
00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:35,375
‎你好，來扭扭屁股吧

1077
00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,833
‎你看這個

1078
00:55:39,625 --> 00:55:41,291
‎城裡最棒的私釀酒

1079
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:43,958
‎要來嗎？

1080
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:46,958
‎就算世上只剩下你跟殘廢的蟑螂也不要

1081
00:55:47,750 --> 00:55:50,041
‎如果蟑螂活不下去呢？

1082
00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:53,041
‎我在看著你們哦

1083
00:55:54,208 --> 00:55:57,083
‎村裡沒幾個好對象了

1084
00:55:57,166 --> 00:55:58,333
‎是嗎？

1085
00:56:06,416 --> 00:56:08,708
‎電眼美女，要跳舞嗎？

1086
00:56:11,166 --> 00:56:13,291
‎你明知道我不會跳舞

1087
00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,416
‎那是因為你沒遇到對的舞伴

1088
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,750
‎舞棍法蘭克

1089
00:56:20,208 --> 00:56:21,208
‎和他的女人

1090
00:56:21,791 --> 00:56:23,500
‎大駕光臨

1091
00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:26,916
‎好哦

1092
00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:29,375
‎慢慢來，洛基

1093
00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:30,625
‎慢慢來

1094
00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:33,291
‎人生苦短，別虛度光陰

1095
00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:35,875
‎讓正能量湧入，吹散負能量

1096
00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:38,416
‎幸福是選擇，別再苦苦尋覓

1097
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:41,416
‎你是美人魚，別讓他們叫你鹹魚

1098
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,000
‎讓我為你開示

1099
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:46,541
‎別管流言蜚語，酸民永遠有事可酸

1100
00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:49,083
‎幸福是選擇，別再苦苦尋覓

1101
00:56:49,166 --> 00:56:51,875
‎你是美人魚，別讓他們叫你鹹魚

1102
00:57:07,625 --> 00:57:10,166
‎聽著，我敢說電動車上的老太太死了

1103
00:57:10,666 --> 00:57:12,333
‎你有看到她怎麼跳舞嗎？

1104
00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:15,541
‎謝謝你

1105
00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:16,958
‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

1106
00:57:21,791 --> 00:57:25,916
‎睡美人明天有辦法把腳塞進婚鞋嗎？

1107
00:57:27,458 --> 00:57:29,000
‎你是說灰姑娘吧

1108
00:57:29,666 --> 00:57:32,833
‎你需要上幾堂童話故事課

1109
00:57:33,375 --> 00:57:35,208
‎它們都一樣

1110
00:57:35,291 --> 00:57:39,166
‎「他們從此過著幸福美滿的生活」
‎太不切實際了

1111
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:41,708
‎你對婚姻有什麼不滿？

1112
00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:45,041
‎沒什麼，我只是沒看過有哪一對能長久

1113
00:57:45,125 --> 00:57:46,625
‎你看過幾對？

1114
00:57:47,291 --> 00:57:49,791
‎我有我爸媽的切身經歷

1115
00:57:58,291 --> 00:58:00,541
‎都是同樣的陳腔濫調

1116
00:58:01,166 --> 00:58:05,083
‎他們還沒滿18歲
‎她就懷孕了，我爸很傳統

1117
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:08,583
‎所以他做了「對的事」，他們結婚了

1118
00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:12,750
‎姑且說我的童年不怎麼快樂吧

1119
00:58:13,583 --> 00:58:17,833
‎家裡的那種氣氛和爭吵

1120
00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,916
‎他們被困在不幸福的婚姻裡
‎而那都要怪我

1121
00:58:27,041 --> 00:58:29,333
‎奧比，該上床睡覺了

1122
00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:32,458
‎奧比

1123
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:35,083
‎你別亂摸我，女人

1124
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,333
‎該睡了，叔叔

1125
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,000
‎來吧

1126
00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,333
‎沒關係

1127
00:59:02,541 --> 00:59:03,666
‎（慢）

1128
00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,041
‎得了，法蘭克，你做過無數次了

1129
00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:29,541
‎舞棍法蘭克大駕光臨了

1130
00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:31,333
‎你看起來好時髦

1131
00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:32,458
‎我能說什麼？

1132
00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,208
‎謝謝你

1133
00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:36,375
‎-天啊，真漂亮
‎-謝謝

1134
00:59:37,291 --> 00:59:40,083
‎簡單一點比較好

1135
00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:42,000
‎我們至少能嚐嚐它吧？

1136
00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:44,666
‎對，有一整套的切蛋糕儀式

1137
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:45,958
‎我們需要那些照片

1138
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,666
‎謝謝

1139
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:51,208
‎-那是什麼？
‎-在真正的婚禮上

1140
00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:53,166
‎他們會留兩片蛋糕給新人

1141
00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:56,666
‎讓他們在一週年紀念日時吃

