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(ROARS)
(HEROIC SYNTH-ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN: Where do I start?
Well, I guess what I really want to say is,
everything I am is because of where I come from.
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
Eternia, a world of endless beauty.
All that stuff that only exists
in legends and bedtime stories.
On Eternia, that stuff is real.
Griffins, dragons, talking tigers,
enchanted forests, burning deserts,
islands in the sky. You name it.
I... I swear I'm not high.
(ENGINE WHOOSHES)
And then we've got Castle Grayskull.
My father once told me
that Eternia is the beating heart of the cosmos.
And Grayskull is the heart of that heart.
So, I... I guess the, uh... the heart of the heart
of, uh, the heart is the Power of Grayskull.
They say it can make a man as mighty as a god.
To keep it safe, the Power was bound within a vessel.
An ancient sword they called the Sword of Power.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Yeah, I know,
but that's what they went with.
Legend said that when Eternia was in its greatest need,
a hero would step forth and wield the Sword,
and, you know, use it...
awesomely.
Until that day, it was locked away within the castle
under the watchful eye of the Sorceress,
who was wise, and ancient,
and a little scary, to be honest.
But she's cool. She's... She's cool.
For hundreds of years, Grayskull has remained
under the protection of my ancestors.
See, I come from
a pretty impressive lineage of mighty heroes.
Noble, strong, fearless.
But, Mom, I don't want to fight.
Everyone's bigger than me and stronger.
And I have poor hand-eye coordination.
-Nonsense! Who told you that? -BOY: Cringer.
It's true. He's the smallest and the weakest.
It's a miracle he hasn't broken any bones or died.
So, what should the prince be doing
instead of arms training, hmm?
I don't know, maybe hanging out and playing with Cringer.
You go. I'll find a ball of yarn and I'm good.
You're zero help, you know.
Do I have to go?
-Arms training. Now. -(SIGHS)
Listen up, future finest of Eternos.
There are no statues of losers,
no streets named after cowards,
and there are no parades for doing your best.
This ground, that palace, your entire lives
are built on the backs of men and women
who have won the fight.
And as your king's Man-At-Arms,
you can bet I won a lot of fights.
That's why we're all here.
I saved your mom and dad's asses.
I saved your neighbor's asses.
I saved your neighbor's mom and dad's asses.
That is a lot of asses.
You know what, the point is I fought for you,
and now you are going to fight for me with keen reflexes,
sure aim, and glorious muscle.
And this.
Anybody know what it is?
It's a stick.
(MAN-AT-ARMS GRUNTS)
Thank you for stating the obvious.
Anybody else?
Teela?
Your arms.
That's my girl!
These are your arms. They are an extension of you.
All right, partner up. Arm up.
I want to see big, shiny bruises.
I want to see bloody noses. I want to see chipped teeth.
Okay, let's go. Anchor your weight.
PRINCE: Hey, Dian. Do you want to... (GROANS)
MAN-AT-ARMS: If this was real, you just died twice.
(TRAINEES LAUGH)
-Adam. -MAN-AT-ARMS: Eyes up!
You got to look him in the eye when you smash him
-in the face. -(GROANS)
Parry or next time it'll be harder.
Maybe we could just sit down and talk about this?
Hey, Adam. Adam. Just do what you can, okay?
Yeah. Teela.
-(TEELA GRUNTS) -Aah!
What kind of a friend are you?
The kind that's going to beat you.
(GIGGLING)
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
Duncan.
(TRAINEES GIGGLING)
How do you think our novices are faring?
They're a fine and diligent bunch, Sire.
All of them?
TEELA: No dancing, Adam. (CHUCKLES)
DUNCAN: Mm-hmm.
-TEELA: Come on. -Hit me! Hit me!
He's making a fool out of himself.
I promised to make him into a man, and I will.
Yeah. But what kind of man?
-TEELA: Adam! (GIGGLING) -Just hit me!
-(ADAM GRUNTS) -(LAUGHS)
Well, he did disarm her.
That's not how this works, old friend.
ADAM: I win! I win! I win!
TEELA: You're being silly, Adam.
Boy.
Face me. With this.
Well, pick it up.
(SWORD RINGS)
Now...
defend yourself.
(GASPING)
-(GRUNTING) -Dad.
Dad!
(GROANS, PANTS)
This world is no place for the weak.
Yes, Dad.
Now say it.
This world is no place for the weak.
Hmm.
(SWORD RINGS)
Adam. Get up!
Get up.
When you fall,
this is your chance to stand tall. Okay?
Now look strong.
When he turns around, he's going to see you.
And you want to show him you can take a hit.
When he turns around,
he's not going to see a frightened little boy.
He's going to see a man.
What's he going to see?
-A man. -DUNCAN: Good. Look.
As soon as he turns around.
(SIGHS)
Walk it off, lad.
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
Show's over. Back to work. Let's go.
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
-Adam. -(GASPS)
What are you doing here?
Following you.
Yeah, well, I came here to be alone, so...
Don't be such a squink.
(SIGHS)
I didn't think you were weak, you know.
Today at training.
My dad did.
Is that... the Sorceress?
ADAM: What is she looking at?
(OBJECT WHIZZING)
-(EXPLOSION) -(BOTH GASP)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
DUNCAN: King Randor, we are under attack.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
I have this in hand, Sire.
The Royal Guard are trained for this.
(GUARDS YELP)
(GASPS)
(ALL YELLING AND SNARLING)
(ROARS)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(ALL YELL)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL GROAN)
(WARRIORS GROANING)
(GRUNTS, WHIMPERS)
(ELECTRICAL BEEPS)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(BOTH GASP)
-(SIGHS) -(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
I promise,
no harm will come to you nor your family.
I'll get you safely to Grayskull. Guards!
KING RANDOR: Hey, it's okay.
Stay close.
DUNCAN: Teela! Come on.
Dad...
I'm scared.
Who taught you that word? Huh? Not me.
It's going to be all right, pet.
Whatever happens, as long as I'm here,
you have nothing to fear. All right?
Come on. Come on.
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(WARRIORS GROANING)
Now go! Go, go!
There's too many of them.
A big army only means one thing.
More targets.
(STIRRING ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROANING AND GRUNTING)
(SHOUTS)
(PANTING)
Go, go!
DUNCAN: Follow me.
We're going this way.
All right, just stay there.
(DUNCAN GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
(GRUNTING)
(PANTING)
(HEAVY FOOTSTEPS)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
Weak little palace boys.
Sire, go and don't stop.
Go. I'll settle this.
Somebody wants to brawl.
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTING RHYTHMICALLY)
That's far enough.
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(GRUNTING) -(GROANING)
(BOTH STRAINING)
-(DUNCAN GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
-(GRUNTING) -(GROANING)
(COUGHS)
How dare you come into my city!
Don't you know who you're messing with?
Why don't you tell me.
I am Duncan, Commander of the Royal Guard.
(GRUNTING)
-(PANTS) -(GRUNTS)
The King's goddamn Man-At-Arms.
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
And today...
-(METAL SQUEAKS) -WARRIOR: And today...
-(WHIRRING AND CLICKING) -(GROWLS)
-(DUNCAN GASPS) -(GRUNTS)
You failed.
-(BEEPS, FIRES) -(DUNCAN GRUNTS)
(SHUDDERS)
(CHUCKLES)
(BEEPING)
Dad. Dad.
Okay, come on. On your feet. Get up. Come on. Please.
Teela.
-I failed. -(BEEPING FASTER)
(GROANS)
TEELA: Come on.
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Hold on. (GRUNTS)
(SOMBER CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(QUEEN MARLENA PANTING) -(EXPLOSIONS CONTINUE)
MALE VOICE: The reign of Randor
comes to an end this night.
You believed yourself so strong,
you stopped fearing what lurked in the shadows.
It was me.
-(STAFF THUDS) -(GROWLS)
I lurked.
In the deepest and darkest corners of the universe,
I lurked.
But now I step into the light...
so you shall look upon your downfall.
Go. Don't look back.
Adam, don't worry, my boy. I have you.
Be strong, son. I'll hold them.
-(WHIMPERS) -ADAM: Dad?
-KING RANDOR: Go! -(PANTING)
ADAM: Dad!
(SOMBER CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(GROWLS)
(STRAINING)
(SHOUTS)
(STRAINS)
(GROANING)
What will you do to me, you fiend?
I'm only going to cut off your head.
(GRUNTS)
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
No matter my fate, Eternos will never be yours.
Your palace is nothing but brick and glass.
Your crown, a costume.
Mm?
No, I want the power behind it.
(KNUCKLES CRACK)
Evil-Lyn?
Oh, Evil-Lyn.
Well said, Lord Skeletor. Poetry.
Take him away. His day is done.
(GRUNTS)
With a new dawn,
Eternia shall witness my rise.
-(THUNDER RUMBLES) -(GROWLS)
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
(SNARLS SOFTLY)
(SKELETOR CLEARS THROAT)
(SIGHS)
-That's it. I finished. -Of course, my Lord.
