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[upbeat music]

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[♪]

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[wind howling]

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[man 1] <i>Dreams are funny,
aren't they?</i>

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<i>Some are good, some are bad,
some replay the past,</i>

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<i>but some give us what you need
to move forward in life.</i>

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<i>It was the last type of dream
I had on the anniversary</i>

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<i>of my mother passing,</i>

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<i>the dream of my next
Kenny Royce on the Scene story.</i>

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<i>This dream was full
of happy people,</i>

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<i>dancing like
no one was watching,</i>

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<i>like my mom.</i>

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[projector whirring]

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[man 1] <i>At her wake, they showed
footage of her dancing,</i>

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<i>and the image of her living free
kept playing on a loop</i>

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<i>over the words
my stepdad Zeke said.</i>

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<i>My mom always said
that living her days</i>

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<i>as a Deadhead were the best days
of her life.</i>

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<i>I remember
ever since I was a kid,</i>

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<i>she told me stories
of how the Deadheads lived.</i>

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[man 1] <i>Deadheads were
a mobile tribe of people</i>

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<i>who lived on the land
guided by their own rules</i>

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<i>and followed
the Grateful Dead incessantly.</i>

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<i>Year after year,
selling their wares to survive</i>

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<i>just to see another show.</i>

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<i>They were folk in search
of something beyond themselves</i>

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<i>that they found
in music and in lyrics,</i>

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<i>so they created their own world
to be part of it.</i>

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<i>I dreamt of being there
amongst the people,</i>

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<i>living that life
of music and travel.</i>

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<i>This was it!</i>

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<i>This was the story I needed
to tell the world.</i>

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<i>This was my next
Kenny Royce on the Scene,</i>

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<i>but bigger.</i>

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<i>A big-scene journal
showing life as a Deadhead,</i>

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<i>walking in my mother's
footsteps across the USA.</i>

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[vehicle whooshing]

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[man 1] <i>So when Dead & Company
announced</i>

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<i>this was the last time
they were going on tour,</i>

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<i>I felt this was my last chance
to be on the scene.</i>

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Hi, this is
Kenny Royce on the Scene.

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What is going on
with these fucking birds?

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[birds chirping]

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[Kenny] <i>That's what I do.</i>

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<i>I film stories on location
as I see them.</i>

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<i>I've done a ton of stories,
filmed on my phone,</i>

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<i>put up on the internet,
but this dream was different.</i>

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<i>It wasn't about
bad housing conditions</i>

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<i>or how to never judge a taco
by its price.</i>

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<i>It was about living
my mom's dream</i>

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<i>and living the human experience
in the world of the Dead,</i>

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<i>to find the real story
behind these fans</i>

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<i>and their way of life.</i>

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[upbeat music]

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<i>♪ Taco price unfair now</i>

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<i>♪ It's Kenny Royce
on the Scene ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Birds up in your head now,
now ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene</i>

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<i>♪ I'll take it
to the next level ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause I got a big dream</i>

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<i>♪ That my mama gave me now</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah,
this is My Dead Summer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So come on along with Kenny
Royce on the Scene, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ha, ha, it's Kenny Rodgers
Royce, y'all ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Come on,
it's My Dead Summer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody now,
My Dead Summer ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Oh, My Dead Summer</i>

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<i>♪ My Dead Summer</i>

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[Kenny] <i>My first day on tour
with Dead & Company</i>

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<i>is in my hometown
of Los Angeles.</i>

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<i>After the last four LA shows
in December of 1994,</i>

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<i>my mother hung up
her dancing Dead shoes</i>

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<i>and decided to settle down
to raise me</i>

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<i>in the City of Angels.</i>

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<i>She said it was perfect timing
since she was about to pop</i>

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<i>and the tour
was on its last leg.</i>

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<i>She named me
Kenny Rodgers Royce.</i>

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<i>Kenny Rodgers, thinking
its gambling spirit</i>

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<i>might give me
a little luck in life.</i>

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<i>My last name Royce
is after my father,</i>

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<i>whom my mom met
on the Dead tour.</i>

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<i>She said that they always
did it in a Rolls-Royce,</i>

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<i>but couldn't be certain.</i>

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[projector whirring]

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We're on the scene,
and we are going to see LA Dead.

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I decided to leave
our production dog, Lily Pad,

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at home for the first two shows

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so I can really immerse myself
in the Dead culture.

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<i>So I ventured out
with my small film crew.</i>

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<i>Now, they didn't wanna use
their real names,</i>

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<i>I don't know why,</i>

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<i>but I got around to calling them
Defer 1 and Defer 2.</i>

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<i>They're called Defer</i>

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<i>because they'll work
for deferred pay.</i>

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<i>It's basically a fancy way
of saying</i>

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<i>that they'll get paid later
on a release date.</i>

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<i>It's a complicated
movie business thing,</i>

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<i>but they're very still much
professional, though.</i>

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Can you open the fucking door
for me, please?

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[upbeat music]

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On the Scene with Kenny Royce.

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[indistinct speech]

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This is Kenny Royce.

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Kenny Royce, this is
On the Scene.

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This is, uh...
This is LA.

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This is-- this is--
this is Dead & Company.

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Most amazing thing I think
that I've ever put myself into.

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Let's walk around.

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What is up with the...
What is up with these balloons?

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[indistinct chatter]

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How you guys doin'?

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[woman 1] Huh?

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I-- I said I-- I was asking
how you guys are doing.

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From there, it was time
to head to a place

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they call Shakedown Street,
the main Deadhead hangout.

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[upbeat music]

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[indistinct chatter]

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This is essentially
what Shakedown Street

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is all about.

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Everybody sells merchandise,

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a lot of balloons
that are happening.

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Just when you see somebody
with this,

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it means, um,
they need a ticket.

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As I walked through
the sea of people,

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I felt like Odysseus
on his journey in The Odyssey.

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- [man 2] Yeah?
- Like--

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[man 2] yeah, yeah,
it's like a-- like an oat bar

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kind of a thing,
and then it's got weed in it.

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Oh, yeah?

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[man 2] Yeah. It's a good ball.

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It's oat cheese on it.

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So, o-- it's o-- it's o--

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[man 2] These guys are making
[overlapping speech]

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Where-- where-- where--
where are these guys--

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- Where are these guys set up?
- [man 2] Right here.

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He's making grilled cheese
and then shit.

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Oh, oh, this-- that--
that guy right there?

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[man 2] Yeah, yeah.

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Thank-- thank you, guys.
Thank you, guys.

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Uh, my name is Kenny.

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[Mitch] Kenny, Mitch.
Nice to meet you.

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Mi-- Mitch. Mitch.

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- [Mitch] Yeah.
- Thank you.

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[Mitch] Have a great concert.

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I do-- I-- what do you think--

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What do you think
they're gonna open with?

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- Probably-- is that-- is that...
- [Kenny] [indistinct speech]

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- No, yeah.
- Same, same.

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I think they're gonna open up--

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<i>♪ West LA</i>

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[together] <i>♪ Fadeaway</i>

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<i>♪ Doo, doo, doo</i>

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That's what I'd like to see.

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Hey, have a good show.
Check the band out.

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[Kenny] <i>And just as he was drawn
to the singing of the sirens,</i>

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<i>I, too, was mesmerized</i>

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<i>by the lost cacophony of music,
chatter,</i>

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<i>popping balloons,
and nitrous hiss.</i>

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Whip it, whip it, whip it.

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[Kenny] <i>I stopped to think
about what it would be like</i>

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<i>for my mom, as she lived
her life as a Deadhead.</i>

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[Kenny] What do you do?

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Well, I was here, and 'cause
I wasn't selling nitrous--

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- [indistinct speech]
- They made me go in my car.

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[Kenny] Okay.
[overlapping speech]

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So that's like-- uh-oh.

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Uh, they are--
they're gonna be here.

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We are filming.

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Uh, so but, Melanie,
tell me about--

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Melanie?

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Tell me about...

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My name's not Melanie.

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Oh, it's not Melanie?

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[Ellen] Ellen.

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Ellen. It's, uh, uh, Ellen.

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- So, Ellen--
- [Ellen] Wait.

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Ellen is selling
Morning Dew candles.

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And with a-- and with a--

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Dot com.
[laughs]

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- With, um, dot com. It's a--
- My favorite song.

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Is it?

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So I just photocopied
all my tickets,

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'cause over the years,
I just had, like, a box

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I'd, like,
throw all my tickets in.

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But you can open this up
and put your own ticket

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in there.

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- So-- so you are a big fan?
- Oh, yeah.

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What is your favorite song?

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All right. Oh, Morning Dew, man!

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- Okay. I-- I-- I--
- Look at that!

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I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I--

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Hearing Melanie's love
of the Dead

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and seeing her make crafts
of her long experiences

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on the tour was an inspiration.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[woman 2] Oh,
is that [indistinct speech]

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[Kenny] Wait, an engine.
[overlapping speech]

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[woman 2] Priorities.
We don't need an engine.

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We need a cooler.

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It's my first, uh, Dead show,
but this thing is a--

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- [woman 3] Oh, what?
- [woman 2] Are you serious?

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It's is, yeah.

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[woman 3] Wait, where'd you get
the cool shirt?

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- [woman 2] Awesome.
- It's-- I...

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Well, I-- I put it out
'cause almost-- 'cause, like,

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I wanna be almost like a--
like--

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[woman 2] Yeah, you want to
fit in, like--

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- Yeah, I know the feeling.
- [woman 2] Right.

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[woman 2] Do you want a snack?

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- Well, what-- what are you--
- [woman 2] I mean.

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[Kenny] <i>As I enjoyed the--
the satur-- shatir</i>

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<i>or sh-- shattery,</i>

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<i>the grace and such
with these kind people,</i>

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<i>I realized Deadheads
now and then</i>

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<i>have the same giving spirit.</i>

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<i>I feel like a sponge,</i>

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<i>soaking in the spirits
of a legacy from generations</i>

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<i>both new and old.</i>

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[woman 2] So this is
your first show?

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Yeah.

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[woman 2] Are you ready to
not sit down for three hours?

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Like, the whole entire place
will be on their feet.

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The whole entire place.

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[Kenny] <i>As these fancy Deadheads
continued to give me</i>

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<i>show advice,</i>

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<i>the weed cookie
that I ingested earlier</i>

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<i>began to take hold.</i>

230
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[trippy music]

231
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[woman 2] Straight hour.

232
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And you don't sit down
for three straight hours.

233
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Don't sit down.
Three straight hours.

234
00:09:57,565 --> 00:10:00,695
You don't sit down.

235
00:10:00,826 --> 00:10:01,869
You don't sit down at all?

236
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,565
- [woman 2] No.
- Well--

237
00:10:03,695 --> 00:10:05,260
[woman 2] Especially not
during Drums and Space.

238
00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:07,913
Well, I had-- I had about
10% fear before I was--

239
00:10:08,043 --> 00:10:10,739
I was going into this,
and 90-- 90% excitement.

240
00:10:10,869 --> 00:10:12,782
What you just said,
I think I now have, like,

241
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,782
30-- 30% fear.

242
00:10:14,913 --> 00:10:17,652
- [overlapping conversation]
- [chuckles]

243
00:10:17,782 --> 00:10:19,217
[woman 2] You're about to
go hard.

244
00:10:20,521 --> 00:10:23,739
[Kenny] <i>With the fancy Deadheads
warning echoing in my mind,</i>

245
00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:26,434
<i>I bought some merchandise
from a roving vendor,</i>

246
00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:29,304
<i>took a pee, and went
to my first Dead & Co. show.</i>

247
00:10:30,304 --> 00:10:32,652
<i>Unfortunately, Defer 1 and 2</i>

248
00:10:32,782 --> 00:10:35,434
<i>weren't allowed in the venue
because of their cameras,</i>

249
00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:37,913
<i>but I took footage from inside
using my phone.</i>

250
00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:39,826
[trippy music]

251
00:10:42,782 --> 00:10:44,086
[Kenny] <i>As you can see,</i>

252
00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:47,652
<i>the weed cookie
really took a toll on me,</i>

253
00:10:47,782 --> 00:10:50,695
<i>but it was a good show, I think,
from what I remember.</i>

254
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,869
<i>Thank God, there's a day two.</i>

255
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,869
[rock music]

256
00:10:58,565 --> 00:11:01,434
[upbeat music]

257
00:11:05,652 --> 00:11:07,652
[Kenny] <i>After last night's show,</i>

258
00:11:07,782 --> 00:11:11,217
<i>my body and legs were aching
like never before.</i>

259
00:11:11,347 --> 00:11:13,739
<i>I unfortunately forgot
to set an alarm,</i>

260
00:11:13,869 --> 00:11:15,652
<i>and instead of waking me up,</i>

261
00:11:15,782 --> 00:11:19,652
<i>Defer 1 and Defer 2
went and got coffee.</i>

262
00:11:19,782 --> 00:11:21,000
<i>We were running late,</i>

263
00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,608
<i>and Shakedown Street
waits for no one.</i>

264
00:11:23,739 --> 00:11:25,913
Let's go. Let's roll.

265
00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:27,000
Let's roll.

266
00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:29,608
We arrived downtown late.

267
00:11:29,739 --> 00:11:34,391
Traffic in Los Angeles
can be unpredictable,

268
00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:38,652
and when we got to the lot,
fog was engulfing the area.

269
00:11:39,521 --> 00:11:42,913
The day itself felt ominous.

270
00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:45,695
You can't get good sound
here in LA

271
00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:47,739
because we're-- we're
right over LAX,

272
00:11:47,869 --> 00:11:49,478
so it's-- like, it's close.

273
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:52,000
It is, and, um, it's--

274
00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:53,130
Hey, everybody.
How're we doing?

275
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[woman 4] Yeah.

276
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:54,782
- Hey.
- [woman 4] Good.

277
00:11:54,913 --> 00:11:56,000
Have a good journey.

278
00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:57,608
Same-- same to you.

279
00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:01,304
It felt like something
special was gonna happen,

280
00:12:01,434 --> 00:12:02,869
and after yesterday,

281
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,086
I wanted to stay sober
for this show.

282
00:12:05,217 --> 00:12:06,521
I met up with a couple
of friends

283
00:12:06,652 --> 00:12:08,043
I had made the night before.

284
00:12:08,173 --> 00:12:12,521
This is my friend Gary,
and Gary is a--

285
00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:14,130
He's a solid Deadhead.

286
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:17,565
A not too uncommon occurrence
at shows on a tour

287
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,478
is running into somebody
that you saw the night before.

288
00:12:20,608 --> 00:12:23,434
And just like coworkers
at a water cooler,

289
00:12:23,565 --> 00:12:26,304
you'll often find yourself
going over the set list

290
00:12:26,434 --> 00:12:28,304
or talking about a song.

291
00:12:28,434 --> 00:12:31,217
That's really what I'm enjoying
about this community,

292
00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:33,608
seeing the people
and seeing how the music

293
00:12:33,739 --> 00:12:35,086
makes them feel.

294
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,173
During our embrace,

295
00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:39,652
Gary just offered me
more Orange Sunshine.

296
00:12:39,782 --> 00:12:41,086
For those who don't know,

297
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Orange Sunshine is
lysergic acid diethylamide,

298
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,434
or LSD.

299
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,043
Created by a Swiss chemist

300
00:12:47,173 --> 00:12:49,173
who accidentally ate some
himself,

301
00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:51,782
years later it would even be
administered by the government

302
00:12:51,913 --> 00:12:54,260
to experiment on prisoners
at Alcatraz.

303
00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:56,260
But ultimately, it became
a popular drug choice

304
00:12:56,391 --> 00:12:58,391
for its psychedelic effects,

305
00:12:58,521 --> 00:13:00,260
which explains a lot more
about my behavior

306
00:13:00,391 --> 00:13:01,956
after last night's show.

307
00:13:02,086 --> 00:13:04,086
I politely declined
Gary's offer,

308
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,391
and as I continued
to hear him talk

309
00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:08,608
about the stuff
I don't remember from yesterday,

310
00:13:08,739 --> 00:13:10,304
that's when I saw her.

311
00:13:10,434 --> 00:13:11,652
[upbeat music]

312
00:13:11,782 --> 00:13:15,086
[Kenny] <i>She was a free spirit,
just dancing.</i>

313
00:13:15,217 --> 00:13:17,956
<i>She reminded me of my mom.</i>

314
00:13:18,086 --> 00:13:21,739
<i>And like a force of nature,
with every twirl on the asphalt,</i>

315
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:24,260
<i>she just drew me in closer,</i>

316
00:13:24,391 --> 00:13:26,826
<i>and I knew that I just had
to talk to her.</i>

317
00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:28,391
What's your name?

318
00:13:28,521 --> 00:13:30,608
I'm Fiona.
- [Kenny] Hi, Fiona.

319
00:13:30,739 --> 00:13:32,217
I'm-- I'm-- I'm--
I'm-- my-- my-- my--

320
00:13:32,347 --> 00:13:35,086
My-- I-- I'm...

321
00:13:35,217 --> 00:13:38,956
Um, um, uh, okay-- I-- my-- my--
um, okay, okay, uh, okay, okay.

322
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:41,521
Time just stopped.

323
00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:43,000
My lips might have been moving,

324
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,608
and we might have been having
a conversation,

325
00:13:45,739 --> 00:13:48,130
but I don't remember a word
that I said

326
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:53,260
or a word that she said
after her name, Fiona.

327
00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:57,304
And the name just kept echoing
in my head, Fiona.

328
00:13:57,434 --> 00:14:00,086
And as I stared at her as if
she were a Greek goddess,

329
00:14:00,217 --> 00:14:04,782
and how could she not be
with that name, Fiona,

330
00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:06,391
I didn't even hear the planes

331
00:14:06,521 --> 00:14:08,956
that were screeching
over our heads anymore.

332
00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:11,000
I didn't feel sober.

333
00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,304
Maybe it was the effects
of last night's weed cookie

334
00:14:13,434 --> 00:14:15,130
and Gary's LSD,

335
00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:18,391
but I had this sudden rush
of euphoria over my body

336
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:19,913
and over my head.

337
00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:23,913
I wasn't the composed
documentarian that I had been.

338
00:14:24,043 --> 00:14:27,739
And then I heard something
like, "Let's dance."

339
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:33,521
As I danced with Fiona,
the shooting pain from my leg

340
00:14:33,652 --> 00:14:35,782
smashed me back to present time

341
00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,913
and reminded me
to focus on the interview

342
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,913
and ask her
what brought her on the tour.

343
00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,043
[Fiona]
Lost?

344
00:15:25,347 --> 00:15:26,391
Right here.

345
00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,608
[Kenny] <i>After talking
and dancing with Fiona,</i>

346
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,652
<i>I could see the magic
this gathering of people</i>

347
00:15:41,782 --> 00:15:43,695
<i>brings to all those who attend.</i>

348
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:47,173
<i>Connection,
deep and real connections,</i>

349
00:15:47,304 --> 00:15:49,391
<i>something that we all
long for every day,</i>

350
00:15:49,521 --> 00:15:51,521
<i>these Deadheads had found.</i>

351
00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:54,086
<i>I'm excited to find out more.</i>

352
00:15:54,217 --> 00:15:56,869
<i>So before I went into the show,
I stopped to talk</i>

353
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,565
<i>to a group of Deadheads that
were looking for a miracle.</i>

354
00:16:00,695 --> 00:16:02,826
So it's not a miracle,
it's a-- it's-- it's--

355
00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:05,086
- [woman 4] It's a weiracle!
- It's a-- it's a weiracle.

356
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:06,869
So you guys
are looking for a weiracle?

357
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,043
- [woman 4] Yes.
- Yeah!

358
00:16:08,173 --> 00:16:10,260
[Kenny] Oh, my God,
that's incredible!

359
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:11,347
And it's our first show.

360
00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:14,260
My first time ever being here.