1142
00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:57,791
‎真窩心

1143
00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:00,208
‎當然是真正的婚禮才要

1144
01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:03,375
‎我總覺得我的作品

1145
01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:06,625
‎能陪他們度過新婚第一年，是很特別的事

1146
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:10,750
‎就好像我有一陣子也是他們家的一員

1147
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,416
‎我知道這樣很傻

1148
01:00:13,500 --> 01:00:16,125
‎不會，我不覺得傻

1149
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:18,333
‎我得換衣服了

1150
01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:21,916
‎不能讓賓客久等，不管婚禮是真是假

1151
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,291
‎去吧

1152
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,958
‎好，你們兩個…好戲上場

1153
01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,708
‎別忘了你今天要試穿褲子

1154
01:00:38,791 --> 01:00:42,333
‎年度最佳新娘的活動真累人

1155
01:00:42,416 --> 01:00:45,333
‎別擔心，寶貝，得獎會讓這一切都值得

1156
01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:46,458
‎如果能得獎

1157
01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:48,750
‎是當我們得獎

1158
01:00:48,833 --> 01:00:50,666
‎我不會屈居第二，懂嗎？

1159
01:00:50,750 --> 01:00:54,083
‎桑德，別忘了，你今天要試穿褲子

1160
01:00:54,166 --> 01:00:56,166
‎我已經提醒他了，媽

1161
01:00:56,708 --> 01:00:58,208
‎是「媽咪」

1162
01:01:00,708 --> 01:01:02,166
‎我就知道事有蹊蹺

1163
01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:05,291
‎-什麼事？
‎-這是馬汀的照片

1164
01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:06,458
‎看看那個浮水印

1165
01:01:06,541 --> 01:01:07,666
‎（馬汀工作室）

1166
01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:10,916
‎會僱用馬汀的人…

1167
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,666
‎都是想贏得頭銜的人

1168
01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:17,000
‎拜託，她惹出那些風波，不可能參賽的

1169
01:01:17,083 --> 01:01:19,041
‎她對我們心存不滿

1170
01:01:19,833 --> 01:01:22,375
‎她是對你心存不滿

1171
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:26,750
‎諾瑪，我的天使

1172
01:01:26,833 --> 01:01:29,958
‎聽著，我現在不方便說話，我要準備拍攝

1173
01:01:30,666 --> 01:01:32,833
‎我前媳婦的婚禮嗎？

1174
01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:35,916
‎你會通靈嗎？

1175
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:40,583
‎親愛的馬汀，幫幫忙，傳位置給我吧？

1176
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,333
‎閉上嘴巴，小子

1177
01:02:10,916 --> 01:02:14,458
‎我從來沒有女兒可以共度這一刻

1178
01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:18,750
‎謝謝你讓我們參與你的大日子

1179
01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:21,708
‎謝謝你

1180
01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,375
‎-你看起來很美
‎-謝謝你

1181
01:02:31,166 --> 01:02:34,291
‎我的心全然獻給你，我屬於你

1182
01:02:35,208 --> 01:02:36,208
‎直到永遠

1183
01:02:36,291 --> 01:02:40,958
‎我想和你一起變老，一起跳舞
‎直到我們的腳底磨出水泡

1184
01:02:41,708 --> 01:02:43,958
‎只要我一息尚存，我就是你的

1185
01:02:46,375 --> 01:02:49,458
‎我宣佈你們結為夫妻

1186
01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:52,458
‎你可以親吻新娘了

1187
01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:54,875
‎什麼？

1188
01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:57,250
‎你得親吻新娘

1189
01:03:00,583 --> 01:03:02,583
‎好，我們慢慢來

1190
01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:08,458
‎抱歉

1191
01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:12,083
‎你們兩個

1192
01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:13,791
‎你們以前親吻過

1193
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,916
‎也許不是在觀眾面前，但這就像騎腳踏車

1194
01:03:18,416 --> 01:03:20,708
‎再試一次，深呼吸

1195
01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,125
‎親下去

1196
01:03:53,625 --> 01:03:55,000
‎派對時間到了

1197
01:03:59,208 --> 01:04:01,500
‎天啊，我知道你是怎麼騙人的了

1198
01:04:01,583 --> 01:04:03,500
‎你還敢說，南非影后

1199
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,208
‎我不喜歡這樣騙人

1200
01:04:06,291 --> 01:04:09,041
‎這只是假婚禮，記得嗎？

1201
01:05:32,416 --> 01:05:34,750
‎天啊，今天真是…

1202
01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:37,708
‎今天真是不可思議

1203
01:05:40,750 --> 01:05:42,750
‎評審會愛死的

1204
01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:46,875
‎還有那個吻

1205
01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:48,416
‎有用嗎？

1206
01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:51,500
‎你覺得可信嗎？

1207
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:53,916
‎我差點就上當了

1208
01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:59,875
‎我會盡快寄出報名表

1209
01:05:59,958 --> 01:06:01,250
‎好，太好了

1210
01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,333
‎晚安，我親愛的妻子

1211
01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,000
‎晚安，我最親愛的丈夫

1212
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:31,083
‎法蘭克

1213
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:49,416
‎娜歐蜜？

1214
01:06:50,583 --> 01:06:52,708
‎娜歐蜜艾斯特海森

1215
01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,750
‎我是諾瑪

1216
01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:59,958
‎諾瑪普林斯盧
‎我們1989年都參與了年度最佳新娘

