1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:05,923 [♪ classical music playing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:23,148 [electricity buzzes] 5 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:36,537 [♪ piano playing] 6 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:45,254 [snoring] 7 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,175 - [chair creaks] - Mmm. 8 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:56,348 [breathes heavily] Mmm. Hmm. 9 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:58,725 - Oh. - What? 10 00:00:58,809 --> 00:00:59,810 - Rowlf? - What? 11 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,437 Have you been playing this whole time? 12 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,273 Well, what did you think it was? 13 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,483 Some kinda sentimental montage in your head? 14 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,193 - [mutters] - We're doing the show again, frog. 15 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:09,528 [gasps] Oh, that's right. Uh... 16 00:01:09,611 --> 00:01:11,363 Scooter, it's time. 17 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:12,614 You got it, boss. 18 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,203 Sabrina Carpenter. Thirty seconds to curtain, Ms. Carpenter. 19 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,163 Ms. Carpenter? 20 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,331 Thank you, Scooter. 21 00:01:21,832 --> 00:01:25,752 Oh, my God. It's you. I love your outfit. [chuckles] 22 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:28,297 So do I. You're gonna have to change. 23 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:29,673 Yes, ma'am. 24 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:30,799 Is that my wig? 25 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,511 I don't wear wigs. This is my real hair. 26 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,888 Oh. Yeah. Same. 27 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,682 - No, I... And I know that. - No, I know you know. 28 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,058 - Great. - Okay. 29 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,852 [trumpet blares] 30 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:48,692 It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Sabrina Carpenter. [cheers] 31 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:49,776 [audience cheers] 32 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:55,365 [♪ "The Muppet Show Theme Song" playing] 33 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:06,084 ♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights ♪ 34 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:09,212 ♪ It's time to meet the Muppets On The Muppet Show tonight ♪ 35 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:14,426 ♪ It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right ♪ 36 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,679 ♪ It's time to raise the curtain On The Muppet Show tonight ♪ 37 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:20,265 ♪ Why do we always come here? ♪ 38 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,351 ♪ I guess we'll never know ♪ 39 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,436 ♪ It's like a kind of torture ♪ 40 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,854 ♪To have to watch the show ♪ 41 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:32,110 [music continues] 42 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,196 ♪ But now let's get things started ♪ 43 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,239 ♪ Why don't you get things started? ♪ 44 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,158 ♪ It's time to get things started ♪ 45 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:42,412 ♪ On the most sensational, inspirational Celebrational, Muppetational ♪ 46 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:49,169 ♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show ♪ 47 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,671 [trumpet screeches] 48 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,506 [audience laughs] 49 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:53,757 [screams] 50 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,301 [audience cheering] 51 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,805 Thank you. Thank you. [mutters] Uh, thank you. [chuckles] 52 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:02,933 Hi-ho, and welcome to The Muppet Show, everybody. 53 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,434 {\an8}[audience cheering] 54 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:09,147 {\an8}You know, we are so excited to be back on the very stage where it all started, 55 00:03:09,231 --> 00:03:10,857 {\an8}and then ended, and then, 56 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:13,985 {\an8}is maybe starting again depending on how tonight goes. 57 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:17,072 Hmph. I can't believe they're doing the old show again. 58 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,407 Well, if it ain't broke. 59 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:21,326 No, they are broke. That's why they're doing it. 60 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,328 - [laughs] - [audience laughs] 61 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:25,038 Okay. Now to kick us off, 62 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,706 it's our very special guest, 63 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:30,293 a sensational singer-songwriter and global superstar, 64 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:35,215 - the one and only, Sabrina Carpenter. Yay! - [audience cheers] 65 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,551 [laughing, clamoring] 66 00:03:37,634 --> 00:03:40,929 Ugh. Quiet. [groans] Hooligans. 67 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,139 Do it. Do it. Toss. [laughs] 68 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,390 [yelps, grunts] 69 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,059 [laughing] 70 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,811 Stop, or you'll be removed. 