361
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:17,043
All right, but my first show
was last night, and, uh--

362
00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:18,739
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah, no, no, so...

363
00:16:18,869 --> 00:16:20,304
And, like, I do, I have--
I have-- I have--

364
00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:21,608
[Kenny] <i>A miracle is hoping
to get tickets</i>

365
00:16:21,739 --> 00:16:23,478
<i>to a sold-out show.</i>

366
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,521
<i>It's a person's last chance
to be part</i>

367
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,521
<i>of that night's experience.</i>

368
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:29,173
So-- and, like, I do, I have--
I have--

369
00:16:29,304 --> 00:16:30,608
I have some cameras
here with me,

370
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,869
because I'm documenting it all,
and it's-- and it is, like--

371
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,782
- [woman 4] That's amazing.
- Yeah, yeah.

372
00:16:34,913 --> 00:16:36,913
And so we're, like, it's--
it's awesome.

373
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,000
- I think that is badass.
- [woman 4] Thank you.

374
00:16:39,130 --> 00:16:40,739
I think it is. All right.

375
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,130
Well, I don't wanna keep you
from the-- the-- the--

376
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,043
The weiracle.

377
00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:45,391
- So, like, we'll--
- Wait, wait.

378
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:46,956
All right, okay.

379
00:16:47,086 --> 00:16:49,391
[Kenny] <i>As we were talking,
an official from the tour</i>

380
00:16:49,521 --> 00:16:52,521
<i>gave them their miracle,
free tickets.</i>

381
00:16:52,652 --> 00:16:55,695
<i>Unfortunately, the official
also gave me something as well.</i>

382
00:17:01,652 --> 00:17:03,347
<i>A free trip
right out of there!</i>

383
00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:05,043
<i>A warning that I had to leave
the lot,</i>

384
00:17:05,173 --> 00:17:07,956
<i>because I lacked the permits
to film,</i>

385
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:10,304
another complicated
movie business thing.

386
00:17:10,434 --> 00:17:11,434
[Defer 2] It's, uh, it's- it's--

387
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:14,565
Goddamn fucking rain!

388
00:17:14,695 --> 00:17:17,391
And like Icarus,
who flew too close to the sun,

389
00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:19,956
my wings were melted,
and I fell to the earth.

390
00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:21,826
God, fucking cut.
Fucking cut!

391
00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:23,304
I'm fucking done.

392
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:24,869
I just-- I need a--
I need a fucking break.

393
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:29,000
Not to be deterred,
I bought Defer 1 and 2

394
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:32,782
bacon-wrapped hot dogs
an LA street cart delicacy,

395
00:17:32,913 --> 00:17:35,478
and I called the only person
I knew that could figure out

396
00:17:35,608 --> 00:17:38,521
this permit problem
and get me back on the tour.

397
00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,130
Has you or a loved one
been injured

398
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,913
while acting in an adult film?

399
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:44,956
[rock music]

400
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:49,391
[Kenny] <i>My stepdad/lawyer,
Zeke.</i>

401
00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:51,739
<i>No one answered,
so I left a message</i>

402
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:54,956
<i>that Lily Pad and I
were coming to his office.</i>

403
00:17:55,086 --> 00:17:56,478
Hey, Zeke?

404
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,913
Zeke!

405
00:18:00,173 --> 00:18:01,565
Zeke?

406
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,391
- [Kenny] Zeke.
- [Zeke] Fuck! What the fuck?

407
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:06,434
There you go!

408
00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:07,826
[Kenny] Man, what the hell,
Zeke?

409
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,130
I'm havin' a burger social!
Get the fuck out of here!

410
00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,217
[Kenny] What the fuck
is a burger social?

411
00:18:10,347 --> 00:18:11,913
Get out!

412
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,478
[Kenny] Ze-- I-- Zeke, Zeke,
they tried shutting me down.

413
00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:15,130
They tried shutting down
my phone.

414
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:16,782
What are you doing in here?

415
00:18:16,913 --> 00:18:19,434
Well, this is-- this is my crew.
This is-- these are the guys.

416
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,391
I was explaining Zeke
what happened on the lot.

417
00:18:22,521 --> 00:18:24,913
The lack of permits
and getting kicked off the tour.

418
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:27,304
He was as angry as I was.

419
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:29,652
Oh, hi-- hi-- hi, Monica.

420
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,782
- [Kenny] Hi!
- Hi, how are you?

421
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,391
I lost my phone.

422
00:18:35,521 --> 00:18:37,130
You wanna help her look
for her phone or what?

423
00:18:37,260 --> 00:18:39,217
Uh, uh, I'll-- I'll help her
look for the phone.

424
00:18:39,347 --> 00:18:40,086
[Zeke] Where are your balls,
Kenny?

425
00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:41,347
Why didn't you say,

426
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,739
"I'm here to film
my fuckin' film, all right?"

427
00:18:43,869 --> 00:18:45,304
They never had
any fuckin' permits back then.

428
00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:47,956
How many videos went
from one person to another, huh?

429
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,173
Did they have fuckin' permits?

430
00:18:49,304 --> 00:18:50,652
- I-- I-- I--
- Did they have permits?

431
00:18:50,782 --> 00:18:52,217
They didn't have permits.

432
00:18:52,347 --> 00:18:53,869
Which is why I'm coming
with you on the tour.

433
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000
I'll have the permits,
and I'll have your back.

434
00:18:56,130 --> 00:18:56,826
I can see that.

435
00:18:56,956 --> 00:18:58,521
You-- you want some?

436
00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:01,565
[Kenny] <i>As you can see,
Zeke is kind of an intense guy,</i>

437
00:19:01,695 --> 00:19:04,043
<i>but he's always had my back,</i>

438
00:19:04,173 --> 00:19:05,956
<i>and I feel pretty good
about that,</i>

439
00:19:06,086 --> 00:19:08,739
<i>knowing that Phoenix
is the next stop on our tour.</i>

440
00:19:08,869 --> 00:19:10,391
What are you doing?

441
00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:11,739
[Defer 1] Uh, we're
[overlapping speech]

442
00:19:11,869 --> 00:19:13,652
Let's go.
Monica needs a break. Come on.

443
00:19:13,782 --> 00:19:15,000
[Defer 1] Oh, yeah.

444
00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:17,826
[Kenny] <i>My mom always referred
to her time in Arizona</i>

445
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:21,173
<i>as being saved by
the trip sherpa of Scottsdale.</i>

446
00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:22,695
<i>How the story goes is that</i>

447
00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:25,173
<i>she was unknowingly
a few weeks pregnant with me</i>

448
00:19:25,304 --> 00:19:27,869
<i>when she took a huge toke off
of a nitrous balloon</i>

449
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,956
<i>and passed out into the arms
of this tall, goofy dude.</i>

450
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,608
<i>It was Zeke.</i>

451
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,782
<i>Mom always said that the comfort
and caring she felt in his arms</i>

452
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:38,521
<i>would make him the best
trip sherpa for us.</i>

453
00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:43,000
Goddamn it!

454
00:19:43,217 --> 00:19:44,304
[sighs]

455
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,869
[Zeke] Get in the fucking car
in five minutes.

456
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,565
I need
my 15 minutes to get ready.

457
00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:49,130
[Zeke] Five minutes!

458
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:52,565
[Kenny] <i>I wanna get back
to the people, talk to them.</i>

459
00:19:52,695 --> 00:19:55,043
<i>I feel like I've just scratched
the surface with my interviews,</i>

460
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:57,652
<i>and I feel myself
longing for more.</i>

461
00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:00,304
<i>And maybe there's a chance
I meet up with Fiona.</i>

462
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:02,086
<i>I hope.</i>

463
00:20:02,217 --> 00:20:04,869
<i>I decided to bring Lily Pad
on this trip as well.</i>

464
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,391
<i>Zeke will be on the road
for a few weeks.</i>

465
00:20:07,521 --> 00:20:10,565
<i>And I didn't find it prudent
to let her live on her own.</i>

466
00:20:10,695 --> 00:20:12,739
<i>I asked Defer 2 if he wanted
to stay behind</i>

467
00:20:12,869 --> 00:20:14,782
<i>to watch him feed Lily Pad,</i>

468
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:17,478
<i>but he said he didn't dog-sit
for deferred payment.</i>

469
00:20:17,608 --> 00:20:19,217
<i>So with that, we hit the road.</i>

470
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:20,782
What are you doin'?
Other side!

471
00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:23,739
[Kenny] <i>Me
and my stepdad tour sherpa.</i>

472
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,652
[rock music]

473
00:20:33,217 --> 00:20:37,695
Late 2017, I finally just

474
00:20:37,826 --> 00:20:41,608
Completely came off
my hardcore meds.

475
00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:43,869
Morphine, Vicodin, fentanyl.

476
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,913
Almost killed myself.
Touched it with my fingertips.

477
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:47,347
Methadone, Suboxones.

478
00:20:47,478 --> 00:20:50,173
Ever since then,
I wheeze when I laugh,

479
00:20:50,304 --> 00:20:52,739
which is why I only do
recreational drugs now,

480
00:20:52,869 --> 00:20:53,739
from nature.

481
00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:54,913
Jesus, Zeke,

482
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:57,478
I didn't realize
you were that bad.

483
00:20:57,608 --> 00:20:59,217
[Zeke] Bad?
What do you mean, bad?

484
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:01,956
You like that?

485
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,043
[man 3] I do.
Uh-huh.

486
00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:04,608
Zeke, do you have a--
do you have a--

487
00:21:04,739 --> 00:21:06,000
Um, a-- a q-- a quarter?

488
00:21:10,608 --> 00:21:11,826
I don't have a quarter.

489
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,043
- Yeah.
- [Zeke] Just take a shit there.

490
00:21:16,173 --> 00:21:18,304
Look, like-- it's like somebody
already did.

491
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:20,782
Listen, I'll hold it in.
I'm gonna hold it in, okay?

492
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,478
Road trips with a parent

493
00:21:22,608 --> 00:21:24,173
is like cuddling
with an older cat.

494
00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:26,826
They're super cuddly,
warm, and fuzzy,

495
00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:30,000
that is, until you doze off,
then they'll steal your breath.

496
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,826
What is it, Kenny, the...

497
00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:33,782
It's Kenny Royce on the Scene.

498
00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,826
[sighs]

499
00:21:35,956 --> 00:21:39,000
God, I think, uh, you know,
how do you [indistinct speech]

500
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:40,826
How are people gonna wanna look
at something called

501
00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:43,000
Kenny Royce on the Scene?

502
00:21:43,956 --> 00:21:45,130
I made this three months ago.

503
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,217
It's already got 55 views,
and look at my comments.

504
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:51,000
Most of those are all comments
from you.

505
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:52,521
It doesn't matter.

506
00:21:52,652 --> 00:21:54,652
I'm not gonna force you
to do any drugs on the tour.

507
00:21:54,782 --> 00:21:56,000
I'm just sayin'

508
00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:58,956
if you want the experience
the Dead had experienced,

509
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:02,739
you might need to get your feet
a little wet.

510
00:22:02,869 --> 00:22:05,782
Kenny Royce, are you
an investigative reporter?

511
00:22:05,913 --> 00:22:07,652
Uh, no, I'm a documen--
documentarian.

512
00:22:07,782 --> 00:22:08,695
I'm telling-- I'm telling--

513
00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:10,304
[Zeke] When you say
"On the scene",

514
00:22:10,434 --> 00:22:12,043
it sounds like they're gonna see
somethin' about an, you know,

515
00:22:12,173 --> 00:22:14,913
an exposé
on a politician or something.

516
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,521
Is that you would call it?

517
00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:18,913
Yes, exactly,

518
00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:21,130
and you need to get used
to disappointment.

519
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,217
Comment is a comment.

520
00:22:22,347 --> 00:22:24,130
"Great job" is how many words?

521
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,434
That's two words, Kenny.

522
00:22:25,565 --> 00:22:27,000
[Kenny] Yeah, t-- t-- two.

523
00:22:27,130 --> 00:22:29,739
Uh-huh, and then you just
be looking for free handouts.

524
00:22:29,869 --> 00:22:32,434
Life isn't about
free handouts, all right?

525
00:22:32,565 --> 00:22:33,304
Yeah, but-- but--

526
00:22:33,434 --> 00:22:34,391
[Zeke] You gotta do it yourself.

527
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,695
Then they talk about Long Beach,

528
00:22:36,826 --> 00:22:38,608
and that's way more
than two words.

529
00:22:38,739 --> 00:22:40,173
That's four words. Great--

530
00:22:40,304 --> 00:22:42,782
[Zeke] I'm just sayin'
you need to know your audience,

531
00:22:42,913 --> 00:22:44,173
and you need to sell yourself.

532
00:22:44,304 --> 00:22:45,869
People look, and they wanna see
on a video

533
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,043
how many comments there are.

534
00:22:47,173 --> 00:22:48,217
It doesn't matter
who they're coming from.

535
00:22:48,347 --> 00:22:50,086
All right,
we'll work on the title later.

536
00:22:50,217 --> 00:22:53,043
Just-- just look at the
comments on your video, huh?

537
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:56,086
[chuckling]

538
00:22:56,217 --> 00:22:58,173
[Kenny] <i>So for this trip,
I decided to stay alert</i>

539
00:22:58,304 --> 00:23:00,521
<i>and focused Zeke on sharing
his road knowledge with me</i>

540
00:23:00,652 --> 00:23:01,695
<i>instead of stealing my breath.</i>

541
00:23:01,826 --> 00:23:03,956
[Zeke] Hey, Lily wants in there
with you.

542
00:23:04,086 --> 00:23:05,521
- [Kenny] No, Lily. Zeke.
- [Zeke] All right.

543
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,956
[Kenny] Zeke, stay out there.
Stay, Zeke.

544
00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:09,260
<i>♪ It's Kenny Royce
on the Scene ♪</i>

545
00:23:09,391 --> 00:23:11,347
<i>♪ Oh, it's Kenny Rodgers Royce,
y'all ♪</i>

546
00:23:11,478 --> 00:23:12,739
<i>♪ Hell no</i>

547
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:15,130
<i>♪ It's Kenny Royce
on the Scene ♪</i>

548
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:18,043
[upbeat music]

549
00:23:18,173 --> 00:23:20,695
[Kenny] <i>Zeke informed us we had
to stop in the Salton Sea</i>

550
00:23:20,826 --> 00:23:22,956
<i>to pick up some tour enhancers.</i>

551
00:23:23,086 --> 00:23:25,695
<i>♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene,
yeah ♪</i>

552
00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,478
[Zeke] Let me do the meeting,
he knows me,

553
00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,391
and you do your stuff.

554
00:23:32,521 --> 00:23:34,347
[Kenny] Okay.

555
00:23:34,478 --> 00:23:35,217
Let's-- let's, um, let's do it.

556
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,304
[Zeke] Oh, fine!

557
00:23:36,434 --> 00:23:37,434
- Let's, uh, let's just--
- [Zeke grunts]

558
00:23:39,956 --> 00:23:41,826
[Kenny] <i>Knowing too well
that tour enhancers</i>

559
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:43,739
<i>was actually drugs,</i>

560
00:23:43,869 --> 00:23:46,130
<i>I was so nervous
about Zeke's pickup</i>

561
00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:49,478
<i>that I forgot to hit record
on my phone for On the Scene.</i>

562
00:23:49,608 --> 00:23:52,173
<i>Instead, I got
a series of still photos.</i>

563
00:23:52,304 --> 00:23:53,347
[camera clicking]

564
00:23:53,478 --> 00:23:54,347
[Kenny] <i>But all I can tell you</i>

565
00:23:54,478 --> 00:23:56,434
<i>is that my stomach
was doing flips.</i>

566
00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,478
<i>It was probably because
I was so excited</i>

567
00:23:59,608 --> 00:24:01,695
<i>and anxious to get to Phoenix.</i>

568
00:24:01,826 --> 00:24:04,391
It is.
It's, um, it's exciting.

569
00:24:04,521 --> 00:24:06,695
I think we're-- we're gonna be
on the scene.

570
00:24:07,478 --> 00:24:11,000
Fuck, get in the car!
Get in the fucking car!

571
00:24:11,130 --> 00:24:15,173
Kenny, get in the fucking car!
Get in the fucking car!

572
00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:17,260
[Kenny] Zeke. Zeke, Zeke.

573
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:18,521
What-- what-- what-- what--
what?

574
00:24:18,652 --> 00:24:19,869
[tires screeching]

575
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,478
[car vrooming]

576
00:24:23,869 --> 00:24:25,565
- Every man for himself, Kenny.
- Zeke, Zeke, Zeke.

577
00:24:25,695 --> 00:24:27,521
- Every man for himself.
- Zeke, Zeke.

578
00:24:27,652 --> 00:24:28,826
Rule number one.

579
00:24:28,956 --> 00:24:30,608
- Zeke.
- Okay?

580
00:24:30,739 --> 00:24:31,869
[Kenny] <i>While Zeke explained
to me</i>

581
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,043
<i>the tour rules and whatnot,</i>

582
00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,391
<i>his words began to turn
into noises</i>

583
00:24:36,521 --> 00:24:39,391
<i>that actually made
my ears hurt.</i>

584
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:43,739
<i>I think Lily felt the same way,
so I took her out for a walk.</i>

585
00:24:43,869 --> 00:24:45,478
<i>When I got back to the car</i>

586
00:24:45,608 --> 00:24:48,695
<i>and took a toke
from my vape pen, it happened.</i>

587
00:24:48,826 --> 00:24:50,913
[screams]

588
00:24:51,043 --> 00:24:52,565
- [Defer 1] Fuck! Oh, my God.
- Call 911.

589
00:24:52,695 --> 00:24:56,391
[Kenny] <i>According to the WHO,
dehydration is what happens</i>

590
00:24:56,521 --> 00:24:58,260
<i>when your body
loses electrolytes.</i>

591
00:24:58,391 --> 00:25:00,086
[Defer 1] Can we record
anything?

592
00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:04,130
[Kenny] <i>It can cause heatstroke
and possibly put you in a coma,</i>

593
00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:05,782
<i>which it did.</i>

594
00:25:05,913 --> 00:25:07,782
[wind swooshes]

595
00:25:09,869 --> 00:25:11,478
[Kenny] <i>Remember how I said
dreams were funny?</i>

596
00:25:11,608 --> 00:25:12,565
[ominous suspense music]

597
00:25:12,695 --> 00:25:14,173
[Kenny] <i>Sometimes they show
worries,</i>

598
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,391
<i>sometimes they replay events,</i>

599
00:25:16,521 --> 00:25:18,434
<i>sometimes they show you
where to go.</i>

600
00:25:18,565 --> 00:25:21,173
<i>Well, coma dreams
aren't any of that.</i>

601
00:25:21,304 --> 00:25:23,391
<i>Coma dreams are fucking nuts!</i>

602
00:25:26,652 --> 00:25:28,913
Has you or a loved one
been injured while in a film?

603
00:25:29,043 --> 00:25:31,260
[distorted] Injured
while in a film.

604
00:25:31,391 --> 00:25:33,434
Has you or a loved one
been in a film?

605
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,826
[distorted] Has you
or a loved one been in a film?

606
00:25:35,956 --> 00:25:38,304
A loved one in a film?

607
00:25:38,434 --> 00:25:40,521
[wind swooshes]

608
00:25:40,652 --> 00:25:42,434
[tense music]

609
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,391
[Zeke] Kenny, Kenny, are you
an investigative reporter?

610
00:25:53,521 --> 00:25:54,478
[distorted] Investigative
reporter.

611
00:25:54,608 --> 00:25:55,956
Investigative reporter.

612
00:25:56,086 --> 00:25:58,304
<i>♪ Kenny Royce
on the Scene ♪</i>

613
00:25:58,434 --> 00:25:59,695
[Kenny] [echoing] I'm-- I'm a--
I'm a doc-- doc--

614
00:25:59,826 --> 00:26:01,043
Document-- a documentarian.

