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DISEMBODIED VOICE: [non-english speech]
[heavy music]
HAROLD: I'm really glad you can do this.
It's a big help.
Oh, no, Mr. Finch.
Actually, it's really helping me out.
I've been needing something like this.
Good.
So there's some things about the house that you should know.
Some of the doors like to stick.
So if you close one and it doesn't open, don't worry.
Just put a little effort into it and kind of pop it back open.
What else?
Oh, there's motion-activated security lights in the backyard
that some of the neighborhood animals will trigger.
So please keep all the exterior doors locked.
We don't want any reason for anything
to happen to you while you're at my house, you know?
[laughs]
Yes, sir.
Oh, and I know you had asked me to do this at your house alone,
but would it be OK if I had brought some friends with me?
Yeah, sure.
Hey, they can get in on some of that pizza
I'm going to leave you some money for.
Awesome.
Thanks so much, Mr. Finch.
HAROLD: OK, well, we'll see you this weekend.
See you then.
Hey, Dani, are you working?
Great.
I'm gonna come by the shop.
All right.
Bye.
[upbeat music]
Recommend.
Oh.
Hey, Dani.
Hey, what's up?
You good?
OK, so you are telling me that you want me to come house-sit
for this guy with you?
Yes, please.
And he's OK with you just having, like, random people
while he's gone?
Yeah, he's totally fine with it.
Like, I've actually known him for a while now.
He's super nice.
And everyone in the neighborhood likes him, too.
So it's more of just a safety thing, you know?
Girl all alone in someone's house,
it's a psycho killer's wet dream.
[chuckles]
You're not wrong.
That is the premise to some of my favorite horror movies.
Exactly.
Oh, and he's leaving money for pizza.
Free pizza?
Mm-hmm.
You should have led with that.
You're right.
I know, all I have to do is just bribe you with food,
and you will do anything.
Hey!
Don't perceive me like that.
Maybe true, but it's not very nice.
Also, I'm gonna invite Blake to come, too.
And why would you do that?
Because he's my boyfriend.
And I think you two should spend some more time together.
Why would I do that?
Because you're my best friend, and you love me.
Again, you may be right, but that boy is a dickhead.
You're too good for him.
OK, true, but he's my dickhead.
And who knows, you two might actually
have something in common.
Who knows, I might bash my head into a wall.
OK, well, I guess we'll have to see about that
'cause I'm still gonna ask him.
Yeah, I know.
Wish you wouldn't.
Dani, at some point, you're just gonna have to accept it,
because he's gonna be around a lot more.
And, you know, we're getting more serious.
What?
Are you, like, getting married?
OK.
No.
Obviously, that is not the way I would tell you this.
You're not pregnant, are you?
OK, Dani, I can barely take care of myself right now.
Do you really think I could take care of a human child.
I'm just checking, OK?
You're always yapping about all that wild sex you're having.
Oh, my gosh!
You're such an idiot.
I'm just saying that him and I are getting
a little bit more serious.
So we're gonna be hanging out a lot more,
and he's going to be around.
OK?
Just get along, maybe.
All right.
Well, if that's the case, does he
have any attractive non-dickhead friends?
The comic book store isn't exactly
a breeding ground for hot guys.
Hmm.
I guess you'll have to ask him yourself.
Anyways, how has work been?
Same old shit.
Oh, there's this guy that came in, let me tell you.
We call him "backpack kid."
He always comes in, and he doesn't buy anything.
But he, like, quizzes everyone on superhero movies and shit.
But it's a trap.
Like, if you get in a conversation with him,
you can't get out of it.
So whenever he asks me about any movie or show he's watching,
I tell him I don't watch TV.
Dani, that's so mean.
No, it's not.
Trust me.
He's a lot to deal with.
He was quizzing me about a comic book,
and I told him I don't read comics.
Oh!
And he actually believed you?
You're literally working in a comic book store.
Yeah.
I know.
Hey, look, I am not one to judge because I'm
very passionate about my superheroes.
Actually, this guy came in, and I
got into a full-blown argument with him
because he said that Jared Leto was the best joker.
I should have kicked him out of the store.
I should ban his ass.
Like, are you telling me that you
could watch Heath Ledger act his face off inThe Dark Knight
and just be like, yeah, you know, Jared Leto, he was better?
Like, come on, have some decency, man.
Dani.
Shit!
Like, throw Jack Nicholson in there,
and there's still no question that Jared Leto was the worst
one.
Dani?
Yeah?
You're kind of going off on a tangent
that I couldn't care less about right now.
So I'm gonna need you to just reel it back in.
Sorry.
It's that not everyone talks like we do in here.
Anyways, how's the job search coming?
Oh, my gosh, you know.
I put in a dozen applications for jobs
that I'm overqualified for.
But if you don't have at least five years of experience
and know somebody, you don't even get looked at.
But tell me, how am I supposed to get five years of experience
when I can't even get an entry-level job
without experience?
It just doesn't make any sense.
That's so frustrating.
Yeah.
