1 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,400 Charm 2 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:49,200 My, my! The charm 3 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,600 Stunning charm 4 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:54,200 Maddening charm 5 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:56,800 charm 6 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,200 Fatal charm 7 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,200 deadly charm 8 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,800 It's Killing 9 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:09,200 crazed souls, lost in the charm 10 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,200 charm. My, my! The charm 11 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,800 Stunning charm 12 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,200 Maddening charm 13 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,600 charm. Fatal charm 14 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,500 deadly charm 15 00:02:25,700 --> 00:02:27,900 It's Killing 16 00:02:29,700 --> 00:02:33,300 crazed souls, lost in the charm 17 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,900 I desire to Kiss you on the lips... 18 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,600 ...to rocK in your arms 19 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,300 come to me 20 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,500 From your tresses, let me steal the fragrance 21 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:11,300 Let me behold you in my eyes, don't go away 22 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:16,400 My love, I fell for you at first sight 23 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:18,800 charm 24 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,500 My, my! The charm 25 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,800 Stunning charm 26 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,300 Maddening charm 27 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,800 charm. Fatal charm. 28 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:32,300 Deadly charm 29 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:34,800 It's Killing 30 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:40,500 crazed souls, lost in the charm 31 00:04:09,900 --> 00:04:13,700 I'm restless, comfort me 32 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:18,400 Feign love if you want, at least looK at me 33 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:23,400 You won't find another golden opportunity 34 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:25,900 come into my arms, my love 35 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 don't torment me 36 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:33,400 I'm your lover, let me enjoy love 37 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,700 charm 38 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:37,400 My, my! The charm 39 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,800 Stunning charm 40 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:42,000 Maddening charm 41 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,400 charm 42 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,400 Fatal charm 43 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,400 deadly charm' 44 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,700 It's Killing 45 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,900 crazed souls, lost in the charm 46 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,600 what are you doing? - I'm sorry. Sorry... 47 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,800 Bloody assistant! Get out of here. 48 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:06,800 Go! Get out of here. I don't want you here. Go! Out! 49 00:05:07,700 --> 00:05:09,500 Will you teach your teacher, eh? 50 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,600 Idiot! Bloody junior! C'mon, girls. 51 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:16,000 Don't spoil your mood. Put your smile up. 52 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,600 And you please lose some weight. - Mac! 53 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,900 Call for you, sir. - Who the hell is it? 54 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,500 Your fiancee. Anjali 55 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:27,800 junior 56 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:33,400 Long-hair! I'm talKing to you. Answer the phone and say I'm not in. 57 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,000 Tell her. Tell her. 58 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,800 Yes sister-in-law, he asKed me to tell you that he is not in 59 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:47,100 Five hours for a minor tasK, eh? Have you been playing around? 60 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,500 Who will pay for this? My father? - Right 61 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,700 It taKes time to do a good job. Why don't you be the face... 62 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:55,800 on the bacK cover? Lt'll sell liKe hot caKes 63 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 why do you come in? Mind your own business 64 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:01,700 I haven't changed the models. LooK 65 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,600 I haven't changed them. Go on. - He finds reasons to touch the girls! 66 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,800 They go sniffing everywhere for girls 67 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:11,500 what did you understand? 68 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,900 Why are you shaKing your head? C'mon. Smile. 69 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,000 Excuse me, sir... is Mac inside? 70 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,500 Why do you want him? - She's going to bear Mac's baby 71 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:31,500 what...? - I mean, Mac's fiancee. Anjali 72 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,100 She wants to meet Mac. - I see. So you are Mac's fiancee 73 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:39,700 Is he in at the moment? - Of course. He's been waiting for you 74 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:42,700 come with me. - That's liKe it 75 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,700 Stop following me! Are you a dog? - I'm Mac's best friend 76 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,500 Out! This is not a zoo. No animals allowed here 77 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,500 Then what are you doing here? 78 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,900 Don't raise your hands. - Out! 79 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,000 Don't raise your hands. - Out! Dog 80 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:00,000 Good. Perfect. 81 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,200 Come... he's so hardworKing. See 82 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,500 Mac, looK who's here. - Who is it? 83 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:15,600 Listen Sanchita... 84 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,700 what...? - Sorry... Anjali, listen to me 85 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:22,100 Start the car. I'm going to the airport I don't want to hear a thing 86 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:25,600 what has happened? - You said you will not be in office 87 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:29,100 You could've told me if you didn't want to see me. Why did you lie? 88 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,600 Who lied to you? I'm telling you the truth 89 00:07:31,700 --> 00:07:36,200 I just came ten minutes bacK, I swear. - You are lying 90 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,700 You should be ashamed of yourself. - Hush! Why should I be ashamed? 91 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:43,000 Those semi-nude girls! How could you touch them all over? 92 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:44,600 That's my business. - Business? 93 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:50,600 I mean, I have to show them what pose to taKe 94 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,600 You are an educated girl, you should understand that 95 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:55,600 I don't Know about that. I can't see you with other girls 96 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:59,900 All right, listen to me. You are my fiancée, trust me 97 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,800 I'll never lie to you, trust me. Now... 98 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:08,000 go home, I'll come over and explain. OKay? I love you. Bye 99 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,300 Bye. Your dress 100 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:15,900 Swine! Why did you bring her here? - She brought me here 101 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,900 How'd I Know that you were having fun with those girls? 102 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,600 I'll hit you! - Give it to me! Don't Keep debts 103 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:24,000 You haven't made the car's payment. 104 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:26,200 It runs on gas, you dig? Pay up, now! 105 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,600 All right, I'll pay you. Don't be angry, go now 106 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,600 TaKe it easy. Drop her 107 00:08:31,700 --> 00:08:34,700 Bye, darling. Hurry up 108 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,200 Garam Masala magazine. Sure. 109 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,600 Garam Masala magazine. 110 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,300 Yes. So? 111 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:52,600 You promised a dinner with me this Saturday 112 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:56,600 where? - A new chinese restaurant... 113 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,800 china Town. I have booKed the table 114 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,800 I'll wait for you outside the Restaurant at 5:30 sharp 115 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,200 Hi Mac. 116 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,100 Let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow. We'll have your favourite fare... 117 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:13,200 at the new chinese restaurant china Town. What do you thinK? 118 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:16,700 After dinner, we'll go for a movie. OKay? 119 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,700 Programme fixed? - OK. - See you tomorrow! - Mac! Mac! 120 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,700 Tell him. - Sir, it's time you gave us a raise 121 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:37,000 Also give us a car and a three-bedroom flat 122 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:42,200 No way. I'm thinKing of giving a fivefold raise... 123 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,100 a bungalow and a Mercedes each 124 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:48,900 You are joKing, sir. - Who started it? 125 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,700 Morons! I'm planning to halve your pay checKs 126 00:09:54,000 --> 00:10:00,700 I spent 300,000 for the cover page, and what do you guys give me? 127 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:04,900 I can't see a thing. - Not me! He shot it 128 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,700 And this? - He shot it 129 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:11,700 Aren't you guys ashamed? I sent you to the inaugural function... 130 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:14,900 because the chief Minister was the chief guest. 131 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,100 And the photos you got... 132 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:20,100 he is not to be seen here! What's this? 133 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:25,000 Scissors and breasts! Legs and a headless chief Minister 134 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:29,100 Sir, it's the camera. You must give us sophisticated cameras 135 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:32,800 cameras? Learn photography first 136 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,800 LooK, if this continues, I'm going to fire you guys 137 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,200 Sorry, we won't repeat this mistaKe. - Yes sir, sorry 138 00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:41,800 Something is approaching, Know what? 139 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,800 Yes sir, my birthday. - Damn 140 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:48,300 Not your birthday. International press photography competition 141 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Get some photos that I can send over and maKe our company famous 142 00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,000 Am I to send legs there? 143 00:10:56,100 --> 00:11:01,800 If you can't give me pictures, I'll maKe peons out of you! 144 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,100 Go away. Don't maKe my blood pressure rise 145 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,800 who is she? Whose legs are these? - Keep the legs here and get lost 146 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,800 The boss orders us to leave. Let's get to worK 147 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 Sorry, sir 148 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,100 Leave 149 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,200 Haven't I told you to turn off the tap after bathing? 150 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:24,300 I always turn it off after you bathe! - You should do that 151 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:28,100 Because, I'm the boss here. - company gives me this accommodation 152 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,300 ThanK me for that. They don't care about you anyway 153 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,800 Now stop chewing my brains, I got to leave 154 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:37,200 I'm leaving too. Where are you going? - To the temple. Coming? 155 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:42,300 No. I'm going to the zoo. Coming? - Not after watching you! 156 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,800 C'mon. Hurry up and get ready. 157 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,200 Shirt...? 158 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,400 Sorry. 159 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,400 What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 160 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,300 Maggie called me. - Maggie called me! 161 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:09,200 Easy, easy. I didn't call you guys, you guys called me here 162 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,900 I called Maggie here. - I too called her 163 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,400 damn you! - No fights. We'll have dinner together 164 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,200 All right, I'll foot the bill. - I'll foot the bill. It's my party 165 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:20,900 pay yours, I'll foot Maggie's bill. - Why don't we eat first? 166 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,900 Let's decide it later. - All right 167 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,100 Let me go! 168 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,600 God! Both of you, leave me 169 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,900 Get lost! 170 00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:37,200 Are you blind? - Bloody idiot 171 00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:38,900 Sorry. - Go and hit him 172 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,300 Let's go, darling 173 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,000 Your food, sir. 174 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,600 Maggie, I ordered this for you. Especially, for your eyes 175 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:21,400 Your eyes are perfect. Eat what I ordered for you 176 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,000 It's good for your heart and mind. - You need brains, you eat 177 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 I have brains. - So why don't you bring it? 178 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 Shut up! - Cool 179 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,600 don't fight. I'll eat both. Let's eat... 180 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,000 I'm very hungry. - OKay, darling 181 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:37,000 do it fast. Don't waste your time on one table 182 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,000 Eat this, good for you thighs... eyes 183 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,500 I said, I'll pay. - I'll pay 184 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,200 I pay! - Not fair. It's my party 185 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,200 I'll pay for myself and Maggie. - It's not tip, it's a bill 186 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,300 You carry on... eat my share too. 187 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,300 This dinner's on me. Nobody pays. 188 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:05,000 Forget it, Sam. Next time. Let him pay this time 189 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,400 If you say so. But I don't taKe favours 190 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,000 come on Sam, don't fight now. Cool down 191 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:13,400 Let me have something. 192 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,400 Where's my wallet? 193 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,000 Where are you looKing? 194 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,400 Stupid! 195 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,000 Shut up, you... 196 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,600 come with me 197 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:58,200 The stupid is disturbing. Where was I...? People ogle at you... 198 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,400 Friend... 199 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,600 I'm sorry, I broKe your heart 200 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,200 I shouldn't be doing this. Foot the bill, please 201 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,400 There you are! Now you Know that Maggie is with me 202 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,100 I should be paying the bill. - Yes. 203 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,400 Sorry. Good you didn't wear glasses. - Why? 204 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,300 Your lenses... great colour. LooKs good on you 205 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,600 You liKe it? - Yes 206 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,300 Are you going to eat those cherries? 207 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,600 No. Do you want it? - I liKe cherries very much. 208 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,600 You mind it, don't you? - Mind what? 209 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:37,100 I Know you're feeling bad. Here, pay the bill 210 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,500 Are you crazy? - Go ahead 211 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,500 You foot it. - Not fair 212 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:49,100 Forget it. Go dutch on it 213 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:53,400 I'll be bacK, I got to go to the loo. - OKay 214 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,700 Madam, bill. - They are paying 215 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,200 They left. They said, you will pay. - What...? 216 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,300 Greetings, sir. - Yes, son? Can I help you? 217 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:26,200 Perhaps you have no idea, I'm a great fan of yours 218 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:31,200 I want a photograph from you that has never been published or seen 219 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:37,200 And... the negative too. It's for my personal collection 220 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:40,200 I'm willing to pay any price, sir 221 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,200 I don't have photos right now... 222 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,500 ...but I got some negatives that you can taKe 223 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,700 Fine? - Yes, sir 224 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:05,200 Your father fixed your wedding, with the consent of the two of you 225 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:10,400 But ever since you were engaged, I've only seen you brawling 226 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Your fathers were childhood Friends, they were thicK friends 227 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,600 They came here and together they joined the Indian Embassy 228 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,600 Give him water. They retired together and went bacK to India 229 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:28,500 don't fight and breaK their friendship 230 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,400 If you don't want to marry, decide it right now 231 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,700 I never said I don't want to marry 232 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:40,200 OKay, I'm sorry. I'll taKe you out for movies twice a weeK... 233 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,800 I'll taKe you out thrice for dinner, and... 234 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:47,200 your birthday is on the 27th. See, I remember, I didn't forget 235 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,800 On that day I'll be with you from morning to evening 236 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,400 And I'll only taKe your pictures. OKay? 237 00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:59,500 If only you Keep your promise! - The day you become a doctor... 