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America, welcome back to the much anticipated finale of this
season's The Gentleman's Suitor.
What began 12 weeks ago with 25 eligible
to two. After nearly three months of dates,
Jasper Thompson will finally decide which of these two
amazing women. Vanessa McBride or Alexandra Kinkade.
Will be his forever.
He's about to make the most important decision
of his life,
with America watching,
and we'll get that decision right after this break.
Don't go anywhere.
And, cut! We're back in 60 seconds. 60 seconds people.
Good. Thanks, team.
When possible, slow zoom in on him.
Follow him when you go side to side visiting the contestants.
C Camera. Please get me a clean...
I'm on it. Did you try the other one?
It doesn't pick Vanessa then he's not the brightest
If he picks Alex, then he likes fake because she
has more botulism in her face than a 20 year old canned ham.
And we're back in five, four, three,
two, one.
Nervous?
How could I not be? I'm about to choose my future.
And that's why America and these women love you.
Always so sincere.
But before you get to choosing, let's hear from some of our
favorite Gentleman's Suitor contestants and find out who
they think he's going to choose.
Welcome back, Tanya, Cher and Susan.
The three of us think Jasper should choose Alexandra.
We all know Vanessa can't make him happy.
Well, thank you so much, Tanya.
I'm sure that Jennifer and Evelyn have a little something
to say about that.
Okay. Lights up.
Zip it. Bitch. Um.
I think that Tanya is a hater, and she's mad because
she didn't get picked. Okay.
And I think that Jasper should pick Vanessa.
I mean, Vanessa is witty.
She's authentic.
She's successful.
Don't forget. Gorgeous.
Yes.
Most importantly, she's an amazing friend.
She is.
Thank you so much, ladies, for the insight.
Thank you.
Is it hot in here?
Jasper, are you ready?
Time to decide which of these two amazing women:
Vanessa. Alexandra, you are ready to spend the rest
of your life with.
I choose
Alex.
Wow. The Gentleman Suitor has spoken.
Commiserations, Vanessa.
Alexandra, the million dollar pendant is yours.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Alex,
Will you marry me?
Yes. Yes, yes! A thousand times yes!
I've never loved anyone the way I love you, Alex.
This is the happiest day of my life.
Well, there you have it, America.
The gentleman suitor has picked his forever love,
Alexandra. And the happy couple will be whisked off for an all
expenses paid honeymoon in Venice,
Italy, courtesy of Colette Travel.
And we'll be back next season with another chapter for another
Gentleman's Suitor.
We're out.
So sorry. I'm sorry.
You should have won. It's his loss.
It's his loss.
Let's go. Let's go. Okay.
He was never picking your scrawny ass.
Jasper was always picking someone he could grab on to.
More cushion for the pushin if you catch me.
Maybe get a BBL next time.
Maybe get your wig snatched.
All right, all right.
Now you have fuzzy hair.
You okay?
Not yet.
I think I'm still in shock.
Why didn't he pick me?
Oh. Vanessa. It's his loss.
Yes.
We've already suffered a very public rejection,
and I promise you, it does get easier.
It does.
Okay. I forgot
what a bitch Tanya was!
Oh my Gosh!
Right?
I'm fine. It just sucks sharing all that pain and embarrassment
in front of 10 million people, I don't know.
Actually, I think it was more like 12 million people.
But listen, when I got escorted out week eight,
you know, I think, truth be told,
I realized that I really didn't want to win,
you know? I already had a great husband.
I don't think I need another one,
and I'm pretty sure
that Jasper sensed that.
Girl, the whole world sensed that.
But the point is, there is a reason.
A very good reason that you didn't end up with Jasper.
Plenty of other Jasper's out there.
All we got to do is try something new.
I'm trying something new.
I'm dating a guy who's a little on the, you know, latte side.
But for now, you gotta prepare that mental for all those
opinions that you're going to start getting.
What? That I suck at love?
That I divorced a liar and gave my attention to Jasper,
just for this to happen?
You two are really the only silver lining to
come out of this insane social experiment.
I can't believe we only met three months ago.
I don't think I could do life without you guys anymore.
And we ain't going nowhere.
And tomorrow you're going to be fine. You're going to be great.
Yeah. And here's the thing.
We live in LA, right?
So Reality Stars are like palm trees,
They're everywhere, you know.
And tomorrow, no one will remember your name.
Oh, my God!
You're Vanessa McBride from the gentleman suitor.
Yes, I am.
Um, may I have my...
I can't believe he chose Alexandra.
He would have chosen you if you got your boobs done.
That's why Jasper chose her.
She's actually really lovely,
May I please have my prescription sunglasses?
Yeah. Of course.
I won't charge you for the case.
Thank you.
Tough night? I can't believe Jasper picked the pretty one
over the smart one.
What was he thinking?
How is our favourite member today, Ms. Anderson?
Hi.
It's a pleasure to see you.
Now you know the pleasure is always mine.
Place, my usual?
Absolute.
Great.
Someone at my table?
Mr. Latham arrived first.
He, uh. He brought.
Ah!! Jennifer.
It's okay. Hi. How are you?
I wanted you to win. Like so, so so so bad.
Thank you. So sweet.
You totally went out like an icon.
You left no crumbs.
Thank you so much.
Um. Selfie?
Yes. Of course. Of course.
Thank you.
See you later.
Hey babe.
Hey, baby.
How are you?
Great to see you.
Hi. Hi, I'm Jennifer.
Hey, I'm Ben, Adam's boyfriend.
It's so nice to finally meet you.
I'm actually a huge fan of your art.
I'm sorry. You're Adam's boyfriend.
I told you, I'm fluid, It ethically non-monogamous and
polyamorous.
No, you didn't, because I'm pretty sure I would
remember that. Just like I'm going to
remember this for the rest of my life.
Jennifer, this isn't a big deal.
And you're making a scene.
Oh, I'm making a scene?
You think I'm making a scene?
Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone.
Hi. How are you?
Um, I'm in the midst of learning that the gentleman I've been
dating for a month is a cheater who forgot to inform me that
he's fluid. Non-monogamous.
Oh, and poly. I mean, he's just a regular surf and
turf. Oh, yeah.
Jen...
Ah, never contact me again.
Go, girl.
Oh, I suggest the tuna melt.
It's yummers.
The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
So help me God.
Mrs. McBride. After careful review.
My final decision is that you pay $5600 a
lump sum payment of $450,000.
Your honor, my client needs more than $5600 a month.
Having gambled away he and
Mrs. McBride's entire retirement savings makes the original
request for $10,000 a month egregious.
You are lucky to get what you have.
We're done here.
Taking my house wasn't enough, Barry?
You need to take everything?
I saw your show.
No wonder you lost.
I can't believe he said that to me.
To me?? Poolside at my club.
Okay. If that's his lifestyle, that's your choice, it's okay.
Just give me a choice in the matter.
Could ya? Ooh.
Yeah.
You know, you had no business dating a man
who wore his pants that tight in the first place. And I don't
care what the kids say about ankle cleavage, it's unbecoming.
Now I have to get my plumbing checked.
Ooh
If you catch my drift. All of this has to be checked out.
Yeah.
Look at this. Look at this shirt. Look at this.
Why is it here?
Well, at least he has good taste. At least
That's nice actually...
Should have known, though.
Be my valentine.
Mm.