I mean, I put in all this work, got the degree.
For what?
Just to work some part-time minimum-wage job
for the rest of my life?
No offense.
No.
None taken.
I am perfectly happy here.
It's where I belong.
Everything is just easier.
[sighs]
Hey, look.
You are the hardest-working person I know.
And your time is coming.
And when it does, I will be right here
by your side to celebrate.
There is no one that I want success for more than you.
Besides, who's gonna take me out and treat me well?
You're right.
I gotta take care of my hetero life mate.
Exactly.
You're the Jay to my Silent Bob.
Anyways, let's go get some lunch.
It's on me.
Thanks, babe!
Hey, Austin, I'm going to lunch.
Where are you going?
Jungle Jim's.
Give me a bongo burger.
Tell him to fuck it up with cheese.
You got it.
Hell, yeah.
[door chime chimes]
KAYLA: Hey, baby.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): What's up?
So I am house-sitting for this guy this weekend,
and I was wondering if you wanted to come with me.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): You want me to come house-sit with you?
Yeah, it's for Mr. Finch.
He asked me to house-sit for him.
And, you know, I could use the money.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): Yeah, but you're
gonna land a full time job soon.
I just know it.
But sure, sounds like fun.
I'll come join you.
Oh, and Dani's coming, too.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): And she knows I'm gonna be there as well?
Yeah.
She said, it sounds like fun.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): Ha!
It's funny.
What did she actually say?
She said she'd rather bash her head against a wall.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): Yeah, that sounds more like Dani.
KAYLA: Yep.
Hey, let me ask you an off-the-wall question.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): OK.
Who is your favorite Joker?
mean, like,BatmanJoker?
Yeah, sure.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): Are you not sure?
You're the one asking the question.
You don't know what you're talking about?
Yeah,Batman.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): Easy.
Heath Ledger.
OK, good.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): What made you ask me that?
Oh, no reason.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): You were curious
who my favorite Joker is?
You, of all people, asking me that is strange.
Can't a girl just be curious about her boyfriend's interests?
I mean, I guess.
OK, so who's your favorite Joker?
Heath Ledger, obviously.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): Yeah, he was so good inBatman Forever.
Yeah, really good.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): Kayla, he wasn't inBatman Forever.
He was inThe Dark Knight.
What is going on?
OK, you fooled me.
Well, Dani was telling me about some guy at her work
that said Jared Leto was the best Joker.
So I wanted to see who yours was.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): So why didn't you just say that?
And that guy needs to be punched in the face.
You're right.
Sorry.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): It's OK.
Just be straight up with me.
I miss you.
Oh, I miss you, too, even though it hasn't even
been, like, 24 hours since we last seen each other.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): I know.
It's crazy, right?
OK, well, I'll see you soon, babe.
BLAKE (ON PHONE): OK, bye.
Feels good.
You know, just because you're the mom of the group doesn't
mean I'm calling him Dad.
That's cool.
I prefer "Daddy" anyway.
Ewe!
Seriously?
Kayla, how do you sleep at night knowing you're
dating a walking red flag?
OK, guys, come on.
Can we at least try to use this weekend
as a bonding opportunity?
I can't have my boyfriend and my best friend hating each other,
just creates a whole bunch of bad vibes
that I don't need right now.
Fine, whatever.
You know, Blake, you don't have
to be like that all the time.
I know, and I'm sorry.
But come on.
She makes it so easy.
She's like a human Do Not Push button.
Blake, I'm serious.
She's not just a random friend.
Dani's my best friend.
And, you know, we've known each other since we were eight.
She's been there for me through things
that you don't even know about.
So, yeah, her opinion really matters to me, a lot.
BLAKE: OK.
Truce.
I'll stop being a jerk, for now.
You got one chance.
That's it.
Screw it up, and I will bury your body in a cornfield
and pretend like you never existed.
Oh, so she does care!
Wow!
That was almost affectionate of you.
Wow!
KAYLA: You're lucky you're cute.
It's my one redeemable quality.
Yep.
All right.
[gothic music]
So this guy's house we're staying at, it's really nice.
Kind of big, actually.
No one really knows what he does for work, though.
He's always flying somewhere and talking about projects.
Seems very mysterious, rich guy energy.
Really?
Maybe he's like some drug lord or something.
Or maybe he's some crypto bro.
Or plot twist, he has a job like a normal adult.
Now that, that would be the craziest theory of all.
But no, he's actually really nice.
A little weird, but harmless, you know?
We're actually almost there.
You guys will see for yourselves in a sec.
Maybe I'll ask him to take me on as an apprentice,
learn all the secrets to make a bank.
OK, just please don't embarrass me.
Too late.
[gothic music]
Hi, Mr. Finch!
Hey.
So, Mr. Finch, this is my boyfriend, Blake,
and my best friend, Dani.
They're gonna be staying here with me.
Perfect.
Great to meet you both.
Now, like I told Kayla, I'm trusting
you to be responsible and look after my house, OK?
What am I saying?