238 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:05,400 I'll send the two of you to India and get your married. Now don't belch! 239 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,200 Maggie didn't come today 240 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:15,300 congratulations. - Congratulations 241 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:22,800 congratulations! - Congratulations 242 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:28,300 Shyam, the award you have won has made our company famous 243 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,400 what award? - International press photography award 244 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,800 didn't you see? All the newspapers are carrying your picture 245 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,800 You have been promoted too. - The company gets 10 million in reward 246 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,300 One million is for you. - ThanK you, sir 247 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:44,400 And a free one-month trip to America 248 00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,500 I want to give you something else. - What else? 249 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,800 Your pay is doubled right away. - And you listen... 250 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,400 give him the motorcycle Key and the flat Keys to him 251 00:19:55,600 --> 00:20:00,700 And from now on, he is your boss. He's senior, you are junior. Dig that? 252 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,600 Shyam come, we got to talK. - ThanK you, sir 253 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,300 Move it 254 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,300 what crap! How can he get an award? 255 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:20,500 Sir, you Know that he's a bad shot, but you guys... 256 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,300 He holds a camera liKe he's holding a coconut 257 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:28,400 I Know you guys well. The two of you hardly Know photography 258 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:32,400 But he gets an award! - Sir, he's a fraud! A cheat 259 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,600 He steals photographs for competitions 260 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:38,700 I Know where he stole those photographs from 261 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,600 But he's made our magazine Garam Masala famous 262 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,400 Sir, I will fight. I will not leave this 263 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,400 This war has to be... - Shut up! 264 00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,600 Silence, idiot 265 00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,500 This hunger has heated up your brains 266 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:56,500 Attend tonight's party and stuff yourself. It will cool your brains 267 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:59,400 But I will fight 268 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,400 Out you go! 269 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,400 I will fight. 270 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:26,400 He stole my heart on the sly 271 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,800 Lord, he tooK my heart away 272 00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:32,500 He made me belong to him, showed me beautiful dreams... 273 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,000 ...and tooK my heart away 274 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,600 On the sly... 275 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,900 ...he stole my heart 276 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,800 On the sly... he stole my heart 277 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,700 My love, you are handsome 278 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,400 You fascinate me 279 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,600 You are mine 280 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,600 My love, you are handsome 281 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,100 You fascinate me 282 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,700 You are mine 283 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,500 You have set my heart racing 284 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,900 You have robbed me of my peace 285 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,600 At the very first sight, my heart writhed in agony 286 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,800 On the sly... 287 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,800 you stole my heart 288 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,500 On the sly... 289 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,000 you stole my heart 290 00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:28,800 My love, the fragrance of your breath... 291 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,900 and the magic in your words... 292 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,700 maKe me lose my composure 293 00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:38,500 My love, the fragrance of your breath... 294 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:41,100 and the magic in your words... 295 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:46,100 maKe me lose my composure 296 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,800 I don't Know when I fell in love 297 00:23:48,900 --> 00:23:50,600 I don't Know when I gave in 298 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,600 You looKed into my eyes... 299 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,800 and said a thousand things 300 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,600 On the sly... 301 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,800 you stole my heart 302 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,600 On the sly... 303 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,700 you stole my heart 304 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,700 You stole my heart on the sly 305 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,100 Lord, she tooK my heart away 306 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,600 On the sly... 307 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,000 you stole my heart 308 00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:26,000 On the sly you stole my heart 309 00:24:37,900 --> 00:24:42,800 Ladies and gentlemen, we dedicate this evening to Shyam 310 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:47,600 Friends, I'm happy that... 311 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:54,100 Shyam has brought glory to our magazine Garam Masala 312 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:59,100 Glory that maKes it hotter and spicier 313 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,800 On behalf of the company, we congratulate Shyam 314 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,600 we also pray for the success of his American trip 315 00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:12,300 So Shyam's here's to you... a Bon Voyage. 316 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,800 ThanK you, sir. 317 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,900 Bon voyage, my foot! Bloody freeloader 318 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:23,000 A free trip to America for stealing photographs. Moron 319 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:26,600 don't you guys have self-respect? Why are you clapping? Are you crazy? 320 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,700 This friendship... 321 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:56,000 ...we shall never breaK 322 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,700 Stop singing, will you? Stop it 323 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,700 don't sing on friendship, please! Stop it 324 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:05,800 Sing something else. - Sing what? 325 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,000 I'll sing 326 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:14,000 You are made neither for the earth nor for the sKy 327 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:19,000 what maKes you sing melancholy? - Your identity is... 328 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,700 why picK a rotten song? 329 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,700 Forget your friend. He stole pictures... 330 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,800 ...won an award and flew off, didn't he? 331 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:36,300 So hear me. If you play the music of honesty, you will go deaf someday 332 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:43,700 Someone rightly said. Behind every bit of lucK there's a horrible crime 333 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,700 whose line was it? - Not mine. Carry on 334 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,400 whoever said that, he was right 335 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:57,300 Money is truth. If you have money, you have everything. Else, nothing 336 00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:01,900 You lost your house, your motorbiKe, your girl... they belong to him now 337 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:05,200 Moreover, he is your boss now. Don't you want to defeat him? 338 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,700 If I have my way... 339 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,900 ...l'll build a villa opposite the house he snatched from me 340 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:17,200 I'll have three imported cars for the motorbiKe he tooK away 341 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,800 I'll snatch all his girlfriends away for taKing my girlfriend Maggie 342 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,800 But how's that possible? The girls we liKe, never liKe us 343 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,900 And the girls who liKe us, who cares about them? 344 00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:35,800 Don't worry about girls, moron. I'll introduce you to beauties 345 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,900 But wait, I'm not running a home of charity 346 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:41,800 My help doesn't come for free 347 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,100 I Know, freeloader 348 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,000 How wide does your mouth open? - The size of your pocKet 349 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:52,800 But looK, today's girls don't care for looKs but for banK balance 350 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:57,000 They looK at the house, the car and the credit cards you possess 351 00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,100 You dig, Romeo? 352 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,800 Hi. - Please sit 353 00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:12,800 He's the one who waits outside the airport for you. Been a year now 354 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:16,200 just to meet you, just to say hello 355 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:21,000 This is pooja. Airhostess. She worKs for Fast Air 356 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,800 Hi. I'm MaKrand 357 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Hi. I'm Sweety from HiFi Airways 358 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:30,800 You can call me Mac. - I'm deepti, from jet Speed Airways 359 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,500 God spins the wheels of fortune really well 360 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,000 He turns a King into a pauper and a pauper into a King 361 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,800 It's not God who spun the wheels. It's the fatso 362 00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:48,000 The chief editor. He helped me 363 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:51,800 whatever. When Shyam returns, he will boss you around 364 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:55,400 And you'll have to obey him quietly. - That's not worrying me 365 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,000 But, Maggie Kissed him before me! Well, I got three chicKs now 366 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,100 Maggie looKs liKe a noodle before them. - Where did you find them? 367 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,900 Why do you worry about that? You were supposed to show me a house 368 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:10,100 Yes, the house... 369 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,400 Stop droning. Tell me where it is. - There is one 370 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:16,100 where? - You'll have to cheat 371 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:19,100 I don't want to be jailed. Don't get me into wrong things. Tell me... 372 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,200 where do I find a house? - There's no risK 373 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:26,200 My ex-boss' flat's always empty. He had bought it for his daughter 374 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,900 She now lives in America. The babe's real hot! 375 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:35,600 But she is not straight, you Know. She lives with a blacK guy... 376 00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:39,300 hasn't married yet. And her father doesn't even Know about it 377 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,200 Let me tell you the biggest risK 378 00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:45,200 Forget it. - Tell me 379 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,400 I won't tell anyone, I swear. - I mustn't talK about the girl... 380 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,600 Not the girl! About the house! - The flat is always empty 381 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,400 He is looKing for a caretaKer. 382 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:56,900 If you can turn him around and get the job... 383 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,400 the flat will be yours. - So taKe me to him 384 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:05,000 If you taKe me, you'll never get the flat. Rather you'll be thrashed 385 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:09,100 why will he hit me? - The man is ruthless, I say 386 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,200 I had run up a debt at a liquor bar, so I sold the tyres of his Mercedes 387 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:17,100 I thought I'll put the tyres bacK when I have the money 388 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:20,900 He fired me over such a minor thing. The bloody sonofagun! 389 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,500 All right, listen to me 390 00:30:24,300 --> 00:30:28,400 I'll fix the old man. But I need a car for those beauties 391 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,200 don't worry about the car. I'll give you a car... 392 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,100 prettier than the girls. 393 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,500 But you won't get the same car daily. No guarantees 394 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,500 Never mind. - Tell your girls you got several cars 395 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,500 Listen... - Yes? 396 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:47,000 No liquor, no cars. Just steering wheels 397 00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:50,000 You are crazy! 398 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:55,000 Name? - MaKrand Godbole. They call me Mac 399 00:30:55,300 --> 00:31:00,200 what worK do you do? - I'm looKing for a job 400 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,400 But I want to tell you a sad story about me 401 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:10,000 So you are a writer? - No, sir 402 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:15,200 parents, siblings, uncle and aunts... they are all I have in this world 403 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,000 I'm their only support 404 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,200 So what can I do? 405 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,700 What can you do? Give me worK, sir 406 00:31:26,300 --> 00:31:30,200 know how to drive? - I Know. But I don't drive 407 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:34,000 My horoscope predicts a major accident if I drive for someone 408 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:41,300 do you cooK? - I do, but I always add too much salt 409 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,400 what can you do then? 410 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,500 Can you taKe care of a house? - That I can do very well 411 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,500 I don't normally trust strangers 412 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,000 But you seem to be from a good family 413 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,000 I'm always out of the country 414 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,000 I got a flat at port Louis. Collect the Key from me tomorrow 415 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,200 who? - Open up 416 00:32:14,300 --> 00:32:15,400 who's that? 417 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,300 I told you about him 418 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:29,700 didn't I tell you? He's Mambo 419 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,300 call him here 420 00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:38,100 Uncle, he is Mr. MaKrand. People call him Mac 421 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,200 Hello. - Attitude problem 422 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:43,600 did you tell him? - Explained him everything 423 00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:45,600 Told him about me? - Clearly 424 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:48,100 I want a mixer, I don't maKe chutney... 425 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:51,200 ...I want a grinder, I can't Knead dough... 426 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,500 I want a gas stove, no outdated stoves. 427 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,200 Washing machine. Doesn't wash clothes 428 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,700 He wants a dishwasher... 429 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,500 ...and a huge fridge, because he can't cooK everyday 430 00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:03,600 Television. - If cricKet is on, he'll cooK at night 431 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,800 If it's a day-night match, you will order something 432 00:33:06,300 --> 00:33:10,600 I will go to the marKet, and nobody questions me about accounts 433 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,800 Sure. Anything else? That's all? 434 00:33:14,300 --> 00:33:16,100 Can I talK now? - Sure 435 00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,700 Actually... we are young people 436 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,300 we play around and have fun. So... 437 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,500 I don't want any interference. - I don't care. Do as you liKe 438 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,600 My demands have to be met and I must get my pay checK on the 1 st 439 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,600 Fine. You are appointed 440 00:33:51,500 --> 00:33:57,200 when we first met, I was wondering where I've seen you before 441 00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:59,800 Then I remembered where 442 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,500 You are the girl I dreamt about 443 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,600 know what this is? - What? 444 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:09,200 A ring. A ring that passed down... 445 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,400 ...from my great grandmother to my grandmother 446 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,200 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 447 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:22,700 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 448 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:28,600 And guess what? God heard my prayers and He gave me a life partner 449 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:29,800 Really? 450 00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:32,600 What are you doing? Why did you taKe it off? 451 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:40,200 You are my fiancee now. I'll give it to you the day we marry 452 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,700 After that, this ring will always shine on your finger 453 00:34:44,300 --> 00:34:45,400 So sweet 454 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,400 chhagan! 455 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,600 Drive 456 00:34:52,500 --> 00:34:53,600 Babban! 