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A python never toils
Nor does a bird work
Saint Manuka has said...
...Lord Ram is everyone's benefactor
Happiness is short lived
Life's filled with turmoil
The only lucky person in this world
Is the one that has the power of green
Here the party goes all night long
Sing baby, baby, sing this song
Chill out
At 12 o'clock on those moonlit nights
We will gesture you to come closer
At 12 o'clock on those moonlit nights
We will gesture you to come closer
I won't sleep and neither will you
We will be lost in each other
Come to me home and let things get on
Tomorrow I will take you to Hong Kong
Sing baby, baby, sing this song
Chill out
They say nothing's free in this world
Take a look at us, we are completely free
They say nothing's free in this world
Take a look at us, we are completely free
Some became MA, BA while some became CA
We don't care whether anyone lives or dies
We are never wrong
Sing baby, baby, sing this song
Chill out
Stop!
Stop scoundrel
You dare splash mud on us Rascal
We fail to do anything while we are awake
Now that we are having fun in our dreams...
...its making you jealous Rascal
Bloody basket
When will our dreams come true?
For two years... for the past two years...
...we have been standing near this board
But there is no trace of a single accident
Boman - Yes
Name is there but there's no trace
Excuse me, Adi
How will we benefit from a car accident?
You are asking after two years
This is the road where that bald millionaire...
...told us the secret of millions
'ln St Sebastian garden, Goa...'
'...under a big W...a big W there are 100 million hidden'
'100 million'
Mama will be proud of us
You made me donate all the money
'Come on, Adi, give the money'
'Why should l give the money?'
'Am l crazy?'
'Give it, Adi, for mama's sake'
Since then...day and night we have been keeping an eye...
...on cars passing-by
Thinking now there will be an accident
Now there will be an accident
Not even a single car
Disgraceful
Hey, brother
Bang your car
Hey, brother, at least you bang your car
Look, l am pleading to you
At least listen to me
Hey, brother...
lf you act so badly people will surely spit on you
Yes, no car will meet with an accident here...
...because we are...very unfortunate
- Now, there's just one way left - What way?
The devious way
Adi, what are we doing at this bar?
Oh, we are going to cook omelet and sell them
No omelet, we are going to knockout people
Roy
What?
Can l sit?
What are you going to do with this egg?
Mister, if you can keep this egg in your mouth...
...without breaking it, l will give you 5000
Tony, can keep an entire chicken inside his mouth...
...for 5000 so what's an egg
Then...keep this in your mouth
Then give me the egg
He has done an amazing thing
Forget about the egg and chicken...
...you have been fooled, Tony
Why you...
He's coming
Check the pocket
- Mine's empty - Check his pocket
Yes, Adi, 2000 rupees
So what is my share?
500 for you and 500 for you
Give it here
Take him away, take him away
Move back
Adi, my 500
Here
Torn note - Yes
So you can't spend without me
Wow, Adi, you are so smart - Yes
Run Get ready,get ready
Get the money
4000 rupees
2000 for you
2000 for us
Take him away
- Adi, 2000 rupees - Give me 1000 rupees
Okay, 1000 for you and 1000 for me
Forget...forget that fool
Look, everyone recognizes me now
Now you go inside - Okay
Right - Take the bag
Here
Operation, egg... knockout starts again
Yes
What? - Sorry
What will you do with this egg?
l will put a challenge of 5000 rupees that...
...you can't keep this egg in your mouth without breaking it
- Can you do it? - l can do anything?
Fine, first you do it
Then l will do it
- Promise? - Promise
Swallow the egg
Break the egg
Save me
Adi
Hit him, hit him, oh shit!
Oh no
There they are
Beat them
Enough Enough
No one ever beat us up so badly
Adi, be thankful that at least they didn't rape us
Our fate has raped us
lf we had money...
...then we would've had so many things
Yes, car, bungalow, bank balance and ma...
- Mother - Quiet
Mercedes Benz
Yes, Mercedes
Like the one Kabir's sitting in
Kabir!
Kabir
- Kabir
Where did that miserable guy get so much money from?
Even he donated his money
Run,run,follow him!
Such a big car
Such a big office
How did Kabir become so rich?
Loyalty, honesty, dedication and responsibility
Today Kabir Naik is rich because of these four qualities
And l have seen these four qualities in the four of you
Thank you
And that is why the four of you are here
Sir has appointed you the chief executive...
...of our next multi-million venture
- Thank you, sir - Thank you, sir
That's nothing
Sir is giving you furnished apartments...
...along with fixed salaries
And yes, everyone will have a personal car as well
Congratulations
Thank you
- Sir, how do we thank you? - Just like you do
Look, if the four of you keep working hard...
...then one day l will make you partners in this company
Partners
- Thank you, sir - Thank you
lt's okay
Thank you
lnstead of us four talented people...
...he's making these four fools his partner
lt should have been us in their place
lf we become the partners...
...then we will have car, bungalow, bank balance
But how will we become partners?
- Emotional... - Torture
Yes, let's go
Adi
Adi, no Adi, no
Not this way, Adi
Not this way
Napkin, sir Napkin
Troy
Roy
Wipe, you rascals, wipe
Chaman - Boman
Kabadi - Adi
Tandav - Manav
Yes, yes
How are all of you?
- What are you doing here? - Cleaning the toilets
What? - Shocked, aren't you?
That why intelligent people like us...
...are doing such a backward job
Have courage, Roy, have courage
We will be successful
There's hope in our hearts
No matter how much it stinks
Cotton... just like there's cotton stashed in the pillow...
...there are four things stashed in us as well
No, no, no, we are born with it
- Like...loyalty - Honesty
Dedication - Deceit
No, no, not deceit
Responsibility
Just a minute
That's what l said - And we heard it
Outside the window, covertly
Quietly
You eavesdropped on my conversation...
...and now are putting up a charade here
lt's not a drama but emotional torture
So that you can forget about those four fools...
...and make us your partners
Make your four partners - Yes
Good idea
lf l even appoint you watchmen here...
...it will be insulting to them
Fools
He humiliated us so badly
Now no matter what happens...
...but we will be your partners, Kabir - Yes
Otherwise l am the son of two fathers
And l am the son of three father
l am the son of four fathers
l am the son of the entire lndia
There's no one in the office
Seems like Kabir called us first
He ought to, after all we are VlP's
Very important person
Now we'll have money, position, power
- Now everyone will salute us and say... - Scoundrels!
Rascals
You will be punished
Equally - Much more than that
No
You rascals, scoundrels, fool, stupid, morons...
l hadn't slapped you
You gave a 100 crores estimate to Kabir sir...
...on month end
Yes
But the profit was just 99,99,99,000
That means there was a loss of 1000 rupees
You...you deserve one more slap
Slap - Slap
Take them away - Okay, boss
Okay, okay
No, no, no
Such severe torture for just 1000 rupees
Kabir sir has appointed four new people in your place
That means us
That's why you are fired
Fired!
And Kabir sir doesn't just say fire
He fires with his gun
Give me the gun
Give me the gun! Gun!
Okay, boss
Where is he taking it out from?
Jallad - Yes, boss
Close the door - Okay, boss
Don't kill us - No
Don't shoot us
Murder Murder
Run away
You won't get anything here except for death
Run, Arjun, run!
Run!
