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Great. Guess we’re walking now. Okay. Come on.
Run. Faster. The young couple’s waiting.
I’m sorry I’m late, but…
I had a last-minute intervention.
Villagers from Wodniczki got into a fight over some broody hens.
Now we’re gonna be late.
The young couple's waiting, and we still haven’t picked up the flowers.
My cap.
Hurry up. The young couple’s waiting.
Our beloved wives. There you are.
-Oh, look who finally showed up. -Where were you?
We were spiritually preparing ourselves for the ceremony.
Stop. Exhale.
Your spirituality is already getting me drunk.
Tradition wants us to toast to the young couple’s health.
Here, you'll give them these.
Come on. Hurry up. We’ll be late.
-The young couple's waiting. -Okay.
Boys, let’s go. Hurry up.
Come on, the young couple’s waiting.
Father, hold on. Father.
-You forgot this. -Get the plate.
The plate.
We can’t start without the collection plate.
Kuba, your tie’s a little crooked. Come here. Let me fix it for you.
-Dad, it’s fine. Leave it alone. -Oliwka, beautiful as always.
Ah, what a gorgeous couple. Look at them.
You two lovebirds are the cutest.
I’ve longed a lifetime for this day.
Are we ready to start?
-Yes, let’s begin. -Music, please.
Excuse me. Wait. Wait.
What’s the matter, my dear? What’s the hold up?
What’s wrong?
I can’t wait another minute to start my life with you.
And what if the two of you got married today?
You do it instead of us?
Jan and I, we’d be more than happy to wait a bit longer.
Grandma, you’re the one who wants to get married, not us two.
I'll gladly get married.
I will not yield this wedding to anybody, all right?
May we proceed?
Yes, let’s begin, Reverend.
Music.
Oh.
Oh, my darling beloved We've waited so long
Despite all those people Who didn't believe in us
I waited for you Spring, winter, summer
So you would love me In front of the whole world
Oh, my beloved darling In front of the whole world
I will love you Winter, spring, summer
Even in autumn When the leaves fall
Because I vowed…
Halina?
-Grandma. Grandma. -Halina.
My nerves are wrecked. I can’t believe
I’m about to abandon widowhood.
I can’t breathe. I need air, and some water too.
I must quench my thirst with my bridesmaids by my side.
Halina.
I need to escape. Hurry.
-Give us a moment. Don’t worry. -Halina.
Grandma, what’s going on?
Halina, what’s the problem? Would you rather stay single? Is that it?
Have you lost your feelings for Jan already?
No, I love Jan. I really do…
But I… I just can’t marry him right now.
Help me get out of this whole wedding situation.
I will not go through with it.
-Why is that, Grandma? -One for all, young lady.
And all for one.
Can you believe it, Reverend?
My Halina is so in love with me
that she was left gasping for air before our vows.
Jan, open your eyes, will you? Your bride left you at the altar.
Is Halina okay?
Halina needed to go for a walk.
And get away from all the emotion.
Don’t ask.
-She’s gone? -Yeah.
Bodzki’s never witnessed a groom being left at the altar. My condolences.
Either I need reading glasses or…
Does it say here that…
I’m gonna lose my house?
You read it.
It says you’re late on your payments.
I know. I already wrote them about it.
I requested more time and to pay less each month.
Don’t those payday-loan people have a heart?
No, Halina, they don’t.
They always reject these requests,
and now, your interest is increasing by the day.
You no longer owe 3,000 zlotys but 6,000.
Look, you need to pay this month or else… they take what you own.
That’s what the real world's like, Halina.
If you don’t pay on time, unfortunately…
Well, your house will soon go up for auction.
Mary, Mother of Jesus.
It’s all my fault. I dragged you into this.
No, don’t worry, Wojtek.
Don’t even think about it. I’m the one to blame for this mess, not you.
Just me.
Oh, and remember.
Don’t tell anyone about my situation.
Especially not Jan.
Promise me.
Promise.
Hmm.
And what about the wedding?
The wedding’s called off.
There will be no wedding today.
May God be with you.
IT TAKES A VILLAGE
Halina Madej, yes, the cheese lady.
I wanted to ask you something.
Any chance you could pay me in advance for…
No? But I really need the…
Yes, I understand.
Halina.
Halina?
Halina.
I know you’re here, Halina.
At least have the decency to look me in the eye.
Let’s settle this like grown-ups.
Halina.
Tell me immediately.
Where is that crazy old lady who feeds you?
Halina.
Hali…
I will not let you speak ill of me in front of my precious livestock.
I didn’t even get to the worst part.
I know.
You have to be a real cold…
Go on, say it.
Backstabbing biddy to do something so cruel to the person you love.
Oh, you better eat your words.
If that’s what you think of me,
then not marrying you was the best decision I have ever made.
Yeah. Well, I thank God for making sure I didn’t end up with such a hellish wife.
Halina, you’re a heartless monster.
This is where our story ends, Halina.
Goodbye.
Oh…
What have I done now?
Ah, jeez.
Halina, you sure messed up this time.
No, we couldn’t open our inn with a wedding reception.
Not us. We prefer a wake.
Damn, what a mess. Seriously.
Grandma, you were supposed to bring me luck, weren’t you?
That sculpture is her spitting image.
She’s a fallen angel wearing devil’s shoes.
Oliwia?
Hm?
Tell us, since you both share the same genes,
how could Halina do that to poor Jan?
Everything will all smooth out soon.
Ah.
Yeah, but she destroyed Jan’s reputation in front of the whole village.
Luckily we brewed a lot of alcohol.
It was our wedding gift, but I guess we’ll just have to drink it.
I mean, come on, how else will we forget about this disaster?
-It’s impossible. -The council of geniuses has spoken.
-Half only. -Obviously, half.
Uh.
And what if Matylda started investigating
whatever possessed Halina to make such a guilty decision?
This little mishap has put my holy reputation on the line.
I don’t meddle in my neighbor’s personal problems.
If Halina needs to confess, she knows her way to the confessional.
Halina has her reasons. I’m sure of it.
Wojtek,
if you know something, tell us.
You know you can trust us.
Wojtek…
We all know what Halina’s like.
She’s feisty, but hurting someone for no reason?
She’d never do that.
That’s it. This calls for a real good talk with Grandma.
-Mm. -Mm.
-How about we make some bets? -Huh.
Who’s ready to bet that Halina and Jan are gonna make it?
Oh really, a priest encouraging gambling?
Stop it.
The money wouldn’t be just for me.
Our church needs some renovations, especially after that incident.