1217
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:01,791
‎對

1218
01:07:02,791 --> 01:07:04,166
‎你氣色很好

1219
01:07:04,250 --> 01:07:05,500
‎謝謝你

1220
01:07:06,750 --> 01:07:08,708
‎還比不上你

1221
01:07:11,125 --> 01:07:14,291
‎我好像讀到你是今年競賽的

1222
01:07:14,375 --> 01:07:15,625
‎其中一位評審

1223
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:18,791
‎對，這可不容易

1224
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:20,541
‎我可以想像

1225
01:07:20,625 --> 01:07:23,875
‎我們一起吃沙拉、敘敘舊吧

1226
01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:27,083
‎但我依稀記得你對我有敵意

1227
01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:28,708
‎因為當年是我贏了

1228
01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:31,083
‎娜歐蜜，別胡說

1229
01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:37,000
‎能成為你身旁的亞軍是我莫大的榮幸

1230
01:07:37,541 --> 01:07:39,250
‎真是太巧了

1231
01:07:48,625 --> 01:07:50,791
‎（報名2026年度最佳新娘，新人資料）

1232
01:07:50,875 --> 01:07:52,458
‎（你的婚禮故事，傳送個人檔案）

1233
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,916
‎（甜點控）

1234
01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:39,458
‎請進

1235
01:09:04,416 --> 01:09:05,416
‎（蓮琪）

1236
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:10,916
‎（甜點控，蓮琪）

1237
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,625
‎（甜點控）

1238
01:09:23,958 --> 01:09:25,708
‎早

1239
01:09:27,333 --> 01:09:29,958
‎終於，那個洞消失了

1240
01:09:34,083 --> 01:09:35,416
‎怎麼了？壞消息嗎？

1241
01:09:35,500 --> 01:09:38,875
‎我不懂你們夫妻倆怎麼沒住在一起

1242
01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:41,583
‎但我解釋過了，我們是近距離戀愛

1243
01:09:41,666 --> 01:09:44,541
‎你知道太太住在
‎五分鐘路程外是多棒的事嗎？

1244
01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:46,916
‎她至少能來看你

1245
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,750
‎蓮琪很忙，阿姨

1246
01:09:48,833 --> 01:09:50,916
‎她在忽略你

1247
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,333
‎也許我該跟她談談

1248
01:09:53,416 --> 01:09:55,541
‎沒那個必要

1249
01:09:55,625 --> 01:09:57,125
‎看吧，她打給我了

1250
01:09:57,208 --> 01:09:58,458
‎失陪

1251
01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:03,791
‎我不相信這種寧靜

1252
01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:06,916
‎你怎麼這麼安靜？

1253
01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,125
‎我在思考

1254
01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:11,500
‎喂，老婆

1255
01:10:11,583 --> 01:10:14,625
‎我們入選了，我們贏了本月最佳新娘

1256
01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:16,500
‎-什麼？
‎-謝謝你

1257
01:10:17,291 --> 01:10:19,916
‎好耶

1258
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:21,583
‎我們是本月最佳新娘

1259
01:10:21,666 --> 01:10:22,666
‎-好耶
‎-太好了

1260
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,000
‎什麼？

1261
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,250
‎本月的？

1262
01:10:25,333 --> 01:10:27,083
‎本月的

1263
01:10:34,750 --> 01:10:35,750
‎本月最佳新娘

1264
01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:40,916
‎-蓮琪？
‎-是尤安妮卡

1265
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,583
‎iPad上啦

1266
01:10:42,666 --> 01:10:44,916
‎情況不太對勁，兩位

1267
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:51,000
‎都是馬汀的功勞
‎他的照片救了那場普通的婚禮

1268
01:10:51,083 --> 01:10:52,875
‎你怎麼能這麼冷靜？

1269
01:10:52,958 --> 01:10:54,666
‎這…真讓我…

1270
01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,416
‎我現在整個人情緒波濤洶湧

1271
01:10:58,416 --> 01:11:00,416
‎寶貝，你好像很餓，吃點東西

1272
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:02,458
‎別擔心，我來處理

1273
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,916
‎娜歐蜜，你好，朋友

1274
01:11:19,458 --> 01:11:23,333
‎不好意思，我在找
‎贏得本月最佳新娘的甜點控

1275
01:11:25,166 --> 01:11:27,458
‎我們要徹底殲滅敵人

1276
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:29,625
‎好，勁量電池兔

1277
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,291
‎這下正式確定了

1278
01:11:34,125 --> 01:11:36,041
‎天啊，我好喜歡

1279
01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,333
‎很好看

1280
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:41,708
‎好，我們離最終決賽還有一個月

