1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:09,080 [gentle music playing] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:20,840 [birds chirping] 5 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,440 [bull snorts] 6 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,320 [engine attempts to start] 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,960 Great. Guess we’re walking now. Okay. Come on. 8 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,520 Run. Faster. The young couple’s waiting. 9 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,440 I’m sorry I’m late, but… 10 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,680 I had a last-minute intervention. 11 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,280 Villagers from Wodniczki got into a fight over some broody hens. 12 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,600 Now we’re gonna be late. 13 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,400 The young couple's waiting, and we still haven’t picked up the flowers. 14 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,320 My cap. 15 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:12,600 [exhales] 16 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,640 Hurry up. The young couple’s waiting. 17 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,120 Our beloved wives. There you are. 18 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,640 -Oh, look who finally showed up. -Where were you? 19 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,200 We were spiritually preparing ourselves for the ceremony. 20 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,920 Stop. Exhale. 21 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,000 [exhales] 22 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,280 Your spirituality is already getting me drunk. 23 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,040 Tradition wants us to toast to the young couple’s health. 24 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,080 Here, you'll give them these. [scoffs] 25 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,680 Come on. Hurry up. We’ll be late. 26 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,720 -The young couple's waiting. -[man] Okay. 27 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,840 Boys, let’s go. Hurry up. 28 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,800 Come on, the young couple’s waiting. 29 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,840 [church bells ringing] 30 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,200 Father, hold on. Father. 31 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,800 -You forgot this. -Get the plate. 32 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,720 The plate. 33 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,960 [Reverend] We can’t start without the collection plate. 34 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,120 [people clamoring] 35 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,840 Kuba, your tie’s a little crooked. Come here. Let me fix it for you. 36 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,680 -Dad, it’s fine. Leave it alone. -Oliwka, beautiful as always. 37 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,120 [kisses, laughs] 38 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,800 Ah, what a gorgeous couple. Look at them. 39 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,520 You two lovebirds are the cutest. 40 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,480 [both laugh] 41 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,600 I’ve longed a lifetime for this day. 42 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,920 [clears throat] Are we ready to start? 43 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,520 -Yes, let’s begin. -Music, please. 44 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,440 [band plays folk music] 45 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,960 Excuse me. Wait. Wait. 46 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,840 What’s the matter, my dear? What’s the hold up? 47 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:45,760 What’s wrong? 48 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,200 [groom] I can’t wait another minute to start my life with you. 49 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,000 And what if the two of you got married today? 50 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,520 You do it instead of us? 51 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:57,400 Jan and I, we’d be more than happy to wait a bit longer. 52 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,040 Grandma, you’re the one who wants to get married, not us two. 53 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,200 I'll gladly get married. 54 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,440 I will not yield this wedding to anybody, all right? 55 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,880 May we proceed? 56 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,440 Yes, let’s begin, Reverend. 57 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,760 Music. 58 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,160 -Oh. -[band plays folk music] 59 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,600 ♪ Oh, my darling beloved We've waited so long ♪ 60 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,800 ♪ Despite all those people Who didn't believe in us ♪ 61 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:31,160 ♪ I waited for you Spring, winter, summer ♪ 62 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,320 ♪ So you would love me In front of the whole world ♪ 63 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,600 ♪ Oh, my beloved darling In front of the whole world ♪ 64 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,160 ♪ I will love you Winter, spring, summer ♪ 65 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,600 ♪ Even in autumn When the leaves fall ♪ 66 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,640 ♪ Because I vowed… ♪ 67 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,880 Halina? 68 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,480 [band stops playing] 69 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,440 -Grandma. Grandma. -Halina. 70 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,120 My nerves are wrecked. I can’t believe 71 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,040 I’m about to abandon widowhood. 72 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,120 I can’t breathe. I need air, and some water too. 73 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,400 [breathing heavily] 74 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,840 I must quench my thirst with my bridesmaids by my side. 75 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,800 [Jan] Halina. 76 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,080 [grunts] 77 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,640 [softly] I need to escape. Hurry. 78 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,800 [moans] 79 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,080 -Give us a moment. Don’t worry. -[Jan] Halina. 80 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,840 [Halina moans] 81 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:19,920 [dramatic music playing] 82 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,400 Grandma, what’s going on? 83 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,880 Halina, what’s the problem? Would you rather stay single? Is that it? 84 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,080 Have you lost your feelings for Jan already? 85 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,640 No, I love Jan. I really do… 86 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,360 But I… I just can’t marry him right now. 87 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,880 Help me get out of this whole wedding situation. 88 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,480 I will not go through with it. 89 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,520 -Why is that, Grandma? -One for all, young lady. 90 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,760 And all for one. 91 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,400 [dramatic music fades] 92 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,440 [exhales] 93 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,200 Can you believe it, Reverend? 94 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,480 My Halina is so in love with me 95 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,560 that she was left gasping for air before our vows. 96 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,680 Jan, open your eyes, will you? Your bride left you at the altar. 97 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,000 Is Halina okay? 98 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,240 Halina needed to go for a walk. 99 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,840 And get away from all the emotion. 100 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,520 Don’t ask. 101 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,720 -She’s gone? -Yeah. 102 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,960 Bodzki’s never witnessed a groom being left at the altar. My condolences. 103 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,360 [inhales, exhales] 104 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,600 [horse neighs] 105 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,480 Either I need reading glasses or… 106 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,080 Does it say here that… 107 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,000 I’m gonna lose my house? 108 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:36,960 You read it. 109 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,960 It says you’re late on your payments. 110 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,280 I know. I already wrote them about it. 111 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,040 I requested more time and to pay less each month. 112 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,000 Don’t those payday-loan people have a heart? 113 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,480 No, Halina, they don’t. 114 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,880 They always reject these requests, 115 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,840 and now, your interest is increasing by the day. 116 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,360 You no longer owe 3,000 zlotys but 6,000. 117 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,120 Look, you need to pay this month or else… they take what you own. 118 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,320 [gasps] 119 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,400 That’s what the real world's like, Halina. 120 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,560 If you don’t pay on time, unfortunately… 121 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,920 Well, your house will soon go up for auction. 122 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,920 Mary, Mother of Jesus. 123 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,520 It’s all my fault. I dragged you into this. 124 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,560 No, don’t worry, Wojtek. 125 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,080 Don’t even think about it. I’m the one to blame for this mess, not you. 126 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,280 [sniffles] Just me. 127 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,520 Oh, and remember. 128 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,040 Don’t tell anyone about my situation. 129 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,880 Especially not Jan. 130 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,320 Promise me. 131 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,400 Promise. 132 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,480 Hmm. 133 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,680 And what about the wedding? 134 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:40,920 The wedding’s called off. 135 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:44,600 [indistinct chatter] 136 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,520 There will be no wedding today. 137 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,040 May God be with you. 138 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,120 [crowd clamoring] 139 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:04,320 IT TAKES A VILLAGE 140 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,560 [church bells ringing] 141 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,800 Halina Madej, yes, the cheese lady. 142 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,760 I wanted to ask you something. 143 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,520 Any chance you could pay me in advance for… 144 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,480 No? But I really need the… 145 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,040 Yes, I understand. 146 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:27,640 [phone thuds] 147 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,160 [Jan] Halina. 148 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:32,120 [whimsical music playing] 149 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:34,800 Halina? 150 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,800 Halina. 151 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,280 I know you’re here, Halina. 152 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,600 At least have the decency to look me in the eye. 153 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,680 Let’s settle this like grown-ups. 154 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,680 Halina. 155 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,160 Tell me immediately. 156 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,600 Where is that crazy old lady who feeds you? 157 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,520 [goats bleating] 158 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,600 Halina. 159 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,760 Hali… 160 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,480 I will not let you speak ill of me in front of my precious livestock. 161 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,200 I didn’t even get to the worst part. 162 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,160 I know. 163 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,720 You have to be a real cold… 164 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,400 Go on, say it. 165 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,960 Backstabbing biddy to do something so cruel to the person you love. 166 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,960 Oh, you better eat your words. 167 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,000 If that’s what you think of me, 168 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,360 then not marrying you was the best decision I have ever made. 169 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah. Well, I thank God for making sure I didn’t end up with such a hellish wife. 170 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,360 Halina, you’re a heartless monster. 171 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:41,200 [keys jangle] 172 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,480 This is where our story ends, Halina. 173 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,200 -[keys thud] -[whimsical music ends] 174 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,200 Goodbye. 175 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,800 [melancholy music playing] 176 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,120 [bleating] 177 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,600 [grunts] 178 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,200 [grunts] 179 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,160 Oh… 180 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,760 What have I done now? 181 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,440 Ah, jeez. 182 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,240 Halina, you sure messed up this time. 183 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,040 No, we couldn’t open our inn with a wedding reception. 184 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,800 Not us. We prefer a wake. 185 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,880 Damn, what a mess. Seriously. 186 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,360 Grandma, you were supposed to bring me luck, weren’t you? 187 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,520 [Reverend] That sculpture is her spitting image. 188 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,800 She’s a fallen angel wearing devil’s shoes. 189 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:33,280 [Oliwia exhales] 190 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:34,840 Oliwia? 191 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:35,800 Hm? 192 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:39,600 Tell us, since you both share the same genes, 193 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,920 how could Halina do that to poor Jan? 194 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:44,640 [sighs] 195 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,840 Everything will all smooth out soon. 196 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,080 Ah. 197 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,360 Yeah, but she destroyed Jan’s reputation in front of the whole village. 198 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,160 Luckily we brewed a lot of alcohol. 199 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,920 It was our wedding gift, but I guess we’ll just have to drink it. 200 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,920 I mean, come on, how else will we forget about this disaster? 201 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,480 -It’s impossible. -The council of geniuses has spoken. 202 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,800 -Half only. -Obviously, half. 203 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:04,720 Uh. 204 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,080 And what if Matylda started investigating 205 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,120 whatever possessed Halina to make such a guilty decision? 206 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,520 This little mishap has put my holy reputation on the line. 207 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,920 I don’t meddle in my neighbor’s personal problems. 208 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:20,320 If Halina needs to confess, she knows her way to the confessional. 209 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,000 Halina has her reasons. I’m sure of it. 210 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,600 [tense music playing] 211 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,640 [tense music ends] 212 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,280 Wojtek, 213 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,440 if you know something, tell us. 214 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,600 You know you can trust us. 215 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,480 Wojtek… 216 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,680 We all know what Halina’s like. 217 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,960 She’s feisty, but hurting someone for no reason? 218 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,200 She’d never do that. 219 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,240 [Wojtek scoffs] 220 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,520 That’s it. This calls for a real good talk with Grandma. 221 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,720 -Mm. -Mm. 222 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,080 [dishes clinking] 223 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,280 -How about we make some bets? -[man] Huh. 224 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,280 Who’s ready to bet that Halina and Jan are gonna make it? 225 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,360 Oh really, a priest encouraging gambling? 226 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,240 Stop it. 227 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,920 The money wouldn’t be just for me. 228 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,120 Our church needs some renovations, especially after that incident. 229 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,840 [all laugh] 230 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,520 That was some crazy idea you guys had. 231 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,120 Brewing your moonshine in the church’s vestry? 232 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,440 And doing it while being completely drunk? 233 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,800 [all laugh] 234 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,280 Yeah. Brewers in crime, am I right? 235 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,040 Half only. Half. 236 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,120 Those are some wise words. 