1 00:02:32,332 --> 00:02:33,458 Charm 2 00:02:33,733 --> 00:02:35,257 My, my! The charm 3 00:02:35,735 --> 00:02:37,669 Stunning charm 4 00:02:38,338 --> 00:02:40,272 Maddening charm 5 00:02:41,741 --> 00:02:42,799 charm 6 00:02:43,276 --> 00:02:45,267 Fatal charm 7 00:02:45,445 --> 00:02:47,276 deadly charm 8 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:49,811 It's Killing 9 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:55,282 crazed souls, lost in the charm 10 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:59,289 charm. My, my! The charm 11 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,794 Stunning charm 12 00:03:02,462 --> 00:03:04,293 Maddening charm 13 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:08,624 charm. Fatal charm 14 00:03:09,636 --> 00:03:11,501 deadly charm 15 00:03:11,705 --> 00:03:13,900 It's Killing 16 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:19,304 crazed souls, lost in the charm 17 00:03:39,399 --> 00:03:42,926 I desire to Kiss you on the lips... 18 00:03:43,503 --> 00:03:45,596 ...to rocK in your arms 19 00:03:45,672 --> 00:03:47,333 come to me 20 00:03:48,675 --> 00:03:52,509 From your tresses, let me steal the fragrance 21 00:03:52,679 --> 00:03:57,343 Let me behold you in my eyes, don't go away 22 00:03:58,418 --> 00:04:02,411 My love, I fell for you at first sight 23 00:04:03,523 --> 00:04:04,820 charm 24 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:06,552 My, my! The charm 25 00:04:06,893 --> 00:04:08,827 Stunning charm 26 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:11,360 Maddening charm 27 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,831 charm. Fatal charm. 28 00:04:16,536 --> 00:04:18,367 Deadly charm 29 00:04:18,972 --> 00:04:20,872 It's Killing 30 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:26,543 crazed souls, lost in the charm 31 00:04:55,909 --> 00:04:59,743 I'm restless, comfort me 32 00:04:59,946 --> 00:05:04,406 Feign love if you want, at least looK at me 33 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:09,416 You won't find another golden opportunity 34 00:05:09,589 --> 00:05:11,955 come into my arms, my love 35 00:05:12,025 --> 00:05:14,016 don't torment me 36 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:19,425 I'm your lover, let me enjoy love 37 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,762 charm 38 00:05:21,835 --> 00:05:23,427 My, my! The charm 39 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,830 Stunning charm 40 00:05:25,905 --> 00:05:28,032 Maddening charm 41 00:05:29,776 --> 00:05:31,437 charm 42 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:33,445 Fatal charm 43 00:05:33,513 --> 00:05:35,447 deadly charm' 44 00:05:35,649 --> 00:05:37,708 It's Killing 45 00:05:38,985 --> 00:05:42,978 crazed souls, lost in the charm 46 00:05:43,623 --> 00:05:46,649 what are you doing? - I'm sorry. Sorry... 47 00:05:46,726 --> 00:05:48,785 Bloody assistant! Get out of here. 48 00:05:48,862 --> 00:05:52,798 Go! Get out of here. I don't want you here. Go! Out! 49 00:05:53,733 --> 00:05:55,530 Will you teach your teacher, eh? 50 00:05:56,636 --> 00:05:58,627 Idiot! Bloody junior! C'mon, girls. 51 00:05:58,705 --> 00:06:02,004 Don't spoil your mood. Put your smile up. 52 00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:04,635 And you please lose some weight. - Mac! 53 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,939 Call for you, sir. - Who the hell is it? 54 00:06:09,015 --> 00:06:10,539 Your fiancee. Anjali 55 00:06:12,686 --> 00:06:13,812 junior 56 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:19,484 Long-hair! I'm talKing to you. Answer the phone and say I'm not in. 57 00:06:21,661 --> 00:06:22,992 Tell her. Tell her. 58 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:26,894 Yes sister-in-law, he asKed me to tell you that he is not in 59 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:33,103 Five hours for a minor tasK, eh? Have you been playing around? 60 00:06:33,173 --> 00:06:35,573 Who will pay for this? My father? - Right 61 00:06:35,842 --> 00:06:39,710 It taKes time to do a good job. Why don't you be the face... 62 00:06:39,779 --> 00:06:41,838 on the bacK cover? Lt'll sell liKe hot caKes 63 00:06:41,981 --> 00:06:45,007 why do you come in? Mind your own business 64 00:06:45,118 --> 00:06:47,712 I haven't changed the models. LooK 65 00:06:47,787 --> 00:06:51,689 I haven't changed them. Go on. - He finds reasons to touch the girls! 66 00:06:51,858 --> 00:06:54,850 They go sniffing everywhere for girls 67 00:06:55,128 --> 00:06:57,528 what did you understand? 68 00:06:57,697 --> 00:06:58,925 Why are you shaKing your head? C'mon. Smile. 69 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,002 Excuse me, sir... is Mac inside? 70 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:14,535 Why do you want him? - She's going to bear Mac's baby 71 00:07:14,614 --> 00:07:17,549 what...? - I mean, Mac's fiancee. Anjali 72 00:07:17,617 --> 00:07:21,144 She wants to meet Mac. - I see. So you are Mac's fiancee 73 00:07:21,554 --> 00:07:25,718 Is he in at the moment? - Of course. He's been waiting for you 74 00:07:25,892 --> 00:07:28,725 come with me. - That's liKe it 75 00:07:28,795 --> 00:07:32,731 Stop following me! Are you a dog? - I'm Mac's best friend 76 00:07:32,832 --> 00:07:36,563 Out! This is not a zoo. No animals allowed here 77 00:07:36,636 --> 00:07:39,571 Then what are you doing here? 78 00:07:39,739 --> 00:07:41,900 Don't raise your hands. - Out! 79 00:07:41,975 --> 00:07:43,067 Don't raise your hands. - Out! Dog 80 00:07:43,743 --> 00:07:46,075 Good. Perfect. 81 00:07:46,746 --> 00:07:49,237 Come... he's so hardworKing. See 82 00:07:49,849 --> 00:07:52,579 Mac, looK who's here. - Who is it? 83 00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:01,587 Listen Sanchita... 84 00:08:01,861 --> 00:08:04,762 what...? - Sorry... Anjali, listen to me 85 00:08:05,865 --> 00:08:08,129 Start the car. I'm going to the airport I don't want to hear a thing 86 00:08:08,201 --> 00:08:11,602 what has happened? - You said you will not be in office 87 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:15,138 You could've told me if you didn't want to see me. Why did you lie? 88 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:17,676 Who lied to you? I'm telling you the truth 89 00:08:17,744 --> 00:08:22,204 I just came ten minutes bacK, I swear. - You are lying 90 00:08:22,615 --> 00:08:25,778 You should be ashamed of yourself. - Hush! Why should I be ashamed? 91 00:08:25,952 --> 00:08:29,012 Those semi-nude girls! How could you touch them all over? 92 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:30,612 That's my business. - Business? 93 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:36,629 I mean, I have to show them what pose to taKe 94 00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:38,630 You are an educated girl, you should understand that 95 00:08:38,698 --> 00:08:41,633 I don't Know about that. I can't see you with other girls 96 00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:45,967 All right, listen to me. You are my fiancée, trust me 97 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:48,837 I'll never lie to you, trust me. Now... 98 00:08:48,908 --> 00:08:54,039 go home, I'll come over and explain. OKay? I love you. Bye 99 00:08:54,814 --> 00:08:57,305 Bye. Your dress 100 00:08:58,918 --> 00:09:01,910 Swine! Why did you bring her here? - She brought me here 101 00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:04,923 How'd I Know that you were having fun with those girls? 102 00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:08,654 I'll hit you! - Give it to me! Don't Keep debts 103 00:09:08,728 --> 00:09:10,059 You haven't made the car's payment. 104 00:09:10,129 --> 00:09:12,256 It runs on gas, you dig? Pay up, now! 105 00:09:12,332 --> 00:09:14,664 All right, I'll pay you. Don't be angry, go now 106 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,669 TaKe it easy. Drop her 107 00:09:17,737 --> 00:09:20,729 Bye, darling. Hurry up 108 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:25,206 Garam Masala magazine. Sure. 109 00:09:28,014 --> 00:09:29,675 Garam Masala magazine. 110 00:09:32,852 --> 00:09:34,342 Yes. So? 111 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:38,680 You promised a dinner with me this Saturday 112 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:42,689 where? - A new chinese restaurant... 113 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:46,896 china Town. I have booKed the table 114 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:50,868 I'll wait for you outside the Restaurant at 5:30 sharp 115 00:09:51,037 --> 00:09:52,231 Hi Mac. 116 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:56,167 Let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow. We'll have your favourite fare... 117 00:09:56,242 --> 00:09:59,211 at the new chinese restaurant china Town. What do you thinK? 118 00:09:59,979 --> 00:10:02,777 After dinner, we'll go for a movie. OKay? 119 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:05,711 Programme fixed? - OK. - See you tomorrow! - Mac! Mac! 120 00:10:13,059 --> 00:10:17,723 Tell him. - Sir, it's time you gave us a raise 121 00:10:18,898 --> 00:10:22,994 Also give us a car and a three-bedroom flat 122 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:28,201 No way. I'm thinKing of giving a fivefold raise... 123 00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:31,141 a bungalow and a Mercedes each 124 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:34,943 You are joKing, sir. - Who started it? 125 00:10:36,082 --> 00:10:39,745 Morons! I'm planning to halve your pay checKs 126 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:46,754 I spent 300,000 for the cover page, and what do you guys give me? 127 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:50,956 I can't see a thing. - Not me! He shot it 128 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:53,762 And this? - He shot it 129 00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:57,762 Aren't you guys ashamed? I sent you to the inaugural function... 130 00:10:57,837 --> 00:11:00,931 because the chief Minister was the chief guest. 