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Guys, guys, guys.

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Hello, hello, hello.

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And welcome to the first
annual 24 Hour Film Festival,

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"No Sleep, No Mercy."

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My name's Peter Gazania, and
I have handpicked the teams.

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And your team is the red team.

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- Okay.
- If you can figure out why.

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Now, it will be your responsibility

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to write, direct, produce, and edit

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a full film in 24 hours.

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And I just have to give you the genre.

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- All right.
- So gimme a little drum roll.

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Oh yeah, all right.

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Aaaand sports.

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Oh.

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- Yay.
- Yeah, that's right.

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That's good, yeah.

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So you guys have 24
hours, starting right now.

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Good luck.
- Oh.

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Guys, we can work with this.

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- Oh, boy.
- Yeah.

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All right, team, huddle.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Sports film.

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We gotta come up with a concept fast.

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Okay, I think we should

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football, basketball, baseball.

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Competitive hot dog eating.

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That's technically a sport, right?

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I think we should do something visual,

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like fencing or sumo wrestling.

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- Hopscotch.
- What?

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Yeah.

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Come on, y'all, think outside the box.

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Hopscotch.

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- Uh.
- Well.

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Grace, literally, no one
wants to watch that movie.

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Oh, come on.

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Everybody's gonna wanna watch

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"Hopscotch: The Reckoning."

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Pickleball.

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Pickleball?

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That sounds great.

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Yeah.

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My grandparents play every weekend.

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They're obsessed.

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And I've basically grown
up watching senior citizens

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fight over a plastic ball.

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And trust me, it gets intense.

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I-is that the one with-with the paddle?

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Or-or is it like mini golf?

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It's like tennis, Mike,
but smaller and louder.

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- Hmm.
- So, you know, for visuals,

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paddles look really good on camera.

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I hear it's the fastest
growing sport in America.

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Finally, it's something
that I can talk some smack

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to some other retirees.

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I'm in, count me in.

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Okay, team, here we go.

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We gotta start making some decisions fast.

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All right, step one, genre.

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Yeah, are we gonna do a drama

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or maybe a sports inspirational story?

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What about a thriller?

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Like killer pickleball players?

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Yes!

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Watch out, Cinderella.

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The ball is coming for you.

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I can already hear that trailer

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announcer's voice in my head.

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Grace, no.

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Oh, come on.

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What about comedy?

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Pickleball is already kind of funny.

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If we lean into it, we
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I love comedy.

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Yeah, and if we're too serious,

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then it's gonna come off a little weird.

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- Exactly.
- Right, yeah.

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Comedy works, but it's
gotta be sharp comedy.

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I mean, it can't just
be people hitting balls

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and falling down all over the place.

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Don't be knocking all
that falling down stuff,

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'cause I do my own stunts.

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And it has to have heart.

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And it could be ridiculous.

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Good.

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Like a feel-good underdog
story with paddles.

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Okay.

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Comedy.

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Sports comedy, that's our lane.

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So in this.

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All right, all right, red team.

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So what have you decided?

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- Sports comedy.
- Sports comedy.

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- Pickleball!
- Pickleball.

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Wow, nice.

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All right, well, keep working.

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Keep grinding.

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And it looks like you have about, uh,

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23 hours left, so.

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- Woo!
- See you in a little while.

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Okay, next step, title.

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Okay, let's brainstorm.

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What's funny about pickleball?

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Oh, the word pickle.

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That's already gonna have
to work for us, right?

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We could call it "A Dill of Destiny"

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or "Brine and Punishment."

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Or "The Battle of the Pickles."

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That sounds
like a cooking competition.

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"Pickleball Pandemonium."

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"Pickleball Pandemonium."

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It's sporadic, like
"Pickleball Apocalypse."

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Yeah, the world
where no pickle is safe.

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Or "The Pickle Ballers."

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No, I think that's too generic.

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"Pickle Me This."

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"The Paddle Diaries."

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"Net Gain."

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- "50 Shades of Pickleball."
- Oh, absolutely not.

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Ooh, but I would watch that.

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And I'd watch that twice.

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- Right?
- Okay, okay.

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Titles are good, but we
need a hook, all right?

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What's this story really about?

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Character.

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A legend.

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Some guy named Pete.

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Wait.

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Pickleball Pete.

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Pickleball Pete.

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Yeah, that's cool.

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Simple, funny, memorable.

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Yeah, Pickleball Pete.

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I can see the poster already.

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A hero, a paddle,

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and a whole body soaked
in Gatorade.

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Okay, okay, hear me out.

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Pete used to be a tennis
player, like a really good one.

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And he even had all the trophies,

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the sweatbands, the glory days.

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But then he walked away.

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Why?

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I don't know yet.

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But he's obsessed.

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Like, "Tennis is dead to me" obsessed.

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Like he left Wimbledon
behind and he traded it in

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for Wednesday nights
pickleball at the YMCA.

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Come on now, that's so tragic.

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A dramatic fall

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into a plastic ball.

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That's good.

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So it's like Rocky, but with retirees.

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Okay.

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Okay, this works.

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We have a fallen tennis
player turned pickleball pro.

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A sports comedy about obsession

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and reinvention and maybe a little chaos.

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- Chaos.
- Chaos.

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A little chaos, a little cardio.

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All right.

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- To "Pickleball Pete."
- To "Pickleball Pete."

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Hi, I'm Pickleball Pete at Palm Beach,

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and I wanna talk to you
about an exciting new sport,

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a sport that welcomes
professionals like myself

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and amateurs like yourself.

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But don't let your
amateur status prevent you

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from signing up for Pickleball
Pete's Pickleball League,

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a new and exciting way
to join the wonderful

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wide world of pickleball.

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So grab your paddles, and
let's play some pickleball.

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Well, there you have it.

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The self-proclaimed pickleball sportsman

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has spoken on the sport
that is paddling the nation.

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Yeah!

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All right, we got
Pete, we got pickleball.

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But we can't just have him floating

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from court to court
playing random characters.

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Yeah, exactly.

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This story needs stakes,
depth, something to follow.

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And heart.

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Every great sports
story has to have heart.

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R-right.

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Like "Rocky" had Adrian,

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"Happy Gilmore" had Virginia,

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and "Dodgeball" had-had, what was that?

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It had Ben Stiller's mustache,

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and that's all that really matters.

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Right, Pete needs somebody in his world,

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someone who pushes him forward.

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Or keeps him grounded.

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- Yeah.
- Or both.

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Mm.

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Right, but she needs
her own role in the story.

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I mean, yeah, she can't
just be a decoration.

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Yeah, she has to be unique.

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Matter of fact, they aren't
even a love interest at first.

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Well, what if she's like
his manager or promoter?

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Or his fairy godmother, you know?

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Only she's got a clipboard and a whistle.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Somebody that believes in
him when nobody else does.

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She could be the one helping him build

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his Pickleball league.

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Yeah, that's good.

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But maybe we don't even know

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if they're in a relationship.

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It's complicated.

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We can let the audience
figure it out for themselves.

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- Yeah.
- Complicated.

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That's my favorite status.

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That's a mystery.

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- Crazy.
- I like it.

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Okay, okay.

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Name needs to pop.

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Something memorable.

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Pickleball Patty.

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Yeah, that's it.

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I'll take a pickleball
patty with some fries.

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No, no, no, no.

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Stop the Patty thing.

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All right, all right.

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What about Cha Cha?

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Cha Cha.

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Ooh.

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Now that works.

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That's fun.

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Distinct.

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And it brings in the Latin market.

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If we have a Latina,

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we could then open up our audience.

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Yeah, representation matters.

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And she can bring real
personality to the film.

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Yeah, and she needs to
have a signature look,

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like she always has a flower in her hair.

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That's her thing.

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Okay.

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Okay, so Cha Cha, she
is smart, she's fiery,

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she's central to the story.

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She helps Pete organize
his pickleball league.

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Yeah, and their
relationship is complicated.

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Maybe, maybe they flirt.

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Maybe they argue.

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Maybe they're secretly
together, maybe not.

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I mean, the audience can wonder, right?

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No, no, no, no, no.

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They are totally together.

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Nobody can have that much chemistry, okay,

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without at least one
slow-motion paddle scene.

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Exactly.

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She has her own goals, her own voice.

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She's not just "the girlfriend."

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No, and she brings
in the cultural flair,

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the food, the music, the energy.

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She brings texture into Pete's life.

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Maybe she's the only one

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who can actually keep Pete on track.

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Then she deserves a medal.

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Right, okay.

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So Cha Cha, she is,

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this is really good, I like this.

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She's not just a part of the story.

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She's actually a driving force in it.

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- All right, yeah.
- I like that.

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So Pete's got Cha Cha.

269
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This is officially more than just a guy

270
00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:36,960
hitting balls around.

271
00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:40,847
To Cha Cha, queen of the court,

272
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:44,447
and the only woman who could
out-serve Pickleball Pete

273
00:10:44,448 --> 00:10:45,667
and his ego.

274
00:10:45,668 --> 00:10:47,057
Cha Cha.

275
00:10:47,058 --> 00:10:48,753
- She's a spark.
- Yeah.

276
00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:50,710
Hi.

277
00:10:50,711 --> 00:10:53,117
Fantastic interview, papi.

278
00:10:53,118 --> 00:10:54,437
Thanks, Cha Cha.

279
00:10:54,438 --> 00:10:56,957
But for the millionth time, it's Pete.

280
00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:57,947
Ay.

281
00:10:57,948 --> 00:11:01,113
For the millionth time,
I know it's Pete, papi.

282
00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:05,343
So the league seems to
have a lot of interest.

283
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:18,287
I got a feeling this league
is really gonna take off.

284
00:11:18,288 --> 00:11:20,567
I just wish that Tear
Drop Charlie could be here

285
00:11:20,568 --> 00:11:22,310
to share in the success, you know?

286
00:11:23,730 --> 00:11:25,067
Can't believe they put him in prison.

287
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:26,937
It was clearly self-defense.

288
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,173
Can only go up from here though, right?

289
00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,237
Seriously?

290
00:11:47,238 --> 00:11:48,070
Kevin Sorbo?

291
00:11:48,071 --> 00:11:49,277
Well.

292
00:11:49,278 --> 00:11:50,447
I mean, why not?

293
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:52,007
It gets us the faith-based crowd.

294
00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:53,597
But he kills someone.

295
00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:56,357
I mean, Christians aren't perfect.

296
00:11:56,358 --> 00:11:57,190
Oh, okay.

297
00:11:57,191 --> 00:11:59,627
What is Pete's backstory?

298
00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:02,223
Every actor knows they
gotta have a backstory.

299
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,927
I mean, maybe he was a tennis pro

300
00:12:05,928 --> 00:12:08,455
and then, I don't know,
something happened.

301
00:12:08,456 --> 00:12:12,977
Woo!

302
00:12:12,978 --> 00:12:14,310
- Great job, Pete.
- Great job, papi.

303
00:12:14,311 --> 00:12:16,487
- Great job, Peter.
- Yeah.

304
00:12:16,488 --> 00:12:17,937
Okay, hear me out.

305
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,117
- Champion out there.
- Pete becomes famous

306
00:12:20,118 --> 00:12:24,165
because he literally slips on a pickle.

307
00:12:25,368 --> 00:12:28,097
That is so stupid.

308
00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:28,973
Aww.

309
00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:31,072
It's perfect.