615
00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,478
<i>♪ It's Kenny Royce
on the Scene ♪</i>

616
00:26:03,608 --> 00:26:05,000
[Zeke] I'm not--
not gonna force you to do any--

617
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:06,565
[distorted] Not--
not gonna force you.

618
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,695
<i>♪ It's Kenny Royce
on the Scene ♪</i>

619
00:26:08,826 --> 00:26:10,043
[Zeke] Life-- life is
not about free handouts.

620
00:26:10,173 --> 00:26:11,173
[distorted] Free handouts.

621
00:26:11,304 --> 00:26:13,695
<i>♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene</i>

622
00:26:13,826 --> 00:26:15,695
[Zeke] You need-- need
to get used to disappointment.

623
00:26:15,826 --> 00:26:17,913
<i>♪ It's Kenny Royce
on the Scene ♪</i>

624
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,130
[Zeke] [distorted]
Disappointment.

625
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:21,086
[Kenny] [distorted]
<i>♪ It's Kenny Royce</i>

626
00:26:21,217 --> 00:26:24,217
<i>♪ On the Scene</i>

627
00:26:24,347 --> 00:26:27,130
[Zeke] [distorted]
Get used to disappointment.

628
00:26:27,260 --> 00:26:29,304
[wind swooshing]

629
00:26:29,434 --> 00:26:32,260
[upbeat music]

630
00:26:37,869 --> 00:26:41,695
Kenny!
Kenny, wake up!

631
00:26:41,826 --> 00:26:45,260
Kenny!
Kenny, Kenny, wake up.

632
00:26:45,391 --> 00:26:46,739
Wake up.

633
00:26:46,869 --> 00:26:48,347
[Kenny] <i>But Zeke being
an excellent trip sherpa</i>

634
00:26:48,478 --> 00:26:49,913
<i>and a questionable adult</i>

635
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:52,739
<i>broke me out of the hospital
and detoured to Vegas.</i>

636
00:26:52,869 --> 00:26:55,391
- Zeke.
- [groans]

637
00:26:55,521 --> 00:26:57,956
- Zeke, hey!
- [Zeke] Let's get out of here.

638
00:26:58,086 --> 00:27:00,173
- [Zeke pants]
- [elevator bell dings]

639
00:27:00,304 --> 00:27:02,565
[Zeke] Oh, fuck.
All right, let's go see Fiona.

640
00:27:02,695 --> 00:27:03,434
[rock music]

641
00:27:03,565 --> 00:27:04,347
[Kenny] Zeke.

642
00:27:04,478 --> 00:27:05,913
It's time to play a little
game.

643
00:27:06,043 --> 00:27:08,173
Okay, come on. In the car.
There you go. Get in the car.

644
00:27:08,869 --> 00:27:10,478
We gotta go. We gotta go.

645
00:27:10,608 --> 00:27:11,869
- [Zeke] Get in the car.
- [Kenny] Holy fuck, it's Fiona--

646
00:27:12,782 --> 00:27:13,826
[Kenny] This is
a really nice car.

647
00:27:13,956 --> 00:27:15,130
- [tires screech]
- [Zeke] Yeah.

648
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:24,304
[♪]

649
00:27:25,913 --> 00:27:28,260
[Kenny] <i>As I rested in the car
to stay out of the heat,</i>

650
00:27:28,391 --> 00:27:31,478
<i>Zeke and Defer 1 went to get
supplies to keep me hydrated.</i>

651
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,434
[trolley wheels whirring]

652
00:27:34,869 --> 00:27:36,086
[Zeke] I think--

653
00:27:36,217 --> 00:27:38,521
I don't think Kenny
needs to drink quite yet.

654
00:27:38,652 --> 00:27:40,173
You have to wait a little bit
for the heat

655
00:27:40,304 --> 00:27:41,434
to kind of take effect

656
00:27:41,565 --> 00:27:42,608
before you get the full effect
of the water

657
00:27:42,739 --> 00:27:45,130
rehydrating
the cellular tissues.

658
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:47,304
So, uh, why don't you shut
that thing off?

659
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:50,304
We're just gonna take
a little quick break there,

660
00:27:50,434 --> 00:27:53,695
and, uh, we'll see you back out
in the parking lot, all right?

661
00:27:53,826 --> 00:27:56,608
[indistinct background chatter]

662
00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:04,782
[trolley wheels whirring]

663
00:28:04,913 --> 00:28:07,608
Uh, we've been parked over here.

664
00:28:08,695 --> 00:28:10,217
I haven't had this car
that long.

665
00:28:10,347 --> 00:28:11,956
[Kenny] <i>My mom used to tell me
whenever the tour</i>

666
00:28:12,086 --> 00:28:14,913
<i>was goin' south
and needed some positive juju,</i>

667
00:28:15,043 --> 00:28:18,347
<i>Zeke would take her
on what he called a Zeke freak.</i>

668
00:28:18,478 --> 00:28:21,304
<i>A Zeke freak is when you're
dressed up in outrageous clothes</i>

669
00:28:21,434 --> 00:28:23,086
<i>to get a negative reaction
from the squares</i>

670
00:28:23,217 --> 00:28:25,347
<i>in a public place.</i>

671
00:28:25,478 --> 00:28:27,913
<i>It's supposed to pass off
the negative vibes to them</i>

672
00:28:28,043 --> 00:28:31,173
<i>and reset our mindset
to accept the positive ones.</i>

673
00:28:31,304 --> 00:28:33,521
<i>Wow, who knew
a personal injury lawyer</i>

674
00:28:33,652 --> 00:28:36,608
<i>for the adult entertainment
business was so spiritual?</i>

675
00:28:36,739 --> 00:28:38,608
<i>I don't know if it was
the Zeke freak</i>

676
00:28:38,739 --> 00:28:41,260
<i>or the fact that I survived
a heatstroke coma,</i>

677
00:28:41,391 --> 00:28:43,521
<i>but I could really feel
the good vibes,</i>

678
00:28:43,652 --> 00:28:46,043
<i>and I was excited to get back
on the tour with Zeke</i>

679
00:28:46,173 --> 00:28:48,695
<i>to meet new friends
and see Fiona.</i>

680
00:28:48,826 --> 00:28:50,086
[Zeke] Feeling good, Kenny.

681
00:28:50,217 --> 00:28:51,913
- [Kenny] Feeling good, Zeke.
- [Zeke] [bleep] drive!

682
00:28:52,043 --> 00:28:53,434
[upbeat music]

683
00:28:53,565 --> 00:29:02,434
[♪]

684
00:29:09,913 --> 00:29:12,391
[Kenny] <i>While we
were on the road to St. Louis,</i>

685
00:29:12,521 --> 00:29:15,434
<i>we made multiple stops
for Zeke to pick up supplies.</i>

686
00:29:20,086 --> 00:29:21,652
Did you steal anything?

687
00:29:22,521 --> 00:29:23,608
[exhales]

688
00:29:23,739 --> 00:29:25,826
No, but I hurt my back
running out here

689
00:29:25,956 --> 00:29:28,086
to see if my briefcase
was still in the car.

690
00:29:28,217 --> 00:29:29,608
Well, you know you're not
really supposed to run

691
00:29:29,739 --> 00:29:30,434
more than five feet.

692
00:29:30,565 --> 00:29:33,000
[exhales]

693
00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:35,304
It was longer than five feet.

694
00:29:35,434 --> 00:29:36,434
- Yeah.
- [Zeke] Yeah.

695
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:41,086
[Kenny] So we had to take
a little bit of a detour,

696
00:29:41,217 --> 00:29:42,913
Defer 2?

697
00:29:44,782 --> 00:29:46,478
- [Defer 2] Good God.
- [Kenny] Yeah.

698
00:29:46,608 --> 00:29:48,869
[Zeke] Fuckin' detour.

699
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,217
- [Zeke] Hey!
- [Kenny] Is that the Circle K?

700
00:29:50,347 --> 00:29:51,652
[Zeke] That's the Circle K.

701
00:29:52,608 --> 00:29:53,739
[Kenny] Did we just do
one big loop?

702
00:29:53,869 --> 00:29:55,043
[Zeke] How did you do that?

703
00:29:57,391 --> 00:29:59,000
[Kenny] What's going on?

704
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,304
- [Zeke] Wait, what am I--
- [Kenny] I don't know.

705
00:30:00,434 --> 00:30:09,260
[♪]

706
00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:22,782
[Kenny] <i>Zeke took on the duty
of finding hotels.</i>

707
00:30:22,913 --> 00:30:25,217
<i>The first one he got
was the haunted hotel</i>

708
00:30:25,347 --> 00:30:28,695
<i>him and my mom used to stay at
on every Grateful Dead tour.</i>

709
00:30:28,826 --> 00:30:30,739
<i>Excited to capture
a ghost on film,</i>

710
00:30:30,869 --> 00:30:33,826
<i>I took the camera from Defer 1
and set it up while we slept.</i>

711
00:30:33,956 --> 00:30:35,826
[ominous music]

712
00:30:38,217 --> 00:30:41,000
[tape fast-forwarding]

713
00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:45,521
[Kenny] <i>I caught a ghost,
all right,</i>

714
00:30:45,652 --> 00:30:47,434
<i>the most terrifying ghost ever.</i>

715
00:30:47,565 --> 00:30:56,434
[♪]

716
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,304
- [Kenny] Zeke.
- Come on, come on. Come on.

717
00:31:03,434 --> 00:31:04,695
- Look, look.
- Zeke.

718
00:31:04,826 --> 00:31:06,260
It's not the first time
I've run into this, okay?

719
00:31:06,391 --> 00:31:08,130
Zeke, are you naked?

720
00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:09,956
After three hours
of convincing Zeke

721
00:31:10,086 --> 00:31:11,260
I wasn't my mom,

722
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:14,173
we agreed to never speak
of the Zeke creep again.

723
00:31:14,304 --> 00:31:15,086
- Yeah, that'd great.
- Okay, good.

724
00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:17,260
I mean, actually,
what we do with...

725
00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:19,782
But just to be safe,
I slept in the bathroom.

726
00:31:19,913 --> 00:31:21,347
[upbeat music]

727
00:31:26,695 --> 00:31:28,695
- [bleep] house?
- [Zeke] Yeah.

728
00:31:28,826 --> 00:31:30,173
[Kenny] <i>At breakfast
the next morning,</i>

729
00:31:30,304 --> 00:31:32,478
<i>Zeke was embarrassed
about last night's events.</i>

730
00:31:35,608 --> 00:31:37,521
<i>Even though we agreed
not to talk about it,</i>

731
00:31:37,652 --> 00:31:39,217
<i>his behavior
told a different story.</i>

732
00:31:39,347 --> 00:31:41,173
I mean, you can see,
my-- my body movement,

733
00:31:41,304 --> 00:31:43,130
I'm just-- I'm just staring
straight ahead.

734
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:45,739
You're the one that's actually
moving around, like, left--

735
00:31:45,869 --> 00:31:47,173
So we hit the road,

736
00:31:47,304 --> 00:31:49,260
and I had Zeke focus
on getting us to the next hotel.

737
00:31:49,391 --> 00:31:51,260
[Zeke] ...reviews, huh?

738
00:31:52,739 --> 00:31:54,434
10 out of 10, exceptional.

739
00:31:54,565 --> 00:31:56,695
Oh, my God, Miss Pamela
and her staff were--

740
00:31:56,826 --> 00:31:58,478
You think that's Pamela Anderson
works there?

741
00:31:58,608 --> 00:32:00,521
I-- I hope she is.

742
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,826
- The hotel.
- I've seen While I--

743
00:32:01,956 --> 00:32:02,782
All right, we're gonna-- we
don't need to talk

744
00:32:02,913 --> 00:32:04,478
about fuckin' money.

745
00:32:04,608 --> 00:32:05,695
We're talkin' about a hotel.
We're just gonna get a hotel.

746
00:32:05,826 --> 00:32:08,608
- [Lily farts]
- Oh, my God, Lily. Oh.

747
00:32:08,739 --> 00:32:10,565
[coughs]

748
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:13,130
[Kenny] I told you
not to feed her that turkey.

749
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:14,739
Fuck is this?

750
00:32:14,869 --> 00:32:16,608
"We regret to inform you
that..."

751
00:32:16,739 --> 00:32:18,478
So they will not be able
to accommodate

752
00:32:18,608 --> 00:32:19,782
your fuckin' rooms.

753
00:32:19,913 --> 00:32:22,173
- [Lily farts]
- God, Lily!

754
00:32:22,304 --> 00:32:23,260
Oh

755
00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,000
- [Zeke coughs]
- [Kenny] Let her be!

756
00:32:26,956 --> 00:32:28,608
- [Zeke exhales]
Look at her, she's depressed.

757
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:29,565
[Zeke exhales]

758
00:32:29,695 --> 00:32:31,043
[Kenny] She's not...

759
00:32:31,173 --> 00:32:33,000
[Zeke] Yeah. Okay.

760
00:32:33,130 --> 00:32:34,521
[Kenny] Since I had Lily,

761
00:32:34,652 --> 00:32:36,434
I suggested Zeke get
a tour companion

762
00:32:36,565 --> 00:32:38,043
to keep him company,

763
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:39,652
one that doesn't fart so much

764
00:32:39,782 --> 00:32:41,608
and would keep him
from creeping.

765
00:32:41,739 --> 00:32:42,956
[door squeaks]

766
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,173
[Kenny] So he found Gallop.

767
00:32:46,304 --> 00:32:47,695
[country music playing
in background]

768
00:32:47,826 --> 00:32:50,565
[Gallop whinnying
and galloping]

769
00:32:52,826 --> 00:32:54,217
[Gallop whinnying]

770
00:32:57,565 --> 00:32:59,391
[door squeaks]

771
00:32:59,521 --> 00:33:00,304
[Zeke cheering]

772
00:33:00,434 --> 00:33:01,565
[Zeke] Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

773
00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:03,043
Wooh!

774
00:33:03,173 --> 00:33:06,304
Let's go!
Get the fuck in the car!

775
00:33:06,434 --> 00:33:08,652
Hey, press the ear.
Makes a noise.

776
00:33:08,782 --> 00:33:11,173
[indistinct speech]

777
00:33:11,304 --> 00:33:12,434
[Gallop whinnying]

778
00:33:12,565 --> 00:33:13,434
[laughs]

779
00:33:13,565 --> 00:33:15,869
[Zeke laughing]

780
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,521
This is great.

781
00:33:17,652 --> 00:33:20,043
[Defer 2] And so I take it
you never got anything like that

782
00:33:20,173 --> 00:33:22,347
when you were a kid there,
Kenny, did you?

783
00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:23,608
- Whoa, there.
- Well--

784
00:33:23,739 --> 00:33:24,782
- God!

785
00:33:24,913 --> 00:33:27,130
- Fuck you, Defer 2.
- Yeah, Defer 2.

786
00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:28,000
I think--

787
00:33:28,130 --> 00:33:29,391
[Gallop whinnying]

788
00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:32,608
When we get to the show,
you just carry Gallop around.

789
00:33:32,739 --> 00:33:36,521
Anytime somebody does something
that you don't like...

790
00:33:36,652 --> 00:33:38,434
Yeah, I think so.

791
00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:41,173
Problem is, the batteries
are non-replaceable.

792
00:33:41,304 --> 00:33:42,391
What?

793
00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,434
And it's-- and they may explode
or leak.

794
00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:45,869
What a rip-off!

795
00:33:46,739 --> 00:33:48,608
Yeah, so, um, that's the thing.

796
00:33:48,739 --> 00:33:50,521
We're only gonna have to have,
uh, about--

797
00:33:50,652 --> 00:33:52,565
Battery life is 400 times, approximately.

798
00:33:52,695 --> 00:33:53,782
400, that's it?

799
00:33:53,913 --> 00:33:56,086
So now we only have 397 left.

800
00:33:56,217 --> 00:33:57,173
Oh, my God.

801
00:33:57,304 --> 00:33:59,739
No, I pressed it twice
in the store.

802
00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:01,260
395.

803
00:34:05,739 --> 00:34:08,391
And then once
when I was running out the door

804
00:34:08,521 --> 00:34:09,217
on it.

805
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,434
394.

806
00:34:10,565 --> 00:34:12,347
[Zeke sighs]

807
00:34:12,478 --> 00:34:14,695
[Zeke] [indistinct speech]
[bleep]

808
00:34:14,826 --> 00:34:17,000
- It's all right.
- It's all right.

809
00:34:17,130 --> 00:34:17,913
Fuck 'em.

810
00:34:18,913 --> 00:34:19,869
It worked.

811
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,347
<i>♪ Kenny Rogers Royce, y'all</i>

812
00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:26,260
<i>♪ Come on, it's My Dead Summer</i>

813
00:34:26,391 --> 00:34:30,695
<i>♪ Everybody now,
My Dead Summer ♪</i>

814
00:34:30,826 --> 00:34:32,521
<i>♪ Ah</i>

815
00:34:32,652 --> 00:34:36,347
<i>♪ My Dead Summer</i>

816
00:34:37,652 --> 00:34:38,478
<i>♪ My...</i>

817
00:34:38,608 --> 00:34:39,304
[Kenny] Let's go
with butterfinger.

818
00:34:39,434 --> 00:34:40,521
[Zeke] All right.

819
00:34:40,652 --> 00:34:42,565
So, you'd like a butterfinger
in Uranus?

820
00:34:44,086 --> 00:34:47,782
<i>♪ Dead Summer</i>

821
00:34:47,913 --> 00:34:51,869
<i>♪ My Dead Summer</i>

822
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,347
[Kenny] <i>As we rolled
into St. Louis,</i>

823
00:34:53,478 --> 00:34:55,347
<i>the big silver arch
welcomed us.</i>

824
00:34:56,521 --> 00:34:57,869
[Defer 2] So the Arch's there.

825
00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,826
Look at this, guys.
Look at that.

826
00:34:59,956 --> 00:35:02,086
Zeke told me
that he and Mom

827
00:35:02,217 --> 00:35:04,260
used to throw rocks
in the Old Mississippi

828
00:35:04,391 --> 00:35:08,521
to make a wish for a good tour
and a safe return.

829
00:35:08,652 --> 00:35:10,695
That may be what Zeke
wished for,

830
00:35:10,826 --> 00:35:13,608
but I wished to see Fiona.

831
00:35:13,739 --> 00:35:15,956
So we headed back to the hotel
for me to do

832
00:35:16,086 --> 00:35:19,086
an on-the-scene update
before the show.

833
00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:21,130
[Kenny clears throat]

834
00:35:21,260 --> 00:35:23,260
[Kenny] Uh, this is Kenny Royce
on the Scene.

835
00:35:23,391 --> 00:35:26,565
Uh, so our bathroom didn't work,
our toilet didn't work.

836
00:35:26,695 --> 00:35:28,260
[Zeke] I'm peein' in the sink!

837
00:35:29,782 --> 00:35:31,217
That's great, Zeke.

838
00:35:31,347 --> 00:35:33,000
[Zeke] Surprised?

839
00:35:34,217 --> 00:35:35,391
Oh, Zeke, it's a...

840
00:35:35,521 --> 00:35:37,608
Oh, it's one of my--
it's-- it's--

841
00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:39,782
It's a Steal Your Face shirt.
Thanks, Zeke.

842
00:35:39,913 --> 00:35:42,695
[Zeke] Yeah! Yeah, Kenny.

843
00:35:42,826 --> 00:35:44,652
- [Kenny] Well, thank--
- [Zeke] Ready for the concert.

844
00:35:44,782 --> 00:35:47,000
Well, everybody, if you know,
I had my heat stroke.

845
00:35:47,130 --> 00:35:49,695
[screams]

846
00:35:49,826 --> 00:35:52,391
And, um, I lost all my clothes

847
00:35:52,521 --> 00:35:53,913
when Zeke rushed me
out of there.

