Let's Shikdum
When no one's around but you and me...
is a moment I cherish, so you see...
let's get naughty the rest, we'll see
No one's around but you and me,
magic moments I cherish, so you see...
let's get naughty the rest, we'll see
Come on darling
no more teasing
go easy
don't be crazy
Sweetheart shikdum - shikdum
Windows wish curtains... would hide us...
I wish you... wouldn't punish us
Leave me alone
please don't push me
What's your crib?
Why are you evasive?
Crazy you
I know you
Sweetheart shikdum - shikdum
No teasing with smiles
Only kisses and cuddles
Okay, okay I give up
I'll do, what you want
Don't talk... this moment away
Then lose yourself in me
Sweetheart shikdum - shikdum
Speaking
Yes go on
What?
When?
Okay coming
Stupid
Cruel
Work-work-and-work all the time
and no time for me
So why do I bother?
Don't you get back home
Don't come back to me
Reporting from Marine Drive
A Safeguard security van
was ambushed here
Suspects are members
of a four-biker gang...
who allegedly pulled off heists like this one
Where?
In there
In there what?
TV wallah?
Mechanic?
Yes, everyone around is a policeman This is a police barrier
Expected tomorrow. Come later
Four bikes sir. Imported
There was a police patrol at the intersection
Some malfunction in traffic signaling...
still malfunctioning
What...?
Find a computer expert. Check out the signal
May have been tampered by someone in that gang
Not tough. Little chip.
Anyone can reset timings
Sir... I only heard about you.
Now I see... sorry sir...
I didn't Quite make you out.
And you'll make out thieves?
Who are the guys who'd use bikes like those?
Catch one
You've caught them all
Where's Ali Bhai? (Bhai: Big brother)
Trailing
Uncle...
Yes? - 500 from my side
On Sunny? - Ali Bhai - Ali Bhai?
You're a loser, kid
You cracked every record. Fencing the bike...
couldn't have cashed so much. - Yes
Now let's have a fun party - Yes fun
What's problem with me?
Why won't ladies give me looks?
They're Just sisters cheering their loser brothers
Rotten bad luck. God gives everything
but this mess up in ladies' department
Even I want to become family-wallah
Sure
Mummy, you hearing?
Ali, that's your name?
God Just heard you.
Mummy's up there
Ali myself
I'm a great fan of yours
Actually, you ride so well
You're great.
Mention not
You also sell bikes?
You want a bike? - Yes
You need a bike, you got mine.
Welcome to take a ride
No actually, it's my gift to polly.
Polly's who... sister?
Great sense of humour
polly, My boyfriend
Ali Bhai, not to feel down.
Yes, not to feel down
One day, you'll find someone.
Yes yes, you will
Not oneday, I want one now.
Mummy, send me someone. In a day or two
No, right now
Job or wife?
Lunch on time or heartburn.
Radish-in-bread
Yogurt shake in the flask.
Not for charity
Isn't worth the pain when I'm told
that you never got to eat any
Bye baby
Okay. Listen...
you can get home early
for cauliflower-in-bread
Listen...
Come on Sweety
My sweet baby bye
Who do you think you are?
One lifetime in Jail...
then you might improve
What?
Don't what me. If I didn't stop you
you'd run over this poor soul
But it isn't hurt, is it?
What'd you do after it got hurt?
If an accident never happened
never means accidents never happen
Okay, my mistake. Now what?
Say sorry to it - What...?
He won't say sorry to a man
who escaped a brush with his car?
Correct. Sorry, you must say
Sorry
Hello... anyone heard anything? - No - I said it...
You should say amiably, right? - Okay
Sorry
Loathes even your sorry
Save the dog.
Dog bhai... stop
Why are you staring darling?
As long as I'm around nothing's happening to you
Don't be afraid.
I'm a vet Sweetheart
Come darling
How are you feeling?
Your name? - Ali
You're very brave.
You've saved a life
His...? - Yes
Sorry about your accident... - Stop
please, not to be formal
So sweet
Sit, I'll fix a dish for you
What? - Carrot souffle
Carrot souffle... how caring
Your name? - Sweety
What a four-stroke name
Thank you Mummy
for sending me a full-beautiful bride
perfect
Sweety, puppy and I.
Small family, happy family
Who's there? - I'll take it
Yes?
Jai, he's Ali Ali, that's Jai
My husband
Why does this happen ...to me all the time?
