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The world is disturbing, noisy, bothersome.
Try the wonderful thrill of closing everything outside.
There, there...
There's silence, peace.
"Window fittings Liguori, close the world outside."
Outside.
Did you know that each year we emit 29 gigatons of CO2 in the atmosphere?
I imagined less.
Using electricity to open and close windows, is a waste of energy.
- isn't that so? - Yes.
But careful, because there's the hand, the simple hand.
As they say, "Our friendly hand",
which can even be used to open and close windows.
See? Like this.
Open and close, open and close by hand.
At the same time we lose some gigacalories.
Where is your home exposed? It's important.
East? West? North? South-west?
- We still have to find one. - In what sense?
- They won't give us a mortgage. - Well...
- People! - Italo.
- Please go outside, please. - Italo, please. Why?
You don't have a home, and are thinking about the windows? Go on!
Energetic efficiency is very important.
We come to work here in the morning,
not to talk about palm oil, gigatons...
Excuse me, excuse me.
I apologize on behalf of "Window fittings Liguori, close the world outside".
May I say that lately you're a bit hard on the customers?
They aren't customers.
- Oh, no? What are they? - Ball-busters.
- We have more important things to do. - Like unloading the truck.
That, too. But look here first.
- What is it? - Eight "likes". All women. Naughty boy.
I had told you to remove me from that group.
Remove me right away!
- They organized a date. - Who gives a darn?
- I said you were going. - Oh, great!
- Remove me right away. - You don't want to go?
No. You must write "He's not going".
Speak on my behalf. "He's not going".
- I mean, "Thanks, but..." - You are really embarrassing me.
Please write on my behalf, "He's not going".
- "He can't". - "He said he can't..."
No. "Thank you"..."
- "Thank you..." - "I can't". As if I'm speaking.
Ok, "I can't".
- So it's sure you're not going? - I'm not going.
Alright, you're not going. Enough.
- I'm not going. - Enough.
- Unload the truck. - I'm going.
Hello to everyone. I am Tommaso.
I came to this city, which isn't mine, to be with my wife.
I even moved my company to be close to her.
It was everything I wanted.
Then, one day eight years ago...
She left.
I found myself in this city...
I like it, but it's not mine.
Without anyone.
Alone...
Excuse me.
That's it, Tommaso, let it all out. Don't keep everything inside.
Well, not completely alone.
Luckily, there's...
There's Vittoria.
- Love, why are you crying? - I got 9 in Latin.
- So they are tears of happiness? - No. I wanted 10. The test was perfect.
- The School of Medicine has no Latin. - I'm not going there anymore.
- No? - No, no, no, no!
- Didn't you watch "Grey's Anatomy"? - I used to, Dad!
- What do you look at now? - "True Detective".
- Therefore... - What do you mean by "therefore"?
You don't listen to me.
- I want to join the police force, Dad. - Alright, but why are you crying?
Sara.
Sara, love, no cleaning up in here?
No. This is my vital space.
I fight against perfection. It endangers the creativity of young people.
My compliments.
What battle should we face regarding the leftover sandwich
in an advanced state of decomposition?
Shall we keep it, or have it analyzed by the crying forensics over here.
Very funny.
Matilde.
Tube.
- Step on it, Tommaso. We're late. - One minute. I can't do everything.
- Where is the contest? - Again? In Sgurgola.
- Sgurgola... Where is that? - In Ciociaria.
Oh, the pork place?
- No, Tommaso, that's Ariccia. - Well... Ariccia, Ciociaria...
There. It should hold!
Go! Let's go! Go, go, go!
Go, go go!!
Elena.
Come on, come on, come on!
- Elena! - What is it?
Do you want to become orphans?
Again?
Dad, you said I could practice from 4 to 8!
Love, in the morning, when we're sleeping and our life is safe.
No, don't pout, and don't leave.
Panda.
A half-breed of an undefined age, female.
And Carmen, our house help. She's a woman, too.
So...
You've surely understood that I was left alone
with four daughters.
Go, go!
Hello.
If you like, I'm still not in menopause.
As if I'd accepted, thank you.
"Liguori, and leave the world outside."
"Liguori, close the world outside".
You've worked for me 80 years, and still haven't learned the slogan?
You've said it so often, that you ended up being alone.
- May I say something with no offense? - No, no.
- You need a woman. - Again? Another one?
Tommaso, excuse me... Forget it.
- Well, at this point say it. - No, no.
- You say, "Tommaso, excuse me..." - But do you like women?
What kind of question is that?
If you call a dog, does his tail wag, or it doesn't?
I don't understand.
If you call a dog, does it wag its tail, or is it dead?
Is wags! It certainly does wag!
You should see how my dog's tail wags! I don't know about other dogs.
Maybe you've become fluid.
Fluid? Aside from the fact, that there's nothing wrong with it,
I am classic, canonical, old-fashioned, mono block... I don't know how to say it.
- It's been a lifetime that I haven't... - What are you doing tonight?
- Resting, after a week of work. - What about some life?
Come with me tonight at Swega Raspa's concert.
- Who is she? - A great Romanian artist.
You've almost convinced me. I get goose bumps just hearing her name.
- I've been following her since 1994. - So it's a habit.
- When she participated at Eurovision... - Yes.
She arrived sixth. You know why?
The usual Eurovision corruption.
- They don't understand shit about music. - There you go.
Tonight there's the only Italian date, that can't be missed.
I'm expecting the Olimpico on up.
In the Vatican. Where can she possibly hold her concert?
Palafreedom, Sutri!
Raise your hands!
Don't raise your hands! They go on the steering wheel!
You really have a bum personality.
Should we die for Swega Rispa? Rospa, Ruspa... Whatever her name is.
Come on! Not tonight.
First of all, tonight Elena and Sara are sleeping at their girlfriends' home.
Matilde is away on a trip.
- What about Vittoria? - At an event. She said she's coming late.
I am home alone.
Big night. Pa-ra-dise!
Better than Swega Ris... Ruspa!
Here we are.
Pandina! Pandina!
Come on! Hop up!
Good girl, good girl.
Sit. We'll watch the hand ball game.
No, you can't do that, or you'll poop everywhere.
No beer.
Goal!
Call number 5323250.
Our girls are here, waiting to cuddle you.
Tap 1 if you want to talk to Melissa,
our sweet and innocent student.
Oh, holy Mary!