1281
01:11:42,208 --> 01:11:43,875
‎天啊，有計畫的新娘

1282
01:11:44,458 --> 01:11:45,458
‎是好幾個計畫

1283
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,291
‎抱歉，我忘了翻牌子，我們打烊了…

1284
01:11:53,208 --> 01:11:54,833
‎週三是長者優惠日

1285
01:11:55,958 --> 01:11:57,166
‎蓮琪

1286
01:11:57,250 --> 01:12:00,166
‎連我都很意外，我是來向你道賀的

1287
01:12:02,791 --> 01:12:04,000
‎謝謝你

1288
01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:07,166
‎而你真是個愛秀的新郎

1289
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,541
‎天啊，你識字耶

1290
01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:11,458
‎我真是失禮

1291
01:12:11,541 --> 01:12:14,916
‎這位是年度最佳新娘的娜歐蜜艾斯特海森

1292
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,083
‎你們好

1293
01:12:16,166 --> 01:12:17,625
‎你好

1294
01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:22,208
‎我從來沒見過年度最佳新娘本尊

1295
01:12:23,041 --> 01:12:24,833
‎內外兼具，對吧？

1296
01:12:24,916 --> 01:12:26,416
‎謝謝你

1297
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:28,333
‎有什麼事嗎？

1298
01:12:28,416 --> 01:12:31,208
‎我注意到你們沒寄結婚證書過來

1299
01:12:31,291 --> 01:12:33,500
‎這非常重要

1300
01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,458
‎你們一定有合情合理的解釋

1301
01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:40,000
‎對，我們還在等證書寄來

1302
01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:44,875
‎沒問題，只要我們下週能拿到就好

1303
01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:48,000
‎證書的副本？

1304
01:12:48,083 --> 01:12:49,250
‎下週之內？

1305
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:51,333
‎會有問題嗎？

1306
01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:53,750
‎-不會
‎-不會

1307
01:12:53,833 --> 01:12:54,833
‎完全不會

1308
01:12:54,916 --> 01:12:56,208
‎太好了

1309
01:12:56,708 --> 01:12:58,333
‎有時候要等很久

1310
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:02,000
‎只要它有齊全的官方簽署和印章就好

1311
01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:06,875
‎我們不希望你們錯過期限
‎否則你們會被取消資格

1312
01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,750
‎謝謝你寶貴的建議

1313
01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:14,333
‎如果假結婚也能參賽，那會是一場災難

1314
01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,208
‎好了

1315
01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:22,166
‎我出去時會幫你翻牌子
‎讓大家知道你打烊了

1316
01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,166
‎-再見
‎-再見

1317
01:13:27,416 --> 01:13:29,333
‎你覺得他們知道婚禮是假的嗎？

1318
01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:30,916
‎是假的啊

1319
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,083
‎你在幫倒忙

1320
01:13:32,166 --> 01:13:35,041
‎要是內政部把證書弄丟呢？

1321
01:13:35,125 --> 01:13:37,458
‎還是會有登記的紀錄

1322
01:13:37,541 --> 01:13:39,083
‎-你在幫倒忙
‎-好

1323
01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:41,916
‎你一定認識能偽造結婚證書的人

1324
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:44,000
‎你有那些罪犯人脈嘛

1325
01:13:44,083 --> 01:13:45,750
‎抱歉，什麼意思？

1326
01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:49,000
‎好，別裝無辜了，你偷了我的信用卡

1327
01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,041
‎你勒索我娶你耶

1328
01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,000
‎-拜託，我又不是…
‎-喂

1329
01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,625
‎你們在幫倒忙

1330
01:13:57,625 --> 01:13:59,708
‎-我們必須結婚
‎-我們必須退賽

1331
01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:04,125
‎蓮琪，聽聽你在說什麼

1332
01:14:04,208 --> 01:14:06,583
‎你真的要為一場愚蠢的競賽結婚

1333
01:14:06,666 --> 01:14:08,291
‎非結不可

1334
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,041
‎不能走到這一步才放棄

1335
01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:11,791
‎你知道現在退賽會怎麼樣嗎？

1336
01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:14,166
‎根本不會怎麼樣，快告訴她

1337
01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,000
‎你忘了我們成名了

1338
01:14:16,583 --> 01:14:18,791
‎他們會報導那個失敗的新娘

1339
01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:20,791
‎然後諾瑪和桑德會樂翻天

1340
01:14:20,875 --> 01:14:24,291
‎所有人都會知道
‎沒人想娶我，我會孤單到老

1341
01:14:24,375 --> 01:14:26,750
‎你在說什麼？你並不孤單，傻瓜

1342
01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:29,416
‎張開眼睛，你有我，你有艾絲黛…