71 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,939 Don't worry, Sam. I got it. 72 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,984 [♪ "Manchild" playing] 73 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,778 [laughing] 74 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:02,826 ♪ You said your phone was broken Just forgot to charge it ♪ 75 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:06,621 ♪ Whole outfit you're wearing God, I hope it's ironic ♪ 76 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:10,417 ♪ Did you just say you're finished? Didn't know we started ♪ 77 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:14,796 ♪ It's all just so familiar, baby What do you call it? ♪ 78 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,299 - ♪ Stupid ♪ - ♪ Cluck-cluck ♪ 79 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,344 - ♪ Or is it slow? ♪ - ♪ Cluck ♪ 80 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:25,515 - ♪ Maybe it's useless? ♪ - ♪ Cluck-cluck ♪ 81 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,517 ♪ But there's a cuter word for it ♪ 82 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,060 - ♪ Cluck? ♪ - ♪ I know ♪ 83 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,607 - ♪ Manchild ♪ - [chickens vocalizing] 84 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:37,319 ♪ Why you always come a-running to me? ♪ 85 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:41,239 ♪ It's my life ♪ 86 00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:44,951 ♪ Won't you let an innocent woman be ♪ 87 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,454 ♪ Never heard of self-care ♪ 88 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:48,538 [yells] 89 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,500 ♪ Half your brain just ain't there ♪ 90 00:04:52,167 --> 00:04:53,084 Whoa. 91 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:56,922 - ♪ Manchild ♪ - [exclaiming] 92 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:01,009 ♪ Why you always come a-running Taking all my ♪ 93 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:04,763 ♪ Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get ♪ 94 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:08,767 ♪ And I like my men all incompetent ♪ 95 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:12,521 ♪ And I swear they choose me I'm not choosing them ♪ 96 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:16,608 - ♪ Amen, hey, men ♪ - ♪ Cluck-cluck ♪ 97 00:05:16,691 --> 00:05:20,737 - ♪ Manchild ♪ - [laughing] 98 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,365 ♪ Why you always come a-running to me? ♪ 99 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,449 [vocalizing] 100 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:28,119 [Carpenter] ♪ It's my life ♪ 101 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:33,083 ♪ Won't you let an innocent woman be? Oh ♪ 102 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,169 [singers] ♪ And I like my boys Playing hard to get ♪ 103 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,755 ♪ And I like my men all incompetent ♪ 104 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,549 [laughs] 105 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,553 [clucking] 106 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,514 ♪ Amen, hey, men ♪ 107 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,516 - [shrieks] - [audience laughs] 108 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:56,398 - [clucking] - [audience cheering] 109 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,694 - Great talent! - Whoo-hoo! 110 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,196 - Love it! More! More! - [chuckles] Yes, it's great. 111 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:06,157 Wow, what an exciting opening, Uncle Kermit. 112 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:09,244 Great job, Chickens. Again, I'm sorry about the fan. 113 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,954 - [grunting] - [Sam] I'm mortified. 114 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,623 - Scooter. Come here, come here, come here. - Uh. Yeah. 115 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,208 Why is it so crowded back here? 116 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,711 Well, uh, these are all the acts in the show, boss. 117 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,380 What? Are you sure I approved all of that? 118 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:21,464 And more. 119 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:22,632 [whistle blows] 120 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,594 [Muppet 1] Let's go already. We gotta get on stage. 121 00:06:25,677 --> 00:06:27,804 Remember how excited everyone was to be on our first show back? 122 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,765 And you kept telling them that their acts sounded fun. 123 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:33,935 [scoffs] Scooter, everybody knows that "that sounds fun" 124 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:36,229 is just a polite way of saying no. 125 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,064 Yeah, that feels pretty indirect, boss. 126 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,983 - Hmm. - You know, this could be a problem. 127 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,695 Okay. Well, the next person who talks to me is definitely getting cut. 128 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,906 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, Kermie. 129 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:47,324 [audience laughs] 130 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,575 [humming] 131 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:50,660 - Excuse moi, talent walking. - Hmm? 132 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,287 [gasps] Oh. Oh, where's the talent? 133 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,457 - Me. Me. I'm the t... [sighs] - Who? [grunts] 134 00:06:56,207 --> 00:07:00,211 Oh, Kermit. Isn't it wonderful being back in the theater again, 135 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:02,839 giving the people what they truly want? 136 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,091 Moi. [chuckles] 137 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,676 - [sighs] - Good luck. 138 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,219 Scooter? [stutters] 139 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:13,850 Yeah. Um, Piggy, uh, you know... [chuckles] ...the show is, uh, it's running kinda long, 140 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,978 and, uh, you know, it looks like you're doing two acts. 141 00:07:17,062 --> 00:07:19,397 Exactly. Now about the musical number, 142 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:23,276 when I emerge from the giant seashell dressed as Aphrodite, 143 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,738 let's make sure our 300 dancing Spartans know to exit the Trojan horse 144 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:32,869 precisely on my [singsongy] high B flat. 145 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,705 Right. Uh, just thinking out loud here, 146 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:40,418 but, uh, you think maybe all that historical accuracy might upstage you? 147 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,879 [laughing] No. 148 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,340 [audience laughs] 149 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:46,549 - Kermit. Kermit. - [sighs] 150 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,885 I couldn't help but overhear because I was spying on you guys. 151 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:51,137 If you need, I can help you trim some of the show. 152 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,390 Oh, really? Uh, thanks. What were you thinking? 