310
00:12:31,073 --> 00:12:36,114
Yeah.

311
00:12:36,115 --> 00:12:37,817
Ma, I'm hungry.

312
00:12:37,818 --> 00:12:38,717
Ma.
- Okay.

313
00:12:38,718 --> 00:12:39,647
That's enough, Theodore.

314
00:12:39,648 --> 00:12:41,499
But ma.

315
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,332
Shh.

316
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,547
I said behave.

317
00:12:43,548 --> 00:12:44,867
Watch the game.

318
00:12:44,868 --> 00:12:45,743
Ma.

319
00:12:46,810 --> 00:12:47,643
Ma!

320
00:12:48,990 --> 00:12:51,137
- Enough of that, dear.
- Ma, come on.

321
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:52,097
Trying to watch.

322
00:12:52,098 --> 00:12:55,427
Ma'am, I have this pickle right here.

323
00:12:55,428 --> 00:12:57,123
It will shut this kid up.

324
00:13:00,824 --> 00:13:02,267
Sure, thank you.

325
00:13:02,268 --> 00:13:03,599
Here you go.

326
00:13:24,775 --> 00:13:25,933
Peter.

327
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:26,839
A pickle.

328
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,215
A pickle hit me.

329
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:32,582
Oh my.

330
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:33,415
All right, all right.

331
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,267
But underneath all the silliness though,

332
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:37,187
Pete does find pickleball.

333
00:13:37,188 --> 00:13:39,527
And to him, it's not just working out.

334
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:43,007
In a world where one
man slipped on a pickle

335
00:13:43,008 --> 00:13:46,847
and it served him right to his destiny.

336
00:13:46,848 --> 00:13:48,965
Grace, you should write the trailer.

337
00:13:51,378 --> 00:13:55,787
All right, it's actually
really great.

338
00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:57,169
What, it's genius.

339
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,315
Yeah.

340
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:00,497
Come on.

341
00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:02,687
Maybe nobody's taking him seriously.

342
00:14:02,688 --> 00:14:04,457
Or the only person

343
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,767
that will play with him is his Aunt Marge.

344
00:14:06,768 --> 00:14:08,507
Or his team is just two guys

345
00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:10,050
who showed up for free snacks.

346
00:14:10,051 --> 00:14:11,507
I don't know with the free snacks.

347
00:14:11,508 --> 00:14:13,932
That's why I joined this team.

348
00:14:13,933 --> 00:14:14,975
Of course you did.

349
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:18,647
Well, I can see it now.

350
00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:21,903
Poor Pickleball Pete standing in the gym,

351
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,887
and it smells like pickles.

352
00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:25,727
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

353
00:14:25,728 --> 00:14:29,297
But whatever the
reason, he's stuck, right?

354
00:14:29,298 --> 00:14:33,317
He, um, he has the dream, but no momentum.

355
00:14:33,318 --> 00:14:38,360
Trapped in a world where
nobody believes in the paddle.

356
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,027
You've been watching
too many trailers, Grace.

357
00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:43,517
I am just saying, if Hollywood
calls, I'm gonna be ready.

358
00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:46,217
I mean, but that's where the
story really starts, right?

359
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,707
Like the moment something changes.

360
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:49,847
- That's right.
- Yeah.

361
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:52,809
An opportunity knocks wonderfully.

362
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:58,757
Not again.

363
00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:00,737
Hey.

364
00:15:00,738 --> 00:15:02,837
- Scram, nerds.
- Pickleball Pete,

365
00:15:02,838 --> 00:15:05,037
if you would just hear
us out for a second.

366
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:08,657
Yeah, we have something
exciting to tell you about.

367
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,217
I have something exciting to tell you.

368
00:15:10,218 --> 00:15:12,437
Get off my property or
I'm gonna lose my mind.

369
00:15:12,438 --> 00:15:15,023
I don't know what I'm gonna
do, but I'm gonna do something.

370
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:16,720
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

371
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:17,757
We're here to help you guys.

372
00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:18,590
Oh, yeah?

373
00:15:18,591 --> 00:15:19,967
Why are you here to help?

374
00:15:19,968 --> 00:15:21,047
My name is Ted.

375
00:15:21,048 --> 00:15:22,427
I'm Penelope, hi.

376
00:15:22,428 --> 00:15:25,339
And we represent the local
People's Pickleball Alliance.

377
00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,789
For Pineapple Park and Palm Grove.

378
00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,143
Wait, what?

379
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:31,756
They said they represent the People

380
00:15:31,757 --> 00:15:33,558
of Pickleball Alliance.

381
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,295
For Pineapple Park in Palm Grove.

382
00:15:35,296 --> 00:15:36,827
Pineapple Park is a pickleball court?

383
00:15:36,828 --> 00:15:39,737
Not yet, but that's why we
started this organization,

384
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:40,937
to make that happen.

385
00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:43,997
We're hoping, with your
signature and skills,

386
00:15:43,998 --> 00:15:45,617
we can raise enough money

387
00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:47,987
to turn our old shabby tennis courts

388
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:50,807
into brand new pickleball courts.

389
00:15:50,808 --> 00:15:53,717
That's right, and turn Palm
Grove into the hidden gem

390
00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:56,687
and alternative to the
annoyingly prosperous Palm Beach.

391
00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:57,587
That's why we're going around

392
00:15:57,588 --> 00:15:59,537
and collecting these signatures.

393
00:15:59,538 --> 00:16:01,937
Now, would you both be
willing to sign our petition

394
00:16:01,938 --> 00:16:04,930
for the Pineapple Palm of Palm
Grove Pickleball Initiative?

395
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,833
What you thinking, papi?

396
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,817
I grew up playing
tennis on those courts.

397
00:16:13,818 --> 00:16:15,827
Those courts changed my life.

398
00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:17,837
I don't know if I can stand
by and watch 'em be torn down

399
00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,523
and replaced for a sport
that turned its back on me.

400
00:16:22,740 --> 00:16:23,640
I can't sign that.

401
00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,827
Did you say signature and skills?

402
00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:28,967
- Exactly.
- Oh.

403
00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:31,817
Oh, yeah, Diadem is hosting
a pickleball tournament

404
00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:33,783
and the prize is $100,000.

405
00:16:36,973 --> 00:16:38,087
$100,000?

406
00:16:38,088 --> 00:16:38,963
Yep.

407
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,717
- I'm in.
- 100k.

408
00:16:41,718 --> 00:16:42,827
Wait, wait, wait.

409
00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:46,007
And you want papi to
play in the Palm Grove?

410
00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:46,994
Exactly.

411
00:16:46,995 --> 00:16:48,527
And we're gonna use that money

412
00:16:48,528 --> 00:16:50,087
to turn all the old tennis courts

413
00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,377
into pickleball courts.

414
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,337
Yes!

415
00:16:52,338 --> 00:16:53,213
What?

416
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,077
You want papi to win the money,

417
00:16:57,078 --> 00:16:59,687
and then you give it to Pineapple Grove?

418
00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:00,813
For the courts.

419
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,017
- Ah.
- Yeah.

420
00:17:03,018 --> 00:17:04,288
I don't know about that.

421
00:17:06,888 --> 00:17:08,530
I will sign this for you though.

422
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:11,410
Good luck in your petition

423
00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:12,647
for Pineapple Park at Palm Grove

424
00:17:12,648 --> 00:17:14,327
Pickleball Court initiative.

425
00:17:14,328 --> 00:17:15,160
Cha Cha.

426
00:17:15,161 --> 00:17:16,173
And don't come back.

427
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:19,907
Okay.

428
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,317
Big picture.

429
00:17:21,318 --> 00:17:22,937
Pete wants to go pro.

430
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:25,877
He started this league
that didn't work out.

431
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,527
Opportunity knocks.

432
00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:30,467
And then he gets into this
Diadem pickleball tournament.

433
00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:33,767
Where he could win $100,000.

434
00:17:33,768 --> 00:17:36,213
And pickleball fame.

435
00:17:36,214 --> 00:17:39,507
One man, one paddle, $100,000.

436
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:42,497
Okay.

437
00:17:42,498 --> 00:17:44,177
Yeah, yeah, I like all of that.

438
00:17:44,178 --> 00:17:46,637
But come on, we need more drama.

439
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:47,837
And chaos.

440
00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:49,877
Oh, definitely chaos.

441
00:17:49,878 --> 00:17:51,227
Maybe the mob.

442
00:17:51,228 --> 00:17:52,193
- Oh, the mob.
- Oh.

443
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,734
The Pickleball Mafia that goes,

444
00:17:55,735 --> 00:17:58,837
"I control the courts
from Naples to Tomoka."

445
00:17:59,878 --> 00:18:00,710
Okay, okay.

446
00:18:00,711 --> 00:18:03,557
But we can't just have him
breezing through this tournament.

447
00:18:03,558 --> 00:18:05,057
That's boring.

448
00:18:05,058 --> 00:18:09,497
Right, a good sports
comedy needs stakes, twists,

449
00:18:09,498 --> 00:18:11,417
weird stuff that keeps happening.

450
00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:14,477
Okay, okay, so-so what's the worst thing

451
00:18:14,478 --> 00:18:16,067
that could happen to Pete along the way?

452
00:18:16,068 --> 00:18:17,463
He loses his paddle.

453
00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:20,327
That his league turns on him.

454
00:18:20,328 --> 00:18:22,667
Cha Cha gets recruited by a rival team.

455
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,097
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, not Cha Cha,

456
00:18:25,098 --> 00:18:26,867
'cause she is the heart and soul

457
00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:28,997
of his little, you know, spin serve.

458
00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:30,857
Yes, betrayal.

459
00:18:30,858 --> 00:18:32,507
Maybe, maybe, okay.

460
00:18:32,508 --> 00:18:35,627
Maybe a rival player
from his past resurfaces.

461
00:18:35,628 --> 00:18:37,682
You know, someone who
was involved in the thing

462
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,975
that he walked away from.

463
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:41,987
We could call him the Net Whisperer,

464
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:45,047
because he's all mysterious.

465
00:18:45,048 --> 00:18:46,277
Okay, we can layer it.

466
00:18:46,278 --> 00:18:49,727
Rival league trouble, romance tension.

467
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:50,897
And snacks.

468
00:18:50,898 --> 00:18:53,387
Don't forget the snacks
'cause we need the snacks.

469
00:18:53,388 --> 00:18:54,465
I'm getting hungry.

470
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,747
Okay, exactly.

471
00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:58,577
Big goals, big prizes.

472
00:18:58,578 --> 00:19:00,987
But the road to get there has to be messy.

473
00:19:00,988 --> 00:19:04,097
Okay, okay, let's bring
his past back into it.

474
00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:06,483
Um, what was the name of his tennis coach?

475
00:19:07,710 --> 00:19:09,497
We didn't give him one yet.

476
00:19:09,498 --> 00:19:11,537
Oh, okay, well.

477
00:19:11,538 --> 00:19:12,437
Fred.

478
00:19:12,438 --> 00:19:13,757
Fred's a good coach's name.

479
00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,137
Let's bring him back into it.

480
00:19:15,138 --> 00:19:17,253
Okay, here's what happens.

481
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,903
Pete, it's you!

482
00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,703
It's really you.

483
00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:36,077
Come on, Pete.

484
00:19:36,078 --> 00:19:39,977
It's Ted and Penelope and your coach Fred.

485
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:40,810
It's your coach.

486
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:42,857
We know you're Peter Picklevitch.

