1 00:02:32,332 --> 00:02:33,458 Charm 2 00:02:33,733 --> 00:02:35,257 My, my! The charm 3 00:02:35,735 --> 00:02:37,669 Stunning charm 4 00:02:38,338 --> 00:02:40,272 Maddening charm 5 00:02:41,741 --> 00:02:42,799 charm 6 00:02:43,276 --> 00:02:45,267 Fatal charm 7 00:02:45,445 --> 00:02:47,276 deadly charm 8 00:02:47,547 --> 00:02:49,811 It's killing 9 00:02:51,551 --> 00:02:55,282 crazed souls, lost in the charm 10 00:02:56,456 --> 00:02:59,289 charm. My, my! The charm 11 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,794 Stunning charm 12 00:03:02,462 --> 00:03:04,293 Maddening charm 13 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:08,624 charm. Fatal charm 14 00:03:09,636 --> 00:03:11,501 deadly charm 15 00:03:11,705 --> 00:03:13,900 It's killing 16 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:19,304 crazed souls, lost in the charm 17 00:03:39,399 --> 00:03:42,926 I desire to kiss you on the lips... 18 00:03:43,503 --> 00:03:45,596 ...to rock in your arms 19 00:03:45,672 --> 00:03:47,333 come to me 20 00:03:48,675 --> 00:03:52,509 From your tresses, let me steal the fragrance 21 00:03:52,679 --> 00:03:57,343 Let me behold you in my eyes, don't go away 22 00:03:58,418 --> 00:04:02,411 My love, I fell for you at first sight 23 00:04:03,523 --> 00:04:04,820 charm 24 00:04:04,891 --> 00:04:06,552 My, my! The charm 25 00:04:06,893 --> 00:04:08,827 Stunning charm 26 00:04:09,529 --> 00:04:11,360 Maddening charm 27 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,831 charm. Fatal charm. 28 00:04:16,536 --> 00:04:18,367 Deadly charm 29 00:04:18,972 --> 00:04:20,872 It's killing 30 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:26,543 crazed souls, lost in the charm 31 00:04:55,909 --> 00:04:59,743 I'm restless, comfort me 32 00:04:59,946 --> 00:05:04,406 Feign love if you want, at least look at me 33 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:09,416 You won't find another golden opportunity 34 00:05:09,589 --> 00:05:11,955 come into my arms, my love 35 00:05:12,025 --> 00:05:14,016 don't torment me 36 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:19,425 I'm your lover, let me enjoy love 37 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:21,762 charm 38 00:05:21,835 --> 00:05:23,427 My, my! The charm 39 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,830 Stunning charm 40 00:05:25,905 --> 00:05:28,032 Maddening charm 41 00:05:29,776 --> 00:05:31,437 charm 42 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:33,445 Fatal charm 43 00:05:33,513 --> 00:05:35,447 deadly charm' 44 00:05:35,649 --> 00:05:37,708 It's killing 45 00:05:38,985 --> 00:05:42,978 crazed souls, lost in the charm 46 00:05:43,623 --> 00:05:46,649 what are you doing? - I'm sorry. Sorry... 47 00:05:46,726 --> 00:05:48,785 Bloody assistant! Get out of here. 48 00:05:48,862 --> 00:05:52,798 Go! Get out of here. I don't want you here. Go! Out! 49 00:05:53,733 --> 00:05:55,530 Will you teach your teacher, eh? 50 00:05:56,636 --> 00:05:58,627 Idiot! Bloody junior! C'mon, girls. 51 00:05:58,705 --> 00:06:02,004 Don't spoil your mood. Put your smile up. 52 00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:04,635 And you please lose some weight. - Mac! 53 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:08,939 Call for you, sir. - Who the hell is it? 54 00:06:09,015 --> 00:06:10,539 Your fiancee. Anjali 55 00:06:12,686 --> 00:06:13,812 junior 56 00:06:13,887 --> 00:06:19,484 Long-hair! I'm talking to you. Answer the phone and say I'm not in. 57 00:06:21,661 --> 00:06:22,992 Tell her. Tell her. 58 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:26,894 Yes sister-in-law, he asked me to tell you that he is not in 59 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:33,103 Five hours for a minor task, eh? Have you been playing around? 60 00:06:33,173 --> 00:06:35,573 Who will pay for this? My father? - Right 61 00:06:35,842 --> 00:06:39,710 It takes time to do a good job. Why don't you be the face... 62 00:06:39,779 --> 00:06:41,838 on the back cover? Lt'll sell like hot cakes 63 00:06:41,981 --> 00:06:45,007 why do you come in? Mind your own business 64 00:06:45,118 --> 00:06:47,712 I haven't changed the models. Look 65 00:06:47,787 --> 00:06:51,689 I haven't changed them. Go on. - He finds reasons to touch the girls! 66 00:06:51,858 --> 00:06:54,850 They go sniffing everywhere for girls 67 00:06:55,128 --> 00:06:57,528 what did you understand? 68 00:06:57,697 --> 00:06:58,925 Why are you shaking your head? C'mon. Smile. 69 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:11,002 Excuse me, sir... is Mac inside? 70 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:14,535 Why do you want him? - She's going to bear Mac's baby 71 00:07:14,614 --> 00:07:17,549 what...? - I mean, Mac's fiancee. Anjali 72 00:07:17,617 --> 00:07:21,144 She wants to meet Mac. - I see. So you are Mac's fiancee 73 00:07:21,554 --> 00:07:25,718 Is he in at the moment? - Of course. He's been waiting for you 74 00:07:25,892 --> 00:07:28,725 come with me. - That's like it 75 00:07:28,795 --> 00:07:32,731 Stop following me! Are you a dog? - I'm Mac's best friend 76 00:07:32,832 --> 00:07:36,563 Out! This is not a zoo. No animals allowed here 77 00:07:36,636 --> 00:07:39,571 Then what are you doing here? 78 00:07:39,739 --> 00:07:41,900 Don't raise your hands. - Out! 79 00:07:41,975 --> 00:07:43,067 Don't raise your hands. - Out! Dog 80 00:07:43,743 --> 00:07:46,075 Good. Perfect. 81 00:07:46,746 --> 00:07:49,237 Come... he's so hardworking. See 82 00:07:49,849 --> 00:07:52,579 Mac, look who's here. - Who is it? 83 00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:01,587 Listen Sanchita... 84 00:08:01,861 --> 00:08:04,762 what...? - Sorry... Anjali, listen to me 85 00:08:05,865 --> 00:08:08,129 Start the car. I'm going to the airport I don't want to hear a thing 86 00:08:08,201 --> 00:08:11,602 what has happened? - You said you will not be in office 87 00:08:11,771 --> 00:08:15,138 You could've told me if you didn't want to see me. Why did you lie? 88 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:17,676 Who lied to you? I'm telling you the truth 89 00:08:17,744 --> 00:08:22,204 I just came ten minutes back, I swear. - You are lying 90 00:08:22,615 --> 00:08:25,778 You should be ashamed of yourself. - Hush! Why should I be ashamed? 91 00:08:25,952 --> 00:08:29,012 Those semi-nude girls! How could you touch them all over? 92 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:30,612 That's my business. - Business? 93 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:36,629 I mean, I have to show them what pose to take 94 00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:38,630 You are an educated girl, you should understand that 95 00:08:38,698 --> 00:08:41,633 I don't know about that. I can't see you with other girls 96 00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:45,967 All right, listen to me. You are my fiancée, trust me 97 00:08:46,039 --> 00:08:48,837 I'll never lie to you, trust me. Now... 98 00:08:48,908 --> 00:08:54,039 go home, I'll come over and explain. Okay? I love you. Bye 99 00:08:54,814 --> 00:08:57,305 Bye. Your dress 100 00:08:58,918 --> 00:09:01,910 Swine! Why did you bring her here? - She brought me here 101 00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:04,923 How'd I know that you were having fun with those girls? 102 00:09:04,991 --> 00:09:08,654 I'll hit you! - Give it to me! Don't keep debts 103 00:09:08,728 --> 00:09:10,059 You haven't paid the car's fare. 104 00:09:10,129 --> 00:09:12,256 It runs on gas, you dig? Pay up, now! 105 00:09:12,332 --> 00:09:14,664 All right, I'll pay you. Don't be angry, go now 106 00:09:14,734 --> 00:09:17,669 Take it easy. Drop her 107 00:09:17,737 --> 00:09:20,729 Bye, darling. Hurry up 108 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:25,206 Garam Masala magazine. Sure. 109 00:09:28,014 --> 00:09:29,675 Garam Masala magazine. 110 00:09:32,852 --> 00:09:34,342 Yes. So? 111 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:38,680 You promised a dinner with me this Saturday 112 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:42,689 where? - A new chinese restaurant... 113 00:09:43,096 --> 00:09:46,896 china Town. I have booked the table 114 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:50,868 I'll wait for you outside the Restaurant at 5:30 sharp 115 00:09:51,037 --> 00:09:52,231 Hi Mac. 116 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:56,167 Let's meet at 5:30 tomorrow. We'll have your favourite food... 117 00:09:56,242 --> 00:09:59,211 at the new chinese restaurant china Town. What do you think? 118 00:09:59,979 --> 00:10:02,777 After dinner, we'll go for a movie. Okay? 119 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:05,711 Programme fixed? - Ok. - See you tomorrow! - Mac! Mac! 120 00:10:13,059 --> 00:10:17,723 Tell him. - Sir, it's time you gave us a raise 121 00:10:18,898 --> 00:10:22,994 Also give us a car and a three-bedroom flat 122 00:10:24,003 --> 00:10:28,201 No way. I'm thinking of giving a fivefold raise... 123 00:10:28,274 --> 00:10:31,141 a bungalow and a Mercedes each 124 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:34,943 You are joking, sir. - Who started it? 125 00:10:36,082 --> 00:10:39,745 Morons! I'm planning to halve your pay checks 126 00:10:40,019 --> 00:10:46,754 I spent 300,000 for the cover page, and what do you guys give me? 127 00:10:46,826 --> 00:10:50,956 I can't see a thing. - Not me! He shot it 128 00:10:51,931 --> 00:10:53,762 And this? - He shot it 129 00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:57,762 Aren't you guys ashamed? I sent you to the inaugural function... 130 00:10:57,837 --> 00:11:00,931 because the chief Minister was the chief guest. 131 00:11:01,174 --> 00:11:03,108 And the photos you got... 132 00:11:03,242 --> 00:11:06,109 he is not to be seen here! What's this? 133 00:11:06,279 --> 00:11:11,046 Scissors and breasts! Legs and a headless chief Minister 134 00:11:11,184 --> 00:11:15,177 Sir, it's the camera. You must give us sophisticated cameras 135 00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:18,788 cameras? Learn photography first 136 00:11:19,125 --> 00:11:22,788 Look, if this continues, I'm going to fire you guys 137 00:11:23,129 --> 00:11:26,189 Sorry, we won't repeat this mistake. - Yes sir, sorry 138 00:11:26,299 --> 00:11:27,857 Something is approaching, know what? 139 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,865 Yes sir, my birthday. - Damn 140 00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:34,300 Not your birthday. International press photography competition 141 00:11:35,074 --> 00:11:39,067 Get some photos that I can send over and make our company famous 142 00:11:39,312 --> 00:11:41,075 Am I to send legs there? 143 00:11:42,148 --> 00:11:47,814 If you can't give me pictures, I'll make peons out of you! 144 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:50,151 Go away. Don't make my blood pressure rise 145 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:53,818 who is she? Whose legs are these? - keep the legs here and get lost 146 00:11:54,027 --> 00:11:56,825 The boss orders us to leave. Let's get to work 147 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,088 Sorry, sir 148 00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:00,156 Leave 149 00:12:03,836 --> 00:12:06,236 Haven't I told you to turn off the tap after bathing? 150 00:12:06,906 --> 00:12:10,307 I always turn it off after you bathe! - You should do that 151 00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:14,176 Because, I'm the boss here. - company gives me this accommodation 152 00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:17,375 Thank me for that. They don't care about you anyway 153 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:19,850 Now stop chewing my brains, I got to leave 154 00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:23,247 I'm leaving too. Where are you going? - To the temple. Coming? 155 00:12:23,356 --> 00:12:28,316 No. I'm going to the zoo. Coming? - Not after watching you! 156 00:12:52,218 --> 00:12:54,880 C'mon. Hurry up and get ready. 157 00:12:56,222 --> 00:12:57,280 Shirt...? 158 00:13:04,297 --> 00:13:05,389 Sorry. 159 00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:48,471 What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 160 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:50,338 Maggie called me. - Maggie called me! 161 00:13:50,476 --> 00:13:55,209 Easy, easy. I didn't call you guys, you guys called me here 162 00:13:55,348 --> 00:13:57,942 I called Maggie here. - I too called her 163 00:13:58,017 --> 00:14:00,451 damn you! - No fights. We'll have dinner together 164 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,283 All right, I'll foot the bill. - I'll foot the bill. It's my party 165 00:14:04,357 --> 00:14:06,951 pay yours, I'll foot Maggie's bill. - Why don't we eat first? 166 00:14:07,026 --> 00:14:08,960 Let's decide it later. - All right 167 00:14:09,028 --> 00:14:10,120 Let me go! 168 00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,629 God! Both of you, leave me 169 00:14:16,569 --> 00:14:17,968 Get lost! 170 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:23,233 Are you blind? - Bloody idiot 171 00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:24,970 Sorry. - Go and hit him 172 00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:27,305 Let's go, darling 173 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,009 Your food, sir. 174 00:15:00,413 --> 00:15:03,678 Maggie, I ordered this for you. Especially, for your eyes 175 00:15:03,749 --> 00:15:07,480 Your eyes are perfect. Eat what I ordered for you 176 00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:11,011 It's good for your heart and mind. - You need brains, you eat 177 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:13,024 I have brains. - So why don't you bring it? 178 00:15:13,092 --> 00:15:15,026 Shut up! - Cool 179 00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:17,628 don't fight. I'll eat both. Let's eat... 180 00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:20,029 I'm very hungry. - Okay, darling 181 00:15:20,199 --> 00:15:23,032 do it fast. Don't waste your time on one table 182 00:15:27,306 --> 00:15:29,035 Eat this, good for you thighs... eyes 183 00:15:33,212 --> 00:15:34,577 I said, I'll pay. - I'll pay 184 00:15:34,647 --> 00:15:37,241 I pay! - Not fair. It's my party 185 00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,214 I'll pay for myself and Maggie. - It's not tip, it's a bill 186 00:15:40,386 --> 00:15:42,320 You carry on... eat my share too. 187 00:15:44,223 --> 00:15:46,316 This dinner's on me. Nobody pays. 188 00:15:47,526 --> 00:15:51,053 Forget it, Sam. Next time. Let him pay this time 189 00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,393 If you say so. But I don't take favours 190 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:58,064 come on Sam, don't fight now. Cool down 191 00:15:58,137 --> 00:15:59,399 Let me have something. 192 00:16:05,244 --> 00:16:06,404 Where's my wallet? 193 00:16:15,488 --> 00:16:17,080 Where are you looking? 194 00:16:21,260 --> 00:16:22,420 Stupid! 195 00:16:29,435 --> 00:16:31,096 Shut up, you... 196 00:16:37,276 --> 00:16:39,608 come with me 197 00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:44,275 The stupid is disturbing. Where was I...? People ogle at you... 198 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:47,445 Friend... 199 00:16:48,521 --> 00:16:51,615 I'm sorry, I broke your heart 200 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:55,291 I shouldn't be doing this. Foot the bill, please 201 00:16:55,394 --> 00:16:58,386 There you are! Now you know that Maggie is with me 202 00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:00,125 I should be paying the bill. - Yes. 203 00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:02,394 Sorry. Good you didn't wear glasses. - Why? 204 00:17:02,468 --> 00:17:05,335 Your lenses... great colour. Looks good on you 205 00:17:05,404 --> 00:17:06,666 You like it? - Yes 206 00:17:07,406 --> 00:17:09,340 Are you going to eat those cherries? 207 00:17:13,646 --> 00:17:16,638 No. Do you want it? - I like cherries very much. 208 00:17:16,749 --> 00:17:20,685 You mind it, don't you? - Mind what? 209 00:17:20,753 --> 00:17:23,153 I know you're feeling bad. Here, pay the bill 210 00:17:25,324 --> 00:17:27,554 Are you crazy? - Go ahead 211 00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:30,561 You foot it. - Not fair 212 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:35,164 Forget it. Go dutch on it 213 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:39,498 I'll be back, I got to go to the loo. - Okay 214 00:17:50,449 --> 00:17:51,780 Madam, bill. - They are paying 215 00:17:51,851 --> 00:17:55,184 They left. They said, you will pay. - What...? 216 00:18:05,531 --> 00:18:08,364 Greetings, sir. - Yes, son? Can I help you? 217 00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:12,196 Perhaps you have no idea, I'm a great fan of yours 218 00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:17,271 I want a photograph from you that has never been published or seen 219 00:18:18,477 --> 00:18:23,210 And... the negative too. It's for my personal collection 220 00:18:23,616 --> 00:18:26,210 I'm willing to pay any price, sir 221 00:18:27,686 --> 00:18:30,211 I don't have photos right now... 222 00:18:30,289 --> 00:18:33,554 ...but I got some negatives that you can take 223 00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:35,724 Fine? - Yes, sir 224 00:18:46,405 --> 00:18:51,240 Your father fixed your wedding, with the consent of the two of you 225 00:18:51,444 --> 00:18:56,438 But ever since you were engaged, I've only seen you brawling 226 00:18:56,582 --> 00:19:01,645 Your fathers were childhood Friends, they were thick friends 227 00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:05,656 They came here and together they joined the Indian Embassy 228 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:10,585 Give him water. They retired together and went back to India 229 00:19:11,664 --> 00:19:14,531 don't fight and break their friendship 230 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:17,465 If you don't want to marry, decide it right now 231 00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,729 I never said I don't want to marry 232 00:19:21,607 --> 00:19:26,271 Okay, I'm sorry. I'll take you out for movies twice a week... 233 00:19:26,345 --> 00:19:28,813 I'll take you out thrice for dinner, and... 234 00:19:28,881 --> 00:19:33,284 your birthday is on the 27th. See, I remember, I didn't forget 235 00:19:34,553 --> 00:19:36,885 On that day I'll be with you from morning to evening 236 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,456 And I'll only take your pictures. Okay? 237 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,553 If only you keep your promise! - The day you become a doctor... 