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"We you're in love, why be afraid ?"
"When you're in love, why be afraid?."
The weather over the next two days is expected to be sunshine all around.
Biscuits.
Get up and have tea.
Egg seller Give me bigger eggs.
"My father told me.
"Wake up."
"Mom cooks eggs and chick peas with butter"
"Butter toast wit tea. I love watching football."
"We have the power."
How are you?
Careful. Careful.
How are you, Farhad?
Wear a helmet
What are you doing?
Hi Farhad. - See you, son
Mama, please answer the door.
Coming Coming, my dear
Oh! Feroz Uncle, you..
So early in the morning? ls everything okay?
Where is Farhad?
It's an emergency
Indira is leaving for Russia.
I have to write this letter before she leaves
Farhad . Farhad
Feroz uncle, making eggs.
Farhad, come quickly, it's an emergency
Sit, Feroz uncle, I'm coming
it's been so long since Mrs Indira died.
But this crazy man still dreams of her
My dear Indira,
Dear Indira, .. - No, no, no!
My dear Indira,
I'm still very upset. - Upset
You're still going to Russia with the wrong Feroz
Wrong.
I am the real Feroz Gandhi. I am.
Written? - Written.
Good, next para - Next para
I've ordered the 'Godiwala special'..
. As the main course for our wedding
The marriage hall's been booked.
You'll be shocked to see the guest list
I am still waiting for your answer Indira.
My Indira
Written? - Written.
Now, where do I sign? - I already did
Fine, don't forget to post it, okay?
Nargis!
Please remind Farhad
it's a life altering moment.
Otherwise Indira will just leave for Russia
And my marriage will get on hold.
I want to get married before Farhad. - Definitely Feroz
Bye, Farhad.
Eat on time.
Yes, mama. Don't worry
Come home early
Yes, mama. Don't worry
And drive carefully. Not above 40.
Mama, this vehicle doesn't go above 15
Bye, mama. - Bye Farhad.
Dear Lord, please find him a girl.
I'm old now
How long will I look after him?
Please!
Hi Farhad. - Hi Gustad Ji.
Hello, boys
Hello, Farhad
Hello, aunty. - How are you?
Hello, Dolly aunty.
Is my parcel ready? - Of course.
Get Dolly aunty's parcel
Here How are you, Dolly aunty? - I am doing fine.
How is Nargis? - She's fine.
Coomi's married now
So she's very happy
Now that Coomi is married, it's your turn
No more excuses.
From being the most eligible bachelor.
. You've been now reduced to being the most reliable bachelor.
Settle her bill
Thank you
Aunty, whenever you're here, the day becomes so cheerful and bright
Everybody tells me that. - Sure.
Love you, baby. - Bye
Bye, boys. - Bye.
Oh, Mama.
Yes Mama - Farhad
Meru aunty just called.
She was saying we've to go see this girl.
Freny Mehta
She's a nice girl.
Farhad, we'll meet at Tardeo circle.
Five o'clock. Don't be late.
Mama How many times do I have to tell you ..
. I can't skip work like this.
Why don't you understand?
Farhad, there are very few Parsi girls left.
Otherwise, after this.
.We'll only find widows and divorcees
Get ready
I'll go and get ready.
Actually, mamma is right
Farhad just 'loves' cricket.
He's crazy about cricket He spends the whole day on the field
I see.
So what are you, batsman or bowler? - 12th man.
He's very fond of sports.
You know, he's at the Parsi Gymkhana every Sunday.
Oh, he should've made the top 11 by now
I'm a scorer now.
Top scorer, he means Top scorer
Farhad, son. - Yes
What do you do?
Let me tell you.
We are from a well to do family.
We have a farm at Navsari, a nice big house .
. And Farhad has a garment business
Just a minute.
Sorry, mama. Don't feel bad.
She's my mommy. She really loves me a lot
And wants to see me happy.
Just like every mommy loves their child ..
. And she wants to see me happy
Happily married, basically.
Let me be honest with you
Don't feel bad, uncle
We don't have a big house or a farm at Navsari.
And more importantly.. I don't have any garment business
The fact is that I am a salesman at Tem Tem's bar and panties store.
Salesman.
Let me know if you have any requirement
Pass it on
One for granny too.
Let me ma, please. Yeah.
From Parsi Dairy?
Mama, pass me a slice of cake.
Mama
Don't be sad, mama.
I'm very sorry - No, Farhad.
I am not sad.
I'm so proud of you my son
You've become so honest.
I would let go of a thousand Freny's for you to stay this way
And anyway, why do I need to get married?
You're there to look after me, right?
Don't talk like a fool
You think I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
.Feeding you chicken and eggs?
Frankly, I think it's a very good idea.
Farhad!
Farhad Pastakia! - Yes
Don't you recognise me? - No - Cyrus.
We were together from the fifth standard
Cyrus - Hi, Cyrus.
How are you?
Mama, don't you recognise Cyrus?
Remember, the guy that was suspended .
.For sneaking into the girl's toilet
Farhad, meet my son Firdaus
Hi, Firdaus. How are you, son?
Hello, aunty. - Hello.
Where's your wife? - Divorced.
And yours?
Still searching.
Please tell me if you know any nice girls for him.
Okay
And by the way, where's your wife now?
See you - All the best.
See you, son See you
Bye Bye
Mama!
She's single now.
What's the harm in asking?
Mama, you're too much.
Who's come this late?
Surprise!
Really, it's a surprise.
How are you, aunty? - Great, come come
Please come in. - Aunty, that's my girlfriend Anahita.
Hi, Anahita. Nice to see you
How are you? - Great, great.
Come, come Welcome.
How are you? - Great
Hi
What a pleasant surprise
Farhad. Farhad.
Look, the entire gang's here
Hi, Beroz aunty. - Hi, Farhad
You're looking like a bomb
Forget my bomb, when is your 'rocket' taking off?
Hi, mama
Beroz - How are you?
Hey, Perizad
How are you?
Celebrating, are we?
Hormuz's wedding date's been fixed? - Yes, it has.
That's' why we're all here.
Meet the bride to be. Anahita.
How nice
Welcome to this family.
Hormuz
Hi How are you? - Super fine
Sit. Sit
Mama, get the raspberry
Bringing dear - Come
Raspberry.
Finally marriage date has been fixed
Oh I am so happy for Hormuz.
Thank you
Congratulations.
Consider the marriage, approved
Feroz Uncle, how did you know?
Indira's a wonderful girl
Who's Indira? Indira Gandhi.
Uncle's slightly .. cuckoo.
He's still living in a 60 year flashback
So cute - Farhad, son - Tell me
I just heard the announcement over the radio
Indira's coming to Mumbai.
And the secret is .
She's not here for the meeting. She's coming to see me.
So everyone please .
Indira, you're here!
You didn't even tell me
Feroz uncle! Feroz uncle!
Feroz uncle!
Indira
My Indira - Feroz uncle!
I am the real Feroz I am not Indira Gandhi.
Feroz, leave her alone.
Indira - Feroz uncle. What are you doing?
Feroz uncle!
What are you doing?
Someone stop him
My Indira I am the real Feroz. - Feroz uncle!
What are you doing? - Feroz uncle
I am the real Feroz.
What are you doing?
Stop it Come on.
Sit down
Come on.
Indira's coming tomorrow
Tomorrow Indira will finally realize ...
