Charm
My, my! The charm
Stunning charm
Maddening charm
charm
Fatal charm
deadly charm
It's Killing
crazed souls, lost in the charm
charm. My, my! The charm
Stunning charm
Maddening charm
charm. Fatal charm
deadly charm
It's Killing
crazed souls, lost in the charm
I desire to Kiss you on the lips...
...to rocK in your arms
come to me
From your tresses, let me steal the fragrance
Let me behold you in my eyes, don't go away
My love, I fell for you at first sight
charm
My, my! The charm
Stunning charm
Maddening charm
charm. Fatal charm.
Deadly charm
It's Killing
crazed souls, lost in the charm
I'm restless, comfort me
Feign love if you want, at least looK at me
You won't find another golden opportunity
come into my arms, my love
don't torment me
I'm your lover, let me enjoy love
charm
My, my! The charm
Stunning charm
Maddening charm
charm
Fatal charm
deadly charm'
It's Killing
crazed souls, lost in the charm
what are you doing? - I'm sorry. Sorry...
Bloody assistant! Get out of here.
Go! Get out of here. I don't want you here. Go! Out!
Will you teach your teacher, eh?
Idiot! Bloody junior! C'mon, girls.
Don't spoil your mood. Put your smile up.
And you please lose some weight. - Mac!
Call for you, sir. - Who the hell is it?
Your fiancee. Anjali
junior
Long-hair! I'm talKing to you. Answer the phone and say I'm not in.
Tell her. Tell her.
Yes sister-in-law, he asKed me to tell you that he is not in
Five hours for a minor tasK, eh? Have you been playing around?
Who will pay for this? My father? - Right
It taKes time to do a good job. Why don't you be the face...
on the bacK cover? Lt'll sell liKe hot caKes
why do you come in? Mind your own business
I haven't changed the models. LooK
I haven't changed them. Go on. - He finds reasons to touch the girls!
They go sniffing everywhere for girls
what did you understand?
Why are you shaKing your head? C'mon. Smile.
Excuse me, sir... is Mac inside?
Why do you want him? - She's going to bear Mac's baby
what...? - I mean, Mac's fiancee. Anjali
She wants to meet Mac. - I see. So you are Mac's fiancee
Is he in at the moment? - Of course. He's been waiting for you
come with me. - That's liKe it
Stop following me! Are you a dog? - I'm Mac's best friend
Out! This is not a zoo. No animals allowed here
Then what are you doing here?
Don't raise your hands. - Out!
Don't raise your hands. - Out! Dog
Good. Perfect.
Come... he's so hardworKing. See
Mac, looK who's here. - Who is it?
Listen Sanchita...
what...? - Sorry... Anjali, listen to me
Start the car. I'm going to the airport I don't want to hear a thing
what has happened? - You said you will not be in office
You could've told me if you didn't want to see me. Why did you lie?
Who lied to you? I'm telling you the truth
I just came ten minutes bacK, I swear. - You are lying
You should be ashamed of yourself. - Hush! Why should I be ashamed?
Those semi-nude girls! How could you touch them all over?
That's my business. - Business?
I mean, I have to show them what pose to taKe
You are an educated girl, you should understand that
I don't Know about that. I can't see you with other girls
All right, listen to me. You are my fiancée, trust me
I'll never lie to you, trust me. Now...
go home, I'll come over and explain. OKay? I love you. Bye
Bye. Your dress
Swine! Why did you bring her here? - She brought me here
How'd I Know that you were having fun with those girls?
I'll hit you! - Give it to me! Don't Keep debts
You haven't made the car's payment.
It runs on gas, you dig? Pay up, now!
All right, I'll pay you. Don't be angry, go now
TaKe it easy. Drop her
Bye, darling. Hurry up
Garam Masala magazine. Sure.
Garam Masala magazine.
Yes. So?
You promised a dinner with me this Saturday
where? - A new chinese restaurant...
china Town. I have booKed the table
I'll wait for you outside the Restaurant at 5:30 sharp
Hi Mac.
Let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow. We'll have your favourite fare...
at the new chinese restaurant china Town. What do you thinK?
After dinner, we'll go for a movie. OKay?
Programme fixed? - OK. - See you tomorrow! - Mac! Mac!
Tell him. - Sir, it's time you gave us a raise
Also give us a car and a three-bedroom flat
No way. I'm thinKing of giving a fivefold raise...
a bungalow and a Mercedes each
You are joKing, sir. - Who started it?
Morons! I'm planning to halve your pay checKs
I spent 300,000 for the cover page, and what do you guys give me?
I can't see a thing. - Not me! He shot it
And this? - He shot it
Aren't you guys ashamed? I sent you to the inaugural function...
because the chief Minister was the chief guest.
And the photos you got...
he is not to be seen here! What's this?
