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BAD NEIGHBOURS
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Hi, Sis!
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Hi.
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- What do you look like?
- I came straight from the event.
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Things are a bit chaotic. Could I stay
with you for a week till they settle down?
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Of course. But I don't quite get it.
What have you done?
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I've... ruined a marriage, apparently.
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Wasn't that Harry Flodman?
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He's burying his mother today.
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- Was that the coffin?
- I think so.
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- Was it home-made?
- Looked like it.
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Okay. So nothing's changed out here.
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To think it'll be the first thing Stefan
Carlsson sees when he moves here.
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Who's that?
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- Surely you've heard of Stefan Carlsson?
- No.
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- The old prime minister.
- Oh, him.
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- Is he moving here?
- Yes. He is, actually.
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"You're such a shit" - vomit emoji.
"Hope you get cancer"...
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- Oh my God!
- Vomit emoji.
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"How the hell can you do this to Minou?"
Vomit emoji.
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You can just write something back.
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Are you mad?
It'll just trigger them even more.
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- Look, the removal men are here.
- Yep.
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That's Stefan Carlsson. Look!
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He's going to put this village on the map.
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It'll be so good for the area.
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So good.
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Right. I'm apparently a pathological liar
and an alcoholic now.
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Can't you put that away?
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- I was thinking a barbecue tonight.
- Sounds okay to me.
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- Hanna!
- Hi!
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- Have you moved back?
- I'm just visiting my sister.
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Wow. You're expecting!
That's amazing.
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- Looking good!
- Thanks!
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- So who's the dad?
- Let's leave that for another time, eh?
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- Hanna? Can we take a selfie?
- Sure.
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Is it true or is Minou lying?
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Don't believe everything you read, girls.
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Thanks!
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Bye!
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- Where were we?
- I'm a 100 per cent on your side.
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- Thanks.
- But...
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...did you sleep with Minou's guy, then?
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Let's talk about that another time, Madde.
I need to help Sis. Nice to see you!
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Another time, then!
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I just met Madde. I don't know
if I can deal with her right now.
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Can I go before you?
My mother's funeral is about to start.
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My God, of course.
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- These cost 90 kronor.
- Right.
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This is just 70.
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Let's see...
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I'm a bit stressed...
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My mum died.
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- My mind's gone blank...
- What a surprise.
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Just take what you need.
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Right. Goodbye.
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Hello.
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This was stuck in my tyre!
Now I've got a puncture.
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- Got a jack?
- You can forget that.
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It's sick that you drive
your mum around like that.
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- Emma, you've got a jack, haven't you?
- It's none of our business.
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- But why did they puncture his tyre?
- Flodman has a bad reputation.
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He riles people.
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I hope he gets help. Maybe he will,
now that his mother's dead.
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Here they are - the cuties.
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Minou? Never heard of her.
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She's got a million followers and they all
hate me and spread rumours about me.
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They'll give up soon
and start picking on someone else.
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They won't. The fairytale couple are
splitting up and it's apparently my fault.
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Then maybe you should stop
sleeping with married men.
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Emma, I'm really starting to panic now.
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All my collaborations are buggered
and I'm penniless.
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- I'll end up a tramp or something...
- Ask Madde for a job at the Coop.
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Me? At the Coop?
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- Yes. And...?
- No!
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Emma?
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The newspaper will be interviewing
Stefan Carlsson at the big house soon.
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Can you keep an eye on Harry Flodman?
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Of course, no problem.
Leave it with us.
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- We don't want a village idiot stigma.
- No, we don't want that.
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Perfect.
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- Bye!
- Bye.
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That was the mayor.
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- You had a big smile on your face.
- Stop it. He's married.
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Right.
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I'm temping
and I'd really like it to be permanent.
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So I have to butter
the boss up at times.
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That's how it is
for us in the real world.
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Now come with me
and put that phone down.
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I don't think you can really
call this a country house.
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It's just a house in the country.
Go ahead and write that.
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Agneta and I intend to live
a modest life here.
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Is the champagne
to go into the wine cellar?
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"Cellar". We call it a cellar.
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Just because we happen to put wine in it
doesn't make it a wine cellar.
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Easy does it, that's expensive.
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You might think that's a genuine crystal
chandelier but it's nothing special.
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Is that so?
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It's mainly glass and plastic.
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We bought it cheap
from a local charity shop.
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- Hi!
- Go ahead and write that.
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Emma Fransson,
municipal head of communication.
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I'd just like to introduce myself
and say welcome and that...
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...you can direct reporters to me
if they get too pushy.
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Thank you. Well... anything else?
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- You first impressions so far?
- My first impressions? This is...
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...what social democratic community
is all about.
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What do people do in the big cities?
Get drunk, fight and shoot each other.
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And slag people off behind their backs.
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Here in the country,
we drink coffee - with cake -
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and speak well of each other.
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- Write that.
- Okay.
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Less boozing, more coffee.
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- Any other plans going forward?
- No plans. No plans at all.
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We just want to live an easy,
peaceful life. Peaceful above all.
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What's all this then?
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He's the son
of the woman who lived there.
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It was her funeral today.
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So he's here to clear the estate,
the poor chap.
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We'll leave him to it.
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It's a tough time...
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...when a mother dies.
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I remember when my own mother passed.
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I had a peculiar reaction.
I ate copious amounts of butter.
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A dismal time it was.
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Sad. Maybe we should go
and pass on our condolences?
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I don't think that will be necessary...
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Agneta?
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Agneta!
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We must go and greet the man
who's clearing the estate. Bring the cake.
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Harry Flodman isn't like other people.
Just so you know.
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I don't judge.
All people are equal in my eyes.
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Absolutely!
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- Don't write anything about Flodman.
- I'll write what I want.
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What a pigsty!
He'll have to remove all this.
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Who's there?
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We're just here to say hello.
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Who are you?
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I'm the new owner of the house.
My name's Stefan.
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And Agneta. I own
this country house along with Stefan.
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It's not a country house.
It's just a house.
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I'm a bit busy in here.
I've got the runs, see. Wait, I'll just...
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- Shit, no paper. Hang on, I'll just...
- Hi.
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We heard about your mother so we just
wanted to pass on our condolences.
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Me too. She died.
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Yes. I'm Stefan. That's my wife, Agneta.
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I'm Harry Flodman.
I don't have a wife.
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Sponge cake?
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I have no idea.
You'll have to lift the lid and check.
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Oh, I see! Come inside, all of you...
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Do you really want to have a coffee?
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The last owner didn't even speak to me.
He was an odd sort...
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I couldn't afford a coffin for Mum,
so I built one myself...
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...out of pallets from the factory.
You have to make do.
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To change the subject, when do you think
you'll have emptied the house?
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Why would I want to empty the house?
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Well...
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What, were you intending to stay in it?
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Oh yes, I love it here.
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But the cottage belongs
to our country house.
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House. It's a house.
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Flodman. What's it like to have
an ex-prime minister for a neighbour?
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Prime... An ex what?
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You recognise Stefan Carlsson, don't you?
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I've seen you on the TV, right?
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That's right, I recognise you!
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Listen, when am I going to get
a shower and toilet?
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The house will be pulled down.
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I see.
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But the house is...
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It'd be a pity to pull down
such a fine house. Where will you live?
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I think it's time to be going.
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Come along, Agneta.
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- Aren't we going to have cake?
- Thanks anyway.
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Did I do wrong?
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I'm sure it'll be fine.
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Goodbye.
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The agent said
the estate was uninhabited.
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Well it apparently isn't.
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It says here
he has a 40-year leasehold on it.
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How could you miss that?
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- Didn't you read the contract?
- Me? You were meant to deal with it.
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I trusted you and just signed it.
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That cake was yummy!
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Hold up! Where are you off to?
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To have a shower.
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Shower? You can't just come barging in.
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I don't have my own shower. So I always
have one here. I'll be really quick.
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- What is this?
- Bloody hell...
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He's entitled to three showers a week
until we build him a shower and a toilet.
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So we're to have this person running
around here at home? What is this?
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He has a right of occupation, Agneta.
There's nothing we can do about it.
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Why is he so happy?
What's he got to be happy about?
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He has to go. We have to evict him.
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Let's calm down. It'll just get
in the papers. There'll be headlines.
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"Stefan Carlsson evicts
intellectually challenged..." No.
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It's so nice to use a proper toilet.
This is sheer luxury...
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Hang on a sec. How did you get in?
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This is our home. You can't
just come stomping in willy nilly.
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No...
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Call that communications officer.
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Ask her to talk to the newspaper
and stop them writing about this.
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We're building no shower and toilet!
We'd never get rid of that person.
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Or whatever he is.
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- Had a lie-in?
- What else is there to do here?
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There's lots to do. You can help
do the shopping, rake leaves...
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...clear out the wardrobe...
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My God, do they never give up?
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I've been in a mental institution,
too, apparently. All these lies!
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I know.
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- And no one's backing me up.
- Then you'll just have to...
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CARLSSON: "THIS IS COMMUNITY"
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...get some real friends.
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There's nothing about Flodman here.
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No. That could be because
I had a little chat with the chief editor.
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Did you? How come?
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It's like my job. To protect
the area's media image.
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It's very important that Stefan Carlsson
is happy here.
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Why is that so important?
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Come on, quite the dumb act.
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Stefan Carlsson! He's chosen
our little village of all places.
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- That's massive.
- I thought he was rude to Harry Flodman.
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- I felt sorry for him.
- It's him. Shut up.
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Stefan! What can I do for you today?
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Hi, Stefan! How are you doing?
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Hello, Stefan. How are you doing?
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Hi, Stefan. How are you doing?
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Just fine, thanks.
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Tired. There's a lot to keep track of,
a lot of land to tend to.
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I'm sure there is.
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Here...
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...what does the council plan to do
with that Flodman?
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Do you have anything particular in mind?
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It's quite obvious the chap
has intellectual issues.
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The lift doesn't go all the way
to the top. I feel sorry for him. But...
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...maybe that's something
the council can help with?
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It's not really up to me, but sure -
of course we can help.
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We weren't intending
to run a care home here.
241
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:32,400
I can imagine
that wasn't exactly your plan!
242
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,800
There's a lot of talk in the village
about what he gets up to.
243
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:43,159
Maybe he needs a - what's it called -
home care assistant?
