1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,960 Great. Guess we’re walking now. Okay. Come on. 4 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:35,520 Run. Faster. The young couple’s waiting. 5 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:53,440 I’m sorry I’m late, but… 6 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,680 I had a last-minute intervention. 7 00:00:56,760 --> 00:01:00,280 Villagers from Wodniczki got into a fight over some broody hens. 8 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,600 Now we’re gonna be late. 9 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,400 The young couple's waiting, and we still haven’t picked up the flowers. 10 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,320 My cap. 11 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,640 Hurry up. The young couple’s waiting. 12 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,120 Our beloved wives. There you are. 13 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,640 -Oh, look who finally showed up. -Where were you? 14 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,200 We were spiritually preparing ourselves for the ceremony. 15 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,920 Stop. Exhale. 16 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,280 Your spirituality is already getting me drunk. 17 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,040 Tradition wants us to toast to the young couple’s health. 18 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,080 Here, you'll give them these. 19 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,680 Come on. Hurry up. We’ll be late. 20 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,720 -The young couple's waiting. -Okay. 21 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,840 Boys, let’s go. Hurry up. 22 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,800 Come on, the young couple’s waiting. 23 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,200 Father, hold on. Father. 24 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,800 -You forgot this. -Get the plate. 25 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:48,720 The plate. 26 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,960 We can’t start without the collection plate. 27 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,840 Kuba, your tie’s a little crooked. Come here. Let me fix it for you. 28 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,680 -Dad, it’s fine. Leave it alone. -Oliwka, beautiful as always. 29 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,800 Ah, what a gorgeous couple. Look at them. 30 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,520 You two lovebirds are the cutest. 31 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,600 I’ve longed a lifetime for this day. 32 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,920 Are we ready to start? 33 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,520 -Yes, let’s begin. -Music, please. 34 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,960 Excuse me. Wait. Wait. 35 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,840 What’s the matter, my dear? What’s the hold up? 36 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:45,760 What’s wrong? 37 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,200 I can’t wait another minute to start my life with you. 38 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:51,000 And what if the two of you got married today? 39 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,520 You do it instead of us? 40 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:57,400 Jan and I, we’d be more than happy to wait a bit longer. 41 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,040 Grandma, you’re the one who wants to get married, not us two. 42 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,200 I'll gladly get married. 43 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,440 I will not yield this wedding to anybody, all right? 44 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:05,880 May we proceed? 45 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,440 Yes, let’s begin, Reverend. 46 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,760 Music. 47 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,160 Oh. 48 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,600 Oh, my darling beloved We've waited so long 49 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:26,800 Despite all those people Who didn't believe in us 50 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:31,160 I waited for you Spring, winter, summer 51 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:35,320 So you would love me In front of the whole world 52 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,600 Oh, my beloved darling In front of the whole world 53 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,160 I will love you Winter, spring, summer 54 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,600 Even in autumn When the leaves fall 55 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:49,640 Because I vowed… 56 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,880 Halina? 57 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,440 -Grandma. Grandma. -Halina. 58 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,120 My nerves are wrecked. I can’t believe 59 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,040 I’m about to abandon widowhood. 60 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,120 I can’t breathe. I need air, and some water too. 61 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,840 I must quench my thirst with my bridesmaids by my side. 62 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:07,800 Halina. 63 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,640 I need to escape. Hurry. 64 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,080 -Give us a moment. Don’t worry. -Halina. 65 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,400 Grandma, what’s going on? 66 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:34,880 Halina, what’s the problem? Would you rather stay single? Is that it? 67 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,080 Have you lost your feelings for Jan already? 68 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,640 No, I love Jan. I really do… 69 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,360 But I… I just can’t marry him right now. 70 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,880 Help me get out of this whole wedding situation. 71 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,480 I will not go through with it. 72 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,520 -Why is that, Grandma? -One for all, young lady. 73 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:50,760 And all for one. 74 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,200 Can you believe it, Reverend? 75 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,480 My Halina is so in love with me 76 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,560 that she was left gasping for air before our vows. 77 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,680 Jan, open your eyes, will you? Your bride left you at the altar. 78 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,000 Is Halina okay? 79 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,240 Halina needed to go for a walk. 80 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,840 And get away from all the emotion. 81 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,520 Don’t ask. 82 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:15,720 -She’s gone? -Yeah. 83 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:20,960 Bodzki’s never witnessed a groom being left at the altar. My condolences. 84 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,480 Either I need reading glasses or… 85 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,080 Does it say here that… 86 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,000 I’m gonna lose my house? 87 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:36,960 You read it. 88 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,960 It says you’re late on your payments. 89 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,280 I know. I already wrote them about it. 90 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,040 I requested more time and to pay less each month. 91 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:49,000 Don’t those payday-loan people have a heart? 92 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,480 No, Halina, they don’t. 93 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,880 They always reject these requests, 94 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,840 and now, your interest is increasing by the day. 95 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,360 You no longer owe 3,000 zlotys but 6,000. 96 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,120 Look, you need to pay this month or else… they take what you own. 97 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,400 That’s what the real world's like, Halina. 98 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,560 If you don’t pay on time, unfortunately… 99 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,920 Well, your house will soon go up for auction. 100 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,920 Mary, Mother of Jesus. 101 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,520 It’s all my fault. I dragged you into this. 102 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,560 No, don’t worry, Wojtek. 103 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:17,080 Don’t even think about it. I’m the one to blame for this mess, not you. 104 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,280 Just me. 105 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,520 Oh, and remember. 106 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,040 Don’t tell anyone about my situation. 107 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,880 Especially not Jan. 108 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,320 Promise me. 109 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,400 Promise. 110 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,480 Hmm. 111 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,680 And what about the wedding? 112 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:40,920 The wedding’s called off. 113 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,520 There will be no wedding today. 114 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,040 May God be with you. 115 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:04,320 IT TAKES A VILLAGE 116 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,800 Halina Madej, yes, the cheese lady. 117 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,760 I wanted to ask you something. 118 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:18,520 Any chance you could pay me in advance for… 119 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,480 No? But I really need the… 120 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,040 Yes, I understand. 121 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,160 Halina. 122 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:34,800 Halina? 123 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:38,800 Halina. 124 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,280 I know you’re here, Halina. 125 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:47,600 At least have the decency to look me in the eye. 126 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,680 Let’s settle this like grown-ups. 127 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:50,680 Halina. 128 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,160 Tell me immediately. 129 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,600 Where is that crazy old lady who feeds you? 130 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,600 Halina. 131 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,760 Hali… 132 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,480 I will not let you speak ill of me in front of my precious livestock. 133 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,200 I didn’t even get to the worst part. 134 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,160 I know. 135 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:14,720 You have to be a real cold… 136 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,400 Go on, say it. 137 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,960 Backstabbing biddy to do something so cruel to the person you love. 138 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,960 Oh, you better eat your words. 139 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,000 If that’s what you think of me, 140 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:29,360 then not marrying you was the best decision I have ever made. 141 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah. Well, I thank God for making sure I didn’t end up with such a hellish wife. 142 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,360 Halina, you’re a heartless monster. 143 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,480 This is where our story ends, Halina. 144 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,200 Goodbye. 145 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,160 Oh… 146 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,760 What have I done now? 147 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,440 Ah, jeez. 148 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,240 Halina, you sure messed up this time. 149 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,040 No, we couldn’t open our inn with a wedding reception. 150 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,800 Not us. We prefer a wake. 151 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,880 Damn, what a mess. Seriously. 152 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,360 Grandma, you were supposed to bring me luck, weren’t you? 153 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,520 That sculpture is her spitting image. 154 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,800 She’s a fallen angel wearing devil’s shoes. 155 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:34,840 Oliwia? 156 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:35,800 Hm? 157 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:39,600 Tell us, since you both share the same genes, 158 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,920 how could Halina do that to poor Jan? 159 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,840 Everything will all smooth out soon. 160 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,080 Ah. 161 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,360 Yeah, but she destroyed Jan’s reputation in front of the whole village. 162 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,160 Luckily we brewed a lot of alcohol. 163 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,920 It was our wedding gift, but I guess we’ll just have to drink it. 164 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,920 I mean, come on, how else will we forget about this disaster? 165 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,480 -It’s impossible. -The council of geniuses has spoken. 166 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:03,800 -Half only. -Obviously, half. 167 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:04,720 Uh. 168 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,080 And what if Matylda started investigating 169 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,120 whatever possessed Halina to make such a guilty decision? 170 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:13,520 This little mishap has put my holy reputation on the line. 171 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,920 I don’t meddle in my neighbor’s personal problems. 172 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:20,320 If Halina needs to confess, she knows her way to the confessional. 173 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,000 Halina has her reasons. I’m sure of it. 174 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,280 Wojtek, 175 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,440 if you know something, tell us. 176 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,600 You know you can trust us. 177 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,480 Wojtek… 178 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,680 We all know what Halina’s like. 179 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,960 She’s feisty, but hurting someone for no reason? 180 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,200 She’d never do that. 181 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,520 That’s it. This calls for a real good talk with Grandma. 182 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,720 -Mm. -Mm. 183 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,280 -How about we make some bets? -Huh. 184 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,280 Who’s ready to bet that Halina and Jan are gonna make it? 185 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,360 Oh really, a priest encouraging gambling? 186 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,240 Stop it. 187 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,920 The money wouldn’t be just for me. 188 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,120 Our church needs some renovations, especially after that incident. 189 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,520 That was some crazy idea you guys had. 190 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:29,120 Brewing your moonshine in the church’s vestry? 191 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,440 And doing it while being completely drunk? 192 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:36,280 Yeah. Brewers in crime, am I right? 