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（2010年奧斯丁小學）

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親到了

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天啊

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感…

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覺…

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好棒

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從頭開始講

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今天早上我走進學校

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然後我看到柯林柯溫

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好好

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吉兒的嘴像牛肉乾

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我看到你跟大家說

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你求我跟你舌吻

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真沒品

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抱歉，吉兒

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我不會當你的男朋友

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少臭美，柯林柯溫

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你的鼻涕香腸嘴碰到我的嘴唇

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我就後悔了

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吉兒

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你妹妹的嘴也像牛肉乾嗎？

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還是…

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癌症？

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好冷

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打架

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打架…

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你完蛋了

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柯溫同學

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愛哭的小屁孩

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他說我的嘴像癌症？

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就這樣？

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我寧願得癌症

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也不要囊腫纖維化

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男生好丟臉

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恭喜你，你被停學

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又一次

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歡迎來到美食之都舊金山

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薑黃

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開心果是神的果實

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你們退後，讓開

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我們應該生兒子

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（2012年）

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抗生素的效果不如我們預期

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你好

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小伊，你聽是蘿蘋

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好了嗎？

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好了

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你一定要出去嗎？

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這是你最後一次在家過年

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我知道

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也是我跟朋友最後一個新年

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-我知道
-再見，愛你

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-小心
-再見

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愛你

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好了嗎？

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離午夜還有15分鐘，姊妹們

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對不起，我要走了

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我不能…

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很抱歉

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不是

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我很開心

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抱歉，借過一下

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三、二、一

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新年快樂

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我明天有刀工考試

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不可能準時趕到

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真的很抱歉

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糟了

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沒關係，老姊

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你很快就會前往美食之都

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（現在舊金山）

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30年前他認為會在2029年發生

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只要我們能…

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你在看我的眼睛

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你的眼睛？什麼？

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我像《七寶奇謀》的史洛斯

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不像

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我知道

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你不像

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沒關係

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只是結膜炎

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我很確定結膜炎

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傳染力超強

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不會

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那是常見的誤解

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不是，真的會傳染

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大藥廠捏造的假新聞

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相信我

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你的眼睛

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超級美

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你的電話已轉接到語音信箱

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然後他把屁股細菌抹滿我的臉

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我的臉是屁眼

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拜託明天打給我

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《真愛留聲》

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（鬧鐘）

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起來了

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（巴斯田主廚的法樂內）

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（確認成功，已打卡）

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（吉兒）

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（金桔）

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（法樂內）

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早安

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巴斯田主廚

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你最喜歡的主廚是誰？

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我最喜歡的主廚是誰？

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這很簡單

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是我媽

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她很漂亮

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她過世了

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你在《頂尖主廚》的表現

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改變我的人生

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傑佛瑞

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看你的蛋糕

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滾

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看我，別看我

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看我

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不准看我

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你剛剛看我嗎？

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你剛剛跟我對到眼嗎？

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沒有，主廚

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下次記得說借過

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-還好嗎？
-還好

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八小時去籽切金桔？

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廚房水刑

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根本想不起來

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上次我做菜是什麼時候

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除了我的早餐捲餅

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整天只在測量、去籽、切片

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然後祈禱早日解脫

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AI機器人都能做得比我好

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你是天生的主廚，老姊

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給他看你的本事

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我會給他看

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我很想家

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存的錢快用完

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也沒地方去

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除非有烘焙師辭職

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退休或死掉

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好吧，瘋女人

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我會飛去舊金山

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跟你殺掉一個烘焙師

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要怎麼殺？

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很簡單

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用我的氧氣管勒死他

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你回答得好快

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等等，說到大腦缺氧

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明天我要跟精品伊森去喝酒

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說嬰兒能在水裡呼吸那個男的？

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他有點神經質

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要多愛自己一點，老姊

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你要上交友軟體

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超讚

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除了感覺自己是沒人愛的恐龍妹

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會配對到殺人魔

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我沒這麼乾過

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我寧願透過你來過乾癮

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太好了

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喂？

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我在

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-你好
-不是…

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我有事要跟你說，別嚇到

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什麼事？

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檢查結果出來了

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你怎麼不打給我？

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我現在不就打給你

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他們…

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把我列到肺移植名單

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情況很不樂觀

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他們根本不懂

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他們從頭錯到尾

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你沒事…

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你是超級英雄

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他們還沒搞清楚嗎？

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我想還沒

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-我要回家
-不要

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-我來查航班
-不要

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不是檢查結果，是我想你

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好久沒看到你，我要看你

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再過三週你就要回家吃火雞

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就這個週末

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你敢回來，我會踢你的奶

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每次聽到壞消息你就飛回家

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你永遠當不成烘焙師

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不是，我…

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你太誇張

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我才沒有

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這不是《留住一片情》

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是《生命中的美好缺憾》嗎？

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雪琳一定會演我的傳記電影

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不是

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好吧

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三週後再見，吃火雞

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吉兒？

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什麼事，老妹？

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你是我認識最可愛的人

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你是鳥，我就是鳥，老妹

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明天打給我？

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晚安

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晚安

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吉兒，我想要完全透明

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坦白？

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那也是

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我很願意跟你約會

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不想太有壓力

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我完全樂意…

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上床？

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對

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天啊，對

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我們頻率很合

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我們只是在這裡接對方的…

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想法

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我接一下電話

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（新留言，媽未接來電三通）

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吉兒，寶貝

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你要馬上回家

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聽到留言打給我

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媽，我來了

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怎麼了？她怎麼樣？

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告訴我，什麼事？

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他們怎麼說？

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她突然病危

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好

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她的血氧濃度下降

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她沒撐過去

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小伊沒撐過去

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好，他們怎麼說？

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吉兒，寶貝

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媽，她在哪裡？

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她沒撐過去，寶貝

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我來了，她在哪裡？

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她在哪裡？

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吉兒，寶貝

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她在哪裡？

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吉兒

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小伊？

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小伊的命運

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很不公平

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她沒抱怨過

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她早就看開

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她相信天使和命運

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相信萬物的「秩序」

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她應該會很愛火人祭

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所以…今天

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我不想去批判這個

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我不理解的命運安排

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我會盡最大努力

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轉念生活的不如意

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像小伊

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還有碧昂絲

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伊莎貝可能活在一千年前

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或一千年後

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在所有的時空和人類的歷史

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她竟然跟我們活在世上

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跟我

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00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:22,166
我們有多幸運