244
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,600
Right.
245
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:49,279
- I'll check it out. I'll pass it on.
- Sounds good.
246
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:52,799
We'd like to have a good
relationship with the council.
247
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,879
Maybe we can return the favour
one day if it's needed.
248
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:59,120
It is. We'd be very grateful for...
249
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,880
Very good.
250
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,960
Hello, Hanna.
251
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,719
Hi! What are you up to?
252
00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,960
Listen - can't you come
for dinner some day?
253
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,160
Sure, I can do that!
254
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:36,319
Maybe I could get a bit
of celebrity gossip from Stockholm!
255
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,479
Argh! He's such a pain, that idiot.
256
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,159
There you go. It's working again.
257
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,839
- I'll... see you later, Madde.
- Sure thing!
258
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:50,119
I replaced the compressor
and cleaned the cooling coil.
259
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,439
Will a fillet of pork do?
260
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,399
- Oh! So you think I did a good job, then!
- I do indeed.
261
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,759
Look, it's near its sell-by date,
so best eat it today.
262
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,799
Can I ask you something?
263
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,360
How long did it take you
to repair this display fridge?
264
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:08,080
- About three hours. Why?
- And what does the fillet cost?
265
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,719
Er... it's close to its sell-by date.
Half price.
266
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:17,039
Which makes it about
20 kronor an hour for that job.
267
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,120
What do you think about that?
268
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,319
What do I think about it?
269
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:29,239
Let's go in to my office.
Of course you deserve more.
270
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,000
That was just a little bonus.
271
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:44,799
It's someone to sort things out.
Help pay the bills, wash up, clean...
272
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,639
I doubt he's ever learned to do all that.
273
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,280
- Who wants to be a paid surrogate mum?
- You?
274
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,559
- Me?
- Yes. You said you were broke.
275
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,719
- Or is that beneath you now?
- No...
276
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:03,959
But I figure I'll soon get back my
collaborations, so I don't know if I...
277
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,559
Hanna. I've looked at your Instagram.
278
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,480
You're screwed.
279
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,479
Thanks for the pep talk.
280
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,719
I'm thinking of going back to it.
281
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,679
Being an influencer isn't a career.
282
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,680
It's a diagnosis. It's time to grow up.
283
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,679
You'd be a perfect care assistant.
I'll pay you an advance of 1,000 kronor.
284
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:31,759
- It's not that I'm above a normal job...
- Well, then. You felt sorry for him.
285
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,560
I came here to escape my problems,
not create new ones.
286
00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,120
Agneta?
287
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,280
Agneta, there are...
288
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:49,320
...crayfish pots in the store room
and a rowing boat by the lake.
289
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,680
I checked out the title deeds, too.
290
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,240
We have fishing rights, so we could
fish for crayfish one day.
291
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,840
I thought you were in the shower.
292
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,399
Wait, stop.
293
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,119
How did you get in without a key?
294
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:15,159
I have the key to the cellar, too.
295
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,800
There. It's ours.
296
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,960
- I have a contract for showering.
- It's no longer valid.
297
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,719
We checked with a lawyer.
298
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,319
I see. Strange.
Mum never said anything about that.
299
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,680
No. But there you go.
No more showers.
300
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,560
No...
301
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,920
- Isn't the contract valid?
- But the likes of him don't know that.
302
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,760
- Howdy!
- Hi.
303
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,320
Are you also out on a job?
304
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:10,600
- No, it's my sister's garden.
- Right.
305
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:18,239
How did it go at the Coop?
Did you get paid?
306
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,960
Yes! I was given this.
307
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:27,519
A guy in the warehouse had driven over
them but no matter, they taste the same.
308
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,720
- Want one?
- I'm good, thanks.
309
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,519
What are you getting
for painting the furniture?
310
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,119
- Nothing.
- Nothing?
311
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:41,439
No, nothing. It's punishment
for running over their cat.
312
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:47,119
- But that wasn't me.
- No? So why are you being punished?
313
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,920
Because everyone thinks it was me.
Doesn't matter what I say.
314
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,560
- I'm sure they don't mean anything by it.
- Oh, they do.
315
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:05,199
I have to go home now.
I need to get my tools.
316
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:11,360
I'll carry on later. I have to go
into the village to unblock a drain.
317
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,640
Coming...
318
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,479
You know - I think I can help you.
319
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:47,520
With what?
320
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,639
A home assistant
is exactly what it sounds like.
321
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:56,120
I can show you how
to wash and clean and stuff.
322
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,280
What do you say?
323
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,760
Do you find it that messy here?
324
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,720
What do you think
about washing up all that?
325
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,479
Wow, that's good of you!
Then I can go and fix the drain...
326
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,120
No, you'll do the washing up.
327
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,960
- Me?
- No one wants to be friends with a slob.
328
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,680
Because you have friends, right?
329
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,960
No. Not that I'm aware of.
330
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,640
I prefer my own company.
331
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,319
Because you know what you're getting.
332
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,040
You don't get let down.
333
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:52,279
- You can't survive without friends.
- It's all right.
334
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,600
You get used to it.
335
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,280
Anyway, I'm doing fine.
336
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,000
But surely you've had at least one friend?
337
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,160
A girlfriend, maybe?
338
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:14,000
Mum gave me a book about that once.
339
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,639
She kept going on
about wanting grandchildren.
340
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,560
Er... okay. Did it work?
341
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,280
- What?
- The book.
342
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,320
No. I tried Tinder last year.
343
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,240
How did that go?
344
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,440
I don't know. I've not heard anything yet.
345
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,799
- That's not a real hand grenade, is it?
- Yes.
346
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:43,359
Mum got this from Dad.
Look, if you pull out this pin...
347
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,760
...you have three seconds
before it blows...
348
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,840
You can't keep a hand grenade
in your kitchen drawer!
349
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,999
Why are you so cross all the time?
350
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,040
I'm not cross, I'm...
351
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,439
Flodman speaking...
352
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,680
I'm on my way.
No, no, it'll cost you hardly anything.
353
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:15,239
Before you head off to fix the drain
you and I need to practise something.
354
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,560
Hi, there!
355
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:22,319
Come on. We're going to do
a little role play,
356
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,559
so that you learn to get properly paid.
They'll just exploit you otherwise.
357
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,239
- Exploit?
- Exactly.
358
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:32,320
So I'll be the customer
who just called about the drain. Okay?
359
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,439
So... who will I be?
360
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,199
You'll be you, of course. Okay? Let's go.
361
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,119
- I'm the customer.
- And I'm me.
362
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,560
Yes, you're you.
363
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,640
- Hi!
- Hi.
364
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:51,720
Oh, my drain's blocked.
What'll it cost to clear it?
365
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,200
50 kronor...
366
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:58,959
- Say 1,000. That's what it costs.
- 1,000.
367
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:03,120
Oh, no, no, that's far too much.
368
00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:08,439
- But...?
- I'm playing the customer.
369
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,240
And I'm me.
370
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,239
100 kronor, then.
371
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,320
You're not meant to haggle.
372
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,440
You decide your value. No one else.
373
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,560
I don't do it for the money.
I do it because I'm needed.
374
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,280
I'll come with you. Would that be okay?
375
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,839
Remember to stand firm.
They won't dare to haggle.
376
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:47,239
- You have to be a bit tough and strong.
- You sound like Mum.
377
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,559
She always went on
about the "survival of the fittest".
378
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,280
Okay... What do you think
she meant by that?
379
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,679
The fittest wins. But it doesn't work.
380
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,720
I tried to answer back on Facebook
when they wrote nasty things about Mum.
381
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,800
She was handed a report of concern.
I got the whole village after me.
382
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,520
Internet is... worse than booze.
383
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:18,959
People brag and put up photos
of revolting food.
384
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,440
And they're nasty and cruel.
385
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,360
Tell me about it.
386
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,320
I don't like her.
387
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,320
Madde? What's she done to you?
388
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,039
You shouldn't badmouth people.
389
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,160
Because it makes you one of them.
390
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:48,120
Ugh! Look! Eh?
391
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,960
- It's a whole wig full of toenails.
- What's the charge?
392
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,160
1,000 kronor. For two minutes' work?
393
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,439
You don't need to feel stupid.
I know you can't do the sums.
394
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,440
I'll give you 100.
395
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:14,080
I decide how much I'm worth, not you.
396
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,559
I think you're a little confused.
397
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:22,079
Right. It was her who said
I should charge 1,000.
398
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:27,319
- I'll pay you through my phone.
- I just take cash. No tax, you know.
399
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:30,639
You can pay me.
I'll give him the cash later.
400
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,959
Sorry, but you need to be more
pedagogical with him if he's to get it.
401
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,200
I do?
402
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,719
You can't trust him. He's a Flodman.
403
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:45,960
- He steals. And tortures animals.
- How do you know that?
404
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,960
I've heard the rumours.
405
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,920
Well, in that case...
406
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:59,520
It was... wrong of me to blame you.
407
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,199
It... wasn't on.
408
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,760
It's okay.
409
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,960
100 kronor is good enough for me.
We can split it. That'll be...
410
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,200
That'll be half each.
411
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,839
I miss the cut and thrust of parliament.
It feels empty here.
412
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,359
It won't be long before I'm forgotten.
413
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:27,679
But you're still one of the bank
directors. That's enough for you, Stefan.
414
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,559
I'll have to write some nasty op-ed
about the climate or some such shit.
415
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:36,360
- So they don't think I've wasted away.
- You must learn to wind down.
416
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,719
And I have to get this phone serviced.
417
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,440
- Why's that?
- It never rings.
418
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,519
It must be broken.
It used to ring all the time.
419
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,840
This fan hardly sucks at all.
420
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,479
I can fix it.
Where did you put the toolbox?
421
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,679
Come on, you're cackhanded.
422
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,880
Open the window
and then go and lay the table.
423
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,640
- Did you speak to the lawyers?
- They're going to call back.
424
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,040
I just don't get
where this belly's come from.
425
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,120
I should've raised the VAT on food.
426
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:35,279
- Don't think about that now.
- I just want to be a bit happy.
427
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,839
I just don't quite know
how to go about it.
428
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:42,159
It feels like blinds have come down
in front of my eyes.
429
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,240
What you need is a glass of wine.
430
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:51,320
Shall we ask the other directors round for
crayfish? You love a song and a speech.