487
00:19:42,858 --> 00:19:44,087
We know you were on your way

488
00:19:44,088 --> 00:19:46,007
to becoming a famous tennis star.

489
00:19:46,008 --> 00:19:47,073
Come on.

490
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,957
Seriously?

491
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,027
It's not like I was in
hiding or something.

492
00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:54,633
Yeah, can we talk?

493
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:57,344
Please?

494
00:19:57,345 --> 00:19:58,220
Yes!

495
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,553
Eat up, boys and girl.

496
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,867
So guys, I wanna help you.

497
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:09,917
I really do.

498
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:12,197
It's just I've spent my entire life

499
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,277
the pickle.

500
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:18,123
A pickle ruined my career.

501
00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:20,627
And ever since then, I've vowed to become

502
00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:24,273
the best pickleball player
the world has ever seen.

503
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,327
That's right.

504
00:20:26,328 --> 00:20:27,718
By defeating the pickle.

505
00:20:27,719 --> 00:20:30,167
Yeah, yeah, you're right, Peter.

506
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:32,117
- It's Pete now.
- Oh.

507
00:20:32,118 --> 00:20:33,707
It's Pete now.

508
00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:36,047
That's right, papi.

509
00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,107
Listen, I always knew
you would do great,

510
00:20:39,108 --> 00:20:42,963
and I knew you would excel
at anything, but man to man,

511
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,450
why'd you ghost me, huh?

512
00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:47,927
I was your coach.

513
00:20:47,928 --> 00:20:49,675
I'll tell you why.

514
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:08,643
Traitor.

515
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:12,123
I was there that day.

516
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:16,007
The day you handed that
monster that tennis ball.

517
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,567
- What?
- That kid ruined

518
00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:20,597
my tennis career, and I vowed,

519
00:21:20,598 --> 00:21:22,727
if I ever saw him again,

520
00:21:22,728 --> 00:21:25,413
the things I would do to him.

521
00:21:26,558 --> 00:21:29,083
Oh, the thing is,

522
00:21:30,217 --> 00:21:33,077
Pete.

523
00:21:33,078 --> 00:21:33,953
Bye.

524
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:38,417
You just had to steal the beat.

525
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:39,947
Couldn't you just ease into it?

526
00:21:39,948 --> 00:21:41,657
I'm sorry, dad.

527
00:21:41,658 --> 00:21:42,497
Stepdad.

528
00:21:42,498 --> 00:21:46,263
I'm sorry, Stepdad Fred.

529
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,627
Slow down, papi.

530
00:21:53,628 --> 00:21:55,247
Shut up, Cha Cha.

531
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,867
Don't you wanna listen to that Fred,

532
00:21:56,868 --> 00:21:59,267
Ted, and the nerdy girl?

533
00:21:59,268 --> 00:22:01,757
This community could
use a pickleball court,

534
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:03,947
and you're just not meant to do it.

535
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:04,823
No.

536
00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:07,967
Get your lazy butt up.

537
00:22:11,970 --> 00:22:14,937
I don't think he wants to
play pickleball anymore.

538
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,457
Here you go.

539
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:21,827
I brought us some yummy snacks.

540
00:22:21,828 --> 00:22:22,773
Help yourself.

541
00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:30,167
Okay, let's cut right to the chase.

542
00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:33,167
So the only way that we're
going to get Palm Grove's

543
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:36,137
Pineapple Park to build
those pickleball courts

544
00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:37,517
is with Peter's help.

545
00:22:37,518 --> 00:22:40,637
Wouldn't you, papi's tennis coach,

546
00:22:40,638 --> 00:22:43,277
why do you want to see the
tennis court destroyed?

547
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,167
All right, people, lean in with me.

548
00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:47,117
All right, come on, come on.

549
00:22:47,118 --> 00:22:48,887
That was a dark day.

550
00:22:48,888 --> 00:22:51,137
A dark day.

551
00:22:51,138 --> 00:22:52,277
It's darker than me.

552
00:22:52,278 --> 00:22:55,337
Darker than you, Stepdad Fred?

553
00:22:55,338 --> 00:22:58,217
So Peter hurt his ankle that day,

554
00:22:58,218 --> 00:23:00,407
and that ended his career.

555
00:23:00,408 --> 00:23:02,927
But it also killed my coaching.

556
00:23:02,928 --> 00:23:06,287
But there was a light at
the end of that tunnel,

557
00:23:06,288 --> 00:23:10,037
and at the end of that tunnel
was the love of my life.

558
00:23:10,038 --> 00:23:11,657
Oh, dear.

559
00:23:11,658 --> 00:23:13,427
And your son.

560
00:23:13,428 --> 00:23:15,227
Yeah, uh.

561
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:19,517
So anyways, my favorite
snack, my last pickle,

562
00:23:19,518 --> 00:23:21,917
I had to give it to a kid to shut him up.

563
00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:23,117
Hey!

564
00:23:23,118 --> 00:23:24,603
We love you, pumpkin.

565
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:31,067
So anyways, I hurt one
and I helped another,

566
00:23:31,068 --> 00:23:34,487
but I knew that day that
I had to defeat the pickle

567
00:23:34,488 --> 00:23:36,137
to make everything right.

568
00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:38,267
So you want to defeat the pickleball?

569
00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:40,833
Defeating it as in dominating it.

570
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:45,532
Or you could defeat the game
and leave the tennis courts.

571
00:23:45,533 --> 00:23:46,365
See, that's the problem.

572
00:23:46,366 --> 00:23:48,107
Nobody cares about tennis anymore.

573
00:23:48,108 --> 00:23:50,477
Plus, a developer has
been eyeing that park

574
00:23:50,478 --> 00:23:52,367
to build office space or something.

575
00:23:52,368 --> 00:23:56,057
The only way to save the
park is to win that money

576
00:23:56,058 --> 00:23:57,767
by building pickleball courts.

577
00:23:57,768 --> 00:24:00,827
Then I can coach and I can dominate it.

578
00:24:00,828 --> 00:24:01,884
You said defeat.

579
00:24:01,885 --> 00:24:03,903
Woman, do you want help or not?

580
00:24:05,490 --> 00:24:06,377
Fine.

581
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,587
If you help papi, I'm in.

582
00:24:09,527 --> 00:24:10,627
Excellent.

583
00:24:10,628 --> 00:24:12,603
Do you have any ideas?

584
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,038
Well, there is one
thing that we all know.

585
00:24:20,039 --> 00:24:21,104
He likes to compete!

586
00:24:21,105 --> 00:24:25,457
And there is only one person
that truly defeated him.

587
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:27,707
Mustang Sally!

588
00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:29,231
That's right.

589
00:24:40,993 --> 00:24:42,910
The sin of destruction.

590
00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:44,864
Exactly.

591
00:24:48,597 --> 00:24:50,283
- Hi, Sally.
- Hi, Pete.

592
00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:53,253
You got game?

593
00:24:54,090 --> 00:24:54,923
Yeah.

594
00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:56,603
You wanna play?

595
00:24:57,690 --> 00:24:58,997
Yes.

596
00:24:58,998 --> 00:24:59,873
Okay.

597
00:25:01,350 --> 00:25:03,917
Uh, good luck.

598
00:25:03,918 --> 00:25:05,013
You too, Pete.

599
00:25:06,540 --> 00:25:07,373
Thank you.

600
00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:11,417
Who do you think's gonna win?

601
00:25:11,418 --> 00:25:12,293
Sally.

602
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,207
What about you?

603
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,317
Sally.

604
00:25:15,318 --> 00:25:16,653
Two sets.
- Yeah.

605
00:25:17,580 --> 00:25:19,247
All right, we'll see.

606
00:25:19,248 --> 00:25:20,777
You got any hot dogs here?

607
00:25:20,778 --> 00:25:21,617
Hot dogs?

608
00:25:21,618 --> 00:25:23,383
I thought you liked bananas and bologna.

609
00:25:29,956 --> 00:25:30,956
- Ah!
- Yeah!

610
00:25:33,030 --> 00:25:34,078
That's it.

611
00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:35,219
- Oh!
- Oh!

612
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,377
How could he miss that?

613
00:25:36,378 --> 00:25:37,870
Peter, is that all you got?

614
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,883
You got him, Sally, one more point.

615
00:25:44,745 --> 00:25:46,217
Hey.

616
00:25:46,218 --> 00:25:47,807
Hey, shot.

617
00:25:47,808 --> 00:25:49,363
- Come on, Sally, Sally.
- Hey.

618
00:25:51,676 --> 00:25:53,777
Oh.

619
00:25:53,778 --> 00:25:56,673
- Great win, Sally.
- Great win, Sally.

620
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,817
You suck.

621
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,097
- Yes.
- Yay!

622
00:26:00,098 --> 00:26:01,430
- Nice.
- Way to go, girl.

623
00:26:01,431 --> 00:26:02,306
Way to go.

624
00:26:06,057 --> 00:26:08,867
The sin of destruction.

625
00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:11,357
Listen, let me tell you,
this went on for years.

626
00:26:11,358 --> 00:26:13,007
When I put Pete into semi-pro

627
00:26:13,008 --> 00:26:14,837
and Sally into the women's division,

628
00:26:14,838 --> 00:26:17,267
they never played again.

629
00:26:17,268 --> 00:26:18,407
So he never beat her?

630
00:26:18,408 --> 00:26:20,177
Not one single game.

631
00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:22,427
And the Diadem Pickleball Tournament

632
00:26:22,428 --> 00:26:23,567
is an open tournament.

633
00:26:23,568 --> 00:26:26,853
So if we get Sally to
enter the tournament,

634
00:26:28,890 --> 00:26:32,447
papi will have the hope
to defeat his- - Neresis.

635
00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:33,467
No, no.

636
00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:34,907
Nemesis.

637
00:26:34,908 --> 00:26:36,050
I think it's nemosis.

638
00:26:36,051 --> 00:26:38,313
It's nemesis, you idiot.

639
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,207
I need you guys to find out everything

640
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,367
about this Mustang Sally.

641
00:26:43,368 --> 00:26:45,010
I'm in!

642
00:26:45,011 --> 00:26:45,886
Yeah.

643
00:26:56,568 --> 00:26:59,027
Aw, this thing's broken.

644
00:26:59,028 --> 00:27:00,093
Can't see anything.

645
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,153
Give me that.

646
00:27:05,010 --> 00:27:06,573
You had the cap on, dummy.

647
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:19,767
It looks like it's good.

648
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,037
My apple fritter.

649
00:27:22,038 --> 00:27:22,913
Shh.

650
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,537
We're on a stakeout, dummy.

651
00:27:26,538 --> 00:27:28,030
I know we're on a stakeout.

652
00:27:31,170 --> 00:27:32,762
Hey, look, there she is.

653
00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:46,549
You stay here.

654
00:27:50,526 --> 00:27:51,609
I'm going in.

655
00:28:16,558 --> 00:28:19,064
Oh.

656
00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,927
Can I help you?

657
00:28:20,928 --> 00:28:22,356
Ah, yes.

658
00:28:22,357 --> 00:28:24,497
Yes.

659
00:28:24,498 --> 00:28:26,567
Indeed, you can.

660
00:28:26,568 --> 00:28:31,127
My name is Theodore Rockevilt,

661
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:35,327
and I am here to inquire.

662
00:28:35,328 --> 00:28:37,397
Inquire?

663
00:28:37,398 --> 00:28:39,243
Yes, indeed.