259
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,666
我跟她不只相遇

260
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,625
我們…

261
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,916
我們還一起吃鬆餅

262
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,166
我們…

263
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,208
一起搖掉小乳牙

264
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,625
我們幫對方擦腳趾甲油

265
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:49,500
我們還是姊妹

266
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,750
我們是姊妹

267
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,500
（小伊手機）

268
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,875
（小伊手機留言）

269
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:29,750
我的好姊妹

270
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,041
我們在妓女島想你

271
00:16:35,916 --> 00:16:37,750
我的好姊妹

272
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,083
我們在妓女島想你

273
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:42,375
別忘了，你比灰姑娘還美

274
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,083
散發清新的氣質

275
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,875
還有陽光般的臉龐

276
00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,166
看到你

277
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,583
我的內心綻放紫紅色的煙火

278
00:16:50,666 --> 00:16:51,708
做自己

279
00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,291
要跌倒才能飛

280
00:16:53,375 --> 00:16:54,833
我們能開海鮮濃湯店

281
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,083
店名叫濃湯生意

282
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,875
我剛喝光媽的玫瑰紅

283
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,625
還私訊雅各艾洛迪

284
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:02,875
他會以為我是喜願兒

285
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,250
晚安，老姊

286
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,333
我愛你

287
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:08,416
打給我

288
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,916
（小伊）

289
00:17:37,375 --> 00:17:39,541
（德州奧斯丁）

290
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
誰打來？

291
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:57,833
不知道

292
00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,250
我剛換工作手機

293
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:01,250
（語音信箱）

294
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:05,458
伊莎貝

295
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:07,416
是我，你老姊

296
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:10,583
坐在我的長椅

297
00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:14,083
看著金門大橋，今晚很美

298
00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:16,333
在喝香檳…

299
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:18,791
用牛皮紙袋裝起來

300
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:21,416
我在想你

301
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,458
天啊，我討厭這個地方

302
00:18:24,541 --> 00:18:26,500
我們的怪人呢？

303
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,416
還以為舊金山滿街都是

304
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,500
穿奇裝異服的搖滾嬉皮

305
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,666
喜歡大麻

306
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,333
旅行者樂團和捲餅

307
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,708
這裡的荷西餐廳在哪裡？

308
00:18:39,791 --> 00:18:40,875
哪裡…

309
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:45,375
我到底還要去求誰

310
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,083
才能在這裡吃到早餐塔可？

311
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:54,166
我愛你，老妹

312
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,500
你這個臭女人

313
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,750
竟然不等我說完就走

314
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,625
我們要聊聊界線

315
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:18,916
晚安，亞瑟，明天見

316
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,708
晚安，再見

317
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:21,625
吉兒

318
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:22,541
幹麼？

319
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,291
想去喝一杯嗎？

320
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:30,250
你請的假還真夠長，吉兒

321
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,375
我妹妹…

322
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,291
過世了

323
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,833
-天啊
-對

324
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,916
吉兒，那超級難過

325
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,166
謝謝，對啊

326
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,250
你過得怎麼樣？

327
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,583
很好

328
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:42,958
人生就是…

329
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,083
完美

330
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:45,833
生活都很順利，吉兒

331
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:48,208
一切都在該在的地方

332
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:49,791
你好嗎？

333
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,583
我不要了，魏斯

334
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:52,625
不要蘋果酒還是…

335
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:53,916
我們

336
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,833
什麼？

337
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:56,375
我們才剛認識

338
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,875
你跟我睡過半年

339
00:19:58,958 --> 00:20:02,333
糕點和烘焙是女人的事

340
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:03,750
傳統上

341
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,333
這太性別歧視

342
00:20:05,416 --> 00:20:07,875
我能做我媽會做的事

343
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:13,541
我在努力包容你的脆弱

344
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:16,583
我該有安全的依附關係

345
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,250
不是用愛情轟炸我的男人

346
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,708
好像在上《鑽石求千金》

347
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:23,291
然後我有感覺

348
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:25,916
就帶我去吃水牛城辣雞翅

349
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,166
你說喜歡吃雞翅

350
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,250
我騙你的

351
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,375
不好意思，請給我一杯

352
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,541
謝謝

353
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,750
乾杯

354
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:37,166
天啊，你好美

355
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,750
你隨便都有6.5分

356
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:41,916
在舊金山是6.5分

357
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,958
在堪薩斯是10分

358
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,291
要再喝一杯嗎？

359
00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:45,583
能再來一杯嗎？

360
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:47,375
我只想聽你說，魏斯

361
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,125
你不會愛人

362
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:50,541
那…

363
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,458
不是

364
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,083
我不覺得…小麗

365
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:54,875
-小麗
-別拉我

366
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,208
聽我說，別走

367
00:20:56,291 --> 00:21:00,125
對不起，不敢說我完全懂

368
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:03,166
創傷對我造成的影響

369
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,750
我知道

370
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,083
我真的很抱歉

371
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:14,875
你好壯

372
00:21:14,958 --> 00:21:16,833
你真調皮

373
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:21,041
別摸我頭髮

374
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:21,958
好，抱歉

375
00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,916
告訴我事情會好起來

376
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,041
事情會好起來

377
00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:37,583
再說一次

378
00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,750
不行，我…

379
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:41,291
老實說，我…

380
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:45,625
面對氣候變遷和民主崩解

381
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:47,833
我不覺得事情會…

382
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:53,875
告訴我

383
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:54,875
事情會好起來

384
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,333
抱歉

385
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,250
你好，寶貝

386
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:19,166
你好

387
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:23,250
我一直在想昨晚的事

388
00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:24,958
對

389
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,666
我收到好幾次噪音投訴

390
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:29,291
是嗎？

391
00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,166
今晚要不要…

392
00:22:32,375 --> 00:22:35,791
我的熊掌伸進你的可頌？

393
00:22:36,583 --> 00:22:37,416
不要

394
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,833
不要，你應付不來

395
00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,666
不要？不是…

396
00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:53,500
我不舒服

397
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,500
別這樣，對不起

398
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,708
沒事，我沒事

399
00:22:57,791 --> 00:22:58,833
我們沒事

400
00:22:58,916 --> 00:22:59,875
-好嗎？
-好

401
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:01,000
吉兒

402
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,708
我很冷靜

403
00:23:02,791 --> 00:23:05,166
冷靜到不行

404
00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:13,833
你把我當成人肉按摩棒

405
00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,750
用完就把我踢到一邊

406
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:17,000
你在說什麼？

407
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:18,583
我在說你做的事

408
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:19,750
我做什麼事？

409
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,791
你操控我的情感

410
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,166
你會後悔

411
00:23:46,916 --> 00:23:49,041
菲菲，我買三倍濃縮拿鐵給你

412
00:23:49,125 --> 00:23:50,250
當作謝禮

413
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:53,250
這是最後一次，魏斯

414
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:54,791
這是重罪

415
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:55,875
看簡訊？

416
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:57,125
駭進別人的簡訊

417
00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,291
取得賣商業房地產的內線消息？

418
00:23:59,916 --> 00:24:00,750
是重罪

419
00:24:00,833 --> 00:24:01,666
不是吧

420
00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:03,000
全美50州都是

421
00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,958
包括吃人肉合法的愛達荷州

422
00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:07,416
我退出，魏斯

423
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,541
你要跟其他人一樣去肉搜

424
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:11,541
用IG

425
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,291
好，我懂

426
00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:14,916
我會給你雙倍的錢

427
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,208
你就能買更多背心或是…

428
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,250
寶可夢卡

429
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,250
寶可夢？

430
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,916
我不想再當你的駭客小弟

431
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,416
你能帶著你的拿鐵

432
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:26,583
還有…

433
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:29,375
白到發亮的牙齒回到樓上

434
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,375
好，了解

435
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,875
謝謝你，菲菲

436
00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,666
是菲利斯

437
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,458
（吉兒小伊的店）

438
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,416
天啊

439
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,916
你跟那個結膜炎男約會

440
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,291
就是我

441
00:24:53,916 --> 00:24:55,541
過好幾週他的眼睛也該好了

442
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:57,333
要再約他出來嗎？

443
00:24:57,416 --> 00:24:59,916
開玩笑的，我其實是在…

444
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,500
排屌

445
00:25:02,416 --> 00:25:04,833
就是戒屌

446
00:25:04,916 --> 00:25:06,875
耐心等待我的同性覺醒

447
00:25:06,958 --> 00:25:07,833
你要什麼？

448
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,041
我要一杯摩卡外帶

449
00:25:09,125 --> 00:25:10,375
謝謝

450
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:14,375
被放鴿子過嗎？

451
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,250
在跟我說話嗎？

452
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,250
我聽到你們的對話

453
00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:20,250
太好了

454
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,791
我被放鴿子過嗎？

455
00:25:22,416 --> 00:25:23,625
其實沒有

456
00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,708
我還有那件事能期待

457
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:28,208
那我贏你

458
00:25:28,291 --> 00:25:30,333
我現在被放鴿子

459
00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:31,958
-白天約會？
-對

460
00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:32,875
好尷尬

461
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:33,875
是很尷尬

462
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,458
抱歉

463
00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,708
你想過來坐嗎？

464
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,291
拜託，我脆弱的男性自尊

465
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,208
今天承受不了再被拒絕

466
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,083
你叫什麼名字？

467
00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,041
泰勒瑞歐丹

468
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,333
吉兒蕭

469
00:25:52,416 --> 00:25:53,583
-蕭小姐
-謝謝

470
00:25:53,666 --> 00:25:55,791
泰勒瑞歐丹這個名字好耳熟

471
00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,208
你是科技公司創辦人嗎？

472
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,166
不夠聰明

473
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,125
演員？

474
00:26:01,250 --> 00:26:02,166
不夠帥

475
00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,166
你不夠帥？

476
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,916
好，你是網紅

477
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,041
諷刺味也太明顯

478
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,625
等等

479
00:26:10,708 --> 00:26:14,250
你有那個交友播客

480
00:26:14,333 --> 00:26:15,583
你是約會專家

481
00:26:16,083 --> 00:26:18,875
你好，幸會，泰勒瑞歐丹

482
00:26:18,958 --> 00:26:20,041
天啊

483
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,000
泰勒

484
00:26:21,083 --> 00:26:22,458
我手機沒電

485
00:26:22,541 --> 00:26:24,500
害我要從東灣找路回來

486
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,541
完全憑感覺硬走

487
00:26:27,625 --> 00:26:29,625
沒關係，我遇到朋友

488
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:32,458
對

489
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,208
很高興看到你，朋友

490
00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:36,208
請坐

491
00:26:36,291 --> 00:26:37,833
不用，我們能換桌

492
00:26:37,916 --> 00:26:40,250
不用，請坐

493
00:26:41,708 --> 00:26:43,333
拿一下我的東西

494
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,375
很高興認識你，小姐

495
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:48,125
請坐，椅子幫你暖好

496
00:26:48,208 --> 00:26:49,208
很抱歉

497
00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:50,125
好

498
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:51,916
很好，再見

499
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,958
吉兒

500
00:26:54,416 --> 00:26:55,375
你好

501
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,708
本來想說能讓你離開

502
00:26:57,791 --> 00:26:59,291
然後要回家上BBS

503
00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,916
寫一篇錯過的緣分貼文

504
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,958
超2000年代

505
00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,541
也能直接約會走人

506
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,083
追出來跟你要電話

507
00:27:08,166 --> 00:27:10,208
現在說出來…

508
00:27:10,958 --> 00:27:12,583
乾脆去寫BBS好了

509
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,833
我要戒男，記得嗎？

510
00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:17,750
記得

511
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:18,875
戒屌，對

512
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:19,791
我…

513
00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:21,291
不行

514
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:23,250
很高興認識你

515
00:27:23,333 --> 00:27:24,500
這樣呢？

516
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,208
我給你電話

517
00:27:28,541 --> 00:27:29,541
好

518
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,041
（麗塔妮）

519
00:27:34,125 --> 00:27:35,041
（七點去接你？）

520
00:27:37,916 --> 00:27:39,750
（你好，最近工作忙翻）

521
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:40,875
（我會彌補你）

522
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:48,208
（別忘記我，好嗎？）

523
00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:55,833
（新留言）

524
00:27:58,500 --> 00:27:59,416
小伊？

525
00:28:02,250 --> 00:28:03,458
你不會相信

526
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:05,416
簡直像《新娘百分百》

527
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,458
加《BJ單身日記》的情節

528
00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:08,625
我要說了

529
00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:10,291
知道他是什麼人嗎？

530
00:28:10,375 --> 00:28:13,583
他是英國人

531
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:16,041
霧都倫敦人

532
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,916
其實我不知道他是不是倫敦人

533
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,041
我先暫停

534
00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:21,458
讓你先自摸完

535
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:31,416
（你好，抱歉你打錯電話）

536
00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:33,958
做得好，魏斯

537
00:28:34,041 --> 00:28:35,375
謝謝主管

538
00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:36,458
敲定生意

539
00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:37,375
包在我身上

540
00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:38,625
好

541
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:45,291
吉兒

542
00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,416
小姐

543
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,666
你去死

544
00:28:50,416 --> 00:28:51,250
排好隊

545
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:54,791
我有點不懂

546
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:57,833
瑟拉，奶油巴斯田

547
00:28:57,916 --> 00:28:59,458
食材是什麼？

548
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:01,583
中筋麵粉、杏仁粉、糖粉

549
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:03,041
砂糖、全蛋

550
00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,166
鮮奶油、無鹽奶油、香草莢

551
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:06,333
還有鹽，主廚

552
00:29:07,541 --> 00:29:09,166
你有說人毛嗎？

553
00:29:09,250 --> 00:29:10,458
沒有，主廚

554
00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,166
那我就頭大

555
00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:29,333
等一下

556
00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:30,666
柯比

557
00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:33,250
怎麼看到一根你的紅色

558
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:36,625
鬼娃恰吉陰毛在我的塔上？

559
00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,291
那不是我的

560
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,458
不是你的？

561
00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:44,500
就在那裡，尖尖那個地方

562
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,125
-不是
-不是？

563
00:29:46,208 --> 00:29:49,333
昨晚小孤女安妮來我的廚房

564
00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:51,708
掉一根紅毛在這個塔上嗎？

565
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,583
我不知道

566
00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:54,791
你不知道？

567
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,916
我老闆超瘋，老妹

568
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,041
不過

569
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:05,541
也算是好事

570
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:09,125
應該說紅事？

571
00:30:09,666 --> 00:30:10,666
吉莉絲，我知道

572
00:30:10,750 --> 00:30:11,583
太早

573
00:30:11,666 --> 00:30:13,833
我也不想這樣說

574
00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:18,375
烘焙師的職位有空缺

575
00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:22,041
總算

576
00:30:22,958 --> 00:30:26,291
主持播客需要什麼資格？

577
00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,750
-資格？
-對

578
00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,666
沒有

579
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:29,666
真的？我想也是

580
00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,000
我幾乎沒什麼技能

581
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:34,083
我只是覺得交友變得有毒

582
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,000
我不知道，我覺得很順利

583
00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,708
還沒被殺掉

584
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:40,333
夜還很長

585
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000
聊聊你的工作，主廚

586
00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:49,583
我不想太過炫耀

587
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,416
我是法樂內的金桔女孩

588
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:54,541
天啊

589
00:30:54,625 --> 00:30:55,500
謝謝

590
00:30:55,583 --> 00:30:56,500
好厲害

591
00:30:56,583 --> 00:30:58,708
我不太知道金桔是什麼

592
00:30:58,791 --> 00:31:03,166
金桔像是很小很煩的橘子

593
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:05,000
我是金桔隊長

594
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:08,958
好，等等

595
00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:11,041
法樂內？《頂尖主廚》那個嗎？

596
00:31:11,125 --> 00:31:11,958
巴斯田主廚

597
00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:14,916
我現在拚命想當他的新烘焙師

598
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,166
希望有一天我能親自烘焙

599
00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:20,291
拚了，金桔女孩

600
00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:22,875
-很謝謝你
-謝謝

601
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:23,916
不客氣

602
00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:26,416
這裡的炸魚薯條跟英國比起來？