When I raise my fist like that,
-I'm done. -Yes.
That is the crescendo!
We'll know for the future, my Lord.
(BOTH PANTING)
QUEEN MARLENA: They're coming.
Grayskull will fall.
No, it will endure.
Bring the Sword to me, child.
Yes. Now hurry.
(EPIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
(CRACKLING)
SORCERESS: You must take the Sword somewhere safe,
somewhere far away from here.
Then let it be a place they will never find him.
My home.
(PORTAL WHIRS)
Adam, you be safe... (BREATHING RAGGEDLY)
and never forget where you came from.
That sword is mine.
Be a good lad and bring it to me.
Don't you dare come one step closer.
-(GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
Mom.
Oh, darling, I dare.
Do not lose the Sword. It's your only way home.
You carry the hope of Eternia.
Now go!
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(GRUNTS) -(CRACKLING)
(BIRD SCREAMS)
-SORCERESS: Go! -(GRUNTS)
(YELPING)
(GRUNTING AND STRAINING)
No!
(CRACKLING)
(ADAM SCREAMS)
ADAM: Anyway, that's how I ended up in
Oklahoma City.
What about you, Julie?
Is your family from around here?
I'm sorry, did you say "Skeletor"?
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
Yeah.
Okay, um, I have to take this.
You're ph... It didn't ring.
No, I have to take it and leave.
Oh, okay, Julie, I'm... I'm sorry.
I know it sounds crazy. Was it the sword thing?
The Sword is actually just a vessel to hold the Power.
Like, uh, it could be this cup, for example, you know?
So now your cup is holding the Power of Grayskull,
except it's not your cup,
it was my sword, and I lost it that night.
You know, I'm not proud of that. But I lost it and...
(SIGHS) I'm going to find it.
And when I do, it is going to show me the way home.
(SIGHS)
(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
(SIGHS)
(CRUNCHES)
Are you breaking up with me?
No! But they belong together.
ALLIE: I see.
-Please don't do this. -(DOORKNOB RATTLING)
-You don't mean it. -(CLEARS THROAT)
Hey! (CLEARS THROAT)
What's up, brother? Um... (SNIFFLES)
You're... You're home early.
I don't want to talk about it.
Oh.
Dude.
You told her? Like, the whole thing?
Sorceress, the talking green tiger?
Even the king dude's crushing disappointment
in your lack of masculinity?
Yeah, yeah, I probably should've left that part out.
I mean, you tell some girl from Hinge
that you're from another planet,
but you're stuck here till you find
this magic sword that's going to get you home.
It just makes you sound a little...
very crazy.
The drawings of the ripped dudes,
the stories you're telling...
They're ripped in real life, dude, okay?
Like, she asks me where I'm from,
like, what am I supposed to say?
That your parents were killed
in some sort of a traumatic event.
I'm so sorry, by the way.
And that you're blocking it out
and you're replacing it with this fantasy.
Like, isn't that what your therapist says?
You're saying that I should just forget who I am?
My... My entire life's purpose?
Maybe your entire life's purpose
is just to not be weird.
You ever think about that?
Like, why can't you just go to work,
pay your rent, live for the weekend,
and count the days till your next vacation?
Just like everyone else.
-(SWITCH CLICKS) -(SIGHS)
(WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
The assignment was draw your favorite historical figure.
-(SIGHS) -Ram Man is historical.
(ALL LAUGH)
(WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC CONTINUES)
(SIGHS)
(ALARM BUZZING)
(UPBEAT POST-PUNK SONG PLAYING)
No. (SIGHS)
-(INHALES SHARPLY) -(TIRES SCREECH)
Nope.
(ENGINE STARTS)
-(ENGINE REVS) -(TIRES SCREECH)
It's going to be a good day.
(SIGHS)
WOMAN 1: I hear you emotionally,
I feel you consensually,
I see you for who you really are.
And you can remind yourself of that
with our favorite mantra.
Let's all get up and say it together.
Let's all get up, okay.
ALL: I have the power to be the best version of myself.
WOMAN 2: It might be his truth, but it's not my truth.
I think we all need to be aligned
on whose truth we're talking about here.
ADAM: I feel... I feel like what's happening
is there's a lot of truth-talking going on,
but maybe what would be more constructive
is a little bit of truth-listening. Right?
I'm sorry, what?
(STRAINING)
(GRUNTING)
(CLUNKS)
-(STRAINS) -You're in my spot.
-What? -(GRUNTS)
-You're taking my spot. -Oh, I'm... Um...
I'm sorry.
(MAN EXHALES)
Uh, hey, any advice for a new guy?
You know, like, some words of wisdom.
All right, kid, you got to get behind yourself, not in front.
The front's a facade. But you back yourself?
There's nothing you can't achieve.
Cool.
Really cool. Um...
Could you just run me through that, like, one more time?
No. That's all you get.
(SIGHS)
Good journey, kid.
(UPBEAT SONG CONTINUES)
(TYPING)
(SNIFFS)
-Ding-dong. (LAUGHS) -(GASPS)
-Oh, hey. -Hi.
Um, do you have a moment to come
talk to me in my office real quick?
Uh, I was actually doing some super important HR stuff.
I can see that. Yeah.
Um, but I wasn't really asking.
I was more telling you. So...
-(CHUCKLES) -Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's confusing. Like, the tone's a little confusing.
It's like, is it a question or not? It's not.
-So, I will see you... -Okay.
...in, like, 10 minutes? Okay.
Okay, Suzie.
(SIGHS)
Adam, do you ever think about your future at this company?
I... Should I?
(CHUCKLES) Okay,
let me try to slide in there from a different angle. Um...
You're good at your job.
You're friendly, honest, thoughtful.
People listen to you. People like you.
But...
you seem distracted,
and I don't ever want to harsh anyone's buzz.
And if your buzz is nerd stuff and sword things,
that is awesomesauce.
But I wouldn't be doing my part
if I didn't give you this little ream job here.
"Ream job"?
Talking-to. You know?
Stern boss-lady over here. Can't be the fun friend.
(CHUCKLES)
But mega-serious face right now.
Your hobby is causing your work to suffer.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
How about we just ignore that for a minute, okay?
This obsession with swords,
um, it's not a good look for Human Resources.
In fact, I'm going to have to fire you
if you don't get your shit together.
Oh, so this is like, um...
like an ultimatum.
Yes. Okay. Yeah, you get it.
Whew! Conflict is not my strong point.
Uh, you will be terminated
if you don't stop looking for weapons on the clock.
You're freaking people out. Especially Darryl.
God, I hate Darryl.
Look, you don't understand.
I am nothing without that sword.
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
Okay, moment of truth.
Are you going to live here in reality
or are you just going to waste your life away
like some kind of daydream Jimmy,
not having any goals,
not having any way to stop yourself
from touching the phone. I can see your hand.
If I could just touch it for one second.
-No. Just don't pick it up. -Just see what it says.
-Just, like, please don't. -And I could just...
-I'm doing it. -Actually, don't...
Okay, you did it. All right.
(ETHEREAL MUSICAL STING)
-Adam? -Oh, wow.
-Adam? Wait. -I got to go.
Adam? You can't just...
If you walk out that door,
you can kiss this place goodbye.
Consensually.
(CARS HONKING)
ADAM: Okay, uh, I think I'm here.
MAN: Meet me inside.
(CHUCKLES) Well, how will I know it's...
-MAN: You'll know. -(CALL DISCONNECTS)
(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
-(DOOR OPENS) -(BELL JINGLES)
(ADAM SIGHS)
-(DOOR OPENS) -(BELL JINGLES)
(WHISPERS) It's you, right?
Pretty sure. Yeah.
-Tight. -(CHUCKLES)
-Yeah. -Yeah.
You have my sword?
No. I don't think so.
(IN NORMAL TONE) No sword?
No.
(SIGHS) Oh, God.
Okay, well, then you're not you.
-Sorry. -Yeah. (SIGHS)
(GASPS)
-You got my sword? -What?
Never mind.
(KNOCKING)
(WHISPERS) Have you got my sword?
Me. It's me.
What the hell, man?
You literally asked
everyone in the store if they got a sword?
Yeah. Well, they all look like they have swords.
I have a wizard's staff at home.
Get away from him.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MAN VOCALIZES DRAMATICALLY)
(ADAM GASPS)
This is as far as I can take you.
What?
Wh-What am I supposed to do with that?
(LAUGHS)
Your problem, dude.
I was never here.
TOY: Situation under control!
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(ADAM STRAINING)
Hey, you can't do that!
Oh, don't worry. Uh, the Sword's mine.
Okay.
(STRAINS)
-(CREAKS) -Oh.
Oh, no. Oh, no. (EXCLAIMS)
-(GROANS) -(PATRONS EXCLAIM)
-(GROANS) -Sir, please get off of Torak.
ADAM: Torak is on me.
(STRAINS)
Got it. Not got it. I don't got it.
Sir, please stop ravishing the pillager.