. that she married the wrong Feroz.
What Feroz Uncle
Farhad. Tell me this, when will you give us any good news?
We'd gone today, to see a girl
But somehow, we didn't like her.
Come on, Nargis
The 'girl' wasn't good enough for you ??
Farhad doesn't have the time to be choosy now
I suggest that you grab whomever you can find.
Stop it, mum my.
This is not the right time for all this.
But, this is the right time
Tomorrow, Indira will go back to Delhi
Beroz aunty, I know I'm 45 years old
That doesn't mean I'll just marry any girl I find.
I'll marry someone .. that my heart calls out to
I agree.
But do you know what your problem is?
Your problem is what you do for a living
Which girl these days would ever marry..
A bra and panty salesman?
Beroz, shut up. It's alright, mama.
Beroz aunty.
What's the problem with my Job?
What's wrong with my Job? Tell me
Am I not doing an honest Job?
Is that not enough for you?
Don't you people wear underwear?
Who are the ones at this table wearing underwear?
Come on, put your hands up. Come on, show me
Beroz. Are you so fond of 'going commando'?
Mama, stop it
I've got them on.
See
and the day Hormuz sanctions my loan ..
...I'll start my own undergarment business'.
Stop day-dreaming, Farhad ..
. And stop looking for excuses to not marry
You think I don't want to get married?
You think I'm not trying?
You think I like getting rejected by some girl each time.
Where are you going?
To see my friend.
Friend or Boyfriend?
Beroz, stop it
Stop, Farhad.
You know mom
Come back now
No, it's alright
Finally, I've found the right Indira - Hormuz
Feroz uncle. Feroz uncle. Feroz uncle.
My Indira
- Feroz, please stop it.
Please someone save me
Leave me
What is this crazy man doing?
Feroz uncle, leave her. - What is he doing?
Sit down
Enough. Enough
Everybody!
Sorry, Beroz aunty.
"I say who! Who's there!"
"She makes my heart go."
"I say who! Who's there!"
"She makes my heart go."
Good morning, madam.
Can I help you?
Yes One 38D, white.
38D, white
Madam, my opinion, based on experience, tells me .
...6B will fit yo perfectly.
But, I want a 38D.
No, madam., I'm telling you .. Wait, I'll measure it for you.
Just a minute.
You wish
38D white, plain
Thank you. Fine.
Sarosh !! - Yes
One 38D white, plain Quickly - Yes
Sarosh - Yes
it's in the stock room, not here. - Okay
And it'll take a while
I. I'll show you a few varieties.
This ... this and this ...
Look, ma'am. - No, it's fine.
You please sit down, take a look
Look, this is our silky item
it's so soft
Touch it, so soft.
Go on, touch it Try
Soft, right?
And this one's florescent.
It glows in the dark. In the dark?
Yes That's that
And this one comes with extra padding .
Ehhh . you don't need them
And this is our latest item
One for all and all for one.
It fits any one, all sizes.
Even you?
Farhad.
Farhad, your mama's on the line.
Tell her I'll call her back.
It's urgent. - I'll be right back
This mama of mine, what a time to call ..
Yes, mama. - I've been calling you for so long
Why aren't you answering your phone?
It was on silent.
Don't keep it on silent mode.
Yes, mamma. Just a minute.
Those trustees have sent us a notice.
About our water tank
They say the tank's illegal
it's the tank your father built, our last memory of him.
Who does this secretary think she is?
The Cabinet Secretary?
I'll show her who's who for messing with me.
Let's see who has the guts to break our tank
Please do bring it back if you find it loose.
I'm telling you, Farhad
Go and knock some sense into them !
Later, mama
Move aside.
Farhad. Farhad, are you there?
Farhad.
Gayomar SarJara, Mervan Irani, Dara Karanjia.
Please, Mrs Mehta
Enough with this long list of yours
And the only reason I'm meeting you is because Dhun Aunty said so Ok?
Why don't you just pick one and show me?
Look at this. He is Gayomard SanJana
Young, eligible, 47 year old Parsi boy.
Boy? - 'Boy' meaning, young at heart, Shirin
He just underwent a by-pass.
His heart is solid again.
Every evening, Parsi Gymkhana .
...-4 pegs, 200-30 cigarettes.
Anyone else?
That's' Merwan Irani.
He's from Dahanu.
Dahanu's so far, Mrs Mehta.
So what?
He owns 50 buffalos.
So? What will I do with them?
You think I'm going to get up every morning at four to milk them?
Frankly, I'm not the milking type.
I get it.
You want the office types.
Here
Young entrepreneur, Dara KaranJia
Very smart.
I've seen him somewhere.
He used to come on T.V a lot
Actor? - No
He was sent to prison for that 2G financial scam.
His family says he'll be out on bail soon.
And if he doesn't .
. You'll get us married behind bars, right?
Shirin, you are impossible
This way you'll never get married.
There are no normal Parsi men left.
Mrs. Mehta, there is one left
Perizad had an excellent suggestion.
What now?
Why don't you attend the Parsi Trust's Matrimonial Social?
Mama, you've started again
You keep sending me to these speed-dating gigs, then those clubs
and now you're asking me to attend this matrimonial social?
You know I get very nervous in such situations.
Nervous?
This very nervousness and shyness is the reason why .
Our community is disappearing.
Take a look at the others
See with what gusto they get married .
. And keep giving birth to child after child
And look at us, there's hardly any left
I feel in every street of our nation, there should be a TATA, a WADIA ..
And even a PASTAKIA too
Now we'd like to invite our last candidate for today .
Mr Farhad Pastakia Please come on stage
Please give him a big hand.
Come on. Yeah.
My name is Farhad Pastakia.
And . I'm 45 years old
Thank you
Farhad, what is it that you do? Speak up!
Well choose only you will say more
I'm a salesman at the Tem Tem's bra and panty store.
Hello.
Now you tell me, is there anything wrong in being a lingerie salesman?
You should be proud that you spoke the truth.
I know better than anyone else that the room's filled with..
...only pretentious liars.
Did you see how they were laughing?
I want to know .
Is there any man inside not wearing bra and panty?
You mean .. I know men and women wear different kinds
I got it, I got it. - Yes
You know what I mean.
People think I'm just a bra salesman
I'm an expert Big companies consult me on .
. How to design special bras for specific body types
They ask me for my opinion.
What's going on?
I saw her first - So what, does she belong to your father?
What did you just say?
Stop
Oh, God.
Oh no, not again
Shirin, don't go
Don't worry, these people need to be taught a lesson.
What are you doing?
Move out of the way. Stop, stop it
Mr Wadia, Mr Mehta
Why are you two fighting?
Over her? - Yes
Oh no, stop
Calm down
Crackpots.
Bloody useless buggers.
This is why you are still unmarried.
Look who's talking
Say that again
Look who's talking
Wadia, you foul mouthed rascal.
Take this - Hit him hard
Go to hell. - Don't hit me, please!
Enough now Don't make me come in
Let's go
Ok, I'll drop you home myself.
No, I have to go with the other organizers.
Ok, so at least give me your number.
My number? You already have it.
Where do I have it? - 36B.
Don't Joke around. Just give me your number
Why do you need my number ?
If it is in our destiny, we'll definitely meet again
What a rocking social, nah!
So, did you like anyone?