237 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,960 Oh. 238 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,640 [guitar music playing] 239 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,160 Where are you gonna live, Wojtek? 240 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,440 You were supposed to move in with Halina after the wedding so… 241 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,400 That’s not happening, 242 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,480 and now you let the brothers-in-law use your place as their brewery. 243 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,960 -So? Where you gonna go? -I don’t know. 244 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,040 [sings in Polish] 245 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,320 ♪ Wherever my feet take me Don’t know the destination or the way ♪ 246 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,320 ♪Jan carved Halina out of love ♪ 247 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,600 ♪ She dumped him But don’t think it was out of malice ♪ 248 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,880 What the… 249 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,960 Did you write that? 250 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,120 It still needs polishing. [exhales] 251 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,840 Ah. 252 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,200 Oh, Halina. 253 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,720 I can’t even look at her right now. 254 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,640 Jan. 255 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,280 Jan, I… I have to tell you something. 256 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,560 Jan. 257 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,640 Jan. 258 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,320 I have to tell you something important. 259 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,880 I’m the one who broke your poor heart. 260 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,320 Have you lost your mind? 261 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,720 -You’re a nice boy, Wojtek. -No, Jan. 262 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,000 What I’m trying to say is that 263 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,520 I convinced Halina into a bad investment opportunity. 264 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,880 How bad are we talking here? 265 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,640 Well, my friend or rather ex-friend was making a fortune on crypto. 266 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,840 At first, so was I… and I told Halina about it. 267 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,840 Her cheese business was taking off and, uh, she was like super greedy. 268 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,120 I… I mean super invested in business ventures. 269 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,840 I always knew you were stupid, Wojtek. 270 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,000 It’s obvious. 271 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,880 But my Halina? 272 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,440 How much money did you lose? 273 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,080 I lost a bit of my savings. 274 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,720 Halina lost, um… 275 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,760 Say it. 276 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,920 [exhales] 277 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,240 A whole lot. 278 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,480 How could this have happened? 279 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,800 She wanted to help Oliwia and Kuba with the restaurant. 280 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,800 And buy you your stupid motorcycle. 281 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,400 Really? She did? 282 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,200 But she never said anything. Why would she hide this from me? 283 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,400 In that case… 284 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,160 she didn’t break up with me because she no longer loved me, right? 285 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,280 OLIWKA’S RESTAURANT 286 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,680 [wheels rolling] 287 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,640 Mom? 288 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,640 Oliwia. [laughs] 289 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,680 You’re actually here. How nice. 290 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,600 [mother] Ah… 291 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,640 Of course I am. Why wouldn’t I be? 292 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,680 [laughs] 293 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,600 I don’t know if Halina will like it, 294 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,920 but I thought we should be together on a day like this. 295 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,040 You can’t even imagine how happy I am you’re here. 296 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,160 [chuckles] 297 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,240 -[kisses] -Ah. 298 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,560 I’m so proud of you, honey. 299 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,960 So how was it? 300 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,400 How did the big opening go? 301 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,400 Ooh. 302 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,000 Hold on… 303 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,480 Why are you here and not at the wedding reception? 304 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,960 That’s a… a very long story. 305 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,280 Come on. I’ll tell you all about it. 306 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,240 [Oliwia sighs] 307 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,520 -[Oliwia] Want help with your bags? -[mom] No, I’m good, thanks. 308 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,560 [gentle music playing] 309 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,000 -So, how much did she lose? -All her savings. 310 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080 That is? 311 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,760 She lost 30,000. 312 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:02,360 [exhales] 313 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,920 How will she manage to pay off all that money? 314 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,080 Selling her cheese could help. 315 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,680 We need to find a way to attract customers… 316 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,320 who’ll then buy her cheese. 317 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,360 I hate myself for getting her into that stupid Bitcoin trap. 318 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,680 I deserve to get abducted by aliens. 319 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:22,880 [door closes] 320 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,880 [geese honking] 321 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,240 She’s not home. Nobody’s here. 322 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,200 [rooster crowing] 323 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,520 She’s not in here either. 324 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:39,960 [chuckles] 325 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,680 She was wearing this at the wedding. 326 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,240 [goat bleats] 327 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,120 [goat bleats, roosters crow] 328 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,120 [laughs] 329 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,080 Wait, did Grandma… 330 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,560 My goodness. She would never. 331 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,720 Stop it. Leave me alone. 332 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,160 Louise, listen. I’m bankrupt, 333 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,160 and I can’t let Jan marry someone who has no money left. 334 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,040 Hi, yeah. I don’t know. 335 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,320 I found your phone number on the internet. 336 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,680 I’m calling to offer you to buy my cheese. 337 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,040 Goat cheese, plenty of it. 338 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,240 You own a whole chain of stores. 339 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,040 All you’d have to do is put some of my products in one of them. 340 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,520 -[whooshing] -[mom, Oliwia scream] 341 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,720 [both grunting] 342 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,400 [splash] 343 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,040 [mom, Oliwia laugh] 344 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,160 [grunts] 345 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:46,680 [mom coughs] 346 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,720 Oh my. 347 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,200 [mom laughs] 348 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,160 [mom continues laughing] 349 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,680 [mom continues laughing] 350 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,880 Ewa! 351 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:58,960 [Ewa laughs] 352 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,440 You’re here. You made it to your mother’s wedding after all. 353 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,520 Too bad you weren’t able to come earlier. 354 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,600 Punctuality was never your thing, was it? 355 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,000 Ah… Come on, Mom, cut it out. 356 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,680 Can you at least pretend to be happy to see me? 357 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,960 Oliwia and I have waited long enough for you. 358 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,760 Our muddy streets can’t compete with the rest of the world, can they? 359 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,240 But Oliwia and Kuba, they come to visit me all the time. 360 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,080 And I’ve invited you to Gdańsk more than once. 361 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,320 [screams]. 362 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,080 Unbelievable. I forgot how the two of you are. Constantly fighting. 363 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,560 [water sloshing] 364 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,680 Why did you call off the wedding? 365 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,200 Because I dreamt of your late father, 366 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,720 and he told me to remain a widow for the rest of my life. 367 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,520 -[sighs] Grandma, the truth. -What? 368 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,200 If that’s what he wants, then that’s what I’ll do. 369 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,480 But don’t just stand there, go inside before you catch a cold. 370 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,600 Where are you going? 371 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,720 Somebody has to take care of the goats and milk them for the cheese. 372 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,440 Mom, I just got here. When’s the last time we saw each other? 373 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,280 Hmm. 374 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,480 We’ll talk later, honey, I promise. 375 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,560 [sentimental music playing] 376 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,560 You’ll tell us everything? 377 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,040 Why are you still standing here? 378 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,680 I told you to go inside or you’ll catch a cold. Move it. 379 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,160 [Ewa, Oliwia laugh] 380 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,040 [chuckles] 381 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,600 Jan’s heart must be in a thousand pieces right now. 382 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,960 He’s taking it all out on his art and that poor trunk. 383 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,480 I’m turning this trunk into a life raft. 384 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,320 Are you planning on taking a solo cruise down the river? 385 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,200 It’s for Halina. 386 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,800 Are you shipping her out of the village? 387 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,880 [blade scrapes] 388 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,720 Even better. 389 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,560 [mysterious music playing] 390 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,200 [mysterious music fades] 391 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,280 [handle suctions] 392 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,120 Good girl. 393 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,720 [sentimental music playing] 394 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,400 Here. Let me do it. 395 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,920 [grunts] I see you remember how it’s done. Good for you. 396 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,360 [laughs] 397 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,880 I’m listening, Mother. 398 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,760 You go first. 399 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,680 How come you’re here? 400 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,400 You said you weren’t coming to the wedding, 401 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,560 and on the phone, you told me that you’d met someone, yet you came alone? 402 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,080 Mom, enough already. 403 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,880 Why so many questions? 404 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,800 You wanted to talk, so let’s talk. But if you don’t, then we won’t. 405 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,440 -Grandma. Mom. -[grunts] 406 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,960 Can’t we talk like civilized adults for once? 407 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,200 Like, you know, a normal family? 408 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,480 [Oliwia screams] 409 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,720 [all laugh] 410 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,000 Oh my goodness, those girls are really something. 411 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,360 [laughs] 412 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,200 [whistling] 413 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,800 [continues whistling] 414 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,440 Oh, dear lord. 415 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,680 I have upset the holy mother of Jesus. 416 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,320 I’ve sinned so many times that she’s making me hallucinate. 417 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,240 [bike thuds] 418 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,720 Please. Someone. Help. The aliens are… 419 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,920 [grunts] Help. 420 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,960 The aliens are here. 421 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,600 [screaming] Aliens. 422 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:37,680 [epic music playing] 423 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,080 [epic music fades] 424 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:54,840 [whimsical music playing] 425 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,000 [exhales] 426 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,320 [whimpers] 427 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,200 [cow moos] 428 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,480 Hey, what’s the rush? What’s happening? 429 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,920 POLICE 430 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,560 [motorcycle approaching] 431 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,280 [screams] 432 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,760 Hmm. 433 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:24,760 [woman grunts] 434 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,120 Matylda. 435 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,840 -Run. Run. -Hurry up. Come on. The aliens are here. 436 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,760 Why’s everyone in a hurry? 437 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,760 Hey. 438 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,680 Hey. 439 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,320 [Wojtek] Here. Look at this. 440 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,880 -[Reverend] They came from the sky. -[Wojtek] Now look at this. 441 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,920 This is Wojtek Kurek reporting for the channel. What the Shock. 442 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,520 And yeah, what happened here is… a real shock. 443 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,320 There’s… there’s no other way to describe it. 444 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,960 Our parish priest, who discovered this, is here with us. 445 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,680 How did you come across this miracle? 446 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,840 I was out at dawn looking for berries, but found this-- 447 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,760 Look this way. Here. 448 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,040 This is a sign from God, telling us to donate to the church so that no evil will… 449 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,200 -Not so close. -What evil are you talking about? 450 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,640 When did aliens ever hurt anybody? 451 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,080 Being open to new experiences is as important as-- 452 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,640 I wanna say something. 453 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,640 I saw this documentary how the aliens brought civilization to Earth. 454 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,920 They probably built the pyramids in Egypt too, you know. 455 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,520 Why build pyramids in our village? 456 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,320 Imagine they built a cute sphinx here. That’d be nice. 457 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,080 -Exclusively on What the Shock. -I guess so. 458 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,840 Uh, so, tell us… You… you, come here. Come here. 459 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,040 Uh, tell us. Why do you think the aliens used your field to send us a message? 460 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,160 -Uh, yeah. So my field-- -Wait a second. 461 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,640 This is my field. These big crop circles are on my field. 462 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,720 The hell they are. Don’t listen to him. 463 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,160 This… this beautiful field I’m standing on… 464 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,080 Stop. Stop. 465 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,160 …is mine and mine only, okay? 466 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,400 How dare you spread such lies. 467 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,640 The real question is why a higher intelligence 468 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,920 would pick one of these two idiots’ fields. 469 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,240 I guess they’re not so smart. 