Just a minute
Kabir sir
Look, he is here to kill us
Let us go, please
l won't let you go like this
See, he will kill us
- l will kill you? - See, he is telling us
l will kill you
Shut up, you idiots
Otherwise l will fire you guys
See he will fire at us
So this is your doing - Yes
Obviously
And until you keep calling such idiots...
...we will keep driving them away
Until you don't make us your partners
Understand - Partners
Kabir
Nice
Darling, what's going on?
ls everything alright?
Who is she?
She is our madam
Kabir sir's wife - Wife?
Yes
Sister-in-law!
Who...who are they, Kabir? - Kabir?
Not, Kabir
Ram, and you are Sita
And we are Ram's younger brothers
So sweet - Thank you
Just a minute
Ram only had three younger brothers
That's okay Consider yourself Draupadi...
...and us, four plus one, five Pandavas
Darling, you go on, l will join you
Okay, darling, bye
Bye - Bye
The four of you managed to barge inside my office
But if you try to barge in my bungalow...
...then l will punch your face in
He's very short-tempered
Kabir, not just your bungalow...
...but we will follow you even to hell
Come on, follow him
Enough is enough, Kabir
There's a limit to everything
l don't want to discuss this any more
You understand
Did you understand anything? - No
l mean yes
- But, l need some money... - l said no means no, Kabir
l give you money every month for the monthly expenses, isn't it?
Not a single penny more
- lf l could get 500,000... - You won't get five rupees
Darling, juice
He turned out to be a poor beggar just like us
He's a beggar and she's poor
He is living off his wife
36 - 24 - 36
Seven
Shoe size Shoe size
You are looking at her shoe size, aren't you ashamed?
She is like our sister-in-law
What a sister-in-law!
Honey, listen to me
Kabir, why don't you understand?
l don't want to have this discussion any more
The discussion is over
l am going for a shower
Hello, Gulabo - Gulabo
My, sugar honey, sugar pie, sugar doll, sugar bag
That scoundrel is having an affair
That too so sweet
He will die of diabetes
ldea! Listen
My wife must have been born after 1000 foxes died
l am tolerating my wife for money
Otherwise l would have left her long back
But don't you worry, baby
l will adjust it in the accounts...
...and get your set by tomorrow
And after that lights off, Jacuzzi on
And have some fun in the Jacuzzi
Kabir and gulabo will be together
Where is my other phone?
Kabir
Your mobile is right here
You here
How did all of you come here?
- And my mobile - And this mobile has an MMS clip...
...which has Kabir and Gulabo's conversation
'My wife must have been born after 1000 foxes died'
'l am tolerating my wife for money'
'Kabir and Gulabo will be together'
Adi, what if sister-in-law sees this clip?
He will be in trouble
Shut up
- You are trying to blackmail me - No
We aren't trying we are doing it
Quiet!
You think l will be scared of you - No
We are sure you will be scared
lf you don't make us your partner...
...then we will send this MMS clip on sister-in-law's mobile
Kabir
The button will get pressed
Kabir
Why am l hiding? You hide
Kabir, what have you sent?
What a superb joke you have messaged me? - Joke?
Yes
Husbands and the sun are so unfaithful
They come with 'Kiran' (Ray of light)
Stay with 'Roshini' (light)
And leave with 'Sandhya' (evening)
- This better be a joke, Kabir - Of course, darling
lf you don't make us your partner...
...then we will make a joke out of you in front of your wife
Yes
This isn't how one becomes partners
One has to come to the office and work to become partners
We will surely come to the office...
...but you will do the work
And these goggles are really nice...
...to watch you do the work
Can l please have it? Thank you very much
Thank you
That looks cool
And to come to the office, we need a car
The car keys Because it won't look nice if we walk
Yes, this is damn cool
This isn't what l thought of you
Ma'am, l always doubted sir
What did l ever ask for?
That there shouldn't be any dearth in my love
lnstead l got a rascal
But l love this rascal, darling
l love you so much
My dear sister, do you know who's responsible...
...in making me a con - Who, brother
Bachchan sir - You mean, Big B
Yeah!
When the police department stopped my promotion...
...and transferred me to Yavatmal
l had nothing to do there except for watching television
And everyday at 9 o'clock Bachchan sir...
...would come on television and say...
..."Kaun Banega Crorepati, Kaun Banega Crorepati"
That's when l realized...
...that its important to be a con first to be a millionaire
And now with the two of you supporting me...
...we three cons will make their plight bad
But, brother, the other four were really perfect...
...for our plan as well
We managed to trap them with difficulty
They ran away because of these four
And then they came to me and said...
...pick us, pick us
So what could l do?
Last time l was going to have a great time...
...with a huge amount of money
But my plan was foiled because of these four fools
But now...no goof ups
My dear sister, you keep playing the role of my secretary
And Kamini, you as my strict wife
What is this nonsense, Kabir?
These four aren't even qualified
Kamini, what was that?
That's the first dialogue of our next scene
What is this nonsense, Kabir?
These four don't even look qualified
That's exactly what l am saying, ma'am
Ask them...who is most qualified amongst them?
Oh, so you are the most qualified one?
How educated are you? - Until 10 o'clock
Until 10 o'clock?
The school started at 9 o'clock
After an hour, the principal understood...
...that l can't study anything
Did you hear? - No, no
He is just joking
We are qualified
We also have a degree - What degree?
MMS degree, isn't it, Kabir?
Tell sister-in-law
Yes, yes, MMS, isn't it?
Ya, take me for a ride
What?
ls there any such degree? - Ma'am
Even if there is such a degree...
...then its useless for our company
Look, look at their faces
They look like crooks
Excuse me - Yes
Ma'am, fax
Ma'am, our property...
...which was stuck in legal matters for a long time...
...has been cleared
Now you are the rightful owner, ma'am
Kiya, that's great news
Kabir, l am so happy
lt was very important for this land matter to be cleared
But why today? Why?
lt's all because of these...boys
They are so lucky
You know something, darling
l love them to death
You are right, Kabir
Why today? Why now?
These four are lucky rascals - Rascals
She is calling us rascals - She is also calling us lucky
l have decided
These four are now our company's 20% partners
- How much do l get then? - Shut up, shut up
Ma'am, what are you saying?
Kiya, arrange for a veneration on the land
And invite these four specially
After all they are our lucky mascots
Oye lucky, oye lucky
Oye lucky,
Oye ediot oye
They are jacked now
Come, mister
The veneration is complete
Now hit the plough on this field and begin
Darling, let these four do it
Why these four, ma'am?
Your husband should do it?
We got this land as soon as these four stepped in the office
So they should do this auspicious deed
You are right, dear
Come here
You are so sweet
Thank you
Hit it here, here
One...two...
Wow, Adi
What is this? - Super Vasmol 33 hair dye
Shut up, let me check - Okay
Oh my, God! This is oil
Oil - Oil
l can't believe this, Kamini, crude oil
Oil! Oil!
Oh my, God! Kiya, did you hear?
Superb, ma'am, superb
Until now, oil was found only in Arab countries
Sharjah, Dubai and now Mumbai
Not just Mumbai, it's in our own land, our land
Our land, our land, our land
Kabir, raise our percentage to 30%
Do it, do it - Please
Listen to me - Kabir
Just a minute Just a minute
Darling, l was thinking... - l have already thought about it
From today these four are our company's 40% partners
535 - 40%
40%! - Yes
We all will be billionaires now
You are right, darling
Billionaire
Al - habibi, al- habibi
Al- habibi, vallah - vallah
Al - habibi, al- habibi
Al- habibi, vallah - vallah
Girl you're the bun
You're the loving machine
There is oil in my viens
There is oil running through my body
Aalu Bukhara, dig with a spade, a deadly fountain
Wonderful! - Hey!