153 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,183 How about a little off the top? 154 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:57,519 - Ah? - [chuckles] 155 00:07:57,602 --> 00:08:00,647 I don't know if prop comedy is gonna help us right now, Fozzie. 156 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:04,317 Oh. Guess I'll have to put on my thinking cap then. 157 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,985 Hmm? [gasps] 158 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,530 - Ah? Like it? Huh? Huh? Huh? - Uh, you know, sure. 159 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:11,074 If it can help you think of how to cut some acts from the show. 160 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,827 You got it, pal. Got an idea already. 161 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:14,911 Oh. 162 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,497 Hey, Seth Rogen. 163 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,916 Oh, hey, Fozzie. This is incredible. 164 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:22,210 It's always been a dream of mine to be here. [chuckles] 165 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,671 Ooh. Got any other dreams? 166 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:26,715 Uh-oh. What does that mean? 167 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,842 [sighs] You're cut. 168 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,094 What? Cut? I'm the executive producer. 169 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,055 Then you can let yourself know we're going in a different direction. 170 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,933 [audience laughs] 171 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,101 [audience applauding] 172 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:42,897 Our next act is the world's most fearless daredevil/performance artist, 173 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:47,610 who's been shocking audiences and insurance companies for years. 174 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,946 Let's hear it for The Great Gonzo. 175 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,365 - [audience cheers] - [trumpets blare] 176 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,993 Thank you. Thank you so much. 177 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,246 Behold, it is I, The Great Gonzo. 178 00:08:58,329 --> 00:09:02,000 And tonight I will attempt this deadly obstacle course 179 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,419 on self-driving roller skates. 180 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:07,589 All the while reciting every Academy Award winner 181 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:11,134 in the category of Best Supporting Actress. 182 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,178 [♪ "O Fortuna" playing] 183 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:17,223 [laughs] Whoo-hoo. Ignite the rings. 184 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,645 Release the blades. [laughs] 185 00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:26,441 And it starts right now. 186 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,611 Goldie Hawn, Lupita Nyong'o, Shelly Winters. 187 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,362 [bangs, clatters] 188 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,031 [audience gasps] 189 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,949 Whoo. That was painful. 190 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,409 For him or for us? 191 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:40,080 - Both. [laughs] - [laughs] 192 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,792 [announcer] And now, "Pigs in Wigs." 193 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:48,379 [♪ classical music playing] 194 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:58,389 Duchess Piggerton of County Mayo Upon Sandwich. 195 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,849 [audience laughs] 196 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:07,190 Lord Scrappleton and... his plus one. 197 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,858 What? [grumbles] 198 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:09,943 Darling. 199 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:15,573 [sighs] What a dazzling soiree, mon chéri. 200 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:19,494 Oh. Hello. How are you? Lovely to see you. 201 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,205 She has some nerve showing her face around here. 202 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:27,001 What a chic ensemble. Love whatever that is. 203 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,796 Apparently the dress code was optional tonight. 204 00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:33,466 [laughs] Darling, you're so devilish. 205 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,634 - [laughs] - [laughs] 206 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:40,473 Say, could you be a dear and fetch us a beverage? Pretty please? 207 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:44,936 Oh. Of course, my crumpet. I'll be right back. 208 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,772 - [chuckles] - Mmm. [chuckles] 209 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:57,115 Oh, lover. The coast is clear. 210 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:58,491 - Psst, Piggy. - Hmm? 211 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:01,327 I forgot to tell you, we had to recast your lover. 212 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,872 W-What? Wi-With who? 213 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,707 Hola. 214 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,960 You've gotta be kidding me. 215 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,879 Hey, I'm just as confused as you are, okay? 216 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,631 [sighs] All right. Let's just get on with it. 217 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,466 [clears throat] 218 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,928 Oh, lover. How I've missed your chiseled chin, 219 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:25,560 your luscious, thick head of raven hair, and your big strong arms. 220 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:26,936 You talking to me? 221 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,021 Yep. 222 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,440 There you are, my darling. Uh... 223 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,526 And who are you, kind sir? 224 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:34,694 I don't know. 225 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:38,531 I was back there schmoozing when someone put me in this weird jacket 226 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,158 and threw me on the stage, okay? 227 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,869 Oh, no. I've been caught. 