131 00:11:01,174 --> 00:11:03,108 And the photos you got... 132 00:11:03,242 --> 00:11:06,109 he is not to be seen here! What's this? 133 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:11,046 Scissors and breasts! Legs and a headless chief Minister 134 00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:15,177 Sir, it's the camera. You must give us sophisticated cameras 135 00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:18,788 cameras? Learn photography first 136 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,788 LooK, if this continues, I'm going to fire you guys 137 00:11:23,129 --> 00:11:26,189 Sorry, we won't repeat this mistaKe. - Yes sir, sorry 138 00:11:26,299 --> 00:11:27,857 Something is approaching, Know what? 139 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,865 Yes sir, my birthday. - Damn 140 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,300 Not your birthday. International press photography competition 141 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:39,067 Get some photos that I can send over and maKe our company famous 142 00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:41,075 Am I to send legs there? 143 00:11:42,148 --> 00:11:47,814 If you can't give me pictures, I'll maKe peons out of you! 144 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:50,151 Go away. Don't maKe my blood pressure rise 145 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:53,818 who is she? Whose legs are these? - Keep the legs here and get lost 146 00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:56,825 The boss orders us to leave. Let's get to worK 147 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,088 Sorry, sir 148 00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:00,156 Leave 149 00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:06,236 Haven't I told you to turn off the tap after bathing? 150 00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:10,307 I always turn it off after you bathe! - You should do that 151 00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:14,176 Because, I'm the boss here. - company gives me this accommodation 152 00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:17,375 ThanK me for that. They don't care about you anyway 153 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,850 Now stop chewing my brains, I got to leave 154 00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:23,247 I'm leaving too. Where are you going? - To the temple. Coming? 155 00:12:23,356 --> 00:12:28,316 No. I'm going to the zoo. Coming? - Not after watching you! 156 00:12:52,218 --> 00:12:54,880 C'mon. Hurry up and get ready. 157 00:12:56,222 --> 00:12:57,280 Shirt...? 158 00:13:04,297 --> 00:13:05,389 Sorry. 159 00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:48,471 What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 160 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,338 Maggie called me. - Maggie called me! 161 00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:55,209 Easy, easy. I didn't call you guys, you guys called me here 162 00:13:55,348 --> 00:13:57,942 I called Maggie here. - I too called her 163 00:13:58,017 --> 00:14:00,451 damn you! - No fights. We'll have dinner together 164 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,283 All right, I'll foot the bill. - I'll foot the bill. It's my party 165 00:14:04,357 --> 00:14:06,951 pay yours, I'll foot Maggie's bill. - Why don't we eat first? 166 00:14:07,026 --> 00:14:08,960 Let's decide it later. - All right 167 00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:10,120 Let me go! 168 00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,629 God! Both of you, leave me 169 00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:17,968 Get lost! 170 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:23,233 Are you blind? - Bloody idiot 171 00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:24,970 Sorry. - Go and hit him 172 00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:27,305 Let's go, darling 173 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,009 Your food, sir. 174 00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:03,678 Maggie, I ordered this for you. Especially, for your eyes 175 00:15:03,749 --> 00:15:07,480 Your eyes are perfect. Eat what I ordered for you 176 00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:11,011 It's good for your heart and mind. - You need brains, you eat 177 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:13,024 I have brains. - So why don't you bring it? 178 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:15,026 Shut up! - Cool 179 00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:17,628 don't fight. I'll eat both. Let's eat... 180 00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:20,029 I'm very hungry. - OKay, darling 181 00:15:20,199 --> 00:15:23,032 do it fast. Don't waste your time on one table 182 00:15:27,306 --> 00:15:29,035 Eat this, good for you thighs... eyes 183 00:15:33,212 --> 00:15:34,577 I said, I'll pay. - I'll pay 184 00:15:34,647 --> 00:15:37,241 I pay! - Not fair. It's my party 185 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,214 I'll pay for myself and Maggie. - It's not tip, it's a bill 186 00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:42,320 You carry on... eat my share too. 187 00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:46,316 This dinner's on me. Nobody pays. 188 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:51,053 Forget it, Sam. Next time. Let him pay this time 189 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,393 If you say so. But I don't taKe favours 190 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:58,064 come on Sam, don't fight now. Cool down 191 00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,399 Let me have something. 192 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,404 Where's my wallet? 193 00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:17,080 Where are you looKing? 194 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,420 Stupid! 195 00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:31,096 Shut up, you... 196 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:39,608 come with me 197 00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:44,275 The stupid is disturbing. Where was I...? People ogle at you... 198 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:47,445 Friend... 199 00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:51,615 I'm sorry, I broKe your heart 200 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:55,291 I shouldn't be doing this. Foot the bill, please 201 00:16:55,394 --> 00:16:58,386 There you are! Now you Know that Maggie is with me 202 00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:00,125 I should be paying the bill. - Yes. 203 00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:02,394 Sorry. Good you didn't wear glasses. - Why? 204 00:17:02,468 --> 00:17:05,335 Your lenses... great colour. LooKs good on you 205 00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:06,666 You liKe it? - Yes 206 00:17:07,406 --> 00:17:09,340 Are you going to eat those cherries? 207 00:17:13,646 --> 00:17:16,638 No. Do you want it? - I liKe cherries very much. 208 00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:20,685 You mind it, don't you? - Mind what? 209 00:17:20,753 --> 00:17:23,153 I Know you're feeling bad. Here, pay the bill 210 00:17:25,324 --> 00:17:27,554 Are you crazy? - Go ahead 211 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:30,561 You foot it. - Not fair 212 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:35,164 Forget it. Go dutch on it 213 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:39,498 I'll be bacK, I got to go to the loo. - OKay 214 00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:51,780 Madam, bill. - They are paying 215 00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:55,184 They left. They said, you will pay. - What...? 216 00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:08,364 Greetings, sir. - Yes, son? Can I help you? 217 00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:12,196 Perhaps you have no idea, I'm a great fan of yours 218 00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:17,271 I want a photograph from you that has never been published or seen 219 00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:23,210 And... the negative too. It's for my personal collection 220 00:18:23,616 --> 00:18:26,210 I'm willing to pay any price, sir 221 00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:30,211 I don't have photos right now... 222 00:18:30,289 --> 00:18:33,554 ...but I got some negatives that you can taKe 223 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:35,724 Fine? - Yes, sir 224 00:18:46,405 --> 00:18:51,240 Your father fixed your wedding, with the consent of the two of you 225 00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:56,438 But ever since you were engaged, I've only seen you brawling 226 00:18:56,582 --> 00:19:01,645 Your fathers were childhood Friends, they were thicK friends 227 00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:05,656 They came here and together they joined the Indian Embassy 228 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:10,585 Give him water. They retired together and went bacK to India 229 00:19:11,664 --> 00:19:14,531 don't fight and breaK their friendship 230 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,465 If you don't want to marry, decide it right now 231 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,729 I never said I don't want to marry 232 00:19:21,607 --> 00:19:26,271 OKay, I'm sorry. I'll taKe you out for movies twice a weeK... 233 00:19:26,345 --> 00:19:28,813 I'll taKe you out thrice for dinner, and... 234 00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:33,284 your birthday is on the 27th. See, I remember, I didn't forget 235 00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:36,885 On that day I'll be with you from morning to evening 236 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,456 And I'll only taKe your pictures. OKay? 237 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,553 If only you Keep your promise! - The day you become a doctor... 238 00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:51,467 I'll send the two of you to India and get your married. Now don't belch! 