1343
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:30,958
‎那根本沒意義

1344
01:14:35,291 --> 01:14:36,333
‎沒意義？

1345
01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:44,541
‎好

1346
01:14:46,083 --> 01:14:47,083
‎你要去哪裡？

1347
01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:49,166
‎回歸正常生活，我可以獨來獨往

1348
01:14:49,250 --> 01:14:50,666
‎遠離歇斯底里的戲精

1349
01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:52,541
‎對，當然，因為人很難搞

1350
01:14:52,625 --> 01:14:53,875
‎對，有些人啦

1351
01:14:53,958 --> 01:14:55,625
‎你不是漂泊的浪子，是懦夫

1352
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:57,708
‎-搞什麼，蓮琪？
‎-爸爸媽媽對我很兇

1353
01:14:57,791 --> 01:15:01,625
‎我這輩子都要躲起來，自怨自艾
‎該長大了，老兄

1354
01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:09,291
‎你是我第一個訴說這些事的人

1355
01:16:20,708 --> 01:16:21,708
‎小蓮？

1356
01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,166
‎你還能再看幾集《農夫找老婆》？

1357
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:26,583
‎快起來

1358
01:16:32,458 --> 01:16:34,916
‎她放棄了，你處理吧

1359
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:38,083
‎偽造的結婚證書

1360
01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,791
‎你可以交給她

1361
01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:41,958
‎我沒時間搞這些

1362
01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:43,625
‎好

1363
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:46,000
‎聽著，我很愛蓮琪

1364
01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:48,708
‎但你以為她是為什麼變成這樣？

1365
01:16:49,625 --> 01:16:52,666
‎因為她以為她能規劃自己的幸福

1366
01:16:53,625 --> 01:16:55,666
‎而且她害怕孤單

1367
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:56,750
‎跟你一樣

1368
01:16:58,833 --> 01:16:59,916
‎好哦

1369
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,000
‎如果這招奏效，她會需要你一起參與決賽

1370
01:17:03,083 --> 01:17:04,083
‎隨便啦

1371
01:17:28,291 --> 01:17:30,125
‎（早日康復）

1372
01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,833
‎我以為只有家屬才能進來

1373
01:17:47,291 --> 01:17:48,291
‎沒錯

1374
01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,958
‎所以他們信了那張證書

1375
01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:55,416
‎對，但我不是為那個來的

1376
01:17:57,125 --> 01:17:58,125
‎他還好嗎？

1377
01:17:59,833 --> 01:18:00,833
‎不太好

1378
01:18:01,833 --> 01:18:03,041
‎心臟衰竭

1379
01:18:04,041 --> 01:18:07,208
‎-你應該告訴我的
‎-我才不跟你說話

1380
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,541
‎我也不會想跟我說話

1381
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:19,291
‎我一說出那些話，就想立刻…

1382
01:18:21,666 --> 01:18:22,833
‎真的很對不起

1383
01:18:27,250 --> 01:18:29,166
‎我要怎麼彌補你？

1384
01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:35,958
‎你還有信用卡嗎？

1385
01:18:43,416 --> 01:18:45,125
‎你為什麼決定幫我？

1386
01:18:46,333 --> 01:18:47,916
‎因為你當時很需要

1387
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:50,916
‎我還是不太能理解，但那是你要的

1388
01:18:54,416 --> 01:18:55,916
‎你這個騙子

1389
01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:58,041
‎你是在道謝嗎？

1390
01:18:58,125 --> 01:18:59,166
‎好啦，孤狼

1391
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:01,416
‎你在這裡握著奧比叔叔的手

1392
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:04,041
‎而你願意幫我是因為你在乎

1393
01:19:04,791 --> 01:19:06,666
‎我能說什麼？我是個蠢蛋

1394
01:19:08,583 --> 01:19:09,750
‎我也是

1395
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,166
‎我會退賽的

1396
01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,125
‎至少這是我的決定

1397
01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:22,000
‎想都別想

1398
01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:27,291
‎你們這麼努力，現在可不能退縮

1399
01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:33,208
‎走吧，快滾，你們最好贏得那場競賽

1400
01:19:33,291 --> 01:19:34,875
‎總有人得照顧你

1401
01:19:34,958 --> 01:19:37,000
‎來了

1402
01:19:37,083 --> 01:19:41,416
‎我們排了班表，第一班是我負責

1403
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,500
‎這個女人是性騷擾慣犯

1404
01:19:46,041 --> 01:19:47,875
‎我的護腰支撐架斷了

1405
01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:51,500
‎但我會忍受她

1406
01:19:52,625 --> 01:19:56,625
‎-為了你們
‎-好

1407
01:19:59,041 --> 01:20:00,291
‎我們有一場競賽要贏

1408
01:20:21,375 --> 01:20:23,791
‎真不敢相信我們終於來到這裡了

1409
01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:27,666
‎這裡真是高檔

1410
01:20:30,291 --> 01:20:32,666
‎我們沒問題的

1411
01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:41,875
‎又是人人死會的派對

1412
01:20:41,958 --> 01:20:43,375
‎但我就喜歡挑戰

1413
01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:50,916
‎你好，歡迎，你們可以走過去

