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- Guys, guys, guys.

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Hello, hello, hello.

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And welcome to the first
annual 24 Hour Film Festival,

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"No Sleep, No Mercy."

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(both chuckles)

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My name's Peter Gazania, and
I have handpicked the teams.

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And your team is the red team.

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- Okay.
- If you can figure out why.

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Now, it will be your responsibility

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to write, direct, produce, and edit

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a full film in 24 hours.

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And I just have to give you the genre.

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- All right.
- So gimme a little drum roll.

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(all tapping)

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Oh yeah, all right.

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Aaaand sports.

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- Oh.

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- Yay.
- Yeah, that's right.

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- That's good, yeah.

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- So you guys have 24
hours, starting right now.

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Good luck.
- Oh.

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- Guys, we can work with this.

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- Oh, boy.
- Yeah.

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- All right, team, huddle.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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- Sports film.

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We gotta come up with a concept fast.

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- Okay, I think we should
stick to the classics:

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football, basketball, baseball.

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- Competitive hot dog eating.

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That's technically a sport, right?

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- I think we should do something visual,

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like fencing or sumo wrestling.

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- Hopscotch.
- What?

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- Yeah.

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Come on, y'all, think outside the box.

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Hopscotch.

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- Uh.
- Well.

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- Grace, literally, no one
wants to watch that movie.

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- Oh, come on.

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Everybody's gonna wanna watch

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"Hopscotch: The Reckoning." (laughs)

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- Pickleball.

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(Sam gasps)
- Pickleball?

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- That sounds great.

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- Yeah.

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My grandparents play every weekend.

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They're obsessed.

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And I've basically grown
up watching senior citizens

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fight over a plastic ball.

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And trust me, it gets intense.

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- I-is that the one with-with the paddle?

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Or-or is it like mini golf?

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- It's like tennis, Mike,
but smaller and louder.

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- Hmm.
- So, you know, for visuals,

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paddles look really good on camera.

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- I hear it's the fastest
growing sport in America.

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- Finally, it's something
that I can talk some smack

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to some other retirees.

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I'm in, count me in.

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- Okay, team, here we go.

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We gotta start making some decisions fast.

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- All right, step one, genre.

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- Yeah, are we gonna do a drama

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or maybe a sports inspirational story?

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- What about a thriller?

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Like killer pickleball players?

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- Yes!

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Watch out, Cinderella.

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The ball is coming for you.

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I can already hear that trailer

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announcer's voice in my head.

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- Grace, no.

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- [Grace] Oh, come on.

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- What about comedy?

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Pickleball is already kind of funny.

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If we lean into it, we
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- I love comedy.

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- Yeah, and if we're too serious,

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then it's gonna come off a little weird.

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- Exactly.
- Right, yeah.

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Comedy works, but it's
gotta be sharp comedy.

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I mean, it can't just
be people hitting balls

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and falling down all over the place.

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- Don't be knocking all
that falling down stuff,

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'cause I do my own stunts.

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- And it has to have heart.

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And it could be ridiculous.

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- Good.

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- Like a feel-good underdog
story with paddles.

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- Okay.

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Comedy.

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Sports comedy, that's our lane.

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- So in this.

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- All right, all right, red team.

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So what have you decided?

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- Sports comedy.
- Sports comedy.

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- Pickleball!
- Pickleball.

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Wow, nice.

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All right, well, keep working.

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Keep grinding.

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And it looks like you have about, uh,

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23 hours left, so.

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- Woo!
- See you in a little while.

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- Okay, next step, title.

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- Okay, let's brainstorm.

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What's funny about pickleball?

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- Oh, the word pickle.

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That's already gonna have
to work for us, right?

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- We could call it "A Dill of Destiny"

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or "Brine and Punishment."

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- Or "The Battle of the Pickles."

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- (laughs) That sounds
like a cooking competition.

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- "Pickleball Pandemonium."

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- "Pickleball Pandemonium."

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- It's sporadic, like
"Pickleball Apocalypse."

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- (laughs) Yeah, the world
where no pickle is safe.

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- Or "The Pickle Ballers."

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- No, I think that's too generic.

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- "Pickle Me This."

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"The Paddle Diaries."

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"Net Gain."

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- "50 Shades of Pickleball."
- Oh, absolutely not.

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- Ooh, but I would watch that.

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And I'd watch that twice.

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- Right?
- Okay, okay.

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Titles are good, but we
need a hook, all right?

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What's this story really about?

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- Character.

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A legend.

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- Some guy named Pete.

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- (gasps) Wait.

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Pickleball Pete.

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- Pickleball Pete.

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- [Mike] Yeah, that's cool.

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- Simple, funny, memorable.

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- Yeah, Pickleball Pete.

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I can see the poster already.

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- A hero, a paddle,

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and a whole body soaked
in Gatorade. (laughs)

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- Okay, okay, hear me out.

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Pete used to be a tennis
player, like a really good one.

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And he even had all the trophies,

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the sweatbands, the glory days.

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But then he walked away.

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- Why?

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- I don't know yet.

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But he's obsessed.

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Like, "Tennis is dead to me" obsessed.

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- Like he left Wimbledon
behind and he traded it in

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for Wednesday nights
pickleball at the YMCA.

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Come on now, that's so tragic.

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- (chuckles) A dramatic fall

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into a plastic ball. (laughs)

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- That's good.

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- So it's like Rocky, but with retirees.

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- Okay.

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Okay, this works.

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We have a fallen tennis
player turned pickleball pro.

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A sports comedy about obsession

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and reinvention and maybe a little chaos.

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(Mike laughs)

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- Chaos.
- Chaos.

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A little chaos, a little cardio.

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- [Alex] (laughs) All right.

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- To "Pickleball Pete."

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- To "Pickleball Pete."
- To "Pickleball Pete."

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- Hi, I'm Pickleball Pete at Palm Beach,

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and I wanna talk to you
about an exciting new sport,

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a sport that welcomes
professionals like myself

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and amateurs like yourself.

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But don't let your
amateur status prevent you

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from signing up for Pickleball
Pete's Pickleball League,

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a new and exciting way
to join the wonderful

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wide world of pickleball.

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So grab your paddles, and
let's play some pickleball.

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- Well, there you have it.

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The self-proclaimed pickleball sportsman

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has spoken on the sport
that is paddling the nation.

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(upbeat music)

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- Yeah!

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- All right, we got
Pete, we got pickleball.

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But we can't just have him floating

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from court to court
playing random characters.

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- Yeah, exactly.

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This story needs stakes,
depth, something to follow.

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- And heart.

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Every great sports
story has to have heart.

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- R-right.

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Like "Rocky" had Adrian,

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"Happy Gilmore" had Virginia,

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and "Dodgeball" had-had, what was that?

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- It had Ben Stiller's mustache,

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and that's all that really matters.

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(all laughing)

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- Right, Pete needs somebody in his world,

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someone who pushes him forward.

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- Or keeps him grounded.

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- Yeah.
- Or both.

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- Mm.

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- Right, but she needs
her own role in the story.

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I mean, yeah, she can't
just be a decoration.

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- Yeah, she has to be unique.

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Matter of fact, they aren't
even a love interest at first.

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- Well, what if she's like
his manager or promoter?

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- Or his fairy godmother, you know?

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Only she's got a clipboard and a whistle.

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- Yeah, yeah.

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Somebody that believes in
him when nobody else does.

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- She could be the one helping him build

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his Pickleball league.

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- Yeah, that's good.

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But maybe we don't even know

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if they're in a relationship.

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It's complicated.

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We can let the audience
figure it out for themselves.

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- Yeah.
- Complicated.

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That's my favorite status.

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- That's a mystery.

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- Crazy.
- I like it.

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- Okay, okay.

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Name needs to pop.

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- Something memorable.

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- Pickleball Patty.

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(group chuckles)

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- Yeah, that's it.

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I'll take a pickleball
patty with some fries.

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- No, no, no, no.

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Stop the Patty thing.

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- All right, all right.

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What about Cha Cha?

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- Cha Cha.

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- Ooh.

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Now that works.

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That's fun.

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Distinct.

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- And it brings in the Latin market.

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If we have a Latina,

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we could then open up our audience.

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- Yeah, representation matters.

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And she can bring real
personality to the film.

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- Yeah, and she needs to
have a signature look,

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like she always has a flower in her hair.

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That's her thing.

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- Okay.

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Okay, so Cha Cha, she
is smart, she's fiery,

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she's central to the story.

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She helps Pete organize
his pickleball league.

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- Yeah, and their
relationship is complicated.

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Maybe, maybe they flirt.

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Maybe they argue.

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Maybe they're secretly
together, maybe not.

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I mean, the audience can wonder, right?

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- No, no, no, no, no.

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They are totally together.

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Nobody can have that much chemistry, okay,

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without at least one
slow-motion paddle scene.

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- Exactly.

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She has her own goals, her own voice.

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She's not just "the girlfriend."

266
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,788
- No, and she brings
in the cultural flair,

267
00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:13,998
the food, the music, the energy.

268
00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,668
She brings texture into Pete's life.

269
00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:17,591
- Maybe she's the only one

270
00:10:17,633 --> 00:10:20,568
who can actually keep Pete on track.

271
00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:22,128
- Then she deserves a medal.

272
00:10:22,170 --> 00:10:22,968
- Right, okay.

273
00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,728
So Cha Cha, she is,

274
00:10:25,770 --> 00:10:26,838
this is really good, I like this.

275
00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:29,118
She's not just a part of the story.

276
00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,488
She's actually a driving force in it.

277
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,748
- All right, yeah.
- I like that.

278
00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,128
- So Pete's got Cha Cha.

279
00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:35,868
This is officially more than just a guy

280
00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:36,960
hitting balls around.

281
00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:40,848
- To Cha Cha, queen of the court,

282
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:44,448
and the only woman who could
out-serve Pickleball Pete

283
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:45,668
and his ego.

284
00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:47,058
(Sam laughs)
Cha Cha.

285
00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,753
- She's a spark.
- Yeah.

286
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,711
- Hi.

287
00:10:50,753 --> 00:10:53,118
Fantastic interview, papi.

288
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,438
- Thanks, Cha Cha.

289
00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:56,958
But for the millionth time, it's Pete.

290
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:57,948
- Ay.

291
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,113
For the millionth time,
I know it's Pete, papi.

292
00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:05,343
So the league seems to
have a lot of interest.

293
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:18,288
- I got a feeling this league
is really gonna take off.

294
00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:20,568
I just wish that Tear
Drop Charlie could be here

295
00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,310
to share in the success, you know?

296
00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,068
Can't believe they put him in prison.

297
00:11:25,110 --> 00:11:26,938
It was clearly self-defense.

298
00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:29,563
(upbeat music)

299
00:11:40,607 --> 00:11:43,278
(Charlie laughs)

300
00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,173
Can only go up from here though, right?