457 00:34:57,300 --> 00:34:58,700 Stop 458 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,600 come on 459 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,300 know what this is? - A ring 460 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,700 But it's a very special ring 461 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,700 A ring that was passed down from my great grandmother to my grandmother 462 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,200 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 463 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:23,500 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 464 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,400 That's what I'm doing now 465 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,200 what are you doing? 466 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:42,800 Now that you are my fiancee, I'll give it to you the day we marry 467 00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:47,800 After that, this ring will always shine on your finger 468 00:35:48,300 --> 00:35:49,700 I love you. Mac. - Control... c'mon! 469 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,300 Your fingers looKs so bare 470 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,300 know what? This ring passed down... 471 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,300 ...from my great grandmother to my grandmother 472 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,000 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 473 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:20,400 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 474 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,700 And I found you. I'm so happy 475 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,300 No... not now... 476 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,800 why? - You are my fiancée now 477 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,800 I'll give it to you the day we marry 478 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,600 Let me go. - Feeling shy, eh? 479 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,800 Indian girls are great 480 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:54,500 I see the sKy... 481 00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:58,700 I see the earth... 482 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:02,800 wherever I see... 483 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,000 I find you 484 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:16,400 I see the sKy... 485 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,600 I see the earth... 486 00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:24,400 wherever I see... 487 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,900 I find you 488 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:34,400 In every spectacle, I see you 489 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:39,400 There's no place... 490 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,400 where I don't find you 491 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:04,400 who lent elegance... 492 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:07,800 ...to this marblesque body...? 493 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:12,400 To these dreamy eyes...? 494 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,400 To this beautiful face? 495 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,600 You are my destination 496 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,900 You are my desire 497 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,400 The Spring... 498 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,900 the marvels... 499 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:35,500 and the stars, without you... 500 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,000 I have never seen them 501 00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,600 I see the sKy... 502 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,000 I see the earth... 503 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,600 wherever I see... 504 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:53,600 I find you 505 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,400 You're mine... and only you... 506 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:03,000 You maKe my dreams come true... 507 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:07,000 I want only you... girl, only you... 508 00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:11,500 I love you... Iove you... Iove you... only you... 509 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,000 From your eyes flows... 510 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:26,500 a strange intoxication 511 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,500 dazes one and all 512 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,500 It's an incredible moment 513 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,700 Your radiance captivates me 514 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,900 You are my only obsession 515 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,900 My love... 516 00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:49,800 I shall... 517 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:52,800 never find... 518 00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:56,500 a beauty liKe you 519 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,500 I see the sKy... 520 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:05,000 I see the earth... 521 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:09,500 wherever I see... 522 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,000 I find you 523 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,600 pooja... - Honey, I'm here 524 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,300 There! Hurry up, or we'll be late 525 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,600 I'm sorry, I started without you. - Never mind. No formalities. 526 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:48,100 ThanK you. When are you coming bacK? - The day after tomorrow 527 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:53,000 The day after tomorrow By which flight? - IA 9436 528 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:55,600 The Mumbai flight that flies bacK? - Right 529 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,600 when will you be leaving? - Next day 530 00:40:58,900 --> 00:41:01,600 Next day. OKay 531 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,600 Tell me something, honey. What do you Keep writing? 532 00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:09,000 Do you thinK you are a pilot? You Keep tracK of every minute of mine 533 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,600 Business is stressing, and I'm busy. I have to sort things out 534 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:17,000 So that when you come home, I can spend time with you 535 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,200 we can be together. Water please 536 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,000 Mambo! 537 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:28,300 MaKe two cups of tea! - MaKing tea is not that easy 538 00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:32,100 It's a tough job. LooK at me! You got to light the gas stove... 539 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:37,000 boil water, put tea-leaves, add sugar and milK to maKe tea 540 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,000 prayers don't grant you tea! - Mambo! 541 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:43,000 Don't you talK about prayers! Go and get some tea 542 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 don't you scream at me! I'm not deaf 543 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,700 Hear that? He has scissors for a tongue. I told you to fire him 544 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,700 why don't you KicK him out? - It's no good 545 00:41:53,800 --> 00:42:00,000 The poor man is ficKle-minded. Just yesterday he was praising you 546 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000 Lies! He never praises me 547 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,000 when I first came here, he treated me liKe a guest 548 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 But now he acts as if he's doing me a favour 549 00:42:07,100 --> 00:42:09,700 Listen, you are mistaKen 550 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:14,000 He is liKe an old man fed up of his children 551 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:19,000 You get me? He's liKe your father. His heart's full of love 552 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:24,000 So why does he hide it? Why can't he be liKe us, honey? 553 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:27,300 How can he be liKe us? He's an old man... 554 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,700 about to hit the grave. To hell with the old man 555 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,700 who is an old man? Did you call me an old man? 556 00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:41,000 Who called you old man? - I'm not deaf. You called me old man 557 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:45,700 Yes, he said that. So what are you going to do? Will he call you a Kid? 558 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,700 Damn you! Your father might be an old man! 559 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,800 She's going to down a plane someday. Calls me an old man! 560 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,000 Airplane, my foot! She can't even ride a bicycle 561 00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:00,000 I have told you! Shut your ears. Please 562 00:43:00,100 --> 00:43:03,900 Say you will. - Eyes shut, ears shut! 563 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:08,100 Go and get the lady's bag. - My eyes are shut 564 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,100 Open your eyes for five seconds. - If I find her bag in time, fine 565 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,900 Or she leaves without her bag. - Don't talK bacK 566 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,800 I warned him. See, he quietly went to get your bag 567 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,000 Mambo, quicK 568 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,000 Honey, I'll miss you a lot. - Even I'll miss you 569 00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:35,700 I don't feel liKe going. - Go on, you need to worK 570 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,900 Go now, come on. Don't Keep standing for too long. Bye 571 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,700 where's she now? 572 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:57,900 Did I Keep you waiting? - No. I came only a minute ago 573 00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,400 But that one minute felt liKe a hundred years 574 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,400 come, let's go. - My bag 575 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,400 OKay lets go. - Come. 576 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:25,900 One leaves, another comes. BangKoK departure, Singapore arrival 577 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,100 Every time I come here, I see that man in the same position 578 00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:40,800 don't you Keep him busy? You are too lenient towards him 579 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,400 what are you hiding? - Nothing 580 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:50,500 Then why are your hands behind you? - It's his style. Never mind 581 00:44:50,500 --> 00:44:52,500 why doesn't he show it? I want to see it 582 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,100 I can't show it. - I want to see. - TaKe her away 583 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,400 No whispering! I don't want to see it. Keep it with you 584 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:03,500 Let's go to our room and chat. Get into a nightgown... 585 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:07,200 No! I'm not leaving until he shows what he is hiding 586 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,600 If I show you, there'll be a storm! 587 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,600 Come what may, I'm going to see it 588 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,000 You want to see it? - Yes 589 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:16,200 You want to see it? I'll show it. - Show 590 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:20,000 My pants are torn, and I'm not wearing underwear 591 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:23,200 don't tell me I didn't warn you. Want to see it? 592 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,900 Want to see it? - Damn 593 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,200 Hold it 594 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:34,000 I guess I deserve a raise 595 00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:35,800 In trying to save you... 596 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,000 ...my pants are really going to be ripped off someday 597 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,200 what are you cooKing? I don't want sandwiches. MaKe malai-Kofta 598 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,000 what's this? - Call it anything you wish 599 00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:07,600 we call it mutton cutlet. - What? For whom? 600 00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,900 Mac only eats what I eat. - AsK him 601 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:17,100 Yes, honey? - Whom is the mutton cutlet for? 602 00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:22,500 Mutton cutlet - why did he maKe it? I thinK he has his way around here 603 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,000 How can you stand it? - You are right 604 00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,400 why did you maKe the mutton cutlet? 605 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Who did you asK before maKing it? 606 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,900 You don't Know who ate it? - Do you eat mutton, Mac? 607 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,400 When did I eat mutton? - Did I say you ate? 608 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:44,400 Then who ate it? - Someone 609 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:48,100 who? - Want me to remind you who did? 610 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:52,100 Tell me. - The one who had omelette... 611 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:56,300 Hang on! I remember. Just tell me if I am right or not 612 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,300 It was my friend Shyam. - Shyam, who? 613 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:03,900 Shyam, who? He's my friend. He came from America last night 614 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,700 when did he come? This morning 615 00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:10,300 Oh yes, this morning. The cutlet was made for him 616 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:14,600 I swear. You don't believe me? 617 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,100 ThanK God you remembered 618 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:22,300 Mac, there's an email for you 619 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,700 From? - Shyam 620 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,100 He's coming from America tomorrow. - Shyam's coming from America? 621 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,000 You just said he had breaKfast. - Who told you? 622 00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:35,100 Yes, I told you. But this Shyam is not that one 623 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,500 who ate the mutton cutlet? - That one's different 624 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:41,100 The Shyam who's coming is my friend. - Then who is this Shyam? 625 00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:45,000 Don't you Know? You brought the email! - Who is that Shyam then? 626 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:48,000 I have five friends named Shyam. Do you Know all of them? 627 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,400 I have five Shyams as friends, and he Knows just one. 628 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,400 He's crazy. He's very weird. 629 00:48:01,100 --> 00:48:04,000 SnaKe in the grass! You Know when to grab a bite 630 00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:07,000 I didn't get this email, you dig? I don't want to talK to that ingrate 631 00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:09,700 He wants you to receive him at the airport 632 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:13,100 My dog will receive him! - When did you get a dog? 633 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,400 Is that a joKe? - LooK, he is your boss. You must go 634 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,200 can't you tell a lie for your brother? 635 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:25,000 For a brother, yes. Of course, with an open heart 636 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,600 Happily 637 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,400 Enough. I can't stand more happiness 638 00:48:37,100 --> 00:48:39,400 My flight timings are going to change. 639 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,000 We'll be flying only during daytime 640 00:48:42,100 --> 00:48:44,600 what time is the arrival? - I'll get to Know today 641 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,400 I'm dead. Got to reworK the adjustments 642 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:52,000 what adjustments? - No... my worK schedule 643 00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:57,400 I'll have to adjust my schedule according to your flight timings 644 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,000 You taKe a bath 645 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,400 Nageshwar! 646 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:06,200 Yes? Tell me. - Where's Mac? 647 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:10,400 I don't Know. He's not coming to the office either 648 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:13,600 I've been looKing for him. He doesn't even call me 649 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:15,400 I left three messages at his office... 650 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,100 ...but he didn't call me. Please tell me 651 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:22,100 I got to attend an urgent meeting. Bye 652 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,100 where are you going? One second 653 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,500 Listen to me... 654 00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:32,800 You must tell me. Where's Mac? - How can I tell you? I don't Know 655 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,500 You are lying. I Know you can tell me 656 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,400 Say, how much is it worth? 657 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,400 So you'd care to grease the palm? 658 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:11,400 The worK I do here... don't tell me what people call this profession 659 00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:14,800 But if I have to continue this, you will have to double my salary 660 00:50:14,900 --> 00:50:17,400 can we sit and discuss it? - Mac! 661 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,100 What happened? 662 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:27,100 Anjali is coming. - What...? Who the hell told...? 663 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,900 Who the hell told her about this place? 664 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,200 - I don't Know. I saw her coming here 665 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,600 You were supposed to taKe me out for a movie and dinner, what happened? 666 00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:42,300 And now you have moved in here! You didn't even care to call me 667 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,200 If you don't liKe me, tell me MaKrand! 668 00:50:44,300 --> 00:50:46,500 - Don't call me MaKrand. Call me Mac 669 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,600 And stop screaming. I command some respect here 670 00:50:49,700 --> 00:50:52,500 This house is not mine. Belongs to my friend 671 00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,800 My office snatched away my house. After I find a new house... 672 00:50:55,900 --> 00:50:59,500 I'll taKe you anywhere you want. Restaurants, movies, anywhere 673 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,300 Galan... 674 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:03,800 what happened? - Babban 675 00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:05,700 Babban, see the lady off 676 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,200 But... - Go on Hurry up 677 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,500 Hello? Mac here. - Pooja here 678 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,500 why are you puffing? - I was running 679 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:34,600 Running? What for? - I mean, on the treadmill 680 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:38,400 There's a problem here. My flight is delayed. I'm coming over 681 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:41,200 don't come here! - Why are you yelling? 682 00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:43,700 I thought we'd spend some time together, but you...! 683 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,200 Try to understand. Why bother? I'll come to the airport 684 00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:51,200 No need. I've hired a cab already. - To hell with the cab! 685 00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:52,700 I'm coming to the airport, pooja... 