1414
01:20:51,458 --> 01:20:53,458
‎-看看那件禮服
‎-真不錯

1415
01:20:53,541 --> 01:20:56,000
‎比較…

1416
01:20:57,416 --> 01:20:58,541
‎對，令人驚豔

1417
01:20:58,625 --> 01:20:59,750
‎非常

1418
01:21:01,750 --> 01:21:04,166
‎-別動頭髮
‎-抱歉，親愛的

1419
01:21:04,708 --> 01:21:06,458
‎其他人根本沒機會

1420
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,000
‎真可惜

1421
01:21:09,041 --> 01:21:12,750
‎所有障礙都清除掉了

1422
01:21:12,833 --> 01:21:15,666
‎除了他們，媽

1423
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:17,791
‎我以為媽咪處理好了

1424
01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,541
‎我以為你們失去資格了

1425
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:24,875
‎但我們沒有

1426
01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:27,875
‎只是某個刻薄的老巫婆想除掉競爭對手

1427
01:21:28,458 --> 01:21:30,291
‎他們有我們的結婚證書

1428
01:21:31,666 --> 01:21:32,875
‎不可能

1429
01:21:32,958 --> 01:21:34,750
‎我會檢舉你們…

1430
01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:37,458
‎-犯了…
‎-幸福罪？

1431
01:21:39,291 --> 01:21:41,458
‎歡迎各位

1432
01:21:41,541 --> 01:21:43,041
‎請所有來賓入內

1433
01:21:43,125 --> 01:21:45,125
‎決賽入圍者，請各就各位

1434
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:48,791
‎你們連前三名都進不了

1435
01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,875
‎那你就沒什麼好擔心的

1436
01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:55,250
‎讓開，阿姨

1437
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,000
‎桑桑

1438
01:22:10,291 --> 01:22:11,541
‎各位先生女士

1439
01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:15,291
‎歡迎來到本屆年度最佳新娘晚宴

1440
01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:18,958
‎我們將在此揭曉2026年年度最佳新娘得主

1441
01:22:19,041 --> 01:22:21,291
‎但在那個特別的時刻到來之前

1442
01:22:21,375 --> 01:22:24,916
‎我們想請這些美麗佳人的丈夫先說明

1443
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:30,250
‎當初是什麼讓他們就此愛上自己的妻子

1444
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,708
‎讓我們歡迎第一位新郎

1445
01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:45,041
‎然後我看到她帶著一隻小狗

1446
01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:46,750
‎我看到她抱著我可愛的侄女…

1447
01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:50,166
‎我看到她懷裡抱著
‎我可愛的侄女和一隻小狗

1448
01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:51,833
‎當我們目光交會…

1449
01:22:51,916 --> 01:22:54,041
‎-當我們目光交會…
‎-當我們目光交會…

1450
01:22:54,125 --> 01:22:55,625
‎-我就知道…
‎-我就知道了

1451
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:56,958
‎我就知道了

1452
01:22:57,041 --> 01:22:58,625
‎-我愛她
‎-我愛她

1453
01:22:59,291 --> 01:23:00,708
‎殺了我吧

1454
01:23:01,875 --> 01:23:02,958
‎各位晚安

1455
01:23:03,541 --> 01:23:06,333
‎容我說一句，你們真是美極了

1456
01:23:07,708 --> 01:23:08,750
‎各位評審

1457
01:23:09,416 --> 01:23:10,750
‎娜歐蜜

1458
01:23:10,833 --> 01:23:13,375
‎我在工作時結識我太太

1459
01:23:13,458 --> 01:23:17,083
‎我們度過許多加班的深夜

1460
01:23:18,208 --> 01:23:22,583
‎我注意到她多擅長用試算表軟體

1461
01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:30,291
‎她真的很可愛，而且辣翻天

1462
01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:32,875
‎然後，寶貝…

1463
01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:36,208
‎我無可救藥地愛上了你

1464
01:24:02,375 --> 01:24:07,916
‎我第一次見到蓮琪時，她身邊有隻小狗

1465
01:24:10,875 --> 01:24:12,625
‎當我們目光交會

1466
01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:17,458
‎我看到她跟我侄女…

1467
01:24:19,291 --> 01:24:21,291
‎處得這麼好，我發現…

1468
01:24:25,458 --> 01:24:27,250
‎我發現…

1469
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,500
‎我在說謊

1470
01:24:38,041 --> 01:24:41,208
‎我們說這些話是因為
‎我們認為這是你們想聽的

1471
01:24:41,291 --> 01:24:45,250
‎但事實是，我根本不相信愛情

1472
01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,958
‎應該說那是我遇見蓮琪前的想法

1473
01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:56,250
‎一開始她快把我逼瘋了

1474
01:24:56,791 --> 01:24:59,750
‎不是好的那種，懂的人就懂

1475
01:25:00,708 --> 01:25:02,875
‎一開始並不順利

1476
01:25:04,375 --> 01:25:05,583
‎我們卻來到這裡

1477
01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,500
‎蓮琪是烘焙師
‎她的婚禮蛋糕令人驚嘆不已