Trash. Lies.
Jason,
I think it's time for something drastic.
Oh, I already know I'm not gonna like whatever that is.
Ma, have you been getting out, seeing people?
Um. Went to Vanessa's yesterday.
I meant, have you been seeing anyone since the show?
I mean, you're famous now.
You could use it to meet a new man.
Okay, well.
Your mom is fine, all right.
In fact, I'm actually thinking about going on Love Island next.
Or maybe the British dating show where everyone
walks around nude.
Eew! No, Mom. Look, I just want to see you happy.
And it seems like. Well, since dad died,
you're not your best self.
I loved your father very much.
I know that. Things everywhere in LA remind me of dad,
but I keep my life going.
I think he'd want us to move on.
You know, it's been five years.
Has it ever occurred to you that the life that we had with your
father was so special?
It cannot be replicated. We were blessed.
So why should we chase this impossible dream?
Look. I'm good. Just let me be.
Mom. I care about you.
Life with dad was great,
but it can be just as wonderful
again in a different way.
Okay, you know what?
Thank you for the TED talk.
I'm gonna go make something in the kitchen.
Do you want something?
Yeah. Uh.
All right. Listen, listen. Okay.
Let's do the next song together.
Let's do Lil' Kim.
Lil' Kim?
I know all her songs.
Show me.
Okay. Do it, do it, do it.
I know every one of them.
Okay, okay, I'll make it up. Okay. Let me see. Let me see.
Mary, she had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure, sure to go.
Well, you know what's so funny? if there had been a talent part
of the competition for suitors, you would have left all of us
in the dust. If Jasper had seen that,
it would have been over for the rest of us.
You know girls when I went home,
Yeah, I realized that I went on the Gentleman's Suitor,
uh, because I wanted to find love differently.
But nothing changed.
Yeah, we did kind of end up right back where
Yeah.
Oh, gosh. You guys, this is depressing.
Come on, let's do a song. There's three of us.
Oh, I know the perfect one.
Yes. Hold on. Okay, this is good.
And it was Jake's favorite song.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Come on. Okay. Okay, okay.
Alright. Okay.
Oh, it does have a rap? Can I rap?
Yes! Yes.
♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls
♪ Please stick to the rivers and the lakes
♪ I know that you're gonna have it your way
♪ Or nothing at all
♪ But I think you're moving too fast
♪ I seen a rainbow yesterday
♪ But too many storms have come and gone
♪ Leaving a trace of not one God given ray
♪ Is it because my life is ten shades of grey?
♪ I pray all ten fade away.
♪ Seldom praise Him for the sunny days.
♪ And like His promise is true.
♪ Only my faith can undo the many chances I blew
What's the words?
♪ Clear, blue and unconditional skies have
♪ No more lonely cries.
♪ My only bleeding hope is for the folk
♪ an enduring pain.
♪ That keeps them in the pouring rain.
♪ Who's to blame for shooting 'cain into your own vein?
♪ What a shame, you shoot and
♪ aim for someone else's brain.
Ah, I love hanging out with you guys.
Am I crazy or does it feel like we have been friends forever?
It does.
I just wish we could hang out more often?
Yeah. Me too.
We can. What if we move to a completely new city?
We could actually change our lives?
You mean like buy a farm in Montana?
Seattle. I already bought the house.
What? You're serious?
Dead serious. Come on.
Each of us need a new start, right?
Well, we could be like the golden holla back girls.
I'm not kidding. You don't have to put any money in or anything.
My divorces have been very good to me.
And meeting you guys, I had an epiphany.
Well, I do think this show is meant to bring us together.
Yeah. What was your epiphany?
I realized all my other friends were from my exes.
All of them. They were their friends.
Not to call my own. Come on, guys,
let's do this!! It's a new chapter.
It's nice, Jen, but I have a business based here in LA.
Yeah, and ever since Jake got traded,
I have deep roots in the valley.
Vanessa, you're done with all things Barry.
And business hasn't been the same since the show.
And, Evelyn, your son can't badger you from 1200 miles away.
He can't do it. I know we need to do this together.
I'm sorry, Jen, but we can't just uproot our
whole lives because you had an idea.
A lovely one, but still.
This is crazy.
Well, the house is bought and paid for,
and I'm going. And I think you guys should too.
It has been a rough
week. Yeah, Jen was right about Will and this badgering thing.
Like, when did it go from me making sure that there was more
than one food group besides potatoes,
Huhuhuhaaaa...
To him, calling me to make sure that I ate.
You know, I'm like I'm an invalid.
I'm 50. I'm not 90.
It makes you feel any better.
Jen was right about me too.
How so?
Being on the show has really affected my business.
I guess it's more about me.
I check out every time a prospective client only wants to
hear my Gentleman's Suitor stories of woe.
I can't bring my A game.
I feel like a loser.
No, Vanessa, no.
You just. You need a creative recharge,
and that takes time.
I ain't got time.
I was able to tread water for a few months,
but now I'm sinking.
And I have tried every bank in L.A. to get a loan.
No luck.
Between this mortgage and the alimony and my business.
I'm sorry.
Ah, I'll figure it out.
Ah.
If Jen were here, she would have some advice.
Oh, my. Haha.
Yes she would.
Yes she would!
I wish we saw her more than just a group chat.
Yeah. Me too. She's probably in this big,
beautiful house, painting in her studio and
drinking mimosas and watching sunset from her porch.
Wait a minute. What if we could do that?
I mean, not the painting part.
but the rest of it.
You said I needed to recharge.
What if Jen was right?
What if we need to move?
Vanessa, that is not what I meant.
But it's what we need.
I know you're scared.
I'm scared too. But the three of us would be together.
And together we can do anything.
Will is here...
And he's always saying that you need to try new things?
That you should get out and meet new people.
Who would be happier about this move than Will?
Okay.
Let's be very serious.
I'm gonna be very serious. Hold on.
Be serious.
Okay. Call her.
Ah!
Hey. Hi!
Hi, ladies.
Oh, you two are together.
We need you to clear out two rooms.
Why?
What's going on?
Because we're moving in.
Oh, my God, are you serious?
Aha!
Are you really serious?
Yes! Us and all of our stuff are coming to you.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Ladies, ladies. Welcome to the Emerald City.
Well, now it's so fantastic.
This really is an incredible house.
Yeah. And I can't believe it all came together so quickly.
Yeah, it's a sign that this was meant to be.
And that I am always right.
Always?
All right, all right. Fine.
99.9% of the time, I am always right.
All right. And I'm also right about the fact that you guys are
going to love it here.
Oh, my God, the food the restaurants.
Fabulous. Yes. Art, music thriving.
Okay. All right. And you know what I love most?
What?
This is not LA. You can slow down here. You know?
I love that.
So much to show you.
Is he snoring?
Oh I know we all agreed that Jason would be our living
housekeeper, but shouldn't "Senor Snores" over there
be doing something?
Yeah that. Okay. Come here.
A little history here. Okay?
Jason was the manny to my nieces,
and then he came to work with me.
Okay.
He's been in our family, like, you know, forever. Okay,
is he the best housekeeper? Is he? No.
No.
No, he's not. Actually, he's the worst housekeeper,
but he's family. So what can I do?
Nothing I can do.
All right.
Hey family, I can hear you.
I wanted you to.
Does hearing mean helping?
Oh, wow. Wow.