228 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:46,289 And now my public lover and my secret lover, 229 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,541 whomst I am tornt betweenst, 230 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:53,963 must duel to the death because they're so madly in love with moi. 231 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,301 Uh, yes. Uh, about that, I should tell you, I... I've met someone. 232 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,553 What? When? 233 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:03,056 Just now by the carving station. 234 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:06,809 Oh, I know it's only been a few seconds but it's true love. 235 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,395 What is happening here? 236 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:12,148 You heard him, okay. It's love. Good for you, my friend. 237 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:15,818 - Oh, thank you. We're oh, so happy. - [mutters, scoffs] 238 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:20,198 Ugh, forget it. I'm getting out of here while I still have my dignity. 239 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,991 - [sighs] - [audience laughs] 240 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,660 [gasps] 241 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,413 [screams] 242 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,124 [cheering] 243 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,210 Your projectiles, sirs. 244 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,379 Uh, too late. Sketch is over. 245 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:38,007 Actually, why don't you leave 'em. There's a lot more of this show left. 246 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:41,302 - Unfortunately. [laughs] - [laughs] 247 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:46,015 Okay. Feather's glued. Don't hug anyone till it is dry. Next. 248 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,558 Okay, everybody. 249 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:53,606 All of your names are on this run of show in a highly specific order. 250 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:57,193 And as long as I have this list in my hands, 251 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,404 the show will go off without a hitch. 252 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,115 Olympia Dukakis. Mo'Nique. 253 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,200 [crashes] 254 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,412 Feels like you kinda tempted fate with that one. 255 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,539 [audience laughs, applaud] 256 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:10,623 [musical fanfare] 257 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,417 Huh. Okay. Uh, thank you very much. 258 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,587 Now, for our next musical number, let's take it to the streets. 259 00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:20,508 The rat infested streets. Ooh. 260 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,386 [sirens blaring] 261 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,473 [♪ "Blinding Lights" playing] 262 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,851 ♪ I've been tryna call ♪ 263 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,271 - ♪ I've been on my own for long enough ♪ - [rat] Almost got it. 264 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:38,067 ♪ Maybe you can show me how to love Maybe ♪ 265 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,152 Oh. 266 00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,154 ♪ I'm goin' through withdrawals ♪ 267 00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,532 ♪ You don't even have to do too much ♪ 268 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:49,370 ♪ You can turn me on With just a touch, baby ♪ 269 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:54,208 ♪ I look around and Sin City's cold and empty ♪ 270 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,211 - ♪ No one's around to judge me ♪ - [rats] ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 271 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:01,632 ♪ I can't see clearly when you're gone ♪ 272 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:07,638 ♪ I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights ♪ 273 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:11,893 ♪ No, I can't sleep Until I feel your touch ♪ 274 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:18,816 ♪ I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night ♪ 275 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,945 ♪ Oh, when I'm like this You're the one I trust ♪ 276 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,864 [rats] ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 277 00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:29,285 - Ah! - [rats clamoring] 278 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:35,541 ♪ I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights ♪ 279 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:40,129 ♪ No, I can't sleep Until I feel your touch ♪ 280 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,173 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ 281 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:45,176 [grunting, exclaims] 282 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,306 [clamoring] 283 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,768 - Get the bird! Get the bird! - I got the bird. 284 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,269 Did you see... 285 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:03,236 Sorry! On vocal rest, can't talk. On vocal rest. 286 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,488 - Scooter, what is going on here? - Hmm? 287 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,156 Am I on next or what? 288 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:11,285 Oh, uh. Kermit had to cut your number, Miss Piggy. Didn't he tell you? 289 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,996 What? Does it look like he told me? 290 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,417 You think I'm wearing these gladiator sandals for my freaking health? 