That was some crazy idea you guys had.
Brewing your moonshine in the church’s vestry?
And doing it while being completely drunk?
Yeah. Brewers in crime, am I right?
Half only. Half.
Those are some wise words.
Oh.
Where are you gonna live, Wojtek?
You were supposed to move in with Halina after the wedding so…
That’s not happening,
and now you let the brothers-in-law use your place as their brewery.
-So? Where you gonna go? -I don’t know.
Wherever my feet take me Don’t know the destination or the way
Jan carved Halina out of love
She dumped him But don’t think it was out of malice
What the…
Did you write that?
It still needs polishing.
Ah.
Oh, Halina.
I can’t even look at her right now.
Jan.
Jan, I… I have to tell you something.
Jan.
I have to tell you something important.
I’m the one who broke your poor heart.
Have you lost your mind?
-You’re a nice boy, Wojtek. -No, Jan.
What I’m trying to say is that
I convinced Halina into a bad investment opportunity.
How bad are we talking here?
Well, my friend or rather ex-friend was making a fortune on crypto.
At first, so was I… and I told Halina about it.
Her cheese business was taking off and, uh, she was like super greedy.
I… I mean super invested in business ventures.
I always knew you were stupid, Wojtek.
It’s obvious.
But my Halina?
How much money did you lose?
I lost a bit of my savings.
Halina lost, um…
Say it.
A whole lot.
How could this have happened?
She wanted to help Oliwia and Kuba with the restaurant.
And buy you your stupid motorcycle.
Really? She did?
But she never said anything. Why would she hide this from me?
In that case…
she didn’t break up with me because she no longer loved me, right?
OLIWKA’S RESTAURANT
Mom?
Oliwia.
You’re actually here. How nice.
Ah…
Of course I am. Why wouldn’t I be?
I don’t know if Halina will like it,
but I thought we should be together on a day like this.
You can’t even imagine how happy I am you’re here.
Ah.
I’m so proud of you, honey.
So how was it?
How did the big opening go?
Ooh.
Hold on…
Why are you here and not at the wedding reception?
That’s a… a very long story.
Come on. I’ll tell you all about it.
-Want help with your bags? -No, I’m good, thanks.
-So, how much did she lose? -All her savings.
That is?
She lost 30,000.
How will she manage to pay off all that money?
Selling her cheese could help.
We need to find a way to attract customers…
who’ll then buy her cheese.
I hate myself for getting her into that stupid Bitcoin trap.
I deserve to get abducted by aliens.
She’s not home. Nobody’s here.
She’s not in here either.
She was wearing this at the wedding.
Wait, did Grandma…
My goodness. She would never.
Stop it. Leave me alone.
Louise, listen. I’m bankrupt,
and I can’t let Jan marry someone who has no money left.
Hi, yeah. I don’t know.
I found your phone number on the internet.
I’m calling to offer you to buy my cheese.
Goat cheese, plenty of it.
You own a whole chain of stores.
All you’d have to do is put some of my products in one of them.
Oh my.
Ewa!
You’re here. You made it to your mother’s wedding after all.
Too bad you weren’t able to come earlier.
Punctuality was never your thing, was it?
Ah… Come on, Mom, cut it out.
Can you at least pretend to be happy to see me?
Oliwia and I have waited long enough for you.
Our muddy streets can’t compete with the rest of the world, can they?
But Oliwia and Kuba, they come to visit me all the time.
And I’ve invited you to Gdańsk more than once.
.
Unbelievable. I forgot how the two of you are. Constantly fighting.
Why did you call off the wedding?
Because I dreamt of your late father,
and he told me to remain a widow for the rest of my life.
-Grandma, the truth. -What?
If that’s what he wants, then that’s what I’ll do.
But don’t just stand there, go inside before you catch a cold.
Where are you going?
Somebody has to take care of the goats and milk them for the cheese.
Mom, I just got here. When’s the last time we saw each other?
Hmm.
We’ll talk later, honey, I promise.
You’ll tell us everything?
Why are you still standing here?
I told you to go inside or you’ll catch a cold. Move it.
Jan’s heart must be in a thousand pieces right now.
He’s taking it all out on his art and that poor trunk.
I’m turning this trunk into a life raft.
Are you planning on taking a solo cruise down the river?
It’s for Halina.
Are you shipping her out of the village?
Even better.
Good girl.
Here. Let me do it.
I see you remember how it’s done. Good for you.
I’m listening, Mother.
You go first.
How come you’re here?
You said you weren’t coming to the wedding,
and on the phone, you told me that you’d met someone, yet you came alone?
Mom, enough already.
Why so many questions?
You wanted to talk, so let’s talk. But if you don’t, then we won’t.
Grandma. Mom.
Can’t we talk like civilized adults for once?
Like, you know, a normal family?
Oh my goodness, those girls are really something.
Oh, dear lord.
I have upset the holy mother of Jesus.
I’ve sinned so many times that she’s making me hallucinate.
Please. Someone. Help. The aliens are…
Help.
The aliens are here.
Aliens.
Hey, what’s the rush? What’s happening?
POLICE
Hmm.
Matylda.
-Run. Run. -Hurry up. Come on. The aliens are here.
Why’s everyone in a hurry?
Hey.
Here. Look at this.
-They came from the sky. -Now look at this.
This is Wojtek Kurek reporting for the channel. What the Shock.
And yeah, what happened here is… a real shock.
There’s… there’s no other way to describe it.
Our parish priest, who discovered this, is here with us.
How did you come across this miracle?
I was out at dawn looking for berries, but found this--
Look this way. Here.
This is a sign from God, telling us to donate to the church so that no evil will…
-Not so close. -What evil are you talking about?
When did aliens ever hurt anybody?
Being open to new experiences is as important as--
I wanna say something.
I saw this documentary how the aliens brought civilization to Earth.
They probably built the pyramids in Egypt too, you know.
Why build pyramids in our village?
Imagine they built a cute sphinx here. That’d be nice.
-Exclusively on What the Shock. -I guess so.
Uh, so, tell us… You… you, come here. Come here.
Uh, tell us. Why do you think the aliens used your field to send us a message?
-Uh, yeah. So my field-- -Wait a second.
This is my field. These big crop circles are on my field.
The hell they are. Don’t listen to him.
This… this beautiful field I’m standing on…
Stop. Stop.
…is mine and mine only, okay?
How dare you spread such lies.
The real question is why a higher intelligence
would pick one of these two idiots’ fields.
I guess they’re not so smart.
-This story is a scandal. -Let’s go.
And a scandal around here always involves the police.