301
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,238
- Seriously?

302
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,071
Kevin Sorbo?

303
00:11:48,113 --> 00:11:49,278
- Well.

304
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,448
- I mean, why not?

305
00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,008
It gets us the faith-based crowd.

306
00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:53,598
- But he kills someone.

307
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,358
- I mean, Christians aren't perfect.

308
00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,191
- Oh, okay.

309
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,628
What is Pete's backstory?

310
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:02,223
Every actor knows they
gotta have a backstory.

311
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,928
- I mean, maybe he was a tennis pro

312
00:12:05,970 --> 00:12:08,456
and then, I don't know,
something happened.

313
00:12:08,498 --> 00:12:12,978
(upbeat music)
- Woo!

314
00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,311
- Great job, Pete.
- Great job, papi.

315
00:12:14,353 --> 00:12:16,488
- Great job, Peter.
- Yeah.

316
00:12:16,530 --> 00:12:17,938
- [Mike] Okay, hear me out.

317
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:20,118
- Champion out there.
- Pete becomes famous

318
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:24,166
because he literally slips on a pickle.

319
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,368
(Jess laughs)

320
00:12:25,410 --> 00:12:28,098
- That is so stupid.

321
00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:28,973
- Aww.

322
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,073
- It's perfect.

323
00:12:31,115 --> 00:12:36,115
- [Alex] Yeah. (laughs)

324
00:12:36,177 --> 00:12:37,818
- Ma, I'm hungry.

325
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:38,718
Ma.
- Okay.

326
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,648
That's enough, Theodore.

327
00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,500
- [Theodore] But ma.

328
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,333
- Shh.

329
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,548
I said behave.

330
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,868
Watch the game.

331
00:12:44,910 --> 00:12:45,743
- Ma.

332
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:47,643
Ma!

333
00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:51,138
- Enough of that, dear.
- Ma, come on.

334
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,098
- Trying to watch.

335
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:55,428
- Ma'am, I have this pickle right here.

336
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,123
It will shut this kid up.

337
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:02,268
- Sure, thank you.

338
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,600
Here you go.

339
00:13:03,642 --> 00:13:06,642
(Theodore munching)

340
00:13:10,242 --> 00:13:12,213
(Theodore spits)

341
00:13:12,255 --> 00:13:14,922
(air swooshing)

342
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:20,159
(Pete grunts)
(playful music)

343
00:13:20,201 --> 00:13:22,784
(Pete screams)

344
00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:25,934
- Peter.

345
00:13:25,976 --> 00:13:26,840
- A pickle.

346
00:13:26,882 --> 00:13:28,215
A pickle hit me.

347
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:32,583
Oh my.
(team laughing)

348
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,416
- All right, all right.

349
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,268
But underneath all the silliness though,

350
00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:37,188
Pete does find pickleball.

351
00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:39,528
And to him, it's not just working out.

352
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:43,008
- In a world where one
man slipped on a pickle

353
00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:46,848
and it served him right to his destiny.

354
00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,966
- Grace, you should write the trailer.

355
00:13:49,008 --> 00:13:51,378
(all laughing)

356
00:13:51,420 --> 00:13:55,788
- All right, it's actually
really great. (laughs)

357
00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:57,170
- What, it's genius.

358
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,316
- Yeah.
(speaking indistinctly)

359
00:13:59,358 --> 00:14:00,498
- Come on.

360
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,688
- Maybe nobody's taking him seriously.

361
00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,458
- Or the only person

362
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,768
that will play with him is his Aunt Marge.

363
00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:08,508
- Or his team is just two guys

364
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:10,051
who showed up for free snacks.

365
00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:11,508
- I don't know with the free snacks.

366
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,933
That's why I joined this team. (laughs)

367
00:14:13,975 --> 00:14:14,975
- Of course you did.

368
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:18,648
- Well, I can see it now.

369
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,903
Poor Pickleball Pete standing in the gym,

370
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,888
and it smells like pickles.

371
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:25,728
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

372
00:14:25,770 --> 00:14:29,298
But whatever the
reason, he's stuck, right?

373
00:14:29,340 --> 00:14:33,318
He, um, he has the dream, but no momentum.

374
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:38,360
- Trapped in a world where
nobody believes in the paddle.

375
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,028
- You've been watching
too many trailers, Grace.

376
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,518
- I am just saying, if Hollywood
calls, I'm gonna be ready.

377
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,218
- I mean, but that's where the
story really starts, right?

378
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,708
Like the moment something changes.

379
00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:49,848
- That's right.
- Yeah.

380
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,810
- An opportunity knocks wonderfully.

381
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,519
(door knocking)

382
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:58,758
- Not again.

383
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,738
- Hey. (laughs)

384
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,838
- Scram, nerds.
- Pickleball Pete,

385
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,038
if you would just hear
us out for a second.

386
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,658
- Yeah, we have something
exciting to tell you about.

387
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,218
- I have something exciting to tell you.

388
00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,438
Get off my property or
I'm gonna lose my mind.

389
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,023
I don't know what I'm gonna
do, but I'm gonna do something.

390
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:16,721
- Stop, stop, stop, stop.

391
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:17,758
We're here to help you guys.

392
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:18,591
- Oh, yeah?

393
00:15:18,633 --> 00:15:19,968
Why are you here to help?

394
00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,048
- My name is Ted.

395
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,428
- I'm Penelope, hi.

396
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:25,340
- And we represent the local
People's Pickleball Alliance.

397
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,790
- For Pineapple Park and Palm Grove.

398
00:15:27,832 --> 00:15:29,144
- Wait, what?

399
00:15:29,186 --> 00:15:31,757
- They said they represent the People

400
00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,559
of Pickleball Alliance.

401
00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:35,296
- For Pineapple Park in Palm Grove.

402
00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:36,828
- Pineapple Park is a pickleball court?

403
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:39,738
- Not yet, but that's why we
started this organization,

404
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:40,938
to make that happen.

405
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:43,998
- We're hoping, with your
signature and skills,

406
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,618
we can raise enough money

407
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,988
to turn our old shabby tennis courts

408
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,808
into brand new pickleball courts.

409
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:53,718
- That's right, and turn Palm
Grove into the hidden gem

410
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,688
and alternative to the
annoyingly prosperous Palm Beach.

411
00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:57,588
That's why we're going around

412
00:15:57,630 --> 00:15:59,538
and collecting these signatures. (laughs)

413
00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,938
- Now, would you both be
willing to sign our petition

414
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,930
for the Pineapple Palm of Palm
Grove Pickleball Initiative?

415
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,833
- What you thinking, papi?

416
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,818
- I grew up playing
tennis on those courts.

417
00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,828
Those courts changed my life.

418
00:16:15,870 --> 00:16:17,838
I don't know if I can stand
by and watch 'em be torn down

419
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,523
and replaced for a sport
that turned its back on me.

420
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,640
I can't sign that.

421
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,828
- Did you say signature and skills?

422
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:28,968
- Exactly.
- Oh.

423
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:31,818
Oh, yeah, Diadem is hosting
a pickleball tournament

424
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,783
and the prize is $100,000.

425
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:36,973
(Ted laughs)

426
00:16:37,015 --> 00:16:38,088
- $100,000?

427
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:38,963
- Yep.

428
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,718
- I'm in.
- 100k.

429
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,828
- Wait, wait, wait.

430
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:46,008
And you want papi to
play in the Palm Grove?

431
00:16:46,050 --> 00:16:46,995
- Exactly.

432
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:48,528
- And we're gonna use that money

433
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,088
to turn all the old tennis courts

434
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,378
into pickleball courts.

435
00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:52,338
Yes!

436
00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:53,213
- What?

437
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,078
- You want papi to win the money,

438
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,688
and then you give it to Pineapple Grove?

439
00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:00,813
- For the courts.

440
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,018
- Ah.
- Yeah.

441
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,289
I don't know about that.

442
00:17:04,331 --> 00:17:06,888
(Cha Cha speaking Spanish)

443
00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:08,530
I will sign this for you though.

444
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,411
Good luck in your petition

445
00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:12,648
for Pineapple Park at Palm Grove

446
00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,328
Pickleball Court initiative.

447
00:17:14,370 --> 00:17:15,161
Cha Cha.

448
00:17:15,203 --> 00:17:16,173
- And don't come back.

449
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:19,908
- Okay.

450
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,318
Big picture.

451
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:22,938
Pete wants to go pro.

452
00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:25,878
He started this league
that didn't work out.

453
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,528
Opportunity knocks.

454
00:17:27,570 --> 00:17:30,468
And then he gets into this
Diadem pickleball tournament.

455
00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:33,768
- Where he could win $100,000.

456
00:17:33,810 --> 00:17:36,214
And pickleball fame.

457
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,507
- One man, one paddle, $100,000.

458
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,498
(team chuckling)
- Okay.

459
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:44,178
Yeah, yeah, I like all of that.

460
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:46,638
But come on, we need more drama.

461
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:47,838
- And chaos.

462
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,878
- Oh, definitely chaos.

463
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,228
- Maybe the mob.

464
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,193
- Oh, the mob.
- Oh.

465
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,735
The Pickleball Mafia that goes,

466
00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:58,838
"I control the courts
from Naples to Tomoka."

467
00:17:58,880 --> 00:17:59,878
(chuckling continues)

468
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:00,711
- Okay, okay.

469
00:18:00,753 --> 00:18:03,558
But we can't just have him
breezing through this tournament.

470
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,058
That's boring.

471
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:09,498
- Right, a good sports
comedy needs stakes, twists,

472
00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:11,418
weird stuff that keeps happening.

473
00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:14,478
- Okay, okay, so-so what's the worst thing

474
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,068
that could happen to Pete along the way?

475
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,463
- He loses his paddle.

476
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,328
- That his league turns on him.

477
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,668
- Cha Cha gets recruited by a rival team.

478
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,098
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, not Cha Cha,

479
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,868
'cause she is the heart and soul

480
00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:28,998
of his little, you know, spin serve.

481
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,858
- Yes, betrayal.

482
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,508
- Maybe, maybe, okay.

483
00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:35,628
Maybe a rival player
from his past resurfaces.

484
00:18:35,670 --> 00:18:37,683
You know, someone who
was involved in the thing

485
00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:38,975
that he walked away from.

486
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,988
- We could call him the Net Whisperer,

487
00:18:42,030 --> 00:18:45,048
because he's all mysterious. (laughs)

488
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,278
- Okay, we can layer it.

489
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,728
Rival league trouble, romance tension.

490
00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:50,898
- And snacks.

491
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,388
Don't forget the snacks
'cause we need the snacks.

492
00:18:53,430 --> 00:18:54,466
I'm getting hungry.

493
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,748
- (laughs) Okay, exactly.

494
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:58,578
Big goals, big prizes.

495
00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:00,988
But the road to get there has to be messy.