193 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,040 Half only. Half. 194 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,120 Those are some wise words. 195 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:41,960 Oh. 196 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,160 Where are you gonna live, Wojtek? 197 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,440 You were supposed to move in with Halina after the wedding so… 198 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:00,400 That’s not happening, 199 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,480 and now you let the brothers-in-law use your place as their brewery. 200 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,960 -So? Where you gonna go? -I don’t know. 201 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:10,320 Wherever my feet take me Don’t know the destination or the way 202 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,320 Jan carved Halina out of love 203 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,600 She dumped him But don’t think it was out of malice 204 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,880 What the… 205 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:17,960 Did you write that? 206 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,120 It still needs polishing. 207 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,840 Ah. 208 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,200 Oh, Halina. 209 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,720 I can’t even look at her right now. 210 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:33,640 Jan. 211 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,280 Jan, I… I have to tell you something. 212 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,560 Jan. 213 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,640 Jan. 214 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,320 I have to tell you something important. 215 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,880 I’m the one who broke your poor heart. 216 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,320 Have you lost your mind? 217 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,720 -You’re a nice boy, Wojtek. -No, Jan. 218 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,000 What I’m trying to say is that 219 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,520 I convinced Halina into a bad investment opportunity. 220 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,880 How bad are we talking here? 221 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,640 Well, my friend or rather ex-friend was making a fortune on crypto. 222 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,840 At first, so was I… and I told Halina about it. 223 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,840 Her cheese business was taking off and, uh, she was like super greedy. 224 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,120 I… I mean super invested in business ventures. 225 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,840 I always knew you were stupid, Wojtek. 226 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,000 It’s obvious. 227 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,880 But my Halina? 228 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:21,440 How much money did you lose? 229 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,080 I lost a bit of my savings. 230 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,720 Halina lost, um… 231 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,760 Say it. 232 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,240 A whole lot. 233 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,480 How could this have happened? 234 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:33,800 She wanted to help Oliwia and Kuba with the restaurant. 235 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,800 And buy you your stupid motorcycle. 236 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,400 Really? She did? 237 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,200 But she never said anything. Why would she hide this from me? 238 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:47,400 In that case… 239 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,160 she didn’t break up with me because she no longer loved me, right? 240 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,280 OLIWKA’S RESTAURANT 241 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:02,640 Mom? 242 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,640 Oliwia. 243 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,680 You’re actually here. How nice. 244 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,600 Ah… 245 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,640 Of course I am. Why wouldn’t I be? 246 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,600 I don’t know if Halina will like it, 247 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,920 but I thought we should be together on a day like this. 248 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:22,040 You can’t even imagine how happy I am you’re here. 249 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,240 Ah. 250 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,560 I’m so proud of you, honey. 251 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:27,960 So how was it? 252 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,400 How did the big opening go? 253 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,400 Ooh. 254 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,000 Hold on… 255 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,480 Why are you here and not at the wedding reception? 256 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:38,960 That’s a… a very long story. 257 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,280 Come on. I’ll tell you all about it. 258 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,520 -Want help with your bags? -No, I’m good, thanks. 259 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,000 -So, how much did she lose? -All her savings. 260 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080 That is? 261 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:00,760 She lost 30,000. 262 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,920 How will she manage to pay off all that money? 263 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,080 Selling her cheese could help. 264 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,680 We need to find a way to attract customers… 265 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,320 who’ll then buy her cheese. 266 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,360 I hate myself for getting her into that stupid Bitcoin trap. 267 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,680 I deserve to get abducted by aliens. 268 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,240 She’s not home. Nobody’s here. 269 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,520 She’s not in here either. 270 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,680 She was wearing this at the wedding. 271 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,080 Wait, did Grandma… 272 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,560 My goodness. She would never. 273 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,720 Stop it. Leave me alone. 274 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,160 Louise, listen. I’m bankrupt, 275 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:20,160 and I can’t let Jan marry someone who has no money left. 276 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,040 Hi, yeah. I don’t know. 277 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,320 I found your phone number on the internet. 278 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,680 I’m calling to offer you to buy my cheese. 279 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:29,040 Goat cheese, plenty of it. 280 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:31,240 You own a whole chain of stores. 281 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:34,040 All you’d have to do is put some of my products in one of them. 282 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,720 Oh my. 283 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,880 Ewa! 284 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,440 You’re here. You made it to your mother’s wedding after all. 285 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:05,520 Too bad you weren’t able to come earlier. 286 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,600 Punctuality was never your thing, was it? 287 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,000 Ah… Come on, Mom, cut it out. 288 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,680 Can you at least pretend to be happy to see me? 289 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,960 Oliwia and I have waited long enough for you. 290 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,760 Our muddy streets can’t compete with the rest of the world, can they? 291 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:21,240 But Oliwia and Kuba, they come to visit me all the time. 292 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,080 And I’ve invited you to Gdańsk more than once. 293 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,320 . 294 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,080 Unbelievable. I forgot how the two of you are. Constantly fighting. 295 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,680 Why did you call off the wedding? 296 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,200 Because I dreamt of your late father, 297 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,720 and he told me to remain a widow for the rest of my life. 298 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,520 -Grandma, the truth. -What? 299 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,200 If that’s what he wants, then that’s what I’ll do. 300 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,480 But don’t just stand there, go inside before you catch a cold. 301 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,600 Where are you going? 302 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,720 Somebody has to take care of the goats and milk them for the cheese. 303 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,440 Mom, I just got here. When’s the last time we saw each other? 304 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,280 Hmm. 305 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:07,480 We’ll talk later, honey, I promise. 306 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,560 You’ll tell us everything? 307 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,040 Why are you still standing here? 308 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,680 I told you to go inside or you’ll catch a cold. Move it. 309 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,600 Jan’s heart must be in a thousand pieces right now. 310 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,960 He’s taking it all out on his art and that poor trunk. 311 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,480 I’m turning this trunk into a life raft. 312 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:38,320 Are you planning on taking a solo cruise down the river? 313 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,200 It’s for Halina. 314 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,800 Are you shipping her out of the village? 315 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:45,720 Even better. 316 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,120 Good girl. 317 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:04,400 Here. Let me do it. 318 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,920 I see you remember how it’s done. Good for you. 319 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,880 I’m listening, Mother. 320 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,760 You go first. 321 00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:15,680 How come you’re here? 322 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,400 You said you weren’t coming to the wedding, 323 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,560 and on the phone, you told me that you’d met someone, yet you came alone? 324 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,080 Mom, enough already. 325 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,880 Why so many questions? 326 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,800 You wanted to talk, so let’s talk. But if you don’t, then we won’t. 327 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,440 Grandma. Mom. 328 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,960 Can’t we talk like civilized adults for once? 329 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,200 Like, you know, a normal family? 330 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,000 Oh my goodness, those girls are really something. 331 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,440 Oh, dear lord. 332 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,680 I have upset the holy mother of Jesus. 333 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,320 I’ve sinned so many times that she’s making me hallucinate. 334 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,720 Please. Someone. Help. The aliens are… 335 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,920 Help. 336 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,960 The aliens are here. 337 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,600 Aliens. 338 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,480 Hey, what’s the rush? What’s happening? 339 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,920 POLICE 340 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,760 Hmm. 341 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,120 Matylda. 342 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,840 -Run. Run. -Hurry up. Come on. The aliens are here. 343 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,760 Why’s everyone in a hurry? 344 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:39,760 Hey. 345 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,680 Hey. 346 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,320 Here. Look at this. 347 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,880 -They came from the sky. -Now look at this. 348 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,920 This is Wojtek Kurek reporting for the channel. What the Shock. 349 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,520 And yeah, what happened here is… a real shock. 350 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,320 There’s… there’s no other way to describe it. 351 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,960 Our parish priest, who discovered this, is here with us. 352 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,680 How did you come across this miracle? 353 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,840 I was out at dawn looking for berries, but found this-- 354 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,760 Look this way. Here. 355 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:05,040 This is a sign from God, telling us to donate to the church so that no evil will… 356 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,200 -Not so close. -What evil are you talking about? 357 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:08,640 When did aliens ever hurt anybody? 358 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,080 Being open to new experiences is as important as-- 359 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,640 I wanna say something. 360 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,640 I saw this documentary how the aliens brought civilization to Earth. 361 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,920 They probably built the pyramids in Egypt too, you know. 362 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,520 Why build pyramids in our village? 363 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,320 Imagine they built a cute sphinx here. That’d be nice. 364 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,080 -Exclusively on What the Shock. -I guess so. 365 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,840 Uh, so, tell us… You… you, come here. Come here. 366 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,040 Uh, tell us. Why do you think the aliens used your field to send us a message? 367 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:32,160 -Uh, yeah. So my field-- -Wait a second. 368 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,640 This is my field. These big crop circles are on my field. 369 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,720 The hell they are. Don’t listen to him. 370 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,160 This… this beautiful field I’m standing on… 371 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,080 Stop. Stop. 372 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,160 …is mine and mine only, okay? 373 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,400 How dare you spread such lies. 374 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,640 The real question is why a higher intelligence 375 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,920 would pick one of these two idiots’ fields. 376 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,240 I guess they’re not so smart. 377 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,040 -This story is a scandal. -Let’s go. 378 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,320 And a scandal around here always involves the police. 379 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,440 Ah, look, local authorities have arrived. 380 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,120 -Our Bodzki officer. -What’s going on? 381 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,160 -No, no filming. Okay, stop. -She's already here. 382 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,320 This probably is a crime scene. 