Ah, look, local authorities have arrived.
-Our Bodzki officer. -What’s going on?
-No, no filming. Okay, stop. -She's already here.
This probably is a crime scene.
That’s enough. Stop.
Good morning.
Hello. Hello?
Hello?
Good morning?
Who’s making all that noise at this time of night?
-Shh. -It’s morning, ladies, I'll have you know.
Finally, the three of you reunited.
Those sleeping herbs you gave us, goodness, they’re really potent.
That’s because you put too much. I told you one teaspoon is enough.
See, I told you one teaspoon only. You kept adding more.
And now we’ve just wasted our entire morning.
Come with me, there’s something you have to see.
Listen, I’ve really missed Bodzki,
but nothing will get me out of bed today.
Not even aliens?
What?
Nobody step on the tracks.
We don’t want to erase them.
All right, let’s build a fence around them.
-Why? Why fence this off? -Because it’s a crime scene.
-Why should we? -I told you to stop filming.
But I need to. We’re making history.
It’s a keepsake of the aliens for our future generations.
At your rate, they'll be no future generation.
I would if I weren’t so unlucky in love.
He’s not wrong, you know.
-Look, someone’s coming. -Who’s that?
-Good morning. -Ewa Madej.
Good morning.
-Oliwia’s got a sibling? -It’s her mother. Remember, Ewa?
How could you have forgotten about Oliwia’s mom?
-Ah. Hi. -Ah.
-Hello. -Hello.
Oh. You girls haven’t changed at all.
And look, here’s Janek the Shrimp.
-Oh. -He became our parish priest.
We waited and waited and waited for an invitation to your exhibition,
-but we never got one. -Yeah, why not?
Oh yeah, that’s because my painting career never started.
City folks don’t understand art.
Wojtek Kurek. I’m a big fan of yours.
Last time I saw you, you were only this tall.
Halina’s coming.
Halina.
Ewa, do you know anything about this whole wedding nonsense?
No.
Oh, Ewa. I guess we needed aliens landing here
for you to finally come and visit us, huh, sweetie?
I can’t believe someone actually ruined the crops just to make these scribbles.
But it sure wasn’t aliens.
How would you know that, Halina? Were you here last night?
You saw nothing at all.
I wasn’t here, and I didn’t see anything, but my brain still works.
Halina.
At least, let me drive you home.
Ewa?
I can’t believe it.
-Hi. -No way.
After all these years?
Hello. Hi.
We probably can both agree that all of this is your fault.
Oh, so I’m the one who brought aliens to Bodzki?
Kind of, yeah.
If you hadn’t been late to your mother’s wedding,
then maybe you would have kept Halina in check,
and right now we’d be dancing at the after-party.
Oh, I think you know full well
that I’m the last person on earth who’d be able to keep Halina in check.
I see you still draw?
Here and there.
Mostly doodles.
Who would have ever imagined that your kid and mine would end up together, hm?
I know, right. Look at them.
And how’s your granddaughter?
Tolcia is in Nairobi with her mother.
Here, look. They’re taking care of sick animals.
-Oh… -You see?
-Oh. -Yeah.
-Is anyone hungry? -I am.
-Oh, oh. -Me too.
Come on, you’re all invited.
-Let’s go. -I’m starving.
-I haven’t eaten all morning. -Everyone over to my place.
Chop, chop. Let’s go.
Yeah, I’m starving.
Let’s go.
-Perfect. -Adam wants.
As you already know, I’m a rational man.
I don’t believe in miracles.
What about the Virgin Mary then?
Jan, you can’t compare the Virgin Mary to crop circles.
It really doesn’t bother you?
All your crops were destroyed. God’s gifts completely wasted.
Um… who can blame those poor little aliens.
Our field is pretty attractive.
Yup.
You won’t see us dragging those alien’s butts to court.
Hm.
-Nope. -Mm-hmm.
Can I help you with something?
Mom, you helping in the kitchen? You’ve gotta be kidding.
-She’s stressed about the opening. -Yeah.
She just needs a little nudge in the right direction.
Her father-in-law is really helpful.
He is.
Ha. Are you all blind?
Can’t you people see that someone is turning our village into a practical joke?
And it’s bad for business. It’s scaring my customers.
You should try to be a little more open-minded, Halina.
Did it ever occur to you that maybe these aliens could attract new customers?
Anyone who carries God in their heart and a head on their shoulders
wouldn’t believe that aliens have come here to raid our little village.
Well, actually…
truly faithful people…
truly faithful people believe in aliens more than you’d imagine.
Oh Father, give me a break. How could you say such nonsense?
You’re messing with people’s heads.
All in favor of the alien initiative,
and believe aliens landed here?
And all in favor of tracking down the fraudsters?
I’m not picking a side.
What about you?
Yeah, but uh…
Mom and I were with Jan, sorry Grandma.
Hmm.
What?
A family of traitors.
Shame on you.
Unbelievable.
What now? Turning the whole village against me wasn’t enough for you?
What more do you want?
Oh, Halina, Halina.
Why is it so hard for you to understand
that not everyone shares your opinion, my dear?
All you want is to get your revenge because I chose not to marry you.
Well, how pathetic of you.
What’s pathetic is how much of a coward you are.
Look me in the eye and say you don’t love me anymore.
Such nonsense.
Hey Oliwia, what would you say if we made a…
nice mural on that wall right over there?
Bodzki style.
You always have such great ideas, Mom.
You can say that again.
Unlike me, what if opening this restaurant wasn’t a good idea?
Maybe I bit off more than I could chew.
Who would want to eat here anyway?
Well, the answer is simple.
You’re not a good cook.
You’re a great cook.
Obviously.
What have I always told you?
Ah! That you need big dreams to be able to see them and follow them.
So let’s stick to that.
Never stop dreaming, and you’ll be fine.
That angel sculpture is quite impressive.
What a shame our local Michelangelo doesn’t get the recognition he deserves.
What are you looking at?
Oh, Kuba, Kuba, Kuba…
You know what? I have the feeling that you’ll be calling me “Dad” real soon.
You feeling okay?
Ewa. I know she’s the one.
She’s perfect for me. We’re both artists.
God, just look at the way she walks.
-She’s absolutely out of your league. -Hm.
Podlasian nutjob.
Ewa Kurek. That sounds really nice.
I think something landed over there.
Let’s go.
Don’t go so fast.
No, you, keep up.
-Pull more on that side. -Shush, be quiet.
-Slow down. -Stick to the initial design.
-Okay. -Okay, perfect.
-Follow his lead. Come on, faster. -Stop kicking my side of the log.
