1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:34,760 Damn. We can't go any further. Faster! The young couple's waiting. 4 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:56,280 I apologize. I had an emergency. 5 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,240 Some old biddies from Wodniczki were feuding over broody hens. 6 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,400 We're gonna be late. They're waiting, and we still need to pick up the flowers. 7 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,320 My cap! 8 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,640 Quickly! The young couple is probably waiting. 9 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:17,120 Oh, our beloved ladies! 10 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:19,640 -Well, look who we have here. -Where were you? 11 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,040 We wanted to prepare spiritually. 12 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:23,920 Stop. Exhale. 13 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,960 Your spirituality will give me a hangover. 14 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:31,120 Tradition dictates that we drink to the young couple's health. 15 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,680 Here, you'll give them these. 16 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,280 We can't be late. 17 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,120 -The young couple is waiting. -Yeah. 18 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,040 RECTORY 19 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,960 Boys! Move it. The young couple's waiting. 20 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,200 Father! 21 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,800 -The stole! -The plate! 22 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,600 -It's ready. -The collection plate is a must. 23 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,680 You should take care of your appearance. 24 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,960 -Oh, Dad, give it a rest. -Oliwka, beautiful as always. 25 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,200 -What a gorgeous couple. -Yeah, they're a picture of health. 26 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,280 I've waited so long for this day. 27 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:18,920 Can we start? 28 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,520 -Let's start. -Play! 29 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:45,520 -Wait! -What do you want to wait for, my flower? 30 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,160 What else do you need to be happy? 31 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:52,520 Maybe my granddaughter would like to marry Kuba, ah? 32 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:57,400 Jan and I would gladly yield this wedding to them. 33 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,960 You're the ones who want to get married, not us. 34 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,760 -I'll gladly get married. -I'm not yielding this wedding to anyone! 35 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:07,480 -May we? -Begin, Reverend. 36 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,760 Play! 37 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,520 Oh, my beloved sweetheart We've waited so long 38 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,800 Despite all the people Who claimed we weren't strong 39 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:31,120 I waited for you Through spring, summer, fall 40 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:35,320 So you would love me In front of them all 41 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:39,600 Oh, my beloved darling For the whole world to see 42 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,160 I will love you For all eternity 43 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:48,560 When the leaves start to drop In the middle of fall 44 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:49,640 Because I vowed… 45 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,880 Halina? 46 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,360 -Halina! -Grandma! 47 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:58,000 It's honestly a huge shock to the system 48 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,640 to leave widowhood behind. 49 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:05,000 I need to catch my breath and quench my thirst 50 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,880 with my bridesmaids around me. 51 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:07,800 Halina! 52 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,760 To the back. Quickly! 53 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,560 Relax. 54 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,360 And one, and two. 55 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,040 -Grandma, what are you doing? -Halina, tell the truth. 56 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,880 You'd rather stay single, huh? 57 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,040 Have you lost all feelings for Jan? 58 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,360 On the contrary, I haven't. 59 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,280 But I can't marry Jan now. 60 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,360 You've got to help me out of this premarital situation. 61 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,560 -But why, Grandma? -One for all. 62 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:51,000 And all for one. 63 00:04:56,840 --> 00:05:00,400 Who would've thought that my Halinka was so in love with me 64 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,560 that she'd lose her breath before we've even said our vows. 65 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,720 Open your eyes. Your bride has left you at the altar. 66 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,880 Where's Halina? 67 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,280 -Oh, she had to go for a walk. -From all that emotion. 68 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,640 Don't ask. 69 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,720 -What? -Yup. 70 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,480 Something like this has never happened in Bodźki. 71 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,920 My condolences. 72 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,720 Either I'm blind 73 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,000 or it says here that I'm gonna lose my house. 74 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,160 You read it. 75 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,160 You're behind on payments. 76 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:46,040 But I wrote to them requesting to pay in smaller installments. 77 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:50,200 -Don't payday lenders have hearts? -In what world, Halina? 78 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:54,200 They reject those requests. Every day you delay, you accrue interest. 79 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,400 Now you don't owe 3,000 zlotys, but 6,000! 80 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,720 You have until the end of the month, or you get the three axes. 81 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,600 It's what they call Section 777 of the tax code. 82 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:06,880 If you don't pay on time, your house goes up for auction. 83 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,680 Holy Mother of God. 84 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:15,280 -It's all because of me. -No, Wojtuś. Stop that. 85 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,160 I'm the one who made a mess of things. 86 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,880 Oh! And remember… 87 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,040 Not a word about my finances, 88 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,880 especially to Jan. 89 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,280 Promise. 90 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,840 I promise. 91 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:32,440 Good. 92 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,520 What about the wedding? 93 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:41,200 There won't be a wedding. 94 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,640 -There won't be a wedding. -What? 95 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,440 -Go with God. -How come? 96 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:05,760 IT TAKES A VILLAGE 97 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,800 Halina Madej, the cheese lady, yes. 98 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,800 I have a question, yes. 99 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,400 Could you pay me in advance for the-- 100 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,440 No? But I really need-- 101 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,200 Yes, I understand. 102 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,120 Halina! 103 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,920 Halina? 104 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,720 Halina! 105 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:42,440 I know you're here, Halina. 106 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:49,160 Have the decency to look me in the eye and settle this proper-like. 107 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,760 Halina! 108 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:56,560 Where's that hellish shrew feeder of yours? 109 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:57,560 Halina. 110 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,760 Halin… 111 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:11,200 -Don't badmouth me to my own livestock. -I held back the worst part. 112 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,280 I know. 113 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,400 -You'd have to be the worst kind of… -Go on. Say it. 114 00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:19,960 The worst Podlasian, old biddy to treat her significant other this way! 115 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,240 Podlasian, old biddy? 116 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:29,040 So I did the right thing, if that's what you think of me! 117 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:34,000 I thank God for saving me from such a hellish wife! 118 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,360 Halina, you have no heart. 119 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,640 It's all over for us, Halina. 120 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,200 All of it! 121 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,080 Oh… 122 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,400 What have I done? 123 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,360 What 124 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,960 the hell have I done? 125 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:21,080 We wanted to open our inn with a wedding reception. 126 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,880 Instead, we got a wake. What a mess! 127 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,520 You were supposed to bring me luck, Grandma. 128 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,520 'Cause she's a fallen angel. 129 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:31,840 A fallen angel in Halina's image. 130 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:34,840 Oliwka. 131 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:36,880 Tell me, 132 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,640 since you two share the same genes, 133 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,040 why did Halina treat Jan like that? 134 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,840 It'll all clear up somehow. 135 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,560 She destroyed Jan's reputation in front of the whole village. 136 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:55,200 Good thing we brewed so much moonshine as a wedding gift, 137 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:58,840 'cause who could bear Halina's awful behavior without a drink? 138 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,640 -Not a soul. -The Solomons of Podlasie have spoken. 139 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,800 -Pour him a half. -Yeah, half. 140 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:04,720 Half… 141 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:08,720 Maybe Matylda could determine what's driving Halina's guilt. 142 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:13,320 'Cause our parishioner's reputation is on the line here. 143 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,520 I don't meddle in my neighbors' private affairs. 144 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:20,320 But if Halina feels the need, she knows the way to the confessional. 145 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,680 Halina had her reasons. 146 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:38,480 Wojtuś, 147 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,240 you know something. 148 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,800 Won't you tell your buddy? 149 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,480 Wojciech. 150 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:50,160 Everyone knows what Halina's like. She's feisty. 151 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,360 But she wouldn't hurt someone for no reason. 152 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:04,000 I'm gonna need to have a more honest talk with Grandma. 153 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,680 How about we make bets? 154 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,280 Who bets that Halina and Jan will make it work? 155 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,360 A priest encouraging gambling? 156 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,160 The money's not for me. 157 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:22,440 The church could do with some refurbishing after that unfortunate incident. 