Okay so.
Ladies can we strut now?
We are home.
Home.
Voila.
That is nice.
I think we're finished. Now it's time for a
glass of wine and a Housewives marathon.
Oh, no. No, no. It's time to start the mission.
What mission?
What do you mean what mission? It's the reason we moved here.
Change. Right?
Uh huh
Gentlemen's Suitors. LA. Old chapter.
Right? Seattle. New chapter.
New strategies, Dingalings!
Oh, that reminds me of why you got kicked off the show.
Exactly.
Girl, you took Jasper on a naked body painting date because you
thought he needed to try something different.
He should have.
Jennifer. The man's father is a Baptist preacher.
And you wanted him to paint his.
Big old balls.
One red and one blue.
Yeah. What was that?
I don't know.
I don't know the man voted.
Haha. You would say that.
I think we need to kick start this thing.
It's time to go on dates.
It is time.
We're ready.
Just talking about it reminds me that we're right
back where we started
romantically single, with zero prospects.
And in our 50s. It's daunting!
I'm not going to lie. Sometimes it's hard for me to feel sexy
and desirable.
Well, I feel sexy and
desirable enough for all of us.
We know.
The whole world knows that.
I beg your pardon? What are you trying to say?
Am I like a thot or something? You said I'm a thot?
No one says that anymore.
Again with the silence.
But, ladies, the solutions to all your problems.
Is the dating app.
Jason, what do you know about dating apps?
Oh. Enough to know that I have 37 matches since we got here.
And I think that's pretty good considering I've been
Jason, I've never even been on a dating app.
I downloaded one, but I never made a profile.
No, I don't need no app to meet a man. No!
No, but that's because you've never been single in a
new city. Phones out.
Oh, okay.
All right.
You know, I never knew Jason was such a taskmaster.
Those profiles were a lot of work,
and he barely even approved any of mine.
Well, that's because you said you were easygoing.
Because I am.
In what world?
Oh. I'm sorry. Excuse me.
- Miss-I-love-long-walks-on-the - beach.
It works in the Pina Colada song.
Mm. Okay.
Can one of you please tell me how Jason knows.
So much about camera angles?
Dick pics.
Actually. Please don't.
It's true. It's true.
Hey, ladies, let me ask you something. What are we looking
for in a relationship?
Oh...
I mean, obviously we all dated the same man on the show.
Right?
Mm. But what about now?
I don't think I'm really up for it. Now.
But, um, if I were to go on a date,
I'd want him to be like Jake.
I'm capable, loving, intelligent, athletic.
I want a gentleman.
Someone who's charming and handsome,
successful, but a little bit wounded.
Oh, yeah, I do. I like knowing that he needs me.
It also makes him work a little harder in the bedroom.
Oh my gosh. See, this is why I pray for you every night.
Oh my God. Really? You pray for me?
Morning ladies.
Girl. Get the cobwebs out, okay?
You're gonna have to sin to be saved.
I am looking for wealthy, full stop.
Love is no longer a requirement.
Everyone deserves true love and romance.
You say this is a new chapter.
This is me being new.
Well, are you lioness is ready to go on the prowl this week.
I bet we'll hear some pinging soon.
Oh, no, no, no, you guys go on a few dates and
if it works out, then maybe I'll try later.
So who's picking up groceries tomorrow?
Not it.
Wait, you guys, I thought we left this stupid
game back at the suitor suite.
We did not. And you lost.
You lost.
Grocery duty for you.
Loser.
Uh oh. No ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
Looks like it's time for our new adventure to begin.
Ready?
Set.
You go.
Oh...
I think I know him.
Look at this guy!
Okay, let's go over the plan one more time.
Do we have to?
Three dates, half an hour each.
First date starts at 5:30.
We then have 15 minutes to debrief before the next three
start at 7:15. We're done at 8:45.
Home in our pajamas by nine.
No kissing.
Okay. Your Type-A personality is impressive and scary.
Thank you.
Oh, our dates are coming.
Remember, the point is. Have fun.
Okay, good.
♪ Oye Maria cierra esa puerta.
♪ El gato se metio en la puerta.
♪ Con tu falda roja al viento...
♪ y el barrio entero esta atento.
♪ Dale, dale que suene el tambor.
♪ El ritmo no para hasta el sol.
♪ El vecino con un zapato y medio vino.
♪ Tito deja ese gallo.
♪ No cantar mejor Q un caballo.
♪ Pero si te pongo a bailar.
♪ Hasta el Ferrol. Se ven condylar.
♪ Dale, Dale que suene el tambor.
♪ El ritmo no para hasta el sol Mira Como gira la plaza.
♪ Con las manos en la cintura y gracia.
Hey. Good morning, sis.
Good morning.
Ooh.
No offense, girl, but you look tired.
You've been ducking more men in bars.
Ha ha. Ha. No. I am still committed to the cause.
I just. I just feel like I've been on more dates than there
are days of the week. And I've only had sex with one guy,
and it still threw off my entire sleep schedule.
Damn you and these apps, Jason.
Oh, I'm not sure it's our fault.
And how were you so awake right now?
Well, because I've been more selective than you, so my
schedule is less hectic.
What you trying to say, sis? What you're trying
to say something.
It's just hard finding someone who is considerate and
communicative and most importantly,
loaded. What are those?
They're young. Take the leap.
Tell it to my body. I feel like there's a furnace inside me.
Running hot and cold at every hour.
I was wondering what the thermostat was at 62.
Hmm. Uh uh. Uh uh.
Oh, it sounds like
someone's having hot flashes.
No no no no no, please do not say
the M word to me.
Honey. Getting to menopause is the cycle of life,
you know? I don't get hot flashes,
but I do red light special on old girl.
So she's good. We all have our burdens.
Oh, well. Not me.
Good morning.
Good morning!
Oh, I have news.
Oh.
Well, I'm finally ready to relaunch my business.
Now, I don't have enough money for a real office space,
but I'm ready to get VC
Design Seattle is ready to get off the ground.
Yeah.
Wait a minute. Hold on. Vc, what happened to VM?
I know my Vanessa McBride chapter is over.
I'm going back to my maiden name.
Vanessa Carlyle is here to stay.
I just need to redesign my website.
Oh. Oh, no.
Who's that? Who's that?
Evelyn.
I'll call him back.
Why are you ignoring your son's calls?
You are far away. He has a good reason to check on you.
Well, he has managed to keep up the interrogation tactics
despite the distance, so I will call him back.
Ev, you're coming with me to yoga?
Right after I do this gallery thing.
Wait, what? Why?
Because of Vanessa's busy redesigning her website,
and she can't come with me, right?
Okay, well, hold on.
I am a Midwesterner, and Midwesterners don't do yoga
Today they do.
They do. They do.
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
Oh, no. It's all yours.
You're working on a business?
Kind of. I'm an interior designer.
I used to be in LA, but now I'm starting up here.
Oh, I'm an architect of one of Seattle's best interior design
firms.
Is that right?
Yes.
Hamilton?
Good guess.
Voted best Pacific northwest interior design firm.
Seven years running.
Not a guess. What's your name?
I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.
Daniel Lee.
Vanessa.
Vanessa Carlyle.
Well, it's nice to meet you, Vanessa Carlyle. I'm sure we'll
run into each other again soon.
We are competitors, after all.