496
00:19:01,030 --> 00:19:04,098
- Okay, okay, let's bring
his past back into it.

497
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,483
Um, what was the name of his tennis coach?

498
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,498
- We didn't give him one yet.

499
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,538
- Oh, okay, well.

500
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:12,438
Fred.

501
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:13,758
Fred's a good coach's name.

502
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,138
Let's bring him back into it.

503
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:17,253
Okay, here's what happens.

504
00:19:19,489 --> 00:19:22,156
(door knocking)

505
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,903
- Pete, it's you!

506
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,703
It's really you.

507
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:36,078
(knocking continues)
- Come on, Pete.

508
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,978
It's Ted and Penelope and your coach Fred.

509
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,811
It's your coach.

510
00:19:40,853 --> 00:19:42,858
We know you're Peter Picklevitch.

511
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,088
We know you were on your way

512
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,008
to becoming a famous tennis star.

513
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:47,073
Come on.

514
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,958
- Seriously?

515
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,028
It's not like I was in
hiding or something.

516
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:54,633
- Yeah, can we talk?

517
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,345
- Please?

518
00:19:57,387 --> 00:19:58,220
- Yes!

519
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,553
- Eat up, boys and girl.

520
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,868
- So guys, I wanna help you.

521
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:09,918
I really do.

522
00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:12,198
It's just I've spent my entire life

523
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,838
trying to defeat the game
named after my nemesis:

524
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,278
the pickle.

525
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:18,123
A pickle ruined my career.

526
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:20,628
And ever since then, I've vowed to become

527
00:20:20,670 --> 00:20:24,273
the best pickleball player
the world has ever seen.

528
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,328
- That's right.

529
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:27,719
By defeating the pickle.

530
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:30,168
- Yeah, yeah, you're right, Peter.

531
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:32,118
- It's Pete now.
- Oh.

532
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,708
It's Pete now.

533
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,048
- That's right, papi. (chuckles)

534
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:39,108
- Listen, I always knew
you would do great,

535
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:42,963
and I knew you would excel
at anything, but man to man,

536
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,450
why'd you ghost me, huh?

537
00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:47,928
I was your coach.

538
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:49,676
- I'll tell you why.

539
00:20:49,718 --> 00:20:52,301
(bright music)

540
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,643
Traitor. (cries)

541
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:12,123
I was there that day.

542
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:16,008
The day you handed that
monster that tennis ball.

543
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:17,568
- What?
- That kid ruined

544
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,598
my tennis career, and I vowed,

545
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,728
if I ever saw him again,

546
00:21:22,770 --> 00:21:25,413
the things I would do to him.

547
00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:29,083
- (chuckles nervously) Oh, the thing is,

548
00:21:30,217 --> 00:21:33,078
(clears throat) Pete.

549
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:33,953
- Bye.

550
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:38,418
- You just had to steal the beat.

551
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,948
Couldn't you just ease into it?

552
00:21:39,990 --> 00:21:41,658
- I'm sorry, dad.

553
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,498
- Stepdad.

554
00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:46,263
- I'm sorry, Stepdad Fred.
(Fred grunts)

555
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,628
- Slow down, papi.

556
00:21:53,670 --> 00:21:55,248
- Shut up, Cha Cha.

557
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,868
- Don't you wanna listen to that Fred,

558
00:21:56,910 --> 00:21:59,268
Ted, and the nerdy girl?

559
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,758
This community could
use a pickleball court,

560
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,948
and you're just not meant to do it.

561
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:04,823
- No.

562
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:07,967
- Get your lazy butt up.

563
00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:14,937
I don't think he wants to
play pickleball anymore.

564
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,458
- Here you go.

565
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,828
I brought us some yummy snacks.

566
00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:22,773
Help yourself.

567
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:30,168
- Okay, let's cut right to the chase.

568
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:33,168
So the only way that we're
going to get Palm Grove's

569
00:22:33,210 --> 00:22:36,138
Pineapple Park to build
those pickleball courts

570
00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:37,518
is with Peter's help.

571
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,638
- Wouldn't you, papi's tennis coach,

572
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,278
why do you want to see the
tennis court destroyed?

573
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,168
- All right, people, lean in with me.

574
00:22:45,210 --> 00:22:47,118
All right, come on, come on.

575
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,888
That was a dark day.

576
00:22:48,930 --> 00:22:51,138
A dark day.

577
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:52,278
It's darker than me.

578
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,338
- Darker than you, Stepdad Fred? (laughs)

579
00:22:55,380 --> 00:22:58,218
- So Peter hurt his ankle that day,

580
00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,408
and that ended his career.

581
00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,928
But it also killed my coaching.

582
00:23:02,970 --> 00:23:06,288
But there was a light at
the end of that tunnel,

583
00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:10,038
and at the end of that tunnel
was the love of my life.

584
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,658
- Oh, dear.

585
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:13,428
- And your son.

586
00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:15,228
- Yeah, uh.

587
00:23:15,270 --> 00:23:19,518
So anyways, my favorite
snack, my last pickle,

588
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,918
I had to give it to a kid to shut him up.

589
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,118
- Hey!

590
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,603
- We love you, pumpkin.

591
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:31,068
- So anyways, I hurt one
and I helped another,

592
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:34,488
but I knew that day that
I had to defeat the pickle

593
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:36,138
to make everything right.

594
00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,268
- So you want to defeat the pickleball?

595
00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:40,833
- Defeating it as in dominating it.

596
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:45,533
- Or you could defeat the game
and leave the tennis courts.

597
00:23:45,575 --> 00:23:46,366
- See, that's the problem.

598
00:23:46,408 --> 00:23:48,108
Nobody cares about tennis anymore.

599
00:23:48,150 --> 00:23:50,478
Plus, a developer has
been eyeing that park

600
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,368
to build office space or something.

601
00:23:52,410 --> 00:23:56,058
The only way to save the
park is to win that money

602
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:57,768
by building pickleball courts.

603
00:23:57,810 --> 00:24:00,828
- Then I can coach and I can dominate it.

604
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:01,885
- You said defeat.

605
00:24:01,927 --> 00:24:03,903
- Woman, do you want help or not?

606
00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:06,378
- Fine.

607
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:08,587
If you help papi, I'm in.

608
00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:10,628
- Excellent.

609
00:24:10,670 --> 00:24:12,603
Do you have any ideas?

610
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,039
- Well, there is one
thing that we all know.

611
00:24:20,081 --> 00:24:21,105
- He likes to compete!

612
00:24:21,147 --> 00:24:25,458
- And there is only one person
that truly defeated him.

613
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,708
- Mustang Sally!

614
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:29,232
- That's right.

615
00:24:29,274 --> 00:24:31,857
(upbeat music)

616
00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:42,910
The sin of destruction.

617
00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:44,864
- Exactly.

618
00:24:48,597 --> 00:24:50,283
- Hi, Sally.
- Hi, Pete.

619
00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:53,253
You got game?

620
00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:54,923
- Yeah.

621
00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:56,603
You wanna play?

622
00:24:57,690 --> 00:24:58,998
- [Sally] Yes.

623
00:24:59,040 --> 00:24:59,873
- Okay.

624
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:03,918
Uh, good luck.

625
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,013
- You too, Pete.

626
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,373
- Thank you.

627
00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:11,418
- Who do you think's gonna win?

628
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:12,293
- Sally.

629
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,208
- What about you?

630
00:25:14,250 --> 00:25:15,318
- Sally.

631
00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,653
Two sets.
- Yeah.

632
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,248
All right, we'll see.

633
00:25:19,290 --> 00:25:20,778
- You got any hot dogs here?

634
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,618
- Hot dogs?

635
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,384
I thought you liked bananas and bologna.

636
00:25:23,426 --> 00:25:25,926
(light music)

637
00:25:29,956 --> 00:25:30,956
- Ah!
- Yeah!

638
00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:34,079
That's it.

639
00:25:34,121 --> 00:25:35,220
- Oh!
- Oh!

640
00:25:35,262 --> 00:25:36,378
- How could he miss that?

641
00:25:36,420 --> 00:25:37,870
- Peter, is that all you got?

642
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,883
You got him, Sally, one more point.

643
00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:46,218
Hey.

644
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,808
Hey, shot.

645
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,364
- Come on, Sally, Sally.
- Hey.

646
00:25:49,406 --> 00:25:51,676
(Sally grunts)

647
00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,778
Oh.

648
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,673
- Great win, Sally.
- Great win, Sally.

649
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,818
You suck.

650
00:25:58,860 --> 00:26:00,098
- Yes.
- Yay!

651
00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:01,431
- Nice.
- Way to go, girl.

652
00:26:01,473 --> 00:26:02,306
Way to go.

653
00:26:06,057 --> 00:26:08,868
- The sin of destruction. (indistinct)

654
00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:11,358
- Listen, let me tell you,
this went on for years.

655
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,008
When I put Pete into semi-pro

656
00:26:13,050 --> 00:26:14,838
and Sally into the women's division,

657
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:17,268
they never played again.

658
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,408
- So he never beat her?

659
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,178
- [Fred] Not one single game.

660
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,428
- And the Diadem Pickleball Tournament

661
00:26:22,470 --> 00:26:23,568
is an open tournament.

662
00:26:23,610 --> 00:26:26,853
- So if we get Sally to
enter the tournament,

663
00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:32,448
papi will have the hope
to defeat his- - Neresis.

664
00:26:32,490 --> 00:26:33,468
- No, no.

665
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,908
Nemesis.

666
00:26:34,950 --> 00:26:36,051
- I think it's nemosis.

667
00:26:36,093 --> 00:26:38,313
- It's nemesis, you idiot.

668
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,208
I need you guys to find out everything

669
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:43,368
about this Mustang Sally.

670
00:26:43,410 --> 00:26:45,011
- I'm in!

671
00:26:45,053 --> 00:26:45,886
Yeah.

672
00:26:46,986 --> 00:26:49,653
(playful music)

673
00:26:56,568 --> 00:26:59,028
- Aw, this thing's broken.

674
00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:00,093
Can't see anything.

675
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,153
- Give me that.

676
00:27:05,010 --> 00:27:06,573
You had the cap on, dummy.

677
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:11,002
(playful music continues)

678
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:19,767
- It looks like it's good.

679
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,038
My apple fritter.

680
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:22,913
- Shh.

681
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,538
We're on a stakeout, dummy.

682
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,030
- I know we're on a stakeout.

683
00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:32,763
Hey, look, there she is.

684
00:27:32,805 --> 00:27:35,472
(upbeat music)

685
00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:46,550
You stay here.

686
00:27:46,592 --> 00:27:49,259
(playful music)

687
00:27:50,526 --> 00:27:51,609
I'm going in.