You three look like a great group of kids.
So I'm sure I got nothing to worry about.
Of course, Mr. Finch, we're gonna
take great care of your house.
Don't you worry.
And, Mr. Finch, first off, great to meet you.
I was just wondering what you do for work
to be able to afford a house like this
and travel all the time?
Well, I worked really hard in the trade industry,
and I've invested my time and money wisely.
See, I told you, crypto bro.
All right, I'm out.
I'll be back in two days.
And if you need anything, call me.
KAYLA: Will do.
And remember, keep the doors locked.
OK, will do, Mr. Finch.
Have a great trip.
Peace.
[somber music]
Wow!
This place is pretty killer.
BLAKE: Yeah, I could totally see myself
living in the past like this.
When he gets back, I'll have Mr. Finch give me
some business advice.
Hey, he probably will--
Tell you to stop being such a little bitch
and get a real job instead of trying
to be a shitty influencer.
Oh, yeah, I should get a real job like you,
working at a comic book store for barely minimum wage, right?
I'm fine with that.
I like the people I work with.
I get to read as many books as I want.
I get to see as many movies as I want, and I still make rent.
Not a bad gig, if I do say so myself.
Guys, please, can we at least try to have some quality time?
Sorry.
OK, now, if you guys are done bickering,
I'm gonna order us a pizza.
Cheeze OK with both of you?
Could I have mushrooms and banana peppers?
Oh, of course, he has to be difficult.
Dani!
See?
It's not always me.
It's fine.
I'll just do half cheese, half whatever Blake wants.
OK?
Fine, whatever.
I'm gonna go, like, explore this house,
see if I can find any secrets.
Just please, don't break anything.
[chuckles] All right, Mom.
KAYLA: I'm serious.
Are you proud of me?
I didn't instigate.
I mean, yeah, I guess.
Oh, hey, will you go put these upstairs?
I'm gonna order the pizza.
Yes, anything for you, my queen.
KAYLA: Thanks, babe.
And don't forget the banana peppers.
Hi, I'd like to order a pizza, please.
I've known her for 15 years.
He's known her for a few months.
It's fucking bullshit.
I do wonder what this guy does, though.
[ominous music]
This guy has some pretty cool stuff, though.
It's weird that no one knows what he does.
Somebody's offering me free pizza,
so I guess I can't complain.
Mr. Finch didn't really strike me as a sports fan.
[thud]
Shit!
The fuck was that?
[suspenseful music]
Weird choice for some light reading.
[sighs] Man, where's the bathroom in this place?
What is going on, guys?
We are back.
And check out this insane crib that we have
for the entire weekend, guys.
Yes, I cannot make this up.
We are staying here all weekend long.
And look, the kitchen, insane.
The living room, even crazier.
Where am I right now?
This actually feels like I'm in a movie.
And we are living like kings this weekend.
Speaking of kings, I'm here with my queen, Kayla.
Say hi, baby.
Hi.
Cool.
So, guys, if you are not subscribed to the channel
already, please make sure to go and drop that Subscribe
and make sure to like this video,
as well as press the Notifications button.
That way you can keep up with our videos all weekend long,
baby.
Peace.
Babe, you know I don't like being on camera.
I know, and I'm sorry.
But the people love it when you're included.
And I don't mind letting people know that I
got a little cutie by my side.
OK, you talk your way into it every time.
[laughs] So how many subs are you at now?
50k, last week.
Wow, 50k!
Look at my little influencer go.
Relax.
It's not easy gaining a following, you know?
Trying to post at least two times a week,
live stream at least three.
And then still, I'm the one who has to edit all the footage
and respond to every comment.
You know, it may not look like I'm doing that much,
but it's a lot of work.
No, yeah, I know.
I watch your streams, and I'm really supportive.
You know, you could work on your phrases,
you know, some, like, slogans that you can put
on T-shirts or mugs, you know?
Something people would buy, because the real money
is in the merch.
In the merch, right?
KAYLA: Mm-hmm, yeah
Yes.
No, I've totally been thinking, like, mugs, jackets, shirts.
So I'm gonna roll out a few ideas soon.
KAYLA: You know, you can run them by me if you want.
And I can give you an honest opinion as a viewer.
You know you're the best, right?
Yeah, I know.
[intriguing music]
[birds chirping outside]
[somber music]
[breathes heavy]
So where's the fucking bathroom?
I've seen enough horror movies to know that nothing good ever
happens in the bathroom.
Any word on the pizza?
Yeah, it should be like here in 30 minutes or so.
30?
That's what they told me.
Cool.
Yep.
Cool.
So this guy just lives here alone?
Yeah.
I mean, I haven't really seen anyone else here
for more than a couple of days.
He's really nice, though.
He's always going to all the community events
and willing to help everyone out.
So, you know, I thought I could help him out with this.
And the money's not bad either.
Yeah, no, it's nice that he let
you bring your peeps with you.
Yeah.
But, you know, a girl all alone in a big house,
it's like a serial killer's dream, or the perfect time
for a poltergeist to show up.