We would love to showcase some of your work
I wrote my undergraduate thesis on the social impact of
your "Represent Me" series.
Wow. Thank you. I'm honored.
I have a few pieces that I'm working on,
and I'll let you know when they're ready.
Okay.
But thank you so much for your time.
I really appreciate it, Clara.
No. Thank you. And please take a look around.
I like that. Thank you.
Thank you.
You know, I couldn't help but overhear that you're an artist.
I'm Nathan. Nathan smith.
Hi, I'm Jennifer Robinson.
Nice to meet you.
It's a pleasure. You know, I'm considering buying this
piece. What do you think about it?
Mm. Modern impressionism, heavier brushstrokes,
wider color palette and subject matter.
It kind of reminds me of Errol Allen.
Without feeling derivative.
Good choice.
Wow. You know, I just wanted it because I liked
the way it made me feel.
And how's that?
Calm, a little curious.
It might be because I'm standing next to you, though. Which
sounds like a line, but I can assure you it isn't.
You're right. It sounds like a line.
Let me take you to dinner. We can talk about art.
I'm considering expanding my collection.
And you are obviously more knowledgeable.
Perhaps the ten course tasting menu at Savor?
Dinner sounds lovely.
Hey, what happened to you?
Yoga, Jennifer.
And that's what you get for trying to be flexible at your
age. Some frozen peas.
Namaste.
Oh, I'll get it.
Well, I'm not gonna get it.
No.
Hello?
Hi. I'm here for Jennifer.
Oh. Come on in.
You have a lovely home.
Thank you.
Thanks.
You are Vanessa.
And you must be Evelyn.
Hi.
I'm sorry. I don't know your name.
And you won't. And how is it you know their names?
Well, they were on national TV.
I'm Nathan, by the way.
Lovely to meet you, Nathan.
What?
Smith.
It's awfully generic.
Nathan. Smith. And what is it you do, Nathan Smith?
Crypto.
Uhuh.
Yeah.
Oh, Nathan. You're here.
Perfect timing.
Jennifer, you look stunning.
Thank you.
These are for you.
For me? They're perfect. They're beautiful. Thank you.
Uh, what app did you two meet on?
We actually met IRL at the gallery.
Yeah. Hey. What's IRL?
I'll tell you later.
Jennifer, you took me to yoga and broke my hooha
and now you're gonna go out and use yours.
Evelyn.
Excuse her. Just her hooha talking.
Where is it you're from, Nathan?
Jason, we really don't have time for you to interrogate the man.
Thank you. Our reservations are at eight.
We don't want to be late.
Okay.
Shall we?
Bye, all.
Bye bye.
Make sure to use protection.
Have fun.
I do not like that man.
What? Looks normal enough.
And he is fine as hell.
Yeah, well. I'm with Jason. There's something about him,
you know. I just can't put my finger on it.
But then again, I can't put my finger on
anything because everything hurts.
Everything. Mm mm.
That white apricot always comes through in the best way.
Okay. Can you really taste that or are you trying to impress me?
Why can't it be both?
Ladies and gentlemen, he's fancy.
You are teasing me.
Just a little bit.
Okay. I like it.
Bring it on. I also like your hair like that.
It's very classy.
Thank you.
So I know you like wine.
What else do you like?
No, no, I. I want to hear about you.
I want to hear about your work. I'll buy everything?
Everything?
Look, I love a strong, independent black
woman. I was very close to my mother.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It's just this void. This hole that can never be filled.
I completely understand.
There's no time limit on grief. You know.
I know you would. You're an artist.
Oh.
Jason.
Ah.
What are you doing wandering
around in the dark at this hour?
And what are you doing up and in the dark?
I need some more ice for my lady parts.
And now you're watching reruns of the Red table
to see Jada spill the tea.
As if. No. It's just I'm trying to find that guy,
Nathan that Jennifer is seeing. Because I know that something's
not right. But there are literally hundreds of Nathan
Smiths. I mean, it's like, what, were there only
ten boy names back in the 90s?
Let me help.
Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Because you young people, you guys are savvy
about this stuff. See, now. I never would
have even thought to put that in.
Wait. Hold on. Are there really that many people who are dating
the same guy that posted online?
Apparently.
Oh.
Oh, this post is about a Nathan Prescott,
but that that's him, right?
It is.
Okay, let's see what actually I1221 has to say about this.
Okay.
Oh, that is not good.
Uh uh.
We can't keep sitting on this information.
You know, she's been seeing him for weeks. She really likes him.
I know, I know, but we have to think about.
What would we say?
What would she say?
What would we say to what she says?
No, no. No.
Mom! Mom!
Hi, Will.
Mom, why haven't you been responding to my calls or text?
Um, because, honey, I've just been so busy,
you know? In fact, I'm.
I'm heading out right now.
I'm going to a yoga class.
Yoga? You don't do yoga?
Well, no, I do now.
And in fact, we're going to have to catch up later.
Okay. So.
Mom, wait.
What? Listen, baby, don't worry about me,
okay? I'm fine. Okay.
Honey, I love you. Bye.
Okay, let's talk about that.
Why are you lying to your kid?
I'm not. Okay. I'm just trying to keep him off my back.
He's turned into one of those helicopter kids who's constantly
checking on me and telling me to get outside and
go breathe fresh air.
Oh, no. Evil offspring.
Girls! Girls! Girls. I can't believe it.
The dates with Nathan just get better and better.
The other night was amazing from start to finish.
I'm a blessing. They called me a blessing and even managed to
kiss me in a way that was both,
I respect you, and I want to ravish you.
This is, oh. We're going to lunch today.
You know what, Jen? Um, I'm sorry to interrupt.
It's just that I was, uh, online,
and I looked up Nathan.
And I hate to tell you this, but,
um, he's. Oh.
The Friendbook post.
I know all about that. He told me about it on our second date.
It's an ex from, like, years ago.
The temporary restraining order against her. Because she's...
Oh, no, sweetheart, you can't really believe that.
I really appreciate both of your concerns.
I do. I got this.
Okay. I'm a big girl.
Did that just happen?
Yeah. Remember when I said we needed to make a plan?
Because I know her, and I know she needs more than
some woman she doesn't know. Making accusations.
Fine. I will find something or someone more concrete.
Okay.
Sounds like a plan.
and would that be before or after the yoga?
Fine. I will go to yoga.
Excuse me.
Twice in one week.
Are you stalking me?
Seattle's smaller than you think.
Working lunch?
Something like that.
And all alone.
And this is your business. Why?
I would think a woman like you wouldn't have trouble dating.
Not that it's any of your business,
but I am more of a quality over quantity kind of girl.
Well, that tracks I had you labeled as a
calculated adventurer?
Mhm. Now we're making up terms to annoy me.
Maybe. How's business?
Yeah it's slow. A handful of clients,
but it's building. I actually just rented a small office in a
co-working space.
It's not my usual LA setup, but.
Well, I told everyone in the design department to step it up
now that you're in town.
Ah, look at you.
Trying to throw me off my game with sarcasm.
That's me genuinely telling you how I feel.
Sounds like someone's trying to get your attention.
Excuse me. I've got to get going.
I got to get back to my lunch.
Well, hopefully we can bump into each other again soon.
Maybe we will.
Okay.
Evelyn. What's wrong?
Oh. Thank goodness. I'm so glad you're here.