603
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,958
其實還不錯

604
00:31:28,041 --> 00:31:28,958
是嗎？

605
00:31:29,041 --> 00:31:30,291
我沒去過英國

606
00:31:30,375 --> 00:31:31,416
那裡很棒

607
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,208
我會帶你去

608
00:32:06,708 --> 00:32:08,000
你要走了

609
00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:09,041
-你要走了
-什麼？

610
00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:09,958
-起來
-現在？

611
00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:11,166
-現在
-好

612
00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:12,958
這是你的東西

613
00:32:13,041 --> 00:32:13,916
快點

614
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,708
-是我做錯什麼嗎？
-快走

615
00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:17,208
-不是，走
-沒問題

616
00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,625
我玩得很開心

617
00:32:18,708 --> 00:32:19,541
再見

618
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:20,458
再見

619
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,500
拜託

620
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,500
還以為我做不到

621
00:32:34,583 --> 00:32:36,375
我做到了

622
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,833
快打電話

623
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,958
請留言

624
00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:43,583
你好，小伊

625
00:32:43,666 --> 00:32:45,958
想跟你說一件事

626
00:32:46,041 --> 00:32:49,375
我差一點點就破戒

627
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,291
我忍住了

628
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:55,208
我的身體是神聖的殿堂

629
00:32:55,291 --> 00:32:58,000
我的陰道是秘密花園

630
00:32:58,083 --> 00:33:01,125
我是吉莉絲蕭

631
00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:04,375
抗拒肉慾的女人

632
00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:06,791
馴服性慾惡魔的無敵女人

633
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:08,875
我是吉兒

634
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,958
我忘了拿錢包

635
00:33:15,333 --> 00:33:16,291
救命

636
00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:22,083
我真的什麼都沒聽到

637
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,208
天啊

638
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:26,125
我有一個問題

639
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:31,375
什麼秘密花園？

640
00:33:33,416 --> 00:33:34,666
討厭

641
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:38,208
我忘了拿錢包

642
00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:39,208
-不要
-天啊

643
00:33:39,291 --> 00:33:40,708
吉兒，不要

644
00:33:40,791 --> 00:33:43,666
天啊，鎖門，吉兒

645
00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:45,333
你不鎖門嗎？

646
00:33:45,416 --> 00:33:47,750
我真的什麼都沒聽到

647
00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:48,666
天啊

648
00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:56,458
他們大概在上床

649
00:33:57,750 --> 00:33:59,375
他們一定在上床

650
00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:02,000
隨便

651
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,000
他大概有一口爛牙

652
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:14,875
沒簡訊

653
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
好

654
00:34:18,666 --> 00:34:20,291
別瘋了

655
00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:22,250
你瘋了

656
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:24,958
小姐們，別再自尋煩惱

657
00:34:25,041 --> 00:34:26,833
他不傳訊息給你

658
00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:29,916
就是他不想跟你說話

659
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,958
真相很重要，我們都需要…

660
00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:33,875
什麼？

661
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,000
看一下

662
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,833
（吉兒蕭）

663
00:34:54,416 --> 00:34:55,375
（吉莉絲蕭）

664
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:16,666
晚安，小伊

665
00:35:16,750 --> 00:35:18,083
（小伊手機留言）

666
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:19,416
晚安，老姊

667
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:20,583
我愛你

668
00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,500
我也愛你

669
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:29,291
你知道伴郎要致詞吧？

670
00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:31,625
他不知道

671
00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:32,750
-拜託
-不知道

672
00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,291
我知道

673
00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:35,458
你們太小看我

674
00:35:35,541 --> 00:35:37,958
我們沒有，我們很看重你

675
00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:38,958
稿子我會寫

676
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:41,500
我們考慮過後

677
00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:42,416
怎樣？

678
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:43,500
決定讓你帶一個人

679
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:44,833
-太好了
-有條件

680
00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:46,458
不能隨便帶一個

681
00:35:46,541 --> 00:35:49,500
連本名都不知道的網紅來

682
00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:50,708
我知道她的名字

683
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:51,791
你不知道她的名字

684
00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:52,708
你不知道

685
00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:54,583
你們在說露嗎？

686
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:55,958
孤星露？

687
00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:58,500
孤星露是她的暱稱

688
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:01,708
她叫凱拉妮

689
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:05,166
這樣改名會很亂

690
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:06,500
-再見
-走

691
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:07,583
-滾吧
-真的嗎？

692
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,000
-對
-你不能跟我們坐

693
00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,500
-你不能
-你認真嗎？

694
00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:11,750
看後面有空桌

695
00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,125
專門給你坐

696
00:36:13,208 --> 00:36:14,291
好吧

697
00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:16,583
-好
-好

698
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:17,541
我走過去

699
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:19,125
-再見
-一個人吃塔可

700
00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,416
慢用

701
00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,416
知道你的毛病是什麼嗎？

702
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:27,250
你是有殺傷力的憂鬱男孩

703
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:28,791
-對
-你的眼神

704
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,625
女人都覺得你惹人憐愛

705
00:36:30,708 --> 00:36:33,458
不知道自己有多帥

706
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,166
你不憂鬱

707
00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,458
-他不憂鬱
-對

708
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,500
他知道自己有多帥

709
00:36:38,583 --> 00:36:39,416
什麼？

710
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,708
我很帥嗎？

711
00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,375
你覺得他很帥，阿莉？

712
00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,583
-等一下
-我…

713
00:36:43,666 --> 00:36:44,500
（吉兒）

714
00:36:44,583 --> 00:36:46,333
現在他有兩支手機能亂來

715
00:36:46,416 --> 00:36:47,791
太好了

716
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:48,708
不是

717
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:50,583
有個不認識的女生

718
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:52,916
一直在我的新工作手機留言

719
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,625
給她妹妹

720
00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:56,708
還滿好笑的

721
00:36:56,791 --> 00:36:58,333
等等，她怎麼不知道

722
00:36:58,416 --> 00:36:59,916
她妹妹換了電話號碼？

723
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,291
-傳簡訊給她
-我有傳

724
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,166
我要去看一下

725
00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:05,250
那個渣男播客後來怎麼樣

726
00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:08,291
渣男播客？

727
00:37:08,375 --> 00:37:14,041
猜猜誰被全民情聖已讀不回

728
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,166
就是我

729
00:37:16,250 --> 00:37:19,916
我永遠當不成烘焙師

730
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,333
我跟競爭對手上床

731
00:37:23,416 --> 00:37:25,291
現在他要毀掉我的人生

732
00:37:25,375 --> 00:37:27,000
好棒

733
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,000
對

734
00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,750
我…

735
00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:35,875
我打給你是想問

736
00:37:37,708 --> 00:37:38,916
我…

737
00:37:42,250 --> 00:37:44,666
沒有你該怎麼辦？

738
00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:51,416
我們應該一起死的

739
00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:53,833
我們說好了

740
00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:57,291
像《手札情緣》的諾亞和艾莉

741
00:37:58,166 --> 00:37:59,458
你是鳥，我就是鳥

742
00:37:59,541 --> 00:38:00,500
你這臭女人

743
00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:05,500
真希望我能放下你

744
00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,458
不說了

745
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,583
你在更好的地方

746
00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:15,750
大概在跟希斯萊傑熱吻吧？

747
00:38:20,583 --> 00:38:22,125
我好想你

748
00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,083
老妹

749
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,708
每分每秒

750
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,833
每一天

751
00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:38,708
這裡沒有你好無聊

752
00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:43,125
打給我？

753
00:38:49,458 --> 00:38:51,208
伊莎貝過世了

754
00:38:52,125 --> 00:38:54,375
留言是給她過世的妹妹

755
00:38:54,458 --> 00:38:56,208
什麼？

756
00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:58,083
天啊，太讓人心碎

757
00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,291
你要告訴她

758
00:39:00,375 --> 00:39:01,458
現在你是變態

759
00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:03,083
不要，別告訴她

760
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:05,125
她在療傷，這是她療傷的方法

761
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:07,750
那就別像變態偷聽她的留言

762
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:10,750
那別像變態偷聽她的留言

763
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,916
你告訴他

764
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,708
你不想再談沒有結果的戀愛

765
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,666
你這賤嘴給我閉嘴

766
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:21,333
-魏斯
-你好，吉姆

767
00:39:21,416 --> 00:39:22,458
紅河案敲定沒？

768
00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:23,375
是，主管

769
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:24,583
非常好

770
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:25,666
下一步呢？

771
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:29,125
唐納文

772
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:31,708
還沒賣掉舊金山那間店面嗎？

773
00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:38,208
他說吉兒，這很刺激

774
00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:39,750
我發誓

775
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:42,208
那是他對我說的最後一句話

776
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:45,000
他沒靈魂

777
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,958
我要保護女性

778
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,458
你知道嗎？

779
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,875
《不愛是你愛是我》

780
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:56,500
明天要現場錄播客

781
00:39:58,166 --> 00:39:59,375
我知道

782
00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:01,041
要是你在這裡

783
00:40:01,125 --> 00:40:02,833
我知道你會說什麼

784
00:40:02,916 --> 00:40:03,916
你會說

785
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,916
用我們女王不朽的話

786
00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,541
蜜雪兒歐巴馬律師說

787
00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,083
別人低劣攻擊

788
00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:13,916
我們要高尚回應

789
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,250
我們要更低劣

790
00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:16,750
好吧

791
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:26,000
（泰勒瑞歐丹）

792
00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:28,916
（《主動交友》直播）

793
00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:44,166
期待這個…節目

794
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,166
謝謝

795
00:40:45,916 --> 00:40:48,291
踩到你的腳嗎？很抱歉

796
00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,250
對不起

797
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:50,416
對不起

798
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,333
很抱歉

799
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:52,291
沒關係

800
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:06,791
這裡有人坐嗎？

801
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:07,958
完美

802
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,333
謝謝大家來

803
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:28,708
看你們還是這麼美麗

804
00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,166
我們要直播

805
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,458
大家好

806
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:36,833
好

807
00:41:36,916 --> 00:41:39,250
我們要聊什麼，小姐們？

808
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,750
我很樂意幫你們

809
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:43,375
-好
-天啊

810
00:41:43,916 --> 00:41:44,916
誰要先發問？

811
00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,125
選我

812
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,541
戴巨人隊帽那位

813
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:51,916
謝謝

814
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:53,458
你好，泰勒

815
00:41:54,041 --> 00:41:55,416
我是你的鐵粉

816
00:41:55,500 --> 00:41:59,083
我最喜歡交友要負責那一集

817
00:42:00,083 --> 00:42:01,416
那一集很棒吧？

818
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,125
我想問一下

819
00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:04,333
負責這件事

820
00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:06,500
只有要求我們這些

821
00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:09,333
失戀可憐又飢不擇食的女人

822
00:42:09,416 --> 00:42:10,250
對嗎？

823
00:42:10,958 --> 00:42:14,083
男人就能隨便說些

824
00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:15,916
假設像是說

825
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,250
聊到要帶你去英國

826
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,708
睡過你就突然消失

827
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:22,708
連謝謝再聯絡的簡訊都沒有？

828
00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:29,625
這個節目是要幫助女性

829
00:42:29,708 --> 00:42:32,916
應對交友世界的陷阱

830
00:42:34,458 --> 00:42:35,958
是喔

831
00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:37,708
謝謝你喔，泰勒

832
00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:41,041
我直接掉進交友世界的陷阱

833
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:45,833
我有一點「主動交友」的建議

834
00:42:45,916 --> 00:42:46,833
給你們小姐

835
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:49,708
看起來像鴨子

836
00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:51,791
游起來像鴨子

837
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:55,875
大概就是廉價版的休葛蘭渣男

838
00:42:55,958 --> 00:42:57,250
播客

839
00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,041
好了

840
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:06,208
我…

841
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:07,875
自己出去就好

842
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,458
這個給你，謝謝

843
00:43:10,541 --> 00:43:11,708
借過，抱歉

844
00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,333
那個…

845
00:43:25,083 --> 00:43:27,541
沒有考驗哪來的見證？

846
00:43:28,458 --> 00:43:31,375
沒有真相哪來的負責？

847
00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:33,708
抱歉，借過

848
00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:42,375
溝通是關鍵

849
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,916
主動交友不是要完美

850