664
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:42,377
About what it is you do here,

665
00:28:42,378 --> 00:28:45,197
the services you provide, naturally.

666
00:28:45,198 --> 00:28:49,283
Well, this is a real estate office.

667
00:28:51,483 --> 00:28:55,367
And what does a real
estate employee do exactly?

668
00:28:55,368 --> 00:28:57,558
A realtor sells homes.

669
00:28:57,559 --> 00:28:59,087
Indeed, indeed.

670
00:28:59,088 --> 00:29:03,347
Well, I would like to look at a property,

671
00:29:03,348 --> 00:29:05,507
a wealthy one on Palm Beach.

672
00:29:05,508 --> 00:29:07,637
I must keep appearances,
as you understand.

673
00:29:07,638 --> 00:29:08,807
Well, all right then.

674
00:29:08,808 --> 00:29:09,640
Right this way.

675
00:29:09,641 --> 00:29:11,567
Let me show you what we have online.

676
00:29:11,568 --> 00:29:12,543
Fabulous.

677
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,727
So what's your budget?

678
00:29:16,728 --> 00:29:19,697
Well, money is no
object here.

679
00:29:19,698 --> 00:29:22,757
So please, show me the
most expensive house

680
00:29:22,758 --> 00:29:24,767
on the island, if you will.

681
00:29:24,768 --> 00:29:29,810
Well, we have this
62,000-square-foot lovely estate.

682
00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:31,397
Estate.

683
00:29:31,398 --> 00:29:33,197
So French.

684
00:29:33,198 --> 00:29:35,537
Sits on two acres, private beach.

685
00:29:35,538 --> 00:29:38,477
Hmm, I do like my beachfronts private.

686
00:29:38,478 --> 00:29:40,203
I'm somewhat of a nudist.

687
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:45,317
So you have six
championship tennis courts.

688
00:29:45,318 --> 00:29:46,150
Almost seven.

689
00:29:46,151 --> 00:29:51,137
A golf course, a 100-foot massive pool,

690
00:29:51,138 --> 00:29:54,827
a ballroom dripping in real gold.

691
00:29:54,828 --> 00:29:56,747
Hmm, dripping.

692
00:29:56,748 --> 00:29:57,940
Would I need a plumber?

693
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:03,257
It has numerous cabanas, beach house.

694
00:30:03,258 --> 00:30:06,077
Oh, and it belongs to a
former U.S. president.

695
00:30:06,078 --> 00:30:09,634
Oh, sweet.

696
00:30:09,635 --> 00:30:10,467
Sweet.

697
00:30:10,468 --> 00:30:12,377
So is that like worth $18 million?

698
00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:14,945
Oh, don't be ridiculous.

699
00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,477
I mean, no.

700
00:30:16,478 --> 00:30:18,363
It would not be ridiculous.

701
00:30:19,813 --> 00:30:21,387
Ted, what are you?

702
00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:23,793
What is taking him so long?

703
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:27,213
Okay, Mr. Vanderfella.

704
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,453
Rander, real name, Smithsburg.

705
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:33,707
Yes, okay, sure.

706
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,207
Thank you so much for coming in.

707
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,457
And don't forget to email
me those credentials

708
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:39,527
so I can pre-qualify you for that tour.

709
00:30:39,528 --> 00:30:41,537
Is this you in the picture?

710
00:30:41,538 --> 00:30:42,797
Much younger-looking here.

711
00:30:42,798 --> 00:30:44,352
Oh, thank you.

712
00:30:44,353 --> 00:30:46,293
Mm, Photoshop these days, right?

713
00:30:47,142 --> 00:30:48,303
Okay, all right.

714
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:50,890
Thank you, ma'am.

715
00:30:55,548 --> 00:30:57,881
Ugh, what a waste of time.

716
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:01,711
You have a bathroom I could use?

717
00:31:01,712 --> 00:31:03,366
No.

718
00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:07,435
Right.

719
00:31:07,436 --> 00:31:09,677
Ugh.

720
00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:11,447
Okay, all this is getting silly.

721
00:31:11,448 --> 00:31:14,297
Mustang Sally references to Trump, really?

722
00:31:14,298 --> 00:31:15,387
Oh, it's funny.

723
00:31:15,388 --> 00:31:18,107
Okay, okay, let's forget
about the A-story for a bit.

724
00:31:18,108 --> 00:31:19,893
Every good film has a B-story.

725
00:31:20,730 --> 00:31:21,617
What's ours?

726
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:24,797
But every A-story has
to connect to the B-story.

727
00:31:24,798 --> 00:31:28,007
Okay, so let's dive into the betrayal.

728
00:31:28,008 --> 00:31:29,507
Great.

729
00:31:29,508 --> 00:31:30,670
So what happens?

730
00:31:52,104 --> 00:31:53,237
Cha Cha here.

731
00:31:53,238 --> 00:31:55,277
Hi, is this Cha Cha Rodriguez?

732
00:31:55,278 --> 00:31:56,834
Yeah.

733
00:31:56,835 --> 00:31:57,667
Who's this?

734
00:31:57,668 --> 00:31:58,997
Oh, this is Polly.

735
00:31:58,998 --> 00:32:00,857
Pickleball Polly from Palm Beach.

736
00:32:00,858 --> 00:32:02,267
- Really?
- Yes.

737
00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:04,367
I heard you're available,

738
00:32:04,368 --> 00:32:06,977
and I'm in need of a new assistant.

739
00:32:06,978 --> 00:32:07,937
I don't know if you've heard,

740
00:32:07,938 --> 00:32:11,507
but I'm favored to win the
Diadem Pickleball Invitational

741
00:32:11,508 --> 00:32:13,427
and inevitably go pro.

742
00:32:13,428 --> 00:32:15,797
Someone with your experience

743
00:32:15,798 --> 00:32:18,377
and knowledge is hard to come by.

744
00:32:18,378 --> 00:32:19,757
Yeah?

745
00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:21,573
So what do you say?

746
00:32:22,657 --> 00:32:25,964
Uh, Miss Polly, I'm still
working for Pickleball Pete,

747
00:32:25,965 --> 00:32:28,217
and it's conflict of interest.

748
00:32:28,218 --> 00:32:29,447
Oh, please.

749
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,577
Peter is finished.

750
00:32:31,578 --> 00:32:33,753
Plus, can he even pay you?

751
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:39,070
Meet me at my mansion in
Palm Beach to discuss.

752
00:32:39,071 --> 00:32:39,946
Okay.

753
00:32:57,315 --> 00:32:59,267
Señorita Cha Cha, it
is so nice to meet you.

754
00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:01,637
Oh, just Cha Cha.

755
00:33:01,638 --> 00:33:03,797
Woo, nice estate.

756
00:33:03,798 --> 00:33:04,697
I know.

757
00:33:04,698 --> 00:33:05,573
Please sit.

758
00:33:07,890 --> 00:33:08,723
Oh.

759
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,873
So?

760
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:17,327
So, Ms. Polly, I appreciate your offer,

761
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:22,067
but I'm here to tell you
in person that I just-

762
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,753
I can pay you $3,000 per
week plus full benefits.

763
00:33:25,973 --> 00:33:27,306
- I accept!
- Oh!

764
00:33:28,529 --> 00:33:31,067
Perfect, perfect.

765
00:33:31,068 --> 00:33:32,636
See you later.

766
00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:33,512
Okay.

767
00:33:37,472 --> 00:33:38,305
Woo!

768
00:33:46,008 --> 00:33:48,077
Yes, she accepted.

769
00:33:48,078 --> 00:33:49,070
We're almost there.

770
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,623
Cheers.

771
00:33:59,220 --> 00:34:00,579
Where is Ted?

772
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:05,177
So Sally sells real estate.

773
00:34:05,178 --> 00:34:06,707
And?

774
00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:08,237
That's actually all we found out.

775
00:34:08,238 --> 00:34:09,887
Oh, great, wonderful.

776
00:34:09,888 --> 00:34:12,287
Cha Cha, what about you, huh?

777
00:34:12,288 --> 00:34:15,197
Um, I have nothing to report.

778
00:34:15,198 --> 00:34:16,547
Well, we have to figure something out.

779
00:34:16,548 --> 00:34:18,317
The only way we're gonna save these courts

780
00:34:18,318 --> 00:34:20,297
is by winning the tournament.

781
00:34:20,298 --> 00:34:23,087
I think the key is sticking together.

782
00:34:23,088 --> 00:34:25,339
Then we'll figure something out.

783
00:34:25,340 --> 00:34:26,215
Oh.

784
00:34:29,117 --> 00:34:30,767
Yes, Cha Cha is in.

785
00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:32,733
We just need insurance.

786
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:35,877
Get me the Viper.

787
00:34:36,845 --> 00:34:38,095
Yes, the Viper!

788
00:34:38,987 --> 00:34:39,820
Ugh.

789
00:34:40,714 --> 00:34:41,927
The Viper?

790
00:34:41,928 --> 00:34:44,177
Is this the mob part?

791
00:34:44,178 --> 00:34:45,527
Could be.

792
00:34:45,528 --> 00:34:48,887
Maybe the Viper is not
what we're expecting.

793
00:34:48,888 --> 00:34:50,087
Ooh, plot twist.

794
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,397
Well, every good movie has a plot twist.

795
00:34:52,398 --> 00:34:54,587
Well, maybe the Viper is a rival player.

796
00:34:54,588 --> 00:34:56,237
Quiet, intense.

797
00:34:56,238 --> 00:34:58,517
Wears too much sweat-resistant eyeliner.

798
00:34:58,518 --> 00:35:00,857
Good, good, we might
be onto something here,

799
00:35:00,858 --> 00:35:03,336
minus the ghost paddle, of course.

800
00:35:04,329 --> 00:35:06,147
Hey, anything?

801
00:35:17,610 --> 00:35:18,443
Sweet.

802
00:35:22,038 --> 00:35:23,777
Yeah?
- Got a job.

803
00:35:23,778 --> 00:35:24,857
Where?

804
00:35:24,858 --> 00:35:25,733
Palm Beach.

805
00:35:27,090 --> 00:35:28,037
When?

806
00:35:28,038 --> 00:35:29,147
Now.

807
00:35:29,148 --> 00:35:30,317
I'll send details.

808
00:35:30,318 --> 00:35:31,862
Okay, I'll be there.

809
00:35:49,828 --> 00:35:52,411
I brought a little something.

810
00:35:56,830 --> 00:35:59,009
Polly Pickleball just
had me call in the Viper.

811
00:35:59,010 --> 00:36:00,790
No kidding, The Viper.

812
00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:02,897
Oh, this must be serious.

813
00:36:02,898 --> 00:36:04,697
When someone calls in the Viper,

814
00:36:04,698 --> 00:36:06,197
it's always serious.

815
00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:07,217
Yes.

816
00:36:07,218 --> 00:36:09,137
The mob is in the movie.

817
00:36:09,138 --> 00:36:13,247
Maybe they can whack
Pickleball Pete with a paddle.

818
00:36:13,248 --> 00:36:14,807
Okay.

819
00:36:14,808 --> 00:36:16,757
Let's bring in the competitors.

820
00:36:16,758 --> 00:36:19,337
Well, is anybody hungry for dessert?

821
00:36:19,338 --> 00:36:21,036
I can make my eggplant pie.

822
00:36:21,037 --> 00:36:24,634
- No!
- No.