291 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,128 Uh... Probably not. 292 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:24,507 - [grunts] Kermit! - Whoa! 293 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,760 Yep. Good to be back. 294 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,972 So sorry about the mishap earlier. 295 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,932 [stammers] We're still working out a few kinks. 296 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,309 Oh, that's all right. I love a kink. 297 00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,436 Uh-huh. Hmm. 298 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,313 Well, uh, I just wanted to say 299 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:41,816 we're really honored to have you here with us tonight. 300 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:42,900 Are you kidding me? 301 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,735 - Being here is a dream come true. - Ah. 302 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,863 I mean, I could've been anywhere else in the world tonight. 303 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,990 - I... I turned down a Pulitzer prize... - Mmm. Mmm. 304 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:53,035 ...and getting my face on the new quarter, and a second date with... [whispers] 305 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,413 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 306 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,540 - He's single? - No. 307 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,791 Oh. 308 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,960 But this is the only place I want to be right now. 309 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,587 - And nothing could-- - [knocks on door] 310 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,797 - [Miss Piggy] Open the door, frog! - [gasps] 311 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,132 - Sorr... - [Scooter] She knows, boss! 312 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,300 I think someone's at the door. 313 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,302 - [banging on door] - [grunting] 314 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,679 Uh, ooh, that? [chuckles] 315 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,724 No, no, no, no. That's, uh... That's just an old theater, you know? 316 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,727 - Uh, these pipes can be pretty noisy. - [Miss Piggy] Hi-yah! 317 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,478 [exclaims] 318 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,563 Where is he? 319 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,107 Wow, the door wasn't even locked. 320 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,568 I know you're here, frog. 321 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,861 - [Kermit whimpering] - Miss Piggy? 322 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,906 I'm sure you get this all the time, I actually meant to tell you earlier, 323 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,490 but you're my idol. 324 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,117 - Aw. - Yeah, 325 00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:36,454 I basically, like, modeled my whole look and style after you. 326 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:40,958 Oh, trust me. My attorneys and I have taken notice, and we will be in touch. 327 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:45,838 Aw. And I'll make sure my attorneys respond... to your attorneys. 328 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,340 [Kermit whimpers, groans] 329 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,633 Did you hear that? 330 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,553 Oh, Kermit said the theater is really old and the pipes are a little noisy. 331 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,514 Oh, really? What else did Kermit say? 332 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,975 Did he mention he cut my big number from the show? 333 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,061 What? No. That-That's crazy. 334 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,230 There's no Muppet Show without a Miss Piggy number. 335 00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:03,648 - Exactly. - [Carpenter chuckles] 336 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,358 If only he were around to hear that. 337 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,235 [Kermit, straining] Door's heavy. 338 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:08,694 I am so sorry. 339 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:12,114 You don't deserve to lose one second of screen time. You are an icon. 340 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:15,660 - Oh, stop it. You're too sweet. Go on. - [chuckles] 341 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:20,122 Oh, I mean, I grew up watching you, my parents grew up watching you, 342 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:23,334 - their parents grew up watching... - Okay! Meet-and-greet over. 343 00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:25,169 - [Kermit groaning] - If Kermit ever shows his face, 344 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:29,340 you let him know. I am going to sing in this show! 345 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,719 - [Kermit whimpers] Help me. - Oh, no! That's right. 346 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,846 - [Kermit groaning] - Are you okay? Sorry. 347 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:37,014 I forgot you were down there. 348 00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,475 - Hey, I'm fine, Sabrina. Yeah, I... - [sighs] 349 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,977 It happens a lot more than you'd think. 350 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,687 Uh, Scooter! 351 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,398 You know the drill. Let's get another door in here. 352 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,607 Already on it, boss. 353 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,609 [chuckles] 354 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:51,153 - [snores] - I've actually met Kermit a few times. 355 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,738 He's actually really lovely. 356 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,449 - I mean, I've met a ton of celebrities. - [groaning] 357 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:56,742 A lot of jerks. 358 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,161 - [groaning] - But not Kermit. 