Scissors and breasts! Legs and a headless chief Minister
Sir, it's the camera. You must give us sophisticated cameras
cameras? Learn photography first
LooK, if this continues, I'm going to fire you guys
Sorry, we won't repeat this mistaKe. - Yes sir, sorry
Something is approaching, Know what?
Yes sir, my birthday. - Damn
Not your birthday. International press photography competition
Get some photos that I can send over and maKe our company famous
Am I to send legs there?
If you can't give me pictures, I'll maKe peons out of you!
Go away. Don't maKe my blood pressure rise
who is she? Whose legs are these? - Keep the legs here and get lost
The boss orders us to leave. Let's get to worK
Sorry, sir
Leave
Haven't I told you to turn off the tap after bathing?
I always turn it off after you bathe! - You should do that
Because, I'm the boss here. - company gives me this accommodation
ThanK me for that. They don't care about you anyway
Now stop chewing my brains, I got to leave
I'm leaving too. Where are you going? - To the temple. Coming?
No. I'm going to the zoo. Coming? - Not after watching you!
C'mon. Hurry up and get ready.
Shirt...?
Sorry.
What are you doing here? - What are you doing here?
Maggie called me. - Maggie called me!
Easy, easy. I didn't call you guys, you guys called me here
I called Maggie here. - I too called her
damn you! - No fights. We'll have dinner together
All right, I'll foot the bill. - I'll foot the bill. It's my party
pay yours, I'll foot Maggie's bill. - Why don't we eat first?
Let's decide it later. - All right
Let me go!
God! Both of you, leave me
Get lost!
Are you blind? - Bloody idiot
Sorry. - Go and hit him
Let's go, darling
Your food, sir.
Maggie, I ordered this for you. Especially, for your eyes
Your eyes are perfect. Eat what I ordered for you
It's good for your heart and mind. - You need brains, you eat
I have brains. - So why don't you bring it?
Shut up! - Cool
don't fight. I'll eat both. Let's eat...
I'm very hungry. - OKay, darling
do it fast. Don't waste your time on one table
Eat this, good for you thighs... eyes
I said, I'll pay. - I'll pay
I pay! - Not fair. It's my party
I'll pay for myself and Maggie. - It's not tip, it's a bill
You carry on... eat my share too.
This dinner's on me. Nobody pays.
Forget it, Sam. Next time. Let him pay this time
If you say so. But I don't taKe favours
come on Sam, don't fight now. Cool down
Let me have something.
Where's my wallet?
Where are you looKing?
Stupid!
Shut up, you...
come with me
The stupid is disturbing. Where was I...? People ogle at you...
Friend...
I'm sorry, I broKe your heart
I shouldn't be doing this. Foot the bill, please
There you are! Now you Know that Maggie is with me
I should be paying the bill. - Yes.
Sorry. Good you didn't wear glasses. - Why?
Your lenses... great colour. LooKs good on you
You liKe it? - Yes
Are you going to eat those cherries?
No. Do you want it? - I liKe cherries very much.
You mind it, don't you? - Mind what?
I Know you're feeling bad. Here, pay the bill
Are you crazy? - Go ahead
You foot it. - Not fair
Forget it. Go dutch on it
I'll be bacK, I got to go to the loo. - OKay
Madam, bill. - They are paying
They left. They said, you will pay. - What...?
Greetings, sir. - Yes, son? Can I help you?
Perhaps you have no idea, I'm a great fan of yours
I want a photograph from you that has never been published or seen
And... the negative too. It's for my personal collection
I'm willing to pay any price, sir
I don't have photos right now...
...but I got some negatives that you can taKe
Fine? - Yes, sir
Your father fixed your wedding, with the consent of the two of you
But ever since you were engaged, I've only seen you brawling
Your fathers were childhood Friends, they were thicK friends
They came here and together they joined the Indian Embassy
Give him water. They retired together and went bacK to India
don't fight and breaK their friendship
If you don't want to marry, decide it right now
I never said I don't want to marry
OKay, I'm sorry. I'll taKe you out for movies twice a weeK...
I'll taKe you out thrice for dinner, and...
your birthday is on the 27th. See, I remember, I didn't forget
On that day I'll be with you from morning to evening
And I'll only taKe your pictures. OKay?
If only you Keep your promise! - The day you become a doctor...
I'll send the two of you to India and get your married. Now don't belch!
Maggie didn't come today
congratulations. - Congratulations
congratulations! - Congratulations
Shyam, the award you have won has made our company famous
what award? - International press photography award
didn't you see? All the newspapers are carrying your picture
You have been promoted too. - The company gets 10 million in reward
One million is for you. - ThanK you, sir
And a free one-month trip to America
I want to give you something else. - What else?
Your pay is doubled right away. - And you listen...
give him the motorcycle Key and the flat Keys to him
And from now on, he is your boss. He's senior, you are junior. Dig that?
Shyam come, we got to talK. - ThanK you, sir
Move it
what crap! How can he get an award?
Sir, you Know that he's a bad shot, but you guys...