239 00:19:53,639 --> 00:19:55,300 Maggie didn't come today 240 00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,306 congratulations. - Congratulations 241 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:08,852 congratulations! - Congratulations 242 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:14,319 Shyam, the award you have won has made our company famous 243 00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:17,394 what award? - International press photography award 244 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:19,794 didn't you see? All the newspapers are carrying your picture 245 00:20:19,865 --> 00:20:23,801 You have been promoted too. - The company gets 10 million in reward 246 00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:27,327 One million is for you. - ThanK you, sir 247 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,407 And a free one-month trip to America 248 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,536 I want to give you something else. - What else? 249 00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:36,806 Your pay is doubled right away. - And you listen... 250 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:41,410 give him the motorcycle Key and the flat Keys to him 251 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:46,750 And from now on, he is your boss. He's senior, you are junior. Dig that? 252 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:49,692 Shyam come, we got to talK. - ThanK you, sir 253 00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,352 Move it 254 00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:02,363 what crap! How can he get an award? 255 00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:06,568 Sir, you Know that he's a bad shot, but you guys... 256 00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:10,376 He holds a camera liKe he's holding a coconut 257 00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:14,449 I Know you guys well. The two of you hardly Know photography 258 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,383 But he gets an award! - Sir, he's a fraud! A cheat 259 00:21:18,457 --> 00:21:21,585 He steals photographs for competitions 260 00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:24,719 I Know where he stole those photographs from 261 00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:28,594 But he's made our magazine Garam Masala famous 262 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:31,395 Sir, I will fight. I will not leave this 263 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:33,470 This war has to be... - Shut up! 264 00:21:33,606 --> 00:21:35,665 Silence, idiot 265 00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:38,574 This hunger has heated up your brains 266 00:21:38,744 --> 00:21:42,578 Attend tonight's party and stuff yourself. It will cool your brains 267 00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:45,413 But I will fight 268 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:47,415 Out you go! 269 00:21:49,154 --> 00:21:50,416 I will fight. 270 00:22:09,775 --> 00:22:12,437 He stole my heart on the sly 271 00:22:12,511 --> 00:22:14,843 Lord, he tooK my heart away 272 00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:18,508 He made me belong to him, showed me beautiful dreams... 273 00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:19,982 ...and tooK my heart away 274 00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:22,610 On the sly... 275 00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,951 ...he stole my heart 276 00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:29,852 On the sly... he stole my heart 277 00:23:00,092 --> 00:23:03,755 My love, you are handsome 278 00:23:03,996 --> 00:23:06,487 You fascinate me 279 00:23:06,565 --> 00:23:08,658 You are mine 280 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:13,669 My love, you are handsome 281 00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:16,171 You fascinate me 282 00:23:16,775 --> 00:23:18,766 You are mine 283 00:23:20,846 --> 00:23:23,508 You have set my heart racing 284 00:23:23,582 --> 00:23:25,914 You have robbed me of my peace 285 00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:30,683 At the very first sight, my heart writhed in agony 286 00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:33,781 On the sly... 287 00:23:33,859 --> 00:23:35,850 you stole my heart 288 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:38,519 On the sly... 289 00:23:38,697 --> 00:23:41,029 you stole my heart 290 00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:14,831 My love, the fragrance of your breath... 291 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:16,959 and the magic in your words... 292 00:24:17,569 --> 00:24:19,730 maKe me lose my composure 293 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:24,564 My love, the fragrance of your breath... 294 00:24:24,977 --> 00:24:27,172 and the magic in your words... 295 00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:32,115 maKe me lose my composure 296 00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:34,846 I don't Know when I fell in love 297 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,581 I don't Know when I gave in 298 00:24:36,855 --> 00:24:39,585 You looKed into my eyes... 299 00:24:39,658 --> 00:24:41,785 and said a thousand things 300 00:24:41,927 --> 00:24:44,589 On the sly... 301 00:24:44,663 --> 00:24:46,858 you stole my heart 302 00:24:46,999 --> 00:24:49,593 On the sly... 303 00:24:49,668 --> 00:24:51,761 you stole my heart 304 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:54,768 You stole my heart on the sly 305 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:57,101 Lord, she tooK my heart away 306 00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:04,605 On the sly... 307 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:07,015 you stole my heart 308 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:12,022 On the sly you stole my heart 309 00:25:23,969 --> 00:25:28,804 Ladies and gentlemen, we dedicate this evening to Shyam 310 00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:33,633 Friends, I'm happy that... 311 00:25:33,812 --> 00:25:40,115 Shyam has brought glory to our magazine Garam Masala 312 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:45,145 Glory that maKes it hotter and spicier 313 00:25:45,824 --> 00:25:49,817 On behalf of the company, we congratulate Shyam 314 00:25:49,995 --> 00:25:53,658 we also pray for the success of his American trip 315 00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:58,328 So Shyam's here's to you... a Bon Voyage. 316 00:25:58,670 --> 00:26:00,831 ThanK you, sir. 317 00:26:02,007 --> 00:26:04,942 Bon voyage, my foot! Bloody freeloader 318 00:26:05,944 --> 00:26:09,072 A free trip to America for stealing photographs. Moron 319 00:26:09,147 --> 00:26:12,674 don't you guys have self-respect? Why are you clapping? Are you crazy? 320 00:26:34,773 --> 00:26:37,708 This friendship... 321 00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:42,040 ...we shall never breaK 322 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:46,711 Stop singing, will you? Stop it 323 00:26:46,885 --> 00:26:49,718 don't sing on friendship, please! Stop it 324 00:26:49,888 --> 00:26:51,879 Sing something else. - Sing what? 325 00:26:52,891 --> 00:26:54,051 I'll sing 326 00:26:55,928 --> 00:27:00,058 You are made neither for the earth nor for the sKy 327 00:27:00,132 --> 00:27:05,001 what maKes you sing melancholy? - Your identity is... 328 00:27:07,005 --> 00:27:09,735 why picK a rotten song? 329 00:27:11,076 --> 00:27:13,738 Forget your friend. He stole pictures... 330 00:27:13,812 --> 00:27:16,804 ...won an award and flew off, didn't he? 331 00:27:17,282 --> 00:27:22,345 So hear me. If you play the music of honesty, you will go deaf someday 332 00:27:24,156 --> 00:27:29,753 Someone rightly said. Behind every bit of lucK there's a horrible crime 333 00:27:30,295 --> 00:27:33,753 whose line was it? - Not mine. Carry on 334 00:27:33,832 --> 00:27:36,426 whoever said that, he was right 335 00:27:37,035 --> 00:27:43,372 Money is truth. If you have money, you have everything. Else, nothing 336 00:27:43,942 --> 00:27:47,969 You lost your house, your motorbiKe, your girl... they belong to him now 337 00:27:48,113 --> 00:27:51,276 Moreover, he is your boss now. Don't you want to defeat him? 338 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:53,779 If I have my way... 339 00:27:53,852 --> 00:27:57,948 ...l'll build a villa opposite the house he snatched from me 340 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:03,184 I'll have three imported cars for the motorbiKe he tooK away 341 00:28:03,395 --> 00:28:07,798 I'll snatch all his girlfriends away for taKing my girlfriend Maggie 342 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:14,801 But how's that possible? The girls we liKe, never liKe us 343 00:28:15,073 --> 00:28:17,974 And the girls who liKe us, who cares about them? 344 00:28:18,143 --> 00:28:21,806 Don't worry about girls, moron. I'll introduce you to beauties 345 00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:24,972 But wait, I'm not running a home of charity 346 00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:27,812 My help doesn't come for free 347 00:28:27,886 --> 00:28:30,150 I Know, freeloader 348 00:28:30,989 --> 00:28:33,981 How wide does your mouth open? - The size of your pocKet 349 00:28:34,159 --> 00:28:38,823 But looK, today's girls don't care for looKs but for banK balance 350 00:28:38,897 --> 00:28:43,095 They looK at the house, the car and the credit cards you possess 351 00:28:43,168 --> 00:28:45,159 You dig, Romeo? 352 00:28:50,008 --> 00:28:51,839 Hi. - Please sit 353 00:28:53,912 --> 00:28:58,849 He's the one who waits outside the airport for you. Been a year now 354 00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:02,250 just to meet you, just to say hello 355 00:29:02,387 --> 00:29:07,017 This is pooja. Airhostess. She worKs for Fast Air 356 00:29:07,192 --> 00:29:08,853 Hi. I'm MaKrand 357 00:29:09,027 --> 00:29:12,053 Hi. I'm Sweety from HiFi Airways 358 00:29:12,264 --> 00:29:16,860 You can call me Mac. - I'm deepti, from jet Speed Airways 359 00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:23,534 God spins the wheels of fortune really well 360 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:27,038 He turns a King into a pauper and a pauper into a King 361 00:29:27,212 --> 00:29:30,875 It's not God who spun the wheels. It's the fatso 362 00:29:30,949 --> 00:29:34,077 The chief editor. He helped me 363 00:29:34,152 --> 00:29:37,883 whatever. When Shyam returns, he will boss you around 364 00:29:37,956 --> 00:29:41,483 And you'll have to obey him quietly. - That's not worrying me 365 00:29:41,893 --> 00:29:46,091 But, Maggie Kissed him before me! Well, I got three chicKs now 366 00:29:46,231 --> 00:29:49,166 Maggie looKs liKe a noodle before them. - Where did you find them? 367 00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:53,902 Why do you worry about that? You were supposed to show me a house 368 00:29:53,972 --> 00:29:56,167 Yes, the house... 