848
00:35:54,043 --> 00:35:56,304
[Zeke] Yeah, the nurse had it,
so, you know?

849
00:35:56,434 --> 00:35:58,000
Oh, the nurse had it?

850
00:35:58,130 --> 00:36:00,434
What were you doing
with the nurse?

851
00:36:00,565 --> 00:36:01,782
Well, I had to get you
out of there

852
00:36:01,913 --> 00:36:04,565
before we had to pay, so...

853
00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:06,826
Well, this is Kenny Royce
live on scene.

854
00:36:07,782 --> 00:36:10,000
With my
Steal Your Face T-shirt back,

855
00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,478
I knew I was ready for the tour.

856
00:36:12,608 --> 00:36:16,043
I took a power nap
in case I ran into Fiona again.

857
00:36:16,173 --> 00:36:17,695
[wind swooshes]

858
00:36:17,826 --> 00:36:20,130
[upbeat music]

859
00:36:20,260 --> 00:36:21,956
[Kenny] <i>This time,
I wanted to be ready</i>

860
00:36:22,086 --> 00:36:26,086
<i>to dance all night with her,
not like the last time.</i>

861
00:36:27,434 --> 00:36:30,304
[chokes, coughs]

862
00:36:33,304 --> 00:36:37,913
Hey, before I forget, all right,
if anything happens on the tour,

863
00:36:41,043 --> 00:36:42,956
...uh, you know, all right?

864
00:36:43,086 --> 00:36:44,869
It's Marco Polo, right?

865
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:49,434
So when you can't find me,
just Marco, but not Marco.

866
00:36:49,565 --> 00:36:51,521
It would be...

867
00:36:51,652 --> 00:36:52,869
Polo?

868
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,434
No, uh, Zeke.

869
00:36:55,565 --> 00:36:56,478
- You'll call back--
- [Zeke] I'll say Kenny!

870
00:36:56,608 --> 00:36:58,173
You'll call back and say Kenny.

871
00:36:58,304 --> 00:36:59,086
Yeah.

872
00:37:00,217 --> 00:37:02,260
- [Kenny] Zeke.
- Yeah.

873
00:37:02,391 --> 00:37:03,130
What was that?

874
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:05,260
Uranius fudge.

875
00:37:05,391 --> 00:37:06,086
Oh, that's the fudge?

876
00:37:06,217 --> 00:37:07,782
That's the fudge.

877
00:37:07,913 --> 00:37:09,826
[sighs]

878
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,652
Was it good?

879
00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:15,000
Yeah, but it-- it-- it-- it--

880
00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:17,739
it tasted almost,
uh, uh, like--

881
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,521
It tasted, like, medicinal.

882
00:37:19,652 --> 00:37:21,391
My taste buds were right.

883
00:37:21,521 --> 00:37:23,478
The fudge that Zeke slipped me
when I was asleep

884
00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,086
was dosed with Molly.

885
00:37:25,217 --> 00:37:26,782
Molly isn't a person.

886
00:37:26,913 --> 00:37:30,260
Molly is a street term for MDMA,

887
00:37:30,391 --> 00:37:34,086
or methylene--
methylenedioxymethan--

888
00:37:34,217 --> 00:37:36,173
Methamphetamine.

889
00:37:36,304 --> 00:37:39,173
It is a stimulant
and a minor psychedelic.

890
00:37:39,304 --> 00:37:41,739
Side effects can be
dancing till dawn,

891
00:37:41,869 --> 00:37:44,608
touching yourself
or others uncontrollably,

892
00:37:44,739 --> 00:37:48,217
and an unquenching thirst
for orange juice.

893
00:37:48,347 --> 00:37:51,130
It's been used in clinical
trials to help PTSD,

894
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:53,652
and even social anxiety,

895
00:37:53,782 --> 00:37:56,608
which Zeke said
I was diagnosed with as a child.

896
00:37:57,521 --> 00:38:00,304
He got this batch from a client
in Canoga Park,

897
00:38:00,434 --> 00:38:03,739
a film producer,
so you know it's good Molly.

898
00:38:03,869 --> 00:38:06,434
I trust Zeke.
He's always lookin' out for me.

899
00:38:06,565 --> 00:38:09,086
So I welcomed
my first ride with Molly.

900
00:38:10,043 --> 00:38:12,130
[sighs]

901
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:15,782
Defer 1,
he gave me fucking Ecstasy.

902
00:38:15,913 --> 00:38:16,782
Do you know what it's like

903
00:38:16,913 --> 00:38:19,000
to be on fucking Ecstasy
right now?

904
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:21,000
It's fucking incredible.

905
00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:24,086
Zeke, why did you have
to give me fuckin' Ecstasy?

906
00:38:24,217 --> 00:38:26,130
I just--
I just fuckin' peed on myself.

907
00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:26,913
[man laughs in background]

908
00:38:27,043 --> 00:38:28,565
[Zeke] Did you?

909
00:38:28,695 --> 00:38:30,826
Hey, good God!

910
00:38:30,956 --> 00:38:32,304
[Kenny] Here's the thing,
I was trying to do, like,

911
00:38:32,434 --> 00:38:33,565
a rub-out.

912
00:38:33,695 --> 00:38:36,000
You were trying to do a rub-out?

913
00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:37,478
You were trying to rub one out?

914
00:38:37,608 --> 00:38:39,391
I wasn't trying to rub it out.

915
00:38:39,521 --> 00:38:41,260
Trying to-- trying to rub out...

916
00:38:41,391 --> 00:38:42,478
I said, "Okay."

917
00:38:42,608 --> 00:38:44,304
You gotta realize this, Zeke,

918
00:38:44,434 --> 00:38:48,869
this Ecstasy is fucking--
absolutely fucking bonkers.

919
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,608
[man 4] Hey, guys, look,
look at my artwork.

920
00:38:50,739 --> 00:38:52,956
What's your work?

921
00:38:53,086 --> 00:38:54,521
[Kenny] What you got there?
What-- what's goin' on?

922
00:38:54,652 --> 00:38:55,695
[man 4] All the prints.

923
00:38:55,826 --> 00:38:57,217
[Kenny] These all--
these are all yours?

924
00:38:57,347 --> 00:38:59,304
[man 4] Yeah, these-- these--
that's you know?

925
00:38:59,434 --> 00:39:00,956
[Kenny] <i>As we looked
at the amazing artwork</i>

926
00:39:01,086 --> 00:39:03,695
<i>our new Deadhead friend
showed us,</i>

927
00:39:03,826 --> 00:39:06,521
<i>the Molly really started
to kick in.</i>

928
00:39:06,652 --> 00:39:09,478
<i>It made me more focused
on the awesome complexities</i>

929
00:39:09,608 --> 00:39:12,521
<i>and fine craftsmanship
of the lithographs.</i>

930
00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:17,739
<i>For Zeke, the Molly made him
focus on other things.</i>

931
00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:19,652
There's boobs on one of 'em.

932
00:39:19,782 --> 00:39:21,739
[Kenny] Yeah, it--
The one did have boobs.

933
00:39:21,869 --> 00:39:22,913
[man 4] That's a medallion.

934
00:39:23,043 --> 00:39:24,565
It was a medallion, I know,

935
00:39:24,695 --> 00:39:26,260
but I was-- I was actually
gonna go with the Jerry Garcia.

936
00:39:26,391 --> 00:39:27,652
[man 4] Oh, the Jerry?

937
00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:28,913
[man 4] Yeah, that says
"In the land of the dark,

938
00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:30,304
the ship of sun
is drawn by the Grateful Dead."

939
00:39:30,434 --> 00:39:31,956
You don't like boobs?

940
00:39:32,086 --> 00:39:34,217
[Kenny] <i>With that, we headed
into the show with Gallop,</i>

941
00:39:34,347 --> 00:39:37,130
<i>and left Lily behind
with Defer 1 and 2,</i>

942
00:39:37,260 --> 00:39:40,173
<i>since all three of them
weren't allowed in the venue,</i>

943
00:39:40,304 --> 00:39:42,869
<i>because of cameras
and Lily being a dog.</i>

944
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,652
<i>Seriously,
what is your problem?</i>

945
00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:45,956
<i>Armed with our phone cameras,</i>

946
00:39:46,086 --> 00:39:48,826
<i>Zeke and I shot footage
from inside the venue.</i>

947
00:39:48,956 --> 00:39:49,869
Everybody, this is, uh,

948
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,913
Kenny Royce, uh, on the Scene.

949
00:39:52,043 --> 00:39:53,391
Hey.

950
00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,739
Uh, I am fucking tripping
my fucking balls off.

951
00:39:55,869 --> 00:39:57,086
- [Zeke] Yeah, you are.
- I am on fucking--

952
00:39:57,217 --> 00:39:59,086
- [Zeke] Your angelic balls.
- I'm on fucking Ecstasy,

953
00:39:59,217 --> 00:40:00,347
and I'm just trying
to find a way

954
00:40:00,478 --> 00:40:01,652
to get into the fucking--

955
00:40:01,782 --> 00:40:02,869
- [Zeke] I think we're good.
- Into the place.

956
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,000
[Zeke] Go.

957
00:40:06,826 --> 00:40:08,347
Zeke, you deserve the best.

958
00:40:08,478 --> 00:40:10,086
- [Zeke] Why, thank you, Kenny.
- You deserve the best,

959
00:40:10,217 --> 00:40:11,217
and then the restroom's
right there.

960
00:40:11,347 --> 00:40:12,086
[Zeke] Okay.

961
00:40:12,217 --> 00:40:13,913
- [groans]
- [Zeke] Sudden.

962
00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:15,347
Uh, yes,
but so we're on the scene.

963
00:40:15,478 --> 00:40:16,478
- [Zeke] Oh, oh.
- You all right, sir?

964
00:40:16,608 --> 00:40:17,956
- You got it? You okay?
- [Zeke] You all right?

965
00:40:18,086 --> 00:40:20,347
- [man 5] Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.
- [Kenny] All right.

966
00:40:20,478 --> 00:40:22,217
No, I know that's heavy.
You want me to carry it for you?

967
00:40:22,347 --> 00:40:23,260
[man 5] No, no, it's not heavy.

968
00:40:23,391 --> 00:40:24,695
[upbeat music]

969
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:32,260
[Kenny] Zeke.

970
00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:34,695
Yeah?
Oh, sorry, that was your beer.

971
00:40:34,826 --> 00:40:37,347
Zeke!

972
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:38,652
[Zeke] Yeah?

973
00:40:38,782 --> 00:40:39,913
Whatever the fuck you gave me,

974
00:40:40,043 --> 00:40:41,782
I'm fucking tripping
my fucking ass off.

975
00:40:41,913 --> 00:40:43,304
[Zeke] And it feels, what, good?

976
00:40:43,434 --> 00:40:45,000
I do. Well, the-- the Grate--

977
00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:46,173
Dead and Company
just played Deal,

978
00:40:46,304 --> 00:40:49,043
and it's fucking amazing!

979
00:40:49,173 --> 00:40:51,347
And made LA, the first night.

980
00:40:51,478 --> 00:40:53,782
LA went great, first night.

981
00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:56,913
Second night... [bleep] [bleep]
...shut me down.

982
00:40:57,043 --> 00:40:59,913
[indistinct speech]

983
00:41:01,217 --> 00:41:03,913
With a, uh, great.

984
00:41:04,043 --> 00:41:06,086
But I just saw a recent
[indistinct speech]

985
00:41:07,086 --> 00:41:09,521
I think I-- I think I-- I think
I just burst my appendix.

986
00:41:11,478 --> 00:41:14,217
As we were walking in the crowd,
I thought I spotted Fiona.

987
00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:16,739
[woman 5] Like, from Shrek?
From-- from Shrek?

988
00:41:16,869 --> 00:41:18,565
No, Fiona was a girl
that I was trying to meet,

989
00:41:18,695 --> 00:41:19,565
and, uh, uh, uh, oh, yeah.

990
00:41:19,695 --> 00:41:21,391
She's from Shrek.

991
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,347
[Kenny] <i>But it wasn't Fiona.</i>

992
00:41:23,478 --> 00:41:26,956
<i>It was some other girl
who looked nothing like Fiona.</i>

993
00:41:27,086 --> 00:41:28,347
<i>You see, not Fiona.</i>

994
00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,434
<i>I think it was just
the Ecstasy.</i>

995
00:41:31,565 --> 00:41:33,347
[upbeat music]

996
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:45,521
Well, Zeke, like, I-- Zeke,
look, we're at-- we're at...

997
00:41:45,652 --> 00:41:49,347
Like, I gotta say I'm, like,
I'm, like--

998
00:41:49,478 --> 00:41:51,130
I'm on fuckin' Ecstasy.

999
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:54,000
[crowd cheering and applauding]

1000
00:42:00,608 --> 00:42:03,130
[Kenny] <i>All in all,
it was a really good show,</i>

1001
00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:05,652
<i>and I think I got
all the footage that I needed.</i>

1002
00:42:05,782 --> 00:42:09,565
Oh, my God, Lilypad!
Lilypad, what's goin' on?

1003
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:10,826
Hi.

1004
00:42:10,956 --> 00:42:11,826
Hi.

1005
00:42:11,956 --> 00:42:12,826
- Am I you?
- Hi. I-- I--

1006
00:42:12,956 --> 00:42:14,173
Well, hold on. Y-- you're me.

1007
00:42:14,304 --> 00:42:15,652
- Okay.
- So, it's, like, start--

1008
00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:17,217
- Hold on, I'm-- okay.
- Start dancing. Start dancing.

1009
00:42:17,347 --> 00:42:18,782
- [Kenny] Start dancing.
- [grunts]

1010
00:42:18,913 --> 00:42:20,869
Yeah, but that-- that--
I was not dancing with Ecsatcy.

1011
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,608
- Yeah.
- That was not how I was dancing.

1012
00:42:22,739 --> 00:42:23,565
That's not--

1013
00:42:23,695 --> 00:42:25,130
I didn't see Fiona,

1014
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:26,956
and I didn't get to dance
with her,

1015
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,782
but there's always
the next show.

1016
00:42:28,913 --> 00:42:30,304
You ready to head to the show?

1017
00:42:30,434 --> 00:42:32,130
[Defer 1] Oh, thank you, Lily.

1018
00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:35,086
[Kenny] <i>It was time to get
on the road to the next hotel.</i>

1019
00:42:35,217 --> 00:42:37,521
<i>Zeke said hotel prices
at the last minute,</i>

1020
00:42:37,652 --> 00:42:40,086
<i>after the show, will be cheaper.</i>

1021
00:42:40,217 --> 00:42:41,956
<i>I'm impressed.</i>

1022
00:42:42,086 --> 00:42:44,086
<i>Zeke really is taking
his hotel responsibilities</i>

1023
00:42:44,217 --> 00:42:44,956
<i>seriously.</i>

1024
00:42:45,086 --> 00:42:46,956
[Zeke] Yes, a dog.

1025
00:42:48,086 --> 00:42:48,913
It's locked.

1026
00:42:49,043 --> 00:42:51,000
[door rattles]

1027
00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:52,782
[Kenny] <i>As we got to the hotel,</i>

1028
00:42:52,913 --> 00:42:55,260
<i>Zeke decided that we needed
to turn the room.</i>

1029
00:42:55,391 --> 00:42:56,956
It think it's a ghost.

1030
00:42:57,086 --> 00:42:59,217
[Kenny] Fucking ghost!
Great, thank you.

1031
00:42:59,347 --> 00:43:02,217
<i>Basically, turning the room
is a time-honored tradition</i>

1032
00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,652
<i>of Zeke's,</i>

1033
00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:06,869
<i>back from when he was a roadie
in Scottsdale, Arizona,</i>

1034
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,956
<i>with a band called
Pregnant Necromancer.</i>

1035
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:10,391
[heavy metal music]

1036
00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,130
[Kenny] <i>They would tear up
their hotel rooms</i>

1037
00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:14,739
<i>like the rock bands of old.</i>

1038
00:43:14,869 --> 00:43:17,565
<i>But my mom always warned me
if I ever saw</i>

1039
00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:20,173
<i>Zeke's roadie rage</i>

1040
00:43:20,304 --> 00:43:22,347
<i>and his tendency
to go off the rails,</i>

1041
00:43:22,478 --> 00:43:23,521
<i>that I should watch out.</i>

1042
00:43:23,652 --> 00:43:25,347
What?

1043
00:43:25,478 --> 00:43:27,347
[Kenny] Yeah, well, you put
the sheets on the ground,

1044
00:43:27,478 --> 00:43:31,478
and it's, like, all the pillows,
and...

1045
00:43:31,608 --> 00:43:34,304
You want me to put it all--
You want-- you want-- oh, yes.

1046
00:43:34,434 --> 00:43:35,478
Sorry, Miss Daisy.

1047
00:43:38,173 --> 00:43:41,000
[Kenny] [indistinct speech]

1048
00:43:44,521 --> 00:43:47,000
With the room cleared,
we hunkered down for the night

1049
00:43:47,130 --> 00:43:49,478
so we could get up early
to start our two-day journey

1050
00:43:49,608 --> 00:43:51,217
to Saratoga Springs.

1051
00:43:52,652 --> 00:43:56,086
Hey, everybody, this is
Kenny Royce on the Scene.

1052
00:43:56,217 --> 00:43:57,304
[Zeke] Shut up!

1053
00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:59,043
Zeke, you know how important
this is to me.

1054
00:43:59,173 --> 00:44:00,217
[Zeke] Shut up.

1055
00:44:04,043 --> 00:44:06,347
Okay, guys, signing off.
Kenny Royce on the Scene.

1056
00:44:06,478 --> 00:44:07,826
- Bye.
- [Zeke] Shut up.

1057
00:44:07,956 --> 00:44:08,869
[knocking on door]

1058
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,869
[birds chirping]

1059
00:44:12,869 --> 00:44:14,521
What's goin' on?
[bleep] are you?

1060
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,782
Bathroom is a little bit, um...

1061
00:44:17,913 --> 00:44:20,260
[Zeke] That's 'cause you
took a shit and it won't flush.

1062
00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:21,739
That's--

1063
00:44:21,869 --> 00:44:24,391
Well, I-- but I took a shit
after you took a shit.

1064
00:44:24,521 --> 00:44:25,913
I was peeing.

1065
00:44:26,043 --> 00:44:27,217
[Kenny] You were--
you were peeing--

1066
00:44:27,347 --> 00:44:29,217
You were peeing basically
sitting down.

1067
00:44:30,391 --> 00:44:32,347
That's-- that's right, you
know?

1068
00:44:32,478 --> 00:44:35,130
I don't actually
pee sitting down, Zeke.

1069
00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:37,043
[Zeke] I have prostate problems.

1070
00:44:39,913 --> 00:44:42,434
What do you mean
you have prostate problems?

1071
00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:43,565
I'm old.

1072
00:44:44,130 --> 00:44:46,347
[groans]

1073
00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:49,565
[Kenny] [indistinct speech]
Right, and my legs are, too.

1074
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:54,478
I told you, I met a girl,
Fiona, at-- at-- in LA,

1075
00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,782
and that's--- that's-- that's
who I wanna go find.

1076
00:44:57,782 --> 00:45:00,956
So, kinda a one-girl guy?

1077
00:45:01,086 --> 00:45:03,130
It's not about being
a one-girl guy.

1078
00:45:03,260 --> 00:45:06,608
It's just that she was a--
she was a really pretty girl.

1079
00:45:06,739 --> 00:45:07,695
I wanna find her.

1080
00:45:07,826 --> 00:45:09,130
- Yeah...
- What's wrong with that?

1081
00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:10,869
You're looking for her later.