823
00:36:24,635 --> 00:36:25,904
Whew.

824
00:36:25,905 --> 00:36:27,047
All right, listen up.

825
00:36:27,048 --> 00:36:28,307
I just checked the website,

826
00:36:28,308 --> 00:36:31,157
and Sally has not entered
the tournament yet.

827
00:36:31,158 --> 00:36:33,197
But we have a bigger problem.

828
00:36:33,198 --> 00:36:34,667
What's that, dad?

829
00:36:34,668 --> 00:36:37,157
Boy, didn't I tell you
to stop calling me that?

830
00:36:37,158 --> 00:36:38,687
It's stepdad.

831
00:36:38,688 --> 00:36:40,697
What's that, Stepdad Fred?

832
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,707
Polly Pickleball of Palm Beach

833
00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:45,107
has entered the tournament.

834
00:36:45,108 --> 00:36:46,157
Budge!

835
00:36:46,158 --> 00:36:47,033
Who's that?

836
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:49,967
Polly Pickleball is a rising legend

837
00:36:49,968 --> 00:36:51,917
in the pickleball community.

838
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,927
She's the first to get sponsored

839
00:36:53,928 --> 00:36:56,103
and to bring the sport into the spotlight.

840
00:36:57,390 --> 00:37:00,617
Now, I'm pretty confident
that Pete can beat Sally,

841
00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:02,687
but Polly, whew.

842
00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,367
That's a whole different story.

843
00:37:04,368 --> 00:37:07,637
So I think we should probably give up.

844
00:37:07,638 --> 00:37:08,737
Okay, nice to know-

845
00:37:08,738 --> 00:37:11,177
Uh, uh, uh, Cha Cha, cha-cha it down.

846
00:37:11,178 --> 00:37:14,043
Do you think I waited all
these years just to give up?

847
00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,157
Mm.

848
00:37:16,158 --> 00:37:18,707
By the way, how is Pete doing?

849
00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,297
Has he still been training?

850
00:37:20,298 --> 00:37:23,583
Oh yeah, he's been training nonstop.

851
00:37:25,691 --> 00:37:26,758
You're the only one who ever believed

852
00:37:28,358 --> 00:37:31,110
in Pickleball Pete.

853
00:37:31,111 --> 00:37:32,807
All right, great.

854
00:37:32,808 --> 00:37:34,367
All we need is one week.

855
00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:36,677
Just one week to get him
ready for this tournament

856
00:37:36,678 --> 00:37:38,417
because he needs to beat that Sally

857
00:37:38,418 --> 00:37:40,487
and he needs to beat that Polly.

858
00:37:40,488 --> 00:37:43,323
Great plan, Stepdad Fred.

859
00:38:12,410 --> 00:38:15,017
What you think you're doing?

860
00:38:15,018 --> 00:38:17,087
You know better.

861
00:38:17,088 --> 00:38:18,947
Take your shoes off.

862
00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:20,043
Sorry, mom.

863
00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:22,577
Hey, what's this I hear about you going

864
00:38:22,578 --> 00:38:23,957
to Polly's mansion?

865
00:38:23,958 --> 00:38:24,790
Can you believe it?

866
00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:25,803
Jimmy called it in.

867
00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:27,723
Jimmy?

868
00:38:29,550 --> 00:38:32,147
I thought I told you- - I know, I know.

869
00:38:32,148 --> 00:38:34,037
But they needed my help with
the pickleball tournament

870
00:38:34,038 --> 00:38:36,377
and something about tennis
courts in Palm Grove.

871
00:38:36,378 --> 00:38:38,957
Honey, please stop eating candy.

872
00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:40,500
You're gonna ruin your dinner.

873
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,573
I'm so sorry, mom.

874
00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:06,407
Gentlemen.

875
00:39:06,408 --> 00:39:09,107
Oh, Mustang Sally.

876
00:39:09,108 --> 00:39:11,267
What brings you to this part of town?

877
00:39:11,268 --> 00:39:13,667
Looking good, might I add.

878
00:39:13,668 --> 00:39:16,727
I heard you called
the Viper in yesterday.

879
00:39:16,728 --> 00:39:17,560
Oh yeah?

880
00:39:17,561 --> 00:39:18,720
Well, who told you that?

881
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,937
Look, Sally, what can I do you for?

882
00:39:25,938 --> 00:39:28,293
Well, I'm just curious.

883
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,427
What is little Miss Polly,

884
00:39:31,428 --> 00:39:34,007
the daughter of Palm Grove's mayor,

885
00:39:34,008 --> 00:39:35,927
doing calling in the Viper?

886
00:39:35,928 --> 00:39:37,157
Uh.

887
00:39:37,158 --> 00:39:38,460
- Hey, boss.
- Shh.

888
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:42,183
Hey, I don't want any trouble.

889
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,137
I'm just trying to get some information.

890
00:39:45,138 --> 00:39:48,107
Jimmy, we grew up together in Palm Grove.

891
00:39:48,108 --> 00:39:50,867
We all grew up playing tennis together.

892
00:39:50,868 --> 00:39:52,547
Yeah, those were the days.

893
00:39:52,548 --> 00:39:54,467
Hey, if somebody's
tearing down those courts,

894
00:39:54,468 --> 00:39:55,877
I need to know.

895
00:39:55,878 --> 00:39:56,753
Oh, boy.

896
00:39:58,380 --> 00:40:01,487
Look, Sally, honestly,

897
00:40:01,488 --> 00:40:04,007
I have no idea what you're talking about.

898
00:40:04,008 --> 00:40:05,537
Hmm.

899
00:40:05,538 --> 00:40:07,217
What's the mayor planning?

900
00:40:07,218 --> 00:40:08,163
I don't know.

901
00:40:09,390 --> 00:40:10,517
Really?

902
00:40:10,518 --> 00:40:12,437
Yeah, really.

903
00:40:12,438 --> 00:40:13,603
So what's that?

904
00:40:22,396 --> 00:40:24,333
Busted.

905
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,777
Well, just as expected.

906
00:40:38,778 --> 00:40:39,767
What?

907
00:40:39,768 --> 00:40:43,487
The mayor is planning on
destroying the tennis courts

908
00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:45,244
and building an office building.

909
00:40:45,245 --> 00:40:47,027
Oh.

910
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:49,337
That's why Polly wanted me to
make sure Pete didn't enter

911
00:40:49,338 --> 00:40:50,927
the tournament.
- Pete?

912
00:40:50,928 --> 00:40:53,417
Yeah, this pickleball pro.

913
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:57,053
Well, semi-pro, but- - You know him?

914
00:40:58,650 --> 00:40:59,700
You could say that.

915
00:41:00,862 --> 00:41:03,127
So that's why you gave up
tennis? Because of some boy?

916
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,517
So Coach Fred said you were entered

917
00:41:07,518 --> 00:41:09,467
in a tournament this weekend.

918
00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:10,397
That's right.

919
00:41:10,398 --> 00:41:12,303
If I win, I'm going pro.

920
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:14,763
So?

921
00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:16,997
So?

922
00:41:16,998 --> 00:41:18,783
What does that mean for us?

923
00:41:20,370 --> 00:41:21,243
For us?

924
00:41:26,978 --> 00:41:27,811
Yes, us.

925
00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:34,879
Sally.

926
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,522
Yes?

927
00:41:43,878 --> 00:41:46,094
I hate you, Peter Picklevitch.

928
00:41:46,095 --> 00:41:48,033
And I hate tennis too.

929
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,770
Now you see why we gotta
get rid of these courts?

930
00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:56,777
It ruined my life.

931
00:41:56,778 --> 00:41:58,623
Stole the woman of my dreams.

932
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:02,207
Sally know how you felt?

933
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:03,400
That's not the point.

934
00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:12,437
Okay, so the Viper is
Mustang Sally's daughter.

935
00:42:12,438 --> 00:42:15,137
Yeah, a-and Mustang Sally

936
00:42:15,138 --> 00:42:17,283
has a thing for Pickleball Pete.

937
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,877
Yeah, 'cause nothing says true love

938
00:42:19,878 --> 00:42:22,658
like a pickleball court
and a midlife crisis.

939
00:42:22,659 --> 00:42:25,204
Yeah, and the mob guy's
jealous of Pickleball Pete.

940
00:42:25,205 --> 00:42:26,777
And he wants to whack him.

941
00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:30,167
Ah, say goodbye to your paddle, Pete.

942
00:42:30,168 --> 00:42:32,987
Only in our movie does pickleball

943
00:42:32,988 --> 00:42:35,712
and mob hit go in the same sentence.

944
00:42:36,768 --> 00:42:38,327
And don't forget Pickleball Polly.

945
00:42:38,328 --> 00:42:40,037
She's secretly a tournament beast

946
00:42:40,038 --> 00:42:42,077
and trying to sabotage every step.

947
00:42:42,078 --> 00:42:45,347
So we have the makings
of a political crime story.

948
00:42:45,348 --> 00:42:48,857
Just because that one guy
did a terrible Trump impression

949
00:42:48,858 --> 00:42:51,227
doesn't mean it's a political story.

950
00:42:51,228 --> 00:42:55,187
Yeah, if anything, it makes it confusing

951
00:42:55,188 --> 00:42:57,467
and a little uncomfortable.

952
00:42:57,468 --> 00:43:00,737
Well, uncomfortable
is my favorite genre.

953
00:43:00,738 --> 00:43:02,147
No, no, no, no, not that guy.

954
00:43:02,148 --> 00:43:03,077
The mayor.

955
00:43:03,078 --> 00:43:04,847
See, he's in with the mob, right?

956
00:43:04,848 --> 00:43:08,283
He wants the pickleball
courts for, you know,

957
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,886
whatever mayors wanna build.

958
00:43:10,887 --> 00:43:12,740
A luxury pickleball court?

959
00:43:12,741 --> 00:43:15,227
A parking garage shaped like a paddle.

960
00:43:15,228 --> 00:43:16,624
A Chick-fil-A.

961
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,437
Ooh, a Chick-fil-A.

962
00:43:18,438 --> 00:43:19,920
And if that's what it is,

963
00:43:19,921 --> 00:43:23,117
then I want some promotional products.

964
00:43:23,118 --> 00:43:25,817
No, let's just do something normal.

965
00:43:25,818 --> 00:43:27,977
An office complex.

966
00:43:27,978 --> 00:43:28,810
Good.

967
00:43:28,811 --> 00:43:29,927
What's the mayor's deal?

968
00:43:29,928 --> 00:43:30,887
Well, he's shady.

969
00:43:30,888 --> 00:43:34,339
You know, he's got dealings
going on behind the scenes.

970
00:43:34,340 --> 00:43:39,382
'Cause if Pete wins
the-the-the Palm whatever, right?

971
00:43:40,587 --> 00:43:44,447
The Pickleball Association
gets the courts.

972
00:43:44,448 --> 00:43:47,657
And the mayor can't
build his office complex.

973
00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:49,247
Right.

974
00:43:49,248 --> 00:43:51,320
This movie is insane.

975
00:43:52,728 --> 00:43:53,627
Right?

976
00:43:53,628 --> 00:43:56,207
And yet I would watch it twice.

977
00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:57,483
And it's perfect.

978
00:43:58,410 --> 00:43:59,710
Anyway, back to the mayor.