369 00:29:56,241 --> 00:29:59,438 Stop droning. Tell me where it is. - There is one 370 00:29:59,511 --> 00:30:02,105 where? - You'll have to cheat 371 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:05,115 I don't want to be jailed. Don't get me into wrong things. Tell me... 372 00:30:05,183 --> 00:30:07,242 where do I find a house? - There's no risK 373 00:30:07,452 --> 00:30:12,253 My ex-boss' flat's always empty. He had bought it for his daughter 374 00:30:12,424 --> 00:30:15,916 She now lives in America. The babe's real hot! 375 00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:21,597 But she is not straight, you Know. She lives with a blacK guy... 376 00:30:21,933 --> 00:30:25,334 hasn't married yet. And her father doesn't even Know about it 377 00:30:26,404 --> 00:30:29,271 Let me tell you the biggest risK 378 00:30:30,108 --> 00:30:31,268 Forget it. - Tell me 379 00:30:31,443 --> 00:30:35,402 I won't tell anyone, I swear. - I mustn't talK about the girl... 380 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,608 Not the girl! About the house! - The flat is always empty 381 00:30:38,683 --> 00:30:40,480 He is looKing for a caretaKer. 382 00:30:40,552 --> 00:30:42,952 If you can turn him around and get the job... 383 00:30:43,021 --> 00:30:45,489 the flat will be yours. - So taKe me to him 384 00:30:45,557 --> 00:30:51,018 If you taKe me, you'll never get the flat. Rather you'll be thrashed 385 00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:55,165 why will he hit me? - The man is ruthless, I say 386 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:59,293 I had run up a debt at a liquor bar, so I sold the tyres of his Mercedes 387 00:30:59,471 --> 00:31:03,134 I thought I'll put the tyres bacK when I have the money 388 00:31:03,308 --> 00:31:06,971 He fired me over such a minor thing. The bloody sonofagun! 389 00:31:07,045 --> 00:31:09,513 All right, listen to me 390 00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:14,445 I'll fix the old man. But I need a car for those beauties 391 00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:17,181 don't worry about the car. I'll give you a car... 392 00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:19,155 prettier than the girls. 393 00:31:19,324 --> 00:31:21,519 But you won't get the same car daily. No guarantees 394 00:31:21,593 --> 00:31:24,528 Never mind. - Tell your girls you got several cars 395 00:31:25,463 --> 00:31:27,522 Listen... - Yes? 396 00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:33,060 No liquor, no cars. Just steering wheels 397 00:31:33,138 --> 00:31:36,073 You are crazy! 398 00:31:36,508 --> 00:31:41,002 Name? - MaKrand Godbole. They call me Mac 399 00:31:41,346 --> 00:31:46,181 what worK do you do? - I'm looKing for a job 400 00:31:47,285 --> 00:31:50,413 But I want to tell you a sad story about me 401 00:31:51,423 --> 00:31:56,087 So you are a writer? - No, sir 402 00:31:56,194 --> 00:32:01,188 parents, siblings, uncle and aunts... they are all I have in this world 403 00:32:03,368 --> 00:32:05,029 I'm their only support 404 00:32:06,037 --> 00:32:07,231 So what can I do? 405 00:32:07,439 --> 00:32:10,704 What can you do? Give me worK, sir 406 00:32:12,377 --> 00:32:16,245 know how to drive? - I Know. But I don't drive 407 00:32:16,448 --> 00:32:20,043 My horoscope predicts a major accident if I drive for someone 408 00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:27,324 do you cooK? - I do, but I always add too much salt 409 00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:29,386 what can you do then? 410 00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:35,559 Can you taKe care of a house? - That I can do very well 411 00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:40,565 I don't normally trust strangers 412 00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:44,068 But you seem to be from a good family 413 00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:47,077 I'm always out of the country 414 00:32:47,412 --> 00:32:51,075 I got a flat at port Louis. Collect the Key from me tomorrow 415 00:32:56,421 --> 00:32:58,286 who? - Open up 416 00:33:00,358 --> 00:33:01,416 who's that? 417 00:33:03,495 --> 00:33:05,360 I told you about him 418 00:33:10,502 --> 00:33:15,701 didn't I tell you? He's Mambo 419 00:33:17,175 --> 00:33:18,301 call him here 420 00:33:18,376 --> 00:33:24,110 Uncle, he is Mr. MaKrand. People call him Mac 421 00:33:24,449 --> 00:33:27,282 Hello. - Attitude problem 422 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:29,646 did you tell him? - Explained him everything 423 00:33:29,721 --> 00:33:31,586 Told him about me? - Clearly 424 00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:34,124 I want a mixer, I don't maKe chutney... 425 00:33:34,192 --> 00:33:37,286 ...I want a grinder, I can't Knead dough... 426 00:33:37,462 --> 00:33:39,521 I want a gas stove, no outdated stoves. 427 00:33:39,597 --> 00:33:41,292 Washing machine. Doesn't wash clothes 428 00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:42,727 He wants a dishwasher... 429 00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:45,531 ...and a huge fridge, because he can't cooK everyday 430 00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:49,603 Television. - If cricKet is on, he'll cooK at night 431 00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:51,801 If it's a day-night match, you will order something 432 00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:56,679 I will go to the marKet, and nobody questions me about accounts 433 00:33:57,482 --> 00:33:59,814 Sure. Anything else? That's all? 434 00:34:00,318 --> 00:34:02,149 Can I talK now? - Sure 435 00:34:02,487 --> 00:34:05,752 Actually... we are young people 436 00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:12,357 we play around and have fun. So... 437 00:34:12,497 --> 00:34:16,558 I don't want any interference. - I don't care. Do as you liKe 438 00:34:16,668 --> 00:34:19,694 My demands have to be met and I must get my pay checK on the 1 st 439 00:34:21,373 --> 00:34:22,670 Fine. You are appointed 440 00:34:37,522 --> 00:34:43,188 when we first met, I was wondering where I've seen you before 441 00:34:43,361 --> 00:34:45,795 Then I remembered where 442 00:34:46,531 --> 00:34:48,522 You are the girl I dreamt about 443 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:51,692 know what this is? - What? 444 00:34:53,371 --> 00:34:55,202 A ring. A ring that passed down... 445 00:34:55,273 --> 00:34:58,401 ...from my great grandmother to my grandmother 446 00:34:58,476 --> 00:35:02,207 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 447 00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:08,751 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 448 00:35:09,621 --> 00:35:14,684 And guess what? God heard my prayers and He gave me a life partner 449 00:35:14,759 --> 00:35:15,817 Really? 450 00:35:16,561 --> 00:35:18,620 What are you doing? Why did you taKe it off? 451 00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:26,227 You are my fiancee now. I'll give it to you the day we marry 452 00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:29,737 After that, this ring will always shine on your finger 453 00:35:30,308 --> 00:35:31,434 So sweet 454 00:35:34,446 --> 00:35:36,437 chhagan! 455 00:35:36,514 --> 00:35:37,640 Drive 456 00:35:38,516 --> 00:35:39,642 Babban! 457 00:35:43,321 --> 00:35:44,754 Stop 458 00:35:48,426 --> 00:35:49,586 come on 459 00:35:52,664 --> 00:35:55,326 know what this is? - A ring 460 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:57,760 But it's a very special ring 461 00:35:58,603 --> 00:36:00,730 A ring that was passed down from my great grandmother to my grandmother 462 00:36:00,872 --> 00:36:04,273 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 463 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:09,536 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 464 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:11,442 That's what I'm doing now 465 00:36:17,455 --> 00:36:19,286 what are you doing? 466 00:36:23,695 --> 00:36:28,894 Now that you are my fiancee, I'll give it to you the day we marry 467 00:36:30,702 --> 00:36:33,796 After that, this ring will always shine on your finger 468 00:36:34,372 --> 00:36:35,703 I love you. Mac. - Control... c'mon! 469 00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:50,314 Your fingers looKs so bare 470 00:36:51,589 --> 00:36:54,319 know what? This ring passed down... 471 00:36:54,392 --> 00:36:56,326 ...from my great grandmother to my grandmother 472 00:36:56,494 --> 00:36:59,986 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 473 00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:06,399 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 474 00:37:06,804 --> 00:37:09,739 And I found you. I'm so happy 475 00:37:11,743 --> 00:37:13,335 No... not now... 476 00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:17,838 why? - You are my fiancée now 477 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,877 I'll give it to you the day we marry 478 00:37:21,886 --> 00:37:24,616 Let me go. - Feeling shy, eh? 479 00:37:24,856 --> 00:37:26,847 Indian girls are great 480 00:37:37,702 --> 00:37:40,535 I see the sKy... 481 00:37:41,706 --> 00:37:44,766 I see the earth... 482 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:48,873 wherever I see... 483 00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:52,047 I find you 484 00:37:59,724 --> 00:38:02,386 I see the sKy... 485 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,586 I see the earth... 486 00:38:06,731 --> 00:38:10,394 wherever I see... 487 00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:12,902 I find you 488 00:38:14,739 --> 00:38:20,405 In every spectacle, I see you 489 00:38:21,946 --> 00:38:25,404 There's no place... 490 00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:28,418 where I don't find you 491 00:38:46,938 --> 00:38:50,430 who lent elegance... 492 00:38:50,508 --> 00:38:53,841 ...to this marblesque body...? 493 00:38:54,512 --> 00:38:58,448 To these dreamy eyes...? 494 00:38:58,516 --> 00:39:01,451 To this beautiful face? 495 00:39:02,987 --> 00:39:05,615 You are my destination 496 00:39:05,790 --> 00:39:08,918 You are my desire 497 00:39:09,861 --> 00:39:13,456 The Spring... 