359 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:03,624 - Was I a big jerk? - I mean, yes. But not that big. 360 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,501 Mmm? [sighs] 361 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,794 - Oh, I'm Maya by the way. - Mmm? 362 00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,130 [grunts] 363 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:11,549 [kisses] 364 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,759 Mm-hmm. 365 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:24,979 Welcome to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today. 366 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,817 I'm Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and this is my fearless assistant Beaker. 367 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,360 [screams] 368 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,905 Hmm. [clicks tongue] 369 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:38,242 Today we tackle a modern epidemic: distraction. 370 00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:39,619 - [whimpering] - These days, 371 00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:42,204 everything is competing for your eyeballs. 372 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,541 Mobile devices, televisions and the day-to-day terrors 373 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,295 that consume our brains when we aren't looking at the first two. 374 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,173 Well, now you can focus effortlessly 375 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:55,676 thanks to my latest invention, "Focus Pocus." 376 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,471 - [whimpers] - One drop of this serum per eye, 377 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,432 and your attention span will multiply exponentially. 378 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,975 [gasps, meeps] 379 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:05,770 [stammers] Beaker, come back, come back. Sit on the stool. 380 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,147 - Huh? - That's it. Good. Now, 381 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,316 I'm gonna just lower the stool gently. 382 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,069 - [meeping, breathing heavily] - There, there we go. 383 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,321 A little teeny drop. This won't hurt me at all. 384 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,530 [Beaker whimpering] 385 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,866 - There we go. There, there, there. - [whimpering] 386 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:24,497 Oh, dear. That might've been just a teensy bit too strong. 387 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,833 - [mutters] - [whimpering] 388 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,587 - [meeping] - Hmm. 389 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,798 Maybe I neglected to dilute it properly. 390 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,424 Now, let's see. Where did I write that down? 391 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,510 [whimpering, gasps] 392 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,679 [sighs] 393 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:42,765 - [meeping, whimpering] - Oh, this is interesting. 394 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,642 {\an8}This one's marked urgent. 395 00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:45,976 {\an8}Hmm. I'm sure that's fine. 396 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:49,897 [screaming] 397 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:54,235 Oh, Beaker. Beaker. Beaker, stop it. Stop it! 398 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:57,321 - It's so inspiring. - Inspiring. 399 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,949 - I feel alive, you know? - Mm-hmm. 400 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,909 I mean, as a performer... 401 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,831 Maya? Maya? M-Maya! 402 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,374 - [Muppets clamoring] - Scooter, 403 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,418 my mommy's in the audience tonight. 404 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,503 When do I go on? Scooter! Scooter! 405 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,798 - I will be ready as soon as I do my... - [muttering] 406 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,468 - Oh, wow. Like, are you okay, Kermit? - [exclaims] 407 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,928 [stutters] Yeah. 408 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:22,888 'Cause you seem a little wound up. 409 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:26,392 Like, like your chakras are, like, totally out of whack. 410 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:29,478 [grunts] You're right. I guess I am a little stressed. 411 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,188 [chuckles] Thanks for checking in. 412 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:37,319 Oh, for sure. 'Cause you know, like, I can read auras, and yours is, like, bad. 413 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,990 - It is? - Oh, totally. 414 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,242 And we're breathing in... [inhales deeply] 415 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,829 [stammering] Oh, is that what we're doing? Uh... [inhales deeply] 416 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,209 [straining] Janice? Can I breathe out yet? 417 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,629 [exhales sharply] Hmm? Janice? 418 00:20:56,547 --> 00:21:00,384 Oh. Huh. Actually, that did make me feel a bit better. 419 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,595 [chuckles] Almost like things are gonna be okay. 420 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,473 {\an8}This is a Muppet Newsflash. 421 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,934 {\an8}Emmy award-winning comedy icon Maya Rudolph is dead. 422 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,438 Huh? 423 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,609 I saw the light, and there was a river of souls. 424 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,028 And a... a wall of flames. 425 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,655 And I was doing award show patter for a man in red. 426 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:26,911 - That sounds like heaven. Right? - [whimpers, grunts] 427 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:31,248 {\an8}Correction. Emmy award-winning comedy icon Maya Rudolph is alive. 428 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:34,543 {\an8}A thing fell on her and made her be alive again. 429 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,004 {\an8}Stay tuned for more hard-hitting news. 430 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:40,216 {\an8}...Whoopi Goldberg, Anjelica Huston, Cloris Leachman. 