What's the emergency? You look fine.
No, I am fine. I'm not the emergency. Jennifer's
the emergency.
Oh my God, where is she?
Oh, maybe I shouldn't have texted emergency. I should have
just said I wanted you here early for dinner.
What is going on?
Well, I did some digging, and...
This dinner is now a ruse to stage an intervention because.
Is right behind you. Hey!
Hello, everyone.
Guys. Hi.
Um. I thought it would be nice for Nathan to
fantastic family dinner.
Oh, let me help you finish up in the kitchen. Evelyn.
Ah. That's okay. Vanessa.
Um, Jason and I got it.
Why doesn't everybody just sit down and get your minds right
for my incredible roasted chicken?
Jason, you grab the veggies and potatoes, I'll get the chicken.
Chicken, chicken, chicken.
I got it.
Wonderful.
This is amazing. Thank you.
How'd you guys know to set a place where Nathan?
That was so sweet?
Well, actually.
Hey, everyone, please meet my brand new friend,
Mariah.
Babe, are you, you okay? What...?
This isn't what you think it is.
Ooh.
You made a promise in therapy. This would never happen again.
Nathan, what was happening here?
Uh, it's not what it looks like.
It's exactly how it looks.
You're not wearing your ring.
You smell of sex, and you have that cheating look.
You're married.
Nathan Douglas Prescott, you have five seconds to get
your ass in the car or we're done.
You're married?
Now!
Got you. Bitch!
Get the hell out of here!
I'm sorry.
Get the hell out of here!
He's married.
His name is Nathan Prescott.
Wow. He completely lied to me the whole time,
and I fell for it.
It could happen to any one of us.
We just wanted to save you more hurt.
Whoa!
Okay, guys, I can't I can't breathe.
Oh, okay. Maybe you should lie back.
Lie back.
My chest is a little tight.
I can hardly swallow. Am I'm having a heart attack?
Okay. I'm calling 9-1-1.
Okay.
Seriously, guys, you can go.
You don't have to stay. I'm fine.
We are not going anywhere.
Stop trying to make us leave.
I'm just so embarrassed that any of this even happened.
I had an initial feeling about Nathan,
but I just dismissed it. Now, look.
Hey, we have your back.
No matter how much detective work it takes.
Okay. And I, for one, feel empowered because we kicked
him out of the house like a boss.
You're giving me too much grace. I don't deserve it.
Nobody deserves grace.
That's not how it works.
We do it because of love.
And that love endures through highs and lows.
And men, especially men.
Please. You made a mistake.
Don't beat yourself up over it.
This friendship went from reality TV to real,
real quick. Now the three of us are forever. We love you.
Love you guys too.
I gonna to get all emotional and stuff.
Well, hello.
Hello, Miss Robinson.
How are you feeling?
Better.
You mind?
No. It's fine.
Inhale and exhale.
Excellent. Um, are you okay with me discussing
Your results with everyone present?
Yeah. No. That's fine. I'm gonna tell them anyway.
Okay. Your blood work is all normal.
It appears as though what you experience was a panic attack.
That's good, that's good. You didn't have a heart attack.
And I'm mortified.
We see this all the time.
Your friends did the right thing bringing you here. Better safe
than sorry. And we will get you out of here as soon as this IV
bag is empty. You were pretty dehydrated.
Well, she does a lot of yoga.
I've always wanted to try it.
Oh.
Yeah. It's very good for your overall health.
Oh. Uh, well, you should maybe come to Mariner Yoga.
Yeah, because that's where we all go.
And, uh. Yeah, they give you a 30 day free trial.
Mm. Nice. Nice. You rest up.
Thank you. Doctor.
All right.
That man is Beautiful, right?
It's not just my imagination.
No, that's not your imagination.
And are you sure he should be a doctor? Because you're supposed
to be lowering my blood pressure,
not raising it.
Anything you'd like to add, Miss Jennifer?
He alright, he's handsome. He's neat.
Okay. He fine as Hell. right.
Okay.
Ooh. The majesty of the cuts. Yes.
Did you see him? Bang bang bang!
She's back.
Apologies for keeping you waiting.
As I said on the phone, I saw your website.
We're looking for an interior designer for our homes in
Seattle and Martha's Vineyard.
I wanted to see if you could be a good fit for us.
Mr. Talbert, I hope I'm the perfect fit.
May I ask who we is?
We is myself and my new wife.
I'm a widower who never thought I'd fall in love again.
And then Tara came into my life.
I want the spaces that were once Michelle and mine to now feel
like hers too. Please know that cost is not an issue.
We're going to go with whatever proposal best
aligns with our vision.
How about I ask you some questions now and then I can
draw up a proposal for your properties as soon as you send
me the specs.
That sounds good. Miss Carlisle,
by the way, Tara was really rooting for you on
The Gentleman's Suitor.
Oh.
Lovely.
Hi.
You moved up the restorative class this week?
No. Come on, let's walk to class together.
Okay.
This isn't Linda's class.
No. You're doing teacher training with me.
No. I'm not.
It's right here.
You're all paid up. And look, there's even a note.
Vanessa and Jennifer say, enjoy.
That's nice.
Oh gosh.
Those meddlers
Hey, listen, Paula.
Uh, I suck at yoga.
I mean, you've seen it with your own eyes.
I should be nobody's teacher.
Teacher training isn't for the perfect Yogi.
It's for everyone. Come on.
You're gonna love it.
Okay. All right.
So good. No good.
Oh, Puzzles.
I read in Essence that can be very zen and
help reduce stress.
Girl, what are you doing?
Why are you flashing the Swiss chard?
Girl? I thought my mother was 100 when she went through
menopause. Why is my body doing this to me?
I'm in my 40s, recently.
Oh, Evelyn texted me.
She was pretty upset that we signed her up for that yoga
training teaching class and didn't tell her.
Please get over it.
Jason told me she was going 3 or 4 times a week.
She needs more in her life than The Real Housewives of Atlanta
and Prosecco. Besides, she likes telling
people what to do.
She does, don't she?
Wonder if there any cute guys in her class?
Girl, I'm off dating, not sex.
And if you don't use it, you will lose it.
And speaking of sex.
How's your sex life going?
Mmm. Ain't nothing to talk about.
Haven't you been dating?
Well, first dates, yes, but I can't seem to make
myself get to the second.
Are you suffering from what the experts call first date slump?
What experts?
Well, me.
Look, here's the rundown, okay?
I'm looking for a man who has no major vices,
who treats me well and is rich.
I know almost impossible to find.
Hence only first dates.
Are you serious?
Look at you. You have anybody you want? Okay?
Sound like, Daniel.
Who is Daniel?
Oh, he is this smug architect from Hamilton who keeps sharing
his opinion on my work.
And mean it like somebody cares.
Sounds like you kind of care.
I don't.
You don't.
I don't.
Are you sure?
I am sure.
Ladies and gentlemen, she doesn't care.
That's right.
All righty then.
Yeah, I get it. So, are we forgiven?
Yes.
Good.
I suppose you only did it because you loved me.
Yes.
Right girl.
Well, maybe you'll meet a man in your class.
Ooh. Oh, you missed Vanessa
Blushing about some guy named Daniel.
Jennifer said she's giving up on love and only having sex.
Traitor.
Wait a minute. You can't give up on love.
True love is what made my relationship with.
Jake so special.