498 00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:16,964 the marvels... 499 00:39:17,669 --> 00:39:21,537 and the stars, without you... 500 00:39:21,606 --> 00:39:24,074 I have never seen them 501 00:39:25,677 --> 00:39:28,669 I see the sKy... 502 00:39:29,013 --> 00:39:32,005 I see the earth... 503 00:39:32,817 --> 00:39:36,651 wherever I see... 504 00:39:36,754 --> 00:39:39,655 I find you 505 00:39:42,226 --> 00:39:45,491 You're mine... and only you... 506 00:39:45,963 --> 00:39:48,989 You maKe my dreams come true... 507 00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:52,993 I want only you... girl, only you... 508 00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:57,564 I love you... Iove you... Iove you... only you... 509 00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:09,047 From your eyes flows... 510 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,521 a strange intoxication 511 00:40:13,057 --> 00:40:16,515 dazes one and all 512 00:40:16,694 --> 00:40:20,528 It's an incredible moment 513 00:40:20,865 --> 00:40:24,733 Your radiance captivates me 514 00:40:24,802 --> 00:40:27,930 You are my only obsession 515 00:40:28,873 --> 00:40:31,933 My love... 516 00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:35,873 I shall... 517 00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:38,875 never find... 518 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:42,545 a beauty liKe you 519 00:40:44,088 --> 00:40:47,546 I see the sKy... 520 00:40:47,725 --> 00:40:51,058 I see the earth... 521 00:40:51,896 --> 00:40:55,559 wherever I see... 522 00:40:55,633 --> 00:40:58,067 I find you 523 00:41:18,656 --> 00:41:21,591 pooja... - Honey, I'm here 524 00:41:21,659 --> 00:41:24,321 There! Hurry up, or we'll be late 525 00:41:26,397 --> 00:41:28,661 I'm sorry, I started without you. - Never mind. No formalities. 526 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:34,104 ThanK you. When are you coming bacK? - The day after tomorrow 527 00:41:34,172 --> 00:41:39,041 The day after tomorrow By which flight? - IA 9436 528 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:41,601 The Mumbai flight that flies bacK? - Right 529 00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:44,671 when will you be leaving? - Next day 530 00:41:44,949 --> 00:41:47,611 Next day. OKay 531 00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:51,614 Tell me something, honey. What do you Keep writing? 532 00:41:51,689 --> 00:41:55,022 Do you thinK you are a pilot? You Keep tracK of every minute of mine 533 00:41:55,092 --> 00:41:58,619 Business is stressing, and I'm busy. I have to sort things out 534 00:41:58,696 --> 00:42:03,030 So that when you come home, I can spend time with you 535 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,295 we can be together. Water please 536 00:42:08,973 --> 00:42:10,031 Mambo! 537 00:42:10,141 --> 00:42:14,305 MaKe two cups of tea! - MaKing tea is not that easy 538 00:42:14,378 --> 00:42:18,144 It's a tough job. LooK at me! You got to light the gas stove... 539 00:42:18,216 --> 00:42:22,983 boil water, put tea-leaves, add sugar and milK to maKe tea 540 00:42:23,054 --> 00:42:26,046 prayers don't grant you tea! - Mambo! 541 00:42:26,123 --> 00:42:28,990 Don't you talK about prayers! Go and get some tea 542 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,994 don't you scream at me! I'm not deaf 543 00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:36,732 Hear that? He has scissors for a tongue. I told you to fire him 544 00:42:36,801 --> 00:42:39,736 why don't you KicK him out? - It's no good 545 00:42:39,804 --> 00:42:46,004 The poor man is ficKle-minded. Just yesterday he was praising you 546 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:48,068 Lies! He never praises me 547 00:42:48,145 --> 00:42:51,012 when I first came here, he treated me liKe a guest 548 00:42:51,082 --> 00:42:53,073 But now he acts as if he's doing me a favour 549 00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:55,744 Listen, you are mistaKen 550 00:42:55,820 --> 00:43:00,018 He is liKe an old man fed up of his children 551 00:43:00,091 --> 00:43:05,085 You get me? He's liKe your father. His heart's full of love 552 00:43:05,162 --> 00:43:10,031 So why does he hide it? Why can't he be liKe us, honey? 553 00:43:10,101 --> 00:43:13,366 How can he be liKe us? He's an old man... 554 00:43:13,437 --> 00:43:17,703 about to hit the grave. To hell with the old man 555 00:43:17,775 --> 00:43:21,711 who is an old man? Did you call me an old man? 556 00:43:21,779 --> 00:43:27,046 Who called you old man? - I'm not deaf. You called me old man 557 00:43:27,785 --> 00:43:31,778 Yes, he said that. So what are you going to do? Will he call you a Kid? 558 00:43:31,856 --> 00:43:34,723 Damn you! Your father might be an old man! 559 00:43:35,793 --> 00:43:38,785 She's going to down a plane someday. Calls me an old man! 560 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:41,058 Airplane, my foot! She can't even ride a bicycle 561 00:43:41,899 --> 00:43:46,063 I have told you! Shut your ears. Please 562 00:43:46,137 --> 00:43:49,903 Say you will. - Eyes shut, ears shut! 563 00:43:49,974 --> 00:43:54,172 Go and get the lady's bag. - My eyes are shut 564 00:43:54,245 --> 00:43:57,146 Open your eyes for five seconds. - If I find her bag in time, fine 565 00:43:57,214 --> 00:43:59,910 Or she leaves without her bag. - Don't talK bacK 566 00:43:59,984 --> 00:44:04,819 I warned him. See, he quietly went to get your bag 567 00:44:04,889 --> 00:44:06,083 Mambo, quicK 568 00:44:15,933 --> 00:44:18,094 Honey, I'll miss you a lot. - Even I'll miss you 569 00:44:18,169 --> 00:44:21,764 I don't feel liKe going. - Go on, you need to worK 570 00:44:21,839 --> 00:44:25,935 Go now, come on. Don't Keep standing for too long. Bye 571 00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:27,773 where's she now? 572 00:44:40,124 --> 00:44:43,958 Did I Keep you waiting? - No. I came only a minute ago 573 00:44:44,028 --> 00:44:46,462 But that one minute felt liKe a hundred years 574 00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,464 come, let's go. - My bag 575 00:44:48,532 --> 00:44:50,466 OKay lets go. - Come. 576 00:45:07,485 --> 00:45:11,979 One leaves, another comes. BangKoK departure, Singapore arrival 577 00:45:19,897 --> 00:45:23,162 Every time I come here, I see that man in the same position 578 00:45:23,234 --> 00:45:26,897 don't you Keep him busy? You are too lenient towards him 579 00:45:28,906 --> 00:45:31,431 what are you hiding? - Nothing 580 00:45:31,509 --> 00:45:36,503 Then why are your hands behind you? - It's his style. Never mind 581 00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:38,571 why doesn't he show it? I want to see it 582 00:45:38,649 --> 00:45:42,176 I can't show it. - I want to see. - TaKe her away 583 00:45:42,253 --> 00:45:45,450 No whispering! I don't want to see it. Keep it with you 584 00:45:45,523 --> 00:45:49,516 Let's go to our room and chat. Get into a nightgown... 585 00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:53,188 No! I'm not leaving until he shows what he is hiding 586 00:45:53,264 --> 00:45:56,597 If I show you, there'll be a storm! 587 00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:58,601 Come what may, I'm going to see it 588 00:45:58,669 --> 00:46:00,034 You want to see it? - Yes 589 00:46:00,104 --> 00:46:02,265 You want to see it? I'll show it. - Show 590 00:46:02,339 --> 00:46:06,036 My pants are torn, and I'm not wearing underwear 591 00:46:06,110 --> 00:46:09,204 don't tell me I didn't warn you. Want to see it? 592 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,942 Want to see it? - Damn 593 00:46:15,953 --> 00:46:17,284 Hold it 594 00:46:17,354 --> 00:46:20,050 I guess I deserve a raise 595 00:46:20,124 --> 00:46:21,887 In trying to save you... 596 00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:24,052 ...my pants are really going to be ripped off someday 597 00:46:37,074 --> 00:46:41,238 what are you cooKing? I don't want sandwiches. MaKe malai-Kofta 598 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:50,084 what's this? - Call it anything you wish 599 00:46:50,154 --> 00:46:53,590 we call it mutton cutlet. - What? For whom? 600 00:46:53,657 --> 00:46:56,922 Mac only eats what I eat. - AsK him 601 00:46:57,995 --> 00:47:03,126 Yes, honey? - Whom is the mutton cutlet for? 602 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:08,536 Mutton cutlet - why did he maKe it? I thinK he has his way around here 603 00:47:08,606 --> 00:47:11,006 How can you stand it? - You are right 604 00:47:14,278 --> 00:47:16,439 why did you maKe the mutton cutlet? 605 00:47:18,015 --> 00:47:21,007 Who did you asK before maKing it? 606 00:47:21,085 --> 00:47:24,953 You don't Know who ate it? - Do you eat mutton, Mac? 607 00:47:25,022 --> 00:47:27,456 When did I eat mutton? - Did I say you ate? 608 00:47:27,525 --> 00:47:30,460 Then who ate it? - Someone 609 00:47:30,528 --> 00:47:34,123 who? - Want me to remind you who did? 610 00:47:34,198 --> 00:47:38,134 Tell me. - The one who had omelette... 611 00:47:38,202 --> 00:47:42,366 Hang on! I remember. Just tell me if I am right or not 612 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,305 It was my friend Shyam. - Shyam, who? 613 00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:49,972 Shyam, who? He's my friend. He came from America last night 614 00:47:51,048 --> 00:47:52,709 when did he come? This morning 615 00:47:52,783 --> 00:47:56,378 Oh yes, this morning. The cutlet was made for him 616 00:47:56,453 --> 00:48:00,617 I swear. You don't believe me? 617 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,153 ThanK God you remembered 618 00:48:06,163 --> 00:48:08,324 Mac, there's an email for you 619 00:48:08,399 --> 00:48:10,731 From? - Shyam 620 00:48:10,801 --> 00:48:14,168 He's coming from America tomorrow. - Shyam's coming from America? 621 00:48:14,238 --> 00:48:17,071 You just said he had breaKfast. - Who told you? 622 00:48:17,141 --> 00:48:21,168 Yes, I told you. But this Shyam is not that one 623 00:48:21,245 --> 00:48:23,509 who ate the mutton cutlet? - That one's different 624 00:48:23,581 --> 00:48:27,176 The Shyam who's coming is my friend. - Then who is this Shyam? 625 00:48:27,251 --> 00:48:31,085 Don't you Know? You brought the email! - Who is that Shyam then? 626 00:48:31,155 --> 00:48:34,022 I have five friends named Shyam. Do you Know all of them? 627 00:48:34,091 --> 00:48:38,425 I have five Shyams as friends, and he Knows just one. 628 00:48:38,495 --> 00:48:41,430 He's crazy. He's very weird. 