Dad?
Dad? Dad!
Elena! Matilde! Everyone...
- Vittoria. - Dad, please cover up.
I am covered up, Vittoria.
What is it?
No. No.
The hand ball game was on, I swear.
It happened to be a great game. The semifinals...
And then...
- Dad... - What is it?
Get a life, please.
Isn't this life?
- Good night. - Good night.
- Shall we go sleep, please? - Shall we go? Yes.
- Thank you. - Good night.
- Go, go. - I'm going.
Pandina!
'Ndina!
Bravo! Bravo, Matilde! Way to go!
Bravo!
She's my... Excuse me.
Go!
Bravo! Way to go! Way to go, Matilde!
Bravo, Matilde! Way to go!
Excuse me, she's my daughter.
- Quite a satisfaction. - Yes.
That man has no social life. He doesn't associate with anyone.
When we leave home, he'll become a homeless.
I can't tell you how I found him the other evening.
- How? - I won't tell you. You're too little.
Anyway, we must find him a woman.
Not necessarily one who loves him, but who'll take care of him.
Vittoria, he is boring.
He only talks about windows. Understand?
I understand.
He's not boring, he's specialized.
He also talks about fittings, handles, double-paned windows,
French windows and just just windows, as you said.
Stop it.
Good work, Matilde! For me, it's 10!
Girls, you didn't see his Facebook.
- Spare us. - He has 9 friends. Nine.
The last post was in 2019.
This one. "Very good morning, coffee".
- I like it. What's wrong with it? - Pathetic.
He doesn't have Instagram, Ticktock or even Tinder.
- So why does he need them? - I won't tell you. You're too little!
- To find a woman. - It's not necessary.
- Who'll ever find this guy a woman? - No, in fact.
Us. We'll find him a woman.
We'll send him to get pizzas tonight.
Why pizzas?
No.
If you hear him coming back, block him.
But don't kill him, Elena. Remember that.
- Found it! - Vittoria, she found the password.
Great Sara! Did you find it? What is it?
Mom's name.
Come on. Go to mail.
So... "Invoice", "invoice"...
- "Invoice"... What a boring man! - Wait. Go farther up.
There. "Pills to extend the vigor of..."
No! No! No!
Let's go on. Just a bit of insecurity.
This one?
- "Bank charity party". - Perfect.
- Answer that he'll go. - Yes.
Go on, hurry.
- Quickly. - Yes.
Done.
- Oh, God, he's back. - He's back. Hurry!
Elena!
Go on, accept!
Hey! What were you doing?
- Nothing. - Us? - Nothing.
Nothing?
- Where were we? - You were in my bedroom.
- No. - Yes.
Yes or no?
- No. - No.
Come on, the pizzas will get cold.
Pandina! Come, come on.
Panda, come on, you, too.
Carmen... Carmen, Carmen, Carmen.
You look radiant this morning. What did you do?
Listen...
I know you usually don't do this,
but I'd like you to stay with the girls tonight.
I received an invitation to a bank party,
and they've cornered me.
Actually, I wouldn't even have gone.
I promise that I'll be back very early.
No.
No... No?
I'll give you a kidney. I have two.
We'll keep it in the freezer, and you'll use it whenever you want.
You'll thank me one day. You'll say, "Thanks for the kidney".
No. I am healthy.
Besides, do I look like a nanny? No.
No, in fact. For that matter, not even a cleaning woman.
Dad, we're grown up. No need for her to stay. Leave her alone.
Come out there. The situation is dramatic.
- Thank you. - No.
No, in fact.
"Radiant"...
- Dad, come out. - Come on, Dad!
Dad, come out, please!
Tommaso, will you come out?
Come on, Dad!
- Come on, move it! - Come out, Tommaso. - Hey!
Finally! I really like this one!
I can't go around wearing this stuff. Come on.
At least you look like you're from this century.
- You think? - Ryan Gosling has one that's identical.
- Really? - Yes.
- This time you don't look like a loser. - Thanks, love.
- I think you're always handsome. - Thank you.
The shirt looks ambitious, but at the same time ordinary.
It seems to say "Here I am", but in an anonymous way.
"Anonymous".
Dad, it'll make you unique.
- "Unique"? - Unique.
Unique.
Ryan... Gosling.
Thank you.
Excuse me. Could you bring us two Old-Fashions?
No, I'm not... It's Ryan Gosling's shirt.
Miss, is everything according to norms here?
My wife doesn't think the emergency exits are according to norms.
- Mario, they surely aren't. - We risk a roundup. Your problem.
- Can you tell me where the bathroom is? - No, I'm not...
It's Ryan Gosling's shirt.
Are we risking jail for a cocktail?
You realize it? This is Italy.
- Excuse me, can you bring the bill? - No, I'm not...
Listen, there are the waiters.
Listen...
Excuse me.
- Excuse me. - No.
Ryan Gosling has a shirt just like yours.
Yes!
- Did you know that? - Yes! In fact, yes.
- Well, not really identical, but... - No. A shirt, yes.
- Where... - Here at the bar.
- Here? - Yes.
- I tried... Here? - Yes, yes.
- I even tried... But didn't... - You want mine?
So you returned at eleven.
Yes... Yes, yes, bored to death.
Bored to death.
- You didn't have fun? - No, love.
- You didn't get drunk? - No.
- Are you sure? - Sure.
Excuse me, what is this? All these questions! Come on!
Don't you have to go to school? Go on, get to school!
Scatter out, go on!
- Shirt. - I'll go.
Stop! There could be fingerprints.
- Tongs. - Tongs.
Tongs?
Tongs, tongs... Tongs.
Tongs.
- Is that lipstick? - Yes.
- That traitor lied to us. - He's not a traitor.
- He's shy, reserved. - Yeah, sure.
Yeah, alright.
They're dancing.
Dad is dancing?
That isn't dancing.
Dad has a girlfriend and didn't tell us?
Don't worry. We'll oblige him to confess.
- Disgusting. - Ok, I've just regretted it.
Please, can you turn it off?
There is no woman!
Girls, don't worry.
I will always be with you. Always, always, always.
I will never leave you! Never, never, never, never.
Oh, no. No, Dad.
You didn't understand. The problem is, you must leave us.
- Yeah! - Hallelujah!
- We saw the reel. - She's very attractive. Almost like you.
Thank you, but I don't know...
- Who is she? - Who?