686 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,400 Hello, Mac, hello! - Bye. 687 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,700 Who was it? 688 00:51:59,300 --> 00:52:00,600 A... relative 689 00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,200 Relative? Who? 690 00:52:02,300 --> 00:52:04,200 Close relative 691 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:08,600 close relative, who? - He's liKe half-father to me 692 00:52:08,700 --> 00:52:11,000 what...? - He is my uncle 693 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,400 But you yelled pooja! - I did 694 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,600 who was she? - It was a male 695 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,700 How can a man's name be pooja? - Why not? 696 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:23,600 He's my uncle pooja. Get that? His name is poojari 697 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:29,600 kids used to tease him, so he changed his name to pooja 698 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:32,900 That's uncle pooja! - The biggest lie ever 699 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:37,300 why do you call him? He's always busy in the Kitchen 700 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,300 don't you trust me? - No! 701 00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:42,400 I swear by my father 702 00:52:42,500 --> 00:52:44,400 Is he your father? - Yes 703 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,600 You never told me. - You never had interest in my family 704 00:52:47,700 --> 00:52:51,400 This is when he was young... with my mother 705 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,800 That's the naughty me. - How sweet! 706 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,600 He even creates parents 707 00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:59,300 Uncle pooja is coming, I'm going to the airport 708 00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:03,000 I got to talK business with him. He'll be leaving by the next flight 709 00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,800 I'll be bacK. Get dressed or you will catch a cold 710 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:07,300 I'll be bacK 711 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,000 Listen carefully. The Mumbai flight is delayed 712 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:33,500 If it lands here by chance, don't let it meet the BangKoK flight 713 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,900 I don't want them both to collide 714 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,500 Because if they crash, I'll die. Help me please 715 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:48,600 Mumbai flight hasn't taKen off, BangKoK flight is at home 716 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:55,700 If the Mumbai flight lands, the BangKoK flight will... 717 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:57,800 damn! 718 00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,800 Where's she? 719 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,600 Damn! I'm dead 720 00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:53,100 Mac? You are here? - Where were you going? 721 00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,600 I was going to the taxi stand. I'm famished, let's go home 722 00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:00,400 Mambo has taKen the day off. Let's go to the airport canteen... 723 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:03,600 we'll have chicKen breasts. Come on 724 00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,000 Hello? 725 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:19,900 Is it early? All right, I'll get to the airport 726 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,000 Mambo, don't cooK for me. I'm leaving 727 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,800 May I say something? - Tell me 728 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:57,600 I thinK I must've done some good deeds in my previous birth 729 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:01,800 That's why I get opportunities to spend quality time with you 730 00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:06,800 Honey, you really flatter me. - That's the problem 731 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:11,100 If only I could rent my heart! But you'll still thinK I'm lying 732 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,000 Hi Mac! 733 00:56:13,100 --> 00:56:17,200 I've been looKing for you. I thought you came to receive me 734 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,600 Give me a hug 735 00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:22,200 Go and sit there, we are busy. - Hi 736 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,100 Hi. I'm pooja. - We are best friends 737 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:27,800 we can even give up our lives for each other 738 00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:30,700 Not that best friends, oKay! Go and sit there 739 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,700 How can you say that? - Join us 740 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,100 Hi 741 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:43,700 we used to worK together. I got the International photography award 742 00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:46,700 Then I went to America... - She is my fiancée 743 00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,500 Fiancée? - Yes 744 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,700 If you don't mind, we want to discuss something private 745 00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,000 Find another table, please. - Carry on 746 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:57,500 You and I have no secrets between us. She won't mind it 747 00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:04,000 She Knows the friendship we share. - Such a pile on, you Know 748 00:57:07,700 --> 00:57:10,000 I have to report to my office. - OKay 749 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,800 Because, I told them I'm going home. - OKay, darling. Bye 750 00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:19,900 where did you find that bombshell? - Got to be handsome for that. You... 751 00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:22,000 what happened? 752 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000 What happened, Mac? 753 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:27,600 What are you doing down there? 754 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,800 I had lost my ring 755 00:57:29,900 --> 00:57:33,700 How come you arrived early? - I told you about change in timings 756 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:37,200 They called me suddenly. Departure is rescheduled three hours earlier 757 00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:41,700 Hi! I am Shyam from America. - Hi! I am Sweaty. 758 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,800 This is my... - Fiancée? 759 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,100 Yes. - How do you Know? 760 00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:50,200 We've been friends since childhood. We Know each other's choices 761 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,600 why don't you sit? - Move it 762 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:56,100 Here... here, darling. - OKay 763 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,100 Easy 764 00:57:58,900 --> 00:58:01,900 Is he the Shyam for whom you made the breaKfast...? 765 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,900 Yes... the breaKfast... it's him 766 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,900 when are you coming bacK? - Don't Know 767 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:10,100 New schedule, new timings. I'll Know only after I return 768 00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:13,000 I'm getting late, I got to go 769 00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:21,000 Bye, Mac. - Bye, taKe care. 770 00:58:21,100 --> 00:58:24,800 You are indeed lucKy. I have seen fate looK up 771 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,000 But this is incredible! You are very lucKy 772 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,800 Trust me... - Mac, I got to leave 773 00:58:30,900 --> 00:58:34,200 It's time for my flight. Love you, honey 774 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:39,200 OK. Bye. Bye. _ TaKe care. - TaKe care. 775 00:58:41,700 --> 00:58:44,800 Where do you thinK you are going? - Incredible setup 776 00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:47,600 I can add spice to this setup 777 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,800 There's my stuff. Let's taKe that to your house 778 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:55,800 Then we'll fix half a dozen girls. We're brothers, after all 779 00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:59,600 Get lost. Don't touch me. - Well? 780 00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:00,800 One cold coffee 781 00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:07,600 Swine! You cheated for that award. And then you forgot me 782 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:12,700 Then you got promoted and flew off to America, all alone 783 00:59:12,700 --> 00:59:17,700 You went blind, didn't you? I decided then, to end our friendship 784 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,300 You go your way, I go mine 785 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,900 Excuse me! My bill. Coffee, separate 786 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:27,900 Listen... listen... 787 00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:29,900 Friend... 788 00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,200 damn you! 789 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:55,300 When did you come? 790 00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:59,700 I'll explain later. First tell me where Mac is 791 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,000 His life's totally changed. He's a high-flying guy nowadays! 792 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:07,700 He has a posh flat, exquisite, expensive furniture... 793 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:11,400 three hot babes at his becK and call. What a blast! 794 01:00:11,500 --> 01:00:14,200 How times have changed for him! - LucKy dog! 795 01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,900 So taKe me to him. Why don't you? 796 01:00:17,100 --> 01:00:19,200 Haven't you met him yet? - How could I? 797 01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:22,100 I don't even Know where he lives. - WalK into his office and meet him 798 01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:23,700 But how can I go to his office in this state? 799 01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:24,900 I've just arrived from America 800 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,900 LooK, Babban. Mac is a close buddy of mine 801 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,700 Even if I'm his senior today, he used to be my senior once! 802 01:00:31,100 --> 01:00:33,300 LooK, I've got such a lot of stuff for him from America 803 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,000 I can't sleep in the night, wondering how he could be managing 804 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:40,000 Stop worrying about him! He's doing just fine wherever he is 805 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,100 come with me, Babban. I've got some stuff for you too 806 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,800 No, you must be lying. - Lying? 807 01:00:45,900 --> 01:00:47,800 I've brought three bottles of English liquor! 808 01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:51,200 What'll I do with empty bottles? It should have booze! 809 01:00:51,300 --> 01:00:53,800 Empty bottles? They're sealed bottles... full of liquor! 810 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:55,200 Really? Let me see! 811 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,100 Actually, it's under all the stuff there. 812 01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,300 I'll give it to you at Mac's place 813 01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:03,400 You mean it? - Oh yes. And some dough, too 814 01:01:05,100 --> 01:01:06,800 All right, let's go. - OKay 815 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,100 SpeaK up! 816 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,000 Who's this mad dog? 817 01:01:25,100 --> 01:01:27,800 Uncle Mambo... - That's my name! What's his? 818 01:01:27,900 --> 01:01:30,200 Who on earth is he? - Uncle Mambo! 819 01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:32,200 The master Key to this house! 820 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,100 So you're Uncle Mambo...? 821 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,800 You're just liKe he described you in his mail. You haven't changed 822 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,000 The same nose, eyes, vest and undies! 823 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,200 I change my undies everyday! Who the devil is he? 824 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:49,800 Uncle, this is Shyam. Everybody calls him Sam 825 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,800 Mac's friend. He has just arrived from America 826 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,000 But why've you come with bag and baggage? - Hasn't he told you? 827 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,300 Who? - My chum. I'm going to stay here 828 01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:01,500 No way... no! My sofa...! 829 01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:06,200 He forgot to receive me at the airport 830 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:11,400 I was so angry... sorry! - Are you blind? 831 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,900 Can't you see anything? - He can, it's just a mistaKe 832 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,000 I was actually so angry, I thought I wouldn't set foot in this house 833 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,300 You haven't unpacKed yet. Better you get going! 834 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,000 If I go away, he'll be bacK to his old dramatics 835 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:27,200 He'll fall at my feet, cry... The forgetful idiot! 836 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:30,000 Wrong! He never forgets! 837 01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:32,300 By the way, which room did he asK you to taKe? 838 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:39,900 But you haven't even met him yet. - Oh yes, I haven't met him 839 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,900 know what? Just give me a nice room 840 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:44,900 Nice room? You want to buy it? 841 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,200 Are you married? - No. Not right yet 842 01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:52,200 But I'm looKing out. - What could be worse than this? 843 01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:57,900 No, not that one. That's the bedroom he worKs in 844 01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:00,600 And that is a bedroom he does not worK in 845 01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:04,200 He only sleeps in that bedroom. Simply relaxes 846 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:05,900 So many rooms! Is this a house or a hotel? 847 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,400 Even these rooms aren't enough for him. - So where am I going to stay? 848 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,400 There is a room for you... butt's a bit too large 849 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,300 That's oKay. It'll do. - Will do? 850 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:15,200 No problem! - Follow me then 851 01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:24,400 Go on... beat it now. - What? Empty-handed? 852 01:03:25,300 --> 01:03:27,400 TaKe all there is in this pocKet of mine 853 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,900 Only 2 rupees...? - Why? Is that too much? 854 01:03:35,100 --> 01:03:38,100 Never mind. Keep it. - Filthy miser! 855 01:03:38,300 --> 01:03:43,400 Here, Keep the 2 bucKs. I'll give you 50 paise more! 856 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,000 OKay? And you said you got something for me from America! 857 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,400 It's there for you. But I'm not giving it to you right now 858 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,100 I'll give it at an appropriate time. - Really? 859 01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:56,400 If that appropriate time does not arrive, I'll tell Mac everything... 860 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,000 and your bad times will begin. Just you remember that! 861 01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:01,500 And listen! If I can fix a car that has broKen down... 862 01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,600 I can also wrecK a proper car! 863 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,500 ThanK you. 864 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,200 Hello? - Deepti 865 01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:41,300 deepti, listen... I can't go to the airport. I'm busy 866 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,500 Go straight home, I'll be there 867 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:47,400 I love you. Bye 868 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:16,200 who are you? How dare you Kiss me? 869 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:20,000 That could've been my question. But I'm not heartless liKe you 870 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,400 I hate debts. I repay every bit 871 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,000 Shut up! Who are you? And what are you doing in my house? 872 01:05:25,100 --> 01:05:27,400 That's my question. - This is my house! 873 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,500 This is my best friend's house. - Who? 874 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:33,000 MaKrand deendayal chatpatiya. - Are you MaKrand's friend? 875 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,700 Yes. Now tell me, how's this your house? 876 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,200 I'm Mac's Fiancée 877 01:05:39,300 --> 01:05:42,700 I see. So you are the girl who's going to marry Mac 878 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,000 Aren't you ashamed to Kiss a stranger? 879 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:49,100 I thought it was Mac. But you Knew it! Then why did you do it? 880 01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:52,100 Aren't you ashamed to Kiss a girl you don't even Know? 881 01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:56,600 I thought it was Mac. - And when I was screaming...? 882 01:05:56,700 --> 01:06:01,200 Can't you recognize a girl's voice? - I thought it was Mac laughing 883 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:06,100 All right, just forget it 884 01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,600 It was a mistaKe. Now that we Know each other, why don't we do it? 885 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,700 What...? 886 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:14,100 Two negatives add up to a positive 887 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:20,100 As a poet said, yesterday's mistaKe is today's culture... 888 01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:24,300 and tomorrow's law. - Did you really thinK I was Mac? 889 01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:26,400 If it's true, I'll forgive you 890 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:38,100 Even if you forgive me, I can't forget your touch 891 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,600 I'm a rich bachelor 892 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:47,500 But I have never consciously looKed at a girl 893 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:49,700 So? - I love you 894 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,100 I'm engaged. You dig? 895 01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:57,400 My feelings... 896 01:07:05,300 --> 01:07:09,500 I was just telling her how much Mac loved her 897 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:16,400 You tell her you love her, and she'll Know how much Mac loves her. Right 898 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:22,200 I mean, Mac told me to tell her... 899 01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:28,600 how much he loves her... - Enough. Don't try hard 900 01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,700 Uncle... 901 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,400 I'm not anybody's uncle! - Ass! 902 01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,200 What...? - One who calls you uncle is an ass 903 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:38,200 what style, what personality... what must be your age? 904 01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,400 Thirty-five? Thirty...? 905 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,200 A bit older 906 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:49,800 But if you discount all the holidays, it comes to that much 907 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,200 You are young 908 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,400 You don't need to tell Mac about what you just saw and heard 909 01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,200 Forget Mac, I don't even tell myself... 910 01:08:00,300 --> 01:08:02,500 ...about what goes on around here. So relax 911 01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:05,700 ThanK you, uncle. - Ass! You are an ass 912 01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:07,200 You called me uncle 913 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:09,500 donKey 914 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:13,900 Intruder! - Here you are, my friend! 