Marvelous! - Hey!
Moneybox worth millions - Oye!
Papa, you always used to say
Son, you will never do anything
No matter how hard you try...
...but one day you will be flat-broke
But now l am rich!
l am rich
Sorry, sir
Secret file
She's smiling so much
What secret is she hiding?
Let's find out
Beware of those dogs, sir - Dogs?
They are like stray dogs - You are right, Kiya
Dogs
This secret file almost...
Softly, sir, the walls have ears
The doors don't - Oh, yes
This blue print of your superb idea...
...of making a refinery on the land where you hit oil...
...and your mind-blowing plan of making billions...
...- shouldn't reach those four, sir - lt has, it has
What if it does?
Then they will take this file to ma'am
And those rascals...
...will be 50% partners of the company
Yes
Were you secretly overhearing our conversation?
Us? Yes
Shut up
Cockroaches
Move aside
Kabir, blue print, Kabir
Otherwise l will send this blue print to sister-in-law...
You all are too smart - Of course, we are
Come on, guys
Fantastic boys - Fantastic
The refineries blue print is ready
Now only if we can get an investor...
...to invest 250 crores in it then... - Then?
Then you will get 50% partnership
50% 50% - Okay
50%!
Just a minute
Even if you find an investor...
...then how will you convince him?
We have MMS degree
Manav, you are so smart
Mama will be so proud of you - Very smart
Yes, l am
Give me a hug
Manav
Come on, Manav, give me a hug
Mama will not feel proud
'Paay lagoo, sriraam lagoo...'
What a hug!
Come in
Quiet!
Shatrughan Sinha
You fool, we are not ordinary people
Quickly tell us about the investor otherwise...
Hey, don't punch him
He is our Kabir
He will surely get an investor
He will go to Peepli, 'Dhobi-ghat'...
...even in Delhi's belly, but surely get an investor
lsn't it, Kabir?
Hey you
Amitabh Bachchan
By relation l am your father
And the name is... - Forget it, speak ahead
Fix an appointment with the investor
Goat Goat, goat
Shahrukh Khan
Mandira Mandira, no
Obama, Obama...no, no, no
My name is Manav, l am not...not...not an investor
Not, not
We want an investor
You want an investor, that's all
Come, come
He will say it in our ears
Did you get your investor?
Rascal, you raised your hand on us
Did you forget?
Did you forget Gulabo?
MMS
You are dead, l am going to ruin you
Give the phone Give the phone - Give the phone
l don't have the phone - What?
Yes, last evening Kabir asked for it and l gave him
Kabir asked for it and you gave it to him
He wanted to call his mother
He was missing her
He was missing...his mother...
You have ruined us
We have lost the phone
We have lost the investor
We have lost the partnership
Adi, l am not so smart
l will kill him
That's enough
Get out Get out Get out
Kabir
Stop, Kabir
l have already made a copy of that Kabir
You are not that strong...to suppress us
Very smart
What now, Kabir?
Bata bhai - We don't want shoes
Not shoes
Bata bhai, your private investor
lnvestor, yes
Glory to... - Batanand Swami
Bata bhai why are you turning into a saint from an criminal
Hey, take it out and give it in my hand - Yes, boss
Here
Hey...you ediot
...and the entire gang members
Open your ears and listen carefully
Now Bata bhai's days of crime... - Out the window
But, Bata bhai, why stop committing crimes?
You know yesterday l called up a party and said...
This is the area's bhai (don) speaking
And do you know what he replied? - What?
ls your sister's name Area?
Really
Laugh, laugh, laugh you scoundrels
There's no more respect
That's why Bata bhai is bidding adieu...
...to the world of crimes from today
From today, l will only speak for discourses
Devotees, gentlemen
Bata bhai greets those...
...who have been sitting here for a long time
Sri Ram, the solo hero of Ramayan
ln the first reel itself he was banished for 14 years
Mother Sita went along for company
That's where the villain made an entry Ravan
lt rhymes
What is he saying?
He kidnapped mother Sita from outdoor
But right then, Hanuman made a daring entry...
...in the supporting role
He took a bus to Lanka...
...and disrobed Ravan - Hello! That's wrong
Draupadi was disrobed
You are mixing Ramayan with Mahabharat
Basher Bokade, bring him to me
Hey, let's go
Hey, Ganga Jamuna's Dilip Kumar
You are the area's milkman, aren't you? - Yes
So, when you can mix water with milk...
...then why can't l mix Ramayan with Mahabharat
Your point is right
Kallu Koyle, take him at the back and disrobe him...
...and rectify his point as well
Why disrobe me?
Leave me
The Ramayan and the Mahabharat...
...are different scriptures
Hey you fool, its people like you...
...who don't let us dons change their profession
Don't cry, boss
He's no saint, he is an imposter
Hey, silent movie's dubbing artist
lf anyone compliments me now, l will kill him
Understand
No, boss No
No, boss
Did it to quit rowdyism, right?
Brother, please listen to me...
Hey, catch them - Brother! Brother!
They ran away
Scoundrel
Calm down, boss
Hey...my glasses - Yes
Glasses
Here, boss
l don't wish to see this sinful world
Wow! Wow!
Once more
Superb
Bata bhai - That's called terror
Bata bhai, your intense voice isn't for preaching
lt's for threatening
Even the most courageous will feel timid before you
And the only thing he will be left with will be...
Bata bhai
Bag - Oh, yes
Hey, flop heroes of single screen, what is this?
25 lakhs - Advance extortion money
What? - Advance extortion money
What? - We have already said it twice
Are you deaf?
Rascal - Just like there's advance tax...
...this is advance extortion money
Bata bhai Bata bhai
This is because you don't know us
We always think of the future
We have...hit a jackpot on our land
Yes, jackpot
Few days later you will read in the newspaper...
...that we have become millionaires
Then you will start calling us
Pay us money or else we will kill you
Extortion money, etcetera, etcetera
And, Bata bhai, Bata bhai
You will say seven and we will say five
Unwanted bargaining
That's why advance extortion money
Hey Film Division's gift
Your explanation went above my head
Then wear a helmet - Hey, Rang De Basanti
Think, boss
They are ready to pay 25 lakh on the basis of the land
Then there must be something special about the land
You are speaking absolutely right from your personal lips
Hey
l liked the promo of your land
Now tell me clearly when you will show us the entire land
Right now!
Look, Bata bhai
Black gold
What a dilemma!
Adi, l am waiting for the day...
...when the 250 crore refinery will be built on this land
700 crore, Bata bhai
You always wanted to change your profession, didn't you?
To hell with being a don
Now you can really send it to hell
You are speaking absolutely right from your personal lips
Hey, heroes of an over budget movie
Sorry
Hold my hand and congratulate me
Sir, middle finger - When are you going to hold it?
Bata bhai is in the mood to invest in your oil company
Thank you
Open your mouth and tell me how much money do you want?
Bata bhai, 250 crores won't be a big amount for you
Hey, side hero of a multi-star cast
What do you think?
lf Bata bhai asks for money in the market...
...he won't be able to get 250 crores
Wait!!
Hey, Farooq facebook
Hey, Baba Bhurji
Hey, Ghanchu Ghoda
Flop heroes of a hit film
Bata bhai has already arranged...