238 00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:51,467 I'll send the two of you to India and get your married. Now don't belch! 239 00:19:53,639 --> 00:19:55,300 Maggie didn't come today 240 00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,306 congratulations. - Congratulations 241 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:08,852 congratulations! - Congratulations 242 00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:14,319 Shyam, the award you have won has made our company famous 243 00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:17,394 what award? - International press photography award 244 00:20:17,496 --> 00:20:19,794 didn't you see? All the newspapers are carrying your picture 245 00:20:19,865 --> 00:20:23,801 You have been promoted too. - The company gets 10 million in reward 246 00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:27,327 One million is for you. - Thank you, sir 247 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,407 And a free one-month trip to America 248 00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,536 I want to give you something else. - What else? 249 00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:36,806 Your pay is doubled right away. - And you listen... 250 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:41,410 give him the motorcycle key and the flat keys to him 251 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:46,750 And from now on, he is your boss. He's senior, you are junior. Dig that? 252 00:20:46,859 --> 00:20:49,692 Shyam come, we got to talk. - Thank you, sir 253 00:20:49,828 --> 00:20:51,352 Move it 254 00:20:59,872 --> 00:21:02,363 what crap! How can he get an award? 255 00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:06,568 Sir, you know that he's a bad shot, but you guys... 256 00:21:07,646 --> 00:21:10,376 He holds a camera like he's holding a coconut 257 00:21:10,649 --> 00:21:14,449 I know you guys well. The two of you hardly know photography 258 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:18,383 But he gets an award! - Sir, he's a fraud! A cheat 259 00:21:18,457 --> 00:21:21,585 He steals photographs for competitions 260 00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:24,719 I know where he stole those photographs from 261 00:21:24,897 --> 00:21:28,594 But he's made our magazine Garam Masala famous 262 00:21:28,801 --> 00:21:31,395 Sir, I will fight. I will not leave this 263 00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:33,470 This war has to be... - Shut up! 264 00:21:33,606 --> 00:21:35,665 Silence, idiot 265 00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:38,574 This hunger has heated up your brains 266 00:21:38,744 --> 00:21:42,578 Attend tonight's party and stuff yourself. It will cool your brains 267 00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:45,413 But I will fight 268 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:47,415 Out you go! 269 00:21:49,154 --> 00:21:50,416 I will fight. 270 00:22:09,775 --> 00:22:12,437 He stole my heart on the sly 271 00:22:12,511 --> 00:22:14,843 Lord, he took my heart away 272 00:22:14,947 --> 00:22:18,508 He made me belong to him, showed me beautiful dreams... 273 00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:19,982 ...and took my heart away 274 00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:22,610 On the sly... 275 00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,951 ...he stole my heart 276 00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:29,852 On the sly... he stole my heart 277 00:23:00,092 --> 00:23:03,755 My love, you are handsome 278 00:23:03,996 --> 00:23:06,487 You fascinate me 279 00:23:06,565 --> 00:23:08,658 You are mine 280 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:13,669 My love, you are handsome 281 00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:16,171 You fascinate me 282 00:23:16,775 --> 00:23:18,766 You are mine 283 00:23:20,846 --> 00:23:23,508 You have set my heart racing 284 00:23:23,582 --> 00:23:25,914 You have robbed me of my peace 285 00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:30,683 At the very first sight, my heart writhed in agony 286 00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:33,781 On the sly... 287 00:23:33,859 --> 00:23:35,850 you stole my heart 288 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:38,519 On the sly... 289 00:23:38,697 --> 00:23:41,029 you stole my heart 290 00:24:10,963 --> 00:24:14,831 My love, the fragrance of your breath... 291 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:16,959 and the magic in your words... 292 00:24:17,569 --> 00:24:19,730 make me lose my composure 293 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:24,564 My love, the fragrance of your breath... 294 00:24:24,977 --> 00:24:27,172 and the magic in your words... 295 00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:32,115 make me lose my composure 296 00:24:32,184 --> 00:24:34,846 I don't know when I fell in love 297 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,581 I don't know when I gave in 298 00:24:36,855 --> 00:24:39,585 You looked into my eyes... 299 00:24:39,658 --> 00:24:41,785 and said a thousand things 300 00:24:41,927 --> 00:24:44,589 On the sly... 301 00:24:44,663 --> 00:24:46,858 you stole my heart 302 00:24:46,999 --> 00:24:49,593 On the sly... 303 00:24:49,668 --> 00:24:51,761 you stole my heart 304 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:54,768 You stole my heart on the sly 305 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:57,101 Lord, she took my heart away 306 00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:04,605 On the sly... 307 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:07,015 you stole my heart 308 00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:12,022 On the sly you stole my heart 309 00:25:23,969 --> 00:25:28,804 Ladies and gentlemen, we dedicate this evening to Shyam 310 00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:33,633 Friends, I'm happy that... 311 00:25:33,812 --> 00:25:40,115 Shyam has brought glory to our magazine Garam Masala 312 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:45,145 Glory that makes it hotter and spicier 313 00:25:45,824 --> 00:25:49,817 On behalf of the company, we congratulate Shyam 314 00:25:49,995 --> 00:25:53,658 we also pray for the success of his American trip 315 00:25:53,732 --> 00:25:58,328 So Shyam's here's to you... a Bon Voyage. 316 00:25:58,670 --> 00:26:00,831 Thank you, sir. 317 00:26:02,007 --> 00:26:04,942 Bon voyage, my foot! Bloody freeloader 318 00:26:05,944 --> 00:26:09,072 A free trip to America for stealing photographs. Moron 319 00:26:09,147 --> 00:26:12,674 don't you guys have self-respect? Why are you clapping? Are you crazy? 320 00:26:34,773 --> 00:26:37,708 This friendship... 321 00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:42,040 ...we shall never break 322 00:26:44,049 --> 00:26:46,711 Stop singing, will you? Stop it 323 00:26:46,885 --> 00:26:49,718 don't sing on friendship, please! Stop it 324 00:26:49,888 --> 00:26:51,879 Sing something else. - Sing what? 325 00:26:52,891 --> 00:26:54,051 I'll sing 326 00:26:55,928 --> 00:27:00,058 You are made neither for the earth nor for the sky 327 00:27:00,132 --> 00:27:05,001 what makes you sing melancholy? - Your identity is... 328 00:27:07,005 --> 00:27:09,735 why pick a rotten song? 329 00:27:11,076 --> 00:27:13,738 Forget your friend. He stole pictures... 330 00:27:13,812 --> 00:27:16,804 ...won an award and flew off, didn't he? 331 00:27:17,282 --> 00:27:22,345 So hear me. If you play the music of honesty, you will go deaf someday 332 00:27:24,156 --> 00:27:29,753 Someone rightly said. Behind every bit of luck there's a horrible crime 333 00:27:30,295 --> 00:27:33,753 whose line was it? - Not mine. Carry on 334 00:27:33,832 --> 00:27:36,426 whoever said that, he was right 335 00:27:37,035 --> 00:27:43,372 Money is truth. If you have money, you have everything. Else, nothing 336 00:27:43,942 --> 00:27:47,969 You lost your house, your motorbike, your girl... they belong to him now 337 00:27:48,113 --> 00:27:51,276 Moreover, he is your boss now. Don't you want to defeat him? 338 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:53,779 If I have my way... 339 00:27:53,852 --> 00:27:57,948 ...l'll build a villa opposite the house he snatched from me 340 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:03,184 I'll have three imported cars for the motorbike he took away 341 00:28:03,395 --> 00:28:07,798 I'll snatch all his girlfriends away for taking my girlfriend Maggie 342 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:14,801 But how's that possible? The girls we like, never like us 343 00:28:15,073 --> 00:28:17,974 And the girls who like us, who cares about them? 344 00:28:18,143 --> 00:28:21,806 Don't worry about girls, moron. I'll introduce you to beauties 345 00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:24,972 But wait, I'm not running a home of charity 346 00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:27,812 My help doesn't come for free 347 00:28:27,886 --> 00:28:30,150 I know, freeloader 348 00:28:30,989 --> 00:28:33,981 How wide does your mouth open? - The size of your pocket 349 00:28:34,159 --> 00:28:38,823 But look, today's girls don't care for looks but for bank balance 350 00:28:38,897 --> 00:28:43,095 They look at the house, the car and the credit cards you possess 351 00:28:43,168 --> 00:28:45,159 You dig, Romeo? 352 00:28:50,008 --> 00:28:51,839 Hi. - Please sit 353 00:28:53,912 --> 00:28:58,849 He's the one who waits outside the airport for you. Been a year now 354 00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:02,250 just to meet you, just to say hello 355 00:29:02,387 --> 00:29:07,017 This is pooja. Airhostess. She works for Fast Air 356 00:29:07,192 --> 00:29:08,853 Hi. I'm Makrand 357 00:29:09,027 --> 00:29:12,053 Hi. I'm Sweety from HiFi Airways 358 00:29:12,264 --> 00:29:16,860 You can call me Mac. - I'm deepti, from jet Speed Airways 359 00:29:20,872 --> 00:29:23,534 God spins the wheels of fortune really well 360 00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:27,038 He turns a king into a pauper and a pauper into a king 361 00:29:27,212 --> 00:29:30,875 It's not God who spun the wheels. It's the fatso 362 00:29:30,949 --> 00:29:34,077 The chief editor. He helped me 363 00:29:34,152 --> 00:29:37,883 whatever. When Shyam returns, he will boss you around 364 00:29:37,956 --> 00:29:41,483 And you'll have to obey him quietly. - That's not worrying me 365 00:29:41,893 --> 00:29:46,091 But, Maggie kissed him before me! Well, I got three chicks now 366 00:29:46,231 --> 00:29:49,166 Maggie looks like a noodle before them. - Where did you find them? 367 00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:53,902 Why do you worry about that? You were supposed to show me a house 368 00:29:53,972 --> 00:29:56,167 Yes, the house... 369 00:29:56,241 --> 00:29:59,438 Stop droning. Tell me where it is. - There is one 370 00:29:59,511 --> 00:30:02,105 where? - You'll have to cheat 371 00:30:02,180 --> 00:30:05,115 I don't want to be jailed. Don't get me into wrong things. Tell me... 372 00:30:05,183 --> 00:30:07,242 where do I find a house? - There's no risk 373 00:30:07,452 --> 00:30:12,253 My ex-boss' flat's always empty. He had bought it for his daughter 374 00:30:12,424 --> 00:30:15,916 She now lives in America. The babe's real hot! 375 00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:21,597 But she is not straight, you know. She lives with a black guy... 376 00:30:21,933 --> 00:30:25,334 hasn't married yet. And her father doesn't even know about it 377 00:30:26,404 --> 00:30:29,271 Let me tell you the biggest risk 378 00:30:30,108 --> 00:30:31,268 Forget it. - Tell me 379 00:30:31,443 --> 00:30:35,402 I won't tell anyone, I swear. - I mustn't talk about the girl... 380 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,608 Not the girl! About the house! - The flat is always empty 381 00:30:38,683 --> 00:30:40,480 He is looking for a caretaker. 382 00:30:40,552 --> 00:30:42,952 If you can turn him around and get the job... 383 00:30:43,021 --> 00:30:45,489 the flat will be yours. - So take me to him 384 00:30:45,557 --> 00:30:51,018 If you take me, you'll never get the flat. Rather you'll be thrashed 385 00:30:51,229 --> 00:30:55,165 why will he hit me? - The man is ruthless, I say 386 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:59,293 I had run up a debt at a liquor bar, so I sold the tyres of his Mercedes 387 00:30:59,471 --> 00:31:03,134 I thought I'll put the tyres back when I have the money 388 00:31:03,308 --> 00:31:06,971 He fired me over such a minor thing. The bloody sonofagun! 389 00:31:07,045 --> 00:31:09,513 All right, listen to me 390 00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:14,445 I'll fix the old man. But I need a car for those beauties 391 00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:17,181 don't worry about the car. I'll give you a car... 392 00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:19,155 prettier than the girls. 393 00:31:19,324 --> 00:31:21,519 But you won't get the same car daily. No guarantees 394 00:31:21,593 --> 00:31:24,528 Never mind. - Tell your girls you got several cars 395 00:31:25,463 --> 00:31:27,522 Listen... - Yes? 396 00:31:27,599 --> 00:31:33,060 No liquor, no cars. Just steering wheels 397 00:31:33,138 --> 00:31:36,073 You are crazy! 398 00:31:36,508 --> 00:31:41,002 Name? - Makrand Godbole. They call me Mac 399 00:31:41,346 --> 00:31:46,181 what work do you do? - I'm looking for a job 400 00:31:47,285 --> 00:31:50,413 But I want to tell you a sad story about me 401 00:31:51,423 --> 00:31:56,087 So you are a writer? - No, sir 402 00:31:56,194 --> 00:32:01,188 parents, siblings, uncle and aunts... they are all I have in this world 403 00:32:03,368 --> 00:32:05,029 I'm their only support 404 00:32:06,037 --> 00:32:07,231 So what can I do? 405 00:32:07,439 --> 00:32:10,704 What can you do? Give me work, sir 406 00:32:12,377 --> 00:32:16,245 know how to drive? - I know. But I don't drive 407 00:32:16,448 --> 00:32:20,043 My horoscope predicts a major accident if I drive for someone 408 00:32:22,387 --> 00:32:27,324 do you cook? - I do, but I always add too much salt 409 00:32:28,226 --> 00:32:29,386 what can you do then? 410 00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:35,559 Can you take care of a house? - That I can do very well 411 00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:40,565 I don't normally trust strangers 412 00:32:42,407 --> 00:32:44,068 But you seem to be from a good family 413 00:32:44,609 --> 00:32:47,077 I'm always out of the country 414 00:32:47,412 --> 00:32:51,075 I got a flat at port Louis. Collect the key from me tomorrow 415 00:32:56,421 --> 00:32:58,286 who? - Open up 416 00:33:00,358 --> 00:33:01,416 who's that? 417 00:33:03,495 --> 00:33:05,360 I told you about him 418 00:33:10,502 --> 00:33:15,701 didn't I tell you? He's Mambo 419 00:33:17,175 --> 00:33:18,301 call him here 420 00:33:18,376 --> 00:33:24,110 Uncle, he is Mr. Makrand. People call him Mac 421 00:33:24,449 --> 00:33:27,282 Hello. - Attitude problem 422 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:29,646 did you tell him? - Explained him everything 423 00:33:29,721 --> 00:33:31,586 Told him about me? - Clearly 424 00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:34,124 I want a mixer, I don't make chutney... 425 00:33:34,192 --> 00:33:37,286 ...I want a grinder, I can't knead dough... 426 00:33:37,462 --> 00:33:39,521 I want a gas stove, no outdated stoves. 427 00:33:39,597 --> 00:33:41,292 Washing machine. Doesn't wash clothes 428 00:33:41,533 --> 00:33:42,727 He wants a dishwasher... 429 00:33:42,801 --> 00:33:45,531 ...and a huge fridge, because he can't cook everyday 430 00:33:46,304 --> 00:33:49,603 Television. - If cricket is on, he'll cook at night 431 00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:51,801 If it's a day-night match, you will order something 432 00:33:52,310 --> 00:33:56,679 I will go to the market, and nobody questions me about accounts 433 00:33:57,482 --> 00:33:59,814 Sure. Anything else? That's all? 434 00:34:00,318 --> 00:34:02,149 Can I talk now? - Sure 435 00:34:02,487 --> 00:34:05,752 Actually... we are young people 436 00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:12,357 we play around and have fun. So... 437 00:34:12,497 --> 00:34:16,558 I don't want any interference. - I don't care. Do as you like 438 00:34:16,668 --> 00:34:19,694 My demands have to be met and I must get my pay check on the 1 st 439 00:34:21,373 --> 00:34:22,670 Fine. You are appointed 440 00:34:37,522 --> 00:34:43,188 when we first met, I was wondering where I've seen you before 441 00:34:43,361 --> 00:34:45,795 Then I remembered where 442 00:34:46,531 --> 00:34:48,522 You are the girl I dreamt about 443 00:34:49,667 --> 00:34:51,692 know what this is? - What? 444 00:34:53,371 --> 00:34:55,202 A ring. A ring that passed down... 445 00:34:55,273 --> 00:34:58,401 ...from my great grandmother to my grandmother 446 00:34:58,476 --> 00:35:02,207 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 447 00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:08,751 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 448 00:35:09,621 --> 00:35:14,684 And guess what? God heard my prayers and He gave me a life partner 449 00:35:14,759 --> 00:35:15,817 Really? 450 00:35:16,561 --> 00:35:18,620 What are you doing? Why did you take it off? 451 00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:26,227 You are my fiancee now. I'll give it to you the day we marry 452 00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:29,737 After that, this ring will always shine on your finger 453 00:35:30,308 --> 00:35:31,434 So sweet 454 00:35:34,446 --> 00:35:36,437 chhagan! 455 00:35:36,514 --> 00:35:37,640 Drive 456 00:35:38,516 --> 00:35:39,642 Babban! 457 00:35:43,321 --> 00:35:44,754 Stop 458 00:35:48,426 --> 00:35:49,586 come on 459 00:35:52,664 --> 00:35:55,326 know what this is? - A ring 460 00:35:55,667 --> 00:35:57,760 But it's a very special ring 461 00:35:58,603 --> 00:36:00,730 A ring that was passed down from my great grandmother to my grandmother 462 00:36:00,872 --> 00:36:04,273 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 463 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:09,536 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 464 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:11,442 That's what I'm doing now 465 00:36:17,455 --> 00:36:19,286 what are you doing? 