383 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,960 That’s enough. Stop. 384 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,200 Good morning. 385 00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:28,360 Hello. Hello? 386 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,280 Hello? 387 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,920 Good morning? 388 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,600 Who’s making all that noise at this time of night? 389 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,160 -Shh. -It’s morning, ladies, I'll have you know. 390 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,640 Finally, the three of you reunited. 391 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:23,040 Those sleeping herbs you gave us, goodness, they’re really potent. 392 00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:25,800 That’s because you put too much. I told you one teaspoon is enough. 393 00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:28,600 See, I told you one teaspoon only. You kept adding more. 394 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,880 And now we’ve just wasted our entire morning. 395 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,800 Come with me, there’s something you have to see. 396 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,600 Listen, I’ve really missed Bodzki, 397 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,520 but nothing will get me out of bed today. 398 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,640 Not even aliens? 399 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,280 What? 400 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,640 Nobody step on the tracks. 401 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,520 We don’t want to erase them. 402 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,080 All right, let’s build a fence around them. 403 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,200 -Why? Why fence this off? -Because it’s a crime scene. 404 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,960 -Why should we? -I told you to stop filming. 405 00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,960 But I need to. We’re making history. 406 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,240 It’s a keepsake of the aliens for our future generations. 407 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,800 At your rate, they'll be no future generation. 408 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,440 I would if I weren’t so unlucky in love. 409 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,840 He’s not wrong, you know. 410 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,360 -Look, someone’s coming. -Who’s that? 411 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,440 -Good morning. -Ewa Madej. 412 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,520 Good morning. 413 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,320 -Oliwia’s got a sibling? -It’s her mother. Remember, Ewa? 414 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,560 How could you have forgotten about Oliwia’s mom? 415 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,680 -Ah. Hi. -Ah. 416 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,680 -Hello. -Hello. 417 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,000 Oh. You girls haven’t changed at all. 418 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,440 And look, here’s Janek the Shrimp. 419 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,640 -Oh. -He became our parish priest. 420 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,960 We waited and waited and waited for an invitation to your exhibition, 421 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,760 -but we never got one. -Yeah, why not? 422 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,440 Oh yeah, that’s because my painting career never started. 423 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,400 City folks don’t understand art. 424 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,240 Wojtek Kurek. I’m a big fan of yours. 425 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,040 Last time I saw you, you were only this tall. 426 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,680 Halina’s coming. 427 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,360 Halina. 428 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,400 Ewa, do you know anything about this whole wedding nonsense? 429 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,320 No. 430 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,880 Oh, Ewa. I guess we needed aliens landing here 431 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,920 for you to finally come and visit us, huh, sweetie? 432 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,200 I can’t believe someone actually ruined the crops just to make these scribbles. 433 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,440 But it sure wasn’t aliens. 434 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,640 How would you know that, Halina? Were you here last night? 435 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,840 You saw nothing at all. 436 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,440 I wasn’t here, and I didn’t see anything, but my brain still works. 437 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,040 Halina. 438 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,080 At least, let me drive you home. 439 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,160 Ewa? 440 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,720 I can’t believe it. 441 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,160 -Hi. -No way. 442 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,600 After all these years? 443 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,080 Hello. Hi. 444 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,960 We probably can both agree that all of this is your fault. 445 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,000 Oh, so I’m the one who brought aliens to Bodzki? 446 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,600 Kind of, yeah. 447 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,720 If you hadn’t been late to your mother’s wedding, 448 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,760 then maybe you would have kept Halina in check, 449 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,040 and right now we’d be dancing at the after-party. 450 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,640 Oh, I think you know full well 451 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:47,160 that I’m the last person on earth who’d be able to keep Halina in check. 452 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,240 I see you still draw? 453 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:55,840 Here and there. 454 00:27:58,800 --> 00:27:59,840 Mostly doodles. 455 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:06,480 Who would have ever imagined that your kid and mine would end up together, hm? 456 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,520 I know, right. Look at them. 457 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,480 And how’s your granddaughter? 458 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,280 Tolcia is in Nairobi with her mother. 459 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,000 Here, look. They’re taking care of sick animals. 460 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,080 -Oh… -You see? 461 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,640 -Oh. -Yeah. 462 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,840 -Is anyone hungry? -I am. 463 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,240 -Oh, oh. -Me too. 464 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,480 Come on, you’re all invited. 465 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,000 -Let’s go. -I’m starving. 466 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,320 -I haven’t eaten all morning. -Everyone over to my place. 467 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,760 Chop, chop. Let’s go. 468 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,240 Yeah, I’m starving. 469 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,320 Let’s go. 470 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,240 -Perfect. -Adam wants. 471 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,720 As you already know, I’m a rational man. 472 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,960 I don’t believe in miracles. 473 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,720 What about the Virgin Mary then? 474 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,960 Jan, you can’t compare the Virgin Mary to crop circles. 475 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,200 It really doesn’t bother you? 476 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:09,560 All your crops were destroyed. God’s gifts completely wasted. 477 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,160 Um… who can blame those poor little aliens. 478 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,040 Our field is pretty attractive. 479 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,040 Yup. 480 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,360 You won’t see us dragging those alien’s butts to court. 481 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,360 Hm. 482 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,960 -Nope. -Mm-hmm. 483 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,240 Can I help you with something? 484 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,080 Mom, you helping in the kitchen? You’ve gotta be kidding. 485 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,880 -She’s stressed about the opening. -Yeah. 486 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,680 She just needs a little nudge in the right direction. 487 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,000 Her father-in-law is really helpful. 488 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,120 He is. 489 00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,320 Ha. Are you all blind? 490 00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:03,840 Can’t you people see that someone is turning our village into a practical joke? 491 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,200 And it’s bad for business. It’s scaring my customers. 492 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,040 You should try to be a little more open-minded, Halina. 493 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:14,480 Did it ever occur to you that maybe these aliens could attract new customers? 494 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,640 Anyone who carries God in their heart and a head on their shoulders 495 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,160 wouldn’t believe that aliens have come here to raid our little village. 496 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,400 Well, actually… 497 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,320 truly faithful people… 498 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,760 truly faithful people believe in aliens more than you’d imagine. 499 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,880 Oh Father, give me a break. How could you say such nonsense? 500 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,880 You’re messing with people’s heads. 501 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,160 All in favor of the alien initiative, 502 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,200 and believe aliens landed here? 503 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,000 And all in favor of tracking down the fraudsters? 504 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,560 I’m not picking a side. 505 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,360 What about you? 506 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,440 Yeah, but uh… 507 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,480 Mom and I were with Jan, sorry Grandma. 508 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,400 Hmm. 509 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,920 What? 510 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,600 A family of traitors. 511 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,120 Shame on you. 512 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:32,480 Unbelievable. 513 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,440 What now? Turning the whole village against me wasn’t enough for you? 514 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:40,560 What more do you want? 515 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,120 Oh, Halina, Halina. 516 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,200 Why is it so hard for you to understand 517 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,400 that not everyone shares your opinion, my dear? 518 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:51,760 All you want is to get your revenge because I chose not to marry you. 519 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,080 Well, how pathetic of you. 520 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:57,680 What’s pathetic is how much of a coward you are. 521 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,280 Look me in the eye and say you don’t love me anymore. 522 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,080 Such nonsense. 523 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,440 Hey Oliwia, what would you say if we made a… 524 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,720 nice mural on that wall right over there? 525 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,640 Bodzki style. 526 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,440 You always have such great ideas, Mom. 527 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,080 You can say that again. 528 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,280 Unlike me, what if opening this restaurant wasn’t a good idea? 529 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,040 Maybe I bit off more than I could chew. 530 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,720 Who would want to eat here anyway? 531 00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,360 Well, the answer is simple. 532 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,120 You’re not a good cook. 533 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,000 You’re a great cook. 534 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,240 Obviously. 535 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,040 What have I always told you? 536 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,680 Ah! That you need big dreams to be able to see them and follow them. 537 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,880 So let’s stick to that. 538 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,920 Never stop dreaming, and you’ll be fine. 539 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,720 That angel sculpture is quite impressive. 540 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,480 What a shame our local Michelangelo doesn’t get the recognition he deserves. 541 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:28,880 What are you looking at? 542 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:32,680 Oh, Kuba, Kuba, Kuba… 543 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:37,440 You know what? I have the feeling that you’ll be calling me “Dad” real soon. 544 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,040 You feeling okay? 545 00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:41,880 Ewa. I know she’s the one. 546 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,840 She’s perfect for me. We’re both artists. 547 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,880 God, just look at the way she walks. 548 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,000 -She’s absolutely out of your league. -Hm. 549 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,200 Podlasian nutjob. 550 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,600 Ewa Kurek. That sounds really nice. 551 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,520 I think something landed over there. 552 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,680 Let’s go. 553 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,400 Don’t go so fast. 554 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,920 No, you, keep up. 555 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,320 -Pull more on that side. -Shush, be quiet. 556 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,560 -Slow down. -Stick to the initial design. 557 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,000 -Okay. -Okay, perfect. 558 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,680 -Follow his lead. Come on, faster. -Stop kicking my side of the log. 559 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,440 -Oh no, it’s stuck. -Kick it. 560 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,840 -Don’t kick it, pull. Pull! -You’re doing fine. 561 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:12,160 -Yes, like that. Perfect. -I know, right? 562 00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,280 Yeah, but let’s try-- 563 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,800 -Who is it? -Aliens. 564 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,160 Real ones. 565 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,360 I knew I’d catch you, you fraudsters. 566 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,520 Matylda? 567 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,480 Oh… 568 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,800 I’m not sure a police officer is supposed to scare its own citizens. 569 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,840 I don’t think citizens are supposed to play jokes on a police officer. 570 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,280 Ladies, how can you do this to Halina? 