...for 250 crores on the phone
Wow!
Bata bhai, you are so smart
Wow!
Now Bata bhai will become a billionaire
Al- habibi, al- habibi
Al- habibi, vallah vallah - al- habibi al- habibi vallah- vallah
Girl you're the bun
You're the loving machine
There is oil in my viens
There is oil running through my body
Kasam Kekde - Yes, boss
Once upon a time in Mumbai this oil company starts...
...then we will fry these four in this oil
What an idea, boss!
Once the refinery is built on our land
Then we will fry that Kabir... - Yes
And this Bata...in this oil itself - Yes
lt will be fun
Congrats
Let me tell you that no one can stop me
I swear no one can block us
Try to stop me
And I won't spare you
The world will be at my feet
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Just pegs and a pub
And no restrictions at all
My darling should be dancing along
On Punjabi folk
Just pegs and a pub
And no restrictions at all
My darling should be dancing along
On Punjabi folk
Try to stop me
And I won't spare you
The world will be at my feet
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Gucci's belt, Armani's handkerchief
Gucci's...
I can have what I want
I value my life because I drive a Ferrari
Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride
I will take you wherever you want
Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride
I will take you wherever you want
Try to stop me
And I won't spare you
The world will be at my feet
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
"Once more sing it again"
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
l feel good
Roy, there is no one in our office
When we are there...
...why do you need anyone else?
After all, we are VlP's
Very impotent people
What?
Quiet
Money, position, power
Everyone will salute us and say... - Rascal
Scoundrels
You will be punished
But not rightly, much more than that
Forgive us
Just a minute Just a minute
Doesn't this look and sound familiar - Yes
Jallad! Take them along
Roy, did you understand something from this? - Yes, l did
Directed by Kabir
He is showing us an action replay...
...of our own film to scare us
Now he will take out a gun
Tell me or else l will shoot you
Now he will tell him to close the door
Jallad, close the door
Watch
l bet 100 rupees
He will come out breaking the door in three seconds
One...two...
Yes
Come on, come in my lap
Does it hurt? - Yes
Did you bring the ketchup from home?
Tomato ketchup
Fries and tomato ketchup, wow
Adi
lt's different - lts different
Adi Adi Adi
lt's blood - Couldn't you tell us earlier?
l was saying "Adi, Adi"
Adi, Adi, Adi
Couldn't you say "blood, blood"?
l will kill the one...
...who didn't pay two month's rent of my office
Who is the boss amongst you?
Whoever is the boss, step ahead?
So, you are the boss?
l don't know how l always come ahead...
...in such dangerous situations
Adi - l will tell you
Adi Adi
Sir, sir
Forgive us Forgive us - Please forgive us
Forgive us - Forgive us
Have you seen Sholay? - No
Have you seen Dhamaal? - No
Thank you
Run, run
Jallad, catch them
Run, run
No men, no oil
There is no one here
Those three cons duped us
Before Bata bhai catches us...
...let's run away from here Come on
Wait
Useless jokers of a comic movie...
...where are you running to in this Olympic style
Why do you feel we are running away?
Rascal, tell me where is my oil?
Hit the spade on the ground and the oil will come out
Spade? - Yes
Hey, get the spades - Yes, boss
Get the spades - Yes, boss
Fools, get the spade
Today Bata bhai will have his oil
Hurry up
Dig quickly
Boss, there is no sign of oil here - Yes
Where's the oil?
There
Why are you all pointing in different directions?
Show me a common spot
We were pointing our other finger
lts here - Here, here
Here
Chhagan Charbi - Yes, boss
Take the name of Lord and dig
Hail Ali
Boss, there is oil
They found it, thank God
There's oil
Mumbai Municipality's work down the drain
Look, Tavde, someone broke the sewage pipeline
Why the...
Shut up!
Who broke this pipeline?
Hey, lower your volume
Or else l will lose my mind
This is my land
We can do whatever we like with it
You... - Hey, don't you dare abuse BMC officials
Who broke the sewage pipe? - Sewage pipe?
Can't you smell the stink?
Yes lt does stink
Yes, it does
And this land belongs to the government
Government? - Yes
We have been cheated
We got sewage water instead of oil
Run, run
Catch them
Don't let them escape
Adi, come on Adi, come on
Hey, they are coming Follow me
Let's go, Dhanno
lt's the question of Basanti's honor
Adi - Yes
Dhanno saved her honor
Now what about us?
Run, run
There are only coats here
Let's go, let's go
Did you see anyone running from here in white clothes?
Hey, l am asking you
Did you see anyone running from here?
Stop
The rascals called the police - Yes, boss
Hey, hide your guns - Yes, boss
Stand straight like decent people
The rascal called more goons
The four of you saved me from the police cleverly
Two lakhs from Mausin bhai
Consider this a token of my appreciation
First let us understand what you just said
Mausin bhai, goons were after us
But why were the police after you?
Actually my partner Shabbir cheated me in business
He deceived me
There's a Shabbir in his story
And there's a Kabir in our story
He played a big game with me
And you didn't leave him alive - No
Such a small punishment for such a big crime
l killed him...but a thousand times
First l ruined his personal life
And then wrecked havoc on his business
He hates his life much more than he used to love money
...after snatching his happiness, his wealth
And now l am going out of lndia...
Goodbye
Two lakhs - Two lakhs
Bata bhai will make two lakhs out of us
Mausim bhai - Yes
We don't want two lakhs
Take us along, please - Please
Please, please - Please
Just a minute
That's not possible
l cannot take you four along
Why?
Heard that
Mausim bhai, we saved your life
So why aren't you saving our lives now?
Roy, take the dagger out and cut my nerves
Cut it
Here
Cut it, cut it, cut it
You have gone crazy
What are you saying?
Did l raise you for this? - Adi
Mausim bhai has refused to help us
So rather than getting killed by our enemies...
...it's best that my friends kill me
lf it's like that, Adi, then Boman take this
Hold it
And cut it
Cut it - No, Adi
No, Adi
Brother, your...
Cut it
Stop
Come with me
Mausim bhai, thank you very much
So easily you smuggled us from lndia to Macau
Thank you very much
Thank you, thank you
Hold it
Stop the boat
Police
lf the police catch us...
...they will send us back to lndia
lts better that we jump in the water - Listen to me
There's no time to listen to anything now
Water
Come on
Follow the boat
Manav
Quickly, quickly
We are safe
Where is Mausim bhai?
There he is
Save me Save me
l can't swim
Mausim bhai, hold on l am coming
Adi Adi - Adi, mama will be so proud of you
Adi
Scoundrels
Mausim bhai
You went there to get his watch
When he's facing a bad time...
...why does he need a watch?
Kabir will go through a bad time...
...when l get hold of him
How will we get hold of him?
He must be having a good time somewhere
He is having a good time right here
What? - Yes, there
These three rascals are here
Let's go find out - Yes
Brother, those people that came in the limo
Do you know them?
Yes, they are the new boss
They bought this casino few days back - What?
Rascals, they duped us...
...and bought a casino in Macau with that money
l will shoot that rascal Kabir
l will murder that Kamini - l will kill her
That wretch Kiya... - Just a minute, just a minute
Remember what Mausim bhai said before dying?
Yes, save me, save me - Shut up
Mausim bhai said, "Such a small punishment..."
...for such a big crime
lf we want to kill our enemies...