629 00:48:47,104 --> 00:48:50,039 SnaKe in the grass! You Know when to grab a bite 630 00:48:50,107 --> 00:48:53,042 I didn't get this email, you dig? I don't want to talK to that ingrate 631 00:48:53,110 --> 00:48:55,704 He wants you to receive him at the airport 632 00:48:55,779 --> 00:48:59,112 My dog will receive him! - When did you get a dog? 633 00:48:59,183 --> 00:49:03,381 Is that a joKe? - LooK, he is your boss. You must go 634 00:49:03,454 --> 00:49:07,220 can't you tell a lie for your brother? 635 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:11,057 For a brother, yes. Of course, with an open heart 636 00:49:13,397 --> 00:49:14,694 Happily 637 00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:19,466 Enough. I can't stand more happiness 638 00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:25,404 My flight timings are going to change. 639 00:49:25,476 --> 00:49:28,070 We'll be flying only during daytime 640 00:49:28,145 --> 00:49:30,670 what time is the arrival? - I'll get to Know today 641 00:49:31,415 --> 00:49:34,407 I'm dead. Got to reworK the adjustments 642 00:49:34,485 --> 00:49:38,080 what adjustments? - No... my worK schedule 643 00:49:38,155 --> 00:49:43,491 I'll have to adjust my schedule according to your flight timings 644 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,084 You taKe a bath 645 00:49:47,431 --> 00:49:48,489 Nageshwar! 646 00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:52,260 Yes? Tell me. - Where's Mac? 647 00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:56,435 I don't Know. He's not coming to the office either 648 00:49:56,507 --> 00:49:59,635 I've been looKing for him. He doesn't even call me 649 00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:01,439 I left three messages at his office... 650 00:50:01,512 --> 00:50:03,173 ...but he didn't call me. Please tell me 651 00:50:03,247 --> 00:50:08,116 I got to attend an urgent meeting. Bye 652 00:50:08,185 --> 00:50:11,177 where are you going? One second 653 00:50:11,455 --> 00:50:13,514 Listen to me... 654 00:50:14,191 --> 00:50:18,787 You must tell me. Where's Mac? - How can I tell you? I don't Know 655 00:50:18,862 --> 00:50:21,524 You are lying. I Know you can tell me 656 00:50:22,199 --> 00:50:24,463 Say, how much is it worth? 657 00:50:26,804 --> 00:50:29,466 So you'd care to grease the palm? 658 00:50:51,495 --> 00:50:57,491 The worK I do here... don't tell me what people call this profession 659 00:50:57,568 --> 00:51:00,833 But if I have to continue this, you will have to double my salary 660 00:51:00,904 --> 00:51:03,498 can we sit and discuss it? - Mac! 661 00:51:06,844 --> 00:51:08,175 What happened? 662 00:51:08,579 --> 00:51:13,175 Anjali is coming. - What...? Who the hell told...? 663 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,912 Who the hell told her about this place? 664 00:51:15,986 --> 00:51:18,250 - I don't Know. I saw her coming here 665 00:51:21,258 --> 00:51:25,627 You were supposed to taKe me out for a movie and dinner, what happened? 666 00:51:25,696 --> 00:51:28,358 And now you have moved in here! You didn't even care to call me 667 00:51:28,432 --> 00:51:30,263 If you don't liKe me, tell me MaKrand! 668 00:51:30,334 --> 00:51:32,529 - Don't call me MaKrand. Call me Mac 669 00:51:32,603 --> 00:51:35,697 And stop screaming. I command some respect here 670 00:51:35,773 --> 00:51:38,537 This house is not mine. Belongs to my friend 671 00:51:38,609 --> 00:51:41,874 My office snatched away my house. After I find a new house... 672 00:51:41,945 --> 00:51:45,540 I'll taKe you anywhere you want. Restaurants, movies, anywhere 673 00:51:46,283 --> 00:51:47,375 Galan... 674 00:51:47,551 --> 00:51:49,849 what happened? - Babban 675 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,717 Babban, see the lady off 676 00:51:52,289 --> 00:51:56,282 But... - Go on Hurry up 677 00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:14,573 Hello? Mac here. - Pooja here 678 00:52:14,645 --> 00:52:16,579 why are you puffing? - I was running 679 00:52:16,647 --> 00:52:20,583 Running? What for? - I mean, on the treadmill 680 00:52:20,651 --> 00:52:24,451 There's a problem here. My flight is delayed. I'm coming over 681 00:52:24,521 --> 00:52:27,251 don't come here! - Why are you yelling? 682 00:52:27,324 --> 00:52:29,758 I thought we'd spend some time together, but you...! 683 00:52:29,827 --> 00:52:33,263 Try to understand. Why bother? I'll come to the airport 684 00:52:33,330 --> 00:52:37,266 No need. I've hired a cab already. - To hell with the cab! 685 00:52:37,334 --> 00:52:38,767 I'm coming to the airport, pooja... 686 00:52:38,836 --> 00:52:42,431 Hello, Mac, hello! - Bye. 687 00:52:42,506 --> 00:52:43,768 Who was it? 688 00:52:45,342 --> 00:52:46,673 A... relative 689 00:52:46,743 --> 00:52:48,267 Relative? Who? 690 00:52:48,345 --> 00:52:50,279 Close relative 691 00:52:50,347 --> 00:52:54,681 close relative, who? - He's liKe half-father to me 692 00:52:54,751 --> 00:52:57,015 what...? - He is my uncle 693 00:52:57,087 --> 00:52:59,453 But you yelled pooja! - I did 694 00:52:59,523 --> 00:53:01,616 who was she? - It was a male 695 00:53:01,692 --> 00:53:04,718 How can a man's name be pooja? - Why not? 696 00:53:04,795 --> 00:53:09,630 He's my uncle pooja. Get that? His name is poojari 697 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:15,639 kids used to tease him, so he changed his name to pooja 698 00:53:15,706 --> 00:53:18,937 That's uncle pooja! - The biggest lie ever 699 00:53:20,377 --> 00:53:23,369 why do you call him? He's always busy in the Kitchen 700 00:53:23,447 --> 00:53:26,314 don't you trust me? - No! 701 00:53:26,383 --> 00:53:28,476 I swear by my father 702 00:53:28,552 --> 00:53:30,383 Is he your father? - Yes 703 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:33,651 You never told me. - You never had interest in my family 704 00:53:33,724 --> 00:53:37,490 This is when he was young... with my mother 705 00:53:37,561 --> 00:53:39,825 That's the naughty me. - How sweet! 706 00:53:39,897 --> 00:53:41,660 He even creates parents 707 00:53:41,732 --> 00:53:45,327 Uncle pooja is coming, I'm going to the airport 708 00:53:45,402 --> 00:53:49,065 I got to talK business with him. He'll be leaving by the next flight 709 00:53:49,139 --> 00:53:50,834 I'll be bacK. Get dressed or you will catch a cold 710 00:53:50,908 --> 00:53:53,342 I'll be bacK 711 00:54:13,430 --> 00:54:16,092 Listen carefully. The Mumbai flight is delayed 712 00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:19,567 If it lands here by chance, don't let it meet the BangKoK flight 713 00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:21,968 I don't want them both to collide 714 00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:26,533 Because if they crash, I'll die. Help me please 715 00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:34,581 Mumbai flight hasn't taKen off, BangKoK flight is at home 716 00:54:34,651 --> 00:54:41,716 If the Mumbai flight lands, the BangKoK flight will... 717 00:54:42,726 --> 00:54:43,886 damn! 718 00:54:48,465 --> 00:54:49,898 Where's she? 719 00:55:11,755 --> 00:55:13,586 Damn! I'm dead 720 00:55:35,612 --> 00:55:39,173 Mac? You are here? - Where were you going? 721 00:55:39,249 --> 00:55:43,618 I was going to the taxi stand. I'm famished, let's go home 722 00:55:43,687 --> 00:55:46,451 Mambo has taKen the day off. Let's go to the airport canteen... 723 00:55:46,523 --> 00:55:49,617 we'll have chicKen breasts. Come on 724 00:56:00,637 --> 00:56:02,070 Hello? 725 00:56:02,139 --> 00:56:05,973 Is it early? All right, I'll get to the airport 726 00:56:06,043 --> 00:56:09,012 Mambo, don't cooK for me. I'm leaving 727 00:56:36,673 --> 00:56:38,834 May I say something? - Tell me 728 00:56:39,676 --> 00:56:43,669 I thinK I must've done some good deeds in my previous birth 729 00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:47,846 That's why I get opportunities to spend quality time with you 730 00:56:48,585 --> 00:56:52,851 Honey, you really flatter me. - That's the problem 731 00:56:52,923 --> 00:56:57,121 If only I could rent my heart! But you'll still thinK I'm lying 732 00:56:57,194 --> 00:56:59,094 Hi Mac! 733 00:56:59,162 --> 00:57:03,189 I've been looKing for you. I thought you came to receive me 734 00:57:04,601 --> 00:57:05,693 Give me a hug 735 00:57:05,769 --> 00:57:08,203 Go and sit there, we are busy. - Hi 736 00:57:08,271 --> 00:57:11,172 Hi. I'm pooja. - We are best friends 737 00:57:11,241 --> 00:57:13,869 we can even give up our lives for each other 738 00:57:13,944 --> 00:57:16,742 Not that best friends, oKay! Go and sit there 739 00:57:16,813 --> 00:57:18,747 How can you say that? - Join us 740 00:57:19,616 --> 00:57:21,140 Hi 741 00:57:24,955 --> 00:57:29,722 we used to worK together. I got the International photography award 742 00:57:29,793 --> 00:57:32,728 Then I went to America... - She is my fiancée 743 00:57:32,796 --> 00:57:34,559 Fiancée? - Yes 744 00:57:34,631 --> 00:57:37,725 If you don't mind, we want to discuss something private 745 00:57:37,801 --> 00:57:40,065 Find another table, please. - Carry on 746 00:57:40,137 --> 00:57:43,573 You and I have no secrets between us. She won't mind it 747 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:50,068 She Knows the friendship we share. - Such a pile on, you Know 748 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,980 I have to report to my office. - OKay 749 00:57:56,052 --> 00:57:58,782 Because, I told them I'm going home. - OKay, darling. Bye 750 00:57:59,756 --> 00:58:05,922 where did you find that bombshell? - Got to be handsome for that. You... 751 00:58:06,930 --> 00:58:07,988 what happened? 752 00:58:08,064 --> 00:58:09,998 What happened, Mac? 753 00:58:10,066 --> 00:58:13,593 What are you doing down there? 754 00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:15,797 I had lost my ring 755 00:58:15,939 --> 00:58:19,773 How come you arrived early? - I told you about change in timings 756 00:58:19,843 --> 00:58:23,244 They called me suddenly. Departure is rescheduled three hours earlier 757 00:58:23,313 --> 00:58:27,773 Hi! I am Shyam from America. - Hi! I am Sweaty. 758 00:58:27,851 --> 00:58:29,785 This is my... - Fiancée? 759 00:58:29,853 --> 00:58:32,117 Yes. - How do you Know? 760 00:58:32,189 --> 00:58:36,285 We've been friends since childhood. We Know each other's choices 761 00:58:36,359 --> 00:58:38,623 why don't you sit? - Move it 762 00:58:38,695 --> 00:58:42,131 Here... here, darling. - OKay 763 00:58:42,699 --> 00:58:44,132 Easy 764 00:58:44,968 --> 00:58:47,960 Is he the Shyam for whom you made the breaKfast...? 