688
00:27:54,137 --> 00:27:57,054
(speaking Spanish)

689
00:27:58,216 --> 00:28:00,883
(playful music)

690
00:28:07,913 --> 00:28:10,580
(Ted chuckling)

691
00:28:16,558 --> 00:28:19,065
(grunts) Oh.

692
00:28:19,107 --> 00:28:20,928
- Can I help you?

693
00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:22,357
- Ah, yes.

694
00:28:22,399 --> 00:28:24,498
(clears throat) Yes.

695
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:26,568
Indeed, you can.

696
00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:31,128
My name is Theodore Rockevilt,

697
00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:35,328
and I am here to inquire.

698
00:28:35,370 --> 00:28:37,398
- Inquire?

699
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,243
- Yes, indeed.

700
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,378
About what it is you do here,

701
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:45,198
the services you provide, naturally.

702
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:49,283
- Well, this is a real estate office.

703
00:28:51,483 --> 00:28:55,368
- And what does a real
estate employee do exactly?

704
00:28:55,410 --> 00:28:57,559
- A realtor sells homes.

705
00:28:57,601 --> 00:28:59,088
- Indeed, indeed.

706
00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:03,348
Well, I would like to look at a property,

707
00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:05,508
a wealthy one on Palm Beach.

708
00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:07,638
I must keep appearances,
as you understand.

709
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:08,808
- Well, all right then.

710
00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:09,641
Right this way.

711
00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:11,568
Let me show you what we have online.

712
00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:12,543
- Fabulous.

713
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,728
- So what's your budget?

714
00:29:16,770 --> 00:29:19,698
- Well, money is no
object here. (chuckles)

715
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:22,758
So please, show me the
most expensive house

716
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,768
on the island, if you will.

717
00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:29,810
- Well, we have this
62,000-square-foot lovely estate.

718
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,398
- Estate.

719
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:33,198
So French.

720
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,538
- Sits on two acres, private beach.

721
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:38,478
- Hmm, I do like my beachfronts private.

722
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,203
I'm somewhat of a nudist.

723
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:45,318
- So you have six
championship tennis courts.

724
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,151
- Almost seven.

725
00:29:46,193 --> 00:29:51,138
- A golf course, a 100-foot massive pool,

726
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:54,828
a ballroom dripping in real gold.

727
00:29:54,870 --> 00:29:56,748
- Hmm, dripping.

728
00:29:56,790 --> 00:29:57,940
Would I need a plumber?

729
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:03,258
- It has numerous cabanas, beach house.

730
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:06,078
Oh, and it belongs to a
former U.S. president.

731
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,635
- Oh, sweet. (laughs)

732
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:10,468
Sweet.

733
00:30:10,510 --> 00:30:12,378
So is that like worth $18 million?

734
00:30:12,420 --> 00:30:14,946
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.

735
00:30:14,988 --> 00:30:16,478
- I mean, no. (chuckles)

736
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,363
It would not be ridiculous.

737
00:30:19,813 --> 00:30:21,388
- Ted, what are you?

738
00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:23,793
What is taking him so long?

739
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:27,213
- Okay, Mr. Vanderfella.

740
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,453
- Rander, real name, Smithsburg.

741
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,708
- Yes, okay, sure.

742
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,208
Thank you so much for coming in.

743
00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:37,458
And don't forget to email
me those credentials

744
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,528
so I can pre-qualify you for that tour.

745
00:30:39,570 --> 00:30:41,538
- Is this you in the picture?

746
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:42,798
Much younger-looking here.

747
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,353
- [Sally] Oh, thank you.

748
00:30:44,395 --> 00:30:46,293
- Mm, Photoshop these days, right?

749
00:30:47,142 --> 00:30:48,303
Okay, all right.

750
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:50,890
Thank you, ma'am.

751
00:30:55,548 --> 00:30:57,881
- Ugh, what a waste of time.

752
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:01,712
- You have a bathroom I could use?

753
00:31:01,754 --> 00:31:03,367
- No.

754
00:31:03,409 --> 00:31:07,436
- Right.

755
00:31:07,478 --> 00:31:09,678
- Ugh.

756
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,448
- Okay, all this is getting silly.

757
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:14,298
Mustang Sally references to Trump, really?

758
00:31:14,340 --> 00:31:15,388
- Oh, it's funny.

759
00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:18,108
- Okay, okay, let's forget
about the A-story for a bit.

760
00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:19,893
Every good film has a B-story.

761
00:31:20,730 --> 00:31:21,618
What's ours?

762
00:31:21,660 --> 00:31:24,798
- But every A-story has
to connect to the B-story.

763
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,008
- Okay, so let's dive into the betrayal.

764
00:31:28,050 --> 00:31:29,508
- Great.

765
00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:30,670
So what happens?

766
00:31:32,249 --> 00:31:34,999
(birds chirping)

767
00:31:42,350 --> 00:31:44,661
(phone dialing)

768
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,370
(phone ringing)

769
00:31:52,104 --> 00:31:53,238
- Cha Cha here.

770
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:55,278
- Hi, is this Cha Cha Rodriguez?

771
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:56,835
- Yeah.

772
00:31:56,877 --> 00:31:57,668
Who's this?

773
00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:58,998
- Oh, this is Polly.

774
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,858
Pickleball Polly from Palm Beach.

775
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,268
- Really?
- Yes.

776
00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:04,368
I heard you're available,

777
00:32:04,410 --> 00:32:06,978
and I'm in need of a new assistant.

778
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:07,938
I don't know if you've heard,

779
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:11,508
but I'm favored to win the
Diadem Pickleball Invitational

780
00:32:11,550 --> 00:32:13,428
and inevitably go pro.

781
00:32:13,470 --> 00:32:15,798
Someone with your experience

782
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,378
and knowledge is hard to come by.

783
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:19,758
- Yeah?

784
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,573
- [Polly] So what do you say?

785
00:32:22,657 --> 00:32:25,965
- Uh, Miss Polly, I'm still
working for Pickleball Pete,

786
00:32:26,007 --> 00:32:28,218
and it's conflict of interest.

787
00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:29,448
- Oh, please.

788
00:32:29,490 --> 00:32:31,578
Peter is finished.

789
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:33,753
Plus, can he even pay you?

790
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:39,071
Meet me at my mansion in
Palm Beach to discuss.

791
00:32:39,113 --> 00:32:39,946
- Okay.

792
00:32:52,652 --> 00:32:55,402
(both squealing)

793
00:32:57,315 --> 00:32:59,268
- Señorita Cha Cha, it
is so nice to meet you.

794
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,638
- Oh, just Cha Cha. (laughs)

795
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,798
Woo, nice estate.

796
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:04,698
- I know.

797
00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:05,573
Please sit.

798
00:33:07,890 --> 00:33:08,723
- Oh.

799
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,873
- So?

800
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:17,328
- So, Ms. Polly, I appreciate your offer,

801
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:22,068
but I'm here to tell you
in person that I just-

802
00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:24,753
- I can pay you $3,000 per
week plus full benefits.

803
00:33:25,973 --> 00:33:27,306
- I accept!
- Oh!

804
00:33:28,529 --> 00:33:31,068
Perfect, perfect.

805
00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:32,637
- See you later.

806
00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:33,512
- Okay.

807
00:33:37,472 --> 00:33:38,305
- Woo!

808
00:33:43,492 --> 00:33:46,008
(phone ringing)

809
00:33:46,050 --> 00:33:48,078
- Yes, she accepted.

810
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,070
We're almost there.

811
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,623
(laughs) Cheers.

812
00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,580
- Where is Ted?

813
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:05,178
- So Sally sells real estate.

814
00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:06,708
- And?

815
00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,238
- That's actually all we found out.

816
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,888
- Oh, great, wonderful.

817
00:34:09,930 --> 00:34:12,288
Cha Cha, what about you, huh?

818
00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:15,198
- Um, I have nothing to report.

819
00:34:15,240 --> 00:34:16,548
- Well, we have to figure something out.

820
00:34:16,590 --> 00:34:18,318
The only way we're gonna save these courts

821
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,298
is by winning the tournament.

822
00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:23,088
- I think the key is sticking together.

823
00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:25,340
Then we'll figure something out.

824
00:34:25,382 --> 00:34:26,215
- Oh.

825
00:34:29,117 --> 00:34:30,768
- Yes, Cha Cha is in.

826
00:34:30,810 --> 00:34:32,733
We just need insurance.

827
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:35,877
Get me the Viper.

828
00:34:36,845 --> 00:34:38,095
Yes, the Viper!

829
00:34:38,987 --> 00:34:39,820
Ugh.

830
00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:41,928
- The Viper?

831
00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:44,178
- Is this the mob part?

832
00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:45,528
- Could be.

833
00:34:45,570 --> 00:34:48,888
- Maybe the Viper is not
what we're expecting.

834
00:34:48,930 --> 00:34:50,088
- Ooh, plot twist.

835
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:52,398
- Well, every good movie has a plot twist.

836
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,588
- Well, maybe the Viper is a rival player.

837
00:34:54,630 --> 00:34:56,238
Quiet, intense.

838
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,518
Wears too much sweat-resistant eyeliner.

839
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,858
- Good, good, we might
be onto something here,

840
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:03,337
minus the ghost paddle, of course.

841
00:35:03,379 --> 00:35:04,329
(upbeat music)

842
00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:06,148
- Hey, anything?

843
00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:08,857
(upbeat music)

844
00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:18,443
- Sweet.

845
00:35:19,581 --> 00:35:22,038
(watch ringing)

846
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,778
Yeah?
- Got a job.

847
00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:24,858
- [Viper] Where?

848
00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:25,733
- Palm Beach.

849
00:35:27,090 --> 00:35:28,038
- When?

850
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,148
- Now.

851
00:35:29,190 --> 00:35:30,318
I'll send details.

852
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,863
- Okay, I'll be there.

853
00:35:31,905 --> 00:35:34,738
(dramatic music)

854
00:35:49,828 --> 00:35:52,411
- I brought a little something.

855
00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:59,010
- Polly Pickleball just
had me call in the Viper.

856
00:35:59,052 --> 00:36:00,791
- No kidding, The Viper.

857
00:36:00,833 --> 00:36:02,898
Oh, this must be serious.

858
00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:04,698
- When someone calls in the Viper,

859
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:06,198
it's always serious.

860
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:07,218
- Yes.

861
00:36:07,260 --> 00:36:09,138
The mob is in the movie.

862
00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:13,248
Maybe they can whack
Pickleball Pete with a paddle.

863
00:36:13,290 --> 00:36:14,808
- Okay.

864
00:36:14,850 --> 00:36:16,758
Let's bring in the competitors.

865
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,338
- Well, is anybody hungry for dessert?

866
00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:21,037
I can make my eggplant pie.

867
00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:24,635
- No!
- No.

868
00:36:24,677 --> 00:36:25,905
- Whew.

869
00:36:25,947 --> 00:36:27,048
All right, listen up.