158 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,080 That's some idea you have! 159 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:31,280 Making moonshine in the vestry? At full blast, no less? 160 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,760 You gotta know how to brew. 161 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:37,840 Half. 162 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,240 Wise words. 163 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,920 Where are you going, Wojteczek? 164 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,480 You were supposed to move in with Halina, but-- 165 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:02,120 You gave your family's land to the brothers-in-law 166 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,920 for their moonshine business. 167 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,960 -Where will you go? -I don't know. 168 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,320 Wherever my feet may stray I don't know the destination or way 169 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,320 Jan carved Halina out of love 170 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,600 She dumped Jan But it wasn't malice she was guilty of 171 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,960 What's that? A song? 172 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,680 In the making. 173 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,680 Oh, Halina. 174 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,480 -I can't look at the hag. -Jan! 175 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,400 Jan, I have to tell you… Jan! 176 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:44,920 I have to tell you something important. I broke your heart, Jan. 177 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,560 Have you lost your marbles? 178 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:51,560 -I like you, Wojtek, but-- -No! 179 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:55,520 The thing is, I persuaded Halina to make a bad investment. 180 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,920 What investment? 181 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,120 My friend, well, ex-friend, was making money on cryptocurrency. 182 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,840 I was doing well, too, so I told Halina about it. 183 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:06,680 Since her cheese business took off, she became greedy. 184 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,240 I mean, she was open to various business ventures. 185 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,680 I knew you were stupid, Wojtek, but my… 186 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,040 But Halina? 187 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:24,560 -How much did you lose? -I lost a bit of my savings. But Halina… 188 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,760 How much? 189 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,240 A lot. 190 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,840 -But why? -She wanted to help Oliwka and Kuba. 191 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,800 And buy you your dream Junak. 192 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,400 Junak? 193 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,640 And Halina hid all of this from me? 194 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,400 That means 195 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,160 she didn't call off the wedding because she doesn't love me. 196 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:59,360 OLIWKA'S RESTAURANT 197 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:02,640 Mom? 198 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,640 Oliwka! 199 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,400 You came after all! 200 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,640 How could I not? 201 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,520 I don't know if Halina will be happy, 202 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,920 but on a day like this, we should be together. 203 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,040 You have no idea how much I need you. 204 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,480 I'm so proud of you. 205 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,400 Tell me, how was the opening of your restaurant? 206 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,160 Hold on. 207 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:35,200 Why aren't you at the wedding reception? 208 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,240 That's a very long story. 209 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,160 Come on. I'll tell you everything. 210 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,520 -Need help with your bag? -No, I'll manage. 211 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,000 -So how much did she lose? -Everything. 212 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080 How much? 213 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,160 Thirty thousand. 214 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,920 How is she gonna get out of that debt now? 215 00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:08,040 The cheeses are our only hope. 216 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:13,200 Then we need to drum up some customers for the cheeses. 217 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,200 I hate myself for getting her into those bitcoins. 218 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,640 It'd be better if I was abducted by aliens! 219 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,920 She's not in the house. 220 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,520 Not here, either. 221 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,120 Halina had this on at the wedding. 222 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,000 Mom, did Grandma… 223 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,480 Oh my God! She didn't… 224 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,720 Don't bother me. 225 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,720 Louise, I can't let Jan marry someone who's bankrupt. 226 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,560 Ah! I found your phone number on the internet. 227 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:29,040 Maybe you could buy some of my goat cheeses, huh? 228 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,080 But you have a whole chain of stores. 229 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,520 Maybe you could put my products in one of them, huh? 230 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,880 Ewa! 231 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,960 You made it to your mother's wedding after all. 232 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:07,600 Too bad you're a little late. I see you took a shortcut, eh? 233 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:12,400 Jesus! Could you be happy to see me for once, Mom? 234 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:17,160 Oliwka and I have waited our fair share for you to come back from your travels. 235 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,680 Oliwka and Kuba visit me all the time, 236 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,320 and I've invited you to Gdańsk many times. 237 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,080 I forgot what it's like to have you two around each other. 238 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,800 Why'd you call off the wedding? 239 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,360 'Cause your late daddy came to me in a dream 240 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,840 and told me I was to remain a widow. 241 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,520 -Grandma! -What? 242 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,600 I must respect my husband's wishes. 243 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,520 Get inside. You'll catch a cold. Now! 244 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:54,600 What about you? 245 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,600 Who's gonna milk the goats and prepare the cheeses, huh? 246 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:01,960 Mom, when's the last time we saw each other? 247 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,480 We'll have time to talk. 248 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,560 About Jan, too? 249 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:12,680 What did I say? 250 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,960 You kids get inside, or you'll catch a cold. Move it! 251 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:31,960 Jan's heart has got to be in pieces if he's taking it all out on his art. 252 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,040 I'm building a life raft. 253 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,320 Are you planning a solo cruise down the Narew? 254 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,200 It's for Halina. 255 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,800 You wanna float her out of Bodźki? 256 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,720 Better. 257 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,120 Good. 258 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,400 Here, let me help. 259 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,080 I see you haven't forgotten how it's done. Oh! 260 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,040 Will you tell us the truth? 261 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,640 Will you? 262 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:17,320 You weren't supposed to be at the wedding. 263 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,560 On the phone, you said you had someone, but you came alone. 264 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,760 Mom, enough. I don't want an interrogation. 265 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,800 You wanted us to talk. But if you don't want to, then don't. 266 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,560 Grandma! Mom. 267 00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:33,200 Can't we talk like normal people? Like others, y'know, normal-like? 268 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,480 There. See, Louise, what great girls I've got? 269 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,120 Oh, Jesus. The Blessed Virgin's mad at me. 270 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,320 Am I so sinful, she's punishing me with a hangover and visions? 271 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,160 Everyone! Help! Martia… 272 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,840 Help! Martians! 273 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,880 Martians! 274 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,120 POLICE 275 00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,480 Where are you off to in such a hurry? 276 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,960 Matylda! 277 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,840 Let's go. There's a UFO there! 278 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,760 Are y'all crazy? 279 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,000 Hey! 280 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,080 There. 281 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,760 Look over here. 282 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:50,440 Wojtek Kurek reporting from Podlasie for the "What a Shock" channel. 283 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:54,320 What happened here was a shock. There's no way to describe it. 284 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,680 The parish priest is here. How did you come across these miracles, Reverend? 285 00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,440 -I was going blueberry picking-- -Speak into here. 286 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,400 We must all donate to the church now, so that the evil-- 287 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,600 Not so close. 288 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,640 What evil? Did the Martians ever do anything bad to anyone? 289 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,400 -You gotta be open to new things. -I'll say something. 290 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,960 I saw on TV that they introduced civilization. 291 00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,960 -They even built the pyramids in Egypt. -Why would we need pyramids? 292 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,400 What if they built us a tasteful sphinx? 293 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,080 Yeah, what a shock. 294 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,720 And how did it happen? Come here. 295 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,280 How exactly did these aliens take an interest in your field? 296 00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:32,280 It's my… I'll set the record straight. 297 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:35,560 It's my field where the aliens made these circles. 298 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,960 Your field? 299 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,040 I want everyone to know, 300 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:43,040 right here is where my family's land starts. 301 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,840 Why are you spreading such lies? 302 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,640 Why would a higher intelligence pick a field belonging to either of them? 303 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,320 I have no idea. 304 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,960 This is a scandal. And if there's a scandal-- 305 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,440 Hey! Why are y'all standing here? What punk trampled the crops? 306 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:00,240 -The Bodźki authorities. -What's going on? Film me. Stop! 307 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,000 This might be a crime scene. Don't film. 308 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:03,960 Stop. 309 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,200 Good morning. 