1478
01:25:12,875 --> 01:25:14,500
‎但過程非常混亂

1479
01:25:14,583 --> 01:25:15,791
‎到處都是麵粉

1480
01:25:15,875 --> 01:25:19,333
‎你的雙手會沾滿奶油、糖、蛋液，還有…

1481
01:25:19,416 --> 01:25:22,291
‎我搞不懂，過程充滿了變數

1482
01:25:22,375 --> 01:25:26,625
‎但最後的成果會讓你很想跟每個人分享

1483
01:25:27,208 --> 01:25:29,500
‎跟親朋好友分享

1484
01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,416
‎就像愛情一樣

1485
01:25:35,708 --> 01:25:37,750
‎我想跟蓮琪分享一切

1486
01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:41,625
‎因為我愛你

1487
01:25:43,583 --> 01:25:45,000
‎她

1488
01:25:45,083 --> 01:25:46,291
‎我愛她

1489
01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,125
‎法蘭克？

1490
01:25:57,625 --> 01:25:59,166
‎我需要透透氣，拜託

1491
01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:22,083
‎說得真好，老兄

1492
01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:25,708
‎你是來吵架的嗎？

1493
01:26:28,208 --> 01:26:30,375
‎你不洗手嗎？噁心

1494
01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:32,125
‎等你不喝母奶了再說

1495
01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:36,500
‎你們在搞什麼？這是蓮琪的…

1496
01:26:38,333 --> 01:26:39,791
‎復仇計畫嗎？

1497
01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:42,041
‎你得問她了

1498
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:44,666
‎讓我告訴你…

1499
01:26:45,750 --> 01:26:47,333
‎情況會怎麼發展

1500
01:26:49,125 --> 01:26:50,375
‎說來聽聽

1501
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:54,666
‎你要鑽進你的小車…

1502
01:26:56,083 --> 01:26:59,083
‎從哪來的就回哪去

1503
01:26:59,875 --> 01:27:02,125
‎如果我叫你去死呢？

1504
01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:07,666
‎我是講理的人，好嗎？你要多少錢？

1505
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,708
‎你跟你媽咪負擔不起的

1506
01:27:10,791 --> 01:27:12,458
‎試試看啊，說吧

1507
01:27:12,541 --> 01:27:13,625
‎好

1508
01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:17,541
‎肯定要弄你那些植髮、噴點人工助曬

1509
01:27:17,625 --> 01:27:20,541
‎眼下打個肉毒，你懂的…

1510
01:27:21,416 --> 01:27:23,000
‎那種遊艇生活

1511
01:27:24,958 --> 01:27:27,958
‎說到遊艇，我們有一艘

1512
01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:32,250
‎事實上，我們有兩艘

1513
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:37,375
‎你只要退出就行了

1514
01:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,833
‎你又嚇跑一個男人了？

1515
01:28:03,125 --> 01:28:05,125
‎他的教養好多了

1516
01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:10,416
‎各位先生女士，請決賽入圍者朝舞池移動

1517
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:12,291
‎該宣佈前三名了

1518
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,250
‎近在咫尺，卻又遙不可及

1519
01:28:17,958 --> 01:28:20,208
‎有些人永遠不會贏

1520
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:24,083
‎諾瑪

1521
01:28:24,916 --> 01:28:26,458
‎你好像掉了這個

1522
01:28:30,541 --> 01:28:32,291
‎我好怕你會改變心意

1523
01:28:33,291 --> 01:28:34,875
‎今晚諾瑪請我們喝酒

1524
01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:38,125
‎開始吧，娜歐蜜

1525
01:28:38,625 --> 01:28:41,333
‎恭喜所有美麗的決賽入圍者

1526
01:28:41,958 --> 01:28:45,833
‎記住，進入前12名已經是莫大的榮譽

1527
01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:52,083
‎2026年年度最佳新娘的前三名是…