431
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,999
- The fishing period's expired.
- What's a week here or there?
432
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,680
It's our water!
433
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:03,399
If we're seen, it'll get into the papers,
and I can't be having that.
434
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,520
Stop bothering about approval ratings.
435
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,040
All that's over now.
436
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:12,479
- Nice wine.
- Good.
437
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,880
The blinds have lifted a bit.
438
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,800
- I agree about a crayfish party.
- Good.
439
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,599
Know what I heard in the village?
440
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,399
The ones we bought the house off
ended up in psychiatric care.
441
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,560
- Why?
- Flodman.
442
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,760
- If that's what you want to believe...
- What's that stink?
443
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,960
Can't you smell it?
444
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,680
What is this?
445
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,519
- Eh?
- He's emptying the shit from his privy!
446
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,759
But we're eating!
447
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,879
Maybe that's what they do out here.
448
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:03,479
- It's time to put our feet down.
- Let's just get him a shower and toilet.
449
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,120
If we do, we'll never be rid of the man.
450
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,760
Grab your coat and umbrella.
We're going to have a word.
451
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:16,800
- Look! They want another coffee time.
- What are you playing at?
452
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,039
This is our land.
453
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,319
My privy was full.
454
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:26,399
We don't want to see some privy
when we're cooking in our country house!
455
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,920
It's a house. I've told you that, Agneta.
456
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:35,239
And we'd appreciate it...
if you cleared away some of the junk here.
457
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:39,679
- The cottage belongs to us, after all.
- Why are you so cross?
458
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,399
Well. Maybe your carer
can explain that to you.
459
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,000
And there'll be no more showering here.
Do you understand?
460
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:49,960
Yes.
461
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,960
Come along.
462
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,239
"Carer"? Are you my carer?
463
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,999
Of course not.
464
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,559
Maybe you can ask when
you're getting your shower and toilet.
465
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,079
The contract's expired.
466
00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:14,200
- I don't think that's right.
- It is. He's been prime minister.
467
00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:19,880
Look, dig out that contract
and I can take a look at it tomorrow.
468
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,000
Okay.
469
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,840
Have you lost your mind?
470
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,319
Your job is to make sure Flodman
behaves himself,
471
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,119
not to annoy Stefan Carlsson.
472
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,759
I don't get why it's so important
to pander to Stefan Carlsson.
473
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,840
I've told you. I...
474
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:42,560
...am really struggling
to get a permanent position.
475
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:48,200
If Stefan Carlsson's happy,
it means I've done a good job.
476
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,159
So Flodman isn't worth anything.
477
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:57,640
Hanna. A village idiot can't win
against someone who's run the country!
478
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,200
Mind you don't fall in, Stefan!
479
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,399
Shut up.
480
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,960
I've done this hundreds of times.
481
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,399
There. That's all of them.
482
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,640
How are you intending
to bring the pots back up?
483
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,520
You threw them in without floats.
484
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,160
Oh, sweetheart.
485
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,840
You really are not quite with it.
486
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,599
I do know how to do this,
but you won't shut up, Agneta.
487
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:41,679
You need to learn that you don't
have to be best at everything.
488
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:46,279
I'll buy some crayfish
on my way to the bank.
489
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,880
It'll be fine.
490
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,320
- Are you rowing?
- I'm rowing.
491
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,759
I can't take this.
492
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,279
Now I'm apparently carrying
Minou's boyfriend's baby.
493
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:01,399
Can't you just apologise to that old
gossip and put an end to all this?
494
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:06,079
- Because her guy was unfaithful?
- Yes, or delete the app.
495
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,959
Instagram is for pathological liars
and those with too much time.
496
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,120
Make yourself useful now instead.
497
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,759
Why were you out driving with Flodman?
498
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,959
- Hi! He gave me a lift, that's all.
- Does he even have a driving licence?
499
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,319
Why wouldn't he?
500
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:28,400
Come on! He'd never pass the theory test.
501
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,600
You know that, right?
502
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,399
Is it true you're pregnant?
503
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,280
- No, Madde, I'm not pregnant.
- No.
504
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:44,520
I didn't think so.
I'm on your side in this. 100 per cent.
505
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,999
- Dinner at mine. Friday?
- Okay.
506
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,519
- Yes? Deli stuff. It'll be nice.
- Okay.
507
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,240
And celebrity gossip!
I want to hear all about Stockholm!
508
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,720
Madde's mum died last winter.
Froze to death in a snowdrift.
509
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,999
I don't really remember her.
510
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,479
- Yes, you do.
- I don't.
511
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,760
The dinner lady who cut her finger off.
When you were in primary school.
512
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,959
Surely you remember her - the alcoholic.
513
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,240
Oh, yes.
514
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,480
Bought moonshine from Flodman's mum.
Just so you know.
515
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,520
You take what you've got. I've washed up
the bottles so I've got eight or nine.
516
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:43,479
- Hello.
- Oh. It's okay.
517
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:48,039
She's my home assistant.
She's alright.
518
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,720
I can pay next time, okay?
519
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:56,640
I saw in Mum's cash-book
that you haven't paid for two months.
520
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,439
I couldn't even afford a coffin for her.
521
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,480
No... But can't you see
I'm in a bad way here?
522
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:08,479
Mum said I shouldn't trust alcoholics.
523
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,319
I'm not an alcoholic.
524
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,720
I'm just a bit hard up.
525
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,999
My boy's grown out of his hockey kit
and I need to buy him a new one.
526
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:25,560
So he'll be really upset if he...
He can't drop out of hockey.
527
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,000
But you don't care, right?
528
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,360
I do...
529
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,519
I don't want him to be upset...
530
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,519
You can pay me
when you've got the money.
531
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,520
You know what? This time it's free.
532
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,760
Thanks.
533
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:52,320
I can't have the boy being upset...
534
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,960
Moonshine. You know that's...
535
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,639
...illegal, right?
536
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,959
We've got no off-licence here.
537
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,080
Listen. That guy...
538
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,440
He cheated you.
539
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,000
- He was in difficulty.
- He wasn't.
540
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,679
But he said so.
541
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:15,639
He was playing on your emotions
to avoid paying up.
542
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,999
You're too gullible, Flodman.
543
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:23,000
- So it's wrong to be decent now, is it?
- Yes. If you get conned.
544
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,599
Let's have a look at that contract.
545
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:32,480
- Get it out and let's go through it.
- It's gone. I searched all night for it.
546
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,639
That's not so good.
547
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,839
Just don't tell Stefan Carlsson that.
548
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,400
No.
549
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:43,120
Listen...
550
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,439
I heard that people have drunk themselves
to death on your mum's booze.
551
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:52,600
Don't say that about Mum.
Mum never did wrong.
552
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,040
- If she did, it wasn't her fault.
- Forget your mother.
553
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,199
I can't.
554
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,999
I hear her all the time, inside my head.
555
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,760
Okay. And what does she say?
556
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:26,120
You know what you should do?
Win Stefan Carlson over.
557
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:31,720
- How?
- You could start by...
558
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,999
...moving your privy like he wants you to.
559
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,879
And removing all this junk
from the garden.
560
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,800
No, I want it to be like it's always been.
561
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:47,199
Harry, sometimes you have to
suck up to idiots to get by, okay?
562
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,280
Let's do another role play.
563
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,639
Role play? Okay.
564
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,080
You're going to learn how to suck up.
565
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:01,880
- Suck up?
- Yes. Everyone manipulates to get by.
566
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:06,840
Can't I just be myself?
I just want to be straight with people.
567
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,560
Hey!
568
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,559
- What's going on?
- It's okay. It's just an air rifle.
569
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,959
They show up sometimes. It's no problem.
570
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,119
How can you not find this a problem?
571
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:25,239
They don't want to get a hiding.
It's better they shoot me. I can take it.
572
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:26,960
I'll get you!
573
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,519
Then they run away.
574
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,119
It can't go on like this, Harry.
575
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,880
- What do you mean?
- Getting shot at!
576
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,440
- Where are you going now?
- I'm just getting a few things.
577
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,240
Here comes the tunnel.
578
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,799
As I was showering I heard Stefan.
He was keen.
579
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,080
Is it sucking up
if I fish him up a few kilos?
580
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:10,680
- Crayfish? But it's autumn!
- So what? They'll taste the same.
581
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,120
Sure. Why not?
582
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,880
Good initiative. You've now learnt
how to manipulate people. Careful!
583
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:29,119
- You have a driving licence, right?
- I'm getting one...
584
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,680
I just have to pass the theory test first.
585
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:37,119
- I can help you study for it.
- There's no point.
586
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:42,639
At school, my mind was always filled
with other things when I had to study.
587
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,039
Like what?
588
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:50,080
Like why lasagne goes soft in the oven
while gingerbread dough gets hard.
589
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,800
- I guess I'm just soft in the head...
- Watch out!
590
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,520
You're not soft in the head, Flodman.
591
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:19,319
You're going to have to seal
this boat properly, Flodman.
592
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,480
It's not my boat. It belongs to the house.
593
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,800
I usually borrow her.
594
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,800
You remind me of Sussie.
595
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,600
- Who's that?
- Just a girl.
596
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,399
Kept wanting to teach me stuff.
597
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,599
Are we talking a girlfriend?
598
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,840
Yes, but it was in the 1900s.
599
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,400
Tell me more! How did you meet?
600
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,759
I use to do odd jobs around the school.
601
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,960
She was a dinner lady there.
602
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,319
Dinner lady?
The one who cut her finger off?
603
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,919
Do you mean Madde's mum
who froze to death?
604
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,079
It wasn't Mum's fault!
605
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,320
She said so and that's that.
606
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,640
So how long
were you together with Sussie?
607
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:20,120
She just took off one day.
Came back with a kid.
608
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,120
- Madde?
- I don't like her.
609
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,920
So who's Madde's father?
610
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,080
No idea. Some idiot or other.
611
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,439
- Maybe she doesn't want people to know.
- Why?
612
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,560
- I suppose she's ashamed.
- Of what?
613
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:47,639
- He's not exactly a brain-box.
- Is that so strange?
614
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:52,119
When you're told from morning to night
that you're dim, you end up believing it.
615
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,280
Emma!
616
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,439
Wow! One look at me
and he was off like a shot!
617
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,199
Did he want to come in?