466 00:36:23,695 --> 00:36:28,894 Now that you are my fiancee, I'll give it to you the day we marry 467 00:36:30,702 --> 00:36:33,796 After that, this ring will always shine on your finger 468 00:36:34,372 --> 00:36:35,703 I love you. Mac. - Control... c'mon! 469 00:36:48,653 --> 00:36:50,314 Your fingers looks so bare 470 00:36:51,589 --> 00:36:54,319 know what? This ring passed down... 471 00:36:54,392 --> 00:36:56,326 ...from my great grandmother to my grandmother 472 00:36:56,494 --> 00:36:59,986 From my grandmother to my mother and then to me 473 00:37:00,665 --> 00:37:06,399 I was told to give it to my life partner whenever I meet her 474 00:37:06,804 --> 00:37:09,739 And I found you. I'm so happy 475 00:37:11,743 --> 00:37:13,335 No... not now... 476 00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:17,838 why? - You are my fiancée now 477 00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:20,877 I'll give it to you the day we marry 478 00:37:21,886 --> 00:37:24,616 Let me go. - Feeling shy, eh? 479 00:37:24,856 --> 00:37:26,847 Indian girls are great 480 00:37:37,702 --> 00:37:40,535 I see the sky... 481 00:37:41,706 --> 00:37:44,766 I see the earth... 482 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:48,873 wherever I see... 483 00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:52,047 I find you 484 00:37:59,724 --> 00:38:02,386 I see the sky... 485 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,586 I see the earth... 486 00:38:06,731 --> 00:38:10,394 wherever I see... 487 00:38:10,468 --> 00:38:12,902 I find you 488 00:38:14,739 --> 00:38:20,405 In every spectacle, I see you 489 00:38:21,946 --> 00:38:25,404 There's no place... 490 00:38:25,483 --> 00:38:28,418 where I don't find you 491 00:38:46,938 --> 00:38:50,430 who lent elegance... 492 00:38:50,508 --> 00:38:53,841 ...to this marblesque body...? 493 00:38:54,512 --> 00:38:58,448 To these dreamy eyes...? 494 00:38:58,516 --> 00:39:01,451 To this beautiful face? 495 00:39:02,987 --> 00:39:05,615 You are my destination 496 00:39:05,790 --> 00:39:08,918 You are my desire 497 00:39:09,861 --> 00:39:13,456 The Spring... 498 00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:16,964 the marvels... 499 00:39:17,669 --> 00:39:21,537 and the stars, without you... 500 00:39:21,606 --> 00:39:24,074 I have never seen them 501 00:39:25,677 --> 00:39:28,669 I see the sky... 502 00:39:29,013 --> 00:39:32,005 I see the earth... 503 00:39:32,817 --> 00:39:36,651 wherever I see... 504 00:39:36,754 --> 00:39:39,655 I find you 505 00:39:42,226 --> 00:39:45,491 You're mine... and only you... 506 00:39:45,963 --> 00:39:48,989 You make my dreams come true... 507 00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:52,993 I want only you... girl, only you... 508 00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:57,564 I love you... Iove you... Iove you... only you... 509 00:40:05,850 --> 00:40:09,047 From your eyes flows... 510 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:12,521 a strange intoxication 511 00:40:13,057 --> 00:40:16,515 dazes one and all 512 00:40:16,694 --> 00:40:20,528 It's an incredible moment 513 00:40:20,865 --> 00:40:24,733 Your radiance captivates me 514 00:40:24,802 --> 00:40:27,930 You are my only obsession 515 00:40:28,873 --> 00:40:31,933 My love... 516 00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:35,873 I shall... 517 00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:38,875 never find... 518 00:40:38,950 --> 00:40:42,545 a beauty like you 519 00:40:44,088 --> 00:40:47,546 I see the sky... 520 00:40:47,725 --> 00:40:51,058 I see the earth... 521 00:40:51,896 --> 00:40:55,559 wherever I see... 522 00:40:55,633 --> 00:40:58,067 I find you 523 00:41:18,656 --> 00:41:21,591 pooja... - Honey, I'm here 524 00:41:21,659 --> 00:41:24,321 There! Hurry up, or we'll be late 525 00:41:26,397 --> 00:41:28,661 I'm sorry, I started without you. - Never mind. No formalities. 526 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:34,104 Thank you. When are you coming back? - The day after tomorrow 527 00:41:34,172 --> 00:41:39,041 The day after tomorrow By which flight? - IA 9436 528 00:41:39,110 --> 00:41:41,601 The Mumbai flight that flies back? - Right 529 00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:44,671 when will you be leaving? - Next day 530 00:41:44,949 --> 00:41:47,611 Next day. Okay 531 00:41:48,019 --> 00:41:51,614 Tell me something, honey. What do you keep writing? 532 00:41:51,689 --> 00:41:55,022 Do you think you are a pilot? You keep track of every minute of mine 533 00:41:55,092 --> 00:41:58,619 Business is stressing, and I'm busy. I have to sort things out 534 00:41:58,696 --> 00:42:03,030 So that when you come home, I can spend time with you 535 00:42:03,100 --> 00:42:05,295 we can be together. Water please 536 00:42:08,973 --> 00:42:10,031 Mambo! 537 00:42:10,141 --> 00:42:14,305 Make two cups of tea! - Making tea is not that easy 538 00:42:14,378 --> 00:42:18,144 It's a tough job. Look at me! You got to light the gas stove... 539 00:42:18,216 --> 00:42:22,983 boil water, put tea-leaves, add sugar and milk to make tea 540 00:42:23,054 --> 00:42:26,046 prayers don't grant you tea! - Mambo! 541 00:42:26,123 --> 00:42:28,990 Don't you talk about prayers! Go and get some tea 542 00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,994 don't you scream at me! I'm not deaf 543 00:42:32,830 --> 00:42:36,732 Hear that? He has scissors for a tongue. I told you to fire him 544 00:42:36,801 --> 00:42:39,736 why don't you kick him out? - It's no good 545 00:42:39,804 --> 00:42:46,004 The poor man is fickle-minded. Just yesterday he was praising you 546 00:42:46,077 --> 00:42:48,068 Lies! He never praises me 547 00:42:48,145 --> 00:42:51,012 when I first came here, he treated me like a guest 548 00:42:51,082 --> 00:42:53,073 But now he acts as if he's doing me a favour 549 00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:55,744 Listen, you are mistaken 550 00:42:55,820 --> 00:43:00,018 He is like an old man fed up of his children 551 00:43:00,091 --> 00:43:05,085 You get me? He's like your father. His heart's full of love 552 00:43:05,162 --> 00:43:10,031 So why does he hide it? Why can't he be like us, honey? 553 00:43:10,101 --> 00:43:13,366 How can he be like us? He's an old man... 554 00:43:13,437 --> 00:43:17,703 about to hit the grave. To hell with the old man 555 00:43:17,775 --> 00:43:21,711 who is an old man? Did you call me an old man? 556 00:43:21,779 --> 00:43:27,046 Who called you old man? - I'm not deaf. You called me old man 557 00:43:27,785 --> 00:43:31,778 Yes, he said that. So what are you going to do? Will he call you a kid? 558 00:43:31,856 --> 00:43:34,723 Damn you! Your father might be an old man! 559 00:43:35,793 --> 00:43:38,785 She's going to down a plane someday. Calls me an old man! 560 00:43:38,863 --> 00:43:41,058 Airplane, my foot! She can't even ride a bicycle 561 00:43:41,899 --> 00:43:46,063 I have told you! Shut your ears. Please 562 00:43:46,137 --> 00:43:49,903 Say you will. - Eyes shut, ears shut! 563 00:43:49,974 --> 00:43:54,172 Go and get the lady's bag. - My eyes are shut 564 00:43:54,245 --> 00:43:57,146 Open your eyes for five seconds. - If I find her bag in time, fine 565 00:43:57,214 --> 00:43:59,910 Or she leaves without her bag. - Don't talk back 566 00:43:59,984 --> 00:44:04,819 I warned him. See, he quietly went to get your bag 567 00:44:04,889 --> 00:44:06,083 Mambo, quick 568 00:44:15,933 --> 00:44:18,094 Honey, I'll miss you a lot. - Even I'll miss you 569 00:44:18,169 --> 00:44:21,764 I don't feel like going. - Go on, you need to work 570 00:44:21,839 --> 00:44:25,935 Go now, come on. Don't keep standing for too long. Bye 571 00:44:26,010 --> 00:44:27,773 where's she now? 572 00:44:40,124 --> 00:44:43,958 Did I keep you waiting? - No. I came only a minute ago 573 00:44:44,028 --> 00:44:46,462 But that one minute felt like a hundred years 574 00:44:46,530 --> 00:44:48,464 come, let's go. - My bag 575 00:44:48,532 --> 00:44:50,466 Okay lets go. - Come. 576 00:45:07,485 --> 00:45:11,979 One leaves, another comes. Bangkok departure, Singapore arrival 577 00:45:19,897 --> 00:45:23,162 Every time I come here, I see that man in the same position 578 00:45:23,234 --> 00:45:26,897 don't you keep him busy? You are too lenient towards him 579 00:45:28,906 --> 00:45:31,431 what are you hiding? - Nothing 580 00:45:31,509 --> 00:45:36,503 Then why are your hands behind you? - It's his style. Never mind 581 00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:38,571 why doesn't he show it? I want to see it 582 00:45:38,649 --> 00:45:42,176 I can't show it. - I want to see. - Take her away 583 00:45:42,253 --> 00:45:45,450 No whispering! I don't want to see it. keep it with you 584 00:45:45,523 --> 00:45:49,516 Let's go to our room and chat. Get into a nightgown... 585 00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:53,188 No! I'm not leaving until he shows what he is hiding 586 00:45:53,264 --> 00:45:56,597 If I show you, there'll be a storm! 587 00:45:56,667 --> 00:45:58,601 Come what may, I'm going to see it 588 00:45:58,669 --> 00:46:00,034 You want to see it? - Yes 589 00:46:00,104 --> 00:46:02,265 You want to see it? I'll show it. - Show 590 00:46:02,339 --> 00:46:06,036 My pants are torn, and I'm not wearing underwear 591 00:46:06,110 --> 00:46:09,204 don't tell me I didn't warn you. Want to see it? 592 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,942 Want to see it? - Damn 593 00:46:15,953 --> 00:46:17,284 Hold it 594 00:46:17,354 --> 00:46:20,050 I guess I deserve a raise 595 00:46:20,124 --> 00:46:21,887 In trying to save you... 596 00:46:21,959 --> 00:46:24,052 ...my pants are really going to be ripped off someday 597 00:46:37,074 --> 00:46:41,238 what are you cooking? I don't want sandwiches. Make malai-kofta 598 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:50,084 what's this? - Call it anything you wish 599 00:46:50,154 --> 00:46:53,590 we call it mutton cutlet. - What? For whom? 600 00:46:53,657 --> 00:46:56,922 Mac only eats what I eat. - Ask him 601 00:46:57,995 --> 00:47:03,126 Yes, honey? - Whom is the mutton cutlet for? 602 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:08,536 Mutton cutlet - why did he make it? I think he has his way around here 603 00:47:08,606 --> 00:47:11,006 How can you stand it? - You are right 604 00:47:14,278 --> 00:47:16,439 why did you make the mutton cutlet? 605 00:47:18,015 --> 00:47:21,007 Who did you ask before making it? 606 00:47:21,085 --> 00:47:24,953 You don't know who ate it? - Do you eat mutton, Mac? 607 00:47:25,022 --> 00:47:27,456 When did I eat mutton? - Did I say you ate? 608 00:47:27,525 --> 00:47:30,460 Then who ate it? - Someone 609 00:47:30,528 --> 00:47:34,123 who? - Want me to remind you who did? 610 00:47:34,198 --> 00:47:38,134 Tell me. - The one who had omelette... 611 00:47:38,202 --> 00:47:42,366 Hang on! I remember. Just tell me if I am right or not 612 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,305 It was my friend Shyam. - Shyam, who? 613 00:47:46,377 --> 00:47:49,972 Shyam, who? He's my friend. He came from America last night 614 00:47:51,048 --> 00:47:52,709 when did he come? This morning 615 00:47:52,783 --> 00:47:56,378 Oh yes, this morning. The cutlet was made for him 616 00:47:56,453 --> 00:48:00,617 I swear. You don't believe me? 617 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,153 Thank God you remembered 618 00:48:06,163 --> 00:48:08,324 Mac, there's an email for you 619 00:48:08,399 --> 00:48:10,731 From? - Shyam 620 00:48:10,801 --> 00:48:14,168 He's coming from America tomorrow. - Shyam's coming from America? 621 00:48:14,238 --> 00:48:17,071 You just said he had breakfast. - Who told you? 622 00:48:17,141 --> 00:48:21,168 Yes, I told you. But this Shyam is not that one 623 00:48:21,245 --> 00:48:23,509 who ate the mutton cutlet? - That one's different 624 00:48:23,581 --> 00:48:27,176 The Shyam who's coming is my friend. - Then who is this Shyam? 625 00:48:27,251 --> 00:48:31,085 Don't you know? You brought the email! - Who is that Shyam then? 626 00:48:31,155 --> 00:48:34,022 I have five friends named Shyam. Do you know all of them? 627 00:48:34,091 --> 00:48:38,425 I have five Shyams as friends, and he knows just one. 628 00:48:38,495 --> 00:48:41,430 He's crazy. He's very weird. 629 00:48:47,104 --> 00:48:50,039 Snake in the grass! You know when to grab a bite 630 00:48:50,107 --> 00:48:53,042 I didn't get this email, you dig? I don't want to talk to that ingrate 631 00:48:53,110 --> 00:48:55,704 He wants you to receive him at the airport 632 00:48:55,779 --> 00:48:59,112 My dog will receive him! - When did you get a dog? 633 00:48:59,183 --> 00:49:03,381 Is that a joke? - Look, he is your boss. You must go 634 00:49:03,454 --> 00:49:07,220 can't you tell a lie for your brother? 635 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:11,057 For a brother, yes. Of course, with an open heart 636 00:49:13,397 --> 00:49:14,694 Happily 637 00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:19,466 Enough. I can't stand more happiness 638 00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:25,404 My flight timings are going to change. 639 00:49:25,476 --> 00:49:28,070 We'll be flying only during daytime 640 00:49:28,145 --> 00:49:30,670 what time is the arrival? - I'll get to know today 641 00:49:31,415 --> 00:49:34,407 I'm dead. Got to rework the adjustments 642 00:49:34,485 --> 00:49:38,080 what adjustments? - No... my work schedule 643 00:49:38,155 --> 00:49:43,491 I'll have to adjust my schedule according to your flight timings 644 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,084 You take a bath 645 00:49:47,431 --> 00:49:48,489 Nageshwar! 646 00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:52,260 Yes? Tell me. - Where's Mac? 647 00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:56,435 I don't know. He's not coming to the office either 648 00:49:56,507 --> 00:49:59,635 I've been looking for him. He doesn't even call me 649 00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:01,439 I left three messages at his office... 650 00:50:01,512 --> 00:50:03,173 ...but he didn't call me. Please tell me 651 00:50:03,247 --> 00:50:08,116 I got to attend an urgent meeting. Bye 652 00:50:08,185 --> 00:50:11,177 where are you going? One second 653 00:50:11,455 --> 00:50:13,514 Listen to me... 654 00:50:14,191 --> 00:50:18,787 You must tell me. Where's Mac? - How can I tell you? I don't know 655 00:50:18,862 --> 00:50:21,524 You are lying. I know you can tell me 656 00:50:22,199 --> 00:50:24,463 Say, how much is it worth? 657 00:50:26,804 --> 00:50:29,466 So you'd care to grease the palm? 658 00:50:51,495 --> 00:50:57,491 The work I do here... don't tell me what people call this profession 659 00:50:57,568 --> 00:51:00,833 But if I have to continue this, you will have to double my salary 660 00:51:00,904 --> 00:51:03,498 can we sit and discuss it? - Mac! 661 00:51:06,844 --> 00:51:08,175 What happened? 662 00:51:08,579 --> 00:51:13,175 Anjali is coming. - What...? Who the hell told...? 663 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,912 Who the hell told her about this place? 664 00:51:15,986 --> 00:51:18,250 - I don't know. I saw her coming here 665 00:51:21,258 --> 00:51:25,627 You were supposed to take me out for a movie and dinner, what happened? 666 00:51:25,696 --> 00:51:28,358 And now you have moved in here! You didn't even care to call me 667 00:51:28,432 --> 00:51:30,263 If you don't like me, tell me Makrand! 668 00:51:30,334 --> 00:51:32,529 - Don't call me Makrand. Call me Mac 669 00:51:32,603 --> 00:51:35,697 And stop screaming. I command some respect here 670 00:51:35,773 --> 00:51:38,537 This house is not mine. Belongs to my friend 671 00:51:38,609 --> 00:51:41,874 My office snatched away my house. After I find a new house... 672 00:51:41,945 --> 00:51:45,540 I'll take you anywhere you want. Restaurants, movies, anywhere 673 00:51:46,283 --> 00:51:47,375 Galan... 674 00:51:47,551 --> 00:51:49,849 what happened? - Babban 675 00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:51,717 Babban, see the lady off 676 00:51:52,289 --> 00:51:56,282 But... - Go on Hurry up 677 00:52:12,309 --> 00:52:14,573 Hello? Mac here. - Pooja here 678 00:52:14,645 --> 00:52:16,579 why are you puffing? - I was running 679 00:52:16,647 --> 00:52:20,583 Running? What for? - I mean, on the treadmill 680 00:52:20,651 --> 00:52:24,451 There's a problem here. My flight is delayed. I'm coming over 681 00:52:24,521 --> 00:52:27,251 don't come here! - Why are you yelling? 682 00:52:27,324 --> 00:52:29,758 I thought we'd spend some time together, but you...! 683 00:52:29,827 --> 00:52:33,263 Try to understand. Why bother? I'll come to the airport 684 00:52:33,330 --> 00:52:37,266 No need. I've hired a cab already. - To hell with the cab! 685 00:52:37,334 --> 00:52:38,767 I'm coming to the airport, pooja... 686 00:52:38,836 --> 00:52:42,431 Hello, Mac, hello! - Bye. 687 00:52:42,506 --> 00:52:43,768 Who was it? 688 00:52:45,342 --> 00:52:46,673 A... relative 689 00:52:46,743 --> 00:52:48,267 Relative? Who? 690 00:52:48,345 --> 00:52:50,279 Close relative 691 00:52:50,347 --> 00:52:54,681 close relative, who? - He's like half-father to me 692 00:52:54,751 --> 00:52:57,015 what...? - He is my uncle 693 00:52:57,087 --> 00:52:59,453 But you yelled pooja! - I did 694 00:52:59,523 --> 00:53:01,616 who was she? - It was a male 695 00:53:01,692 --> 00:53:04,718 How can a man's name be pooja? - Why not? 696 00:53:04,795 --> 00:53:09,630 He's my uncle pooja. Get that? His name is poojari 697 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:15,639 kids used to tease him, so he changed his name to pooja 698 00:53:15,706 --> 00:53:18,937 That's uncle pooja! - The biggest lie ever 699 00:53:20,377 --> 00:53:23,369 why do you call him? He's always busy in the kitchen 700 00:53:23,447 --> 00:53:26,314 don't you trust me? - No! 701 00:53:26,383 --> 00:53:28,476 I swear by my father 702 00:53:28,552 --> 00:53:30,383 Is he your father? - Yes 703 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:33,651 You never told me. - You never had interest in my family 704 00:53:33,724 --> 00:53:37,490 This is when he was young... with my mother 705 00:53:37,561 --> 00:53:39,825 That's the naughty me. - How sweet! 