He holds a camera liKe he's holding a coconut
I Know you guys well. The two of you hardly Know photography
But he gets an award! - Sir, he's a fraud! A cheat
He steals photographs for competitions
I Know where he stole those photographs from
But he's made our magazine Garam Masala famous
Sir, I will fight. I will not leave this
This war has to be... - Shut up!
Silence, idiot
This hunger has heated up your brains
Attend tonight's party and stuff yourself. It will cool your brains
But I will fight
Out you go!
I will fight.
He stole my heart on the sly
Lord, he tooK my heart away
He made me belong to him, showed me beautiful dreams...
...and tooK my heart away
On the sly...
...he stole my heart
On the sly... he stole my heart
My love, you are handsome
You fascinate me
You are mine
My love, you are handsome
You fascinate me
You are mine
You have set my heart racing
You have robbed me of my peace
At the very first sight, my heart writhed in agony
On the sly...
you stole my heart
On the sly...
you stole my heart
My love, the fragrance of your breath...
and the magic in your words...
maKe me lose my composure
My love, the fragrance of your breath...
and the magic in your words...
maKe me lose my composure
I don't Know when I fell in love
I don't Know when I gave in
You looKed into my eyes...
and said a thousand things
On the sly...
you stole my heart
On the sly...
you stole my heart
You stole my heart on the sly
Lord, she tooK my heart away
On the sly...
you stole my heart
On the sly you stole my heart
Ladies and gentlemen, we dedicate this evening to Shyam
Friends, I'm happy that...
Shyam has brought glory to our magazine Garam Masala
Glory that maKes it hotter and spicier
On behalf of the company, we congratulate Shyam
we also pray for the success of his American trip
So Shyam's here's to you... a Bon Voyage.
ThanK you, sir.
Bon voyage, my foot! Bloody freeloader
A free trip to America for stealing photographs. Moron
don't you guys have self-respect? Why are you clapping? Are you crazy?
This friendship...
...we shall never breaK
Stop singing, will you? Stop it
don't sing on friendship, please! Stop it
Sing something else. - Sing what?
I'll sing
You are made neither for the earth nor for the sKy
what maKes you sing melancholy? - Your identity is...
why picK a rotten song?
Forget your friend. He stole pictures...
...won an award and flew off, didn't he?
So hear me. If you play the music of honesty, you will go deaf someday
Someone rightly said. Behind every bit of lucK there's a horrible crime
whose line was it? - Not mine. Carry on
whoever said that, he was right
Money is truth. If you have money, you have everything. Else, nothing
You lost your house, your motorbiKe, your girl... they belong to him now
Moreover, he is your boss now. Don't you want to defeat him?
If I have my way...
...l'll build a villa opposite the house he snatched from me
I'll have three imported cars for the motorbiKe he tooK away
I'll snatch all his girlfriends away for taKing my girlfriend Maggie
But how's that possible? The girls we liKe, never liKe us
And the girls who liKe us, who cares about them?
Don't worry about girls, moron. I'll introduce you to beauties
But wait, I'm not running a home of charity
My help doesn't come for free
I Know, freeloader
How wide does your mouth open? - The size of your pocKet
But looK, today's girls don't care for looKs but for banK balance
They looK at the house, the car and the credit cards you possess
You dig, Romeo?
Hi. - Please sit
He's the one who waits outside the airport for you. Been a year now
just to meet you, just to say hello
This is pooja. Airhostess. She worKs for Fast Air
Hi. I'm MaKrand
Hi. I'm Sweety from HiFi Airways
You can call me Mac. - I'm deepti, from jet Speed Airways
God spins the wheels of fortune really well
He turns a King into a pauper and a pauper into a King
It's not God who spun the wheels. It's the fatso
The chief editor. He helped me
whatever. When Shyam returns, he will boss you around
And you'll have to obey him quietly. - That's not worrying me
But, Maggie Kissed him before me! Well, I got three chicKs now
Maggie looKs liKe a noodle before them. - Where did you find them?
Why do you worry about that? You were supposed to show me a house
Yes, the house...
Stop droning. Tell me where it is. - There is one
where? - You'll have to cheat
I don't want to be jailed. Don't get me into wrong things. Tell me...
where do I find a house? - There's no risK
My ex-boss' flat's always empty. He had bought it for his daughter
She now lives in America. The babe's real hot!
But she is not straight, you Know. She lives with a blacK guy...
hasn't married yet. And her father doesn't even Know about it
Let me tell you the biggest risK
Forget it. - Tell me
I won't tell anyone, I swear. - I mustn't talK about the girl...
Not the girl! About the house! - The flat is always empty
He is looKing for a caretaKer.
If you can turn him around and get the job...
the flat will be yours. - So taKe me to him
If you taKe me, you'll never get the flat. Rather you'll be thrashed
why will he hit me? - The man is ruthless, I say
I had run up a debt at a liquor bar, so I sold the tyres of his Mercedes
I thought I'll put the tyres bacK when I have the money
He fired me over such a minor thing. The bloody sonofagun!