765 00:58:48,038 --> 00:58:50,973 Yes... the breaKfast... it's him 766 00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:52,975 when are you coming bacK? - Don't Know 767 00:58:53,043 --> 00:58:56,171 New schedule, new timings. I'll Know only after I return 768 00:58:56,713 --> 00:58:59,045 I'm getting late, I got to go 769 00:59:01,051 --> 00:59:07,047 Bye, Mac. - Bye, taKe care. 770 00:59:07,123 --> 00:59:10,820 You are indeed lucKy. I have seen fate looK up 771 00:59:10,894 --> 00:59:13,988 But this is incredible! You are very lucKy 772 00:59:14,064 --> 00:59:16,862 Trust me... - Mac, I got to leave 773 00:59:16,933 --> 00:59:20,198 It's time for my flight. Love you, honey 774 00:59:20,837 --> 00:59:25,206 OK. Bye. Bye. _ TaKe care. - TaKe care. 775 00:59:27,744 --> 00:59:30,838 Where do you thinK you are going? - Incredible setup 776 00:59:31,181 --> 00:59:33,672 I can add spice to this setup 777 00:59:34,184 --> 00:59:36,846 There's my stuff. Let's taKe that to your house 778 00:59:37,854 --> 00:59:41,847 Then we'll fix half a dozen girls. We're brothers, after all 779 00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:45,689 Get lost. Don't touch me. - Well? 780 00:59:45,762 --> 00:59:46,888 One cold coffee 781 00:59:47,964 --> 00:59:53,698 Swine! You cheated for that award. And then you forgot me 782 00:59:54,971 --> 00:59:58,702 Then you got promoted and flew off to America, all alone 783 00:59:58,775 --> 01:00:03,712 You went blind, didn't you? I decided then, to end our friendship 784 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,313 You go your way, I go mine 785 01:00:06,049 --> 01:00:07,914 Excuse me! My bill. Coffee, separate 786 01:00:12,055 --> 01:00:13,920 Listen... listen... 787 01:00:14,724 --> 01:00:15,918 Friend... 788 01:00:16,192 --> 01:00:17,250 damn you! 789 01:00:40,016 --> 01:00:41,347 When did you come? 790 01:00:41,418 --> 01:00:45,752 I'll explain later. First tell me where Mac is 791 01:00:46,022 --> 01:00:50,015 His life's totally changed. He's a high-flying guy nowadays! 792 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,755 He has a posh flat, exquisite, expensive furniture... 793 01:00:53,830 --> 01:00:57,425 three hot babes at his becK and call. What a blast! 794 01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,230 How times have changed for him! - LucKy dog! 795 01:01:01,037 --> 01:01:02,971 So taKe me to him. Why don't you? 796 01:01:03,173 --> 01:01:05,300 Haven't you met him yet? - How could I? 797 01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:08,105 I don't even Know where he lives. - WalK into his office and meet him 798 01:01:08,178 --> 01:01:09,770 But how can I go to his office in this state? 799 01:01:09,846 --> 01:01:10,972 I've just arrived from America 800 01:01:11,181 --> 01:01:13,979 LooK, Babban. Mac is a close buddy of mine 801 01:01:14,184 --> 01:01:16,778 Even if I'm his senior today, he used to be my senior once! 802 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,315 LooK, I've got such a lot of stuff for him from America 803 01:01:19,389 --> 01:01:21,983 I can't sleep in the night, wondering how he could be managing 804 01:01:22,058 --> 01:01:25,994 Stop worrying about him! He's doing just fine wherever he is 805 01:01:26,062 --> 01:01:29,122 come with me, Babban. I've got some stuff for you too 806 01:01:29,265 --> 01:01:31,790 No, you must be lying. - Lying? 807 01:01:31,968 --> 01:01:33,868 I've brought three bottles of English liquor! 808 01:01:35,005 --> 01:01:37,269 What'll I do with empty bottles? It should have booze! 809 01:01:37,340 --> 01:01:39,808 Empty bottles? They're sealed bottles... full of liquor! 810 01:01:39,876 --> 01:01:41,207 Really? Let me see! 811 01:01:43,079 --> 01:01:44,137 Actually, it's under all the stuff there. 812 01:01:44,214 --> 01:01:46,341 I'll give it to you at Mac's place 813 01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:49,408 You mean it? - Oh yes. And some dough, too 814 01:01:51,154 --> 01:01:52,883 All right, let's go. - OKay 815 01:02:01,097 --> 01:02:02,155 SpeaK up! 816 01:02:09,005 --> 01:02:11,098 Who's this mad dog? 817 01:02:11,174 --> 01:02:13,836 Uncle Mambo... - That's my name! What's his? 818 01:02:13,910 --> 01:02:16,242 Who on earth is he? - Uncle Mambo! 819 01:02:16,346 --> 01:02:18,246 The master Key to this house! 820 01:02:19,015 --> 01:02:22,178 So you're Uncle Mambo...? 821 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:26,853 You're just liKe he described you in his mail. You haven't changed 822 01:02:27,023 --> 01:02:30,049 The same nose, eyes, vest and undies! 823 01:02:30,126 --> 01:02:32,253 I change my undies everyday! Who the devil is he? 824 01:02:32,362 --> 01:02:35,854 Uncle, this is Shyam. Everybody calls him Sam 825 01:02:36,032 --> 01:02:37,863 Mac's friend. He has just arrived from America 826 01:02:38,034 --> 01:02:41,060 But why've you come with bag and baggage? - Hasn't he told you? 827 01:02:41,204 --> 01:02:44,332 Who? - My chum. I'm going to stay here 828 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:47,532 No way... no! My sofa...! 829 01:02:47,944 --> 01:02:52,210 He forgot to receive me at the airport 830 01:02:52,282 --> 01:02:57,413 I was so angry... sorry! - Are you blind? 831 01:02:57,487 --> 01:02:59,955 Can't you see anything? - He can, it's just a mistaKe 832 01:03:00,090 --> 01:03:04,083 I was actually so angry, I thought I wouldn't set foot in this house 833 01:03:04,294 --> 01:03:06,353 You haven't unpacKed yet. Better you get going! 834 01:03:06,429 --> 01:03:09,057 If I go away, he'll be bacK to his old dramatics 835 01:03:09,299 --> 01:03:13,235 He'll fall at my feet, cry... The forgetful idiot! 836 01:03:13,303 --> 01:03:16,067 Wrong! He never forgets! 837 01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:18,366 By the way, which room did he asK you to taKe? 838 01:03:21,377 --> 01:03:25,905 But you haven't even met him yet. - Oh yes, I haven't met him 839 01:03:26,082 --> 01:03:28,915 know what? Just give me a nice room 840 01:03:28,985 --> 01:03:30,919 Nice room? You want to buy it? 841 01:03:30,987 --> 01:03:34,252 Are you married? - No. Not right yet 842 01:03:35,325 --> 01:03:38,260 But I'm looKing out. - What could be worse than this? 843 01:03:41,197 --> 01:03:43,927 No, not that one. That's the bedroom he worKs in 844 01:03:44,134 --> 01:03:46,602 And that is a bedroom he does not worK in 845 01:03:47,103 --> 01:03:50,197 He only sleeps in that bedroom. Simply relaxes 846 01:03:50,273 --> 01:03:51,934 So many rooms! Is this a house or a hotel? 847 01:03:52,008 --> 01:03:54,408 Even these rooms aren't enough for him. - So where am I going to stay? 848 01:03:54,477 --> 01:03:57,412 There is a room for you... butt's a bit too large 849 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,345 That's oKay. It'll do. - Will do? 850 01:03:59,449 --> 01:04:01,280 No problem! - Follow me then 851 01:04:08,358 --> 01:04:10,485 Go on... beat it now. - What? Empty-handed? 852 01:04:11,361 --> 01:04:13,488 TaKe all there is in this pocKet of mine 853 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:20,963 Only 2 rupees...? - Why? Is that too much? 854 01:04:21,137 --> 01:04:24,129 Never mind. Keep it. - Filthy miser! 855 01:04:24,374 --> 01:04:29,471 Here, Keep the 2 bucKs. I'll give you 50 paise more! 856 01:04:30,046 --> 01:04:32,981 OKay? And you said you got something for me from America! 857 01:04:33,049 --> 01:04:35,381 It's there for you. But I'm not giving it to you right now 858 01:04:35,451 --> 01:04:38,147 I'll give it at an appropriate time. - Really? 859 01:04:38,521 --> 01:04:42,457 If that appropriate time does not arrive, I'll tell Mac everything... 860 01:04:42,525 --> 01:04:44,993 and your bad times will begin. Just you remember that! 861 01:04:45,161 --> 01:04:47,527 And listen! If I can fix a car that has broKen down... 862 01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:49,656 I can also wrecK a proper car! 863 01:05:21,197 --> 01:05:22,562 ThanK you. 864 01:05:22,699 --> 01:05:24,291 Hello? - Deepti 865 01:05:24,367 --> 01:05:27,359 deepti, listen... I can't go to the airport. I'm busy 866 01:05:28,104 --> 01:05:30,572 Go straight home, I'll be there 867 01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:33,436 I love you. Bye 868 01:05:59,335 --> 01:06:02,236 who are you? How dare you Kiss me? 869 01:06:02,472 --> 01:06:06,067 That could've been my question. But I'm not heartless liKe you 870 01:06:06,276 --> 01:06:08,471 I hate debts. I repay every bit 871 01:06:08,611 --> 01:06:11,079 Shut up! Who are you? And what are you doing in my house? 872 01:06:11,147 --> 01:06:13,411 That's my question. - This is my house! 873 01:06:13,483 --> 01:06:16,543 This is my best friend's house. - Who? 874 01:06:16,619 --> 01:06:19,087 MaKrand deendayal chatpatiya. - Are you MaKrand's friend? 875 01:06:19,255 --> 01:06:21,746 Yes. Now tell me, how's this your house? 876 01:06:22,158 --> 01:06:24,251 I'm Mac's Fiancée 877 01:06:25,361 --> 01:06:28,762 I see. So you are the girl who's going to marry Mac 878 01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:32,098 Aren't you ashamed to Kiss a stranger? 879 01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:35,160 I thought it was Mac. But you Knew it! Then why did you do it? 880 01:06:35,371 --> 01:06:38,101 Aren't you ashamed to Kiss a girl you don't even Know? 881 01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:42,640 I thought it was Mac. - And when I was screaming...? 882 01:06:42,712 --> 01:06:47,274 Can't you recognize a girl's voice? - I thought it was Mac laughing 883 01:06:48,284 --> 01:06:52,118 All right, just forget it 884 01:06:52,188 --> 01:06:54,588 It was a mistaKe. Now that we Know each other, why don't we do it? 885 01:06:54,657 --> 01:06:55,715 What...? 886 01:06:56,459 --> 01:07:00,122 Two negatives add up to a positive 887 01:07:01,397 --> 01:07:06,130 As a poet said, yesterday's mistaKe is today's culture... 888 01:07:06,202 --> 01:07:10,332 and tomorrow's law. - Did you really thinK I was Mac? 889 01:07:10,606 --> 01:07:12,403 If it's true, I'll forgive you 890 01:07:19,816 --> 01:07:24,150 Even if you forgive me, I can't forget your touch 891 01:07:26,489 --> 01:07:28,684 I'm a rich bachelor 892 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:33,552 But I have never consciously looKed at a girl 893 01:07:33,696 --> 01:07:35,755 So? - I love you 894 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:40,168 I'm engaged. You dig? 895 01:07:42,338 --> 01:07:43,498 My feelings... 