Yes!
Really? Congratulations!
Who? Who is it? What's her name?
I forgot to ask her - Excellent!
Mama - What?
Mama
Get up - What is it?
Farhad's rooster is up and awake after so many years!
What are you saying?
The rooster's up!
"I met a special girl this evening."
"And she stole my heart."
"I met a special girl this evening."
"And she stole my heart."
"My lips were sealed"
"Such a fool, I was"
"I didn't ask her name."
"What a Idiot, I am."
"What a Idiot I am."
"Dimwit"
"Idiot."
"Youthful hope has blown up like a balloon in my heart"
"In just one meeting, she has filled my heart"
"Youthful hope has blown up like a balloon in my heart"
"In just one meeting, she has filled my heart"
"I threw away my chance with her"
"Such a duffer, I am"
"I didn't even ask what is it she does"
"Wart ar Idiot, I am."
"Wart a Idiot, I am."
"Dimwit"
"Idiot."
How can you just barge in like this?
Wait just a minute.
Allow us to do our job
Farhad! - Yes, mama.
Farhad! - Yes, mama!
Mama, coming! - Farhad
What's wrong? . - Please
No, wait just a minute My son's on his way
Farhad, come quickly.
Mommy, who are they?
They're here to break our papa's tank.
They claim it's illegal.
How can it be illegal? My father built it 25 years ago.
Look, please don't interfere.
We have orders from the secretary to break the tank.
I will teach that Shirin Fuggawalla a lesson.
And you, break my tank and see what I'll do to you.
Aunty, this is my last warning.
Otherwise I'll have to call the police
I'm not scared of the police . - Police? ..
No, don't call the police - Then allow us do our Job
No, police.
Carefully.
Careful with that ladder
Enough of this. Come on, get aside.
Move aside, you'll get hurt
Move aside. You'll get hurt.
Move aside. Why are you doing all this?
Something horrible might happen
Watch it, be careful!
I'll show that Shirin Fuggawalla
Who does she think she is?
Your father built that tank with so much love.
Don't worry.
I won't spare that Shirin Fuggawalla.
I will smash her
I'll go and burst that Shirin Fuggawalla in her office right away.
So sweet my tiger.
Your father, Homi had done only two good things in his time.
First, he built that tank.
And second, he gave me 'you'.
Don't worry, mama
People think I'm a wimp.
But at times, when it is necessary, I can be vicious.
Yes - I want to talk to that Shirin Fuggawalla.
I'm sorry, but ma'am is busy.
You'll have to take an appointment
No, I want to see her right now.
Tell her, Farhad Parstarkiar is here.
Just a minute.
Hello, ma'am Mr Farhad Pastakia's here to see you
Oh Yes, ma'am. Okay, ma'am
Mr Pastakia, you can go in.
Ahan.
Shirin Fuggawalla
Hi, Farhad
I must admit I'm impressed.
You found me, how?
The .. tank .. - Tank?
Destiny - Destiny! Sit Sit.
Thanks.
Farhad, you always surprise me
At times, I surprise myself too!
Remember what you'd said about destiny?
Number - Number?
You said the next time we meet .. - Phone number.
Oh yes, of course
Can't go against destiny now, can we?
Take down my number. - One minute please
593 - 961 .
97.
596 - 65
598 - 33
600
Save.
Oh, it's yours
I'll be right back
Mama .. - What did she say?
I gave it to her left, right and centre
The poor thing is crying.
Well done my tiger, well done
Don't spare her.
I'll come home and tell you everything.
Okay
Hello.
That's' my number.
Save it, okay.
Crack pot
Coffee? - Coffee?
Yes - Okay
Nice place - Very nice.
You come here often.
I bring mommy here - Your mummy.
Here, for coffee? - Yes
How sweet.
The owner at the counter ...
. is an old acquaintance, since when I was young
How about some bread and butter?
The bread's fine, but no butter. - Why?
I shouldn't.
Health reasons?
Even I agree.
Our thoughts are so similar - Thoughts?
Now that we're friends
We should know each others' likes and dislikes.
What's your favourite colour?
Let me guess
I think so, 100% it's black.
Correct? What a coincidence.
What's your favourite.food?
Let me guess
I'm sure it is. 'Salli boti'
Correct?
Me too What a coincidence
What's your favourite drink?
Let me guess
100%. According to me, has to be Mangola.
Is it Mangola?
Mangola? Yes?
See Me too.
What a coincidence.
Who is your favourite actor?
Ranbir Roshan.
Me too - I see.
What a fine actor!
He dances well too, right?
Brilliant dancer
There is no such actor - No?
I just made it up to test you
Ranbir Roshan! Caught you
Fine.
And so, what's the result on the test?
Positive. - Positive?
Shirin. I want to ask you a personal question
Only if you let me answer
Do you have a boyfriend?
No. Do you?
What nonsense, Shirin?
Let's sit there. - Yes
120 for a café latee.
Not latee, its latte
Come
Welcome, ma'am. - Hello.
Welcome, sir - Hello.
One . coffee - I'll have another coffee.
Coffee . and tea for me.
And a .. chocolate pastry One by two
Two spoons - Thank you, sir.
Shirin.
You're a very nice person - Thank you.
Really I mean it. - Thank you.
And may all your dreams come true.
I have a dream too.
Underworld - Underworld!
You want to be a don?
Where do I work now?
Tem Tem's.
Undergarments
Under. - ah, very clever.
Actually, I wish to buy out Tem Tem's
As it is, the boss relies on me completely.
That' won't be a problem
I've asked my cousin Hormuz
. to get me a loan passed from the Zoroastrian bank.
But he doesn't take me seriously
Thanks.
You think it's a good idea?
Farhad, I think it's a very good idea.
And you should do it - Really?
If business is good, we'll expand to a first floor, then a second.
And soon enough we will have a departmental store
We? - Yes, 'we' ..
. Because you're the first one who truly understands me
Sorry, I got carried away there for a moment - it's fine
You know I like talking to you
And you also listen to me
I don't have a choice, Farhad
You never let me speak.
Actually, I've been talking about my own self the whole time .
. And never asked about you.
Look at the time
Oh my God, four hours!
Time really fly.
I'll drop you home - No need, we've arrived.
Wow, we're here?
That's your house? Great.
Thank you for a lovely evening, Farahd.
I had a great time
Thank you, and I also want to say something.
Frankly speaking, even I had a wonderful time.
Okay, goodnight.
I really enjoyed. - Goodnight.
Really Go, leave
Goodnight.
Let go of me Goodnight.
Call me - Okay
Anytime. - Okay
24 hours - Okay
24-7 - Really?
Not between 11 -7 though.
I sleep at that time.
My sleep is very important
"Sweet and sour . Just like a strawberry"
"... there's a feeling in the air."
"My desires, they happily soar"
"My wishes, they seem mellow"
"Something new has begun taking over me""
"I want to touch the sunlight"
"I want to chase the rainbow"
"I wonder what is going on."
"This feeling's so right"
"I never want to let go"
"This is what my heart wants."
"Sweet and sour . Just like a strawberry"
"... there's a feeling in the air."
"My heart was lying.."
".in some drawer like an object"
"Life was meaningless"
"What else do I say?"
"The windows were closed."
"My thoughts could never take flight."
"My dreams were lonely in a closed house."
"Now there's a tingle in my heart ."