ADAM: He's ravishing me. Ugh!
-(GRUNTING) -(PHONE BEEPS)
Sir, that sword is not for sale.
I'm not buying it. I'm taking it.
-(ALL EXCLAIM) -(ADAM PANTING)
In just a second, I'm going to vanish
into a brilliant blast of light.
Or something.
Cool.
(MUSIC CRESCENDOING)
By the Power of Grayskull,
(VOICE CRACKING) I have to go home!
-(MUSIC STOPS) -(PANTING)
Grayskull, just... take me home.
(STIRRING ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTS)
Are you single?
-(BELL JINGLES) -(GRUNTING EXCITEDLY)
-(PEDESTRIANS EXCLAIM) -(TIRES SCREECH)
(CAR HONKS)
-(BIKE BELL DINGS) -Hey, what the hell?
WOMAN ON TV: I hate it when you make me laugh.
Even worse when you make me cry.
-(SOBBING) -(DOOR UNLOCKS)
-(CLEARING THROAT) -I hate it
when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call.
-Uh, is that the... -Sword of Power?
(PANTING) Yeah, it is. Okay.
Please work.
Do something.
(SNORES SOFTLY)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -(INHALES DEEPLY)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
(SIGHS)
Great.
(GROOVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
-Hey, cool sword, Highlander. -(BOTH LAUGH)
OFFICER 1: Yeah, nice sword there, Rip Van...
uh, King Arth...
(CLEARS THROAT) What even are you? H-Highlander?
(DRIVERS SHOUTING IN ANNOYANCE)
(CARS HONKING)
(THE POWER BY SNAP! PLAYING ON CAR SPEAKERS)
God, what... what the hell? Idiots, man.
Hang tight.
(DISTANT COMMOTION)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING AND CLAMORING)
What is going on?
(WHAT'S UP? BY 4 NON BLONDES PLAYING)
(ROARS)
-(GASPS) -(ALARM WAILING)
(GASPING)
No.
(ROARS)
(GRUNTS, PANTS)
Okay.
(ROARS)
(PANTING)
(PANTING TIREDLY)
(HEAVY THUD)
(GROANS)
(THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROARS)
(PANTS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(ADAM COUGHS)
-(TIRES SCREECH) -(CAR CRASHES)
(PANTING)
(THRILLING MUSIC CONTINUES)
(ROARS)
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTING)
-(WEAPON POWERS UP) -(ROARS)
Adam?
(PANTS)
Is it really you?
What?
You don't recognize me?
Huh?
Still such a squink.
Teela?
Ready to go home?
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-(TEELA GRUNTS) -(GROWLS)
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLS)
(GASPING)
(ROARS)
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(ADAM GRUNTS)
(BOTH PANTING)
(ADAM WHEEZING)
(BEAST MAN GROWLS)
(SNIFFING)
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)
(CAR CRASHES)
What does that thing want with me?
It's not you he's after. It's this.
(ADAM PANTING)
The Sword sent a signal.
What took you so long to raise it?
I... I kind of misplaced it.
-"Misplaced"? -Yeah.
It's been 15 years.
-(CAR SHATTERING) -(WOMAN SCREAMS)
Okay, on the count of three.
-No. No, I don't want to run. -One. Two.
I can't do it.
-Three. Come on. -I don't have it in me.
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
(PANTING)
All right, slow down, slow down.
-TEELA: Jump! -What? No!
(GRUNTS)
Okay, okay. Okay.
(GRUNTS, YELPS)
(GRUNTS)
-(CAR HONKING) -(GASPS)
(SCREAMS)
-(CRIES OUT) -(TIRES SCREECH)
-What's wrong with you? -Yeah. Okay. (WHIMPERS)
(FEET THUD)
(ROARS)
(PEOPLE SCREAM)
Where are we going?
My ship. Up there.
Up where?
(ADAM PANTING)
Oh.
-TEELA: Yeah. -(CROWD CHATTERING)
Cool.
TEELA: Ship. Open up.
SHIP: Opening hull door.
No, you know what, I told you guys it was real.
Not you guys specifically,
just, you know, you kind of represent, like,
a lot of the people in my life who doubted me.
-(BEAST MAN ROARS) -(CROWD SCREAMING)
Adam, come on.
(HEROIC SYNTH-ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROWLS)
Ship, let's get out of here. Now!
SHIP: Getting out of here now.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
-(ALL SCREAM) -(DOG BARKING)
(ROARS)
Hang on. It's about to get weird.
-Okay. -Ship, fold space.
SHIP: Folding space and getting weird.
(LAUGHING)
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
(PANTING)
(CHUCKLES)
(EXHALES)
I can't believe it's you.
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
-It's me. -You've gotten so big.
As in you've aged.
Well! You've aged well. You've... You've grown older!
(LAUGHS)
And you haven't changed at all.
-Well... -(CHUCKLES)
Adam, you don't know how bad it's been.
I mean, everything changed since you left.
My parents?
Skeletor took them that night,
and, um, we never saw them again.
SHIP: Arriving at Eternia in ten,
nine, eight, seven, six...
I can't believe I'm finally home.
I would manage your expectations.
SHIP: ...two, one.
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
ADAM: It's all gone.
TEELA: Skeletor never wanted Eternos.
He just didn't want anyone else to have it.
Why would he do this?
Because he's bad.
There's got to be more to it than that.
He has a skull for a face.
We have to leave.
It's too dangerous to be out in the open.
(DEVICE BEEPING)
(FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNORTING)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNIFFING)
-(SQUEALS) -What are you looking at?
PIG BOY: Sorry, sir.
I wasn't sure if you were awake or not, my lord.
Fetch my staff, swine.
PIG BOY: Yes, sir.
Careful! If you drop it,
I'll have you ground into sausage meat,
just like your mother.
(WHIMPERS)
EVIL-LYN: My lord, Skeletor...
the beast has returned.
BEAST MAN: Oh, vile and villainous Skeletor.
Sadistic Overlord of Evil...
Oh, do shut up! On your knees.
Lower.
-(CRACKLES) -Lower.
(BEAST MAN GROANS)
Lower.
Tell me you have the Sword.
I found it, my lord, but the woman, Teela, took it.
Please stop. This really hurts, my lord.
Teela?
The whelp of the King's Man-At-Arms.
Intelligence reports her ship flying recon over Eternos
just this morning.
Then the Sword is here.
We must follow her and see where she runs.
That is already in hand, my lord.
SKELETOR: Mm.
Why are you still here?
Bring me that sword, you hirsute half-wit!
(SKELETOR SIGHS)
What am I, Evil-Lyn? Am I not mighty?
My lord, you are the mightiest.
Have I not gone out of my way
to show the people of Eternia
that I am a just and worthy ruler?
You have killed thousands of them to prove it.
Oh, but what is it worth?
My lord, if I may?
(GROANS)
You have already won.
You have a vast army at your command.
Your Staff of Havoc, your throne of bones,
you have... me.
Do you really need more?
It can all be taken away. Don't you see?
My Staff can be taken away.
You can be taken away. All of it.
And then, what am I?
My lord, you are...
-Then I am nothing. -(GASPS)
-(SKIN SEARING) -As long as that sword
remains in someone else's hand,
any power I have is only temporary.
(BREATH TREMBLING)
I need more than impermanence.
I am no mere king.
I am a devil,
but I mean to be a god.
-(EVIL-LYN GASPS) -(SEARING)
-(GRUNTS) -(EVIL-LYN YELPS)
-(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) -(BREATHES HEAVILY)
ADAM: Where are you taking me? TEELA: The Royal Guard.
Or what's left of us, anyway.
ADAM: The Royal Guard is here? You've been hiding?
TEELA: Skeletor would never look for us here.
And now that we have the Sword, we can beat him.
Keep it close and try not to draw attention to yourself.
Is that what people wear on Earth?
Actually, no. (CHUCKLES) Not really.
TEELA: Don't stare.
(DEVICE BEEPS)
MAN: I have eyes on the Sword.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Okay, let me do the talking.
These guys might be a bit upset with...
Where have you been?
You were supposed to be on patrol.
Skeletor's goons are everywhere.
TEELA: I found the Sword of Power.
What?
There. And the man carrying it is the son of King Randor.
The long-lost Prince of Eternos.
Hi, sir.
It's a...
It's a real thrill to be here.
(CHUCKLES)
This is no son of the king.
He is. And he can prove it.
I can, yes. (CHUCKLES)
So...
(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
I remember watching you, as a kid with my dad,
and seeing you lead combat drills.
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
What? Is that an earthquake? What?
Who is this little oik?
Ram Man?
What did you call me?
Ram Man?
You know, because...
Well, I... I called you that because he looks like a...
Looks like what?
A man who rams.
Imposter. You don't know us.
No, no, no. I... I do know you.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Well, I've been telling people
about you guys my whole life.
When I was a kid, I'd make these drawings,
so I'd never forget you.
-Is that so? -Yeah.
Mm. Well, who am I then?
You're Fisto.