All right, listen to me
I'll fix the old man. But I need a car for those beauties
don't worry about the car. I'll give you a car...
prettier than the girls.
But you won't get the same car daily. No guarantees
Never mind. - Tell your girls you got several cars
Listen... - Yes?
No liquor, no cars. Just steering wheels
You are crazy!
Name? - MaKrand Godbole. They call me Mac
what worK do you do? - I'm looKing for a job
But I want to tell you a sad story about me
So you are a writer? - No, sir
parents, siblings, uncle and aunts... they are all I have in this world
I'm their only support
So what can I do?
What can you do? Give me worK, sir
know how to drive? - I Know. But I don't drive
My horoscope predicts a major accident if I drive for someone
do you cooK? - I do, but I always add too much salt
what can you do then?
Can you taKe care of a house? - That I can do very well
I don't normally trust strangers
But you seem to be from a good family
I'm always out of the country
I got a flat at port Louis. Collect the Key from me tomorrow
who? - Open up
who's that?
I told you about him
didn't I tell you? He's Mambo
call him here
Uncle, he is Mr. MaKrand. People call him Mac
Hello. - Attitude problem
did you tell him? - Explained him everything
Told him about me? - Clearly
I want a mixer, I don't maKe chutney...
...I want a grinder, I can't Knead dough...
I want a gas stove, no outdated stoves.
Washing machine. Doesn't wash clothes
He wants a dishwasher...
...and a huge fridge, because he can't cooK everyday
Television. - If cricKet is on, he'll cooK at night
If it's a day-night match, you will order something
I will go to the marKet, and nobody questions me about accounts
Sure. Anything else? That's all?
Can I talK now? - Sure
Actually... we are young people
we play around and have fun. So...
I don't want any interference. - I don't care. Do as you liKe
My demands have to be met and I must get my pay checK on the 1 st
Fine. You are appointed
when we first met, I was wondering where I've seen you before
Then I remembered where
You are the girl I dreamt about
know what this is? - What?
A ring. A ring that passed down...
...from my great grandmother to my grandmother
From my grandmother to my mother and then to me
I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her
And guess what? God heard my prayers and He gave me a life partner
Really?
What are you doing? Why did you taKe it off?
You are my fiancee now. I'll give it to you the day we marry
After that, this ring will always shine on your finger
So sweet
chhagan!
Drive
Babban!
Stop
come on
know what this is? - A ring
But it's a very special ring
A ring that was passed down from my great grandmother to my grandmother
From my grandmother to my mother and then to me
I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her
That's what I'm doing now
what are you doing?
Now that you are my fiancee, I'll give it to you the day we marry
After that, this ring will always shine on your finger
I love you. Mac. - Control... c'mon!
Your fingers looKs so bare
know what? This ring passed down...
...from my great grandmother to my grandmother
From my grandmother to my mother and then to me
I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her
And I found you. I'm so happy
No... not now...
why? - You are my fiancée now
I'll give it to you the day we marry
Let me go. - Feeling shy, eh?
Indian girls are great
I see the sKy...
I see the earth...
wherever I see...
I find you
I see the sKy...
I see the earth...
wherever I see...
I find you
In every spectacle, I see you
There's no place...
where I don't find you
who lent elegance...
...to this marblesque body...?
To these dreamy eyes...?
To this beautiful face?
You are my destination
You are my desire
The Spring...
the marvels...
and the stars, without you...
I have never seen them
I see the sKy...
I see the earth...
wherever I see...
I find you
You're mine... and only you...
You maKe my dreams come true...
I want only you... girl, only you...
I love you... Iove you... Iove you... only you...
From your eyes flows...
a strange intoxication
dazes one and all
It's an incredible moment
Your radiance captivates me
You are my only obsession
My love...
I shall...
never find...
a beauty liKe you
I see the sKy...
I see the earth...
wherever I see...
I find you
pooja... - Honey, I'm here
There! Hurry up, or we'll be late
I'm sorry, I started without you. - Never mind. No formalities.
ThanK you. When are you coming bacK? - The day after tomorrow
The day after tomorrow By which flight? - IA 9436
The Mumbai flight that flies bacK? - Right
when will you be leaving? - Next day
Next day. OKay
Tell me something, honey. What do you Keep writing?
Do you thinK you are a pilot? You Keep tracK of every minute of mine
Business is stressing, and I'm busy. I have to sort things out
So that when you come home, I can spend time with you
we can be together. Water please
Mambo!
MaKe two cups of tea! - MaKing tea is not that easy
It's a tough job. LooK at me! You got to light the gas stove...
boil water, put tea-leaves, add sugar and milK to maKe tea
prayers don't grant you tea! - Mambo!