Take your pick.
Well, you know what comes to my mind?
Mm.
In all those movies, you know, like,
that stuff usually doesn't happen until the couples start
to have sex.
Wanna find out if we have a killer or a ghost?
Oh, my god!
Don't be ridiculous!
We're not having sex in someone else's house.
What, you scared of those cameras?
No, I just--
I think it's weird to have sex on someone else's furniture.
It's gross.
Yes, you're right.
I wouldn't want someone fucking in my bed.
Right?
Exactly.
Speaking of fucking in other people's beds,
you think you could set Dani up with one of your friends?
Believe me, I would love to, but it's kind of hard
when all she does is read comic books and watch horror movies.
She's not really the type of girl that guys go for, right?
Well, yeah, but she's really great once you get to know her,
like I do.
I know.
Why don't we all just go in the pool and have some fun.
I'll go get Dani.
I like it.
Let's do it.
[gothic music]
[loud noise]
What the fuck was that?
This place has weird vibes.
Something seems off.
Hey, Dani.
Blake and I are gonna go in the pool if you want to join us.
Yeah, no, that would be great, actually.
Could use some fresh air.
Yay!
Come on, let's go.
Babe, how do I look?
Babe?
How do I look?
KAYLA: Great.
Thank you.
Ready for this?
KAYLA: Sure.
BLAKE: Give me a countdown.
3, 2, 1.
KAYLA: 1.
[water splashes]
BLAKE: Oh!
Wow!
How's that?
KAYLA: That was so good.
BLAKE: Thank you.
Ah!
OK, I'm coming.
BLAKE: Wow!
10 stars.
I don't remember the last time I swam in a pool, actually.
Well, couldn't say myself.
Sports Illustrated model out here.
[upbeat music]
Dani, come on in.
The water feels great.
I'm not trying to get my hair wet.
I just washed it.
Boo!
Yeah, boo!
I'm fine over here.
You two kiddos have fun.
[loud guitar music]
PIZZA GUY: Where the fuck am I?
6703, Willow Crack--
Willow Creek.
[gothic music]
Yeah, Mom, not now.
Nope, I'm working.
Yes.
Yes, I took the dog out.
No!
All right, I'll call you later.
Shit!
Fuck!
[machine beeps]
What is going on, Blake-inators.
I have nothing to say, except we are back at this beautiful pool,
enjoying the life.
And, baby, I'm sorry to do it to you guys.
[engine stops]
Damn!
Oh, shit.
Blake's Life.
BLAKE (ON VIDEO): Kayla hates being on camera.
But go in to the comments and tell her how hot she looks,
guys.
Fuck.
BLAKE (ON VIDEO): Does she not?
I'm literally the luckiest guy ever.
Yo, look through this one.
[water splashes]
This is fucking crazy.
DISTANT VOICE: Hey!
Hello?
Somebody ordered a pizza.
It says, leave at the door.
[eerie music]
Hello?
Got your mushroom and banana pepper pizza thing.
Hello?
Fuck this.
DANI: Knock it off, asshole.
You're gonna get my book wet.
Stop being a loser and come in.
Blake, don't be mean.
I'm not being mean.
It's true.
We're over here having fun.
She's sitting over there alone.
Your whole thing for this weekend was quality time.
And she's social distancing.
I know, but she's an acquired taste.
God, you're so annoying.
I'm gonna go back inside.
Oh, no.
Did I make you mad?
KAYLA: Blake!
Blake, seriously?
Lighten up.
She probably feels like a third wheel or something.
You know?
OK.
Yeah.
I'll ease up on her.
Thanks.
Now we can spend some alone time together.
I love it.
Let's go down to the dock.
Yeah, let's go.
[suspenseful music]
[ominous music]
[intriguing music]
I'm gonna grind my ass off so that I can
have a house like that one day.
KAYLA: I will have a house like this someday soon.
How are you gonna do that?
Oh, I'm gonna work hard, like you said.
If anyone could do it, it's you, babe.
You're one of the hardest workers I know.
I try.
BLAKE: I wish we had a boat to go out on.
KAYLA: Yeah, me too.
BLAKE: Right?
Like, imagine me and you chilling right
there, just us two alone.
Right?
And we got some lines in the water,
some nice music, cooler full of beers for just me and you.
KAYLA: That would be so great.
[sighs]
Do you like me, Kayla?
What?
Of course, I like you, silly.
Why are you even asking that?
'Cause I think you're pretty cool.
Oh, every girl wants to hear that they're cool.
BLAKE: I'm joking.
I love you.
And the sex-- oh, my god!
The sex, yeah.
KAYLA: Oh, my god, Blake.
Next level, crazy, top tier.
Keep it down.
Oh, my god!
BLAKE: I'm kidding.
It is pretty good.
Yeah, pretty good?
OK.
It's really good.
BLAKE: Mm, thank you.
These hands are like magic.
BLAKE: What are you talking about?
I wish they were on me right now.
BLAKE: Wow!
They feel so good.