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,416
是要進步

851
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:51,291
什麼？

852
00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:52,458
看起來像鴨子

853
00:43:52,541 --> 00:43:53,500
游起來像鴨子

854
00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:56,583
大概就是休葛蘭版的渣男播客

855
00:43:56,666 --> 00:43:58,541
一開始現場非常安靜

856
00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,291
然後她們全場鼓掌

857
00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:05,166
天啊

858
00:44:05,958 --> 00:44:07,958
機會又過了

859
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:14,791
公車站有間可愛的熟食店

860
00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:17,291
在史賓塞砲台我的長椅

861
00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:21,250
我買酸種麵包夾義式臘腸

862
00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,916
加辣芥末醬

863
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,708
你會說這很蠢

864
00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:43,750
隨便啦

865
00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:45,208
我有這個

866
00:44:46,541 --> 00:44:49,000
很蠢的幻想

867
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,875
有人會來坐在我旁邊

868
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,125
好像梅格萊恩

869
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:58,000
我們會聊今天的生活和天氣

870
00:44:58,083 --> 00:44:59,750
這根本沒意義

871
00:45:00,416 --> 00:45:01,666
這裡總是很霧

872
00:45:03,833 --> 00:45:06,875
我會分他一半三明治

873
00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:10,833
我們四目相交，然後就心動

874
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,125
我們就是知道

875
00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:15,458
我們有預感

876
00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:18,333
就像鳥知道暴風雨要來

877
00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:21,458
牠們怎麼知道？

878
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:24,666
我們的緊張完全藏不住

879
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:26,583
我們內心心動的感覺

880
00:45:26,666 --> 00:45:29,000
這種難以自拔的渴望害怕

881
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,666
我們一起面對

882
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,458
這有可能發生吧？

883
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:40,500
連簡訊都收不到的女生還敢說

884
00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:51,708
我跟你分享，老妹

885
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,958
請問這裡有人坐嗎？

886
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,083
夜景很美

887
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,000
我是魏斯

888
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:12,708
我是吉兒

889
00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:14,916
吉兒

890
00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,708
很高興認識你，吉兒

891
00:47:21,083 --> 00:47:23,125
慢慢欣賞

892
00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:28,291
等等

893
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:33,750
我有話要跟你說

894
00:47:33,833 --> 00:47:36,083
你有話要跟我說？

895
00:47:37,541 --> 00:47:38,666
我…

896
00:47:38,750 --> 00:47:41,541
我來這裡

897
00:47:41,625 --> 00:47:43,291
來舊金山

898
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,541
是要…

899
00:47:49,708 --> 00:47:51,833
要…要出差

900
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:54,416
還有我…

901
00:47:55,625 --> 00:47:57,000
我只是…

902
00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,666
只是…

903
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,125
想問當地人有什麼推薦

904
00:48:01,958 --> 00:48:03,500
你剛剛中風嗎？

905
00:48:03,583 --> 00:48:05,166
你有聞到燒焦味嗎？

906
00:48:06,625 --> 00:48:07,458
天啊

907
00:48:08,416 --> 00:48:10,000
我不知道，我不是當地人

908
00:48:10,083 --> 00:48:12,208
我來這裡有一年，應該是吧

909
00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:15,208
還沒摸透這個城市

910
00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:18,791
這個城市超難摸透

911
00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:19,708
抱歉

912
00:48:19,791 --> 00:48:21,958
那你在這裡最喜歡做什麼事？

913
00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,583
你現在看到的就是

914
00:48:23,666 --> 00:48:26,333
那我有好的開始

915
00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:29,500
天啊

916
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,416
什麼事？

917
00:48:33,208 --> 00:48:35,375
你突然出現一副這種態度

918
00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:37,458
什麼態度？

919
00:48:37,541 --> 00:48:40,458
我只好跟你說晚安

920
00:48:40,541 --> 00:48:42,208
祝你好運

921
00:48:42,291 --> 00:48:43,958
我不做生意

922
00:48:44,041 --> 00:48:46,291
不是說我有生意或男人…

923
00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,541
男人不是我的生意，沒有批判

924
00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:51,000
祝福那些在網上賣腳照的女生

925
00:48:51,083 --> 00:48:51,916
我賣過

926
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,666
有人說我的腳趾像醜手指

927
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:55,500
現在我切…

928
00:48:55,583 --> 00:48:56,666
水果

929
00:48:59,208 --> 00:49:00,041
要重來嗎？

930
00:49:00,125 --> 00:49:01,583
好，謝謝

931
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,625
好，我是魏斯

932
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,375
我…

933
00:49:07,208 --> 00:49:08,125
來這裡玩

934
00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:09,291
我是吉兒

935
00:49:10,833 --> 00:49:11,750
我戒男

936
00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:13,625
好

937
00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,041
很高興認識你

938
00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:17,000
很高興認識你

939
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,500
你知道

940
00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:23,500
哪裡有早餐塔可嗎？

941
00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:31,250
比不上荷西餐廳

942
00:49:31,333 --> 00:49:32,500
-什麼？
-這也不錯

943
00:49:32,583 --> 00:49:34,000
-你知道荷西餐廳？
-對

944
00:49:34,083 --> 00:49:35,083
荷西餐廳是我的最愛

945
00:49:35,166 --> 00:49:36,166
我也最愛荷西餐廳

946
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,750
你真的是德州人

947
00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:39,125
是的，小姐

948
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:44,458
你能給我一句開場白

949
00:49:44,541 --> 00:49:46,708
或一句祝福的話嗎？

950
00:49:46,791 --> 00:49:48,125
你不用問陌生人

951
00:49:48,208 --> 00:49:49,625
這是你最好的朋友

952
00:49:50,875 --> 00:49:56,625
我不太相信婚姻這種事

953
00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:58,500
讓我猜

954
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,625
你爸媽離婚

955
00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,250
很準

956
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:05,166
對不對？

957
00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:08,041
我媽還活著的話他們可能會離婚

958
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,541
我很抱歉

959
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:13,375
沒關係，那時候我還小

960
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:14,750
-抱歉
-沒關係

961
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,125
我不該說那種話

962
00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,458
你不會想聽我的開場白

963
00:50:22,291 --> 00:50:25,875
有人說我有嚴重的過度分享症

964
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:28,791
動人的話都是不經大腦

965
00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:34,125
他們叫什麼名字？

966
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:35,708
布莉妲和安迪

967
00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,166
布莉妲和安迪

968
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,500
你們讓我相信愛情

969
00:50:46,166 --> 00:50:47,250
好強

970
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:48,333
看吧？我就知道

971
00:50:48,416 --> 00:50:49,666
不是就別說

972
00:50:49,750 --> 00:50:53,833
別在他們的婚禮說謊

973
00:50:53,916 --> 00:50:55,833
我發誓說謊就不得好死

974
00:50:55,916 --> 00:50:57,000
別發這種誓

975
00:50:57,958 --> 00:50:59,083
不會

976
00:50:59,583 --> 00:51:01,041
我不會發這種誓

977
00:51:01,125 --> 00:51:01,958
謝謝

978
00:51:02,041 --> 00:51:03,958
房地產嗎？

979
00:51:04,041 --> 00:51:05,208
對

980
00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:06,625
你有高級的金屬名牌嗎？

981
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:08,375
不然我幹麼做這行？

982
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:09,875
活出職場霸氣熟男的夢

983
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:11,750
沒錯

984
00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:13,750
這行有它的好處

985
00:51:14,583 --> 00:51:17,750
我有目標

986
00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:19,416
我在做長遠布局

987
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:20,916
什麼目標？

988
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,416
只能說我不會輕易亮牌

989
00:51:23,916 --> 00:51:25,125
你呢？

990
00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:26,291
你的夢是什麼？

991
00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:27,458
我的夢是

992
00:51:27,541 --> 00:51:32,291
不當眾被糗就很慶幸的夢

993
00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,583
那不可能是夢

994
00:51:34,666 --> 00:51:38,541
夢太沒遠見

995
00:51:38,625 --> 00:51:42,250
小時候只知道三種工作吧

996
00:51:42,333 --> 00:51:46,333
就是警察、老師和廚師

997
00:51:46,416 --> 00:51:47,333
目標達成

998
00:51:47,916 --> 00:51:49,166
才不是

999
00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,958
我是所謂的備料廚師

1000
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,833
我的主廚說

1001
00:51:52,916 --> 00:51:58,083
我們只比清潔工高一階

1002
00:51:58,166 --> 00:51:59,250
還有戀童癖

1003
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:01,958
看來你的備料廚師技能該另謀高就

1004
00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:05,083
拜託，有本事客人就會上門

1005
00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:06,958
我很想自己開店

1006
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:07,958
怎麼不開？

1007
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,083
不知道，可能是錢或品牌名聲

1008
00:52:11,166 --> 00:52:12,833
商業計畫、招牌菜

1009
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,500
少來，你一定有拿手菜

1010
00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:17,625
連我媽都有拿手菜

1011
00:52:17,708 --> 00:52:19,791
玉米麵包雞肉鍋派

1012
00:52:20,708 --> 00:52:22,750
這個女人太懂我

1013
00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:24,333
你知道食譜嗎？

1014
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:25,583
真希望我知道

1015
00:52:26,791 --> 00:52:28,333
那道菜很經典

1016
00:52:28,416 --> 00:52:30,458
大家到現在還會聊起

1017
00:52:32,916 --> 00:52:35,708
真希望…我還記得

1018
00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,250
我敢說你的味蕾記得

1019
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:45,416
好了，別賣關子

1020
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,541
你只能賣一道菜

1021
00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:48,958
會是什麼？

1022
00:52:49,041 --> 00:52:51,375
我會把我的私房菜

1023
00:52:51,458 --> 00:52:53,541
告訴陌生人嗎？

1024
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:56,875
這樣吧，我會在這裡待兩週

1025
00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:59,291
我們一起摸透這個城市

1026
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,000
同樣是在外地打拚的德州同鄉

1027
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:03,750
我有義務要告訴你

1028
00:53:03,833 --> 00:53:04,875
我戒女

1029
00:53:04,958 --> 00:53:06,875
我不會跟你接吻

1030
00:53:06,958 --> 00:53:08,625
你求我，我也不會

1031
00:53:08,708 --> 00:53:09,833
童子軍的榮譽

1032
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,916
我不知道發生什麼事，主廚

1033
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,041
我昨晚把奶油擀平放進冰箱

1034
00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:45,250
看來是沒有

1035
00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:46,500
你拖累我們

1036
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,500
能刨絲

1037
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,125
當我沒說

1038
00:54:52,708 --> 00:54:55,291
我在廚藝學校不小心把奶油冷凍

1039
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:56,750
用刨絲器刨過

1040
00:54:56,833 --> 00:54:58,791
麵團變得更酥脆

1041
00:54:58,875 --> 00:55:00,250
你還在講？

1042
00:55:00,333 --> 00:55:01,208
這是什麼？

1043
00:55:01,291 --> 00:55:02,833
姊妹會備料姊妹嗎？

1044
00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:05,750
對嗎？

1045
00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:07,291
米其林星級笑話，主廚

1046
00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:09,458
麵團更酥脆

1047
00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,375
你好

1048
00:55:19,541 --> 00:55:21,208
沒叫你幫我

1049
00:55:26,458 --> 00:55:27,458
那間店面賣掉了

1050
00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:28,875
-真的嗎？
-對

1051
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,041
好厲害，要慶祝一下

1052
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:32,083
你先

1053
00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:33,583
工作怎麼樣？

1054
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,583
巴斯田主廚今天特別壞

1055
00:55:39,666 --> 00:55:41,083
他一片金桔都沒用

1056
00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:43,875
直接把金桔倒進垃圾桶

1057
00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:46,125
還一直看我

1058
00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:49,750
簡直是金桔大屠殺

1059
00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:51,000
他在整你，吉兒

1060
00:55:53,958 --> 00:55:55,625
不知道我是不是這塊料

1061
00:55:56,208 --> 00:55:57,375
法樂內的工作？

1062
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:58,458
這個…

1063
00:55:59,666 --> 00:56:00,875
這個夢

1064
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:03,666
別理我

1065
00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,750
別理我的存在焦慮

1066
00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:09,708
今天是你的最後一天

1067
00:56:09,791 --> 00:56:12,541
我要準備大笑

1068
00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:14,208
（金門大橋歡笑旅遊）

1069
00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:15,958
歡迎參加金門大橋歡笑旅遊

1070
00:56:16,625 --> 00:56:18,166
我是你們的導遊華特

1071
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:21,041
很高興你們選擇我們

1072
00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:23,000
金門大橋歡笑旅遊

1073
00:56:23,083 --> 00:56:24,875
要不要聽笑話？

1074
00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,041
要

1075
00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,291
為什麼嬉皮不…

1076
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:34,791
為什麼嬉皮不走金門大橋？

1077
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,500
為什麼？

1078
00:56:36,583 --> 00:56:38,666
因為太主流

1079
00:56:38,750 --> 00:56:40,166
停頓給客人笑

1080
00:56:42,125 --> 00:56:45,375
今天是我第一天上班

1081
00:56:45,458 --> 00:56:46,541
你很棒，華特

1082
00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:49,166
先講幾個冷知識好了

1083
00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:50,958
好

1084
00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:56,958
舊金山是牛仔褲的發源地

1085
00:56:57,041 --> 00:56:58,208
還有電…

1086
00:56:58,833 --> 00:56:59,666
我不行

1087
00:56:59,750 --> 00:57:01,125
你可以，就深呼吸

1088
00:57:01,208 --> 00:57:02,083
我不做了

1089
00:57:02,166 --> 00:57:03,625
不行，還有兩小時

1090
00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:04,541
放我下車

1091
00:57:04,625 --> 00:57:05,875
-不行
-開門

1092
00:57:05,958 --> 00:57:07,291
坐下來，深呼吸

1093
00:57:07,375 --> 00:57:09,083
-我需要這個工作
-開門

1094
00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:10,500
放我下車

1095
00:57:10,583 --> 00:57:11,750
還好我不生小孩

1096
00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:13,416
放我下車

1097
00:57:21,833 --> 00:57:24,791
老闆，我們花錢來笑

1098
00:57:24,875 --> 00:57:26,458
我只負責開車

1099
00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:35,916
你在幹麼？

1100
00:57:38,833 --> 00:57:40,083
大家好

1101
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:42,041
我是魏斯

1102
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,875
大家從哪裡來？

1103
00:57:43,958 --> 00:57:45,708
除了紐澤西

1104
00:57:46,708 --> 00:57:48,458
年輕人，快坐下來

1105
00:57:48,541 --> 00:57:49,833
我知道，抱歉

1106
00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:51,000
我們是來笑的吧？

1107
00:57:51,083 --> 00:57:51,916
對

1108
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,333
來笑一下好了

1109
00:57:54,208 --> 00:57:59,375
前面是世界聞名的…

1110
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:00,833
彎彎街

1111
00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:07,500
右邊這棟房子

1112
00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:10,000
是羅賓威廉斯在《窈窕奶爸》