915 01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:17,200 Where were you? You Kept me waiting 916 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,800 Hands off! Are you crazy? - Tell me, please 917 01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:22,500 Tell what? Hands off! 918 01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:26,600 See his style? He loves me so much 919 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:31,600 what love? Have you done anything worthwhile for me? 920 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:34,300 Why must you hide it from uncle? He Knows everything 921 01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:37,800 Even I Know you in and out! I hate you 922 01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:39,600 Hands off! Get out of here 923 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,700 Get out of here! Out 924 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:47,400 No matter what you say, but my love for you is growing 925 01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:51,200 It's growing here too. Not love but the itch 926 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:54,200 Get out of here, or... - Or what? 927 01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:56,400 Let go of my hand or I'll breaK your teeth 928 01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:59,600 what's that? - My cheeKs 929 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,200 what's on your cheeKs? 930 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:06,800 Blood. - How come? 931 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:12,200 I had a shave this morning, nicKed myself and it bled 932 01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:14,600 In the morning! And it's grown already? 933 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:16,500 Did you use a tonic for a cream? 934 01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:20,700 What the hell is that? - I stopped shaving after I got the cut 935 01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:25,700 How come your blood is scented? - Few good people have scented blood 936 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:27,800 cut the crap! Get lost 937 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:29,800 where's the phone? 938 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,600 Was deepti here? 939 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:42,300 Where's the phone? 940 01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:50,500 Has deepti come yet? 941 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,500 Anjali here. - Anjali, who? 942 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:56,700 What...? 943 01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:01,300 How are you? - You've forgotten me 944 01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:04,900 I'm not a fool to forget you. - Then tell me, what day is it today? 945 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:07,300 Today? Today...? 946 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:10,700 It's Sunday. - Did I asK you, swine? 947 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,300 It's Sunday! 948 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,300 I Know it's Sunday. But what's special today? 949 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,600 What's special... today...? 950 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:24,600 Is it Gandhi's birthday? - No! It's my birthday 951 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:28,500 And you forget that! You never remember my birthday, Mac 952 01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:32,900 don't cry. I Knew it! Happy birthday to you 953 01:10:34,600 --> 01:10:38,400 Then why didn't you come to meet me? - You see, I got busy 954 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:43,500 So I couldn't come. You Know, I had been to the airport 955 01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:47,400 Airport? Why did you go to the airport? Isn't it Sunday today? 956 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:50,400 Yes, today is Sunday and your birthday too 957 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:53,800 All the shops are closed, only the duty free shop at the airport is open 958 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:56,900 I went there to buy a beautiful, strong and reliable gift for you 959 01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:00,900 I got... damn! - What happened? 960 01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,700 I'll call bacK later! - What happened, Mac? You're coughing 961 01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,400 who was it? - It was... 962 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,400 what happened to your voice? - Sore throat 963 01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,700 Anyway, there's good news for you. - What? 964 01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:19,400 My flight timings are changing. - When? 965 01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:23,800 You had a sore throat! - It's fine now. When? 966 01:11:24,500 --> 01:11:25,800 It will land at 7:30 from tomorrow. 967 01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:27,600 You mean you'll come 3 hours earlier? 968 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,900 I mean, we'll get 3 more hours 969 01:11:31,900 --> 01:11:35,600 Tell me something. Only your airlines have changed timings? Or all? 970 01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:39,000 All the airlines. - ThanK God, I'm saved 971 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,400 Saved? From what? 972 01:11:42,700 --> 01:11:45,000 What? - You said, you are saved 973 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,000 when did I say that? - You just did 974 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:51,000 No darling, I didn't say that. - You said! You said it! You did too! 975 01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:54,000 Why'd I say that I'm saved? - You did say that. I heard it too 976 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,400 Hear that? - Are you crazy? 977 01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:59,800 I swear, I didn't say that. This guy is crazy 978 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:03,400 when did I say it? I don't liKe your face! I'll Kill you 979 01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:04,600 I'll shave your head! 980 01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:06,700 Who is Sweety? 981 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:10,500 Sweety? Who? Wherefrom? Which one? 982 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,700 Sweety Nair! This letter is addressed to her 983 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:18,000 I want to Know who she is. - Mailed to my address? 984 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:22,100 Yes, your address. - You are not Sweety Nair? 985 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:25,100 How come someone else's letter is dropped here? 986 01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:27,600 LooK here! What? - Nothing 987 01:12:27,700 --> 01:12:30,600 It's your address. Sweety Nair, 13th floor, flat no.1... 988 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,700 Balla Vista, port Louis, Mauritius. - I don't Know who she is 989 01:12:33,900 --> 01:12:37,500 I forgot to tell you about it. - Who is Sweety Nair? 990 01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:41,600 Wrong address. It came earlier too. It's for a guy downstairs 991 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:45,500 Urmila's younger sister koKila... 992 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,600 her son is BaKul. BaKul's uncle... 993 01:12:49,700 --> 01:12:57,500 was married to Rasila... it's their daughter-in-law's daughter 994 01:12:57,600 --> 01:13:03,500 The postman said no one was answering the door 995 01:13:03,700 --> 01:13:07,100 I gave him a glass of water, he told me to give them the letter 996 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:11,700 I said, I will. So you see, this is his daughter... Sweety 997 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:28,700 damn this day 998 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:33,700 It's so embarrassing. My own Fiancée suspects me 999 01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:38,500 Sweety Nair! Know who Sweety Nair is? 1000 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:44,900 A 12-year old girl. She's played in my lap 1001 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,700 I'm so sorry... 1002 01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:49,900 come here. - Don't do it again. 1003 01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:54,700 I'm so happy we're bacK. 1004 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:00,600 The old fossil ruined it 1005 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:18,600 what's your intention? Had you been a Muslim... 1006 01:14:18,600 --> 01:14:21,100 I would read that you can have four wives 1007 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,600 But which law offers this facility for Hindus? 1008 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,600 Not wives. Fiancées 1009 01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,800 do you Know about this Fiancée thing? 1010 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:37,600 Fiancée is a facility that provides everything that a wife provides 1011 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:42,800 Except the nightmares 1012 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:48,600 TaKe good care of women, and you'll get the greatest intoxication 1013 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:51,900 what are you doing here? 1014 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:55,900 Didn't I asK you to leave? You are guzzling my liquor, freeloader 1015 01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:59,600 Get out of here. - How will you manage three women? 1016 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:02,600 How can I leave you alone in this mess, my friend? 1017 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:06,200 You don't need to worry. I've been doing it since my childhood 1018 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,800 I'm really worried for you. - Hands off! 1019 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:13,600 You are not worried! You are jealous 1020 01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,600 Get out of here! Out! - Where do I go? 1021 01:15:15,900 --> 01:15:19,200 Where you KicKed me out from! - There's no tap in the bathroom 1022 01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,900 The roof is broKen, no pipes. It's being fixed 1023 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,300 I'll go there as soon as it is fixed. Promise. Please 1024 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,600 promise? - Promise 1025 01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:36,000 what happened? 1026 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:42,600 You consider me a stranger, it hurts, friend 1027 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,900 But buddy, you will never find a friend liKe me 1028 01:15:50,900 --> 01:15:52,000 ShaKe hands on that 1029 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:52,700 ShaKe hands on that 1030 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,700 come here baby. 1031 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:09,800 Baby... baby... 1032 01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:13,700 Baby... baby... 1033 01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:17,800 Baby... baby... 1034 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:46,700 Your eyes are liKe Garam Masala... 1035 01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:48,800 Your words are liKe Garam Masala... 1036 01:16:48,900 --> 01:16:51,200 Your beauty is liKe Garam Masala... 1037 01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:53,300 Your smile is liKe Garam Masala 1038 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:57,700 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1039 01:16:57,900 --> 01:17:01,900 kiss my baby... Kiss me baby... your lips taste liKe wine... 1040 01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:06,300 kiss me baby... Kiss me baby... you're Garam Masala... 1041 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:10,700 kiss my baby... Kiss me baby... your lips taste liKe wine... 1042 01:17:10,800 --> 01:17:13,900 put your hands up, boys... put your hands up, girls... Indians! 1043 01:17:24,100 --> 01:17:28,200 It's so difficult... so difficult to control the heart... 1044 01:17:28,300 --> 01:17:32,400 whoever sees you... goes crazy... 1045 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:41,200 It's so difficult... so difficult to control the heart... 1046 01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:45,800 whoever sees you... goes crazy... 1047 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,100 Your style is Garam Masala... 1048 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,000 Your complexion is Garam Masala... 1049 01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,200 Your love is Garam Masala... 1050 01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:54,300 Your body is Garam Masala... 1051 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:58,800 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1052 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:03,000 kiss my baby... Kiss me baby... your lips taste liKe wine... 1053 01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:07,800 kiss me baby... Kiss me baby... you're Garam Masala... 1054 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:24,800 Your mesmerizing beauty... your tempting youth... 1055 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:29,200 One day you shall become the queen of my dreams... 1056 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,800 Your mesmerizing beauty... your tempting youth... 1057 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:42,300 One day you shall become the queen of my dreams... 1058 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,300 Your love is Garam Masala... 1059 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,800 Your beauty is Garam Masala... 1060 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,000 Your style is Garam Masala... 1061 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,000 Your body is Garam Masala... 1062 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:55,100 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1063 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:59,800 kiss my baby... Kiss me baby... your lips taste liKe wine... 1064 01:18:59,900 --> 01:19:04,000 kiss me baby... Kiss me baby... you're Garam Masala... 1065 01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:08,400 kiss me baby... Kiss me baby... Kiss... Kiss... 1066 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,900 kiss. Kiss... 1067 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:15,100 Your eyes... - Garam Masala... 1068 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:17,100 Your words... - Garam Masala... 1069 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:19,300 Your beauty... - Garam Masala... 1070 01:19:19,400 --> 01:19:21,400 Your style... - Garam Masala... 1071 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:25,500 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1072 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:30,300 kiss my baby... Kiss me baby... your lips taste liKe wine... 1073 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:33,400 kiss me baby... Kiss me baby... 1074 01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:47,100 FaKe, all of them! Local stuff is better than the imported one 1075 01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:50,400 Anyway, talK business 1076 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:54,400 Babban, tell you something. A friend in need is a friend indeed 1077 01:19:54,500 --> 01:20:00,200 Stop beating about the bush and come to the point 1078 01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:02,900 lmagine me in that house instead of Mac 1079 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,200 How's that possible? - Just imagine 1080 01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:10,300 All right, done. - I taKe the girls 1081 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:12,900 what...? - Just imagine 1082 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,900 done. What next? - Now just imagine this 1083 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:20,300 I pay you more than what Mac pays you 1084 01:20:20,500 --> 01:20:24,300 That's a really wild fantasy. - Just imagine 1085 01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,600 Only imagine? Done 1086 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,000 can you do for me what you do for him? 1087 01:20:31,300 --> 01:20:33,300 Gotcha! 1088 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:37,400 So you want to ruin his setups? - Oh no 1089 01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:41,000 Suppose he is transferred. The ladies' bar he has set up... 1090 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:46,400 with much difficulty, it has to be Kept going, you see 1091 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,000 damn, you are my dearest friend! 1092 01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:55,000 One wouldn't need a foe if he has a friend liKe you. You are enough 1093 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:59,600 Listen... if I have my share of liquor everyday... 1094 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:03,000 then you don't need to worry about me. - Promise? 1095 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,200 Promise 1096 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,000 ShaKe! - One minute 1097 01:21:09,300 --> 01:21:13,400 First, tell me who gave him that grand apartment? 1098 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:23,200 Money is not a problem. Mac's transfer is all I want 1099 01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:26,300 If possible, to the India-paKistan border 1100 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:32,200 who do I talK to about this? - I hate to praise myself 1101 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:38,400 I have high connections. My word means more than the big boss' 1102 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:42,000 You Know that very well. You get the dough 1103 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:47,000 You are the best person for such crooKed tasKs. It shows on your face 1104 01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:49,200 don't worry about the money. Do the job 1105 01:21:49,300 --> 01:21:53,000 Forget the job, get the money. - It'll be done 1106 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,200 promise? - Promise 1107 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,600 Hello Maggie... connect me to Mac. 1108 01:22:07,300 --> 01:22:11,300 Your enemy is bribing me to expose you 1109 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:16,000 He wants to be the captain of your three-in-one-day 1110 01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:20,000 All right. I'll Keep an eye on him. - Keep an eye on my pocKets too 1111 01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:22,200 I'm doing this for money. Get that? 1112 01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:26,600 Strange. People hang up at the mention of money 1113 01:22:34,600 --> 01:22:35,700 No 1114 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,100 No... Scotch? 1115 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:44,400 No. - Imagine it's medicine 1116 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:47,500 Medicine, yes 1117 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:52,600 with soda? - Yes 1118 01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:53,700 Good 1119 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:57,800 Tell me something 1120 01:22:58,100 --> 01:23:02,100 what time do you get up? At six? Five? Four? 1121 01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:05,200 At four. - Four? 1122 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:11,300 So you've been up since long. You need some rest, right? 1123 01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:14,600 How can I rest? I'm paid for my worK 1124 01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:20,600 I must worK. My father was in the army. I follow the discipline 1125 01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:27,700 Even at this age, he maKes you slog liKe an ass 1126 01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:31,400 what does he pay for it? Zilch! 1127 01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:37,100 You are right, but I don't taKe it seriously 1128 01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:40,500 I taKe it as a joKe. - That's your problem 1129 01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:44,500 In his place, I'd pay you more, pay you more respect too 1130 01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,700 damn you! You are here to screw me! 1131 01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,600 I'll hacK you to pieces! I'll hang you up on the fan 1132 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:02,200 don't you interfere, old fossil 1133 01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:08,600 wait there, don't you leave! You are dead, Shyam! 1134 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,500 You want to KicK me out and stay here, eh? 1135 01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:13,500 What are you doing? - Damn you! 1136 01:24:14,600 --> 01:24:18,300 You plan to have my Fiancée, eh? Bloody lecher 1137 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,300 plotting, eh? 1138 01:24:28,500 --> 01:24:30,200 Get out of here with your stuff! 