870
00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:28,308
I just checked the website,

871
00:36:28,350 --> 00:36:31,158
and Sally has not entered
the tournament yet.

872
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,198
But we have a bigger problem.

873
00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:34,668
- What's that, dad?

874
00:36:34,710 --> 00:36:37,158
- Boy, didn't I tell you
to stop calling me that?

875
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:38,688
It's stepdad.

876
00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,698
- What's that, Stepdad Fred?

877
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,708
- Polly Pickleball of Palm Beach

878
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:45,108
has entered the tournament.

879
00:36:45,150 --> 00:36:46,158
- Budge!

880
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,033
- Who's that?

881
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:49,968
- Polly Pickleball is a rising legend

882
00:36:50,010 --> 00:36:51,918
in the pickleball community.

883
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,928
She's the first to get sponsored

884
00:36:53,970 --> 00:36:56,103
and to bring the sport into the spotlight.

885
00:36:57,390 --> 00:37:00,618
Now, I'm pretty confident
that Pete can beat Sally,

886
00:37:00,660 --> 00:37:02,688
but Polly, whew.

887
00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:04,368
That's a whole different story.

888
00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:07,638
- So I think we should probably give up.

889
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:08,738
Okay, nice to know-

890
00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:11,178
- Uh, uh, uh, Cha Cha, cha-cha it down.

891
00:37:11,220 --> 00:37:14,043
Do you think I waited all
these years just to give up?

892
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,158
- Mm.

893
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,708
- By the way, how is Pete doing?

894
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,298
Has he still been training?

895
00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:23,583
- Oh yeah, he's been training nonstop.

896
00:37:25,691 --> 00:37:26,758
- You're the only one who ever believed

897
00:37:28,358 --> 00:37:31,111
in Pickleball Pete. (sobs)

898
00:37:31,153 --> 00:37:32,808
- All right, great.

899
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:34,368
All we need is one week.

900
00:37:34,410 --> 00:37:36,678
Just one week to get him
ready for this tournament

901
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,418
because he needs to beat that Sally

902
00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:40,488
and he needs to beat that Polly.

903
00:37:40,530 --> 00:37:43,323
- Great plan, Stepdad Fred.

904
00:37:48,469 --> 00:37:51,052
(upbeat music)

905
00:38:03,754 --> 00:38:06,421
(playful music)

906
00:38:12,410 --> 00:38:15,018
- What you think you're doing?

907
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:17,088
You know better.

908
00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,948
Take your shoes off.

909
00:38:18,990 --> 00:38:20,043
- Sorry, mom.

910
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,578
- Hey, what's this I hear about you going

911
00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:23,958
to Polly's mansion?

912
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,791
- Can you believe it?

913
00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:25,803
Jimmy called it in.

914
00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:27,723
- Jimmy?

915
00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:32,148
I thought I told you- - I know, I know.

916
00:38:32,190 --> 00:38:34,038
But they needed my help with
the pickleball tournament

917
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,378
and something about tennis
courts in Palm Grove.

918
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:38,958
- Honey, please stop eating candy.

919
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,500
You're gonna ruin your dinner.

920
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,573
- I'm so sorry, mom.

921
00:38:56,338 --> 00:38:59,005
(upbeat music)

922
00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:06,408
- Gentlemen.

923
00:39:06,450 --> 00:39:09,108
- Oh, Mustang Sally.

924
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:11,268
What brings you to this part of town?

925
00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:13,668
Looking good, might I add.

926
00:39:13,710 --> 00:39:16,728
- I heard you called
the Viper in yesterday.

927
00:39:16,770 --> 00:39:17,561
- Oh yeah?

928
00:39:17,603 --> 00:39:18,720
Well, who told you that?

929
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,938
Look, Sally, what can I do you for?

930
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:28,293
- Well, I'm just curious.

931
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,428
What is little Miss Polly,

932
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,008
the daughter of Palm Grove's mayor,

933
00:39:34,050 --> 00:39:35,928
doing calling in the Viper?

934
00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:37,158
- Uh.

935
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,460
- Hey, boss.
- Shh.

936
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:42,183
- Hey, I don't want any trouble.

937
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,138
I'm just trying to get some information.

938
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:48,108
Jimmy, we grew up together in Palm Grove.

939
00:39:48,150 --> 00:39:50,868
We all grew up playing tennis together.

940
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:52,548
- Yeah, those were the days.

941
00:39:52,590 --> 00:39:54,468
- Hey, if somebody's
tearing down those courts,

942
00:39:54,510 --> 00:39:55,878
I need to know.

943
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:56,753
- Oh, boy.

944
00:39:58,380 --> 00:40:01,488
- Look, Sally, honestly,

945
00:40:01,530 --> 00:40:04,008
I have no idea what you're talking about.

946
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:05,538
- Hmm.

947
00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:07,218
What's the mayor planning?

948
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:08,163
- I don't know.

949
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:10,518
- [Sally] Really?

950
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,438
- Yeah, really.

951
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:13,604
- So what's that?

952
00:40:13,646 --> 00:40:16,313
(upbeat music)

953
00:40:22,396 --> 00:40:24,333
- (laughs) Busted.

954
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,778
- Well, just as expected.

955
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:39,768
- What?

956
00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:43,488
- The mayor is planning on
destroying the tennis courts

957
00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:45,245
and building an office building.

958
00:40:45,287 --> 00:40:47,028
- Oh.

959
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:49,338
That's why Polly wanted me to
make sure Pete didn't enter

960
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,928
the tournament.
- Pete?

961
00:40:50,970 --> 00:40:53,418
- Yeah, this pickleball pro.

962
00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:57,053
- Well, semi-pro, but- - You know him?

963
00:40:58,650 --> 00:40:59,700
- You could say that.

964
00:41:00,862 --> 00:41:03,127
- So that's why you gave up
tennis? Because of some boy?

965
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,518
- So Coach Fred said you were entered

966
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,468
in a tournament this weekend.

967
00:41:09,510 --> 00:41:10,398
- That's right.

968
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,303
If I win, I'm going pro.

969
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:14,763
- So?

970
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:16,998
- So?

971
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,783
- What does that mean for us?

972
00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:21,243
- For us?

973
00:41:26,978 --> 00:41:27,811
- Yes, us.

974
00:41:29,941 --> 00:41:32,524
(Pete giggles)

975
00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:34,880
- Sally.

976
00:41:34,922 --> 00:41:35,522
- Yes?

977
00:41:40,917 --> 00:41:43,878
(giggling continues)

978
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,095
- I hate you, Peter Picklevitch.

979
00:41:46,137 --> 00:41:48,033
And I hate tennis too.

980
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,770
Now you see why we gotta
get rid of these courts?

981
00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:56,778
It ruined my life.

982
00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:58,623
Stole the woman of my dreams.

983
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,208
- Sally know how you felt?

984
00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,400
- That's not the point.

985
00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:12,438
- Okay, so the Viper is
Mustang Sally's daughter.

986
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,138
- Yeah, a-and Mustang Sally

987
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:17,283
has a thing for Pickleball Pete.

988
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,878
- Yeah, 'cause nothing says true love

989
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,659
like a pickleball court
and a midlife crisis.

990
00:42:22,701 --> 00:42:25,205
- Yeah, and the mob guy's
jealous of Pickleball Pete.

991
00:42:25,247 --> 00:42:26,778
And he wants to whack him.

992
00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:30,168
- Ah, say goodbye to your paddle, Pete.

993
00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:32,988
- Only in our movie does pickleball

994
00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:35,713
and mob hit go in the same sentence.

995
00:42:35,755 --> 00:42:36,768
(team laughing)

996
00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:38,328
- And don't forget Pickleball Polly.

997
00:42:38,370 --> 00:42:40,038
She's secretly a tournament beast

998
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,078
and trying to sabotage every step.

999
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,348
- So we have the makings
of a political crime story.

1000
00:42:45,390 --> 00:42:48,858
- Just because that one guy
did a terrible Trump impression

1001
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,228
doesn't mean it's a political story.

1002
00:42:51,270 --> 00:42:55,188
- Yeah, if anything, it makes it confusing

1003
00:42:55,230 --> 00:42:57,468
and a little uncomfortable.

1004
00:42:57,510 --> 00:43:00,738
- Well, uncomfortable
is my favorite genre.

1005
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,148
- No, no, no, no, not that guy.

1006
00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:03,078
The mayor.

1007
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,848
See, he's in with the mob, right?

1008
00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:08,283
He wants the pickleball
courts for, you know,

1009
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,887
whatever mayors wanna build.

1010
00:43:10,929 --> 00:43:12,741
- A luxury pickleball court?

1011
00:43:12,783 --> 00:43:15,228
- A parking garage shaped like a paddle.

1012
00:43:15,270 --> 00:43:16,625
- A Chick-fil-A.

1013
00:43:16,667 --> 00:43:18,438
- Ooh, a Chick-fil-A.

1014
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,921
And if that's what it is,

1015
00:43:19,963 --> 00:43:23,118
then I want some promotional products.

1016
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,818
- No, let's just do something normal.

1017
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:27,978
An office complex.

1018
00:43:28,020 --> 00:43:28,811
- Good.

1019
00:43:28,853 --> 00:43:29,928
- What's the mayor's deal?

1020
00:43:29,970 --> 00:43:30,888
- Well, he's shady.

1021
00:43:30,930 --> 00:43:34,340
You know, he's got dealings
going on behind the scenes.

1022
00:43:34,382 --> 00:43:39,382
- 'Cause if Pete wins
the-the-the Palm whatever, right?

1023
00:43:40,587 --> 00:43:44,448
The Pickleball Association
gets the courts.

1024
00:43:44,490 --> 00:43:47,658
- And the mayor can't
build his office complex.

1025
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:49,248
- Right.

1026
00:43:49,290 --> 00:43:51,321
- This movie is insane.

1027
00:43:51,363 --> 00:43:52,728
(team laughing)

1028
00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:53,628
- Right?

1029
00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:56,208
- And yet I would watch it twice.

1030
00:43:56,250 --> 00:43:57,483
- And it's perfect.

1031
00:43:58,410 --> 00:43:59,710
Anyway, back to the mayor.

1032
00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:04,248
- Citizens, friends, Palm Grovians,

1033
00:44:04,290 --> 00:44:06,918
we're here today to discuss
three very important issues:

1034
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,510
the future of our beloved park,

1035
00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,148
the future of our community,

1036
00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:12,948
and the future of our,

1037
00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:15,708
well, actually one issue,
the future of our park.

1038
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:17,868
It's been well known for the past decade

1039
00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:20,568
that our tennis courts
have seen better days.

1040
00:44:20,610 --> 00:44:23,388
Quite frankly, the
sport of tennis is dead.

1041
00:44:23,430 --> 00:44:24,948
- That's baloney.