706 00:53:39,897 --> 00:53:41,660 He even creates parents 707 00:53:41,732 --> 00:53:45,327 Uncle pooja is coming, I'm going to the airport 708 00:53:45,402 --> 00:53:49,065 I got to talk business with him. He'll be leaving by the next flight 709 00:53:49,139 --> 00:53:50,834 I'll be back. Get dressed or you will catch a cold 710 00:53:50,908 --> 00:53:53,342 I'll be back 711 00:54:13,430 --> 00:54:16,092 Listen carefully. The Mumbai flight is delayed 712 00:54:16,166 --> 00:54:19,567 If it lands here by chance, don't let it meet the Bangkok flight 713 00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:21,968 I don't want them both to collide 714 00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:26,533 Because if they crash, I'll die. Help me please 715 00:54:29,780 --> 00:54:34,581 Mumbai flight hasn't taken off, Bangkok flight is at home 716 00:54:34,651 --> 00:54:41,716 If the Mumbai flight lands, the Bangkok flight will... 717 00:54:42,726 --> 00:54:43,886 damn! 718 00:54:48,465 --> 00:54:49,898 Where's she? 719 00:55:11,755 --> 00:55:13,586 Damn! I'm dead 720 00:55:35,612 --> 00:55:39,173 Mac? You are here? - Where were you going? 721 00:55:39,249 --> 00:55:43,618 I was going to the taxi stand. I'm famished, let's go home 722 00:55:43,687 --> 00:55:46,451 Mambo has taken the day off. Let's go to the airport canteen... 723 00:55:46,523 --> 00:55:49,617 we'll have chicken breasts. Come on 724 00:56:00,637 --> 00:56:02,070 Hello? 725 00:56:02,139 --> 00:56:05,973 Is it early? All right, I'll get to the airport 726 00:56:06,043 --> 00:56:09,012 Mambo, don't cook for me. I'm leaving 727 00:56:36,673 --> 00:56:38,834 May I say something? - Tell me 728 00:56:39,676 --> 00:56:43,669 I think I must've done some good deeds in my previous birth 729 00:56:44,581 --> 00:56:47,846 That's why I get opportunities to spend quality time with you 730 00:56:48,585 --> 00:56:52,851 Honey, you really flatter me. - That's the problem 731 00:56:52,923 --> 00:56:57,121 If only I could rent my heart! But you'll still think I'm lying 732 00:56:57,194 --> 00:56:59,094 Hi Mac! 733 00:56:59,162 --> 00:57:03,189 I've been looking for you. I thought you came to receive me 734 00:57:04,601 --> 00:57:05,693 Give me a hug 735 00:57:05,769 --> 00:57:08,203 Go and sit there, we are busy. - Hi 736 00:57:08,271 --> 00:57:11,172 Hi. I'm pooja. - We are best friends 737 00:57:11,241 --> 00:57:13,869 we can even give up our lives for each other 738 00:57:13,944 --> 00:57:16,742 Not that best friends, okay! Go and sit there 739 00:57:16,813 --> 00:57:18,747 How can you say that? - Join us 740 00:57:19,616 --> 00:57:21,140 Hi 741 00:57:24,955 --> 00:57:29,722 we used to work together. I got the International photography award 742 00:57:29,793 --> 00:57:32,728 Then I went to America... - She is my fiancée 743 00:57:32,796 --> 00:57:34,559 Fiancée? - Yes 744 00:57:34,631 --> 00:57:37,725 If you don't mind, we want to discuss something private 745 00:57:37,801 --> 00:57:40,065 Find another table, please. - Carry on 746 00:57:40,137 --> 00:57:43,573 You and I have no secrets between us. She won't mind it 747 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:50,068 She knows the friendship we share. - Such a pile on, you know 748 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:55,980 I have to report to my office. - Okay 749 00:57:56,052 --> 00:57:58,782 Because, I told them I'm going home. - Okay, darling. Bye 750 00:57:59,756 --> 00:58:05,922 where did you find that bombshell? - Got to be handsome for that. You... 751 00:58:06,930 --> 00:58:07,988 what happened? 752 00:58:08,064 --> 00:58:09,998 What happened, Mac? 753 00:58:10,066 --> 00:58:13,593 What are you doing down there? 754 00:58:13,670 --> 00:58:15,797 I had lost my ring 755 00:58:15,939 --> 00:58:19,773 How come you arrived early? - I told you about change in timings 756 00:58:19,843 --> 00:58:23,244 They called me suddenly. Departure is rescheduled three hours earlier 757 00:58:23,313 --> 00:58:27,773 Hi! I am Shyam from America. - Hi! I am Sweaty. 758 00:58:27,851 --> 00:58:29,785 This is my... - Fiancée? 759 00:58:29,853 --> 00:58:32,117 Yes. - How do you know? 760 00:58:32,189 --> 00:58:36,285 We've been friends since childhood. We know each other's choices 761 00:58:36,359 --> 00:58:38,623 why don't you sit? - Move it 762 00:58:38,695 --> 00:58:42,131 Here... here, darling. - Okay 763 00:58:42,699 --> 00:58:44,132 Easy 764 00:58:44,968 --> 00:58:47,960 Is he the Shyam for whom you made the breakfast...? 765 00:58:48,038 --> 00:58:50,973 Yes... the breakfast... it's him 766 00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:52,975 when are you coming back? - Don't know 767 00:58:53,043 --> 00:58:56,171 New schedule, new timings. I'll know only after I return 768 00:58:56,713 --> 00:58:59,045 I'm getting late, I got to go 769 00:59:01,051 --> 00:59:07,047 Bye, Mac. - Bye, take care. 770 00:59:07,123 --> 00:59:10,820 You are indeed lucky. I have seen fate look up 771 00:59:10,894 --> 00:59:13,988 But this is incredible! You are very lucky 772 00:59:14,064 --> 00:59:16,862 Trust me... - Mac, I got to leave 773 00:59:16,933 --> 00:59:20,198 It's time for my flight. Love you, honey 774 00:59:20,837 --> 00:59:25,206 Ok. Bye. Bye. _ Take care. - Take care. 775 00:59:27,744 --> 00:59:30,838 Where do you think you are going? - Incredible setup 776 00:59:31,181 --> 00:59:33,672 I can add spice to this setup 777 00:59:34,184 --> 00:59:36,846 There's my stuff. Let's take that to your house 778 00:59:37,854 --> 00:59:41,847 Then we'll fix half a dozen girls. We're brothers, after all 779 00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:45,689 Get lost. Don't touch me. - Well? 780 00:59:45,762 --> 00:59:46,888 One cold coffee 781 00:59:47,964 --> 00:59:53,698 Swine! You cheated for that award. And then you forgot me 782 00:59:54,971 --> 00:59:58,702 Then you got promoted and flew off to America, all alone 783 00:59:58,775 --> 01:00:03,712 You went blind, didn't you? I decided then, to end our friendship 784 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,313 You go your way, I go mine 785 01:00:06,049 --> 01:00:07,914 Excuse me! My bill. Coffee, separate 786 01:00:12,055 --> 01:00:13,920 Listen... listen... 787 01:00:14,724 --> 01:00:15,918 Friend... 788 01:00:16,192 --> 01:00:17,250 damn you! 789 01:00:40,016 --> 01:00:41,347 When did you come? 790 01:00:41,418 --> 01:00:45,752 I'll explain later. First tell me where Mac is 791 01:00:46,022 --> 01:00:50,015 His life's totally changed. He's a high-flying guy nowadays! 792 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:53,755 He has a posh flat, exquisite, expensive furniture... 793 01:00:53,830 --> 01:00:57,425 three hot babes at his beck and call. What a blast! 794 01:00:57,500 --> 01:01:00,230 How times have changed for him! - Lucky dog! 795 01:01:01,037 --> 01:01:02,971 So take me to him. Why don't you? 796 01:01:03,173 --> 01:01:05,300 Haven't you met him yet? - How could I? 797 01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:08,105 I don't even know where he lives. - Walk into his office and meet him 798 01:01:08,178 --> 01:01:09,770 But how can I go to his office in this state? 799 01:01:09,846 --> 01:01:10,972 I've just arrived from America 800 01:01:11,181 --> 01:01:13,979 Look, Babban. Mac is a close buddy of mine 801 01:01:14,184 --> 01:01:16,778 Even if I'm his senior today, he used to be my senior once! 802 01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,315 Look, I've got such a lot of stuff for him from America 803 01:01:19,389 --> 01:01:21,983 I can't sleep in the night, wondering how he could be managing 804 01:01:22,058 --> 01:01:25,994 Stop worrying about him! He's doing just fine wherever he is 805 01:01:26,062 --> 01:01:29,122 come with me, Babban. I've got some stuff for you too 806 01:01:29,265 --> 01:01:31,790 No, you must be lying. - Lying? 807 01:01:31,968 --> 01:01:33,868 I've brought three bottles of English liquor! 808 01:01:35,005 --> 01:01:37,269 What'll I do with empty bottles? It should have booze! 809 01:01:37,340 --> 01:01:39,808 Empty bottles? They're sealed bottles... full of liquor! 810 01:01:39,876 --> 01:01:41,207 Really? Let me see! 811 01:01:43,079 --> 01:01:44,137 Actually, it's under all the stuff there. 812 01:01:44,214 --> 01:01:46,341 I'll give it to you at Mac's place 813 01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:49,408 You mean it? - Oh yes. And some dough, too 814 01:01:51,154 --> 01:01:52,883 All right, let's go. - Okay 815 01:02:01,097 --> 01:02:02,155 Speak up! 816 01:02:09,005 --> 01:02:11,098 Who's this mad dog? 817 01:02:11,174 --> 01:02:13,836 Uncle Mambo... - That's my name! What's his? 818 01:02:13,910 --> 01:02:16,242 Who on earth is he? - Uncle Mambo! 819 01:02:16,346 --> 01:02:18,246 The master key to this house! 820 01:02:19,015 --> 01:02:22,178 So you're Uncle Mambo...? 821 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:26,853 You're just like he described you in his mail. You haven't changed 822 01:02:27,023 --> 01:02:30,049 The same nose, eyes, vest and undies! 823 01:02:30,126 --> 01:02:32,253 I change my undies everyday! Who the devil is he? 824 01:02:32,362 --> 01:02:35,854 Uncle, this is Shyam. Everybody calls him Sam 825 01:02:36,032 --> 01:02:37,863 Mac's friend. He has just arrived from America 826 01:02:38,034 --> 01:02:41,060 But why've you come with bag and baggage? - Hasn't he told you? 827 01:02:41,204 --> 01:02:44,332 Who? - My chum. I'm going to stay here 828 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:47,532 No way... no! My sofa...! 829 01:02:47,944 --> 01:02:52,210 He forgot to receive me at the airport 830 01:02:52,282 --> 01:02:57,413 I was so angry... sorry! - Are you blind? 831 01:02:57,487 --> 01:02:59,955 Can't you see anything? - He can, it's just a mistake 832 01:03:00,090 --> 01:03:04,083 I was actually so angry, I thought I wouldn't set foot in this house 833 01:03:04,294 --> 01:03:06,353 You haven't unpacked yet. Better you get going! 834 01:03:06,429 --> 01:03:09,057 If I go away, he'll be back to his old dramatics 835 01:03:09,299 --> 01:03:13,235 He'll fall at my feet, cry... The forgetful idiot! 836 01:03:13,303 --> 01:03:16,067 Wrong! He never forgets! 837 01:03:16,239 --> 01:03:18,366 By the way, which room did he ask you to take? 838 01:03:21,377 --> 01:03:25,905 But you haven't even met him yet. - Oh yes, I haven't met him 839 01:03:26,082 --> 01:03:28,915 know what? Just give me a nice room 840 01:03:28,985 --> 01:03:30,919 Nice room? You want to buy it? 841 01:03:30,987 --> 01:03:34,252 Are you married? - No. Not right yet 842 01:03:35,325 --> 01:03:38,260 But I'm looking out. - What could be worse than this? 843 01:03:41,197 --> 01:03:43,927 No, not that one. That's the bedroom he works in 844 01:03:44,134 --> 01:03:46,602 And that is a bedroom he does not work in 845 01:03:47,103 --> 01:03:50,197 He only sleeps in that bedroom. Simply relaxes 846 01:03:50,273 --> 01:03:51,934 So many rooms! Is this a house or a hotel? 847 01:03:52,008 --> 01:03:54,408 Even these rooms aren't enough for him. - So where am I going to stay? 848 01:03:54,477 --> 01:03:57,412 There is a room for you... butt's a bit too large 849 01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,345 That's okay. It'll do. - Will do? 850 01:03:59,449 --> 01:04:01,280 No problem! - Follow me then 851 01:04:08,358 --> 01:04:10,485 Go on... beat it now. - What? Empty-handed? 852 01:04:11,361 --> 01:04:13,488 Take all there is in this pocket of mine 853 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:20,963 Only 2 rupees...? - Why? Is that too much? 854 01:04:21,137 --> 01:04:24,129 Never mind. keep it. - Filthy miser! 855 01:04:24,374 --> 01:04:29,471 Here, keep the 2 bucks. I'll give you 50 paise more! 856 01:04:30,046 --> 01:04:32,981 Okay? And you said you got something for me from America! 857 01:04:33,049 --> 01:04:35,381 It's there for you. But I'm not giving it to you right now 858 01:04:35,451 --> 01:04:38,147 I'll give it at an appropriate time. - Really? 859 01:04:38,521 --> 01:04:42,457 If that appropriate time does not arrive, I'll tell Mac everything... 860 01:04:42,525 --> 01:04:44,993 and your bad times will begin. Just you remember that! 861 01:04:45,161 --> 01:04:47,527 And listen! If I can fix a car that has broken down... 862 01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:49,656 I can also wreck a proper car! 863 01:05:21,197 --> 01:05:22,562 Thank you. 864 01:05:22,699 --> 01:05:24,291 Hello? - Deepti 865 01:05:24,367 --> 01:05:27,359 deepti, listen... I can't go to the airport. I'm busy 866 01:05:28,104 --> 01:05:30,572 Go straight home, I'll be there 867 01:05:32,208 --> 01:05:33,436 I love you. Bye 868 01:05:59,335 --> 01:06:02,236 who are you? How dare you kiss me? 869 01:06:02,472 --> 01:06:06,067 That could've been my question. But I'm not heartless like you 870 01:06:06,276 --> 01:06:08,471 I hate debts. I repay every bit 871 01:06:08,611 --> 01:06:11,079 Shut up! Who are you? And what are you doing in my house? 872 01:06:11,147 --> 01:06:13,411 That's my question. - This is my house! 873 01:06:13,483 --> 01:06:16,543 This is my best friend's house. - Who? 874 01:06:16,619 --> 01:06:19,087 Makrand deendayal chatpatiya. - Are you Makrand's friend? 875 01:06:19,255 --> 01:06:21,746 Yes. Now tell me, how's this your house? 876 01:06:22,158 --> 01:06:24,251 I'm Mac's Fiancée 877 01:06:25,361 --> 01:06:28,762 I see. So you are the girl who's going to marry Mac 878 01:06:29,265 --> 01:06:32,098 Aren't you ashamed to kiss a stranger? 879 01:06:32,168 --> 01:06:35,160 I thought it was Mac. But you knew it! Then why did you do it? 880 01:06:35,371 --> 01:06:38,101 Aren't you ashamed to kiss a girl you don't even know? 881 01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:42,640 I thought it was Mac. - And when I was screaming...? 882 01:06:42,712 --> 01:06:47,274 Can't you recognize a girl's voice? - I thought it was Mac laughing 883 01:06:48,284 --> 01:06:52,118 All right, just forget it 884 01:06:52,188 --> 01:06:54,588 It was a mistake. Now that we know each other, why don't we do it? 885 01:06:54,657 --> 01:06:55,715 What...? 886 01:06:56,459 --> 01:07:00,122 Two negatives add up to a positive 887 01:07:01,397 --> 01:07:06,130 As a poet said, yesterday's mistake is today's culture... 888 01:07:06,202 --> 01:07:10,332 and tomorrow's law. - Did you really think I was Mac? 889 01:07:10,606 --> 01:07:12,403 If it's true, I'll forgive you 890 01:07:19,816 --> 01:07:24,150 Even if you forgive me, I can't forget your touch 891 01:07:26,489 --> 01:07:28,684 I'm a rich bachelor 892 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:33,552 But I have never consciously looked at a girl 893 01:07:33,696 --> 01:07:35,755 So? - I love you 894 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:40,168 I'm engaged. You dig? 895 01:07:42,338 --> 01:07:43,498 My feelings... 896 01:07:51,347 --> 01:07:55,579 I was just telling her how much Mac loved her 897 01:07:57,353 --> 01:08:02,450 You tell her you love her, and she'll know how much Mac loves her. Right 898 01:08:03,593 --> 01:08:08,189 I mean, Mac told me to tell her... 899 01:08:08,264 --> 01:08:14,601 how much he loves her... - Enough. Don't try hard 900 01:08:14,670 --> 01:08:15,728 Uncle... 901 01:08:15,805 --> 01:08:18,467 I'm not anybody's uncle! - Ass! 902 01:08:18,608 --> 01:08:21,202 What...? - One who calls you uncle is an ass 903 01:08:21,377 --> 01:08:24,210 what style, what personality... what must be your age? 904 01:08:24,380 --> 01:08:26,405 Thirty-five? Thirty...? 905 01:08:28,484 --> 01:08:30,213 A bit older 906 01:08:31,487 --> 01:08:35,821 But if you discount all the holidays, it comes to that much 907 01:08:37,393 --> 01:08:39,224 You are young 908 01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:43,395 You don't need to tell Mac about what you just saw and heard 909 01:08:43,633 --> 01:08:46,227 Forget Mac, I don't even tell myself... 910 01:08:46,302 --> 01:08:48,566 ...about what goes on around here. So relax 911 01:08:48,738 --> 01:08:51,707 Thank you, uncle. - Ass! You are an ass 912 01:08:51,774 --> 01:08:53,241 You called me uncle 913 01:08:54,410 --> 01:08:55,570 donkey 914 01:08:56,512 --> 01:08:59,913 Intruder! - Here you are, my friend! 915 01:09:00,516 --> 01:09:03,246 Where were you? You kept me waiting 916 01:09:03,419 --> 01:09:06,855 Hands off! Are you crazy? - Tell me, please 917 01:09:06,923 --> 01:09:08,515 Tell what? Hands off! 918 01:09:09,525 --> 01:09:12,585 See his style? He loves me so much 919 01:09:13,262 --> 01:09:17,665 what love? Have you done anything worthwhile for me? 920 01:09:17,733 --> 01:09:20,327 Why must you hide it from uncle? He knows everything 921 01:09:20,536 --> 01:09:23,869 Even I know you in and out! I hate you 922 01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:25,601 Hands off! Get out of here 923 01:09:25,675 --> 01:09:28,735 Get out of here! Out 924 01:09:28,811 --> 01:09:33,441 No matter what you say, but my love for you is growing 925 01:09:33,616 --> 01:09:37,279 It's growing here too. Not love but the itch 926 01:09:37,353 --> 01:09:40,288 Get out of here, or... - Or what? 927 01:09:40,356 --> 01:09:42,483 Let go of my hand or I'll break your teeth 928 01:09:42,792 --> 01:09:45,625 what's that? - My cheeks 929 01:09:45,795 --> 01:09:47,285 what's on your cheeks? 930 01:09:50,700 --> 01:09:52,895 Blood. - How come? 931 01:09:53,836 --> 01:09:58,296 I had a shave this morning, nicked myself and it bled 932 01:09:58,374 --> 01:10:00,638 In the morning! And it's grown already? 933 01:10:00,710 --> 01:10:02,575 Did you use a tonic for a cream? 934 01:10:02,645 --> 01:10:06,706 What the hell is that? - I stopped shaving after I got the cut 935 01:10:06,849 --> 01:10:11,718 How come your blood is scented? - Few good people have scented blood 936 01:10:11,821 --> 01:10:13,846 cut the crap! Get lost 937 01:10:14,657 --> 01:10:15,783 where's the phone? 938 01:10:21,497 --> 01:10:22,657 Was deepti here? 939 01:10:26,736 --> 01:10:28,328 Where's the phone? 940 01:10:32,742 --> 01:10:36,508 Has deepti come yet? 941 01:10:39,515 --> 01:10:41,540 Anjali here. - Anjali, who? 942 01:10:41,617 --> 01:10:42,743 What...? 943 01:10:42,852 --> 01:10:47,346 How are you? - You've forgotten me 944 01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:50,956 I'm not a fool to forget you. - Then tell me, what day is it today? 945 01:10:51,527 --> 01:10:53,358 Today? Today...? 946 01:10:54,530 --> 01:10:56,760 It's Sunday. - Did I ask you, swine? 947 01:10:57,533 --> 01:10:59,364 It's Sunday! 948 01:10:59,435 --> 01:11:02,370 I know it's Sunday. But what's special today? 949 01:11:02,538 --> 01:11:04,631 What's special... today...? 950 01:11:04,774 --> 01:11:10,644 Is it Gandhi's birthday? - No! It's my birthday 951 01:11:10,780 --> 01:11:14,580 And you forget that! You never remember my birthday, Mac 952 01:11:14,650 --> 01:11:18,916 don't cry. I knew it! Happy birthday to you 953 01:11:20,590 --> 01:11:24,390 Then why didn't you come to meet me? - You see, I got busy 954 01:11:24,727 --> 01:11:29,562 So I couldn't come. You know, I had been to the airport 955 01:11:29,732 --> 01:11:33,395 Airport? Why did you go to the airport? Isn't it Sunday today? 