1082
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,739
[Kenny] <i>I chalked up
Zeke's sourpuss mood</i>

1083
00:45:12,869 --> 00:45:14,565
<i>to just being old,</i>

1084
00:45:14,695 --> 00:45:16,347
<i>so I checked my
On The Scene page</i>

1085
00:45:16,478 --> 00:45:20,000
<i>for any possible messages
from Fiona and saw nothing.</i>

1086
00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:22,478
<i>But this nagging question
kept rolling through my head</i>

1087
00:45:22,608 --> 00:45:27,173
<i>like waves crashing ashore,
why is Zeke here?</i>

1088
00:45:27,304 --> 00:45:29,608
<i>Why is Zeke here?</i>

1089
00:45:29,739 --> 00:45:33,130
<i>Why is Zeke here?</i>

1090
00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:35,434
<i>I mean, I didn't have
any more permit problems</i>

1091
00:45:35,565 --> 00:45:38,130
<i>or tour officials creeping
around to kick me out,</i>

1092
00:45:38,260 --> 00:45:39,739
<i>so why was Zeke here,</i>

1093
00:45:39,869 --> 00:45:42,521
<i>and what was driving
his outrageous behavior?</i>

1094
00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:44,695
Hey, tubby, need a ride!

1095
00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,217
[Zeke laughing]

1096
00:45:47,347 --> 00:45:48,869
You just take-- take the car?

1097
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,086
I got a bigger clue to the why

1098
00:45:51,217 --> 00:45:54,782
as Zeke took me to visit
a tour friend, Nitrous Ned.

1099
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,608
[Kenny] <i>I was surprised
Zeke called Nitrous Ned</i>

1100
00:45:57,739 --> 00:45:59,304
<i>just a tour friend,</i>

1101
00:45:59,434 --> 00:46:02,608
<i>because my mom always said
Ned and Zeke were tied together.</i>

1102
00:46:02,739 --> 00:46:05,608
<i>Nitrous Ned was the most famous
and fastest balloon filler</i>

1103
00:46:05,739 --> 00:46:07,217
<i>on the tour,</i>

1104
00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:10,347
<i>and Zeke, the Scottsdale Sherpa,
was his assistant.</i>

1105
00:46:10,478 --> 00:46:12,260
<i>Nitrous Ned gave my mom
the balloon</i>

1106
00:46:12,391 --> 00:46:15,260
that sent her into Zeke's arms
and into her life.

1107
00:46:15,391 --> 00:46:17,695
[upbeat music]

1108
00:47:10,695 --> 00:47:11,869
[Kenny] <i>Our visit
to the gravesite</i>

1109
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,217
<i>really seemed to shake Zeke up,</i>

1110
00:47:14,347 --> 00:47:16,565
<i>but we said goodbye
to Nitrous Ned</i>

1111
00:47:16,695 --> 00:47:18,478
<i>with some memorial shots.</i>

1112
00:47:18,608 --> 00:47:19,478
[coughs]

1113
00:47:19,608 --> 00:47:20,826
[Kenny] <i>Here's to you, Ned.</i>

1114
00:47:20,956 --> 00:47:22,521
Again?

1115
00:47:22,652 --> 00:47:26,130
[Kenny] <i>Thanks for your balloons
and getting my mom high,</i>

1116
00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:27,739
<i>even if you were a dick.</i>

1117
00:47:27,869 --> 00:47:29,652
[upbeat music]

1118
00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:35,826
[Kenny] <i>I pushed Zeke
for one and two</i>

1119
00:47:35,956 --> 00:47:37,782
<i>to get us to Saratoga Springs</i>

1120
00:47:37,913 --> 00:47:41,086
<i>so we could make sure that
we were at Shakedown Street,</i>

1121
00:47:41,217 --> 00:47:43,869
<i>and I could hopefully see
Fiona.</i>

1122
00:47:48,478 --> 00:47:50,086
[Kenny] Really, the guy's
really on us.

1123
00:47:54,608 --> 00:47:55,826
[Zeke] Well, look at this guy.

1124
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:56,913
[Kenny] I don't know about you,

1125
00:47:57,043 --> 00:47:58,391
but I think the drugs
are kicking in.

1126
00:47:58,521 --> 00:47:59,434
Which one?

1127
00:47:59,565 --> 00:48:00,782
[Kenny] The green ones.

1128
00:48:00,913 --> 00:48:02,695
Yeah.

1129
00:48:02,826 --> 00:48:04,434
Yep, they're probably
kickin' in.

1130
00:48:04,565 --> 00:48:05,956
Just, uh, sit tight.

1131
00:48:06,086 --> 00:48:07,608
Man, detour really got us.

1132
00:48:07,739 --> 00:48:08,913
Highway.

1133
00:48:09,043 --> 00:48:09,956
[Kenny shushes]

1134
00:48:10,086 --> 00:48:11,434
[Zeke] Highway.

1135
00:48:11,565 --> 00:48:13,130
Like the last 20 minutes
of my life back.

1136
00:48:13,260 --> 00:48:15,260
[Zeke] Yeah, me, too.

1137
00:48:15,391 --> 00:48:17,565
I gave you a point.
I'm taking it away.

1138
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:18,739
[Zeke] You gave him a point?

1139
00:48:18,869 --> 00:48:20,173
Well, I did in the beginning,

1140
00:48:20,304 --> 00:48:21,956
'cause then it started moving
around 50 miles per hour,

1141
00:48:22,086 --> 00:48:24,521
and then we got stuck again,
and then--

1142
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,782
[Zeke] Well, I think you should
take away more than a point now.

1143
00:48:26,913 --> 00:48:27,565
[Kenny] Take away two?

1144
00:48:27,695 --> 00:48:28,478
[Zeke] Yeah.

1145
00:48:28,608 --> 00:48:30,869
[indicator ticking]

1146
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,260
[Defer 1] Uh, guys, so, uh,
[bleep] and I are gonna go in

1147
00:48:33,391 --> 00:48:34,478
and get fuckin' coffee.

1148
00:48:34,608 --> 00:48:35,521
The camera's gonna be rolling.

1149
00:48:35,652 --> 00:48:36,956
Mic's gonna be rolling.

1150
00:48:37,086 --> 00:48:41,434
So, uh, yeah, you can let loose.

1151
00:48:41,565 --> 00:48:43,173
Let's look up the reviews
on Resse's-- Resse's Coffee.

1152
00:48:43,304 --> 00:48:44,869
[Defer 1] You guys want anything

1153
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,913
at this expensively wonderful
coffee shop?

1154
00:48:47,043 --> 00:48:48,478
Uh, regular coffee.

1155
00:48:49,826 --> 00:48:51,782
[bleep] gonna see
what it's about.

1156
00:48:51,913 --> 00:48:53,782
Well, the thing is, you know,

1157
00:48:53,913 --> 00:48:55,956
I think you're right
about the Folders incid--

1158
00:48:56,086 --> 00:48:57,347
- I mean, next time we can--
- Yeah.

1159
00:48:57,478 --> 00:48:59,086
Why can't we just
get a fucking--

1160
00:48:59,217 --> 00:49:02,521
I'm gonna get a cameraman
that can do regular coffee.

1161
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,391
I tip every transaction
and visit once or twice a day,

1162
00:49:06,521 --> 00:49:07,782
at least try to be friendly.

1163
00:49:07,913 --> 00:49:09,956
Today, the manager told me
I make 'em

1164
00:49:10,086 --> 00:49:11,434
employees uncomfortable.

1165
00:49:11,565 --> 00:49:12,826
Think if he makes 'em
uncomfortable.

1166
00:49:12,956 --> 00:49:14,304
- Well, fucking Defer--
- What-- what about Defer 2?

1167
00:49:14,434 --> 00:49:15,913
Defer 1 and Defer 2.

1168
00:49:16,043 --> 00:49:18,130
[both laugh]

1169
00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:20,565
[grunts]
Man.

1170
00:49:20,695 --> 00:49:22,739
I mean, we're trying to get
to the concert.

1171
00:49:22,869 --> 00:49:23,826
All right, well-- well,
you know what?

1172
00:49:23,956 --> 00:49:24,565
We'll talk about that later, yeah.

1173
00:49:24,695 --> 00:49:25,782
Excellent.

1174
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,391
[Defer 2 groans]

1175
00:49:29,521 --> 00:49:30,869
All right, everybody got--
got their fucking coffees?

1176
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:31,695
Okay,
we got the fucking coffees.

1177
00:49:31,826 --> 00:49:33,521
- [Defer 2] Yeah.
- Great.

1178
00:49:33,652 --> 00:49:35,956
- I got-- I got you a-- a tall--
- [Zeke] Yeah, thanks, thanks.

1179
00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:37,217
Ethiopian black.

1180
00:49:37,347 --> 00:49:38,173
There's fingerprints on this.

1181
00:49:38,304 --> 00:49:39,173
Yeah.

1182
00:49:40,434 --> 00:49:42,565
[Kenny] <i>After all the detours
and coffee stops,</i>

1183
00:49:42,695 --> 00:49:45,347
<i>I thought we'd never make it
in time for the show,</i>

1184
00:49:45,478 --> 00:49:48,304
<i>but we did, five hours early.</i>

1185
00:49:48,434 --> 00:49:51,565
<i>So we all took naps at our hotel
in Saratoga Springs.</i>

1186
00:49:51,695 --> 00:49:54,478
<i>This should also be
a really great show for Zeke,</i>

1187
00:49:54,608 --> 00:49:57,260
<i>since this is the venue
that he and my mom</i>

1188
00:49:57,391 --> 00:49:59,304
<i>went together as a couple
for the first time</i>

1189
00:49:59,434 --> 00:50:01,173
<i>to see the Grateful Dead.</i>

1190
00:50:01,304 --> 00:50:03,130
<i>And who knows,</i>

1191
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:05,782
<i>maybe I'll finally run into
Fiona here,</i>

1192
00:50:05,913 --> 00:50:08,347
<i>and see her at the concert
or on Shakedown Street.</i>

1193
00:50:09,652 --> 00:50:11,913
<i>Love is in the air
in Saratoga Springs.</i>

1194
00:50:12,043 --> 00:50:13,086
<i>I can feel it.</i>

1195
00:50:13,217 --> 00:50:14,391
[Defer 2] All right. Okay.

1196
00:50:16,956 --> 00:50:20,695
[Kenny] But-- so I woke up, uh,
you know, and so Zeke is gone,

1197
00:50:20,826 --> 00:50:24,217
and so what I understand
is that Defer 2

1198
00:50:24,347 --> 00:50:26,130
went for some more coffee,

1199
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:28,826
and so Zeke went with him.

1200
00:50:28,956 --> 00:50:32,869
Kenny Royce on the Scene.
Uh, it's now been five hours.

1201
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,043
Uh, I am, uh, I am drinking
here in the hotel room.

1202
00:50:37,130 --> 00:50:38,391
[gulps]

1203
00:50:38,521 --> 00:50:40,826
It's now been five and a half
hours,

1204
00:50:40,956 --> 00:50:43,739
uh, and I have nothing
from Zeke.

1205
00:50:43,869 --> 00:50:45,260
Ze-- Zeke?

1206
00:50:45,391 --> 00:50:46,173
[Zeke] Yeah.

1207
00:50:46,304 --> 00:50:47,478
- Zeke!
- [Zeke] What?

1208
00:50:47,608 --> 00:50:49,478
[Kenny] What the fuck
is going on?

1209
00:50:49,608 --> 00:50:51,739
The left side
of my fuckin' penis is numb.

1210
00:50:51,869 --> 00:50:53,782
[Kenny] Why is the left side
of your penis numb?

1211
00:50:53,913 --> 00:50:55,478
Look, Lily Pad gets anxious, dude.

1212
00:50:55,608 --> 00:50:57,434
- [Kenny] She gets anxious--
- I'm not-- here. Okay.

1213
00:50:57,565 --> 00:50:59,130
[Zeke] This is gonna help you, okay?

1214
00:50:59,260 --> 00:51:00,478
Is that another tab of Ecstasy?

1215
00:51:00,608 --> 00:51:01,869
[Zeke] It sure was.

1216
00:51:03,608 --> 00:51:05,782
No fudge this time,
so I do apologize for that.

1217
00:51:05,913 --> 00:51:07,260
That's fantastic.

1218
00:51:07,391 --> 00:51:08,391
That's fantastic.

1219
00:51:08,521 --> 00:51:11,217
All right, well,
Kenny Royce on the Scene.

1220
00:51:11,347 --> 00:51:14,043
Once Defer 1 and Defer 2
are ready to go,

1221
00:51:14,173 --> 00:51:16,913
we are heading over
to Saratoga Springs,

1222
00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:20,304
the Performing Arts Center,
night two.

1223
00:51:20,434 --> 00:51:22,391
See you guys there.
This is gonna be great.

1224
00:51:22,521 --> 00:51:23,217
I'm excited.

1225
00:51:23,347 --> 00:51:25,130
[upbeat music]

1226
00:51:25,260 --> 00:51:34,217
[♪]

1227
00:51:35,347 --> 00:51:37,695
[Kenny] <i>Outside of Shakedown,
Zeke and I drink it.</i>

1228
00:51:38,956 --> 00:51:41,347
[puking]

1229
00:51:41,478 --> 00:51:44,043
You-- you-- we're rollin' in.
So, um...

1230
00:51:44,173 --> 00:51:44,956
[Zeke gags]

1231
00:51:45,086 --> 00:51:46,434
Are you-- are you throwin' up?

1232
00:51:46,565 --> 00:51:48,130
[Zeke retches]

1233
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,739
[Kenny] Are you throwing--
- [overlapping speech]

1234
00:51:49,869 --> 00:51:51,304
[groans]

1235
00:51:51,434 --> 00:51:53,782
- Here we are.
- [Zeke] Oh.

1236
00:51:53,913 --> 00:51:56,434
- Saratoga Springs, night two.
- [Zeke burping]

1237
00:51:56,565 --> 00:51:57,956
I'm...

1238
00:52:01,086 --> 00:52:02,956
So, someone's havin' a--
someone's havin' a rough time,

1239
00:52:03,086 --> 00:52:03,913
eh, Zeke?

1240
00:52:04,043 --> 00:52:05,000
[Defer 1] How you feeling,
Kenny?

1241
00:52:05,130 --> 00:52:06,304
No, I feel great.

1242
00:52:06,434 --> 00:52:08,608
I-- I-- I feel-- I-- I feel
fucking fantastic.

1243
00:52:08,739 --> 00:52:10,782
I mean, I don't know, like,
the Ecstasy normally--

1244
00:52:10,913 --> 00:52:13,652
Yesterday I was, like,
a little bit like, "Oh, yeah."

1245
00:52:13,782 --> 00:52:14,956
But now with the Molly,

1246
00:52:15,086 --> 00:52:16,043
I just-- like, I-- I feel
like I'm--

1247
00:52:16,173 --> 00:52:17,391
[screams]

1248
00:52:17,521 --> 00:52:19,478
[Kenny] So it's like
I feel really good.

1249
00:52:19,608 --> 00:52:21,173
Hey, Lily's eatin' my vomit.

1250
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:22,826
[Kenny] No, that's not good.

1251
00:52:22,956 --> 00:52:24,826
Just why-- why would you
fucking ever do that?

1252
00:52:24,956 --> 00:52:26,304
[Zeke] I didn't.
She came over to it.

1253
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:27,608
[Kenny] Yeah, but why would you
just-- why would--

1254
00:52:27,739 --> 00:52:28,956
You let her leash go.

1255
00:52:29,086 --> 00:52:30,652
[Kenny] Well, I didn't let her
leash go.

1256
00:52:30,782 --> 00:52:32,260
So-- so she just ate your vomit?

1257
00:52:32,391 --> 00:52:33,956
[Zeke] Yeah.

1258
00:52:34,086 --> 00:52:35,565
Zeke, can you handle
one of these?

1259
00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:37,652
Can you-- like, this is, like,
this is just for a bit,

1260
00:52:37,782 --> 00:52:39,826
- One of these?
- [Kenny] Yeah, this is for--

1261
00:52:39,956 --> 00:52:41,260
Lily Pad. Lily Pad.

1262
00:52:41,391 --> 00:52:42,782
This is pissy stuff.
I can handle that.

1263
00:52:42,913 --> 00:52:44,391
[Kenny] Lily Pad, get away
from the fucking vomit!

1264
00:52:44,521 --> 00:52:45,304
[Kenny] Get away from--
- [vomits]

1265
00:52:45,434 --> 00:52:46,739
[Kenny] Get...

1266
00:52:46,869 --> 00:52:49,304
Okay, get away from the--
get away from the vomit.

1267
00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:53,391
I can totally handle this.

1268
00:52:53,521 --> 00:52:55,217
Uh, this is, um,

1269
00:52:55,347 --> 00:52:57,434
so but this is
Kenny Royce on the Scene.

1270
00:52:57,565 --> 00:53:01,260
And, uh, here we are,
Saratoga Springs, night two.

1271
00:53:01,391 --> 00:53:05,434
Uh, Zeke, obviously,
is not in his, uh, good form.

1272
00:53:05,565 --> 00:53:08,000
Uh, you know, 'cause again,
you know, five hours, you--

1273
00:53:08,130 --> 00:53:09,695
Five hours you guys were
fucking missing.

1274
00:53:09,826 --> 00:53:11,391
[burps]

1275
00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:12,347
[Kenny] And, uh, you know,
here we are that, you know,

1276
00:53:12,478 --> 00:53:14,086
we're showing up
a little bit late.

1277
00:53:14,217 --> 00:53:16,000
We're gonna cross
through the woods.

1278
00:53:16,130 --> 00:53:17,565
We'll brave the ticks.

1279
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:18,608
We'll brave,
'cause we are in New York.

1280
00:53:18,739 --> 00:53:20,434
Ticks?

1281
00:53:20,565 --> 00:53:21,608
Brave the ticks.

1282
00:53:21,739 --> 00:53:23,260
[Zeke] I'll brave the t...

1283
00:53:25,913 --> 00:53:28,956
[vomits]

1284
00:53:29,478 --> 00:53:32,434
Zeke, you think this is
maybe the Molly?

1285
00:53:32,565 --> 00:53:34,913
[vomits]

1286
00:53:35,043 --> 00:53:36,826
[Zeke laughs]

1287
00:53:37,956 --> 00:53:38,739
[Zeke] You all right?

1288
00:53:38,869 --> 00:53:39,695
[coughs]

1289
00:53:39,826 --> 00:53:41,304
Hey, uh, Lil-- Lily will get it.

1290
00:53:41,434 --> 00:53:42,869
[Kenny laughs]

1291
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,608
I think-- I think I-- I don't--

1292
00:53:45,739 --> 00:53:48,086
I don't think
that fucking Molly is any good.

1293
00:53:48,217 --> 00:53:50,217
[Zeke] Yeah, well, I mean,
you got so many of drinks.

1294
00:53:50,347 --> 00:53:51,521
I don't think it's any good.

1295
00:53:51,652 --> 00:53:53,565
I don't think it's any good,
Zeke.

1296
00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,956
Zeke, how the fuck am I supposed
to do interviews like this?

1297
00:53:58,086 --> 00:53:59,695
Zeke, what the fuck?

1298
00:54:00,173 --> 00:54:01,478
- [spits]
- I don't know.

1299
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,956
[Kenny] <i>Either way, we manned up
and found our way</i>

1300
00:54:05,086 --> 00:54:06,565
<i>onto Shakedown</i>

1301
00:54:06,695 --> 00:54:08,695
<i>through a hole in the fence
to talk to the people.</i>

1302
00:54:08,826 --> 00:54:09,956
Over here?

1303
00:54:10,086 --> 00:54:10,608
[Kenny] Right.
Right, it's down this way.

1304
00:54:10,739 --> 00:54:13,173
[thudding]

1305
00:54:13,304 --> 00:54:14,434
[man cheering in distance]

1306
00:54:14,565 --> 00:54:15,826
[Kenny chuckling]

1307
00:54:15,956 --> 00:54:17,434
- [Kenny] Zeke, are you okay?
- [Zeke] I'm great.