571 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,640 We’re new to this. It’s our first night being part of the operation. 572 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:38,680 Yeah. 573 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:40,720 And you, Wojtek, why didn’t you tell me anything? 574 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,360 -I’m your friend, you can trust me. -Right, you’re henpecked, Kuba. 575 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,960 -Um… -We kept this to ourselves 576 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,240 because we didn’t want anybody to intervene 577 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,280 or prevent us from sticking to the plan. 578 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,720 We’re doing this for Halina’s sake. 579 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,920 For Halina. 580 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,280 We’re doing this to attract tourists to the village, 581 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,680 so they’ll buy Halina’s cheese. 582 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,000 And she’ll make money. 583 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,560 And with that money, she can finally pay off her debt. 584 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,360 -She has quite the debt. -Yeah, the debt. 585 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,080 Wait a second. Hold on. 586 00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,960 What debt are you talking about? 587 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,000 Uh… what a lovely night. 588 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:07,920 Hmm. 589 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,200 Guys, come here. 590 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,760 -This grass needs more stomping. -This part is crooked. 591 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,880 -Ah, yeah, you’re right. -Stomp there too. 592 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,720 Oh, what a mess. 593 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:32,800 I’ll explain inside. 594 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:35,720 Come on in. 595 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,360 Right now, Kuba and I, we can cover about 6,000, 596 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,800 but one thing’s for sure, we can’t pay it all off. 597 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:44,360 We don’t have the money. 598 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,040 -I know, honey, but we won’t let Halina-- -Hold your horses. 599 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,360 You know how Halina is. 600 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:52,160 She won’t accept a single zloty from either of you. 601 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,520 Why didn’t you tell me 602 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,720 that you and Halina were caught up in some financial pyramid scheme? 603 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,440 Halina asked me not to. That’s why. 604 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:00,960 I’m not surprised you fell for that financial crap, 605 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,920 but Halina, seriously? 606 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,840 Because it looked like a good deal. 607 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,760 You start off with a nice ten percent return on your investment. 608 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:12,800 How do you know? 609 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,480 Because I invested some money and lost it too. 610 00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:16,960 But I didn’t go into debt. 611 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:22,640 And how did you come up with this alien plan? 612 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,120 It was my idea. 613 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,520 I saw this program… 614 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,120 on TV. It was about English farmers. 615 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,640 Who attracted tourists thanks to crop circles. 616 00:37:31,720 --> 00:37:34,040 Those farmers made tons and tons of money. 617 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,120 Why not us? I’m thinking. 618 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,400 The other day, Wojtek mentioned aliens, 619 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,960 but it was just a silly comment. 620 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,360 I hate to brag, but the idea was all mine. 621 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,520 Jan is the brains behind the operation. 622 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,720 Yeah, he’s got a good head on his shoulders. 623 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,920 And then the two of them convinced us 624 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,520 we should get on board the alien life raft, 625 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,200 and now here we are. 626 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,200 We’re always down for a good party. You know us. 627 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,040 -A rescue party. Obviously. -Obviously. To the rescue. 628 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,960 …sings all of creation 629 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:45,480 Uh, sorry, ma’am. 630 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,440 -Get off the road. -Excuse me. Excuse me. 631 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,840 Um, can you tell us where those crop circles are? 632 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,280 Are you going there to pray for aliens or what? 633 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,360 Of course not. 634 00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,800 We’re going to see the Holy Virgin, 635 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,640 but wanted to stop by the crop circles first. 636 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:03,800 -They’re back there somewhere. -Okay. Um… 637 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,320 by any chance, are those cheeses for sale? 638 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,840 They are indeed. Why? Do… do you want to buy some? 639 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,960 Of course. 640 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,040 They’re nice and fresh. I made them myself. 641 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,000 Goat cheese. Come on, now. Have a look. 642 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,360 COSMIC POWER-IN-LAW 643 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:24,400 Here. 644 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,680 -Plenty of garlic, ladies. Halina, Halina. -Oh. Finally, thanks. 645 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,320 Good morning. 646 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,680 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Good morning, everybody. 647 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,480 -Good morning. -Yes, hello. Hi. 648 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,160 Do you know where the crop circles are? 649 00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,880 -Crop circles? -Yeah, there’s a story about it online. 650 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,160 -Online? -Yeah. 651 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,920 I saw the UFO with my own eyes. 652 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,880 They wanted to abduct me. 653 00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,600 And luckily, I’m a fast runner. 654 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,160 Will I make it ’til tomorrow? 655 00:39:55,240 --> 00:39:57,440 Subscribe to my channel, What the Shock, to find out. 656 00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,520 Yeah, well… 657 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,520 Oh, oh. 658 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,680 Uh, would the two of you like to buy cheese? 659 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,680 I still have a few left for sale. 660 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,880 They’re fresh. I made them myself. 661 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,160 And if ever you’re hungry, 662 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,000 there’s this really, really good restaurant down that way. 663 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,880 I promise, it’s the best one in the entire region. 664 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,000 -It’s called Oliwia’s Amazing Food. -Ah. 665 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,120 Sounds good. 666 00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,160 -Thank you. -Thank you. 667 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:26,200 It’s worth a visit, let me tell you. 668 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,880 Bye now. Have a nice day. 669 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,600 Julian. 670 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,360 Halina. 671 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,080 What are you doing here? 672 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,320 I knew it. 673 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,240 I knew my heart would lead the way to my darling. 674 00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,440 Yeah, whatever. 675 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:17,160 -Darling. -Come here, quick. Quick, quick. 676 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:18,720 What? Where? 677 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:20,120 Come on. This way. 678 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,600 Oh, Halina. 679 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,640 My grandson showed me some videos about your alien friends. 680 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,520 I recognized you right away. 681 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,720 It was a sign from the universe. 682 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,240 What happens in Ciechocinek stays in Ciechocinek. 683 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,640 But… Halina, I think about you all the time. 684 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,440 And this whole alien business, it’s… it’s… it’s… making me nervous. 685 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,120 Did you know that aliens have abducted hundreds of people in America 686 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,240 and used them for their body parts and research? 687 00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,040 Come on, you don’t seriously believe that nonsense, Julian? 688 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,560 I don’t believe it. 689 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,280 NASA confirmed it. 690 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,080 -Astronauts have seen many UFOs, Halina. -Hmm. 691 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,400 Be careful, okay? 692 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,240 I’m not joking. This is very serious. 693 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,000 For your own safety, Halina, 694 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,040 it would be best if you came with me to Kielce. 695 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,440 And as soon as things calm down, 696 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:22,920 we can then decide what to do and where we might want to live together. 697 00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,920 Julian, you’re crazy. 698 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,880 You should go home. 699 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,080 Come on. Go home. 700 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,600 Of course. Typical woman. 701 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,600 CROP CIRCLES 702 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,480 And we’ll take both these figurines, please. 703 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,160 Okay. Entrance is free for children but not for adults. 704 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:08,680 -With the two figurines, that’ll be a 150. -Uh-huh, here you go. 705 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:10,480 Did you really see the aliens? 706 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,560 Oh, of course I did. I saw them quite a few times already. 707 00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,560 -It was dark out… -Can we take a picture with you? 708 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:16,480 …so it’s hard to say. 709 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,400 -Yeah, sure. -Yay. 710 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,760 -Be my guest. -Thank you. Come on. 711 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,280 -Let’s take a selfie together. -Okay. 712 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:24,720 Ready? Three, two and… Aliens. 713 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,600 Okay, the crop circles are that way, off you go. 714 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,560 -Fresh homemade pie, come and get it. -Homemade fresh pie. 715 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,280 Ladies, why are you giving it away? 716 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,040 These people drove a long way to get here. 717 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,240 We’re just trying to be nice. 718 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,040 Right now, we can’t afford to be nice. 719 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:38,440 -Enough with the hospitality. -But… 720 00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,160 I know it’s not easy to rip-off tourists, 721 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,000 but they’re the ones willing to believe in this alien nonsense. 722 00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,480 No one is forcing them to pay. Not really. 723 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,800 And none of this money is for us. 724 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,600 -Two zlotys a slice, then. -Five. 725 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,520 Pie. 726 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,400 -Come get your homemade pie. -It’s delicious. 727 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,280 -Five zlotys a slice. -And it’s cheap. 728 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,080 God almighty holds the truth behind the crop circle mystery. 729 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,400 Take heed, beloved, these signs may lead the Christian soul astray. 730 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,760 Faith is our protection. 731 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,600 For a humble donation, I will offer a prayer for every lamb in His flock. 732 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:09,200 Maybe the Reverend could chip in to Halina’s funding too? 733 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,280 I’m collecting for the church, but you’ll get a cut. 734 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,600 Through faith, we find our shield. A humble donation, if you please. 735 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,480 I never envied Halina for anything, but I sure do hope I’ll find someone 736 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,840 who loves me the way Jan loves her. 737 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,760 I thought you said you were in love. 738 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,640 I was just stupid, as always. 739 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,240 Let’s just say he wasn’t the cream of the crop. 740 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,920 We need to get them back together. 741 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,560 It would be a shame for Halina and Jan to waste that kind of love. 742 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:40,840 Mm. 743 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,560 -Good morning. -Good morning. 744 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:43,480 Good morning. 745 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,000 We heard you serve great food here. 746 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,640 Yes, our restaurant is the best in the village. 747 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,960 Come this way. 748 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,000 -Thank you. -Here. 749 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:52,920 Mmm. 750 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,520 How’s this table? 751 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,320 -Yeah, perfect. -Someone will be right over. 752 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,800 -Thank you. -Thank you. 753 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,280 OLIWIA’S 754 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:10,160 Ah, send them to me. 755 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:13,080 Turns out, dramatic rom-com movies are pretty accurate. 756 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,880 There. Sent. 757 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,120 Always the same scenario, 758 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,840 a woman runs away from the altar because there’s another guy waiting. 