431 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,843 Hmm. Show's not half bad. 432 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,595 Yeah, it's all bad. 433 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,223 [laughing] 434 00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:51,310 [♪ "Islands in the Stream" playing] 435 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:58,359 ♪ La, la La, la ♪ 436 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:03,322 ♪ Baby, when I met you There was peace unknown ♪ 437 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:07,952 ♪ I set out to get you With a fine tooth comb ♪ 438 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,663 ♪ I was soft inside ♪ 439 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:15,709 - ♪ There was something going on ♪ - [singers] ♪ Ooh ♪ 440 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,962 ♪ La, la ♪ 441 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:23,843 [both] ♪ You do something to me That I can't explain ♪ 442 00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:27,471 ♪ Hold me closer and I feel no pain ♪ 443 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:30,307 ♪ Every beat of my heart ♪ 444 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:35,437 - ♪ We got something going on ♪ - [singers] ♪ Ooh ♪ 445 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:37,147 ♪ La, la ♪ 446 00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:39,525 ♪ Islands in the stream ♪ 447 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,610 ♪ That is what we are ♪ 448 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:46,532 ♪ No one in between How can we be wrong? ♪ 449 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,285 - ♪ Sail away with me ♪ - [Miss Piggy grunting] 450 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,704 ♪ To another world ♪ 451 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:56,625 - ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪ - You're not gonna cut me from the show. 452 00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:01,046 ♪ From one sailor to another, ah ha ♪ 453 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:02,381 [grunting, panting] 454 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:07,344 ♪ I can't live without you If this boat was gone ♪ 455 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,138 ♪ Everything is nothing ♪ 456 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,724 - ♪ If you've got no one ♪ - [pants, screams] 457 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:17,980 ♪ And you just row in the night Slowly losing sight of the real thing ♪ 458 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,899 ♪ The real thing ♪ 459 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:23,861 - [vocalizes] - [grunts] 460 00:23:25,112 --> 00:23:26,113 [exclaims] 461 00:23:28,782 --> 00:23:33,871 ♪ But that won't happen to us And we've got no doubt ♪ 462 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:38,834 ♪ Now you're in this boat And I am freaking out ♪ 463 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,920 ♪ And the message is clear ♪ 464 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:44,673 ♪ This could be the year For the real thing ♪ 465 00:23:44,757 --> 00:23:47,593 - ♪ The real thing ♪ - ♪ La, la ♪ 466 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,012 - ♪ Islands in the stream ♪ - ♪ In the stream ♪ 467 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,514 - ♪ That is what we are ♪ - ♪ Sail away, sail away ♪ 468 00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,475 ♪ No one in between ♪ 469 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,186 - ♪ How can we be wrong? ♪ - [grunts] 470 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,897 - ♪ Sail away with me ♪ - ♪ Sail away ♪ 471 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,358 ♪ To another world ♪ 472 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:07,196 - ♪ And we rely on each other, ah ha ♪ - ♪ Ah ha ♪ 473 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:13,577 - ♪ From one diva to another, ah ha ♪ - ♪ Ah ha ♪ 474 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:14,662 [audience cheering] 475 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,419 - [muttering] - Oh. 476 00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,504 - Hi. - Hmm? 477 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,798 I just have to say singing a duet with you 478 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,967 - has always been a dream of mine. - Mmm. 479 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:30,386 And now I've done it, and I'm still so young. 480 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:34,890 Yes! Just like me! I'm young. Very. 481 00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:38,644 Look at us, two young ingenues at the top of their game. 482 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:39,979 [laughing] 483 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:43,315 [both laughing] 484 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,650 [sighs] 485 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,529 Well, um... Does this mean we're... we're good then? 486 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,073 You're not gonna try to sue me for stealing your look? 487 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,409 It's called copyright infringement, sweetie. 488 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,995 - And of course not! - [chuckling] Oh. 489 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,872 That's really for the lawyers to decide. 490 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,250 [Muppets clamoring] 491 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,085 [Kermit] I'm trying to do the best I can. 492 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,422 ...one of the acts. We're trying to be fair. 493 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,299 - We're trying to be fair to everybody. - I know. No, I know. 494 00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:11,301 - Okay, everybody, stop! - [gasps] 495 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:15,764 [sighs] There is only time for one more act. 496 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,641 - [Muppets mutter] What? - One more? 497 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,309 - But which one, boss? - Hmm? 498 00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:21,311 How are you gonna choose? 499 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,647 - [audience whispering] - What's taking them so long? 500 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:27,026 [Muppets clamoring] 501 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,449 Look, do you trust me? 502 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:38,912 Well, of course we do, Kermit. I mean, maybe not this guy. 503 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,874 I been burned before. 