470 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,040 -This story is a scandal. -[Wiesia] Let’s go. 471 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,320 And a scandal around here always involves the police. 472 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,440 Ah, look, local authorities have arrived. 473 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,120 -Our Bodzki officer. -What’s going on? 474 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,160 -No, no filming. Okay, stop. -She's already here. 475 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,320 This probably is a crime scene. 476 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,960 That’s enough. Stop. 477 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:06,040 [mysterious music playing] 478 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,960 [engine running] 479 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,200 Good morning. 480 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,360 Hello. Hello? 481 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,280 Hello? 482 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,920 Good morning? 483 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,080 [sniffs] 484 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,360 [chuckles] 485 00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,640 [horse whinnies] 486 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,960 [horse whinnies] 487 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,600 Who’s making all that noise at this time of night? 488 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,160 -Shh. -It’s morning, ladies, I'll have you know. 489 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,760 -[Ewa groans] -[Halina gasps] 490 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,640 Finally, the three of you reunited. 491 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:23,040 Those sleeping herbs you gave us, goodness, they’re really potent. 492 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,800 That’s because you put too much. I told you one teaspoon is enough. 493 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,600 See, I told you one teaspoon only. You kept adding more. 494 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,880 And now we’ve just wasted our entire morning. 495 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,800 Come with me, there’s something you have to see. 496 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,600 Listen, I’ve really missed Bodzki, 497 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,520 but nothing will get me out of bed today. 498 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,640 Not even aliens? 499 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,760 [Halina grunts] 500 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,280 What? 501 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,640 [Matylda] Nobody step on the tracks. 502 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,520 We don’t want to erase them. 503 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,080 All right, let’s build a fence around them. 504 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,200 -Why? Why fence this off? -Because it’s a crime scene. 505 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,960 -Why should we? -I told you to stop filming. 506 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,960 -But I need to. We’re making history. -[grunts] 507 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,240 It’s a keepsake of the aliens for our future generations. 508 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,800 [Matylda] At your rate, they'll be no future generation. 509 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,440 I would if I weren’t so unlucky in love. 510 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,840 He’s not wrong, you know. 511 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,360 -[Romek] Look, someone’s coming. -Who’s that? 512 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,880 [horse whinnies] 513 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,800 [romantic music playing] 514 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280 [romantic music fades] 515 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,440 -Good morning. -Ewa Madej. 516 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,520 [Wiesia] Good morning. 517 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,320 -Oliwia’s got a sibling? -It’s her mother. Remember, Ewa? 518 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,560 How could you have forgotten about Oliwia’s mom? 519 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,680 -[Ela] Ah. Hi. -[Ewa] Ah. 520 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,680 -Hello. -Hello. [kisses] 521 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,000 Oh. You girls haven’t changed at all. 522 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,440 And look, here’s Janek the Shrimp. 523 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,640 -Oh. -He became our parish priest. 524 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,960 We waited and waited and waited for an invitation to your exhibition, 525 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,760 -but we never got one. -[Ela] Yeah, why not? 526 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,440 Oh yeah, that’s because my painting career never started. 527 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,400 [Wiesia] City folks don’t understand art. 528 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,240 Wojtek Kurek. I’m a big fan of yours. 529 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,040 Last time I saw you, you were only this tall. 530 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,560 [all laugh] 531 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,040 [car horn honking] 532 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,680 [Zbyszek] Halina’s coming. 533 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,360 [Matylda] Halina. 534 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,400 Ewa, do you know anything about this whole wedding nonsense? 535 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,320 No. 536 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,840 [engine stops] 537 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,880 Oh, Ewa. I guess we needed aliens landing here 538 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,920 for you to finally come and visit us, huh, sweetie? 539 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,200 I can’t believe someone actually ruined the crops just to make these scribbles. 540 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:46,400 [laughs] 541 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,440 But it sure wasn’t aliens. [laughs] 542 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,640 How would you know that, Halina? Were you here last night? 543 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,840 You saw nothing at all. 544 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,440 I wasn’t here, and I didn’t see anything, but my brain still works. 545 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,040 [growls] 546 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,040 Halina. 547 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,080 At least, let me drive you home. 548 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,000 [Halina groans] 549 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,000 [chuckles] 550 00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,720 [laughs] 551 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,160 Ewa? 552 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,720 I can’t believe it. 553 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,160 -[Ewa] Hi. -No way. 554 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,600 -[Ewa laughs] -After all these years? 555 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,080 Hello. Hi. 556 00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,240 [chuckles] 557 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,960 We probably can both agree that all of this is your fault. 558 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,000 Oh, so I’m the one who brought aliens to Bodzki? 559 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,600 -[chuckles] -Kind of, yeah. 560 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,720 If you hadn’t been late to your mother’s wedding, 561 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,760 then maybe you would have kept Halina in check, 562 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,040 and right now we’d be dancing at the after-party. 563 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,640 Oh, I think you know full well 564 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,160 that I’m the last person on earth who’d be able to keep Halina in check. 565 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:48,880 [both chuckle] 566 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,240 I see you still draw? 567 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,840 Here and there. 568 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,840 Mostly doodles. 569 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:06,480 Who would have ever imagined that your kid and mine would end up together, hm? 570 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,520 I know, right. Look at them. 571 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,400 [both chuckle] 572 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,480 And how’s your granddaughter? 573 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,280 Tolcia is in Nairobi with her mother. 574 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,000 Here, look. They’re taking care of sick animals. 575 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,080 -[Ewa] Oh… -[Wolak] You see? 576 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,640 -Oh. -Yeah. 577 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,840 -[Oliwia] Is anyone hungry? -[Matylda] I am. 578 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,240 -[Romek] Oh, oh. -[Zbyszek] Me too. 579 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,480 Come on, you’re all invited. 580 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,000 -Let’s go. -[Romek] I’m starving. 581 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,320 -I haven’t eaten all morning. -Everyone over to my place. 582 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,760 Chop, chop. Let’s go. 583 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,240 [Romek] Yeah, I’m starving. 584 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320 [Oliwia] Let’s go. 585 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,240 -[Romek] Perfect. -[Zbyszek] Adam wants. 586 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,320 [gentle music playing] 587 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,720 As you already know, I’m a rational man. 588 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,960 I don’t believe in miracles. 589 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,720 What about the Virgin Mary then? 590 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,960 Jan, you can’t compare the Virgin Mary to crop circles. 591 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,200 It really doesn’t bother you? 592 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,560 All your crops were destroyed. God’s gifts completely wasted. 593 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,160 Um… who can blame those poor little aliens. 594 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,040 Our field is pretty attractive. 595 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,040 [Zbyszek] Yup. 596 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,360 You won’t see us dragging those alien’s butts to court. 597 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,360 Hm. 598 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,960 -Nope. -Mm-hmm. 599 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,440 [sighs] 600 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,240 Can I help you with something? 601 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,080 Mom, you helping in the kitchen? You’ve gotta be kidding. 602 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,400 [kisses] 603 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,880 -She’s stressed about the opening. -Yeah. 604 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,680 She just needs a little nudge in the right direction. 605 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,000 Her father-in-law is really helpful. 606 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,120 -He is. -[chuckles] 607 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:55,840 [door opens] 608 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,320 Ha. Are you all blind? 609 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,840 Can’t you people see that someone is turning our village into a practical joke? 610 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,200 And it’s bad for business. It’s scaring my customers. 611 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,040 You should try to be a little more open-minded, Halina. 612 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:14,480 Did it ever occur to you that maybe these aliens could attract new customers? 613 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,640 Anyone who carries God in their heart and a head on their shoulders 614 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,160 wouldn’t believe that aliens have come here to raid our little village. 615 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,240 [laughs] 616 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,400 Well, actually… 617 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,320 truly faithful people… 618 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,760 truly faithful people believe in aliens more than you’d imagine. 619 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,880 Oh Father, give me a break. How could you say such nonsense? 620 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,880 You’re messing with people’s heads. 621 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,160 All in favor of the alien initiative, 622 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,200 and believe aliens landed here? 623 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,000 And all in favor of tracking down the fraudsters? 624 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,560 I’m not picking a side. 625 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200 [indistinct chatter] 626 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,360 What about you? 627 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,440 Yeah, but uh… 628 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,480 Mom and I were with Jan, sorry Grandma. 629 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,400 Hmm. 630 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,920 [Halina gasps] What? 631 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,600 A family of traitors. 632 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,120 Shame on you. 633 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,480 Unbelievable. 634 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,440 What now? Turning the whole village against me wasn’t enough for you? 635 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,560 What more do you want? 636 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,120 Oh, Halina, Halina. 637 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,200 Why is it so hard for you to understand 638 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,400 that not everyone shares your opinion, my dear? 639 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,760 All you want is to get your revenge because I chose not to marry you. 640 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,080 Well, how pathetic of you. 641 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,680 What’s pathetic is how much of a coward you are. 642 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,600 [gasps] 643 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,280 Look me in the eye and say you don’t love me anymore. 644 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,600 [inhales deeply] 645 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,680 [exhales deeply] 646 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,080 Such nonsense. 647 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,440 Hey Oliwia, what would you say if we made a… 648 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,720 nice mural on that wall right over there? 649 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,640 Bodzki style. 650 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,440 You always have such great ideas, Mom. 651 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,080 You can say that again. 652 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:22,000 [chuckles] 653 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,280 Unlike me, what if opening this restaurant wasn’t a good idea? 654 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,040 Maybe I bit off more than I could chew. 655 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,720 Who would want to eat here anyway? 656 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,360 [Wolak] Well, the answer is simple. 657 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,120 You’re not a good cook. 658 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,000 You’re a great cook. 659 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,240 -Obviously. -[Wolak chuckles] 660 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,040 What have I always told you? 661 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,680 Ah! That you need big dreams to be able to see them and follow them. 662 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,880 So let’s stick to that. 663 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,920 Never stop dreaming, and you’ll be fine. 664 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,720 [Ewa] That angel sculpture is quite impressive. 665 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,480 What a shame our local Michelangelo doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. 666 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:09,760 [romantic music playing] 667 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,880 What are you looking at? 668 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,680 Oh, Kuba, Kuba, Kuba… 669 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:37,440 You know what? I have the feeling that you’ll be calling me “Dad” real soon. 670 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,040 You feeling okay? 671 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,880 Ewa. I know she’s the one. 672 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,840 She’s perfect for me. We’re both artists. 673 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,880 God, just look at the way she walks. 674 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,000 -She’s absolutely out of your league. -Hm. 675 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,200 -[grunts] -Podlasian nutjob. 676 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:54,960 [grunts] 677 00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,640 [Wojtek exhales] 678 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,600 Ewa Kurek. That sounds really nice. 679 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,520 [chuckles] 680 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,880 [romatic music fades] 681 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 [mysterious music playing] 682 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,080 [owl hoots] 683 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:21,520 [owl hoots] 684 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,600 [mysterious music continues] 685 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,520 I think something landed over there. 686 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,680 Let’s go. 687 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,400 [Zbyszek] Don’t go so fast. 688 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,920 [Romek] No, you, keep up. 689 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,320 -[Zbyszek] Pull more on that side. -[Wiesia] Shush, be quiet. 690 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,560 -[Zbyszek] Slow down. -[Jan] Stick to the initial design. 691 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,000 -[Romek] Okay. -[Jan] Okay, perfect. 692 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,680 -Follow his lead. Come on, faster. -Stop kicking my side of the log. 693 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,440 -[Wiesia] Oh no, it’s stuck. -[Ela] Kick it. 694 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,840 -[Romek] Don’t kick it, pull. Pull! -[Jan] You’re doing fine. 695 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,160 -Yes, like that. Perfect. -[Ela] I know, right? 696 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,280 [Jan] Yeah, but let’s try-- 697 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,400 [all scream] 698 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,800 -Who is it? -Aliens. 