(ALL LAUGHING)
I know that's not your proper name, but you know,
you fist people, so...
I don't fist people.
I'm pretty sure I saw you fist a goblin one time.
Adam!
This is the savior of Eternia?
Look, I know. He's not what I expected either, okay?
But I swear it's him.
I mean, I tracked down the Sword of Power...
-Let me see this. -...and it led me to...
-RAM MAN: Stop squirming! -What are you doing?
-This guy. -Give it.
(GRUNTS) Teela.
(SNIFFS)
(SIGHS) Thank you.
I'll be honest, I thought this would go better.
We're going to need a minute to talk this over.
Sure. Yeah, yeah.
-Let's talk it over. -No, no. Adam!
Uh-uh-uh.
It's Dina, right? Dina?
DIAN: Dian. ADAM: Dian.
Dian. Yes! Oh, my God.
All right, this is super crazy,
but we used to go to school together. (CHUCKLES)
You used to push me into the lockers. (SMACKS LIPS)
Aw. Did it hurt?
Well, I... Whoa!
(WHIRRING)
(DOOR LOCKS)
Dian? I think you locked it. On accident.
Fisto?
It's because he has a massive...
(SIGHS) I was 10, okay?
TEELA: We have to get out of here.
It smells like a urinal in here.
(MAN BELCHES)
Oh.
-It's him. -MAN: (GROANS) Piss off.
Yep, totally fair.
(MAN SIGHS)
Is that a Class-4 Battlebot?
What? No, it's nothing. Service bot. Glorified maid.
SERVICE BOT: Charming.
No, Class-4s are the deadliest
super soldiers ever engineered.
Just one of these bots is worth about 15 soldiers.
SERVICE BOT: It's actually 20.
Dope.
(DEVICE TRILLS, BEEPS)
It looks like the Sword of Power.
It's smaller than I thought.
Well, that's just because my hand is so big.
Your big hand is your other hand.
Well, this one's pretty big, too.
That's why the Sword looks so small when I hold it.
-(DEVICE BEEPS) -WOMAN: Captain.
Yeah, go ahead.
We may have a situation out front.
(ENGINES WHIRRING)
-(DOOR THUDS) -(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
-(DOOR THUDS) -(RUMBLING)
-(SERVICE BOT SIGHS) -(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
They're coming for the Sword!
We have to get out of here.
(ROUSING ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(TUTS)
Miss? You don't belong down here mopping the floors.
You could join us.
SERVICE BOT: As a servant?
ADAM: No, as a soldier.
Adam, can you please
stop making friends with the appliances?
-(BURSTING) -(GRUNTS)
SERVICE BOT: I'll join you
on the condition that I don't make any food,
I don't wash anything,
and any fluids of any type
that come out of you are yours to deal with.
Got it?
(CHUCKLES)
TEELA: Wait.
Hold on.
Help me get him up. I can't leave him.
-What? The drunk guy? -TEELA: Dad.
Wake up.
(CHUCKLES) Why...
Why'd you call him Dad?
TEELA: He's my dad.
Dad, wake up.
DUNCAN: (GROANS) Keep it down. I'm trying to sleep here.
Duncan?
Are you going to help me get him up or not?
-(DUNCAN MUTTERS) -Yeah.
-Okay. -(ALL STRAIN)
Oh, my God, he's heavy.
-(DUNCAN GROANS) -(ADAM SIGHS)
(DUNCAN MUTTERS)
Yeah, good idea. He needs to hydrate.
(GRUNTS, GASPING)
Who's this guy? Do I know you?
Well, yeah. Yeah.
Um...
A long time ago, when I was a kid, you used to train me.
Sword fighting? Hand-to-hand combat?
Oh, you... you berated me, kicked me while I was down,
demoralized me, totally destroyed my self-esteem?
-(SIGHS) -DUNCAN: Mm.
Uh...
Adam. I'm...
-Adam. -(RETCHES)
Ugh!
SERVICE BOT: I'm not cleaning that up.
Nobody asked you to clean it up.
Wait a minute. I know who you are.
You're Randor's son.
-Yeah. Yeah, it's me. -(DUNCAN LAUGHS)
Sweet little Adam.
Adam! Oh, this is so cool! You remember me.
Weedy. Namby-pamby.
-Like weak. -ADAM: Whoa.
Okay. I don't think I was... Namby-pamby?
-(MUFFLED EXPLOSION) -All right, that's it.
We're leaving. Come on. We got to go, Dad.
-What? No, no, no. -TEELA: Let's go.
I'm perfectly fine right here. You guys leave.
I'm staying here next to this vomit.
(ADAM SIGHS)
We're going to have to carry him.
ADAM: Mm-hmm.
(ADAM SMACKS LIPS)
SERVICE BOT: Oh. I see.
Thank you so much for inviting me on this exciting adventure.
(SHOUTS)
DUNCAN: Hey. (GROANS)
Hey, I can walk. I said I can walk!
(CLAMORING)
-TEELA: This way. -Oh. Oh!
(ADAM WHIMPERS)
The Sword is here. Find it!
You've got to get the Sword
as far away from him as possible. Go!
(RAM MAN SCREAMS)
Come on, we got to go.
What's going on here?
(ADAM PANTING)
(ADAM GASPS)
(DUNCAN GROANS)
Hey, asshole robot!
I told you I could walk.
SERVICE BOT: Uh, you might want to duck.
(SCOFFS) You might want to get fu...
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Roboto, could you please deploy battle mode
for, like, one second?
ROBOTO: Are you trying to be funny?
She's a service bot.
Duncan reprogrammed her years ago.
You're damn right I did.
Maniac nearly shot my head off.
ROBOTO: It was a malfunction.
Yeah, right.
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Run.
DUNCAN: What the hell is happening?
Stop shooting at me!
DUNCAN: Thanks, guys.
Follow me.
ADAM: Whoa! Did she jump?
ROBOTO: I was not expecting that.
ADAM: Yeah. No, me neither.
ROBOTO: You want me to carry Drunkan?
-What'd you call me? -Okay.
Duncan, you good?
(BOTH PANTING)
Never better.
-(YELPS, GROANS) -ADAM: Oh!
DUNCAN: Ow! (SHOUTS)
(GROANING)
(YELPS)
(GROANS)
ROBOTO: How is he not dead yet?
-(GROANS) No, I'm good. -Dad.
Let's go.
Okay. All right.
Come out, cowards!
Trap Jaw.
Who?
-It's from my drawings! -TEELA: Trap Jaw?
-Never mind. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
TEELA: Dad.
Anyone but him. We're trapped.
-There's nowhere left to run. -(LAUGHTER)
Maybe... Maybe I could talk to him. Start a dialogue.
-Are you out of your mind? -What?
-Is he out of his mind? -A dialogue?
I do this for work all the time.
(CHUCKLES) I'm actually kind of good at it.
-Hey, no. -I'll be right back.
-No! -I'll be right back.
DUNCAN: What? TEELA: Adam!
(WEAPONS POWER UP)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
Hello!
Hello.
(CHUCKLES)
Mr. Trap Jaw.
Hi there, uh...
Wait.
ADAM: Could I talk to you for a second?
I just want to de-escalate the situation here
because it feels like emotions are running super high.
Oh, they are, are they? (CHUCKLES DRYLY)
And who might you be?
-I'm Adam. Prince of... -(WEAPON POWERS UP)
Okay,
I can see that we're heading into conflict territory here.
Stop talking.
-(GRUNTS) -(GASPS) Okay.
And conflict resolution
relies on effective communication, right?
-(TRAP JAW GRUNTS) -(CLUNKS)
(SCRAPING)
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
Whoa! (ECHOING)
(PANTING)
-(GRUNTING) -(GASPS)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(METAL CLUNKS)
(SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS) -(ADAM SCREAMS)
(GROANS)
(STRAINED GROAN)
Use the Sword!
Use the sword. What sword?
(PANTING)
(GROANS)
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
(ENERGY WHOOSHES)
Say the words.
Whoa.
(GROANS)
(PANTING)
By the Power...
(LAUGHING)
By the Power of Grayskull.
By the Power of Grayskull! (ECHOING)
(RUMBLING)
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(WHOOSHING)
(POWERS UP, BLASTS)
(ALL GROAN)
(CRACKLING)
(EPIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
I have the Power! (ECHOING)
-(MUSIC STOPS) -(PANTING)
(EPIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Wow.
The champion of Grayskull!
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
We're saved.
(CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS)
(ADAM GRUNTS)
-We're screwed. -(PANTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROARING)
-(GASPS) -(GRUNTS)
(YELLING)
(LAUGHS)
-(GRUNTS) -(ADAM GROANS)
(TRAP JAW STRAINING)
(PANTING)
-(GRUNTING) -(TRAP JAW GROANING)
(GASPS)
-(GRUNTS) -(ROARS)
-(ADAM GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
Holy...
(GROANS, GASPS IN PAIN)
(SNARLS)
(ADAM YELLS)
-(ADAM STRAINING) -(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
(SNAPS)
(PANTING)
That's it. That's what I taught you.