956 01:11:33,569 --> 01:11:36,402 Yes, today is Sunday and your birthday too 957 01:11:36,572 --> 01:11:39,871 All the shops are closed, only the duty free shop at the airport is open 958 01:11:39,942 --> 01:11:42,911 I went there to buy a beautiful, strong and reliable gift for you 959 01:11:43,813 --> 01:11:46,941 I got... damn! - What happened? 960 01:11:47,016 --> 01:11:50,747 I'll call back later! - What happened, Mac? You're coughing 961 01:11:53,823 --> 01:11:56,417 who was it? - It was... 962 01:11:57,593 --> 01:12:00,426 what happened to your voice? - Sore throat 963 01:12:00,696 --> 01:12:02,755 Anyway, there's good news for you. - What? 964 01:12:02,932 --> 01:12:05,423 My flight timings are changing. - When? 965 01:12:05,768 --> 01:12:09,829 You had a sore throat! - It's fine now. When? 966 01:12:10,506 --> 01:12:11,837 It will land at 7:30 from tomorrow. 967 01:12:11,941 --> 01:12:13,602 You mean you'll come 3 hours earlier? 968 01:12:13,776 --> 01:12:15,937 I mean, we'll get 3 more hours 969 01:12:17,947 --> 01:12:21,610 Tell me something. Only your airlines have changed timings? Or all? 970 01:12:21,851 --> 01:12:25,048 All the airlines. - Thank God, I'm saved 971 01:12:26,622 --> 01:12:28,453 Saved? From what? 972 01:12:28,724 --> 01:12:30,988 What? - You said, you are saved 973 01:12:31,060 --> 01:12:32,994 when did I say that? - You just did 974 01:12:33,629 --> 01:12:36,996 No darling, I didn't say that. - You said! You said it! You did too! 975 01:12:37,066 --> 01:12:40,001 Why'd I say that I'm saved? - You did say that. I heard it too 976 01:12:40,069 --> 01:12:42,469 Hear that? - Are you crazy? 977 01:12:42,538 --> 01:12:45,803 I swear, I didn't say that. This guy is crazy 978 01:12:45,875 --> 01:12:49,470 when did I say it? I don't like your face! I'll kill you 979 01:12:49,545 --> 01:12:50,671 I'll shave your head! 980 01:12:51,647 --> 01:12:52,739 Who is Sweety? 981 01:12:52,815 --> 01:12:56,546 Sweety? Who? Wherefrom? Which one? 982 01:12:58,821 --> 01:13:00,755 Sweety Nair! This letter is addressed to her 983 01:13:00,823 --> 01:13:04,020 I want to know who she is. - Mailed to my address? 984 01:13:04,093 --> 01:13:08,154 Yes, your address. - You are not Sweety Nair? 985 01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:11,164 How come someone else's letter is dropped here? 986 01:13:11,233 --> 01:13:13,633 Look here! What? - Nothing 987 01:13:13,703 --> 01:13:16,672 It's your address. Sweety Nair, 13th floor, flat no.1... 988 01:13:16,839 --> 01:13:19,706 Balla Vista, port Louis, Mauritius. - I don't know who she is 989 01:13:19,909 --> 01:13:23,504 I forgot to tell you about it. - Who is Sweety Nair? 990 01:13:23,713 --> 01:13:27,672 Wrong address. It came earlier too. It's for a guy downstairs 991 01:13:27,850 --> 01:13:31,513 Urmila's younger sister kokila... 992 01:13:31,587 --> 01:13:35,648 her son is Bakul. Bakul's uncle... 993 01:13:35,725 --> 01:13:43,530 was married to Rasila... it's their daughter-in-law's daughter 994 01:13:43,599 --> 01:13:49,538 The postman said no one was answering the door 995 01:13:49,705 --> 01:13:53,141 I gave him a glass of water, he told me to give them the letter 996 01:13:53,209 --> 01:13:57,703 I said, I will. So you see, this is his daughter... Sweety 997 01:14:13,562 --> 01:14:14,756 damn this day 998 01:14:15,898 --> 01:14:19,732 It's so embarrassing. My own Fiancée suspects me 999 01:14:21,904 --> 01:14:24,566 Sweety Nair! know who Sweety Nair is? 1000 01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:30,972 A 12-year old girl. She's played in my lap 1001 01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:32,775 I'm so sorry... 1002 01:14:33,749 --> 01:14:35,910 come here. - Don't do it again. 1003 01:14:37,753 --> 01:14:40,779 I'm so happy we're back. 1004 01:14:44,660 --> 01:14:46,594 The old fossil ruined it 1005 01:15:02,144 --> 01:15:04,612 what's your intention? Had you been a Muslim... 1006 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,114 I would read that you can have four wives 1007 01:15:07,783 --> 01:15:10,684 But which law offers this facility for Hindus? 1008 01:15:11,086 --> 01:15:13,611 Not wives. Fiancées 1009 01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:16,881 do you know about this Fiancée thing? 1010 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:23,626 Fiancée is a facility that provides everything that a wife provides 1011 01:15:23,699 --> 01:15:28,796 Except the nightmares 1012 01:15:30,039 --> 01:15:34,635 Take good care of women, and you'll get the greatest intoxication 1013 01:15:36,812 --> 01:15:37,972 what are you doing here? 1014 01:15:38,981 --> 01:15:41,916 Didn't I ask you to leave? You are guzzling my liquor, freeloader 1015 01:15:42,051 --> 01:15:45,646 Get out of here. - How will you manage three women? 1016 01:15:45,988 --> 01:15:48,650 How can I leave you alone in this mess, my friend? 1017 01:15:48,824 --> 01:15:52,191 You don't need to worry. I've been doing it since my childhood 1018 01:15:52,261 --> 01:15:54,855 I'm really worried for you. - Hands off! 1019 01:15:55,064 --> 01:15:59,660 You are not worried! You are jealous 1020 01:15:59,835 --> 01:16:01,666 Get out of here! Out! - Where do I go? 1021 01:16:01,937 --> 01:16:05,202 Where you kicked me out from! - There's no tap in the bathroom 1022 01:16:05,274 --> 01:16:07,936 The roof is broken, no pipes. It's being fixed 1023 01:16:08,010 --> 01:16:11,343 I'll go there as soon as it is fixed. Promise. Please 1024 01:16:13,849 --> 01:16:15,680 promise? - Promise 1025 01:16:20,956 --> 01:16:22,082 what happened? 1026 01:16:25,861 --> 01:16:28,694 You consider me a stranger, it hurts, friend 1027 01:16:30,232 --> 01:16:33,963 But buddy, you will never find a friend like me 1028 01:16:36,972 --> 01:16:38,000 Shake hands on that 1029 01:16:48,050 --> 01:16:49,711 come here baby. 1030 01:16:51,887 --> 01:16:55,789 Baby... baby... 1031 01:16:55,891 --> 01:16:59,725 Baby... baby... 1032 01:17:00,062 --> 01:17:03,793 Baby... baby... 1033 01:17:31,093 --> 01:17:32,754 Your eyes are like Garam Masala... 1034 01:17:32,828 --> 01:17:34,819 Your words are like Garam Masala... 1035 01:17:34,964 --> 01:17:37,228 Your beauty is like Garam Masala... 1036 01:17:37,299 --> 01:17:39,358 Your smile is like Garam Masala 1037 01:17:39,435 --> 01:17:43,769 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1038 01:17:43,939 --> 01:17:47,966 kiss my baby... kiss me baby... your lips taste like wine... 1039 01:17:48,110 --> 01:17:52,308 kiss me baby... kiss me baby... you're Garam Masala... 1040 01:17:52,781 --> 01:17:56,774 kiss my baby... kiss me baby... your lips taste like wine... 1041 01:17:56,852 --> 01:17:59,946 put your hands up, boys... put your hands up, girls... Indians! 1042 01:18:10,132 --> 01:18:14,296 It's so difficult... so difficult to control the heart... 1043 01:18:14,370 --> 01:18:18,397 whoever sees you... goes crazy... 1044 01:18:23,278 --> 01:18:27,214 It's so difficult... so difficult to control the heart... 1045 01:18:27,316 --> 01:18:31,810 whoever sees you... goes crazy... 1046 01:18:31,887 --> 01:18:34,151 Your style is Garam Masala... 1047 01:18:34,223 --> 01:18:36,020 Your complexion is Garam Masala... 1048 01:18:36,225 --> 01:18:38,284 Your love is Garam Masala... 1049 01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:40,328 Your body is Garam Masala... 1050 01:18:40,429 --> 01:18:44,832 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1051 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:49,027 kiss my baby... kiss me baby... your lips taste like wine... 1052 01:18:49,238 --> 01:18:53,834 kiss me baby... kiss me baby... you're Garam Masala... 1053 01:19:07,122 --> 01:19:10,853 Your mesmerizing beauty... your tempting youth... 1054 01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:15,190 One day you shall become the queen of my dreams... 1055 01:19:20,069 --> 01:19:23,869 Your mesmerizing beauty... your tempting youth... 1056 01:19:24,039 --> 01:19:28,373 One day you shall become the queen of my dreams... 1057 01:19:28,477 --> 01:19:30,342 Your love is Garam Masala... 1058 01:19:30,412 --> 01:19:32,880 Your beauty is Garam Masala... 1059 01:19:33,048 --> 01:19:35,073 Your style is Garam Masala... 1060 01:19:35,284 --> 01:19:37,081 Your body is Garam Masala... 1061 01:19:37,219 --> 01:19:41,155 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1062 01:19:41,290 --> 01:19:45,886 kiss my baby... kiss me baby... your lips taste like wine... 1063 01:19:45,961 --> 01:19:50,091 kiss me baby... kiss me baby... you're Garam Masala... 1064 01:19:50,899 --> 01:19:54,426 kiss me baby... kiss me baby... kiss... kiss... 1065 01:19:55,070 --> 01:19:57,903 kiss. kiss... 1066 01:19:59,241 --> 01:20:01,106 Your eyes... - Garam Masala... 1067 01:20:01,176 --> 01:20:03,167 Your words... - Garam Masala... 1068 01:20:03,245 --> 01:20:05,372 Your beauty... - Garam Masala... 1069 01:20:05,447 --> 01:20:07,438 Your style... - Garam Masala... 1070 01:20:07,583 --> 01:20:11,576 You've enchanted my heart and soul... 1071 01:20:11,987 --> 01:20:16,321 kiss my baby... kiss me baby... your lips taste like wine... 1072 01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:19,450 kiss me baby... kiss me baby... 1073 01:20:29,204 --> 01:20:33,140 Fake, all of them! Local stuff is better than the imported one 1074 01:20:34,109 --> 01:20:36,475 Anyway, talk business 1075 01:20:36,545 --> 01:20:40,447 Babban, tell you something. A friend in need is a friend indeed 1076 01:20:40,516 --> 01:20:46,284 Stop beating about the bush and come to the point 1077 01:20:46,355 --> 01:20:48,949 lmagine me in that house instead of Mac 1078 01:20:50,025 --> 01:20:52,289 How's that possible? - Just imagine 1079 01:20:53,295 --> 01:20:56,355 All right, done. - I take the girls 1080 01:20:56,465 --> 01:20:58,956 what...? - Just imagine 1081 01:21:00,235 --> 01:21:02,965 done. What next? - Now just imagine this 1082 01:21:03,038 --> 01:21:06,371 I pay you more than what Mac pays you 1083 01:21:06,508 --> 01:21:10,308 That's a really wild fantasy. - Just imagine 1084 01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:13,641 Only imagine? Done 1085 01:21:14,249 --> 01:21:17,047 can you do for me what you do for him? 1086 01:21:17,319 --> 01:21:19,310 Gotcha! 1087 01:21:20,255 --> 01:21:23,486 So you want to ruin his setups? - Oh no 1088 01:21:23,592 --> 01:21:26,993 Suppose he is transferred. The ladies' bar he has set up... 1089 01:21:27,062 --> 01:21:32,500 with much difficulty, it has to be kept going, you see 1090 01:21:32,601 --> 01:21:35,001 damn, you are my dearest friend! 1091 01:21:35,337 --> 01:21:41,003 One wouldn't need a foe if he has a friend like you. You are enough 1092 01:21:42,277 --> 01:21:45,610 Listen... if I have my share of liquor everyday... 1093 01:21:45,681 --> 01:21:49,014 then you don't need to worry about me. - Promise? 1094 01:21:49,084 --> 01:21:50,210 Promise 1095 01:21:51,186 --> 01:21:53,017 Shake! - One minute 1096 01:21:55,357 --> 01:21:59,418 First, tell me who gave him that grand apartment? 1097 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:09,227 Money is not a problem. Mac's transfer is all I want 1098 01:22:10,305 --> 01:22:12,364 If possible, to the India-pakistan border 1099 01:22:13,508 --> 01:22:18,207 who do I talk to about this? - I hate to praise myself 1100 01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:24,382 I have high connections. My word means more than the big boss' 1101 01:22:24,453 --> 01:22:28,048 You know that very well. You get the dough 1102 01:22:28,223 --> 01:22:33,058 You are the best person for such crooked tasks. It shows on your face 1103 01:22:33,128 --> 01:22:35,255 don't worry about the money. Do the job 1104 01:22:35,330 --> 01:22:39,061 Forget the job, get the money. - It'll be done 1105 01:22:39,234 --> 01:22:42,226 promise? - Promise 1106 01:22:48,577 --> 01:22:50,602 Hello Maggie... connect me to Mac. 1107 01:22:53,348 --> 01:22:57,341 Your enemy is bribing me to expose you 1108 01:22:57,419 --> 01:23:02,083 He wants to be the captain of your three-in-one-day 1109 01:23:02,357 --> 01:23:06,088 All right. I'll keep an eye on him. - keep an eye on my pockets too 1110 01:23:06,261 --> 01:23:08,252 I'm doing this for money. Get that? 1111 01:23:09,364 --> 01:23:12,697 Strange. People hang up at the mention of money 1112 01:23:20,609 --> 01:23:21,701 No 1113 01:23:23,445 --> 01:23:25,174 No... Scotch? 1114 01:23:27,516 --> 01:23:30,383 No. - Imagine it's medicine 1115 01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:33,511 Medicine, yes 1116 01:23:37,459 --> 01:23:38,585 with soda? - Yes 1117 01:23:38,660 --> 01:23:39,718 Good 1118 01:23:41,129 --> 01:23:43,791 Tell me something 1119 01:23:44,132 --> 01:23:48,125 what time do you get up? At six? Five? Four? 1120 01:23:48,303 --> 01:23:51,295 At four. - Four? 1121 01:23:52,674 --> 01:23:57,338 So you've been up since long. You need some rest, right? 1122 01:23:57,546 --> 01:24:00,640 How can I rest? I'm paid for my work 1123 01:24:01,483 --> 01:24:06,614 I must work. My father was in the army. I follow the discipline 1124 01:24:11,493 --> 01:24:13,757 Even at this age, he makes you slog like an ass 1125 01:24:14,329 --> 01:24:17,423 what does he pay for it? Zilch! 1126 01:24:19,434 --> 01:24:23,165 You are right, but I don't take it seriously 1127 01:24:23,505 --> 01:24:26,565 I take it as a joke. - That's your problem 1128 01:24:26,708 --> 01:24:30,576 In his place, I'd pay you more, pay you more respect too 1129 01:24:40,522 --> 01:24:42,717 damn you! You are here to screw me! 1130 01:24:42,791 --> 01:24:45,589 I'll hack you to pieces! I'll hang you up on the fan 1131 01:24:45,694 --> 01:24:48,185 don't you interfere, old fossil 1132 01:24:48,363 --> 01:24:54,598 wait there, don't you leave! You are dead, Shyam! 1133 01:24:55,270 --> 01:24:57,534 You want to kick me out and stay here, eh? 1134 01:24:57,672 --> 01:24:59,537 What are you doing? - Damn you! 1135 01:25:00,609 --> 01:25:04,375 You plan to have my Fiancée, eh? Bloody lecher 1136 01:25:04,546 --> 01:25:06,377 plotting, eh? 1137 01:25:14,556 --> 01:25:16,217 Get out of here with your stuff! 1138 01:25:16,391 --> 01:25:18,222 Pick up your stuff and get lost! 1139 01:25:18,393 --> 01:25:19,553 Please don't! 1140 01:25:19,628 --> 01:25:21,425 Think again! - Thought! Move it 1141 01:25:23,832 --> 01:25:26,232 Is this your final decision? - The ultimate 1142 01:25:28,403 --> 01:25:30,234 Out! - Goodbye 1143 01:25:32,407 --> 01:25:34,841 what's his name...? Padgaonkar 1144 01:25:35,777 --> 01:25:37,836 He might have an apartment like this. - What? 1145 01:25:38,780 --> 01:25:40,247 Nothing 1146 01:25:43,785 --> 01:25:49,724 what's his address? Bungalow no. 3, Tulip citadel, Grobe Road... yes! 1147 01:25:50,525 --> 01:25:54,256 What? What did you say? - Nothing. I too need a house to live 1148 01:25:56,598 --> 01:25:58,463 what's his name...? - Padgaonkar 1149 01:25:58,533 --> 01:26:01,934 Yes. Padgaonkar. If I could get a house like this... 1150 01:26:02,437 --> 01:26:05,804 put your stuff down! You are not an orphan 1151 01:26:05,874 --> 01:26:08,468 You don't need to tell others when there's a brawl in the family 1152 01:26:08,610 --> 01:26:15,482 I need to talk to him. - Are you his business partner? Silly 1153 01:26:15,550 --> 01:26:17,279 Let go of me! 1154 01:26:18,286 --> 01:26:20,618 Ma says, never retract your steps 1155 01:26:20,789 --> 01:26:25,283 But retracting for a friend proves friendship. Dad said that 1156 01:26:25,460 --> 01:26:27,291 crap. If we spend more time with each other... 1157 01:26:27,362 --> 01:26:30,820 we might end up killing each other. - Can I even hit you? 1158 01:26:30,899 --> 01:26:37,498 You can hit me... go on. Am I complaining? 1159 01:26:37,572 --> 01:26:41,633 Just remember. You'll never find a true friend like me 1160 01:26:45,647 --> 01:26:47,638 Really? - Really 1161 01:26:48,517 --> 01:26:49,916 Shake hands 1162 01:26:53,855 --> 01:26:57,916 How about a Blue Label on the occasion? - I don't have Blue Label 1163 01:26:58,493 --> 01:27:00,586 It's there. I have seen it down there 1164 01:27:00,662 --> 01:27:03,324 Swine! Bloody snooper 1165 01:27:04,499 --> 01:27:06,831 I'm leaving. Bye 1166 01:27:07,736 --> 01:27:10,534 where are you leaving? We've stopped fighting 1167 01:27:10,739 --> 01:27:15,335 I can't take it anymore. I quit! - Did I tell you something? 1168 01:27:15,744 --> 01:27:19,339 You are like daddy. - Daddy? Swine, old fossil, senile... 1169 01:27:19,414 --> 01:27:23,874 is that what you call your father? - Who is the master of the house? 1170 01:27:24,753 --> 01:27:25,879 On my face 1171 01:27:26,755 --> 01:27:29,747 You are. - Correct. And who is the swine? 1172 01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:32,559 Who is the swine here? - Who do you call a swine? 1173 01:27:32,627 --> 01:27:35,824 Who? - It's the wife's brother 1174 01:27:35,897 --> 01:27:40,357 That's family. That makes you family 1175 01:27:40,435 --> 01:27:43,370 we love you. Did you think I was cursing you? 1176 01:27:44,639 --> 01:27:46,368 How silly 1177 01:27:47,709 --> 01:27:51,839 just a while ago he hit me... did I complain? 1178 01:27:51,913 --> 01:27:55,371 No, because I love him. Such things happen between friends 1179 01:27:56,718 --> 01:27:59,551 Make a drink of Blue Label for uncle, fast 1180 01:28:00,722 --> 01:28:03,384 I'm not drinking. - Why not? You will 1181 01:28:03,558 --> 01:28:05,526 Get on with it! - Sure 1182 01:28:05,594 --> 01:28:06,788 Let go 1183 01:28:11,733 --> 01:28:12,927 Hurry up 1184 01:28:15,570 --> 01:28:17,401 One for me! 1185 01:28:17,806 --> 01:28:20,604 Cheers! Cheers! 1186 01:28:41,856 --> 01:28:45,690 My heart... as vast as the sea 1187 01:28:46,861 --> 01:28:50,695 Let me immerse you in my heart, my love 1188 01:28:52,033 --> 01:28:55,696 My heart... as vast as the sea 1189 01:28:56,871 --> 01:29:00,864 Let me immerse you in my heart, my love 1190 01:29:01,042 --> 01:29:03,909 There's something I have to tell you... 1191 01:29:03,978 --> 01:29:10,213 I wish to ride these waves, my love 1192 01:29:10,885 --> 01:29:16,721 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1193 01:29:16,791 --> 01:29:21,125 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1194 01:29:21,896 --> 01:29:25,992 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1195 01:29:26,734 --> 01:29:30,898 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1196 01:29:55,296 --> 01:29:59,756 In your mischievous eyes, on your breath... 