896 01:07:51,347 --> 01:07:55,579 I was just telling her how much Mac loved her 897 01:07:57,353 --> 01:08:02,450 You tell her you love her, and she'll Know how much Mac loves her. Right 898 01:08:03,593 --> 01:08:08,189 I mean, Mac told me to tell her... 899 01:08:08,264 --> 01:08:14,601 how much he loves her... - Enough. Don't try hard 900 01:08:14,670 --> 01:08:15,728 Uncle... 901 01:08:15,805 --> 01:08:18,467 I'm not anybody's uncle! - Ass! 902 01:08:18,608 --> 01:08:21,202 What...? - One who calls you uncle is an ass 903 01:08:21,377 --> 01:08:24,210 what style, what personality... what must be your age? 904 01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:26,405 Thirty-five? Thirty...? 905 01:08:28,484 --> 01:08:30,213 A bit older 906 01:08:31,487 --> 01:08:35,821 But if you discount all the holidays, it comes to that much 907 01:08:37,393 --> 01:08:39,224 You are young 908 01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:43,395 You don't need to tell Mac about what you just saw and heard 909 01:08:43,633 --> 01:08:46,227 Forget Mac, I don't even tell myself... 910 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:48,566 ...about what goes on around here. So relax 911 01:08:48,738 --> 01:08:51,707 ThanK you, uncle. - Ass! You are an ass 912 01:08:51,774 --> 01:08:53,241 You called me uncle 913 01:08:54,410 --> 01:08:55,570 donKey 914 01:08:56,512 --> 01:08:59,913 Intruder! - Here you are, my friend! 915 01:09:00,516 --> 01:09:03,246 Where were you? You Kept me waiting 916 01:09:03,419 --> 01:09:06,855 Hands off! Are you crazy? - Tell me, please 917 01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:08,515 Tell what? Hands off! 918 01:09:09,525 --> 01:09:12,585 See his style? He loves me so much 919 01:09:13,262 --> 01:09:17,665 what love? Have you done anything worthwhile for me? 920 01:09:17,733 --> 01:09:20,327 Why must you hide it from uncle? He Knows everything 921 01:09:20,536 --> 01:09:23,869 Even I Know you in and out! I hate you 922 01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:25,601 Hands off! Get out of here 923 01:09:25,675 --> 01:09:28,735 Get out of here! Out 924 01:09:28,811 --> 01:09:33,441 No matter what you say, but my love for you is growing 925 01:09:33,616 --> 01:09:37,279 It's growing here too. Not love but the itch 926 01:09:37,353 --> 01:09:40,288 Get out of here, or... - Or what? 927 01:09:40,356 --> 01:09:42,483 Let go of my hand or I'll breaK your teeth 928 01:09:42,792 --> 01:09:45,625 what's that? - My cheeKs 929 01:09:45,795 --> 01:09:47,285 what's on your cheeKs? 930 01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:52,895 Blood. - How come? 931 01:09:53,836 --> 01:09:58,296 I had a shave this morning, nicKed myself and it bled 932 01:09:58,374 --> 01:10:00,638 In the morning! And it's grown already? 933 01:10:00,710 --> 01:10:02,575 Did you use a tonic for a cream? 934 01:10:02,645 --> 01:10:06,706 What the hell is that? - I stopped shaving after I got the cut 935 01:10:06,849 --> 01:10:11,718 How come your blood is scented? - Few good people have scented blood 936 01:10:11,821 --> 01:10:13,846 cut the crap! Get lost 937 01:10:14,657 --> 01:10:15,783 where's the phone? 938 01:10:21,497 --> 01:10:22,657 Was deepti here? 939 01:10:26,736 --> 01:10:28,328 Where's the phone? 940 01:10:32,742 --> 01:10:36,508 Has deepti come yet? 941 01:10:39,515 --> 01:10:41,540 Anjali here. - Anjali, who? 942 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:42,743 What...? 943 01:10:42,852 --> 01:10:47,346 How are you? - You've forgotten me 944 01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:50,956 I'm not a fool to forget you. - Then tell me, what day is it today? 945 01:10:51,527 --> 01:10:53,358 Today? Today...? 946 01:10:54,530 --> 01:10:56,760 It's Sunday. - Did I asK you, swine? 947 01:10:57,533 --> 01:10:59,364 It's Sunday! 948 01:10:59,435 --> 01:11:02,370 I Know it's Sunday. But what's special today? 949 01:11:02,538 --> 01:11:04,631 What's special... today...? 950 01:11:04,774 --> 01:11:10,644 Is it Gandhi's birthday? - No! It's my birthday 951 01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:14,580 And you forget that! You never remember my birthday, Mac 952 01:11:14,650 --> 01:11:18,916 don't cry. I Knew it! Happy birthday to you 953 01:11:20,590 --> 01:11:24,390 Then why didn't you come to meet me? - You see, I got busy 954 01:11:24,727 --> 01:11:29,562 So I couldn't come. You Know, I had been to the airport 955 01:11:29,732 --> 01:11:33,395 Airport? Why did you go to the airport? Isn't it Sunday today? 956 01:11:33,569 --> 01:11:36,402 Yes, today is Sunday and your birthday too 957 01:11:36,572 --> 01:11:39,871 All the shops are closed, only the duty free shop at the airport is open 958 01:11:39,942 --> 01:11:42,911 I went there to buy a beautiful, strong and reliable gift for you 959 01:11:43,813 --> 01:11:46,941 I got... damn! - What happened? 960 01:11:47,016 --> 01:11:50,747 I'll call bacK later! - What happened, Mac? You're coughing 961 01:11:53,823 --> 01:11:56,417 who was it? - It was... 962 01:11:57,593 --> 01:12:00,426 what happened to your voice? - Sore throat 963 01:12:00,696 --> 01:12:02,755 Anyway, there's good news for you. - What? 964 01:12:02,932 --> 01:12:05,423 My flight timings are changing. - When? 965 01:12:05,768 --> 01:12:09,829 You had a sore throat! - It's fine now. When? 966 01:12:10,506 --> 01:12:11,837 It will land at 7:30 from tomorrow. 967 01:12:11,941 --> 01:12:13,602 You mean you'll come 3 hours earlier? 968 01:12:13,776 --> 01:12:15,937 I mean, we'll get 3 more hours 969 01:12:17,947 --> 01:12:21,610 Tell me something. Only your airlines have changed timings? Or all? 970 01:12:21,851 --> 01:12:25,048 All the airlines. - ThanK God, I'm saved 971 01:12:26,622 --> 01:12:28,453 Saved? From what? 972 01:12:28,724 --> 01:12:30,988 What? - You said, you are saved 973 01:12:31,060 --> 01:12:32,994 when did I say that? - You just did 974 01:12:33,629 --> 01:12:36,996 No darling, I didn't say that. - You said! You said it! You did too! 975 01:12:37,066 --> 01:12:40,001 Why'd I say that I'm saved? - You did say that. I heard it too 976 01:12:40,069 --> 01:12:42,469 Hear that? - Are you crazy? 977 01:12:42,538 --> 01:12:45,803 I swear, I didn't say that. This guy is crazy 978 01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:49,470 when did I say it? I don't liKe your face! I'll Kill you 979 01:12:49,545 --> 01:12:50,671 I'll shave your head! 980 01:12:51,647 --> 01:12:52,739 Who is Sweety? 981 01:12:52,815 --> 01:12:56,546 Sweety? Who? Wherefrom? Which one? 982 01:12:58,821 --> 01:13:00,755 Sweety Nair! This letter is addressed to her 983 01:13:00,823 --> 01:13:04,020 I want to Know who she is. - Mailed to my address? 984 01:13:04,093 --> 01:13:08,154 Yes, your address. - You are not Sweety Nair? 985 01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:11,164 How come someone else's letter is dropped here? 986 01:13:11,233 --> 01:13:13,633 LooK here! What? - Nothing 987 01:13:13,703 --> 01:13:16,672 It's your address. Sweety Nair, 13th floor, flat no.1... 988 01:13:16,839 --> 01:13:19,706 Balla Vista, port Louis, Mauritius. - I don't Know who she is 989 01:13:19,909 --> 01:13:23,504 I forgot to tell you about it. - Who is Sweety Nair? 990 01:13:23,713 --> 01:13:27,672 Wrong address. It came earlier too. It's for a guy downstairs 991 01:13:27,850 --> 01:13:31,513 Urmila's younger sister koKila... 992 01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:35,648 her son is BaKul. BaKul's uncle... 993 01:13:35,725 --> 01:13:43,530 was married to Rasila... it's their daughter-in-law's daughter 994 01:13:43,599 --> 01:13:49,538 The postman said no one was answering the door 995 01:13:49,705 --> 01:13:53,141 I gave him a glass of water, he told me to give them the letter 996 01:13:53,209 --> 01:13:57,703 I said, I will. So you see, this is his daughter... Sweety 997 01:14:13,562 --> 01:14:14,756 damn this day 998 01:14:15,898 --> 01:14:19,732 It's so embarrassing. My own Fiancée suspects me 999 01:14:21,904 --> 01:14:24,566 Sweety Nair! Know who Sweety Nair is? 1000 01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:30,972 A 12-year old girl. She's played in my lap 1001 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,775 I'm so sorry... 1002 01:14:33,749 --> 01:14:35,910 come here. - Don't do it again. 1003 01:14:37,753 --> 01:14:40,779 I'm so happy we're bacK. 1004 01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:46,594 The old fossil ruined it 1005 01:15:02,144 --> 01:15:04,612 what's your intention? Had you been a Muslim... 1006 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,114 I would read that you can have four wives 1007 01:15:07,783 --> 01:15:10,684 But which law offers this facility for Hindus? 1008 01:15:11,086 --> 01:15:13,611 Not wives. Fiancées 1009 01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:16,881 do you Know about this Fiancée thing? 1010 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:23,626 Fiancée is a facility that provides everything that a wife provides 1011 01:15:23,699 --> 01:15:28,796 Except the nightmares 1012 01:15:30,039 --> 01:15:34,635 TaKe good care of women, and you'll get the greatest intoxication 1013 01:15:36,812 --> 01:15:37,972 what are you doing here? 1014 01:15:38,981 --> 01:15:41,916 Didn't I asK you to leave? You are guzzling my liquor, freeloader 1015 01:15:42,051 --> 01:15:45,646 Get out of here. - How will you manage three women? 1016 01:15:45,988 --> 01:15:48,650 How can I leave you alone in this mess, my friend? 1017 01:15:48,824 --> 01:15:52,191 You don't need to worry. I've been doing it since my childhood 1018 01:15:52,261 --> 01:15:54,855 I'm really worried for you. - Hands off! 1019 01:15:55,064 --> 01:15:59,660 You are not worried! You are jealous 1020 01:15:59,835 --> 01:16:01,666 Get out of here! Out! - Where do I go? 1021 01:16:01,937 --> 01:16:05,202 Where you KicKed me out from! - There's no tap in the bathroom 1022 01:16:05,274 --> 01:16:07,936 The roof is broKen, no pipes. It's being fixed 1023 01:16:08,010 --> 01:16:11,343 I'll go there as soon as it is fixed. Promise. Please 1024 01:16:13,849 --> 01:16:15,680 promise? - Promise 1025 01:16:20,956 --> 01:16:22,082 what happened? 1026 01:16:25,861 --> 01:16:28,694 You consider me a stranger, it hurts, friend 1027 01:16:30,232 --> 01:16:33,963 But buddy, you will never find a friend liKe me 1028 01:16:36,972 --> 01:16:38,000 ShaKe hands on that