Don't you talK about prayers! Go and get some tea
don't you scream at me! I'm not deaf
Hear that? He has scissors for a tongue. I told you to fire him
why don't you KicK him out? - It's no good
The poor man is ficKle-minded. Just yesterday he was praising you
Lies! He never praises me
when I first came here, he treated me liKe a guest
But now he acts as if he's doing me a favour
Listen, you are mistaKen
He is liKe an old man fed up of his children
You get me? He's liKe your father. His heart's full of love
So why does he hide it? Why can't he be liKe us, honey?
How can he be liKe us? He's an old man...
about to hit the grave. To hell with the old man
who is an old man? Did you call me an old man?
Who called you old man? - I'm not deaf. You called me old man
Yes, he said that. So what are you going to do? Will he call you a Kid?
Damn you! Your father might be an old man!
She's going to down a plane someday. Calls me an old man!
Airplane, my foot! She can't even ride a bicycle
I have told you! Shut your ears. Please
Say you will. - Eyes shut, ears shut!
Go and get the lady's bag. - My eyes are shut
Open your eyes for five seconds. - If I find her bag in time, fine
Or she leaves without her bag. - Don't talK bacK
I warned him. See, he quietly went to get your bag
Mambo, quicK
Honey, I'll miss you a lot. - Even I'll miss you
I don't feel liKe going. - Go on, you need to worK
Go now, come on. Don't Keep standing for too long. Bye
where's she now?
Did I Keep you waiting? - No. I came only a minute ago
But that one minute felt liKe a hundred years
come, let's go. - My bag
OKay lets go. - Come.
One leaves, another comes. BangKoK departure, Singapore arrival
Every time I come here, I see that man in the same position
don't you Keep him busy? You are too lenient towards him
what are you hiding? - Nothing
Then why are your hands behind you? - It's his style. Never mind
why doesn't he show it? I want to see it
I can't show it. - I want to see. - TaKe her away
No whispering! I don't want to see it. Keep it with you
Let's go to our room and chat. Get into a nightgown...
No! I'm not leaving until he shows what he is hiding
If I show you, there'll be a storm!
Come what may, I'm going to see it
You want to see it? - Yes
You want to see it? I'll show it. - Show
My pants are torn, and I'm not wearing underwear
don't tell me I didn't warn you. Want to see it?
Want to see it? - Damn
Hold it
I guess I deserve a raise
In trying to save you...
...my pants are really going to be ripped off someday
what are you cooKing? I don't want sandwiches. MaKe malai-Kofta
what's this? - Call it anything you wish
we call it mutton cutlet. - What? For whom?
Mac only eats what I eat. - AsK him
Yes, honey? - Whom is the mutton cutlet for?
Mutton cutlet - why did he maKe it? I thinK he has his way around here
How can you stand it? - You are right
why did you maKe the mutton cutlet?
Who did you asK before maKing it?
You don't Know who ate it? - Do you eat mutton, Mac?
When did I eat mutton? - Did I say you ate?
Then who ate it? - Someone
who? - Want me to remind you who did?
Tell me. - The one who had omelette...
Hang on! I remember. Just tell me if I am right or not
It was my friend Shyam. - Shyam, who?
Shyam, who? He's my friend. He came from America last night
when did he come? This morning
Oh yes, this morning. The cutlet was made for him
I swear. You don't believe me?
ThanK God you remembered
Mac, there's an email for you
From? - Shyam
He's coming from America tomorrow. - Shyam's coming from America?
You just said he had breaKfast. - Who told you?
Yes, I told you. But this Shyam is not that one
who ate the mutton cutlet? - That one's different
The Shyam who's coming is my friend. - Then who is this Shyam?
Don't you Know? You brought the email! - Who is that Shyam then?
I have five friends named Shyam. Do you Know all of them?
I have five Shyams as friends, and he Knows just one.
He's crazy. He's very weird.
SnaKe in the grass! You Know when to grab a bite
I didn't get this email, you dig? I don't want to talK to that ingrate
He wants you to receive him at the airport
My dog will receive him! - When did you get a dog?
Is that a joKe? - LooK, he is your boss. You must go
can't you tell a lie for your brother?
For a brother, yes. Of course, with an open heart
Happily
Enough. I can't stand more happiness
My flight timings are going to change.
We'll be flying only during daytime
what time is the arrival? - I'll get to Know today
I'm dead. Got to reworK the adjustments
what adjustments? - No... my worK schedule
I'll have to adjust my schedule according to your flight timings
You taKe a bath
Nageshwar!
Yes? Tell me. - Where's Mac?
I don't Know. He's not coming to the office either
I've been looKing for him. He doesn't even call me
I left three messages at his office...
...but he didn't call me. Please tell me
I got to attend an urgent meeting. Bye
where are you going? One second
Listen to me...
You must tell me. Where's Mac? - How can I tell you? I don't Know
You are lying. I Know you can tell me
Say, how much is it worth?
So you'd care to grease the palm?
The worK I do here... don't tell me what people call this profession
But if I have to continue this, you will have to double my salary
can we sit and discuss it? - Mac!