Am I some sort of cock-blocker now?
618
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,040
God, you're gross!
619
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,400
What? You think
I'm sleeping my way to a job?
620
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,680
God, you're childish.
I barely have sex with myself any more.
621
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:23,160
No.
622
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,240
Hanna?
623
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:48,480
I'm round the back.
624
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:58,999
- Now they won't have to see my privy.
- That's great.
625
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,359
I see that you've removed
all the junk from outside, too.
626
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,400
Yeah, I dumped the lot in the lake.
627
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,480
In the lake?
628
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:11,839
Are you stup...
The lake isn't a rubbish dump, Flodman.
629
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,280
- People will see it.
- Oh no, it's on the bottom.
630
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,520
Oh, please...
631
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,880
Come inside and have a look.
632
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,959
I spent all night tidying up.
633
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,439
You have to get rid of the booze
and retrieve the junk.
634
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:37,039
And then hand in that grenade
to the police, but you know that, right?
635
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,199
The police don't like me.
636
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,319
I can always try to disarm it...
637
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,919
No, stop! I don't want to die! Okay?
Put it down.
638
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,600
We'll figure out what to do with it later.
639
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,640
Oh my God, how cute!
640
00:47:56,720 --> 00:47:59,399
- Whose shoes are these?
- They're mine.
641
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:04,040
Mum put them away for the next kid.
She was good with children.
642
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:08,119
There weren't any more, though.
They castrated her.
643
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:10,960
One village idiot was enough, they said.
644
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,720
Sure, it would've been nice
to have had a little sister...
645
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:19,920
...with plaits and... dresses and stuff.
646
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,799
Have... you ever thought
of having kids of your own?
647
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,439
Pah, no! Kids shouldn't have
to feel ashamed of their parents.
648
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,599
No beer now! We're off to the house
to tell them you've moved your privy.
649
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,200
And you can ask them if they need
anything fixing. It's what you're good at.
650
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,360
Yeah. But would it be work or sucking up?
651
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,840
100 per cent sucking up.
652
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:56,359
You're not going to put that designer
candlestick in the window for all to see?
653
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:00,799
But darling, you don't need to think
about the party any more.
654
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,159
By the way, I spoke to the lawyer.
We can't evict him.
655
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:07,679
We can. He tortures animals.
I'm sure we can use that in court.
656
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,840
- I've not seen any animals there.
- Because they've been tortured to death!
657
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:16,720
And I've heard tell
that Flodman's parents were siblings, too.
658
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,920
Poor guy. It's so sad.
659
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,319
Isn't it just.
660
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:30,920
On the other hand, it doesn't seem
to bother him. He's happy, no matter what.
661
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,479
It's unjust that daft people
are often happier than clever ones.
662
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:40,519
I can't even remember
when I was last happy.
663
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,720
- Sweetheart...
- Bloody hell.
664
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,160
I regret accepting a directorship.
665
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,440
I hate the bank.
666
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:55,320
My obituary will say
that I ended my life as a capitalist pig.
667
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:01,639
Rather Champagne and caviar
than a nice obituary if you ask me.
668
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:05,200
Don't forget to buy the crayfish
on your way home.
669
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,959
Please, no showering today.
670
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,639
I've tidied up the privy
and moved the garden.
671
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:17,639
- The other way round.
- Right. The other way round.
672
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,119
Do you have anything broken inside
that I can fix for you?
673
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,319
No, thanks, we can manage.
674
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,199
It won't cost anything.
675
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,560
He can have a look at the extractor fan.
676
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:33,239
There's nothing wrong with this fan.
It's working perfectly.
677
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:34,760
Really?
678
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,959
How come the fumes drift in?
679
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,760
I don't know. Let's have a look.
680
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:50,720
- Flodman?
- Yes?
681
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,440
- Are you always this happy?
- Yes indeed!
682
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:01,800
- How do you manage it?
- By not thinking so much.
683
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:05,160
Ideally not at all. It makes me happy.
684
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:10,599
- But then you don't get much done.
- Like what?
685
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:14,719
Whatever. Career. Marriage.
686
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:18,159
You don't get to take anything
with you when you die.
687
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,119
Not even the wife.
688
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,400
No, thank God.
689
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:27,760
Ugh!
690
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,560
Come here!
691
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:34,520
Listen...
692
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,399
I wonder if we shouldn't sort you out
a shower and a toilet after all.
693
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,639
- You're kidding?!
- On one condition.
694
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,199
That you don't give us any trouble.
695
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,359
We should barely notice
that you're there at all. Can you do that?
696
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,039
- Yes.
- Good.
697
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,160
I just need to get Agneta on board.
698
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,519
That's very kind of you.
699
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:59,359
Not a word about this
until I've spoken to Agneta.
700
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,359
But he's tidied up the garden
and moved his privy.
701
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,439
Yes, I know.
But he made such a racket all night.
702
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,919
Hammering and whatnot.
703
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,519
You can ask the council
if they can find him some group home.
704
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,079
- He doesn't need one.
- Of course he does.
705
00:52:18,080 --> 00:52:20,879
He's just one big walking diagnosis.
706
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,240
No. Flodman's only diagnosis
is that he's too kind.
707
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,280
What's up with these remote controls?
708
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,239
- Did it go okay?
- Yes.
709
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,600
Yes, I'm getting a shower and a toilet.
710
00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:37,760
I didn't say that, Flodman.
711
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:43,159
You'll have to take better care of him.
The chap's not well.
712
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,040
The chap feels fine.
713
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:49,919
Come, come, my dear man,
you can't stay in that cottage. All alone.
714
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,039
- I can.
- You can't.
715
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,679
We're going to find you a group home.
716
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,439
What is wrong with these damn gadgets?
717
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:00,120
What's wrong with just On and Off?
718
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,880
Leave our things alone.
Keep your hands off them.
719
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:23,840
- You did well in there, Flodman.
- I am not moving into a home.
720
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,239
Don't.
721
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:37,639
You should never give in
if you have right on your side.
722
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,279
I do not intend to move.
723
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,240
No one's moving you from your cottage.
724
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:47,239
I want to know why you promised him
a shower and toilet behind my back.
725
00:53:47,240 --> 00:53:51,119
I haven't. But as for the privy,
726
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:56,399
legally speaking, we're obliged
to empty the bucket,
727
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,639
because it's on our land.
728
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,799
- Oh, my God.
- Exactly.
729
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:05,079
Shouldn't we offer the municipality
something so they help us with this?
730
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,999
- Like what?
- An off-licence. They don't have one.
731
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:14,040
- I don't have the powers to do that.
- I know. But they don't...
732
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:18,919
But Stefan Carlsson doesn't have
the authority to decide this.
733
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,359
Naturally. But the voters don't know that.
734
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,959
We just need to instil some optimism.
735
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,760
Whether an off-licence opens or not
is neither here nor there.
736
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,479
- Good thinking.
- Thank you.
737
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,999
I'll make sure to get this out
to the media asap.
738
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,320
Do so.
739
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:46,680
How does that feel? Eh?
740
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,440
- Is that nice?
- Stop it.
741
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,720
I don't quite know...
742
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:57,640
Do you get the shivers?
Goose pimples? I do.
743
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,239
- Would you like more?
- My position, by the way.
744
00:55:03,240 --> 00:55:06,160
When will that be decided?
745
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:10,919
We're having the final screening
one evening soon.
746
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,600
So who's involved?
747
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:17,720
Me... and you. And a bottle of wine.
748
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,360
You're funny.
749
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,360
You think so?
750
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:30,840
- Am I just funny?
- No, you're many things.
751
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,359
You think that...
752
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:37,119
Just one more thing.
753
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:41,319
Stefan Carlsson never does anything
without wanting something back.
754
00:55:41,320 --> 00:55:44,120
Your sister. What's her name again?
755
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,240
Hanna.
756
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,599
Oh! Has something happened?
757
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:17,399
I was just having a dance.
I was feeling a bit down.
758
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,199
It's good to move around.
759
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,119
Come in! Great to see you!
760
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,999
- You're looking good!
- Thanks.
761
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,560
Come in!
762
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:30,559
Stop it. It's not everyone
who can bed Minou's boyfriend.
763
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,559
"Bed"? It was him who hit on me!
764
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:34,760
What?
765
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:41,199
That's not what the internet says.
766
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,119
I don't care what gets posted.
767
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:48,679
It's just trolls, who weren't
even there when it happened.
768
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:51,919
- But I was, right?
- God, yes.
769
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,000
Let's drop this now, Madde.
770
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,560
Who's the father?
771
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:02,320
Anyone I know?
772
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:06,159
No. He delivers bread to the shop.
773
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:10,119
He's dead hot. But married, of course.
774
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,679
The little one was made
in the Coop staff toilet.
775
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:16,640
- Okay!
- Not so romantic perhaps!
776
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,280
It's grim!
777
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,120
I go my own way.
778
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,240
Just like my mum did.
779
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:30,400
But you're going to tell the kid
who its father was?
780
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:33,760
Or?
781
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:39,120
Nah. I got by without a father.
782
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:44,200
But... did you really, Madde?
783
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,359
Remember when we did
showdance at school?
784
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,640
- Yes...
- Remember this?
785
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:01,200
Film me. Go on, film me.
786
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,520
The last one's good.
787
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:15,439
"What a village idiot" you're thinking!
788
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,959
If you hadn't been cancelled
you could've posted that!
789
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:20,640
Gold content!
790
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,720
Do you have any money
now that you've been cancelled?
791
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,960
Have a guess.
792
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,200
No.
793
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,280
Sorry, that was a smelly one!
794
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,520
Hey. Can't you be its godmother?
795
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,639
Madde...
796
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:58,000
What became of your father?
797
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,320
I know who it is.
798
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:09,160
He'd just ruin everything. Forget it.
799
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:20,600
Hey, what did Minou's guy
look like naked?
800
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,400
I knew it!
801
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,520
Good morning.
802
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,200
Or something?
803
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,040
Good morning.
804
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:44,439
Do you still have your theory book
from when you learned to drive?
805
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:49,079
- What do you want that for?
- I'm helping Flodman pass his test.
806
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,840
What? Flodman's always driving his car.
807
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,639
An off-licence?
808
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:59,760
STEFAN CARLSSON
PROMISES OFF-LICENCE
809
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,880
So the council's promised him
a favour in return now, has it?