1528
01:28:56,375 --> 01:28:57,791
‎桑德和尤安妮卡

1529
01:28:57,875 --> 01:28:58,875
‎好耶

1530
01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:07,583
‎柯布斯和德莎

1531
01:29:11,500 --> 01:29:12,625
‎以及…

1532
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,375
‎深呼吸

1533
01:29:15,750 --> 01:29:17,958
‎法蘭克和蓮琪

1534
01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:26,291
‎恭喜前三名

1535
01:29:26,875 --> 01:29:30,166
‎現在要請你們分享，你們在婚禮上

1536
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,791
‎跳第一支舞時那個特別的時刻

1537
01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:34,750
‎好

1538
01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:46,333
‎抱歉

1539
01:29:47,541 --> 01:29:51,041
‎-一切都還好嗎？
‎-對，我只是想做得完美點

1540
01:30:13,875 --> 01:30:16,875
‎我們是要把舞跳好，還是要為自己而跳？

1541
01:30:17,958 --> 01:30:19,125
‎什麼意思？

1542
01:30:19,958 --> 01:30:21,250
‎你準備做那個動作了嗎？

1543
01:30:22,000 --> 01:30:23,416
‎現在？

1544
01:30:24,250 --> 01:30:25,708
‎蓮琪？

1545
01:30:26,291 --> 01:30:27,416
‎蓮琪

1546
01:30:31,833 --> 01:30:33,125
‎DJ

1547
01:30:33,875 --> 01:30:36,416
‎放一下《野蠻人》

1548
01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:38,500
‎不用啦，你們可以…

1549
01:30:40,458 --> 01:30:41,458
‎桑德

1550
01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:47,166
‎喝了水牛泉，我們就像鄉村舞廳的年輕人

1551
01:30:47,250 --> 01:30:48,625
‎蓮琪

1552
01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:51,916
‎今晚要是不小心，我們又要吃牢飯了

1553
01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:56,250
‎讓我解脫

1554
01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:58,500
‎狂歡一場吧

1555
01:30:58,583 --> 01:31:00,916
‎今晚又要被店家趕出去了

1556
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,208
‎女友又要跑了

1557
01:31:02,291 --> 01:31:03,916
‎你的舞技進步了

1558
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:06,250
‎-你這個野蠻人
‎-一定是因為你的新舞伴

1559
01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:10,041
‎看吧，你這個野蠻人

1560
01:31:11,291 --> 01:31:12,583
‎來吧

1561
01:31:13,666 --> 01:31:14,666
‎好耶

1562
01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:18,291
‎我已聽見公雞啼鳴

1563
01:31:18,375 --> 01:31:20,166
‎這就是泡在酒裡的下場

1564
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:22,083
‎梅爾開始打盹了嗎

1565
01:31:22,166 --> 01:31:23,958
‎沒有，他還在整理鬍鬚

1566
01:31:24,041 --> 01:31:26,041
‎那野蠻人要去狂歡啦

1567
01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:28,291
‎繫好安全帶，朋友

1568
01:31:28,375 --> 01:31:30,208
‎帶我醉，我快回家了

1569
01:31:30,291 --> 01:31:32,250
‎抱緊我，免得我狂舞到死

1570
01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:34,041
‎我說的話都是真心的

1571
01:31:38,875 --> 01:31:40,958
‎停，馬上停下來

1572
01:31:45,666 --> 01:31:47,125
‎這兩個人不屬於這裡

1573
01:31:47,791 --> 01:31:52,125
‎她幾個月前才在婚禮上被人拋棄

1574
01:31:52,958 --> 01:31:56,416
‎現在她突然結婚了？

1575
01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,458
‎還是跟這個男人

1576
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:00,333
‎不可能

1577
01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:02,916
‎蓮琪…

1578
01:32:03,458 --> 01:32:08,875
‎你連狗展都贏不了
‎更別說年度最佳新娘了

1579
01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:12,666
‎你巴不得你能像蓮琪一樣出色

1580
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:16,916
‎只因為你沒贏，你就把氣出在別人身上

1581
01:32:20,958 --> 01:32:23,916
‎人生中有比年度最佳新娘更重要的事

1582
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:25,375
‎沒有

1583
01:32:28,208 --> 01:32:29,708
‎我們沒有結婚

1584
01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:36,291
‎好，更糟的在後頭，我參賽的動機是錯的

1585
01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:38,958
‎為了報復普林斯盧一家

1586
01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:41,625
‎我想要的就只是一個家

1587
01:32:42,166 --> 01:32:43,833
‎他們卻踐踏了那個夢想

1588
01:32:47,833 --> 01:32:51,666
‎但我沒想到
‎法蘭克就是我一直在等待的英雄

1589
01:32:52,250 --> 01:32:55,333
‎漂泊浪子先生

1590
01:32:56,208 --> 01:32:57,833
‎吸引了所有的人

1591
01:33:01,166 --> 01:33:03,250
‎我所認識最誠實的騙子

1592
01:33:05,166 --> 01:33:07,500
‎我終於找到我的幸福天地了

1593
01:33:09,083 --> 01:33:12,666
‎重點完全不是輸或贏

1594
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:29,541
‎我們要退賽，我們要退出

1595
01:33:31,583 --> 01:33:35,333
‎對了，我在婚禮上等桑德時
‎他在跟尤安妮卡上床

1596
01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:37,875
‎-不對
‎-不是那樣的

1597
01:33:38,416 --> 01:33:41,083
‎我會把照片傳給你們，再見

1598
01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:44,083
‎是普林斯盧家族啦

1599
01:34:18,791 --> 01:34:20,791
‎（林登孤兒院）

1600
01:38:22,750 --> 01:38:27,750
‎字幕翻譯：宋梅君