1139 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,200 PicK up your stuff and get lost! 1140 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:33,500 Please don't! 1141 01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:35,400 ThinK again! - Thought! Move it 1142 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,200 Is this your final decision? - The ultimate 1143 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,200 Out! - Goodbye 1144 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,800 what's his name...? PadgaonKar 1145 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:51,800 He might have an apartment liKe this. - What? 1146 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:54,200 Nothing 1147 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:03,700 what's his address? Bungalow no. 3, Tulip citadel, Grobe Road... yes! 1148 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:08,200 What? What did you say? - Nothing. I too need a house to live 1149 01:25:10,600 --> 01:25:12,400 what's his name...? - PadgaonKar 1150 01:25:12,500 --> 01:25:15,900 Yes. PadgaonKar. If I could get a house liKe this... 1151 01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:19,800 put your stuff down! You are not an orphan 1152 01:25:19,800 --> 01:25:22,400 You don't need to tell others when there's a brawl in the family 1153 01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:29,400 I need to talK to him. - Are you his business partner? Silly 1154 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:31,200 Let go of me! 1155 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:34,600 Ma says, never retract your steps 1156 01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:39,200 But retracting for a friend proves friendship. Dad said that 1157 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:41,200 crap. If we spend more time with each other... 1158 01:25:41,300 --> 01:25:44,800 we might end up Killing each other. - Can I even hit you? 1159 01:25:44,800 --> 01:25:51,400 You can hit me... go on. Am I complaining? 1160 01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:55,600 Just remember. You'll never find a true friend liKe me 1161 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:01,600 Really? - Really 1162 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:03,900 ShaKe hands 1163 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:11,900 How about a Blue Label on the occasion? - I don't have Blue Label 1164 01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:14,600 It's there. I have seen it down there 1165 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:17,300 Swine! Bloody snooper 1166 01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:20,800 I'm leaving. Bye 1167 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:24,500 where are you leaving? We've stopped fighting 1168 01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:29,300 I can't taKe it anymore. I quit! - Did I tell you something? 1169 01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:33,300 You are liKe daddy. - Daddy? Swine, old fossil, senile... 1170 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:37,800 is that what you call your father? - Who is the master of the house? 1171 01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:39,800 On my face 1172 01:26:40,700 --> 01:26:43,700 You are. - Correct. And who is the swine? 1173 01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,500 Who is the swine here? - Who do you call a swine? 1174 01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:49,800 Who? - It's the wife's brother 1175 01:26:49,800 --> 01:26:54,300 That's family. That maKes you family 1176 01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:57,300 we love you. Did you thinK I was cursing you? 1177 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,300 How silly 1178 01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:05,800 just a while ago he hit me... did I complain? 1179 01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:09,300 No, because I love him. Such things happen between friends 1180 01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:13,500 MaKe a drinK of Blue Label for uncle, fast 1181 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:17,400 I'm not drinKing. - Why not? You will 1182 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,500 Get on with it! - Sure 1183 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:20,800 Let go 1184 01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:26,900 Hurry up 1185 01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:31,400 One for me! 1186 01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:34,600 Cheers! Cheers! 1187 01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:59,600 My heart... as vast as the sea 1188 01:28:00,800 --> 01:28:04,600 Let me immerse you in my heart, my love 1189 01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:09,600 My heart... as vast as the sea 1190 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:14,800 Let me immerse you in my heart, my love 1191 01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:17,900 There's something I have to tell you... 1192 01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:24,200 I wish to ride these waves, my love 1193 01:28:24,800 --> 01:28:30,700 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1194 01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:35,100 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1195 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:40,000 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1196 01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:44,800 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1197 01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:13,700 In your mischievous eyes, on your breath... 1198 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:18,200 there's the requital to love 1199 01:29:19,100 --> 01:29:23,700 My desires, consumed by a storm... 1200 01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:28,200 there's the desire to love 1201 01:29:29,800 --> 01:29:31,700 In the depths of my craving... 1202 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:38,400 I'm in a daze, my love 1203 01:29:40,100 --> 01:29:44,200 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1204 01:29:44,900 --> 01:29:49,000 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1205 01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:53,300 My heart... as vast as the sea 1206 01:29:54,900 --> 01:29:58,100 come, let me give you all I possess 1207 01:30:16,100 --> 01:30:18,200 If youth is fire... 1208 01:30:18,300 --> 01:30:20,800 Iove is the water that extinguishes it 1209 01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:25,100 It's true, my love, better you understand that 1210 01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:30,400 This restlessness is liKe a tempest... 1211 01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:36,400 believe me, my love 1212 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:45,300 In your arms, I want to be, my love 1213 01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:51,100 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1214 01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:55,900 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1215 01:30:56,200 --> 01:31:00,200 My heart... as vast as the sea 1216 01:31:01,300 --> 01:31:05,000 come, let me immerse you in my heart 1217 01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:11,000 All I have to say is that I want to ride these waves... 1218 01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:15,400 O my love! 1219 01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:21,000 Lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1220 01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:25,500 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1221 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,000 Brother MaKrand! 1222 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:42,100 Yes, that's it 1223 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,200 You're screwed! - What happened? 1224 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,000 Your fiancée's arriving with a rotten fly 1225 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:54,200 LooKs liKe he's related to you. - Rotten-faced? SucKed-out mango? 1226 01:31:54,900 --> 01:31:56,100 That's my uncle 1227 01:31:57,200 --> 01:32:00,200 what happened, Mac? - Pooja, wear your clothes quicKly 1228 01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:01,500 My Uncle will arrive any moment, I'm terribly scared of him 1229 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,900 He's liKe a father to me. He's coming to meet you actually 1230 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:05,900 So get ready quicKly. - All right 1231 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,000 Listen... don't always rush. Hear me out first! 1232 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:10,900 There's a girl with him... she's liKe a sister to me 1233 01:32:11,100 --> 01:32:13,900 So no misunderstandings, oKay? - Why would I misunderstand? 1234 01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:16,900 Actually, it was only for your information, oKay? So go on... hurry 1235 01:32:18,100 --> 01:32:21,900 Let's go! QuicK! 1236 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,100 My respects, Uncle 1237 01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:26,500 You ought to have called, I'd have picKed you up 1238 01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:29,300 which flight did you taKe? - From that traffic signal... 1239 01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:31,500 to this one, I need a flight? - I told you! 1240 01:32:31,600 --> 01:32:33,900 My Uncle never gives a straight reply! 1241 01:32:34,300 --> 01:32:39,200 Uncle, this is my friend Shyam. Shyam, that's Uncle. Say hello, son 1242 01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:42,900 This house, Uncle... it's my friend's, it's not rented 1243 01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:44,900 And this guy... - Babban 1244 01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:49,100 Babban. He's my driver. - Driver? When did you buy a car? 1245 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:52,200 Actually, the car I have, isn't one I've bought 1246 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:56,900 The company I worK for gave it to me. - Very big company! 1247 01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,400 Very big company. Come on inside, Uncle. Please 1248 01:33:00,100 --> 01:33:01,300 welcome, Uncle 1249 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:05,100 You must actually be wondering what I'm doing here. My friend... 1250 01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:09,000 who? - The guy in the red shirt, long hair 1251 01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:11,500 Shyam. His sister has a brain tumor. Any moment now, she could... 1252 01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,400 As if you're treating her! 1253 01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:19,000 I told you! My Uncle never Gives a straight reply! 1254 01:33:20,500 --> 01:33:23,200 The last time he cracKed a joKe, I vomited blood! 1255 01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:30,000 Uncle, you're too much. - Shut up! 1256 01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:33,000 What have I said for you guys to laugh so much? 1257 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,400 You really want to Know? - Yes! 1258 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:42,000 Know what, Uncle? We never laugh in this house... we only cry 1259 01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:47,000 His sister's struggling between life and death 1260 01:33:48,200 --> 01:33:52,000 Any moment, she could... you Know why I'm sticKing around here? 1261 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,200 It's to give my friend moral support 1262 01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:00,400 what's happening here? 1263 01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:04,500 She's got very few days to live. So she goes for the elders' feet 1264 01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:06,400 She has a lot of respect for you. 1265 01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:09,600 The way she looKs, it doesn't seem... 1266 01:34:09,700 --> 01:34:12,400 A well-fed punjabi girl, you see! - Did someone call me? 1267 01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:15,000 Yes... maKe some tea 1268 01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:20,000 And guess who this is...? - The one who'll drinK the tea 1269 01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:21,400 He's my Uncle! 1270 01:34:22,500 --> 01:34:24,500 I've come to asK you just one question. 1271 01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:27,200 Are you serious about the marriage? 1272 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:31,400 Of course. - All right then, I'll maKe arrangements 1273 01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:35,200 If anybody has anything to say... say it right now. Am I right? 1274 01:34:35,600 --> 01:34:39,600 I have nothing to say. You can do as you wish 1275 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:43,000 It's all arranged then! Get on with the arrangements for the wedding 1276 01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:45,300 we're willing! - Who's we? 1277 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:47,700 All of us are ready! - All right 1278 01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:51,000 Are you happy? - Yes 1279 01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,100 All right. I'm leaving then 1280 01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:55,600 At least have tea before you leave. - Are you out of your mind? 1281 01:34:56,100 --> 01:34:58,100 Tea for Uncle? Uncle will straightaway... 1282 01:34:58,100 --> 01:35:00,100 ...sip champagne at my wedding party! 1283 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:16,600 Do not worry, my child. Everything will be all right 1284 01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:22,200 Everything will be all right! Show him out... 1285 01:35:23,300 --> 01:35:25,100 my respects, Uncle! 1286 01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:29,600 And what are you up to? - Mac darling! 1287 01:35:30,300 --> 01:35:33,400 This way, Uncle... please come. 1288 01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:35,600 I'll give you a ride in the company's car 1289 01:35:35,600 --> 01:35:37,300 I'm going in a taxi! - No, not a taxi! 1290 01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:40,100 You'll get stucK in a jam, sir! - Don't teach me! 1291 01:35:40,300 --> 01:35:43,400 If I can come, I can also leave on my own! I don't need your help! 1292 01:35:43,600 --> 01:35:46,100 But I need your help, sir. - I don't want it! No! 1293 01:35:46,300 --> 01:35:50,300 ThinK it over, sir... sir! - Stop picKing on my brains! Lmbecile! 1294 01:35:55,100 --> 01:35:56,400 Where did she spring from? 1295 01:35:56,600 --> 01:35:58,600 Get bacK in that car, there's nobody at home! 1296 01:35:58,700 --> 01:36:00,500 No problem. - Problems begin when you go upstairs! 1297 01:36:00,600 --> 01:36:02,600 Why? - The door's locKed! 1298 01:36:02,700 --> 01:36:08,100 I have the Keys. - But you can't do that... listen! 1299 01:36:08,200 --> 01:36:10,700 There's a different locK there! At least listen to me! 1300 01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:12,500 He couldn't understand a thing! 1301 01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:33,200 How'll you open the door when you don't even have the Key? 1302 01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:35,200 What'll you do up there when there's nobody at home? 1303 01:36:35,300 --> 01:36:37,200 When are you coming bacK? - What...? 1304 01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:40,500 She's going to commit suicide. To end her life... she's not coming bacK 1305 01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:44,400 what's that to you? This guy's such a pile on! 1306 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,800 At least listen to me! - Shut up! 1307 01:36:50,500 --> 01:36:53,700 You could climb all over us! Let's taKe the stairs... come on 1308 01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:01,200 He's going to be butchered today! 1309 01:37:07,600 --> 01:37:09,300 What happened? - You saw...? 1310 01:37:09,300 --> 01:37:10,500 What did I see? 1311 01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:15,200 Did you see nothing? - What's there to see, Kiddo? 1312 01:37:15,700 --> 01:37:16,800 What? 1313 01:37:18,500 --> 01:37:22,400 Get that car out, else you're the one I'll see... c'mon now, move it 1314 01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:29,200 Hey... Hello. 1315 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:31,600 Hi! 1316 01:37:32,500 --> 01:37:35,200 Have you taKen the day off today? - Yes, this is my day off 1317 01:37:35,300 --> 01:37:37,700 It's great, isn't it? My flight timings have changed 1318 01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:42,200 I can now come bacK home early. - Sure, but that's a problem for others 1319 01:37:42,400 --> 01:37:45,200 How...? - It changes our timings, too 1320 01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:47,800 what timings? It was done for the convenience of the passengers 1321 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:50,400 And they love the change. - Maybe 1322 01:37:50,600 --> 01:37:52,700 But I Know people who have a lot of problems with it 1323 01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:56,200 who has problems? - A friend of mine 1324 01:37:56,300 --> 01:37:57,400 why? 1325 01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:00,200 Your earlier timings were just right for him 1326 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:02,400 The airline can't Keep everybody happy 1327 01:38:04,700 --> 01:38:05,800 what happened? 1328 01:38:06,600 --> 01:38:08,800 What's up...? - I don't Know 1329 01:38:09,500 --> 01:38:11,600 It happened once earlier when I was getting off the flight 1330 01:38:12,500 --> 01:38:14,500 If you wish, may I... - what? 1331 01:38:14,700 --> 01:38:17,300 Nothing... forget it. - What is it, Sam? 1332 01:38:18,700 --> 01:38:23,900 You won't misunderstand if I say something, will you...? 1333 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:27,400 What? - You'll get me all wrong 1334 01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:30,300 I won't! - You're sure? 1335 01:38:32,600 --> 01:38:36,800 My papa used to be an expert at pulling legs 1336 01:38:36,900 --> 01:38:40,400 what? Was he a thug? - No! He was a masseur 1337 01:38:40,700 --> 01:38:42,700 He used to relieve pain by pulling the leg 1338 01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:46,600 My fingers possess the same magic. Want me to worK on you? 1339 01:38:46,700 --> 01:38:48,500 Do what it taKes, Sam. Just drive this pain away 1340 01:38:48,700 --> 01:38:52,300 Go in there, change and lie down. I'll fetch some oil! 1341 01:38:56,800 --> 01:39:00,800 What happened...? Want me to carry you? 1342 01:39:03,600 --> 01:39:04,800 Vanished! - What's vanished? 1343 01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,300 The pain has vanished. - Vanished...? Lmpossible! 1344 01:39:08,500 --> 01:39:09,600 Do this! 1345 01:39:11,500 --> 01:39:12,600 Do this! 1346 01:39:14,500 --> 01:39:15,600 Try this! 1347 01:39:17,700 --> 01:39:20,300 How did the pain vanish so easily? - It has vanished 1348 01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:32,600 just why I hate this bacK-ache! 1349 01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:40,400 Mac, this is deepti. - Deepti who? 1350 01:39:40,500 --> 01:39:42,400 From the airport. - Airport...? Oh yes! 1351 01:39:42,600 --> 01:39:44,700 Stay right there. I'm coming over 1352 01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:49,000 Sir, the gate's over there. - Oh, damn my memory! 1353 01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:03,400 You hit me...?! - Let go of my collar! 1354 01:40:05,900 --> 01:40:09,600 You're pushing me...? - Go ahead... bump him off 1355 01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:14,600 The Singapore flight has landed! 1356 01:40:14,700 --> 01:40:16,700 There's no timing for them 1357 01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:20,400 The Singapore flight lands, the BangKoK flight taKes off! 1358 01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:24,600 It's liKe managing an airport... - He just doesn't understand... 1359 01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:28,600 LooK, he's still here. 1360 01:40:30,700 --> 01:40:33,400 Sam, when did you come? - I've been here a long time 1361 01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:35,800 I'm really famished! Let me see what's there to eat 1362 01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:38,800 we have a problem... - what are you up to? Lay off! 1363 01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:43,400 How often have I told you not to bring mutton into the house? 1364 01:40:43,500 --> 01:40:47,600 Mutton...? Meet my friend. Sam. - I Know him already 1365 01:40:47,700 --> 01:40:50,400 why did you introduce me again? - Because he's the meat-eater! 1366 01:40:50,500 --> 01:40:52,400 I'm sicK of reasoning with him! Why do you eat mutton...? 1367 01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:55,400 No, that's no big problem. - How's that possible? 1368 01:40:55,600 --> 01:40:58,400 The stinK has spread all over the house. I can't eat here anymore 1369 01:40:58,800 --> 01:41:00,900 No problem, darling. Let's go out and eat 1370 01:41:01,700 --> 01:41:05,700 Very good idea! MaKe sure you go out to eat! 1371 01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:09,400 Especially in dangerous situations... - dangerous? 1372 01:41:09,600 --> 01:41:14,900 I mean, the stinK of mutton has spread all over the house, hasn't it? 1373 01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:16,800 It's very bad for health! 1374 01:41:18,800 --> 01:41:20,800 It could even cause nose-cancer. - Really? 1375 01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:24,400 Really! I swear it on everybody! Myself, my dad, mom... 1376 01:41:24,500 --> 01:41:26,600 Your friend comes up with lovely joKes 1377 01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:29,800 I'm the one who's told him all these joKes 1378 01:41:30,000 --> 01:41:33,400 But timing is of essence! Must Know when to say what! 1379 01:41:33,500 --> 01:41:36,900 Hurry up... you Know how difficult it is to find a table? Go on! 1380 01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,500 I'll just change my shirt. This one is stinKing 1381 01:41:39,800 --> 01:41:41,900 First grab a bite. Change that shirt later 1382 01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:44,900 Lay off, will you? - You don't Know... 1383 01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:47,500 don't tell me. I Know everything! - Listen to me, Mac... 1384 01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,500 Are you going to watch while I change? 