What've you brought home? - He's darling
Darling? You call him that?
Because he's so cute
poor little thing was out on the streets
I've put up with all kinds of animals for your sake.
But I never imagined... you'd pick up a guy off the streets.
Guy...?
How silly of me; no not he, darling.
Darling's him. He's Ali, poor thing
How true... no?
Hello
So you live off the streets or do you do something?
Engineer-type Jobs, I run a garage.
Ask in Bandra, every soul knows Ali
Ali... for you.
Anytime you want carrot souffle, Just come over, Okay!
Promise - Yes sure
You'll want the box back? - Whenever you come next time
Bye Darling
poor soul - poor...?
I think your Ali has thief written all over his face
God! Will you ever change?
You're always suspecting everyone
And it's terrible of you and I've told you that
Good morning sir
He's... He's Ali.
Operates out of a garage in Bandra
Quick on bikes
And a thief? Sure?
Sure sir! I trailed him for two days.
Also fences stolen bikes
I'm sure he belongs to the gang
Ali's Bike point, Bandra Lake
Red CBR Fireblade
Blue CBR
Someone rapping?
How are you? - Cool. And you?
Carrot souffle. From Sweety
Send in two teas. Special
Nice
Fond of bikes?
Sure
On bikes, he'll work any original into...
a more powerful machine - Really?
Makes Ali Bhai world-famous in Mumbai.
You never told him...? Your bikes...
Calm up
Yaks crap
Then you're also a biker?
Biker? He makes a bike fly.
No touchdowns, Ali's bikes fly
He Just won a race.
On that bike...
2 km lead... left the rest clutching
You mean, here's the fastest bike?
In Ali Bhai's hands... - It is
Can I?
A bike interest? - Yes of course
Been mulling over buying a bike, fast racing-type
And Sweety likes bikes too
Want a bike?
Why not?
But I want a new bike. Fast
Fast, like this
New, but... no papers Will do?
No papers? Means?
You want to ride a bike or papers?
Takes two minutes to make paper
But where's the bike?
Right here. You'll find anything
Hi Rafik, all fine?
If you're new in Mumbai you won't know.
Here's Flea Market
Only name more famous than mine
Out of my way
Stay here. Be Quiet. - Why?
Around here everyone's a loose cannon
Speak no evil, hear no evil. - And you?
I got source codes, my settings
No one's afraid of the police?
Bloody copper who walks in here leaves his neck behind
Afraid? Worry not.
So long as you're staring at only dirt...
nothing happens to you. I'll be back
Sharp?
Or blind?
Who are you eyeballing?
Eyes down... Down
In dirt Don't... turn me on
One flick Lands you over there
Do it
What? Come again
Slap me
He's mad!
Doesn't know who he's taking on
I'll save him after the first few Stay right here
Want to take on Mad Anwar?
If you're not a bastard son. You'll wait.
I'll kill you... right now Run
What?
Run
You're in Shetty's gang? - Who...?
Or Manchekar? Rodrick's? Billu?
Which gang do you work for? - Copper gang
Cop... you? Shrunk him in one swipe
...no such spunk in cops
Ever faced off cops?
Spent my life making ass of cops
Whatever you want to make, never make a cop
One Quirk. How you got this interest in bikes?
Come clean, yes? Any idea on bank-loot?
No! Too scared of the police
Cops? Can never catch up.
Never fear so long as Ali rides even a bicycle
Is it! Some faith in yourself
I trust a cop not to catch a thief when he knows a thief.
Stupid
These policemen are so stupid... so damn stupid
Go right in - They're fun.
Once I conned this one ...shined him bright
That was one solid wallop,
I'll give you that
pull over
What's this Joint?
My office
You're police?
No. Hitter
Scribble - What?
How long you've been stealing,
dens, hideaways, accomplices, etc., come on
Right from start I had doubts about you.
I save you and you give me a back-kick?
We're both short of time
Admit your guilt
I'll try a plea bargain
Hey sahib... wrong rhyme. I'm no thief
Look, I'm being even with you.
Just tell me what you're planning
Who are the others in your gang?
Only Chhotu, Munna and Vinod
Vinod is green, can't even ride a bike,
how can I pull off a heist?
Look you can't harass me Not like this...
why is he taking off his specs?
Stop him, no illegal act
Stop chatting the phone. - Ali...
Look I'm losing my mind Your plans Next robbery. When?