- What is her name? - What?
- What does she do? - Where?
I really don't know...
I don't know, girls, I swear.
I know nothing about her, not even her name.
I admit that it was wonderful, but it ended there.
Two strangers in the night, without a past, without a future.
Nothing... no strings...
Like two mature people who wisely have chosen
to live "here and now", and that's it.
Like in the movie you saw, "Before Sunrise".
A beautiful film, in fact.
- Dad - What is it, love?
In that movie, Ethan Hawke was 25 years old.
He wasn't taking his last lap around the field.
- Is Dad dying? - No.
- Everyone dies.
If this guy goes on like this, he'll die alone.
Before "this guy" dies, he's going to pay the bill.
Anyway, I'm not seeing that person again.
Get that woman out of your heads.
Don't worry. I have an idea for them to meet again.
What idea?
They rejected my line of credit, but I didn't...
Oh, there. Listen!
I found this email that you sent.
"Line of credit revocation".
There must be a mistake here. I had a line of credit many years ago.
- I've a solid company, I pay everything. - Of course.
It's signed by someone called Capozzi.
- Yes. The room at the end, on the left. - Alright.
Anyway, this is not right because people don't...
- Guarantees are needed for a mortgage. - What guarantees?
- We're not in a Democracy. - Do something! React!
How should I react? It was necessary information.
- You won't see us again here! - Sure. They want a guarantee.
- Don't bring me here again. - This is a dictatorship.
- Capozzi! - Yes?
I'd like to know the reason...
The reason...?
We didn't exchange numbers the other night.
When I received the email from the bank, I got scared to death.
I asked for a line of credit many years ago.
I can't explain it, because I deal with mortgages and not lines of credit.
- So it's strange. - Yes.
- You'll give those two a mortgage? - Are you crazy? Forget it!
- I'd have to sell them window fittings. - So you know them?
The Cerettas? The biggest ball-busters in the history of mankind!
- My gosh! - Everyone knows them.
- So you install window fittings? - Well, actually, I sell them.
I install, I sell... I'm the CEO of a solid company.
Nice! How many employees?
One, but we are expanding. There's great potential.
Oh. Listen, the other evening we didn't introduce ourselves.
- Right. - My name is Lara.
Lara... like Lara Antipova, "Doctor Zhivago".
No, Lara Saint Paul.
Lara Saint Paul.
- "Don't worry if..." - No. - You don't know her?
A showgirl of the Seventies. She's a real...
- She's dead. - I'm sorry.
Speaking of the dead, I am Tommaso.
Come on! You're so silly!
So, window fittings and...
I am alone with four daughters.
Go!
I have a dog.
Oh, a dog. Nice!
A dog, yes.
And that's all?
- Did I say the company is expanding? - Yes.
Expansion, and a dog.
- That's it. And you? - I've a cat.
Animal sounds! I have to go back up.
- May I call you? - Yes, alright.
- Bye. - Bye.
Come on!
- Now you call her. - Who is it?
Sure, I was... Look.
Want to first do a puzzle all together?
I got a 1,784 piece puzzle with the Patagonia mountain chain.
- Puzzles disgust us. - Don't change the subject. Call.
- Call. - Call. - Call, if you want.
Yes, I want.
This is the number. Ready.
Let's tap it.
Eight...
- I'd say fixed rate. - But low installments.
Not more than ten years, because otherwise...
Perfect. She's not answering. I insisted.
- Alright, I'll call back. Puzzle? - No!
- Yes! - Puzzle.
It's re-negotiable, obviously, and can be extinguished at any moment.
- I'd say at zero interest rate. - Yes, zero interest rate.
- We like... - Yes, zero interest rate.
- Zero interest rate? - Yes, yes.
They don't even give me a zero interest rate here!
Ceretta, shall we take a swim in reality or not?
-Not even a zero interest rate? -Doesn't zero interest rate exist anymore?
They don't even give it to her.
- Yes, hello? - Tommaso?
Hi. It's Lara.
Am I disturbing?
No. No, no, not at all.
Oh, great.
And... Listen, is it possible you called me a couple of hours ago?
- I found the call. - Yes, maybe.
- Oh. Are you sure I'm not disturbing? - No.
- Absolutely not. - Oh, good.
- I don't know. Maybe you wanted... - To invite you to dinner.
- If it's alright with you. - Let's figure out when... but yes.
- Alright. - Alright, goodbye.
- Bye, bye. - Bye, bye.
I think I disturbed him.
Say hello to the entire senior citizen home where you are staying.
A blow caused by a pointed, cutting, and sharp weapon.
Here! Ouch! We're ready, Doctor.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me.
A small domestic accident.
- Please, please. - Yes. Go.
You can't catch me!
- You like it? - Very good, particular.
- The place? - Nice...
- Excuse me. - Why?
In a starred restaurant you don't expect children running around the tables.
They are cute.
Are they?
You don't like children?
No, I like them... Do you?
Yes, very much, but you must find the right person to have them with.
See how cute the bread is? It looks like a small crown...
- Yes. - Ouch!
- Does your shoulder hurt? - A small pang.
Why?
I must've done lots of chest workout today... Yes.
Oh, I see.
Maybe it's the rotator cuff. - For years I've...
- Sternocleidomastoid stuff, procerus muscle... - Procerus muscle.
- Yes, it's needed for articulation. - And when you work out...
- It's all connected. - So you go to the gym?
- Yes, whenever I can. - Nice. And then? And then?
Then swimming, bow, arrows, adolescent tragedies and dramas, homework,
braids, bathing suits, dogs pooping, yelling, doors slamming. Carmen hates me.
And then, nothing. Nothing. Gym, dog... and window fittings.
Lots of window fittings. Many.
Yes. And you?
Me, many mortgages. Many, yes. Fixed rates.
Every once in a while I have a thrill with a variable rate!
- Then we said cat. - And you... - Dog.
- How is it? - Fruited, good. Did you taste it?
- No, I meant how is the dog? - Oh, the dog...
- She little, her name is Panda. - Panda.
Yes, she's very cute.
- Is she friendly? - Yes, yes, yes.
She's a little mutt.
- She makes friends right away. - Right away.
So...
if I came to your home this evening, she wouldn't attack me?
Panda? Oh, no! She gets friendly with everyone, and wags her tail.
In fact, I wonder if one day thieves should break in, she...
She'd wag her tail instead of...
being a watch dog.