699 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,160 [Romek] Real ones. 700 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,360 I knew I’d catch you, you fraudsters. 701 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,520 Matylda? 702 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,480 Oh… 703 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,800 I’m not sure a police officer is supposed to scare its own citizens. 704 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,840 I don’t think citizens are supposed to play jokes on a police officer. 705 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,280 Ladies, how can you do this to Halina? 706 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,640 We’re new to this. It’s our first night being part of the operation. 707 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,680 Yeah. 708 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,720 And you, Wojtek, why didn’t you tell me anything? 709 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,360 -I’m your friend, you can trust me. -Right, you’re henpecked, Kuba. 710 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,960 -Um… -We kept this to ourselves 711 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,240 because we didn’t want anybody to intervene 712 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,280 or prevent us from sticking to the plan. 713 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,720 We’re doing this for Halina’s sake. 714 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,920 [all] For Halina. 715 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,280 We’re doing this to attract tourists to the village, 716 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,680 so they’ll buy Halina’s cheese. 717 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,000 [Zbyszek] And she’ll make money. 718 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,560 And with that money, she can finally pay off her debt. 719 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,360 -She has quite the debt. -Yeah, the debt. 720 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,080 Wait a second. Hold on. 721 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,960 What debt are you talking about? 722 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,000 [Jan] Uh… what a lovely night. 723 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:07,920 Hmm. 724 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,200 [Romek] Guys, come here. 725 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,760 -This grass needs more stomping. -This part is crooked. 726 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,880 -Ah, yeah, you’re right. -[Wiesia] Stomp there too. 727 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,720 [Romek] Oh, what a mess. 728 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,640 [ethereal music playing] 729 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:22,720 [woman vocalizing] 730 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000 [indistinct chatter] 731 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,800 I’ll explain inside. 732 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:35,720 [Kuba] Come on in. 733 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,360 [Oliwia] Right now, Kuba and I, we can cover about 6,000, 734 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,800 but one thing’s for sure, we can’t pay it all off. 735 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,360 We don’t have the money. 736 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,040 -I know, honey, but we won’t let Halina-- -[Jan] Hold your horses. 737 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,360 You know how Halina is. 738 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,160 She won’t accept a single zloty from either of you. 739 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,520 [Matylda] Why didn’t you tell me 740 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,720 that you and Halina were caught up in some financial pyramid scheme? 741 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,440 Halina asked me not to. That’s why. 742 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,960 I’m not surprised you fell for that financial crap, 743 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,920 but Halina, seriously? 744 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,840 Because it looked like a good deal. 745 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,760 You start off with a nice ten percent return on your investment. 746 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,800 How do you know? 747 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,480 Because I invested some money and lost it too. 748 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,960 But I didn’t go into debt. 749 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,640 And how did you come up with this alien plan? 750 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,120 It was my idea. 751 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,520 I saw this program… 752 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,120 on TV. It was about English farmers. 753 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,640 Who attracted tourists thanks to crop circles. 754 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,040 Those farmers made tons and tons of money. 755 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,120 Why not us? I’m thinking. 756 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,400 The other day, Wojtek mentioned aliens, 757 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,960 but it was just a silly comment. 758 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,360 I hate to brag, but the idea was all mine. 759 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,520 Jan is the brains behind the operation. 760 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,720 Yeah, he’s got a good head on his shoulders. 761 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,920 And then the two of them convinced us 762 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,520 we should get on board the alien life raft, 763 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,200 and now here we are. 764 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,200 We’re always down for a good party. You know us. 765 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,040 -A rescue party. Obviously. -Obviously. To the rescue. 766 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,240 [gentle music playing] 767 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,440 [singing in Polish] 768 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,960 ♪ …sings all of creation ♪ 769 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,480 Uh, sorry, ma’am. 770 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,440 -Get off the road. -Excuse me. Excuse me. 771 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,840 Um, can you tell us where those crop circles are? 772 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,280 Are you going there to pray for aliens or what? 773 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,360 [laughs] Of course not. 774 00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,800 We’re going to see the Holy Virgin, 775 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,640 but wanted to stop by the crop circles first. 776 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,800 -They’re back there somewhere. -Okay. Um… 777 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,320 by any chance, are those cheeses for sale? 778 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,840 They are indeed. Why? Do… do you want to buy some? 779 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,960 -Of course. -[laughs] 780 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,040 They’re nice and fresh. I made them myself. 781 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,000 Goat cheese. Come on, now. Have a look. 782 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,360 COSMIC POWER-IN-LAW 783 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,400 Here. 784 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,680 -Plenty of garlic, ladies. Halina, Halina. -Oh. Finally, thanks. 785 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,320 [all] Good morning. 786 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,680 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Good morning, everybody. 787 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,440 -[tires screech] -[gasps] 788 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,760 [Halina exhales] 789 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,480 -Good morning. -Yes, hello. Hi. 790 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,160 Do you know where the crop circles are? 791 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,880 -Crop circles? -Yeah, there’s a story about it online. 792 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,160 -Online? -Yeah. 793 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,920 I saw the UFO with my own eyes. 794 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,880 [panting] They wanted to abduct me. 795 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,600 And luckily, I’m a fast runner. 796 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,160 Will I make it ’til tomorrow? 797 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,440 Subscribe to my channel, What the Shock, to find out. 798 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,360 [groans] 799 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,520 Yeah, well… 800 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,560 [laughs] 801 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,520 Oh, oh. 802 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,680 Uh, would the two of you like to buy cheese? 803 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,680 I still have a few left for sale. 804 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,880 They’re fresh. I made them myself. 805 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:10,400 [chuckles] 806 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,880 [kisses, laughs] 807 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,160 And if ever you’re hungry, 808 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,000 there’s this really, really good restaurant down that way. 809 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,880 I promise, it’s the best one in the entire region. 810 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,000 -It’s called Oliwia’s Amazing Food. -[woman] Ah. 811 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,120 -[kisses] -Sounds good. 812 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,160 -Thank you. -Thank you. 813 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,200 It’s worth a visit, let me tell you. [laughs] 814 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,880 Bye now. Have a nice day. [laughs] 815 00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,720 [dramatic music playing] 816 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,680 [dog barking] 817 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,360 [whistling] 818 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,600 [softly] Julian. 819 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,360 Halina. 820 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,080 What are you doing here? 821 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,320 I knew it. 822 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,240 I knew my heart would lead the way to my darling. 823 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,440 -[kisses] -Yeah, whatever. 824 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,160 -Darling. -Come here, quick. Quick, quick. 825 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,720 -[camera shutter clicks] -What? Where? 826 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,120 Come on. This way. 827 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,600 Oh, Halina. 828 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:28,480 [grunts] 829 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,640 My grandson showed me some videos about your alien friends. 830 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,520 I recognized you right away. 831 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,720 It was a sign from the universe. 832 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,240 What happens in Ciechocinek stays in Ciechocinek. 833 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,640 But… Halina, I think about you all the time. 834 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,440 And this whole alien business, it’s… it’s… it’s… making me nervous. 835 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,120 Did you know that aliens have abducted hundreds of people in America 836 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,240 and used them for their body parts and research? 837 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,040 Come on, you don’t seriously believe that nonsense, Julian? 838 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,560 I don’t believe it. 839 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,280 NASA confirmed it. 840 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,080 -Astronauts have seen many UFOs, Halina. -Hmm. 841 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,400 Be careful, okay? 842 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,240 I’m not joking. This is very serious. 843 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,000 For your own safety, Halina, 844 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,040 it would be best if you came with me to Kielce. 845 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,440 And as soon as things calm down, 846 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,920 we can then decide what to do and where we might want to live together. 847 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,920 Julian, you’re crazy. 848 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,880 You should go home. 849 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,080 Come on. Go home. 850 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,600 Of course. Typical woman. 851 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,600 CROP CIRCLES 852 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,680 [epic music playing] 853 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,480 And we’ll take both these figurines, please. 854 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,160 Okay. Entrance is free for children but not for adults. 855 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,680 -With the two figurines, that’ll be a 150. -Uh-huh, here you go. 856 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,480 Did you really see the aliens? 857 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,560 Oh, of course I did. I saw them quite a few times already. 858 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,560 -It was dark out… -Can we take a picture with you? 859 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,480 …so it’s hard to say. 860 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,400 -Yeah, sure. -Yay. 861 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,760 -Be my guest. -Thank you. Come on. 862 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,280 -Let’s take a selfie together. -Okay. 863 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,720 Ready? Three, two and… Aliens. 864 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,600 Okay, the crop circles are that way, off you go. 865 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,560 -Fresh homemade pie, come and get it. -Homemade fresh pie. 866 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,280 Ladies, why are you giving it away? 867 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,040 These people drove a long way to get here. 868 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,240 We’re just trying to be nice. 869 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,040 Right now, we can’t afford to be nice. 870 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,440 -Enough with the hospitality. -But… 871 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,160 I know it’s not easy to rip-off tourists, 872 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,000 but they’re the ones willing to believe in this alien nonsense. 873 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,480 No one is forcing them to pay. Not really. 874 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,800 And none of this money is for us. 875 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,600 -Two zlotys a slice, then. -Five. 876 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,520 Pie. 877 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,400 -Come get your homemade pie. -It’s delicious. 878 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,280 -Five zlotys a slice. -And it’s cheap. 879 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,080 God almighty holds the truth behind the crop circle mystery. 880 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,400 Take heed, beloved, these signs may lead the Christian soul astray. 881 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,760 Faith is our protection. 882 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,600 For a humble donation, I will offer a prayer for every lamb in His flock. 883 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,200 Maybe the Reverend could chip in to Halina’s funding too? 884 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,280 I’m collecting for the church, but you’ll get a cut. 885 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,600 Through faith, we find our shield. A humble donation, if you please. 886 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,480 I never envied Halina for anything, but I sure do hope I’ll find someone 887 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,840 who loves me the way Jan loves her. 888 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,760 I thought you said you were in love. 889 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,640 I was just stupid, as always. 890 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,800 [glass clinks] 891 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,240 Let’s just say he wasn’t the cream of the crop. 892 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,920 We need to get them back together. 893 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,560 It would be a shame for Halina and Jan to waste that kind of love. 894 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,840 -Mm. -[car door opens] 895 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,560 -[man] Good morning. -[woman] Good morning. 896 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,480 [both] Good morning. 897 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,000 We heard you serve great food here. 898 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,640 Yes, our restaurant is the best in the village. 899 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,960 Come this way. 900 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:49,880 [chuckles] 901 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,000 -[woman] Thank you. -[Oliwia] Here. 902 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:52,920 Mmm. 903 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,520 How’s this table? 904 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,320 -Yeah, perfect. -Someone will be right over. 905 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,800 -[man] Thank you. -[woman] Thank you. 906 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,280 OLIWIA’S 907 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:06,800 [whoosh] 908 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,160 [whoosh] 909 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,160 -[Jan] Ah, send them to me. -[whoosh] 910 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:13,080 Turns out, dramatic rom-com movies are pretty accurate. 911 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,880 -[message swoosh] -There. Sent. 912 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,120 Always the same scenario, 913 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,840 a woman runs away from the altar because there’s another guy waiting. 914 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,920 Every time. 915 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,120 I’ll need more than a few pictures to believe Halina is unfaithful. 916 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,440 She might have lost her money, but not my trust. 917 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,800 She didn’t cheat. 918 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:30,760 [grunts] 919 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,720 Don’t tell anyone. 920 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,680 Jan, I won’t. No. 921 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,760 [motor running] 922 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,640 [motor stops] 923 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,560 Hello, Father. 924 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,240 Hello, my child. 