Yeah.
Evelyn, not everyone is lucky enough to have your love story.
Stop judging everyone by it.
I am so sorry. I don't even know why I said that.
Is that how I come across?
Sometimes.
But we know you're just sharing your experience. You're not
trying to make anybody feel bad.
You know what? It's time for margaritas.
Con sal. Who's buying?
Your nose.
Oh.
Oh, darn.
Finally.
She got it
So then I held an eight minute plank today in front of the
students and the supervisor, and she was like,
well, dang, girl, maybe yoga is your thing.
Okay,
I think so.
Wait a minute. Hold up. I think I got it, I got this.
Tallywacker. That's not a word.
It is. It's the British name for
We know.
Girl. Is that all you ever think about?
Well, since Nathan.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll get it. It's late.
One. Two. Three. That's 28 points.
What? One. Two. Three.
Yes, 28 points. Who? What?
Hi, sweetheart. You have no idea how much I missed you.
Oh.
Mhm. Mhm. Mhm.
Under the lights with all the pressure and knowing that
millions of people around the world were watching us.
I went with who the producers wanted me to choose and not my
heart. I never loved Alex in the way I love you.
You broke my heart that night.
I know, and I'm so sorry.
I've regretted it since the day I proposed.
So now you expect for her to come running back after all you
put her through? Well, uh.
No. Without the spotlight of the reality show,
we can get to know each other better and take things slower
until we're ready to commit.
It is good to see you again.
Okay. Oh, wow. Look at the time.
Ooh. What time is it? 7:13.
You know what? I think we all need to sleep on this.
He just got here.
Oh, yeah. I just need to catch some sleep. Ooh. I'm exhausted.
What time is it?
Whoa. It's 7:13. PM.
What?
It's late. I mean, I'm exhausted.
I don't know how I'm gonna get up in the morning.
Mhm.
I go to bed late. It's just.
Yeah.
Oh. Ah.
Hey. I poured you a cup.
Oh thank you.
Mhm.
How's your sleep? Thinking we'll see him again?
Vanessa.
This man made you an afterthought on national TV.
I mean, everywhere you went, there was a pity party.
We moved here. Are you really thinking about
getting back together with him?
I mean, how can he be trusted?
Evelyn. I married my high school sweetheart.
Just like you did. Good years and bad years.
Mostly bad. It wasn't like you and Jake and I didn't have the
benefit of an ex with money.
I had to give Barry $450,000 from the sale of a house that I
paid for, just so I wouldn't have to pay alimony for the rest
of my life. And I am trying to resurrect a business that I
unknowingly damaged by competing for a love I didn't get.
You two are always saying how smart and capable I am,
but my love track record is embarrassing and I'm tired of
being wrong. My eyes
are wide open this time.
Jasper is a safe choice.
He checks all the boxes and he says he wants to be with me.
Isn't that enough?
I hear you, love.
I hear you, too. But have we forgotten that he rejected every
single one of us?
You are letting your past scare you away from finding real love.
And he ain't it.
Jennifer. Chill.
No. No Eve.
I just can't stand by and watch you get hurt again.
I can't do it.
Okay, Evelyn, time to leave the nest.
I'll be right behind you.
I'm so nervous.
You got this.
Hi.
Hey.
I haven't seen you here before.
Well, as a physician who offers Eastern and Western medicine,
the eastern philosophy emphasizes a holistic approach
to well-being, and yoga embodies this philosophy by promoting
physical, mental, and emotional balance.
Really?
Uh, no. No, no. Yeah.
You busted me. I remembered you mentioning the studio when you
came into urgent care.
You know, I'm thinking maybe I'd run into you and your friends,
you know, taking a class.
My friends?
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.
Please accept my apologies for completely overstepping with my
comments about your dating life and your job.
I brought you this coffee as penance.
With this, I accept.
You remembered my order?
Of course I did.
Ah you know, I also looked you up after we met.
Did you now.
RISD Yale School of Architecture.
You worked your way up in New York and then came back home to
Seattle. It's very impressive.
Thank you.
What made you leave the big city?
Well, my ex and I love New York,
but when we had Daniella, she went back to work as a
travel photographer, and I realized I could not do
this on my own. So we relocated here.
So my family could help out.
You're even more impressive than I originally thought.
I'm nothing compared to a national star.
Look, I'll confess, I never even saw the show until
I looked you up. I mean.
That was really.
Brave putting yourself out like that.
I don't know about that.
I lost. I think I have PTSD from the whole thing.
Trust for me is...Anyway.
I do not want to keep you from your important architect things.
My very important architect.
Things can wait. Now, what were you working on before
I interrupted you?
Just a potential proposal for a client.
This wife really loved me from the show. But the last few
clients I got this way, it just went south.
You want me to have a look?
I don't see how another pair of eyes could hurt.
Maybe.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, you know, you guys don't need to come checking on me
every 30 minutes. One of you just happen to waltz in.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
I don't know what you're talking about. I want to see your new
stuff. These are all your old pieces.
Every artist go through periods where they're uninspired.
Some of those last longer than others.
Kind of like writer's block. They get it.
Consider it my blue period.
Like Picasso.
I'm pretty sure that's not what that means.
How long has this one been happening?
Mm. Since I started dating my second husband.
Jennifer.
It's not that big of a deal.
Okay. Inspiration is delicate, and it definitely needs a
judgment free zone.
Well, I'm not trying to judge you.
I just want you to be doing what you love.
I know. I'm sorry. I have such a need to take care
Of my friends and not always myself.
And I know you guys are going through some serious
stuff right now. And I was hoping that if
you guys found happiness.
And I just had a little bit of distance from that.
Oh, that Nathan fiasco.
I was thinking, I don't know, maybe my mojo
might come back.
You think he was the problem?
All men are the problem.
LA ones. The Seattle ones.
All the ones. I clearly need to be alone.
Like a monk or nun.
Oh, you don't have the discipline for either of those
callings. And I don't think that men are the issue.
Okay. Do not say it's me.
It's you.
Really?
You are beautiful, hilarious, talented.
And way too damn trusting.
What?
You are so open to love that it blinds you to the warning signs.
You drive right past all the pink flags and
right off the cliff.
Well, I tried taking it slow with Nathan.
You did.
Yeah.
But you had to put on blinders to be with him.
If you start trusting yourself, those warning bells will
ring so loud, you'll hear them.
I think it was Langston Hughes that said,
if you can't trust yourself, how the hell are you
gonna trust somebody else?
Girl, that was RuPaul.
But I get your point.
I do get it.
Hey, Vanessa.
What?
Thank you.
Any time.
The whole thing was surreal.
Not that I knew what to expect when they picked me.
Yeah, it almost feels like a dream now.
Like it never really happened.
But it did. We were all anyone could talk about for two weeks.
I know.
I think about how fast we fell for each other,
how we'd spend hours together on our dates,
talking about our future, all the stuff that ended up on
the editing room floor.
It's Jasper.
Oh, and he's with Vanessa.
Oh, okay. Can we get a selfie?
Um.
Hand me your phone. I'll get a good one of all of us.
So, are you happy living in Seattle?
Have you ever considered moving back to LA?
I do love it here, but I'm still getting to know
the place. Seattle Magazine says this is the best ice cream in
the city. What are you gonna get?
I don't know. What's your most popular flavor?
Um hm..