1308
00:54:17,565 --> 00:54:19,391
[Kenny] Okay, Zeke, I know--
like-- my-- my--

1309
00:54:19,521 --> 00:54:22,000
I can't really feel
my fucking feet right now.

1310
00:54:22,130 --> 00:54:23,869
I don't know what's going on,
but, like, so--

1311
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,347
This is a typical riot, Kenny.

1312
00:54:25,478 --> 00:54:27,869
[overlapping chatter]

1313
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,565
[man 6] What's in
that briefcase?

1314
00:54:29,695 --> 00:54:30,739
[Zeke] Everything!

1315
00:54:30,869 --> 00:54:31,739
[man 6] Everything.

1316
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:34,869
[indistinct chatter]

1317
00:54:35,391 --> 00:54:36,695
Oh, my God, what's going on
there?

1318
00:54:36,826 --> 00:54:39,565
All right,
so we're on Shakedown Street.

1319
00:54:39,695 --> 00:54:41,826
On the scene with Kenny Royce.

1320
00:54:41,956 --> 00:54:45,173
And, uh, this is, uh, uh, Zeke.

1321
00:54:45,304 --> 00:54:47,913
Jesus Christ!
You're not looking right at all.

1322
00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:49,130
[Kenny] [distorted]
It's Lily Pad.

1323
00:54:49,260 --> 00:54:51,130
[woman 6] [distorted] Lily Pad.
Hi. Lily pad.

1324
00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:52,478
[Kenny] [distorted] Oh, Pad,
you wanna say hello?

1325
00:54:52,608 --> 00:54:53,782
Lily pad.

1326
00:54:53,913 --> 00:54:55,434
[woman 6] Hi, Lily Pad.
You're so cute.

1327
00:54:55,565 --> 00:54:56,869
[Kenny] There's so many people,
Zeke's gettin', like, uh,

1328
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:59,826
he's just [distorted speech]

1329
00:55:02,521 --> 00:55:04,478
Oh, my God.

1330
00:55:04,608 --> 00:55:08,000
Oh, my God, Zeke, what the fuck
is going on with you?

1331
00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:08,869
You don't look good.

1332
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,086
[distorted speech]

1333
00:55:10,217 --> 00:55:13,043
[indistinct chatter]

1334
00:55:14,304 --> 00:55:16,391
[Kenny] <i>My worst fears
were confirmed.</i>

1335
00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:19,739
<i>Zeke was off,
a little off on a bad trip.</i>

1336
00:55:19,869 --> 00:55:21,478
[upbeat music]

1337
00:55:21,608 --> 00:55:23,391
[Kenny] <i>A bad trip is caused
by taking hallucinogenics</i>

1338
00:55:23,521 --> 00:55:25,173
<i>in a negative mind space.</i>

1339
00:55:25,304 --> 00:55:28,173
<i>The first telltale signs
can be incontinence,</i>

1340
00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:30,869
<i>profuse sweating,
mental confusion,</i>

1341
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:33,391
<i>impaired motor skills,
and immobility.</i>

1342
00:55:34,695 --> 00:55:36,043
<i>Maybe it was caused
by the memories</i>

1343
00:55:36,173 --> 00:55:38,869
<i>of Saratoga Springs with my mom,</i>

1344
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,130
<i>or from the visiting the grave
of a long-lost friend,</i>

1345
00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:43,086
<i>Nitrous Ned.</i>

1346
00:55:43,217 --> 00:55:47,391
<i>Who knows?
But he was on a bad trip.</i>

1347
00:55:47,521 --> 00:55:49,739
<i>Zeke, the sherpa of Scottsdale,
always said,</i>

1348
00:55:49,869 --> 00:55:51,826
<i>"When Deadheads are
on a bad trip,</i>

1349
00:55:51,956 --> 00:55:54,434
<i>they need guidance, caring,
and understanding."</i>

1350
00:55:54,565 --> 00:55:56,652
Get in the fucking car.
Get in the fucking car.

1351
00:55:56,782 --> 00:55:59,739
[Kenny] <i>Since Defer 1 and Defer
2 were still holding cameras,</i>

1352
00:55:59,869 --> 00:56:04,217
<i>I took up the cause, just like
Zeke did for me my whole life.</i>

1353
00:56:04,652 --> 00:56:06,260
You're a goddamn failure!

1354
00:56:06,391 --> 00:56:08,739
You fucking passed out
on the goddamn fucking--

1355
00:56:08,869 --> 00:56:10,347
Zeke, look at you.

1356
00:56:10,478 --> 00:56:12,217
[Kenny] <i>I can tell you
personally</i>

1357
00:56:12,347 --> 00:56:14,173
<i>one bad trip
can lead to another.</i>

1358
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,347
Come on, let's go.

1359
00:56:15,478 --> 00:56:16,347
[Kenny] <i>And Zeke took me with
him.</i>

1360
00:56:16,478 --> 00:56:18,000
Get in the fucking car!

1361
00:56:18,130 --> 00:56:20,565
[Kenny] <i>Other symptoms of a bad
trip can include</i>

1362
00:56:20,695 --> 00:56:23,739
<i>emotional detachment
and erratic mood swings.</i>

1363
00:56:23,869 --> 00:56:26,869
<i>But as Zeke always said,
"With any bad trip,</i>

1364
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,347
<i>usually you are in the clear</i>

1365
00:56:28,478 --> 00:56:30,869
<i>once you can let
all your demons out."</i>

1366
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,608
<i>Or in my case,
puking my brains out</i>

1367
00:56:32,739 --> 00:56:33,608
<i>and missing the show.</i>

1368
00:56:33,739 --> 00:56:35,086
Oh, my God.

1369
00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:37,434
Give, uh, I don't give a shit,
Zeke, I don't--

1370
00:56:37,565 --> 00:56:40,391
Oh, shit.
[retches]

1371
00:56:40,739 --> 00:56:42,130
[Zeke] Hey, Kenny.

1372
00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:44,391
[Kenny] <i>We missed the show
at Saratoga Springs,</i>

1373
00:56:44,521 --> 00:56:46,000
<i>and I missed getting
any interviews.</i>

1374
00:56:46,130 --> 00:56:47,478
[Zeke] What's that smell?

1375
00:56:47,608 --> 00:56:49,826
[Kenny] <i>And I missed
my chance to run into Fiona.</i>

1376
00:56:49,956 --> 00:56:51,521
[Zeke] It smells like dog shit.

1377
00:56:51,652 --> 00:56:54,173
[Kenny] <i>There was no scent
of love in the air in Saratoga,</i>

1378
00:56:54,304 --> 00:56:58,565
<i>only the smell of puke,
piss, and shit.</i>

1379
00:56:58,695 --> 00:56:59,521
Yeah.

1380
00:57:00,826 --> 00:57:02,217
[Zeke] Oh, my God.

1381
00:57:07,347 --> 00:57:09,869
[Kenny] <i>Saratoga Springs might
have been a bad trip bust,</i>

1382
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,521
<i>but we had Boston
and New York City</i>

1383
00:57:11,652 --> 00:57:12,739
<i>still in our sight.</i>

1384
00:57:12,869 --> 00:57:13,956
[upbeat music]

1385
00:57:14,086 --> 00:57:23,000
[♪]

1386
00:57:33,434 --> 00:57:34,739
[Kenny] <i>We were scheduled
to make it to Boston,</i>

1387
00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:36,347
<i>but the bad trip continued</i>

1388
00:57:36,478 --> 00:57:38,260
<i>as we missed the Boston show
by a week.</i>

1389
00:57:38,391 --> 00:57:39,739
Hey, Zeke.

1390
00:57:39,869 --> 00:57:41,347
[Zeke] Huh?

1391
00:57:41,478 --> 00:57:43,000
Isn't it supposed to be
a Dead & Company show there?

1392
00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:44,086
Ah.

1393
00:57:44,217 --> 00:57:46,217
[Kenny] There's nobody here,
Zeke.

1394
00:57:46,347 --> 00:57:49,521
Yeah, it's not until, like,
the 24th to the 25th in Boston.

1395
00:57:50,652 --> 00:57:52,173
[Zeke] That's, uh...

1396
00:57:52,304 --> 00:57:55,913
[Kenny] That's next week.
That's next weekend.

1397
00:57:56,043 --> 00:57:57,652
What the fuck, Zeke?

1398
00:58:02,304 --> 00:58:03,478
I mean, while we're here,

1399
00:58:03,608 --> 00:58:05,739
you could at least ride Gallop
on Lansdowne.

1400
00:58:05,869 --> 00:58:06,782
Come on.

1401
00:58:06,913 --> 00:58:09,695
[Zeke laughs]

1402
00:58:09,826 --> 00:58:13,347
Atta boy, Zeke.
Atta boy.

1403
00:58:13,956 --> 00:58:16,217
[Zeke laughs]

1404
00:58:16,347 --> 00:58:19,391
[tense music]

1405
00:58:19,521 --> 00:58:21,478
[Kenny] <i>I tried to talk to Zeke
about how the trip</i>

1406
00:58:21,608 --> 00:58:24,739
<i>was going off the rails
as we meandered around the city,</i>

1407
00:58:24,869 --> 00:58:26,434
<i>but I was getting nowhere.</i>

1408
00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:30,000
Yeah, this is the third day
you've given me fucking Ecstasy

1409
00:58:30,130 --> 00:58:32,000
and...

1410
00:58:32,130 --> 00:58:33,956
you know, yesterday,

1411
00:58:34,086 --> 00:58:37,130
we were supposed
to go to Saratoga Springs.

1412
00:58:37,260 --> 00:58:42,521
You said we had front row seats,
and then you pissed yourself,

1413
00:58:42,652 --> 00:58:45,347
and then you fuckin' vomited
all over the fuckin' Shakedown.

1414
00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:49,478
What the fuck's wrong with you?

1415
00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:53,173
You know well.

1416
00:58:57,130 --> 00:59:01,347
[indistinct speech]
piss running down my legs,

1417
00:59:01,478 --> 00:59:04,956
vomit all over my jacket,

1418
00:59:05,086 --> 00:59:07,565
and you said
some hurtful things.

1419
00:59:07,695 --> 00:59:10,217
You think you know all about me?

1420
00:59:10,347 --> 00:59:12,304
I don't pretend
to know everything about orphans

1421
00:59:12,434 --> 00:59:14,434
just because I watched
Little Orphan Annie

1422
00:59:14,565 --> 00:59:18,217
on the fuckin' stage,
and I can sing every song.

1423
00:59:18,347 --> 00:59:23,173
So just because
I've seen the musical Annie,

1424
00:59:23,304 --> 00:59:25,000
I know about your life?

1425
00:59:28,304 --> 00:59:29,652
Does that make sense?

1426
00:59:29,782 --> 00:59:31,304
What?

1427
00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:33,217
[tense music]

1428
00:59:35,869 --> 00:59:37,391
Oh, fuck it.

1429
00:59:37,521 --> 00:59:39,565
[Kenny] <i>His stubbornness
to talk about anything real</i>

1430
00:59:39,695 --> 00:59:42,652
<i>was causing the film,
my on-the-scene reporting,</i>

1431
00:59:42,782 --> 00:59:45,782
<i>and the entire trip to suffer.</i>

1432
00:59:45,913 --> 00:59:50,173
<i>Maybe it was the Ecstasy,
but I had a moment of clarity.</i>

1433
00:59:50,304 --> 00:59:51,826
<i>I needed to do something drastic</i>

1434
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:54,304
<i>to get this trip and Zeke
back on track.</i>

1435
00:59:55,521 --> 00:59:58,217
<i>So with a few days
before New York City's show,</i>

1436
00:59:58,347 --> 01:00:01,652
<i>I told Zeke we had to exorcize
his demons from this tour</i>

1437
01:00:01,782 --> 01:00:03,826
<i>that were haunting him.</i>

1438
01:00:03,956 --> 01:00:05,217
<i>That's when Zeke finally told me</i>

1439
01:00:05,347 --> 01:00:07,130
<i>where he took the Defers
for five hours</i>

1440
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,000
<i>in Saratoga Springs.</i>

1441
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,695
<i>Zeke went to the place
where he and my mom</i>

1442
01:00:11,826 --> 01:00:15,130
<i>used to get away and have what
he called a pick and poke.</i>

1443
01:00:15,260 --> 01:00:17,478
<i>Unfortunately,
their romantic picnic spot</i>

1444
01:00:17,608 --> 01:00:20,086
<i>was now a dog park
at the side of a highway.</i>

1445
01:00:21,739 --> 01:00:24,000
<i>The loss of this memory
was too much for Zeke to bear,</i>

1446
01:00:24,130 --> 01:00:26,739
<i>and this was the reason he said
why he fucked us up</i>

1447
01:00:26,869 --> 01:00:29,130
<i>and put the tour on tilt.</i>

1448
01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:32,956
<i>I put my foot down.
This mayhem had to end.</i>

1449
01:00:33,086 --> 01:00:36,130
<i>He was ruining my tour,
my movie, everything.</i>

1450
01:00:36,260 --> 01:00:37,347
<i>They're right here.</i>

1451
01:00:37,478 --> 01:00:38,304
<i>Why don't we just tell 'em
right now?</i>

1452
01:00:38,434 --> 01:00:39,869
<i>They're right here.</i>

1453
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,521
<i>Zeke agreed, and we went
through a ritual Zeke called</i>

1454
01:00:42,652 --> 01:00:44,347
<i>a spiritual cleansing
and detachment</i>

1455
01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:46,695
<i>from the dark mother complex.</i>

1456
01:00:46,826 --> 01:00:49,739
<i>The process of this ritual
involves several stages.</i>

1457
01:00:49,869 --> 01:00:52,130
<i>Stage one is first achieving
enlightenment</i>

1458
01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:53,956
<i>through psychedelics</i>

1459
01:00:54,086 --> 01:00:56,130
<i>and purifying your habiliments
from any negative attachments</i>

1460
01:00:56,260 --> 01:00:59,173
<i>in purified or holy water.</i>

1461
01:00:59,304 --> 01:01:01,086
<i>A local laundromat on acid
would suffice</i>

1462
01:01:01,217 --> 01:01:02,173
<i>for the beginning stage.</i>

1463
01:01:02,304 --> 01:01:05,130
[washer whirring]

1464
01:01:08,608 --> 01:01:15,695
I'm gonna put on some music,
and I want you to go nuts.

1465
01:01:15,826 --> 01:01:17,652
[upbeat music]

1466
01:01:17,782 --> 01:01:20,000
[Kenny] <i>Stage two involves
stripping down naked</i>

1467
01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,217
<i>as the day you were born</i>

1468
01:01:21,347 --> 01:01:23,130
<i>and finding a sanctuary
or a cave</i>

1469
01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:26,217
<i>to engage in sacred dance
with spiritual medicines.</i>

1470
01:01:28,478 --> 01:01:30,739
<i>Boxer shorts in our hotel room
and tour enhancers</i>

1471
01:01:30,869 --> 01:01:32,260
<i>met those requirements.</i>

1472
01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:35,521
This is Fiona right here.

1473
01:01:36,478 --> 01:01:37,739
Hi, Fiona.

1474
01:01:37,869 --> 01:01:39,043
I came to realize

1475
01:01:39,173 --> 01:01:40,782
all of this really was a chance
for Zeke

1476
01:01:40,913 --> 01:01:42,608
to clean all the piss and puke
off his clothes

1477
01:01:42,739 --> 01:01:44,782
from Saratoga Springs,

1478
01:01:44,913 --> 01:01:46,391
holed up in the hotel room
for three days

1479
01:01:46,521 --> 01:01:48,217
to get rid of all the drugs
Zeke brought with him

1480
01:01:48,347 --> 01:01:49,565
in his briefcase,

1481
01:01:49,695 --> 01:01:52,130
but most importantly for him
to come to terms

1482
01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:54,782
with the loss of his one
and only true tour companion,

1483
01:01:54,913 --> 01:01:55,956
my mother.

1484
01:01:56,086 --> 01:01:58,608
[Zeke] That does not look
very inviting.

1485
01:01:58,739 --> 01:02:00,086
[Kenny] That's Char-- uh,
Charles Island.

1486
01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:01,826
[Zeke] Okay.

1487
01:02:01,956 --> 01:02:03,173
[Kenny] <i>The final stage
for completing this ritual is</i>

1488
01:02:03,304 --> 01:02:05,434
<i>by making an offering
to the gods.</i>

1489
01:02:05,565 --> 01:02:08,521
<i>So we left Gallop on the beach
in memoriam of my mom</i>

1490
01:02:08,652 --> 01:02:10,695
<i>because she loved the ocean.</i>

1491
01:02:10,826 --> 01:02:14,043
<i>I felt pretty good about that.
I think Zeke did, too.</i>

1492
01:02:17,913 --> 01:02:22,304
[Defer 1] Kenny!
Kenny, we're late, dude.

1493
01:02:22,434 --> 01:02:24,478
What-- what's goin' on?

1494
01:02:24,608 --> 01:02:26,695
[Defer 1] Dude, check out was,
like, an hour ago.

1495
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,043
What'd you guys do last night?

1496
01:02:28,173 --> 01:02:30,130
[Zeke screaming]

1497
01:02:30,260 --> 01:02:31,913
[Kenny] Well, we just had--
we just had--

1498
01:02:32,043 --> 01:02:33,695
we just had some burritos and--
and--

1499
01:02:33,826 --> 01:02:35,695
[Zeke crying]

1500
01:02:35,826 --> 01:02:36,608
[Kenny] Zeke?

1501
01:02:36,739 --> 01:02:39,608
[Zeke crying]

1502
01:02:43,478 --> 01:02:46,391
[wailing]

1503
01:02:49,695 --> 01:02:51,521
[Kenny] Zeke, what's going on?

1504
01:02:52,391 --> 01:02:53,478
Zeke!

1505
01:02:53,608 --> 01:02:56,304
[Zeke] I left Gallop
on the beach!

1506
01:02:56,434 --> 01:02:58,217
What do you mean
you left Gallop?

1507
01:02:58,347 --> 01:03:01,217
[cries]

1508
01:03:02,521 --> 01:03:04,000
[Kenny] <i>With the tour fully
cleansed</i>

1509
01:03:04,130 --> 01:03:06,391
<i>and Zeke's demons at bay,</i>

1510
01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:10,000
<i>it was time to get back
on the road to New York City.</i>

1511
01:03:10,130 --> 01:03:14,695
<i>Kenny Royce on the Scene,
live from Milford Cache.</i>

1512
01:03:14,826 --> 01:03:17,043
[Zeke] Gallop!

1513
01:03:17,173 --> 01:03:18,782
[Zeke crying]

1514
01:03:18,913 --> 01:03:20,434
[upbeat music]

1515
01:03:20,565 --> 01:03:29,434
[♪]

1516
01:03:42,391 --> 01:03:45,173
Uh, this is Kenny Royce,
live on, uh, on the scene

1517
01:03:45,304 --> 01:03:48,043
from, um, a what is Flushing,
New York.

1518
01:03:48,173 --> 01:03:49,391
Uh, you know, I actually
would think

1519
01:03:49,521 --> 01:03:53,608
that it was gonna be, um,
a lot prettier.

1520
01:03:53,739 --> 01:03:56,913
Uh, Zeke, how are you feeling
after, uh, last night?

1521
01:04:00,434 --> 01:04:03,782
Lily Pad left Gallop
on the beach.

1522
01:04:03,913 --> 01:04:05,347
Well, that's not exactly true.

1523
01:04:05,478 --> 01:04:06,391
I think that...
[indistinct speech]

1524
01:04:06,521 --> 01:04:09,565
But apparently the tide came in

1525
01:04:09,695 --> 01:04:13,478
and Gallop-- Gallop--
Gallop-- Gallop went away.

1526
01:04:14,173 --> 01:04:17,000
And maybe Gallop's with Wilson
now.