No idea, sahib
Next heist - Happened
Next robbery... - Just happened
What?
A robbery. A while ago. In Andheri
Taking the highway
Welcome to pizza place
What will you have?
Good evening sir
Any leads Jai? Any clues?
Camera locations, police positions,
our reaction times, they knew everything
They left no clues
They're professionals
Jai, what's happening? This is too much
Getting away with daylight robbery
...it's a slur on us
Sir, I think we're going wrong. - How?
All along we were thinking like policemen.
Now... we got to think like thieves.
If they're sharp, we got to get sharper
They use bikes for getaways
We use bikes to get them But our riders are on it.
Not our men
Someone else. - Who?
Jai hit you? - Who else?
And I tell you this, please don't mind.
For what law-abiding policeman he is...
he's really a hood
Such a terrible grinding. - Don't be afraid
I'll give him a hollering. Let him come
I'm not staying on.
He'll put me through the grind again
If he lets go, I lose face value. I'm Quitting
My home is no Jailhouse.
He'll face me if he touches you
Meanwhile, carrot souffle. Excuse me
I knew I'd find you here
Just returning the box. Bye.
Come. Where're you going?
Carrot souffle before you leave?
What's coming over you?
Not another con?
Who is it?
Shall I tell Sweety that you fence stolen bikes?
She despises thieves.
If she knows, no more carrot, only stick
No entry for you in here - Who's there?
Jai...
big brother
Jai, what's this I hear? You hit Ali?
I... can I hit anybody?
I hit you? - No
I fell off the bike
Why would I hit this poor guy?
He didn't get what I was getting at
I took him to the police station because he's working for me
Yes, I was telling him how he can help us
For that I took him to the police station
But poor guy got me all wrong
How wonderful Ali,
you're scared for nothing
Great Jai
See Ali? Jai isn't all that ugly
he'll take good care of you
Darling, let's go inside
Good care of me...
sums all my fears Working for you? Doing what?
I'm doing nothing
You guys work life's dangers.
I'm not into it
For you
Sweety gets to see it; then others
Getting at what, big brother? For a minimum of 3 years...
your boys get to manage your garage.
Why are you after me?
Don't peel the specs. You're fine how you are
Tomorrow you're on the Job, correct?
6 am sharp
Six am...?
Morning prayers?
I'll give you a rosary.
And I'll take off my specs, go
photo...? - Glasses?
Say bye to Sweety. - Out
There he is!
So that's your surprise?
Grand car, no?
Get in and you're getting looks. - Not him, the car
price? Never mind. Only takes... a couple of Jobs
Yes Kabir? Nice?
3000 cc Zero to hundred In ten seconds
You should buy a car... like this
Careful
Good brakes too Stops in 5 seconds
This is scary
Jump - What?
Jump
What have you done?
Are you mad?
Brand new car
You're very lucky Rahul.
You could've been in that car - What?
It's no waiter's car
We bandits got to vanish like smoke
The day cops get wind, it's all over
No one bends my rules
Not even I
Colour
Oh Daddy I got a trio
Thank you Mummy
I got some luck, no?
One more, one more
We're raising stakes now.
Per head... 500
Quick
If hotshot Robin Hood finds out
he'll grill me. He puts me off
Tenner?
Big brother - For Band Aid
Next heist is here This area
How can you be so sure Jai?
There's a pattern
November 20, Borivali November 26, Kandivali
November 30, Malad December 5, Andheri
December 8, Vile parle
In each of the five heists
the robbers and their bikes vanished without a trace
All in a trice. But how?
Five incidents... one common factor
Western Express Highway
Always...
within a 2 or 3 minute drive from the highway.
So I think, the next target... is here
Any intelligence?
On identities or allegiances to gangs?
This gang works for themselves.
No past record or history
In this city... they can be anyone, anywhere
They can only be caught in the act.
Because after the hits...
how they masQuerade we shall never know
How to know when next?
Soon enough, sir.
Five hits in 20 days
They're revving up for a finale before they go extinct
I think that's their plan
But this time, we'll be staking it out
Shekhar come in
Shekhar here sir
Shekhar, cover my position. Copy?
Copy that sir
You're here, I know it Show yourself once
Flower wallah Make me a nice bouQuet for 10 bucks.
A whole bouQuet for a tenner?
Okay, for whom? - Now you're asking For my wife to-be.