What happened?
Anjali is coming. - What...? Who the hell told...?
Who the hell told her about this place?
- I don't Know. I saw her coming here
You were supposed to taKe me out for a movie and dinner, what happened?
And now you have moved in here! You didn't even care to call me
If you don't liKe me, tell me MaKrand!
- Don't call me MaKrand. Call me Mac
And stop screaming. I command some respect here
This house is not mine. Belongs to my friend
My office snatched away my house. After I find a new house...
I'll taKe you anywhere you want. Restaurants, movies, anywhere
Galan...
what happened? - Babban
Babban, see the lady off
But... - Go on Hurry up
Hello? Mac here. - Pooja here
why are you puffing? - I was running
Running? What for? - I mean, on the treadmill
There's a problem here. My flight is delayed. I'm coming over
don't come here! - Why are you yelling?
I thought we'd spend some time together, but you...!
Try to understand. Why bother? I'll come to the airport
No need. I've hired a cab already. - To hell with the cab!
I'm coming to the airport, pooja...
Hello, Mac, hello! - Bye.
Who was it?
A... relative
Relative? Who?
Close relative
close relative, who? - He's liKe half-father to me
what...? - He is my uncle
But you yelled pooja! - I did
who was she? - It was a male
How can a man's name be pooja? - Why not?
He's my uncle pooja. Get that? His name is poojari
kids used to tease him, so he changed his name to pooja
That's uncle pooja! - The biggest lie ever
why do you call him? He's always busy in the Kitchen
don't you trust me? - No!
I swear by my father
Is he your father? - Yes
You never told me. - You never had interest in my family
This is when he was young... with my mother
That's the naughty me. - How sweet!
He even creates parents
Uncle pooja is coming, I'm going to the airport
I got to talK business with him. He'll be leaving by the next flight
I'll be bacK. Get dressed or you will catch a cold
I'll be bacK
Listen carefully. The Mumbai flight is delayed
If it lands here by chance, don't let it meet the BangKoK flight
I don't want them both to collide
Because if they crash, I'll die. Help me please
Mumbai flight hasn't taKen off, BangKoK flight is at home
If the Mumbai flight lands, the BangKoK flight will...
damn!
Where's she?
Damn! I'm dead
Mac? You are here? - Where were you going?
I was going to the taxi stand. I'm famished, let's go home
Mambo has taKen the day off. Let's go to the airport canteen...
we'll have chicKen breasts. Come on
Hello?
Is it early? All right, I'll get to the airport
Mambo, don't cooK for me. I'm leaving
May I say something? - Tell me
I thinK I must've done some good deeds in my previous birth
That's why I get opportunities to spend quality time with you
Honey, you really flatter me. - That's the problem
If only I could rent my heart! But you'll still thinK I'm lying
Hi Mac!
I've been looKing for you. I thought you came to receive me
Give me a hug
Go and sit there, we are busy. - Hi
Hi. I'm pooja. - We are best friends
we can even give up our lives for each other
Not that best friends, oKay! Go and sit there
How can you say that? - Join us
Hi
we used to worK together. I got the International photography award
Then I went to America... - She is my fiancée
Fiancée? - Yes
If you don't mind, we want to discuss something private
Find another table, please. - Carry on
You and I have no secrets between us. She won't mind it
She Knows the friendship we share. - Such a pile on, you Know
I have to report to my office. - OKay
Because, I told them I'm going home. - OKay, darling. Bye
where did you find that bombshell? - Got to be handsome for that. You...
what happened?
What happened, Mac?
What are you doing down there?
I had lost my ring
How come you arrived early? - I told you about change in timings
They called me suddenly. Departure is rescheduled three hours earlier
Hi! I am Shyam from America. - Hi! I am Sweaty.
This is my... - Fiancée?
Yes. - How do you Know?
We've been friends since childhood. We Know each other's choices
why don't you sit? - Move it
Here... here, darling. - OKay
Easy
Is he the Shyam for whom you made the breaKfast...?
Yes... the breaKfast... it's him
when are you coming bacK? - Don't Know
New schedule, new timings. I'll Know only after I return
I'm getting late, I got to go
Bye, Mac. - Bye, taKe care.
You are indeed lucKy. I have seen fate looK up
But this is incredible! You are very lucKy
Trust me... - Mac, I got to leave
It's time for my flight. Love you, honey
OK. Bye. Bye. _ TaKe care. - TaKe care.
Where do you thinK you are going? - Incredible setup
I can add spice to this setup
There's my stuff. Let's taKe that to your house
Then we'll fix half a dozen girls. We're brothers, after all
Get lost. Don't touch me. - Well?
One cold coffee
Swine! You cheated for that award. And then you forgot me
Then you got promoted and flew off to America, all alone
You went blind, didn't you? I decided then, to end our friendship
You go your way, I go mine
Excuse me! My bill. Coffee, separate
Listen... listen...
Friend...
damn you!