1113
00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:12,291
帶驢子去派對的地方

1114
00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:15,625
（39號碼頭）

1115
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,208
海灣那邊，有看到嗎？

1116
00:58:28,291 --> 00:58:30,166
那是惡魔島

1117
00:58:30,250 --> 00:58:31,750
這個著名的監獄

1118
00:58:31,833 --> 00:58:34,083
關過最惡名昭彰的罪犯

1119
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:35,500
像艾爾卡彭

1120
00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:37,666
還有史恩康納萊

1121
00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:40,875
小子，給我馬上坐下來

1122
00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:42,125
不然我會把你踢下車

1123
00:58:42,208 --> 00:58:43,041
最後在左邊…

1124
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,000
認真？

1125
00:58:44,083 --> 00:58:46,500
是美味的法樂內

1126
00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:47,625
我不想讓她尷尬

1127
00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:49,291
其實我們車上

1128
00:58:49,375 --> 00:58:53,083
有一位舊金山最有才華的新秀主廚

1129
00:58:53,166 --> 00:58:56,458
巴斯田主廚的廚藝都是她教的

1130
00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:57,541
她…

1131
00:58:58,041 --> 00:59:02,916
她絕對是天生的主廚

1132
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,041
羅密歐，表演結束

1133
00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:07,916
我走了，再說一句就好

1134
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:08,833
不行

1135
00:59:08,916 --> 00:59:09,916
快點，別演了

1136
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,333
我把心

1137
00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:13,416
下去

1138
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,333
遺留在舊金山

1139
00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,416
給我唱完

1140
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,625
在山丘上

1141
00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:18,541
大哥

1142
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:22,291
呼喚我

1143
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:23,208
放手

1144
00:59:23,291 --> 00:59:25,750
當我回到你身邊

1145
00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,000
好啦

1146
00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:30,000
舊金山

1147
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:34,041
你的金色陽光

1148
00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:38,125
將會照耀

1149
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:40,875
我

1150
01:00:03,708 --> 01:00:06,583
看來童子軍沒什麼榮譽感

1151
01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,875
還好我不是童子軍

1152
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:12,291
好耶

1153
01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:17,625
藍蟹玉米煎餅

1154
01:00:17,708 --> 01:00:19,333
佐煙燻墨西哥辣椒蛋黃醬

1155
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:20,250
好高級

1156
01:00:20,333 --> 01:00:21,166
請慢用

1157
01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,083
太誇張

1158
01:00:22,166 --> 01:00:23,166
耶

1159
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:27,583
什麼？

1160
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:29,000
-好吃嗎？
-開什麼玩笑

1161
01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,750
巴斯田主廚是白痴

1162
01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:32,291
他有一塊寶

1163
01:00:32,375 --> 01:00:34,125
你怎麼學會做這道菜？

1164
01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:42,791
我妹妹小時候常待在家

1165
01:00:44,791 --> 01:00:46,625
她病得很重

1166
01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:50,541
廚房是我們的快樂天堂

1167
01:00:51,041 --> 01:00:53,666
我們像兩個瘋狂小科學家

1168
01:00:54,875 --> 01:00:57,791
總覺得我們快要發現

1169
01:00:57,875 --> 01:00:59,500
世上沒見過的東西

1170
01:01:13,458 --> 01:01:14,625
我妹妹…

1171
01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:16,916
伊莎貝過世了

1172
01:01:17,791 --> 01:01:18,958
去年11月

1173
01:01:19,041 --> 01:01:20,875
她有囊腫纖維化

1174
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:23,666
我很遺憾，吉兒

1175
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,125
她是我最愛的人，沒什麼

1176
01:01:27,541 --> 01:01:29,125
她一定會很驕傲

1177
01:01:32,125 --> 01:01:34,916
我小時候酷多了

1178
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,791
我12歲達到巔峰

1179
01:01:37,916 --> 01:01:39,666
我會做最瘋的事

1180
01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:41,666
回家就能跟她分享

1181
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:43,458
吸毒也行，只要她笑

1182
01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:48,166
現在我好像有點心死了

1183
01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:49,083
吉兒

1184
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:54,958
你的心一點都不死

1185
01:01:56,583 --> 01:01:57,833
你需要做的事

1186
01:01:57,916 --> 01:01:59,708
就是走出去

1187
01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,208
吸毒

1188
01:02:04,291 --> 01:02:05,291
跟我去

1189
01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:08,708
布莉妲和安迪的婚禮

1190
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:13,500
好

1191
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:15,833
我要問大老闆

1192
01:02:19,416 --> 01:02:20,416
好了

1193
01:02:21,791 --> 01:02:23,000
要吃主菜嗎？

1194
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,166
還有？

1195
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:26,333
我…

1196
01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:27,250
拜託

1197
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,416
這已經很厲害

1198
01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,958
怎麼還會有菜？我…

1199
01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:30,875
閉嘴

1200
01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:31,875
這道菜太無敵

1201
01:02:35,083 --> 01:02:36,083
好

1202
01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:45,833
那是雞肉鍋派嗎？

1203
01:02:45,916 --> 01:02:47,708
有玉米麵包脆皮

1204
01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:51,000
你特地做給我？

1205
01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:53,750
對，不知道跟你媽做的像不像