"My feelings have taken on colour"
"I want to touch the sunlight"
"I want to chase the rainbow"
"I wonder what's wrong"
"This feeling's so right"
"I never want to let go"
"This is what my heart wants."
"Sweet and sour . Just like a strawberry ."
"... there's a feeling in the air."
Mama
What is it?
I want to tell you something very special, mama
Tell me, what is it ?
Mama, I'm in love.
What?
Love?
Boy or girl? - What rubbish you say sometimes?
Have you told her you love her? - No, mama, not yet
No? - No
I will, I will No problem
But . we've become very close friends - I see
And what's your close friend's name?
Shirin. - Shirin Oh wow.
Shirin - Farhad!
What does she do?
Mama .. - Just say it, don't stretch it out
Mama, she's ..
The Secretary at the Parsi Trust
Her!
That, Sirin Fggarwala!
Farhad.
Impossible.
What are you two whispering on about?
Siloo mama's too fumy.
Very fumy
Mama, don't make any plans for this Sunday - Why?
That's a surprise
Wow. Surprise? I love surprises
But I don't like suspense
Tell me at it is. What is it?
It's definitely a surprise.
When you see it, you'll be blown to bits.
Mama
Rubbish ..
What rubbish are you saying?
But why should we pay more for security?
The security in our society's already good enough
Why would you be worried about security?
Your wife roams around with everyone in the colony as it is
Why you .
Leave me Leave me.
Order! Order!
Rascal
Scoundrel!
Silent
Please, be seated everyone.
You are spoiling the arrangement
Don't do that
What is this?
What's going on?
Calm down!
Please! Calm down!
Stop it
Here son, your flowers - Thank you.
Don't you understand anything?
Calm down!
Stop it
Calm down, calm down.
Behave yourself.
Uncle, may I sit here? - Sit, sit
Thank you, uncle.
What's going on here? I don't like it
What can I say?
They ruined the flowers I had brought.
Leave all that
First tell me, do you live in A-block or B-block?
Uncle, I'm not from this colony
What? You've come here to watch the circus?
Get lost
My stick. My stick
Please. Calm down.
Maintain some decorum
Dr. Driver is coming.
Sit down
Oh, God. Thank you, Lord
Ladies and gentlemen.
I am of the opinion that we must all agree to pay more for our safety.
I understand that 10 rupees every month is not a small amount.
But we should also remember this ..
. That we live in dangerous times
Last month . there were two crimes committed in the colony
Someone stole Pest's half-drunk Rum bottle .
. From his own balcony
And the second crime .
. To even speak of it, I am ashamed.
But someone was watching Temina undress through her bedroom window.
Temina, it's a scandal!
Shocking!
Considering this serious situation, I have just one request.
Our security guards .
. Should be given machine guns and hand grenades
Doctor!
You swine!
Try and put your hand on me now!
See what I'll do to you
Rascal You got me beaten up by your men
Me, Sohrab.
Doctor, where are you?
Where are you?
Mama
Shirin. Shirin
Beroz, just listen .
Silloo mama told me .
. That Farhad's bringing a girl home for the first time.
Here, for lunch
Farhad. What happened?
Later.
First, meet my friend
Shirin Fuggawala.
I see.
Hello, Shirin - Hello, aunty
Welcome. Welcome.
Nargis.
Look, your surprise is here
Coming, mama. They're here
Hello, aunty. - Hello.
Wait, wait
She's a good girl.
Have it. - Farhad, what are you doing?
Are both of you fine?
What happened to you'll?
Leave some fun for after marriage too.
Mom.
Some more Salli .
You know how these Trust meetings are.
But I hope nothing happened to you, Shirin.
Aunty, I've been working in the Trust for a while now.
Dealing with these mad men on a daily basis is part of my Job
Take your colony, Cusrow Baug, for instance, ..
. An old hag's been troubling me for a month now.
So irritating, I tell you.
Some more 'Salli Boti', darling - Enough
Have some more 'Salli Boti' - Why?
It's about some illegal water tank of hers
I had her tank torn down.
Mama .. Why don't you tell her .
Forget all this.
. Tell her about the man who beat me with that stick.
Had I gotten hold of that stick ..
...I could've beaten that old fag so badly and..
.In places I don't want to mention.
This is very good. - She's so fumy.
And you know what else happened, mama?
A man pulled out a gun and fired it right in the middle of the meeting.
Oh, darling You have no idea Had I gotten hold of that gun earlier..
.I would've blown that old hag to pieces
Aunty? - What happened, mama?
Mama - Oh, God She's choking.
Help her. - No, no
No, no - Yes, she's choking
What are you doing? She's choking.
Mama - Aunty, drink some water.
Mama Mama. - Drink some water
Drink some water Please, drink water
She is choking. - Shirin
Oh, God. She's choking
Aunty! Aunty!
Farhad, I think something's wrong with the prawn curry.
Shirin!
I knew something was wrong as soon as I'd eaten it.
Aunty, these servants don't cook well at all these days
And to top that, the prawns itself wasn't fresh
See, she's choking
Aunty! Aunty!
Aunty! I think a piece is stuck in her throat
it's stuck. - Shirin
Farhad! Farhad!
Don't worry, son.
Everything will be fine.
But my judgment was right .
. Nargis was 'blown to bits' by your surprise
I didn't know
I didn't know my son would turn out to be so useless.
Out of all the girls in the world, you could find only this one? .
. The one that happens to be my enemy
Mama, I've grown old now ..
. And for the first time I'm in love
I'm in love What can I do now?
Oh, shut up
Let me make one thing very clear with you.
Either it's that Shirin of yours or me
You have to make a choice
But, mama You're the one who asked me to find a nice girl and get married.
Now, I'm the very same one telling you, "Don't, Don't, Don't!"
He's out to make my enemy, my daughter-in-law!
Looks like I raised you wrong .
. For you to have turned into such a useless fool
Homi Pastakia.
You flew away on your plane for good .
. Leaving your idiot son with me in this mess
That tank you had so affectionately built for me ..
. That Shirin Fuggawala had it demolished
And now your son, he is in love with that very same woman ..
. Wants to marry her
Be warned, Farhad Pastakia This marriage will never happen
Shirin Fuggawala will never become my daughter-in-law.
Never! Never! Never!
Thank you
Aunty
How are you? - Fine.
How are you? Please eat well.
She's all grown up.
You didn't call me.
How are you?
All well.
Thank you so much.
Have food before leaving. - Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Hip Hip Hurray!
Congratulations to our dearest Anahita and Farhad.
He is mad
Rascal
He's saying that just to hurt Farhad. - Forget it.
He's a nutcase.
Shirin!
Feroz uncle, that's not Indira Gandhi. That's enough.
Hi - What are you doing here?
Who's the caterer? - Godiwala.
So here I am I don't need an invitation when there's a good spread
And are you here for the free alcohol?
I am on the welcoming committee
Hormuz is my cousin brother
Really? Anahita and I have been friends for a long time!!
Farhad, you're on the welcoming committee, aren't you?
Won't you welcome me?
Shall we - Come - Come on
Feroz Uncle, stay here
Welcome the others.
Oh wow, your mommy's looking stunning today, Farhad
Hi, Aunty ..
Let's go meet her. - No, later
What are you doing, Farhad? - Let me think
What's there to think?