1197 01:30:00,268 --> 01:30:04,261 there's the requital to love 1198 01:30:05,106 --> 01:30:09,770 My desires, consumed by a storm... 1199 01:30:10,311 --> 01:30:14,270 there's the desire to love 1200 01:30:15,783 --> 01:30:17,774 In the depths of my craving... 1201 01:30:17,852 --> 01:30:24,451 I'm in a daze, my love 1202 01:30:26,127 --> 01:30:30,291 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1203 01:30:30,965 --> 01:30:35,061 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1204 01:30:35,970 --> 01:30:39,337 My heart... as vast as the sea 1205 01:30:40,975 --> 01:30:44,138 come, let me give you all I possess 1206 01:31:02,163 --> 01:31:04,290 If youth is fire... 1207 01:31:04,365 --> 01:31:06,833 Iove is the water that extinguishes it 1208 01:31:07,302 --> 01:31:11,170 It's true, my love, better you understand that 1209 01:31:12,173 --> 01:31:16,439 This restlessness is like a tempest... 1210 01:31:17,345 --> 01:31:22,442 believe me, my love 1211 01:31:22,517 --> 01:31:31,357 In your arms, I want to be, my love 1212 01:31:33,194 --> 01:31:37,130 lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1213 01:31:38,032 --> 01:31:41,934 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1214 01:31:42,203 --> 01:31:46,264 My heart... as vast as the sea 1215 01:31:47,342 --> 01:31:51,039 come, let me immerse you in my heart 1216 01:31:52,213 --> 01:31:57,082 All I have to say is that I want to ride these waves... 1217 01:31:57,151 --> 01:32:01,383 O my love! 1218 01:32:03,057 --> 01:32:07,084 Lmmersed... my heart's immersed 1219 01:32:07,295 --> 01:32:11,561 lmmersed... the heart's immersed, sweetheart 1220 01:32:22,243 --> 01:32:25,076 Brother Makrand! 1221 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:28,173 Yes, that's it 1222 01:32:31,252 --> 01:32:33,186 You're screwed! - What happened? 1223 01:32:33,254 --> 01:32:36,087 Your fiancée's arriving with a rotten fly 1224 01:32:36,257 --> 01:32:40,250 Looks like he's related to you. - Rotten-faced? Sucked-out mango? 1225 01:32:40,928 --> 01:32:42,122 That's my uncle 1226 01:32:43,264 --> 01:32:46,256 what happened, Mac? - Pooja, wear your clothes quickly 1227 01:32:46,334 --> 01:32:47,528 My Uncle will arrive any moment, I'm terribly scared of him 1228 01:32:47,602 --> 01:32:49,934 He's like a father to me. He's coming to meet you actually 1229 01:32:50,004 --> 01:32:51,938 So get ready quickly. - All right 1230 01:32:52,006 --> 01:32:53,997 Listen... don't always rush. Hear me out first! 1231 01:32:54,275 --> 01:32:56,937 There's a girl with him... she's like a sister to me 1232 01:32:57,111 --> 01:32:59,944 So no misunderstandings, okay? - Why would I misunderstand? 1233 01:33:00,114 --> 01:33:02,947 Actually, it was only for your information, okay? So go on... hurry 1234 01:33:04,118 --> 01:33:07,952 Let's go! Quick! 1235 01:33:09,023 --> 01:33:10,149 My respects, Uncle 1236 01:33:11,125 --> 01:33:12,558 You ought to have called, I'd have picked you up 1237 01:33:12,627 --> 01:33:15,357 which flight did you take? - From that traffic signal... 1238 01:33:15,430 --> 01:33:17,557 to this one, I need a flight? - I told you! 1239 01:33:17,632 --> 01:33:19,964 My Uncle never gives a straight reply! 1240 01:33:20,368 --> 01:33:25,237 Uncle, this is my friend Shyam. Shyam, that's Uncle. Say hello, son 1241 01:33:25,373 --> 01:33:28,968 This house, Uncle... it's my friend's, it's not rented 1242 01:33:29,310 --> 01:33:30,971 And this guy... - Babban 1243 01:33:31,179 --> 01:33:35,172 Babban. He's my driver. - Driver? When did you buy a car? 1244 01:33:35,383 --> 01:33:38,250 Actually, the car I have, isn't one I've bought 1245 01:33:38,486 --> 01:33:42,980 The company I work for gave it to me. - Very big company! 1246 01:33:43,057 --> 01:33:45,389 Very big company. Come on inside, Uncle. Please 1247 01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:47,320 welcome, Uncle 1248 01:33:48,396 --> 01:33:51,160 You must actually be wondering what I'm doing here. My friend... 1249 01:33:51,265 --> 01:33:54,996 who? - The guy in the red shirt, long hair 1250 01:33:55,169 --> 01:33:57,535 Shyam. His sister has a brain tumor. Any moment now, she could... 1251 01:33:57,605 --> 01:33:59,402 As if you're treating her! 1252 01:34:02,410 --> 01:34:05,004 I told you! My Uncle never Gives a straight reply! 1253 01:34:06,547 --> 01:34:09,277 The last time he cracked a joke, I vomited blood! 1254 01:34:13,421 --> 01:34:16,015 Uncle, you're too much. - Shut up! 1255 01:34:16,224 --> 01:34:19,091 What have I said for you guys to laugh so much? 1256 01:34:20,428 --> 01:34:22,419 You really want to know? - Yes! 1257 01:34:23,097 --> 01:34:28,034 know what, Uncle? We never laugh in this house... we only cry 1258 01:34:29,370 --> 01:34:33,033 His sister's struggling between life and death 1259 01:34:34,208 --> 01:34:38,042 Any moment, she could... you know why I'm sticking around here? 1260 01:34:38,212 --> 01:34:40,237 It's to give my friend moral support 1261 01:34:45,219 --> 01:34:46,447 what's happening here? 1262 01:34:47,522 --> 01:34:50,548 She's got very few days to live. So she goes for the elders' feet 1263 01:34:50,658 --> 01:34:52,455 She has a lot of respect for you. 1264 01:34:53,561 --> 01:34:55,654 The way she looks, it doesn't seem... 1265 01:34:55,730 --> 01:34:58,460 A well-fed punjabi girl, you see! - Did someone call me? 1266 01:34:59,233 --> 01:35:01,064 Yes... make some tea 1267 01:35:01,402 --> 01:35:06,066 And guess who this is...? - The one who'll drink the tea 1268 01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:07,468 He's my Uncle! 1269 01:35:08,543 --> 01:35:10,534 I've come to ask you just one question. 1270 01:35:10,611 --> 01:35:13,273 Are you serious about the marriage? 1271 01:35:13,481 --> 01:35:17,417 Of course. - All right then, I'll make arrangements 1272 01:35:17,485 --> 01:35:21,285 If anybody has anything to say... say it right now. Am I right? 1273 01:35:21,622 --> 01:35:25,581 I have nothing to say. You can do as you wish 1274 01:35:25,693 --> 01:35:29,094 It's all arranged then! Get on with the arrangements for the wedding 1275 01:35:29,263 --> 01:35:31,356 we're willing! - Who's we? 1276 01:35:31,499 --> 01:35:33,763 All of us are ready! - All right 1277 01:35:34,502 --> 01:35:37,096 Are you happy? - Yes 1278 01:35:37,271 --> 01:35:39,102 All right. I'm leaving then 1279 01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:41,635 At least have tea before you leave. - Are you out of your mind? 1280 01:35:42,176 --> 01:35:44,110 Tea for Uncle? Uncle will straightaway... 1281 01:35:44,178 --> 01:35:46,112 ...sip champagne at my wedding party! 1282 01:35:58,392 --> 01:36:02,658 Do not worry, my child. Everything will be all right 1283 01:36:04,532 --> 01:36:08,298 Everything will be all right! Show him out... 1284 01:36:09,303 --> 01:36:11,134 my respects, Uncle! 1285 01:36:12,540 --> 01:36:15,668 And what are you up to? - Mac darling! 1286 01:36:16,310 --> 01:36:19,404 This way, Uncle... please come. 1287 01:36:19,547 --> 01:36:21,606 I'll give you a ride in the company's car 1288 01:36:21,682 --> 01:36:23,309 I'm going in a taxi! - No, not a taxi! 1289 01:36:23,417 --> 01:36:26,147 You'll get stuck in a jam, sir! - Don't teach me! 1290 01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:29,483 If I can come, I can also leave on my own! I don't need your help! 1291 01:36:29,657 --> 01:36:32,148 But I need your help, sir. - I don't want it! No! 1292 01:36:32,326 --> 01:36:36,319 Think it over, sir... sir! - Stop picking on my brains! Lmbecile! 1293 01:36:41,168 --> 01:36:42,499 Where did she spring from? 1294 01:36:42,670 --> 01:36:44,638 Get back in that car, there's nobody at home! 1295 01:36:44,705 --> 01:36:46,570 No problem. - Problems begin when you go upstairs! 1296 01:36:46,641 --> 01:36:48,632 Why? - The door's locked! 1297 01:36:48,709 --> 01:36:54,170 I have the keys. - But you can't do that... listen! 1298 01:36:54,248 --> 01:36:56,716 There's a different lock there! At least listen to me! 1299 01:36:56,784 --> 01:36:58,513 He couldn't understand a thing! 1300 01:37:16,604 --> 01:37:19,198 How'll you open the door when you don't even have the key? 1301 01:37:19,273 --> 01:37:21,207 What'll you do up there when there's nobody at home? 1302 01:37:21,375 --> 01:37:23,275 When are you coming back? - What...? 1303 01:37:23,611 --> 01:37:26,546 She's going to commit suicide. To end her life... she's not coming back 1304 01:37:26,614 --> 01:37:30,380 what's that to you? This guy's such a pile on! 1305 01:37:31,552 --> 01:37:33,816 At least listen to me! - Shut up! 1306 01:37:36,557 --> 01:37:39,720 You could climb all over us! Let's take the stairs... come on 1307 01:37:45,566 --> 01:37:47,227 He's going to be butchered today! 1308 01:37:53,641 --> 01:37:55,302 What happened? - You saw...? 1309 01:37:55,376 --> 01:37:56,502 What did I see? 1310 01:37:58,646 --> 01:38:01,240 Did you see nothing? - What's there to see, kiddo? 1311 01:38:01,749 --> 01:38:02,841 What? 1312 01:38:04,518 --> 01:38:08,420 Get that car out, else you're the one I'll see... c'mon now, move it 1313 01:38:12,593 --> 01:38:15,255 Hey... Hello. 1314 01:38:16,430 --> 01:38:17,590 Hi! 1315 01:38:18,532 --> 01:38:21,262 Have you taken the day off today? - Yes, this is my day off 1316 01:38:21,335 --> 01:38:23,735 It's great, isn't it? My flight timings have changed 1317 01:38:24,672 --> 01:38:28,267 I can now come back home early. - Sure, but that's a problem for others 1318 01:38:28,442 --> 01:38:31,275 How...? - It changes our timings, too 1319 01:38:31,445 --> 01:38:33,811 what timings? It was done for the convenience of the passengers 1320 01:38:33,881 --> 01:38:36,441 And they love the change. - Maybe 1321 01:38:36,617 --> 01:38:38,744 But I know people who have a lot of problems with it 1322 01:38:38,819 --> 01:38:42,277 who has problems? - A friend of mine 1323 01:38:42,356 --> 01:38:43,482 why? 1324 01:38:43,824 --> 01:38:46,292 Your earlier timings were just right for him 1325 01:38:46,460 --> 01:38:48,485 The airline can't keep everybody happy 1326 01:38:50,765 --> 01:38:51,823 what happened? 1327 01:38:52,633 --> 01:38:54,828 What's up...? - I don't know 1328 01:38:55,569 --> 01:38:57,628 It happened once earlier when I was getting off the flight 1329 01:38:58,572 --> 01:39:00,563 If you wish, may I... - what? 1330 01:39:00,775 --> 01:39:03,369 Nothing... forget it. - What is it, Sam? 1331 01:39:04,712 --> 01:39:09,979 You won't misunderstand if I say something, will you...? 1332 01:39:10,851 --> 01:39:13,479 What? - You'll get me all wrong 1333 01:39:13,821 --> 01:39:16,312 I won't! - You're sure? 1334 01:39:18,659 --> 01:39:22,823 My papa used to be an expert at pulling legs 1335 01:39:22,930 --> 01:39:26,491 what? Was he a thug? - No! He was a masseur 1336 01:39:26,734 --> 01:39:28,725 He used to relieve pain by pulling the leg 1337 01:39:28,869 --> 01:39:32,669 My fingers possess the same magic. Want me to work on you? 1338 01:39:32,740 --> 01:39:34,537 Do what it takes, Sam. Just drive this pain away 1339 01:39:34,742 --> 01:39:38,337 Go in there, change and lie down. I'll fetch some oil! 1340 01:39:42,817 --> 01:39:46,878 What happened...? Want me to carry you? 1341 01:39:49,690 --> 01:39:50,816 Vanished! - What's vanished? 1342 01:39:50,891 --> 01:39:53,359 The pain has vanished. - Vanished...? Lmpossible! 1343 01:39:54,562 --> 01:39:55,688 Do this! 1344 01:39:57,531 --> 01:39:58,691 Do this! 1345 01:40:00,534 --> 01:40:01,694 Try this! 1346 01:40:03,704 --> 01:40:06,366 How did the pain vanish so easily? - It has vanished 1347 01:40:16,650 --> 01:40:18,641 just why I hate this back-ache! 1348 01:40:21,789 --> 01:40:26,385 Mac, this is deepti. - Deepti who? 1349 01:40:26,560 --> 01:40:28,391 From the airport. - Airport...? Oh yes! 1350 01:40:28,662 --> 01:40:30,721 Stay right there. I'm coming over 1351 01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:35,064 Sir, the gate's over there. - Oh, damn my memory! 1352 01:40:44,812 --> 01:40:49,408 You hit me...?! - Let go of my collar! 1353 01:40:51,919 --> 01:40:55,616 You're pushing me...? - Go ahead... bump him off 1354 01:40:57,591 --> 01:41:00,617 The Singapore flight has landed! 1355 01:41:00,761 --> 01:41:02,752 There's no timing for them 1356 01:41:02,830 --> 01:41:06,425 The Singapore flight lands, the Bangkok flight takes off! 1357 01:41:06,767 --> 01:41:10,601 It's like managing an airport... - He just doesn't understand... 1358 01:41:12,606 --> 01:41:14,597 Look, he's still here. 1359 01:41:16,777 --> 01:41:19,439 Sam, when did you come? - I've been here a long time 1360 01:41:19,613 --> 01:41:21,843 I'm really famished! Let me see what's there to eat 1361 01:41:21,949 --> 01:41:24,782 we have a problem... - what are you up to? Lay off! 1362 01:41:25,853 --> 01:41:29,448 How often have I told you not to bring mutton into the house? 1363 01:41:29,523 --> 01:41:33,653 Mutton...? Meet my friend. Sam. - I know him already 1364 01:41:33,727 --> 01:41:36,457 why did you introduce me again? - Because he's the meat-eater! 1365 01:41:36,530 --> 01:41:38,464 I'm sick of reasoning with him! Why do you eat mutton...? 1366 01:41:38,632 --> 01:41:41,465 No, that's no big problem. - How's that possible? 1367 01:41:41,635 --> 01:41:44,468 The stink has spread all over the house. I can't eat here anymore 1368 01:41:44,872 --> 01:41:46,931 No problem, darling. Let's go out and eat 1369 01:41:47,741 --> 01:41:51,734 Very good idea! Make sure you go out to eat! 1370 01:41:52,813 --> 01:41:55,475 Especially in dangerous situations... - dangerous? 1371 01:41:55,649 --> 01:42:00,951 I mean, the stink of mutton has spread all over the house, hasn't it? 1372 01:42:01,021 --> 01:42:02,886 It's very bad for health! 1373 01:42:04,825 --> 01:42:06,816 It could even cause nose-cancer. - Really? 1374 01:42:06,994 --> 01:42:10,486 Really! I swear it on everybody! Myself, my dad, mom... 1375 01:42:10,564 --> 01:42:12,657 Your friend comes up with lovely jokes 1376 01:42:12,833 --> 01:42:15,825 I'm the one who's told him all these jokes 1377 01:42:16,003 --> 01:42:19,495 But timing is of essence! Must know when to say what! 1378 01:42:19,573 --> 01:42:22,974 Hurry up... you know how difficult it is to find a table? Go on! 1379 01:42:23,043 --> 01:42:25,568 I'll just change my shirt. This one is stinking 1380 01:42:25,846 --> 01:42:27,973 First grab a bite. Change that shirt later 1381 01:42:28,048 --> 01:42:30,915 Lay off, will you? - You don't know... 1382 01:42:30,985 --> 01:42:33,510 don't tell me. I know everything! - Listen to me, Mac... 1383 01:42:33,687 --> 01:42:35,518 Are you going to watch while I change? 1384 01:42:37,691 --> 01:42:39,522 Quickly change! 1385 01:42:39,927 --> 01:42:41,724 Else you'll pay a heavy price! 1386 01:42:41,929 --> 01:42:43,920 What's this? - What? 1387 01:42:43,998 --> 01:42:45,522 Whose is this lady's bag? 1388 01:42:47,801 --> 01:42:50,793 Whose...? It's mine! - Yours? 1389 01:42:50,938 --> 01:42:53,532 Actually, I have unusual tastes. 1390 01:42:53,707 --> 01:42:55,538 It has my mobile, watch, shaving cream... 1391 01:42:55,609 --> 01:42:57,702 brush, blush... everything. Aren't you getting ready? 1392 01:42:57,945 --> 01:42:59,810 What for? - For the dinner? 1393 01:42:59,947 --> 01:43:02,541 I think I'm not going. - Why not? Such a lovely evening... 1394 01:43:02,616 --> 01:43:06,882 don't you like going out with Mac? - I'm sick of eating out 1395 01:43:06,954 --> 01:43:09,548 But how can you eat here? - Why not? 1396 01:43:09,823 --> 01:43:14,556 I mean, I'm not talking about the usual roadside eateries 1397 01:43:14,628 --> 01:43:18,564 lmagine a lovely restaurant, eating a dinner in candlelight... 1398 01:43:18,632 --> 01:43:22,830 ...the soft music... it's all so romantic. So you're going, aren't you? 1399 01:43:22,903 --> 01:43:25,963 No! I'm eating right here. - Like hell! 1400 01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:28,031 I mean, how can you eat in such a filthy setting? 1401 01:43:28,108 --> 01:43:30,906 You must go out! - Don't force deepti... 1402 01:43:30,978 --> 01:43:33,776 if she doesn't want to go out! Whatever deepti wants will happen! 1403 01:43:33,914 --> 01:43:36,109 We'll go to the restaurant if she wants to go. Else, we won't! 1404 01:43:36,850 --> 01:43:39,080 Don't you know how to behave with a friend's fiancée? 1405 01:43:39,153 --> 01:43:41,644 Aren't you ashamed of? - You must go to the restaurant! 1406 01:43:41,922 --> 01:43:44,049 We're not going! What are you going to do? 1407 01:43:44,925 --> 01:43:48,588 A friend's true worth you'll know... - I know your two-penny worth! 1408 01:43:48,762 --> 01:43:51,595 Whatever you say, you're not eating in this house! 1409 01:43:51,765 --> 01:43:54,598 You're going out! Even if I have to lose my life! 1410 01:43:57,604 --> 01:44:00,596 Why are you fighting over me? Let's go to a restaurant 1411 01:44:00,774 --> 01:44:02,605 No, we're not going! We're eating right here! 1412 01:44:03,777 --> 01:44:06,610 Are you guys eating here? - Yes, we'll stuff ourselves right here! 1413 01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:09,280 The three of you, you mean. Not everybody 1414 01:44:09,883 --> 01:44:12,613 what do you mean by everybody? There are just three of us here! 1415 01:44:12,786 --> 01:44:14,947 What the hell! Why are you hitting me? 1416 01:44:15,789 --> 01:44:18,952 If somebody asks me to make something else later... 1417 01:44:19,026 --> 01:44:20,220 I won't be able to do it 1418 01:44:20,294 --> 01:44:23,229 One moment. We'll cook what deepti wants today 1419 01:44:23,297 --> 01:44:25,231 You want to eat cheese? - Sure 1420 01:44:25,299 --> 01:44:28,097 what if somebody else asks me to make something else later? 1421 01:44:28,168 --> 01:44:30,898 But who else is around? - He knows 1422 01:44:31,038 --> 01:44:33,632 And why don't I know...? What is the problem with you? 1423 01:44:33,807 --> 01:44:37,140 Look, I don't have the strength anymore to... 1424 01:44:39,980 --> 01:44:41,845 forget it 1425 01:44:42,816 --> 01:44:45,250 I can't, you know...? Better I cook and leave 1426 01:44:45,319 --> 01:44:47,651 did he have something to say? - I'll explain! 1427 01:44:47,821 --> 01:44:50,654 He can't cook for all of us! 1428 01:44:50,824 --> 01:44:54,658 Exactly why I'm saying the two of you will not eat here! Go out! 1429 01:44:55,929 --> 01:45:00,662 Forget it. Let's go out and eat. - Sure. Let's go and eat 1430 01:45:00,734 --> 01:45:02,668 All right. I'll go and change 1431 01:45:03,837 --> 01:45:06,829 No... not in here! That room! 1432 01:45:07,007 --> 01:45:09,168 Why? - That's a better room 1433 01:45:10,210 --> 01:45:13,202 Shyam, don't test my patience. Else, I swear... 1434 01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,681 Exactly what I'm saying! Trouble inside, trouble outside 1435 01:45:16,750 --> 01:45:20,686 what? What trouble...? - Calm down, darling... 