810
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:10,200
- Don't get cross, now, Hanna.
- What are you going to say now?
811
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:17,959
The council's decided
to withdraw Flodman's home support.
812
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:19,760
So that's that.
813
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:27,679
- So I've been sacked, have I?
- It wasn't up to me, you know that.
814
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,960
Okay, then.
I guess I'll just have to work for free.
815
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:35,280
Hanna, don't screw things up for me, now!
816
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,280
You big baby.
817
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:49,080
So what's going on here?
818
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,279
Have I done wrong?
819
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:55,119
You told me to retrieve it from the lake.
820
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:59,080
I know. But now it's all back here again.
821
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,400
I...
822
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,239
I'll dump it in the forest later.
823
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,559
The forest is just as stupid as the lake.
Take it to the recycling centre.
824
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:13,519
I don't want to drive on the main road.
There might be police around.
825
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:15,000
Hey, look...!
826
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:22,320
- Do you think this'll make Stefan happy?
- Let's quit the sucking-up for now. Okay?
827
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:27,680
- What about the crayfish?
- You and I can have a crayfish party!
828
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:33,080
- With me?
- Yes. You want me to sit there on my own?
829
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:37,640
- Then I'll go and get some dill.
- You haven't passed your test yet!
830
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,760
We're going to do some studying now.
831
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:46,999
- Okay.
- I don't know.
832
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,080
No. Then what does this mean?
833
01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:53,199
It's a warning.
834
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,640
Warning for bad weather.
835
01:02:57,240 --> 01:03:00,639
No! You know there isn't a sign for that.
836
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,680
It means "roundabout".
Where you drive round and round.
837
01:03:05,880 --> 01:03:10,759
- We don't have roundabouts around here.
- Don't be daft.
838
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,760
What about this one?
839
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:15,600
Am I daft?
840
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:18,480
No.
841
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:21,680
- You're not daft.
- So why does no one like me?
842
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,560
I like you.
843
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,960
Why?
844
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,719
Because you're fun and kind...
845
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,839
- You're getting paid for saying that.
- No, I'm not.
846
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:39,400
I'm not your home assistant any more.
You don't need one.
847
01:03:40,880 --> 01:03:44,479
- So I'm not daft in the head?
- No, you're not.
848
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,360
You're... just a bit different.
849
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:50,600
- Different?
- Yes.
850
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,520
I'm different.
851
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,080
Yes, you are. As you should be!
852
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:02,320
You can't be loved by everyone.
853
01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:05,680
Only wimps are liked by everyone.
854
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:08,320
Yes.
855
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,559
Let's study tomorrow.
We're having crayfish and we need dill.
856
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:17,600
Do we? Wait, Flodman, I'll drive!
857
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,799
Wouldn't it be nice to invite others
to our crayfish party?
858
01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:26,079
- No it would not.
- It'd be fun.
859
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,759
Crisp bread. And proper cheese.
860
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:30,839
Hanna!
861
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:34,839
- Thanks for yesterday, Madde.
- I wasn't too much?
862
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,840
No, you were good.
863
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:39,160
See you at the tills!
864
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,720
Okay!
865
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:52,959
- Why do you hang out with him?
- I help him. He's nice.
866
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,640
Nice? You mean daft.
867
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:04,680
Hey. I saw that the junk heap is back
in the garden. That's not so good.
868
01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,440
Fancy coming to a crayfish party?
869
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,319
Crayfish party? Now, in October?
870
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:16,079
I think you'll love it in a group home.
871
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:19,679
You can hang out with crazy guys
who are just as crazy as you.
872
01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:23,920
- Wouldn't that be nice?
- If so, why aren't you living in one?
873
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:27,720
You can't eat something
you haven't paid for!
874
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,879
No, no, Flodman. No stealing sweets.
875
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:38,439
- Exactly. It's good that you tell him.
- But you're eating some too!
876
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,199
I don't eat sweets. I'm a grown-up.
877
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,199
These are for my grandkids.
878
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,479
He's a bit lost since his mother died.
He means no harm.
879
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:50,559
I just think it's a pity the council
doesn't take better care of the needy.
880
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,559
Thanks for lobbying for an off-licence.
881
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,599
Here you are. What did Stefan say?
882
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,519
- Nothing special.
- Hanna...
883
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,760
Are you Flodman's carer now?
884
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,119
No, we're just mates.
885
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:08,919
- And you were once so big.
- This is bigger. Much bigger.
886
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,800
Stefan Carlsson's on his way!
887
01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:15,839
- I need to buy cakes!
- Get sweets, I hear he loves them.
888
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,840
- Sour, salty, what does he like?
- No idea. Just get everything they have!
889
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:36,559
Things are looking up for the off-licence.
890
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:40,440
They are, are they?
That's wonderful, thank you so much.
891
01:06:41,560 --> 01:06:45,360
Then maybe you can do me and Agneta
a return favour.
892
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,199
Hi, Stefan!
893
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,559
I heard you liked sweets.
Hope it's the right mix.
894
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:56,920
Not for me, thanks.
I don't eat sweets, I'm a grown-up.
895
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,520
Where were we...?
896
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:05,679
Right, I heard that that home assistant
is still there.
897
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:09,479
Didn't we agree that we'd remove her?
898
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:13,600
- She's a bad influence on Flodman.
- Oh, dear.
899
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:18,519
She's helping him on a voluntary basis.
900
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:21,359
Then I think you should
tell her to stop at once.
901
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:22,920
Of course.
902
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:25,439
She's just a bit childish.
903
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:29,319
Flodman simply has to go.
He can't stay there.
904
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:35,279
It's no big deal for me, but my wife
feels like she's living a nightmare.
905
01:07:35,280 --> 01:07:37,839
She feels harassed.
906
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,320
We can't be having that.
907
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,600
Yes, it...
908
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:48,320
But we have to comply
with the municipal code.
909
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,239
We can't just forcibly evict him.
910
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,639
If it gets out,
we'll be in serious trouble.
911
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:58,839
Put him in a group home.
It can't be that hard.
912
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:01,760
I've seen it on TV.
913
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:04,319
"Welcome to Köping".
914
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:09,360
I hear you, Stefan. And what I hear
sounds very, very good.
915
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,440
But...
916
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,519
...the right of occupation is very strong.
917
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:23,800
If he can't cope on his own we'll have to
have him declared legally incompetent.
918
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:27,359
For his own good.
919
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,840
That sounds like a plan.
920
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:38,039
Though it's called a trusteeship these
days, right? But it's the same thing.
921
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:41,519
It's the same thing. Just different terms.
922
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,800
Then... we're in agreement.
923
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:53,040
Hi!
924
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,640
This is great!
925
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,160
- Can you manage?
- Yep.
926
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:04,600
- Your little belly. Hi!
- Hi!
927
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,359
This is going to be such fun!
928
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:11,399
Have you invited all our old classmates?
929
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,400
You'll find out.
I thought I'd make it a surprise.
930
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:16,600
Shit.
931
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:23,079
- This is Flodman's car, isn't it?
- Yes. He leant it to me. Come on!
932
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,519
Don't tell me
you've invited Flodman, Hanna.
933
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:30,959
Madde, I know you find this hard
but it's time you told him.
934
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:34,079
- Do you want my waters to break?
- No, I don't.
935
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,639
But Flodman has a right to know
that he has a daughter. That he has you.
936
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:41,079
Can't you see that I'm ashamed?
937
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:45,679
What do you think people will say?
This isn't funny!
938
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:49,959
I was the one who stood up for you when
you were bullied at school, remember?
939
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:52,040
Close the door and let's go.
940
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:55,080
Now it's your turn.
941
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:21,200
- Agneta?
- I'm in the kitchen.
942
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,599
Come here, I'm in the kitchen.
943
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,640
It smells of freshly cooked
crayfish outside.
944
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,639
Do you think Flodman
has fished up our crayfish?
945
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,320
It'd seem so.
946
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:43,599
It's the girl from the supermarket -
with that home assistant.
947
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,280
Didn't you say you'd had her removed?
948
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:54,280
- It looks like he's making moonshine.
- That's good.
949
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:59,240
Poaching and home-distilling.
Call the papers and the police.
950
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:04,039
I don't think that'd be wise.
Normal people don't consider it a crime.
951
01:11:04,040 --> 01:11:07,520
Who cares what normal people think?
952
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,920
He has to go!
953
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:14,000
- Hi, there!
- Hi.
954
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:15,920
This is Madde.
955
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:29,159
Come on, we're just here to eat crayfish.
956
01:11:29,160 --> 01:11:33,039
What would you say if I invited Hitler
to your crayfish party?
957
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:36,200
- "Hitler"?
- Say what you've done, Madde.
958
01:11:37,200 --> 01:11:40,480
- I just made fun of him now and then.
- It wasn't funny.
959
01:11:43,440 --> 01:11:48,520
She was once with a gang in the café
and they spat into my pizza.
960
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:53,719
I was fifteen years old!
And it wasn't me who spat.
961
01:11:53,720 --> 01:11:55,800
But you laughed, like this:
962
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:04,800
- Why did you do that?
- I don't want this, Hanna.
963
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:11,640
After giving my all to this country,
it all ends with a feud over a privy.
964
01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:17,559
- Will that be my legacy?
- Spare a thought for me, Stefan.
965
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:21,399
We're to grow old together here,
you and I.
966
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:25,560
Isn't it enough that I had you on loan
to the party for 20 years?
967
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:30,239
I want you for myself now, sweetheart.
968
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,720
It feels like the fizz has gone flat.
969
01:12:34,160 --> 01:12:37,040
Sometimes I wish
I was just a daft as Flodman.
970
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:42,079
He doesn't care about a legacy.
It doesn't bother him.
971
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,639
You can't wish to be daft.
972
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:48,040
Agneta - intelligence is a curse.
973
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:56,840
The journalist beats the police to it.
So typical for this country.
974
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:12,079
- Give this up now.
- No, Madde.
975
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,760
- Stop it.
- Let's go and sit down.
976
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:21,880
Too little dill. And they're over-cooked.
977
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:36,320
Okay. Er... Flodman...
978
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:39,800
...you told me about Sussie, didn't you?
979
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:43,680
I think about her every day.
980
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,720
Do you?