1042
00:44:24,990 --> 00:44:26,628
- Now, now, I know this might be hard

1043
00:44:26,670 --> 00:44:29,148
for some of you to hear,
but we have a proposal

1044
00:44:29,190 --> 00:44:30,828
from a very reputable company

1045
00:44:30,870 --> 00:44:33,108
that wants to build an
extremely modern office building

1046
00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:35,418
that will not only create jobs,

1047
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:38,028
but additional revenue for the citizens.

1048
00:44:38,070 --> 00:44:39,592
Take it easy, okay, take it easy.

1049
00:44:39,634 --> 00:44:42,384
- Tennis, tennis, tennis, tennis!

1050
00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:45,415
- Pickleball, pickleball, pickleball!

1051
00:44:45,457 --> 00:44:46,904
- Tennis!
- Pickleball.

1052
00:44:46,946 --> 00:44:49,371
(indistinct overlapping yelling)

1053
00:44:49,413 --> 00:44:51,708
- All right, the mayor,
he's a complete idiot.

1054
00:44:51,750 --> 00:44:53,268
He's got these two spoiled children

1055
00:44:53,310 --> 00:44:54,588
that keep screwing everything up.

1056
00:44:54,630 --> 00:44:56,463
- Stop talking about my childhood.

1057
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,568
- So he's not the villain.

1058
00:44:59,610 --> 00:45:01,263
It's the spoiled kids.

1059
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:04,698
- Pumpkins.

1060
00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:06,558
- Daddy!
- Daddy!

1061
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:07,433
- Pumpkins.

1062
00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:09,678
How we doing, girls?

1063
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,511
The tournament, the plan?

1064
00:45:10,553 --> 00:45:12,138
Is Cha Cha on board?

1065
00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:14,388
- Easy as pudding, papa.

1066
00:45:14,430 --> 00:45:15,768
I doubt Pete's gonna wanna play

1067
00:45:15,810 --> 00:45:18,888
now that his only friend
is employed by me.

1068
00:45:18,930 --> 00:45:21,438
And I have a little insurance plan

1069
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,608
to make sure he doesn't.

1070
00:45:22,650 --> 00:45:24,618
- Stupid picklehead Pete.

1071
00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:25,638
- This insurance plan,

1072
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,918
is this something I even wanna know about?

1073
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:28,878
- Probably best you don't,

1074
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:33,258
but let's just say he
won't be up for playing.

1075
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,091
- That's my pumpkins.

1076
00:45:34,133 --> 00:45:35,358
I knew Cha Cha would accept.

1077
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,368
She'll do anything for money.

1078
00:45:37,410 --> 00:45:39,078
- I mean, are they really that threatened

1079
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,948
by Pickleball Pete?

1080
00:45:39,990 --> 00:45:41,418
I mean, we haven't been showing him

1081
00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:43,548
playing pickleball
throughout the entire movie.

1082
00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:45,048
- E-exactly.

1083
00:45:45,090 --> 00:45:47,178
It's kinda like in "Jaws."

1084
00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:49,233
You barely really see the shark.

1085
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:53,988
- Order.
- Come on.

1086
00:45:54,030 --> 00:45:55,518
- What you think?

1087
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,538
Look crazy?

1088
00:45:56,580 --> 00:45:57,543
- Crazy indeed.

1089
00:45:59,326 --> 00:46:03,397
You know, I think I need to
pay the mayor a little visit.

1090
00:46:04,290 --> 00:46:05,748
What do you have planned for today?

1091
00:46:05,790 --> 00:46:06,828
- Polly wants me to make sure

1092
00:46:06,870 --> 00:46:08,388
Pete doesn't enter the tournament.

1093
00:46:08,430 --> 00:46:09,221
- Pete?

1094
00:46:09,263 --> 00:46:11,238
Whoa, whoa, meaning what?

1095
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,168
- I told you.

1096
00:46:12,210 --> 00:46:14,013
She wants him, you know?

1097
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,268
- Oh, sweetie.

1098
00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:20,478
Promise me you won't do anything
until I talk to the mayor.

1099
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,353
Please?

1100
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,808
- Okay, let's get this straight.

1101
00:46:26,850 --> 00:46:30,978
The Viper is a teenage
girl with a sugar fetish?

1102
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:33,498
- Yeah, l-like a human hummingbird.

1103
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,678
- Fueled by sugar, driven by rage.

1104
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:39,228
- Oh, and she's unpredictable.

1105
00:46:39,270 --> 00:46:41,997
Sugar highs are very dangerous.

1106
00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:45,759
(playful music)

1107
00:47:11,071 --> 00:47:14,571
(playful music continues)

1108
00:47:28,404 --> 00:47:29,237
- Ow!

1109
00:47:30,461 --> 00:47:33,211
(Pete screaming)

1110
00:47:34,761 --> 00:47:37,094
Little rugrat stole my Oreo.

1111
00:47:38,341 --> 00:47:39,174
Oh my God.

1112
00:47:42,314 --> 00:47:43,248
What?

1113
00:47:43,290 --> 00:47:44,598
- All right, all right, hold on a second.

1114
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,688
So now we've got some Tonya
Harding thing going on here now?

1115
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,578
Bat, really?

1116
00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,438
- Yep, exactly.

1117
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,178
- That's absolutely ridiculous.

1118
00:47:53,220 --> 00:47:58,183
- I know, but I love it. (laughs)

1119
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,208
- Excellent, excellent.

1120
00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,668
Oh, yeah, the whole Peter
thing is totally figured out.

1121
00:48:04,710 --> 00:48:05,992
Mm-hmm.

1122
00:48:06,034 --> 00:48:06,867
Okay, bye.

1123
00:48:10,530 --> 00:48:12,258
Hey guys, it's Polly Pickleball.

1124
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:14,028
Are you guys coming to
the Diadem Pickleball

1125
00:48:14,070 --> 00:48:15,288
Invitational this weekend?

1126
00:48:15,330 --> 00:48:16,653
If so, see you there.

1127
00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:23,193
Huh.

1128
00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:25,495
- Yo, Vinny.

1129
00:48:25,537 --> 00:48:26,594
Get those trucks ready.

1130
00:48:26,636 --> 00:48:27,469
- Dickies.

1131
00:48:28,762 --> 00:48:31,262
(light music)

1132
00:48:36,022 --> 00:48:38,689
(door knocking)

1133
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:42,978
- Hey.

1134
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:43,853
- Sally.

1135
00:48:45,150 --> 00:48:46,113
- We need to talk.

1136
00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:51,903
- I know, I know, please.

1137
00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:55,878
Allow me to present

1138
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,308
a pickleball alternative proposal.

1139
00:48:58,350 --> 00:49:00,138
- This better be good.

1140
00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:01,458
- How would you like the exclusive

1141
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:04,623
on Palm Grove's newest and
biggest office building?

1142
00:49:06,090 --> 00:49:08,043
Imagine it, Sally's World.

1143
00:49:09,274 --> 00:49:11,941
(upbeat music)

1144
00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,506
- But you know what we're missing?

1145
00:49:14,548 --> 00:49:17,414
- (gasps) Oh, here we go.

1146
00:49:17,456 --> 00:49:19,698
- Mob scenes.
(team laughing)

1147
00:49:19,740 --> 00:49:22,375
We need more mob scenes.

1148
00:49:22,417 --> 00:49:25,248
Like with trucks, right?

1149
00:49:25,290 --> 00:49:27,798
- Armored pickle trucks.

1150
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,943
Driven by sweet rollers storming.

1151
00:49:30,985 --> 00:49:31,902
- Storming.

1152
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:36,537
- Grace, actually,
that's kind of brilliant.

1153
00:49:36,579 --> 00:49:39,498
- I know, I'm just full of chaos

1154
00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:42,003
with a purpose and a lack of sleep.

1155
00:49:42,045 --> 00:49:45,108
(all laughing)

1156
00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:47,148
- Just got something to do with
that park up in Palm Grove.

1157
00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:49,488
- Yeah, you better get that contract.

1158
00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:52,308
I got a fleet of concrete
trucks ready to go.

1159
00:49:52,350 --> 00:49:53,988
- Sad to see the old neighborhood

1160
00:49:54,030 --> 00:49:56,508
turn into a concrete jungle though.

1161
00:49:56,550 --> 00:49:57,978
- [Jimmy] Gotta bring down all these.

1162
00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,598
- I'm on a diet.

1163
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,488
- All right, let's get back to the story.

1164
00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:03,183
Pickleball Pete is hurt.

1165
00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:06,048
- But if he doesn't play,

1166
00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:08,989
then he won't win the $100,000.

1167
00:50:09,031 --> 00:50:11,748
- And if he doesn't win the $100,000-

1168
00:50:11,790 --> 00:50:13,758
- Is the movie over?

1169
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,348
- I hope so.

1170
00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:16,623
I'm so confused.

1171
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:23,360
- So no, we-we turn it into a faith film.

1172
00:50:25,944 --> 00:50:27,877
- (laughs) What?

1173
00:50:27,919 --> 00:50:30,378
- No, no, no, I-I'm serious.

1174
00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:33,438
Faith and family, t-the Christian market.

1175
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,073
A whole new genre.

1176
00:50:36,723 --> 00:50:39,348
- (laughs) What?

1177
00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:43,248
- So we're just gonna casually
pivot the entire movie?

1178
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,558
- How do you suppose we just do that?

1179
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,178
- Easy.

1180
00:50:47,220 --> 00:50:48,913
Miraculous healing.

1181
00:50:48,955 --> 00:50:50,388
- Oh, no.

1182
00:50:50,430 --> 00:50:52,758
- You can't be serious.

1183
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,868
- I'm dead serious.

1184
00:50:53,910 --> 00:50:58,910
Look, most faith-based films
aren't actually faith-based.

1185
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,858
As long as you throw a Bible in there.

1186
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:05,568
- Or Thanksgiving dinner.

1187
00:51:05,610 --> 00:51:07,908
- Oh, or someone prays.

1188
00:51:07,950 --> 00:51:09,078
- Exactly.

1189
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,218
Bam.

1190
00:51:10,260 --> 00:51:14,073
You qualify for the holy genre.

1191
00:51:14,970 --> 00:51:17,928
- Oh, so a faith healer
is just gonna lay hands

1192
00:51:17,970 --> 00:51:19,458
on Pete's broken knee?

1193
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,528
- No, no, no, no.

1194
00:51:21,570 --> 00:51:23,166
Even better.

1195
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:26,058
(Mike vocalizing)

1196
00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,143
We use the Bible.

1197
00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:30,693
- T-the Bible?

1198
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,213
Why do you carry a Bible?

1199
00:51:34,230 --> 00:51:36,648
- Because I'm a storyteller,

1200
00:51:36,690 --> 00:51:39,078
and these are the best stories.

1201
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,398
Am I right?

1202
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:41,273
Am I right?

1203
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:43,270
- Cheers to that.