-Oh no, it’s stuck. -Kick it.
-Don’t kick it, pull. Pull! -You’re doing fine.
-Yes, like that. Perfect. -I know, right?
Yeah, but let’s try--
-Who is it? -Aliens.
Real ones.
I knew I’d catch you, you fraudsters.
Matylda?
Oh…
I’m not sure a police officer is supposed to scare its own citizens.
I don’t think citizens are supposed to play jokes on a police officer.
Ladies, how can you do this to Halina?
We’re new to this. It’s our first night being part of the operation.
Yeah.
And you, Wojtek, why didn’t you tell me anything?
-I’m your friend, you can trust me. -Right, you’re henpecked, Kuba.
-Um… -We kept this to ourselves
because we didn’t want anybody to intervene
or prevent us from sticking to the plan.
We’re doing this for Halina’s sake.
For Halina.
We’re doing this to attract tourists to the village,
so they’ll buy Halina’s cheese.
And she’ll make money.
And with that money, she can finally pay off her debt.
-She has quite the debt. -Yeah, the debt.
Wait a second. Hold on.
What debt are you talking about?
Uh… what a lovely night.
Hmm.
Guys, come here.
-This grass needs more stomping. -This part is crooked.
-Ah, yeah, you’re right. -Stomp there too.
Oh, what a mess.
I’ll explain inside.
Come on in.
Right now, Kuba and I, we can cover about 6,000,
but one thing’s for sure, we can’t pay it all off.
We don’t have the money.
-I know, honey, but we won’t let Halina-- -Hold your horses.
You know how Halina is.
She won’t accept a single zloty from either of you.
Why didn’t you tell me
that you and Halina were caught up in some financial pyramid scheme?
Halina asked me not to. That’s why.
I’m not surprised you fell for that financial crap,
but Halina, seriously?
Because it looked like a good deal.
You start off with a nice ten percent return on your investment.
How do you know?
Because I invested some money and lost it too.
But I didn’t go into debt.
And how did you come up with this alien plan?
It was my idea.
I saw this program…
on TV. It was about English farmers.
Who attracted tourists thanks to crop circles.
Those farmers made tons and tons of money.
Why not us? I’m thinking.
The other day, Wojtek mentioned aliens,
but it was just a silly comment.
I hate to brag, but the idea was all mine.
Jan is the brains behind the operation.
Yeah, he’s got a good head on his shoulders.
And then the two of them convinced us
we should get on board the alien life raft,
and now here we are.
We’re always down for a good party. You know us.
-A rescue party. Obviously. -Obviously. To the rescue.
…sings all of creation
Uh, sorry, ma’am.
-Get off the road. -Excuse me. Excuse me.
Um, can you tell us where those crop circles are?
Are you going there to pray for aliens or what?
Of course not.
We’re going to see the Holy Virgin,
but wanted to stop by the crop circles first.
-They’re back there somewhere. -Okay. Um…
by any chance, are those cheeses for sale?
They are indeed. Why? Do… do you want to buy some?
Of course.
They’re nice and fresh. I made them myself.
Goat cheese. Come on, now. Have a look.
COSMIC POWER-IN-LAW
Here.
-Plenty of garlic, ladies. Halina, Halina. -Oh. Finally, thanks.
Good morning.
Yeah, yeah. Hello. Good morning, everybody.
-Good morning. -Yes, hello. Hi.
Do you know where the crop circles are?
-Crop circles? -Yeah, there’s a story about it online.
-Online? -Yeah.
I saw the UFO with my own eyes.
They wanted to abduct me.
And luckily, I’m a fast runner.
Will I make it ’til tomorrow?
Subscribe to my channel, What the Shock, to find out.
Yeah, well…
Oh, oh.
Uh, would the two of you like to buy cheese?
I still have a few left for sale.
They’re fresh. I made them myself.
And if ever you’re hungry,
there’s this really, really good restaurant down that way.
I promise, it’s the best one in the entire region.
-It’s called Oliwia’s Amazing Food. -Ah.
Sounds good.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
It’s worth a visit, let me tell you.
Bye now. Have a nice day.
Julian.
Halina.
What are you doing here?
I knew it.
I knew my heart would lead the way to my darling.
Yeah, whatever.
-Darling. -Come here, quick. Quick, quick.
What? Where?
Come on. This way.
Oh, Halina.
My grandson showed me some videos about your alien friends.
I recognized you right away.
It was a sign from the universe.
What happens in Ciechocinek stays in Ciechocinek.
But… Halina, I think about you all the time.
And this whole alien business, it’s… it’s… it’s… making me nervous.
Did you know that aliens have abducted hundreds of people in America
and used them for their body parts and research?
Come on, you don’t seriously believe that nonsense, Julian?
I don’t believe it.
NASA confirmed it.
-Astronauts have seen many UFOs, Halina. -Hmm.
Be careful, okay?
I’m not joking. This is very serious.
For your own safety, Halina,
it would be best if you came with me to Kielce.
And as soon as things calm down,
we can then decide what to do and where we might want to live together.
Julian, you’re crazy.
You should go home.
Come on. Go home.
Of course. Typical woman.
CROP CIRCLES
And we’ll take both these figurines, please.
Okay. Entrance is free for children but not for adults.
-With the two figurines, that’ll be a 150. -Uh-huh, here you go.
Did you really see the aliens?
Oh, of course I did. I saw them quite a few times already.
-It was dark out… -Can we take a picture with you?
…so it’s hard to say.
-Yeah, sure. -Yay.
-Be my guest. -Thank you. Come on.
-Let’s take a selfie together. -Okay.
Ready? Three, two and… Aliens.
Okay, the crop circles are that way, off you go.
-Fresh homemade pie, come and get it. -Homemade fresh pie.
Ladies, why are you giving it away?
These people drove a long way to get here.
We’re just trying to be nice.
Right now, we can’t afford to be nice.
-Enough with the hospitality. -But…
I know it’s not easy to rip-off tourists,
but they’re the ones willing to believe in this alien nonsense.
No one is forcing them to pay. Not really.
And none of this money is for us.
-Two zlotys a slice, then. -Five.
Pie.
-Come get your homemade pie. -It’s delicious.
-Five zlotys a slice. -And it’s cheap.
God almighty holds the truth behind the crop circle mystery.
Take heed, beloved, these signs may lead the Christian soul astray.
Faith is our protection.
For a humble donation, I will offer a prayer for every lamb in His flock.
Maybe the Reverend could chip in to Halina’s funding too?
I’m collecting for the church, but you’ll get a cut.