981
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,920
Mum stopped me going to her funeral.
982
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:55,400
I'd bought tulips
from the Coop and everything.
983
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,040
The yellow ones that Sussie loved.
984
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,320
Nice.
985
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,040
She wasn't ashamed of me like the others.
986
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,600
She was a good person.
987
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,839
Think about it, Flodman.
988
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:19,080
Wasn't it a bit odd that Sussie went away
and came home with a child?
989
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:22,880
Madde.
990
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,640
Okay, then I'll tell him.
991
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,640
You're going to be a grandfather.
992
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,719
But what...?
993
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:42,040
What about Madde's dad?
994
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:52,519
- Aren't they going to arrest him?
- No, he'll just get a fine.
995
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:57,000
Everyone distils their own booze
out in the country. Even the police.
996
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,720
We can't stand here. He can see us.
997
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:09,240
After this, surely his right of occupation
will be revoked?
998
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:22,760
- Hi.
- We're just having a breakfast meeting.
999
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:26,280
Good morning. We've met, haven't we?
1000
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:29,640
Yes. Maybe.
1001
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:37,040
Right. It's time for me to shake a leg.
1002
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,080
Okay.
1003
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,760
Good meeting.
1004
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:49,320
- Bye.
- Bye.
1005
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:55,760
My mobile.
1006
01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,160
In the bedroom.
1007
01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,600
Alright.
1008
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,520
- Bye.
- Bye.
1009
01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:15,239
- Worked night?
- Don't start.
1010
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:17,159
Hard negotiations I presume.
1011
01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:20,639
We had a drink after work.
He couldn't drive so he stayed over.
1012
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,279
So have you got
a permanent position now?
1013
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:25,480
And wasn't he married?
1014
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,799
"COUNCIL CARES LITTLE
FOR THE NEEDY"
1015
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,759
God, he really feels sorry for Flodman.
1016
01:16:36,760 --> 01:16:41,959
Illegal driving, home-distilling,
poaching...
1017
01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:44,640
and dumping waste in the lake. My God.
1018
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,439
At least he's not named.
1019
01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:51,679
Well that's great. Lucky that no one
will work out it's Flodman.
1020
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,839
Can't you just drop this?
1021
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:58,000
- Haven't you seen what's going viral?
- No.
1022
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:00,319
Check this out:
1023
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:03,639
Hanna, are you Flodman's carer now?
1024
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,399
No, we're just mates.
1025
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,000
And you were once so big.
1026
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:11,519
- Minou's posted it on her Instagram.
- Give it a rest.
1027
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:16,519
- You told me to look after Flodman.
- But not anymore.
1028
01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:19,720
The council has come up
with another plan.
1029
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,480
What plan?
1030
01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:25,840
Flodman's being assigned a trustee.
1031
01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:32,639
If he can't care for himself
the council has to step in.
1032
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:37,800
This isn't help. It's abuse.
You're fucking corrupt, Emma.
1033
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:49,040
What is it now?
1034
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:23,280
- What are you playing at?
- No pain, no gain, eh?
1035
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:30,999
When am I getting the shower and toilet
I'm entitled to? Answer me that!
1036
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:35,079
- You have to do something now, Stefan.
- What do you suggest - shoot him?
1037
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:40,480
Will the privy just be standing there
when the other directors arrive?
1038
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:46,319
The crayfish.
I forgot to go past the market.
1039
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:50,599
- I'll have to go to the shop.
- We'll serve frozen ones from the Coop?
1040
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:55,359
What's wrong with the Coop? Why the
snobbishness? I'm a working class guy.
1041
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:57,440
Who lives in a country house.
1042
01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:10,839
Stefan Carlsson called.
He wasn't a happy man.
1043
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:12,999
Flodman's winding him up.
What do we do?
1044
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:15,479
I've spoken to the doctor.
1045
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:18,639
It'll be difficult
to put him under a forced trusteeship.
1046
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:21,359
First they'll have to submit
a report of concern
1047
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,799
and that will take months to investigate.
1048
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:26,279
But things like that
can always be sped up.
1049
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:29,040
We'll just have to
get something on the doctor.
1050
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,599
"Get something"?
1051
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:34,959
You know, maybe he's applied
for planning permission.
1052
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:39,919
Or he has a potter in the family
who needs an arts grant, what do I know?
1053
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:43,200
We'll have to be a bit creative.
Let's go a sit down.
1054
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,799
I think we should do this...
1055
01:19:51,800 --> 01:19:54,439
Then there's the next instance.
1056
01:19:54,440 --> 01:19:59,959
The district court, which has to rule
on a forced trusteeship.
1057
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:03,119
- There are always loopholes.
- Yes.
1058
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:04,439
But...
1059
01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:07,119
The right of occupation is very strong.
1060
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:10,560
It could backfire on Carlsson
if he evicts him.
1061
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,920
- It was his own party that introduced it.
- Yes.
1062
01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:21,239
I think you're being a bit old-school.
You have to be much more creative
1063
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:24,840
if you're to enter local politics
and expect a permanent position here.
1064
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,360
What do you mean?
You've already promised me the job.
1065
01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,200
If I did, I have no memory of it.
1066
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:42,959
Stop this. You said so last night.
1067
01:20:42,960 --> 01:20:45,120
In which case I was talking in my sleep.
1068
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:50,760
If you want a future here with us
you need to show initiative.
1069
01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,639
Or maybe you mean show my lady bits.
1070
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:57,400
Tell me more. Give me details.
1071
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,800
What are you getting at?
1072
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:13,879
I did as you said, and stopped sucking up.
1073
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:17,040
Yeah... though I don't know...
1074
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,399
Maybe that wasn't your best idea.
1075
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:23,760
You said not to give in
if you have right on your side.
1076
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:25,599
No, but...
1077
01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:29,680
You said that people who are liked
by everyone are wimps. Ow!
1078
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,399
Shit!
1079
01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,799
- Fuck!
- You come here!
1080
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,080
- Let me go!
- Why are you so horrible to Flodman?
1081
01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,719
Let me go!
1082
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:43,680
- Now you apologise to him.
- He's in-bred, for fuck's sake!
1083
01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:48,799
- No, what are going to do now...?
- No! Stop it!
1084
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:52,319
- What are you doing?
- I'm not fucking in-bred.
1085
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,839
No, of course you're not.
1086
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:58,239
Maybe you can tell them
how you feel when they say that,
1087
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:01,440
instead of breaking his rifle.
1088
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,960
- It makes me angry.
- You sell my dad booze.
1089
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:21,160
Hey. Would you like some sweets?
1090
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,960
I'll buy you some. I'll be right back.
1091
01:22:25,320 --> 01:22:28,240
- You can't drive now!
- I'll be quick!
1092
01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:49,279
Look. Stefan Carlsson there.
He's shoplifting.
1093
01:22:49,280 --> 01:22:51,840
No. It's nothing.
1094
01:22:52,840 --> 01:22:54,960
Can't you see him?
1095
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:11,279
Please don't make a scene.
No one thinks Stefan's stealing.
1096
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,999
- You're a good guy, Flodman.
- When I did the same, I got thrown out.
1097
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:19,280
No one round here likes you driving
illegally and dumping junk in the lake.
1098
01:23:20,160 --> 01:23:23,919
And he sells booze to kids, too.
1099
01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:27,560
- What? I've never... Ow!
- Now let's all calm down.
1100
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:29,560
Calm down.
1101
01:23:30,386 --> 01:23:35,480
Come along, Mr Flodman. Situations
like this are not Mr Flodman's fault.
1102
01:23:36,293 --> 01:23:40,600
A society that despises weakness
soon becomes an ugly place to live.
1103
01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:43,599
This is not my Sweden.
1104
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:47,479
In my Sweden,
we care for the weak and outcast.
1105
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:51,439
I'll make sure you get the help
and support you need, Flodman.
1106
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:54,600
You're sounding like you did on the TV.
1107
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,119
What did he say? He apologised, right?
1108
01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,959
He said you're an in-bred moron
who needs locking up.
1109
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:08,119
- Where is he? Where is the bastard?
- Over there.
1110
01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:09,319
There he is!
1111
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:12,000
How dare you pick on my boy?
1112
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:15,960
Now apologise to my boy.
1113
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:20,279
Am I to apologise for him shooting me?
1114
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:23,319
- Did you shoot him?
- No. He's lying.
1115
01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:27,040
Of course he didn't. Of course not!
Apologise now.
1116
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:31,520
Sorry I broke your rifle.
It wasn't nice of me.
1117
01:24:32,360 --> 01:24:35,079
Stop there, Flodman. You forgot.
1118
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:39,840
You forgot to say you're
a fucking in-bred moron. Say it. Loud.
1119
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:50,760
Flodman. Tell my boy
that you're a fucking in-bred moron!
1120
01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:57,440
Come on, Flodman! Tell my boy that
you're a fucking in-bred moron. Loud.
1121
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:01,679
- I...am an...
- Stop this!
1122
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:07,200
Stay out of this. Go back to Stockholm
and grin on your fucking Instagram.
1123
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:09,200
Here.
1124
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:13,480
No way that's enough.
That's a 4,000 kronor rifle!
1125
01:25:14,480 --> 01:25:17,560
I gave you free booze.
1126
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:23,199
I've got nothing from you. Nothing.
I want your car.
1127
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,200
That's enough!
1128
01:25:26,360 --> 01:25:29,199
How the fuck can the likes of you
be on the loose?
1129
01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:33,040
That's what people say about you.
But I don't judge alcoholics.
1130
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:35,960
You fucking piece of filth.
1131
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,919
Just like your mother.
1132
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:41,639
You don't decide my worth.
1133
01:25:41,640 --> 01:25:44,600
Child abusers, Flodman,
have no worth.
1134
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:48,359
Give me the keys, now!
I'm taking your car.
1135
01:25:48,360 --> 01:25:50,999
I swear I won't give your dad
any more booze.
1136
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,879
- It'll stop things like this happening.
- Give me your car keys!
1137
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:57,399
- I want the keys!
- You can't have them!
1138
01:25:57,400 --> 01:26:00,760
I'm taking your keys. Give them to me.
1139
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:05,040
I'm taking your car!
1140
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:09,920
Leave my dad alone, I said!
1141
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:18,120
Your dad... Me?
1142
01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,240
Yes. You.