-That's not... Okay. -That's good. It's good.
(SCREAMING)
(ALL GROANING)
Ooh!
(PANTS)
-Hey, we got to move. Come on. -Let's go.
(POWERS UP)
ADAM: You guys see that?
I ripped that dude's arm off and I shot all his friends.
I saw that, lad. I saw it.
(EMOTIONAL ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(THRUSTERS FIRE)
SKELETOR: Mm...
You fools! You dolts and blockheads!
My lord!
Oh, you pathetic pail of pitiful pissants!
I want that sword! Do you hear me?
I want that sword. It's mine.
Mine, mine, mine, mine. Mine, mine, mine.
And I will have it. Do you hear me?
I will have it. And you, you... you will get it for me.
(SIGHS)
Whew.
Do you understand?
After them! Get the Sword!
(SHIPS WHOOSHING)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROANS)
Maybe I should fly.
You're not flying, Dad.
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
You're doing great, Teela.
-Not now, Adam. -Okay.
(LASERS FIRING)
(ACCELERATES)
(STRAINS)
(GAGS)
(LASERS FIRING)
(GAGS)
-Ugh! Son of a... -SHIP: Breach.
Hull breach.
TEELA: Ship, run analytics.
SHIP: Running analytics. My hull is breached.
Got it.
I'm just saying, I have a lot of experience when it comes
-to, like, you know... -Do you want to walk, Dad?
Because I'll make you walk.
(WHIRRING)
Oh, shit.
(ENGINE ROARS)
ADAM: Teela?
Go out there and shoot some bad guys.
-Okay. -Sky sled. In the back.
I'm on it. Sky sled.
-Not you. -What?
TEELA: Definitely not you.
ADAM: Okay. (EXHALES SHARPLY)
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
(BUTTON CLANKS)
(GRUNTS)
(POWERS UP)
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
-(GRUNTS) -Whoa!
-What the...? -(PANTS)
-(SKY SLED POWERS DOWN) -Okay.
(POWERING UP)
Yeah.
(SCREAMING)
Whoa!
(STRAINING)
(STRAINS)
-(WHIRRING) -(CRACKLING)
DUNCAN: Whoa!
(LASERS FIRING)
TEELA: We're losing altitude.
You know, if you put less pressure
-on the yoke, you'll get... -Not one word.
(LASERS FIRING)
(ENGINE ROARING)
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
(SCREAMS IN CRACKED VOICE)
(STRAINS)
(SCREAMS)
(THUD)
(GLASS SQUEAKS)
(GRUNTS)
-(EPIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -(GROANS)
We're not going to make it.
Teela, hold her as steady as you can.
Oh, says the drunk guy.
Whoa!
(GRUNTS) Whoa.
(EXCLAIMS)
(PANTING)
All right.
(WEAPON POWERING UP)
Adam?
(CHUCKLES)
Adam! Hey!
Hey, look out behind you!
-Get out of there, you moron. -What?
(ACCELERATING)
You're going to die.
(CRACKLING)
(PANTS)
(SHOUTING)
(SHIP THUDS)
(GROANS)
(WHIRRING)
(GROWLS)
(YELLS)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(SHOUTS)
(ENGINE WHINING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
-(SCRAPING) -(ENGINE POWERING DOWN)
Wow, you can really fly.
(PANTING)
I don't want to hear it.
SKELETOR: Insurgents of Eternia.
Your long reprieve has come to an end.
You are done.
(CAPTIVES WHIMPER)
Well, if you would live to see another morning,
I now demand your fealty.
Do you know what that means, miscreant?
It means I shall kill you one by one
until you tell me the name of that insolent barbarian.
And do you know who I mean?
Muscles. Loincloth. All over tan.
Big, shiny sword.
Mm.
(SIGHS)
No?
-Very well. -(SOFT WHIMPERING)
(STAFF CLANGS)
You.
-Evil-Lyn, who is this? -EVIL-LYN: Um...
Moss Man.
He'll do. Mm.
-No! No, no. -(CAPTIVES EXCLAIM)
(MOSS MAN GROANS)
Watch, fallen heroes of Eternia,
as he begs for his miserable life.
Go on.
(KNUCKLES CRACK)
Beg.
No.
-(SCREAMS) -No!
(CAPTIVES WHIMPERING)
SKELETOR: Oh, look, darling, I made mulch.
(LAUGHTER)
Very good. Mulch.
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
-(SIGHS) -(EVIL-LYN CLEARS THROAT)
So I ask again,
who is the warrior who fought for you today?
FISTO: No more!
No more. I'll tell.
Oh, please do.
It's the young prince, returned from the dead.
(GROANS)
-(CAPTIVES EXCLAIM) -(GASPS)
Is it indeed?
Take them all away. Lock them up.
Let this midden burn to the ground.
(SPARK HISSES)
Well, they're not going to follow us in here.
Not without reinforcements.
I'm going to go look for Adam while there's still light.
No, no, no, no, you leave that to me.
-Really, Dad. I got it. -Teela. This is what I do.
Did. This is what you did.
I am handling this. Stay here.
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(GRUNTS)
(BOX THUDS)
(SCOFFS)
(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PANTING)
Where am I?
(PANTING HEAVILY)
Who am I?
SORCERESS: You are he
who will restore peace to Eternia. (ECHOING)
The Champion of Grayskull.
(ETHEREAL CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
-TEELA: Adam. -(SCREECHING)
(SIGHS) Thank Zodac, you're alive!
I think you just shooed off the Sorceress.
(SWORD SHEATHES)
That's not the Sorceress.
I really think that that was the Sorceress.
Sure.
Are you hurt?
Weirdly, not at all.
Good.
Come on, it's getting dark.
TEELA: We'll camp here tonight,
get moving first thing tomorrow.
(DUNCAN GRUNTING)
What? (CHUCKLES)
Nothing. Just haven't seen you like this in a while.
Well, Man-At-Arms is in here somewhere.
I hope you find him.
Hey, wait a second.
What have we got here?
(LAUGHING)
Oh, who's up for a drink?
Dad, are you serious?
What? Come on. Sit down.
Let's crack open a few.
Tell some stories, sing some songs.
If we don't celebrate the small victories...
Victory? What victory?
Well, we didn't die.
Oh, that's a victory for you?
Teela, I say we earned it.
You've been "earning it" for 15 years.
(GROANS) More for you and me. Come on. Sit down.
Here's to the return of the Sword
and the Champion of Grayskull! (SNICKERS)
Ripping some dude's arm off
doesn't really seem like the kind of thing
that we should be celebrating.
Well, it was you or him.
Like, whatever happened to...
to understanding and listening?
Just talking to one another?
Oh, talk.
What are you going to do when a guy charges
towards your family with a sword?
Okay, I get it. What I'm supposed to say...?
You... You fight him, right?
No, you protect them.
You... You're thinking about it all wrong.
I mean, you scoff at the trigger-happy grunts!
Look how backward they all are.
But when the war breaks out,
it's not the poets that step up.
It's the man with the muscle.
And he's not doing it for glory.
He's doing it so his...
his children can see another morning.
That is a man, as far as I can tell.
He stands up when he is needed.
Like you did.
Speaking of which,
you, uh... you weren't bad earlier on.
(CHUCKLES)
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I mean, your form, it's a little shoddy.
And your technique could do some work.
-But, uh, not bad. -There he is.
There's the Duncan I remember.
-(LAUGHING) -Um, good.
(SIGHS)
Hey, can you come help me with this?
-(SHIP CREAKS) -(ADAM GRUNTS)
Whoa.
It is quite heavy,
-so if you could just... -Oh, my God! Yeah.
-Yeah. -(TEELA GRUNTS)
Your, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
-Your loincloth is in my... -(BLOWS)
-Sorry. -Fine.
(TEELA GRUNTS)
-(SHIP CLANGS) -(ADAM BREATHING HEAVILY)
So, how does it feel to be the mighty warrior?
ADAM: Uh...
All things considered, I feel pretty great. (CHUCKLES)
I'm not quite sure what happened to my shirt though.
(INHALES SHARPLY) Or my pants.
Do those come back,
or do I have to buy a new pair every time?
I really missed you, you know.
Me too.
I thought about you. All the time.
Me too.
Honestly, there wasn't a day went by
I didn't think about you.
(ROMANTIC MUSIC BUILDING)
Me too.
And how much...
our friendship means to me.
(MUSIC STOPS)
ADAM: Hmm?
You were always such a good friend.
Like a really, really good friend. You know,
-practically a little brother. -Hmm.
Yeah. You've always been my friend
and you'll always be my friend.
And nothing will change that. Not ever.
-(BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY) -My dawg. Whew!
-Phew, I know. Okay. -Yeah.
-All right. -Weight off of me.
Well, let's go confiscate that flask
before my dad starts singing.
Yeah, we don't... we don't want that.
-TEELA: Yeah. -We...
(RUMBLING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Behold insignificant wretches, it is I,
Skeletor.