1385 01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:53,500 QuicKly change! 1386 01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:55,700 Else you'll pay a heavy price! 1387 01:41:55,900 --> 01:41:57,900 What's this? - What? 1388 01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:59,500 Whose is this lady's bag? 1389 01:42:01,800 --> 01:42:04,800 Whose...? It's mine! - Yours? 1390 01:42:04,900 --> 01:42:07,500 Actually, I have unusual tastes. 1391 01:42:07,700 --> 01:42:09,500 It has my mobile, watch, shaving cream... 1392 01:42:09,600 --> 01:42:11,700 brush, blush... everything. Aren't you getting ready? 1393 01:42:11,900 --> 01:42:13,800 What for? - For the dinner? 1394 01:42:13,900 --> 01:42:16,500 I thinK I'm not going. - Why not? Such a lovely evening... 1395 01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:20,800 don't you liKe going out with Mac? - I'm sicK of eating out 1396 01:42:20,900 --> 01:42:23,500 But how can you eat here? - Why not? 1397 01:42:23,800 --> 01:42:28,500 I mean, I'm not talKing about the usual roadside eateries 1398 01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:32,500 lmagine a lovely restaurant, eating a dinner in candlelight... 1399 01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:36,800 ...the soft music... it's all so romantic. So you're going, aren't you? 1400 01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:39,900 No! I'm eating right here. - LiKe hell! 1401 01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:42,000 I mean, how can you eat in such a filthy setting? 1402 01:42:42,100 --> 01:42:44,900 You must go out! - Don't force deepti... 1403 01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:47,700 if she doesn't want to go out! Whatever deepti wants will happen! 1404 01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:50,100 We'll go to the restaurant if she wants to go. Else, we won't! 1405 01:42:50,800 --> 01:42:53,000 Don't you Know how to behave with a friend's fiancée? 1406 01:42:53,100 --> 01:42:55,600 Aren't you ashamed of? - You must go to the restaurant! 1407 01:42:55,900 --> 01:42:58,000 We're not going! What are you going to do? 1408 01:42:58,900 --> 01:43:02,600 A friend's true worth you'll Know... - I Know your two-penny worth! 1409 01:43:02,700 --> 01:43:05,600 Whatever you say, you're not eating in this house! 1410 01:43:05,700 --> 01:43:08,600 You're going out! Even if I have to lose my life! 1411 01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:14,600 Why are you fighting over me? Let's go to a restaurant 1412 01:43:14,700 --> 01:43:16,600 No, we're not going! We're eating right here! 1413 01:43:17,700 --> 01:43:20,600 Are you guys eating here? - Yes, we'll stuff ourselves right here! 1414 01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:23,200 The three of you, you mean. Not everybody 1415 01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:26,600 what do you mean by everybody? There are just three of us here! 1416 01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:28,900 What the hell! Why are you hitting me? 1417 01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:32,900 If somebody asKs me to maKe something else later... 1418 01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:34,200 I won't be able to do it 1419 01:43:34,200 --> 01:43:37,200 One moment. We'll cooK what deepti wants today 1420 01:43:37,200 --> 01:43:39,200 You want to eat cheese? - Sure 1421 01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:42,000 what if somebody else asKs me to maKe something else later? 1422 01:43:42,100 --> 01:43:44,800 But who else is around? - He Knows 1423 01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:47,600 And why don't I Know...? What is the problem with you? 1424 01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:51,100 LooK, I don't have the strength anymore to... 1425 01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:55,800 forget it 1426 01:43:56,800 --> 01:43:59,200 I can't, you Know...? Better I cooK and leave 1427 01:43:59,300 --> 01:44:01,600 did he have something to say? - I'll explain! 1428 01:44:01,800 --> 01:44:04,600 He can't cooK for all of us! 1429 01:44:04,800 --> 01:44:08,600 Exactly why I'm saying the two of you will not eat here! Go out! 1430 01:44:09,900 --> 01:44:14,600 Forget it. Let's go out and eat. - Sure. Let's go and eat 1431 01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:16,600 All right. I'll go and change 1432 01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:20,800 No... not in here! That room! 1433 01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:23,100 Why? - That's a better room 1434 01:44:24,200 --> 01:44:27,200 Shyam, don't test my patience. Else, I swear... 1435 01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:30,600 Exactly what I'm saying! Trouble inside, trouble outside 1436 01:44:30,700 --> 01:44:34,600 what? What trouble...? - Calm down, darling... 1437 01:44:35,000 --> 01:44:38,000 I'm going out of my mind! What are you getting at...? 1438 01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:40,000 What? 1439 01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:50,600 Can't you still understand? - I understand everything, you creep! 1440 01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:52,800 Leave him alone, Mac! What are you doing? 1441 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:55,000 He's maKing obscene gestures. LiKe this...! 1442 01:44:55,900 --> 01:44:59,900 Why won't you let me go in? - You want to Know? I'll tell you! 1443 01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:03,200 I have personal things in there. - What personal things? 1444 01:45:04,100 --> 01:45:07,000 Hairbrush, toothbrush, towel... a whole lot of things 1445 01:45:07,100 --> 01:45:08,800 As if it'll Kill you if she sees all that! 1446 01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:13,000 That's not all. I've put half a dozen undies up for drying 1447 01:45:13,100 --> 01:45:14,700 Two of them have holes! 1448 01:45:17,800 --> 01:45:20,700 I won't looK at them. - I don't trust you. What if you do? 1449 01:45:21,900 --> 01:45:26,000 Your goddamn undies... - Leave him alone, Mac! 1450 01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:30,700 Don't get into a fight. I'll go into another room. OKay? 1451 01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:37,800 Won't you at least hear me out...? - I don't want to! 1452 01:45:37,900 --> 01:45:40,000 I hate going to prison, else I'd have Killed you! 1453 01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:42,000 I wanted to tell you... - what...? 1454 01:45:43,900 --> 01:45:45,000 What's happening here? 1455 01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:48,700 The mains were switched off and I escaped! 1456 01:45:48,900 --> 01:45:51,700 I was telling him that they tooK off the main switch in the office... 1457 01:45:51,800 --> 01:45:56,200 and I escaped getting a shocK. But when did you come? 1458 01:45:56,300 --> 01:45:58,400 Just now. I wondered what was happening here 1459 01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:04,700 You escaped this time. But not forever! Good bye! 1460 01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:07,100 Hey, listen... 1461 01:46:08,900 --> 01:46:10,700 where are you going? - I want to live! 1462 01:46:10,900 --> 01:46:14,200 And heart-attacKs are very common nowadays 1463 01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:16,000 Mac, what's happening here? 1464 01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:19,200 He's leaving us and going away. Tell him to stay 1465 01:46:19,900 --> 01:46:21,100 why are you going? 1466 01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:22,900 I won't go, if you say 1467 01:46:24,900 --> 01:46:26,200 I didn't Know you'd be coming so early. 1468 01:46:26,300 --> 01:46:28,100 Must finish my worK in the office 1469 01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:31,100 You'll leave me all alone? - I'll be here with you 1470 01:46:34,300 --> 01:46:36,300 I'll come bacK soon. We'll have a quiet dinner and... 1471 01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:41,000 The cheese-paKoda is ready 1472 01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:46,000 cheese-paKoda? Who is it for? - Cheese-paKoda...? 1473 01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:49,000 It's for Shyam. - Me? 1474 01:46:51,800 --> 01:46:54,800 He eats cheese four times a day! Morning, afternoon, evening and night! 1475 01:46:54,800 --> 01:46:58,000 You'll bloat up liKe a buffalo! 1476 01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:01,000 No big wonder! He even looKs liKe a paKoda! 1477 01:47:03,100 --> 01:47:08,000 All right, throw it away! We'll have only what Sweety liKes 1478 01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:10,800 Throw it away! You Know how I hate paKodas 1479 01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:13,800 do the dishes immediately and maKe curry and rice for everyone 1480 01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:27,500 what soup have I landed in...? 1481 01:47:27,600 --> 01:47:32,100 I'm always getting into this mess... 1482 01:47:32,200 --> 01:47:36,200 These fools play their own game and I'm the one who gets hurt. 1483 01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:39,800 I'm going for my worK-outs. - Yes, darling! You build good health 1484 01:47:39,900 --> 01:47:43,000 I'll taKe care of the office! And we'll have dinner together! 1485 01:47:44,200 --> 01:47:46,400 Let me go! - So sweet! 1486 01:47:48,100 --> 01:47:51,200 Couldn't you tell me Sweety's here? - As if you were listening! 1487 01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,400 Well? Haven't you guys finished fighting yet? 1488 01:47:55,500 --> 01:47:58,200 We've made peace! Let's go and eat dinner somewhere in peace 1489 01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:01,800 what made you change your mind? - But you said you wanted to eat out! 1490 01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,800 Let's go! - But I said that... 1491 01:48:03,900 --> 01:48:07,100 only to stop you from fighting! Forget it, darling. Please! 1492 01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:09,400 No way! We're eating out! 1493 01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:16,200 But you said you'd do as I say! - And that's what we'll really do 1494 01:48:16,300 --> 01:48:17,900 All I want is... - The rice and curry is ready 1495 01:48:18,000 --> 01:48:20,900 Listen to me, will you? - Who asKed you to maKe rice and curry? 1496 01:48:22,200 --> 01:48:24,900 We planned to go to a restaurant and... 1497 01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:27,900 the curry and rice was his idea! He Keeps hogging on it! 1498 01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:31,900 You're going to bloat liKe a rhino! How much are you going to eat? 1499 01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:35,400 I'll have only cheese-paKodas. - I've thrown that away 1500 01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:37,200 Threw it away? What for? 1501 01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:42,400 Because of him! He asKed him to! - I said I don't want it... 1502 01:48:42,500 --> 01:48:44,200 throw it away! 1503 01:48:50,300 --> 01:48:53,900 Our table is already booKed. So let's go and eat. Please! 1504 01:48:57,900 --> 01:48:59,100 Throw it all away 1505 01:48:59,400 --> 01:49:01,900 All right. I'll go and change 1506 01:49:03,100 --> 01:49:04,200 Step aside 1507 01:49:09,200 --> 01:49:12,900 what happened...? - Gases! Smelly burps! 1508 01:49:13,200 --> 01:49:15,000 Must be acidity! I'll go and fetch the medicine! 1509 01:49:17,300 --> 01:49:20,100 Where are my clothes? And you...? 1510 01:49:20,300 --> 01:49:22,900 You're still standing here? I'm not going inside! 1511 01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:30,300 Can't you walK a bit faster? - couldn't wear the clothes, could I? 1512 01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:36,400 DrinK this. It's a little bitter but it'll drive away the gases 1513 01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:38,200 ThanK you. - I'll taKe a shower 1514 01:49:46,100 --> 01:49:48,400 You thinK you're watching a movie here? Get on with your worK! 1515 01:49:48,500 --> 01:49:51,000 No movie, it's a farce! 1516 01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:58,000 Why are you taKing a medicine? - For him. He has gas problems 1517 01:49:58,300 --> 01:50:02,000 Hey no... - drinK it up! In one gulp! 1518 01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:05,200 He's going to lose all his gas. - How's this dress? 1519 01:50:05,300 --> 01:50:09,300 Now go and call the elevator up while I finish talKing to him 1520 01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:12,200 But you guys just don't seem to finish chatting! 1521 01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:14,000 Please, please! - OKay, I'll get the lift up... 1522 01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:16,000 but I won't wait another minute. - OKay, oKay! 1523 01:50:18,200 --> 01:50:20,000 She's looKing so ravishing! - Never mind! 1524 01:50:20,200 --> 01:50:23,100 Before I return with deepti, taKe Sweety out somewhere! 1525 01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:27,300 Will she go out with me? - ThinK she's your sister-in-law! 1526 01:50:27,300 --> 01:50:30,300 My fiancée, after all! She'll surely go with you! 1527 01:50:32,400 --> 01:50:38,500 Mac, you haven't left yet? Please go and come bacK soon! 1528 01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:41,600 What will I do all alone...? - My love! 1529 01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:45,000 She's bacK, she's bacK... taKe to your heels! 1530 01:50:50,200 --> 01:50:56,200 I've had this lovely dream of a house in the city of flowers 1531 01:50:56,400 --> 01:51:00,400 I won the first prize for this song! - Do you really sing? 1532 01:51:00,500 --> 01:51:05,000 Of course! Do you liKe songs? - Yes, I do 1533 01:51:05,200 --> 01:51:08,700 So let's go to a place where they play great music 1534 01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:11,600 we'll have also dinner there. What say you? 1535 01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:15,300 But Mac will be coming bacK. - I don't thinK he's coming bacK 1536 01:51:16,200 --> 01:51:18,700 I haven't seen a heartless man liKe him in all my life! 1537 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:20,500 How could he go away to the office... 1538 01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:22,400 ...leaving behind such a lovely fiancée? 1539 01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:26,000 Had I been in his shoes and a fire had broKen out in my office... 1540 01:51:26,100 --> 01:51:28,000 I still wouldn't leave you and go anywhere! 1541 01:51:28,300 --> 01:51:32,400 I don't Know whether what I'm doing is right... but do it, I must 1542 01:51:33,400 --> 01:51:37,500 I want to taKe you out to dinner 1543 01:51:40,400 --> 01:51:44,100 You're taKing such good care of me. - So you're coming, aren't you? 1544 01:51:44,200 --> 01:51:47,100 How can I refuse someone who has such a large heart? 1545 01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:49,300 ThanK you. - I'll be ready in a moment 1546 01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:52,400 Bye! - Hey... 1547 01:51:54,400 --> 01:51:56,600 where are you off to? - Who the hell are you to question me? 1548 01:51:56,600 --> 01:51:58,600 But you said it was child's play for you! 1549 01:51:58,700 --> 01:52:00,400 That the children are so grown up, I had no idea 1550 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:01,700 Before this game becomes... 1551 01:52:01,800 --> 01:52:03,400 ...even more diabolic, I must leave. Out of my way! 1552 01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:07,100 Mac's coming bacK. Please stay! - Tell Mac that I have left! 1553 01:52:11,400 --> 01:52:13,500 What are you doing here? - This is where I stay 1554 01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:15,800 what's there to be surprised about? - Out of my way, I say 1555 01:52:16,300 --> 01:52:18,200 don't desert this ship! Lt'll sinK! 1556 01:52:18,300 --> 01:52:20,300 SunK or ripped apart, I don't care! 1557 01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:22,600 Get out of my way! - Let him go, if he wants to 1558 01:52:22,600 --> 01:52:24,300 There's no use having him here anyway! - 1559 01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:26,600 who the hell are you to throw me out? 1560 01:52:26,700 --> 01:52:28,700 You're right! - Who are you to order me around? 1561 01:52:29,300 --> 01:52:33,100 Try doing it where it worKs! Let me see who throws me out! 1562 01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:36,700 She boards an aircraft a few times and throws her weight around! 1563 01:52:37,400 --> 01:52:39,600 Where's Mac? - I've no idea 1564 01:52:39,700 --> 01:52:41,500 I told him my flight - timing had changed. 1565 01:52:41,500 --> 01:52:43,100 He must surely have forgotten 1566 01:52:43,300 --> 01:52:46,400 wrong! Wrong of him to forget! 1567 01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:49,500 Had I girlfriend liKe you, I'd never have forgotten 1568 01:52:49,600 --> 01:52:53,500 I didn't Know you had a girlfriend. - No, I don't have a girlfriend 1569 01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:57,200 The doors to my heart are still open for her 1570 01:53:01,500 --> 01:53:03,200 Is there anything to eat? 1571 01:53:04,500 --> 01:53:06,200 Did you say something? I didn't hear a word 1572 01:53:06,400 --> 01:53:10,400 can I have something to eat? - How about a boiled elephant's egg? 1573 01:53:13,500 --> 01:53:17,500 He's out of his mind! Know what? Let's go and eat at a restaurant 1574 01:53:17,800 --> 01:53:21,600 As you wish. At least I won't have to see that old fossil's face! 1575 01:53:21,700 --> 01:53:24,200 Not in here! That room, over there! - Why not...? 1576 01:53:24,500 --> 01:53:26,600 This room's in a mess. Needs to be cleaned up 1577 01:53:26,700 --> 01:53:30,700 Go and change in that room quicKly. - OKay 1578 01:53:30,800 --> 01:53:32,200 Hurry up... quicK! 1579 01:53:34,700 --> 01:53:37,200 Sam, which restaurant are we going to? - Wherever you say. 1580 01:53:37,400 --> 01:53:41,400 Whose bag is this? - This... is my bag! 1581 01:53:41,500 --> 01:53:46,500 I carry my stuff in this bag. A comb, ear-buds, talcum powder... 1582 01:53:46,500 --> 01:53:49,400 In a lady's bag? - No, it's not a lady's bag 1583 01:53:49,600 --> 01:53:52,200 It's a lady's and gents' bag which looKs liKe a lady's bag! 1584 01:53:52,300 --> 01:53:55,700 It's nice, isn't it? - Never mind. How's my dress? 1585 01:53:55,800 --> 01:53:59,400 You looK amazing! - What if I carried a scarf? 1586 01:53:59,500 --> 01:54:01,200 No, you don't need a scarf! You're looKing great anyway! 1587 01:54:01,300 --> 01:54:03,200 Just wait. I'll show you 1588 01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:11,600 Shall we...? - I'm raring to go. Let's get going 1589 01:54:13,500 --> 01:54:16,500 why are you carrying my bag? - This bag... is it yours? 1590 01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:18,200 I was admiring its beauty 1591 01:54:20,800 --> 01:54:25,200 And whose bag is this...? - This one? This is mine, too! 1592 01:54:25,300 --> 01:54:29,200 I thought this bag was that one and that one was this one... 1593 01:54:29,300 --> 01:54:32,200 so I picKed that one up. But this one is mine... 1594 01:54:32,300 --> 01:54:35,700 and that one is your bag! Let's go! 1595 01:54:36,400 --> 01:54:37,500 What confusion! 1596 01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:42,500 I asK for the last time. Who wants to eat and who doesn't? 1597 01:54:42,600 --> 01:54:48,400 What do you want to eat, or what don't you want to eat! 1598 01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:03,300 I am ready. 1599 01:55:26,500 --> 01:55:28,300 Listen to me... Sam! 1600 01:55:29,600 --> 01:55:33,600 No cheap snacKs here. Get lost! - Hang on, will you? 1601 01:55:33,900 --> 01:55:36,500 Sam... - You can't go in 1602 01:55:36,600 --> 01:55:39,300 You taKe me for a beggar? I have a car out there! 1603 01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:41,300 I can't let you in! Go! 1604 01:55:41,500 --> 01:55:45,300 Stop troubling us or I'll call more security. 1605 01:55:47,500 --> 01:55:49,300 I wouldn't even pee in your hotel! 1606 01:55:49,400 --> 01:55:50,600 Do you have a mobile phone? 1607 01:55:50,800 --> 01:55:53,500 I'll have to call the airport to tell them I'm here 1608 01:55:53,600 --> 01:55:56,300 Sorry, I forgot to carry it. - That's oKay 1609 01:55:56,400 --> 01:55:57,600 Let's call from the reception 1610 01:55:59,500 --> 01:56:01,300 If I haven't the right to go into my own room... 1611 01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:02,700 ...I don't want to live there! 1612 01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:07,300 Why are you pushing me...? OKay, do it on your feet 1613 01:56:07,400 --> 01:56:11,600 Excuse me, can I maKe a call please? - Wait please. 1614 01:56:11,700 --> 01:56:13,500 Pooja! Let's go to another hotel! - But what for? 1615 01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:15,500 Don't you thinK this place is stinKing? 1616 01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:21,400 I can't smell anything. - No? I Knew you had caught a cold! 1617 01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:24,400 Nothing's wrong with me. Stay here, I'll maKe the call and return 1618 01:56:26,000 --> 01:56:28,400 don't you trust me? Me? 1619 01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:33,400 Every time a plane flies overhead I wonder when... 1620 01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:37,800 when my Sweety will arrive. I mean, my deepti! 1621 01:56:38,700 --> 01:56:41,400 Deepti! Hear me out, please! 1622 01:56:45,700 --> 01:56:47,600 What the hell are you doing here? - And what are you doing here? 1623 01:56:47,700 --> 01:56:50,000 Of the thousands of restaurants in town, is this where you had to come? 1624 01:56:50,000 --> 01:56:51,400 Yes, of the thousands of restaurants in town... 1625 01:56:51,400 --> 01:56:52,700 ...is this where you had to come? 1626 01:56:52,800 --> 01:56:54,800 I'll smash your face! You imitate me? - What the hell are you doing? 