- Shall we try? - Oh. You meant...
- Yeah. - Yes, let's try.
- Let's try. - Let's try, of course.
Excuse me! Could you bring the bill, please?
Certainly, right away. I'll go pay directly.
Fuck it.
Italo! Sorry about the time. I need a huge favor.
In the name of our age-old friendship...
Hello? Hello?
Darn it!
What does he want?
Italo, please. Don't hang up. In the name of our age-old friendship.
What friendship? You fired me ten times.
Yes, but I always hired you back with a raise.
Because I'm the only jerk who comes to work for you.
Alright. you get a raise this time, too. Tonight I need... your home.
- It's not possible. - You mean you can't?
I'm making "'ndruppeche".
- Who is it? - "Intoppo" style ragu.
Beef, hot salami, lamb, rabbit, chicken...
- Don't tell me the whole recipe. - Hey! Some respect for Basilicata!
Lamb, rabbit, chicken and lots of garlic to get rid of the fat.
I'll stir the '"intruppata", Don't worry about anything.
Tomorrow you don't have to come to work, and a paid holiday, ok?
Some respect, my friend. It's called "'ndruppeche".
It has to be stirred every 15 minutes or it will get stuck.
If it does, I'll do the same to you.
I'll leave the keys under the mat, and tomorrow you pay me double.
Alright. I'll take care of that.
Shithead!
Hello?
It's crazy!
He even has to bust my balls at home.
Darn it...
With all his money, he could get a hotel room!
Damn it!
He hasn't screwed for years and now wants to do it at my house!
- Excuse me. - Please, please.
This is my...
My humble dwelling.
- Do you smell... - A little.
- Know what it is? - Maybe a dead animal?
- No, no... - They sometimes die behind furniture.
It's the "'ndruppata". See the pot cooking away?
It's a specialty, "'ndruppeche".
- Lots of garlic, maybe. - Yes, lots, but it helps.
Garlic is important because it gets rid of the fat, cleans...
It even disinfects the environment, a little like a sanitizer.
- It gets to your eyes. - Yes, a little.
- This is my... - Right.
My nest. How should we call it?
Like that. How should we call it?
- Yes, here we are. - Nice. What about your dog?
- Didn't you have a dog? - Yes. - Where is it?
- Shall I call it? - Yes, so it'll come here.
- 'Ndina! - 'Ndina?
Pandina! 'Ndina!
Maybe she's upstairs.
Where is she? Who's there?
Where is she?
- Where is she? - Where is she?
I don't know. Maybe she went out to get some fresh air.
Lucky her. Ok...
- So, here we are. - Alright. After all...
- This is my nest. - Your nest.
Is the lady a musician?
- Swega Raspa. You don't know her? - No.
- She has to be seen live. - Yes, I can imagine.
- Don't be deceived. - No. You can tell.
- She uses gypsy sounds, Balkan sounds. - Yes, yes.
You know Bregovic? Know who Bregovic is?
- Bregovic? - Yes, yes.
Typical Balkan panties. You see it and think of Bregovic.
She's an extraordinary artist.
- Well... - Yeah...
Look, here too!
There are these girls. So many girls!
- It would seem that... But no... - Maybe it's the chorus girls.
Right? No?
I must go stir the "'ndruppeche".
Wait.
The step.
Excuse me a minute.
Here I come!
I'll go, don't worry.
I'm coming!
- Good night. - 'night.
- Lara. - Yes?
I forgot something.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Good night. - Good night.
- Tommaso. - Yes? - One last thing.
- What is it? - Just one last thing.
- When you need to say something, do so. - Yes.
- Good night. - To you.
- I'm going. 'night. - 'night.
- Oh, God! - 'night!
- Ssh! - Ssh!
- Bye. - Bye.
- Tommaso. - Yes?
You are taking giant footsteps.
We are really proud of you, all four of us
Thank you.
I must say, Lara is brave to date a man with 4 daughters.
Well...
- As long as she's happy. - In fact.
By the way, when will you introduce her to us?
"Lara, Lara, Lara"...
You're like a teenager with pimples, and hormones blasting.
I remind you, that you said to find myself a woman.
You've gone out 2 months and still haven't said you've 4 daughters and a dog.
- I did tell her about the dog. - Really? Wow!
It's normal. She's a young woman.
She surely wants a family, to experience maternity...
- You're a coward. - I'm not a coward.
No one can put up with a widower with 4 daughters.
Not even my analyst did.
That is your problem.
You want to please everyone by not telling anyone the truth.
- It's not true. - Look at your daughters.
Ever since Vittoria saw "Bates Motel", she stuffs foxes in the bathroom.
- You know, and don't say anything. - No, I...
Sara. You say she's the strongest.
She's the most fragile, but you don't understand that.
Matilde doesn't want to swim.
She just wants to wear the glitter bathing suit.
Your sweet Elena is becoming a murderer with her bow.
A few small accidents.
Do something, my friend. Make yourself available to life.
Live!
And don't "close the world outside"! It's bullshit!
You haven't finished here, so you can't leave.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
They say that going together to Ikea is more intimate than having sex.
- It's what they say. The Swedes say that?
Maybe, rightly so.
Anyway, thanks for coming with me today.
It's a pleasure.
- Shall we go drink something? - Yes, alright.
- I'll go pick the stuff up. - Yes.
- A Svrangrand and a... - Yes, and a Vlollo.
I was thinking that two months...
Without our even noticing...
- For you. - Thanks.
You're welcome.
Don't you ever think that...
Hey, not... Here you are!
- Here it is. - Here it is.
Two months.
What?
No, it's that...
I was just thinking that...
Sunday, which is the day after tomorrow...
It will be two months that...
That we are dating.
It's been two months.
Two months and she still doesn't know you've 4 daughters? Shame on you.
Ikea, children...
By the way, when will you introduce us to her?
What is it? Is something disturbing you?
- No. No, no. I was... - You seem distracted.
- Can I continue? - Of course.
You're a coward.
You want to please everyone by not telling anyone the truth.
Lara is brave to date a man with 4 daughters.
Not everything... So I thought of asking you...
Do you feel well?
Yes.
- Your hands are freezing. - No.
They are.
It's the circulation that doesn't...
What's wrong?
I'm afraid of disappointing you, my 4 daughters, the dog,
of not being good enough. But I will tell you the whole truth!