1206
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,750
這是我第一次試做

1207
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:56,916
吃了就知道

1208
01:02:57,583 --> 01:02:58,583
好了

1209
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:29,791
我去…

1210
01:03:29,875 --> 01:03:32,291
我去準備甜點，好嗎？

1211
01:05:01,458 --> 01:05:02,416
-抱歉
-不是，抱歉

1212
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:03,750
我要去一下廁所

1213
01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:04,666
好

1214
01:05:05,291 --> 01:05:06,250
還好嗎？

1215
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:07,166
-還好
-好

1216
01:05:07,250 --> 01:05:08,708
-抱歉
-沒關係

1217
01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:11,708
好

1218
01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:15,833
說出來，說出來就好

1219
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,291
說出來

1220
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,541
吉兒，我一直…

1221
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:23,000
我一直收到你的留言…

1222
01:05:25,208 --> 01:05:26,250
糟了

1223
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:27,750
糟糕

1224
01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:47,333
吉兒

1225
01:05:52,916 --> 01:05:54,041
我…

1226
01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,000
沒關係

1227
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:02,250
完全沒關係

1228
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,041
要看《頂尖主廚》嗎？

1229
01:06:15,916 --> 01:06:18,083
吉兒，我一直收到你的留言

1230
01:07:51,083 --> 01:07:52,791
甜點塔可

1231
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:54,875
甜點塔可？

1232
01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,875
小伊病得很重時

1233
01:07:56,958 --> 01:07:58,458
他們想讓她吃東西

1234
01:07:58,541 --> 01:08:00,666
她都會吐出來，除了她的最愛

1235
01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:03,166
甜點塔可

1236
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:06,500
那是我的拿手菜

1237
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:13,958
魔法風雲會

1238
01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,833
卡牌遊戲？

1239
01:08:17,666 --> 01:08:19,416
其實那不只是卡牌

1240
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,583
那是收藏品，很有價值

1241
01:08:21,666 --> 01:08:23,541
我媽…

1242
01:08:24,916 --> 01:08:26,875
她會幫我買

1243
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:29,708
我第一盒牌是她買的

1244
01:08:30,791 --> 01:08:33,291
我只差第一版黑蓮花就能

1245
01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:34,583
集滿九張魔法卡

1246
01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,208
這是世上最稀有的卡

1247
01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:39,083
我一直…

1248
01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:40,000
在找那張卡

1249
01:08:40,083 --> 01:08:41,000
天啊

1250
01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:44,500
eBay上面好像有一張

1251
01:08:44,583 --> 01:08:45,833
-真的嗎？
-對

1252
01:08:45,916 --> 01:08:46,916
所以…

1253
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,875
坦白說我本來想不理你

1254
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:52,791
做到一半沒有…

1255
01:08:52,875 --> 01:08:54,958
九張魔法卡

1256
01:08:55,041 --> 01:08:56,000
現在不用了

1257
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,208
-對
-對

1258
01:08:57,291 --> 01:08:59,791
好，還有機會

1259
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,250
還有機會

1260
01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:05,000
回家見

1261
01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:05,958
好

1262
01:09:06,500 --> 01:09:07,541
一路平安

1263
01:09:08,458 --> 01:09:09,291
謝謝

1264
01:09:30,291 --> 01:09:32,666
敬你們套上枷鎖前最後的自由

1265
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:36,958
（吉兒）

1266
01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:38,541
我們很期待見到吉兒

1267
01:09:38,625 --> 01:09:39,958
沒錯

1268
01:09:41,750 --> 01:09:43,083
不會吧

1269
01:09:43,166 --> 01:09:44,083
我就知道

1270
01:09:44,166 --> 01:09:45,250
發生什麼事，魏斯？

1271
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,083
沒事

1272
01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:49,375
我們只是普通朋友

1273
01:09:49,875 --> 01:09:51,541
好啦，我承認

1274
01:09:51,625 --> 01:09:54,333
事情變得有點複雜

1275
01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:55,958
複雜？

1276
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:58,458
是你飛到另一個城市找這個女生

1277
01:09:58,541 --> 01:10:00,708
不是，我飛到那裡出差

1278
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:03,041
-出差
-當然

1279
01:10:03,125 --> 01:10:04,583
-是出差
-出差

1280
01:10:04,666 --> 01:10:07,083
我只是想說，魏斯

1281
01:10:07,166 --> 01:10:10,583
難得出現一個讓你心動的人

1282
01:10:10,666 --> 01:10:13,916
別光顧達陣錯過人家

1283
01:10:15,958 --> 01:10:16,791
天啊

1284
01:10:16,875 --> 01:10:17,833
好會講

1285
01:10:17,916 --> 01:10:19,250
講得真好

1286
01:10:19,333 --> 01:10:20,166
這句要註冊

1287
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,083
每次都這樣

1288
01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:22,375
等一下

1289
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:25,458
等等，你還沒說留言的事

1290
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,208
-你沒告訴她？
-天啊

1291
01:10:29,291 --> 01:10:30,583
沒有，我會說

1292
01:10:30,666 --> 01:10:31,958
-騙子
-聽我說

1293
01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:33,166
天啊，這像是

1294
01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:35,458
變態重拍版的《電子情書》

1295
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,375
湯姆漢克是美國甜心

1296
01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:39,541
你不是湯姆漢克

1297
01:10:40,041 --> 01:10:41,166
我好想打他

1298
01:10:41,250 --> 01:10:42,416
-暴力不是…
-打他

1299
01:10:42,916 --> 01:10:45,500
魏斯，跟她說實話

1300
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:46,583
-我會說
-好嗎？

1301
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:47,500
我會說

1302
01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:48,875
跟她說實話，魏斯

1303
01:10:48,958 --> 01:10:51,458
我會親口說

1304
01:10:51,541 --> 01:10:52,958
我發誓

1305
01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:58,083
我們不能說什麼

1306
01:10:58,166 --> 01:10:59,000
對

1307
01:12:13,291 --> 01:12:14,583
大家晚安

1308
01:12:14,666 --> 01:12:15,833
我是魏斯

1309
01:12:18,958 --> 01:12:21,583
安迪更年輕迷人的表弟

1310
01:12:21,666 --> 01:12:23,125
-騙人
-雖然沒血緣關係

1311
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:24,875
我們的媽媽是好朋友

1312
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,708
布莉妲就像我的親姊姊

1313
01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:31,625
我想提醒他們兩個

1314
01:12:31,708 --> 01:12:35,041
婚姻就像俄羅斯輪盤

1315
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,375
要聊聊離婚率嗎？

1316
01:12:36,458 --> 01:12:38,041
不用

1317
01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:40,958
好，簡單來說

1318
01:12:41,041 --> 01:12:43,666
我不是浪漫的人

1319
01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:51,708
不過…

1320
01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:54,541
你們知道嗎？

1321
01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:57,791
這兩個人本來不會相遇

1322
01:12:57,875 --> 01:13:00,125
安迪的鬧鐘莫名其妙沒響

1323
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:04,083
這個男人從小到大沒遲到過

1324
01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:05,750
他預約看牙醫遲到

1325
01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:07,416
他超愛牙醫

1326
01:13:09,166 --> 01:13:10,000
-真的
-我愛

1327
01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:11,666
他在診間外面等一個小時

1328
01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:13,833
正準備要走

1329
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,875
布莉妲就走進來

1330
01:13:17,166 --> 01:13:19,833
如果那個鬧鐘有正常響

1331
01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:21,916
他們就不會相遇

1332
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:24,041
今晚我們也不會在這裡

1333
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:28,541
我不知道要不要賭永遠

1334
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,583
我只知道

1335
01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:33,791
你們證明

1336
01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:36,250
有時候

1337
01:13:37,916 --> 01:13:39,875
老天爺會幫你

1338
01:13:47,666 --> 01:13:48,708
敬布莉妲和安迪

1339
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:50,416
對

1340
01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:54,416
你們讓我相信愛情

1341
01:13:59,166 --> 01:14:01,541
我好驕傲

1342
01:14:01,625 --> 01:14:02,916
沒有你這個教練我做不到

1343
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,208
太感動了

1344
01:14:04,291 --> 01:14:05,375
你的手好冰

1345
01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:06,375
我知道

1346
01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:07,416
什麼？

1347
01:14:08,666 --> 01:14:10,041
等等，我幫你暖暖手

1348
01:14:10,125 --> 01:14:11,083
天啊

1349
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:14,916
謝謝

1350
01:14:15,458 --> 01:14:16,666
要倒滿嗎？

1351
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:17,583
好

1352
01:14:19,166 --> 01:14:20,000
謝謝

1353
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,583
-她來了
-天啊，吉兒

1354
01:14:23,666 --> 01:14:25,458
我緊張到腦袋一片空白

1355
01:14:25,541 --> 01:14:26,541
天啊

1356
01:14:29,916 --> 01:14:30,750
請幫我倒滿

1357
01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,625
再一杯威士忌加冰

1358
01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:33,541
好的

1359
01:14:33,625 --> 01:14:35,083
謝謝你來，你好可愛

1360
01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:36,291
-恭喜
-慢用

1361
01:14:36,375 --> 01:14:37,416
謝謝

1362
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:39,958
天啊

1363
01:14:40,041 --> 01:14:41,375
看看誰來了

1364
01:14:53,541 --> 01:14:54,666
（吉兒）

1365
01:14:54,750 --> 01:14:57,375
（小伊）

1366
01:15:13,250 --> 01:15:14,541
天啊，你沒事吧？

1367
01:15:14,625 --> 01:15:15,458
很抱歉

1368
01:15:15,541 --> 01:15:16,541
還好嗎？

1369
01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:17,708
抱歉

1370
01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:18,666
吉兒

1371
01:15:19,208 --> 01:15:20,291
吉兒，等一下

1372
01:15:20,375 --> 01:15:21,458
我妹妹的號碼

1373
01:15:21,541 --> 01:15:23,041
怎麼會連到你的手機，魏斯？

1374
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:26,333
這件事很誇張

1375
01:15:26,416 --> 01:15:28,291
我拿到工作手機

1376
01:15:28,375 --> 01:15:30,875
然後那是你妹妹的號碼

1377
01:15:30,958 --> 01:15:32,041
你說什麼？怎麼會？

1378
01:15:32,125 --> 01:15:33,291
她過世後

1379
01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,000
我妹妹去年11月過世

1380
01:15:41,708 --> 01:15:43,791
你一直收到我的…

1381
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,500
留言？

1382
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:48,833
我…

1383
01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:51,208
我本來要告訴你…

1384
01:15:51,291 --> 01:15:52,375
事情一直發生

1385
01:15:52,458 --> 01:15:53,791
-我…
-你聽到什麼？

1386
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,125
魏斯，你聽到什麼？

1387
01:16:04,708 --> 01:16:05,916
我的長椅？

1388
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,750
你知道我會在我的長椅

1389
01:16:08,833 --> 01:16:11,000
你知道荷西餐廳，知道我的幻想

1390
01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,250
你知道我妹妹的事

1391
01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:13,375
你全都知道？

1392
01:16:13,916 --> 01:16:15,125
你全都知道

1393
01:16:16,416 --> 01:16:17,958
天啊，好想死

1394
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:18,958
吉兒

1395
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:20,500
-不是，我就知道
-吉兒

1396
01:16:20,583 --> 01:16:21,750
-等一下
-我就知道

1397
01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:23,458
我就知道這太美好

1398
01:16:23,541 --> 01:16:25,208
-不是，吉兒
-太完美

1399
01:16:25,291 --> 01:16:27,083
我太開心，我…

1400
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:28,916
我沒那麼幸運

1401
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,041
我很想告訴你

1402
01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:30,958
拿去

1403
01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:32,791
真的，我…

1404
01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,833
我知道你很愛伊莎貝

1405
01:16:35,916 --> 01:16:38,041
你不知道

1406
01:16:40,208 --> 01:16:42,500
你根本不懂那種感覺

1407
01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:49,791
你說得對

1408
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,416
我不懂

1409
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:58,541
你值得一個能這樣愛你的人

1410
01:17:00,166 --> 01:17:01,291
我不會愛人

1411
01:17:06,291 --> 01:17:07,625
好扯

1412
01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,125
你都聽過我的留言

1413
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,750
還是不懂

1414
01:17:16,791 --> 01:17:21,083
那些留言不是在求老天爺

1415
01:17:21,166 --> 01:17:24,333
給我一個愛我的男人

1416
01:17:28,875 --> 01:17:30,625
我不需要男人

1417
01:17:37,000 --> 01:17:39,416
我需要我的妹妹回來

1418
01:17:58,375 --> 01:17:59,583
（軟體更新）

1419
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:03,208
（你好）

1420
01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:12,708
（沒有留言）

1421
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,750
等等

1422
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:16,666
糟糕

1423
01:18:18,791 --> 01:18:19,875
不要

1424
01:18:25,416 --> 01:18:26,250
（沒有留言）

1425
01:18:29,875 --> 01:18:31,500
拜託不要

1426
01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:03,416
排好隊

1427
01:19:08,833 --> 01:19:09,875
備料豬豬們

1428
01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:11,833
是，主廚

1429
01:19:11,916 --> 01:19:14,625
現在要看你們哪個人

1430
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:15,750
有的話

1431
01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:19,583
有烘焙的能力

1432
01:19:25,416 --> 01:19:26,791
舒芙蕾

1433
01:19:26,875 --> 01:19:27,708
我問一下

1434
01:19:27,791 --> 01:19:29,541
開始

1435
01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:44,166
21分鐘

1436
01:19:47,375 --> 01:19:48,416
你去死

1437
01:19:57,916 --> 01:19:59,166
14分鐘

1438
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,375
不行

1439
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:17,666
幫我，老妹

1440
01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:19,375
梨子李子，火龍果配巧克力？

1441
01:20:19,458 --> 01:20:20,583
巧克力奶油？那很無聊

1442
01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:21,916
你會怎麼做？

1443
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,166
你會怎麼做？

1444
01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:43,458
神的…

1445
01:20:43,541 --> 01:20:44,458
（去殼開心果）

1446
01:20:44,541 --> 01:20:45,583
果實

1447
01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:49,333
開心果

1448
01:20:49,416 --> 01:20:50,958
開心果跟…

1449
01:20:51,041 --> 01:20:52,875
（覆盆子果泥）

1450
01:20:52,958 --> 01:20:53,875
覆盆子果泥

1451
01:20:57,791 --> 01:20:59,458
天啊，完美

1452
01:21:01,916 --> 01:21:04,541
抱歉，沒聽到你說借過

1453
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:06,458
金桔

1454
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:17,000
好

1455
01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:25,625
一分鐘

1456
01:21:27,916 --> 01:21:29,708
你到底在做什麼？

1457
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:36,250
三、二、一

1458
01:21:36,333 --> 01:21:37,833
時間到

1459
01:21:37,916 --> 01:21:38,791
非常好

1460
01:21:45,125 --> 01:21:46,375
見真章

1461
01:21:55,291 --> 01:21:58,000
都是你教會我，主廚

1462
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,500
請慢用

1463
01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,250
我很榮幸

1464
01:22:03,333 --> 01:22:04,500
謝謝主廚

1465
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,583
太好了

1466
01:22:13,666 --> 01:22:17,208
舒芙蕾鬆餅佐焰燒金桔

1467
01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:21,916
香草鮮奶油開心果碎粒，主廚

1468
01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:50,666
烘焙師講究精準

1469
01:22:50,750 --> 01:22:52,166
一致性

1470
01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:54,916
烘焙師不是要

1471
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:59,166
拚命手忙腳亂的嘗試

1472
01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:04,625
恭喜你，年輕人

1473
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:05,708
我？

1474
01:23:07,375 --> 01:23:09,250
我嗎？什麼？

1475
01:23:12,791 --> 01:23:14,083
太好了

1476
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,041
好棒

1477
01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:22,583
這是開玩笑嗎？

1478
01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:25,541
笑點很低的冷笑話，是不是？

1479
01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:27,833
-不是
-你根本沒吃

1480
01:23:27,916 --> 01:23:30,958
怎麼會這樣？

1481
01:23:31,041 --> 01:23:33,416
大概是…

1482
01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:35,166
不要

1483
01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:37,125
沒熟？

1484
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,000
你早就知道，對不對？

1485
01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:46,166
你也知道你在外面忙著

1486
01:23:46,250 --> 01:23:49,416
假裝自己是提摩西夏勒梅

1487
01:23:49,500 --> 01:23:51,833
他放陰毛在塔上

1488
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:54,125
還把奶油放到冷凍庫？

1489
01:23:54,208 --> 01:23:56,791
還有你有沒有想過

1490
01:23:56,875 --> 01:23:58,708
應該是妹妹死掉的女生

1491
01:23:58,791 --> 01:24:01,833
上床上到一半才會想哭吧？

1492
01:24:02,416 --> 01:24:04,958
甜心，看我

1493
01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:10,083
我離開家和心愛的家人

1494
01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:14,791
不是來浪費這唯一寶貴的人生

1495
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:19,250
替超假的山寨高登拉姆齊工作

1496
01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:20,416
你在…

1497
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:25,666
《頂尖主廚》拿到第四名

1498
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:26,916
是第三名

1499
01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,333
你能不用再裝什麼法國腔

1500
01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:33,916
我們都知道你是威斯康辛州人