310 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,120 Hello. 311 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,280 Hello. 312 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,040 Good morning. 313 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,240 What's all this noise in the middle of the night? 314 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,160 The night is long gone. 315 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,640 Look at this, the three of you together at last. 316 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:22,520 It's those sleeping herbs of yours. They were too strong. 317 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,280 Ms. Halina, I said one teaspoon. No more. 318 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,520 One teaspoon, and you just kept heaping it on. 319 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,640 -And now the whole morning's wasted. -Come on. You've got to see something. 320 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:38,520 I've missed Bodźki a lot, but I think I'll skip today's attractions. 321 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,640 Even aliens? 322 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,200 What? 323 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:48,080 Don't step on it. Don't erase the tracks. 324 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,080 -We should fence it all off. -Why fence it off? 325 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,600 This is the site of the incident. You're filming? 326 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,840 -On my phone. -Why, you! 327 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,280 It's a souvenir of the aliens. For posterity. 328 00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:02,440 -You should work on your posterity first. -I'm just unlucky in love. 329 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:06,800 Who's that? 330 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,560 Good morning. 331 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,520 Ewa Madej! 332 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,360 -Oliwka's got a sister? -Don't you remember Oliwka's mom? 333 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,560 He doesn't. 334 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,120 Hello. 335 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,680 -Hi. -Hello. 336 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,840 -You girls haven't changed at all. -This is Janek the Shrimp. 337 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,640 He became our parish priest. 338 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:01,160 We've been waiting for an invitation to one of your exhibitions. 339 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,800 -My painting didn't work out. -'Cause city folk just don't get art! 340 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,680 Wojtek Kurek. At your service. 341 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,640 I remember you being this small. 342 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,240 Halina's coming. 343 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,280 Halina. 344 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,280 Ewa, do you know why Halina didn't go ahead with the wedding? 345 00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,320 No idea. 346 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,720 So it took aliens landing in Bodźki 347 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:40,920 for you to finally visit us, flower! 348 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:45,560 I don't know who made these scribbles and destroyed the crops. 349 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,080 Definitely not the aliens. 350 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,680 How would you know, Halina? Did you see what happened? 351 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,160 I wasn't here, and I saw nothin'. But I have a brain, so there! 352 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,040 Halina. 353 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,000 Shall I drive you back? 354 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,720 Ewa? I don't believe it. 355 00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,440 -Hi. -No… 356 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,640 After all these years? 357 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,240 Hi. Hey. 358 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,760 Well, now I know all of this is your fault. 359 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,640 Do you think I'm the one who sent the Martians to Bodźki? 360 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,840 Didn't you? 361 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:39,600 If you weren't late to your mom's wedding, you likely would've kept Halina in check, 362 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,880 and we'd still be dancing at the after-party. 363 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:47,160 You know that I'm the last person who could keep Halina in check. 364 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,240 You still draw? 365 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:55,880 It's just… 366 00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,840 scribbles. 367 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,800 Who would've thought, Ewa, that our kids would bring us all together? 368 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,280 Yeah, they turned out great. 369 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,640 And how's your granddaughter? 370 00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:20,120 Can you imagine? Tolcia and her mom are treating sick animals in Nairobi. 371 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,040 Look. 372 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,080 Yeah. 373 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,440 Is anyone hungry? 374 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,040 -Me! -Me! 375 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,800 Come on. Everyone's invited. Adam! 376 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,920 Come on over to my place. 377 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,640 -Finally. -Come on! 378 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,320 Sorrel soup. 379 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,240 -Great. -With egg. 380 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:56,040 As you know, I'm a rational man. I don't believe in miracles. 381 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,920 And the Immaculate Conception? 382 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,960 Jan, don't mix the Blessed Virgin with Martian mud. 383 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,200 Don't you feel bad about it? 384 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,560 Your crops were destroyed. God's gifts were wasted. 385 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,440 Who can blame those poor aliens for taking a liking to our field? 386 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:16,440 Yup. 387 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,360 We're not gonna be dragging the Martians to court. 388 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,400 Yup. 389 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:37,080 -Maybe I'll give you a hand. -Mom, you in the kitchen? You're kidding. 390 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,280 -She's stressed about her debut. -Yeah. 391 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,160 She needs wind in her sails on this new path. 392 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,120 -She's got a great father-in-law. -You bet! 393 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,520 Are y'all blind? 394 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:03,840 Can't you see that someone's turning our village into a laughingstock 395 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,560 and scaring off my cheese customers? 396 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,040 You're speaking from a closed-minded perspective. 397 00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,800 Halina, did you even consider 398 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,480 that these Martians are bringing you customers? 399 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:18,640 Those who have God in their heart and a lick of sense won't believe 400 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,560 that Martians have raided our village. 401 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,520 People… 402 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,360 People of deep faith… 403 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:33,760 People of deep faith believe in more alien stuff than that. 404 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:39,000 Reverend, how can you say such nonsense and mess with people's heads? 405 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,600 Who's in favor of the Martian Initiative, 406 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,360 that aliens landed in Bodźki? 407 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,000 And who's in favor of tracking down the fraudsters? 408 00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,760 I'm Switzerland. 409 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,360 And you? 410 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,960 Mom and I are with Jan, Grandma. 411 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,600 My own family? 412 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,240 No. 413 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,640 What? 414 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,560 Isn't it enough that you're turning the whole village against me? 415 00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,320 Halina, you can't even fathom 416 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,400 that someone might have a different opinion than you, eh? 417 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,520 You're out for revenge. Because I didn't marry you. 418 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,080 That's just low! 419 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:58,160 What's low is that you lack moral courage. 420 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,280 You never told me that you have no feelings for me. 421 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,560 What would you say 422 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:17,040 about creating a mural here, in the Bodźki style? 423 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:21,200 -I knew you'd come up with something. -Great idea. 424 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:27,120 Listen, what if this restaurant isn't such a great idea? 425 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,480 What if I bit off more than I can chew? 426 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,080 Why would people want to eat at my place? 427 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,800 The answer is simple. 428 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,600 'Cause you don't cook. 429 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,120 You work magic. 430 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,880 Yeah. 431 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,920 What have I always told you? 432 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:46,400 That you've got to have dreams and follow them. 433 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:51,360 And let's stick with that, because realism is overrated. 434 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,240 That angel is really something. 435 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,880 It's a shame that our local Nikifor is going to waste. 436 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,040 What is it, Wojtuś? 437 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,240 Oh, Kubuś, I'm telling you, 438 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:37,320 I have a feeling you'll be calling me "Dad" soon. 439 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,880 -Are you sick? -Ewa. She's perfect. 440 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:46,800 Just right for me. And an artist. God, look at the way she walks. 441 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,000 I'll get you some water. Cold water. 442 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,200 You Podlasian nutjob. 443 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:02,160 "Ewa Kurek." Very nice. 444 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,720 Something landed over there. Let's go. 445 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,360 -Slow down. -Stick to the plan. 446 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:00,720 -Good. -Yeah. 447 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,760 -Move when he does. -Don't kick it! 448 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,440 -Oh, no! -You're kicking it. 449 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,760 -Pull! -That's good. 450 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,080 Very good. 451 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,160 Good… 452 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,800 -Who is it? -Martians! 453 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,240 Real ones! 454 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,280 I got you punks! 455 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:22,960 Matylda? 456 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,960 Is it proper for a police chief to scare her own citizens? 457 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,720 Is it proper to jerk around your own police chief? 458 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:34,320 Girls, y'all are doing this behind Halina's back? 459 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:38,160 -We only just joined this operation. -Yup. 460 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:41,360 Wojtek, why didn't you tell me? I would've told you. 461 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,480 'Cause you're henpecked, Kuba! 462 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,440 And we deliberately kept a lid on it, 463 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:49,000 so you wouldn't have to intervene and forbid us from acting! 