And you are but worms beneath my feet.
Butt-worms? He just called us butt-worms.
SKELETOR: Yet there is one among you
who thinks he has a higher purpose.
It seems the prodigal prince has returned.
But this is not your Eternia anymore, Prince Adam.
It is mine. And so is everything in it.
Including that sword you carry,
for it is fit for a far mightier hand than yours.
So, here is my magnanimous offer.
Bring the Sword of Power to me at Snake Mountain
and you might yet be reconciled with your...
mummy and daddy.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY) -Yes, they're alive and well.
Okay, not "well," but they're alive.
Imagine, you could be a happy family together again.
Or they could die...
horribly.
And that will forever be on you.
Oh, how heavy will that sword weigh in your hand then,
Champion of Grayskull?
(SKELETOR SNICKERING)
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
I have to leave.
Now.
Adam! Adam! It's a trap!
We can't let Skeletor get his hands on the Sword.
He'd be unstoppable.
I'm not going to give him the Sword.
I'm going to kill him with it.
TEELA: This is Skeletor we're talking about.
You can't just charge into this.
(RAISES VOICE) I have the power of a god in my hands.
But you are not a god. You're a man.
He took my family, Teela!
I have to save them.
It's what a man does, right?
(SCOFFS) You sound like my dad.
Is that a bad thing?
-We'll see. -DUNCAN: Hey!
I'm going with you or without you.
DUNCAN: Adam.
We're with you.
Every step of the way.
ROBOTO: It's like they want to die all the time.
Not now.
ADAM: Come on.
Snake Mountain is this way.
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) -(FALCON CALLS)
(SCREECHES)
DUNCAN: We don't know what's in there.
I'm in there.
Follow my lead.
Ho the...
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Hi, I am Adam.
Prince of Eternia
and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull.
And I carry with me the Sword of Power.
-(GOAT MAN GROWLS SOFTLY) -(AXE THUDS)
Surrender your weapon to me.
I will give the Sword to Skeletor and Skeletor only.
-(LAUGHS) -ADAM: Hmm.
Keep the Sword.
Guards!
Ah.
(GUARDS GRUNTING)
(GATE CLANKING, THUDS)
Take this one and his gorgeous muscles to Lord Skeletor.
The rest will come with me.
-Prepare the dungeons. -(GUARDS GRUNT)
-Adam, you give him hell! -(GUARD GRUNTS)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(GOAT MAN SNARLS)
(AXE THUDS)
(SNARLS)
SKELETOR: Killer view, isn't it?
(GASPING SOFTLY)
Shall I give you two a moment?
Dad?
Adam?
Is it you?
Yeah.
It's me.
SKELETOR: Teary reconciliations can wait.
Now give me the Sword.
Release him.
Mm-hmm... I said it first.
Release him!
You don't want to play that game with me, you naughty boy.
I play to win and...
(IN DEEPER VOICE) I cheat.
-(EVIL HORDE GROWLING) -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(EVIL HORDE SNARLING AND GROWLING)
-(GROWLING) -(GOAT MAN CHUCKLING)
Take it.
You can try.
(GUARDS GROWLING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(GOAT MAN GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(ADAM GROANS)
(KING RANDOR GASPS)
(EVIL HORDE GROWLING)
(ELECTRIFYING ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS) No. No!
(GUARD YELPS)
(WHIMPERS, SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
-(ADAM GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
(ROARS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(STRAINING)
(SCREAMING)
-(ADAM GRUNTING) -(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
(ADAM GROANS)
(GUARDS GROWLING AND GRUNTING)
(STRAINING)
(ADAM GROWLS)
(YELLS)
(ROARS)
-(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) -(ALL GRUNTING)
(WEAPON POWERS UP)
(SCREAMING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
-(YELLS) -(ADAM GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS) -(GROWLING)
(ADAM ROARS)
(GOAT MAN GROWLS)
(SNARLING)
(GOAT MAN GROANS)
(GOAT MAN GRUNTS)
-(ADAM GRUNTS) -(GOAT MAN CHOKING)
(GROANS)
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING IN PAIN)
(ADAM GRUNTS)
-(GOAT MAN CHOKING) -(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(GRUNTS) -(GOAT MAN SCREAMING)
(BODY THUDS)
(PANTING)
(GROWLING)
(ADAM YELLS)
(CRACKLING)
(GRUNTS)
(RECITING INCANTATION IN UNKNOWN LANGUAGE)
(ADAM GRUNTING)
(EVIL-LYN CONTINUES RECITING INCANTATION)
(SKELETOR CLEARING THROAT)
Very good, Evil-Lyn, he's... he's frozen.
Bravo, Prince Adam. Quite the show.
But to what end?
Face me like a man.
(SIGHS) Well, A, I don't have a face,
and, B, I don't want to.
Besides, it's my turn to put on a show.
What do you think, Papa?
Shall I let him watch
as I slay you with his own sword?
(LAUGHS)
SKELETOR: Oh, yes.
(GIGGLES TAUNTINGLY)
(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)
(YELLS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(CRUMBLING)
No.
-(SKELETOR GRUNTS) -No!
(PANTS)
(GRUNTING)
-Dad? -(GROANS WEAKLY)
KING RANDOR: Adam.
Let me see you.
(LAUGHS TEARFULLY)
There you are.
Oh, you took your time, but you came back.
Yeah, I've changed so much.
I'm not that, uh... I'm not that weak little boy anymore.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Now I'm everything you wanted me to be.
Well, what...
Well, what did I want you to be?
Someone else.
(ADAM BREATHES HEAVILY)
-No. No. Hey. Hey, that's... -(SOBBING)
That's not what I wanted.
As a boy, you were so very small.
The world just...
just seemed so big for you.
So I tried to make you strong
because I wanted... I wanted to protect you.
It was the only way I knew how.
There are...
Oh, there were so many things I should have said.
Dad, it's okay. (LAUGHS TEARFULLY)
-Hmm? -It's... It's okay. (SNIFFLES)
KING RANDOR: I wish I understood better then.
I wish I had let you...
be you.
(BREATHES SHARPLY)
(KING RANDOR BREATHES LABORIOUSLY)
Dad, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait!
Dad, you... you can't close your eyes yet. (SNIFFLES)
(CHUCKLES) I didn't...
I didn't get to say it yet. I...
(BREATH SHUDDERING)
I... I need you to hear... hear me say it.
(CRYING)
(SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYING)
SKELETOR: And so you both submit.
(ADAM GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
Are you okay, lad?
You changed back.
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(CRYING SOFTLY)
-Mom. -QUEEN MARLENA: Oh. (SIGHS)
Mm.
ADAM: He's gone.
(ADAM CRIES SOFTLY)
(QUEEN MARLENA WHIMPERS)
QUEEN MARLENA: Oh.
SKELETOR: Oh, so long I've waited.
Now I shall be reborn
and the universe shall quake in my shadow.
By the Power of Grayskull,
I...
have...
the Power! (LAUGHS GIDDILY)
(GRUNTING)
(SKELETOR STRAINING)
(GRUNTS, SIGHS)
Was that right? Did I mess up the words?
No, those are the words.
Once more with feeling, perhaps?
Don't test me, woman.
(GRUNTING LOUDLY)
Why isn't it working?
(GROWLING)
Wait! (GROANS)
Tell me why it isn't working.
There's a ritual I can perform.
(GRUNTS)
If we return the Sword to Grayskull,
to its altar, I promise you it will work.
-(CHOKING) -It had better.
-(GRUNTS) -(EVIL-LYN GASPING)
Prepare my ship.
(WINCES)
(BREATH SHUDDERING)
DUNCAN: Hey, lad,
you want to talk?
Adam, I'm not very good with, um,
talking. You know, about, uh, what's, you know...
you know, uh, what's going on inside.
You know, the, uh...
-Feelings? -Yeah. That.
But here's what I do know.
I know how it feels to fail.
To find out that you are not who you thought you were.
It's better she thinks of me
as an old drunk who's worth saving
than an old man who's worth nothing.
I failed her.
(DUNCAN SIGHS)
I failed you, Adam.
I promised that I would protect all of you. And...
And I couldn't.
(DUNCAN GRUNTS)
(ADAM CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Wow. (LAUGHS)
(DUNCAN CLEARS THROAT)
Do you remember what you used to tell me when...
(CHUCKLING) I'd get my ass beat as a kid?
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I used to say, "Drop and give me 20."
No. You used to say... (CHUCKLES)
(SNIFFLES)
"You got to get back up...
"and stand tall."
(DUNCAN SIGHS)
Maybe we should both try together.
What do you say?
I'd like that.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hi.
I brought someone here to see you.
ADAM: Hmm?
(GROWLS SOFTLY)
Cringer?
(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.
Is it okay if I lick you now?
Uh, yeah, sure.
Oh, wow.
(SIGHS) I missed you, buddy.
I can't believe you're here.
ADAM: I can't believe we're all here.
All the Heroes of Eternia.