759 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,920 Every time. 760 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:24,120 I’ll need more than a few pictures to believe Halina is unfaithful. 761 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,440 She might have lost her money, but not my trust. 762 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:29,800 She didn’t cheat. 763 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,720 Don’t tell anyone. 764 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,680 Jan, I won’t. No. 765 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,560 Hello, Father. 766 00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:53,240 Hello, my child. 767 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,040 I need to talk to you about something. 768 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,680 I’d like to find out 769 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,800 if Halina brought up any grave sins in her pre-wedding confession? 770 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,200 I’m sorry, I’m bound by the seal of confession. 771 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:11,240 You don’t have to say anything. 772 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:15,040 Just nod your head while I list the unforgivable sins. 773 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,720 I’m only interested in one of them. 774 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,400 Shall I remind you about the time I carved nativity figurines for you for free? 775 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:26,400 -Remember? -You didn’t only carve nativity figurines, 776 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,160 now we also have to pray to Halina because of you. 777 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,920 Oh, come on. She… she looks good up there. 778 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,480 For the church renovations. 779 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,920 Are you sure you want to find out? 780 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:42,720 Then don’t say I didn’t warn you. 781 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,200 Halina didn’t come to confession before the wedding ceremony. 782 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,200 And you let her take the sacrament anyway? 783 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,400 Halina’s too almighty for me to handle. 784 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,560 I was afraid to say no. 785 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:54,560 Oh… 786 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,120 My goodness, beautiful Halina, 787 00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,840 how many sins are you keeping from the confessional? 788 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,480 Jan, Jan, Jan. 789 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,400 Oh! 790 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,120 I’d like to invite you to a reconciliation dinner with Halina. 791 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,160 Halina? Sounds like a good idea because I’ve got things to say to her. 792 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,200 Ah. 793 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,760 What’s going on here? What are you up to? 794 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,280 Something. 795 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:34,320 I cooked you your favorite dish. 796 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,200 Who’s the other dish for? 797 00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,840 It’s for your future partner for life. 798 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,720 You’ll see. It’ll be fun. 799 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,520 Halina. 800 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,240 It’s time we have a serious talk. 801 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,240 Halina. 802 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,040 Oh, there’s nothing to talk about. 803 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,200 You were right. Those aliens are great for business. 804 00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:09,800 I’ve never sold so much cheese. Guess how much I sold just today? 805 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,320 How could you cheat on me, Halina? 806 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:15,960 Have you lost your mind, Jan? What in the world are you talking about? 807 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,600 Look. I have proof of your disgusting infidelity. 808 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,760 Halina. No. 809 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,240 -My goodness. -Halina. 810 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,280 Halina. 811 00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,120 Are you all right? 812 00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,280 -Halina, are you okay? -Momma. 813 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,720 Halina. 814 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,720 C'mon, Momma. 815 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:42,560 How could you… do this to me, Halina? 816 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,760 Since you’ve already condemned me, fine. 817 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:48,680 I cheated on you, Jan. 818 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,720 You want it? You got it. Okay? 819 00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:13,280 You’re not allowed to pass until you’ve told me the truth. 820 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,320 This is my house, and no one tells me what to do around here. 821 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,360 Oh yeah? 822 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,720 Wanna bet about that? 823 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,840 Ewa. 824 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,400 Mom, losing all your money is one thing. 825 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,200 Infidelity? That’s another. 826 00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:32,560 How do you know I lost money? 827 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,160 So you admit it? You’ve been lying to poor Jan? 828 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:37,600 Ewa, I will not share my private life with you. 829 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:48,960 No, no. No! 830 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:51,920 Don’t. That’s a keepsake from Granddaddy. Careful. 831 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,000 -Calm down, okay? -Talk. 832 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,600 This is all because of Jan. 833 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,280 Before the wedding, 834 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,720 I heard him speak to the brothers-in-law. He said it would be a mistake to marry me. 835 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,520 So, I wanted to get back at him. 836 00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:07,840 I need details. 837 00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:09,480 I… 838 00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:13,480 I signed up for that singing contest all the way in Ciechocinek. 839 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,880 I went there alone because the girls were sick with the flu. 840 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:18,360 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. 841 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,520 So that’s where you met the other guy? In Ciechocinek. 842 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,760 His name’s Julian. 843 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,080 He’s part of the Kielce Larks. 844 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,280 He’s their handsome soloist. 845 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,600 Anyway, we had some fun and sang together. 846 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,720 And? 847 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,160 And we also went dancing together later that night. 848 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:37,360 And? 849 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,200 And we might have shared a small snifter of cognac. 850 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,240 One glass? 851 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:47,960 Two at the most. 852 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,560 Now get busy and clean up this big mess you’ve made in my house. 853 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,280 Does it need more seasoning? 854 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,000 -Let me try it. -No, it’s pretty good. 855 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,040 Mm-mm. It needs seasoning. 856 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:05,040 How’s yours? 857 00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,200 -Not that good. -Mmm. It’s delicious. 858 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,800 You can’t be serious? It tastes like disappointment to me. 859 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,840 You’re too hard on yourself. It’s really good. 860 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,120 And you’re being too nice. 861 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,640 I’m not. If I didn’t like it, I would tell you. 862 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:16,960 You’re a great chef. 863 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,080 Four, five, six… 864 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,800 Guess who came up with this whole alien story? 865 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,400 Jan did. 866 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,880 All for you. 867 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:56,960 This should help. 868 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,160 Everyone chipped in. 869 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:02,640 Jan says you’ll have enough at the end of the month to clear your debt. 870 00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:10,200 My God, what are you trying to say? 871 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:13,760 All everyone ever wanted was to help me? 872 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,080 Thank you. 873 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:21,240 Mom, why don’t you go talk to Jan? 874 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:23,440 No. 875 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,560 I can’t accept the money. 876 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,760 Why do you always have to be so stubborn? 877 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:32,120 I will not let other people pay the price of my stupidity. 878 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:34,960 All I’m asking for is that you talk to him, okay? 879 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,640 You and I have never been able to get along. 880 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:40,080 And now you’re willing to lose Jan too? 881 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,960 You ran away from me, Ewa. 882 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,360 As far and as soon as you could. 883 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,280 And don’t you ever wonder why? 884 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,520 Hello? 885 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,800 The angel sculpture you sent me is beautiful. 886 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:12,600 It’s a perfect fit for my gallery. 887 00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,280 I had a feeling you’d like it. 888 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:16,440 But do you think there’d be buyers for it in New York? 889 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,720 Absolutely. A graceful blend of sensuality and pastoral grace. 890 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,520 It’s unique. Who’s the sculptor? 891 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,960 You can fly over and meet him in person if you’d like. 892 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,040 Some customers are eager to see more of his work. 893 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,920 Hurry and send me pictures, yeah? 894 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,400 -Right now? -I’m talking wealthy people, Ewa. 895 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,200 And you know how this business works. Strike while the iron is hot. 896 00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:35,480 Maybe it’ll lead to something. Bye. 897 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,920 Okay, now move the light to the other side, please. 898 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,720 That’s what I call an eye for art. 899 00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:47,360 Thanks to your setup, Jan’s little figurines are real showpieces. 900 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,040 Yeah, but are they worth anything? 901 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,520 Jan, I believe in your art because it comes straight from the heart. 902 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,600 We’re all set. 903 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,560 You’re a true blessing, Ewa. 904 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,280 So now what? 905 00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,240 Now, we keep our fingers crossed and hope that someone buys them. 906 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,640 All right. 907 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,840 Bye, guys. 908 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,760 See you. 909 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:10,200 And thank you. 910 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,000 I’m off too, Jan. 911 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,400 Where are you going? 912 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:19,520 A true gentleman doesn’t let a woman walk home alone at night. 913 00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,000 Who knows, she could get abducted by aliens. 914 00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:22,920 Ah. 915 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:28,680 My guitar. 916 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,520 Wow, I look good. 917 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,960 Much better than in person. 918 00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,000 Is that what I look like deep down in your heart? 919 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,560 I still have to add your guitar. 920 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,880 Could you pose for me? 921 00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,680 How’s this for you? 922 00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,960 Can you sing something? 923 00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:01,520 Uh… 924 00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,240 I get nervous when I’m madly in love. 925 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,640 What makes a song great if not love? 926 00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,160 I don’t know. 927 00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,520 I have trouble confessing my feelings. 928 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:16,280 You could sing them if it makes it easier. 929 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,840 I’m pretty sure it’ll help. 930 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:28,440 I see you eat those dumplings As if you want to kiss me 931 00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:32,520 Wojtek, can’t you see our artist is busy? 932 00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,480 Make yourself useful instead. 933 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:37,840 There’s a ton of dishes piling up in the sink. 934 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,920 -No… -Yes. 935 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:47,880 How’s Halina doing? 936 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,960 Ah, I get the feeling she’d prefer if I weren’t here. 937 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:56,080 No, I’m sure in her own stubborn way, she’s happy you came to visit us. 938 00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,200 Mm. 939 00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:00,240 You’ve always been such a good friend, Adam. 940 00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:06,640 And what if I told you I always wished we’d be more than friends, 941 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:08,320 but you never gave me a chance. 942 00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,720 Hm? 943 00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:14,920 This is looking good. 944 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,640 Very good as a matter of fact. 945 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,880 That’s exactly what my mother needs. 946 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:24,840 Please don’t start playing matchmaker. 