464 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,920 -We're doing this for Halina. -For Halina. 465 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,680 We wanted to draw tourists to Bodźki so they'd buy Halina's cheese. 466 00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:56,760 So they'd buy it! 467 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,480 To help a bit with Halina's installment. 468 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,440 -Installment! -Installment! 469 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:04,280 Hold on. What installment? 470 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,160 -Step on it there. -It's crooked. 471 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,160 Here. 472 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,760 Step on it here. 473 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,720 What a mess. 474 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,960 We need to confer. 475 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,240 Kuba and I can cover the six thousand for the installment. 476 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:39,280 Yes, please. 477 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,760 But we can't pay off the whole loan in one go. 478 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,040 -But we won't let Halina-- -Ah, kids. 479 00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:52,120 Don't you know Halina at all? She won't take a single zloty from you. 480 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,120 Why didn't you come to me right away? 481 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,720 You got caught up in a financial pyramid scheme. 482 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,440 Halina told me not to. 483 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,680 I get that you fell for all that fancy crap. But Halina? 484 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,840 'Cause it looked solid. 485 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:11,800 Initially, they paid 10% on your investment. 486 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:12,800 Dad! 487 00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,960 Yes, I invested and lost money, too. But I didn't get into debt. 488 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,120 And where did you get the idea for the aliens? 489 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,400 That was me. 490 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,720 I saw this program 491 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,920 on TV. 492 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:31,520 -About English farmers. -They made a fortune on the crop circles. 493 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:35,080 They were raking in cash. Why should we be any worse? 494 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:38,960 And when Wojtuś mentioned aliens, well… 495 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,360 Not to brag, but I came up with the idea. 496 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,640 Jan is our brains. 497 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,600 He's level-headed. 498 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,520 Then the guys pulled me and my brother-in-law 499 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,400 onto this Martian life raft, 500 00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,200 and here we are. 501 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,200 We're always ready for a party. 502 00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,240 -A rescue party. -To the rescue. 503 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:44,280 …sings all of creation Praise to Thee in adoration 504 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,680 Praise be! 505 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,560 -Forever and ever! -Excuse me! 506 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,840 Are the crop circles here? 507 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,280 What, are you gonna pray to the circles or something? 508 00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,520 We're going to see the Holy Virgin, and we just wanted to stop by the circles. 509 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,160 -Back there somewhere! I don't know. -And the cheeses? 510 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,200 -Are they for sale? -Yes. 511 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,360 -Why? You wanna buy some? -Well… 512 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,400 They're fresh. Made them myself. Come on over. Come on! 513 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,600 COSMIC POWER-IN-LAW 514 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,080 Here! Here you go. 515 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,720 Halina! 516 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,360 Good morning. 517 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,840 Good morning. 518 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,480 -Good morning. -Good morning. 519 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,960 -Have you seen the aliens? -Aliens? 520 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,880 We've seen it on the internet. 521 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,200 -You have? -Yeah. 522 00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:52,600 I saw the saucer with my own eyes. They tried to capture me, but I run fast. 523 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,920 Wojtek Kurek runs fast! Did I survive? 524 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,480 You'll find out if you subscribe to my channel, "What a Shock." 525 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,760 Would you like to buy some cheese? I still have some left to sell. 526 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,880 They're fresh. Made them myself. 527 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,880 And if you're hungry, 528 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,480 there's a very good restaurant in the village center. 529 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,880 Best in the region. 530 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:22,320 It's called "Oliwka's." I recommend it. 531 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,840 -All right. -Thank you. 532 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,400 -Goodbye. -I recommend it! 533 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,840 Goodbye. 534 00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:06,720 Julian. 535 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,360 Halinka. 536 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,080 What are you doing here? 537 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:14,280 I knew my heart would finally lead me to you. 538 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,200 -Yes. -Halinka. 539 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,760 Come on. 540 00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:19,560 -But what… -Come on. 541 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,720 Oh, Halina… 542 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,480 My grandson showed me the footage of your visitors. 543 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:41,600 I recognized you right away. I took it as a sign. 544 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,240 What happens in Ciechocinek, stays in Ciechocinek. 545 00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,640 I couldn't forget you, Halinka. 546 00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:51,440 And I was worried because of that Martian thing. 547 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:56,520 I've read that aliens abducted hundreds of people in America, 548 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,120 for research or spare parts. 549 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,800 You believe in such nonsense, Julian? 550 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,520 "Believe"? 551 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:08,400 NASA confirmed that astronauts have seen flying saucers. 552 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,280 I'd take it seriously, y'know, 553 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,360 for your own safety, Halina. 554 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,800 You should come with me to Kielce. 555 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,520 And when things calm down here, 556 00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,920 we can decide together where we want to live. 557 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,120 Julian, you've lost your mind. 558 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,000 Go home, Julian. 559 00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,000 Go. 560 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,480 That's women for you. 561 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,320 MARTIAN CIRCLES 562 00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,520 -We'll take these two figurines. Here. -Adults have to pay. 563 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,240 But kids go free of charge. 564 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:10,400 -So with the figurines, that'll be 150. -And you really saw those spacemen? 565 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:14,320 How could I not? I saw them, I did, yeah. 566 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,240 -Can we take a photo with you? -Yes. 567 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,400 -Come on. Excuse me. We're taking a photo. -Smile. 568 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,680 Here we go. One, two, three. Smile! 569 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,400 The circles are located 50 meters in that direction. 570 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,760 Look at that. 571 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,280 -Delicious pie! Here you go. -You're giving it for free? 572 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,200 -People came from far away. -We can't be inhospitable. 573 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,120 For now, we have to suppress our Podlasian hospitality. 574 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,880 Taking money from visitors is hard for me, too, 575 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,720 but they believe in aliens. 576 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,440 No one is forcing them to pay. Almost. 577 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,920 And we're not collecting money for ourselves. 578 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,600 -So two zlotys? -Five. 579 00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:53,120 -Homemade pie baked with local eggs. -Delicious! 580 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,280 -Five zlotys a piece! -Five zlotys! 581 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,720 Who knows how these crop circles and Martian marvels work, 582 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,240 or how they corrupt the Christian soul? 583 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,880 For a small donation, 584 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,080 I will say a prayer of protection for every lamb. 585 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,160 Maybe the Reverend could chip in to Halina's collection, huh? 586 00:44:09,240 --> 00:44:11,160 I'll give you a cut. 587 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:14,600 Do not be afraid. A small donation, if you please. 588 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,760 I never envied Halina anything, 589 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,840 but I wish someone would love me the way Jan loves her. 590 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,760 You said recently that you were in love. 591 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:27,640 I was stupid, as always. 592 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,160 It was a rotten apple. 593 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:38,160 We need to find a way to reconcile Halina and Jan. 594 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:40,000 It'd be a shame to waste this love. 595 00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,480 -Good morning. -Good morning. 596 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:47,600 -We've heard there's good food here. -The best there is. The best! 597 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,040 Welcome. 598 00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:51,440 All right… 599 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,080 How about this table? Someone will be right over. 600 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,720 -Thank you. -Thanks. 601 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,280 OLIWKA'S 602 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,960 Send it to me. 603 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,480 Turns out romantic comedies are actually pretty smart movies. 604 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,520 Sent. 605 00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:18,640 In the movies, when women flee the altar, there's always another guy. 606 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:19,720 Always. 607 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,920 A photo isn't enough to call Halina unfaithful. 608 00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:29,880 She might have lost her way financially, but she'd never cheat. 609 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,320 -And not a word to anyone. -Yes. No. 610 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:35,680 Yes. 611 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,280 -Praise be. -Forever and ever. 612 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,760 I have a delicate matter to discuss. 613 00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,840 I'd like to know 614 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:04,920 if Halina had any grave sins to confess during her pre-wedding confession. 615 00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,200 I'm bound by the seal of confession. 