925 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,040 I need to talk to you about something. 926 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,680 I’d like to find out 927 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,800 if Halina brought up any grave sins in her pre-wedding confession? 928 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200 I’m sorry, I’m bound by the seal of confession. 929 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,160 [growls] 930 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,240 You don’t have to say anything. 931 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,040 Just nod your head while I list the unforgivable sins. 932 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,720 I’m only interested in one of them. 933 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,400 Shall I remind you about the time I carved nativity figurines for you for free? 934 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,400 -Remember? -You didn’t only carve nativity figurines, 935 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,160 now we also have to pray to Halina because of you. 936 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,920 Oh, come on. She… she looks good up there. 937 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,480 For the church renovations. 938 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,920 Are you sure you want to find out? 939 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,720 Then don’t say I didn’t warn you. 940 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,200 Halina didn’t come to confession before the wedding ceremony. 941 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,200 And you let her take the sacrament anyway? 942 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,400 Halina’s too almighty for me to handle. 943 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,560 I was afraid to say no. 944 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,560 Oh… 945 00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,160 [sighs] 946 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,120 My goodness, beautiful Halina, 947 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,840 how many sins are you keeping from the confessional? 948 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,440 [Jan sighs] 949 00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,520 [motor running] 950 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,480 -Jan, Jan, Jan. -[tires screech] 951 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,400 Oh! 952 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,120 I’d like to invite you to a reconciliation dinner with Halina. 953 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,160 Halina? Sounds like a good idea because I’ve got things to say to her. 954 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,200 [Halina] Ah. 955 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,760 What’s going on here? What are you up to? 956 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,280 Something. [chuckles] 957 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,320 I cooked you your favorite dish. 958 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,200 Who’s the other dish for? 959 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,840 It’s for your future partner for life. 960 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,800 [laughs] 961 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:50,240 [Halina chuckles] 962 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,720 [Ewa] You’ll see. It’ll be fun. 963 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,520 Halina. 964 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,240 It’s time we have a serious talk. 965 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,240 -[Halina chuckles] -[Jan] Halina. 966 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,040 Oh, there’s nothing to talk about. 967 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,200 You were right. Those aliens are great for business. 968 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,800 I’ve never sold so much cheese. Guess how much I sold just today? 969 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,320 How could you cheat on me, Halina? 970 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,960 Have you lost your mind, Jan? What in the world are you talking about? 971 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,600 Look. I have proof of your disgusting infidelity. 972 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,960 [grunts] 973 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,760 -Halina. No. -[grunts] 974 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,240 -[gasps] My goodness. -Halina. 975 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,280 [Oliwia] Halina. 976 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,120 Are you all right? 977 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,280 -Halina, are you okay? -[Ewa] Momma. 978 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,720 -[Jan grunts] -[Oliwia] Halina. 979 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,720 C'mon, Momma. 980 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,560 How could you… do this to me, Halina? 981 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,680 [Jan grunts] 982 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,760 [Halina] Since you’ve already condemned me, fine. 983 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,680 I cheated on you, Jan. 984 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,720 You want it? You got it. Okay? 985 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:52,640 [grunts] 986 00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,480 [growls] 987 00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,560 [exhales] 988 00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,400 [grunts] 989 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,520 [grunts] 990 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,560 [grunts] 991 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,280 You’re not allowed to pass until you’ve told me the truth. 992 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,320 This is my house, and no one tells me what to do around here. 993 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,360 Oh yeah? [chuckles] 994 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,720 Wanna bet about that? 995 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,080 [Halina laughs] 996 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,280 [dishes clattering] 997 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,840 Ewa. 998 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,400 Mom, losing all your money is one thing. 999 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,200 Infidelity? That’s another. 1000 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,560 How do you know I lost money? 1001 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,160 So you admit it? You’ve been lying to poor Jan? 1002 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,600 Ewa, I will not share my private life with you. 1003 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,800 [plate breaks] 1004 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,840 [plate breaks] 1005 00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,560 [plate breaks] 1006 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,960 No, no. No! 1007 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,920 Don’t. That’s a keepsake from Granddaddy. Careful. 1008 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,000 [shudders] 1009 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,000 -Calm down, okay? -Talk. 1010 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,600 This is all because of Jan. 1011 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,280 Before the wedding, 1012 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,720 I heard him speak to the brothers-in-law. He said it would be a mistake to marry me. 1013 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,520 So, I wanted to get back at him. 1014 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,840 I need details. 1015 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,480 I… 1016 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,480 I signed up for that singing contest all the way in Ciechocinek. 1017 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,880 I went there alone because the girls were sick with the flu. 1018 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,360 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. 1019 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,520 So that’s where you met the other guy? In Ciechocinek. 1020 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,760 His name’s Julian. 1021 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,080 He’s part of the Kielce Larks. 1022 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,280 He’s their handsome soloist. 1023 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,600 Anyway, we had some fun and sang together. 1024 00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:31,760 [chuckles] 1025 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,720 And? 1026 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,160 And we also went dancing together later that night. 1027 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,360 And? 1028 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,200 And we might have shared a small snifter of cognac. 1029 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,240 One glass? 1030 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:47,960 Two at the most. 1031 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,560 Now get busy and clean up this big mess you’ve made in my house. 1032 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,280 Does it need more seasoning? 1033 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,000 -Let me try it. -No, it’s pretty good. 1034 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,040 Mm-mm. It needs seasoning. 1035 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,040 How’s yours? 1036 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,200 -Not that good. -Mmm. It’s delicious. 1037 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,800 You can’t be serious? It tastes like disappointment to me. 1038 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,840 You’re too hard on yourself. It’s really good. 1039 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,120 And you’re being too nice. 1040 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,640 I’m not. If I didn’t like it, I would tell you. 1041 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,960 You’re a great chef. 1042 00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:32,920 [Halina exhales] 1043 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,080 [quietly] Four, five, six… 1044 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,800 Guess who came up with this whole alien story? 1045 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,400 Jan did. 1046 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,880 All for you. 1047 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,960 This should help. 1048 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,160 Everyone chipped in. 1049 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:02,640 Jan says you’ll have enough at the end of the month to clear your debt. 1050 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,680 [coins rattle] 1051 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,200 My God, what are you trying to say? 1052 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:13,760 All everyone ever wanted was to help me? 1053 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,080 Thank you. 1054 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,240 Mom, why don’t you go talk to Jan? 1055 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,440 No. 1056 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,560 I can’t accept the money. 1057 00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,840 [table thuds] 1058 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,760 Why do you always have to be so stubborn? 1059 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,120 I will not let other people pay the price of my stupidity. 1060 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,960 All I’m asking for is that you talk to him, okay? 1061 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,640 You and I have never been able to get along. 1062 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:40,080 And now you’re willing to lose Jan too? 1063 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,960 You ran away from me, Ewa. 1064 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,360 As far and as soon as you could. 1065 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,280 And don’t you ever wonder why? 1066 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,360 [melancholy music playing] 1067 00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,360 [exhales] 1068 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,520 [melancholy music fades] 1069 00:52:58,600 --> 00:52:59,560 [exhales deeply] 1070 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,840 [cell phone ringing] 1071 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:05,320 [cell phone continues ringing] 1072 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,520 -[phone connects] -Hello? 1073 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,800 [woman] The angel sculpture you sent me is beautiful. 1074 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,600 It’s a perfect fit for my gallery. 1075 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,280 I had a feeling you’d like it. 1076 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,440 But do you think there’d be buyers for it in New York? 1077 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,720 Absolutely. A graceful blend of sensuality and pastoral grace. 1078 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,520 It’s unique. Who’s the sculptor? 1079 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,960 You can fly over and meet him in person if you’d like. 1080 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,040 Some customers are eager to see more of his work. 1081 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,920 Hurry and send me pictures, yeah? 1082 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,400 -Right now? -I’m talking wealthy people, Ewa. 1083 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,200 And you know how this business works. Strike while the iron is hot. 1084 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,480 Maybe it’ll lead to something. Bye. 1085 00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,360 [camera shutter clicks] 1086 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,920 Okay, now move the light to the other side, please. 1087 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,720 That’s what I call an eye for art. 1088 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,360 Thanks to your setup, Jan’s little figurines are real showpieces. 1089 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,040 -Yeah, but are they worth anything? -[chuckles] 1090 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,520 Jan, I believe in your art because it comes straight from the heart. 1091 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,640 [exhales] 1092 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,600 We’re all set. 1093 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,560 You’re a true blessing, Ewa. 1094 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,280 -[chuckles] -So now what? 1095 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,240 Now, we keep our fingers crossed and hope that someone buys them. 1096 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,640 All right. 1097 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,840 Bye, guys. [chuckles] 1098 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,760 See you. 1099 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,200 And thank you. 1100 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,000 I’m off too, Jan. 1101 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,400 Where are you going? 1102 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,520 A true gentleman doesn’t let a woman walk home alone at night. 1103 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,000 Who knows, she could get abducted by aliens. 1104 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:22,920 Ah. 1105 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,680 -My guitar. [chuckles] -[chuckles] 1106 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,520 Wow, I look good. 1107 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,960 -Much better than in person. -[chuckles] 1108 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,000 Is that what I look like deep down in your heart? 1109 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,040 [chuckles] 1110 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,560 I still have to add your guitar. 1111 00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,400 -[chuckles] -[scoffs] 1112 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,880 Could you pose for me? 1113 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,680 How’s this for you? 1114 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:57,840 [chuckles] 1115 00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,960 Can you sing something? 1116 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,520 Uh… 1117 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,240 I get nervous when I’m madly in love. 1118 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,640 What makes a song great if not love? 1119 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,160 I don’t know. 1120 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,520 I have trouble confessing my feelings. 1121 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,280 You could sing them if it makes it easier. 1122 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,840 I’m pretty sure it’ll help. [chuckles] 1123 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:28,440 ♪ I see you eat those dumplings As if you want to kiss me ♪ 1124 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,160 [laughs] 1125 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,520 Wojtek, can’t you see our artist is busy? 1126 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,040 [both chuckle] 1127 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,480 Make yourself useful instead. 1128 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,840 There’s a ton of dishes piling up in the sink. 1129 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,920 -No… -Yes. 1130 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,240 [Ewa chuckles] 1131 00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,680 [both laugh] 1132 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,880 How’s Halina doing? 1133 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,960 Ah, I get the feeling she’d prefer if I weren’t here. 1134 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:56,080 No, I’m sure in her own stubborn way, she’s happy you came to visit us. 1135 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,200 Mm. 1136 00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,240 You’ve always been such a good friend, Adam. 1137 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,800 [chuckles] 1138 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,640 And what if I told you I always wished we’d be more than friends, 1139 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:08,320 but you never gave me a chance. 1140 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,720 -[chuckles] -Hm? 1141 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,920 [Adam] This is looking good. 1142 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,640 Very good as a matter of fact. 1143 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,880 That’s exactly what my mother needs. 1144 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,840 Please don’t start playing matchmaker. 1145 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,720 [both laugh] 1146 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,080 [Oliwia] I don’t even have to. 1147 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,680 [both chuckle] 1148 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,520 [slurps] 1149 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,480 Bleh. 1150 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,680 [gags] 1151 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,960 Ugh, this is bland, Oliwia. 1152 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,960 Instead of worrying about your mother’s love life, 1153 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,680 you should worry about your cooking skills. 1154 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,160 -Wojtek. -Bland? No, I don’t think so. 1155 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,760 [spoon clangs] 1156 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,440 He’s right, it is. 1157 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,360 Giorgio Rivali, a chef from Milan, had the same problem. 