947 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,080 I don’t even have to. 948 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,480 Bleh. 949 00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,960 Ugh, this is bland, Oliwia. 950 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,960 Instead of worrying about your mother’s love life, 951 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:45,680 you should worry about your cooking skills. 952 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,160 -Wojtek. -Bland? No, I don’t think so. 953 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:53,440 He’s right, it is. 954 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,360 Giorgio Rivali, a chef from Milan, had the same problem. 955 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,360 He was so focused on getting the Michelin star, 956 00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,560 he lost his taste buds and cooking skills. 957 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,320 Honey, that won’t happen to you. 958 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,600 Everything is delicious, right, Wojtek? 959 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,120 Yeah. Yeah, it’s the best soup I’ve ever had. 960 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,040 I’ll taste it again to be sure. 961 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,920 Uh, that’s what I thought. It tastes great. 962 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,000 Mm-hmm. Mmm. 963 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,560 My taste buds are the problem. The dirty plates are calling. 964 00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:24,640 -Kuba. -Hey… 965 00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,120 I don’t know how to cook anymore. 966 00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:29,440 Honey, I promise you it’s delicious. Really. 967 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:43,440 Have a nice day. 968 00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,280 Thank you. Have a nice visit. 969 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,280 I blew a tire. 970 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,600 Halina asked you to sell her cheese? 971 00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,240 -Ewa. -Ah. 972 00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:54,400 You should’ve seen her lifting the cheese. She was… 973 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:55,800 Was what? 974 00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,440 Really… 975 00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,880 -Huh. -Have a nice day. 976 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:01,680 -You too. Goodbye. -Bye. 977 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,080 Everyone’s selling something around here, except for me. 978 00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:06,120 Oh… 979 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:07,760 Maybe you could, uh… 980 00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,080 write a song, and it might become a hit. 981 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:14,280 -Write a song. -Why didn’t I think of that sooner? 982 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:16,720 We’ve collected quite a hefty sum for Halina. Look. 983 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,120 And there’s more coming. 984 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,160 I truly admire you, Jan. 985 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:26,920 Gathering money for Halina, whereas she turned out to be unfaithful. 986 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,680 If I were you, I’d move on. 987 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:30,320 She doesn’t deserve your heart. 988 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,600 My heart remains faithful… 989 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,280 even if it’s broken. 990 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,920 Aw. 991 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:45,680 My heart is faithful Although broken 992 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,120 -Hmm -Nah, nah, nah. 993 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,560 I'm gonna start carding people. 994 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:53,200 Here, have a piece of salami. 995 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,520 Excuse me, gentlemen. Uh, I’m looking for a friend of mine. 996 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,440 Well, come on over. No need to stand so far away from us. 997 00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:04,160 I don’t want to get too close to… 998 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:08,280 those crop circles because they might radiate some strange chemical or harmful. 999 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:10,360 That’s why we brewed Cosmic Power. 1000 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,000 Come see for yourself. It helps against alien viruses. 1001 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,960 -Come closer. Don’t be scared. -Does it work? 1002 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,880 -Of course it does. -Yeah. 1003 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,560 Well… 1004 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,040 -Come on. -Come on over. Come here. 1005 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,320 Check it out. Take a look. 1006 00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:22,760 -Ah. -It’s good stuff. 1007 00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,360 Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but by any chance 1008 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,920 do you know where I can find Halina? 1009 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,960 -Do you know her? -Yeah. 1010 00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:31,600 -We do. -Halina, right? 1011 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:33,040 -She’s short… -Hey. 1012 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:37,880 All of Halina’s friends are greeted with a free bottle of Cosmic Power. 1013 00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:39,760 No, there’s no need. Really. 1014 00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,320 Uh, I… I… I don’t think one bottle is enough to keep the aliens away, 1015 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,880 but two bottles, that’ll most certainly do the trick. 1016 00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:47,720 -Oh, thank you. That’s nice of you. -But, Jan. 1017 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:49,320 You should make him pay half price. 1018 00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:50,640 He might have a hard time… 1019 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:52,640 -Stay out of it. -…swallowing all that sweetness. 1020 00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,280 I heard you say you were looking for Halina, right? 1021 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,240 I’d be more than happy to take you to her place. 1022 00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,280 This way is faster. 1023 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,400 Please, follow me. Ah. Let’s go. 1024 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,000 Let’s put those bottles on Jan’s tab. 1025 01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,000 Even though he said they were free? 1026 01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,200 Put it on his tab. 1027 01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,400 Did you ask what’s she’s up to? 1028 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,320 I… I did, but she wouldn’t tell me the truth. 1029 01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,840 You two need to go to therapy. 1030 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,240 You really think Halina would admit her mistakes to a stranger? 1031 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:29,320 Nah, that’ll never happen. We need to find out what she’s up to. 1032 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,600 Don’t count on me. I won’t spy on my own grandma. 1033 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,520 Yes, can you hear me? 1034 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,400 Okay, so I was saying… 1035 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:45,400 write this in the ad. 1036 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,240 1,500 square meters of land. 1037 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:50,080 A lovely meadow right by the forest. 1038 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,400 Yes. Yeah. 1039 01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:53,200 Yeah. 1040 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:56,720 Post it in the newspaper and put it on the internet too. 1041 01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,920 I need to sell this land as quickly as possible. 1042 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,840 Yes. 1043 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,320 A little further down this road, then we’ll take a left. 1044 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,240 Ah. 1045 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:29,960 This way, follow me. 1046 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,000 We’re almost there. 1047 01:01:35,080 --> 01:01:36,480 We’re getting close. 1048 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:37,560 Watch your step. 1049 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,200 Oh. 1050 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,920 This way. Come on. You first. 1051 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:46,440 No, no, no, no. You go first. 1052 01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:47,560 I’ll follow your steps. 1053 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,800 No, you’re the guest. You should go first. 1054 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,880 -Please, go. -Okay. 1055 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,680 If you… insist. 1056 01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,920 -Oh, I insist. -Oh. 1057 01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,440 There you go. That way. 1058 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:01,360 Um… 1059 01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:04,440 are you really sure this path is 1060 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,680 the right way to Halina’s place? 1061 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,240 You’re to call her Mrs. Halina. 1062 01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,480 I’m not sure I like where this is going. 1063 01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,600 She’s my precious treasure. 1064 01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:17,720 Precious treasure? 1065 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:20,760 You bamboozled her and made me the town cuckold. 1066 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,480 Now everyone’s laughing at me because she left me at the altar. 1067 01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,960 I was fooled by her pretty face too. 1068 01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,720 She never told me she was engaged. 1069 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,640 Would you be kind enough to hold this for me, please? 1070 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:38,680 She made me fall in love with her and then… 1071 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,880 she just dumped me like I was nothing. 1072 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:41,840 Look. 1073 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:47,280 Lurking for ladies at the promenade 1074 01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:51,200 Every girl will get her chance today 1075 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,480 So then, 1076 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:56,360 I come all the way here to your village because I wanted to talk to her. 1077 01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,000 But she turned me away. 1078 01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,240 …chance today 1079 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,400 She turned you down? 1080 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,000 Yes, she said no, and then asked me to leave. 1081 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,480 So that’s what I did, but as soon as I neared Kielce, 1082 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,960 I realized I couldn’t let her go without a fight. 1083 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:12,120 So I turned around and I came back for her. 1084 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:13,240 But Halina’s mine. 1085 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,840 Yes, well, now I know that. 1086 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:20,480 Please, I don’t want to die in this odd little corner of the world. 1087 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:24,120 I don’t know how things work back where you live because I’ve never been there, 1088 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,240 nor have I traveled much, but here in Podlasie, 1089 01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:28,320 boys don’t cry. 1090 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,280 I’ll pull you out with a horse. 1091 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,080 It needs salt. 1092 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,240 Your precious mother made the cheese base. 1093 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,280 If you listen to your grandma, 1094 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,800 your mom has never been able to do anything correctly. 1095 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,040 I was only joking. The base does not need any salt. 1096 01:03:49,120 --> 01:03:51,160 I never said that, and I’ve always supported you. 1097 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:52,120 Oh, really? 1098 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,760 Even when I wanted to get into the Academy of Fine Arts? 1099 01:03:55,840 --> 01:03:57,240 What did you say already? 1100 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,120 Oh yeah. That’d I’d never find a job. 1101 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:03,000 I always dreamed someday you’d get a business degree 1102 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,320 but stay a farmer 1103 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:09,160 and together we’d start our own business, manufacturing quality cheese. 1104 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,200 That was your dream, not mine, Momma. 1105 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,920 Everyone is allowed to dream. 1106 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,160 Halina. 1107 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,280 Halina. Halina! 1108 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,280 Where is she? Maybe she’s in here. 1109 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,240 Yeah. In… in the sleaze dairy. The… the cheese dairy. Ah! 1110 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,000 What in the world? 1111 01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,240 You should be ashamed. 1112 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,520 Showing up here drunk in front of everybody. 1113 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:37,760 No! You should be ashamed, Halina. 1114 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:43,280 You chewed us up and spit us out like a black widow. 1115 01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:46,680 Julian, 1116 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,600 I never expected such bad behavior from you. 1117 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,600 -Get out, both of you. -Stop it, Halina. 1118 01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,800 That’s enough, now. You… 1119 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:01,640 You… you’re a true Femme Fatalist. 1120 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,640 Fatale? 1121 01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:04,320 That too. 1122 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,080 -Femme fatale. -Yes. 1123 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,520 That’s all we have to say. 1124 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,440 Nothing worse in this world 1125 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:15,920 Could ever happen to us 1126 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:21,920 Never trust a woman Don’t give… 1127 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,000 Femme fatale. 1128 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,160 You watch your mouth. 1129 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:47,040 Momma… 1130 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,160 What now? 1131 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:51,120 Neither of you had anything to say to defend be back there, did ya? 1132 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:52,360 Nothing at all. 1133 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,240 Momma, we have more important things to talk about. 1134 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:59,920 Grandma, this land belongs to you, it’s your patrimony. 1135 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,320 How do you know I’m selling? 1136 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:06,800 Please don’t sell your land. 1137 01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,520 I won’t let anyone pay off my debts. 