BLAKE: OK, Kayla, we can't do anything right now, remember?
I know.
I'm just messing with you.
BLAKE: Not cool.
Kayla.
Not cool.
KAYLA: Oh, I'm not cool anymore?
Yes, you're still cool.
KAYLA: Good.
[sighs] Man, it really is so peaceful out here.
I hate my apartment.
It's so loud.
You can't even go outside without getting a contact high.
I mean, it's fucking ridiculous.
Ugh.
I need a job.
I need money.
It'll happen.
OK?
You just have to let the universe work itself out.
KAYLA: Yeah?
You're so positive all the time.
You know, I'm a believer that positivity attracts
positivity and negativity attracts negativity.
It's the way the universe works.
You're a good one, Blake.
I really hope you can get along with Dani.
[laughs] Speaking of negativity.
What is her issue?
Why is she so dark and hateful?
I think it's like a defense mechanism
for when she's uncomfortable, you know?
BLAKE: What is she uncomfortable about?
Well, you're my boyfriend, and we've been spending so much time
together.
And she doesn't really have anyone like that other than me.
Has she ever had a boyfriend?
Yeah, a few, here and there.
But they never seem to work out for some reason or another.
And she has this complex about it
that she's not good enough for anyone.
It's really sad, honestly.
Well, that's just silly, right?
She's pretty.
KAYLA: Mm-hmm.
I think she just needs to get out of the darkness
and into the light, and then guys will flock to her.
Exactly, that's what I've been telling her.
But she is so stubborn, man.
She has to make that decision for herself, right?
Yeah, true.
You know, I might have a guy that
would be interested in Dani.
Really?
Who?
This guy I went to high school with.
Like, he's kind of nerdy but kind of fun.
And he has this massive comic book collection.
KAYLA: Oh, my god!
It'd be perfect for Dani.
A whole room in his house just full of comics.
Oh, my god, that would be perfect!
What's his name?
Bradley.
If you want, I could set it up.
We could all go out to eat sometime this week.
Babe.
BLAKE: Yeah.
That would be perfect.
Aw!
You're the best.
My baby.
Hey, I think we should go inside.
I don't wanna leave Dani all alone.
BLAKE: OK.
[heavy music]
[discordant music]
Blake, what room did you say you put her bags in?
The one around the corner!
Are you sure it was this one?
Yes, I'm not stupid.
I know where I put the bags.
OK, well, I don't see anything.
Kayla, what are you talking about?
They're right on the bed.
Like I said, there's no bags in this room.
Kayla, they are--
OK, I swear this was the bed I put them on.
OK.
Looks like we got a ghost here, is it?
Took our bags to spook us.
It's not funny, Kayla.
I could have sworn I chose this room, so.
Oh, it's OK, babe.
I won't hold it against you.
You can't be both hot and smart.
Come on, let's go find the actual room you put them in.
[suspenseful music]
Hey, Dani.
Have you seen our bags anywhere?
Blake here forgot where he put them.
Well, that checks out.
He's an idiot.
What?
No response?
Sorry, I just was sure I put them in that room.
Well, they're not in here.
But earlier, I did feel like the vibes were off in this place.
What?
You're saying there might actually be a ghost in here?
Well, I wouldn't say all that.
I'm just saying I was walking around,
and I had, like, this eerie feeling.
I could also just be hungry.
Where's that pizza?
Oh, shit!
The pizza.
I totally forgot.
Let me call and ask.
Hi, I had ordered a pizza, and I was wondering where it's at.
Yeah.
An hour ago?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
We have not seen anyone here, but I'll
be sure to let you know if we do.
All right.
Bye.
So the pizza guy left, like, an hour ago.
And it's only, like, a 15-minute drive from here.
So--
DANI: Yeah.
--he must have got lost, I guess.
That sucks.
Well, I'm still hungry.
I'm sure Mr. Finch wouldn't mind if I found
a little snack in his kitchen.
OK, just please don't make a mess.
We're gonna go find our bags.
Come on.
DANI: Is there anything to eat in here?
Nope.
[intriguing music]
Nothing, Mr. Finch.
Man, I was really looking forward to that pizza.
There's nothing in here.
There's no bags here either.
Whoa!
This room is sick.
KAYLA: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
What's up, guys?
Check out the sickest room in this crib.
Seriously?
We're supposed to be looking for our bags, remember?
OK.
You don't need to do that right now.
You see I'm recording.
Why do you always do this?
KAYLA: You just-- can we find the bags, please?
Yeah, but, uh, pisses me off when
you see I'm recording, you--
KAYLA: OK, they're not here.
Let's go upstairs.
Sure, whatever you say.
See?
I told you I picked this room.
OK, well, why were they not here when
we checked the first time?
I don't know.
Maybe Dani moved them when she was walking
around the house earlier.
Maybe Dani did what?
Dani, did you happen to move our bags at any point
and then put them back on the bed?
No.
I haven't even been in this room.
Besides, I would have told you when you
came in asking where they were.
You're right.