Through faith, we find our shield. A humble donation, if you please.
I never envied Halina for anything, but I sure do hope I’ll find someone
who loves me the way Jan loves her.
I thought you said you were in love.
I was just stupid, as always.
Let’s just say he wasn’t the cream of the crop.
We need to get them back together.
It would be a shame for Halina and Jan to waste that kind of love.
Mm.
-Good morning. -Good morning.
Good morning.
We heard you serve great food here.
Yes, our restaurant is the best in the village.
Come this way.
-Thank you. -Here.
Mmm.
How’s this table?
-Yeah, perfect. -Someone will be right over.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
OLIWIA’S
Ah, send them to me.
Turns out, dramatic rom-com movies are pretty accurate.
There. Sent.
Always the same scenario,
a woman runs away from the altar because there’s another guy waiting.
Every time.
I’ll need more than a few pictures to believe Halina is unfaithful.
She might have lost her money, but not my trust.
She didn’t cheat.
Don’t tell anyone.
Jan, I won’t. No.
Hello, Father.
Hello, my child.
I need to talk to you about something.
I’d like to find out
if Halina brought up any grave sins in her pre-wedding confession?
I’m sorry, I’m bound by the seal of confession.
You don’t have to say anything.
Just nod your head while I list the unforgivable sins.
I’m only interested in one of them.
Shall I remind you about the time I carved nativity figurines for you for free?
-Remember? -You didn’t only carve nativity figurines,
now we also have to pray to Halina because of you.
Oh, come on. She… she looks good up there.
For the church renovations.
Are you sure you want to find out?
Then don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Halina didn’t come to confession before the wedding ceremony.
And you let her take the sacrament anyway?
Halina’s too almighty for me to handle.
I was afraid to say no.
Oh…
My goodness, beautiful Halina,
how many sins are you keeping from the confessional?
Jan, Jan, Jan.
Oh!
I’d like to invite you to a reconciliation dinner with Halina.
Halina? Sounds like a good idea because I’ve got things to say to her.
Ah.
What’s going on here? What are you up to?
Something.
I cooked you your favorite dish.
Who’s the other dish for?
It’s for your future partner for life.
You’ll see. It’ll be fun.
Halina.
It’s time we have a serious talk.
Halina.
Oh, there’s nothing to talk about.
You were right. Those aliens are great for business.
I’ve never sold so much cheese. Guess how much I sold just today?
How could you cheat on me, Halina?
Have you lost your mind, Jan? What in the world are you talking about?
Look. I have proof of your disgusting infidelity.
Halina. No.
-My goodness. -Halina.
Halina.
Are you all right?
-Halina, are you okay? -Momma.
Halina.
C'mon, Momma.
How could you… do this to me, Halina?
Since you’ve already condemned me, fine.
I cheated on you, Jan.
You want it? You got it. Okay?
You’re not allowed to pass until you’ve told me the truth.
This is my house, and no one tells me what to do around here.
Oh yeah?
Wanna bet about that?
Ewa.
Mom, losing all your money is one thing.
Infidelity? That’s another.
How do you know I lost money?
So you admit it? You’ve been lying to poor Jan?
Ewa, I will not share my private life with you.
No, no. No!
Don’t. That’s a keepsake from Granddaddy. Careful.
-Calm down, okay? -Talk.
This is all because of Jan.
Before the wedding,
I heard him speak to the brothers-in-law. He said it would be a mistake to marry me.
So, I wanted to get back at him.
I need details.
I…
I signed up for that singing contest all the way in Ciechocinek.
I went there alone because the girls were sick with the flu.
-Oh. -Mm-hmm.
So that’s where you met the other guy? In Ciechocinek.
His name’s Julian.
He’s part of the Kielce Larks.
He’s their handsome soloist.
Anyway, we had some fun and sang together.
And?
And we also went dancing together later that night.
And?
And we might have shared a small snifter of cognac.
One glass?
Two at the most.
Now get busy and clean up this big mess you’ve made in my house.
Does it need more seasoning?
-Let me try it. -No, it’s pretty good.
Mm-mm. It needs seasoning.
How’s yours?
-Not that good. -Mmm. It’s delicious.
You can’t be serious? It tastes like disappointment to me.
You’re too hard on yourself. It’s really good.
And you’re being too nice.
I’m not. If I didn’t like it, I would tell you.
You’re a great chef.
Four, five, six…
Guess who came up with this whole alien story?
Jan did.
All for you.
This should help.
Everyone chipped in.
Jan says you’ll have enough at the end of the month to clear your debt.
My God, what are you trying to say?
All everyone ever wanted was to help me?
Thank you.
Mom, why don’t you go talk to Jan?
No.
I can’t accept the money.
Why do you always have to be so stubborn?
I will not let other people pay the price of my stupidity.
All I’m asking for is that you talk to him, okay?
You and I have never been able to get along.
And now you’re willing to lose Jan too?
You ran away from me, Ewa.
As far and as soon as you could.
And don’t you ever wonder why?
Hello?
The angel sculpture you sent me is beautiful.
It’s a perfect fit for my gallery.
I had a feeling you’d like it.
But do you think there’d be buyers for it in New York?
Absolutely. A graceful blend of sensuality and pastoral grace.
It’s unique. Who’s the sculptor?
You can fly over and meet him in person if you’d like.
Some customers are eager to see more of his work.
Hurry and send me pictures, yeah?
-Right now? -I’m talking wealthy people, Ewa.
And you know how this business works. Strike while the iron is hot.
Maybe it’ll lead to something. Bye.
Okay, now move the light to the other side, please.
That’s what I call an eye for art.
Thanks to your setup, Jan’s little figurines are real showpieces.
Yeah, but are they worth anything?
Jan, I believe in your art because it comes straight from the heart.
We’re all set.
You’re a true blessing, Ewa.
So now what?
Now, we keep our fingers crossed and hope that someone buys them.
All right.
Bye, guys.
See you.
And thank you.
I’m off too, Jan.
Where are you going?
A true gentleman doesn’t let a woman walk home alone at night.
Who knows, she could get abducted by aliens.
Ah.
My guitar.
Wow, I look good.
Much better than in person.
Is that what I look like deep down in your heart?
I still have to add your guitar.
Could you pose for me?
How’s this for you?
Can you sing something?
Uh…
I get nervous when I’m madly in love.
What makes a song great if not love?
I don’t know.
I have trouble confessing my feelings.
You could sing them if it makes it easier.
I’m pretty sure it’ll help.