TEELA: Adam, are you okay?
Yeah. I think I am.
DUNCAN: Gather round. Come on.
Gather round for the war room.
Not a war room, just a seminar. Seminar.
Okay. Gather in for the war seminar. Come on!
ADAM: If I could just have your attention, please.
I... I'd just like to take a moment
to ideate on an escape strategy.
-(CROWD MURMURING) -A what?
Is this supposed to be a battle speech?
Team building. Yeah. Team building.
-Who is this guy? -Yeah. Who are you?
I'm Adam, Prince of Eternia.
Uh, excuse me. Hi.
Yeah, I thought Adam was dead.
Hey. Put your neck away. Let him talk.
ADAM: Uh, no. Not dead. (CHUCKLES)
As you can see, very much alive.
-MALE: What did he say? -Speak up. We can't hear you.
Okay. Sorry. So when... when I was on Earth,
I learned that success in the workplace
doesn't come down to one man,
or woman,
or whatever that is.
Person. You know?
It comes down to many people working together.
-Workplace? -We're in a dungeon.
No, I know that. Um... (SIGHS)
Look, I know most of you don't know me. (SCOFFS SOFTLY)
But I know all of you.
Mekaneck.
-Heroic human periscope. -(CHUCKLES)
And Ram Man.
You ram!
And you're a man.
-Hell yeah, I do. -(LAUGHTER)
ADAM: And you, Fisto! You fist people!
Yes, I do!
(CROWD LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
And Dian.
You pushed me into the lockers when I was a kid, so...
Hell yeah, I did.
ADAM: I know all of you.
I kept you close to my heart.
Eternia. It's a part of me,
it's my home, and I'm going to fight for it.
But I can't do it alone.
I need your help.
Working alone, I mean, it... it brought me here.
It brought us all here. Right?
But if we work together, we can change that.
(MURMURS OF AGREEMENT)
See, we got to get behind ourselves.
Not in front.
In front is, it's just a facade.
But we back ourselves?
There's nothing we can't achieve.
Together.
-Yeah. -(MURMURS OF AGREEMENT)
So we're going to take back our home. Together.
(CROWD CHEERING)
Here's to Alan.
To Alan.
It's Adam, dude.
Adam.
But what can we do in here? These bars are photanium.
There's no breaking them.
These walls are rock.
Fisto.
Ram Man.
All you guys. (CHUCKLES)
I got one question.
How much do you bench?
What is "bench"?
ADAM: Oh, God. (SIGHS SOFTLY)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
Kill anyone who approaches.
The women and children... first.
-(GRUNTS) -Good boy.
Come, Evil-Lyn,
the end is nigh.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
ADAM: So you think you can fix her?
Make her battle ready again?
I... Last time she was operational,
she tried to kill me.
ROBOTO: Accident. It was an accident.
She always says that. (CHUCKLES)
Well, I trust her, so...
I... Yeah, okay, all right.
(DUNCAN CHUCKLES)
-All right. -DUNCAN: All right.
(LAUGHS)
Do not assassinate me, okay?
ROBOTO: Wait, you were carrying that around
this whole time?
DUNCAN: Uh-huh.
Now, as we agreed, no killing me.
ROBOTO: I made no promises.
-(WHIRRING) -Wow.
Ah, that's good. (CHUCKLES)
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay. Now!
(ALL GRUNTING)
(BARS THUD)
(PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE BY QUEEN PLAYING)
(COUGHING)
-(MUSIC STOPS) -I can't breathe.
RAM MAN: My lungs are burning.
TEELA: I think I'm going to be sick.
-MEKANECK: Why is it so dusty? -(RETCHES)
GUARD 1: They're escaping!
GUARD 2: Don't let them get away!
-(SONG RESUMES PLAYING) -(ALL GRUNTING)
All right, you filthy skull-polishers.
Where do you keep the ships?
(PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE BY QUEEN CONTINUES PLAYING)
(RAPID LASER FIRE)
(GUARDS YELLING, GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(WEAPON BEEPS, EXPLODES)
(SNARLS)
(PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE BY QUEEN CONTINUES PLAYING)
(SONG ENDS)
-(GUARD SHOUTING IN DISTANCE) -(RAPID GUNFIRE IN DISTANCE)
(DISTANT SHOUTING)
They're coming.
Roboto and I will hold them off
while you guys do your thing.
Dad.
Are you sure you can handle this?
No, I am not sure,
but I'm going to give it my best shot.
I know you will.
You're so strong.
Stronger than I ever was.
You're the man that I wished I could be.
-Um... thanks? -Yeah, come here.
-I love you guys. -TEELA: Oh.
-DUNCAN: Uh... -That was really beautiful.
TEELA: Adam, we're kind of having a moment here.
So, uh...
Yeah. Just... You want to get out of here?
-Okay. All right. -Okay. Thank you.
-All right. -That was nice.
-No. -Nice moment
-with the three of us. -No problem.
DUNCAN: Okay.
-Okay. Yeah, we'll... -DUNCAN: Go. Go.
TEELA: Great.
CRINGER: Is it too late to back out of this?
Shouldn't I be wearing armor or something?
This seems dangerous.
Pussy.
Teela! Really?
(MOUTHING) What?
He's not a pussycat. He's a Battle Cat.
-No, I'm not. -ADAM: Yeah, you are.
I'm not that.
(GROANS) Okay. Just this once. Get on.
Next time I'm definitely wearing armor.
(ALL GRUNTING)
Yeah! Let's fist some bad guys! (GRUNTS)
Give them head, Ram Man.
(RAM MAN GASPS)
I'm sorry.
-(ALL GRUNTING) -(INTENSE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL GRUNTING)
(GROWLS, YELLS)
(SKELETOR GROWLS)
(ETHEREAL MUSICAL STING)
(LOW SNARL)
(CRINGER ROARS IN DISTANCE)
(EPIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROARS)
(GASPS) Incoming!
(SNARLS)
Now, let me show you what a real man does with power.
Hmm.
(GUARD SCREAMS)
(CRINGER GROWLS)
(GUARD WHIMPERS, GRUNTS)
-(CRINGER GROWLS) -(ADAM GRUNTS)
No!
(TEELA GRUNTS)
Defend yourself, witch.
How about this? You and I sneak out of here,
let them slug it out.
Nice try.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(ROARS)
(BEAST MAN ROARS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(GRUNTS) -(EVIL-LYN LAUGHS)
(GASPS) You are your father's daughter.
Hell yeah, I am.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(ALL YELLING)
ROBOTO: Hey, let's crash their party!
DUNCAN: I got my invitation right here.
ROBOTO: Well, no, if you have an invitation,
-you're not really... -(LAUGHS) Oh!
RSVP. I'm about to shoot these assholes.
ROBOTO: You're really making a mess of this party metaphor.
(LAUGHS) Don't this feel great? Right?
Oof!
They are not going to get to that castle.
Not as long as I'm standing.
ROBOTO: You've barely been upright since I met you.
-(SCOFFS) -(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
DUNCAN: Hey, you got any missiles left?
ROBOTO: Yes. One.
That's all we need.
(GUARDS YELLING)
(DUNCAN GRUNTS)
(GUARDS EXCLAIM)
(CREAKING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
ROBOTO: Yes! Whoo-hoo!
DUNCAN: What is that?
Run! Run!
ROBOTO: Look out!
(DUNCAN GRUNTS)
(ROBOTO GRUNTS)
(DISTORTED) Duncan?
(ROBOTO SCREAMS)
(GASPING)
(GRUNTS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GROWLS)
(DUNCAN YELLS)
(DUNCAN GRUNTING)
-(GROWLS) -DUNCAN: Remember me?
You remember who I used to be?
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Commander of the Royal Guard.
-King's Man-At-Arms. -(GROANING)
-But today... -(GROANS)
-(DUNCAN GRUNTS) -(DEVICE BEEPS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
-(DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY) -(TRAP JAW SCREAMS)
...I'm a new man!
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
-Hey. -ROBOTO: (DISTORTED) Duncan?
Roboto!
Don't you go powering down on me.
ROBOTO: It-It-It doesn't matter.
Existence is a series of absurdities
leading to infinite nothingness.
(EXHALES) That's my girl.
(SIGHS) That's my girl.
(SIGHS)
Stand still, you muscle-bound oaf!
I'm trying to annihilate you!
(GRUNTS, BREATHING HEAVILY)
(STRAINS)
(GASPS)
(ADAM GRUNTS)
(GASPS, CHOKING)
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
(CONTINUES CHOKING)
Well, would you look at that?
It seems your sword is worthless.
Nothing more than a cheap toy to play with.
ADAM: That's not possible.
SKELETOR: I'm curious.
Without this, what are you?
Who are you?
-Let's have a look. (SNARLS) -(GRUNTS)
-(SNARLS) -(FLESH SEARING)
(STRAINS)
(YELLS)
(GASPS)
-(GROANS) -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
MAN: Unleash the beast, dude!
WOMAN: That's gold, bro, right there.