We did already ask you.
Well, Blake, I'm sorry I doubted you.
But that still doesn't explain why the bags weren't here
when we checked.
[knock on the door]
Maybe that's finally the pizza.
BLAKE: Something tells me the odds of that being the pizza guy
are slim.
KAYLA: Well, there's only one way to find out.
DANI: There's no one there.
What?
What do you mean, there's no one there?
We just heard a knock.
No pizza guy.
There's literally no one outside.
It's definitely just some punk ass kids
playing ding dong ditch.
We used to do it all the time when
we were kids-- knock, run away.
Dude came out screaming at us.
Yeah?
So you've always been a dickhead?
OK, guys, seriously, focus.
Something or someone is messing with us here, I think.
I don't know.
Do you wanna see if you can get a hold of Mr. Finch?
Yeah, you're right.
He did say just to call if we needed anything, so.
Shit!
No answer.
He's traveling.
It's probably just bad service.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Let me try and text him.
It's not going through.
What do we do?
I said there were weird vibes in this place.
It's probably why he travels so much.
It's probably haunted.
Don't be stupid.
It's not haunted.
It's just some kids and missing bags.
Not much of a haunting, if you ask me.
Yeah, Blake's right.
It's probably nothing.
Look, I mean, whatever you say.
Let's just-- hey, let's just go in the living room,
stick together, watch some TV with the lights
on, and just wait till we can get a hold of Mr. Finch.
Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds really nice.
I'll order us another pizza.
Yeah.
OK.
[insects trilling]
I got pizza!
Dig in.
There's peppers in it?
This be mine.
Like you like.
OK.
Is it a yes onSammy Slick--
Vampire Slayer?
I didn't know you were into low-budget horror movies.
That's because you never asked me anything about myself.
See?
Maybe if you guys weren't always arguing,
you'd realize you actually have some things in common.
OK.
How much into horror movies are you?
I would call myself a well-rounded horror cinephile.
Oh, OK.
So what's your favorite scary movie?
All-time favorite, originalHalloween.
Nice.
What mask did Michael Myers wear?
William Shatner.
Boom.
OK.
I know some stuff.
What was the original name before they called itHalloween
It wasn't alwaysHalloween?
Nope.
The Babysitter Murders.
Wow!
I did not know that.
Yeah, so you really know your shit.
Mm-hmm.
Damn!
Hit me with another one.
OK.
Who was slated to play Loomis before he declined the role?
I don't know that one either.
Peter Cushing.
Yeah.
Donald Pleasence replaced him and then became an icon.
Yeah, that is so interesting.
DANI: Yeah.
What?
DANI: Yeah.
Is it though?
Is it interesting?
I think it is.
Me, too.
Oh!
OK.
Damn!
So I really need to brush up on my Halloween trivia.
Yeah, bro.
Damn!
So what's your favorite?
All-time.
Silence of the Lambs.
Silence of the Lambs?
Only horror movie to ever win the Best Picture Oscar.
OK, yeah.
You know some stuff.
Yeah, I do.
So out of every single horror movie you've ever seen,
what is your favorite kill?
Mm.
Well, it was the classic shower scene inPsycho.
BLAKE: Classic.
Until I saw itIn A Violent Nature.
In A Violent Nature.
The yoga girl scene with the-- oh, my god!
DANI: Yeah, I know.
It's so crazy.
Disgusting.
DANI: I know.
Actually gave me nightmares.
Oh!
Wait, what's yours?
My favorite?
That one's definitely up there.
If we're talking most disturbing,
I would have to say when the girl gets her head hit off
inHereditaryin the car.
Yeah, with her head on the side of the road and the bugs
crawling.
Don't even get me started, the bugs.
Oh, so gross.
Disgusting.
Are you guys done yet?
I'm sorry, it's just--
it's so nice to see you guys getting along,
but can we talk about something else, please?
You feel left out?
Hey, what do you wanna talk about?
Let's just watch a movie.
OK.
We all set onSammy Slick?
Yeah, I guess.
Sounds good to me.
So, what did you think of the movie?
I think if you ordered Blade off of TMU,
you would getSammy Slick--
Vampire.
That's funny.
[laughs]
Yeah, I kind of liked it.
I thought it had some charm to it.
See?
I keep telling her to watch more low-budget movies.
Yeah, there's some good stuff out there.
Yeah.
And some bad stuff, not in a good way.
Yeah, I might start watching these kinds of movies.
What do you wanna watch next?
Should we let Kayla pick?
Oh, boy!
No, it's fine.
You guys pick.
How about another low-budget spooky movie?
Have you seenMan in the Blue Suit?
No, I've not.
It's a good one.
BLAKE: Yeah?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Sounds good.
[insects trilling]
[swooshing]
[ominous music]
[whispering voice]
[knock on the door]
[intense music]
[high-tempo music]
What the fuck was that?
Wake up!
What?
What are you talking about?
[knock on the door]
That's the front door.
Why would someone be banging on the front door right now?
I don't know.