I have a wife.
See? I am married.
Is this a joke?
No. No, no, it's true. Yes.
You don't wear a wedding band. What're you saying?
In fact, I don't.
I don't wear one, just as married men do.
I am very sorry.
Fuck off!
Go south-east towards Via Angelo della Pergola...
I'm sorry. I hid from you the most beautiful thing of my life.
My 4 daughters. Sorry! I hid from you... Oh, God!
I hid from you the most beautiful thing of my life. I'm sorry.
Come on, let's go.
Sorry... Sorry, sorry, Lara.
It happens. Sorry.
I hid from you the most beautiful...
Come here.
Sorry. I hid from you the most beautiful thing of my life.
My 4 daughters. Here we are.
Sorry... Oh!
- To who? Me?
- Thank you, - Love, who is it?
Mom, who is this man?
You know him?
Lara.
Panda, stop it! Excuse me.
Oh, shit! Tommaso!
I'm sorry. I didn't...
I'm sorry. I hid from you the most beautiful thing I have.
No, Lara, I hadn't understood. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Tommaso! Where're you going? Tommaso! - I hadn't understood. I'm sorry.
Love...
I told you not to dress like that. You scare people.
- Why? - What do you mean by "Why"?
No one in Rome expects to find a samurai opening the front door.
We are not in Kyoto.
I know. Sorry, Mom. I made you angry.
I'm sorry. It's a bad day.
No, I'm not angry. Never.
- Never? - Never.
- Drench it! - Guys, no one is here. Come on!
Hey! See you tomorrow! Same time!
The boy's ID and social security number.
Excuse me! Where are you going?
Where are you going, ma'am? Ma'am!
This is my son's backpack after he was bullied in your school bathroom!
- No, ma'am, excuse me but... - No.
I'm not interested in knowing the reasons
that push these boys to gang up against the weakest one,
because the weakest boy is my son, the most important thing in my life.
And I entrusted him to you, I put him in the hands of a public school
because I believe in this institution. I believe in it!
I want Andrea to grow up with other kids without being afraid,
and without thinking that something could happen to him any minute.
If you are not capable of guaranteeing this for me,
I must know, and take my son out of here.
But rest assured that I will report you everywhere.
To the Educational Institute, the Regional court, the "Irene" tv program.
- Ma'am, excuse me. - What is it?
I am the custodian.
The custodian?
Actually it's now called "scholastic operator".
- You said "custodian". - It was for you to understand.
This isn't the principal's office?
- It's room 7. - Room 7.
The situation is deceiving. You're sitting with trophies, awards...
- And so? - Deceiving. Goodbye.
Ma'am...
- What is it? - The backpack.
The backpack. The backpack. Here it is.
What I said goes to all of you. You'd better keep alert.
I am the custodian.
You're called "scholastic operator". Think you're all great, huh?
Let me get this straight. She's married?
- Yes, with a Japanese samurai. - How cool!
It's not cool at all, at least not for me.
She also has two sons who are more or less your ages.
Oh. Are they cute?
I'm talking to all of you. To all of you.
You... You... You should support me.
I didn't say anything.
Good girl, love. You mustn't say anything. Silence, that's it.
No curiosity, no inconvenient questions.
No sassy observations! Is that clear?
Do you two have good sex?
Why are you laughing? It's your fault.
Scatter out, go on!
Go! Go on!
Do you two have good sex, Mom?
Boys, I pay an analyst to avoid talking to you about these things.
- Do you have a relationship, dear? - No, let's not exaggerate.
Thank the Lord!
- What relationship? - Finally!
I couldn't see you as a nun all your life, waiting for Dad.
As a nun?
Your dad is fine in Lanzarote with that floozy playing the didgeridoo.
Anyway, if it wasn't a relationship, he was a "friend with benefits".
- What does that mean? - A friend, not just for going to movies.
Oh, interesting. I should look for one, too.
- All you need are benefits, Mom. - Why not?
What benefits, Mom?
Tax, love. Tax benefits.
In fact, I'll take advantage of the question to clear up the situation.
The gentleman we're discussing is a...
A renown accountant. He's very good.
A professional who I work with.
I know you're talking about sex.
Stop teaching these things to your brother, because he absorbs.
Look at him. He releases. He absorbs and releases.
Mom, stop protecting him. Andrea is growing up.
- I see that. - Accept it.
- In fact. - He's right.
I was looking for some serenity, but drinking in company is impossible.
I'll go to the kitchen. I'm always wrong, anyway
No, this isn't it. Boys, will you give me a hand?
- Grandma, these puzzles are a bummer! - What a bummer!
- Don't say that. Help me.
Love...
Honey... Grandma's love...
Come, we'll go finish the puzzle.
No...
Did you by chance finish all your homework for tomorrow?
What if I prepare a bath for you? A nice warm bath?
Grandma, can you not bug me for 5 minutes?
How does this thing work?
- How's it going, love? - Fine.
- Everything ok in school? - Fine.
The support teacher wrote to me. She's very nice.
- She explained a project that... - I want to go to school by myself.
Again, love? We've discussed it a thousand times.
What is the problem?
When I drive to work, I go by the school. It's convenient to drop you off.
I want to go by myself.
And I don't want you to always follow me with the Gps.
We're not FBI agents.
I have it, too. That way you can also control me.
- I don't give a darn. - What?
- What if they kidnap me? - Why would they kidnap you?
Don't be so sure of yourself.
If your mother disappears...
And then there's Grandma. I love her.
She's sweet, nice... - But she's heavy. I know, love.
I've known her more years than you. She's really heavy.
She speaks softly... slowly... as if I were... a foreigner.
Listen to him!
How does she speak?
"Andrea... come here."
- "Come here and do... this puzzle". - Grandma has a puzzle fixation.
I don't want to spend my afternoons with her doing puzzles.
- Love, I work in the afternoon. - I don't.
I know, you're right, but Grandma loves you.
Whatever you need, she will always be there.
- Always? - Always.
Remember to do everything well.
- What's today like? - The usual bad day. Bye, ma.
Alright. Bye, my love.
Grandma loves you.
Whatever you need, she will always be there.
The world is disturbing, noisy...
Abandon yourselves to the wonderful thrill of closing everything outside.
"Window fittings Liguori, close the world outside".
Why do you want to close the entire world outside?
The rate is equal to 1.06% of the real-estate value.