Anahita and Hormuz ..
What are you saying? - Listen to me
On the count of three
One, two, three .
Farhad!
Farhad, where are we going?
Bloody rascal ..
Nargis, look
Farhad has finally found a girl
Take a look.
I can see.
I think we should go on the stage.
Get him up with Hormuz on the stage
Are you crazy?
She's the one who broke my tank
The one from the Trust?
Where did she go? - Yeah
Farhad, where are you whisking me off to?
It looks very bad, we shouldn't have left the wedding like that.
If we hadn't left when we left, there would've been a riot there.
Riot? Why?
I'm just kidding.
And by the way, my granny really likes you.
Really? But just granny, not your mommy?
Actually, mommy .. - It's actually my fault.
I shouldn't have commented on her prawn curry. - Right.
Really, I'm so stupid
Fat people are so sensitive
Don't keep saying 'fat'!
She'd feel bad - I know
At least, don't say it to her face .. - I know Old people can be so .
What old? Don't call her 'old' too.
You're crazy.
Sarosh - Nargis aunty. How are you?
Where is Farhad?
Farhad?
Did you see him? - Don't know I just arrived.
I got late
Nargis.
They're taking a picture...
Wait.
He's disconnecting my calls
Wonder where she took him.
They must be around
Don't worry. Smile for the photo
Nargis!
Smile please.
Another call from mom.
He just isn't answering.
He keeps disconnecting my call
I wonder where he is.
Let him come, I'll show him
Nargis aunty, shall I drop you home - No, no
We'll go with Farhad when he gets here.
I'll drop you - No, son You can go.
Go - Okay Goodnight.
Goodnight.
That Farad, where is he?
Farhad, it's really a beautiful place.
What is it?
It's not just a beautiful place
I come here when I'm sad
And also when I'm happy
Because no one butts in, questions me .
. Or Judges me here.
It's a very special place for me, Shirin.
And you're the first person I brought here
Me? Really?
You know why?
Because . you're special
Farhad, it's raining.
Let's go to my place.
I'll make you some coffee - Coffee?
Okay, come - Come on, come on.
Nargis, how long will we stand here?
It's raining heavily now.
Let's hire a taxi and go home
Taxi!
Oh god!
Shirin, towel. - Just a minute
Here - Thanks
Shirin, where are you going?
I'll just go change, Farhad.
Just be comfortable
This rain..
Even this wiper had to stop working now
Hello, Farhad
Where are you?
You left Nargis aunty alone out there
You know she's very upset.
I'm at Shirin's house
She said, "Let's go have coffee"
Oh! You're all set brother
Why? - What do you mean 'why'?
Do you know what it means when a girl invites you home for coffee?
What? - Sex
What are you saying?
Are you trying to fool me?
So, how will I know?
Will she give me a hint? - Of course she will.
If she starts playing 'mood' music ..
. Then understand, that's a hint.
What music ..
I love this song
"I feel it Wonderful feeling."
Farhad, you like this song?
"She's the reason for this feeling."
"it's rising"
"it just keeps rising"
I just love this song.
She played music.
She played music!! - Yes!
Go on, what else? What other hints?
What else would she do?
She'll give you other hints .. like .
She'll offer you chocolate - Chocolate?
Why chocolate?
Chocolate means energy
Energy means ahahahaha .
Farhad.
Coffee or tea?
I want ch .
Chocolate?
Hot chocolate Give me two minutes.
She offered me chocolate
Hot chocolate
Hot chocolate !!
"Be my bedroom girl"
"My pretty girl"
Farhad. - Yeah
Get comfortable.
"Yeah, mr pretty girl."
Do me a big favour and please don't disturb me.
Because I'm going to be very busy.
Okay, okay, I won't
Listen, time to get in to action, bro.
All the best
Bye
Oh no.
He's finally on a roll
What are you doing?
Shirin, my clothes were completely drenched.
.So I took them off.
I'm very sorry, Shirin.
Bastard Sarosh
Shirin? Shirin.
Shirin, the towel's completely drenched
it needs to be dried.
What happened was, see the window was open.
.And the breeze was making my clothes stick to my skin.
And you said "Get comfortable"
So I got comfortable
I was feeling cold - Cold?
I thought you were feeling a little too hot.
Whose clothes are these? - My papa's.
Your papa's clothes?
Do you want to meet him?
In his clothes? - Farhad
I really want you to meet my papa.
Come on. - What are you saying?
Just relax. Come on
Come Come
Is he a nice guy?
Come
Okay
Farhad, he's my papa
He's been in a coma since many years
How did this happen?
Years ago we had thrown a party at home.
It was papa's birthday
He'd asked me to go get him Mangola.
When I went into the kitchen to get it .
. I heard a lot of commotion out here .
And when I got back, I found papa on the floor.
We rushed him to the hospital Doctors, the whole nine yards.
But we still don't know how and why it happened
How did you take care of him all these years?
You know, sometimes when I think about it ..
I mean, it was impossible
But if it wasn't for Dhun aunty.
Dhun aunty? - Papa's sister
She's gone out tonight
Thank God
Dhun aunty left everything and came here ..
. And looked after papa and me both.
She's an .
She's an angel
Now you know Mr Pastakia why I didn't marry?
Who would be willing to take on this added responsibility?
Or stay with me here, under my roof, after marriage?
It's not going to happen
And I will never leave my papa
Frankly Shirin, it's not a big deal
it's not that burdensome a responsibility.
For example,
I would do it happily
Come here
Give me your hand
Papa
That's' Farad.
My boyfriend
Boyfriend?
You Just proposed indirectly ..
. Responsibility and all that, and now you ask "Boyfriend" ?
Yes or no?
Okay, Boyfriend.
Welcome to the family
Papa
Sorry
Shirin.
Can I hug you? - Yes
Is that too tight?
No, hold me tighter.
Farhad, what are you doing?
What are you doing? - Shirin
Bugger, leave me.
You just said I'm your boyfriend
So you'll do this
Here, start again.
"This friendship's. become dearer than life."
"Your love's"
"Like a intoxication."
"I've seen some beautiful dreams too"
"Without your lover.."
"Without your love. I'm so lonely"
"Without your lover.."
"Without your love. I'm so lonely"
"After we met."
"I realized what my life was."
"My life"
"Smiles on my face, but my heart was empty"
"My life"
"Your love's"
"Like the spring."
"I've plucked a few flowers too"
"Without your lover.."
"Without your love. I'm so lonely"
"Without your lover.."
"Without your love. I'm so lonely"
"You've filled my heart with desires"
"it's wonderful"
"I was out of tune."
"But you turned it into melody"
"it's wonderful"
"Your love's"
"Like a intoxication."
"I've seen some beautiful dreams too"
"Without your lover.."
"Without your love. I'm so lonely"
"Without your lover.."
"Without your love. I'm so lonely"
Sarosh, handle the shop today
Tell the boss that I'm unwell or something
I am going to Shirin's house
To meet Dihu aunty.
Dhun aunty?
Farhad, don't you think this is going a little too fast?
Of course, she'll give the final approval.
And then I'll handle mom my.
Mama
Hi, mama I'm talking to Sarosh.
Oh no!
I think mama's heard everything
I've lost my son
How do I save him from her clutches?
Sarosh Wish me luck
Mama, Farhad has started lying
To me, and at his work place, to.