1204
00:51:46,409 --> 00:51:47,242
- Ow.

1205
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:54,569
Ow.

1206
00:52:01,657 --> 00:52:03,168
"For all that is kept secret

1207
00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:05,577
will eventually be brought into the open."

1208
00:52:07,659 --> 00:52:08,492
Huh.

1209
00:52:11,010 --> 00:52:12,453
Lord, give me strength.

1210
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,395
Please?

1211
00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:18,438
I need to be in this tournament.

1212
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,178
Heal my ankle.

1213
00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:21,453
Please, Lord.

1214
00:52:23,976 --> 00:52:25,786
Ha!

1215
00:52:25,828 --> 00:52:29,943
(laughs) I'm healed.

1216
00:52:30,990 --> 00:52:32,414
Thank you, God.

1217
00:52:32,456 --> 00:52:33,289
Thank you.

1218
00:52:39,109 --> 00:52:41,776
(phone ringing)

1219
00:52:46,606 --> 00:52:47,568
- Hey.

1220
00:52:47,610 --> 00:52:48,401
What's up?

1221
00:52:48,443 --> 00:52:51,258
- Hey, buddy, I heard
you were out of jail.

1222
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:53,538
I need to talk to you about something.

1223
00:52:53,580 --> 00:52:54,630
- You want a partner?

1224
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,019
I'll be there.

1225
00:52:59,061 --> 00:53:01,728
(upbeat music)

1226
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:03,413
Right.

1227
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:06,598
- Huh.

1228
00:53:07,753 --> 00:53:10,441
Pickleball Pete is back, baby!

1229
00:53:10,483 --> 00:53:12,978
Pickleball Pete is back!

1230
00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,948
- So now we got faith-based, maybe.

1231
00:53:15,990 --> 00:53:18,078
- Yep, miraculous healing.

1232
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:18,918
- And the mob.

1233
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:20,868
Don't forget the mob. (laughs)

1234
00:53:20,910 --> 00:53:21,948
- Of course not.

1235
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:25,218
What's not a faith-based
film without organized crime?

1236
00:53:25,260 --> 00:53:26,051
Right?

1237
00:53:26,093 --> 00:53:27,498
- Okay, okay.

1238
00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:30,078
But if we're doing a faith-based movie,

1239
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,308
we all know one thing.

1240
00:53:31,350 --> 00:53:33,363
- We keep Kevin Sorbo.

1241
00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:36,505
- Of course we keep Kevin.

1242
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:39,948
- "In the beginning, there was Sorbo."

1243
00:53:39,990 --> 00:53:44,298
- Yeah, he's-he's in like 100
of these Christian movies.

1244
00:53:44,340 --> 00:53:46,458
- It doesn't actually
qualify as a faith-based film

1245
00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:49,758
until you have Kevin Sorbo
delivering a dramatic monologue

1246
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,623
while staring off into the distance.

1247
00:53:51,665 --> 00:53:53,208
(team laughing)

1248
00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:55,068
- Okay, I'm game.

1249
00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:59,058
But so far, we have Kevin
Sorbo playing an ex-con

1250
00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:01,488
that is drinking beer.

1251
00:54:01,530 --> 00:54:03,228
- It's a slippery slope, man.

1252
00:54:03,270 --> 00:54:04,218
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1253
00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:06,018
But it could be root beer.

1254
00:54:06,060 --> 00:54:08,478
Christian loophole, okay?

1255
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:09,311
Boom.

1256
00:54:09,353 --> 00:54:12,198
- Yeah, and the next thing you know,

1257
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:16,143
he's gambling on pickleball
matches behind the church.

1258
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:20,148
- We could test it.

1259
00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,018
- What?

1260
00:54:21,060 --> 00:54:22,218
- Test what?

1261
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:24,707
- Well, we could run an
audience focus group.

1262
00:54:24,749 --> 00:54:27,468
- (laughs) Oh great.

1263
00:54:27,510 --> 00:54:32,508
Press one if Kevin Sorbo
drinking a beer is acceptable.

1264
00:54:32,550 --> 00:54:34,668
Press two if it should be sweet tea.

1265
00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:35,718
- Two, please.

1266
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:36,551
- Okay, okay.

1267
00:54:36,593 --> 00:54:38,448
Faith movie, check.

1268
00:54:38,490 --> 00:54:40,578
Kevin Sorbo, check.

1269
00:54:40,620 --> 00:54:43,008
Miraculous healing, check.

1270
00:54:43,050 --> 00:54:45,018
Monster and trucks, check.

1271
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:47,448
Spoiled mayor's kids, check.

1272
00:54:47,490 --> 00:54:49,578
- And don't forget the
sugar-addicted Viper.

1273
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,528
- Mm, check.

1274
00:54:51,570 --> 00:54:54,678
- I guess that means it's tournament time.

1275
00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:56,328
- Oh, boy.

1276
00:54:56,370 --> 00:55:01,370
- Everything has led to
this moment. (laughs)

1277
00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:04,578
- Pete, the mob, the mayor,

1278
00:55:04,620 --> 00:55:08,118
the Viper with the sugar
stash, Sorbo at the bar.

1279
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,437
Oh man, this tournament's got it all.

1280
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,268
- "In a world where chaos meets cardio."

1281
00:55:17,310 --> 00:55:18,318
- Let's just finish this thing

1282
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,018
before somebody suggests
a talking pickleball.

1283
00:55:21,060 --> 00:55:23,150
- Too late, I was just about to say that.

1284
00:55:23,192 --> 00:55:25,859
(upbeat music)

1285
00:55:58,870 --> 00:56:01,278
- Okay, pickleballers, Stu Sunshine here,

1286
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,838
but you already knew that.

1287
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,671
- Dean Cain?

1288
00:56:03,713 --> 00:56:04,908
Are you serious?

1289
00:56:04,950 --> 00:56:05,741
- Yeah.

1290
00:56:05,783 --> 00:56:08,718
If you have Kevin, you
have to have Dean Cain.

1291
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:13,128
They're the "God Not Dead" fantastic duo.

1292
00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:14,970
- Can we just get to the tournament?

1293
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,198
- Okay, pickleballers, Stu Sunshine here,

1294
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:19,518
but you already knew that.

1295
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:20,448
Today is the day.

1296
00:56:20,490 --> 00:56:21,691
The first annual Palm Beach

1297
00:56:21,733 --> 00:56:24,018
Pickleball Tournament is underway

1298
00:56:24,060 --> 00:56:27,438
right here at the Diadem
Pickleball Invitational.

1299
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:30,678
And Palm Beaches are flooding
in for this exciting new sport

1300
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,538
that is apparently sweeping the country,

1301
00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:33,918
although I've never seen it in my life.

1302
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,738
Okay, Pete's Palm Beach Pickle Buddies

1303
00:56:36,780 --> 00:56:39,858
will face off against
some stiff competition.

1304
00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:41,538
The Orlando Sugar Pixies are here,

1305
00:56:41,580 --> 00:56:44,268
along with the Tampa Bay Bambi Hunters.

1306
00:56:44,310 --> 00:56:46,083
And I did not make those names up.

1307
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:50,838
- Hey.
(Viper gasps)

1308
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:51,713
- Hey.

1309
00:56:52,830 --> 00:56:54,377
- Hey.

1310
00:56:54,419 --> 00:56:55,668
Is this your little angel?

1311
00:56:55,710 --> 00:56:56,613
- She is.
- Huh.

1312
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,673
Interesting.

1313
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,338
Next time you try and take somebody out,

1314
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:03,618
make sure you don't
use a whiffle ball bat.

1315
00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:05,673
- Sorry, my bad.

1316
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,186
- So I hear you entered the tournament.

1317
00:57:10,228 --> 00:57:11,538
- I did.

1318
00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:14,088
- I guess we might
finally have that rematch.

1319
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:16,398
- We just might, Mustang Sally.

1320
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,298
We just might.

1321
00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:18,173
- See you there.

1322
00:57:24,510 --> 00:57:25,788
- What's going on, Peter?

1323
00:57:25,830 --> 00:57:27,318
How you doing?
- All that good stuff.

1324
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,048
- So I heard and decided
you wanted to play, huh?

1325
00:57:30,090 --> 00:57:31,458
- I decided to play.

1326
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,833
- So there's still a
chance to save the courts.

1327
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,403
- Nice one, Theodore.

1328
00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:41,208
No pickles this time.

1329
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,194
- No pickles.

1330
00:57:42,236 --> 00:57:43,723
You got it, you got it.

1331
00:57:43,765 --> 00:57:46,432
(upbeat music)

1332
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:52,900
- You guys are going down.

1333
00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:56,903
Yeah.

1334
00:57:59,490 --> 00:58:00,728
- Tear Drop Charlie.

1335
00:58:00,770 --> 00:58:02,028
- Pickleball Pete!

1336
00:58:02,070 --> 00:58:04,908
Oh my gosh, you look awesome, buddy.

1337
00:58:04,950 --> 00:58:06,978
So you ready for it?

1338
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:07,893
- Are you ready for this?

1339
00:58:07,935 --> 00:58:09,798
- Ooh, you know I'm ready.

1340
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:11,568
- Ladies and gentlemen,

1341
00:58:11,610 --> 00:58:15,018
apparently, Tear Drop
Charlie and Pickleball Pete

1342
00:58:15,060 --> 00:58:17,688
have officially entered the tournament.

1343
00:58:17,730 --> 00:58:18,730
And that's big news.

1344
00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:23,910
- Hey, Pete, did we, uh, did we win?

1345
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,378
- We didn't play yet.

1346
00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:28,518
- Oh, gotcha.

1347
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,888
- Hey, who's that?

1348
00:58:30,930 --> 00:58:33,408
- That right there is the
best pickleball player

1349
00:58:33,450 --> 00:58:35,163
to ever pickle a ball.

1350
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,053
- Oh my.

1351
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:41,058
- Who's, uh, who's that dame?

1352
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:43,263
- Oh, she's nuts.

1353
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:46,968
- What are you doing?

1354
00:58:47,010 --> 00:58:49,638
- I think I might be lactose intolerant.

1355
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:52,383
- We have to be on those
courts in five minutes!

1356
00:58:53,550 --> 00:58:54,498
- Yeah, I'm sorry, Polly.

1357
00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:55,908
I don't think I can play.

1358
00:58:55,950 --> 00:58:58,353
- What do you mean you can't
play? You're my partner.

1359
00:59:00,087 --> 00:59:00,878
You know what?

1360
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:01,753
I don't need you.

1361
00:59:04,403 --> 00:59:07,070
(upbeat music)

1362
00:59:10,470 --> 00:59:13,815
- Team Bag O' Donuts
takes on Tear Drop Charlie

1363
00:59:13,857 --> 00:59:16,083
and Pickleball Pete in the first round.

1364
00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:18,618
- That's right, fifth grade.