1436 01:45:21,021 --> 01:45:24,013 I'm going out of my mind! What are you getting at...? 1437 01:45:24,858 --> 01:45:26,018 What? 1438 01:45:31,098 --> 01:45:36,695 Can't you still understand? - I understand everything, you creep! 1439 01:45:36,770 --> 01:45:38,863 Leave him alone, Mac! What are you doing? 1440 01:45:39,039 --> 01:45:41,098 He's making obscene gestures. Like this...! 1441 01:45:41,975 --> 01:45:45,911 Why won't you let me go in? - You want to know? I'll tell you! 1442 01:45:46,980 --> 01:45:49,210 I have personal things in there. - What personal things? 1443 01:45:50,117 --> 01:45:52,984 Hairbrush, toothbrush, towel... a whole lot of things 1444 01:45:53,120 --> 01:45:54,883 As if it'll kill you if she sees all that! 1445 01:45:55,055 --> 01:45:59,048 That's not all. I've put half a dozen undies up for drying 1446 01:45:59,126 --> 01:46:00,718 Two of them have holes! 1447 01:46:03,897 --> 01:46:06,730 I won't look at them. - I don't trust you. What if you do? 1448 01:46:07,901 --> 01:46:11,997 Your goddamn undies... - Leave him alone, Mac! 1449 01:46:13,006 --> 01:46:16,737 Don't get into a fight. I'll go into another room. Okay? 1450 01:46:21,915 --> 01:46:23,883 Won't you at least hear me out...? - I don't want to! 1451 01:46:23,951 --> 01:46:26,078 I hate going to prison, else I'd have killed you! 1452 01:46:26,253 --> 01:46:28,016 I wanted to tell you... - what...? 1453 01:46:29,923 --> 01:46:31,083 What's happening here? 1454 01:46:33,160 --> 01:46:34,752 The mains were switched off and I escaped! 1455 01:46:34,928 --> 01:46:37,761 I was telling him that they took off the main switch in the office... 1456 01:46:37,831 --> 01:46:42,234 and I escaped getting a shock. But when did you come? 1457 01:46:42,302 --> 01:46:44,429 Just now. I wondered what was happening here 1458 01:46:48,108 --> 01:46:50,770 You escaped this time. But not forever! Good bye! 1459 01:46:51,945 --> 01:46:53,105 Hey, listen... 1460 01:46:54,948 --> 01:46:56,779 where are you going? - I want to live! 1461 01:46:56,950 --> 01:47:00,181 And heart-attacks are very common nowadays 1462 01:47:00,254 --> 01:47:01,983 Mac, what's happening here? 1463 01:47:02,189 --> 01:47:05,181 He's leaving us and going away. Tell him to stay 1464 01:47:05,959 --> 01:47:07,119 why are you going? 1465 01:47:07,194 --> 01:47:08,957 I won't go, if you say 1466 01:47:10,964 --> 01:47:12,261 I didn't know you'd be coming so early. 1467 01:47:12,332 --> 01:47:14,129 Must finish my work in the office 1468 01:47:15,135 --> 01:47:17,126 You'll leave me all alone? - I'll be here with you 1469 01:47:20,307 --> 01:47:22,332 I'll come back soon. We'll have a quiet dinner and... 1470 01:47:25,479 --> 01:47:27,071 The cheese-pakoda is ready 1471 01:47:29,149 --> 01:47:32,084 cheese-pakoda? Who is it for? - Cheese-pakoda...? 1472 01:47:33,287 --> 01:47:35,084 It's for Shyam. - Me? 1473 01:47:37,891 --> 01:47:40,826 He eats cheese four times a day! Morning, afternoon, evening and night! 1474 01:47:40,894 --> 01:47:44,022 You'll bloat up like a buffalo! 1475 01:47:44,097 --> 01:47:46,998 No big wonder! He even looks like a pakoda! 1476 01:47:49,169 --> 01:47:54,004 All right, throw it away! We'll have only what Sweety likes 1477 01:47:54,241 --> 01:47:56,835 Throw it away! You know how I hate pakodas 1478 01:47:57,010 --> 01:47:59,843 do the dishes immediately and make curry and rice for everyone 1479 01:48:11,191 --> 01:48:13,523 what soup have I landed in...? 1480 01:48:13,593 --> 01:48:18,121 I'm always getting into this mess... 1481 01:48:18,198 --> 01:48:22,191 These fools play their own game and I'm the one who gets hurt. 1482 01:48:23,036 --> 01:48:25,869 I'm going for my work-outs. - Yes, darling! You build good health 1483 01:48:25,939 --> 01:48:29,033 I'll take care of the office! And we'll have dinner together! 1484 01:48:30,210 --> 01:48:32,405 Let me go! - So sweet! 1485 01:48:34,147 --> 01:48:37,275 Couldn't you tell me Sweety's here? - As if you were listening! 1486 01:48:39,219 --> 01:48:41,483 Well? Haven't you guys finished fighting yet? 1487 01:48:41,555 --> 01:48:44,285 We've made peace! Let's go and eat dinner somewhere in peace 1488 01:48:45,225 --> 01:48:47,887 what made you change your mind? - But you said you wanted to eat out! 1489 01:48:48,061 --> 01:48:49,892 Let's go! - But I said that... 1490 01:48:49,963 --> 01:48:53,160 only to stop you from fighting! Forget it, darling. Please! 1491 01:48:53,233 --> 01:48:55,428 No way! We're eating out! 1492 01:48:56,903 --> 01:49:02,239 But you said you'd do as I say! - And that's what we'll really do 1493 01:49:02,309 --> 01:49:03,901 All I want is... - The rice and curry is ready 1494 01:49:04,077 --> 01:49:06,910 Listen to me, will you? - Who asked you to make rice and curry? 1495 01:49:08,181 --> 01:49:10,911 We planned to go to a restaurant and... 1496 01:49:10,984 --> 01:49:13,919 the curry and rice was his idea! He keeps hogging on it! 1497 01:49:14,087 --> 01:49:17,921 You're going to bloat like a rhino! How much are you going to eat? 1498 01:49:17,991 --> 01:49:21,392 I'll have only cheese-pakodas. - I've thrown that away 1499 01:49:21,461 --> 01:49:23,258 Threw it away? What for? 1500 01:49:26,433 --> 01:49:28,458 Because of him! He asked him to! - I said I don't want it... 1501 01:49:28,535 --> 01:49:30,196 throw it away! 1502 01:49:36,343 --> 01:49:39,938 Our table is already booked. So let's go and eat. Please! 1503 01:49:43,950 --> 01:49:45,144 Throw it all away 1504 01:49:45,485 --> 01:49:47,953 All right. I'll go and change 1505 01:49:49,122 --> 01:49:50,282 Step aside 1506 01:49:55,295 --> 01:49:58,958 what happened...? - Gases! Smelly burps! 1507 01:49:59,232 --> 01:50:01,029 Must be acidity! I'll go and fetch the medicine! 1508 01:50:03,303 --> 01:50:06,136 Where are my clothes? And you...? 1509 01:50:06,373 --> 01:50:08,967 You're still standing here? I'm not going inside! 1510 01:50:13,447 --> 01:50:16,314 Can't you walk a bit faster? - couldn't wear the clothes, could I? 1511 01:50:19,252 --> 01:50:22,449 Drink this. It's a little bitter but it'll drive away the gases 1512 01:50:22,589 --> 01:50:24,250 Thank you. - I'll take a shower 1513 01:50:32,165 --> 01:50:34,395 You think you're watching a movie here? Get on with your work! 1514 01:50:34,501 --> 01:50:36,992 No movie, it's a farce! 1515 01:50:38,405 --> 01:50:44,071 Why are you taking a medicine? - For him. He has gas problems 1516 01:50:44,344 --> 01:50:48,007 Hey no... - drink it up! In one gulp! 1517 01:50:49,282 --> 01:50:51,273 He's going to lose all his gas. - How's this dress? 1518 01:50:51,351 --> 01:50:55,344 Now go and call the elevator up while I finish talking to him 1519 01:50:55,422 --> 01:50:58,220 But you guys just don't seem to finish chatting! 1520 01:50:58,291 --> 01:51:00,020 Please, please! - Okay, I'll get the lift up... 1521 01:51:00,093 --> 01:51:02,027 but I won't wait another minute. - Okay, okay! 1522 01:51:04,197 --> 01:51:06,028 She's looking so ravishing! - Never mind! 1523 01:51:06,199 --> 01:51:09,100 Before I return with deepti, take Sweety out somewhere! 1524 01:51:09,436 --> 01:51:13,304 Will she go out with me? - Think she's your sister-in-law! 1525 01:51:13,373 --> 01:51:16,365 My fiancée, after all! She'll surely go with you! 1526 01:51:18,445 --> 01:51:24,509 Mac, you haven't left yet? Please go and come back soon! 1527 01:51:24,584 --> 01:51:27,644 What will I do all alone...? - My love! 1528 01:51:27,721 --> 01:51:31,054 She's back, she's back... take to your heels! 1529 01:51:36,229 --> 01:51:42,225 I've had this lovely dream of a house in the city of flowers 1530 01:51:42,469 --> 01:51:46,462 I won the first prize for this song! - Do you really sing? 1531 01:51:46,573 --> 01:51:51,067 Of course! Do you like songs? - Yes, I do 1532 01:51:51,244 --> 01:51:54,736 So let's go to a place where they play great music 1533 01:51:55,248 --> 01:51:57,614 we'll have also dinner there. What say you? 1534 01:51:58,251 --> 01:52:01,345 But Mac will be coming back. - I don't think he's coming back 1535 01:52:02,255 --> 01:52:04,746 I haven't seen a heartless man like him in all my life! 1536 01:52:05,091 --> 01:52:06,558 How could he go away to the office... 1537 01:52:06,626 --> 01:52:08,491 ...leaving behind such a lovely fiancée? 1538 01:52:08,628 --> 01:52:12,086 Had I been in his shoes and a fire had broken out in my office... 1539 01:52:12,165 --> 01:52:14,099 I still wouldn't leave you and go anywhere! 1540 01:52:14,367 --> 01:52:18,497 I don't know whether what I'm doing is right... but do it, I must 1541 01:52:19,439 --> 01:52:23,569 I want to take you out to dinner 1542 01:52:26,446 --> 01:52:30,109 You're taking such good care of me. - So you're coming, aren't you? 1543 01:52:30,183 --> 01:52:33,118 How can I refuse someone who has such a large heart? 1544 01:52:33,286 --> 01:52:35,379 Thank you. - I'll be ready in a moment 1545 01:52:37,390 --> 01:52:38,448 Bye! - Hey... 1546 01:52:40,393 --> 01:52:42,588 where are you off to? - Who the hell are you to question me? 1547 01:52:42,662 --> 01:52:44,653 But you said it was child's play for you! 1548 01:52:44,731 --> 01:52:46,460 That the children are so grown up, I had no idea 1549 01:52:46,533 --> 01:52:47,727 Before this game becomes... 1550 01:52:47,801 --> 01:52:49,393 ...even more diabolic, I must leave. Out of my way! 1551 01:52:49,636 --> 01:52:53,128 Mac's coming back. Please stay! - Tell Mac that I have left! 1552 01:52:57,410 --> 01:52:59,537 What are you doing here? - This is where I stay 1553 01:52:59,646 --> 01:53:01,807 what's there to be surprised about? - Out of my way, I say 1554 01:53:02,315 --> 01:53:04,215 don't desert this ship! Lt'll sink! 1555 01:53:04,317 --> 01:53:06,342 Sunk or ripped apart, I don't care! 1556 01:53:06,419 --> 01:53:08,614 Get out of my way! - Let him go, if he wants to 1557 01:53:08,688 --> 01:53:10,349 There's no use having him here anyway! - 1558 01:53:10,490 --> 01:53:12,685 who the hell are you to throw me out? 1559 01:53:12,759 --> 01:53:14,750 You're right! - Who are you to order me around? 1560 01:53:15,328 --> 01:53:19,162 Try doing it where it works! Let me see who throws me out! 1561 01:53:19,499 --> 01:53:22,764 She boards an aircraft a few times and throws her weight around! 1562 01:53:23,436 --> 01:53:25,631 Where's Mac? - I've no idea 1563 01:53:25,705 --> 01:53:27,502 I told him my flight - timing had changed. 1564 01:53:27,574 --> 01:53:29,166 He must surely have forgotten 1565 01:53:29,342 --> 01:53:32,436 wrong! Wrong of him to forget! 1566 01:53:32,579 --> 01:53:35,571 Had I girlfriend like you, I'd never have forgotten 1567 01:53:35,682 --> 01:53:39,516 I didn't know you had a girlfriend. - No, I don't have a girlfriend 1568 01:53:41,454 --> 01:53:43,183 The doors to my heart are still open for her 1569 01:53:47,527 --> 01:53:49,188 Is there anything to eat? 1570 01:53:50,530 --> 01:53:52,191 Did you say something? I didn't hear a word 1571 01:53:52,465 --> 01:53:56,458 can I have something to eat? - How about a boiled elephant's egg? 1572 01:53:59,539 --> 01:54:03,532 He's out of his mind! know what? Let's go and eat at a restaurant 1573 01:54:03,810 --> 01:54:07,678 As you wish. At least I won't have to see that old fossil's face! 1574 01:54:07,747 --> 01:54:10,272 Not in here! That room, over there! - Why not...? 1575 01:54:10,550 --> 01:54:12,677 This room's in a mess. Needs to be cleaned up 1576 01:54:12,752 --> 01:54:16,745 Go and change in that room quickly. - Okay 1577 01:54:16,823 --> 01:54:18,222 Hurry up... quick! 1578 01:54:20,760 --> 01:54:23,228 Sam, which restaurant are we going to? - Wherever you say. 1579 01:54:23,396 --> 01:54:27,389 Whose bag is this? - This... is my bag! 1580 01:54:27,567 --> 01:54:32,504 I carry my stuff in this bag. A comb, ear-buds, talcum powder... 1581 01:54:32,572 --> 01:54:35,405 In a lady's bag? - No, it's not a lady's bag 1582 01:54:35,642 --> 01:54:38,236 It's a lady's and gents' bag which looks like a lady's bag! 1583 01:54:38,311 --> 01:54:41,747 It's nice, isn't it? - Never mind. How's my dress? 1584 01:54:41,848 --> 01:54:45,443 You look amazing! - What if I carried a scarf? 1585 01:54:45,518 --> 01:54:47,247 No, you don't need a scarf! You're looking great anyway! 1586 01:54:47,320 --> 01:54:49,254 Just wait. I'll show you 1587 01:54:55,428 --> 01:54:57,658 Shall we...? - I'm raring to go. Let's get going 1588 01:54:59,532 --> 01:55:02,524 why are you carrying my bag? - This bag... is it yours? 1589 01:55:02,602 --> 01:55:04,263 I was admiring its beauty 1590 01:55:06,806 --> 01:55:11,266 And whose bag is this...? - This one? This is mine, too! 1591 01:55:11,344 --> 01:55:15,280 I thought this bag was that one and that one was this one... 1592 01:55:15,348 --> 01:55:18,283 so I picked that one up. But this one is mine... 1593 01:55:18,351 --> 01:55:21,752 and that one is your bag! Let's go! 1594 01:55:22,455 --> 01:55:23,547 What confusion! 1595 01:55:24,691 --> 01:55:28,559 I ask for the last time. Who wants to eat and who doesn't? 1596 01:55:28,695 --> 01:55:34,497 What do you want to eat, or what don't you want to eat! 1597 01:55:47,480 --> 01:55:49,311 I am ready. 1598 01:56:12,505 --> 01:56:14,336 Listen to me... Sam! 1599 01:56:15,675 --> 01:56:19,611 No cheap snacks here. Get lost! - Hang on, will you? 1600 01:56:19,946 --> 01:56:22,506 Sam... - You can't go in 1601 01:56:22,682 --> 01:56:25,344 You take me for a beggar? I have a car out there! 1602 01:56:25,418 --> 01:56:27,352 I can't let you in! Go! 1603 01:56:27,520 --> 01:56:31,354 Stop troubling us or I'll call more security. 1604 01:56:33,526 --> 01:56:35,357 I wouldn't even pee in your hotel! 1605 01:56:35,428 --> 01:56:36,690 Do you have a mobile phone? 1606 01:56:36,863 --> 01:56:39,559 I'll have to call the airport to tell them I'm here 1607 01:56:39,699 --> 01:56:42,361 Sorry, I forgot to carry it. - That's okay 1608 01:56:42,435 --> 01:56:43,697 Let's call from the reception 1609 01:56:45,538 --> 01:56:47,369 If I haven't the right to go into my own room... 1610 01:56:47,440 --> 01:56:48,702 ...I don't want to live there! 1611 01:56:50,777 --> 01:56:53,371 Why are you pushing me...? Okay, do it on your feet 1612 01:56:53,446 --> 01:56:57,644 Excuse me, can I make a call please? - Wait please. 1613 01:56:57,717 --> 01:56:59,548 Pooja! Let's go to another hotel! - But what for? 1614 01:56:59,786 --> 01:57:01,549 Don't you think this place is stinking? 1615 01:57:02,789 --> 01:57:07,385 I can't smell anything. - No? I knew you had caught a cold! 1616 01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:10,393 Nothing's wrong with me. Stay here, I'll make the call and return 1617 01:57:11,998 --> 01:57:14,466 don't you trust me? Me? 1618 01:57:14,801 --> 01:57:19,397 Every time a plane flies overhead I wonder when... 1619 01:57:19,472 --> 01:57:23,806 when my Sweety will arrive. I mean, my deepti! 1620 01:57:24,744 --> 01:57:27,406 Deepti! Hear me out, please! 1621 01:57:31,751 --> 01:57:33,582 What the hell are you doing here? - And what are you doing here? 1622 01:57:33,753 --> 01:57:36,017 Of the thousands of restaurants in town, is this where you had to come? 1623 01:57:36,089 --> 01:57:37,420 Yes, of the thousands of restaurants in town... 1624 01:57:37,490 --> 01:57:38,752 ...is this where you had to come? 1625 01:57:38,892 --> 01:57:40,826 I'll smash your face! You imitate me? - What the hell are you doing? 1626 01:57:40,927 --> 01:57:43,691 I'd have gone elsewhere if you had told me you're coming here! 1627 01:57:43,763 --> 01:57:46,425 When's this mess going to come to an end! 1628 01:57:49,769 --> 01:57:51,600 So where's Sweety? - Not Sweety. Pooja 1629 01:57:51,838 --> 01:57:54,432 pooja! Where did she spring from? - I was leaving the house... 1630 01:57:54,507 --> 01:57:57,601 and she just breezed in! So I brought her here 1631 01:57:57,944 --> 01:58:00,777 And where is Sweety? - Sweety's at home 1632 01:58:00,947 --> 01:58:03,609 why did you leave her at home? - As if I could bring them together! 1633 01:58:03,850 --> 01:58:06,717 So where's Sweety now? - I told you, she's at home! 1634 01:58:06,786 --> 01:58:08,651 I mean, where's pooja? - Pooja's making a phone call 1635 01:58:08,721 --> 01:58:09,779 Making a phone call? 1636 01:58:15,795 --> 01:58:19,925 I get it. I'm done for. My game is up 1637 01:58:21,634 --> 01:58:22,794 How did I get myself into this? 1638 01:58:25,805 --> 01:58:27,466 Hey! They don't know each other 1639 01:58:29,642 --> 01:58:32,133 Oh yes! Thank God! 1640 01:58:35,815 --> 01:58:39,148 Here's what we'll do. I'll take deepti home 1641 01:58:39,652 --> 01:58:43,645 Before I can get there, tell Mambo to dump Sweety in some other room 1642 01:58:43,890 --> 01:58:45,755 Okay... but how? - How would I know! 1643 01:58:45,959 --> 01:58:50,658 Must I explain everything? Tell the old man to think of a way! 1644 01:58:50,763 --> 01:58:53,027 I don't know! Ask him to do it! He'll find a way out! 1645 01:58:57,904 --> 01:59:00,168 Where are they...? Where's deepti? 1646 01:59:00,840 --> 01:59:02,831 And where's pooja? - Look for her! 1647 01:59:03,009 --> 01:59:05,671 I'll go and find my curse! And listen... 1648 01:59:06,913 --> 01:59:08,505 don't let her go home. - Okay 1649 01:59:37,944 --> 01:59:39,707 what happened...? - Sorry! 1650 01:59:41,014 --> 01:59:42,072 Deepti! 1651 01:59:43,716 --> 01:59:44,876 Open the door! 1652 01:59:48,955 --> 01:59:50,547 He's going to get butchered today! 1653 01:59:51,958 --> 01:59:54,722 Chhotu, fetch the car! 1654 01:59:56,896 --> 01:59:59,057 keep going! Step on it! 1655 02:00:00,833 --> 02:00:02,562 Driver, follow that car. Quick! 1656 02:00:05,071 --> 02:00:07,733 Pooja! Stop there! 1657 02:00:08,975 --> 02:00:11,842 Move it, driver. - Hey, wait there! 1658 02:00:12,979 --> 02:00:17,746 Move it, I say! - Hey wait... 1659 02:00:17,817 --> 02:00:19,842 Okay, pooja. I'm coming. - C'mon in. Hurry up! 1660 02:00:21,754 --> 02:00:22,914 What are you up to? 1661 02:00:23,089 --> 02:00:25,580 Terribly insensitive of you to dump me and go back home! 1662 02:00:25,658 --> 02:00:32,860 I saw Mac there. - Pooja, my heart craves your love... 1663 02:00:32,932 --> 02:00:35,264 and you're running after Mac? 1664 02:00:35,868 --> 02:00:37,995 A man who ignored you, despite hearing your voice? 1665 02:00:38,771 --> 02:00:40,932 That's because... - I understand! Oh yes, I do 1666 02:00:41,007 --> 02:00:43,100 No one in the world values true love 1667 02:00:44,077 --> 02:00:46,602 The one I always see, the one closest to my heart... 1668 02:00:47,013 --> 02:00:49,777 if there is anyone... it's only you 1669 02:00:50,016 --> 02:00:53,110 But that's a song, isn't it? - Hmmm... no! Is it really a song? 1670 02:00:54,120 --> 02:00:56,611 Stop the car. Stop it! 1671 02:00:58,958 --> 02:01:01,688 Stay here. I'll be right back. - But where are you going? 