1143
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:57,560
Harry...
1144
01:26:58,960 --> 01:27:00,160
I'm sorry.
1145
01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:25,480
Let's try to think ahead, Flodman.
1146
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:29,199
You're going to be a grandfather.
1147
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:30,840
That's amazing.
1148
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,480
Grandpa.
1149
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:45,439
No. Don't do anything stupid now, Emma.
1150
01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:48,679
The council needs to inspect the cottage
1151
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:52,840
because it's been reported
as unfit for human habitation.
1152
01:27:53,920 --> 01:27:56,399
Are you trying to sound
like a bureaucrat now?
1153
01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,840
But it's...
1154
01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:02,200
It's actually insanitary
if there's no shower or toilet.
1155
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:04,720
But who's fault is that?
1156
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:09,439
Don't you understand it's Stefan Carlsson
who's the landlord?
1157
01:28:09,440 --> 01:28:12,720
It's his duty to make sure
there's a shower and toilet.
1158
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:17,599
Fredrik here
is a health and safety inspector.
1159
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:21,399
He'll judge whether
you can stay here, Flodman.
1160
01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:23,559
Why bother
when it's already been decided?
1161
01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:28,279
We've not decided... anything. We...
1162
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:30,079
Look, if it's unfit, it's unfit
1163
01:28:30,080 --> 01:28:34,359
and we'll arrange
a nice group home for you in the village.
1164
01:28:34,360 --> 01:28:37,200
A group home? No, no. Never!
1165
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:44,159
You'll at least have
a lovely shower and toilet.
1166
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:45,320
Yes, he will.
1167
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:51,519
Cheers and welcome!
1168
01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:55,840
If that bastard has destroyed my toilet,
I'm bloody well destroying his.
1169
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:00,600
Are you Stefan Carlsson's lapdog now?
1170
01:29:03,680 --> 01:29:09,399
Now just calm down.
This is for Flodman's own good.
1171
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:12,919
- We're going in.
- You have no right of entry!
1172
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:16,879
Have a word with your sister.
We need to be able to do our job here.
1173
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,800
He's got diagnoses.
1174
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,719
You're the one with diagnoses.
1175
01:29:21,720 --> 01:29:23,839
What do you mean?
1176
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:26,879
Pathological liar and psychopath,
for example.
1177
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:29,839
Whoa! What's all this?
1178
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:32,079
I can't put lipstick on that pig any more.
1179
01:29:32,080 --> 01:29:37,159
- What pig?
- You, and the whole fucking council!
1180
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:40,639
You're one big filthy pigsty,
corrupt as fuck.
1181
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:43,679
Now ask your sister to move
so that we can get to work.
1182
01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:47,479
Go ahead and crack on.
Meanwhile I'll call your wife.
1183
01:29:47,480 --> 01:29:49,399
No, don't... What do you want with her?
1184
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:52,159
I bet she'd like to know
what her pink pig is up to
1185
01:29:52,160 --> 01:29:54,839
when he's doing overtime
in other bedrooms.
1186
01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:58,360
- Hang up. We can discuss this.
- Camilla speaking...
1187
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:02,359
- Hello?
- Leave Flodman in peace, okay?
1188
01:30:02,360 --> 01:30:05,599
- What was that?
- Say it. Say it.
1189
01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,120
Who is this?
1190
01:30:08,200 --> 01:30:09,560
Hello?
1191
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:12,639
What's going on? Stop this now.
1192
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:15,120
Whoops, I think I got the wrong number.
1193
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:25,079
They're leaving now!
1194
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:27,159
- Lovely.
- Pleasant as always.
1195
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:28,520
Okay...
1196
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:34,360
I took these little rascals from our
fishing waters at dawn this morning.
1197
01:30:35,240 --> 01:30:36,680
I'll go round.
1198
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:43,040
Bon appetit.
1199
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,120
You've destroyed my privy.
1200
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:54,480
No worries, Flodman.
You can use our upstairs toilet for now.
1201
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:58,040
But please, no showering.
We have guests.
1202
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:05,879
The neighbour. Life in the country!
1203
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,999
- The snaps.
- Sorry?
1204
01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:10,680
The snaps. I forget to buy snaps.
1205
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:17,480
Please, sit down. I'll be back in a jiffy.
1206
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:23,399
- It looks delicious.
- Is that a cheese flan?
1207
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:24,959
Yes...
1208
01:31:24,960 --> 01:31:26,280
Flodman?
1209
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:32,120
Hello?
1210
01:31:35,320 --> 01:31:36,760
Three seconds.
1211
01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:44,000
Flodman?
1212
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:50,119
Do you want to come out
for a little chat?
1213
01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:51,640
About what?
1214
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:56,719
The privy thing got a bit out of hand.
I apologise.
1215
01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:59,039
I don't believe you.
1216
01:31:59,040 --> 01:32:03,959
Please, come out.
Everyone makes mistakes, me included.
1217
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:06,920
Flodman, you're a good chap.
Please, come out.
1218
01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:09,960
Are you coming out?
1219
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:20,839
Listen, you don't happen to have some
booze still tucked away down there?
1220
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:23,999
- Was it you that called the police?
- No, absolutely not.
1221
01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,479
If it had been,
I wouldn't be asking to buy some off you.
1222
01:32:27,480 --> 01:32:29,839
No, I see. You're right.
1223
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:31,919
500 kronor? Would that work?
1224
01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:35,800
No, no. In that case, I want
a new shower and a toilet in the cottage.
1225
01:32:37,040 --> 01:32:39,399
- I...
- You can't fool me.
1226
01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:41,799
- Harry... Can I call you Harry?
- Yes.
1227
01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:47,440
You have to trust me, Harry.
We'll work something out.
1228
01:32:51,920 --> 01:32:54,960
- Where have you been?
- I'm getting a shower and a toilet!
1229
01:32:55,640 --> 01:32:58,200
But... What are you doing now?
1230
01:32:59,960 --> 01:33:01,360
Hey...
1231
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,879
- What's happened?
- I'll tell you later.
1232
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:06,800
I'm taking care of this now.
1233
01:33:12,480 --> 01:33:14,200
Good, good.
1234
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:17,639
This... has to stay between us.
1235
01:33:17,640 --> 01:33:19,919
- Between us?
- Good.
1236
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:23,719
You're a decent chap, Harry.
Leave by the kitchen door when you go.
1237
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:26,279
So when do I get my shower and toilet?
1238
01:33:26,280 --> 01:33:30,519
All in good time. Be patient.
We'll look at that contract later.
1239
01:33:30,520 --> 01:33:35,160
I've lost it. But you have a copy.
I trust you.
1240
01:33:36,480 --> 01:33:38,680
We'll take a look at it later.
1241
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:52,120
Dear friends, the first drinking song
is always the worst.
1242
01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:56,920
It's like when you're still in the bath
when all the water's drained away.
1243
01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:01,680
You feel a bit pathetic and wrinkled
and bit dishevelled.
1244
01:34:02,560 --> 01:34:06,599
A crayfish feast
A crayfish feast
1245
01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:10,279
Raise a glass to the crayfish feast
1246
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:14,079
An empty glass at a crayfish feast
1247
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:17,959
Means the crayfish feast is not a feast
1248
01:34:17,960 --> 01:34:21,439
A crayfish feast
A crayfish feast
1249
01:34:21,440 --> 01:34:26,280
Raise a glass to the crayfish feast
1250
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,960
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
1251
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:33,519
Do you want something?
1252
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:38,919
Shall I run down to the lake, maybe,
and get you some Swedish crayfish?
1253
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:40,720
These ones are just Chinese.
1254
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:44,240
You're funny, Flodman.
1255
01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:49,079
Wait, I'll get you a chair.
You can join us for a bit.
1256
01:34:49,080 --> 01:34:52,079
- For me?
- There you go.
1257
01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:56,959
My friends, this is Harry Flodman,
our closest neighbour.
1258
01:34:56,960 --> 01:34:58,640
Welcome.
1259
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:04,200
Hi. Is Harry Flodman here?
1260
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:10,519
I heard that you're neighbours,
you and Stefan.
1261
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:14,319
Yes. They're giving me
a shower and a toilet.
1262
01:35:14,320 --> 01:35:16,639
Are they? Okay...
1263
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:20,799
I'm Monika, by the way.
I sit on the bank's board of directors.
1264
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:23,959
- Bank's...
- Board.
1265
01:35:23,960 --> 01:35:28,119
My dad robbed the bank in the 1980s.
1266
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,600
He bought me a new bike.
1267
01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:33,279
A Monark. Blue, it was.
1268
01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:36,440
Flodman, how about we change
the subject to something lighter.
1269
01:35:37,560 --> 01:35:39,600
Yes... He hanged himself.
1270
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:42,720
In Kumla prison.
1271
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:45,679
- Your father?
- Yes.
1272
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,400
How awful!
1273
01:35:48,120 --> 01:35:50,399
It was just as well, Mum said.
1274
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:53,559
I have lots of half-siblings
around the country.
1275
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:56,880
One lives in Alingsås, I know that much.
1276
01:35:58,400 --> 01:36:01,080
This is our neighbour's carer.
1277
01:36:02,040 --> 01:36:05,759
I'm Harry Flodman's friend, nothing else.
My name's Hanna. Hello!
1278
01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:07,159
Hello!
1279
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:10,280
How nice of you to pop by
and lower the average age a little.
1280
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:14,120
It's all a bit blokeish at the bank.
Even the women are blokeish.
1281
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:23,160
Why does the bank say you borrow money
when in reality you rent it?
1282
01:36:24,000 --> 01:36:27,679
- Good question. You have a point there.
- You think so?
1283
01:36:27,680 --> 01:36:32,680
I'd never be able to work at a bank
as I have dys... calculia.
1284
01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:35,439
Why, that's...
1285
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:41,200
Now... excuse me....I think it's time
for another little song.
1286
01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:43,120
Yes...
1287
01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:48,359
I believe in aquavit
1288
01:36:48,360 --> 01:36:53,039
I believe in dynamite
1289
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:57,399
It gives you strength to sing a song
1290
01:36:57,400 --> 01:37:01,559
And all your pains will soon be gone
1291
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:05,719
Your daily woes you soon forget
1292
01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:10,279
As your grog begins to take effect
1293
01:37:10,280 --> 01:37:14,079
A snaps, a toast, a song is sung
1294
01:37:14,080 --> 01:37:17,799
And then we knock it back in one
1295
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:19,840
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
1296
01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:27,759
I know more. Would you like to hear
them? The one about the farmhand...