And all this is because of that girl - No, Nargis.
Shirin's a nice girl
if Shirin comes into this house, she'll throw us both out
What do I do now?
Walk straight.
Very nice, very nice.
Believe me when I say this, mama ..
. Shirin and Farhad will never get married
And I say, "They will. They will. They will."
Lord, now You please do something.
Hello, aunty.
I'm Farhad. - Hello.
This is for you
Shirin.
Shirin, Farhad is here - Coming
Come in
- Oh, sorry.
Come in, please.
Hi, Farhad - Hi, Shirin
So late you've come
So, the 38D was for her.
That day I was confused why you were buying a 38D
Crackpot.
Tell me something about yourself.
For years I've written about myself in bio-datas ..
. For all these matrimonial agencies.
So, I'll tell you the same thing?
Name: Farhad Pastakia
Age: 45
I am single .
. And male.
Family members: An over-loving mother and grandmother.
Job: I am a salesman in Tem Tem's bra and panty sop.
My dream is to make . my own undergarment shop ..
. 'Underworld'.
First love, Shirin
And my last love, Shirin.
That's' all.
Go get the phone - Phone?
Stupid.
Don't you want to book the spot for your marriage? - Marriage?
Dhun Aunty, I love you.
Love you Love you
Shirin, this is just like in films.
"Are you ready?"
"Ramba and Samba."
"The road is long."
"But once more make a U-turn for love."
"Less or more"
"The destination you will find, for sure"
"Don't leave that road of love behind."
"Ramba and Samba."
"The road is long."
"But once more make a u-turn for love."
"Less or more."
"The destination you will find, for sure"
"Don't leave that road of love behind."
"Everyone on this Journey.."
"Will never find reason to suffer."
"Join me."
"Ramba and Samba."
"The road is long."
"But once more make a U-turn for love."
"Less or more."
"The destination you will find, for sure"
"Don't leave that road of love behind."
"All right lets go. Come on. Come on"
"Its got to be the Ramba. And the Samba."
"Celebration were planned within moments"
"But everything was in vai, once I gave my heart away."
"Celebration were planned within moments"
"But everything was in vai, once I gave my heart away."
"God bless your family."
"Rumba and Sumba."
"The road's long"
"But take a U-turn of love"
"Less or more."
"The destination for sure"
"Don't leave that lane of love"
Farhad!! - Shirin. Come on.
Leave
Farhad.
Get Lost.
Hurry up, man!
Farhad.
Farhad, I am coming. - Come fast, come fast - Farhad!
Hello. What are you thinking?
Today, frankly speaking .
. You're looking very beautiful.
Frankly speaking, .
. You need an eye-checkup today.
Shall we order? - Look at the menu
it isn't that expensive
Farhad, this is very expensive.
Don't worry. - Are you sure?
Will we have to wash the dishes?
Hello, sir Hello, ma'am
Cake for you both. - Cake, already?
Compliments of the chef - Compliments?
Yes - Free cake Lovely
Here, sir.
Thanks.
Mama's calling.
Don't eat yet, we'll eat together
Just wait.
Hello, mama - Hello, Farhad, where are you?
What happened?
I've been trying to call you for a while now
Listen, we're taking Feroz uncle to the hospital
Hospital, why?
He isn't well
Beroz and I are taking him
Come on, Feroz uncle
Push Push - No gas for two days.
He hasn't been able to fart.
What do you mean?
He can't fart He can't fart
Mama, you handle it now.
I'll call you later. - Okay, bye.
Don't eat the cherry
Sorry, I already ate the cherry
I'm sorry. - What?
Ambulance
Ambulance?
Yes Ambulance.
Why? - There was a diamond ring in the cherry
What, Farhad?
I wanted to surprise you - Diamond ring in the cherry
I wanted to surprise you
I tell you, darling, this is not a surprise ..
. It's a shock.
Call the ambulance
Call the am bulance
Ambulance
Call the ambulance
Shirin. Shirin Shirin.
Shirin, please
Don't touch.
Shirin, nothing will happen to you Nothing Lie down
Shirin, what are you doing?
Leave the doctor
Someone save the doctor Have you gone mad?
Shirin, you've gone hysterical
Tomorrow morning, we'll be drinking coffee .
Easy.
Don't touch. - Easy, easy.
Look, it's simple.
We'll have to just flush it out.
Flush!
It's just a tube
Tube!
Just soap water.
Soap water? What is happening?
Relax.
Nurse, get it done - Thank you.
You'll be alright Simple.
You'll be alright - Farhad
No. No.
Can you do anything normally?
I never imagined my engagement ring .
. Will be coming out of there.
Tomorrow morning we'll sit in the balcony and have coffee
I will kill you Farhad if they put a tube up my . - it will come out
They're here. They're ere.
It hurts here.
Did the air pass?
Whenever I open the window the air passes in and out
I meant to say, 'fart'.
Usually, whenever I walk, talk, sit and stand - I seem to fart healthy.
But I haven't been able to for the past two days.
Nurse, inform me as soon as he farts. - Yes, doctor.
I'll be back soon, okay.
Nargis, inform Indira of the situation
Tell her emergency's been declared.
The entire nation's running on gas .
.And here, I alone cannot pass air.
Nurse just a minute. - What happened?
Don't put that in the pot - Why?
You do know what this is, right?
I know, aunty I know.
But the problem is there's a diamond ring in it
Oh my, where have you put the ring!
It's a very long story
Don't put it in the pot yet.
Give it to me, I'll keep it safe
No, no, that's my Job - I'll keep it.
Aunty - it's my Job.
Leave it What are you doing?
It's my grandmother's.
So what? it's my Job.
Aunty - Please it's my Job
If this falls ... I'm very sorry.
Very sorry.
Have you passed gas yet?
Why do you keep asking me that?
Nargis, ask her to get a whistle ..
. And put it behind there.
That day, here I finally do fart, the entire hospital will get to know.
Okay, I'll be back
There as just a car seued in the par.
Nothing in the X-ray
So, where has the ring gone?
How do I know?
It wasn't in the bedpan, or the X-ray, or the cake .
. And not even in the box.
Farhad, the ring's still in the box
All the best, son
You crazy man, what if I had really swallowed the ring?
You crazy woman
You didn't swallow the ring and still put up this charade.
Charade? There was something stuck in my throat.
What was it? Just a cherry seed.
And you ..
Farhad, don't ever try to put that ring on me.
Let me see
Here I come. Here I come. Here I come
Oh, God.
I say if we had given him some eggs and potato .
. He would've passed air in 15 minutes.
Farhad, it's beautiful.
Was it very expensive?
Why are you peeping into someone else's room? - Nargis.
You'll wear it always? - Always
Don't lose it - I'll try
Oh! Its so beautiful Farhad.
Fart came!!
What should I decide now, Beroz?
Farhad's deciding everything on his own
He doesn't eat with us at home.
Doesn't talk to us
Doesn't watch television together.
And doesn't even visit the temple anymore.
What do I say?
Don't worry, I'm with you
Yes
You know, I feel better coming here
Nice idea, it was
Come on, darling. Cheers. - Cheers
Hello, Gustad. - Hello, Farhad.
How are you? - Fine.
It's been long.
Remember, Shirin.
Hello. - Hello.
We're friends now.
Your mommy's here too.