When did you come?
I'll explain later. First tell me where Mac is
His life's totally changed. He's a high-flying guy nowadays!
He has a posh flat, exquisite, expensive furniture...
three hot babes at his becK and call. What a blast!
How times have changed for him! - LucKy dog!
So taKe me to him. Why don't you?
Haven't you met him yet? - How could I?
I don't even Know where he lives. - WalK into his office and meet him
But how can I go to his office in this state?
I've just arrived from America
LooK, Babban. Mac is a close buddy of mine
Even if I'm his senior today, he used to be my senior once!
LooK, I've got such a lot of stuff for him from America
I can't sleep in the night, wondering how he could be managing
Stop worrying about him! He's doing just fine wherever he is
come with me, Babban. I've got some stuff for you too
No, you must be lying. - Lying?
I've brought three bottles of English liquor!
What'll I do with empty bottles? It should have booze!
Empty bottles? They're sealed bottles... full of liquor!
Really? Let me see!
Actually, it's under all the stuff there.
I'll give it to you at Mac's place
You mean it? - Oh yes. And some dough, too
All right, let's go. - OKay
SpeaK up!
Who's this mad dog?
Uncle Mambo... - That's my name! What's his?
Who on earth is he? - Uncle Mambo!
The master Key to this house!
So you're Uncle Mambo...?
You're just liKe he described you in his mail. You haven't changed
The same nose, eyes, vest and undies!
I change my undies everyday! Who the devil is he?
Uncle, this is Shyam. Everybody calls him Sam
Mac's friend. He has just arrived from America
But why've you come with bag and baggage? - Hasn't he told you?
Who? - My chum. I'm going to stay here
No way... no! My sofa...!
He forgot to receive me at the airport
I was so angry... sorry! - Are you blind?
Can't you see anything? - He can, it's just a mistaKe
I was actually so angry, I thought I wouldn't set foot in this house
You haven't unpacKed yet. Better you get going!
If I go away, he'll be bacK to his old dramatics
He'll fall at my feet, cry... The forgetful idiot!
Wrong! He never forgets!
By the way, which room did he asK you to taKe?
But you haven't even met him yet. - Oh yes, I haven't met him
know what? Just give me a nice room
Nice room? You want to buy it?
Are you married? - No. Not right yet
But I'm looKing out. - What could be worse than this?
No, not that one. That's the bedroom he worKs in
And that is a bedroom he does not worK in
He only sleeps in that bedroom. Simply relaxes
So many rooms! Is this a house or a hotel?
Even these rooms aren't enough for him. - So where am I going to stay?
There is a room for you... butt's a bit too large
That's oKay. It'll do. - Will do?
No problem! - Follow me then
Go on... beat it now. - What? Empty-handed?
TaKe all there is in this pocKet of mine
Only 2 rupees...? - Why? Is that too much?
Never mind. Keep it. - Filthy miser!
Here, Keep the 2 bucKs. I'll give you 50 paise more!
OKay? And you said you got something for me from America!
It's there for you. But I'm not giving it to you right now
I'll give it at an appropriate time. - Really?
If that appropriate time does not arrive, I'll tell Mac everything...
and your bad times will begin. Just you remember that!
And listen! If I can fix a car that has broKen down...
I can also wrecK a proper car!
ThanK you.
Hello? - Deepti
deepti, listen... I can't go to the airport. I'm busy
Go straight home, I'll be there
I love you. Bye
who are you? How dare you Kiss me?
That could've been my question. But I'm not heartless liKe you
I hate debts. I repay every bit
Shut up! Who are you? And what are you doing in my house?
That's my question. - This is my house!
This is my best friend's house. - Who?
MaKrand deendayal chatpatiya. - Are you MaKrand's friend?
Yes. Now tell me, how's this your house?
I'm Mac's Fiancée
I see. So you are the girl who's going to marry Mac
Aren't you ashamed to Kiss a stranger?
I thought it was Mac. But you Knew it! Then why did you do it?
Aren't you ashamed to Kiss a girl you don't even Know?
I thought it was Mac. - And when I was screaming...?
Can't you recognize a girl's voice? - I thought it was Mac laughing
All right, just forget it
It was a mistaKe. Now that we Know each other, why don't we do it?
What...?
Two negatives add up to a positive
As a poet said, yesterday's mistaKe is today's culture...
and tomorrow's law. - Did you really thinK I was Mac?
If it's true, I'll forgive you
Even if you forgive me, I can't forget your touch
I'm a rich bachelor
But I have never consciously looKed at a girl
So? - I love you
I'm engaged. You dig?
My feelings...
I was just telling her how much Mac loved her
You tell her you love her, and she'll Know how much Mac loves her. Right
I mean, Mac told me to tell her...
how much he loves her... - Enough. Don't try hard
Uncle...
I'm not anybody's uncle! - Ass!
What...? - One who calls you uncle is an ass
what style, what personality... what must be your age?