1158 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,360 He was so focused on getting the Michelin star, 1159 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,560 he lost his taste buds and cooking skills. 1160 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,320 Honey, that won’t happen to you. 1161 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,600 Everything is delicious, right, Wojtek? 1162 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,120 Yeah. Yeah, it’s the best soup I’ve ever had. 1163 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,040 I’ll taste it again to be sure. 1164 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:13,480 [slurps] 1165 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,920 Uh, that’s what I thought. It tastes great. 1166 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,000 [slurps] Mm-hmm. Mmm. 1167 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,560 My taste buds are the problem. The dirty plates are calling. 1168 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,640 -Kuba. -Hey… 1169 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,120 I don’t know how to cook anymore. 1170 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,440 Honey, I promise you it’s delicious. Really. 1171 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,440 Have a nice day. 1172 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,280 Thank you. Have a nice visit. 1173 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,280 I blew a tire. 1174 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,600 Halina asked you to sell her cheese? 1175 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,240 -[grunting] Ewa. -Ah. 1176 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,400 You should’ve seen her lifting the cheese. She was… 1177 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:55,800 Was what? 1178 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,440 Really… 1179 00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,880 -Huh. -Have a nice day. 1180 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,680 -You too. Goodbye. -Bye. 1181 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,080 Everyone’s selling something around here, except for me. 1182 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,120 Oh… 1183 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,760 Maybe you could, uh… 1184 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,080 write a song, and it might become a hit. 1185 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,280 -Write a song. [chuckles] -Why didn’t I think of that sooner? 1186 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,720 We’ve collected quite a hefty sum for Halina. Look. 1187 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,120 And there’s more coming. 1188 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,160 I truly admire you, Jan. 1189 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:26,920 Gathering money for Halina, whereas she turned out to be unfaithful. 1190 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,680 If I were you, I’d move on. 1191 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,320 She doesn’t deserve your heart. 1192 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,600 My heart remains faithful… 1193 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,280 even if it’s broken. 1194 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,920 Aw. 1195 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:40,480 [guitar strum] 1196 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:45,680 ♪ My heart is faithful Although broken ♪ 1197 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,120 -♪ Hmm ♪ -Nah, nah, nah. 1198 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,560 [Romek] I'm gonna start carding people. 1199 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,200 [Zbyszek] Here, have a piece of salami. 1200 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,520 Excuse me, gentlemen. Uh, I’m looking for a friend of mine. 1201 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,440 Well, come on over. No need to stand so far away from us. 1202 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,160 I don’t want to get too close to… 1203 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:08,280 those crop circles because they might radiate some strange chemical or harmful. 1204 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,360 That’s why we brewed Cosmic Power. 1205 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,000 Come see for yourself. It helps against alien viruses. 1206 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,960 -Come closer. Don’t be scared. -Does it work? 1207 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,880 -[Zbyszek] Of course it does. -[Romek] Yeah. 1208 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,560 Well… [chuckles] 1209 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,040 -Come on. -Come on over. Come here. 1210 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,320 Check it out. Take a look. 1211 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:22,760 -Ah. -It’s good stuff. 1212 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,360 [stutters] Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but by any chance 1213 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,920 do you know where I can find Halina? 1214 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,960 -Do you know her? -[Romek] Yeah. 1215 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,600 -[Zbyszek] We do. -[Romek] Halina, right? 1216 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,040 -She’s short… -Hey. 1217 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:37,880 All of Halina’s friends are greeted with a free bottle of Cosmic Power. 1218 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,760 -[chuckles] -No, there’s no need. Really. 1219 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,320 Uh, I… I… I don’t think one bottle is enough to keep the aliens away, 1220 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,880 but two bottles, that’ll most certainly do the trick. 1221 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,720 -Oh, thank you. That’s nice of you. -But, Jan. 1222 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,320 You should make him pay half price. 1223 00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,640 He might have a hard time… 1224 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,640 -Stay out of it. -…swallowing all that sweetness. 1225 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,280 I heard you say you were looking for Halina, right? 1226 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,240 I’d be more than happy to take you to her place. 1227 00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,400 [stutters] 1228 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,280 This way is faster. [chuckles] 1229 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,400 Please, follow me. Ah. Let’s go. 1230 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,000 Let’s put those bottles on Jan’s tab. 1231 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,000 Even though he said they were free? 1232 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,200 Put it on his tab. 1233 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,400 [softly] Did you ask what’s she’s up to? 1234 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,320 I… I did, but she wouldn’t tell me the truth. 1235 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,840 [Oliwia] You two need to go to therapy. 1236 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,240 You really think Halina would admit her mistakes to a stranger? 1237 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:26,520 [chuckles] 1238 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,320 Nah, that’ll never happen. We need to find out what she’s up to. 1239 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,600 Don’t count on me. I won’t spy on my own grandma. 1240 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,520 [Halina] Yes, can you hear me? 1241 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,400 Okay, so I was saying… 1242 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,400 write this in the ad. 1243 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,240 1,500 square meters of land. 1244 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,080 A lovely meadow right by the forest. 1245 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,400 Yes. Yeah. 1246 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,200 Yeah. 1247 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,720 Post it in the newspaper and put it on the internet too. 1248 01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,920 I need to sell this land as quickly as possible. 1249 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,840 Yes. 1250 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,720 [exhales] 1251 01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:05,760 [melancholy music playing] 1252 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:07,840 [woman vocalizing] 1253 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,680 -[melancholy music fades] -[whimpers] 1254 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,320 [Jan] A little further down this road, then we’ll take a left. 1255 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,240 [Julian] Ah. 1256 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:29,960 [Jan] This way, follow me. 1257 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,440 [gurgles] 1258 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,000 [Jan] We’re almost there. 1259 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,480 We’re getting close. 1260 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,560 Watch your step. 1261 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,200 Oh. 1262 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,920 This way. Come on. You first. 1263 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,440 [chuckles] No, no, no, no. You go first. 1264 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,560 I’ll follow your steps. 1265 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,800 No, you’re the guest. You should go first. 1266 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,880 -[chuckles] Please, go. -Okay. 1267 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,680 [Julian] If you… insist. 1268 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,920 -[Jan] Oh, I insist. -Oh. 1269 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,440 [Jan] There you go. That way. 1270 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,360 [Julian] Um… 1271 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,440 are you really sure this path is 1272 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,680 the right way to Halina’s place? 1273 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,240 You’re to call her Mrs. Halina. 1274 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:12,560 [eerie music playing] 1275 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,480 I’m not sure I like where this is going. 1276 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,600 She’s my precious treasure. 1277 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:17,720 Precious treasure? 1278 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,760 You bamboozled her and made me the town cuckold. 1279 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,480 Now everyone’s laughing at me because she left me at the altar. 1280 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,960 I was fooled by her pretty face too. 1281 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,720 She never told me she was engaged. 1282 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,640 Would you be kind enough to hold this for me, please? 1283 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,680 She made me fall in love with her and then… 1284 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,880 she just dumped me like I was nothing. 1285 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:41,840 Look. 1286 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:42,760 [upbeat music] 1287 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:47,280 ♪ Lurking for ladies at the promenade ♪ 1288 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,200 ♪ Every girl will get her chance today ♪ 1289 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,480 So then, 1290 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:56,360 I come all the way here to your village because I wanted to talk to her. 1291 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,000 But she turned me away. 1292 01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,240 ♪ …chance today ♪ 1293 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,400 She turned you down? 1294 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,000 Yes, she said no, and then asked me to leave. 1295 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,480 So that’s what I did, but as soon as I neared Kielce, 1296 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,960 I realized I couldn’t let her go without a fight. 1297 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,120 So I turned around and I came back for her. 1298 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,240 But Halina’s mine. 1299 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,840 Yes, well, now I know that. 1300 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,400 [water gurgling] 1301 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:20,480 Please, I don’t want to die in this odd little corner of the world. 1302 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:24,120 I don’t know how things work back where you live because I’ve never been there, 1303 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,240 nor have I traveled much, but here in Podlasie, 1304 01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:28,320 boys don’t cry. 1305 01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,520 [sobbing] 1306 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,280 I’ll pull you out with a horse. 1307 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,560 [water gurgles] 1308 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,080 It needs salt. 1309 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,240 Your precious mother made the cheese base. 1310 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,280 [scoffs] If you listen to your grandma, 1311 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,800 your mom has never been able to do anything correctly. 1312 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,040 I was only joking. The base does not need any salt. 1313 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,160 I never said that, and I’ve always supported you. 1314 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,120 Oh, really? 1315 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,760 [chuckles] Even when I wanted to get into the Academy of Fine Arts? 1316 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,240 What did you say already? 1317 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,120 Oh yeah. That’d I’d never find a job. 1318 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:03,000 I always dreamed someday you’d get a business degree 1319 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,320 but stay a farmer 1320 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:09,160 and together we’d start our own business, manufacturing quality cheese. 1321 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,200 That was your dream, not mine, Momma. 1322 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,920 [exhales] Everyone is allowed to dream. 1323 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,160 [Jan] Halina. 1324 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,280 Halina. Halina! 1325 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,280 Where is she? Maybe she’s in here. 1326 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,240 Yeah. In… in the sleaze dairy. The… the cheese dairy. Ah! 1327 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,000 What in the world? 1328 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,240 You should be ashamed. 1329 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,520 Showing up here drunk in front of everybody. 1330 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,760 No! You should be ashamed, Halina. 1331 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:43,280 You chewed us up and spit us out like a black widow. 1332 01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:44,800 [both spit] 1333 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:46,680 Julian, 1334 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,600 I never expected such bad behavior from you. 1335 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,600 -Get out, both of you. -Stop it, Halina. 1336 01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,800 That’s enough, now. You… 1337 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,640 You… you’re a true Femme Fatalist. 1338 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,640 Fatale? 1339 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:04,320 That too. 1340 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,080 -Femme fatale. -[Jan] Yes. 1341 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,520 That’s all we have to say. 1342 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,440 ♪ Nothing worse in this world ♪ 1343 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,920 [both] ♪ Could ever happen to us ♪ 1344 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:21,920 ♪ Never trust a woman Don’t give… ♪ 1345 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000 Femme fatale. 1346 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,160 You watch your mouth. 1347 01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:26,560 [both laugh] 1348 01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,040 [goats bleating] 1349 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,040 [Ewa] Momma… 1350 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,160 What now? 1351 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:51,120 Neither of you had anything to say to defend be back there, did ya? 1352 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,360 Nothing at all. 1353 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,240 Momma, we have more important things to talk about. 1354 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:59,920 Grandma, this land belongs to you, it’s your patrimony. 1355 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,320 How do you know I’m selling? 1356 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,800 Please don’t sell your land. 1357 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,520 I won’t let anyone pay off my debts. 1358 01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:12,360 [bucket thuds] 1359 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,280 [exhales] 1360 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,040 I tried. 1361 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:19,520 I did everything I could to fill my financial holes with cheese but… 1362 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,600 And Wojtek doesn’t know. 1363 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,520 Doesn’t know what? 1364 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:26,120 [whimsical music playing] 1365 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,400 I took out another loan to pay off the old one. 1366 01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:30,240 [horse whinnies] 1367 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:32,880 [sighs] 1368 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,040 So how deep in debt are you now, Momma? 1369 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,720 About 70,000. 1370 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,120 70,000? 1371 01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:45,960 [laughs] 1372 01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,040 [exhales] 1373 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,000 -We’ll… we’ll come up with something. -Yeah. 1374 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,200 There’s still… 1375 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:55,280 plenty of time until the months ends. 1376 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:56,200 -Yeah. -Exactly. 1377 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,240 [Oliwia] Mom’s right, there’s still lots of time left. 1378 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,320 -So much time. -Lot's of time. 1379 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:02,240 [horse snorts] 1380 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,680 [grunting] 1381 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:05,440 [statue thuds] 1382 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:06,360 [exhales] 1383 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,720 Halina is very… very heavy. 1384 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,720 Yeah. 1385 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,040 Are we ready to turn Halina into an alien? 