What do most people order?
You don't have a favorite? I'll have berry blast on a waffle
cone, please.
Dang. Is that right?
Hey.
Hey!
Let's get out of here. Come on.
Let's go see about this fresh air.
My kid keeps telling me about.
All right.
All right,
all right. Get out the box.
Yes. Yes, yes. Come on.
Okay, I'm out the box.
Yes.
I'm out.
After all that, you chose vanilla.
Sweetheart, we could have picked a more romantic
setting than a parking lot.
I know. I just didn't want any more Gentleman Suitor fans to be
bothering us.
Well. Enjoy it. The fame won't last much longer.
One day we can tell all our friends we had
the ultimate meet cute in front of 14.2 million people.
Jasper, why did you submit your tape for the show?
I wanted to find a soulmate.
I never really wanted to use the dating apps.
I thought it would be a guaranteed way to find someone
to spend my life with.
The show did all the legwork.
Finding amazing women.
And it worked.
It never really bothered you that we were in a fake
environment, and that we were just cast to create drama and
conflict.
I grew up in a small town.
It took me forever to get rid of my accent.
Folks on TV were like superheroes.
Sure, the bigger the audience, the more I enjoyed being the
suitor. As long as I found someone like you.
And I even registered Vanessa and Jasper dot com.
Might as well cash in before next season.
Okay.
I'm not gonna sit here all afternoon.
While you two aren't speaking to each other like children.
I have no interest in talking to the flip flopper known as
Vanessa.
Oh, did I miss the memo where someone bestowed upon you an
honorary doctorate in love advice?
It ain't like you're the mistress of monogamy.
You are?
Okay? Okay. Stop it.
If you guys don't have anything nice to say to each other,
then fine. We'll talk about my favorite subject.
Me.
What is it?
I've had a revelation.
It's occurred to me that I have deliberately ignored
any issue that I had in my marriage with Will.
And I think that I believe that if I pretended that we had this
picture perfect relationship, that it somehow legitimized the
loss that I felt.
And then I locked myself in an ivory tower,
and I tried to convince everyone that there would never be
another man, because to even consider that there would be
somebody else meant that the the man that I have loved and was
married to for 27 years is gone.
You meant what you said about having a revelation?
He cheated on you.
Yeah. So, you know, what did I do?
I dismissed any hint of disagreement,
and I brushed any flaws under the rug,
and I just completely disregarded any challenges or
disappointments which were absolutely a part of our story.
And in doing that, I made him a myth.
And I insisted that Jake did the same,
because I'll be damned if anybody was going to taint the
memory of Jake.
But he doesn't have to be.
He doesn't have to be a fairy tale for me to love him.
You can still honor Jake and your life together without
labeling it.
Yes.
No. Marriage is perfect.
But it was perfect in its own way.
Well.
I see that now. It only took ten weeks of namaste and deep
breathing for me to finally get some clarity on all this s...-!
But that wouldn't have happened without you two making me and
Jason to.
Truce.
I won't say anything about Jasper anymore.
It's your decision.
Even if I don't like it.
Thank you.
Truce Sis. Truce.
You only do it because you love me.
I do.
Yes. Have you talked to Will about any of this yet?
And I have to fix this.
You will?
Yes.
It's gonna be okay, sis.
Yes it will.
Everything is gonna be okay.
It's okay.
Hey. So how is it going with Jasper?
Think he's going to want to move back to L.A.?
I would miss you.
I don't know. We're taking it slow.
What's going on?
Do you think. That you're gonna have a rebound relationship with
the same guy.
Happens on TV?
Hey, have you guys been online?
No. Okay. It's all over the internet.
What what. What is?
It's on socials. It's even in the LA times.
Okay, wait. Hold on, hold on.
Look.
Oh, my god.
He has his own website.
Mhm.
Vanessa and Jasper dot com.
Look at that. Oh my God, they're selling hats.
Mhm.
I wanna buy us three.
What?
Sorry. I messed it up...
I came as soon as I could.
What's the emergency?
Thank you for coming. I've been doing a lot of thinking since
the last time we were together.
Did I ever tell you that I used to run track for 440 and 880?
That was pretty good. Made state finals my senior year.
I never won.
For two years my coach kept telling me switch to relay,
that they could win with me and I never did.
You know why I was scared I didn't trust myself to
make the baton handoff because I'd seen so many teams lose when
they dropped the baton.
And to this day, I still wonder.
You're not that way now.
Yes, I am. I'm still risk averse.
I choose a safe path.
Just like you. You make your decisions based on how others
see you, what the poll number shows. You let Gentleman Suitor
pick the woman that you were going to spend the rest of your
life with, all based on what the audience wanted.
What would get the highest ratings,
like how you pick ice cream.
I can change.
No, I'm gonna change.
I am going to start to take chances.
I don't know where that path is gonna take me.
But I do know I don't want to be anybody's second choice.
And I don't want to be with you.
But I love you.
Of course he drives a Deplorian.
Hey, bro. I don't know if you figured it out,
but this is your cue to exit stage right.
Bye.
♪ If I never feel you in my arms again.
♪ If I never feel your tender kiss again.
♪ If I never hear I love you now and then.
♪ Will I never make love to you Once again.
♪ Please understand
♪ If love end. Then I promise you.
♪ I promise you that.
♪ That I shall never breathe again.
Fantastic proposal. Vanessa.
You brought the essence of the Pacific Northwest
right into our home.
Thank you. Samson, I am so glad that you like it.
I just hope that Tara likes it, too.
Oh, I know she will. And thanks again for being so
accommodating my change of plans coming into the office.
No problem.
Full disclosure, Tara and I are hearing one more
proposal. But I'll be getting back to you by the end of the
week.
Wonderful.
Vanessa.
Daniel, what are you doing here?
Well...
There you are, Daniel.
Let's get this thing going.
All right.
Wow.
It was happening.
The kiss I didn't want.
But I sat there with his hand on my thigh.
Why? Why do I always trust the wrong people?
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
What's happening? What's going on, sis?
This calls for tea. Tea.
What happened? Who did you trust? What?
Okay, who is this knocking at the door
at a time like this?
Hi.
Hi, I'm Daniel.
Oh, um. It's Daniel.
Vanessa, I have to talk to you.
You have to give me a chance to explain, okay?
What you saw was not.
I know exactly what I saw.
I saw you showing up to present your proposal to my potential
client after I shared mine with you.
Very slick.
Samson's a friend of mine.
I referred him to you.
I don't need to steal him.
Not every man is out to get you.
Oh, and who is this handsome gentleman?
Uh. This is Daniel, and, um, we will tell you all
about him in the kitchen.
Okay.
Now's a good time to let those walls down.
Daniel, I owe you an apology.
I'm so used to taking care of everything by myself and getting
screwed over. I'm terrible at accepting help.
And I thought the worst of you. When I really, really like you.
And I didn't mean to say that.
Well, it's too late, I already heard.
It's Samson.
Well answer it.
Hello, Samson. Oh, no no. It's okay.
Well, I'm grateful for the
opportunity. Have a great afternoon.
They're going with me. He showed it to Tara,
and she loved it immediately.
Of course she did.
Congratulations.
You're different.
Really?
Yeah. That little voice inside me was trying to tell me,
and I wouldn't listen.
Well, I would love the opportunity to take my favorite
calculated adventure
out on a date, if you're interested.