1627 01:56:54,900 --> 01:56:57,600 I'd have gone elsewhere if you had told me you're coming here! 1628 01:56:57,700 --> 01:57:00,400 When's this mess going to come to an end! 1629 01:57:03,700 --> 01:57:05,600 So where's Sweety? - Not Sweety. Pooja 1630 01:57:05,800 --> 01:57:08,400 pooja! Where did she spring from? - I was leaving the house... 1631 01:57:08,500 --> 01:57:11,600 and she just breezed in! So I brought her here 1632 01:57:11,900 --> 01:57:14,700 And where is Sweety? - Sweety's at home 1633 01:57:14,900 --> 01:57:17,600 why did you leave her at home? - As if I could bring them together! 1634 01:57:17,800 --> 01:57:20,700 So where's Sweety now? - I told you, she's at home! 1635 01:57:20,800 --> 01:57:22,600 I mean, where's pooja? - Pooja's maKing a phone call 1636 01:57:22,700 --> 01:57:23,700 MaKing a phone call? 1637 01:57:29,800 --> 01:57:33,900 I get it. I'm done for. My game is up 1638 01:57:35,600 --> 01:57:36,800 How did I get myself into this? 1639 01:57:39,800 --> 01:57:41,400 Hey! They don't Know each other 1640 01:57:43,600 --> 01:57:46,100 Oh yes! ThanK God! 1641 01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:53,100 Here's what we'll do. I'll taKe deepti home 1642 01:57:53,600 --> 01:57:57,600 Before I can get there, tell Mambo to dump Sweety in some other room 1643 01:57:57,800 --> 01:57:59,700 OKay... but how? - How would I Know! 1644 01:57:59,900 --> 01:58:04,600 Must I explain everything? Tell the old man to thinK of a way! 1645 01:58:04,700 --> 01:58:07,000 I don't Know! AsK him to do it! He'll find a way out! 1646 01:58:11,900 --> 01:58:14,100 Where are they...? Where's deepti? 1647 01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:16,800 And where's pooja? - LooK for her! 1648 01:58:17,000 --> 01:58:19,600 I'll go and find my curse! And listen... 1649 01:58:20,900 --> 01:58:22,500 don't let her go home. - OKay 1650 01:58:51,900 --> 01:58:53,700 what happened...? - Sorry! 1651 01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:56,000 Deepti! 1652 01:58:57,700 --> 01:58:58,800 Open the door! 1653 01:59:02,900 --> 01:59:04,500 He's going to get butchered today! 1654 01:59:05,900 --> 01:59:08,700 Chhotu, fetch the car! 1655 01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:13,000 Keep going! Step on it! 1656 01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:16,500 Driver, follow that car. QuicK! 1657 01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:21,700 Pooja! Stop there! 1658 01:59:22,900 --> 01:59:25,800 Move it, driver. - Hey, wait there! 1659 01:59:26,900 --> 01:59:31,700 Move it, I say! - Hey wait... 1660 01:59:31,800 --> 01:59:33,800 OKay, pooja. I'm coming. - C'mon in. Hurry up! 1661 01:59:35,700 --> 01:59:36,900 What are you up to? 1662 01:59:37,000 --> 01:59:39,600 Terribly insensitive of you to dump me and go bacK home! 1663 01:59:39,600 --> 01:59:46,800 I saw Mac there. - Pooja, my heart craves your love... 1664 01:59:46,900 --> 01:59:49,200 and you're running after Mac? 1665 01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:52,000 A man who ignored you, despite hearing your voice? 1666 01:59:52,700 --> 01:59:54,900 That's because... - I understand! Oh yes, I do 1667 01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:57,100 No one in the world values true love 1668 01:59:58,000 --> 02:00:00,600 The one I always see, the one closest to my heart... 1669 02:00:01,000 --> 02:00:03,700 if there is anyone... it's only you 1670 02:00:04,000 --> 02:00:07,100 But that's a song, isn't it? - Hmmm... no! Is it really a song? 1671 02:00:08,100 --> 02:00:10,600 Stop the car. Stop it! 1672 02:00:12,900 --> 02:00:15,600 Stay here. I'll be right bacK. - But where are you going? 1673 02:00:16,000 --> 02:00:18,300 Sam! - One second! 1674 02:00:25,000 --> 02:00:27,100 Mambo, give me a glass of water 1675 02:00:32,000 --> 02:00:33,900 where can I find a phone? - Over there 1676 02:00:43,000 --> 02:00:45,600 Mambo, listen carefully. It's me 1677 02:00:50,900 --> 02:00:52,600 The Singapore flight is soon landing there 1678 02:00:53,000 --> 02:00:57,100 But fix the BangKoK flight, so it doesn't waKe up before morning! 1679 02:00:57,200 --> 02:01:00,600 You understand...? The Bombay flight is right here with me 1680 02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:05,000 Bomb...?! I mean, the Mumbai flight is here with me 1681 02:01:05,100 --> 02:01:09,100 It's about to taKe off, but I'll maKe sure it doesn't get there! 1682 02:01:10,000 --> 02:01:14,800 So do just as I say! It's a question of life and death! 1683 02:01:15,000 --> 02:01:18,600 From what he was saying, he appears to be a terrorist 1684 02:01:19,000 --> 02:01:22,600 He's planning something big. LiKe hijacKing a plane 1685 02:01:22,700 --> 02:01:24,900 Let's stop him till the cops get here 1686 02:01:25,000 --> 02:01:28,200 OKay... yes! 1687 02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:31,000 Where to, smartass? - Home 1688 02:01:31,100 --> 02:01:33,200 You can't leave, until the police arrive 1689 02:01:33,800 --> 02:01:36,800 police...? - We Know everything! Filthy terrorist! 1690 02:02:09,200 --> 02:02:14,900 Mambo, have you ever fallen in love? - With only my wife 1691 02:02:15,100 --> 02:02:18,200 do you have a wife? - I did, but not anymore 1692 02:02:18,300 --> 02:02:20,000 She eloped with my younger brother 1693 02:02:21,200 --> 02:02:23,200 But I'm very lucKy in this respect. 1694 02:02:23,700 --> 02:02:25,800 Sure. You don't have a younger sister 1695 02:02:30,100 --> 02:02:36,700 I'm so lucKy, Mac won't even looK at a girl except me 1696 02:02:40,100 --> 02:02:45,000 How'd you Know how many roving eyes Mac has? 1697 02:02:46,200 --> 02:02:49,900 If you're still listening, let me tell you... 1698 02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:54,100 whatever I'm doing is not of my own volition 1699 02:02:54,200 --> 02:02:57,900 I'm helpless. They're maKing me do it. Do you understand? 1700 02:02:58,200 --> 02:03:01,200 Since they're paying me, I'll have to do their bidding 1701 02:03:05,200 --> 02:03:14,200 Mac... - I'm Mambo! Mambo! 1702 02:03:22,100 --> 02:03:24,400 Was that a sleeping pill or an aphrodisiac? 1703 02:03:47,500 --> 02:03:49,500 Did you fix the girl? - Fix? 1704 02:03:49,800 --> 02:03:52,500 I only gave her a sedative, I can do nothing else 1705 02:03:52,500 --> 02:03:55,500 The next flight is arriving. Before it lands, 1706 02:03:55,800 --> 02:03:57,300 let's move this one 1707 02:04:26,400 --> 02:04:29,200 She's become as heavy as a pumpKin. - Shut up, jinx 1708 02:04:29,300 --> 02:04:30,500 If something happens to her... 1709 02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:32,500 I'll end up in jail. Do you want me 1710 02:04:32,600 --> 02:04:33,900 to rot in jail at this age? 1711 02:05:08,900 --> 02:05:10,600 You...? How did you arrive before me? 1712 02:05:10,600 --> 02:05:13,200 - Used my brains... I mean, body 1713 02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:17,500 I didn't want to see your face red with anger. Come here 1714 02:05:19,500 --> 02:05:22,200 LooK! I have thrown all the underwear away 1715 02:05:22,300 --> 02:05:26,100 You can sleep in peace now. - I don't want your sympathy 1716 02:05:26,200 --> 02:05:30,400 Not sympathy. You have a right on me. This is what you call love 1717 02:05:30,500 --> 02:05:33,300 Let alone underwear, for your saKe I'll even throw myself out! 1718 02:05:33,400 --> 02:05:37,500 You just want love, you are not willing to return love 1719 02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:42,500 don't be so cruel, love. Time will prove how much I love you 1720 02:05:42,600 --> 02:05:45,000 Lies! You can never understand a woman's feelings 1721 02:05:45,100 --> 02:05:48,600 Let alone one, I understand many women... I've read that booK 1722 02:05:48,900 --> 02:05:52,000 The Fundamental principles of woman psychology 1723 02:05:52,100 --> 02:05:55,600 Lies! All lies! I Know you are having other affairs too 1724 02:05:55,600 --> 02:05:59,100 what are you saying? This is preposterous 1725 02:05:59,200 --> 02:06:01,500 You are being preposterous! 1726 02:06:01,500 --> 02:06:08,900 Woman! Stay liKe a woman, and behave liKe one. Not liKe a whore 1727 02:06:09,000 --> 02:06:13,600 See? Your servant is humiliating me! - One minute 1728 02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:17,200 Old swine! How dare you talK to a woman liKe that? 1729 02:06:17,200 --> 02:06:18,300 I will KicK you. 1730 02:06:18,400 --> 02:06:19,400 I'll breaK your jaw 1731 02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:25,300 I'm in a bloody mess and you are raving about women's character 1732 02:06:25,400 --> 02:06:26,400 Smartass, I'll thrash you! 1733 02:06:29,400 --> 02:06:32,200 Deepti, listen to me. My love... 1734 02:06:32,300 --> 02:06:34,700 my darling, listen to me, open the door 1735 02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:38,300 My honey, my baby, my sweetheart... 1736 02:06:51,000 --> 02:06:53,600 Bye. I'm leaving 1737 02:06:54,500 --> 02:06:58,000 where to? I'm your boss, I pay you 1738 02:06:58,000 --> 02:07:01,300 You can't leave without a month's notice 1739 02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:05,100 Notice? I serve you notice everyday, but you taKe no notice 1740 02:07:05,200 --> 02:07:08,600 You thinK you can swear at me at will? Can you? 1741 02:07:10,100 --> 02:07:12,700 I'm leaving! - Listen to me, you can't... 1742 02:07:12,700 --> 02:07:15,700 I don't want to listen. I have taKen enough 1743 02:07:15,700 --> 02:07:18,000 I'm leaving. - You can't leave 1744 02:07:21,400 --> 02:07:22,700 pooja, I was just thinKing about you. 1745 02:07:22,800 --> 02:07:25,000 Where you are, how you are! 1746 02:07:25,100 --> 02:07:30,200 And here you are! LooKs liKe it's my day. AsK him 1747 02:07:30,200 --> 02:07:32,500 You don't need to worry about me. - Why? 1748 02:07:32,600 --> 02:07:36,100 I need to talK to you, it's urgent. - Urgent, my foot! 1749 02:07:36,200 --> 02:07:37,700 I want to talK to you in private 1750 02:07:39,500 --> 02:07:40,600 It's special 1751 02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:49,300 what happened? - I won't speaK much. We're parting 1752 02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:54,700 don't even joKe about it. It'll breaK my heart 1753 02:07:54,800 --> 02:07:58,700 You don't have a heart. We can't carry it further 1754 02:07:58,800 --> 02:08:02,700 This relationship has no future. - Pooja, what are you talKing? 1755 02:08:02,800 --> 02:08:06,500 I always believed you will be my wife. 1756 02:08:06,600 --> 02:08:12,400 - I hadn't met Shyam before, you see 1757 02:08:12,500 --> 02:08:15,400 Hang on. How did you and Shyam...? 1758 02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:18,100 He is not liKe you. He doesn't wear a masK 1759 02:08:19,500 --> 02:08:22,200 If we part, fine. But don't get close to him 1760 02:08:22,300 --> 02:08:25,800 You don't Know how cunning and slimy he is. I'll tell you 1761 02:08:25,800 --> 02:08:29,300 I'll expose him. You mustn't trust anyone so soon 1762 02:08:29,400 --> 02:08:32,200 Spending time with me doesn't prove 1763 02:08:32,200 --> 02:08:33,300 that your love for me is true 1764 02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:36,800 pooja, listen to me. I... 1765 02:08:38,400 --> 02:08:42,100 Mac, no need to be angry. It's all over between us 1766 02:08:42,200 --> 02:08:44,800 Forget me. I'm leaving 1767 02:08:44,800 --> 02:08:47,800 pooja, we are made for each other. Listen to me... 1768 02:08:47,800 --> 02:08:49,500 pooja, don't do this 1769 02:08:53,700 --> 02:08:57,500 Hope all's well? - No. But it will be 1770 02:09:03,400 --> 02:09:08,800 It's a beautiful paradise. I can't see it turning into hell 1771 02:09:14,400 --> 02:09:17,500 where's he going? - I'll tell you. Wait, I'll tell you 1772 02:09:18,400 --> 02:09:20,800 Listen, Shyam... 1773 02:09:22,300 --> 02:09:23,800 I planted a sapling... - when? 1774 02:09:23,900 --> 02:09:26,600 Long time bacK, before you even arrived 1775 02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:32,300 I watered it, provided manure, saved it from insects... 1776 02:09:32,400 --> 02:09:36,800 it grew big, bigger, huge 1777 02:09:38,200 --> 02:09:40,200 Then it gave flowers and fruits 1778 02:09:40,300 --> 02:09:45,700 One day, a swine plucKed a fruit and began eating it 1779 02:09:45,800 --> 02:09:48,400 Now you tell me, what must I do? 1780 02:09:48,400 --> 02:09:52,600 Why don't you just thrash the swine? - Trust me, you are right! 1781 02:10:10,400 --> 02:10:17,400 Where friends meet, there's party 1782 02:10:21,800 --> 02:10:23,800 Swine! May you rot. - Hi! 1783 02:10:34,900 --> 02:10:37,500 Sorry, I left you alone and came here 1784 02:10:37,600 --> 02:10:40,400 Never mind. - I'll have some water 1785 02:10:46,700 --> 02:10:48,900 where are you going? - Don't you talK to me! 1786 02:11:00,800 --> 02:11:05,300 I'm sorry, I blew up at you. Please forgive me 1787 02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:09,200 I need to apologise, love. Why must you? 1788 02:11:09,300 --> 02:11:13,500 Go and taKe some rest. TaKe care of your sKin 1789 02:11:17,600 --> 02:11:20,900 Swine! You made my life miserable 1790 02:11:24,800 --> 02:11:25,900 what's going on? 1791 02:11:29,900 --> 02:11:33,400 What's going on here? - Nothing. I'm giving him a massage 1792 02:11:33,500 --> 02:11:35,300 This is a special massage. Stretch your hands 1793 02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:36,900 Get up, Sam 1794 02:11:42,300 --> 02:11:44,500 I need to talK to you, it's about our future 1795 02:11:49,600 --> 02:11:52,800 I'll be bacK, darling. OKay? 1796 02:11:58,900 --> 02:12:00,400 Want to hit me more? Go ahead 1797 02:12:03,900 --> 02:12:07,000 Mambo quit. If you say, I'll leave too 1798 02:12:07,000 --> 02:12:11,800 But if I leave, it'll be difficult for you to manage this game 1799 02:12:11,900 --> 02:12:14,000 ThinK it over 1800 02:12:24,800 --> 02:12:27,700 All right. From now on, pooja is yours 1801 02:12:27,800 --> 02:12:31,700 deepti and Sweety are mine. - OKay 1802 02:12:32,800 --> 02:12:35,900 we won't interfere. Promise? - OKay 1803 02:12:36,000 --> 02:12:41,000 And listen... when the girls leave for worK in the morning... 1804 02:12:41,100 --> 02:12:45,400 we'll sit and design the future plans of this game 1805 02:12:45,500 --> 02:12:47,800 OKay. - Done? Good night 1806 02:12:47,900 --> 02:12:49,900 where are you going? Pooja is there 1807 02:13:05,400 --> 02:13:07,000 Hurry up, deepti. It's time for your flight 1808 02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:10,500 Sam darling, hurry up. It's time to leave... 1809 02:13:13,000 --> 02:13:15,000 Tone it down! You'll waKe everyone 1810 02:13:15,000 --> 02:13:17,000 Everyone? We are only three of us here. 1811 02:13:17,100 --> 02:13:20,000 - I mean... the neighbours 1812 02:13:20,100 --> 02:13:23,000 They already have complaints against me. SpeaK softly 1813 02:13:23,000 --> 02:13:26,000 All right. Mac, I'm sorry about yesterday 1814 02:13:26,100 --> 02:13:30,000 I spoKe too much. I said that because 1815 02:13:30,100 --> 02:13:32,400 I realised you are a first rate fraud 1816 02:13:32,500 --> 02:13:36,700 Forgive me. - I forgave you last night itself 1817 02:13:36,800 --> 02:13:38,700 I forgive women on the spot 1818 02:13:40,600 --> 02:13:42,600 You looK great in this dress. - ThanK you 1819 02:13:42,700 --> 02:13:46,100 No time to romance. Leave, it's time for her flight 1820 02:13:46,100 --> 02:13:48,000 OKay. Let's go. - Bye 1821 02:13:55,000 --> 02:13:58,000 who is this? - Who? Who is who? 1822 02:14:00,400 --> 02:14:02,700 She...? She's Sam's fiancee 1823 02:14:02,800 --> 02:14:05,600 Let's go, deepti. - Hang on, Mac 1824 02:14:05,600 --> 02:14:07,900 You should also introduce her, don't you thinK? 1825 02:14:08,000 --> 02:14:11,000 Don't you Know each other? She is deepti 1826 02:14:11,100 --> 02:14:15,100 c'mon, you are late. - No. The introduction is not over yet 1827 02:14:15,200 --> 02:14:18,600 Tell me, how did this girl land here? - She tooK a cab 1828 02:14:18,700 --> 02:14:21,100 what has she to do with this house? 1829 02:14:21,200 --> 02:14:23,100 - What has she to do with this house! 1830 02:14:23,200 --> 02:14:28,800 Deepti is an airhostess, and Sam's fiancee 1831 02:14:28,800 --> 02:14:30,400 pooja is also an airhostess 1832 02:14:30,500 --> 02:14:33,800 Amazing! Both are airhostesses. Same uniform too 1833 02:14:33,900 --> 02:14:37,100 what a coincidence! Let's go 1834 02:14:37,200 --> 02:14:40,100 One minute! What were you doing in this bedroom? 1835 02:14:40,200 --> 02:14:43,900 Tell her. - I was putting on my uniform 1836 02:14:44,000 --> 02:14:47,800 putting on her uniform. She is an airhostess, after all 1837 02:14:47,800 --> 02:14:49,500 She's not a banKer 1838 02:14:51,900 --> 02:14:54,400 deepti, time for your flight. Move 1839 02:14:54,500 --> 02:14:56,500 Sam! Do you Know her? 1840 02:14:56,600 --> 02:15:00,000 Why is she here? Please tell me 1841 02:15:02,000 --> 02:15:04,500 One minute. You never told me you had a fiancee 1842 02:15:04,600 --> 02:15:07,700 Actually, we met just last night 1843 02:15:07,800 --> 02:15:10,500 we fell in love just last night and we decided to marry 1844 02:15:15,200 --> 02:15:18,800 where did you meet her? - Bella Vista, floor no. 13... 1845 02:15:18,800 --> 02:15:21,700 It's this house! - That's right 1846 02:15:21,800 --> 02:15:25,000 How is Mac related to her? - Mac...? 1847 02:15:25,100 --> 02:15:29,600 Did you hear her? She's asKing about our relationship 1848 02:15:29,700 --> 02:15:31,200 we'll go mad, let's go 1849 02:15:33,000 --> 02:15:34,600 I want an answer! You haven't given 1850 02:15:34,700 --> 02:15:36,800 a proper introduction of this girl 1851 02:15:36,800 --> 02:15:38,200 He is my fiance 1852 02:15:42,500 --> 02:15:45,800 when did he get engaged to you? - Been a long time 1853 02:15:45,900 --> 02:15:50,200 This fiance of yours was my fiance until yesterday 1854 02:15:50,200 --> 02:15:54,200 That's right. She was my ex-girlfriend 1855 02:15:54,200 --> 02:15:58,600 But I was your boyfriend. - One and the same thing 1856 02:15:58,600 --> 02:16:01,000 I'm not denying it. One and the same. 1857 02:16:01,100 --> 02:16:03,700 But now she is his girlfriend 1858 02:16:03,800 --> 02:16:06,900 But I met Sam just yesterday. - She's right 1859 02:16:06,900 --> 02:16:10,500 And we fell in love! - Hear that? You trust me now? 1860 02:16:10,600 --> 02:16:13,600 All right, now I understand. The two of you are hand in glove 1861 02:16:13,700 --> 02:16:16,200 Stop raving. If you want, you can marry him 1862 02:16:16,300 --> 02:16:19,600 On the contrary, you betrayed me. But I forgave you... 1863 02:16:19,600 --> 02:16:21,600 because you belong to a decent family. Don't forget that 1864 02:16:21,600 --> 02:16:23,800 Shut up! You have been playing games... 1865 02:16:23,900 --> 02:16:25,000 ...with the two of us all this while 1866 02:16:29,700 --> 02:16:32,200 It's history! Let bygones be bygones 1867 02:16:34,200 --> 02:16:35,900 The two of you have opened our eyes, 1868 02:16:36,000 --> 02:16:39,200 put us on the right tracK, that's it 1869 02:16:39,300 --> 02:16:43,200 Sam, from now on pooja belongs to you and deepti is mine 1870 02:16:43,300 --> 02:16:47,200 No other girl will come into our lives again 1871 02:16:47,300 --> 02:16:49,600 It's a sin even to thinK about it, remember 1872 02:16:49,600 --> 02:16:53,200 put your hand forward... do it! 1873 02:16:53,300 --> 02:16:55,000 Give him your hand, pooja 1874 02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:59,000 don't thinK much, give him your hand before you miss your bus 1875 02:16:59,800 --> 02:17:00,800 Right 1876 02:17:06,900 --> 02:17:10,600 That's liKe it. We'll stay together from now. Fine? 1877 02:17:10,700 --> 02:17:13,900 We won't ever cheat. We'll always stay together 1878 02:17:22,100 --> 02:17:25,200 Mac darling, who are these girls? 1879 02:17:27,600 --> 02:17:29,900 Run! 1880 02:17:35,600 --> 02:17:37,700 Run! Start the motorcycle 1881 02:17:39,600 --> 02:17:40,800 quicK! 1882 02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:43,300 Swine, start it! 1883 02:17:43,400 --> 02:17:47,300 Giving you a motorcycle is liKe feeding nuts to a dog 1884 02:17:47,400 --> 02:17:49,900 Start it! - You start it 1885 02:17:52,600 --> 02:17:54,300 Brother Mac! 1886 02:17:54,400 --> 02:17:58,000 What happened? - You are ruined! 1887 02:17:58,100 --> 02:18:01,000 How do you Know that? - Nageshwar... 1888 02:18:01,000 --> 02:18:04,000 The white spot? - Yes. Anjali greased his palm... 1889 02:18:04,100 --> 02:18:06,300 and he told her everything about your setups 1890 02:18:06,400 --> 02:18:09,100 May he be ruined! He's nailed me 1891 02:18:09,200 --> 02:18:12,300 I have lost her, and the others too. - The other girls too? How? 1892 02:18:12,400 --> 02:18:16,100 Wait here, they will be coming with brooms, Knives and missiles 1893 02:18:16,200 --> 02:18:17,800 AsK them, and they will tell you 1894 02:18:17,800 --> 02:18:22,000 where do I go? Where do I Kill myself? - Listen! 1895 02:18:22,000 --> 02:18:25,200 Before Anjali leaves for India, go and apologise to her 1896 02:18:25,300 --> 02:18:27,700 Else, you'll lose her forever. Go! 1897 02:18:29,000 --> 02:18:31,400 I'll drive! - Easy with the door 1898 02:18:34,000 --> 02:18:35,700 Get inside 1899 02:18:35,800 --> 02:18:37,800 Shyam, I'm off! Get the motorcycle over tomorrow, swine! 1900 02:18:46,100 --> 02:18:48,900 Uncle, where's Anjali? 1901 02:18:49,700 --> 02:18:54,400 She left. And why not? She has found out everything about you 1902 02:18:54,400 --> 02:18:57,800 You were her greatest mistaKe 1903 02:18:57,800 --> 02:19:01,400 You can't belong to one girl 1904 02:19:01,400 --> 02:19:06,400 For you, women are playthings! And Anjali is not a plaything 1905 02:19:06,400 --> 02:19:09,900 Go away. And Keep the game of musical chair on 1906 02:19:10,000 --> 02:19:12,000 Go on, forget her. Go 1907 02:19:13,000 --> 02:19:15,200 what time is her flight? - 6:30 1908 02:19:15,300 --> 02:19:16,400 ThanK you 1909 02:19:20,200 --> 02:19:23,000 No, I'm not going! - I just want to see the time 1910 02:19:23,000 --> 02:19:25,200 Time, all right. - 6:00! 1911 02:19:38,400 --> 02:19:41,400 One minute. Air India flight? - TooK off 1912 02:19:41,500 --> 02:19:43,400 when? - Half-hour bacK 1913 02:19:59,400 --> 02:20:01,800 Now stop this game of romance, I've had enough! 1914 02:20:01,800 --> 02:20:05,800 I don't have the strength, I can't taKe it anymore! 1915 02:20:15,400 --> 02:20:16,900 Anjali... - No need to say anything 1916 02:20:18,200 --> 02:20:21,800 I have told her everything, and she has forgiven you 1917 02:20:21,800 --> 02:20:26,800 This ring is the root cause of all misery. TaKe it off 1918 02:20:30,000 --> 02:20:31,400 And put it on my sister-in-law's finger. For good 1919 02:20:31,500 --> 02:20:36,800 All's well that end's well! From now on, focus only on family 1920 02:20:37,300 --> 02:20:38,800 Run! 1921 02:20:40,200 --> 02:20:42,400 Run! 1922 02:20:42,400 --> 02:20:46,000 Give me the car Key, Babban! 1923 02:20:46,400 --> 02:20:50,400