...then he should die thousand times
We swear...we will ruin Kabir's business life
We swear...we will ruin Kabir's personal life
We swear...we will turn Kabir's happiness into sorrows
We swear...that we will snatch Kabir's lphone, lpod, his item
Ladies and gentlemen
Three cheers for my casino
The Four Jokers
Today l have a special announcement for all my guests
This new year's eve, there will be no rules
Unlimited money and unlimited gambling
Unlimited gambling!
Thank you
Unlimited gambling, Kabir?
We will need at least 1000 crores in the safe deposit for that
How will we find an investor for so much money?
We will have to do something
That man approaching
Johnny Bonzela, The king of casinos
l want to be bigger than him
Kabir, congratulations
But you better be careful
You are moving way too fast
You know in trying to beat me...
...you might just lose this casino
l will beat you 'Gandul' - 'Gandul'? Meaning what?
lt means pest in our language - Pest
You are calling me a pest - Yes, Now get out
l will see you - Get out
l will be the number one casino owner
Want to be number one
l will pee on your face, rascal
Kiya, every other person here is an eligible bachelor
l want you to... - Brother
Actually you two should get married
And as far as my life-partner is concerned
Rather than being rich, l am looking for a life-partner...
...that's honest, caring and loves me very, very much
Did you have these qualities when you trapped us, witch?
You wretch
But, Kabir, why did you name this casino, 'The Four Jokers'
Come on, Kamini
We got this casino because of those four jokers
That's why this casino is called 'Four Jokers'
No fighting
Adi, no fighting
l will stamp that pest under my feet
Why do you keep calling him pest?
Call him earthworm
lt feels good when l call him pest
We'll feel good only when we ruin those three
But, Adi, they are also very smart
That's why we have to be over-smart - Yes
Just like they first won our trust and then broke it - Right
Similarly we will have to first win their trust...
...and then break it
What are you saying?
That Kabir isn't blind
He will recognize us
He won't recognize us
Because we will don a new look for every situation
Correct
Yes
But how will we change the way we look
Get up, get up - l am already up, what get up
'Hooliya' (getup)
Adi, don't abuse me in a lisp manner
l can do it too
You are a 'Hooliya'
l will kill him first before Kabir
Adi, control, control - What control?
We are in a pitiful state...
...and those four are having a gala time
Gala time
Let's join them
Sir
Hello, sir
Who are you? How did you come inside?
Sir, l am Ghanta Singh - Who?
Ghanta Singh - Should l peal you?
No, sir
l am here for a job, sir
Give me any job, sir
l promise you, sir, l will not blow your job
There is no job here Out - Sir
At least give Ghanta Singh a chance - How dare you enter my office?
Ghanta Singh is very talented, sir
What are you doing?
Sir...
l am a Sardar and also effective
Sir, job - So this is the qualification of your job
Stealing
Sir, l am not trying to prove that what a good thief l am
lnstead l am trying to say that...
...l will expose the thieving going on in your casino
Ghanta Singh - Yes
No one can ever steal in my casino
lts happening, sir
On table number seven
l am the best
Money, money, money
Chinese Macau
You come to Macau from China and cheat
Cheating
l don't cheat
My name is Lee
You lndian l love lndian
Favorite cricketer, Ganguly
Favorite food, lndian Thali
Favorite song...wait, wait, wait
Khalbali hain Khalbali
You cheat, now l will expose your larceny
Sir
l am so sorry
Chinese cheater, sir
This is my casino, how dare you?
Now eat Lee's lead
You dare point a gun at my boss
lmpudent
You will have to face this Ghanta...
...before killing my master
Amigos, amigos
Oh no
Oh no, real gun
He will take forever to die
l will blow his brains out
Forget it, brother
Why shoot him again
He is already dying
Let it be, let it be
He is dying, he is dying
Hey, you are Sardar speaking Gujarati
Actually, sir, when scared different voices come out
He is dead, forget it
Let's have a drink
The rascal's on vibrator mode
l will finish him - No, no, no
Move
Kabir l knew it
l knew your short-temper very well
That's why l took the bullets out of your gun
But don't spare this cheater Lee
Here
Don't spare him
Roy, do you know how to swim? - No
l am sorry So sorry
What did you do?
Sir, why do you want to be responsible for his murder?
Let me handle...
But you didn't appoint me on the job
l am jobless, sir
Ghanta Singh - Yes
No one can protect our casino better than you
But, Kabir... - Kamini, he is a Sardar and also effective
Ghanta Singh, you are hired from today
Thank you, sir
l won't spare you
You threw me down from a 20 storey building
lf l hadn't done that...
...then Kabir would have shot 20 bullets in you
Look, please
Whatever l did was for your benefit
Don't say that
l hate the word 'Kiya', l hate that girl Kiya
Then you must also hate that song
Kiya, Kiya, Kiya...kya Kiya
Look, according to the plan...
...you have to make that girl Kiya fall in love with you
How is that?
Posing as an animal
Listen - Yes
You have to make a wild entry just like him
That's fine, Adi
But you tell me...
...why did you get me a ladies gorilla costume
What difference does it make whether its ladies or gents
A gorilla is a gorilla
lts time for Kiya to arrive
l will go alert Roy and you put on your head
Best of luck
Boy, return me the head
Why you...come here
Adi, Boman, where are you two?
Wow, Boman, you are so smart
You also sound like a gorilla
But what are you doing inside?
Seems like some dimwit put you inside the cage...
...thinking you are a monkey, isn't it?
Don't worry, l will get you out
Okay
Go, go, go
Yes
All the best Boman
All set man
There comes the woman
Go, man, go, go, go
No
Stop
What man?
Are you a gorilla or a jungle idiot?
She is a woman
Women are like Mother lndia, Henna, Chandani, Biwi No1
Women are 'Balika Vadhu', 'Na Aana lss Desh Mein Laado', 'Uttaran'
Give respect, man, take respect
lf you don't respect women...
...then that will be really bad
Seems like you don't understand
Now l will make you...understand
You are black, l am black
Yet you troubled this woman
This isn't possible as long as Tukya is there
Did you understand?
Good
You are showing your true colors again
You won't understand this way
Take this
Take it, take it, take it
My dear
You are so mischievous
Real gorilla
You monkey, will you kill him?
Stop it
He turned out to be the Emraan Hashmi of gorillas
He kept kissing me for two hours Two hours
Be thankful that...
...he didn't turn out to be the Shakti Kapoor of gorillas
Otherwise something else would've swelled up...
...instead of your lips
This...this is Manav's fault
He made the real gorilla come after me
Yes, we shouldn't involve him in any plan
Sorry, guys, l am not so smart
l don't know who and what l start seeing
Look, that girl that's approaching looks like Kiya
Sister, where is room number 3C
Run Run - Run
Oh that gorilla killed me!
Hi - Hi
This is for you
Thank you - Thank you for saving my life
No, no, it was my duty to rase you
What? - l mean, save you
Sit down
How can you speak Hindi?
Actually my mother was Kali and father was Kale
So, how can you speak Hindi?
l mean to say, my mother was Kali...
...and my father was called Kale
Sagaran Kale
He was an lndian
And myself, Tukaram Sagaran Kale
You can call me Tukya, man
Tukya
You landed in a soup because of me
Don't worry, you can compensate for it
Feed me this soup - Superb
Now l will look after you until you don't recover completely
Liar
You mean really
No!
No
What happened?