979
00:44:00,630 --> 00:44:04,247
Citizens, friends, Palm Grovians,

980
00:44:04,248 --> 00:44:06,917
we're here today to discuss

981
00:44:06,918 --> 00:44:08,510
the future of our beloved park,

982
00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:11,147
the future of our community,

983
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,947
and the future of our,

984
00:44:12,948 --> 00:44:15,707
well, actually one issue,
the future of our park.

985
00:44:15,708 --> 00:44:17,867
It's been well known for the past decade

986
00:44:17,868 --> 00:44:20,567
that our tennis courts
have seen better days.

987
00:44:20,568 --> 00:44:23,387
Quite frankly, the
sport of tennis is dead.

988
00:44:23,388 --> 00:44:24,947
That's baloney.

989
00:44:24,948 --> 00:44:26,627
Now, now, I know this might be hard

990
00:44:26,628 --> 00:44:29,147
for some of you to hear,
but we have a proposal

991
00:44:29,148 --> 00:44:30,827
from a very reputable company

992
00:44:30,828 --> 00:44:33,107
that wants to build an
extremely modern office building

993
00:44:33,108 --> 00:44:35,417
that will not only create jobs,

994
00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:38,027
but additional revenue for the citizens.

995
00:44:38,028 --> 00:44:39,591
Take it easy, okay, take it easy.

996
00:44:39,592 --> 00:44:42,384
Tennis, tennis, tennis, tennis!

997
00:44:43,251 --> 00:44:45,414
Pickleball, pickleball, pickleball!

998
00:44:45,415 --> 00:44:46,903
- Tennis!
- Pickleball.

999
00:44:49,371 --> 00:44:51,707
All right, the mayor,
he's a complete idiot.

1000
00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:53,267
He's got these two spoiled children

1001
00:44:53,268 --> 00:44:54,587
that keep screwing everything up.

1002
00:44:54,588 --> 00:44:56,463
Stop talking about my childhood.

1003
00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,567
So he's not the villain.

1004
00:44:59,568 --> 00:45:01,263
It's the spoiled kids.

1005
00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:04,697
Pumpkins.

1006
00:45:04,698 --> 00:45:06,557
- Daddy!
- Daddy!

1007
00:45:06,558 --> 00:45:07,433
Pumpkins.

1008
00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:09,677
How we doing, girls?

1009
00:45:09,678 --> 00:45:10,510
The tournament, the plan?

1010
00:45:10,511 --> 00:45:12,137
Is Cha Cha on board?

1011
00:45:12,138 --> 00:45:14,387
Easy as pudding, papa.

1012
00:45:14,388 --> 00:45:15,767
I doubt Pete's gonna wanna play

1013
00:45:15,768 --> 00:45:18,887
now that his only friend
is employed by me.

1014
00:45:18,888 --> 00:45:21,437
And I have a little insurance plan

1015
00:45:21,438 --> 00:45:22,607
to make sure he doesn't.

1016
00:45:22,608 --> 00:45:24,617
Stupid picklehead Pete.

1017
00:45:24,618 --> 00:45:25,637
This insurance plan,

1018
00:45:25,638 --> 00:45:27,917
is this something I even wanna know about?

1019
00:45:27,918 --> 00:45:28,877
Probably best you don't,

1020
00:45:28,878 --> 00:45:33,257
but let's just say he
won't be up for playing.

1021
00:45:33,258 --> 00:45:34,090
That's my pumpkins.

1022
00:45:34,091 --> 00:45:35,357
I knew Cha Cha would accept.

1023
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,367
She'll do anything for money.

1024
00:45:37,368 --> 00:45:39,077
I mean, are they really that threatened

1025
00:45:39,078 --> 00:45:39,947
by Pickleball Pete?

1026
00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:41,417
I mean, we haven't been showing him

1027
00:45:41,418 --> 00:45:43,547
playing pickleball
throughout the entire movie.

1028
00:45:43,548 --> 00:45:45,047
E-exactly.

1029
00:45:45,048 --> 00:45:47,177
It's kinda like in "Jaws."

1030
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,233
You barely really see the shark.

1031
00:45:53,051 --> 00:45:53,987
- Order.
- Come on.

1032
00:45:53,988 --> 00:45:55,517
What you think?

1033
00:45:55,518 --> 00:45:56,537
Look crazy?

1034
00:45:56,538 --> 00:45:57,543
Crazy indeed.

1035
00:45:59,326 --> 00:46:03,397
You know, I think I need to
pay the mayor a little visit.

1036
00:46:04,290 --> 00:46:05,747
What do you have planned for today?

1037
00:46:05,748 --> 00:46:06,827
Polly wants me to make sure

1038
00:46:06,828 --> 00:46:08,387
Pete doesn't enter the tournament.

1039
00:46:08,388 --> 00:46:09,220
Pete?

1040
00:46:09,221 --> 00:46:11,237
Whoa, whoa, meaning what?

1041
00:46:11,238 --> 00:46:12,167
I told you.

1042
00:46:12,168 --> 00:46:14,013
She wants him, you know?

1043
00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:17,267
Oh, sweetie.

1044
00:46:17,268 --> 00:46:20,477
Promise me you won't do anything
until I talk to the mayor.

1045
00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:21,353
Please?

1046
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:26,807
Okay, let's get this straight.

1047
00:46:26,808 --> 00:46:30,977
The Viper is a teenage
girl with a sugar fetish?

1048
00:46:30,978 --> 00:46:33,497
Yeah, l-like a human hummingbird.

1049
00:46:33,498 --> 00:46:36,677
Fueled by sugar, driven by rage.

1050
00:46:36,678 --> 00:46:39,227
Oh, and she's unpredictable.

1051
00:46:39,228 --> 00:46:41,997
Sugar highs are very dangerous.

1052
00:47:28,404 --> 00:47:29,237
Ow!

1053
00:47:34,761 --> 00:47:37,094
Little rugrat stole my Oreo.

1054
00:47:38,341 --> 00:47:39,174
Oh my God.

1055
00:47:42,314 --> 00:47:43,247
What?

1056
00:47:43,248 --> 00:47:44,597
All right, all right, hold on a second.

1057
00:47:44,598 --> 00:47:47,687
So now we've got some Tonya
Harding thing going on here now?

1058
00:47:47,688 --> 00:47:49,577
Bat, really?

1059
00:47:49,578 --> 00:47:51,437
Yep, exactly.

1060
00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:53,177
That's absolutely ridiculous.

1061
00:47:53,178 --> 00:47:58,183
I know, but I love it.

1062
00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:02,207
Excellent, excellent.

1063
00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:04,667
Oh, yeah, the whole Peter
thing is totally figured out.

1064
00:48:04,668 --> 00:48:05,991
Mm-hmm.

1065
00:48:05,992 --> 00:48:06,867
Okay, bye.

1066
00:48:10,530 --> 00:48:12,257
Hey guys, it's Polly Pickleball.

1067
00:48:12,258 --> 00:48:14,027
Are you guys coming to
the Diadem Pickleball

1068
00:48:14,028 --> 00:48:15,287
Invitational this weekend?

1069
00:48:15,288 --> 00:48:16,653
If so, see you there.

1070
00:48:19,145 --> 00:48:23,193
Huh.

1071
00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:25,494
Yo, Vinny.

1072
00:48:25,495 --> 00:48:26,593
Get those trucks ready.

1073
00:48:26,594 --> 00:48:27,469
Dickies.

1074
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:42,977
Hey.

1075
00:48:42,978 --> 00:48:43,853
Sally.

1076
00:48:45,150 --> 00:48:46,113
We need to talk.

1077
00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:51,903
I know, I know, please.

1078
00:48:54,030 --> 00:48:55,877
Allow me to present

1079
00:48:55,878 --> 00:48:58,307
a pickleball alternative proposal.

1080
00:48:58,308 --> 00:49:00,137
This better be good.

1081
00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:01,457
How would you like the exclusive

1082
00:49:01,458 --> 00:49:04,623
on Palm Grove's newest and
biggest office building?

1083
00:49:06,090 --> 00:49:08,043
Imagine it, Sally's World.

1084
00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,505
But you know what we're missing?

1085
00:49:14,506 --> 00:49:17,413
Oh, here we go.

1086
00:49:17,414 --> 00:49:19,697
Mob scenes.

1087
00:49:19,698 --> 00:49:22,374
We need more mob scenes.

1088
00:49:22,375 --> 00:49:25,247
Like with trucks, right?

1089
00:49:25,248 --> 00:49:27,797
Armored pickle trucks.

1090
00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,942
Driven by sweet rollers storming.

1091
00:49:30,943 --> 00:49:31,902
Storming.

1092
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:36,536
Grace, actually,
that's kind of brilliant.

1093
00:49:36,537 --> 00:49:39,497
I know, I'm just full of chaos

1094
00:49:39,498 --> 00:49:42,002
with a purpose and a lack of sleep.

1095
00:49:45,108 --> 00:49:47,147
Just got something to do with
that park up in Palm Grove.

1096
00:49:47,148 --> 00:49:49,487
Yeah, you better get that contract.

1097
00:49:49,488 --> 00:49:52,307
I got a fleet of concrete
trucks ready to go.

1098
00:49:52,308 --> 00:49:53,987
Sad to see the old neighborhood

1099
00:49:53,988 --> 00:49:56,507
turn into a concrete jungle though.

1100
00:49:56,508 --> 00:49:57,977
Gotta bring down all these.

1101
00:49:57,978 --> 00:49:59,597
I'm on a diet.

1102
00:49:59,598 --> 00:50:01,487
All right, let's get back to the story.

1103
00:50:01,488 --> 00:50:03,183
Pickleball Pete is hurt.

1104
00:50:04,350 --> 00:50:06,047
But if he doesn't play,

1105
00:50:06,048 --> 00:50:08,988
then he won't win the $100,000.

1106
00:50:08,989 --> 00:50:11,747
And if he doesn't win the $100,000-

1107
00:50:11,748 --> 00:50:13,757
Is the movie over?

1108
00:50:13,758 --> 00:50:15,347
I hope so.

1109
00:50:15,348 --> 00:50:16,623
I'm so confused.

1110
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:23,360
So no, we-we turn it into a faith film.

1111
00:50:25,944 --> 00:50:27,876
What?

1112
00:50:27,877 --> 00:50:30,377
No, no, no, I-I'm serious.

1113
00:50:30,378 --> 00:50:33,437
Faith and family, t-the Christian market.

1114
00:50:33,438 --> 00:50:35,073
A whole new genre.

1115
00:50:36,723 --> 00:50:39,347
What?

1116
00:50:39,348 --> 00:50:43,247
So we're just gonna casually
pivot the entire movie?

1117
00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,557
How do you suppose we just do that?

1118
00:50:45,558 --> 00:50:47,177
Easy.

1119
00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:48,912
Miraculous healing.

1120
00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:50,387
Oh, no.

1121
00:50:50,388 --> 00:50:52,757
You can't be serious.

1122
00:50:52,758 --> 00:50:53,867
I'm dead serious.

1123
00:50:53,868 --> 00:50:58,910
Look, most faith-based films
aren't actually faith-based.

1124
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,857
As long as you throw a Bible in there.

1125
00:51:03,858 --> 00:51:05,567
Or Thanksgiving dinner.

1126
00:51:05,568 --> 00:51:07,907
Oh, or someone prays.

1127
00:51:07,908 --> 00:51:09,077
Exactly.

1128
00:51:09,078 --> 00:51:10,217
Bam.

1129
00:51:10,218 --> 00:51:14,073
You qualify for the holy genre.