616 00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,640 You don't have to say anything. 617 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,920 Just nod your head when I list the sins. 618 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,720 I'm only interested in one. 619 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:23,400 You might remember how I carved the nativity figurines free of charge, eh? 620 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,240 You didn't carve just those figurines. 621 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,080 Now, because of you, we have to pray to Halina. 622 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,280 Oh, come on. I was blinded by love. 623 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,840 For the church reconstruction. 624 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,520 You really want to know? 625 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,720 Then don't keel over from shock. 626 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,640 Halina didn't go to confession at all before the wedding. 627 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,200 And you let her take the sacrament? 628 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,560 Halina's too strong for me. I was afraid to say no. 629 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,200 How much sinning did you do, Halina, 630 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,880 that you didn't even reveal your transgressions to the priest? 631 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,680 Jan! 632 00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:20,120 Come to a conciliatory dinner with Halina. 633 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:25,160 Halina? That's convenient, because I've got things to say to her. 634 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,720 What's going on here? You're up to something. 635 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,000 I am. 636 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,320 I cooked something especially for you. 637 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,280 All this for me? 638 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,840 And your future significant other. 639 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,720 It'll be nice. 640 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,040 Halina! We need to have a talk. 641 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,360 Halina! 642 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,120 Nothing to talk about. You were right. Those aliens are very good for my cheese. 643 00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:11,320 -Do you know how much I sold today? -How could you cheat on me, Halina? 644 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,800 What is this nonsense? 645 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,960 -Have you got a screw loose? -Look. 646 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:19,600 Here's undisputable proof of your infidelity. 647 00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,080 Halina. No! 648 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:25,200 -Mother of God! -Halina! 649 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,440 Halina! 650 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,360 Are you all right? Halina, is everything okay? 651 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,720 Mom! 652 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,520 -Halina! -Mo… 653 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:42,560 How could you make me a cuckold, Halina? 654 00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:48,800 Since you've already condemned me, fine. I did cheat on you. 655 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,720 You want it, you got it. There! 656 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,600 There. 657 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,240 I won't let you out until you tell me the truth. 658 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,160 No one's questioning me in my own house. 659 00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,600 Oh, yeah? Wanna bet? 660 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,840 Ewcia! 661 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:32,280 -Mom, I get being in debt, but infidelity? -How do you know I'm in debt? 662 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,560 So you don't deny cheating on Jan? 663 00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,000 I'm not sharing my personal life with anyone. 664 00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:52,120 No! It was Granddaddy's. Careful! 665 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,000 -Come on. -Talk! 666 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,000 It's all because of Jan. 667 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,960 I heard him talking to the brothers-in-law 668 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,600 about how he wasn't sure if marrying me was a mistake. 669 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:05,640 That's why I wanted to get back at him. 670 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:07,760 Be more specific. 671 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,520 Well, I went to that singing competition in Ciechocinek, 672 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:13,480 alone, 673 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,640 'cause the girls got the flu. 674 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,480 -There. -So you met the other guy in Ciechocinek? 675 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,880 Yeah, Julian. He was in the Kielce Larks. 676 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,240 A soloist. 677 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,840 Yeah. We sang together a bit. 678 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,720 And? 679 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,960 And we danced a few times at a tea dance. 680 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:37,240 And? 681 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:43,040 And we might've had a glass of eggnog. 682 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,240 Just one? 683 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,800 Maybe two. 684 00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,520 Now clean up the mess you've made! Go! 685 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,360 -Needs more seasoning. Let me see. -No, it's very good. 686 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,960 -Yours does, too. -And yours? 687 00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,200 -It's not good. -All of it is delicious. 688 00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:09,560 What are you saying? It's completely bland. 689 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,800 You're too hard on yourself. It's delicious. 690 00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,120 You're being uncritical. 691 00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,360 I'm not uncritical. I'm actually very critical. 692 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,840 Do you know who came up with this whole alien thing? 693 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,680 Jan did. 694 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:51,920 For you. 695 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,400 A percentage of the profits. 696 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,200 Everyone chipped in. 697 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,640 Jan said they'll have the full installment by the end of the month. 698 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,600 Holy Mother of God. 699 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,720 So all of you wanted to help me. 700 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,280 Thank you. 701 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,240 Mom, talk to Jan. 702 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,440 No! 703 00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,560 I can't accept this. 704 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,920 You've always gotta be so stubborn. 705 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,840 I can't allow others to pay for my stupidity. 706 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:34,960 But I'm just asking you to talk with him, okay? 707 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:40,000 You and I were never able to get along. And now you want to lose Jan, too? 708 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,760 You ran away from me. As far as you could. 709 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,280 Did you ever wonder why? 710 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:08,960 -Hello? -Ewa! 711 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:12,280 The angel you sent me is gorgeous. Perfect for my gallery. 712 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,400 I knew you'd like it. 713 00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,600 Is there a market for it in New York? 714 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,400 It's a celebration of sensuality and playfulness. 715 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:21,520 Who's the sculptor? 716 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,080 -One you can discover yourself. -I have clients in the gallery. 717 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,000 They'd like to see more. Send me something. 718 00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:28,920 Now? 719 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,480 You know how it is in this business. Strike while the iron is hot. 720 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,960 They're wealthy people. Something may come of it. 721 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,920 Move the light to the other side, please. 722 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,800 That's what I call an eye for art. 723 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,600 In this setting, Jan's peasants acquire an artistic dimension. 724 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,600 Yeah. But are they worth anything? 725 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,440 I believe in Jan's art. 726 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,520 It's honest and comes from the heart. 727 00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,880 We got it! 728 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:59,080 You're a sweetheart, angel. 729 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,240 So what now? 730 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,800 Now we have to keep our fingers crossed that someone buys them. 731 00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:05,640 All right, I'm off. 732 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,120 Bye, darlings! 733 00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,240 Bye. Thank you. 734 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,000 I'll be off, too. 735 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:15,440 Where? 736 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:18,760 It's not proper to let a woman walk alone at night. 737 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:21,640 She might get abducted by Martians or something else. 738 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,560 My guitar. 739 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,680 I look so pretty. 740 00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:42,600 Prettier than in real life. You can see it was painted from the heart. 741 00:54:43,240 --> 00:54:45,080 I forgot the guitar. 742 00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,840 Will you pose for me? 743 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,680 Like this? 744 00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,960 Will you sing? 745 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:01,640 Oh. 746 00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:04,240 I get nervous when I'm in love. 747 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,640 Is it requited? 748 00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,520 I don't know. I don't have the courage to confess my feelings. 749 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,160 Why don't you sing them? 750 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,240 I'm sure it'll work. 751 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:29,240 I see you eat those dumplings As if you want to kiss me 752 00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,520 Why are you distracting the artist at work? 753 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,840 Make yourself useful. There's a ton of dishes to wash, Wojtuś. 754 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,720 -No… -Yes! 755 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:48,240 How's Halina doing? 756 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,000 I get the impression that she'd prefer if I left. 757 00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:56,600 Oh, come on. In her own way, I'm sure she's happy you're here. 758 00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,440 You've always been a great friend. 759 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,560 I'll tell you something. Maybe I wanted to be more than that. 760 00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,320 But you didn't give me a chance. 761 00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,880 That's what my mother needs. 762 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,160 You're not gonna play matchmaker, are you? 763 00:56:26,720 --> 00:56:28,080 Maybe I won't have to. 764 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,360 This is bland, Oliwka. Stick to cooking. 765 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,440 Never mind love. Love will find a way. 766 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,360 Wojtek! 767 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,160 Bland? What are you saying? 768 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:54,040 It's under seasoned. 769 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:58,360 Giorgio Rivali, a chef from Milan, had the same thing. 