She's already had two beers
Waiter
Hi
Girls on a drinking spree.
Beroz aunty.
How are you?
Shirin.
Hello. Hi, aunty
I know her, your 'late night'.
Come, sit
Hi mamma
Shirin, would you like to have something.
No, thanks.
Shirin.
Who else stays with you at home?
Me, my aunty and my Papa
But he's been in a coma for many years now.
You mean to say your papa will come to live with you after your marriage?
Actually . we haven't decided anything yet ..
. Whether we'll bring papa along or Farhad will stay with us
Oh, God. She's choking
Mama - Farhad, should I?
Aunty, we were going to discuss this with you
Oh, I'm honoured.
The both of you got engaged in the hospital .
. Without informing any of us.
Cheers
So, Farhad's going to be a 'live-in' son-in-law.
What's wrong in that?
No, no, not at all
Farhad, a 'live-in' son-in-law.
What do you say, Nargis?
Cheers
Aunty, I actually wanted to apologise - Why?
The other day I criticized our prawn curry.
You think all this is because of that prawn curry.
Then?
Remember that woman you wanted to beat up?
That crazy old hag. - Yes
Yes, what about her?
Do you remember her address?
I can never forget her flat number, aunty
She must've called me a thousand times .
. And written to me at a least a hundred times by now.
I know that address by-heart
Flat no. 7, C-block, 2nd floor.
Which block do we live in? - C-block.
And which floor? - Let it be, mama.
Second Second floor.
Yes and do you remember when you came over for lunch that day?
Which apartment did you come to?
Flat number ..
I am that old hag . the one you wanted to beat up ..
. Shoot with a gun
My name is Nargis Pastakia.
Farhad's mom my.
Excuse me
Mama Mama. Mama
Shirin. Shirin
Cheers!
Shirin. - Get lost, Farhad.
Shirin. - Shut up, Farhad.
Listen to me .. - I can't believe .
. That you didn't tell me.
.All this while that your mother was Nargis Pastakia
Since childhood, her name's been Nargis Pastakia
Very fumy, Farhad.
And I was impressed for no reason .
. That you found me without knowing my name or number.
You weren't there to see me .
. You'd come to fight with me
And on top of that, flattering yourself saying, "Destiny brought me here"
if it wasn't Destiny - What else was it? - What?
In fact, you should thank my mommy
I see, really?
If my mother hadn't gotten into this mess with you ..
...If you couldn't have demolished that tank.
Then I would never have come to your office .
. And we would never have met again
if it isn't 'Destiny', then what is it?
But you should've told me, at least once .
. That that fatso was your mom my. - I didn't
Now you wait Mr Farhad Pastakia
You want to break the tank again - You're tank is gone.
You want to break the tank again
I will break it - Go ahead, break it
Break it. I ill.
But please, make sure of just one thing.
Don't ever break my heart.
Melodramatic bugger, come here!
Farhad. I wish to talk to you
Mama, please don't start all over again
You never have time to talk to your mother
But so eager you are always to talk to her
Answer it. Answer it
She must be dying to talk to you.
Come on, come on, come on, Farhad.
Pick up the phone
Why don't you answer it?
It's obvious, she's more important to you than us.
Shirin. - Aunty, I can't get through
He isn't answering his phone.
Why are you wasting time with the phone?
Hello, Farhad
Farhad, why weren't you taking .
Why are you calling me again and again?
I'll call you back!
Come on. Where were you people?
I've been calling on you'll for so long
What are you staring at? Hurry up
Move aside. - Shirin, come on.
Straight
Shirin.
Come on.
He got up on my bed
Be careful.
What are you doing?
Mind his head.
Ma'am, please. Let us do our Job.
He's my father, not yours.
You'll have arrived so late
Ma'am, please. We're doing it.
Hurry up
Shirin.
Papa
Put the mask properly - Shirin
Shirin, take your bag
Will you go alone, isn't Farhad coming along?
Just forget Farhad
Shirin, take care
Sorry Shirin I really miss you.
I am sorry.
Farhad. - Aunty
I want to talk to Shirin
I've been calling her since yesterday She isn't answering
She tried calling you so many times last night
I've been very rude to her
I want to apologise.
You're too late - What happened?
Her father had to be taken to the hospital
His condition became really serious
And we needed your help desperately.
But you didn't answer your phone?
Which hospital? - Parsi Trust
Don't worry, he's doing well.
Sure, doctor. - Yes, I'll come tomorrow
Thank you
I am so sorry, Shirin
I am so sorry
How is papa now?
Farhad, I don't want to hear anything now.
Shirin, please .. - No, really Farhad.
I really don't want to hear anything
Last night when you called ..
. Mamma and I were arguing. - That's the point, Farhad.
You're so scared of your mother ..
. How will you ever marry me?
You know your mother hates me.
She'll never like me it's impossible
Please go and take care of your mamma.
And leave me with my papa.
This wars the first time I needed you Farad ...
. And I reached out to you
And what did you do?
You insulted me
You didn't stop to think even once ..
. Why is it that I was calling you repeatedly
I needed you when papa was dying, Farhad.
You just disconnected me
You know what?
Now I disconnect you.
And about all those 'destiny' and 'made for each other'.
.Speeches that you'd made ..
...hear this and go,
My favourite colour is red, not black
My favourite dish is 'Dhansak', not 'Salli Boti'.
And I like tea much more than Mangola
So you see, Mr Pastakia
Our likes and dislikes don't match at all.
It's over.
Leave
Now!
"Strange darkness"
"Surrounds me."
"Standing at my threshold"
"With the dan, nowhere in sight."
"The cruel moments"
"Don't let me sleep."
"it feels like"
"My heart's in a turmoil"
"I'm paying the price"
"Wart is my crime?"
"Tell me before breaking all bonds"
"In the world of your memories"
"I wander in every nook and corner"
"I'm lost."
"Strange darkness"
"Fate didn't give me a chance."
"it was that angry"
"I wonder why the dark skies."
"..are celebrating my sadness."
"As autumn doomed."
"The destination was lost, and the path destroyed"
"In the world of your memories"
"I wander in every nook and corner"
"In the world of your memories"
"I wander in every nook and corner"
"I'm lost."
"Strange darkness"
Farhad's message
You read it
it's alright, you can read it
Anyway, there's nothing left between us, anymore
Let's give our love one last chance
This 31st night I'll be at your door ..
. To take you to the New Year's party
How dare he?
After everything that has happened ..
. He thinks he'll get to take me out for New Year's ?
He actually thinks I will go with him?
Guts he's got, yeah!
I have a feeling you'll surely go
Dhun aunty! - Be fair to the boy, Shirin
He's been to the hospital so many times
He tried to meet you.
He's fighting with his family for you.
Shirin, he truly loves you.
He really loves you, darling.
Shirin.
Shirin, look
Your favourite colour red.
Dhun aunty, you're too much.
You'll look beautiful in this.
You will go, won't you? For my sake.
For your papa. Please
Okay
Love you - Love you
Surprise!
Farhad.
My child ..
. You're always so serious these days
So we thought we'd throw a party for you, right here.
Okay? To celebrate the New Year.
Thank you, mama.
Sit everybody, sit
Hi, Perizad
I just want to tell you something Come.
Okay Hi
Hi
Yes, Perizad.
Farhad, .
. There's no point in worrying.