1527
01:04:17,130 --> 01:04:18,173
[Kenny] He's, like,
a horse at sea,

1528
01:04:18,304 --> 01:04:19,956
and that's the thing, he--
so he--

1529
01:04:20,086 --> 01:04:22,347
A horse at what?

1530
01:04:22,478 --> 01:04:24,217
So Zeke's-- Zeke's still upset
about leaving Gallop,

1531
01:04:24,347 --> 01:04:25,478
and, um...

1532
01:04:25,608 --> 01:04:28,304
But this is Kenny Royce
live on the scene.

1533
01:04:28,434 --> 01:04:31,260
We are gonna be in Citi Field,
uh, in a few hours,

1534
01:04:31,391 --> 01:04:32,565
and we're gonna hit
Shakedown Street,

1535
01:04:32,695 --> 01:04:34,260
so check it out.

1536
01:04:34,391 --> 01:04:36,130
[upbeat music]

1537
01:04:42,652 --> 01:04:44,695
[Kenny] <i>My mom's
second-favorite city,</i>

1538
01:04:44,826 --> 01:04:47,826
<i>only to Los Angeles,
is New York City.</i>

1539
01:04:47,956 --> 01:04:49,217
<i>She told me stories about</i>

1540
01:04:49,347 --> 01:04:51,652
<i>the amazing Grateful Dead show
she went to,</i>

1541
01:04:51,782 --> 01:04:53,913
<i>and how the energy, the smells,</i>

1542
01:04:54,043 --> 01:04:58,173
<i>and the sounds of New York City
just got on you.</i>

1543
01:04:58,304 --> 01:05:00,869
<i>Zeke seems to have a pep
in his step, too,</i>

1544
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,347
<i>now that all the demons
are gone.</i>

1545
01:05:02,478 --> 01:05:03,739
Right now,
we're pressed for time.

1546
01:05:03,869 --> 01:05:06,173
We need to get to Citi Field.

1547
01:05:06,304 --> 01:05:08,565
We need to get over there,
like, right, like-- like--

1548
01:05:08,695 --> 01:05:09,913
Like, pronto.

1549
01:05:11,043 --> 01:05:12,434
I'm ready to go.

1550
01:05:12,565 --> 01:05:13,521
All right.
So you're ready to go?

1551
01:05:13,652 --> 01:05:14,608
[Zeke] I'm ready to go.

1552
01:05:19,434 --> 01:05:22,130
[gulps]

1553
01:05:23,565 --> 01:05:25,304
Give me a couple of minutes.

1554
01:05:27,434 --> 01:05:29,695
[Kenny] <i>Well, almost gone.</i>

1555
01:05:29,826 --> 01:05:32,608
<i>While Zeke and I finished up
our ritual,</i>

1556
01:05:32,739 --> 01:05:35,173
<i>Defer 2 got directions
on how to get to the show</i>

1557
01:05:35,304 --> 01:05:36,478
<i>from a local,</i>

1558
01:05:36,608 --> 01:05:38,521
<i>as we didn't wanna get lost
in New York.</i>

1559
01:05:38,652 --> 01:05:39,608
[Defer 2] Yeah.

1560
01:05:39,739 --> 01:05:40,260
- Stained Glass?
- [Defer 2] Uh-huh.

1561
01:05:40,391 --> 01:05:41,739
That's the train station.

1562
01:05:41,869 --> 01:05:44,391
Get on the Manhattan-bound N
or W across the platform.

1563
01:05:44,521 --> 01:05:45,434
It's a one-stop.

1564
01:05:45,565 --> 01:05:47,086
Get off at Queensboro Plaza

1565
01:05:47,217 --> 01:05:48,913
and across the platform,
transfer to the 7 train

1566
01:05:49,043 --> 01:05:49,956
to Flushing.

1567
01:05:50,086 --> 01:05:51,913
[upbeat music]

1568
01:05:56,086 --> 01:05:57,869
[Kenny] <i>As we started
our adventure to Citi Field,</i>

1569
01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,434
<i>I could really feel
the renewed energy</i>

1570
01:05:59,565 --> 01:06:01,956
<i>from the dark mother complex
cleanse.</i>

1571
01:06:02,086 --> 01:06:04,565
<i>♪ My Dead Summer</i>

1572
01:06:04,695 --> 01:06:06,782
[Zeke] Yeah, right.
Over here.

1573
01:06:06,913 --> 01:06:09,043
- [Zeke] Italiano, though.
- Italiano.

1574
01:06:09,173 --> 01:06:09,956
[Zeke] Isn't that
the same thing?

1575
01:06:10,086 --> 01:06:11,434
Fine or continue.

1576
01:06:11,565 --> 01:06:13,260
Maybe we should go back
to English.

1577
01:06:13,391 --> 01:06:16,652
Zeke, don't hit continuare!

1578
01:06:16,782 --> 01:06:18,130
- [Zeke] Onolare.
- [Kenny] English.

1579
01:06:18,260 --> 01:06:19,347
- [Zeke] All right.
- [Kenny] Okay.

1580
01:06:19,478 --> 01:06:21,000
[Zeke] No bells accepted,
single ride.

1581
01:06:21,130 --> 01:06:22,260
[Kenny] Single ride
tickets only.

1582
01:06:22,391 --> 01:06:24,391
Single ride valid for two
hours. Okay.

1583
01:06:24,521 --> 01:06:25,130
[Zeke] What does that mean?

1584
01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:26,434
Credit c--

1585
01:06:26,565 --> 01:06:28,347
[Kenny] <i>What Defer 2 forgot
to mention</i>

1586
01:06:28,478 --> 01:06:30,086
<i>was that this journey
was gonna take us</i>

1587
01:06:30,217 --> 01:06:32,043
<i>onto six different trains.</i>

1588
01:06:32,173 --> 01:06:33,782
[jaunty music]

1589
01:06:33,913 --> 01:06:35,173
[indistinct chatter]

1590
01:06:35,304 --> 01:06:38,086
[indistinct announcement]

1591
01:06:47,391 --> 01:06:48,956
[Kenny] <i>By the middle
of the train hopscotch,</i>

1592
01:06:49,086 --> 01:06:50,782
<i>the full effect
of our hotel ritual</i>

1593
01:06:50,913 --> 01:06:52,260
<i>began to take hold.</i>

1594
01:06:54,217 --> 01:06:56,260
<i>I really wish one
of the stages of the ritual</i>

1595
01:06:56,391 --> 01:06:58,173
<i>was calisthenics,</i>

1596
01:06:58,304 --> 01:07:00,652
<i>because after being in a car
for several days,</i>

1597
01:07:00,782 --> 01:07:02,434
<i>we could have used the exercise.</i>

1598
01:07:02,565 --> 01:07:05,391
[indistinct conversation]

1599
01:07:05,913 --> 01:07:08,304
[Zeke and Kenny laughing]

1600
01:07:08,434 --> 01:07:10,565
[Zeke] I'm not laughing, Zeke.
I'm actually crying.

1601
01:07:10,695 --> 01:07:11,434
Okay.

1602
01:07:11,565 --> 01:07:14,391
[Kenny laughing]

1603
01:07:14,521 --> 01:07:15,391
[Zeke] Zip it.

1604
01:07:15,521 --> 01:07:17,869
[Kenny laughing]

1605
01:07:18,739 --> 01:07:20,956
Go to sleep for a little bit, okay?

1606
01:07:21,086 --> 01:07:23,434
- Safe for a while?
- It's okay.

1607
01:07:23,565 --> 01:07:26,043
- Are you safe?
- Yeah, we're safe.

1608
01:07:26,173 --> 01:07:27,913
[door shuts]

1609
01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:29,826
[Zeke] You have something
I didn't know about?

1610
01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,521
Kenny Royce on the Scene.

1611
01:07:32,652 --> 01:07:35,782
Uh, Fio-- Fio-- Fiona,
I'm on my way.

1612
01:07:35,913 --> 01:07:38,000
And so we're, uh,
we're gonna get-- make--

1613
01:07:38,130 --> 01:07:39,913
We're gonna make it there
to the Citi Field, to--

1614
01:07:40,043 --> 01:07:40,826
To Queens.

1615
01:07:40,956 --> 01:07:41,956
[Zeke] Did you tell Fiona?

1616
01:07:42,086 --> 01:07:43,826
[Kenny] <i>But I pulled it
together,</i>

1617
01:07:43,956 --> 01:07:45,260
<i>and sent out a shout-out
to Fiona</i>

1618
01:07:45,391 --> 01:07:47,869
<i>in the hopes
that she saw I was in New York.</i>

1619
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,869
[train whirring]

1620
01:07:55,173 --> 01:07:56,478
[Kenny]
<i>What I've learned on this tour</i>

1621
01:07:56,608 --> 01:07:59,217
<i>is that the more exhausting
the journey is to get there,</i>

1622
01:07:59,347 --> 01:08:01,565
<i>the payoff is always
an amazing show.</i>

1623
01:08:02,826 --> 01:08:03,956
[upbeat music]

1624
01:08:04,086 --> 01:08:05,565
[Kenny]
<i>I can see what my mother meant</i>

1625
01:08:05,695 --> 01:08:09,260
<i>by the electricity of the city,
the people.</i>

1626
01:08:09,391 --> 01:08:10,565
<i>It was invigorating.</i>

1627
01:08:12,913 --> 01:08:14,347
I got a high-five!

1628
01:08:14,478 --> 01:08:15,913
Yeah, high-five, man!

1629
01:08:16,043 --> 01:08:17,478
It's all downhill from here!

1630
01:08:24,478 --> 01:08:27,173
[Kenny] <i>As we got to Shakedown,
the crowds were insane.</i>

1631
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:28,782
<i>It was almost a riot.</i>

1632
01:08:28,913 --> 01:08:29,956
<i>So we ditched that plan,</i>

1633
01:08:30,086 --> 01:08:31,695
<i>and we searched
for tickets online</i>

1634
01:08:31,826 --> 01:08:33,173
<i>to take the pressure off Zeke</i>

1635
01:08:33,304 --> 01:08:35,000
<i>after the last two
failed attempts.</i>

1636
01:08:36,565 --> 01:08:40,478
All right, so Defer 1,
Defer 2, we are checking out.

1637
01:08:40,608 --> 01:08:42,739
- [Kenny] Do you have it?
- We got it.

1638
01:08:42,869 --> 01:08:44,086
[Kenny] You fuckin' have it!

1639
01:08:44,217 --> 01:08:45,304
I think so. Let's go

1640
01:08:49,043 --> 01:08:51,869
[Kenny and Zeke cheering]

1641
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:57,000
[indistinct chatter]

1642
01:09:07,304 --> 01:09:09,173
Hey, everybody,
uh, Kenny Royce on the Scene

1643
01:09:09,304 --> 01:09:10,695
with, uh, me, myself, and Zeke.

1644
01:09:10,826 --> 01:09:12,347
That's it.

1645
01:09:12,478 --> 01:09:14,913
Uh, we're totally checking out.
This is, uh, Citi Field.

1646
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,130
- Hey, how's it goin'?
- [Zeke] Hey.

1647
01:09:19,260 --> 01:09:21,086
A lot of people in New York
are not that-- they-- they--

1648
01:09:21,217 --> 01:09:22,086
They're-- they're not--
they're not that--

1649
01:09:22,217 --> 01:09:23,913
they're not that--
they're not that--

1650
01:09:24,043 --> 01:09:25,652
They're not that excited
to see us.

1651
01:09:25,782 --> 01:09:26,695
[Zeke] You're glowing, Kenny.

1652
01:09:26,826 --> 01:09:27,956
Am I glowing?

1653
01:09:28,086 --> 01:09:30,000
[Zeke] Look at the video.
You're glowing.

1654
01:09:32,043 --> 01:09:35,608
Tell me it says-- yes, it's
125.

1655
01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:36,869
Front-row seat.

1656
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,956
Uh, it's in the middle
right over there.

1657
01:09:39,086 --> 01:09:40,652
Oh, we're 525.

1658
01:09:40,782 --> 01:09:41,782
[Kenny] Five-- where is--

1659
01:09:41,913 --> 01:09:45,000
That's a long way, man.

1660
01:09:45,130 --> 01:09:47,739
Wait, it's this way.
It says that way.

1661
01:09:47,869 --> 01:09:50,043
[Kenny] All right,
so we're goin' up.

1662
01:09:50,173 --> 01:09:51,652
We're goin' up.
Where are we going?

1663
01:09:51,782 --> 01:09:53,391
<i>♪ We'll be moving on up</i>

1664
01:09:53,521 --> 01:09:56,260
<i>♪ Up, up to the top</i>

1665
01:09:56,391 --> 01:09:57,130
Yeah, that's...

1666
01:09:57,260 --> 01:10:00,043
[indistinct conversation]

1667
01:10:01,739 --> 01:10:05,130
Turning on up.
Section-- section five.

1668
01:10:05,260 --> 01:10:07,043
Oh, up there, yeah.

1669
01:10:07,173 --> 01:10:08,347
What is it? 55...

1670
01:10:08,478 --> 01:10:09,304
[Zeke] 25.

1671
01:10:09,434 --> 01:10:15,782
525, row four, uh, Citi Field.

1672
01:10:15,913 --> 01:10:18,173
[Zeke] What football player
is 525?

1673
01:10:22,173 --> 01:10:23,739
I don't know.
What are you talking about?

1674
01:10:23,869 --> 01:10:24,652
I don't wanna fight.

1675
01:10:24,782 --> 01:10:26,260
How are you, sir?

1676
01:10:27,869 --> 01:10:33,086
Um, I need to get you your--
get your-- get you-- your seat.

1677
01:10:33,217 --> 01:10:35,782
Get your seat,

1678
01:10:35,913 --> 01:10:38,739
and then we go
and get ourselves some beers.

1679
01:10:38,869 --> 01:10:39,652
Like, let's just--

1680
01:10:39,782 --> 01:10:41,173
[Zeke] All right, let's do it.

1681
01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:42,695
They're cheering for you, Kenny.

1682
01:10:42,826 --> 01:10:45,608
[crowd cheering and applauding]

1683
01:10:45,739 --> 01:10:46,956
<i>♪ My Dead Summer</i>

1684
01:10:47,086 --> 01:10:50,000
[rock music]

1685
01:10:54,565 --> 01:10:56,565
[Kenny] <i>This last show in
Queens was the best.</i>

1686
01:10:56,695 --> 01:10:58,304
<i>Zeke and I were really
in our form,</i>

1687
01:10:58,434 --> 01:11:00,826
<i>and we recorded on the scene,
which was my best yet.</i>

1688
01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:03,304
Kenny Royce on the Scene!

1689
01:11:03,434 --> 01:11:06,478
Holy shit,
from fucking Citi Field.

1690
01:11:06,608 --> 01:11:08,478
Holy...

1691
01:11:08,608 --> 01:11:11,695
I am fucking just-- I am on--
I-- I'm on-- I'm so many--

1692
01:11:11,826 --> 01:11:13,304
I don't even know what I'm on.

1693
01:11:13,434 --> 01:11:15,652
Everything that, uh, that band
Dead Grateful said,

1694
01:11:15,782 --> 01:11:18,173
it's so--
it's been fucking amazing.

1695
01:11:18,304 --> 01:11:21,043
It's so, I'm, uh, on the scene,
and it's fucking amazing.

1696
01:11:21,173 --> 01:11:22,521
I just wanted
to just get the fuck out

1697
01:11:22,652 --> 01:11:23,347
of this situation.

1698
01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:24,565
Look, how good we look.

1699
01:11:24,695 --> 01:11:26,000
What are you talking about?

1700
01:11:26,130 --> 01:11:28,826
- We look really good.
- What [indistinct speech]

1701
01:11:28,956 --> 01:11:33,695
It's Zeke and, um, Kenny
on the s-- on the scene.

1702
01:11:33,826 --> 01:11:37,695
It's been-- so it's been a--
it's been a...

1703
01:11:37,826 --> 01:11:39,217
Wild night.

1704
01:11:39,347 --> 01:11:40,695
So, uh...

1705
01:11:40,826 --> 01:11:41,913
[Defer 1] He's been doing
a face.

1706
01:11:42,043 --> 01:11:43,043
Myself and Zeke.

1707
01:11:43,173 --> 01:11:44,173
[Zeke] Uh, you're gonna
have to blur

1708
01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:46,478
that face behind him.

1709
01:11:46,608 --> 01:11:48,434
What? Blur what face?

1710
01:11:48,565 --> 01:11:50,260
So let's get it.

1711
01:11:51,608 --> 01:11:54,608
So I'm just saying, like, look--

1712
01:11:54,739 --> 01:11:57,739
Zeke, all we gotta do is--

1713
01:11:57,869 --> 01:12:00,695
- [Kenny] <i>♪ Tonight
- ♪ Tonight</i>

1714
01:12:00,826 --> 01:12:02,782
- [Kenny] No, that didn't work.
- Do it again.

1715
01:12:02,913 --> 01:12:05,782
So we're gonna try to-- Zeke,
Zeke, all we gotta do is--

1716
01:12:05,913 --> 01:12:07,260
- [Kenny] Sing it for me.
<i>- ♪ Tonight</i>

1717
01:12:08,608 --> 01:12:10,869
[Kenny] <i>Once again,
I felt like Odysseus</i>

1718
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,695
<i>on his journey back
to find Penelope.</i>

1719
01:12:13,826 --> 01:12:17,347
<i>Only I found myself focused
on looking for Fiona.</i>

1720
01:12:17,478 --> 01:12:18,956
<i>So much so
that I was missing out</i>

1721
01:12:19,086 --> 01:12:21,173
<i>on what was
right in front of me.</i>

1722
01:12:21,304 --> 01:12:24,304
<i>The story of an amazing
show with my stepdad,</i>

1723
01:12:24,434 --> 01:12:28,173
<i>tour sherpa,
friend of the devil, Zeke.</i>

1724
01:12:28,304 --> 01:12:29,043
Okay.

1725
01:12:29,173 --> 01:12:30,086
[crowd cheering]

1726
01:12:30,217 --> 01:12:31,000
[screaming]

1727
01:12:31,130 --> 01:12:32,304
- Wait, wait, so--
- Yeah.

1728
01:12:32,434 --> 01:12:34,086
Hold on.

1729
01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:35,217
So I just talked to all those
people [overlapping speech]

1730
01:12:35,347 --> 01:12:36,565
Yeah!

1731
01:12:36,695 --> 01:12:39,130
- With LSD?
- And?

1732
01:12:39,260 --> 01:12:41,565
No wonder why everyone looks
at me like I was fucking weird

1733
01:12:41,695 --> 01:12:43,043
because I was wearing an L--

1734
01:12:43,173 --> 01:12:44,608
- Why?
- I was wearing an LSD cap.

1735
01:12:44,739 --> 01:12:47,608
Yeah, because you're taking
LSD, baby!

1736
01:12:48,086 --> 01:12:51,173
Hey, right there!
Are you okay, hey?

1737
01:12:51,304 --> 01:12:54,260
[Kenny] <i>With the culmination
of the New York City show,</i>

1738
01:12:54,391 --> 01:12:57,652
<i>Defer 2 stayed in New York City
to shoot a coffee commercial,</i>

1739
01:12:57,782 --> 01:12:58,956
<i>and Zeke had to leave the tour</i>

1740
01:12:59,086 --> 01:13:01,739
<i>to go take care
of some client business.</i>

1741
01:13:01,869 --> 01:13:04,565
<i>True,
it was the end of our roadie.</i>

1742
01:13:04,695 --> 01:13:06,478
<i>But with Zeke in my life,</i>

1743
01:13:06,608 --> 01:13:08,695
the adventure never really ends.

1744
01:13:08,826 --> 01:13:12,130
You fuck with a Marine!
What'd you expect?