770 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:02,440 He was so focused on the Michelin star that he lost his sense of taste. 771 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:06,560 Honey, that won't happen to you. Everything is delicious. Right, Wojtek? 772 00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,120 Yes, the most delicious. 773 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:12,240 Oliwka, I'm the problem. 774 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:17,360 I taste it now. I like it. Watch. 775 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:21,560 It's my taste buds… I'll get the plates. 776 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,520 -Kuba. -Hey. 777 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,440 -I can't taste what I'm cooking. -Hey, everything is delicious. 778 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,520 Really. 779 00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,080 -Thank you. -Thank you very much. 780 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:46,880 I blew a tire. 781 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,720 -Halina gave you her cheese? -Ewa. 782 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,400 You should've seen her prepare them. 783 00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:57,440 -How? -So… 784 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,480 -Thank you. -Goodbye. 785 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,120 Everyone's selling something but me. 786 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:06,120 Yeah. 787 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,480 Maybe you could write a hit song. 788 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:14,480 Why didn't I think of that? 789 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,720 We've collected a hefty sum for Halina. 790 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,280 And there will be more. 791 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,160 I admire you, Jan. 792 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:27,320 You did this whole collection for Halina, and she turned out to be unfaithful. 793 00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,400 If I were you, I would've lost all feelings for her. 794 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:34,520 My heart is faithful, 795 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,280 though broken. 796 00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:39,320 Oh! 797 00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:45,600 My heart is faithful Although broken 798 00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:46,960 No. 799 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,120 No. 800 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,680 Next time, I'm gonna ask for ID. 801 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,400 Here, take a sausage. 802 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,200 Excuse me. I'm looking for a friend. 803 00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,040 Come closer. There's no need to shout at each other from afar. 804 00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,600 I'm a little wary of those circles. 805 00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:08,320 Maybe there's some radiation. I don't know. 806 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:12,960 -That's what "Cosmic Power" is for. -Yeah. It's a good disinfectant. 807 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,000 -Come closer. -Really? 808 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,240 -Yeah. -Really. 809 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,000 Well… 810 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,160 -Come closer. -Check it out. Take a look. 811 00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,760 Good stuff. 812 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:29,160 Gentlemen, excuse me. Do you know where Halinka lives? She's-- 813 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:31,000 -Her? -We do know. 814 00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:32,680 -Halina, right? -She's like-- 815 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:37,840 For our Halinka's friend, a bottle must be offered for free. 816 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,600 No, there's no need, really. 817 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:44,080 One might not work on aliens, 818 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,400 but two will definitely do the trick. 819 00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:47,720 That's really-- 820 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:51,240 -It should be half price. -Free nectar can get stuck in your throat. 821 00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,240 Quiet. 822 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,960 You wanted to see our Halinka, yes? 823 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,160 I'll take you. 824 00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:02,640 It's faster through here. Please. 825 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,080 We gotta run Jan a tab. 826 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:09,080 -Two bottles free of charge. -Put it on his tab. 827 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,800 Did you ask what she's up to? 828 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,320 She wouldn't tell me the truth anyway. 829 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,760 You two should go to therapy. 830 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:25,760 You think Halina would admit her mistakes to anyone? 831 01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:29,320 Nah, we have to find out what she's up to. 832 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:33,040 No way. I'm not spying on my own grandma. 833 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,000 Yes. You can hear me, yes? 834 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,120 I'll continue. 835 01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:51,560 Here's what you write in the ad - "1,500 meters, meadow by the forest." Yes. 836 01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,720 Put it in the paper and on the internet 837 01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,960 'cause I want to sell this land as soon as possible. 838 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,040 Yes. 839 01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,160 A bit further down the road and then left. 840 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:27,360 Yes? 841 01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:30,040 Here. 842 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:37,800 Not here. Careful. Not far. Not far now. 843 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,800 This way, please. 844 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,480 No, I'll go after you, if you don't mind. 845 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,120 I must let the guest go first. 846 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,880 -Yes? -Please, this way. 847 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,000 If you insist. 848 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:57,680 Yes. 849 01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,080 This way. 850 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:04,440 Are you sure that this is definitely 851 01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,720 the right way to Halinka's? 852 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:11,120 Mrs. Halina to you. 853 01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:14,480 What is this about anyway? 854 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,720 -About my dearest treasure. -What treasure? 855 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:21,000 You bamboozled my Halina and made a cuckold out of me. 856 01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:24,480 The whole village is laughing at me 'cause she left me at the altar! 857 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,360 I'm a victim, too! 858 01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,120 She didn't say a word about being engaged. 859 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:34,480 Would you be so kind as to hold this? 860 01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,520 She made me fall in love with her, 861 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,880 and then she dumped me like a piece of trash. 862 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:41,960 Here! 863 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,600 Where the spa house is 864 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:50,120 Maxi Kaz goes a-huntin' 865 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:58,000 I came all the way from Świętokrzyskie to talk to her, and she turned me down. 866 01:02:58,080 --> 01:03:00,240 …chance today… 867 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:04,000 -She turned you down? -Precisely! She told me to leave. 868 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:08,960 So I left, but near Kielce, I realized I shouldn't give her up without a fight. 869 01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,080 So I came back to fight for her. 870 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:13,760 But she's mine! 871 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:14,840 I know that now! 872 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,480 I don't want to die in a foreign land! 873 01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:24,640 I don't know how it is in Świętokrzyskie. I haven't travelled much. 874 01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,240 But here, in Podlasie, 875 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,320 boys don't cry. 876 01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,320 I'll pull you out with a horse. 877 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:40,080 Needs salt. 878 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,640 Your mom made the cheese base. 879 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,800 According to Grandma, your mom always did everything wrong. 880 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:49,240 I was joking. The base is very tasty. 881 01:03:49,320 --> 01:03:52,120 -Not true. I always supported you. -Yeah? 882 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:57,320 And what did you say when I wanted to go to art school? 883 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:59,120 That I'll end up jobless. 884 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:03,120 'Cause I dreamed that you'd be a farmer, 885 01:04:03,200 --> 01:04:04,560 with a degree, 886 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:08,600 and we'd start a huge company, manufacturing professional cheese, eh? 887 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,200 But that wasn't my dream, Mom. 888 01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:13,600 Everyone has their own. 889 01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:15,400 Halina! 890 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,000 Halina! 891 01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:23,160 Where? Here! Oh, here she is. I think. In the cheese deary… 892 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:24,240 The cheese dairy. 893 01:04:24,320 --> 01:04:25,560 There. 894 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,000 "Halina"? 895 01:04:29,080 --> 01:04:31,240 You should be ashamed 896 01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,760 to show up in front of the children in such a state. 897 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:37,680 You should be the one who's ashamed, Halina! 898 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:43,280 You chewed us both up like a praying mantis. 899 01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:46,800 Julian, 900 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,600 I didn't expect this from you. 901 01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,640 -Get out of here. -Stop, Halina! 902 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:56,840 I'm talking now. 903 01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:01,640 You're a Bodźki "femme fatal." 904 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,640 Fatale. 905 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:04,640 That too. 906 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:07,080 -Femme fatale. -Yes. 907 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,760 That's all we have to say. 908 01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,880 Never trust a woman 909 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:16,040 That's my good advice 910 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,440 Nothing worse in this world 911 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:22,000 Could ever happen to us 912 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:24,080 -Femme fatale. -Watch your mouth! 913 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,560 Never trust a woman Don't give… 914 01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,120 -Mom? -What now, you two? 915 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:52,360 Neither one of you said anything in defense of your mother and grandmother. 916 01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:55,200 We have more important things to discuss. 917 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:59,880 Grandma, this land is your family legacy. 918 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,800 -How do you know about that? -You can't sell it. 919 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,360 I won't ask anyone to pay my debts. 920 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:20,840 I tried to plug these financial holes with cheese, but… Wojtek doesn't know… 921 01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:23,960 What doesn't he know? 922 01:06:26,280 --> 01:06:28,400 That I took out another payday loan. 923 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,160 So how deep in debt are you, Mom? 924 01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,840 -Seventy. -Thousand? 925 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,000 -Maybe we'll think of something. -Right. 926 01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:55,040 There's still a lot of time until the end of the month. 