1297
01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:31,159
No! No, thanks.
We don't have that much drink left.
1298
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:33,199
I can get you some more
of my home-brew...
1299
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:35,760
There's a cannister in the attic
the police missed.
1300
01:37:36,320 --> 01:37:40,200
You're funny, Flodman.
But there's no hurry.
1301
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:43,840
Stefan, I think you should wake up a bit.
1302
01:37:45,920 --> 01:37:49,800
I think we've heard enough
from the great philosopher for today.
1303
01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:55,679
Who's the great philosopher?
1304
01:37:55,680 --> 01:38:00,160
Yes! Now who could that be?!
1305
01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:06,159
- Have I done wrong?
- Yes. You've gatecrashed.
1306
01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:09,120
Stefan, show Flodman the door.
1307
01:38:11,640 --> 01:38:13,280
Thanks for coming.
1308
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:19,960
- You're scared of your wife, aren't you?
- Who isn't?
1309
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:29,400
The moron has terrorised us
day and night.
1310
01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:32,960
We've tried to support him
but it's no good.
1311
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:37,960
- Let's go, Flodman. Ignore them.
- One second.
1312
01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:44,119
No one's to be called a moron. That isn't
the kind of language we use in this house.
1313
01:38:44,120 --> 01:38:46,559
Flodman's a little challenged, that's all.
1314
01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:49,719
There's no point making up new terms.
1315
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:52,840
Everyone still thinks "moron".
1316
01:38:59,160 --> 01:39:00,879
- Are you there?
- Hi, Emma!
1317
01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:04,959
I'm at a crayfish do at the Carlssons'
with the bank directors.
1318
01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:09,239
You're on speaker.
You can tell them about the off-licence.
1319
01:39:09,240 --> 01:39:11,599
It's Emma Fransson from the council.
1320
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:14,479
You can turn that off.
I can explain if necessary.
1321
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:18,400
No, Stefan. Be quiet.
I'll be the one to explain first.
1322
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:23,039
Stefan Carlsson is trying to bribe
the council with an off-licence
1323
01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:26,439
so that they declare
Harry Flodman legally incompetent.
1324
01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:28,159
- Incompetent?
- No, no...
1325
01:39:28,160 --> 01:39:30,279
Hang up, please. It's all fabrication.
1326
01:39:30,280 --> 01:39:32,679
We can go to the papers if you'd rather?
1327
01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:35,999
If you can let me explain this myself.
We need some context.
1328
01:39:36,000 --> 01:39:42,119
The context is that he sells booze to kids
tortures animals, drives illegally,
1329
01:39:42,120 --> 01:39:45,320
and dumps junk in the lake.
That's the context.
1330
01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:48,520
Thank you, Emma. I'll call you back.
1331
01:39:49,120 --> 01:39:55,160
What is this fucking rabbit hole
I've gone down here?
1332
01:39:56,360 --> 01:40:01,599
Is there anyone who cares how I feel?
Do I even count?
1333
01:40:01,600 --> 01:40:03,919
Let's keep it down, Agneta.
1334
01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:08,799
Is it more important to pretend
that that moron is normal
1335
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:12,400
than for us to be left in peace?
1336
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:19,440
- Where are you going?
- The moron needs the toilet.
1337
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:21,920
Look.
1338
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:26,640
Let's go there.
1339
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:33,839
Come on, Flodman. We're going.
1340
01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:35,120
Thank you.
1341
01:40:35,800 --> 01:40:38,399
Good! Go and play your banjo.
1342
01:40:38,400 --> 01:40:43,240
That's enough. This is bullying,
and I cannot accept that.
1343
01:40:48,320 --> 01:40:52,279
Do you see now why the previous
owners of this country house went mad?
1344
01:40:52,280 --> 01:40:55,880
It's a house, Agneta.
House! House! House!
1345
01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:03,480
Jump in.
1346
01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:08,800
- Can you wait? I need to do something.
- What?
1347
01:41:16,840 --> 01:41:18,520
What the fuck...?
1348
01:41:26,280 --> 01:41:28,400
What the...? That was three seconds.
1349
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:30,760
No! Flodman!
1350
01:41:44,880 --> 01:41:47,320
No. Oh, God, oh, God...
1351
01:41:53,440 --> 01:41:56,799
Have you lost your mind?
Where are you going to live now?
1352
01:41:56,800 --> 01:41:59,800
I'd rather live in the car
than with those idiots. Get driving.
1353
01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:01,880
Drive.
1354
01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:15,399
- Hello!
- We're here to see Madde Wiberg.
1355
01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:17,520
Room 55.
1356
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:27,880
- I'm going home.
- You don't have a home.
1357
01:42:29,640 --> 01:42:33,640
You just blew it up. Come on, let's go in.
1358
01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:48,920
What are you standing there for? Come in!
1359
01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:04,880
Feet and fingers... Everything there?
1360
01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:07,920
Yes...
1361
01:43:08,920 --> 01:43:12,520
- What's his name?
- I'm wondering that, too.
1362
01:43:17,080 --> 01:43:18,960
Person.
1363
01:43:20,360 --> 01:43:23,039
- It's a person, Hanna.
- Yes.
1364
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:24,880
It's a person.
1365
01:43:27,280 --> 01:43:30,279
Let's just hope it doesn't take after me.
1366
01:43:30,280 --> 01:43:33,880
With luck, the bad genes
will skip a generation.
1367
01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:40,600
Take Elvis Presley's grandchildren.
They dislike bacon and peanut butter.
1368
01:43:44,320 --> 01:43:48,360
I swear. I won't tell anyone
I'm your grandfather.
1369
01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:51,919
To spare you the shame at school.
1370
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:53,840
We're not ashamed of you.
1371
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:01,239
- Would you like to hold him?
- No, no...
1372
01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:03,479
- Go on.
- I just break things.
1373
01:44:03,480 --> 01:44:05,120
You'll be fine.
1374
01:44:08,360 --> 01:44:09,680
There.
1375
01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:21,520
Hear that? Nice one.
1376
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:32,000
Don't forget to call his dad.
It's really important you do that.
1377
01:44:32,800 --> 01:44:34,800
Yes... Yes.
1378
01:44:36,200 --> 01:44:38,800
I'm your grandpa.
1379
01:44:40,280 --> 01:44:42,480
I won't let anyone bully you.
1380
01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:44,840
I'll teach you all I know.
1381
01:44:45,600 --> 01:44:50,200
How to chop wood, fish for crayfish...
1382
01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:53,840
...and unblock drains...
1383
01:44:54,960 --> 01:44:56,960
Well. That's about it.
1384
01:45:03,120 --> 01:45:04,800
Have I done wrong?
1385
01:45:05,560 --> 01:45:06,920
No.
1386
01:45:10,600 --> 01:45:12,959
- I'm Grandpa.
- Yes, you are.
1387
01:45:12,960 --> 01:45:15,039
You're Grandpa.
1388
01:45:15,040 --> 01:45:16,400
Yes.
1389
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:21,360
Smells nice.
1390
01:45:23,880 --> 01:45:25,960
You're with your grandpa.
1391
01:45:34,600 --> 01:45:38,559
Put that away, can't you?
Hasn't it all died down a bit by now?
1392
01:45:38,560 --> 01:45:43,039
No. The last time I checked
I'd apparently given him chlamydia.
1393
01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:46,880
- That's horrible. Had you?
- No, of course I hadn't.
1394
01:45:48,440 --> 01:45:52,439
The mayor's wife has started
to post stuff about me on Facebook.
1395
01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:55,839
- Has she?
- I've never seen so many vomit emojis.
1396
01:45:55,840 --> 01:45:59,280
Forget them.
You're too good for that job anyway.
1397
01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:03,319
And listen, be nice to Flodman.
1398
01:46:03,320 --> 01:46:05,799
I will, but he has to be careful.
1399
01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:10,000
If you throw one hand grenade
you might throw another, say the police.
1400
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:14,000
Harry Flodman is a survivor.
1401
01:46:18,800 --> 01:46:20,200
Right.
1402
01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:10,520
Can you hang on for a second?
I need to tell a friend something.
1403
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:13,959
You know - she's gone quiet.
1404
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:15,919
- Who?
- Mum.
1405
01:47:15,920 --> 01:47:18,680
- Right...
- Inside my head.
1406
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:23,519
The last thing she said
was that I'd make an okay grandfather.
1407
01:47:23,520 --> 01:47:27,839
But I mustn't let it go to my head.
Know what I replied?
1408
01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:31,959
You do your job, I'll do mine.
And then she went quiet.
1409
01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:33,439
Good!
1410
01:47:33,440 --> 01:47:35,519
Time to get off! We have to get going.
1411
01:47:35,520 --> 01:47:38,999
I knew all the traffic signs too,
when Madde tested me.
1412
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:42,239
I can live with her now
until I get a job.
1413
01:47:42,240 --> 01:47:45,640
She's got a lovely shower and toilet.
1414
01:47:46,240 --> 01:47:48,680
What job are you thinking of getting?
1415
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:53,599
I'm thinking of becoming a politician.
1416
01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:57,200
The pay's good. And you don't even
need a secondary education.
1417
01:47:57,880 --> 01:48:00,919
- No. I'm sure you'll be fine.
- Yeah.
1418
01:48:00,920 --> 01:48:03,320
Hey, you! Time to get off!
1419
01:48:04,560 --> 01:48:08,800
- Look, can I take a selfie with you?
- Why?
1420
01:48:09,800 --> 01:48:13,800
- It's what friends do, isn't it?
- Right. They do.
1421
01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:22,840
There. Nice!
1422
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:35,040
We're leaving. You need to get off!
1423
01:48:36,040 --> 01:48:40,000
Hey. Tell Madde I want to be godmother.
1424
01:48:43,360 --> 01:48:47,159
Madde! Madde!
Hanna wants to be Kaspian's godmother!
1425
01:48:47,160 --> 01:48:49,200
That's great!
1426
01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:31,720
HANNAOFFICIAL: A TRUE FRIEND.
THE REST OF YOU - FUCK OFF!