It's calculated on the quota of ownership and the months the ownership existed.
Here are the documents.
What are you doing?
It's the 2024 LVE.
It's on the outskirts.
No. We're looking for a home in a condominium in the center.
- We don't like the outskirts. - No.
The "center"?
For ball-breakers like you, what is needed is an isolated home, a hermitage!
You need social distancing.
- How bad-mannered! - I am indignant.
Silence is not nice.
My husband is right. Noise puts me in a good mood, too.
- Because you are deaf! - A little.
It's all clear. You like noises?
We also have windows that aren't sound-proof for background noise lovers.
Fine. That's better.
- As your... "husband" said? - Of course.
- Your husband? - Yes.
Why don't you answer?
- Have you been married long? - Have we been married long?
We lived together for a few years and then decided to go for it.
Sure. A beautiful couple.
I used to be his friend. We didn't go to the movies.
It's a matter of preference.
"Friend with benefits".
Oh, my compliments.
Not here... not here.
The house needs French windows, simple windows,
transom, panoramic, sliding ones?
- Do you have dormer windows? - No.
You don't have jack shit.
We have an offer, our "ghost window".
What is it?
Tommaso!
Lara!
Excuse me. I was outside with the car, I rushed inside...
I can't hear. I can't hear.
Turn around. No...
Turn around. Come over here.
- Tommaso! - Lara!
- Mom! - Mom.
- Lara! - Andrea.
- Mom. - But...
- What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
Sorry, it was my idea. I know, it's something asinine.
It's a bad day.
"Mom"?
- Huh? - He said "Mom".
- He said "Mom"? - Him. The boy said "Mom".
- I didn't hear. - The tall boy...
- Which one? - In front of you. The tall one.
I've never seen him.
The support teachers that change every year,
the evaluations which are always different, the Asl health centers...
For a parent with a child who's been diagnosed what Andrea has,
it's an infinite mountain to climb.
In fact, my ex-husband let go of the rope and left!
- He let go of the rope! - He even cheated on me.
For a year. He filled me with lies.
I can't stand lies.
Really, I'd like to burn liars.
- I'd burn them. - Yes.
Because... why should you lie?
- Who, me? - No, "you" in general.
- Oh, in general. - Of course, not you.
- A hypothetical "you". - Yes. Why do "you" lie to me?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
How is Andrea?
Andrea is always alone.
What will this boy do, after me?
- He'll grow up. - It's true.
But... he always laughed as a child. May I?
- Cute. - Look how lovely. He always laughed.
- Look here. - Yes.
Come on!
- He laughs less now. - Well, that...
- I don't know. Can it be the school? - It's the age. - The age.
What about the idiocy today? How can you show up with your grandma...
And my mother... She's totally off her rocker!
- They come pretending to be a couple. - Yes, yes.
- Why? - Maybe they wanted us to meet again.
- You think? - Yes.
Or maybe he adores window fixtures. I could understand that.
- Know what he really likes? - What?
Red capes, the voice at the train station...
- And he likes Japan way too much. - A lot.
He has fears that are very personal.
Like what?
The sound of when you drink, being chased by a chicken,
and he's terrorized of escalators.
- Really? - Yes, very much.
- Listen, I...
Aside from the fact that you've done a great job with them, all alone...
- Speaking of that... - Of course!
That bastard filled me with lies.
- Liars... - You would burn them.
- My gosh, I'm a broken record tonight. - No.
- I have a liar trauma. - No.
- Sorry, you wanted to say something. - It's on the topic of...
- Your phone is ringing. - It's not important.
- There's written "Vittoria Love 1". - Yes. - I imagine it's your wife.
- No, and that's what I wanted... - Why "1"?
There's a reason, if you let me explain.
Look at that. "Sara Love 2".
- Don't look at the phone. Look at me. - Yes, I'll look at you.
Why are you laughing?
- "Matilde Love 3"! Come on! - There is a reason, believe me.
It's surreal.
May I ask you a question before you explain?
- I'd like that. - Go.
What number am I?
- You're off to a bad start. - I got stuck with the serial cheater.
He doesn't cheat on her with one, he doesn't cheat on her with two...
With three! Gone to the man with three!
I find them with a magnifying glass.
- Aren't you ashamed? - No, I'm not.
- You're a bunch of hoodlums. - They are my four daughters!
My four daughters are calling me.
Sorry if I didn't tell you, but I didn't have the courage.
If they're all calling at once, it means the house is on fire, to say the least.
I'll explain everything, I swear.
What do you mean by "four daughters"?
Vittoria!
Dad, please come home. Poor Diego...
- Who is Diego? - The boy I had a date with.
- Wasn't his name Francesco? - See that you don't listen to me?
Go to what's-his-name, go on.
Let me talk to Dad, please. Go to what's-his-name.
Dad, Vittoria and what's-his-name were arguing at the building door.
He raised his voice, pushed her. Matilde saw it, and called Elena
who took her bow and shot him.
- Is he dead? - No, Dad. He was just nicked.
A nick is alright. Love, good for you.
If he pushes, you did the right thing. Blot the injury. I'm coming, ok?
- Let's blot it. Dad is coming. - Love, don't worry.
- So you have 4 daughters and a wife. - No wife.
You're saying you have 4 daughters and don't have a wife?
No, I don't have a wife,
- No? - No. - Oh.
- Because my wife... - She left you.
- No, you see... - It's not about a man or woman.
- You always jump to conclusions. - He doesn't have the courage, people!
She's dead! My wife is dead. Dead.
Listen, do you have a shovel?
A beach shovel, those for digging sand?
That way I can bury myself.
You, too?
I'm sorry.
- I just don't know how to say I'm sorry. - You don't need to apologize.
- You couldn't have known. - Come on.
I'm the one who should apologize
with all the fibs I told you these months.
Well, in fact...
- Apologize. - Sorry. Once again, I'm sorry.
Well, I thought that they are seven.
- Seven? - Children.
Oh, right. They are 7 children.
- That is, if you put them all together. - Yeah.
Four girls and three boys.
- A dog. - A cat.
- A mouse. - An elephant. All of them.
- Who were the ones missing? - Wait...
"Only the two unicorns are missing".
- Right. Let's talk about unicorns. - Let's talk about them.
What the hell animals are they?
- Tommaso, I'm afraid. - No, they are all so cute.
Yes, they'll like one another.