504 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,129 [sighs] Okay, uh... [stammers] Give me a minute, okay? 505 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,256 - Where you going? Wait... - [Kermit] Yeah. Excuse me. I'm sorry. 506 00:25:49,339 --> 00:25:51,759 - What... What's he gonna do? - Kermit? 507 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:53,802 [audience applauds] 508 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,475 Hey there, folks. Uh, how you all doing so far? 509 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:02,102 Ooh. Um... [chuckles] 510 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:06,273 [stammers] I can't say that the show has gone exactly the way we planned. 511 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:10,360 - Jamie Lee Curtis. Regina King! - [crashes] 512 00:26:10,944 --> 00:26:15,074 Eh, the point is... [stammers] ...maybe we're a little rusty. 513 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:18,786 But, uh, but we promised to do a great show for you 514 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:23,123 and, uh... [stammers] ...I hope that you at least enjoyed some of it. 515 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,130 [stammers] Now we're at the end 516 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:34,259 and you're all probably wondering what the final number is. 517 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,762 I-In fact, I was supposed to come out here 518 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,640 and announce one of the acts waiting backstage. [chuckles] 519 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:47,022 But, um... [clears throat] ...I'm sorry. Uh, I'm not gonna do that. 520 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,566 [murmuring] 521 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,944 - See? Can't trust anyone. - [gasps] 522 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:53,654 Mmm. 523 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,284 ♪ Tonight ♪ 524 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:05,249 ♪ We're gonna have ourselves A real good time ♪ 525 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:11,213 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 526 00:27:13,215 --> 00:27:18,720 ♪ And the world I'll turn it inside out ♪ 527 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:20,097 Yeah. 528 00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:24,101 ♪ I'm floating around in ecstasy ♪ 529 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,561 [Muppets] ♪ So don't-- ♪ 530 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:30,816 ♪ Stop me now Don't stop me ♪ 531 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:33,819 ♪ 'Cause we're having a good time Having a good time ♪ 532 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:37,781 ♪ I'm a shooting star Leaping through the sky like a tiger ♪ 533 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:41,493 - ♪ Defying the laws of gravity, whoo-hoo ♪ - [meeping] 534 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,829 ♪ I'm a racing car passing by ♪ 535 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,956 ♪ Like Lady Godiva ♪ 536 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:52,296 ♪ I'm gonna go, go, go 'Cause I don't wanna stop at all ♪ 537 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:53,839 ♪ Don't stop me Don't stop me ♪ 538 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,299 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 539 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:56,842 ♪ Don't stop me Don't stop me ♪ 540 00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,385 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 541 00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,803 ♪ Don't stop me Don't stop ♪ 542 00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,346 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 543 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:03,015 ♪ Don't stop me Don't stop me ♪ 544 00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,100 ♪ Have a good time Good time ♪ 545 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:10,647 Don't stop, don't stop! 546 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:15,319 ♪ Don't stop me now 'Cause I'm having a good time ♪ 547 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,570 ♪ Don't stop me now ♪ 548 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:22,784 ♪ 'Cause I'm having a good time I don't wanna stop at all ♪ 549 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:26,872 [vocalizes] 550 00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:29,791 - [audience cheering] - [chuckles] 551 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,295 That was great! We did it! Yeah! 552 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,590 If I'm being honest, I'm a little insulted they were gonna cut me 553 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,051 but they kept this armadillo in the tutu in there. 554 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,970 Never even seen that guy. 555 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,348 That guy's not canon. 556 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:47,267 Well, that's about all the time we have. 557 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:48,769 But before we go, 558 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:53,315 let's give a great big thank you to our incredible guest star, Sabrina Carpenter! 559 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,359 - [audience cheering] - Yay! 560 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,443 Thank you, Kermit. [chuckles] 561 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,820 Well, you know, uh, you fit right in with us, Sabrina. 562 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:01,657 - Well, it helps we're the same height. - [chuckles] Good point! 563 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,992 Dianne Wiest! 564 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,120 Oh. Um... [chuckles] Good night, everybody! 565 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,831 {\an8}We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show! 566 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,959 {\an8}[Muppets chattering] 567 00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:15,796 Zoe Saldaña! [yelps] 568 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,895 [audience chattering] 569 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:54,042 Hmm. I got this sharp pain in my left arm. I wonder what that's about. 570 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,420 I'll tell you this much, it's not from clapping. 571 00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:58,714 - [exclaims, laughs] Ow. - [laughs]