1365
00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:19,848
- Give it, picklehead.

1366
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,404
You can barely even move.

1367
00:59:21,446 --> 00:59:24,768
(upbeat music)

1368
00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:27,183
You really think that you can beat us?

1369
00:59:27,225 --> 00:59:28,016
No!

1370
00:59:28,058 --> 00:59:29,544
- That's what you get.

1371
00:59:29,586 --> 00:59:30,666
- Peace!

1372
00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:31,875
- Fifth grade.

1373
00:59:32,898 --> 00:59:35,358
- All right, next up we have Pop Crispy

1374
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:38,025
and Tito Barstool against Pickleball Pete

1375
00:59:38,067 --> 00:59:39,558
and Tear Drop Charlie.

1376
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,648
- Whoa, all right.

1377
00:59:42,690 --> 00:59:43,767
- Oh, you guys suck.

1378
00:59:50,425 --> 00:59:51,218
- Ha!

1379
00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:53,958
- It has been a wild
day here in Palm Beach

1380
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,908
as pickleball has taken over the island.

1381
00:59:55,950 --> 00:59:57,650
- Come on, come on, Pete.
- Whoa!

1382
00:59:59,350 --> 01:00:00,842
- All right, good.
- Yeah.

1383
01:00:00,884 --> 01:00:02,523
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1384
01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:07,788
- You're going down, Tear Drop Charlie.

1385
01:00:07,830 --> 01:00:08,820
- Come on.

1386
01:00:08,862 --> 01:00:11,529
(upbeat music)

1387
01:00:16,775 --> 01:00:18,858
- Oh, that's a great shot.

1388
01:00:18,900 --> 01:00:20,820
This sport's not bad after all.

1389
01:00:22,142 --> 01:00:24,918
- Picklehead Ping, Cry Baby
Charlie, you're going down.

1390
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,988
- Ooh, do you know how
many people said that to me

1391
01:00:27,030 --> 01:00:27,821
when I was in prison?

1392
01:00:27,863 --> 01:00:29,298
- Hey, hey.
- Kick out, yankers,

1393
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:32,118
and get ready for skeet and saw.

1394
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,858
- Yeah, you better sit
back down, you know?

1395
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:36,198
The bigger they think they
are, the harder they fall.

1396
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,261
- Well, good thing we
don't think. (chuckles)

1397
01:00:38,303 --> 01:00:39,351
- That's it.

1398
01:00:39,393 --> 01:00:41,163
Time for defeat, boys.

1399
01:00:45,390 --> 01:00:46,353
That's all you got?

1400
01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:50,298
- These guys are trash.

1401
01:00:50,340 --> 01:00:51,131
Look at that.

1402
01:00:51,173 --> 01:00:52,608
Not even trying.

1403
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:53,958
- Well, that was a pretty good return.

1404
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,083
- Not even trying.

1405
01:00:58,230 --> 01:00:59,268
He's got a beer in his hand.

1406
01:00:59,310 --> 01:01:00,510
We're still beating you.

1407
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,287
- They're not doing it.
- Ugh!

1408
01:01:04,329 --> 01:01:05,328
- They're just getting crushed out here.

1409
01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:07,458
So Pickleball Pete and Tear Drop Charlie

1410
01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,908
advance to the next round
against Grindstone Gary

1411
01:01:10,950 --> 01:01:13,038
and Hacksaw Harry.

1412
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:14,103
And that rhymes.

1413
01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:16,338
- We're gonna pickle these guys

1414
01:01:16,380 --> 01:01:17,780
whether they like it or not.

1415
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,245
They might actually return the ball.

1416
01:01:20,287 --> 01:01:23,482
(upbeat music)

1417
01:01:23,524 --> 01:01:24,625
I saw that.

1418
01:01:24,667 --> 01:01:28,084
(upbeat music continues)

1419
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,418
- [Stu] Whoa, going for the angle.

1420
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:34,755
- That's what you get.
- Oh, and Pickleball Pete

1421
01:01:34,797 --> 01:01:37,068
and Tear Drop Charlie win.

1422
01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:39,768
Polly Bradley, Mustang Sally,

1423
01:01:39,810 --> 01:01:42,198
Peter Picklevitch, and Tear Drop Charlie

1424
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,138
advance their way to the finals,

1425
01:01:45,180 --> 01:01:47,748
a match everyone was hoping for.

1426
01:01:47,790 --> 01:01:48,663
Me too.

1427
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:50,748
- Easy, easy.

1428
01:01:50,790 --> 01:01:52,188
- Oh my gosh, yeah.

1429
01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:53,478
- This is it, Pete.

1430
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,388
We've waited for this our entire lives.

1431
01:01:56,430 --> 01:01:59,358
Beat your nemesis.

1432
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,308
- Yeah, chill out, pops, we got it.

1433
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:02,183
- Pops?

1434
01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:05,240
- You left, we lost the camera.

1435
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,868
(upbeat music)

1436
01:02:08,910 --> 01:02:09,886
- [Pete] Woo!

1437
01:02:09,928 --> 01:02:12,511
(upbeat music)

1438
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:17,206
- Oh, yeah.

1439
01:02:17,248 --> 01:02:19,508
Oh, yeah.

1440
01:02:19,550 --> 01:02:22,217
(upbeat music)

1441
01:02:23,721 --> 01:02:25,021
- You got that, Tear Drop.

1442
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:27,053
That's it.

1443
01:02:30,183 --> 01:02:31,016
- Ooh.

1444
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,438
- [Charlie] Yes, that was awesome.

1445
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:34,433
- [Speaker] Rolling?

1446
01:02:36,334 --> 01:02:38,387
(upbeat music)

1447
01:02:38,429 --> 01:02:39,246
- Yeah!

1448
01:02:39,288 --> 01:02:42,705
(upbeat music continues)

1449
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,678
- Yeah.
- I got that.

1450
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:47,238
Nice shot, Pickleball Pete.

1451
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,908
- Whoa, whoa!
- And that's it!

1452
01:02:49,950 --> 01:02:52,668
Pickleball Pete and Tear Drop Charlie

1453
01:02:52,710 --> 01:02:54,198
win the whole thing.

1454
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:55,458
And I can go home now.

1455
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:56,333
I'm not driving.

1456
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,033
- Sally, uh-

1457
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:01,503
- I'm so glad you won.

1458
01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:12,743
- Get a room.

1459
01:03:13,950 --> 01:03:14,783
- What?

1460
01:03:15,746 --> 01:03:18,136
- Woo!
- You did it, Pete.

1461
01:03:18,178 --> 01:03:20,359
- Great job, Pete.
- Woo!

1462
01:03:20,401 --> 01:03:23,151
(crowd cheering)

1463
01:03:27,577 --> 01:03:28,910
- You won, papi!

1464
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,790
(group clapping)

1465
01:03:35,727 --> 01:03:37,008
- You got time for one more game

1466
01:03:37,050 --> 01:03:39,063
before they tear down these old courts?

1467
01:03:40,972 --> 01:03:43,055
- I think we can do that.

1468
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:48,286
- Oh yeah, guys.

1469
01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:52,008
I got a little something for you.

1470
01:03:52,050 --> 01:03:53,658
- [Cha Cha] Yes!

1471
01:03:53,700 --> 01:03:54,633
- [Fred] Yeah!

1472
01:03:55,471 --> 01:03:57,392
- [Cha Cha] Yes.

1473
01:03:57,434 --> 01:03:58,225
- Woo!

1474
01:03:58,267 --> 01:03:59,850
- Great job, Peter.

1475
01:04:01,395 --> 01:04:03,438
Sally, you guys.

1476
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,323
- Ooh.

1477
01:04:06,793 --> 01:04:08,043
- Look at this.

1478
01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:12,592
- Let's play.
- Let's play.

1479
01:04:12,634 --> 01:04:15,217
(light music)

1480
01:04:22,770 --> 01:04:26,028
- So Pete wins the
tournament, crowd goes wild,

1481
01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:29,178
confetti, pickleball glory.

1482
01:04:29,220 --> 01:04:32,028
- All right, let's not
forget, and he gets $100,000.

1483
01:04:32,070 --> 01:04:33,528
- And saves the courts.

1484
01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:34,968
- And redeems his past.

1485
01:04:35,010 --> 01:04:36,138
- And gets the girl.

1486
01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:39,007
- And possibly, the Bible heals his knee.

1487
01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:40,308
- You guys, (laughs)

1488
01:04:40,350 --> 01:04:42,633
this movie ending is so cheesy.

1489
01:04:43,950 --> 01:04:44,958
- Excuse me?

1490
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,758
This ain't cheesy.

1491
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,628
- It's basically "Rocky"
meets "VeggieTales"

1492
01:04:50,670 --> 01:04:53,088
meets "The Godfather."

1493
01:04:53,130 --> 01:04:55,158
- And I would buy them tickets.

1494
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:59,255
I would watch it twice
with popcorn and a prayer.

1495
01:04:59,297 --> 01:05:03,220
- (laughs) Guys, this movie is so bad

1496
01:05:04,890 --> 01:05:06,336
it's kind of genius.

1497
01:05:06,378 --> 01:05:08,748
(all laughing)

1498
01:05:08,790 --> 01:05:10,758
Bigger question: who's gonna direct this?

1499
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:12,499
- Me, obviously, I'm directing it.

1500
01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:13,923
- No, no, no, no, no way.

1501
01:05:14,981 --> 01:05:15,772
I got the vision.

1502
01:05:15,814 --> 01:05:17,688
I've already storyboarded
the pickle truck,

1503
01:05:17,730 --> 01:05:19,248
so I mean, it's done.

1504
01:05:19,290 --> 01:05:21,738
- I'm the only one who
knows how the camera works.

1505
01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:23,328
- This is gonna get ugly.

1506
01:05:23,370 --> 01:05:25,758
I am the one that should
be directing this film.

1507
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,751
I mean, like are you serious?

1508
01:05:27,793 --> 01:05:30,960
(overlapping chatter)

1509
01:05:34,154 --> 01:05:35,598
- Guys.

1510
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:36,750
Guys, guys, shh.

1511
01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:41,118
We just wrote the most ridiculous

1512
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,910
pickleball movie in history

1513
01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:45,513
together as a team.

1514
01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:51,783
So let's just do production
together as a team.

1515
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:55,008
How bad could it be?

1516
01:05:55,050 --> 01:05:58,103
- Famous last words before the sequel.

1517
01:06:00,128 --> 01:06:02,795
(team laughing)

1518
01:06:04,050 --> 01:06:06,633
(upbeat music)

1519
01:06:31,581 --> 01:06:34,998
(upbeat music continues)

1520
01:07:00,191 --> 01:07:02,774
(upbeat music)

1521
01:07:25,164 --> 01:07:28,581
(upbeat music continues)

1522
01:08:00,199 --> 01:08:02,782
(upbeat music)