I got to be a family wallah
No Joking on duty. If the boss gets to see, we'll have a problem
Who's scared of your boss?
Mind your business. Sell me a bouQuet
Make do with this rose. - One rose for 10?
Just...
Shekhar, you take a break.
Get back at six tomorrow - Okay sir
Me too
Home. Sweety has cooked chicken
Until we've caught them you aren't going anywhere, got it?
We stay rooted even if they don't turn up for a week?
You are too busy?
Want to inaugurate a Jail?
But Sweety's chicken...
Never heard of contact lenses?
I'll eat on time
Okay. Bye
Sweety, I'm working
Okay
Yes I love you too. Bye
What?
Go on
First, promise - What?
Not to hit me - No
What no? You won't hit me or you won't promise me?
Can't promise I won't hit you
Then I'm not telling
Okay, you can tell me
You ought to know, Sweety would've married me, - What?
That's if I had met her before ...but it's okay
She was more ravishing then or now?
You want a bashing now or later?
Must've been arranged marriage
It was arranged for you, yes? Admit it
Hello sweety
There's an envelope on the table
My photos inside it? No please, Sweety mustn't see
It's there?
Big brother... My reputation
She won't see my face - Who?
Sweety... your wife What else?
Keep it in my study, thanks, Bye
Yes I love you too
Don't cry for me, Mummy.
His heart has turned to stone - Will you shut up?
Sit tight - What?
I mean... public public distress. And sleeping police?
This is catastrophe
public help! It's a police slogan.
You're making her helpless
Some guy, by God
Okay you sit tight. Let me help
I'm a mechanic. It's my religion
Starting up stalled cars ...is religion
Excuse me
My car is broken down, Could you... help please...
Sweetheart You're mine I'm yours
With you lovingly Making my family
My heart's wish, only
Started it all over again.
Forget. Not happening for you
Yes you only you
I'm yours
Incorrigible
No family I'm lonely
My home's lovely; heart's lonely
I'm lonely; no family
My home's lovely; my heart's lonely
My dreams... so far they seem...
in a life, without wife
You're lonely even I'm lonely
You're lively, So hopefully... you and I... make a family
If I step out... I think you're silly
But your lies are lovely
You're silly
But you pack your lies lovely
Still how can I fall for you? I still don't know you
Wait for another day I'll decide what to say
Fast girl
Gone. Back to work
Yes sir, hello sir
Over here. - No pranks
You'll do one turn for me. - Which?
I got to find this sweetheart. - You need addresses, photos
Given all that, even I can find her.
You police guys are hopeless, really
I warn you
Take the left gate. Post me every 5 minutes
One Question, sir
I got to improve my general knowledge
and you're what a walking law school
Shut up
No, shut up
Keep shut, do the Job
Bikes. Coming
Not coming... moving away from us
Go. Get them Don't let them escape
At 260... I'm doing full throttle
He's over 300
Serve table 12
Must do something about him
Not here
Rohit is my brother.
He could've died
I said, not here.
Fetch the order for table 12 - Damn table 12
I'm not sparing that cop
I'll do what's to be done.
You don't tax your brains
Good evening sir. - Good evening. Table for 2 please.
Rohit, upstairs
Fighting the spurt in crime... is supercop Jai Dixit
You're on TV
You solved your cases in record time
Except this bike gang What's taking you so long?
You've seen rats stealing?
He grabs a steal... and runs for his hole.
That's how this bike gang is ...like rats
They wear masks Then they vanish
We foiled one of their operations
Hopefully... this gang won't bother us for long
A message for the audience?
You'll see the defeat on their faces soon
For the gang... what's your message?
Maybe they're watching TV right now - No madam
I don't talk to criminals
Thank you sir. - That was supercop Jai Dixit
For rest of the news, watch 'AaJ Tak'
I feel... like... - Be cool
Don't bill him. Men like him don't drop in every day.
Take care of him - Yes boss
Must take care of him
I'll take good care of him
Well done Jai
So what if we didn't catch the thieves,
their loot... we retrieved
That bike will tell us why they're so fast
Hold
Dr. Ali's operation successful.
Wonderful engineering Main thing, nitrous oxide cylinder
Know what it does?
Flick of a switch... bike becomes a rocket
Another highlight Trigger for timer.
What's more... - Good, very good
Jai, what's our next step? - They've taken a beating
It's their turn to make a move
For you