1745
01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:17,130
[Kenny] <i>But I was bummed.</i>

1746
01:13:17,260 --> 01:13:18,347
<i>Out of this whole tour,</i>

1747
01:13:18,478 --> 01:13:21,086
<i>I never seemed to catch up
with Fiona.</i>

1748
01:13:21,217 --> 01:13:23,739
<i>So I took a week off
to recuperate,</i>

1749
01:13:23,869 --> 01:13:26,173
<i>then make my way
to Dead & Company's final show</i>

1750
01:13:26,304 --> 01:13:28,913
<i>on their long, strange trip,</i>

1751
01:13:29,043 --> 01:13:32,391
<i>to a place where my mother
never actually visited,</i>

1752
01:13:32,521 --> 01:13:34,521
<i>to the place where the music
started</i>

1753
01:13:34,652 --> 01:13:36,173
<i>and this Deadhead movement
got a foothold</i>

1754
01:13:36,304 --> 01:13:38,478
<i>in the staid American lexicon</i>

1755
01:13:38,608 --> 01:13:41,217
<i>and danced their way
into a psychedelic dream.</i>

1756
01:13:42,304 --> 01:13:43,739
This is, uh,
this is Kenny Royce.

1757
01:13:43,869 --> 01:13:46,000
- I'm here with, uh, Defer 1.
- [Defer 1] Mm.

1758
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:47,869
We're about-- we're about
four hours out of,

1759
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,217
uh, San Francisco,
and we're, um--

1760
01:13:50,347 --> 01:13:51,347
[Defer 1] [indistinct speech]

1761
01:13:51,478 --> 01:13:53,913
We're on the scene.
This is the last--

1762
01:13:54,043 --> 01:13:57,217
I don't wanna say it's the last,
this is the final day,

1763
01:13:57,347 --> 01:13:59,304
'cause they're not playing
anymore this summer.

1764
01:13:59,434 --> 01:14:02,043
But I don't wanna say
that it's the last.

1765
01:14:02,173 --> 01:14:04,260
There's a chance,
there's a chance that--

1766
01:14:04,391 --> 01:14:06,347
That this is--

1767
01:14:06,478 --> 01:14:08,434
That it goes on,
and not even that,

1768
01:14:08,565 --> 01:14:11,521
the music,
the music always goes on.

1769
01:14:11,652 --> 01:14:14,086
uh, it is--
it's fuckin' hot as shit!

1770
01:14:14,217 --> 01:14:16,608
I am ready to go.
I'm on the scene.

1771
01:14:16,739 --> 01:14:20,391
Couple more hours,
San Francisco, here we go.

1772
01:14:20,521 --> 01:14:22,304
[upbeat music]

1773
01:14:22,434 --> 01:14:31,260
[♪]

1774
01:14:37,434 --> 01:14:46,260
[♪]

1775
01:14:54,956 --> 01:14:55,826
[Kenny] Cool, man.

1776
01:14:56,652 --> 01:14:58,913
<i>As I wandered around
San Francisco,</i>

1777
01:14:59,043 --> 01:15:01,000
<i>I really missed
my tour companions:</i>

1778
01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:08,000
<i>Zeke, Lily, Defer 2,</i>

1779
01:15:08,130 --> 01:15:09,695
<i>and even Gallop.</i>

1780
01:15:10,826 --> 01:15:13,652
<i>But I had no time to waste
for sentimentality.</i>

1781
01:15:13,782 --> 01:15:15,347
<i>I had a show to get to,</i>

1782
01:15:15,478 --> 01:15:17,956
<i>a few more on-the-scenes
to report,</i>

1783
01:15:18,086 --> 01:15:22,913
<i>and just maybe find that miracle
I've been looking for all tour.</i>

1784
01:15:23,043 --> 01:15:25,695
Hey, everybody, this is
Kenny Royce on the Scene,

1785
01:15:25,826 --> 01:15:27,347
Uh, checking in.

1786
01:15:27,478 --> 01:15:29,608
But here I am,
I'm in San Francisco.

1787
01:15:29,739 --> 01:15:30,956
It's been a hard ride.

1788
01:15:31,086 --> 01:15:32,826
It's been a hard, tough--
tough tour.

1789
01:15:32,956 --> 01:15:34,347
The thing is that...

1790
01:15:35,565 --> 01:15:38,086
Fiona? Fiona!

1791
01:15:39,434 --> 01:15:42,347
Oh, my God!
Wait, Kenny.

1792
01:15:42,478 --> 01:15:44,086
Oh, my gosh, how are you?
Kenny Royce.

1793
01:15:44,217 --> 01:15:45,956
- I know. How are you?
- [Fiona] Hi. Good.

1794
01:15:46,086 --> 01:15:48,304
I have been looking for you.

1795
01:15:48,434 --> 01:15:49,173
You have?

1796
01:15:49,304 --> 01:15:50,130
All tour.

1797
01:15:50,260 --> 01:15:51,521
I mean, I mean, obviously, I'm--

1798
01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:53,260
You are going to the show?
You-- are you-- are you--

1799
01:15:53,391 --> 01:15:55,652
Duh! I mean do--

1800
01:15:55,782 --> 01:15:57,043
Do birds shit in the woods?

1801
01:15:57,173 --> 01:15:59,130
Uh, do they?
Yes, in the woods.

1802
01:15:59,260 --> 01:16:00,173
- [Fiona] Yeah.
- [laughs]

1803
01:16:00,304 --> 01:16:02,130
I've been looking for you
and looking.

1804
01:16:02,260 --> 01:16:04,739
And it's like-- it's like trying
to find a needle in a haystack.

1805
01:16:04,869 --> 01:16:06,391
Why don't we go to the show?

1806
01:16:06,521 --> 01:16:08,608
[Fiona] Well,
I would take yes for it.

1807
01:16:08,739 --> 01:16:10,434
Then it is a date.

1808
01:16:10,565 --> 01:16:12,086
- [Kenny] All right.
- Come on, this way.

1809
01:16:12,217 --> 01:16:13,565
[Kenny] Let's do it.

1810
01:16:13,695 --> 01:16:16,260
[Fiona] I'm in. Holy...
This way.

1811
01:16:17,913 --> 01:16:20,000
[Kenny] <i>Walking down the street
with Fiona,</i>

1812
01:16:20,130 --> 01:16:23,608
<i>the whole meaning of this tour
became crystal clear.</i>

1813
01:16:23,739 --> 01:16:25,956
<i>For me, this tour
was the last chance</i>

1814
01:16:26,086 --> 01:16:29,217
<i>to discover new people, places,
and hear the stories</i>

1815
01:16:29,347 --> 01:16:32,391
<i>of their lives,
to live their life.</i>

1816
01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,956
<i>For Zeke, this tour
was the last chance</i>

1817
01:16:35,086 --> 01:16:39,086
<i>to say goodbye to the past:
the people, the places,</i>

1818
01:16:39,217 --> 01:16:42,826
<i>and the passing
of his ride-or-die, my mother.</i>

1819
01:16:42,956 --> 01:16:46,608
<i>For the Deadheads,
this last tour was everything,</i>

1820
01:16:46,739 --> 01:16:49,478
<i>their way to gather
with family and friends</i>

1821
01:16:49,608 --> 01:16:52,391
<i>and celebrate the waning days
of their special community,</i>

1822
01:16:52,521 --> 01:16:54,782
<i>guided by the soundtrack
of their lives</i>

1823
01:16:54,913 --> 01:16:56,826
<i>that ring ever long
in their ears,</i>

1824
01:16:56,956 --> 01:17:00,521
<i>seen through a psychedelic sheen
that forever holds their hearts.</i>

1825
01:17:00,652 --> 01:17:02,043
<i>And for this brief
moment in time</i>

1826
01:17:02,173 --> 01:17:04,565
<i>that I embarked
on the long, strange trip,</i>

1827
01:17:04,695 --> 01:17:06,478
<i>I felt it, too.</i>

1828
01:17:06,608 --> 01:17:07,826
<i>I finally understood</i>

1829
01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:10,434
<i>why these were the best days
of my mother's life.</i>

1830
01:17:10,565 --> 01:17:13,000
<i>Why, when she spoke
of the people, places,</i>

1831
01:17:13,130 --> 01:17:15,391
<i>and things, she glowed.</i>

1832
01:17:15,521 --> 01:17:18,086
<i>Why, to her,
these days never ended.</i>

1833
01:17:19,304 --> 01:17:23,000
<i>It was in the music.
It always was.</i>

1834
01:17:23,130 --> 01:17:24,217
<i>It always will be.</i>

1835
01:17:24,347 --> 01:17:27,173
[upbeat music]

1836
01:17:29,173 --> 01:17:30,782
[Defer 1] Hey, Kenny, close.

1837
01:17:30,913 --> 01:17:34,000
Uh, so we-- so we--
so here we are--

1838
01:17:34,130 --> 01:17:36,913
San Francisco,
wildest thing ever.

1839
01:17:37,043 --> 01:17:39,000
Uh, we just got
through security.

1840
01:17:40,739 --> 01:17:42,217
This is amazing!
Somebody got rejected.

1841
01:17:42,347 --> 01:17:43,652
Gate crush.

1842
01:17:44,826 --> 01:17:46,434
He had the Ecstasy tick him.

1843
01:17:46,565 --> 01:17:48,913
It's like what Zeke did to me
in Boston.

1844
01:17:49,043 --> 01:17:50,826
[upbeat music]

1845
01:17:57,217 --> 01:17:58,173
Uh, so here we are.

1846
01:17:58,304 --> 01:17:59,173
[Fiona] We're in.

1847
01:17:59,304 --> 01:18:01,521
We're in.
Me and Fiona are in.

1848
01:18:01,652 --> 01:18:03,434
Is that normal, Fiona,
that, you know,

1849
01:18:03,565 --> 01:18:05,782
there's always, like,
a long line for that, right?

1850
01:18:05,913 --> 01:18:07,434
[Fiona] Yeah, that's why
I've definitely gone

1851
01:18:07,565 --> 01:18:08,478
to the bathroom
in the men's room.

1852
01:18:08,608 --> 01:18:09,391
I did.

1853
01:18:09,521 --> 01:18:11,043
[upbeat music]

1854
01:18:11,173 --> 01:18:20,000
[♪]

1855
01:18:26,173 --> 01:18:35,000
[♪]

1856
01:18:44,347 --> 01:18:46,304
[crowd clapping and singing]

1857
01:18:46,434 --> 01:18:49,608
[Kenny] <i>♪ You know my love
will not fade away ♪</i>

1858
01:18:49,739 --> 01:18:51,782
Hey, everybody,
it's Kenny Royce.

1859
01:18:51,913 --> 01:18:55,000
I'm here at Oracle Park.
Uh, it's the end of the show.

1860
01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:57,956
The entire tour is done.
This is it.

1861
01:18:58,086 --> 01:19:01,173
This is the, uh, last time
it's Kenny Royce on the Scene

1862
01:19:01,304 --> 01:19:06,652
and I think as the band said
tonight really-- really well

1863
01:19:06,782 --> 01:19:10,913
with Brok-- Brokedown Palace,
fare thee well.

1864
01:19:11,043 --> 01:19:14,434
I'll s-- I'll see you guys
all very soon.

1865
01:19:14,565 --> 01:19:15,739
Kenny Royce on the Scene.

1866
01:19:15,869 --> 01:19:17,217
Hit.

1867
01:19:17,347 --> 01:19:18,391
Okay, I'll give you a hit.
I'll give you a hit.

1868
01:19:18,521 --> 01:19:19,521
- Ready?
- [indistinct speech]

1869
01:19:19,652 --> 01:19:21,391
I'ma--
I'ma put it to your mouth.

1870
01:19:21,521 --> 01:19:22,913
- Ready?
- Give me that. Give--

1871
01:19:24,086 --> 01:19:25,521
[Kenny screams]

1872
01:19:25,652 --> 01:19:34,521
[♪]

1873
01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:40,913
[man 7] [indistinct speech]

1874
01:19:41,043 --> 01:19:42,000
So we're just tryin'--
tryin' to-- tryin' to get--

1875
01:19:42,130 --> 01:19:43,956
[indistinct speech]

1876
01:19:44,086 --> 01:19:45,608
[man 7] That the same thing
you doin'.

1877
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:48,086
[man mimics air hissing]

1878
01:19:48,217 --> 01:19:49,304
[man 7] Okay.

1879
01:19:53,304 --> 01:19:56,565
Hey-- hey, Fiona, I got--
I got the ice here.

1880
01:19:56,695 --> 01:19:58,739
I got ice ready for our drinks
and--

1881
01:19:58,869 --> 01:19:59,956
Great.

1882
01:20:00,086 --> 01:20:02,826
[crowd clapping in rhythm
and cheering]

1883
01:20:04,391 --> 01:20:06,739
<i>♪ Kenny Royce on the Scene,
yeah ♪</i>

1884
01:20:06,869 --> 01:20:09,652
<i>♪ Ha-ha,
it's Kenny Rogers Royce, y'all ♪</i>

1885
01:20:09,782 --> 01:20:14,347
<i>♪ Come on, it's My Dead Summer</i>

1886
01:20:14,478 --> 01:20:19,043
<i>♪ Everybody now,
My Dead Summer ♪</i>

1887
01:20:19,173 --> 01:20:20,565
<i>♪ Ah</i>

1888
01:20:20,695 --> 01:20:21,434
<i>♪ My...</i>

1889
01:20:21,565 --> 01:20:23,000
[upbeat music]

1890
01:20:27,043 --> 01:20:30,217
<i>♪ Trying to find my way
on down the road ♪</i>

1891
01:20:32,521 --> 01:20:35,652
<i>♪ Trying to find my way
on down the road ♪</i>

1892
01:20:37,695 --> 01:20:43,347
<i>♪ I'm gonna take another turn,
oh, the last time I got burned ♪</i>

1893
01:20:43,478 --> 01:20:46,913
<i>♪ The highway's long
and it always takes me home ♪</i>

1894
01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:49,217
Yes, fuckin' these--
uh, all fuckin' day,

1895
01:20:49,347 --> 01:20:52,304
these guys have been hammering
and fucking hammering,

1896
01:20:52,434 --> 01:20:54,913
and I'm trying to fuckin' shoot

1897
01:20:55,043 --> 01:20:56,304
what I'm trying
to fuckin' shoot.

1898
01:20:56,434 --> 01:20:57,304
Myself.

1899
01:20:57,434 --> 01:21:00,565
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
Uh, selfie.

1900
01:21:00,695 --> 01:21:01,782
Fuck!

1901
01:21:01,913 --> 01:21:03,913
[indistinct speech]

1902
01:21:04,043 --> 01:21:05,869
I didn't realize
that I was still filming.

1903
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,173
Be around.

1904
01:21:07,304 --> 01:21:08,521
- They're, uh, this, uh--
- [Defer 1] Hey, guys.

1905
01:21:08,652 --> 01:21:09,565
[Kenny] Uh, so...

1906
01:21:09,695 --> 01:21:12,086
Uh, my lawyer, uh, Zeke. Go.

1907
01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:13,521
Royce on the Scene.

1908
01:21:13,652 --> 01:21:16,739
Um, we are
in downtown St. Louis.

1909
01:21:16,869 --> 01:21:19,130
Lily Pad is excited.

1910
01:21:19,260 --> 01:21:20,869
They just fired some cannon.

1911
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,130
[burps]

1912
01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:24,652
[Kenny] What was that?

1913
01:21:24,782 --> 01:21:26,434
Mm, St. Louis looks all right.

1914
01:21:27,130 --> 01:21:28,347
[Kenny] Zeke,
what are you doing there?

1915
01:21:28,478 --> 01:21:30,565
[Zeke] Exercises, Kenny.

1916
01:21:30,695 --> 01:21:32,434
[Kenny] It looks like you're
dry humpin', uh, you know,

1917
01:21:32,565 --> 01:21:33,956
like, a, uh, something.

1918
01:21:34,086 --> 01:21:36,217
We're waiting on Defer 1
and Defer 2.

1919
01:21:36,347 --> 01:21:37,478
[Zeke] Yeah, they're probably
getting fucking coffee.

1920
01:21:37,608 --> 01:21:39,478
[Kenny] And they probably
got lost from Defer 2's

1921
01:21:39,608 --> 01:21:40,434
navigation skills.

1922
01:21:40,565 --> 01:21:41,782
Absolutely.

1923
01:21:41,913 --> 01:21:43,869
Uh, we're a little bit scared
because, uh,

1924
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,217
the car's not here anymore.

1925
01:21:45,347 --> 01:21:47,608
[Zeke] Hey, let me give you
a ride!

1926
01:21:47,739 --> 01:21:49,391
[Zeke laughing]

1927
01:21:49,521 --> 01:21:51,217
This is Kenny Royce
live on the scene.

1928
01:21:51,347 --> 01:21:54,173
[dryer whirring]

1929
01:21:56,869 --> 01:21:59,217
Someone was-- someone was
really drying their hands there.

1930
01:21:59,347 --> 01:22:00,304
I'm in the middle of my podcast.

1931
01:22:00,434 --> 01:22:02,304
[Zeke screaming]

1932
01:22:02,434 --> 01:22:05,391
[Zeke groaning]

1933
01:22:06,478 --> 01:22:09,000
This is Kenny Royce live
on scene in-- at the Kum & Go.

1934
01:22:09,130 --> 01:22:12,173
[Zeke] Hey, Marvin,
go fuck yourself!

1935
01:22:12,304 --> 01:22:14,347
[Kenny] Who's Marvin?

1936
01:22:14,478 --> 01:22:17,652
It's the guy from last night.
Do you not remember last night?

1937
01:22:18,826 --> 01:22:20,347
I-- I don't remember last
night. What do you mean?

1938
01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:21,304
[Zeke] Ah, don't worry about it.

1939
01:22:21,695 --> 01:22:23,000
And, uh, see, uh--

1940
01:22:25,043 --> 01:22:27,173
Zeke, is that more Molly?

1941
01:22:27,304 --> 01:22:28,782
[Zeke] Yes, it is, Kenny.

1942
01:22:29,478 --> 01:22:30,304
Gallop?

1943
01:22:30,434 --> 01:22:31,434
[Zeke] Gallop.

1944
01:22:31,565 --> 01:22:34,217
[Gallop whinnying]

1945
01:22:36,000 --> 01:22:37,391
[traffic whooshes]

1946
01:22:37,521 --> 01:22:38,739
[Kenny] I'd like to change
at some point.

1947
01:22:38,869 --> 01:22:40,000
I've been wearing--

1948
01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:41,826
[Defer 1] You fuckin' lit me
right up.

1949
01:22:41,956 --> 01:22:43,782
Are we goin' up?
Yeah, we're going up, right?

1950
01:22:43,913 --> 01:22:45,130
Yeah, I'm just so confused.

1951
01:22:45,260 --> 01:22:46,565
We're always stuck in
elevators.

1952
01:22:47,695 --> 01:22:49,434
We haven't gone anywhere, guys.

1953
01:22:49,565 --> 01:22:50,304
Nobody hit a button.

1954
01:22:50,434 --> 01:22:51,391
[Zeke] Uh...

1955
01:22:51,521 --> 01:22:52,434
[Defer 1] We're still
on level three.

1956
01:22:52,565 --> 01:22:53,652
The car is right down there.

1957
01:22:53,782 --> 01:22:54,608
Level four, we went up.

1958
01:22:54,739 --> 01:22:56,913
[Zeke chuckles]

1959
01:22:57,043 --> 01:22:59,260
[Defer 1] You guys ever
operated an elevator?

1960
01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,130
Because I got the permit.
But it's not about the permit.

1961
01:23:01,260 --> 01:23:02,956
You think I practice law
with a law license?

1962
01:23:03,086 --> 01:23:04,521
My God. All right?

1963
01:23:07,608 --> 01:23:09,869
- You just-- what?
- What?

1964
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,000
<i>♪ The highway's long
and it always takes me home ♪</i>