MAN 2: Sick flex, bro.
Could I level with you, Adam?
I was never really buying
that whole beefcake barbarian thing.
I don't think you ever were the tough guy.
I suspect you were the runt.
And those that didn't bully you,
well, they felt sorry for you.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Catch! (GRUNTS)
It wasn't like that.
No?
(SKELETOR GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
(BREATH SHUDDERING)
JULIE: What was it like?
What?
Your home planet.
What was it like?
Well, it was, um... (SWALLOWS)
(CHUCKLES) It was beautiful.
(SIGHS)
Like nothing you've ever seen before.
Oh, my God, have you ever been to Sedona?
What? (GASPS)
(SNARLS) Ah, now this place,
-this is more your thing. -(GROANING)
A world of grays and beiges
and a constant humiliating failure.
(ADAM YELLS)
(GRUNTS, GROANS SOFTLY)
(PANTING)
Adam! Can this wait?
I have a performance review with Darryl.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING) -(ADAM GROANS)
(MAN GROANS)
Who's the demon, Adam?
ADAM: He's the bad guy. He broke my sword!
Here we go again with the Sword!
While I conquered an entire planet,
you were here, uh... uh...
What even is this?
It's Human Resources.
Human resources?
Oh, Adam, you naughty boy.
Oh, come on.
SKELETOR: Oh, you can pretend to be the hero
with your giant muscles,
that big long sword dangling
-between your glorious thighs. -(CHOKING)
But you'll always be a failure.
-Eternia isn't your home. -(CONTINUES CHOKING)
It's a dream of something you're not.
(CLICKING TEETH)
And that dream...
is over.
-(CHOKES) -(TEELA GASPS)
(GASPING)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
(GASPING)
Adam!
-(PANTING) -HUSSEIN: Adam!
Hey, Adam,
are you okay?
Yeah.
I... I just think I might have died.
Damn.
Uh, that's heavy, brother.
Well, you let me know if you need anything.
Uh, I think you might have dropped one.
So...
there you go.
All right. (PANTING)
Kind of convenient to die right before the rent is due.
No, I... I'll... I'll handle it.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(WIND BLOWS)
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
SORCERESS: Get up.
It... It's a talking bird.
Yes.
That's weird.
Uh, you had a talking cat.
(SIGHS) That's a fair point.
So this is it, huh?
I'm dead?
Perhaps.
-Get up! -(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
How can I get up if I'm dead, huh?
You have the Power.
No.
Not anymore.
The Sword's broken.
What sword?
The Sword... of Power.
Oh, that. What about it?
(LAUGHING) It's... Well...
It's... It's the Sword of Power.
"Whosoever wields the Sword
"shall hold the Power."
Adam, when you hold aloft your magic sword,
what words do you say?
By the Power of Grayskull...
SORCERESS: Yes, go on.
(SIGHS)
I have the Power.
That's right. You have the Power.
Not the Sword.
(ECHOING) You.
-I chose you. -(BREATHING HEAVILY)
In the hands of past champions,
the Power has been brute strength.
But in yours, it becomes so much more.
It is understanding, it is empathy.
It is humanity.
That is why I chose you as the vessel, Adam.
I am the vessel.
Now you're ready.
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(GASPING)
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(BREATHING RAGGEDLY)
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(SOFT CHIMING)
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNAPS)
(ECHOING) By the Power of Grayskull,
-I have the Power! -(CRACKLING)
Oh, balls.
-(PANTING) -(HOPEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
(MEKANECK GRUNTS, GASPS)
-Yeah! -(ETERNIA WARRIORS CHEERING)
(CHUCKLING)
(FISTO GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES)
-(SIGHS) -(MUSIC STOPS)
Skeletor...
I have a proposition for you.
Why don't we...
end this cycle of violence and talk?
Just talk.
(CRINGER GRUNTS IN CONFUSION)
You destroyed my world.
You have caused so much pain and suffering.
And maybe that's because you couldn't be king.
Maybe it's because you weren't loved enough as a child.
Doesn't matter to me who you are.
What matters is what you do.
So do something right.
SKELETOR: Hmm.
(LAUGHING)
Oh, you... you boob.
You muscle-bound milquetoast.
There is no right that will be done here.
There is no good in me that you might uncover.
There is nothing you can say that will change my nature,
for I... I am...
a villain.
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)
And... (GRUNTS) does it feel good. (CHUCKLES)
(GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS) -(SKELETOR SCREECHES)
-(SKELETOR GRUNTS) -(GROANS)
(RUMBLING)
(INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES)
(SKELETOR GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
SKELETOR: Look at you.
A feeble, worthless child.
Oh, yes, you may have the Power,
but you're too scared to use it.
And you don't even know how.
I know how to use it.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY) -(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
I just prefer not to.
-(THUDS LOUDLY) -(INHALES SHARPLY)
-(ADAM GRUNTS) -(THUDDING)
Huh?
(SKELETOR GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS, BREATHING HEAVILY)
Is that... Is that all you've got?
I was pulling my punches.
(MUSIC INTENSIFYING)
-(MUSIC STOPS) -(BONES CRACKING)
(YELLS)
(SKELETOR GRUNTS)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BONES SHUFFLE) -(GRUNTS, SIGHS)
SKELETOR: (GRUNTS) Do you want to talk?
Okay. What do you want to talk about?
The time for talk is over.
-(ADAM GRUNTS) -(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
(DUNCAN YELLS)
(GASPS)
(HEAVY BLAST)
(GRUNTS, PANTING)
TEELA: Get up, squink.
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
There you are.
Thanks.
(HEROIC SYNTH-ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(SQUAWKS)
So that was nice, the way you took that guy and
-I squeezed his hand and... -DIAN: Yeah.
DUNCAN: So, what do you think? FISTO: We killed all of them.
TEELA: Ah. FISTO: Oh, wow!
ROBOTO: This is a little revealing.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Hey, Adam.
Hey.
How's it going with your, uh... (BREATHES DEEPLY)
your feelings and such?
Good. Good. Yeah.
I want you to know,
if you ever want to talk,
I'm here.
Great.
Or if you want to arm wrestle.
(CHUCKLES)
Or you want me to beat you with a stick,
-I'm also here. All right? -Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Likewise.
Eternia's finest.
(LAUGHTER)
Look at them.
All the heroes you drew from your childhood.
Ram Man,
Fisto,
and what did you call that guy again?
ADAM: Oh, it's Mekaneck. TEELA: Right.
-Annoying. -Yeah.
Did you ever have a name for me?
(ADAM SMACKS LIPS)
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, Warrior Goddess.
-Oh. -Because... Well, because
I was just a kid, so...
-Yeah, like, it's strong. -TEELA: Wow. That's...
That's great.
I wouldn't look too much into it. I...
You had a name for yourself, too, didn't you?
-No. (CHUCKLES) No. -Yeah, you did. Come on.
Tell us.
You're going to laugh.
ROBOTO: Probably, but tell us.
What is it?
He-Man.
What?
He-Man.
ROBOTO: That's worse than I thought it was going to be.
-Isn't that redundant? -What does it mean?
It's like a... like a strong man.
Like a... Like a masculine fellow.
Yeah.
-What? It's too macho? -No. No.
ROBOTO: Wow, that's very manly.
-And you are very manly. -(SIGHS)
TEELA: It's clever.
Yo, what do you think?
Uh, yeah. Yeah, man, this is...
cool.
Like, it's cool to see that it was all real
and I wasn't a crazy person.
HUSSEIN: Yeah, you know,
now I'm standing next to a green tiger.
(CHUCKLING) It's like who would have thought.
But, hey, thank you for
coming to get me to prove it was all real.
ROBOTO: Oh, my red light's blinking.
I'm getting a distress signal from an Avion village.
Sounds like a job for He-Man.
He-Man.
Yes, I am going to go and do that thing. See...
Over there. So...
-(GROANS) -Cringer.
(SCOFFS) Do we have to?
(CRINGER GROWLING SOFTLY)
FISTO: Is he running off to change in secret again?
Yep.
Does he think we all forgot? Pretty much everyone knows.
I mean, we could just look the other direction,
-if that's easier? -(DUNCAN CHUCKLES)
Nah, let him do his thing.
(MUSIC BUILDING)
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCREECHES)
(THUNDERCLAP)
(CRINGER ROARS)
(MUSIC CRESCENDOING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)
ORKO: In today's story,
we saw that muscles don't necessarily make a man.
And that having a skull for a face
pretty much guarantees
you're the bad guy.
Until next time.
(ELECTRIFYING GLAM METAL SONG PLAYING)
(SONG ENDS)
I had given up hope.
Of both of them.
Well, perhaps one day she'll come back to us, too.
(THUNDERCLAP)
(CRACKLING)
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
MAN: Force Captain Adora?
ADORA: No.
Not anymore.
(MUSIC CRESCENDOING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(HEROIC SYNTH-ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(SIGHS)
I must say, you've looked better.
(SKELETOR LAUGHING WICKEDLY)