1386 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,760 No, I can’t do that. 1387 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,480 Then why did we drag her all the way here? 1388 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,560 My mind wants to, but my heart won’t let me do it. 1389 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,280 I’m in love. 1390 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,200 Me too. 1391 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,920 Love’s arrow found me. 1392 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,120 That’s great. It’s something to celebrate. 1393 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,040 And what if my love is a forbidden love? 1394 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:36,920 If your heart’s intentions are honest and pure, all love is good. 1395 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,040 Wait, are you sure she’s single at least? 1396 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,480 [Wojtek] No. She is. She is. 1397 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,640 -She’s all I want. -Oh. 1398 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,880 ♪ Since I first saw you ♪ 1399 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,920 ♪ I can’t eat. I can’t sleep ♪ 1400 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,400 There’s something off with the melody. 1401 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,600 Look, I’m just letting my heart speak for itself. 1402 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:58,240 Really? Because I’ve heard that song somewhere before… 1403 01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,440 Was it at church? 1404 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,880 ♪ ’Cause of your eyes, your green eyes ♪ 1405 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:03,800 I know. 1406 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,200 -It was on the radio yesterday. -♪ I went crazy ♪ 1407 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,120 Ah. 1408 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:10,840 ♪ The stars must have given their glow ♪ 1409 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,200 ♪ To your eyes ♪ 1410 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,760 -♪ And my heart, thirsty for love ♪ -[loud clanging] 1411 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,920 -[Jan, Julian] Who’s there? -We’ve got a crisis on our hands. 1412 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,880 We really need to talk to you, Jan. 1413 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,120 Halina is trying to sell her land. 1414 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,240 We’ve got to find a way to stop her. 1415 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,320 [tense music playing] 1416 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:31,400 [frogs croaking] 1417 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,000 [cranes calling] 1418 01:08:37,320 --> 01:08:39,320 [storks clattering] 1419 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:41,840 [goats bleating] 1420 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,480 FOR SALE 1421 01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:55,440 [exhales] 1422 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,800 Ah. 1423 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,040 That’s one sad “for sale” sign. 1424 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,360 Louise, maybe we should add a little color to it? 1425 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,920 Huh? [chuckles] 1426 01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:17,320 [sniffs] 1427 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:22,520 Huh. 1428 01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:25,880 [music shifts to a sentimental music] 1429 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,840 What are you looking for, Momma? 1430 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:33,320 I’m looking for some paint. 1431 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:39,240 My goodness, Ewa, is everything you own packed into this tiny little bag of yours? 1432 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,000 Yes. 1433 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,080 I’m not going back. There’s nothing left there for me. 1434 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,680 As always, I trusted the wrong guy. 1435 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,000 Well, you can’t say I haven’t told you so. 1436 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,640 Yes, yes, I know, Momma. You were right. 1437 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,360 There’s absolutely nothing for you… 1438 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:01,920 to be proud about, I know. 1439 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,600 Ewa, you’re my only daughter. 1440 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,640 Listen Mom, I’ve let you down again. 1441 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,440 I haven’t achieved anything in my life. 1442 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,480 I’m sorry. 1443 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,680 [inhales] 1444 01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,200 Ewa. 1445 01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:16,840 [hens clucking] 1446 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:19,840 [sobbing] 1447 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,560 Ewa, sweetie. 1448 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:27,720 Ewa. 1449 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,960 Ewa. 1450 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,360 Halina, I’m here. 1451 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:36,840 I’m not looking for you, and I can’t deal with you right now. Leave me alone. 1452 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,840 Halina, I come in peace. 1453 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,080 I got a little proposition for you. 1454 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:43,160 Yeah, an indecent one I assume. Forget it. 1455 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,880 No, it’s a business deal. 1456 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,600 I’d like to buy your land. 1457 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,000 I heard it’s for sale. 1458 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:51,880 Will you pay cash? 1459 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,720 Mm. I’ll pay cash. 1460 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,520 I’m asking for 1461 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,760 70,000… uh, 75,000 I mean. 1462 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,000 [grunts] 1463 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,080 Yes, of course. 1464 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,480 I can afford it. I’ll take the hit. 1465 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,520 B… but first, I need to withdraw some money. 1466 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,480 I’ll go do that in Białystok. 1467 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,920 I… if you want, tomorrow we can complete the formalities. 1468 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,520 Wow. Now that’s a decent proposal, Julian. 1469 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:21,200 Halina, will you show me your, um… 1470 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,200 property? 1471 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:28,360 Julian… 1472 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,600 [laughs] Oh, Julian. 1473 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:32,880 [chuckles] 1474 01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:34,920 [sniffs] 1475 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:39,920 [clucking] 1476 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,040 [blissful music] 1477 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,960 [lovingly] Wojtek. 1478 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:52,840 Wojtek? 1479 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:55,920 Where is Jan? 1480 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:58,800 I’m looking for Jan. 1481 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,000 You’re so pretty. You look like an angel. 1482 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,880 Wake up. Julian is buying Halina’s meadow. 1483 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,400 What? 1484 01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,120 She’s giving him a tour as we speak. 1485 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:12,440 But… we welcomed that snake with open arms, and this is our reward? 1486 01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,680 Just worming his way into Halina’s good graces. 1487 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,640 Wojtek, we have to tell Jan immediately. 1488 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:18,800 It’ll crush him. 1489 01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:20,880 I’ll talk to him. Don’t worry. 1490 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,000 You? Are you sure you’re the right person for that? 1491 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,200 Yeah, I should be the one to tell him about this disgraceful situation. 1492 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:27,200 [exhales] 1493 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:29,920 I’ve got this. 1494 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,360 -Deal. -[Julian exhales] 1495 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,400 Let me walk you home. 1496 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,760 No, no, no, no, no. Uh… 1497 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,720 Uh, I’ll… I’ll walk back alone. 1498 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,440 I need to cool off a bit. 1499 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:48,520 [chuckles] 1500 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,600 All right then. 1501 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,520 -Huh. -Congratulations. 1502 01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,760 [chuckles] Oh my goodness. You scared me. 1503 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,520 I thought you were a lost alien or something. 1504 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,040 I just saw a stork fly by. 1505 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,960 Around here, storks are known for spreading good news. 1506 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:11,600 I’m so happy our community is welcoming a resident of such high standing. 1507 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,880 I’m happy if you are. 1508 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,640 Means a lot. 1509 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,560 Especially after what happened with Jan. I was afraid my business offer would… 1510 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,760 offend you and be ill-received. 1511 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,000 Nah… 1512 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,160 I’m actually quite impressed you haven’t given up on Halina yet. 1513 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:29,360 You’re literally buying your way into her heart through her land. 1514 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:30,640 I respect that. 1515 01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:31,800 [chuckles] 1516 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,640 There’s a Podlasian custom that says 1517 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:39,120 whoever buys our land has to drink to the health of Bodzki residents. 1518 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:40,960 I’m still hung over from yesterday, 1519 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,120 I can’t even smell another drop of alcohol without getting sick. 1520 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,280 But this is herbal tea. Local and fresh. Try it. 1521 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:48,920 Podlasie style. 1522 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,200 Huh? [sniffs] 1523 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:54,360 You do wish Halina well, right? Especially on Kupala Night. 1524 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,520 You celebrate pagan rites here in Bodzki? 1525 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,840 Traditional rites. 1526 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,920 You wanna be one of us? 1527 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:03,360 Then you have to honor our traditions. 1528 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:04,960 Huh. 1529 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,240 Good, you only have fourteen sips left. 1530 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:14,640 What? 1531 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:16,600 Tradition, you know? 1532 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,920 Oh. 1533 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:24,880 [motor running] 1534 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:26,560 Hold on. 1535 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 Jan, wait. 1536 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,640 Have you, uh, talked to Wojtek yet? 1537 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,000 -[motor stops] -About what? 1538 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,400 Julian is trying to buy Halina’s meadow. 1539 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:44,040 [dramatic music playing] 1540 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,640 He’s buying what? 1541 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,480 [owl hooting] 1542 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,080 [Julian] How much further ’til the village? 1543 01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:00,640 We’ve been walking for an hour now. 1544 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,280 [Wojtek] That’s the herbal tea messing with time. Have another sip. 1545 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,240 [Julian] No. 1546 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,720 How come you’re not drinking any? 1547 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,720 [Wojtek] It’s only for those who buy land from us. 1548 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,760 And also because it gives me heartburn. 1549 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,800 Oh. 1550 01:15:11,880 --> 01:15:13,080 [light bells ringing] 1551 01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,080 [chuckles] 1552 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:17,240 Fireflies. Our very own Podlasie aliens. 1553 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:19,320 [hypnotic music playing] 1554 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,040 They’re probably plotting their next invasion. 1555 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:27,000 [pulsating ringing] 1556 01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:33,840 Wow. Look at them hard at work sending out their probes. 1557 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:36,400 Julian? 1558 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:39,480 Julian. 1559 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,600 Julian. 1560 01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:44,440 Damn it. 1561 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:45,920 Oh, no. 1562 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,000 [tense music playing] 1563 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:49,040 Julian? 1564 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,160 Julian. 1565 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,440 Julian? 1566 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:03,800 Jan… 1567 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:08,200 No, no, no. I have to say it with a little more conviction, right? 1568 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:09,240 Okay, here I go. 1569 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:15,880 Dear Jan, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart 1570 01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:18,880 for bringing those aliens to Bodzki for me. 1571 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:23,600 And forgive me for my bad temper, it’s… it’s not my fault, it’s because… 1572 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,720 Uh… 1573 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:25,760 Because what? 1574 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,520 Ah. I got it from my dad. 1575 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,920 Okay, one last shot. 1576 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,000 -Dear--. -Halina. 1577 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,080 [chuckles] Oh, I was just about to come and see you. 1578 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,240 -Halina. -Jan, I wanted to thank you from-- 1579 01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:39,040 You must really think pretty little of me 1580 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,680 to trample all over my feelings like that. 1581 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:42,600 [gasps] 1582 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:46,360 How dare you bring your wannabe lover from God-knows-where to Bodzki. 1583 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:48,760 But Julian’s intentions are honest and pure. 1584 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,880 He offered to buy my land because he knows I’m having financial problems. 1585 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,880 Halina. 1586 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,760 How could you be so naive? 1587 01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,600 All he wants is to get into your pants. 1588 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:02,400 -[kisses] -[Jan groans] 1589 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,760 I couldn’t sh… shut you up any other way. 1590 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,800 [gentle music playing] 1591 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,560 Halina. 1592 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:16,720 Halina! Jan! 1593 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,360 I lost him. That guy. 1594 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:22,120 I… I turned around for two seconds, and he… he was gone. 1595 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,640 I lost Julian in the woods. 1596 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,640 Can’t you read the room, Wojtek. 1597 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,600 -[exhales] -What? 1598 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:29,440 I lost him in the woods. I’m sorry. 1599 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,560 [owl hooting] 1600 01:17:38,400 --> 01:17:40,400 [tense music playing] 1601 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,680 [groans] 1602 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:50,760 [hypnotic music playing] 1603 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:03,800 [unsettling buzzing] 1604 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,080 [bell ringing] 1605 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,760 I sure don’t want to be abducted for my body parts. 1606 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:34,720 -Here, kitty, kitty. -[buzzing] 1607 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,840 [growls] 1608 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,520 Guide our children and let them grow strong and healthy. 1609 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,240 Help our dear Halina and Jan remain forever in love… 1610 01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:58,440 …in health and in happiness. And to help them pay their debts also. 1611 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,240 And may our Bodzki flourish forever 1612 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,880 and find good fortune on Kupala Night. 1613 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:17,160 [all] Good fortune. Good fortune to all. 1614 01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:19,320 [all chuckle] 1615 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,480 [Jan] Halina? Wojtek 1616 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,120 Have any of you seen Julian? 1617 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:29,400 It’s that tall guy. The… the… the one who got free bottles of moonshine? 1618 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:31,240 -[Romek] No. -[Damian] We haven’t seen him. 1619 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,080 Why would he even be here with us? 1620 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:36,000 I wanted to help Jan chase his rival away from here, 1621 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:39,520 so I infused some herbal tea for him, the one Kuba gave me the recipe for. 1622 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,920 I needed inspiration. 