I see you eat those dumplings As if you want to kiss me
Wojtek, can’t you see our artist is busy?
Make yourself useful instead.
There’s a ton of dishes piling up in the sink.
-No… -Yes.
How’s Halina doing?
Ah, I get the feeling she’d prefer if I weren’t here.
No, I’m sure in her own stubborn way, she’s happy you came to visit us.
Mm.
You’ve always been such a good friend, Adam.
And what if I told you I always wished we’d be more than friends,
but you never gave me a chance.
Hm?
This is looking good.
Very good as a matter of fact.
That’s exactly what my mother needs.
Please don’t start playing matchmaker.
I don’t even have to.
Bleh.
Ugh, this is bland, Oliwia.
Instead of worrying about your mother’s love life,
you should worry about your cooking skills.
-Wojtek. -Bland? No, I don’t think so.
He’s right, it is.
Giorgio Rivali, a chef from Milan, had the same problem.
He was so focused on getting the Michelin star,
he lost his taste buds and cooking skills.
Honey, that won’t happen to you.
Everything is delicious, right, Wojtek?
Yeah. Yeah, it’s the best soup I’ve ever had.
I’ll taste it again to be sure.
Uh, that’s what I thought. It tastes great.
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
My taste buds are the problem. The dirty plates are calling.
-Kuba. -Hey…
I don’t know how to cook anymore.
Honey, I promise you it’s delicious. Really.
Have a nice day.
Thank you. Have a nice visit.
I blew a tire.
Halina asked you to sell her cheese?
-Ewa. -Ah.
You should’ve seen her lifting the cheese. She was…
Was what?
Really…
-Huh. -Have a nice day.
-You too. Goodbye. -Bye.
Everyone’s selling something around here, except for me.
Oh…
Maybe you could, uh…
write a song, and it might become a hit.
-Write a song. -Why didn’t I think of that sooner?
We’ve collected quite a hefty sum for Halina. Look.
And there’s more coming.
I truly admire you, Jan.
Gathering money for Halina, whereas she turned out to be unfaithful.
If I were you, I’d move on.
She doesn’t deserve your heart.
My heart remains faithful…
even if it’s broken.
Aw.
My heart is faithful Although broken
-Hmm -Nah, nah, nah.
I'm gonna start carding people.
Here, have a piece of salami.
Excuse me, gentlemen. Uh, I’m looking for a friend of mine.
Well, come on over. No need to stand so far away from us.
I don’t want to get too close to…
those crop circles because they might radiate some strange chemical or harmful.
That’s why we brewed Cosmic Power.
Come see for yourself. It helps against alien viruses.
-Come closer. Don’t be scared. -Does it work?
-Of course it does. -Yeah.
Well…
-Come on. -Come on over. Come here.
Check it out. Take a look.
-Ah. -It’s good stuff.
Gentlemen, I’m sorry, but by any chance
do you know where I can find Halina?
-Do you know her? -Yeah.
-We do. -Halina, right?
-She’s short… -Hey.
All of Halina’s friends are greeted with a free bottle of Cosmic Power.
No, there’s no need. Really.
Uh, I… I… I don’t think one bottle is enough to keep the aliens away,
but two bottles, that’ll most certainly do the trick.
-Oh, thank you. That’s nice of you. -But, Jan.
You should make him pay half price.
He might have a hard time…
-Stay out of it. -…swallowing all that sweetness.
I heard you say you were looking for Halina, right?
I’d be more than happy to take you to her place.
This way is faster.
Please, follow me. Ah. Let’s go.
Let’s put those bottles on Jan’s tab.
Even though he said they were free?
Put it on his tab.
Did you ask what’s she’s up to?
I… I did, but she wouldn’t tell me the truth.
You two need to go to therapy.
You really think Halina would admit her mistakes to a stranger?
Nah, that’ll never happen. We need to find out what she’s up to.
Don’t count on me. I won’t spy on my own grandma.
Yes, can you hear me?
Okay, so I was saying…
write this in the ad.
1,500 square meters of land.
A lovely meadow right by the forest.
Yes. Yeah.
Yeah.
Post it in the newspaper and put it on the internet too.
I need to sell this land as quickly as possible.
Yes.
A little further down this road, then we’ll take a left.
Ah.
This way, follow me.
We’re almost there.
We’re getting close.
Watch your step.
Oh.
This way. Come on. You first.
No, no, no, no. You go first.
I’ll follow your steps.
No, you’re the guest. You should go first.
-Please, go. -Okay.
If you… insist.
-Oh, I insist. -Oh.
There you go. That way.
Um…
are you really sure this path is
the right way to Halina’s place?
You’re to call her Mrs. Halina.
I’m not sure I like where this is going.
She’s my precious treasure.
Precious treasure?
You bamboozled her and made me the town cuckold.
Now everyone’s laughing at me because she left me at the altar.
I was fooled by her pretty face too.
She never told me she was engaged.
Would you be kind enough to hold this for me, please?
She made me fall in love with her and then…
she just dumped me like I was nothing.
Look.
Lurking for ladies at the promenade
Every girl will get her chance today
So then,
I come all the way here to your village because I wanted to talk to her.
But she turned me away.
…chance today
She turned you down?
Yes, she said no, and then asked me to leave.
So that’s what I did, but as soon as I neared Kielce,
I realized I couldn’t let her go without a fight.
So I turned around and I came back for her.
But Halina’s mine.
Yes, well, now I know that.
Please, I don’t want to die in this odd little corner of the world.
I don’t know how things work back where you live because I’ve never been there,
nor have I traveled much, but here in Podlasie,
boys don’t cry.
I’ll pull you out with a horse.
It needs salt.
Your precious mother made the cheese base.
If you listen to your grandma,
your mom has never been able to do anything correctly.
I was only joking. The base does not need any salt.
I never said that, and I’ve always supported you.
Oh, really?
Even when I wanted to get into the Academy of Fine Arts?
What did you say already?
Oh yeah. That’d I’d never find a job.
I always dreamed someday you’d get a business degree
but stay a farmer
and together we’d start our own business, manufacturing quality cheese.
That was your dream, not mine, Momma.
Everyone is allowed to dream.
Halina.
Halina. Halina!
Where is she? Maybe she’s in here.
Yeah. In… in the sleaze dairy. The… the cheese dairy. Ah!
What in the world?
You should be ashamed.
Showing up here drunk in front of everybody.
No! You should be ashamed, Halina.
You chewed us up and spit us out like a black widow.
Julian,
I never expected such bad behavior from you.
-Get out, both of you. -Stop it, Halina.