1501
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,041
你的名字…

1502
01:24:35,125 --> 01:24:35,958
不准說

1503
01:24:36,041 --> 01:24:38,333
是吉伯

1504
01:24:38,416 --> 01:24:40,041
其實是吉貝

1505
01:24:40,125 --> 01:24:41,708
誰要跟我走？

1506
01:24:41,791 --> 01:24:43,666
誰要跟我走？

1507
01:25:03,458 --> 01:25:06,916
祝我生日快樂

1508
01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:25,041
驚喜

1509
01:25:25,125 --> 01:25:26,041
天啊

1510
01:25:26,125 --> 01:25:28,500
我整個情緒大暴走

1511
01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:30,500
你有沒有叫他們跟你走？

1512
01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:32,333
有，我有叫

1513
01:25:32,416 --> 01:25:34,000
沒人要跟你走嗎？

1514
01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:36,791
對，沒人要跟我走

1515
01:25:36,875 --> 01:25:38,125
膽小鬼

1516
01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:39,125
也不是

1517
01:25:39,208 --> 01:25:41,833
要叫他們走去哪裡？

1518
01:25:42,416 --> 01:25:44,250
我什麼都沒有

1519
01:25:44,875 --> 01:25:46,916
沒東西能給人家

1520
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,250
也許我不是這樣的人

1521
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:52,541
我要接受這一點，我要長大

1522
01:25:53,458 --> 01:25:56,083
該長大去找會計的工作

1523
01:25:56,166 --> 01:25:57,500
寶貝，你數學不好

1524
01:25:57,583 --> 01:25:58,458
很差

1525
01:25:58,541 --> 01:26:00,125
說不定我現在很厲害

1526
01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:03,125
我很久沒算過數

1527
01:26:03,208 --> 01:26:04,500
好

1528
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:08,416
我們有東西要給你

1529
01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,250
我們在車庫找到

1530
01:26:12,333 --> 01:26:14,291
（吉兒小伊的店）

1531
01:26:25,583 --> 01:26:27,875
感覺我讓她失望

1532
01:26:27,958 --> 01:26:29,125
寶貝

1533
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,291
你是她的英雄

1534
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,041
她的英雄只想回家

1535
01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:38,708
那你的家會等你回來

1536
01:26:39,208 --> 01:26:40,291
永遠都會

1537
01:26:40,375 --> 01:26:43,875
寶貝，裡面還有東西

1538
01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:55,625
（生日快樂）

1539
01:26:58,916 --> 01:27:00,041
什麼？

1540
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:01,791
這是什麼？

1541
01:27:01,875 --> 01:27:04,000
小伊的大學基金

1542
01:27:04,083 --> 01:27:05,791
不行，我不能拿

1543
01:27:05,875 --> 01:27:08,375
雖然不多，我們知道她會希望你收下

1544
01:27:10,333 --> 01:27:12,125
你能用這筆錢回家

1545
01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:13,750
找間新公寓

1546
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:16,083
再找會計的工作

1547
01:27:16,166 --> 01:27:19,500
你也能用這筆錢

1548
01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:21,375
給他們好看

1549
01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:22,875
小伊會怎麼說？

1550
01:27:31,375 --> 01:27:33,333
（出售）

1551
01:27:53,833 --> 01:27:55,041
不行

1552
01:27:59,750 --> 01:28:00,750
我好爛

1553
01:28:10,041 --> 01:28:11,041
天啊

1554
01:28:42,875 --> 01:28:44,250
（吉兒小伊的餐車）

1555
01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:46,250
（美食甜點玉米片）

1556
01:28:46,333 --> 01:28:47,416
（盛大開幕）

1557
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:52,083
先生，有沒有興趣試吃…

1558
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:54,166
你好

1559
01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:08,250
你好

1560
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:09,166
你好

1561
01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:11,958
我們能點紫薯滿滿玉米片嗎？

1562
01:29:12,041 --> 01:29:13,125
好的

1563
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,208
謝謝

1564
01:29:16,916 --> 01:29:18,208
天啊

1565
01:29:18,291 --> 01:29:19,750
該死，著火了

1566
01:29:29,750 --> 01:29:30,666
很抱歉

1567
01:29:30,750 --> 01:29:34,500
我沒辦法做你的甜點玉米片

1568
01:29:35,250 --> 01:29:36,125
不行做

1569
01:29:36,208 --> 01:29:37,791
我討厭你

1570
01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,000
我很抱歉

1571
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,666
你教她討厭人

1572
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:55,958
笨蛋

1573
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,708
打烊了

1574
01:30:03,458 --> 01:30:05,250
我說打烊了

1575
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:10,083
瑟拉，你來做什麼？

1576
01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:11,000
該死

1577
01:30:11,083 --> 01:30:12,125
短路嗎？

1578
01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:13,958
應該是

1579
01:30:15,750 --> 01:30:17,416
可能是電池負荷過重

1580
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:19,708
需要加強電力系統

1581
01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:23,208
你幹麼先炸好薯條？

1582
01:30:23,291 --> 01:30:24,791
餐點都要現做

1583
01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:29,791
我沒時間每次客人點餐現炸薯條

1584
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,291
看起來你有時間

1585
01:30:31,375 --> 01:30:33,541
這讓我想到到底為什麼

1586
01:30:33,625 --> 01:30:35,125
你要停在海港？

1587
01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:37,208
海港很漂亮，還有很多…

1588
01:30:37,291 --> 01:30:38,541
慢跑的人

1589
01:30:38,625 --> 01:30:39,750
還有穿名牌的科技宅男

1590
01:30:39,833 --> 01:30:40,666
白人大媽

1591
01:30:40,750 --> 01:30:42,291
跟穿緊身瑜伽褲的素食網紅？

1592
01:30:42,791 --> 01:30:44,708
大家都討厭海港

1593
01:30:45,208 --> 01:30:46,958
連海港都討厭自己

1594
01:30:47,041 --> 01:30:48,541
就是洛杉磯

1595
01:30:48,625 --> 01:30:51,166
假裝這次小試營運…

1596
01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:53,291
超級小又冷清的試營運沒發生過

1597
01:30:53,875 --> 01:30:55,125
我們的餐車

1598
01:30:55,208 --> 01:30:59,250
要在嬉皮山重新盛大開幕

1599
01:30:59,333 --> 01:31:00,500
我們？

1600
01:31:00,583 --> 01:31:02,166
你問誰要跟你走吧？

1601
01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,208
對

1602
01:31:05,166 --> 01:31:06,833
我要跟你走，好嗎？

1603
01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:11,291
我要跟你走

1604
01:31:11,875 --> 01:31:12,750
為什麼？

1605
01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:14,458
你很厲害

1606
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,458
我也不差

1607
01:31:16,541 --> 01:31:18,125
你不能加入他們

1608
01:31:18,208 --> 01:31:19,625
就打敗他們

1609
01:31:26,583 --> 01:31:28,416
（舊金山嬉皮山）

1610
01:32:42,250 --> 01:32:44,000
（賣完）

1611
01:32:49,833 --> 01:32:54,333
（德州奧斯丁）

1612
01:33:01,708 --> 01:33:02,541
你好

1613
01:33:02,625 --> 01:33:03,500
吉兒

1614
01:33:04,250 --> 01:33:05,458
你回家了

1615
01:33:05,541 --> 01:33:06,416
你好，寶貝

1616
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:09,791
對

1617
01:33:10,416 --> 01:33:11,625
好的，太好了

1618
01:33:12,125 --> 01:33:13,208
好

1619
01:33:28,708 --> 01:33:30,625
我吃過了，只是想來打聲招呼

1620
01:33:31,875 --> 01:33:33,291
-你好
-你好

1621
01:33:35,750 --> 01:33:36,625
你好嗎？

1622
01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:39,625
你要跟我說話嗎？

1623
01:33:39,708 --> 01:33:42,041
我們好久沒看到你

1624
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:46,625
魏斯，你每晚都在荷西餐廳

1625
01:33:48,000 --> 01:33:48,958
她不在荷西餐廳

1626
01:33:49,041 --> 01:33:49,958
我知道

1627
01:33:50,041 --> 01:33:50,875
你知道嗎？

1628
01:33:50,958 --> 01:33:53,583
我…知道

1629
01:33:56,958 --> 01:33:58,291
我就是愛荷西餐廳

1630
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,000
沒人會那麼愛荷西餐廳

1631
01:34:02,875 --> 01:34:05,500
連荷西自己都沒那麼愛

1632
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:07,208
我就是那麼愛

1633
01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:11,541
吉兒過得很好

1634
01:34:12,041 --> 01:34:13,000
這有幫助的話

1635
01:34:13,583 --> 01:34:14,833
她開餐車

1636
01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:15,833
你怎麼知道？

1637
01:34:16,750 --> 01:34:18,916
當然是從IG看到，她好可愛

1638
01:34:22,333 --> 01:34:23,625
你沒偷看嗎？

1639
01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:28,000
她已經受夠我窺探她的生活

1640
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:32,666
也對

1641
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:35,958
對

1642
01:34:48,583 --> 01:34:50,625
希望她的留言有救回來

1643
01:34:50,708 --> 01:34:51,750
什麼？

1644
01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:57,333
她發文說伊莎貝的留言都遺失