927 01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:56,200 -Yes, Grandma. -Right. 928 01:06:56,280 --> 01:06:59,760 That's a good, long while. Plenty of time. 929 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:01,200 -Loads of time. -Lots. 930 01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,720 -Halina's pretty heavy. -Yeah. 931 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,040 So, shall we turn Halina into an alien? 932 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,680 No, I can't do it! 933 01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,680 Then why did we drag her here? 934 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,400 The mind is willing, but the heart won't allow. 935 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:25,280 Love! 936 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:30,120 -I, too, have been struck by love. -Well, that's something to celebrate. 937 01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:32,040 Even if it's forbidden love? 938 01:07:32,120 --> 01:07:37,000 If your heart's intentions are pure, all love is good. 939 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:39,040 Wait, what if she's not single? 940 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,480 She is. 941 01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:41,840 She's perfect. 942 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:46,760 Since I first saw you 943 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,920 I can't eat, I can't sleep 944 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,400 The melody's a bit weird. 945 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,600 It's a heartfelt interpretation. 946 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:58,120 Hold on. I've heard that somewhere before. 947 01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,480 In church? 948 01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,840 'Cause of your eyes, your green eyes 949 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:05,760 I know! At the pilgrimage! 950 01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:10,720 The stars must have given them 951 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:14,200 Their shine 952 01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:17,680 The heart is starved for love… 953 01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,920 -What is it? -We've got a crisis situation. 954 01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,760 We need Jan. 955 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,200 Halina's selling off the family land. 956 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,240 We can't let that happen. 957 01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,800 FOR SALE 958 01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:01,360 Looks kinda pitiful. 959 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,560 Louise, we could use some color, eh? 960 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,040 Looking for something, Mom? 961 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,200 Just paint. 962 01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:39,120 My God, child, are all your earthly possessions in this bag? 963 01:09:45,520 --> 01:09:47,480 I have nothing to go back to, Mom. 964 01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:51,640 I trusted the wrong guy again. 965 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,560 I told you so many times. 966 01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:56,240 You were right, Mom. 967 01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:59,160 There's no reason for you 968 01:09:59,840 --> 01:10:02,040 to be proud of me. 969 01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:04,800 You're my only daughter. 970 01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:09,480 Mom, I've let you down. I haven't achieved anything in my life. 971 01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:10,920 I'm sorry. 972 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:15,800 Ewa! 973 01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:25,640 Ewa, honey! 974 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:27,800 Ewa! 975 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:31,000 Ewa! 976 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,480 Halinka, it's me. 977 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:36,560 Ah, I can't deal with you now, Julian. Leave me alone. 978 01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:41,080 Halinka, I come in peace. I want to make you a proposal. 979 01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:44,920 -Probably an indecent one. Forget it. -No, a business offer. 980 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,000 I'd just like to buy your family's land. 981 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:51,880 With cash? 982 01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:53,720 Indeed. 983 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:57,720 But I need 984 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,800 seventy… seventy-five thousand. 985 01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,120 I can afford it. 986 01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:08,560 I'll take the hit. I just need to break a deposit. 987 01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:11,840 But I can do that in Białystok. 988 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,880 We could complete the formalities tomorrow. 989 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,520 Well, now that's a proposal, Julian! 990 01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:20,160 Halinka, will you show me your… 991 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,200 land? 992 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:31,000 Julian. 993 01:11:48,720 --> 01:11:49,960 Wojtek. 994 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:53,240 Wojtek. 995 01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:55,960 Where's Jan? 996 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:58,800 I'm looking for Jan. 997 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:02,000 What does he have that I don't? 998 01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:04,960 Julian is buying Halina's meadow. 999 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:08,080 -What? -They went to see the family land. 1000 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,840 We welcomed him with open arms, 1001 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:13,440 and he's worming his way into Halina's good graces. 1002 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:17,400 -That Świętokrzyskie bastard! -We have to tell Jan everything. 1003 01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:18,840 It'll crush him. 1004 01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:21,080 I'll talk to Jan. 1005 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:23,040 Are you sure you're the right person? 1006 01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:26,200 It'll be better if he hears about this mess from me. 1007 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:29,920 I'll be back. 1008 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,040 Deal. 1009 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,400 I'll walk you back. 1010 01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,320 No. 1011 01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:47,880 I'll go alone and cool down a bit. 1012 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:49,800 Fair enough. 1013 01:12:56,200 --> 01:12:57,520 Congratulations! 1014 01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:03,520 You startled me. I thought it was some lost alien. 1015 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:04,880 I saw a stork. 1016 01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,840 Storks spread good news in Bodźki. 1017 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,600 I'm so happy our community is gaining a resident of such high standing. 1018 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:15,600 I'm very pleased to hear that. 1019 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,600 After that mess with Jan, 1020 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:21,760 I was afraid my investment in Halinka's land wouldn't go over well. 1021 01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,000 No! 1022 01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,200 I'm actually impressed you haven't given up on Halina. 1023 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:29,520 You're paving the way to her heart through the land. 1024 01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:30,600 Respect. 1025 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:36,640 In Podlasie, it's tradition for someone who buys our land 1026 01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,160 to drink to the health of the people of Bodźki. 1027 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:43,920 After yesterday, I won't even smell alcohol for a month. 1028 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:48,920 It's an infusion! Herbal. Local. Traditional. From Podlasie. 1029 01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:54,200 You do wish Halina well, right? And on Kupala Night, no less. 1030 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,000 You celebrate pagan rites here? 1031 01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,760 Traditional. 1032 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:03,360 You want to be one of us? You have to honor tradition. 1033 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:13,120 Fourteen more sips. 1034 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:14,640 How many? 1035 01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:16,600 It's a tradition. 1036 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,800 Wait! 1037 01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:32,120 Wait! 1038 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,920 Have you talked to Wojtek? 1039 01:14:38,000 --> 01:14:39,000 About what? 1040 01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,400 Julian is buying Halina's family land. 1041 01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,640 What? 1042 01:14:57,080 --> 01:15:00,680 How much further to where I'm staying? We've been walking for an hour. 1043 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:03,280 Maybe the herbs are slowing down time. Another sip? 1044 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:04,320 No! 1045 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,640 Why aren't you drinking? 1046 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:08,800 It's only for those who buy land from us. 1047 01:15:08,880 --> 01:15:10,760 Besides, it gives me heartburn. 1048 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,240 Fireflies. Our local, Podlasie aliens. 1049 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:22,640 Probably looking for people to experiment on. 1050 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:33,800 Look at those Martians, sending their probes. 1051 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,000 Julian? 1052 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:39,560 Julian! 1053 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,880 Julian! 1054 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:44,520 Dammit. 1055 01:15:45,080 --> 01:15:45,920 No. 1056 01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:49,600 Julian! 1057 01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,360 Julian! 1058 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:02,880 Julian! 1059 01:16:02,960 --> 01:16:03,920 "Jan." 1060 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:08,160 No. I have to say it more enthusiastically, right? 1061 01:16:08,240 --> 01:16:09,640 Hold on. Let's change it. 1062 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:15,720 "Dear Jan, I wanted to thank you so much 1063 01:16:15,800 --> 01:16:18,840 for those aliens you brought down for me." 1064 01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:23,600 "And forgive me for losing my temper sometimes, 'cause…" 1065 01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,760 Oh. 1066 01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:28,040 'Cause what? Right. "I got that from my daddy." 1067 01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:29,760 Hold on. Let's start again. 1068 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:31,080 -"Dear Jan--" -Halina. 1069 01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:35,800 I was just coming to see you, 'cause I wanted to say thank you for-- 1070 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:39,040 You must really hold me in low regard 1071 01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:41,760 if you're steamrolling over my feelings like this. 1072 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:42,680 Me? 1073 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:46,360 You brought your would-be lover from Świętokrzyskie to Bodźki. 1074 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:48,760 But Julian's intentions are pure. 1075 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,840 He's buying my meadow 'cause I'm having financial problems. 1076 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:58,320 Halina! You're so naive. He just wants to-- 1077 01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:07,760 I couldn't shut you up any other way. 1078 01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:11,800 Halina… 1079 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:16,760 Halina! Jan! 1080 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:19,960 He… There… I got… Yeah? 1081 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,680 He got… I did… 1082 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:23,520 I lost Julian in the forest. 1083 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:25,440 Your timing's rotten! 1084 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:28,720 -What? -I lost him in the woods. 1085 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:31,360 I don't want to be kidnapped for spare parts. 1086 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,200 Here kitty, kitty. 1087 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,480 May our children grow in good health. 1088 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:53,240 May Halina and Jan be together forever. 