1130
00:51:14,970 --> 00:51:17,927
Oh, so a faith healer
is just gonna lay hands

1131
00:51:17,928 --> 00:51:19,457
on Pete's broken knee?

1132
00:51:19,458 --> 00:51:21,527
No, no, no, no.

1133
00:51:21,528 --> 00:51:23,165
Even better.

1134
00:51:26,058 --> 00:51:28,143
We use the Bible.

1135
00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:30,693
T-the Bible?

1136
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,213
Why do you carry a Bible?

1137
00:51:34,230 --> 00:51:36,647
Because I'm a storyteller,

1138
00:51:36,648 --> 00:51:39,077
and these are the best stories.

1139
00:51:39,078 --> 00:51:41,273
Am I right?

1140
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:43,270
Cheers to that.

1141
00:51:46,409 --> 00:51:47,242
Ow.

1142
00:51:53,736 --> 00:51:54,569
Ow.

1143
00:52:01,657 --> 00:52:03,167
"For all that is kept secret

1144
00:52:03,168 --> 00:52:05,577
will eventually be brought into the open."

1145
00:52:07,659 --> 00:52:08,492
Huh.

1146
00:52:11,010 --> 00:52:12,453
Lord, give me strength.

1147
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,394
Please?

1148
00:52:16,395 --> 00:52:18,437
I need to be in this tournament.

1149
00:52:18,438 --> 00:52:20,177
Heal my ankle.

1150
00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:21,453
Please, Lord.

1151
00:52:23,976 --> 00:52:25,785
Ha!

1152
00:52:25,786 --> 00:52:29,943
I'm healed.

1153
00:52:30,990 --> 00:52:32,413
Thank you, God.

1154
00:52:32,414 --> 00:52:33,289
Thank you.

1155
00:52:46,606 --> 00:52:47,567
Hey.

1156
00:52:47,568 --> 00:52:48,400
What's up?

1157
00:52:48,401 --> 00:52:51,257
Hey, buddy, I heard
you were out of jail.

1158
00:52:51,258 --> 00:52:53,537
I need to talk to you about something.

1159
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:54,630
You want a partner?

1160
00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,018
I'll be there.

1161
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:03,413
Right.

1162
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:06,598
Huh.

1163
00:53:07,753 --> 00:53:10,440
Pickleball Pete is back, baby!

1164
00:53:10,441 --> 00:53:12,977
Pickleball Pete is back!

1165
00:53:12,978 --> 00:53:15,947
So now we got faith-based, maybe.

1166
00:53:15,948 --> 00:53:18,077
Yep, miraculous healing.

1167
00:53:18,078 --> 00:53:18,917
And the mob.

1168
00:53:18,918 --> 00:53:20,867
Don't forget the mob.

1169
00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:21,947
Of course not.

1170
00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:25,217
What's not a faith-based
film without organized crime?

1171
00:53:25,218 --> 00:53:26,050
Right?

1172
00:53:26,051 --> 00:53:27,497
Okay, okay.

1173
00:53:27,498 --> 00:53:30,077
But if we're doing a faith-based movie,

1174
00:53:30,078 --> 00:53:31,307
we all know one thing.

1175
00:53:31,308 --> 00:53:33,363
We keep Kevin Sorbo.

1176
00:53:34,380 --> 00:53:36,504
Of course we keep Kevin.

1177
00:53:36,505 --> 00:53:39,947
"In the beginning, there was Sorbo."

1178
00:53:39,948 --> 00:53:44,297
Yeah, he's-he's in like 100
of these Christian movies.

1179
00:53:44,298 --> 00:53:46,457
It doesn't actually
qualify as a faith-based film

1180
00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:49,757
until you have Kevin Sorbo
delivering a dramatic monologue

1181
00:53:49,758 --> 00:53:51,622
while staring off into the distance.

1182
00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:55,067
Okay, I'm game.

1183
00:53:55,068 --> 00:53:59,057
But so far, we have Kevin
Sorbo playing an ex-con

1184
00:53:59,058 --> 00:54:01,487
that is drinking beer.

1185
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,227
It's a slippery slope, man.

1186
00:54:03,228 --> 00:54:04,217
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1187
00:54:04,218 --> 00:54:06,017
But it could be root beer.

1188
00:54:06,018 --> 00:54:08,477
Christian loophole, okay?

1189
00:54:08,478 --> 00:54:09,310
Boom.

1190
00:54:09,311 --> 00:54:12,197
Yeah, and the next thing you know,

1191
00:54:12,198 --> 00:54:16,143
he's gambling on pickleball
matches behind the church.

1192
00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:20,147
We could test it.

1193
00:54:20,148 --> 00:54:21,017
What?

1194
00:54:21,018 --> 00:54:22,217
Test what?

1195
00:54:22,218 --> 00:54:24,706
Well, we could run an
audience focus group.

1196
00:54:24,707 --> 00:54:27,467
Oh great.

1197
00:54:27,468 --> 00:54:32,507
Press one if Kevin Sorbo
drinking a beer is acceptable.

1198
00:54:32,508 --> 00:54:34,667
Press two if it should be sweet tea.

1199
00:54:34,668 --> 00:54:35,717
Two, please.

1200
00:54:35,718 --> 00:54:36,550
Okay, okay.

1201
00:54:36,551 --> 00:54:38,447
Faith movie, check.

1202
00:54:38,448 --> 00:54:40,577
Kevin Sorbo, check.

1203
00:54:40,578 --> 00:54:43,007
Miraculous healing, check.

1204
00:54:43,008 --> 00:54:45,017
Monster and trucks, check.

1205
00:54:45,018 --> 00:54:47,447
Spoiled mayor's kids, check.

1206
00:54:47,448 --> 00:54:49,577
And don't forget the
sugar-addicted Viper.

1207
00:54:49,578 --> 00:54:51,527
Mm, check.

1208
00:54:51,528 --> 00:54:54,677
I guess that means it's tournament time.

1209
00:54:54,678 --> 00:54:56,327
Oh, boy.

1210
00:54:56,328 --> 00:55:01,370
Everything has led to
this moment.

1211
00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:04,577
Pete, the mob, the mayor,

1212
00:55:04,578 --> 00:55:08,117
the Viper with the sugar
stash, Sorbo at the bar.

1213
00:55:08,118 --> 00:55:11,437
Oh man, this tournament's got it all.

1214
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,267
"In a world where chaos meets cardio."

1215
00:55:17,268 --> 00:55:18,317
Let's just finish this thing

1216
00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:21,017
before somebody suggests
a talking pickleball.

1217
00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:23,149
Too late, I was just about to say that.

1218
00:55:58,870 --> 00:56:01,277
Okay, pickleballers, Stu Sunshine here,

1219
00:56:01,278 --> 00:56:02,837
but you already knew that.

1220
00:56:02,838 --> 00:56:03,670
Dean Cain?

1221
00:56:03,671 --> 00:56:04,907
Are you serious?

1222
00:56:04,908 --> 00:56:05,740
Yeah.

1223
00:56:05,741 --> 00:56:08,717
If you have Kevin, you
have to have Dean Cain.

1224
00:56:08,718 --> 00:56:13,127
They're the "God Not Dead" fantastic duo.

1225
00:56:13,128 --> 00:56:14,970
Can we just get to the tournament?

1226
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,197
Okay, pickleballers, Stu Sunshine here,

1227
00:56:18,198 --> 00:56:19,517
but you already knew that.

1228
00:56:19,518 --> 00:56:20,447
Today is the day.

1229
00:56:20,448 --> 00:56:21,690
The first annual Palm Beach

1230
00:56:21,691 --> 00:56:24,017
Pickleball Tournament is underway

1231
00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:27,437
right here at the Diadem
Pickleball Invitational.

1232
00:56:27,438 --> 00:56:30,677
And Palm Beaches are flooding
in for this exciting new sport

1233
00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:32,537
that is apparently sweeping the country,

1234
00:56:32,538 --> 00:56:33,917
although I've never seen it in my life.

1235
00:56:33,918 --> 00:56:36,737
Okay, Pete's Palm Beach Pickle Buddies

1236
00:56:36,738 --> 00:56:39,857
will face off against
some stiff competition.

1237
00:56:39,858 --> 00:56:41,537
The Orlando Sugar Pixies are here,

1238
00:56:41,538 --> 00:56:44,267
along with the Tampa Bay Bambi Hunters.

1239
00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:46,083
And I did not make those names up.

1240
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:50,837
Hey.

1241
00:56:50,838 --> 00:56:51,713
Hey.

1242
00:56:52,830 --> 00:56:54,376
Hey.

1243
00:56:54,377 --> 00:56:55,667
Is this your little angel?

1244
00:56:55,668 --> 00:56:56,613
- She is.
- Huh.

1245
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,673
Interesting.

1246
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,337
Next time you try and take somebody out,

1247
00:57:01,338 --> 00:57:03,617
make sure you don't
use a whiffle ball bat.

1248
00:57:03,618 --> 00:57:05,673
Sorry, my bad.

1249
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:10,185
So I hear you entered the tournament.

1250
00:57:10,186 --> 00:57:11,537
I did.

1251
00:57:11,538 --> 00:57:14,087
I guess we might
finally have that rematch.

1252
00:57:14,088 --> 00:57:16,397
We just might, Mustang Sally.

1253
00:57:16,398 --> 00:57:17,297
We just might.

1254
00:57:17,298 --> 00:57:18,173
See you there.

1255
00:57:24,510 --> 00:57:25,787
What's going on, Peter?

1256
00:57:25,788 --> 00:57:27,317
How you doing?
- All that good stuff.

1257
00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:30,047
So I heard and decided
you wanted to play, huh?

1258
00:57:30,048 --> 00:57:31,457
I decided to play.

1259
00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:34,833
So there's still a
chance to save the courts.

1260
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,403
Nice one, Theodore.

1261
00:57:39,780 --> 00:57:41,207
No pickles this time.

1262
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,193
No pickles.

1263
00:57:42,194 --> 00:57:43,722
You got it, you got it.

1264
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:52,900
You guys are going down.

1265
00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:56,903
Yeah.

1266
00:57:59,490 --> 00:58:00,727
Tear Drop Charlie.

1267
00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:02,027
Pickleball Pete!

1268
00:58:02,028 --> 00:58:04,907
Oh my gosh, you look awesome, buddy.

1269
00:58:04,908 --> 00:58:06,977
So you ready for it?

1270
00:58:06,978 --> 00:58:07,892
Are you ready for this?

1271
00:58:07,893 --> 00:58:09,797
Ooh, you know I'm ready.

1272
00:58:09,798 --> 00:58:11,567
Ladies and gentlemen,

1273
00:58:11,568 --> 00:58:15,017
apparently, Tear Drop
Charlie and Pickleball Pete

1274
00:58:15,018 --> 00:58:17,687
have officially entered the tournament.

1275
00:58:17,688 --> 00:58:18,730
And that's big news.

1276
00:58:22,110 --> 00:58:23,910
Hey, Pete, did we, uh, did we win?

1277
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:27,377
We didn't play yet.

1278
00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:28,517
Oh, gotcha.

1279
00:58:28,518 --> 00:58:30,887
Hey, who's that?

1280
00:58:30,888 --> 00:58:33,407
That right there is the
best pickleball player

1281
00:58:33,408 --> 00:58:35,163
to ever pickle a ball.

1282
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,053
Oh my.