That’s enough, now. You…
You… you’re a true Femme Fatalist.
Fatale?
That too.
-Femme fatale. -Yes.
That’s all we have to say.
Nothing worse in this world
Could ever happen to us
Never trust a woman Don’t give…
Femme fatale.
You watch your mouth.
Momma…
What now?
Neither of you had anything to say to defend be back there, did ya?
Nothing at all.
Momma, we have more important things to talk about.
Grandma, this land belongs to you, it’s your patrimony.
How do you know I’m selling?
Please don’t sell your land.
I won’t let anyone pay off my debts.
I tried.
I did everything I could to fill my financial holes with cheese but…
And Wojtek doesn’t know.
Doesn’t know what?
I took out another loan to pay off the old one.
So how deep in debt are you now, Momma?
About 70,000.
70,000?
-We’ll… we’ll come up with something. -Yeah.
There’s still…
plenty of time until the months ends.
-Yeah. -Exactly.
Mom’s right, there’s still lots of time left.
-So much time. -Lot's of time.
Halina is very… very heavy.
Yeah.
Are we ready to turn Halina into an alien?
No, I can’t do that.
Then why did we drag her all the way here?
My mind wants to, but my heart won’t let me do it.
I’m in love.
Me too.
Love’s arrow found me.
That’s great. It’s something to celebrate.
And what if my love is a forbidden love?
If your heart’s intentions are honest and pure, all love is good.
Wait, are you sure she’s single at least?
No. She is. She is.
-She’s all I want. -Oh.
Since I first saw you
I can’t eat. I can’t sleep
There’s something off with the melody.
Look, I’m just letting my heart speak for itself.
Really? Because I’ve heard that song somewhere before…
Was it at church?
’Cause of your eyes, your green eyes
I know.
-It was on the radio yesterday. -I went crazy
Ah.
The stars must have given their glow
To your eyes
And my heart, thirsty for love
-Who’s there? -We’ve got a crisis on our hands.
We really need to talk to you, Jan.
Halina is trying to sell her land.
We’ve got to find a way to stop her.
FOR SALE
Ah.
That’s one sad “for sale” sign.
Louise, maybe we should add a little color to it?
Huh?
Huh.
What are you looking for, Momma?
I’m looking for some paint.
My goodness, Ewa, is everything you own packed into this tiny little bag of yours?
Yes.
I’m not going back. There’s nothing left there for me.
As always, I trusted the wrong guy.
Well, you can’t say I haven’t told you so.
Yes, yes, I know, Momma. You were right.
There’s absolutely nothing for you…
to be proud about, I know.
Ewa, you’re my only daughter.
Listen Mom, I’ve let you down again.
I haven’t achieved anything in my life.
I’m sorry.
Ewa.
Ewa, sweetie.
Ewa.
Halina, I’m here.
I’m not looking for you, and I can’t deal with you right now. Leave me alone.
Halina, I come in peace.
I got a little proposition for you.
Yeah, an indecent one I assume. Forget it.
No, it’s a business deal.
I’d like to buy your land.
I heard it’s for sale.
Will you pay cash?
Mm. I’ll pay cash.
I’m asking for
70,000… uh, 75,000 I mean.
Yes, of course.
I can afford it. I’ll take the hit.
B… but first, I need to withdraw some money.
I’ll go do that in Białystok.
I… if you want, tomorrow we can complete the formalities.
Wow. Now that’s a decent proposal, Julian.
Halina, will you show me your, um…
property?
Julian…
Oh, Julian.
Wojtek.
Wojtek?
Where is Jan?
I’m looking for Jan.
You’re so pretty. You look like an angel.
Wake up. Julian is buying Halina’s meadow.
What?
She’s giving him a tour as we speak.
But… we welcomed that snake with open arms, and this is our reward?
Just worming his way into Halina’s good graces.
Wojtek, we have to tell Jan immediately.
It’ll crush him.
I’ll talk to him. Don’t worry.
You? Are you sure you’re the right person for that?
Yeah, I should be the one to tell him about this disgraceful situation.
I’ve got this.
Deal.
Let me walk you home.
No, no, no, no, no. Uh…
Uh, I’ll… I’ll walk back alone.
I need to cool off a bit.
All right then.
-Huh. -Congratulations.
Oh my goodness. You scared me.
I thought you were a lost alien or something.
I just saw a stork fly by.
Around here, storks are known for spreading good news.
I’m so happy our community is welcoming a resident of such high standing.
I’m happy if you are.
Means a lot.
Especially after what happened with Jan. I was afraid my business offer would…
offend you and be ill-received.
Nah…
I’m actually quite impressed you haven’t given up on Halina yet.
You’re literally buying your way into her heart through her land.
I respect that.
There’s a Podlasian custom that says
whoever buys our land has to drink to the health of Bodzki residents.
I’m still hung over from yesterday,
I can’t even smell another drop of alcohol without getting sick.
But this is herbal tea. Local and fresh. Try it.
Podlasie style.
Huh?
You do wish Halina well, right? Especially on Kupala Night.
You celebrate pagan rites here in Bodzki?
Traditional rites.
You wanna be one of us?
Then you have to honor our traditions.
Huh.
Good, you only have fourteen sips left.
What?
Tradition, you know?
Oh.
Hold on.
Jan, wait.
Have you, uh, talked to Wojtek yet?
About what?
Julian is trying to buy Halina’s meadow.
He’s buying what?
How much further ’til the village?
We’ve been walking for an hour now.
That’s the herbal tea messing with time. Have another sip.
No.
How come you’re not drinking any?
It’s only for those who buy land from us.
And also because it gives me heartburn.
Oh.
Fireflies. Our very own Podlasie aliens.
They’re probably plotting their next invasion.
Wow. Look at them hard at work sending out their probes.
Julian?
Julian.
Damn it.
Oh, no.
Julian?
Julian.
Julian?
Jan…
No, no, no. I have to say it with a little more conviction, right?
Okay, here I go.
Dear Jan, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart
for bringing those aliens to Bodzki for me.
And forgive me for my bad temper, it’s… it’s not my fault, it’s because…
Uh…
Because what?
Ah. I got it from my dad.
Okay, one last shot.
-Dear--. -Halina.
Oh, I was just about to come and see you.
-Halina. -Jan, I wanted to thank you from--
You must really think pretty little of me
to trample all over my feelings like that.
How dare you bring your wannabe lover from God-knows-where to Bodzki.
But Julian’s intentions are honest and pure.
He offered to buy my land because he knows I’m having financial problems.
Halina.
How could you be so naive?
All he wants is to get into your pants.