Of all men, you found one with 4 daughters?
I'm not spending a weekend with them.
- Not even one is cute. - Tommaso is a jerk.
I'll bring the katana.
I'd shoot an arrow in the forehead of the tallest one.
You can't impose 3 boys on us. It's an intolerable male quota.
- She is Lara. - Pleased to meet you.
I got you a little gift.
- How am I doing? - They're crazy about you.
- If you don't like it, change it. - Thanks.
How are we doing with insulation?
The base seems good,
but with little, you can do a lot. Especially...
I can't stand those 3 boys.
I don't want to see those 4 girls.
I don't want brothers.
The one with the arrows is dangerous.
- The katana will slit our throats. - They stink like testerone.
We don't ever want to see them again!
- Hi! - Hi.
- I brought... - I'm so late.
I am also pissed off. The twins abandoned me.
I had to return to the bank to take care of a file,
and parking out here on Saturday has become a nightmare.
I brought a...
I spoke to the doctor. Mom's operation went well.
She'll be under the effect of the anesthetic for a couple of hours,
and I want to be with her when she wakes up.
Oh, God, excuse me, love. What're you doing there? Come in.
- Excuse me. - Come in. - Hi. I brought a cake.
Yes! Bravo! Andrea is a sweet tooth!
Andrea, Tommaso is here. Come!
I've never been left with him by myself.
- Are we sure? - Love, we haven't dated for just a day.
- We have to begin somewhere. - Yes.
Come on. It'll be fine.
- Don't worry, love. - It's not fine.
I'd like to remind you of the bowling. The "bowling", remember?
What's that got to do with it? That was a healthy sports competition.
- It ended up in a brawl. - No!
Our children hate one another and don't want to meet again.
- He gets bored with me. - Why? - He gets bored.
Of course I get bored. He only talks about windows.
And you, about Japan. So you'll get along very well.
I can stay by myself. I don't need this guy.
"This guy" seems like this, but he's a good person.
You don't know him, but you'll get friendly and have fun.
I have to go now.
- You'll bring Grandma back feeling good? - Of course, love.
Do everything well. You, too!
- Bye. - Bye.
- There. Bye. - Bye.
Ouch!
I brought a "sbrisolona".
We can eat it later.
It's a typical cake. Lovely and good.
It's all broken.
It's that way on purpose.
Real cakes are the good ones, with whipped cream, not this one.
She says we must talk. Let's talk.
In fact. Where shall we talk?
- Over there. - Over there?
A lovely living room for communicating, but I'd change the window fittings...
No. Listen...
I won't talk about Japan and you won't talk about windows.
Alright.
Shall we order something for brunch? - Sushi.
Of course.
We were having fun here.
- I can see that. - Not like now.
Thank you.
You kids were having fun, but your father...
He didn't like being with us, so he left us.
I'm sorry.
Mom didn't accept it too well.
Look here. She decapitated him.
She tells me he's fine now, and is dating a surfer girl,
but when she talks to the twins she always says, "that slut".
See? It's another way of...
Maybe both things are true.
He's happy and she's a bit of a slut. It happens.
Look who is here.
It's Mom.
- She called 3 times. - I know. Don't worry. I'll talk to her.
Yes, ma'am!
How's it going? Everything ok? Did you two eat?
We ate like pigs, and are having fun.
A great man to man afternoon.
- Nice. - Good.
You want to say hello to Mom?
No?
Andrea is waving his hand to say hi.
- Everything alright, Tommaso? - Just fine.
- Any news there? - Nothing yet.
It'll be a bit longer than expected. I'm sorry.
Why are you sorry? We are laughing our heads off here.
Right? Yes... Talk to you later. Let me know.
- Alright? - Alright. We'll talk later, bye.
Bye.
We've fixed Mom up, too.
- What is it? - She just calls to check up on me.
In this case, she was checking up on me.
I am a man. You even said it. It's a man to man afternoon.
It's a man to man afternoon and you are a man. Sure.
So I must do things by myself.
You must demand it. May I?
You must demand doing things on your own.
- Otherwise, I'll never learn. - Otherwise, you won't learn.
How can you learn without trying?
Well said, right.
So I could go out a half hour near the house.
Even one hour. Two, three hours. Eventually, days.
So I can go to Mango Chan.
Yes, yes... Manga Chan out here?
Sure, in the future, in a hypothetical tomorrow...
Actually, today.
Today?
Let's do this.
When Mom gets back, I'll talk to her and convince her.
Maybe tomorrow all of us... I mean, you'll go to Manga Chan.
Today is the last day. I'll have to wait a year for it to return.
How can I send you to Manga Chan?
It's a big responsibility.
- You don't even have the outfit. - I have it. - You have it?
Yes, but that's not the point... Where are you going?
She's doing better.
We moved her for some checkups.
Should I worry? Is it serious?
We're just doing some tests to make sure because she had a small collapse.
- Alright. - Go on in, if you want.
She doesn't answer, darn it!
-We'll go together. - Tommaso, no.
- I'll look like a loser with you. - Really?
Going to Manga Chan with an old man? I am grown up, you said it.
Trust me.
One says something, and then the whole day...
Mom must be advised. That must be done.
Really?
It's ringing, like earlier.
No, not the samurai outfit, Andrea!
If you go around like that, people will get scared. And I know that.
- We're not in Kyoto. - May I keep this?
Yes. You're already wearing it.
I'll get the hachimaki. It makes me stronger.
Alright. All set?
- The jacket. - The jacket.
Alright. Let's recapitulate.
You leave the building door, go right, right,
and immediately left, a bit straight and then left.
Repeat it.
Right, right, left, a bit straight and left.
- Bravo. Make sure you are careful. - Yes, don't worry.
- I'm not worrying at all. - Bye.
Bye.
Maybe I'll go to the window.
Right, right, a quick bit to the left...
Andrea!
I'll recapitulate for everyone, just to make sure.
Right, right, immediately left, a little quick stretch, and to the left.
Right, right, left, left. I understood!
Yes, yes.
- I will stay here and... - No, no, go, go.
- Go. - No problem.
Uh...
He'll make it. Right, right, left...
Straight, left...
Andrea, answer! Please, Andrea!
No...
Hello? Here we are! How is Mommy?
She's here, and says hello.
You shouldn't have left Andrea with that incapable man!
I hear that she feels batter.
- She's in great shape. - He won't make it. - How is it there?