1089 01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:58,480 In health and happiness. And may they pay off their loans. 1090 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:05,320 And may our Bodźki prosper. 1091 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:09,000 And may all prosper on Kupala Night. 1092 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,920 -May all prosper. -May all prosper. 1093 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,960 Oliwka! Wojtek! 1094 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:29,400 Julian, that big guy, with the free booze. Have you seen him? 1095 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:30,720 -No. -No one has. 1096 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:33,080 What would we be doing with him? 1097 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:36,000 I wanted to help Jan scare off his rival from Bodźki, 1098 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:40,760 so I gave him that herbal infusion, the one you gave me for inspiration. 1099 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:43,240 -Didn't you mess up the proportions? -What? 1100 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,880 No! 1101 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:45,960 Wojtuś. 1102 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,480 I wanted it to work. 1103 01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:50,560 We all need to look for Julian. Come on! 1104 01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:51,480 -Okay. -Fine. 1105 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:55,920 Right. Romek and Ela, you check the forest behind the hamlet. 1106 01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,200 Good. Zbyszek and Wiesia, the fields behind the settlement. 1107 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:00,120 Behind. 1108 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,360 Go see. You go by the river. 1109 01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:05,240 -We'll check in the village. -Village. 1110 01:20:05,320 --> 01:20:06,840 -Wojtek. -Here. 1111 01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:11,160 Wojtek, check Julian's place in Bodźki. 1112 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,400 Right. I mean where he's staying. Where's he going? 1113 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:22,640 Julian! 1114 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,840 Halina. 1115 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:30,920 Can you tell me 1116 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,520 why you seduced Julian? 1117 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:35,680 I heard 1118 01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,080 you telling the brothers-in-law 1119 01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:43,720 that marrying me would be a mistake. 1120 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,840 Couldn't you have eavesdropped longer? 1121 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:56,360 I was worried that marrying me would be a mistake for you. 1122 01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:58,880 I mean, 1123 01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:01,840 you're such a wonderful woman, and I'm… 1124 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:05,560 just a humble village sculptor. 1125 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:18,160 Where was I supposed to look? I forgot in all this stress. 1126 01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:21,560 -Where Julian's staying! -Sorry! 1127 01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:29,320 Julian! 1128 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,080 Julian! 1129 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:02,840 Ewa, have you seen Julian? We're all looking for him. 1130 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:04,720 Damn. He's not… 1131 01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:07,360 What's wrong? 1132 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:11,040 Are you sad? Ewcia! 1133 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,600 My life's a mess again. 1134 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:19,800 That made it possible for us to find each other. 1135 01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,520 Stop fooling around. 1136 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:28,680 I'm not. I'm in love with you. 1137 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:33,360 We're a good fit. I, too, am a loser. 1138 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:35,360 And my life's a mess, too. 1139 01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:45,640 Wojtuś, you're a great guy. 1140 01:22:46,480 --> 01:22:49,440 You have a passion. You're quite handsome… 1141 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:50,400 Yeah? 1142 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:56,920 And I'm sure that the girl of your dreams is waiting for you out there somewhere. 1143 01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:00,800 But that's not me. 1144 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,280 No one's waiting for me. 1145 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:11,560 Nothing's going my way, neither in music nor in love. 1146 01:23:14,440 --> 01:23:17,520 Love will find you on its own. 1147 01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:26,440 At least there's that. 1148 01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:36,200 My friend from New York. 1149 01:23:37,560 --> 01:23:38,960 From the gallery? 1150 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,280 Hello? 1151 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:48,320 -Julian! -Julian! 1152 01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:50,840 Julian! 1153 01:23:55,000 --> 01:23:57,200 -Oh, locals! -Go and ask them. 1154 01:23:57,280 --> 01:23:59,000 Excuse me. We got lost. 1155 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:02,440 We're looking for the legendary Martian crop circles. Are they here? 1156 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:06,000 People, I must inform you 1157 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,520 that there are no Martians here, 1158 01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:09,840 and there never were! 1159 01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:12,280 I promised you aliens. 1160 01:24:12,360 --> 01:24:15,280 You should be ashamed, making the little one cry like that. 1161 01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:17,280 This man is telling the truth. 1162 01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:19,840 -No, he's not! -Come on. 1163 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:24,200 I'm sorry, but did those crop circles make themselves? 1164 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:25,640 I made them! 1165 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:30,200 Yeah, right! Man, you can clearly tell they were done with a precise laser. 1166 01:24:30,280 --> 01:24:31,560 This guy's a fraud. 1167 01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:42,800 Aliens were here. 1168 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:44,680 I saw them 1169 01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,160 with my own eyes last night. 1170 01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:51,000 -Why lie to people? -Believe it if you want to. 1171 01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:52,160 Circles are that way. 1172 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,680 -Julian. -Julian. 1173 01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:56,400 -Was that so hard? -Julian. 1174 01:24:56,480 --> 01:24:59,360 It's so good to see you alive and well. 1175 01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:01,640 Even though you tried to steal Halina from me 1176 01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:03,440 and seize her family's land. 1177 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,080 And I was punished for it. 1178 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:11,680 I'm very sorry. I truly am very sorry, but Podlasie is too much for my nerves. 1179 01:25:12,280 --> 01:25:14,560 I want to go back to Kielce! 1180 01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:38,120 Are you up to something again? 1181 01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:39,560 I am. 1182 01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,080 What's this spectacle, huh? 1183 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:55,560 I'll buy your land, Halina. You can't stop me. 1184 01:25:56,080 --> 01:25:58,040 Jan, you don't have any money. 1185 01:25:58,120 --> 01:26:00,240 But I do! 1186 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:04,240 I sold my sculptures in a gallery all the way in New York. 1187 01:26:05,120 --> 01:26:08,600 Yeah. They discovered an artist in me, thanks to Ewunia. 1188 01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:09,680 Yup. 1189 01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:14,720 Now you have to marry Jan to get the family land back. 1190 01:26:16,120 --> 01:26:18,120 What's mine is yours, Halina. 1191 01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:24,720 I don't deserve any of this. 1192 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:29,600 Thank you. 1193 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:38,000 -"Love Will Save the Day!" -You always have something clever to add. 1194 01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,000 It's the title of my new single. 1195 01:26:45,760 --> 01:26:46,960 -Go. -Ewa. 1196 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:48,800 This 1197 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,000 will be your land now. 1198 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:57,520 We'll build a house with the brothers-in-law. 1199 01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,400 A small one, but yours. Yes. 1200 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:02,120 You'll have your place on earth. 1201 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:04,640 Thank you. 1202 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:06,880 Ewa, you're wonderful. 1203 01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:10,680 Love will save the day! 1204 01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:12,040 -Ewa… -What about me? 1205 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:13,560 You'll stay with us. 1206 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,240 Everything will be okay. 1207 01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,560 -You said you were hungry. -Oh, thank you. 1208 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,840 Oh, that's good. 1209 01:27:26,920 --> 01:27:29,520 -It tastes bland. -Sweet blueberries. 1210 01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:31,040 I've lost my sense of taste. 1211 01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:33,680 I couldn't taste a thing while pregnant with Ewcia. 1212 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:35,760 Same with me and Oliwka. Remember, Mom? 1213 01:27:35,840 --> 01:27:36,960 Oliwka? 1214 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:41,520 -You're pregnant! -We're gonna have a baby. 1215 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:43,920 Oh, damn. 1216 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,360 Another Madej is coming. 1217 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:48,600 Another Madej. 1218 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,320 No. Wolak. 1219 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:53,320 -Madej. -Madej. 1220 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,840 -I love you. -And I love you. 1221 01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:59,920 Boys, hurry! 1222 01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:01,160 RECTORY 1223 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:03,240 The young couple's waiting. 1224 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:08,880 The groom's gone, and I don't know where the collection plate is. 1225 01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:10,040 It's ready. 1226 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:13,160 I never forget the collection plate. 1227 01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,200 This is my girlfriend. 1228 01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:21,040 I know. You already told me, Wojtuś. 1229 01:28:21,120 --> 01:28:22,400 Right. 1230 01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:29,640 Jan's not here. 1231 01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:33,080 He probably changed his mind. No wonder. 1232 01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:35,760 No one would dare marry such a ha-- 1233 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,960 Such a headstrong, iron-willed personality. 1234 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:44,160 I'm here! 1235 01:28:46,200 --> 01:28:49,520 I'm here. Your favorite flowers. 1236 01:28:53,160 --> 01:28:56,000 Save the obscenities for your wedding night. 1237 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,320 Let's begin! 1238 01:29:09,880 --> 01:29:13,760 Wait! 1239 01:29:17,840 --> 01:29:21,280 How about if the youngsters… 1240 01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:26,040 get married at the same time as us, huh? 1241 01:29:28,120 --> 01:29:30,600 We're gonna be great-grandparents. 1242 01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,400 And we'll be grandparents. 1243 01:29:33,720 --> 01:29:34,560 Bravo! 1244 01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:37,440 -Oh, my. -Bravo! 1245 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:40,440 -Awesome. -What great news. 1246 01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:46,960 So is someone getting married, or not? 1247 01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,640 -Yes, we are. -And we are! 1248 01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:52,840 -And we are! -And we are! 1249 01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:59,800 Oh, my beloved sweetheart We've waited so long 1250 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:04,360 Despite all the people Who claimed we weren't strong 1251 01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:43,680 Subtitle translation by: Filip Bernard Karbowiak