I couldn’t sh… shut you up any other way.
Halina.
Halina! Jan!
I lost him. That guy.
I… I turned around for two seconds, and he… he was gone.
I lost Julian in the woods.
Can’t you read the room, Wojtek.
What?
I lost him in the woods. I’m sorry.
I sure don’t want to be abducted for my body parts.
Here, kitty, kitty.
Guide our children and let them grow strong and healthy.
Help our dear Halina and Jan remain forever in love…
…in health and in happiness. And to help them pay their debts also.
And may our Bodzki flourish forever
and find good fortune on Kupala Night.
Good fortune. Good fortune to all.
Halina? Wojtek
Have any of you seen Julian?
It’s that tall guy. The… the… the one who got free bottles of moonshine?
-No. -We haven’t seen him.
Why would he even be here with us?
I wanted to help Jan chase his rival away from here,
so I infused some herbal tea for him, the one Kuba gave me the recipe for.
I needed inspiration.
Did you mess with the recipe again?
What? No.
Wojtek…
I wanted the effect to last longer.
Now we all have to go looking for him. Come on, let’s go.
Come on. Let's go.
All right. Romek and Ela, you go check the forest behind the hamlet.
All right, let’s go honey.
Zbyszek and Wiesia, you go check the fields behind the settlement.
And now you two go have a look by the river.
Oliwia and I will check the village.
Perfect, you two go check the village.
-Wojtek. Wojtek, uh… -That’s me.
Wojtek, now you go check where Julian’s staying in Bodzki.
-His place, his lodgings. -I have no idea where that is.
Where are you going?
Julian.
Halina.
Can you please tell me why
you seduced Julian behind my back?
I overheard you
telling the brothers-in-law,
that it would be a mistake to marry me.
And why didn’t you eavesdrop a bit longer?
What I said is that I was worried…
getting married would be a mistake for you, not for me.
I mean…
Look at you.
You’re a wonderful woman,
and I’m just some stupid village sculptor.
Where am I supposed to look again?
I’m so stressed, I forgot.
Wherever Julian’s staying.
Okay, thanks.
Ah.
Julian.
Ewa. Have you seen Julian?
We’re all looking for him. Damn, he’s not here either?
Are you okay?
What’s wrong?
Ewa…
As always, my life’s a mess.
Yeah, but your life led you here to me.
Wojtek, stop fooling around.
I’m not fooling around. I’m in love with you.
You and I, we’re the perfect fit.
I also screw up everything I do.
And my life’s a mess, just like yours.
Wojtek, listen.
You’re a great guy.
You’re passionate, and you’re quite handsome too.
Really?
But I’m sure that
the girl of your dreams is waiting for you somewhere out there.
That girl isn’t me.
I’ll never meet anyone.
Maybe I’m just not meant to sing or to love.
True love always finds a way.
Better than nothing, I guess.
It’s my friend from New York.
From the gallery?
Hello?
Julian.
Look, locals.
Go and ask them.
Excuse me, we’re kind of lost.
Uh, do you know the way to the crop circles.
They’re around here somewhere, right?
I’m so sorry. We must tell you the truth.
-There are no aliens around here. -Exactly.
And there never were.
I promised you we’d see aliens, and you will.
And you, you should be ashamed. Making a child cry.
-This man is telling the truth. -No, he’s not.
Okay so you’re going to tell me those crop circles showed up all by themselves?
I’m the one who made them.
As if we’re gonna believe that. Have you seen how precise they are?
Only a laser could do that.
This guy’s a fraud.
The… aliens… are real.
I saw them
with my own two eyes.
Shame on you, liars.
Fine, believe whatever you want. The crop circles are that way.
-Julian. -Julian.
-Why didn’t you say so sooner? -Julian.
-Awesome. -What a relief to see you’re all right.
Yes, even though you tried to steal my Halina from me and seize her land.
And they punished me for that.
I’m truly sorry.
I’m so very sorry, but Podlasie is going to send me over the edge.
I want to go home now.
Are you up to something again?
Yeah, maybe.
Hm.
All right. What’s this all about?
I’m buying your land, Halina, and you can’t stop me.
Jan, you don’t have any money.
Oh, believe it or not, I do.
A gallery, all the way in New York, bought my sculptures.
Yeah. Apparently, I’m a true artist. All thanks to Ewa.
Uh-huh.
Now you’re going to have to marry Jan if you want to get all this land back.
What’s mine is yours, Halina.
I don’t deserve any of this kindness.
Thank you, Jan.
Love saves the day.
You always have something clever to say, don’t you?
That could be the title of my new single.
-All right. -Ewa.
We…
we want all of this land to be yours.
With the help of the brothers-in-law,
we’ll build a house for you.
It might not be a big one, but it’ll be all yours.
Your own little place.
Thank you.
-Love will save the day -Ewa, you’re an amazing daughter.
-Ewa. -Hey. And me?
You’re finally staying here with us.
How does it sound?
Love will save the day
Everything is gonna be okay after all.
You said you were hungry.
-We're gonna build a nice house. -Oh, thank you.
Everything’s gonna be just fine.
It tastes bland. Ew.
-No, they’re really sweet. -I lost my taste buds. I told you.
I remember when I was pregnant, I lost my taste buds too.
-Same when I was pregnant with Oliwia. -Oh?
Oliwia?
You’re pregnant, Oliwia.
Are you kidding me?
Oh damn.
-Another Madej is on the way. -Oliwia.
Woo.
My goodness.
No, another Wolak.
Madej. Madej. Madej. Madej.
Hey.
-I love you. -I love you too.
Boys, let’s go. Hurry up.
The young couple’s waiting.
Father. Hold on.
The groom’s gone.
-And where is the collection plate? -Where it always is.
We can’t start without the collection plate.
This is my girlfriend.
I know, Wojtek.
-You’ve already told me three times. -Oh, yeah.
Jan’s not here.
He probably changed his mind. I don’t blame him.
Who would want to marry such a…
an open-minded, strong-willed woman.
I’m coming. I’m coming. I’m here.
My sweet pea, I got you your favorite.
-They’re beautiful, like you. -Oh.
Save those obscenities for your wedding night.
Music, please.
Excuse me. Hold on.
Wait.
How about if… we let the young ones
also stand at the altar and get married today?
We’re gonna be great-grandparents.
-And we’re gonna be grandparents. -We’re gonna be grandparents.
Amazing.
Is anyone getting married today, yes or no?
Yes. We are.
And so are we.
My beloved sweetheart We waited long for this
In spite of all those people Who says this is a miss