1138 01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,040 I tried. 1139 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:19,520 I did everything I could to fill my financial holes with cheese but… 1140 01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:21,600 And Wojtek doesn’t know. 1141 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,520 Doesn’t know what? 1142 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,400 I took out another loan to pay off the old one. 1143 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,040 So how deep in debt are you now, Momma? 1144 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,720 About 70,000. 1145 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,120 70,000? 1146 01:06:49,560 --> 01:06:52,000 -We’ll… we’ll come up with something. -Yeah. 1147 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,200 There’s still… 1148 01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:55,280 plenty of time until the months ends. 1149 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:56,200 -Yeah. -Exactly. 1150 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,240 Mom’s right, there’s still lots of time left. 1151 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,320 -So much time. -Lot's of time. 1152 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,720 Halina is very… very heavy. 1153 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:09,720 Yeah. 1154 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,040 Are we ready to turn Halina into an alien? 1155 01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:17,760 No, I can’t do that. 1156 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,480 Then why did we drag her all the way here? 1157 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,560 My mind wants to, but my heart won’t let me do it. 1158 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,280 I’m in love. 1159 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,200 Me too. 1160 01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:27,920 Love’s arrow found me. 1161 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,120 That’s great. It’s something to celebrate. 1162 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,040 And what if my love is a forbidden love? 1163 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:36,920 If your heart’s intentions are honest and pure, all love is good. 1164 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,040 Wait, are you sure she’s single at least? 1165 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,480 No. She is. She is. 1166 01:07:41,080 --> 01:07:42,640 -She’s all I want. -Oh. 1167 01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:46,880 Since I first saw you 1168 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,920 I can’t eat. I can’t sleep 1169 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,400 There’s something off with the melody. 1170 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,600 Look, I’m just letting my heart speak for itself. 1171 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:58,240 Really? Because I’ve heard that song somewhere before… 1172 01:07:58,320 --> 01:07:59,440 Was it at church? 1173 01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:02,880 ’Cause of your eyes, your green eyes 1174 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:03,800 I know. 1175 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:06,200 -It was on the radio yesterday. -I went crazy 1176 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,120 Ah. 1177 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:10,840 The stars must have given their glow 1178 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,200 To your eyes 1179 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,760 And my heart, thirsty for love 1180 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,920 -Who’s there? -We’ve got a crisis on our hands. 1181 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,880 We really need to talk to you, Jan. 1182 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,120 Halina is trying to sell her land. 1183 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,240 We’ve got to find a way to stop her. 1184 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,480 FOR SALE 1185 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,800 Ah. 1186 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,040 That’s one sad “for sale” sign. 1187 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,360 Louise, maybe we should add a little color to it? 1188 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,920 Huh? 1189 01:09:21,560 --> 01:09:22,520 Huh. 1190 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,840 What are you looking for, Momma? 1191 01:09:31,480 --> 01:09:33,320 I’m looking for some paint. 1192 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:39,240 My goodness, Ewa, is everything you own packed into this tiny little bag of yours? 1193 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,000 Yes. 1194 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:48,080 I’m not going back. There’s nothing left there for me. 1195 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,680 As always, I trusted the wrong guy. 1196 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:54,000 Well, you can’t say I haven’t told you so. 1197 01:09:54,080 --> 01:09:56,640 Yes, yes, I know, Momma. You were right. 1198 01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,360 There’s absolutely nothing for you… 1199 01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:01,920 to be proud about, I know. 1200 01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,600 Ewa, you’re my only daughter. 1201 01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,640 Listen Mom, I’ve let you down again. 1202 01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:09,440 I haven’t achieved anything in my life. 1203 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:10,480 I’m sorry. 1204 01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,200 Ewa. 1205 01:10:24,040 --> 01:10:25,560 Ewa, sweetie. 1206 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:27,720 Ewa. 1207 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,960 Ewa. 1208 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,360 Halina, I’m here. 1209 01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:36,840 I’m not looking for you, and I can’t deal with you right now. Leave me alone. 1210 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,840 Halina, I come in peace. 1211 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,080 I got a little proposition for you. 1212 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:43,160 Yeah, an indecent one I assume. Forget it. 1213 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,880 No, it’s a business deal. 1214 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,600 I’d like to buy your land. 1215 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,000 I heard it’s for sale. 1216 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:51,880 Will you pay cash? 1217 01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:53,720 Mm. I’ll pay cash. 1218 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,520 I’m asking for 1219 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,760 70,000… uh, 75,000 I mean. 1220 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,080 Yes, of course. 1221 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:06,480 I can afford it. I’ll take the hit. 1222 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:09,520 B… but first, I need to withdraw some money. 1223 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:11,480 I’ll go do that in Białystok. 1224 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,920 I… if you want, tomorrow we can complete the formalities. 1225 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:17,520 Wow. Now that’s a decent proposal, Julian. 1226 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:21,200 Halina, will you show me your, um… 1227 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,200 property? 1228 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:28,360 Julian… 1229 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,600 Oh, Julian. 1230 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,960 Wojtek. 1231 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:52,840 Wojtek? 1232 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:55,920 Where is Jan? 1233 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:58,800 I’m looking for Jan. 1234 01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,000 You’re so pretty. You look like an angel. 1235 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,880 Wake up. Julian is buying Halina’s meadow. 1236 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,400 What? 1237 01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,120 She’s giving him a tour as we speak. 1238 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:12,440 But… we welcomed that snake with open arms, and this is our reward? 1239 01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:14,680 Just worming his way into Halina’s good graces. 1240 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,640 Wojtek, we have to tell Jan immediately. 1241 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:18,800 It’ll crush him. 1242 01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:20,880 I’ll talk to him. Don’t worry. 1243 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:23,000 You? Are you sure you’re the right person for that? 1244 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,200 Yeah, I should be the one to tell him about this disgraceful situation. 1245 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:29,920 I’ve got this. 1246 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,360 Deal. 1247 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,400 Let me walk you home. 1248 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,760 No, no, no, no, no. Uh… 1249 01:12:43,840 --> 01:12:45,720 Uh, I’ll… I’ll walk back alone. 1250 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:47,440 I need to cool off a bit. 1251 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,600 All right then. 1252 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:57,520 -Huh. -Congratulations. 1253 01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,760 Oh my goodness. You scared me. 1254 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,520 I thought you were a lost alien or something. 1255 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,040 I just saw a stork fly by. 1256 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,960 Around here, storks are known for spreading good news. 1257 01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:11,600 I’m so happy our community is welcoming a resident of such high standing. 1258 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:13,880 I’m happy if you are. 1259 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,640 Means a lot. 1260 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,560 Especially after what happened with Jan. I was afraid my business offer would… 1261 01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,760 offend you and be ill-received. 1262 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,000 Nah… 1263 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,160 I’m actually quite impressed you haven’t given up on Halina yet. 1264 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:29,360 You’re literally buying your way into her heart through her land. 1265 01:13:29,440 --> 01:13:30,640 I respect that. 1266 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,640 There’s a Podlasian custom that says 1267 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:39,120 whoever buys our land has to drink to the health of Bodzki residents. 1268 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:40,960 I’m still hung over from yesterday, 1269 01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:44,120 I can’t even smell another drop of alcohol without getting sick. 1270 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:47,280 But this is herbal tea. Local and fresh. Try it. 1271 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:48,920 Podlasie style. 1272 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:51,200 Huh? 1273 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:54,360 You do wish Halina well, right? Especially on Kupala Night. 1274 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,520 You celebrate pagan rites here in Bodzki? 1275 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:58,840 Traditional rites. 1276 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,920 You wanna be one of us? 1277 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:03,360 Then you have to honor our traditions. 1278 01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:04,960 Huh. 1279 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,240 Good, you only have fourteen sips left. 1280 01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:14,640 What? 1281 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:16,600 Tradition, you know? 1282 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,920 Oh. 1283 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:26,560 Hold on. 1284 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,000 Jan, wait. 1285 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,640 Have you, uh, talked to Wojtek yet? 1286 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,000 About what? 1287 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,400 Julian is trying to buy Halina’s meadow. 1288 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,640 He’s buying what? 1289 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,080 How much further ’til the village? 1290 01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:00,640 We’ve been walking for an hour now. 1291 01:15:00,720 --> 01:15:03,280 That’s the herbal tea messing with time. Have another sip. 1292 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,240 No. 1293 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,720 How come you’re not drinking any? 1294 01:15:06,800 --> 01:15:08,720 It’s only for those who buy land from us. 1295 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,760 And also because it gives me heartburn. 1296 01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:11,800 Oh. 1297 01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:17,240 Fireflies. Our very own Podlasie aliens. 1298 01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:23,040 They’re probably plotting their next invasion. 1299 01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:33,840 Wow. Look at them hard at work sending out their probes. 1300 01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:36,400 Julian? 1301 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:39,480 Julian. 1302 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,600 Julian. 1303 01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:44,440 Damn it. 1304 01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:45,920 Oh, no. 1305 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:49,040 Julian? 1306 01:15:58,040 --> 01:15:59,160 Julian. 1307 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,440 Julian? 1308 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:03,800 Jan… 1309 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:08,200 No, no, no. I have to say it with a little more conviction, right? 1310 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:09,240 Okay, here I go. 1311 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:15,880 Dear Jan, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart 1312 01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:18,880 for bringing those aliens to Bodzki for me. 1313 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:23,600 And forgive me for my bad temper, it’s… it’s not my fault, it’s because… 1314 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,720 Uh… 1315 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:25,760 Because what? 1316 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,520 Ah. I got it from my dad. 1317 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,920 Okay, one last shot. 1318 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,000 -Dear--. -Halina. 1319 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:34,080 Oh, I was just about to come and see you. 1320 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:36,240 -Halina. -Jan, I wanted to thank you from-- 1321 01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:39,040 You must really think pretty little of me 1322 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,680 to trample all over my feelings like that. 1323 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:46,360 How dare you bring your wannabe lover from God-knows-where to Bodzki. 1324 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:48,760 But Julian’s intentions are honest and pure. 1325 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,880 He offered to buy my land because he knows I’m having financial problems. 1326 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,880 Halina. 1327 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:55,760 How could you be so naive? 1328 01:16:55,840 --> 01:16:58,600 All he wants is to get into your pants. 1329 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:07,760 I couldn’t sh… shut you up any other way. 1330 01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:11,560 Halina. 1331 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:16,720 Halina! Jan! 1332 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,360 I lost him. That guy. 1333 01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:22,120 I… I turned around for two seconds, and he… he was gone. 1334 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,640 I lost Julian in the woods. 