1623 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,560 Did you mess with the recipe again? 1624 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:44,880 What? No. 1625 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:45,960 Wojtek… 1626 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,480 I wanted the effect to last longer. 1627 01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:50,320 Now we all have to go looking for him. Come on, let’s go. 1628 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,480 [Oliwia] Come on. Let's go. 1629 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:55,360 All right. Romek and Ela, you go check the forest behind the hamlet. 1630 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:56,600 All right, let’s go honey. 1631 01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:59,960 Zbyszek and Wiesia, you go check the fields behind the settlement. 1632 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,320 And now you two go have a look by the river. 1633 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:03,800 Oliwia and I will check the village. 1634 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,360 Perfect, you two go check the village. 1635 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:06,920 -Wojtek. Wojtek, uh… -That’s me. 1636 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:10,960 Wojtek, now you go check where Julian’s staying in Bodzki. 1637 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,240 -His place, his lodgings. -I have no idea where that is. 1638 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,440 Where are you going? 1639 01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:16,720 [exhales] 1640 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,680 Julian. 1641 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,600 Halina. 1642 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,680 [sentimental music playing] 1643 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:30,760 Can you please tell me why 1644 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,520 you seduced Julian behind my back? 1645 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:35,640 I overheard you 1646 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,920 telling the brothers-in-law, 1647 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,440 that it would be a mistake to marry me. 1648 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,120 And why didn’t you eavesdrop a bit longer? 1649 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,400 What I said is that I was worried… 1650 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:56,360 getting married would be a mistake for you, not for me. 1651 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:58,280 I mean… 1652 01:20:58,960 --> 01:20:59,880 Look at you. 1653 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:01,640 You’re a wonderful woman, 1654 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,560 and I’m just some stupid village sculptor. 1655 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,200 Where am I supposed to look again? 1656 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:17,920 I’m so stressed, I forgot. 1657 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,720 Wherever Julian’s staying. 1658 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:21,840 Okay, thanks. 1659 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,240 Ah. 1660 01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:26,800 [both laugh] 1661 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,280 -Julian. -[laughs] 1662 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,400 Julian. 1663 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,600 [both] Julian. 1664 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:37,360 -Julian. -[both laugh] 1665 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:41,040 [both] Julian. 1666 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,600 [both laugh] 1667 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,600 Ewa. Have you seen Julian? 1668 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,440 We’re all looking for him. Damn, he’s not here either? 1669 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,160 [crying] 1670 01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:07,200 Are you okay? 1671 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,200 What’s wrong? 1672 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:10,720 Ewa… 1673 01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:11,960 [laughs] 1674 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,920 As always, my life’s a mess. 1675 01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:17,320 [sniffs] 1676 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,560 Yeah, but your life led you here to me. 1677 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,720 Wojtek, stop fooling around. 1678 01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:29,280 I’m not fooling around. I’m in love with you. 1679 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,280 You and I, we’re the perfect fit. 1680 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,040 I also screw up everything I do. 1681 01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:35,360 And my life’s a mess, just like yours. 1682 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:39,720 [chuckles] 1683 01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,280 [clears throat] 1684 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,600 [inhales] Wojtek, listen. 1685 01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:45,840 You’re a great guy. 1686 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,560 You’re passionate, and you’re quite handsome too. 1687 01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:50,480 Really? 1688 01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:52,840 But I’m sure that 1689 01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,920 the girl of your dreams is waiting for you somewhere out there. 1690 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:00,800 That girl isn’t me. 1691 01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:08,320 I’ll never meet anyone. 1692 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,320 Maybe I’m just not meant to sing or to love. 1693 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,360 True love always finds a way. 1694 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:22,600 [kiss] 1695 01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:24,280 [chuckles] 1696 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,920 -Better than nothing, I guess. -[both chuckle] 1697 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,520 [cell phone ringing] 1698 01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:31,040 [cell phone continues ringing] 1699 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,320 [cell phone continues ringing] 1700 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,000 It’s my friend from New York. 1701 01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,560 From the gallery? 1702 01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,280 [cell phone continues ringing] 1703 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,040 Hello? 1704 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,480 [Jan] Julian. 1705 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:48,320 [Halina] Julian. 1706 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,840 [Jan] Julian. 1707 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,320 Julian. 1708 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,880 Julian. 1709 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,000 Look, locals. 1710 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:57,000 Go and ask them. 1711 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,000 Excuse me, we’re kind of lost. 1712 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,800 Uh, do you know the way to the crop circles. 1713 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,440 They’re around here somewhere, right? 1714 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:06,000 I’m so sorry. We must tell you the truth. 1715 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,600 -There are no aliens around here. -[Halina] Exactly. 1716 01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:09,720 And there never were. 1717 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:10,720 [boy cries] 1718 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,960 I promised you we’d see aliens, and you will. 1719 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,240 And you, you should be ashamed. Making a child cry. 1720 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:18,240 -This man is telling the truth. -[boy] No, he’s not. 1721 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,040 [cries] 1722 01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:24,200 Okay so you’re going to tell me those crop circles showed up all by themselves? 1723 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,720 I’m the one who made them. 1724 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:28,880 As if we’re gonna believe that. Have you seen how precise they are? 1725 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,480 Only a laser could do that. 1726 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:31,560 This guy’s a fraud. 1727 01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:32,720 [buzzing] 1728 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,800 [tense music playing] 1729 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:39,160 [breathing heavily] 1730 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:42,800 The… aliens… are real. 1731 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:44,360 I saw them 1732 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,760 with my own two eyes. [panting] 1733 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:49,920 Shame on you, liars. 1734 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,880 Fine, believe whatever you want. The crop circles are that way. 1735 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,680 -[Halina] Julian. -Julian. 1736 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,240 -Why didn’t you say so sooner? -Julian. 1737 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,040 -[boy] Awesome. -What a relief to see you’re all right. 1738 01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:03,040 Yes, even though you tried to steal my Halina from me and seize her land. 1739 01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,080 [julian] And they punished me for that. 1740 01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,160 I’m truly sorry. 1741 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:11,680 I’m so very sorry, but Podlasie is going to send me over the edge. 1742 01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,520 I want to go home now. 1743 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:15,480 [inhales] 1744 01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:20,880 [pastoral music playing] 1745 01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:25,080 [horses whinny] 1746 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,920 Are you up to something again? 1747 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,360 Yeah, maybe. 1748 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:41,080 -[chuckles] -Hm. 1749 01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,720 [Halina] All right. What’s this all about? 1750 01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:55,560 I’m buying your land, Halina, and you can’t stop me. 1751 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,920 Jan, you don’t have any money. 1752 01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,800 Oh, believe it or not, I do. 1753 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:04,040 A gallery, all the way in New York, bought my sculptures. 1754 01:26:04,120 --> 01:26:05,080 [laughs] 1755 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,360 Yeah. Apparently, I’m a true artist. All thanks to Ewa. 1756 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:09,720 Uh-huh. 1757 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:14,720 Now you’re going to have to marry Jan if you want to get all this land back. 1758 01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,120 What’s mine is yours, Halina. 1759 01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:19,320 [Halina exhales] 1760 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,720 I don’t deserve any of this kindness. 1761 01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:25,880 [chuckles] 1762 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,560 -Thank you, Jan. -[chuckles] 1763 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:33,280 [all chuckle] 1764 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,560 Love saves the day. 1765 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:37,640 You always have something clever to say, don’t you? 1766 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:40,200 That could be the title of my new single. 1767 01:26:41,440 --> 01:26:42,920 [whispers] 1768 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:45,720 -[groans] -[kisses] 1769 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:46,960 -All right. -Ewa. 1770 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:48,800 [Halina] We… 1771 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,000 we want all of this land to be yours. 1772 01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,160 [exhales] With the help of the brothers-in-law, 1773 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:57,640 we’ll build a house for you. 1774 01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:00,960 It might not be a big one, but it’ll be all yours. 1775 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,120 Your own little place. 1776 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:04,720 [softly] Thank you. 1777 01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:06,400 [laughs] 1778 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:09,760 -♪ Love will save the day ♪ -Ewa, you’re an amazing daughter. 1779 01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:10,680 [kisses] 1780 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,040 -Ewa. -Hey. And me? 1781 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,840 You’re finally staying here with us. [laughs] 1782 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,280 [Wojtek] How does it sound? 1783 01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:19,240 ♪ Love will save the day ♪ 1784 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,120 Everything is gonna be okay after all. 1785 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,280 You said you were hungry. 1786 01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:25,200 -We're gonna build a nice house. -Oh, thank you. 1787 01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:26,880 [Halina] Everything’s gonna be just fine. 1788 01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,480 It tastes bland. Ew. 1789 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:31,040 -No, they’re really sweet. -I lost my taste buds. I told you. 1790 01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:33,920 I remember when I was pregnant, I lost my taste buds too. 1791 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,880 -Same when I was pregnant with Oliwia. -Oh? 1792 01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:36,880 Oliwia? 1793 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:37,960 [gasps] 1794 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,160 You’re pregnant, Oliwia. 1795 01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:41,440 Are you kidding me? 1796 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,040 -[laughs] -[Wojtek] Oh damn. 1797 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,640 -Another Madej is on the way. -Oliwia. 1798 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,720 Woo. 1799 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:47,840 My goodness. 1800 01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,280 No, another Wolak. 1801 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,200 [all] Madej. Madej. Madej. Madej. 1802 01:27:52,280 --> 01:27:54,000 [all laugh] 1803 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,320 [Wojtek] Hey. 1804 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,280 -I love you. -I love you too. 1805 01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,080 Boys, let’s go. Hurry up. 1806 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,760 The young couple’s waiting. 1807 01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:05,400 Father. Hold on. 1808 01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:06,880 The groom’s gone. 1809 01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:10,280 -And where is the collection plate? -Where it always is. 1810 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,160 [Reverend] We can’t start without the collection plate. 1811 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:17,760 This is my girlfriend. 1812 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:19,320 I know, Wojtek. 1813 01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:21,960 -You’ve already told me three times. -Oh, yeah. 1814 01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,400 Jan’s not here. 1815 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:32,960 He probably changed his mind. I don’t blame him. 1816 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:35,760 Who would want to marry such a… 1817 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,960 an open-minded, strong-willed woman. 1818 01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:43,760 I’m coming. I’m coming. I’m here. 1819 01:28:43,840 --> 01:28:44,720 [crowd laughs] 1820 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:47,200 My sweet pea, I got you your favorite. 1821 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,120 -They’re beautiful, like you. -Oh. [chuckles] 1822 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,040 [kiss] 1823 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:52,400 [kiss] 1824 01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:55,280 Save those obscenities for your wedding night. 1825 01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:56,680 [groans] 1826 01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:58,840 [sniffs] 1827 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,400 Music, please. 1828 01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:03,760 [folk music playing] 1829 01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:12,120 Excuse me. Hold on. 1830 01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:13,720 [Halina] Wait. 1831 01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:21,920 How about if… we let the young ones 1832 01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:26,640 also stand at the altar and get married today? 1833 01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:28,040 [all chuckle] 1834 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:29,840 We’re gonna be great-grandparents. 1835 01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:32,400 -And we’re gonna be grandparents. -We’re gonna be grandparents. 1836 01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:34,560 [cheering, clapping] 1837 01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:39,160 [Romek] Amazing. 1838 01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,760 [crowd cheering, clapping] 1839 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:46,760 Is anyone getting married today, yes or no? 1840 01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:48,800 [Jan, Ewa, Halina] Yes. We are. 1841 01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:50,400 [Oliwia, Kuba] And so are we. 1842 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:56,040 [in Polish] 1843 01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:59,760 ♪ My beloved sweetheart We waited long for this ♪ 1844 01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:04,000 ♪ In spite of all those people Who says this is a miss ♪ 1845 01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:06,440 [upbeat music playing] 1846 01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:55,840 [upbeat music ends] 1847 01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:59,440 [gentle music playing] 1848 01:32:07,960 --> 01:32:09,960 [gentle music builds] 1849 01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:35,600 [gentle music calms] 1850 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:04,320 [gentle music builds] 1851 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:40,040 [gentle music fades] 1852 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:44,440 [cheerful music playing] 1853 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:02,360 [cheerful music builds] 1854 01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:23,080 [cheerful music calms] 1855 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:38,800 [music fades]