If Nargis aunty doesn't like that girl.
.Then just forget about her.
Take my advice.
Mommy's found a nice girl for you
Meet her.
Please, for my sake.
Just a minute.
My prince
. Listen, I've solved all your problems.
Tonight before the clock strikers 12 ...
. you will find your Cinderella - She's superb.
What are you talking about? - Come on
No. - Come on
Farhad, come on. Come with me.
Perizad - Come on
"Baby girl"
"When you are going in style.
.All the girls will envy you"
Farhad, let me introduce you
This is Firdaus Sanga.
His wife Mithu.
And their beautiful daughter Khurshid
Farhad, take Khurshid to the balcony.
Go and do some chitchat
You mean get to know each other?
Right
Go, dear. Go
With Farhad
Yeah
They look so nice.
Khurshid ..
I think it's working out between them. Yes
I feel it too
Lord. Set my Farhad up with this girl
Take a look. - No tell me, what's.
Look, they're hugging. Look
They're hugging. They're hugging.
Thank you Thank you Thank you
Thank you, Lord.
You finally fulfilled my dream
Thank you
Look, they're coming.
Guys, we're in love.
Wow.
But not with each other
What?
What is he saying? Has he gone mad?
What kind of joke is this?
What is this?
Mama, I should've behaved this way long time ago.
I think about everyone's happiness .
...but one thinks about mine...
How can you say that?
Farhad, I think about you all day.
You know how much I love you.
Then why aren't you happy .
. That I found a girl like Shirin?
Nice?
You know what a bitch she's been to your mother.
Beroz aunty, you stay out of it
I am warning you.
Do you know what kind of a girl Shirin is?
Do you have any idea?
How she's at home, with me, with her family ..
. How she looks after her sick father?
Do you know? Then just keep quiet.
Okay, be quiet.
When you didn't know she worked for the trust .
. You liked Shirin, didn't you?
You liked her?
Yes She was doing her Job
She was doing her Job, mama
And it's an illegal tank.
And you are willing to break your son's heart over a broken tank
I'm 45 years old
I'm 45 years old, everyone.
Today I realize ... love doesn't have an expiry darter.
I'm in love, mama.
What to do?
And you know what?
I feel so good, you've no idea.
Farhad.
I'm so proud of you
Today, you 'blew everyone to bits'.
Happy new year
Shirin. Shirin
Sohrab! Manji! Temu! Come quickly
Come quickly, I've caught the thief
You cannot escape today
Beat him.
Beat him. Beat him Beat him
Who's this creating a racket?
Shirin.
You cannot escape today Beat him, beat him.
What are they doing? - Oh, God What's going on?
They are beating up someone - it's New Year's night
All the hooligans are out on the street. - Beat him
You come in, forget it Forget it.
Listen I am not a thief
Actually, I came here to see .. - Exactly, you came to see.
He's the peeping tom.
. Who watched Temina changing her clothes.
I am not a peeping tom.
Call the police. Call the police
Just a minute.
We live in a Parsi colony, this is not a fish market
This gentleman is trying to say something
Thank you - What's the problem?
The problem is they say I'm a peeping tom ...
. they're calling me a thief
What are you doing here?
I came here.
I .
No need to call the police - What are you saying?
Yes, no need No need.
I've got a better idea. - Say it
What is it?
I have my ancestral gun
I could just kill you with a single bullet. - No.
No, no
Rascal!
Police! Come quickly.
Come quickly. You've gone crazy
You've gone crazy. - What's going on?
Move aside. Move aside What did he do?
What? - Nothing.
He's a thief. He's a thief. He's a thief. He's a thief.
Wait, sir Wait, listen.
Listen to what I've to say.
Arrest him and take him away
Sir, at least listen to me
They won't let me speak.
Sir, please let me.
I am wearing a suit.
So, who's the gentleman? And look at them
Look, they're all in their night-suits.
Who looks like a thief?
Don't act too smart Let's go to the station.
Sir Sir, please
He's a thief.
Sir, listen to me
Look at my suit . You've all gone crazy
Few days ago, he saw me without my clothes on
Yes, he did. - Quiet!
Inspector, charge him with sections 362, 172, 288.
If you don't take action against him, then I will kill him, right here.
Will you shoot me?
Who do you think you are?
Inspector . what does he think?
Hey mister, do you have a license for that gun?
Confiscate his gun
I'll get the license. I'll get the license.
Happy New Year, papa.
Can I ask her a question? - Yes
Aunty, how many fingers am I holding up? - Four
And now, aunty? - Six
And now? - 12
She can't see properly even under the light ..
. How could she know for sure that I'm the peeping Tom?
Who's ringing the bell so early in the morning?
Hey.
Farhad. Come in.
Happy New Year, aunty - What happened?
Your clothes!
Your sweet neighbours took me to the police station.
Why? What happened? - I'll tell you later.
You want to see Shirin? - Yes
Better change. - No
You can wear Hoshidar's clothes. - No
Good luck, son.
Hoshidar uncle, .
. If you can hear me .
. There's something I would like to say.
Your daughter Shirin's favourite colour is red.
And mine's white
She likes 'Dhansak' and I like 'Salli Boti'
She likes tea, but I don't
I like - Coffee
I like Duke's Mangola.
But what's the difference?
What difference does it make?
The point is .. that we love each other.
Just think about it.
Imagine, 30-40 years from now .. I fall really sick
Doesn't make a difference
Just an example Let me say it.
Imagine if I can see no more hear no more
Can't .
Can't remember anything . everything's locked away inside my head.
. Even then,
I will always remember one thing ..
. Shirin.
I love you.
I just love her
So can I, Farhad ..
. Marry your daughter? Is it ok?
Look what I brought, uncle?
Farhad.
My back My back.
Can I get a Dukes Mangola?
Papa!
Papa's awake! Papa's awake!
Papa's awake!
Papa, I can't believe it.
Mangola - Get the Mangola.
I missed you so much, papa. - Mangola
Farhad, Mangola.
Papa's awake.
Mangola
He's awake.
Opener.
It's here.
Farhad, Mangola.
Don't worry. - Where is the Mangola? Get it soon
Papa, Mangola's here.
Mangola's here
I did it.
Papa! Papa!
Slowly - Slowly, papa. - Hoshidar is awake!
Slowly - Hoshidar is awake!
Slowly, slowly - Hoshidar is awake!
"They're on a roll."
"it's a circus of destiny."
"A saga of fate."
"The punctured lives of two people ."
".. that had gone bust."
"Love gave it a push and made it jumpstart."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"They made it."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"Lets stomp the ground, ground"
"Hit the floor come, come down"
"Lets stomp the ground, ground"
"Hit the floor come, come down"
"Don't stop it yeah, Lets do it yeah."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"it's a circus of destiny."
"A saga of fate."
"The punctured lives of two people ."
".. that had gone bust."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"They made it."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"What will the priest do.
.When the lovers have agreed?"
"Still it is not easy to meet.
.As there's lot of topsy-turvy"
"A spark is enough to fire."
"it is such a wonderful thing"
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"They made it."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"The road of love is difficult.
.You have to be careful while driving."
"Listen to your heart or all."
"Who do you want to wave goodbye to?"
"Drive slow and steadily"
"Or you'll have to pay a heavy price"
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"They made it."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
"They made it."
"Shirin-Farhad made it."
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