- What is this noise? - Noise? It's just...
Andrea is watching "Squid game 2".
He turned it on very loud.
- Have him come say hello to Grandma. - Come on.
Certainly. Just a minute.
- Andrea! You want to talk to Mom? - Wait.
No, he says no.
When he watches "Squid game 2", he's very concentrated. Let's not bother him.
Easy with the piano. It'll break. Come on!
May I say that the dubbing is scandalous?
It's the only thing I can say about "Squid game 2".
Scandalous. Well, ok.
When do you plan on coming back?
- I'll keep her company for a while. - Good for you.
Tommaso... Is everything really alright?
Yes, yes, yes. Everything is fine.
Couldn't be better... I'm dying.
- Bye, bye. - Listen...
I'll get a heart attack.
I am worried. You should've stayed with Andrea.
Mom, you were dying 10 minutes ago. I thought it was nice to be here.
"Weeds never die", remember that.
- With Andrea's illness... - Stop calling it illness.
Tommaso is perfectly capable of handling him.
Let's hope so.
That is why I like Tommaso.
He knows what I know, and feels the same things I feel.
He gave up his life for those girls.
You did it, too when Andrea was 3 years old.
You were the first to realize it, from the school.
You're right. I'm sorry to say it because I hate saying it,...
but you'll see that the idiot will get along well with Andrea.
Yes.
Excuse me a second.
What is it, Tommaso?
What do you mean, "lost Andrea"? Where are you?
I'll be right there.
Marco!
- What happened? - He lost him.
- Who? - Tommaso lost Andrea.
- How? - I'll explain later. Let's go!
- His Gps is off. - We'll find him somehow.
Go! I have an idea!
Yes, I know. You don't like me and think I'm a jerk.
Your mother will kill me today, anyway, so the problem is solved.
But please, I beg you.
Can you help me find Andrea in this absurdly delirious place?
- Are you sure he's in here? - Yes. He said he wanted to come.
- No problem. We'll find him. We're seven. - Go.
- You are seven? - We called them.
- Elena, remember, we want him alive. - Don't worry.
Sara and Marco, go east, straight to "Morning cat.".
Ivan and Vittoria, go west to "Neon flow".
While you two, Matilde and Elena, go to the "Designers" area.
- You like it there. - Yes!
I'll go to the refreshment area where there are the "coldplays".
The "cosplay".
Cosplay, coldplay... It doesn't matter.
Hold still. No, no. Ssh...
Ssh... Don't say anything. Silence.
It's Mom.
It's Lara. It's her. Shall I answer?
- No! - Are you crazy?
Alright...
She sent a voice mail. Shall we listen to it?
- Yes. - Sure. - Yes.
In fact, we'll listen to it. Ssh!
I called, but you didn't answer.
It was just to say that everything is fine here. I'm coming back shortly.
Maximum a half hour, and I'll be home.
Alright? See you soon. Bye.
Girls, boys, we've only a half hour.
Go, go! Go, go, go!
- Number is not obtainable... - Of course.
Ivan, are you with your brother?
It was to remind you that Tommaso is home with Andrea.
So don't make a bad impression.
If you go home, be nice and polite.
Alright? Bye, kisses.
Let's hope for the best.
Damn!
Ivan, come!
Have you seen this boy? He has a kind look.
He observes a lot but actually doesn't talk.
If he does, he always says precise and pertinant things.
- Have you seen this boy? - No.
What is it?? What're you looking at? Let's go this way.
Excuse me, did you see a boy wearing this on his head?
Excuse me... Oh, God!
- Carmen! - Sir! What're you doing here?
But you... What... Don't...
- Italo! What are you doing? - We're at cosplay, can't you see?
- I can see. Who are you? - Thundernail.
- Who the hell is he? - Thundernail.
Ok, I don't... So you two are...
I'm not interested. I need help. I lost a boy.
Sorry, but I was here first.
Can't you see you don't fit with that hearse?
What's she doing?
I find all the...
This was Grandma leaving the hearse.
Say hello to everyone at home.
Andrea!
He has his own personal fears. He's terrorized of escalators.
Don't worry. It's just an escalator.
Don't move and don't worry. I'll come up.
Don't be afraid, I am here.
- No! - No, no, no!
Look at me. Look at me. Don't be afraid.
It moves, but it's just a stairway.
I found him. Come to the entrance.
Keep on looking at me.
You're a samurai, you're invincible, don't be afraid.
The hachimaki makes you strong. You said it.
Here we are. You've made it.
Look at how many people are here for you. You made it!
There, there.
Stop it. It could be incest.
Tommaso? Andrea?
Andrea?
Tommaso?
But...
Here we are.
May I introduce to you... Perhaps you don't know them.
Mr. Thundernail. He's Italo and he works for me.
Oh, good. My pleasure.
And his better half, Carmen. She too works for me, in my home.
- Hello, ma'am. - Good evening.
- Everything alright? - Yes. - Sure.
- Everything is alright. It's a good day. - It is a good day.
We were finishing the puzzle.
Only one piece is missing.
Want it?
And with this one... we're all set.
Listen, listen... Just put them anywhere.
You can't eat the meat without a dish. Use this!
- Use this. - Alright.
You are so arrogant!
My gosh, kids. Enough!
Hey! Is there room for me? May I?
I see you are chatting, and wanted to join in.
How's it going?
- You didn't practice with your bow today? - No. I was waiting for the right moment.
I've an idea. Let's take a nice group photo together.
Yes! We don't have one.
Prepare the photo.
Group photo! Group photo with the phone!
Ready. Ready...
Just a second. There's the countdown.
There. Go, go, go! It started! Ten, nine...
Come on, Sara! Vittoria! Andrea! Come on !
Seven. Come on! Six... Hurry!
- Five, four... - Come.
"Cheese"! Two...
Everyone here?
- Elena is missing. - Elena. Where's Elena?
- Elena? - Elena?
- Elena is missing. - Elena?
- Ouch! - No! Elena!
Stop with those arrows!
I was practicing. She got in the middle!
- How's it going, love? - Fine. It's bleeding a bit.
- It's bleeding a lot. - It's nothing.
- It just needs some arnica. - It's not enough.
- The pain isn't going away. - I just nicked you!
- Not nicked, love. - Come on, Dad.
Please, it's oozing blood. Shall we blot it?
- Don't worry. - I see the blood!