1335 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:25,640 Can’t you read the room, Wojtek. 1336 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,600 What? 1337 01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:29,440 I lost him in the woods. I’m sorry. 1338 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:30,760 I sure don’t want to be abducted for my body parts. 1339 01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:34,720 Here, kitty, kitty. 1340 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,520 Guide our children and let them grow strong and healthy. 1341 01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:53,240 Help our dear Halina and Jan remain forever in love… 1342 01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:58,440 …in health and in happiness. And to help them pay their debts also. 1343 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:05,240 And may our Bodzki flourish forever 1344 01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:08,880 and find good fortune on Kupala Night. 1345 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:17,160 Good fortune. Good fortune to all. 1346 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,480 Halina? Wojtek 1347 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:26,120 Have any of you seen Julian? 1348 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:29,400 It’s that tall guy. The… the… the one who got free bottles of moonshine? 1349 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:31,240 -No. -We haven’t seen him. 1350 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:33,080 Why would he even be here with us? 1351 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:36,000 I wanted to help Jan chase his rival away from here, 1352 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:39,520 so I infused some herbal tea for him, the one Kuba gave me the recipe for. 1353 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,920 I needed inspiration. 1354 01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:42,560 Did you mess with the recipe again? 1355 01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:44,880 What? No. 1356 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:45,960 Wojtek… 1357 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,480 I wanted the effect to last longer. 1358 01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:50,320 Now we all have to go looking for him. Come on, let’s go. 1359 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,480 Come on. Let's go. 1360 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:55,360 All right. Romek and Ela, you go check the forest behind the hamlet. 1361 01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:56,600 All right, let’s go honey. 1362 01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:59,960 Zbyszek and Wiesia, you go check the fields behind the settlement. 1363 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,320 And now you two go have a look by the river. 1364 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:03,800 Oliwia and I will check the village. 1365 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,360 Perfect, you two go check the village. 1366 01:20:05,440 --> 01:20:06,920 -Wojtek. Wojtek, uh… -That’s me. 1367 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:10,960 Wojtek, now you go check where Julian’s staying in Bodzki. 1368 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:13,240 -His place, his lodgings. -I have no idea where that is. 1369 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,440 Where are you going? 1370 01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:22,680 Julian. 1371 01:20:22,760 --> 01:20:23,600 Halina. 1372 01:20:29,120 --> 01:20:30,760 Can you please tell me why 1373 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:33,520 you seduced Julian behind my back? 1374 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:35,640 I overheard you 1375 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:38,920 telling the brothers-in-law, 1376 01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:43,440 that it would be a mistake to marry me. 1377 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,120 And why didn’t you eavesdrop a bit longer? 1378 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,400 What I said is that I was worried… 1379 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:56,360 getting married would be a mistake for you, not for me. 1380 01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:58,280 I mean… 1381 01:20:58,960 --> 01:20:59,880 Look at you. 1382 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:01,640 You’re a wonderful woman, 1383 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,560 and I’m just some stupid village sculptor. 1384 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,200 Where am I supposed to look again? 1385 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:17,920 I’m so stressed, I forgot. 1386 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,720 Wherever Julian’s staying. 1387 01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:21,840 Okay, thanks. 1388 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,240 Ah. 1389 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:29,280 Julian. 1390 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:31,400 Julian. 1391 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:33,600 Julian. 1392 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:37,360 Julian. 1393 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:41,040 Julian. 1394 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,600 Ewa. Have you seen Julian? 1395 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,440 We’re all looking for him. Damn, he’s not here either? 1396 01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:07,200 Are you okay? 1397 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,200 What’s wrong? 1398 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:10,720 Ewa… 1399 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,920 As always, my life’s a mess. 1400 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:19,560 Yeah, but your life led you here to me. 1401 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:26,720 Wojtek, stop fooling around. 1402 01:22:26,800 --> 01:22:29,280 I’m not fooling around. I’m in love with you. 1403 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,280 You and I, we’re the perfect fit. 1404 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,040 I also screw up everything I do. 1405 01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:35,360 And my life’s a mess, just like yours. 1406 01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,600 Wojtek, listen. 1407 01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:45,840 You’re a great guy. 1408 01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:49,560 You’re passionate, and you’re quite handsome too. 1409 01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:50,480 Really? 1410 01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:52,840 But I’m sure that 1411 01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,920 the girl of your dreams is waiting for you somewhere out there. 1412 01:22:59,240 --> 01:23:00,800 That girl isn’t me. 1413 01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:08,320 I’ll never meet anyone. 1414 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:11,320 Maybe I’m just not meant to sing or to love. 1415 01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,360 True love always finds a way. 1416 01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,920 Better than nothing, I guess. 1417 01:23:34,400 --> 01:23:36,000 It’s my friend from New York. 1418 01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:38,560 From the gallery? 1419 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,040 Hello? 1420 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,480 Julian. 1421 01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:48,320 Julian. 1422 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,840 Julian. 1423 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,320 Julian. 1424 01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:54,880 Julian. 1425 01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,000 Look, locals. 1426 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:57,000 Go and ask them. 1427 01:23:57,520 --> 01:23:59,000 Excuse me, we’re kind of lost. 1428 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,800 Uh, do you know the way to the crop circles. 1429 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:02,440 They’re around here somewhere, right? 1430 01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:06,000 I’m so sorry. We must tell you the truth. 1431 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,600 -There are no aliens around here. -Exactly. 1432 01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:09,720 And there never were. 1433 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,960 I promised you we’d see aliens, and you will. 1434 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:15,240 And you, you should be ashamed. Making a child cry. 1435 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:18,240 -This man is telling the truth. -No, he’s not. 1436 01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:24,200 Okay so you’re going to tell me those crop circles showed up all by themselves? 1437 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,720 I’m the one who made them. 1438 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:28,880 As if we’re gonna believe that. Have you seen how precise they are? 1439 01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:30,480 Only a laser could do that. 1440 01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:31,560 This guy’s a fraud. 1441 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:42,800 The… aliens… are real. 1442 01:24:42,880 --> 01:24:44,360 I saw them 1443 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,760 with my own two eyes. 1444 01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:49,920 Shame on you, liars. 1445 01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:52,880 Fine, believe whatever you want. The crop circles are that way. 1446 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,680 -Julian. -Julian. 1447 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,240 -Why didn’t you say so sooner? -Julian. 1448 01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,040 -Awesome. -What a relief to see you’re all right. 1449 01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:03,040 Yes, even though you tried to steal my Halina from me and seize her land. 1450 01:25:03,120 --> 01:25:05,080 And they punished me for that. 1451 01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,160 I’m truly sorry. 1452 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:11,680 I’m so very sorry, but Podlasie is going to send me over the edge. 1453 01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,520 I want to go home now. 1454 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:37,920 Are you up to something again? 1455 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:39,360 Yeah, maybe. 1456 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:41,080 Hm. 1457 01:25:49,600 --> 01:25:51,720 All right. What’s this all about? 1458 01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:55,560 I’m buying your land, Halina, and you can’t stop me. 1459 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:57,920 Jan, you don’t have any money. 1460 01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,800 Oh, believe it or not, I do. 1461 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:04,040 A gallery, all the way in New York, bought my sculptures. 1462 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,360 Yeah. Apparently, I’m a true artist. All thanks to Ewa. 1463 01:26:08,880 --> 01:26:09,720 Uh-huh. 1464 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:14,720 Now you’re going to have to marry Jan if you want to get all this land back. 1465 01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,120 What’s mine is yours, Halina. 1466 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,720 I don’t deserve any of this kindness. 1467 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,560 Thank you, Jan. 1468 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,560 Love saves the day. 1469 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:37,640 You always have something clever to say, don’t you? 1470 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:40,200 That could be the title of my new single. 1471 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:46,960 -All right. -Ewa. 1472 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:48,800 We… 1473 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,000 we want all of this land to be yours. 1474 01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,160 With the help of the brothers-in-law, 1475 01:26:56,240 --> 01:26:57,640 we’ll build a house for you. 1476 01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:00,960 It might not be a big one, but it’ll be all yours. 1477 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,120 Your own little place. 1478 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:04,720 Thank you. 1479 01:27:06,480 --> 01:27:09,760 -Love will save the day -Ewa, you’re an amazing daughter. 1480 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,040 -Ewa. -Hey. And me? 1481 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,840 You’re finally staying here with us. 1482 01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:16,280 How does it sound? 1483 01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:19,240 Love will save the day 1484 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,120 Everything is gonna be okay after all. 1485 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,280 You said you were hungry. 1486 01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:25,200 -We're gonna build a nice house. -Oh, thank you. 1487 01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:26,880 Everything’s gonna be just fine. 1488 01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,480 It tastes bland. Ew. 1489 01:27:28,560 --> 01:27:31,040 -No, they’re really sweet. -I lost my taste buds. I told you. 1490 01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:33,920 I remember when I was pregnant, I lost my taste buds too. 1491 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,880 -Same when I was pregnant with Oliwia. -Oh? 1492 01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:36,880 Oliwia? 1493 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,160 You’re pregnant, Oliwia. 1494 01:27:40,240 --> 01:27:41,440 Are you kidding me? 1495 01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:43,040 Oh damn. 1496 01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:45,640 -Another Madej is on the way. -Oliwia. 1497 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:46,720 Woo. 1498 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:47,840 My goodness. 1499 01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,280 No, another Wolak. 1500 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,200 Madej. Madej. Madej. Madej. 1501 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,320 Hey. 1502 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,280 -I love you. -I love you too. 1503 01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,080 Boys, let’s go. Hurry up. 1504 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,760 The young couple’s waiting. 1505 01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:05,400 Father. Hold on. 1506 01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:06,880 The groom’s gone. 1507 01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:10,280 -And where is the collection plate? -Where it always is. 1508 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,160 We can’t start without the collection plate. 1509 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:17,760 This is my girlfriend. 1510 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:19,320 I know, Wojtek. 1511 01:28:19,840 --> 01:28:21,960 -You’ve already told me three times. -Oh, yeah. 1512 01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,400 Jan’s not here. 1513 01:28:30,120 --> 01:28:32,960 He probably changed his mind. I don’t blame him. 1514 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:35,760 Who would want to marry such a… 1515 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,960 an open-minded, strong-willed woman. 1516 01:28:41,280 --> 01:28:43,760 I’m coming. I’m coming. I’m here. 1517 01:28:44,800 --> 01:28:47,200 My sweet pea, I got you your favorite. 1518 01:28:48,360 --> 01:28:50,120 -They’re beautiful, like you. -Oh. 1519 01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:55,280 Save those obscenities for your wedding night. 1520 01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,400 Music, please. 1521 01:29:10,040 --> 01:29:12,120 Excuse me. Hold on. 1522 01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:13,720 Wait. 1523 01:29:17,640 --> 01:29:21,920 How about if… we let the young ones 1524 01:29:23,640 --> 01:29:26,640 also stand at the altar and get married today? 1525 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:29,840 We’re gonna be great-grandparents. 1526 01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:32,400 -And we’re gonna be grandparents. -We’re gonna be grandparents. 1527 01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:39,160 Amazing. 1528 01:29:43,840 --> 01:29:46,760 Is anyone getting married today, yes or no? 1529 01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:48,800 Yes. We are. 1530 01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:50,400 And so are we. 1531 01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:59,760 My beloved sweetheart We waited long for this 1532 01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:04,000 In spite of all those people Who says this is a miss