Does that answer your question?
Yeah!
Ah. Ah.
Woo hoo! Yes! Woo!
The bitch is back!
Ooh!
Hey, this is Will. You know what to do.
Leave a message.
Hi, Will. Um. It's mom.
You're probably avoiding my calls.
Rightfully so. Uh, listen, sweetheart,
I owe you an apology, so please give me a call back.
All right. Whenever you're ready.
I love you. Bye.
I can confidently say that this is the best first date
I've ever had.
Well, good, cause it ain't over yet.
Oh.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
Dr. Forester. Surprise seeing you here.
Please call me Zach.
Yeah, Evelyn invited me. I'm taking classes with her for a
month or so now.
Really?
Mhm.
I didn't know that.
Looks like we get started.
Okay.
Um. Well. Hello, everyone.
Welcome to my first class as a solo instructor.
Yes.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm Evelyn. Let's begin in lotus position.
For those of you unfamiliar, that's basically just crisscross
applesauce. For those of you who have little ones like me,
well, not so little anymore.
Anyway, let's close our eyes.
Let's imagine a place that's peaceful.
A place where you feel loved.
Deep inhale through the nose.
Yes. And exhale.
Through the mouth.
Make sure to use your diaphragm.
Excellent. Excuse me.
It might be a little easier if you took your hoodie off.
Will!
Hey, Ma.
Hi. Oh my gosh.
Oh, hey.
Hey. Oh! Oh, my gosh, I'm so happy to see you.
What are you doing here?
I just wanted to surprise you.
I'm so happy you did. Okay, okay.
Sit down. Sit down.
Congratulations, Evelyn, on your first class from
everyone at Mariner Yoga.
We are so proud of you.
Namaste.
Bye, doc.
Bye.
Thank you so much, Paula.
And I'm so glad you two are here.
And how did you even know about this?
I mean, you got some great friends, mom.
Yeah, I do.
I'm so happy you're finally moving through it.
That's all I ever wanted for you.
I love you.
I know, and I love you, too. Mm.
What's wrong?
I'm told you have to put money in the machine and pick
something. Well, the new ones that work
telepathically haven't made it to Seattle yet.
Okay, I just want regular water.
You know, nothing smart or zen or offer me life.
How hard can that be, just water.
Let me see.
Would you go on a date with me?
What?
I think you're smart, talented and incredibly
beautiful. And I'd like to take you to dinner.
Can we have a moment, please, Zach?
Yeah. Yeah.
Thank you.
No problem.
He asked me out on a date.
Did you know about this?
No, I just know he joined Evelyn's class.
I was learning algebra when that man was born.
So you don't have a clue how to do it now?
And he probably does.
But I'm not here to convince you to go on a date with Zach.
You not?
No. I just wanted to tell you that a little while ago,
you and I weren't so different.
You're playing it safe in your love life,
too. You just chose richer and changed more.
But, sis, you deserve love and romance just as much as I do.
Whether it's with Doctor Dreamy or somebody else.
You are right.
You too.
Go get him.
I'm sorry. Excuse me. Doctor For...
No, it's Zack right?
Yes, please.
Um, okay.
Zack, I am an artist.
And yes, I can be very stereotypical.
I like to stay up late.
I love vivid colors.
Um. Oh. My hair.
Sometimes I don't comb it for days or shower or bathe for days
at a time. Okay?
I like sugar a lot.
I can be very crass.
I do not apologize for it.
It's who I am. It's what I am.
I'm not going to change.
So you can give me your number if you're still interested.
And, um, I will call you when I'm ready.
Yes, I'm still interested.
And I have no doubt you're worth the wait.
Well, maybe go with the sparkling water.
I'll write the number down and we can do that exchange. Okay?
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
Ooh! Okay. I will admit it.
I was wrong about morning sex.
I told you so. You think that after four months together,
you accept that I'm usually right?
Especially about how sexy you are.
Mm.
This is the healthiest relationship I've ever been in.
I can't believe I said that out loud.
I like that you're inner thoughts safe with me,
and I feel the same way.
Oh. Wow. Your trip looked like you guys had so much fun.
Yeah, it really was. And it was so nice to spend some quality
time with Will. We even did yoga together.
No!
Speaking of which, why haven't you been in.
My 45 and older class?
Because I liked it better when you were bad at yoga and you
would put the frozen peas on your hooha.
Uh huh.
Now you're doing that. Vinyasa flows and that makes me,
like, ache all over.
Mhm.
So I've gone on four dates with that guy who's like a decade
younger than me. I should really try to stay as
flexible as possible.
Oh my gosh. TMI.
Jennifer TMI. No no no no no.
I'm sorry I'm late. My doctor's appointment went long.
No worries.
Can you believe it's been like, six months
since we all moved in together?
Well, you know what's crazy is that it feels like forever and
then no time at all.
I can't believe how much we've been through in
such a short time.
Truly, I feel like I grew a new skin.
Or maybe I just got comfortable in the one I'm in.
Yeah. Oh. I have news, I have a show opening in two weeks.
What?
Yes, at the von Turkovich.
No. What??
Get out of here.
Yes, baby. Do you know what, guys?
It is hard to believe.
That I am a yoga instructor.
Oh, you did that.
And I wouldn't have done it if it hadn't been for you two.
That's not true.
It is true because you guys push me and make me better.
Well, like I keep saying, I'm always right.
Yeah, you do keep saying it.
Well, because I am.
I think we should toast to how far we've come.
Yes.
I may have met the love of my life,
and my business is flourishing.
And I never thought I could have both in this lifetime.
But you two wouldn't let me believe otherwise.
Cheers. Oh, wait wait wait. Oh my gosh.
Omg, you have got to see this.
Let me see.
Look!
Oh. Wow. No! Look at that raggedy ass outfit.
They are meant for each other.
They deserve each other.
Oh, my doctor's calling.
Okay, good. Oh, my God, it's terrible.
They're doing a car wash opening?
Hello?
They're so meant for each other.
Ten bucks says they end up...
I'm sorry. What?
They are over?
What?
That's so tacky.
Okay. Goodbye. Thank you.
What is it?
Okay. What's going on?
Vanessa, what is it?
What is it? Vanessa?
Tell us. Tell us something.
I'm pregnant.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute. Shut the front door.
You're pregnant? Really?
I'm too old.
You're gonna. She's gonna have a baby.
And a baby daddy.
This is crazy.
No, no no, no, it's not crazy if you're happy about it.
Are you happy about it?
I am.
Yeah.
But I'm scared.
Okay, well. That's good.
All feelings are valid.
I'm in therapy. Yeah.
Whatever you need. We're here.
Yes.
Well, you better be, because I don't think that I can
do this without you guys.
You don't have to.
No. Hey, hey. I think we should toast.
Yes. To Gentleman's Suitor.
Why?
Because if it hadn't been for Jasper rejecting all of us,
then we never would have found this beautiful life together.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
A toast to being bad ass women in their 50s
Yes.
And freaking fabulous.
Yes.
Right. Thanks to this move, we can all breathe again.
Mm. Cheers. Cheers.
Cheers. Hey, hey.
Wait a minute. You can't have any of that.
Oh, none for you.
Forgot about that part.
That's your lane. Right here.
There you go. Thanks.
You're welcome.
Cheers.
I'm somebody's mama.
Ah.