Did Mr. Finch ever text you back?
Let me check.
Yeah, he said he just got back to his hotel,
and he asked if everything was all right.
No, tell him it's not fucking OK.
There's something seriously wrong here.
What the fuck do we do?
Even if we can get in touch with Mr. Finch,
he's not even in the same state as us, so.
OK, maybe we should call the cops or--
Guys, there's someone in the backyard.
That's-- that's the guy who was in my dream.
What is-- what is happening?
What the fuck?
We need to make sure all the doors are locked.
Now!
Kayla, get away from the door.
[knock on the door]
[kayla screams]
OK, we need to figure out what to do.
We need to find something to defend ourselves with.
Yeah.
The kitchen, there's knives.
BLAKE: Good idea.
[tense music]
Come on.
DANI: There were knives.
There were knives here.
I saw them.
I saw them when I came in here to look for food.
I know for a fact there were knives here.
OK, well, that means whoever was outside
has already been in this house.
KAYLA: How?
I locked all the doors.
BLAKE: Are you sure?
KAYLA: Yes, it was Mr. Finch--
Mr. Finch me to make sure of.
Well, someone has been in here, OK?
Maybe there was a window unlocked.
Someone's been in here.
There's no denying that.
We still need to find something
to defend ourselves with.
Or else, we're sitting ducks.
Does anyone see anything?
I-- I might have an idea.
In-- in the office, there's something that I saw.
BLAKE: OK!
DANI: Go.
BLAKE: Yes!
DANI: Now
BLAKE: Lead the way.
There, that's what we can use.
KAYLA: OK, but there's only one.
I'll take it.
I played in high school.
If that dude comes near me, I'm swinging for the fences.
We still need to find something.
And knives are off the table.
So let's look around and see if anything else is in here.
OK.
Anything?
BLAKE: Nothing.
KAYLA: Nothing over here either.
Shit!
We're gonna have to look around the rest of the house.
I-- if we can get back to the bedroom,
I might have a pocket knife in my backpack.
That will work, but we need to stick together.
OK.
Let's go.
Dani, come on.
Sorry, there-- there's a book missing.
KAYLA: What?
DANI: It was-- there was a book.
There was a book here.
It was a very specific book.
And now it's gone.
OK.
Well, are you sure you're not just remembering wrong?
There's, like, a lot of things in a lot of places.
No, no!
It was a book on religion.
And-- and I-- I even had a dream about it, but it was different.
OK, come on!
In case you forgot, we just saw a dude with a mask outside.
So let's go!
[suspenseful music]
There's no one there.
Mr. Finch said the animals in the neighborhood
triggered the lights all the time.
Do you really wanna take that chance?
Wait, I'm gonna grab that.
BLAKE: Kayla, watch out!
Kayla, no don't!
Kayla!
No!
Oh, my god, no!
BLAKE: We have to go, now!
No!
Kayla!
No!
Oh, fuck!
My tooth.
Let's go!
BLAKE: Fuck!
My tooth is broken.
Kayla's dead.
She's dead.
Oh, my god!
What do we do?
We need to figure out a way to get the fuck out of this house!
Go into my bag.
There's a pocket knife.
It's not big, but it'll work.
Fucking kill this motherfucker.
OK, got it.
What's the plan?
We need to get to the front door when he's in the backyard.
Well, how are we gonna get him to the back--
[screams]
Fuck!
The door's open.
Blake, stop!
Fuck!
Quick.
The back door.
Wait, we can't escape this way.
What do we do?
Dani, I need you to get inside the house.
I'll distract him.
No.
Go call the cops.
No, you have to stay with me.
Dani, it's the only way.
Please.
You come here, motherfucker!
You want some of me?
[panting]
[gasps for air]
Blake, no!
[gurgling blood]
[eerie music]
[trembled breathing]
[killer screams]
[intense music]
[heavy breathing]
[somber music]
Where the fuck am I?
Why are you doing this to us?
We didn't do anything.
Well, you see, I've developed a lifestyle
I need to keep up with.
So I worked out a deal with some very powerful forces
that require me to provide them with bodies.
And in return, I get to live the life I want.
What does that even mean?
Who are you?
What it means, Dani, is that you and Blake
were an unexpected bonus that Kayla was so kind to provide.
Mr. Finch.
Yeah, the kind and friendly neighbor that no one
really knows much about.
It was actually pretty easy.
People in this town are so pathetically naive.
And then things got really interesting
when I met your friend Kayla.
She's a very bright girl with a great future.
Yeah, she was--
Until you killed her.
Actually, Dani, I'm gonna have a wonderful future.
All thanks to Mr. Finch, of course.
Kayla, we saw you die.
Dani, you watch enough horror movies
to know a little fake blood and good lighting goes a long way.
I should have been an actress.
It is a shame about Blake, though.
I kind of liked him.
But, oh, well, there are better things to come.
You're a psychotic.
Kayla, you're my best friend.
No, Dani, I was your best friend.
That's why this was so easy to pull off.