Don't you like me? - l like you...
...but l already have a commitment in my life
And once l make a commitment in life...
...then l don't listen to any rascal
Another commitment - Yes
Who is he?
Tell me who he is?
Him lt's him
My younger brother, Dodo
He was affected by chicken guinea...
...since then he lost all his qualities
Since then he keeps playing with his marbles
He has lost his marbles
This is a realization of dreams
This is the ultimate...
l fulfill his desire of even swatting a fly
l am scared, Kiya
l am scared that if l don't pay attention to my only brother...
...then this Dodo might be lost
Tukya, now l respect you much more
Your brother... - ls right here
Hi
l am Jojo His brother
What is he doing here? - How do l know?
How sweet!
But, Tukya, you said that you have only one brother
That's correct
He is my official brother
And he's my unofficial...useless brother
Unofficial
My father had a one night stand with some black woman
So he is the symbol of that blemished deed
My step-brother
Jojo Kale
But a brother is after all a brother
And these two useless boys...
...are the real treasure of my life
Real treasure
Tukya, now l respect you even more
Now these two are our responsibility
Bye, Dodo
Bye, Jojo - Bye
Bye, Tukya
Rascal, you were about to ruin our game
l wanted to be your only insane brother as well
Now only Kabir will go crazy
Good morning, sir
Ghanta - Sir
l feel like playing golf today
Great, sir
But, sir, there's only 10 days left for the 31st
And you are Playing golf instead of finding an investor
What do you think, sir?
That the investors will come dancing to you
Hey, fool - Who is it?
Hey, hold this, hold it
Rope
l am here for valet parking
Why are you giving me a rope?
Take a look there
Oh sir!
Wow, such a big yacht - Big
This is the smallest of my five yachts
Sir, that's the smallest one
Sir, he has five more
Stupid, is Tony Bonzela here - No, sir
No! That rascal
Poor Bonzelo
Bonzela, you fool
l decided to give 1000 crores with no interest
And l wanted you to play just one game of golf...
...and you show no interest
No, no, no, no
Our deal is cancelled
Now don't bother me again, understand
Understand, go - Darling, let it be
Let it be, darling
Let's go fill up some...holes - Okay, okay
Let's go fill up holes
Sir, the deal's cancelled
Sir, go play a game of golf with him...
...and your game will be fixed - What do you mean?
l mean your job will be done, sir
Your job will be done
How do you know?
Sir, l am a Sardar
And l am also effective
Super shot, sir
Wow!
Hello, l am Ghanta Singh
Hello, l am Heera bai
The owner of Jeera and Heera company
Great
And he's the owner of Four Joker's casino
Kabir Naik
And myself Mrs Barbara Hori
Sir, what are you doing?
l am not doing anything
Sir, play the game
Brother
Our sir wants to play a game with you
Okay
Of course, of course
Right here on this golf course
Sir, don't look there, sir
Where? - There?
Fakir - Kabir
lt's the same thing
Concentrate on that ball
Wow!
Good shot
Brother, brother
ls Johnny Bonzela someone close to you?
He's a stupid foreigner
Brother, you are an lndian...
...and you are helping a foreigner, isn't that wrong?
Help an lndian... then lndia will progress
You are absolutely right
Move aside, let me play
Come on, baby
Sir
Sir, should l crack the deal - Crack it quickly
Or something else will get cracked - Yes
Brother, brother, brother
Sir is ready to give you 10%...
...but you will give 1000 crores to sir - Done
Thank you
l will give you 1000 crores, Kabir
Now let me play another shot - No! No, no
Brother, don't play another shot
Let us celebrate
l enjoyed meeting you
Kutiya and Kamini
Kabir, what is he saying?
He calls me Fakir as well 1000 crores
Take my wealth and my fame if you want
And you can also take this woman if you want - What?
Brother, she is getting too close for comfort
l feel like swatting her
So how are you doing?
Guess who is standing behind you?
Pamela - l know, Nelson Mandela
Johnny Bonzela
Oh shit
Bonzela
You are speaking Tamil
l mean, sir, he is not worth meeting
Yes, why meet him now?
The deal's over and so is the relation
What over?
He should know where his investors are investing their money
Johnny - What do you want, Kabir?
l want you to meet my new investor
l bet you know him
Nope, l don't know this Gujarati - What?
But l know that Gujarati
Oh no, where did he come from?
Hello, Mr Bonzela - Hello, my dear friend
And you are? - He's my brother Moti
He knows Bonzela
l only talk to him through phone
And that's why Bonzela recognizes him and not me
But now Johnny, this deal is over - Deal
Baldy, to hell with you
Get out - Nobody talks to Bonzela like that
Hey, Bonzela, nobody talks to my investors like that, you 'Gandul'
Again 'Gandul'
l will show you
Let's have a drink
Manav, for first time you saved us...
...and didn't land us in trouble
But how do you know Johnny Bonzela?
All of you considered me useless
And it hurt me deeply
lt made me furious
l fell at Johnny Bonzela's feet
'Okay'
And l said "Just say hi, hello, chow" in front of them
And after that you know what happened now
Wow, wow, wow!
Adi, you are so smart
Mama will be so proud of you
Thank you, Adi
Friends, l have finally found partners for my casino
And on this happy note, l would like to propose...
...to my life-partner
Kamini, will you marry me?
The love in my eyes... is for you, sweetheart
There's no one like you
My heart believes so
When you hug me
When you kiss me
When you hug me
When you kiss me
My heart goes zoom, zoom
Why?
There were many crazy after me
But I fell only for you
Tattoo my name on your arms
So that the world can see it
When you hug me
When you kiss me
When you hug me
When you kiss me
My heart goes zoom, zoom
Why?
I have no regrets in losing my heart
Finding you was real joy
Always stay mine
Otherwise wonder what will happen to you
When you hug me
When you kiss me
When you hug me
When you kiss me
My heart goes zoom, zoom
Why?
You have seen all the security arrangements
Now please come with me
On the 31st the money that you will finance...
...will be kept in this vault behind this fish tank
That means if someone tries to deactivate the alarm...
...he still won't be able to steal them
Your 1000 crores will always stay before my eyes
That was fun, Kabir
Your safe and our money is absolutely safe
Then how will we be able to get the money
Of course we will
We will get him the 1000 crores finance
ln two days
ln two days, you will have 1000 crores on your table
Don't worry, Fakir
Hori, let's go home and have fun
Come on
Fun - Come on
Hori, let's go
Open the door
Bye, Kabir - Bye, bye
Sir, the money has been arranged
Very good, Ghanta singh
Brother, there is another good news for you
Really? - l have chosen a boy
Nice, who is he?
Tukaram
He isn't rich but poor
He isn't fair but black - Black
Brother, he looks just like a hero
Sir, he must be Peepli Live hero
Sorry, sir
You want to marry a poor black man - Brother!
Don't forget, Kamini was a bar dancer
Munni is disgraced because of you, darling
Munni's cheeks are rosy, eyes are intoxicating
And gait is regal
I became a Zhandu balm because of you, darling
Munni is disgraced because of you, darling
Munni's cheeks are rosy, eyes are intoxicating
And gait is regal
Sir, in which bar did she dance? - Deepali bar
Wow, sir
Sir, should we arrange for a exotic dance program...
...of sister-in-law in the casino on the 31st
Of course, of course - Great, sir
Quiet - Sorry, sir
Look, call your Tukaram
Thank you, brother Thank you so much
Tukya
Give me a hug
Hi, Dodo Hi, Jojo - Hi
What a beautiful house!