1672 02:01:02,028 --> 02:01:04,360 Sam! - One second! 1673 02:01:11,037 --> 02:01:13,130 Mambo, give me a glass of water 1674 02:01:18,044 --> 02:01:19,909 where can I find a phone? - Over there 1675 02:01:29,055 --> 02:01:31,649 Mambo, listen carefully. It's me 1676 02:01:36,929 --> 02:01:38,658 The Singapore flight is soon landing there 1677 02:01:38,998 --> 02:01:43,128 But fix the Bangkok flight, so it doesn't wake up before morning! 1678 02:01:43,202 --> 02:01:46,660 You understand...? The Bombay flight is right here with me 1679 02:01:47,073 --> 02:01:51,066 Bomb...?! I mean, the Mumbai flight is here with me 1680 02:01:51,177 --> 02:01:55,136 It's about to take off, but I'll make sure it doesn't get there! 1681 02:01:56,015 --> 02:02:00,850 So do just as I say! It's a question of life and death! 1682 02:02:01,087 --> 02:02:04,682 From what he was saying, he appears to be a terrorist 1683 02:02:05,024 --> 02:02:08,687 He's planning something big. Like hijacking a plane 1684 02:02:08,761 --> 02:02:10,956 Let's stop him till the cops get here 1685 02:02:11,097 --> 02:02:14,191 Okay... yes! 1686 02:02:14,867 --> 02:02:17,028 Where to, smartass? - Home 1687 02:02:17,103 --> 02:02:19,230 You can't leave, until the police arrive 1688 02:02:19,872 --> 02:02:22,864 police...? - We know everything! Filthy terrorist! 1689 02:02:55,274 --> 02:03:00,906 Mambo, have you ever fallen in love? - With only my wife 1690 02:03:01,147 --> 02:03:04,275 do you have a wife? - I did, but not anymore 1691 02:03:04,350 --> 02:03:06,079 She eloped with my younger brother 1692 02:03:07,286 --> 02:03:09,277 But I'm very lucky in this respect. 1693 02:03:09,755 --> 02:03:11,814 Sure. You don't have a younger sister 1694 02:03:16,162 --> 02:03:22,761 I'm so lucky, Mac won't even look at a girl except me 1695 02:03:26,105 --> 02:03:31,099 How'd you know how many roving eyes Mac has? 1696 02:03:32,245 --> 02:03:35,942 If you're still listening, let me tell you... 1697 02:03:36,182 --> 02:03:40,118 whatever I'm doing is not of my own volition 1698 02:03:40,186 --> 02:03:43,952 I'm helpless. They're making me do it. Do you understand? 1699 02:03:44,190 --> 02:03:47,182 Since they're paying me, I'll have to do their bidding 1700 02:03:51,197 --> 02:04:00,299 Mac... - I'm Mambo! Mambo! 1701 02:04:08,147 --> 02:04:10,411 Was that a sleeping pill or an aphrodisiac? 1702 02:04:33,506 --> 02:04:35,565 Did you fix the girl? - Fix? 1703 02:04:35,841 --> 02:04:38,503 I only gave her a sedative, I can do nothing else 1704 02:04:38,577 --> 02:04:41,569 The next flight is arriving. Before it lands, 1705 02:04:41,847 --> 02:04:43,371 let's move this one 1706 02:05:12,411 --> 02:05:15,244 She's become as heavy as a pumpkin. - Shut up, jinx 1707 02:05:15,314 --> 02:05:16,542 If something happens to her... 1708 02:05:16,615 --> 02:05:18,515 I'll end up in jail. Do you want me 1709 02:05:18,584 --> 02:05:19,949 to rot in jail at this age? 1710 02:05:54,920 --> 02:05:56,581 You...? How did you arrive before me? 1711 02:05:56,655 --> 02:05:59,249 - Used my brains... I mean, body 1712 02:06:00,593 --> 02:06:03,528 I didn't want to see your face red with anger. Come here 1713 02:06:05,531 --> 02:06:08,261 Look! I have thrown all the underwear away 1714 02:06:08,334 --> 02:06:12,168 You can sleep in peace now. - I don't want your sympathy 1715 02:06:12,238 --> 02:06:16,436 Not sympathy. You have a right on me. This is what you call love 1716 02:06:16,509 --> 02:06:19,342 Let alone underwear, for your sake I'll even throw myself out! 1717 02:06:19,412 --> 02:06:23,508 You just want love, you are not willing to return love 1718 02:06:23,582 --> 02:06:28,576 don't be so cruel, love. Time will prove how much I love you 1719 02:06:28,654 --> 02:06:31,088 Lies! You can never understand a woman's feelings 1720 02:06:31,157 --> 02:06:34,684 Let alone one, I understand many women... I've read that book 1721 02:06:34,960 --> 02:06:38,088 The Fundamental principles of woman psychology 1722 02:06:38,164 --> 02:06:41,622 Lies! All lies! I know you are having other affairs too 1723 02:06:41,700 --> 02:06:45,158 what are you saying? This is preposterous 1724 02:06:45,237 --> 02:06:47,501 You are being preposterous! 1725 02:06:47,573 --> 02:06:54,979 Woman! Stay like a woman, and behave like one. Not like a whore 1726 02:06:55,047 --> 02:06:59,643 See? Your servant is humiliating me! - One minute 1727 02:07:00,986 --> 02:07:03,181 Old swine! How dare you talk to a woman like that? 1728 02:07:03,255 --> 02:07:04,313 I will kick you. 1729 02:07:04,390 --> 02:07:05,414 I'll break your jaw 1730 02:07:05,491 --> 02:07:11,327 I'm in a bloody mess and you are raving about women's character 1731 02:07:11,397 --> 02:07:12,455 Smartass, I'll thrash you! 1732 02:07:15,401 --> 02:07:18,234 Deepti, listen to me. My love... 1733 02:07:18,304 --> 02:07:20,738 my darling, listen to me, open the door 1734 02:07:21,006 --> 02:07:24,373 My honey, my baby, my sweetheart... 1735 02:07:37,022 --> 02:07:39,684 Bye. I'm leaving 1736 02:07:40,526 --> 02:07:44,018 where to? I'm your boss, I pay you 1737 02:07:44,096 --> 02:07:47,361 You can't leave without a month's notice 1738 02:07:47,433 --> 02:07:51,164 Notice? I serve you notice everyday, but you take no notice 1739 02:07:51,237 --> 02:07:54,695 You think you can swear at me at will? Can you? 1740 02:07:56,108 --> 02:07:58,702 I'm leaving! - Listen to me, you can't... 1741 02:07:58,777 --> 02:08:01,712 I don't want to listen. I have taken enough 1742 02:08:01,780 --> 02:08:04,044 I'm leaving. - You can't leave 1743 02:08:07,386 --> 02:08:08,717 pooja, I was just thinking about you. 1744 02:08:08,787 --> 02:08:11,051 Where you are, how you are! 1745 02:08:11,123 --> 02:08:16,186 And here you are! Looks like it's my day. Ask him 1746 02:08:16,262 --> 02:08:18,526 You don't need to worry about me. - Why? 1747 02:08:18,597 --> 02:08:22,158 I need to talk to you, it's urgent. - Urgent, my foot! 1748 02:08:22,234 --> 02:08:23,724 I want to talk to you in private 1749 02:08:25,571 --> 02:08:26,629 It's special 1750 02:08:30,075 --> 02:08:35,377 what happened? - I won't speak much. We're parting 1751 02:08:37,583 --> 02:08:40,746 don't even joke about it. It'll break my heart 1752 02:08:40,819 --> 02:08:44,755 You don't have a heart. We can't carry it further 1753 02:08:44,823 --> 02:08:48,759 This relationship has no future. - Pooja, what are you talking? 1754 02:08:48,827 --> 02:08:52,558 I always believed you will be my wife. 1755 02:08:52,631 --> 02:08:58,433 - I hadn't met Shyam before, you see 1756 02:08:58,504 --> 02:09:01,496 Hang on. How did you and Shyam...? 1757 02:09:01,574 --> 02:09:04,134 He is not like you. He doesn't wear a mask 1758 02:09:05,578 --> 02:09:08,274 If we part, fine. But don't get close to him 1759 02:09:08,347 --> 02:09:11,783 You don't know how cunning and slimy he is. I'll tell you 1760 02:09:11,850 --> 02:09:15,342 I'll expose him. You mustn't trust anyone so soon 1761 02:09:15,421 --> 02:09:18,219 Spending time with me doesn't prove 1762 02:09:18,290 --> 02:09:19,348 that your love for me is true 1763 02:09:21,393 --> 02:09:22,792 pooja, listen to me. I... 1764 02:09:24,396 --> 02:09:28,127 Mac, no need to be angry. It's all over between us 1765 02:09:28,200 --> 02:09:30,794 Forget me. I'm leaving 1766 02:09:30,869 --> 02:09:33,804 pooja, we are made for each other. Listen to me... 1767 02:09:33,872 --> 02:09:35,533 pooja, don't do this 1768 02:09:39,745 --> 02:09:43,545 Hope all's well? - No. But it will be 1769 02:09:49,488 --> 02:09:54,824 It's a beautiful paradise. I can't see it turning into hell 1770 02:10:00,499 --> 02:10:03,559 where's he going? - I'll tell you. Wait, I'll tell you 1771 02:10:04,470 --> 02:10:06,836 Listen, Shyam... 1772 02:10:08,340 --> 02:10:09,830 I planted a sapling... - when? 1773 02:10:09,908 --> 02:10:12,672 Long time back, before you even arrived 1774 02:10:13,679 --> 02:10:18,378 I watered it, provided manure, saved it from insects... 1775 02:10:18,450 --> 02:10:22,853 it grew big, bigger, huge 1776 02:10:24,189 --> 02:10:26,282 Then it gave flowers and fruits 1777 02:10:26,358 --> 02:10:31,728 One day, a swine plucked a fruit and began eating it 1778 02:10:31,797 --> 02:10:34,391 Now you tell me, what must I do? 1779 02:10:34,466 --> 02:10:38,596 Why don't you just thrash the swine? - Trust me, you are right! 1780 02:10:56,388 --> 02:11:03,487 Where friends meet, there's party 1781 02:11:07,833 --> 02:11:09,892 Swine! May you rot. - Hi! 1782 02:11:20,979 --> 02:11:23,539 Sorry, I left you alone and came here 1783 02:11:23,615 --> 02:11:26,413 Never mind. - I'll have some water 1784 02:11:32,758 --> 02:11:34,919 where are you going? - Don't you talk to me! 1785 02:11:46,872 --> 02:11:51,332 I'm sorry, I blew up at you. Please forgive me 1786 02:11:51,410 --> 02:11:55,278 I need to apologise, love. Why must you? 1787 02:11:55,347 --> 02:11:59,511 Go and take some rest. Take care of your skin 1788 02:12:03,622 --> 02:12:06,955 Swine! You made my life miserable 1789 02:12:10,896 --> 02:12:11,954 what's going on? 1790 02:12:15,901 --> 02:12:19,462 What's going on here? - Nothing. I'm giving him a massage 1791 02:12:19,538 --> 02:12:21,369 This is a special massage. Stretch your hands 1792 02:12:21,440 --> 02:12:22,907 Get up, Sam 1793 02:12:28,313 --> 02:12:30,508 I need to talk to you, it's about our future 1794 02:12:35,654 --> 02:12:38,817 I'll be back, darling. Okay? 1795 02:12:44,930 --> 02:12:46,397 Want to hit me more? Go ahead 1796 02:12:49,935 --> 02:12:52,995 Mambo quit. If you say, I'll leave too 1797 02:12:53,071 --> 02:12:57,872 But if I leave, it'll be difficult for you to manage this game 1798 02:12:57,943 --> 02:13:00,002 Think it over 1799 02:13:10,856 --> 02:13:13,757 All right. From now on, pooja is yours 1800 02:13:13,826 --> 02:13:17,762 deepti and Sweety are mine. - Okay 1801 02:13:18,897 --> 02:13:21,957 we won't interfere. Promise? - Okay 1802 02:13:22,034 --> 02:13:27,028 And listen... when the girls leave for work in the morning... 1803 02:13:27,105 --> 02:13:31,439 we'll sit and design the future plans of this game 1804 02:13:31,510 --> 02:13:33,842 Okay. - Done? Good night 1805 02:13:33,912 --> 02:13:35,937 where are you going? Pooja is there 1806 02:13:51,463 --> 02:13:53,055 Hurry up, deepti. It's time for your flight 1807 02:13:53,131 --> 02:13:56,567 Sam darling, hurry up. It's time to leave... 1808 02:13:59,004 --> 02:14:00,995 Tone it down! You'll wake everyone 1809 02:14:01,073 --> 02:14:03,064 Everyone? We are only three of us here. 1810 02:14:03,141 --> 02:14:06,076 - I mean... the neighbours 1811 02:14:06,144 --> 02:14:09,011 They already have complaints against me. Speak softly 1812 02:14:09,081 --> 02:14:12,073 All right. Mac, I'm sorry about yesterday 1813 02:14:12,150 --> 02:14:16,086 I spoke too much. I said that because 1814 02:14:16,154 --> 02:14:18,486 I realised you are a first rate fraud 1815 02:14:18,557 --> 02:14:22,721 Forgive me. - I forgave you last night itself 1816 02:14:22,794 --> 02:14:24,762 I forgive women on the spot 1817 02:14:26,598 --> 02:14:28,657 You look great in this dress. - Thank you 1818 02:14:28,734 --> 02:14:32,101 No time to romance. Leave, it's time for her flight 1819 02:14:32,170 --> 02:14:34,035 Okay. Let's go. - Bye 1820 02:14:41,046 --> 02:14:43,981 who is this? - Who? Who is who? 1821 02:14:46,451 --> 02:14:48,749 She...? She's Sam's fiancee 1822 02:14:48,820 --> 02:14:51,584 Let's go, deepti. - Hang on, Mac 1823 02:14:51,657 --> 02:14:53,955 You should also introduce her, don't you think? 1824 02:14:54,026 --> 02:14:57,052 Don't you know each other? She is deepti 1825 02:14:57,129 --> 02:15:01,122 c'mon, you are late. - No. The introduction is not over yet 1826 02:15:01,199 --> 02:15:04,657 Tell me, how did this girl land here? - She took a cab 1827 02:15:04,736 --> 02:15:07,136 what has she to do with this house? 1828 02:15:07,205 --> 02:15:09,139 - What has she to do with this house! 1829 02:15:09,207 --> 02:15:14,804 Deepti is an airhostess, and Sam's fiancee 1830 02:15:14,880 --> 02:15:16,472 pooja is also an airhostess 1831 02:15:16,548 --> 02:15:19,881 Amazing! Both are airhostesses. Same uniform too 1832 02:15:19,952 --> 02:15:23,149 what a coincidence! Let's go 1833 02:15:23,221 --> 02:15:26,122 One minute! What were you doing in this bedroom? 1834 02:15:26,191 --> 02:15:29,957 Tell her. - I was putting on my uniform 1835 02:15:30,028 --> 02:15:33,794 putting on her uniform. She is an airhostess, after all 1836 02:15:33,865 --> 02:15:35,560 She's not a banker 1837 02:15:37,970 --> 02:15:40,495 deepti, time for your flight. Move 1838 02:15:40,572 --> 02:15:42,540 Sam! Do you know her? 1839 02:15:42,607 --> 02:15:46,043 Why is she here? Please tell me 1840 02:15:48,013 --> 02:15:50,538 One minute. You never told me you had a fiancee 1841 02:15:50,615 --> 02:15:53,743 Actually, we met just last night 1842 02:15:53,819 --> 02:15:56,549 we fell in love just last night and we decided to marry 1843 02:16:01,193 --> 02:16:04,788 where did you meet her? - Bella Vista, floor no. 13... 1844 02:16:04,863 --> 02:16:07,730 It's this house! - That's right 1845 02:16:07,799 --> 02:16:11,064 How is Mac related to her? - Mac...? 1846 02:16:11,136 --> 02:16:15,664 Did you hear her? She's asking about our relationship 1847 02:16:15,741 --> 02:16:17,208 we'll go mad, let's go 1848 02:16:19,077 --> 02:16:20,669 I want an answer! You haven't given 1849 02:16:20,746 --> 02:16:22,805 a proper introduction of this girl 1850 02:16:22,881 --> 02:16:24,212 He is my fiance 1851 02:16:28,553 --> 02:16:31,886 when did he get engaged to you? - Been a long time 1852 02:16:31,957 --> 02:16:36,223 This fiance of yours was my fiance until yesterday 1853 02:16:36,294 --> 02:16:40,230 That's right. She was my ex-girlfriend 1854 02:16:40,298 --> 02:16:44,598 But I was your boyfriend. - One and the same thing 1855 02:16:44,669 --> 02:16:47,035 I'm not denying it. One and the same. 1856 02:16:47,105 --> 02:16:49,767 But now she is his girlfriend 1857 02:16:49,841 --> 02:16:52,901 But I met Sam just yesterday. - She's right 1858 02:16:52,978 --> 02:16:56,573 And we fell in love! - Hear that? You trust me now? 1859 02:16:56,648 --> 02:16:59,640 All right, now I understand. The two of you are hand in glove 1860 02:16:59,718 --> 02:17:02,243 Stop raving. If you want, you can marry him 1861 02:17:02,320 --> 02:17:05,619 On the contrary, you betrayed me. But I forgave you... 1862 02:17:05,690 --> 02:17:07,590 because you belong to a decent family. Don't forget that 1863 02:17:07,659 --> 02:17:09,889 Shut up! You have been playing games... 1864 02:17:09,961 --> 02:17:11,019 ...with the two of us all this while 1865 02:17:15,734 --> 02:17:18,259 It's history! Let bygones be bygones 1866 02:17:20,272 --> 02:17:21,967 The two of you have opened our eyes, 1867 02:17:22,040 --> 02:17:25,271 put us on the right track, that's it 1868 02:17:25,343 --> 02:17:29,279 Sam, from now on pooja belongs to you and deepti is mine 1869 02:17:29,347 --> 02:17:33,283 No other girl will come into our lives again 1870 02:17:33,351 --> 02:17:35,615 It's a sin even to think about it, remember 1871 02:17:35,687 --> 02:17:39,282 put your hand forward... do it! 1872 02:17:39,357 --> 02:17:41,018 Give him your hand, pooja 1873 02:17:41,093 --> 02:17:45,052 don't think much, give him your hand before you miss your bus 1874 02:17:45,797 --> 02:17:46,855 Right 1875 02:17:52,904 --> 02:17:56,670 That's like it. We'll stay together from now. Fine? 1876 02:17:56,741 --> 02:17:59,972 We won't ever cheat. We'll always stay together 1877 02:18:08,153 --> 02:18:11,247 Mac darling, who are these girls? 1878 02:18:13,692 --> 02:18:15,956 Run! 1879 02:18:21,666 --> 02:18:23,725 Run! Start the motorcycle 1880 02:18:25,670 --> 02:18:26,796 quick! 1881 02:18:26,872 --> 02:18:29,340 Swine, start it! 1882 02:18:29,407 --> 02:18:33,343 Giving you a motorcycle is like feeding nuts to a dog 1883 02:18:33,411 --> 02:18:35,902 Start it! - You start it 1884 02:18:38,683 --> 02:18:40,344 Brother Mac! 1885 02:18:40,418 --> 02:18:44,081 What happened? - You are ruined! 1886 02:18:44,156 --> 02:18:47,023 How do you know that? - Nageshwar... 1887 02:18:47,092 --> 02:18:50,061 The white spot? - Yes. Anjali greased his palm... 1888 02:18:50,128 --> 02:18:52,323 and he told her everything about your setups 1889 02:18:52,397 --> 02:18:55,161 May he be ruined! He's nailed me 1890 02:18:55,233 --> 02:18:58,361 I have lost her, and the others too. - The other girls too? How? 1891 02:18:58,436 --> 02:19:02,133 Wait here, they will be coming with brooms, knives and missiles 1892 02:19:02,207 --> 02:19:03,799 Ask them, and they will tell you 1893 02:19:03,875 --> 02:19:08,005 where do I go? Where do I kill myself? - Listen! 1894 02:19:08,079 --> 02:19:11,242 Before Anjali leaves for India, go and apologise to her 1895 02:19:11,316 --> 02:19:13,716 Else, you'll lose her forever. Go! 1896 02:19:15,053 --> 02:19:17,385 I'll drive! - Easy with the door 1897 02:19:20,058 --> 02:19:21,719 Get inside 1898 02:19:21,793 --> 02:19:23,886 Shyam, I'm off! Get the motorcycle over tomorrow, swine! 1899 02:19:32,137 --> 02:19:34,901 Uncle, where's Anjali? 1900 02:19:35,740 --> 02:19:40,404 She left. And why not? She has found out everything about you 1901 02:19:40,478 --> 02:19:43,811 You were her greatest mistake 1902 02:19:43,882 --> 02:19:47,409 You can't belong to one girl 1903 02:19:47,485 --> 02:19:52,422 For you, women are playthings! And Anjali is not a plaything 1904 02:19:52,490 --> 02:19:55,926 Go away. And keep the game of musical chair on 1905 02:19:55,994 --> 02:19:58,019 Go on, forget her. Go 1906 02:19:59,097 --> 02:20:01,258 what time is her flight? - 6:30 1907 02:20:01,333 --> 02:20:02,425 Thank you 1908 02:20:06,271 --> 02:20:09,001 No, I'm not going! - I just want to see the time 1909 02:20:09,074 --> 02:20:11,269 Time, all right. - 6:00! 1910 02:20:24,389 --> 02:20:27,449 One minute. Air India flight? - Took off 1911 02:20:27,525 --> 02:20:29,459 when? - Half-hour back 1912 02:20:45,477 --> 02:20:47,809 Now stop this game of romance, I've had enough! 1913 02:20:47,879 --> 02:20:51,815 I don't have the strength, I can't take it anymore! 1914 02:21:01,493 --> 02:21:02,960 Anjali... - No need to say anything 1915 02:21:04,229 --> 02:21:07,824 I have told her everything, and she has forgiven you 1916 02:21:07,899 --> 02:21:12,836 This ring is the root cause of all misery. Take it off 1917 02:21:16,007 --> 02:21:17,497 And put it on my sister-in-law's finger. For good 1918 02:21:17,575 --> 02:21:22,842 All's well that end's well! From now on, focus only on family 1919 02:21:23,348 --> 02:21:24,838 Run! 1920 02:21:26,251 --> 02:21:28,412 Run! 1921 02:21:28,486 --> 02:21:32,047 Give me the car key, Babban! 1922 02:21:33,047 --> 02:21:43,047 THE END