Thirty-five? Thirty...?
A bit older
But if you discount all the holidays, it comes to that much
You are young
You don't need to tell Mac about what you just saw and heard
Forget Mac, I don't even tell myself...
...about what goes on around here. So relax
ThanK you, uncle. - Ass! You are an ass
You called me uncle
donKey
Intruder! - Here you are, my friend!
Where were you? You Kept me waiting
Hands off! Are you crazy? - Tell me, please
Tell what? Hands off!
See his style? He loves me so much
what love? Have you done anything worthwhile for me?
Why must you hide it from uncle? He Knows everything
Even I Know you in and out! I hate you
Hands off! Get out of here
Get out of here! Out
No matter what you say, but my love for you is growing
It's growing here too. Not love but the itch
Get out of here, or... - Or what?
Let go of my hand or I'll breaK your teeth
what's that? - My cheeKs
what's on your cheeKs?
Blood. - How come?
I had a shave this morning, nicKed myself and it bled
In the morning! And it's grown already?
Did you use a tonic for a cream?
What the hell is that? - I stopped shaving after I got the cut
How come your blood is scented? - Few good people have scented blood
cut the crap! Get lost
where's the phone?
Was deepti here?
Where's the phone?
Has deepti come yet?
Anjali here. - Anjali, who?
What...?
How are you? - You've forgotten me
I'm not a fool to forget you. - Then tell me, what day is it today?
Today? Today...?
It's Sunday. - Did I asK you, swine?
It's Sunday!
I Know it's Sunday. But what's special today?
What's special... today...?
Is it Gandhi's birthday? - No! It's my birthday
And you forget that! You never remember my birthday, Mac
don't cry. I Knew it! Happy birthday to you
Then why didn't you come to meet me? - You see, I got busy
So I couldn't come. You Know, I had been to the airport
Airport? Why did you go to the airport? Isn't it Sunday today?
Yes, today is Sunday and your birthday too
All the shops are closed, only the duty free shop at the airport is open
I went there to buy a beautiful, strong and reliable gift for you
I got... damn! - What happened?
I'll call bacK later! - What happened, Mac? You're coughing
who was it? - It was...
what happened to your voice? - Sore throat
Anyway, there's good news for you. - What?
My flight timings are changing. - When?
You had a sore throat! - It's fine now. When?
It will land at 7:30 from tomorrow.
You mean you'll come 3 hours earlier?
I mean, we'll get 3 more hours
Tell me something. Only your airlines have changed timings? Or all?
All the airlines. - ThanK God, I'm saved
Saved? From what?
What? - You said, you are saved
when did I say that? - You just did
No darling, I didn't say that. - You said! You said it! You did too!
Why'd I say that I'm saved? - You did say that. I heard it too
Hear that? - Are you crazy?
I swear, I didn't say that. This guy is crazy
when did I say it? I don't liKe your face! I'll Kill you
I'll shave your head!
Who is Sweety?
Sweety? Who? Wherefrom? Which one?
Sweety Nair! This letter is addressed to her
I want to Know who she is. - Mailed to my address?
Yes, your address. - You are not Sweety Nair?
How come someone else's letter is dropped here?
LooK here! What? - Nothing
It's your address. Sweety Nair, 13th floor, flat no.1...
Balla Vista, port Louis, Mauritius. - I don't Know who she is
I forgot to tell you about it. - Who is Sweety Nair?
Wrong address. It came earlier too. It's for a guy downstairs
Urmila's younger sister koKila...
her son is BaKul. BaKul's uncle...
was married to Rasila... it's their daughter-in-law's daughter
The postman said no one was answering the door
I gave him a glass of water, he told me to give them the letter
I said, I will. So you see, this is his daughter... Sweety
damn this day
It's so embarrassing. My own Fiancée suspects me
Sweety Nair! Know who Sweety Nair is?
A 12-year old girl. She's played in my lap
I'm so sorry...
come here. - Don't do it again.
I'm so happy we're bacK.
The old fossil ruined it
what's your intention? Had you been a Muslim...
I would read that you can have four wives
But which law offers this facility for Hindus?
Not wives. Fiancées
do you Know about this Fiancée thing?
Fiancée is a facility that provides everything that a wife provides
Except the nightmares
TaKe good care of women, and you'll get the greatest intoxication
what are you doing here?
Didn't I asK you to leave? You are guzzling my liquor, freeloader
Get out of here. - How will you manage three women?
How can I leave you alone in this mess, my friend?
You don't need to worry. I've been doing it since my childhood
I'm really worried for you. - Hands off!
You are not worried! You are jealous
Get out of here! Out! - Where do I go?
Where you KicKed me out from! - There's no tap in the bathroom
The roof is broKen, no pipes. It's being fixed
I'll go there as soon as it is fixed. Promise. Please
promise? - Promise
what happened?
You consider me a stranger, it hurts, friend
But buddy, you will never find a friend liKe me
ShaKe hands on that