The rascal built such a big home with our money
He means to say that...
...he built such a big house with hard earned money
Brother is here too
Come on, come on
Brother, they are Dodo, Jojo
And he is Tukaram
People must call you Tukya, isn't it?
How did you know, brother?
Because he looks like a Tukya - Kabir
Please come take a seat
No, no, first l will see Priya's bed - What?
Bed, bedroom, kitchen The courtyard
Show me
Brother, l will... - Take him, take him
Dodo, Jojo, Don't trouble, uncle - Tukya
Don't worry about them
l will look after them
You Tukya
Who pinched me?
You did?
He did - Not me, he did
He did - He did
You did - You did
Stop, stop
Dodo, Jojo
You shouldn't fight amongst yourselves
You are good boys, aren't you? - Yes
Brothers shouldn't fight - No
Now shake hands - Okay
Not mine
Shake your hands
Come on - Okay
Good boys, good boys, good boys
Wow, sir - See, how l handled two children
Correct, sir - The solution to everything...
You are right, uncle
As brothers we cannot fight amongst ourselves
But we can fight with you
Stop
Stop, stop
You shouldn't raise your hands on elders
This is my last warning
Would you like to eat something?
No, we want to drink
Milk - Milk
Milk
Your milk is very nice
See, there's a slight problem in the beginning
But this is a child's job for me
Uncle, uncle, should l read your palm
Sir, he's just a child, let him - Go ahead
Jojo - Dodo
Look at this line
lt says that he is going to be a pauper
A pauper!
You are going to be ruined - What are you saying?
We will have to erase this line
What is he saying, sir?
Can anyone ever erase the lines?
What the...
How dare you?
The younger brother can't do it before the elder brother
Yes
Now you do it
Why you... What are you saying?
Why you...
You rascal!
Sir - Yes
Let's do it, sir - Let's do it today
Why the...
Brother
Beat them
Beat them some more, beat them
Sir, he's saying beat them
Sorry, sir
Tukya - What Tukya?
Your brother spit on them - Not me, they did
lnstead of tearing down this difference...
...you broke their lovely hearts
Let's go, come on
Tukya, wait
Brother, these innocent boys...
How could you?
They aren't innocent...
Now l disgrace you just as much as l respect Tukya
Enough, now Kiya goes where Tukya does
You mean you will marry this black ghost...
...against brother's permission
Yes - What?
Sir, sir, don't murder her in a fit of rage
l will kill... - Try it
Mr Kabir Naik, you are not my family anymore
We are family, let's go
Black and white family, sir
l pronounce you man and wife
You may now kiss the bride
Kiss the bride Kiss the bride
Not you two
You may now kiss the bride - Of course
A for apple - B for Bada apple
C for chota apple - D for doosra apple
E for ek aur apple - F for first apple
G for Gulgul apple
Dodo, Jojo
Why are you two playing with the apple?
Adam and Eve ate an apple before their wedding night
That's why we are playing with the apple...
...because we want to play wedding night with sister-in-law
No, no, Dodo
Only l can play this game with your sister-in-law
You two take your marbles out
Come on, come on Get it out, get it out
What, man?
Who are you?
Who sent you and for what?
Why do l tell you that my name is Milan Supari
The famous super hit-man - Hit-man
Yes And why should l tell you...
...that your brother Kabir sent me to kill your husband
Brother
Okay, Tukya, get ready
Get ready
Wait - What?
You will have to kill me before you kill my brother - Okay
Oh my, God!
Dodo
Whose turn is it now?
You or you?
You will shoot your brother, Adi
Adi?
No, l will shoot you completely
Jojo
You cannot leave us
Kiya, your brother shot both my brothers
Not two, Tukya, three
Kiya - Tukya
Your brother killed me as well
Dodo, Jojo, l am coming
Tukya Tukya
Avenge my death, Kiya - Tukya
Avenge our death, Kiya
Tukya!
Ghanta Singh - Yes
What is happening?
What spell has that black guy cast on Kiya?
Sir, it must be black magic
Sorry, sir
But, sir, don't drink anymore alcohol in your tension
Sorry, sir
Sir
You are a Sardar - Yes
You are a Sardar - Yes, sir
That's why your drink is effective
Sir, sir, what's wrong?
Ghanta Singh - Yes
l have been trying to call Kabir for so long...
...but he isn't answering
Where is he?
Upstairs, in his room
He is on a waterbed - Waterbed?
Yes
lf l would have been in your place...
...then l would've never gone upstairs
Fine, l won't go as well - No, no, no
l am in my place, you are in your place...
...but sir is in a wrong place
What?
Kabir
Oh Jesus, Kamini
Save me
This is so embarrassing
Wait
Witch
l never imagined you will fall so low
You will cheat me
Kamini, l told you once
l didn't do anything with that girl and that's it
And talk to me with damn respect
l am the man of this house
lf you are the man of the house...
...you will do anything you please
Remember one thing, Kabir
lf you cheat me, l will kill you
l will kill you
Oh Jesus! - Come here
Kabir, save me
Save me - What is happening?
What happened? - Look at them
Barbara Hori, you witch
Tell me what you did with this Fakir
l will tell you
- Whatever happened last night between us... - Nothing happened
No need to hide
l have confessed to my husband...
...that he is a mouse
And you...you are my tiger
Sister! Not a confidante or a companion
l want to be your partner
Kabir, l never imagined that you will cheat me
Kamini Kamini, listen to me
Thank God you are here, Kiya
Try to explain to Kamini
She thinks l am a cheater
Kamini, brother isn't a cheater
He is also a murderer
And he has murdered none other than my husband, Tukya
He also killed poor Dodo and Jojo
How could you, brother, how could you?
Kiya, listen to...
That's why l am here to curse you...
Don't you dare give anything more to sir?
Sir has already had enough
Shut up! - Shut up!
Sorry, sir
Just like you snatched my love...
...similarly you will lose your love as well
No, he has already lost his love
We are out of your life, Kabir
Out of your life
Forever
Kiya, Kamini
Rascal, even we are out of your life
You tried to pick on my wife
You forget about that one billion
Rascal, sister-in-law should be honored and not wooed
Understand
Brother, let's go
l feel like meeting you
Sir, she is singing
Now you play, play
Dirty man
l hate you, you stupid man
Sir, you lost almost everything in a single day
Sir, those four are responsible for it - What?
The stars, sir
Sir, emotions went down the drain
Let's save the profession now
Okay
But how will we get 1000 crores in two days
Sir, there is one guy
Who?
Kabir, the number one beggar in all of Macau
Before l give you 1000 crores, l have one condition
Call yourself Gandul
Sir, let's go from here
l cannot tolerate your humiliation
What's the worst that can happen, sir?
You will be ruined
You will be bankrupt
Your state will be pitiful - Johnny Bonzela
l am a 'Gandul'
Done l will give you 1000 crores
But remember one thing
This guy lost my money, he lost his life
You lose my money You will lose your life
'Kabir, you will surely lose your life'
'Because we are going to get that 1000 crores'
But how will l get those 1000 crores
lt's simple
l will drop a pill in the fish tank...
...which will make the water dirty
After that you come there as cleaners...
...and clean everything along with the fish tank
Ladies and gentlemen Here
Presenting to you a fantastic, charming...