You've been kind of a drag lately.
You know, I met Mr. Finch, and we hit it off immediately.
I told him about my job situation.
And that's when he had the idea of me helping him out.
He told me about these entities.
All it took was just a little sacrifice,
and I could have everything I ever wanted.
Who would turn that down?
I don't know, Kayla.
Maybe a sane person.
You see, the original plan was just to have Kayla "look over
the house," while we got that idiot pizza guy over here for up
me to sacrifice.
But then after you were here, she came to me with her plan.
It was quite brilliant.
KAYLA: Thank you.
She's really a smart girl.
Thank you.
Now, with three bodies, I can take the pizza guy.
She can get Blake so I can induct her.
And we have as a spare.
I get to take a break from killing for a while
and, I don't know, relax and enjoy
what I've created for myself.
How many times have you done this?
Lured innocent people who trusted you only to murder them
for your benefit?
Oh, my dear!
Too many to count.
You know what the best thing is?
No one suspects old Harold Finch.
You're not gonna get away with this.
I'm going to stop you.
Dani, I really don't see how you're gonna do that.
You seem a little tied up at the moment.
You know, Dani, it's really a shame to do this to you.
You're a very pretty girl.
But, like Kayla has told me, kind
of a loner, not many friends, not many people
who'd really notice if you were suddenly, poof, gone.
Blake, however, I think he may take a little bit more
explaining.
Oh, what-- and the pizza guy?
That was just too easy.
That phone call we made, letting them know he never showed up,
that took great care of that.
Yeah.
All right, now, Kayla, this is very important
that we do this correctly.
Yes, sir.
So first, we've got to get some
of her blood to mark the body for delivery before killing her.
OK.
Cut her arm and draw enough to write out the symbols.
Once she's marked, we need to read this phrase.
KAYLA: Yes, sir.
You got it?
Got it.
Then take the knife and stab her right in the heart.
[ominous music]
Well, Dani, it was really mediocre being your friend.
You're such a bitch.
Oh!
I may be a bitch, but my life is about to get a whole lot better.
[intense music]
Shit!
Get back here.
[screams]
Kayla's phone.
WOMAN (ON PHONE): 911, what's your emergency?
I'm-- I'm in a house, and someone's trying to kill me.
WOMAN (ON PHONE): OK, where are you?
It's a-- shit!
I'm-- I'm house-sitting with a friend.
I don't know.
It's-- it's Harold Finch's house.
He's-- he's-- it's a big stone house.
It's on Willow Creek Road.
WOMAN (ON PHONE): OK, I found it.
Try to hide.
Have you contacted the homeowner?
He's the one trying to kill me.
He's part of a cult or something.
He's killed more people.
WOMAN (ON PHONE): OK, I'm sending over squad cars.
Do not engage him if you don't have to.
He's back in the house.
WOMAN (ON PHONE): Like I said, try to hide, and don't engage.
I have cars en route.
They're 15 minutes out.
Ma'am, are you there?
What's happening?
Hello?
All units get to 6703, Willow Creek Road.
[panting]
Dani, I know you're up here.
[somber music]
Come the fuck out here, and I'll make it quick!
[grunts] Shit!
DANI: [grunts] Get off me!
HAROLD: [screams] Fuck!
You bitch!
No!
I told you you'd never get away with this.
[screams] [panting, gasping]
[sirens wailing]
[insects trilling]
OFFICER: You said there were three bodies?
Yeah.
Kayla, Blake, and Mr. Finch.
OFFICER: Well, we only found two bodies.
What do you mean?
The-- no, there was one in the backyard, one by the pool,
and one in the kitchen.
OFFICER: Well, we only found one in the backyard and one
by the pool.
There was no body in the kitchen.
Are you sure they were all dead?
Yeah, I'm positive.
I put the knife in his chest myself.
It was Harold Finch.
He-- he's been sacrificing people for some cult ritual.
OFFICER: Well, I don't know what to tell you.
There's no body in the kitchen.
We will look into Harold Finch.
[suspenseful music]
Hi it's so nice to meet you.
The content of this book is really tragic.
Could you sign it for me?
DANI: Yeah, it was definitely one crazy night.
There you go.
MAN: Thank you.
Hi, there.
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Kat.
You're so brave for writing this book.
Thanks, Kat.
You know, took a lot to do it, but I'm happy I did.
I think it made me stronger.
Did they ever catch Harold Finch?
You know, no, they never did.
Wow, that must be so scary.
Yeah, it is.
So he's still out there.
Yep.
You're so brave.
You're amazing.
I don't know about all that, but thank you
for coming in and saying all those nice things.
Thanks.
HAROLD: Can you make one out to Harold, Harold Finch?
How's my pretty protégé doing?
Selling some comics?
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good.
Good.
So how much longer till we're out of here?
Just a few minutes.
OK.
We've got a big night ahead of us.
I'll be waiting in the car.
Hey, it's a blood moon.
[clicks tongue]
OK.
I won't be too long.
All right.
[ominous music]
[intense music]