1645
01:34:59,375 --> 01:35:00,375
滿久了

1646
01:35:00,458 --> 01:35:05,083
她問有沒有人知道怎麼復原

1647
01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:11,875
留言？

1648
01:35:11,958 --> 01:35:13,583
有加密

1649
01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,791
大概早就被刪掉

1650
01:35:16,458 --> 01:35:17,625
就算沒刪掉

1651
01:35:17,708 --> 01:35:19,541
也要駭進電信公司的伺服器

1652
01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:21,875
這樣你就會被盯上

1653
01:35:21,958 --> 01:35:25,208
幹麼不用老方法來做業績，魏斯？

1654
01:35:25,291 --> 01:35:26,625
靠銷售

1655
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:31,500
菲利斯，這不是賣房子

1656
01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:32,833
是一個女生

1657
01:35:38,416 --> 01:35:40,041
我錯得離譜

1658
01:35:42,666 --> 01:35:44,625
感覺這件事…

1659
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:49,750
是我現在唯一能做的事

1660
01:35:59,208 --> 01:36:00,791
魔法風雲會？

1661
01:36:00,875 --> 01:36:03,125
你當我是什麼？魯蛇嗎？

1662
01:36:03,208 --> 01:36:04,666
菲利斯，那是

1663
01:36:05,291 --> 01:36:07,833
第一版黑蓮花卡

1664
01:36:08,708 --> 01:36:11,000
是我擁有最有價值的東西

1665
01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:15,000
只有你能做到

1666
01:36:25,166 --> 01:36:26,083
魏斯

1667
01:36:28,416 --> 01:36:30,166
你應該直接…

1668
01:36:30,250 --> 01:36:31,500
打給她？

1669
01:36:33,583 --> 01:36:35,291
她不會接

1670
01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,125
那就…

1671
01:36:39,333 --> 01:36:40,833
留言給她

1672
01:36:51,833 --> 01:36:53,541
（吉兒）

1673
01:36:56,625 --> 01:36:58,750
我是吉兒，你知道怎麼做

1674
01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:00,625
你好，吉兒

1675
01:37:01,375 --> 01:37:02,458
我是魏斯

1676
01:37:03,833 --> 01:37:04,791
好久不見

1677
01:37:08,666 --> 01:37:11,000
我看到你的餐車生意很好

1678
01:37:13,291 --> 01:37:14,750
我很驕傲

1679
01:37:15,583 --> 01:37:17,750
我…能這樣說的話

1680
01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:24,375
我…

1681
01:37:24,458 --> 01:37:29,458
想跟你說我換新的工作手機

1682
01:37:29,541 --> 01:37:34,208
你能繼續留言

1683
01:37:36,833 --> 01:37:40,291
我付到明年底

1684
01:37:40,375 --> 01:37:43,500
也能再延長

1685
01:37:44,583 --> 01:37:45,750
看你想要多久

1686
01:37:45,833 --> 01:37:48,791
不會有人在聽

1687
01:37:50,416 --> 01:37:51,500
只有小伊

1688
01:37:57,208 --> 01:37:59,875
你晚上應該有節目

1689
01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:05,916
我想在荷西餐廳迎接新年

1690
01:38:07,916 --> 01:38:11,541
能大口吃塔可，誰還需要跨年吻

1691
01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:12,625
對嗎？

1692
01:38:13,833 --> 01:38:15,125
那…

1693
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:19,416
抱歉，說出來才發現很尷尬

1694
01:38:24,083 --> 01:38:26,458
我根本不知道你在不在這裡

1695
01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:28,791
那就…

1696
01:38:33,708 --> 01:38:35,625
新年快樂，吉兒

1697
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:41,916
-看不下去
-什麼？

1698
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,500
-看不下去
-你們…

1699
01:38:43,583 --> 01:38:45,250
你放我們鴿子

1700
01:38:45,333 --> 01:38:46,166
又一次

1701
01:38:46,250 --> 01:38:48,041
我的表弟不能一個人在家跨年

1702
01:38:48,125 --> 01:38:49,500
聽泰勒絲的歌哭

1703
01:38:49,583 --> 01:38:51,041
我才沒有哭

1704
01:38:51,125 --> 01:38:52,583
整條街都聽到

1705
01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:53,875
他們又在投訴

1706
01:38:53,958 --> 01:38:55,875
我今晚有事

1707
01:38:55,958 --> 01:38:57,083
不准再吃塔可

1708
01:38:57,166 --> 01:38:58,041
對，塔可

1709
01:38:58,125 --> 01:38:59,125
我懷念以前的魏斯

1710
01:38:59,208 --> 01:39:01,541
抱歉，以前的魏斯現在不能接電話

1711
01:39:01,625 --> 01:39:02,458
為什麼？

1712
01:39:02,541 --> 01:39:03,958
不行，你敢

1713
01:39:04,041 --> 01:39:04,916
他死了

1714
01:39:05,000 --> 01:39:06,375
快去洗澡

1715
01:39:06,458 --> 01:39:07,958
天啊，你需要洗澡

1716
01:39:08,041 --> 01:39:09,958
我們要去派對

1717
01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:10,875
-不要
-要

1718
01:39:10,958 --> 01:39:12,541
-不要
-要

1719
01:39:15,666 --> 01:39:17,416
好，很成熟

1720
01:39:17,500 --> 01:39:18,416
不要

1721
01:39:25,583 --> 01:39:27,208
我會叫外送香檳

1722
01:39:27,291 --> 01:39:28,500
-很好
-等等

1723
01:39:28,583 --> 01:39:29,875
看你害我變這樣

1724
01:39:29,958 --> 01:39:34,875
我想在荷西餐廳迎接新年

1725
01:39:34,958 --> 01:39:38,875
能大口吃塔可，誰還需要跨年吻

1726
01:39:38,958 --> 01:39:40,000
對嗎？

1727
01:39:48,458 --> 01:39:49,333
什麼？

1728
01:39:56,708 --> 01:39:58,250
30分鐘

1729
01:40:58,041 --> 01:41:00,333
她有什麼特別，魏斯？

1730
01:41:07,666 --> 01:41:09,500
她說話不經大腦

1731
01:41:12,583 --> 01:41:15,666
她的臉頰總是塞滿食物

1732
01:41:15,750 --> 01:41:16,708
好像…

1733
01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:18,833
性感的花栗鼠

1734
01:41:21,333 --> 01:41:22,291
還有…

1735
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:26,000
你們知道金桔嗎？

1736
01:41:26,083 --> 01:41:27,083
不知道

1737
01:41:27,166 --> 01:41:29,958
東南亞的小柑橘水果

1738
01:41:30,708 --> 01:41:31,708
對

1739
01:41:33,083 --> 01:41:33,958
真奇怪

1740
01:41:38,458 --> 01:41:39,375
還有她的笑聲

1741
01:41:40,791 --> 01:41:42,083
是…

1742
01:41:47,916 --> 01:41:48,916
對

1743
01:41:50,708 --> 01:41:52,000
我心碎了

1744
01:41:55,333 --> 01:41:57,041
她曾是我的夢

1745
01:41:57,875 --> 01:41:59,875
你有告訴她嗎？

1746
01:42:00,666 --> 01:42:02,958
她有回家過節

1747
01:42:03,041 --> 01:42:04,666
沒有，太遲了

1748
01:42:05,500 --> 01:42:07,833
你說過，阿莉

1749
01:42:08,416 --> 01:42:09,958
她不在那裡

1750
01:42:10,041 --> 01:42:11,791
她為什麼要在？她…

1751
01:42:14,541 --> 01:42:15,625
我不配

1752
01:42:21,666 --> 01:42:26,041
也許有時候老天爺會幫你

1753
01:42:32,333 --> 01:42:34,750
（新留言）

1754
01:42:36,708 --> 01:42:37,666
什麼？

1755
01:42:38,458 --> 01:42:40,208
（小伊）

1756
01:42:46,250 --> 01:42:47,250
天啊

1757
01:42:55,708 --> 01:42:56,625
喂？

1758
01:42:57,416 --> 01:43:00,208
喂？我打錯電話

1759
01:43:00,291 --> 01:43:02,250
我想找我老姊吉兒

1760
01:43:02,333 --> 01:43:04,791
她今天有面試，你聽過她嗎？

1761
01:43:04,875 --> 01:43:07,125
我老姊吉兒親過柯林柯溫

1762
01:43:07,208 --> 01:43:08,791
然後痛扁他

1763
01:43:08,875 --> 01:43:11,833
我老姊是這區最辣最勇

1764
01:43:11,916 --> 01:43:13,625
氣場最強的女王

1765
01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:16,041
保險套戴她來保護自己

1766
01:43:17,083 --> 01:43:21,666
辛巴，記住你是誰

1767
01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:25,791
我模仿的不像

1768
01:43:29,750 --> 01:43:32,250
這次我有預感會成功，吉莉

1769
01:43:32,791 --> 01:43:35,541
你害怕也沒關係，我會陪你

1770
01:43:35,625 --> 01:43:36,666
感覺到嗎？

1771
01:43:37,333 --> 01:43:38,791
是我，老姊

1772
01:43:39,791 --> 01:43:40,833
走出去

1773
01:43:51,958 --> 01:43:54,125
現在你要跑，魏斯

1774
01:43:57,375 --> 01:43:58,666
-跑
-你有15分鐘

1775
01:43:58,750 --> 01:44:00,041
-跑？
-現在快去

1776
01:44:00,125 --> 01:44:01,500
-要去嗎？
-去

1777
01:44:05,166 --> 01:44:06,000
愛你

1778
01:44:06,083 --> 01:44:06,916
他去了

1779
01:44:24,291 --> 01:44:25,375
糟了

1780
01:44:26,125 --> 01:44:27,166
別站在路中間

1781
01:44:49,000 --> 01:44:50,250
先生，我們打烊了

1782
01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:51,375
對不起

1783
01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:54,916
我在找人，一分鐘就好

1784
01:45:14,458 --> 01:45:15,291
-你好
-等一下

1785
01:45:15,375 --> 01:45:16,208
吉兒

1786
01:45:18,583 --> 01:45:20,125
我有話要跟你說

1787
01:45:22,625 --> 01:45:23,625
我愛你

1788
01:45:25,083 --> 01:45:27,416
完全藏不住心動的感覺

1789
01:45:27,500 --> 01:45:30,125
這種難以自拔的渴望

1790
01:45:30,208 --> 01:45:32,833
不是從我見到你開始

1791
01:45:32,916 --> 01:45:35,333
是在之前

1792
01:45:35,416 --> 01:45:36,291
還有…

1793
01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,416
我很害怕

1794
01:45:39,500 --> 01:45:41,625
我…

1795
01:45:42,250 --> 01:45:44,500
我沒有這種事的經驗

1796
01:45:45,541 --> 01:45:48,708
你讓我勇敢

1797
01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:54,875
你讓我心動

1798
01:45:59,791 --> 01:46:02,041
我知道你不需要男人，吉兒

1799
01:46:04,958 --> 01:46:06,750
我很需要你

1800
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,750
說得很好，好棒

1801
01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:24,375
-你確定？
-對

1802
01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:28,208
我好像梅格萊恩

1803
01:46:29,041 --> 01:46:31,541
那我就是湯姆…

1804
01:46:31,625 --> 01:46:32,541
給我出去

1805
01:46:32,625 --> 01:46:33,625
快點

1806
01:46:33,708 --> 01:46:35,500
我說過我要走

1807
01:46:35,583 --> 01:46:37,083
出去，快給我走

1808
01:46:37,166 --> 01:46:38,083
好啦

1809
01:46:38,166 --> 01:46:39,083
-抱歉
-謝謝

1810
01:46:44,541 --> 01:46:45,791
你好

1811
01:46:46,375 --> 01:46:47,916
抱歉，等我一下

1812
01:46:48,541 --> 01:46:49,958
我要休息一下，好嗎？

1813
01:46:50,041 --> 01:46:51,250
-去吧
-好

1814
01:46:51,958 --> 01:46:52,958
下一位

1815
01:46:55,750 --> 01:46:58,625
你的電話已轉接到語音信箱

1816
01:46:59,375 --> 01:47:00,833
你好，伊莎貝

1817
01:47:02,291 --> 01:47:03,416
我是魏斯

1818
01:47:06,333 --> 01:47:08,291
我想得到你的祝福

1819
01:47:09,666 --> 01:47:11,666
我要問吉兒搬來跟我住

1820
01:47:13,416 --> 01:47:14,791
或是我搬過來

1821
01:47:15,541 --> 01:47:18,291
其實我想問

1822
01:47:18,375 --> 01:47:20,291
我能不能搬去跟她住

1823
01:47:25,916 --> 01:47:30,541
我知道我永遠無法取代你

1824
01:47:31,916 --> 01:47:34,375
我保證會看《頂尖主廚》每一集

1825
01:47:35,166 --> 01:47:36,708
就算我都看過

1826
01:47:37,416 --> 01:47:43,333
我也保證會參加蘿蘋的舞會

1827
01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:47,625
我…

1828
01:47:49,250 --> 01:47:51,000
很遺憾沒能見到你

1829
01:47:52,333 --> 01:47:54,166
我一直想要妹妹

1830
01:47:55,333 --> 01:48:00,750
你能不能給我一個暗示

1831
01:48:00,833 --> 01:48:02,166
小伊

1832
01:48:03,750 --> 01:48:04,583
我會很快

1833
01:48:04,666 --> 01:48:06,833
讓你回去跟爺爺和貓王喝瑪格麗特

1834
01:48:06,916 --> 01:48:07,958
我…

1835
01:48:11,125 --> 01:48:14,083
想跟你說這是我最後一通留言

1836
01:48:15,750 --> 01:48:18,541
也想告訴你別擔心我，好嗎？

1837
01:48:20,041 --> 01:48:21,333
我會好好的

1838
01:48:24,666 --> 01:48:25,958
這個魏斯

1839
01:48:28,125 --> 01:48:29,875
他跟我們一樣是鳥

1840
01:48:31,583 --> 01:48:33,375
他連蛋都不會煎

1841
01:48:33,458 --> 01:48:35,875
還裝得很酷

1842
01:48:35,958 --> 01:48:38,416
其實是魔法風雲會宅男

1843
01:48:40,125 --> 01:48:41,916
他說他不會跳舞

1844
01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:43,333
我在教他

1845
01:48:45,916 --> 01:48:48,750
我打給你是想說…

1846
01:48:50,541 --> 01:48:51,375
天啊

1847
01:48:53,750 --> 01:48:55,250
天啊，小伊，是我們的歌

1848
01:48:55,333 --> 01:48:56,833
是蘿蘋

1849
01:48:56,916 --> 01:48:58,833
像鴿子叼著紙條上面寫

1850
01:48:58,916 --> 01:48:59,750
好，魏斯

1851
01:48:59,833 --> 01:49:01,375
是蘿蘋

1852
01:49:01,458 --> 01:49:02,708
我要掛電話

1853
01:49:03,291 --> 01:49:04,708
是蘿蘋

1854
01:49:04,791 --> 01:49:06,708
那女的真的很愛蘿蘋

1855
01:49:18,291 --> 01:49:19,333
高招

1856
01:49:32,750 --> 01:49:33,833
好了嗎？

1857
01:50:03,416 --> 01:50:05,083
我愛你，伊莎貝

1858
01:50:09,250 --> 01:50:10,916
（小伊）

1859
01:55:37,416 --> 01:55:42,416
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