...double impacting item girl
For the first time in Macau
The one and only
This is great
Jalebi Bai
Where did she come from?
Sir, the Russian dancer was demanding dollars at the last minute
She agreed in rupees
Sorry, sir
The boys...boys were floored by me
So many...were breathless
Oh my, what now?
It's going to happen
Everyone asks where you hail from
Name?
Jalebi Bai
How did the tank get dirty?
Sir, the fishes must be having a bad stomach
Call the cleaners
Right sir, l will call them right now
These crazy boys have seen... seen my skill
I created the night with my tresses
And the moon with my face
Some are after me while some are in front
Some above me while some are below
Everyone asks where you hail from
Name?
Jalebi Bai
Wait, lD please
Sir
Sir, that foreigner is trying to get fresh with sister-in-law
You can ask everyone here
I am every lover's passion
Sir, there will be a few bubbles when they clean the tank
Don't worry
You can ask everyone here
I am every lover's passion
For everyone... I am Love's definition
Some see me, some touch me
Those who touch me, start swaying
Everyone asks where you hail from
Name?
Jalebi Bai
Hot girl dancing outside
You watch outside, l will watch inside
Yes, sir - Good
Jalebi Bai
Stop it
Security, check their bags
- Nothing, sir - You can leave
Who ruined me?
What the hell is going on?
Kabir
Roy
l am not Roy
My name is Lee
Now eat Lee's lead
Take this wealth, take this fame
And take this woman as well
Rascal, sister-in-law should be respected and not wooed
Sir, l am a Sardar and also effective,
Now did recognize me you ediot
All characters are fictitious
And bear no resemblance to any person living or dead
Special thanks to Big Pictures and T-Series group of...
Zip it
ln short, Mr Kabir
You are ruined
l don't believe it
This isn't possible
You can't ruin me
This means, Kabir, the one who snatched your sister's happiness
Are us
Hey, Naik
Those who separated you from your wife
Are us
And those who stole your money, public's money...
...Johnny's money from your casino
Are us
l don't regret that l was fooled
But l regret that you fools fooled me
l see
Now watch as we do another foolish thing
Hello, is this Pamela, Mandela, Bundela
- No, this is Johnny Bonzela - Yes
Johnny Bonzela, do you want Kabir dead or alive?
l want Kabir alive so that l can kill him - Yes, come fast
l will kill you both
What is happening?
Sir, its action replay, sir
lt's the same whiskey, sir, and the same pill
That's the sofa, sir, fall on it
l am feeling so good...
...after ruining Kamini, Kiya and this 'Gandul'
Yes
1000 crores are waiting for us
What will be my share? - Shut up, Manav
Now we will be ahead...
...and the world will be after us
Wow, Adi, you are so smart
Adi
What is happening?
Adi, seems like they are showing a film
Oh no, that's us - Yes
And those who stole your money, public's money...
...Johnny's money from your casino
Are us
Oh shit
Oh no
Rascal, you definitely forgot to switch off the cameras
l switched off the cameras
l swear
There are no cameras here yet someone filmed us
Adi, you are not so smart - Shut up
But who did this?
Kabir - Kamini
Kiya - These rascals did this
Fools, you think you duped us
But we...duped you instead - Us?
Yes, Double Dhamaal
That means you three knew about our plan
Of course, Tukiye
What did you think?
You didn't break the difference between us...
...and separated a brother and sister
And, Boman, you
This boy's hot
Make me your partner
And what did you think?
- You can ruin us posing as Ghanta Singh - No
Good shot, Kabir
- What? - Balls to me
First we duped you of 250 crores
And now 1000 crores
But just a minute
We have those 1000 crores
And we will never tell you where we have hidden it
What now? What now? What now?
Who will tell us now where are the 1000 crores
l will
Oh no
Mausim bhai, you are alive
No matter how ill one wishes for me...
...but my fate's already decided by Kabir boss
Kabir boss?
The one that brought you to lndia from Macau
Are us
The one that kept an eye on your every move, every planning
Are us
The 1000 crores that you hid in Rodex dockyard
The one that transferred it to Kabir Naik's Swiss account
Are us
So?
Surprised, aren't you?
Traitor
You were supporting them all the time
On that note l remembered
When someone's going through a bad phase
He doesn't need a watch
Leave the watch, rascal
We have lost the money, at least leave the watch
But, Kabir, why us?
lt was your fault
l warned you so many times...
...that don't come to my home, don't come to my home
l will make you pay
But you...
Kabir Kabir Kabir Kabir
Now you are paying for it
First Bata bhai
And not Johnny Bonzela - Bonzela?
Yes, you invited your own death
He must be on his way
And after this, we will show him your film...
...in this red lounge
And then he will make small pieces of your body
Al-pachino, Robert deniro
Bun par laat marino, bun phatino
Jal masti, bali ka bakrana
Hale sufiyana, face pe thukiyana, aa thu
Die thiranda puran madre pillay, bhukam bhagam
Jonny aavam, maram
Bhuchan maram, nagam bhagam
Ooyo ooyon jino motoyo
Hugu karito morito
Ha yun ha yun
Ha yun
Brother, what's wrong with them?
When someone's scared...
...they start speaking in every language
lsn't it? - Yes
Kabir boss
Forgive us
Cops and thieves are brothers
We were friends
We were once partners
Fine, l will let you go
l will give you one chance to flee
Bonzela must be on his way
And listen
l have arranged for a taxi for you outside
Get up
Thank you, sir - Thank you
Thank you
Just a minute - Yes, Kabir boss
Remember one thing before locking horns with me
- l mastered this line, way before you were born - Yes, yes
Run, you fools!
Let's go, let's go
- Full speed, full speed - Start it Start it
Hey, do l look like a C grade movie heroine...
...who will start instantly
Bata bhai
You scoundrels, you are having a good time in Macau...
...after duping me of my money
No, we didn't dupe you of your money
That rascal Kabir did
Shut up
Kabir Naik is God father
Like 'Dharmatma' (a Hindi movie on the lines of Godfather)
Like 'Dayawan' (a Hindi movie on the lines of Godfather)
Hail Kabir
Kabir
Yes, Kabir
l lost everything because of the four of you
Thanks to this great man who brought me to Macau...
...and gave me this taxi for making a living
And today he called on my phone...
...that, "There's a special fare for you"
Wow, that's really fare
Now it's DDLJ for you - DDLJ?
l will kill you
Rascals
Run, he will shoot
Johnny - Bonzela
Brothers - Run
You rascals, l will kill you
Let's get them boys
Adi, you were right
One day the entire world will be after us - Quiet
That scoundrel ruined us
And now we ruin him
That rascal duped us twice
Just watch, in the next part we will dupe him three times
Let me tell you that no one can stop me
I swear no one can block us
Try to stop me
And I won't spare you
The world will be at my feet
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Just pegs and a pub
And no restrictions at all
My darling should be dancing along
On Punjabi folk
Just pegs and a pub
And no restrictions at all
My darling should be dancing along
On Punjabi folk
Try to stop me
And I won't spare you
The world will be at my feet
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Gucci's belt, Armani's handkerchief
Gucci's...
I can have what I want
I value my life because I drive a Ferrari
Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride
I will take you wherever you want
Come sit in my car, I will take you for a ride
I will take you wherever you want
Try to stop me
And I won't spare you
The world will be at my feet
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
"Once more sing it again"
Come girl
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
Come my girl, come with me
Together we are 'double dhamaal'
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