1283
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:41,057
Who's, uh, who's that dame?

1284
00:58:41,058 --> 00:58:43,263
Oh, she's nuts.

1285
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:46,967
What are you doing?

1286
00:58:46,968 --> 00:58:49,637
I think I might be lactose intolerant.

1287
00:58:49,638 --> 00:58:52,383
We have to be on those
courts in five minutes!

1288
00:58:53,550 --> 00:58:54,497
Yeah, I'm sorry, Polly.

1289
00:58:54,498 --> 00:58:55,907
I don't think I can play.

1290
00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:58,353
What do you mean you can't
play? You're my partner.

1291
00:59:00,087 --> 00:59:00,877
You know what?

1292
00:59:00,878 --> 00:59:01,753
I don't need you.

1293
00:59:10,470 --> 00:59:13,814
Team Bag O' Donuts
takes on Tear Drop Charlie

1294
00:59:13,815 --> 00:59:16,083
and Pickleball Pete in the first round.

1295
00:59:17,190 --> 00:59:18,617
That's right, fifth grade.

1296
00:59:18,618 --> 00:59:19,847
Give it, picklehead.

1297
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:21,403
You can barely even move.

1298
00:59:24,768 --> 00:59:27,182
You really think that you can beat us?

1299
00:59:27,183 --> 00:59:28,015
No!

1300
00:59:28,016 --> 00:59:29,543
That's what you get.

1301
00:59:29,544 --> 00:59:30,665
Peace!

1302
00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:31,875
Fifth grade.

1303
00:59:32,898 --> 00:59:35,357
All right, next up we have Pop Crispy

1304
00:59:35,358 --> 00:59:38,024
and Tito Barstool against Pickleball Pete

1305
00:59:38,025 --> 00:59:39,557
and Tear Drop Charlie.

1306
00:59:39,558 --> 00:59:42,647
Whoa, all right.

1307
00:59:42,648 --> 00:59:43,767
Oh, you guys suck.

1308
00:59:50,425 --> 00:59:51,217
Ha!

1309
00:59:51,218 --> 00:59:53,957
It has been a wild
day here in Palm Beach

1310
00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,907
as pickleball has taken over the island.

1311
00:59:55,908 --> 00:59:57,650
- Come on, come on, Pete.
- Whoa!

1312
00:59:59,350 --> 01:00:00,841
- All right, good.
- Yeah.

1313
01:00:00,842 --> 01:00:02,523
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1314
01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:07,787
You're going down, Tear Drop Charlie.

1315
01:00:07,788 --> 01:00:08,819
Come on.

1316
01:00:16,775 --> 01:00:18,857
Oh, that's a great shot.

1317
01:00:18,858 --> 01:00:20,820
This sport's not bad after all.

1318
01:00:22,142 --> 01:00:24,917
Picklehead Ping, Cry Baby
Charlie, you're going down.

1319
01:00:24,918 --> 01:00:26,987
Ooh, do you know how
many people said that to me

1320
01:00:26,988 --> 01:00:27,820
when I was in prison?

1321
01:00:27,821 --> 01:00:29,297
- Hey, hey.
- Kick out, yankers,

1322
01:00:29,298 --> 01:00:32,117
and get ready for skeet and saw.

1323
01:00:32,118 --> 01:00:33,857
Yeah, you better sit
back down, you know?

1324
01:00:33,858 --> 01:00:36,197
The bigger they think they
are, the harder they fall.

1325
01:00:36,198 --> 01:00:38,260
Well, good thing we
don't think.

1326
01:00:38,261 --> 01:00:39,350
That's it.

1327
01:00:39,351 --> 01:00:41,163
Time for defeat, boys.

1328
01:00:45,390 --> 01:00:46,353
That's all you got?

1329
01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:50,297
These guys are trash.

1330
01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:51,130
Look at that.

1331
01:00:51,131 --> 01:00:52,607
Not even trying.

1332
01:00:52,608 --> 01:00:53,957
Well, that was a pretty good return.

1333
01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:55,083
Not even trying.

1334
01:00:58,230 --> 01:00:59,267
He's got a beer in his hand.

1335
01:00:59,268 --> 01:01:00,510
We're still beating you.

1336
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,286
- They're not doing it.
- Ugh!

1337
01:01:04,287 --> 01:01:05,327
They're just getting crushed out here.

1338
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,457
So Pickleball Pete and Tear Drop Charlie

1339
01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:10,907
advance to the next round
against Grindstone Gary

1340
01:01:10,908 --> 01:01:13,037
and Hacksaw Harry.

1341
01:01:13,038 --> 01:01:14,103
And that rhymes.

1342
01:01:15,060 --> 01:01:16,337
We're gonna pickle these guys

1343
01:01:16,338 --> 01:01:17,780
whether they like it or not.

1344
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,244
They might actually return the ball.

1345
01:01:23,482 --> 01:01:24,624
I saw that.

1346
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:32,417
Whoa, going for the angle.

1347
01:01:32,418 --> 01:01:34,754
- That's what you get.
- Oh, and Pickleball Pete

1348
01:01:34,755 --> 01:01:37,067
and Tear Drop Charlie win.

1349
01:01:37,068 --> 01:01:39,767
Polly Bradley, Mustang Sally,

1350
01:01:39,768 --> 01:01:42,197
Peter Picklevitch, and Tear Drop Charlie

1351
01:01:42,198 --> 01:01:45,137
advance their way to the finals,

1352
01:01:45,138 --> 01:01:47,747
a match everyone was hoping for.

1353
01:01:47,748 --> 01:01:48,663
Me too.

1354
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:50,747
Easy, easy.

1355
01:01:50,748 --> 01:01:52,187
Oh my gosh, yeah.

1356
01:01:52,188 --> 01:01:53,477
This is it, Pete.

1357
01:01:53,478 --> 01:01:56,387
We've waited for this our entire lives.

1358
01:01:56,388 --> 01:01:59,357
Beat your nemesis.

1359
01:01:59,358 --> 01:02:01,307
Yeah, chill out, pops, we got it.

1360
01:02:01,308 --> 01:02:02,183
Pops?

1361
01:02:03,690 --> 01:02:05,240
You left, we lost the camera.

1362
01:02:08,868 --> 01:02:09,885
Woo!

1363
01:02:15,983 --> 01:02:17,205
Oh, yeah.

1364
01:02:17,206 --> 01:02:19,507
Oh, yeah.

1365
01:02:23,721 --> 01:02:25,021
You got that, Tear Drop.

1366
01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:27,053
That's it.

1367
01:02:30,183 --> 01:02:31,016
Ooh.

1368
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,437
Yes, that was awesome.

1369
01:02:33,438 --> 01:02:34,433
Rolling?

1370
01:02:38,387 --> 01:02:39,245
Yeah!

1371
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,677
- Yeah.
- I got that.

1372
01:02:45,678 --> 01:02:47,237
Nice shot, Pickleball Pete.

1373
01:02:47,238 --> 01:02:49,907
- Whoa, whoa!
- And that's it!

1374
01:02:49,908 --> 01:02:52,667
Pickleball Pete and Tear Drop Charlie

1375
01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:54,197
win the whole thing.

1376
01:02:54,198 --> 01:02:55,457
And I can go home now.

1377
01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:56,333
I'm not driving.

1378
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,033
Sally, uh-

1379
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:01,503
I'm so glad you won.

1380
01:03:11,910 --> 01:03:12,743
Get a room.

1381
01:03:13,950 --> 01:03:14,783
What?

1382
01:03:15,746 --> 01:03:18,135
- Woo!
- You did it, Pete.

1383
01:03:18,136 --> 01:03:20,358
- Great job, Pete.
- Woo!

1384
01:03:27,577 --> 01:03:28,910
You won, papi!

1385
01:03:35,727 --> 01:03:37,007
You got time for one more game

1386
01:03:37,008 --> 01:03:39,063
before they tear down these old courts?

1387
01:03:40,972 --> 01:03:43,055
I think we can do that.

1388
01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:48,286
Oh yeah, guys.

1389
01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:52,007
I got a little something for you.

1390
01:03:52,008 --> 01:03:53,657
Yes!

1391
01:03:53,658 --> 01:03:54,633
Yeah!

1392
01:03:55,471 --> 01:03:57,391
Yes.

1393
01:03:57,392 --> 01:03:58,224
Woo!

1394
01:03:58,225 --> 01:03:59,850
Great job, Peter.

1395
01:04:01,395 --> 01:04:03,437
Sally, you guys.

1396
01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:04,323
Ooh.

1397
01:04:06,793 --> 01:04:08,043
Look at this.

1398
01:04:10,650 --> 01:04:12,591
- Let's play.
- Let's play.

1399
01:04:22,770 --> 01:04:26,027
So Pete wins the
tournament, crowd goes wild,

1400
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:29,177
confetti, pickleball glory.

1401
01:04:29,178 --> 01:04:32,027
All right, let's not
forget, and he gets $100,000.

1402
01:04:32,028 --> 01:04:33,527
And saves the courts.

1403
01:04:33,528 --> 01:04:34,967
And redeems his past.

1404
01:04:34,968 --> 01:04:36,137
And gets the girl.

1405
01:04:36,138 --> 01:04:39,006
And possibly, the Bible heals his knee.

1406
01:04:39,007 --> 01:04:40,307
You guys,

1407
01:04:40,308 --> 01:04:42,633
this movie ending is so cheesy.

1408
01:04:43,950 --> 01:04:44,957
Excuse me?

1409
01:04:44,958 --> 01:04:46,757
This ain't cheesy.

1410
01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:50,627
It's basically "Rocky"
meets "VeggieTales"

1411
01:04:50,628 --> 01:04:53,087
meets "The Godfather."

1412
01:04:53,088 --> 01:04:55,157
And I would buy them tickets.

1413
01:04:55,158 --> 01:04:59,254
I would watch it twice
with popcorn and a prayer.

1414
01:04:59,255 --> 01:05:03,220
Guys, this movie is so bad

1415
01:05:04,890 --> 01:05:06,335
it's kind of genius.

1416
01:05:08,748 --> 01:05:10,757
who's gonna direct this?

1417
01:05:10,758 --> 01:05:12,498
Me, obviously, I'm directing it.

1418
01:05:12,499 --> 01:05:13,923
No, no, no, no, no way.

1419
01:05:14,981 --> 01:05:15,771
I got the vision.

1420
01:05:15,772 --> 01:05:17,687
I've already storyboarded
the pickle truck,

1421
01:05:17,688 --> 01:05:19,247
so I mean, it's done.

1422
01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:21,737
I'm the only one who
knows how the camera works.

1423
01:05:21,738 --> 01:05:23,327
This is gonna get ugly.

1424
01:05:23,328 --> 01:05:25,757
I am the one that should
be directing this film.

1425
01:05:25,758 --> 01:05:27,750
I mean, like are you serious?

1426
01:05:34,154 --> 01:05:35,597
Guys.

1427
01:05:35,598 --> 01:05:36,750
Guys, guys, shh.

1428
01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:41,117
We just wrote the most ridiculous

1429
01:05:41,118 --> 01:05:42,910
pickleball movie in history

1430
01:05:43,770 --> 01:05:45,513
together as a team.

1431
01:05:47,340 --> 01:05:51,783
So let's just do production
together as a team.

1432
01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:55,007
How bad could it be?

1433
01:05:55,008 --> 01:05:58,103
Famous last words before the sequel.



